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VOL. V — N0.6 WATERLOO UNIVERSITY COLLEGE FRIDAY, NOV. 6, 1964 HOMECOMING SUCCESSFUL HAWKS SHADE WARRIORS 19-18 HAWKS WIN IN FOURTH QUARTER 3rd Consecutive One Point Edge-Out

Last Saturday, a happy, biosterous Homecoming crowd of several thousand students and alumni watched the annual Homecoming game at Seagram's Stadium. The game, the rubber match in a three-year series, while not Douglas well played, was spotlighted by exciting highlights with the War- riors bowing to the "Chicken Visits WUC Hawks". crowd exceptionally "The great task of your gen- The was eration is to alleviate the well behaved. Much of the inter- problems of under developed school rivalry was present but nations. On it depends the surv- the yelling and jibing was in a ival of man," said T. C. Douglas jovial spirit. None of the trouble leader of the NDP here last that might have been expected, Friday. based on past occurrences, took He said that for the West to hoard all its wealth while 3/5 place. Both schools are to be of the world go hungry is not commended for their exemplary only morally wrong but someday behaviour. will induce envious nations to As for the game itself we wage a major war on us. Ed Turek Runs For Winning Touchdown witnessed the third consecutive He called for four times as much Canadian money to be one-point edge-out. In 1962 the Pearson spent on foreign aid. Hawks won 7-6, in '63 the War- That Was The Weekend "The bomb recently exploded riors took a 13-12 squeaker. by China is an not immediate This year the final tally was trajecy." While he that To Receive believes 19-18 in favour of WUC. That Was a nuclear war could, "complete- College Although the game was un- Homecoming may be gone but ly destroy our civilization, the Honorary Degree exceptional, the highlights made it won't be forgotten around here Chinese as yet do not have an up for the lack of polish. The The Prime Minister of Can Entrance Exams for- a long time. Memories of effective delivery system." However Mr. Dougles warned, fact that several of the Hawks ada, the Right Honourable Lester fioats, campus queens, football "If they produced a bomb years were in less than 100 per cent B. Pearson, will receive the games and some great fun will before anyone expected, they will honorary degree of Doctor of remain as physical shape lends glory to the A Possibility part of Homecoming produce a delivery system years Laws (LL.D.) from Waterloo victory. '64. before expects." Lutheran University on Decemb- (CUP) — 's anyone A huge two and a half hour He advocated the recognition er 5. university administrators have Ted Lizak was suffering from parade brought together on Sat- of Communist China and the ad- The award will be made at a tentatively agreed to establish a a back injury, Charlie Reiner urday such mission of China into the U. N. special convocation from the in- council to set and conduct a nat- diversified themes as "Canada an ostrich with had a separated shoulder, Jim stallation of Senator W. Ross ional college entrance examinat- Student Loan, or "how to is like marry a millionaire - get a its head in the sand in its relat- Grant was slowed down by a rib Macdonald, as University Chan- ion stud- ent loan," monsters "we've ion to the China issue." and hip injury, John Gorman cellor. Senator Macdonald, of The council would provide a known and loved", and West According to Mr. Douglas the Brantford, , is former Canada-wide for was worried by a bad back in- examination Side Story, complete with tene- Prime Minister has said that we Government leader in the Senate prospective university students jury, and Ed Turek was ham- ments and clothesline. can't keep China out much long- and member of the Federal which would supplement, and a bad and pulled Best float er. "The government is afraid of pered by leg Cabinet. perhaps eventually repl ace, awards went to (1) WUC's frosh incurring the displeasure of the knee ligaments. Following the convocation the matriculation examinations set float, a pink and gold filled U.S. State Dept., I don't like Prime Minister will be speaker by provincial departments of creation, with fresh- Injuries notwithstanding, Lizak ettes holding playing the part of a satelite," at a dinner honoring Senator education. mounds of pink good U he said. played an exceptionally Macdonald in the university din- Dr. Eric Graham of Royal balloons; (2) of W's monster float which held some of the defensive game, while Turek ning hall. Roads Military School said Tues- more gory vampires and (Continued on page 2) was nothing short of fabulous on day (Oct. 27) a national college were- of days gone by; entrance exam would provide a wolves and (3) his 97-yard romp. St. Jerome's alumni yardstick for comparison of the float which INDEX "best abilities of students in any of the typified the theme of homecoming," , ten provinces. The council, to purple, pink and be called the Canadian Council blue creation of a bedroom with and occupants. on Admission to College and both bed University, would not attempt to After the parade festivities, a impose uniform entrance stand- monstrous steer which had been ards on Canadian universities roasted overnight was served at and colleges, he said. the barbeque in the quadrangle at WUC. Dr. Graham said there are Then the football game, which several problems inherent in the was a real squeaker but provid- matriculation examination syst- ed much more and em for college entrance. It does excitment spirit has been not provide an accurate measure school than page & this university. See of university ability and it caus- noticeable around es difficulty for students who The sophmore formal topped off a perfect day as Wendy Amusements pg. 5 apply to universities in other Crump, Miss Willison Hall, was At Random pg. 6 provinces. crowned Miss Campus Queen for Because B.C. pg. 5 matriculation results 1964. are processed during the summ- Brown Looks A* pg. 8 the er, it is difficult for admission Conspicuously absent was Campuses pg. 3 rowdy behaviour and drinking of officials to thoroughly review Editorial previous games; the insults pg, 4 freshman applications. Students only exchanged were friendly ones Photo by Lunney (Continued on page 3) with the "plumbers." Students line up for barbecue after Homecoming Parade P-age Two THE CORD WEEKLY Friday, November S, 1964 Frid~

on this continent. When speak­ Speaking on the amendments T.C. DOUGLAS ing of Social Democracy, the bill to the constitution he said, "I Thompson Stresses Educa-tion NDP doctrine he said that the believe there should be a great world is torn between the two public debate on the constitution. StUd4 Fre&l VISITS WUC extremes of freedom and secur­ It is archaic in many ways. I because they have spent much Uneducated Are money on education. ity, Social Democracy, according want t~ see the constitution Boar• (Continued from pagr 1) to Mr. Douglas, will give the amendable not in a straight A major problem facing Can.­ StUd4 benefits of both. jacket." At present the constitut­ ada, is the number of uneduca­ Ice < Unemployed c . u.~ •1: suspect that if ot her nat­ The need for Social Democracy ion m;1y only be amended after ted and unemployed young ions voted to accept China in the people. "There are over 330,000 will become more apparent in the British Parliament has ap~ "Part of my philosophy. liS w.u. U. N. the U. S. might vote with the future he said when ·2% of people 19 years of age in the West proved. The problem o.f bringing a Lib~ral," is to lOok on gov­ them," he said. the population are producing all country; 40,000 are in Universit­ I.V.C amendments rights to Canada ernment as an instrument for Ches: " Many people think Canada is the manufactured goods. He ies. another 20,000 are in post expects this to happen by the is further complicated by the creating equal opportunity for Histc dominated by U. S. policy," but High School Technical Institutes, Biolo year 2000. Social democracy, he question (){ federal and provinc­ all the people in the country ... m reality we could become a and the remainder, about 260 ,• Ski c leader of the middle powers." said, could turn such automation ial rights. This was the theme of And· Gern into a blessing. 000 are either working or look­ Speaking out on the flag issue He said the separatist rew Thompson's address to Russ. ing for work, or living at home Kam he said, "I originally supported problem could wreck confederat­ about 70 assembled students because they cannot find· work Othe the idea of a one maple leaf ion. The only solution according and local Liberal Party dig. Philo to do, and they're sick of hunt­ :flag. Now I would support any to Mr. Douglas is time, patience nitaries when he spoke at On ( distinctive C-anadian flag. I don't ing." The problem will increase Senic and sympathetic understanding. WUC on October 29. think the flag issue is so import­ too; by 1980 there will be over Fresl ant that the house should go into Mr. Douglas spent five hours Mr. Thompson spoke mostly Hom % million in this situation, and another three months of un­ a WUC. He talked to students in on the value and importance fYf Hom' fewer jobs will be available." Equi productive debate on it. It makes the Torque Room, shook hands, education, especially a Univer. parliament look childish." Mr. Thompson's solution was Tele1 and answered many questions sity Education. He emphasized Adm about the NDP policy. He spoke that the province should spend " The prime minister is det­ the important part that Univer­ Conf f'nnined to be the man that to a politics class in the morn­ more money on University build­ Secr1 sity graduates play in the life (){ gave Canada its flag. Mr. Dief­ ing, had lunch with the faculty ings, and on getting top-notch Rese the country, and expressed his enbaker is just as determined to in the Mezzanine and spoke to instructors. New stop him." an assembly of students in the annoyance at the smugness and Not He congratulated the students afternoon. Gerald Pout-McDonald complacency of the people who (1) ~ flanked the NDP leader where­ for their interest in Model Parlia­ are shirking their duty in mat­ ever he went. ment. " Young people have to ters of education. At the same (2) 1 start early in their participation After leaving WUC Mr. Doug­ P. and G. im politics." las went to Galt to aid the NDP time he especially attacked the As premier of Saskatchewan he cause in a by-election waged provincial Conservative Govern­ was the first socialist premier Premier there. ment, criticizing the "lack of dynamics on the parf of the AUDITIONS leaders of this wealthy prov­ ince." "It is recognized by many countries that (University Ed­ Nov. 9 and 10 ucation) is an integral part in the development of a country", 7:00 p.m. Sharp When J01l bar Jaw cU.amon• Mr. Thompson stated. 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KDown for Delicious Food and Prompt Serviee 10% Student Discount Walkwel Shoes 181 King St. W. • Kitehener 10 King St. W. PHONE: 744-4782 Phone SH 5-7881 Kitchener Page Four TJIE CORD WEEKLY Friday,· November 6, 19"• Tile CfJRIJ WEEKlY Education Ka The Cord W~ekly is published once a week by the Student Board of of Publications. Waterloo University College, Waterloo, Ontario. Authorized as Second Class Mail by the Post Office Department, KNOWLEDGE - NOT MONEY Ottawa, and for payment of postage in cash. Editorial opinions ex­ .. .. The following article is re· worth from the academic envir­ most part, inflate t hemselves Pressed are independent of Student Council and the Administration. Printed from the Toronto Tele­ onment to which they are ex­ with self-importance, and wal­ gram. It was written by Gary Office : Stl!dent Union Bldg. Phone: 744-5923 posed. They may come out as low in their own conceit. The Gottfieb, a third-year univeTsity good doctors, good ·lawyers, and humility that comes with a true of Toronto student. !EDITOR •••• LINDA McKENZIE good engineers. But they do not education is unknown to them. Each year when a new wave come out good men. They are Interested only in themselves, i Managing Editor • . • • Ken Dick of freshly-scrubbed freshmen mer.ely skilled technicians. the problems of others matter floods the college campus, I little. The · age of humanitarian­ Arse1 Member of Canadian University Press MAIN MOTIVATION have no illusions as to why They may contribute to the ism has· in their eyes disappear- , dy by Publications Chairman • • ••• John Finlay most of them have come. The maintenance of society, but ed, and , those handful of grad; of two Business Manager . • •• • • Merv Boyce reason is green and bears a these types of professionals con­ uate .students who serve a few picture of t he Queen. bury h Advertising Manager •••••• Al Silver tribute little, if anything,' to its years in underdeveloped coun­ Ever since they first asked growth. If perchance they do tries are looked upon as dreamy of tli their parents for a dime to buy it is for the financial remun­ ideali'sts and foolish do"gooders. an ice cream cone, these stu­ eration, rather than the satis­ Surely it is time we realized dents have been exhorted to faction within, the satisfaction that the financial reward of a stay in school by parents and that comes from having done higher. . education has been educators, and always, always, somethinl! worthwhile for one's stressed long enough. How long were they presented with the fellow man. must we p'ersist before we see Dephe. his p r---1 same argument. St;~y in school Money has become the main our f,olly? tein, , 1 Cord Staff ~ and you'll make more money~ motivation for students entering , Education is not something to Not that ' parents and public college, and each yea-r more be oversold or undersold. It ·is .his el) officials were always as ·frank and more mediocre students · something that is above the nephe. and forthright as all that. In clamor at the doors and squeeze stock· and trade of the busy mar­ ter's . their usual obtuse and poiitifi- their way in. That money is ketplace. ' eating manner they beat a1'ound their primary interest in attend­ Unfil we recognize this, and 1ar ~ , :::~:;::~:: :.::: .:·::~n~·:::. ::::~ the bush with such sonorous ing university .is evidenced by ,begin to value a college educa- · ,I shy, Pete Rempel. G. Pout-McDonald, Tony Sch- . €''1 statements as "Don't join the the paucity of students· who tion riot irt dollars, bU:t in sense, ranks of the unemployed," 'and, choose to become teachers, we cannot begin to face, let '~Continuing education essen­ nurses, social workers, and rec . alone solve, the problems b esett~ tial." Granted, all this may be searchers. And the ever increas­ ing the world today. true, btit ilever once did they ing demand for sociologists and ;.~-'... i~~z·*r~,~::~~~;. i;:::~:.~~::~.G~:-:~;y~:. '·'..r·_,_~.;_,~,i:'.,i: ..._~! · ·stress education for its 'own psychologists continues to go un- . , Doug Gruber, Chris Versavel, Ruth McCleary, Sue :;:l , sake, 'and never once did they filled, as does the need for pup- . · ~ver attempt to implant the ils in the other social sciences, J.: BL~bicbco,BDatveEdWNin:reh, Sandy Tityk, Jamie Brown, tl idea that learning in itself can and in the humanities as well. Six McMaster , I .. y ur , eig , ~l! be satisfying ·and worthwhil'e. That university education . is surpris ~1 Typists : Carol Hunter, Mike Wright, Doug lill It should not then be parti­ being given a hard sell is fright­ "Pre cularly shocking to find that fully obvious, but it is not sim­ Kapers ~~;~ Geddie, Edie Klinck, Jane Stiver, Carole Hawken. ~jjl ply a matter of education .being Students Fined and 01 ' ~ most of my fellow students are attending university for the sole oversold. Higher education is othly, Ji:::'::;::::::::::::::{:::::::r::::::::i::;:::::':'l':':'::::''''':':':::::::::::::''''''''''' '''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''':':':':':':'::::::::•r;:::':':':'•':':r:••:::::•::•::r'{:':r:::;:::':':::':':':::'•''''''''''''''''':':r•:::::::':':':::::•:•,::::::::•:r~'i:JI purpo'se of obtaining a pot of being undermined, robbed of its workin gold at the end, and in so doing very essence, because the wrong ductio are gaining nothing of any real .things are continually being In Strip Case tor Ba stressed. The real values of a HAMILTON (CP)-A spoke&­ He university education are being man for McMaster University for yo MINORITY ACiAIN stomped underfoot in the mad said yesterday six students have on sal scramble to obtain a degree. bee•n fined $20 for their part in ember CUS Needs SAFEST, SUREST smuggling a strip-tease artist Once again, Model Parliament finds itself in a A university education cannot inrto a men's residence . during rather difficult position. For the second year in a row, a open up- closed minds but it homecoming celebra,tions at -the Res. minority NDP government has been elected. can fill up empty ones. A uni­ univer sity a week ago. Candidates versity education cannot do The six students, who were Last year, Model Parliament was little more than CUS Committee is now accept­ away with wilful ignorance, but not identified, were fined by the s1tudent council and were a farce. By calling for a ·motion of non-confidence on ing applications for the it can remove shallowness of A seminar to be held November thought and enlarge one's hori­ a'l.so placed on one year proba· the Throne Speech itself, the members of the opposition 18-22. The topic of this seminar zons. A university education tion with Dean of Men Ivo·r succeeded only in defeating the very essence of Model i$ Latin America; Evolution or cannot make wise men of fools, Wynne. These students were nO'!: residents of Whidden Hal1l where Parliament. Revolution. but it can edify and improve 136 The accepted candidate will those with the required capabi­ the incident took place. SH 2 The primary purpose of campus political organiza­ meet with experts in this field lities and abilities who are pre­ Jit was announced on Wed· pared to make the necessary in­ nesday that three other students tions should be to encourage interest among the student as well as students from across who smuggled the stripper into Canada participating this sem" tellectual investment. . body in the whole sphere of politics. Model Parliament the residence, were find $50 inar. Expenses will be paid by But these true values of a col­ each. They aloo lo&t their right should provide those in attendance with a meaningful CUS committee. In return he lege education have been all .but to en1tertain women in their fac~ - to-face encounter with government on their own or she will have to give a detail­ disregarded by the majority of rooms at Whidden Hall for the ed report to Students' Council as my fellow students. The atti­ level. remainder 'of the year. Students well as the CUS Committee and tude that prevails is that a col­ are aHowed . to h:we girls in Similarly, it should also serve as a training grounds be willing to share new ideas lege education is the surest and their rooms a-t s•pecified hours with the rest of the campus. safest way to reach material two nights a week. for those students who may, after graduation, choose to ' Please address applications to prosperity in the road ahead. The spokesman said the out­ ent~r a political career. Sus::- •. Hogarth and place them This attitude is readily perceiv· side students who were fined in the Vice-President's mail box able in the characteristic traits $20 each helped collect money We hope that the three-ring-circus atmosphere outside Students' Council off'le. of today's college graduates. to pay for the stripper's fee and which was evident towards the end of the campaigning Deadline is noon, November 11. University graduates, for the wakhed the show. wil l n~becarried overin~the~s~onttsel~ ~~~~~~~~•••••••~~~~~~=••a••••••~•~•~~;&~~~-·~~~~~~••~~~ ·Only if Model Parliament is treated as a serious !!!!1 endeavour, and not as a childish game complete with !i!j!j incongruous cealitions and nonsensical argument, only !)!:! then will it receive or deserve the full support of the l!!!j Ful student body. - [j!j! Audience Commended and hold l!he nex•t formal O!ff­ l:Jck O>f tra·nsportation. However. H~ . campus for . the following rea­ three years a.go the formal was ~:i:: On the evemng of October wns: held off-campus a·nd a bus was M! 29, this universit a~lt~~~ 2) Decora·tions - We require Directory Coming coming committee but also to the whole attitude of the !!1 Swingle Singers. I suspect many much work and money td dis­ 'b d r:~ people have not stopped to con- guise the fa-ct tha•t our gym is To dispel a gro-wing ris·e of s t u d ent ° y...... r:: sider just how lucky we were just that - a gym. Also, the gym verba•lized doubts tJhat this The problems of rowdyism and excessive drmkmg 'iJ in pro·curi·ng this group. My per- is never a•vaila-ble for decorating yea·r's Campus Directory will never be published, the Editors approval of th_e . Swingle before the day of the dance. encountered in previous years were almost nonexistent. r:: s~nal wish to note that all students . h' t ee a relative absence of Iiquoc ifi Smgers would be _d1.fhcult to 3) Drink - The l•a.w of the cam­ It was re f I es Ing 0 s i :~:i: surpa.ss; however, 1•t was the pus states no a·lcohol, and yet should have an opportunif his enemies. Mortimer, another ity of rhythm discipline lighting to the unique vocal sounds of a Undoubtedly calling on this and of (who takes a bow in nephew, and Elaine, a minis- possessed superior group of musicians background, (the intricacy of voice by the Swingle the dark?), would have set back ter's daughter provide some Singers. known as the the two groups' musical pat- a less willing group. romantic interest — while Ted- Swingle Singers. Consisting of four men and terns is remarkably alike), Sounds became words and Two other features of the per- dy a. future resident of Happy underscored four women, all formally attir- Swingle devised a vocal exer- rhythm meaning as formance must be noted. Made- Dale Sanatorium, provides hum- the Swingle Singers ed and all native-born Parisiens cise based on arranging Bach's flowed moiselle Legrand, the lead sop- our by his belief that he is through the (except the leader Ward Swing- works (no deletions, changes works of Bach, rano of the group, is the sister President Teddy Toosevelt. Bach's le, expatriot from Alabama) only in key and time measure) sons, Vivaldi and Moz- of French orchestra leader The play is humorous and art. Particularly pleasing the Swingle Singers originally to fit musical sounds known as was Michel Legrand and also a true fast-moving, and contains an in- Bach's Aria in D minor united two years ago in Paris "scat". "Scat", classical music and the scene stealer. Possessed of a teresting mixture of melodrama C major cello to form a voice improvement lovers, is a juxtaposition of non- suite, not to men- marvelously far-ranging "jazz and farce. The characters of this tion workshop. Up until this time, sense syllables (eg. dooby-do, Twinkle Twinkle Little voice" and a graciously efferve- play, intriguing because of their Star. each member had been promin- 000-ah, rub-a dub dub) to pro- scent stage personality, Miss Le- rather unorthodox behaviour, One could not be impress- grand's ent in various musical capaci- duce peculiar effects. These ef- but solos were notable give the audience many unusual ed by the warm personalities ties, Swingle, in fact, had been fects ranging from monastic-like of examples of a performer thor- surprises. the Swingle Singers. Technical oughly enjoying a member of the Double Six of fugues to Souza-like marches all her profession. 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- Wasn't it an honest - to goodness pleasure and Meet thrill to watch that homecoming football game on Sat- urday afternoon? Especially after that vile bilge the Stand up and be Atheists! Corvphaeus (for conservatives and the illiteiate. the counted! No longer will you be paper of the University of Waterloo) spread over their forced by the faithful (?) major- department over exist. front page? And shouldn't the math ity to pretend you don't before all Gat (East Hall, room there make sure that the graduates can count Gabriel road and 344) would like to start an or- those hot-eyed engineers are unleashed on / ganization for atheists and bridge building projects and washroom installations agnostics. "We have so many Their headline proclaims "45 Reasons why W.L.I . will religious groups, there should be* lose'" and they blithely proceeded to list 46 points. a chance for non-believers to (Just think! At this rate we could have a whole society." form their generation frustrated individuals, the victims-of poor Gabriel said that, the objec- of training they couldn't figure a use for that tives of such a club would be to toilet because have intelligent discussion on all extra half-bowl.) rag: they had the aspects of religion and to But getting back to that scrofulous including stir up interest in discussion of one heck of a good time at our expense, the morals, God and life. Gabriel administration of justice at a local establishment. We. later added, "Just because a quote it now for those of you who may not have seen does not person is an atheist : Lunney it ... that his morals are lower Photo by singing mean -— A sing-song is being organized. We will be of the pious. In many than those "shame, shame on you." It is meant to cause embarrass- sases they are higher." WENDY CRUMP at the Ken t last Gat thinks that most ment over their shameful conduct Mr. was wallowing in are only paying lip- Thursday, October 22. While WLU Christians of educa- service, and "most ot the reli- sin U of W was contemplating the finer points gious clubs on campus are only tion. It's true because the Telegram said so. — for social activities." The ath- CAMPUS QUEEN Actually, it's as plain as the beard on our face eist and agnostic club would to see that they are jealous over that newspapers om- have ministers, priests, rabbis, On the 'Night of a Thousand intramural volleyball and bad- mission of credit for their members in the avenging mul- appear before shamans, etc.. Eyes" Wendy Crump was crown- minton. titude. One of their points (No. 11), however, was ab- them to discuss and debate vital WUC Campus '64-65, This is not the first time solutely true: "They're pre-game meal will be poison- issues that are often hypocriti- ed Queen from among Wendy has been singled out for ed." this we will leave barbecued walrus for the cal. She was chosen After Wendy felt her personality and appearance Eskimos. It is estimated that thirty per 12 contestants. thai was the Frosh during (bless our vengeful little heart) we would like eent of the students and faculty the honour was more deserved she Queen Now Why of are atheists or agnostics. This by the other girls. She was es- her first year at the College. to offer you Several Reasons U W did Lose. — image. would provide for a large and pecially shocked because she A panel consisting of Dean They like losing, it adds to their

— They Aldridge. noteworthy club. Indeed, the had been nominated by 'the Speckeen, Larry Hansen, Dr. had Dick for us all to — time has come boys of Wiilison' only a few Hay, Herbert Epp (an alumnus) They had Wayne Houston. question our beliefs — which in etc., hours before the deadline on and Elaine Cole (from the local etc., most cases will lead to a stren- At the presentation of the Steinwav on Friday night Wednesday noon. TV station) had to make their gthening of faith. The answers, seletion from a group of girls we heard Dr. Villaume utter a phrase, in public, which no better the The new Queen is in the third after all, are than including Mary Stewart, Ilia was music to our ears. If the meaning of the words he not possible for year of general major- questions. It is a course, Lethla, Bobby Punter, Cheryl used is a sentiment shared by the rest of adminstra- as of this twentieth century to ing in English psychology. and Kirstine, Bonnie Bonner, Mary- tion, his words did us more good than the whole of the Mindly accept precepts set She hopes to go into social work Kay EgM, Anne Steph- Frazer, concert. distinctly use phrase down by mortal men. We must after graduation, and is especi- anie Houston, Ruth McCleary. We heard him the "Wat- seek the answers. Ancient laws ally interested in sports. She is Molly Harris, Lana Myndiuk and, erloo University College". We could hardly believe it! must be revamped or razed. a cheerleader and participates in of course Wendy. We though they'd forgotten! Twin Cities Billiard Academy TOWERS-PLAZA BRIDGEPORT ROAD WATERLOO

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Revenue Budget For Students Council On Student Activity· Fees 64-65 Advertising - Card .. $2,500.00 -Keystone ...... $2,000.00 Student Activities Fees - 1890 x $13.18 ...... $24,900.20 varieus conferences. -Directory ...... ~ $250.00 Fre&hman Initiation Income - $1.00 x 550 ...... 550.00 (3) To date the above six clubs have not approached the treasurer Total ...... $4,750.00 $25,450.20 &£ Students Council for money. Money will be allocated on a Bad debt allowance Board of Publications - $7.54 x 1890 ...... $14,250.60 project to project basis. Each club will need a projected outline less ...... $300.00 Student Union ...... 500.00 of their year's activities before the grant will be given. $4,450.00 Ice Carnival Weekend (1) ...... 1.200.00 ( 4) Kampus Kapers was granted money so that it could be reorgan­ Student Fee ized and have the finances available to put on play worthy of c. u.s . •.60e x 1890 fees ...... 1,134.40 a Requirements $14,250.0G - administration and conferences (2) ...... 900.00 the student's interest. (5) Students Council has purchased a new office desk and a four Total Revenue $18,700.00 W.U.S. - fees and administration ...... 550 00 Publication Fee per Westminister Club (3) ...... 40.00 drawer file cabinet for $216.50 of the above amount. I.V.C.F...... 75.00 (6) The funds necessary to send Student Council members to com­ Student $7.54 Chess Club ...... 63,25 ferences on student affairs and _g-overnment. (1) Equipment History Club (3) ...... 25.00 (7) '!'he Reserve Fund consists of ffi()ney set aside over the last tw6 · Typewriters (4) Biology Club (3) ...... 50.00 years. This amount, plus the $1,040, on hand brings the cur­ Recond. .. $600.00 Ski Club ...... 60.00 rent amount to $2.211.80. File Cabinets (2) .. $200.00 German Club (3) ...... 20.00 (8) The new lounge will be fumis,hed in the upstairs of the -SUB. Russian Club (3) ...... 20.00 One thousand dollars is necessary for a rug and the remainder $800.00 Kampus Kapers (4) ...... 300 00 for furnishings. The unappropriated funds will be used to m e e t additional (2) Gen. Exps. Other Club projects ...... 100.00 Insurance $100.00 Philosophy Club ...... 50.00 requests. On Campus (3) ...... 50.00 Stationary ...... ~-· $150.00 Senior Class ...... 150.00 Stud•nt Board of Publications Library ...... $100.00 Eq. Repairs .... _ •. $ 50.00 Supplies $100.00 Freshmen Class ...... 150.00 Budget 1964-65 C. U.P. Fees ...... $350.00 Honour Awards ...... 300.00 Conference ...... 200.00 Telepb()ne ...... - .. . $300.00 Expenses Homecoming ...... 200.00 $550.00 Equipment Purchase (5) ...... 300 00 Cord Printing $4,600.00 $700.00 300.00 General Expenses (2) $700.00 Telephone ...... Keystone Printing 7,100.00 (3)Miscellaneous Exps. Administration ...... 300.00 Petty Cash Fund ...... $100.00 Locks and Conferences and travel (6) ...... 300.00 Directory 1,400.00 Council Loan ...... $400.00 Chiarscuro Printing 1,300.00 Cupboards ...... $100.00 Secretary ...... 200.00 Miscellaneous Stationary ...... _ $200.00 Reserve - 1890 x 62 (7) ...... 1,171.80 Total Printing Costs: $14,400.00 Expenses (3) ...... $400.00 Postage ...... -..... $100.00 New Lounge (8)· ...... 1,900 00 $24,660.05 Photography Reserve Fund ...... $365.00 Not appropriated - (9) ...... $ 790.15 -equipment. $100.00 Total Expenses: $18,700.00 $400.00 (1) This is a loan to Ice Carnival Weekend. Any profit over $500.00 - op. expense 300.00 should be returned to Student's council as payment toward the $400.00 . loan. The unpaid balance of the loan will then become a grant. Ef{uipment (1) (2) The amount granted to CUS may be changed depending on the Typewriter ...... $800.00 benefit derived by the student body from students attending Advertising Comm...... $485.00

97 Yard Run Beats Warriors Ed Turek electrified 3,756 flomecom ing fans with a 97 yard run to give the Hawks a 19-18 victory over their arch rivals the U of W Warriors. This marked the third succes­ sive time that one point de­ cided the outcome of the match between these two teams. Last year the War­ riors won 13-12, and the year before that WUC gained a 7-6 victory. In a close defensive dueL the scoring didh't open until there were only 5 minutes left in the first quarter. With Ranson at the helm, he moved the Hawks to the Warrior's 12 yd. line from the 48 where Stankovic threw to Grant in the end zone on the half-back option. Heinbecker Photo by Howard & converted giving WUC a 7 • 0 Warrior Hawk Battle For Ball" lead. U of W provided the only scor­ Stankovic's unconverted TD ing in the second quarter. Dick the Hawks led for the second Gage kicked a 27 yd. field goal time in the game 13 • 10. Later and Dick Aldridge scored a TD in the quarter Dick Gage kick· from the Hawk's 2 yd. line set ed a single on an -attempted up by a 36 yard pass and run field goal giving the Warriors play to Trevisan. Gage convert­ an eleventh point. ed the major giving the War­ In the fourth quarter, the lead riors a 10 · 7 half-time edge. changed hands again as some Traditional The Golden Hawks struck fine passing by Aldridge enab­ back early in the second half led U of W to move the ball to as Johnston intercepted Ald­ the Hawk 13 yd. line from where Button-down Shirts ridge's pass on the first play Bob Franks raced over for the Tailored specially to complement your tradition· from scrimmage and raced T.D. converted by Gage. U of W elly-styled natural-shoulder wardrobe. Soft, 29 yds. only to be stopped on now led 18- 13, setting the stage Photo by Inson Back, Ed Turek finest quality Oxford cloth with flared,long-point U o,f W's 1 yd. line. After for Turek's winning score. button·down collar. Box-pleat back with hanger tab. You can't wear a more corrifortable shirt­ orflnd one to suit your traditional wardrobe more naturally. From Canada's finest shirt makers­ Authorized Home Of Volkswagen In Twin Cities Arrow and Forsyth. New & Used V.W. Sales - Specialized Service - C<>mplete Pa11:ts Stock Sizes 14Ya-16)1 Only $6.95 Car Pickup Service You Request PDBT D'C4LL AUTHENTIC TRADITIONAL CLOTHES BY TIP TOP TAILORS 82 King St. West Kitchener 2500 King East CENTRAL VOLKSWAGEN Kitchener SH 5-6881 W.L.U. affiliation always assures your war-na weloome and special consideration here. ~ ': \1' 8 THE CORD WEEKLY Friday, November 6, 1984 BROWN LOOKS AT...

The McMaster Marauders are the only undefeated team now in the OIFC. They maintained their unblem- ished record with a 30-19 defeat of OAC, while in Ot- tawa, the Carleton Ravens handed the U. of Ottawa their first loss, 40-33. After five games of the regu- lar season, two Ottawa players, our school and we expect that Photo by Howard Vince Thomp- Rene Sicotte and it will be carried on in the years son are tied for the scoring lead to come. with 42 points apiece. Ed Tur- Warriors Close in on Hawk Ball Carrier The basketball team is rapidly ek's is third with 34 points and Bill Stankovic is tied with four cutting itself down to size, and again. Jim played last week for others, having totalled 24 points only twenty players remain, Mac and looked very good. If on four tou-chdowns. five of whom are still to be re- It is too bad that Ed Turek's leased. Coach Buendorf has only- Mac beats Ottawa to-morrow, S-p-O-r-t-S Cars Ltd. Jim will certainly be a welcome W. H. long gainer on Saturday was via four returnees from last year's It would certain- and valuable addition to the the pass route. championship squad. The coach ly have aided him in his fight Marauders for their game with Phone 742-7610 with Sicotte of Ottawa for rush- is happy with the rookie turnout Queen's. ing honours. Ed's chances are but is unwilling to make any 552 King Street East Kitchener, Ont. now negligible. He picked up precise statement as yet, Doug only 36 yards on the weekend, Dart, one of last season's veter- FORWELL'S due to the fact that he spent ans, is out for the season with a Super Variety most of the game on the bench broken wrist. King and University because of a painful leg injury. Apparently the old Waterloo Waterloo Need It — The fact that he made that 97 of Jim Randle and "You combination We've Got It" yard pass and run play on a Ted Favot is back in action bad leg made it even more Don't let the Indian Summer amazing. As of last weekend Turek had 526 yards to Sicotte's " Weather fool you 540 Bill Stankovic was fourth T E with a 457 total. Winterize your sports cor Apparently due to a new rul- ing the .winner of the OQAA HAPPY MEDIUM Football Conference (i.e. (Below Bona Vista Restaurant) Queen's) will have to play the NOW winner of the OIFC if that presents team should be McMaster, -- Authorized For Sales and Service Guelph, or Waterloo U. This Gord Lowe Folk Singer

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