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4-20-1967 The rsinU us Weekly, April 20, 1967 Herbert C. Smith Ursinus College
Judy Schneider Ursinus College
Frederick Jacob Ursinus College
Kenneth MacLeod Ursinus College
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V'OiUme LXVI A rtist Team College Bowl Contest O pens Show The work of a husband elcomes UC Team wife team will be the content Two juniors and two sophomores will share t he honor of, of the coming art exhibit and shoulder t he responsibility for representing Ursinus on opening May 2nd in Wismer the General Electric College Bowl, April 30, The show, which with a symposium following will be broadcast live on NBC, Channel 3, at 5:30, will be car on May 3 called " My Views ried nationwide on all NBC network affiliated stations. on Modern Art." Herbert Smith and Elise Kab- cenel, juniors. and Allen Miller and fully thnt "LSU appears to have a The exhibit will Willis Frick. sophomores. nre the one man team. If the emphasis that works of Hans Bhalla and his four who will travel to New York day is on questions outside of his Tamami Shima. Hans Shalla with their adviser, Professor J. field, I think we will take them." Douglas Davis. to Ilppear on the ;\lorris Harvey, conqueror of LSU, in. painting and design while show. Smith will serve as captain. appears to ha"e 0 much more ver_ mami Shima who comes from Ci::::::J1 I Two alternates. Timothy Coyne satile team. but it is doubtful pan works with woodblock...... a.lOia and Carolyn Meredith, a sophomore whether this fact will dampen Mr. prints, etchings and J~: o,~:;:~::~; • and a junior respectiveh·. will also Davis's confidence. Mr. Bhalla, a permanent I of the United States as ""...... si!!!.'lm. ,k' the trip to New York. Pr~-Sho'" J> r actic~s Mrs. Bhalla, is presentl}' the The team's opponent will I)roba- The team members themselves ciate Professor of Art at Toll"",. I I Harvel' College. a will have a pretty fair idea of what College in Alabama. He has Charleston. kind of II chllnce they will have be· A.B. in economicq and n minor in HOlies of national fame ~taked I'n choict' of U r ll inu ~ .;~"JJ~;.'~. • '";"-·I Morris Harvey de- fore the actulIl show goes on the art. He has done further IItud ie s Herb Smith, Elise Kabcenel, Willis G. Frick. and Allen feated a strong Louisiana State air at 6:30. Between 12:00 and at Columbia University. His nu- University team one week ago. 4:30 on Sunday, two practice ses merous scholarllhips include awards The University lor Colorado is sions betwee n the two competing in ceramics, painting and c reative Meistersingers Tour , another possible opponent, if they learns will be held, under which ability. His collections can be are able to defeat Morris Harvey game conditions will be si mulated. found in the United States, l<:urOIIC Sweep New England on Sunday. The winning team will receive a and India. Prelle ntly he has one publication, Blacklore. which is a The Meistersingers. who recently IlbiJity of this well·conducted Extra Study $3000 scholarship grant for their folder of his work. A head of an com pleted their 1967 season with ~ r oup." In preparation for April 30, each !lChooJ. the losing team $1000. Any art department at Howard Univer a final concert in Bomberger Hall, On Tue~day the Meillters re- member is doing extra study in a team that winq five consecutive vic sity hss said, "For him, textures were ab6llnt from campus April 1·4 turned home from their short trip field of his choice. The team is tories is retired with honors. and are not surface alone, become on their annual tour. In addition on an eight hour bus ride. which felt to be especially vulnerable in recei,'es an additional $3000 in the vitalizing forces to the main trip, the Mei sters per_ was highlighted by Don Green's history and philosophy, and these grants. stantly to remind us of the formed II i,," local' concerts (rom Feb. presentation of the areas will have to be studied in_ textured world in which we 26 to March 20. End to Waiting His work is culturally akin to conducted the for_ AWARDbers whoseS, "givenou~tanding to thos~::~:~~:I~~!~~~;:~; tour !lCience Smith majors,and Miller Frick, are a For Professor Dnvis, the soli cita of the Japanese masteu." assisted by Rich formances" so de6llrved major. and Miss Kab- tion to appear on the show ends Wife Exhibits I Engler. and tion. English major, now fO:.Jr years of patient waiting and Abel. Cher)'1 major. hoping. He hIlS been holding meet inJ;s with interested s tudents since Tamami Shima has and Elizabeth Clover per- Advisor Da"is has his sights set the (al] of 1963 in anticipation of much attention ss her as accompanists. victory. When it appeared that She was educated and received Students,F such an invitation. LSU would be the probable oppo B.A. in Tokyo. Her work has .~;! 1~~:J~.'dMadi son, Connecticut, Mei s- been in shows and exhibitions were enthusiastically wel- nent for the Bears, he noted hope- frt'd Jacobs she has received awards in by the church membeu. The Combine Efforts United States and Tokyo. following day was highlighted by On Friday, AI)ril 21. 1967 at collectionq are found in the a visit to Sturbridge Village, Ma liS., eight p.m., the Uninus student will States, Europe and Southeast which is a recreated New England be treated to the lIight of their Betsy Miller Wins Some of her works have been pur- farm community of the early 19th teachers Rnd fell ow students ca chased for permanent collection by vorting through many and varied museums and galleries. James A. After leaving Sturbridge, the acts for the sake of the Campus Michener has featund her Meisters travelled to Bed Chest. Tho. committee for the Stu Miss Mont. Co. Title in two of his publications The town meeting was dent-Faculty Show. led by Jim ing this art form and has that the New Eng- Blore, Gil Bolitho, and John Krav_ Betsy Miller, junior psychology major, won the title of of her works in his own I ' J i~'~;;:~, :t:h;e concert. ib., invited faculty acts from IIny Miss Montgomery County. April 8 at North Penn High School. He sees her work as having 1'01 has since teacher willing to get on mediate appeal which does not that "the eyes and ears well as from any student She also had the honor of being chosen Miss Congeniality by minish with familiarity. She child. youth, and adult talent or wants to do , ..nollhl"" the twelve finalists participating in the contest. well as her husband arc Bee n I mesmerized by the talent or not. The wide very promilling )'oung artists. poise, and musical acts promise to be a lot Betsy was chosen to be one ofl according to those in charge. the finalists at a preliminary con- each girl. w~ s ~udged ba~~stage in show will be followed by an' . the bathmg SUll competllion. test III December. She was pIcked . tionin, off of (acuity items of DurIng the p'.eant i'~-If ."h .0. I,m the basis of interviews and tal...... , Showboat on Delaware. terest to be led by a surprise first modeled an informal out- tioneer. Lalt year such ' ent to enter the Miss Montgomery Then they again modeled their President Helll"erich's red, County pageant. suitl, although they were Juniors Sponsor Voyage and gold tie were auctioned The final judging for the :J:~?::;I:~~i:l~~ during the pageant in Want to get away from the routine of college life1 Come along interuted buyers. began with a dinner category. Each girl presented ferich, incidentally. each of the five judges inter- talent, which was followed by (or the ride aboard the S.S. Florida! The Junior Class has organized tie for the sum of one viewed each finalist for three min- modelling of evening gowns for a truly unique event which is guaranteed to lift your spirits. They dollan. utes. Before the contest began . The judges selected have transformed the sleepy Delaware into Mark Twain's beloved Mis The IIhow will be held in the T -G each of whom was siasippi. The Class of 1968 is throwing spring·time's biggest buh gym for the price of one dollar. then to a question and answer period. aboard a IIhowboat. The ahowboat -- Betsy presented a dramatic read_ will leave Philadelphia and pro- ing of " I Speak for Dem()('racy" by gress toward Wilmington. Thill af Genuine Carnival Concludes Elizabeth Ellen Evans as her win_ fai r takes place Saturday, April ning talent. Deciding whether 29, from 8:00 P.M. to 12:00 P.M. Campus Chest Activities criminal law protects or punishes You don't have to worry about a the offender W611 the subject of hel' thing-bus lIervice is provided and A genuine carnival will be pre- ation room will be open for the interrogation by the judges. a live band ill on board to entertain sented on Saturday. April 22, at easion. Plans have also been this contest Betsy )'ou. The showboat trip promises 1:00 p.m. for the benefit of the to have many rides and ".'''·1 ~~::~:;:Wi:;:.~.:i;:ngto participate in the Miss pageant from June 6_ to be the highlight of the year, I f Campus Chest. The carnival, to be menls such as the Cerris wheel ",'" II~II> ~ will be televised live on you are interested please contact held be~ind Paisley Hall, will fea· the "whip" to ~ upplement the our river.boat captains, John Gable ture attractions ranging from activities and to provide a true I~:~~:~:: CountyIn addition, traditionally Miss Mont- par. and John Kravitz. Tickets are booths to rides and will be one of I carnival atmosphere to the proceed- in lueh evenls as parades, 16.00 per couple. Come aboard for the largt'llt of all Campull ~hest IlIlg~ The caTllIval I~ one Campus I and the openin~ of new a really great time. Forjtt't about actlvltlC~ Fraterllltles, ~oro.~e,,'J'1 Chest actIVity that ha~ been great_ ;;,;:i~;;,,~Betsy will also appear on and clubs WIll all have .. ~~ I with John Carleton, the Uninua probleml and the boredom boothB featuring food and, amUlle- Iy upanded Nnee last year and a 1 of the Miss Montgomery of Collepville and join the fun on IlU!nta like the famous APO duck-I Kreat luecesl is anticil'ated by the contest. the 8 .S. Florida! I ing booth. The Paisley Hall recre- leaders of the affair. Judy Schneider , h .•, PAGE TWO - - - - THE URSINUS WEEKLY THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 1967 " "k [.diloAi.al "Come on, le~'s piny some tennis." GOD CAN'T Responding to my roommnte, I groggily I!"ot out of bed. A fresh THINk ABOUT THE ," s pring s un s hone through the window. HenlcmbrnnCC!I of the recently BE DEAD! departed lUld typically drenr)' Collegeville winter vanished from my POOR C.HURC.H mind as I viewed the Sunday morning. I hurriedly dressed and we , walked to the tennis cou rts. AFRUATfO (OLL~GfS!
( "Well, we're the first ones this morning," I said. R , V , The courts were empty : the reason was forthcoming. T .i. H , The gates were locked. ~\)1~ E "Strange," I thought. .•) At that moment we spied the sign- TENNIS IS NOT PERMITTED 0~ UNTIL AFTER 1;00 P.M, ON SUNDAYS. Later I found out what I ( .,. could have guessed. Ursinus doesn't want tenni ~ to compete with I J<. • ! ( D chure h services. The library is also a vietim of these Ursinus "Blue ~ 00 Laws." 'It docs not open until after 1:00 on Sundays.
These two petty regulations (enumeration of others would fill this newspaper) plus r~ent incidents such as the Madalyn "Iurray fia sco have produced a dreadful medieval atmosphere. Many students feel that these heavy-handed attempts at a "Christian attitude" nrc largely 1-1'l an outgrowth of the influence of the United Church of Ch rist to which Ursinus is affilia~d. And it must be said that mllny stud!:!nts have grown resentful of the church's relationship with our coJlege. However, it appears that thc U.C.C. is not an antiqua~d group of Victorians. H appears that the Ursinus idea of a church-related college is different ENDLESS POLICY CHANGES from that of the U.C.C. leadershi p. Wesley A. Hotchkiss, the General Secretary Cor the Division of HARASS CONCESSIONAIRES Higher Education of the Uni~d Church of Christ, wrote an article en titled "Js a Spiritual Atmosphere Demonic'" in the March issue of the U.C.C. J ou rnal. With a liberal and perceptive pen, Hotchkiss eval uates the place of a church college in a rapidly changing world. Find ing "the nineteenth-century assumptions upon which most church col. leges were founded arc no longer valid," Hotchkiss cans for a major andum was only thc beginning in It s hirt, jacket, and stationery con reappraisal in values and goals: long year of confusion about the cessions would be taken over by It ta incn• •lnxly eviMnt that • wllro:~·. ulf_con«pt ",u.t t.., ~Ith .... Ih.t fate of concessions. the College Store. However, de. of • ch"nh in .. ilutMm or th.t or .n educ.tio na l in ~ t;tut;on . w~ h... ~ thou Rht spite pressure from the students, a ...,II.·,,~ could b<- both. but ;, ta mo..., and more .pP"-",nt th.t It can .... t. Eith~ r What are concessions? Essen- a no llro:~ "b<-lDnu to th~ church In th nld ro..... or t..,nevo~n1 1"'~rl.II.", or tially. the)' are licenses to sell no final deeision was made. ~~ il ull.. ent;,el,. In the «Iu •• ,ton.1 world ... ftH .nd .u\.Ono",,,,, ••un~,. products or services to student!!. 'el.tln~ \.0 ",.n, other inotl lutlons In oociety in ...·.n .pp,..,p.i.te to • r..... ed. The "final" d~i s ions appear to sinus conces~ionaires. They were They are granted by the Student In one nonH!>t I.. definition will be • ··...,li .. l,,"s·· Mllnl. Government Auociations. Typical have becn made by Mr. Wentz tlon. in the other i.. dellnitlon ... 111 be .n edu •• Uon.1 one. concessions are the liticky bun man. (who could not be reached before •• an institution tu.n. hom i",pe.;.lIsm \.0 u ..... ntbood. i.. ",1.Uon.h,p '0 .n the laundry. the goody room sand . the Weekly went to press) during wiches. the Ursinus jacket sale!l_ Easter vacation, while most or the ""I ... , ,,,,,,,";~fnr h," •• _ .... n' .nd ,Thl.. It "'''Of .mer... Letters To other members of the Committee tlonal ""'riudes .nd enUlle Ihe world on i.. own term •. in all, thirteen student businesses. Now back to the action. were not present. In a memo to When the .hu«h ' Uf·na f'"", ImpeTI.n.", \.0 u .... nthood. i, PAGE THREE THURSDAY, APRIL 20,1967 THE URSINUS WEEKLY FUSE CO PLICATES HAPPE I G: AUDIENCE REACTIONS ELECTRIC House mothers agog, ing! Most importantly, the till was full and everybody was talking about it! What the Ur~inu9 Happening was and whRt it was to be nre two different things. Carefully planned by Dr. Hinkle and Mr. Ehrlich. U.C. entirely different experience. The planned Ameriean typeI:';!I".'~"~,;~::,~ all from the Theatre of the NYU by drama Kaprow. Dr. i "Such Happenmgs are planned and ceater around ic control of the atmosphere." The atmosphere conceived Cor the Ursinus Hlppening wall semi darkness where perception would possible and highlights could used to direct one's attention. strobe "ns to blink to finish, green and red circle the room, and a spotlight was to move feature to another. The however, was to continue arenas regardless of lighu. A movie and a were to be shown in gradually vergent paths. In the b.,kg","", the psychodelie sound was to Charles Dickenll was one of the "slars" of Ursin us' European Happening with other extraneous noises. SO mooh ("lh, id,,1 h"""'"g, The Uninus Happening, 8JI it oc DEVOTE TIME was in the tradition of STUDENTS I E"""." Happenings, developed .... 00""",""1 ""'",,",,', Th, CHILDRE I~ is to pack a public square TO RETARDED psyehed students and provide Every Wednesday night right af. fines of Penn hurst. Here they aense bombardment that is nec- ter dinner when most studen" are be with those of their own kind to trigger a reaction. 1 he either hurrying to th(' Supply Store they will not need as much then stand back and ai- ual attention. to sustain it or off to the library, members of between the Alpha Sigma Nu Sorority and AI· Each ward is staffed \\ ith an at- two types of Happenings is pha Phi Omega Fraternity meet in tendant and a supervisor. The trol, as is obvious to anyone in front of the new girl!!' dorms in children attend school on a daily gym thnt fateful night. order to prepare for their trip to basis at the hospital. The recrea- The overflow crowd of four Spring City, home of Pennhurst tion provided by Sig Nu and APO dred put the ludience of control rather than -;'0 "~ : ,:;:::t;'i:,~I ~----- Mental Hospital and Rehabilitation is not the only recreation they The flut few minutes Center. all week. On Tuesday nighu a pfanned_strobe, two Led by an inner (oN:e eompelling gentleman comes in and on the wall, and spots. them moviu. But, aecording hush of anticipation. and grasp- Vorrath stripped for Campus them to help those len fortunale than themselves, the usually five the children themselves, they __~,; I~:~~:~;:;d:'to as comprehend the dist.. rbed what senses was sorority sisten and five fraternity hardly wait each week Cor happen. brother!! npervise an hour of rec group to come and play Regretfully, the house ligh15 had reation for a group of mentally lI'ames with them. be turned on as the "actors" On April 15th the group planll to the lloor. As grotesque defective children. Dickensian caricatures and figures Much Happier at Pennhurst Than hold a party for the children at of irrationality, studen15 and fac At Their O ... n Homes Pennhurst. Members of APO will ulty memben moved into There are two wards, a male and be dressed as clowns and there will arenas. At this point, the be games and refrellhments for the sity of the III:Cne atruck the a Cemale ward, in which the group biHties. Eve!! those in the works. The capacity of each ward children. seats strain!!d to zero is ten persons and the wards arc The children are not the on1y eountlen focal points. usually filled. The majority of the ones receiving enjoyment from the The hockey team patienu are trainable, although plan. Members of Sig Nu and APO Vorrath bathed (minus they will never be released to so have a waiting list for those who wings), pickets Cormed ("Ban Bomb" and "God is Dead"), ciety. According to one of the want to go, but due to the lack of bedlam prevailed M the ';~,':::~ nurses, who asked to have her name room, cannot go. Visitors are wel_ were met with a deluge of \ II withheld, the majority oC the pa come and can go by contacting eith and audio stimuli. tienu are much happier with tholle er Bobbie Bruno or Ellen Bedlam turned to havoc as tac 01 their own kind, because they son or any member of either tile IItimuli came into play: an at won't be looked on a8 outcasts in Nu or APQ. at toilet paper streamers in masK bombardment. society. They occasionally go home were on the alert: not on va~ations but they look forward were the participlln15 aware of to the tim!! when they can come TYPING _ TERM PAI'ERS wild orgy in front of their back to their friends. The children 1I0NonS PAI'ERS _ RErOnTS but, they were ever aware in these wardll are usually between threat of Hying rolls of soggy the ages of "even to thirteen. al· ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER let paper. One wondera what is the though there have been younger REASONABLE RATES onea. Here, at the ward in the hOB ing of this pbysical and mental U2 HOUSTON RD. AMBLER perience. Was it to prove that pital, the children are tauII'M to be surd situations and riots can toilet trained, and to feed, and MI 6-8170 simulated! Dr. Hinkle ;''-II'.'"~d, dreu themaelvea. On('e they have "A Happening ia to elucidate been taught this the)' leave and ItO Contact PAULINE SHA W artlftciality of our ordering of (Continued on Page 6, Col. 5) to a lareer cottait/!, IIti1l in the con· Photographic proof Ihat the hi~lor) department ill not afraid. PAGE FOUR __.:c1'H =-E=---=URSINUS WEEKL:.::y ___ _ THURSDA Y, APRIL 20, 1967 UC COEDS COP CURFEW CHANGE CONSTITUTIONALLY High in thO;' Picketer'lI Paradise, who (blelll their little hearts) ac- from 7:30 to 10:30 for aU:' AI a ranking above room allotments and cepted the changes. The new hourll special privilege, "Senior women civil rights in importance, stands were instituted for Friday and Sat- shall be permitted to leave town, the Ursinus Women's Alliance for urday night!! beginning after with escorts. returning by 11 :15 Progress, or the Crucial Crusade spring vacation. P. M., not in excess of four times a for the Conclusion of CatastrophiC' The change in hours encourages semest(or, on permission of the C\lrfews, Co ntrary to usual pro Dean of WOmen." cess, the Uuinus Woman asked for a much greater dating scope. For longer wo rking hours (no over the freshmen, it relieves the mad You think tha t's bad? Li.sten to time). dash back after a late movie. Up these rules fo r freshmen: "They perclassmen, especially juniors and may not receive as c all e r ~ young It all began toward the beginning seniors, will be able to roam cas men not students at the College. of the semester when a blushing, ually farther from campus. Hope The second semester they may boUncing, breathless bevy of coeds fully, they .... ilI take advantage of make daytime trips out of town, invaded the W.S.G,A, meeting in the night life in areas much more with estorts, not oftener than Spring is here and ne"'ly emancipated "Urs inus ladies" attended the twice, returning by 8:30 P.M." Paisley reception room with the sophisticated than Collegeville, ~ a la opt'n house (aoo\e) to benefit the Campus Chest. Some of the kind of enthusiasm which has been guys "'('nt so far as to straiKhten up their rooms. The girls ch« ked such as PhiladelJJhia and New The next time one of you fresh out Wilkinson. Tad Yoder. Weekly photographer (abo\C'. belol\') was dormant since the Lo relei. After Hope. One hardly expects that the men complains of having to wolf a laundry room lament, the motion run on lectures, plays and cultural you r hamburger in order to get wa)'laid while co\' erin ~ the open house-bf.'n cfit Ca mpus Chest ! back from a movie by 12:30, just was made that women be pe rmitted events will be phenomenal, but a bear in mind that in 1928, "Fresh later cu rfe wlI on weekends (from variety of musicals, movies and men, unescort(od , may attend eve dirt to fli rt). The reaction was co ffee houses lic within easy range ning church at Trappe with special spirited and vehement. Reports of 2:00 A.M. curfews. perm inion from their Preeeptress, were made on weekend curfews in if chaperoned by an upper-class surrounding schools, most had la- The curfew change represents a woman." ter hours. some much lat(or. great leap forward if one takell the 1------ time to rummage through the old As finally aceept(od, the proposal Schrader's W.S,G.A. handbooks in the library. stated that freshmen be allowed One would think that the wild life A t1antic Station out until 12 :30, sophomore~ until would have penetrat(od even U.C. 1 :00, juniors until 1:00 with fi ve 460 Mai n St. Collegeville. Pa. special 2:00 permis!;ions each se in the 1!)28-2!) If'rm, tltat hectic Official inspec:tion Station heiJ(ht~ of fl appers. shieks, bathtub 1 ______mester, a nd seniors until 1:00 with booze, roll ed stockings, paint, tin sixteen 2:00 pcrmi~8ions per semes flh'verll, and jazz. Books 'n Things ter. F rom the initial W.S,G,A. Complete Line of meeting, the proposal went to the Not so. "On Saturday e\'enings College Supplies and StatiOber, Senate, returned to the W.S.G.A., women studenh may be escorted to a nd landed in the laps of a myster their halls after dinner. The 50- 489-4930 ious unnamed bculty commit t-ee, cial Hour on Saturday e\'enings is IM AI N STREET, COLLEGEVILLE "Avoid the reeking herd, BOB ROY FARMS Shun the polluted flock, FLOATER Live like that stoic bird, CHUCK WAGON The Eagle of the Rock," AND For Exciting DAIRY BAR Ridge Pike I{" Mi. E. of Collegcville SHAGS SPORTS W EA R (Opposite Robe!'t Hall) FASHIONS Featuring: Farm Frl.'"h Oed Prod. * Charcoal 8C'efburger WIIC QtllUtl'UU U/!1UHl' * !toast Beer Sandwichell 3333 RIDGE PIKE Beef Vegetable SOUt) EAGLEVILLE., PENNA. * * Longhorn Sl'ct ion Sin k TUES., WED., THURS., Sandwiches & SAT., 9·6 l\fANY OTHERS FRI., 9 • 9 Try a "Mavl'rick" - 98c Sundae AMPLE PARKING enough for a young mll n & hi s datI' BUDGETING? COLLEGE DINER A special checking account will help control expenses. OPEN 24 HRS. 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King of Prussia Plaza and Plymouth Meeting Mall PAGE F IVE THURSDAY, APRIL 20,1967 THE URS INUS WEEKLY OBSERVER ON THE SCENE LOSING'S TOO EAS Y Shuman Leads Baseball Team FOR TENNIS TEA M To Three Early Season Wins by FRED JACOB A young Ursinus baseball led. ad\'aneed to third on an error, of the eighth on a squeeze bunt by team has opened its season !!Cored the winning run on MeDon. pinch-hitter Pete Shuman and some Not a very hip title Cor II sparl.3 meets to !!tudy for tests. The final aid's squeeze bunt. rugged base-running by Vince column. but at lell!!t it's originili. !!Core in this meet was 8-1, Dickin quite impressively by winning Scancella. Dickinson advanced the potential Column!! are always fun to write, son. It should have been 5-4; or three of its first four games. PMC won the game in the ninth tying run as far as third base in and I've alway!! had a secret pllS 4_5. on a IIingle, a pair of walks, and On Saturday. Apri\15, the Bears the last of the ninth but Campbell sion to make like Sandy Grlldy. a bad-hop infield hit off reliever Peter M. Wills has been swatting plilyed probably their best all and the Bruins choked off the rally. so ... nround game to top II strong Dick John Mills. tennis balls for Ursinus longer than On April 13, the Bruins 8ulfe rei inson club, 5-4. On Tuesda)" April 11, UC I)ulled I chose Dr. Howard's tenni~ any student. and many faculty their first loss of the season, n 6-5 u major upset by knocking off St. squad to provide the !!ubject maller members, can remember. Will!!' Senior DaVE Campbell won his setback at the ha nd s of PM C. for this fir!!t column, probably be tennis !!trokes are like Ray Robin first start of the yeal' and went the J oseph's College, 5-3. The hos ~ Bruins managed to load son's boxing maneuvers-"!!weet as route in doing ~o. Campbell was Shuman was a key to the tri caU!!e I have more first-hllnd knowl_ the bases in the ninth with two out, !!ugar." He ill a fine leader be not overpowering, but was tough umph , pitching the full nine in edge of the tennis squad than of but Scancella bounced out on a sides, and hall a Christy i\lathew with men on base, as ('videnced by nings and !!Cattering eight hits. any other of the "prinR s port!! check swing to end the game. teams. but it could hllve been some lIon per!!onaJity that makes him the thirteen men the Indians left Pete al80 chalked up t wo more hits inner, sadistic instinct that leads liked and revered by his closest stranded. Coach Paul McClure surprised in three plate appeurances. one to seek company in misery, competitor and the lowliest scrub Ursinus took a 1-0 lead in the by starting Jackson on the mo und. In the seventh, a two-out single For somehow, I get the distinct alike. He has not worked particu second inning on a single by Bob but PMC was not fooled. The Ca by Bob McDonald gave the Bruins impres!!ion that 1967 is going to larly hard recently to improve his McDonald, an outfield error, and a dets .lOunded Jackson for three the lead for goo:! at 4-3, and Ron be for the tenni!! team, the ycar Rame; in fact, he was probably bet squeeze bunt by shortstop Byron runs over the first 2'3 innings lind Hirokawa squeued in an insurance that should have been. but never ter as a sophomore than he is to Jackson. took a 3-1 lead. run in the eighth. day. But mention the name "Pete was. Dickinson !!CO red three in the sec UC bounced back with three tal Shuman blanked St. J oe's over WilI8" to almost any player in the ond to pull ahend, 3-1. but a squeeze lies in the bonom of the third to the last three rounds to presen'e April 12 was cool lind blustery, league and he will say, "Oh, yes, bunt by Campbell and the wildness grab a temporar), 4-3 lead. A ke y the win. and the player!! could never know Pete ... gTCat player." single by McDonald and a throw The baseb.'lll Bears began their when some whimsical gust of air of Dickinson starter Jay Grossman Even when Ursinus play~ and reliever Ed Fedok combined to ing error were instrumental in the campaign with an \1-3 conquest of would take the serve toss back rally. visiting Haverford on April 5. over their heads and out of reach. Swarthmore, Haverford and Dela give the Bears a 4·3 edge in the wllre_teams clearh' out of our fourth. PMC regained the lead at 5-4 in Ca ptain Bill Henry hurled 5'1.s in Swarthmore was the opponent. and the seventh on an error by Fritz nings to gain credit for the victory, if you have ever watched Larry class-the players can hold their The host Indians tied it lit 4-4 heads high. No matter how badly Light, a stolen base, and a run· but it was the strong relief work Jackson dissect the Mets, you can with a sinl\'leton in the sixth. and of Mills over the last 3;" innings they lose, no opponent is !roing to the score remained that way until producing single. get at least some idea of what kind which actually saved the game. of a chance the Bruins had of beat_ be haughty when he knows that the ninth when Barry Di ckey doub- UC tied the count in the last half ing Swarthmore. "I'd just a8 soon you're on Pete Wills' team. Wills' get it over with right off," said Dr. PI'esence gives the Ursinus team Howard. coach of Wills & Com re!!pectability, and losing doesn't NetmeD Outclassed pany, but he was secretly hopeful. hurt so much when your dignity is Trackmen Shatter Marks, Swarthmore had lost three of their still intact after it's all over. When In Lopsided Defeat top men from the year before while Pete Wills leaves in J une, Ursinu~ tennis will lose more than ils num his own squad lost little. and the Edge Swarthmore, 72 - 68 The tennis team began their sea ber one player; it will lose its bul Coach felt sure that hi !! team would son last Wednesday, April 12, on wark against humiliation. Th. Urllinus track team has take at least one mnteh thill time. opened its season with three 3. W. ~::d~ .< ,51. Tim, 69.0. 220---1. Sou. a resounding sour note. losing to Ron Tietjen will have to move up rrwin~ (UI: 2. SI. h,. lUI: B. Clark (SI. Swarthmore 9-0. Viewed by what On the first clay court WIIS Pete straight wins, scoring easily over T ;"", 22.'. Two Mi lt-I. 1I ••man IU): ~. to the number one position next Phil1;PI ,Ul: 3. P..,I,., ,51. Tim. 10:2' ,2. is considered a "good" crowd at U. Wills. Hill Swarthmore opponent Haverford ard Muhlenberg. and year, and as Pete himself says. Mil. Rel. y ... on by Unln ... ,Sou, .... 'n•. C., our tenni8 player8 provided few was an MAC champion last year, then nipping Swarthmore by just Clo ...... H'''('r. Whipp,. Tim, • ;21.2. "Ronnie had better enjoy him:seif Lon~ J ump-I. l!enM" (U); ~. F."H' momenta of excitement against a but Wills could nearly IIlways be four poi nts. this year at number two. becau:se ,5,; 3. T;n~ley IS •. nlttan., III f,. 11'0:' well-eoached Garnet squad. counted on to give anyone trouble. in, 51001 Put I. C,.... ford 'U). 2.51....,_ he's going to find that it's a lot f1. The only semblence to real com In the first three games. Wills La ~ t Saturday III Collegeville, ,51 3. 8.ku ,U,. O"tance n 1-11.10 rougher up in the number one slot." screaming 8pectators and team J ump-- I. M unt~ . ,UI: 2. C.... 'h,..y (UI; petition came from junior Ron Tiet knocked four easy net shoU into 3. Stoll .. ,51. H ~iMh. 6 fI .. I", In. Pole With number three men Bob Deuble Vault I. "'u.ray ,5,; 2. Cr... ,UI. I. jen, who in his singles match forced the ftapping mass of twine at hi ~ mate ~ watched IlS anchor man Dave also !rraduating. the plight of the Whipp hunR on to a small lead in M,AI.rney ,UI. H".ht 12 ft.,' in, T.lpl<> a third :set, finally losing a heart feet, and twice let overhead pau i Jump-I. F .. jih.ra (S). Z. Add), 151; a. lower ranking players is even more bruker (2-6, 6-2. 5-7). In his bilitiu bounce, then chipped short the mile relay, no~ing out Swarth C.rney lUI. Distance u '1.. I In. Oi""... desperate. Like the young wrest more', fa st John Edgar to give the I. Sc hT.uf 151,2. S • ....,_ 18): B. Mil· doubles, along with senior Bob Deu spin shots in8tead of hammering ,.,. (UI. Di.... fl .. in. Ju.Un ler, who at 95 pounds che"'~ up his ner UO 6 ble, he again had to playa deciding the ball as he has so often in the Bears a 72-68 victory. The meet I. MeC .. rdy IS~. 2. P ..... b~.k l UI: I. Phil· competition. grows up durmg the was clo:se all the way, with the lips lU). Di.tan,.. 114 ft .. "", In. 8et, and lo ~ t there too (2-6, 6-4, past. There would be no victory summer. and then gets pancaked in here. Down in courts three and Bears down 63-67 before wrapping Allan Walstad 4-6). his first match at 112. the boys Our number one single8-man, five, Deuble and Gibbons were it up in the relay with a new meet now playing five and six are going captain Pete Wills, faced the stroking like forty.year-old piteh· record time of 3:27.2. to find the competition at two and younger brother of a former, three e rs run on the first day of spring three much rougher. Other records fell. John Edgar time M.A.C. title holder, J ames training. Only Tietjen was show Girls' Tennis Team scored It meet, school. and field rec Predmore. who di splayed the fam ing well, to carry hi s mlln to three This year could be the last year ord for Swarthmore in the 440 in ily trudition and won 6-1, 6-2. The sets before IIuceumbing. Four in quite a while when the team hilS termediate hurdle ~ , a8 did Don f'u other single8, Bob Deuble, Per Hel· weeks of sharing two usable courts a chance to win more matches than Suffers Double Loss jihara in the lrip\e jump. Bill Ed ingson, Rich Gibbons, and Milt Jell • with thirty eager young women it loses. It might be Il good idea gur's 14.6 second!! was n meet rec On T hursday, April 13, the girlB' kin~o n . hcld similarly disappointing from the girls' team, while the clay for the team membel'll to shuck ord in the hi~h hurdles. For Ur tennis team lost both the varsity !!Co res, as did the third doubles Lou cou rts served IlII one lake-size their complacency and get to know sinl1S. Walt Munt:r.er set a meet and junior varsity matches to EaBt Smith and Phil Moore. Wills and swimming pool for sundry forml! of what it's like to win a few meets. record and t ~ ed the !!Chool record Stroudsburg by scores of 2-3 a nd Gibbons paired fairly successfully, miniature animal life, had taken in the high jump. 1-4 respectively. Co-eaptain Else only being de feated by the ~ore their toll. They lost 9-0. Heimerer had a slow beginning. but 4-6, 3·6. Vince Phillips and Ron Herman Cheer up, though. Dickinson had picked up towards the end. Her Outclassed on their first venture Girls' Softball Win remained undefeated in the mile to be easier. Dickinson had won scores were 0-6 and 5-7. Freshmsn on the courts by the highly_ranked and two_mile, respectively, easily Mary McBath and Jean Bonkoski Garnets, Dr. Howard's team has handily the year before, but Dr. running away with their events. Howard was optimistic, and pre Feat'ures Long Ball won their matches and played fine nowhere to go but up! Bart Bennett continued to pile up dicted, "it could go either way." A cold, brisk WednesdaY was a games. Varsity doubles playerR Terry McMenamin points, adding eleven more to his Judy Storer and Linda Nixon, sen· All it took WBII one quick glance disappointing opening for this :sea total. ior and co-captain, lost after three at the court by the left fence, where son's women's softball team. With attempts (6-2, 2_6, 2-6). Second Luther Smith, the number seven a limited number of practices On Wednesday, April 12, the varsity doubles scored 7-9 and 3-6, man,. was playing number five to again8t them, the team bravely Youthful Crossettes Bean ~wamped Muhlenberg, lIS- and were played by Kathy Gliwa the clay court by the right fencc took on W.C. to find themselves 25. Bennett won three evenU in and Joan Storer. J.V. players where Jenkinson, number 6, was losing 10-2 at the bottom of the 2nd that one, the long jump, high hur Margi Allen, Gretchen Myers. Jane Duthustle Penn, 8-1 playing number four-to tell the inning. However. the Bearette~ dles, and 100. Brian Souerwine TilloUon, Marilyn McKellin and observer just which way that "eith. fought back and clolled the gap to was a double winner in the 440 and Hampered by snow, rain and lack Louise Adams lost while freshmen er way" was going to be. The num 12-7, but failed to score again in 220, as Urllinus took a total of 14 of practice time, the opening game Ruth Allen and Alice Johnson won ber four and five playen. hlld other the last inning. of the 16 events. of the 1967 women's lacrosse sea obligations that day, it was ex by scores of 6-4 Ilnd 6-2. aon wal much in question. Having The Penn game proved much plained . The eXCuses were legiti Saturday, April 8, wa~ Ursinus'! ______lost the entire Varsity attack (in more promising. Sophcmore April mate. But it was just one mo~ opener, again~t Haverford. The cluding 2 AII·American players) Winhnm started things rolling by example of how casually the tennL8 BeaTA looked great liS they wo n by COLLEGEVILLE BAKERY Coach Marlte Watson seemed smashing a ho me run her first time team members think of their meeta. a I 061~-331~ acore. As against FOR THOSE TASTY TREATS doubtful as to the outcome of the at bat and matching it with an· Last year, on two different occa Muhlenberg, Bennett and Souer team's first encounler with the Uni. other one at her second time at bat. Birthday Cake s Delivered to sions. high_ranking players s kipped wine won fivt events between them. versity of Pennsylvania. Lack o( Ma ry Ellen Smith, a promising Students Upon Request - $2.75 ROil Herman broke len minutes in experience and actual ~t i c kwork freshman added another homer. L. Knoeller, Prop. the two-mile, a very fast early 4&(-2871 E. ability was indeed overcome by a TheBe 3 ho me runs combined with season time. marked dete rmination to outhustle A. W. Zimmerman numerous hits by the res~ of the team ended in a glorious 22- 1 vic T he first three meet!! we re at TONY'S PIZZA-RAM A the forboding Penn team. These JEWELER tactics proved fruitful as the Ur tory. home fo r the track mcn, but now Audubon Shopping Center they will be competing IIway until sinus 12 leaped to an early lead COLLEGEVILLE, PA. The team has yet to face Trenton with goals !!Cored by Freshmen Muy 2, when they take on Lebanon AUDUBON, PA. State and gets one more chance at Kim Brown and Karen Day. Ad Valley in Colleg-eville. CERTIFIED GEMOLOGIST West Chester. Phone 666-04 10 ditional goal!! were added by Cap AMERICAN GEM SOCIETY U ..l n~ •••. S •• rl h .... n (Ap,1I u. nn) tain ClI rol Guest, Sophs Marty Ber Mil .. I, Phlllipoo IU,: 2. H~.m.n (U): ry and Gwen Steigelman and Jun. We Carry a Complete Line of COLLEGE YARN & Mil,.,,' lSI. TI.,~ ':18. ItO lII.h Hurdleo I, W. EdJIa. IS): f. lI<-nn~u ,U): ~. R. M. MASCHOCK ior Betty Souders which brought ORANGE BLOSSOM Spen,... ,U,. Time 14.6. UI)· I. J . EdJIa. the game !!COfe to a surpri8ing 8-1 NOTION SHOP (S): t. 8."'k,~ ,s). S. H ••rioon (S). DIAMOND RI NGS Tim. n.o, 101 I. Wa.... n IS.: 2, lI<-n_ INSURANCE BROKER victor), fo r Uninus. With this first 478 Main St., Collegeville, Pa. nrU lUI. ,. 51,b,. lUI. TI...., LO.O. ~~~ victory undCl;' their belu, the Bea rs Ursinu8 Charms I. M()n l."m• .,. IS): t Whipp 'U): •• YIQ· "Compare before yo u buy" lona C Schau I..,. (S). Ti.... 2 :025. HO Int.,...,«I;.,. face thei r arch-rival, West Chester. w. Do Oar 01t'1ll &1,,&.... 111. '89-2761 • Hurdleo· -I, J. Cdca. IS). 2, Spenoer lUI FL 2-6188 - 276-8293 • 43 7-3603 in a home game April 18. PAGE SIX THE URSI NUS W~EE~K~L~Y,-_ ___ THURSDA Y, APRIL 20. 1967 LEITERS TO THE EDITOR GREEK GLEANINGS CAMPUS BEST - SELLERS (Continued rrom Page 2, Col. 3) Editor'lI Not~: Uack by popular demand are these I'aul Jen- or Ursinus students are in favor or Kappa Delta Kaplm Dema IO nings Ih!\ ie ... s firllt published in Moderal"r. the war, it seems rather strange Thanks to all those who helJX!d to Congratulations to BIHckwing on that so rew of them want to go Eco nomics by Paul A Samu e son nomlCS, a preliminary study has re IJInke our Spaghetti Dinner II. suc his brilliant pitching- Ilerformance Pa ul SalJlueison is the Henry vealed that only two topics have there. cess. Special thanks to Terry nnd against PMC last Thursday and to Fielding of M,I.T. and his book been omitted rrom Samuelson'S • • • his APO cohorts ror keeping things Ec:onomics is probably the wildest work, and these are. conspicuously, • John Benner for his consistently Dear Editor, in line. outstanding work in the discus. thing since the Revlon Happening, levitation and faith healing. It is Subtly wedding the Ripley "Believe most likely that next year's an I wa! amused to see your witty Greek is approaching three figures. The good word is: "onward with it or Not" approach with the fire_ nual revision will correct this flaw. and informative satire that ap Sophisticated David McCoy an_ Plan 2." Quote or the week from side familiarity of credible F.D.R., • • peared on the last page or the April Sandy DiGioia: "I( God has to nounces that he is still available Samuelson carries us on an Odys • • The Origin of the Sp«ies and the 6 Weekly. It was no doubt written water his grass in the next ten for all sorority dinner-dances, and sey of metaphors nnd illustrations whi~h include a Man from Mars, DeS4:ent of Man-by Charles Dar_ by one or the "New Lert" students even claims that is owed a rree days, let it be on Sunday." Eileen Basque [>casants, n colony of bees, win at U.C. (I hcar we imported two is smiling again, seems things in meal. For those of you who don't Bing Crosby, the gospel, Green Charles Darwin published Thc beatniks rrom Haverford) or may know David, he has a warm, rriend. wich Village, The Holy Roman Em_ New Jersey are Idoking up! Ru Origin of the Sllecit'!:I and the De be just one or the same senile fac· chel looked quite unusual brushing Iy manner, in addition to an en pire, Rip Van Winkle, a blind wi scent of Man and Selec tion in Rela _ dow, a rich aunt, Betty Grable, Sin ulty members who have been un_ her teeth outside Bomberger: Grem dearing, sheepish, and somewhat tion to Sex in 1859. In 1925, in clair Lewis. II. L. Mencken, Scan happy since Franco won in Spain, homely expression. Dayton, Tennessee, William Jen looked rather strange on her skate_ dinavia, Shakespeare, Lewis Car It makes little difference because nings Bryan and Clarence Darrow the author was no doubt moved by board too! Something's in the Laurels to our four new brothers roll. John Donne, Aldous Huxley, a attempted to dedde the validity of his 10\'e of mankind. works guys! Can't wait to see who have completed pledging and baseball pitcher, a veterinarian, Genesis against Darwin's work in those flicks! formal initiation-Gary Dolch, Bob Omar Khayyam, lIitler, Sir Thom one of the earliest presentations of I myself talked to one or these Dixon, Terry Wertz, and Larry as More, Plato. pump handles, Dar Chaplains about troublesome moral We'd like to see: Cathy smile, The Credibility Gap. In 1962, the Schmidt. win, Dickens, Stalin, a shoeshine Democratic Party or the Ninth choices, He explained that killing Bissie walk. Chic study and B. J. boy, Mussolini, Cyrus Ching, To women and children with napalm is Professor Davis reveals that Congressional District or the State with a car! bacco Road, Marx, Shaw, Hell's easy ror a Christian, you need the George Atkinso}1 showed great or Tennessee won unanimous re Kitchen, sunspots, hillbilliel;, sOt'ial election to the state legislature by same child_like raith that allows • • • promise in his initial IIppearance \'ice, laws or aero-dynamics, savage you 1.0 go to chapel without qUI'S' Phi Alpha I'si on the College Bowl team. George pledging that in Tennessee man medicine men, South Sea islanders, would never be linked to monkeYIl. tion. You lieI', Ursinus and Viet We can't deeide who got the reportedly demonstrated a remark_ Homer and Caellar (together), the Nam are not so far apart. The worst or the surprise pledge trip able acquaintance with available in "Por if we let 'em say that," writes Swiss Family Robinson, and every one Tennessean, "the next thing phrase "some authoritarian set-up two weeks ago-the cold, wornout formation in numerous fields. major nation. state, corporation. without imagination" describes pledges or poison-lips pledgemis_ you know they'll be sayin' we're Girls still dateless ror I.F. Week war, despot, union. commodity, and related to Nigrall." both the Air Force and my alma tress Pasimeni. Latest pranks end may apply at Brodbeck 3 (489. cliche e\'er heard of anywhere, He mater. It is my belier in God, in have included rOt'k-painting at the 9965), Address applications to entertains us with our favorite non_ Though evolution is illegal in the stilled in me at U.C, that allows me Perk at 6:30 A.M. and wading in "Steve Dorfman;' "Marty Bald words (such as ,,·tis"), and with state, Tennessee is still in trouble, 1.0 believe in War as an instrument Lewis's stream displaying green win," or "Prererably Neither." vivid liuency speaks or "killing two Officials have admitted that "some of Christianity. I know we are the pettipants and yellow daffodils. birds with one stone," and "setting bootleg evolution does occur." As good guys, because Communists are Yes, I'm afraid Chuek Burton is it down in black and white;" he one lawmaker explained, "We sus atheists, just like Madalyn Murray. We couldn't figure out what to in Demas. sell for the Campus Chest Carni_ tells us that "the tide was turning" pect thut they're evolutin' in the So in conclusion I agree with this val. Rap suggested that we sell • • • • and he explains the stock market hills right now." article on all points, except that Zeta Chi bean bags, but Pasimeni voted it crash of 1929 by saying, "the bot By the underground evolu· Randolph Air Force Base in Texas ZX wishes to thank nil those who 19G·I, down as being a nonprofitable proj tom fell OUL of the market" which tion in Thunder Road country had no longer has a race problem-I by buying the Illedges contributed eet. Ir anyone is interested in bJY resulted in people being "wiped gained sufficient strength to defeat hear Ursinus is going to give all to Campus Chest. Congratulations ing scented candles, see our iiI' 01' out." He talks of "burning the Tennessee's boy-wonder-favorite the deserving Negroes scholarships to Eddie Schall on his pinning of candle sellers Bron and Dixie. midnight oil" in order to determine son - hillbilly - preacher-backwoods - Right. Tau Sig's Pat Price and to Dennis "the hard kernel of truth," refers poet-Governor Prank Clement in Robert D. Reid, USAF A rew Phi Psi gals \'isited the Roxberry on his pinning of Mari to "the bowels or the earth," allit_ his bid ror a Senate seat. In 1966, Philadelphia Zoo which seems to anne Foster Crom Philadelphia. Class or 196& eratively mentions "the paths of he, and several or his allies in the explain why there are a lot or lion The "Eddie Fischer Story" is planets and the antics or atoms," pictures floating around. The only legislature. were again defeated in still selling like cra1:Y and two se and launches rearlessly into the a statewide example of Natural thing the girls learned was that quellJ are soon to be released called world of philosophy with, "We are HAPPENING Bruzgo walks like I.n ostrich. Selection. "If we are to survh'e "On the Road to Manayunk" and a br cry from horse and buggy this Darwin crisis." said a Tennes (Continued from Page 3, Col. 3) Albl-;ght is playing mOlher to a "Et Tu C .. .,s.. rillll 1" Pete Wills days," and "An Infimte number of see school board representative, complexitie. or experience or our newborn colt. Wendy is looking would like to announce that he has tunes are still to be written," and "we're gonna need a whole lot more everyday lives, By the till'll! eac h forward to living In a coed dorm at accepted II position II.~ bouncer at "Economics is not an easy subject," of Jesus and a lot less rock-and of us left we had a semi-permanent Penn State. "Hig D ' and Barbie Rahns Hote\. "The pay ain't good On one provocative Ot'casion he roll." record in our brains of what a but man, the action!" This comes had to spend a while stretching asks, "What is thc meaning of two But to get to the book now, Dar Happening is." The feebleness or as no surprise as his only other Ditz's sweatshirt. Goodie made apples plus three oranges!" and win has a lot to say about animals, an individual'. attempt at ordering her first big step and her offer wa5 a position as chiclet pol· then devilishly skirts the answer, Among his best kno ... n theories are a mass of experience may be point isher in the Manayunk branch. second and her third. (The answer is Zen.) In racy "You can't teach an old dog new ed out by comparing impression. Preliminary tests indicate that chapter rour he discusses "putting tricks." and "birds of a reather or the Happening, no two will bt: • • • • the pollution level of the Perk hall out" and mentions a six-year-old /lock together." (Samuelson has alike! T.u Sigma Ga mm. risen since Saturday night, Some boy or girl: he justifies hard times borrowed some or these for his Ec: A belated congratJlations is ex thing was definitely wrong because with the graphic and religious anomies). He also asks man)' great tended to Bobbi Hose on her recent nine out or ten people retUrning metaphor, "The treadmill or life," animal quelllions in Origin or the College Pharmacy pinning to Bob Compton, a brother were also polluted. In rllct. Hulk and he becomes cur;ously mystical Species. ror example, "How do you of APb:. was so polluted thllt he polluted when he writes of "wearing green get six elephants in the back seat 321 MAIN STREET Main Street with the help of Ralph we had known you were com robes in the spring." or a Volkswagen'" and "Why does If and Ear\. Music was provided by Prtlcription Drug Store ing, we'd have baked a cake Although no complete concord the chicken CTOBS the road?" (The Sucka'" record player until the the united effort by the sisters paid ance has been prepared ror Beo· answer to both is, or course, Zen.) Next to Powers 8ucka broke down. off-yes, girls, we will now have • • • • music at our dinner dance! Once ASK FOR COLLEGEVILLE again Lynne, your cupcakes took Sigma Rho Lambda POWERS the prite, but remember, practice We must have put our Freshmen LAUNDRY through too many ... eeks or pledg Serving All the College'! NHds STAN MILLER makes peltect. AT Nut to the Hockey Field ing because they can't seem to get Complete Line of BOTH RUmmage no, bargains yes. 'I he it out of their system. Klump KEYSER & MILLER FORU SHIRTS - A Specialty success of this economic adventure thought that Cohan was fa\'oring LADIES' and MEN'S 189-9366 PROMPT SERVICE just proves that smart shOppers him too much and almost did him CLOTHING know where to shop. '1 his sale WIIS in one night. Glenn didn't appre_ practically a gIve aWIlY-to those ciate Lou's enthusiasm and had a Lad,. Arro .. PLEASE THE TOWNE FLORIST who woula take what we gave, I he Canadian trip planned. After it Lady Jantzen Sports"ear CORSAGES and FLOWERS all-oecallion dresses Irom the bou was all ove r Adams, Kaylor, Moore, Adlu Socb PATRONIZE ror All Uninu! Eyellta tique corner satisfied many girl. etc., put Eugene and Rusty's broth- Arrow and who were at a loss as to what to OUR 360 MAIN STREET er through a little paddling exhibi- Van Heu~n COLLEGEVILLE, PA, wear for future dinner dances or tion. Woody found himself out in for Men ADVERTISERS even liS "going away" outlita for Wire Service - 489·7235 the country as the rCBult or a little 1------ nearing honeymoons. Say Lmnie, post-pledging drop trip and .. till that red print, unilateral shoulder swears heads will roll. Tietjen just SPECK'S DRIVE-IN MOYER'S BARBER SHOP dren (~) WOuld be perfect tor Her. laughed, "Remember the garbage muoa eyenmgs! For ALL Your Printing Needa 346 Main S treet, Collegeville, Pa. hole." 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Those of thrown in the brig ror .. howing up Pottatown, Pa. 489·2110 JACK KOSER you who loathe this menial upen at a Naval Reserve meeting In his Campu! Repreaeatatiye diture or energy can be hved (for painter's hat. Diek went through 25c) rrom a fate worse than sleep. it all just so he could give a sweat. shirt to his girl. Pete and AI were PERROTTO'S PIZZERIA LUTZ'S We will break our fingernails, stub Owned & Operated by an Ursinus BEEF HOUSE our toes, lind sleep m our beds beginning to think that "Pledge" was their middle name. ConKratu 2453 W. Ridge Pike FIFTH & MAIN without sheets just 10 keep you Al um nus--Harold L. Smale, '53 Bobbie and Charlie Lutz Illlions gentlemen, it's "II over and from such inconveniences. Jeffenonville, Pa. you are now varsity member! on Catering to All Student Needa Tally ho. Siste~! the Sig Rho Drinking Team. 275-0936 489·9275