-NEWS- -SPORTS- % FUJI coverage of the; Marist debate team's; The men's and women's, rugby teams remained - • argumentative assault undefeated, each taking against the British Debate home New York Team, pg.3 Metropolitan Tourament titles, pg. 16 THE CIRCLE the student newspaper of IM^arist College VOLUME #53 ISSUE #6 HTTP://WWW.ACADEMIC.MARIST.EDU/CIRCLE NOVEMBER 4, 1999 Crossing at night seen in a new fight byKAIHERINESLAUTA more dangerous. hopes of encouraging more stu­ StaffWriter Because of the risk, the New dents to cross safely. York Department of Transpor­ "It provides another level of Safety while crossing the tation decided to introduce a warning to motorists," he said. street is a concept we have relatively new concept in street; The crosswalk operates grown up with since we were safety. Two weeks ago, a flash-"' twenty-four hours a day. Mi­ young. ing crosswalk was installed half­ crowave sensors are located on Our parents held our hands way between the Main Gate and the ends of the crosswalk. As a tightly as we looked both says South Gate. pedestrian steps on the curb of before crossing the street; On Oct. 22, at 9 a.m., the new the walk area, the sensors set friendly crossing guards steered flashing crosswalk was dedi­ off flashing lights located in the us clear of traffic, as did cross­ cated. Located between ground. These flashing lights ing lights. Street crossing was Donnelly Hall and the temporary warn motorists of crossing pe­ a relatively safe process. How­ library, it is the first crosswalk destrians. ever, add students rushing to of its kind in the state of New . While the crosswalk does pro­ class, tiny crosswalks and a York. According to Tim Massie, vide more safety for those who busy Route 9 to the picture, and chief relations director, it was cross, there are still a few prob- Circle photo/Mike Haigh the situation becomes a little installed as a safety measure in ...pleasesee CROSSWALK,/^. 4 Flashing lights now warn motorists of students crossing. iVfHrist~ takes on British in debate byLISABURKE mented to filter through what StaffWriter many may consider to be unsuit- The British Debate Team made ableoroffensivematerial. Teams a stop at Marist last week on of censors would personally re­ their two-month tour of Ameri­ view each keyword search and can colleges. eliminate anything that would This was the seventy-seventh be inappropriate, according to year that the English-speaking Milnese. Union sponsored a biannual trip "Their salaries are a price for their best debaters to come worth paying for the protection to the United States. of the dangers available over the Internet," he said.'". Marist debate coach Scott Thompson put in a bid to The Smith, on the other hand, said U.S. Department of the National the current system blocks are Communication Association working, and it would be far too last spring to be able to host the costly and unnecessary to start Circle photo/Mike Haigh team. They were among sev­ this new program. The doors to the library will open Nov. 29 for studying. Books will be in by next semester. eral schools in the Northeast - "There is no need to reform a that the team visited. system that has no flaws," he said. "There is no evidence that The audience style of this de­ IJbraiytotiiialhqDeiilatertiiisniojitli anyone's being hurt and the bate was such that there was no new server is highly impracti­ byBRENDANMCGURK finally been set. the end of the semester, provid­ winner, which Thompson said cal." StaffWriter The new library is set to open ing students with a quiet atmo­ he prefers in such an experience- After Marist students have its doors under a phased open­ sphere in which to study and oriented debate. The debate boiled down to the watched the library construc­ ing beginning Nov. 29. The first prepare "for upcoming exams. "I'm a little hesitant to declare main issue of government in­ volvement. Do they really have tion unfold oyer the past year floor of the library will be The remainder of the move-in winners and losers," he said. ...please see DEBATE.pg. 3 and a half, ah opening date has opened from Nov. 29 through ...please see BUILDINGS,/^. 4 "And when the audience votes, it's usually for the side they agree" with, not because of the WEEKLY POLL quality of the debate." .The British team consisted of INSIDE Simon Milnese, 21, a former world champion from Oxford TODAY: Will you study in and Christopher Ruane, 22, a the new library world quarter-finalist from the hi: 48 when it opens? University of Glasgow. They took on Junior Mark lo:33 Smith and Sophomore Brad Community. 2 Stevenson on the topic of Features ..5 YES NO Internet censorship. 58 Opinion 8 42 The British were for censor­ RELATED STORY THIS PAGE ship of this kind, suggesting A&E.... 11 that a national gateway system |Sports 16 This is an unscientific survey taken firm 100 Gnrfcphoco/MikeHaigh Marist students. of server should be imple­ The new Fontaine is scheduled to open next semester. THE CIRCLE THE "CIRCLE NOVEMBERS 1999 PAGE 3 .^^ii^i^i'V,.'

Community : : > NOVEMBER 4, 1999 PAGE 2 *'7 %y .'" '* •,"•**' ^ "'"' Quigley among resident Russian; tfcdbps CLUB ent^'CKechn^ai IN YOUR OPINION country divictecl exodus this year BULLETINS in two byTIMSORENSON By SARAH LUFLER Staff-Writer

What do you think of the Russian troops now have con­ After a year and a half, one troversial control of one third of Marist College resident director is heading in a new direction. WMCR-FM (Marist College Chechnya." After two .weeks of nication course in Hawaii over April Quigley, resident direc­ Radio) is on the air. Tune to 88.1 the Winter Intercession. Cost level of cultural diversity bombings to Chechen-houses, tor of Champagnat, has decided anytime between 9 a.m. and roads and bridges, underlying is $1,500 plus tuition. E-mail to leave Marist after working 1a.m. to hear the latest in mod­ JZ93. causes of this warfare are be­ both as a housing staff member ern rock, punk, hardcore, ska, ginning to leak out, reeking on campus? and coach of the Women's Ten­ hip-hop, RPM, sports, and havoc for Russian politicians. nis Team. news. Any club interested in The Marist debate team will be They, however, may end up ben­ Quigley said she is looking to having a public service an­ holding its meetings on efiting from their own mess. make a career change because nouncement broadcast on the Wednesdays at 12 p.m. More then* 80,000 refugees air should leave a message for have fled Chechnya in the past her real ambition is to teach. Program Director Doug Guarino two weeks, all running from "I miss the chance to educate," she said. "Being an RD, you atx3132. The Circle is always looking tanks and ground troops from have to deal more with disci­ for new staff writers and pho­ the Russian military. Russia de­ pline." tographers. Leave a message cided that th e 1996 recognition Quigley said she came to How are our lives affected by at x2429 or HZAL if you are up of Chechnya'as an independent Marist to get her graduate de­ the fact that we live in a society to the challenge. . state is no longer valid;'and. is gree in Educational Psychology. that is dominated by a market seeking to split the country "into Circle photo/Mike Haigh economy? What are the two," with one section to remain Last year she became the RD of North End RD Colin McCann is one of the RD's who have been covering those areas without an RD. strengths and weaknesses of If you have a club event or 'What diversity?" "We don't have very "Well we do have a under Russia's control. Russian Marian Hall. this form of social organization meeting that you would like diverse collection of politicians stand to gain from According to Quigley, she ChampagnetHall. According to land will be hard. be made. Kelly is scheduled to much diversity on our plans to move back to Maryland him, he also lived as one of "It's been a great experience move in to Marian as soon as and the consumer life-style that publicized in Club Bulletins, white hats and this movement: Time's Tony tends to accompany it? If you contact The Circle office at campus." Karon explains why. - where most of her family still Quigley's residents in Marian here, I've met some really great possible. l 1 lives. She said there are some Hall last year. are interested in questions such x2429 or drop the information in Chris Knudtsen Abercrombie and Fitch ,..It will not hurt if a success people here and (leaving) was a Because there have been va­ jobs opening up in January of as these, then you should con­ the envelope on the Circle door, models. So i guess that is ful outcome burnishes the repu­ "I've had her as an RD and hard decision to make," she cancies throughout the year at sophomore which she hopes to take advan­ sider adding Philosophy of the LT2UA&B. Christina Muller tation of the re cently installed boss, and she's been great in said. the different residences, other diversity at its finest." tage. RD's have been assisting in Market Society (PHBL394L111) junior prime minister Vladimir Putin, or both areas," he said. Quigley is not the only RD those areas. English said it has to your spring schedule. The that debacle may give Putin's Sophomore Dan Caracciolo Housing and Residential Life who has left this year. John been tough but the residential course will be taught by prof es- Craig Fisher, Ph. D., Faculty patron, President Boris Yeltsin, said that losing Quigley will be Director Sarah English said Petachi, former Gartland RD left Nick Foster living staff has pulled together sot Warren Neill and it will sat­ Advisor to the Marist Chess an excuse to postpoln&elections a huge loss to the housing staff. Quigley will be sorely missed. last month to accept a teaching '.' • -•- junior-:'-;'j.-.--«'*=;-•'-• to make their presence felt to isfy the COKE/LS requirement Team, is announcing several scheduled^or^ext^year^s****^ ^.'^te^oM^f.toe'TOOs^pwn. , "She's been an integral part of position. Marian Hail has also ";:.'; that you've been r^ peace of mind. itching for a situation to frustrated if you feel a moving into Libra, mine what practical use striving for Okay, maybe your grades won't he thai great but if Cubbyhole Coffee House-483-7584-call for times AQUARIUS: This is a draw to a conclusion? little tongue tied—use which could mean im­ it might serve. Trying to I can impiove at Jeast one person's GPA I will be happy. Blindside-Nov.4 f^ m"A good day to connect Daniel Clark- Nov. 5- Singer/songwriter You'll finally have the your body language to portant changes on the make a decision that with people, Aquarius. I. Make suic to attend all or most ol the classes you are power to act, Aries. As convey your meaning. horizon, Virgo. Close would normally be easy taking. If you do have to miss class make sure you get the Too Human- Nov. 6- Old acquaintances ap­ PatDaley- Nov. 26- Guitarist-..;,; i '- the Moon moves into Use all that extra en? relatives may be inter­ may seem impossible. pear out of the wood­ notes from that day. You know your professor will put material Libra's house, you are ergy you have in the. ested -m-.diseussing' an. Talse some time to collect on the fesi from rhe exact day thai you skipped. It's inevitable. ' •LduraJedn-'Nov. 27- Singer/songwriter:. •-" ;;"^ " work and .introduce a motivated and eager to afternoon to focus on estate today. It's pbs-' .ydurtKoughts. Give up new element to your There's no conhol over it, it's almost like a sub-conscious make decisions. Avoid a project at work. sible that you will inherit your need to control the payback on the professor's part. THEATRE life. Acting aloof will misunderstandings at CANCER: Variety is something you didn't situation at every point. only limit your possibili­ 2.1'lashcards may seem childish but they arc a big help. If the office by speaking the spice of life, and even know existed. You Let your partner do the you have to memorize terms or vocabulary words, it's a good The Diary ofAnne Frank-Queen City Stage Co.-Nov. 5,6,11,13,14, Fri. & Sat.-8 p.m., Sun.-5 ties. Be receptive to new p.m.-Cunneen-Hackett Arts Center-486-4648 your mind. You may be­ 3S that includes other are indecisive on a mat­ driving for a change. experiences. Exposure idea to put the word on the front with the definition on the come impatient with em­ people's personalities! ter about which your ^/^SAGITTARIUS: The back. They are also good for art history classes if you have to to a different culture Fifth o/JuZy- Nov. 19,20- 8 p.m.- Lanford Wilson Drama- Dutchess Hall Theatre- DCC- 431 -8053 ployees or assistants It might become quite partner has a strong W emphasis is on your ca- may lead to a new idea. memorise paintings or other works of art. If you have enough who are not thinking on clear that we don't all opinion. Don't let your N» ^ireer,Sagittarius.After time you can make Xerox copies of the works, paste them on The world is your oys­ FORSOMETHINGDIFFERENT your wavelength. Real­ think alike. You may decision waver — if putting all that time into ter. You may make a con­ one side and have the description on the other side. This way ize that it takes all kinds have ideas mat are dif­ you believe strongly in a project, you are clearly you can study the works visually as well as just studying the nection with someone Tai Chi Qigong with Cherie Barnier-Nov. 10- 6-7 p.m. Cunneen- Hackett Center- 452-7067 of people to make up fering from someone something, let your feel­ the best person to unveil you thought wasn't author's name and title. This even works forchemistiy or biol­ the world —- everyone else's today. You can ings about it be known the results. Your hard ogy, if you have to remember formulas or diagrams and such your intellectual equal. doesn' t have to think as use.this time to initiate loud and clear. A com­ work receives the sup­ Share secrets with a These cards are also good when you have to study by your­ you do: . a change and begin a promise may be best. port of friends and asso­ self, and there is no one around to help you. friend, and discover TAURUS: You might solution to remedy the LIBRA: You can ac­ ciates. You will finally striking similarities be­ 3. If you do have a roommate oi friend around, it would be want to set your sights situation. You can complish anything to receive the kudos you tween your inner good to make up a study sheet and have them test you on it. FOXNETSTS a little closer to home change the outcome of which you set your deserve. There is justice worlds. Equal treatment Making your own review sheet also helps you get organized. 10 CENTS A MINUTE LONG DISTANCE today, Taurus. This is a a professional situation mind. If you think you in the world. You may at work might come as a You can weed out all the garbage that you really don't have to good time to get your' by using your ingenu­ can, you can! The find yourself declared an pleasant surprise. To­ know. This allows you to concentrate more on the relevant CALLS house in order. Do the ity. You are thinking of Moon is in Libra, and expert on a certain topic. night, have dinner with info. Doodles and other useless facts may distract when it housework that you've all the options, and your confidence level is When people look to friends to celebrate life. comes time to study. Typing the study sheet is also bettei been putting off. Add with some intuition, at an allr-time high. Ex­ your for advice, give it & PISCES: Be particu­ because you won't have to interpret the sloppy handwriting something aesthetically you will come out smell­ pect positive, if unex­ to them freely and hon­ larly wary of everyone that wc all tend to have at times. This also makes it easier to pleasing so that it be- . ing like a rose! pected, results. Others estly. Draw from past ex­ £&.aroun d you, Pisces. switch sentences around to where you want it. You can even comes much better to Tonight, watch out for have finally figured out perience. Remember to The Moon has moved number the information and place it under certain headings. enjoy the time off from some trouble on the just how wonderful you be fair when giving con­ into Libra, which could 4. The environment in which you study is also important. work. Get professional home front. are, so appreciate and structive criticism. cause some turmoil in You should make sure that thuie are no distractions to pull you advice regarding re­ LEO: The Moon is in enjoy their affection. CAPRICORN. This your day. You are swim­ away from studying. I would say that going to the lib? ary would decorating,-or spend Libra,; and now is the Bask in all the compli­ AV\ could.be a confusing ming with the sharks, be an ideal place to go but it can be very loud there sometimes. Knowing when to make calls is your key to some time poring over time to realize your po­ ments you are sure to ivs^ time for you, Capricorn. and you have no way It's also a pain to go across the street just to study especially style magazines. Make tential to make things receive. Feeling good Don'tbe afraid to ask for of knowing when they when you have to dodge cars. The lights really don't give one "SAVINGS" your house your home happen. Don't waste about yourself can lead help if you feel over­ had their last meal. Be enough time to cross the street unless one sprints across. No by personalizing it with time sitting around wait­ to positive changes. whelmed or uncertain. very careful when deal­ lest is worth losing your life. Okay enough about that. Just be accessories you admire. ing for something great Make a list of all of your Consult with a trusted ing with business mat­ careful when crossing Route 9. Always remember when your Within NY State, call after 11PM weekdays and 5:00PM GEMINI: If you've to happen to you. assets and post them friend or partner about a ters, especially when .roommate(s) have class so you can study when they are gone Friday — 4:59PM Sunday, for only 10 cents a minute. been feeling lonely Reach out and initiate where you can see them legal or work-related is­ new clients or associ­ because you know the minute they return they will have some Weekday evenings is only 13 cents a minute. lately, this might be something today. every day. sue. Even a few words ates are involved. If gossip or important thing to tell you and that could take hours. your lucky day. Ro­ Make plans, dates and of comfort can hold off a possible, call in sick, or Try not to play music either unless it is very soothing. Those SCORPIO: How is it mance is around the sales calls. This is the possible to be sur­ panic attack. Don't sign at least avoid all legal tapes with the sounds of the rainforestsan d such arc great if Outside of NY State, call all weekend for only 12 cents a comer, so to speak! You perfect time to impress any documents or ac­ matters. Signing you need to concentrate on what you are doing. It's perfect rounded by people, yet minute. Evenings after 7:00PM, Monday — Friday, 16~cents^a may meet someone a boss or client by tak­ still feel lonely? The cept a proposal until you contracts and other for the easily-distractible because there are no words to sing ? with whom you can ing the initiative. A read all of the fine print. documents could be along with or music to hum to. minute. Moon has moved into identify intellectually. If positive response from Libra, putting you in a Plan your next step with big trouble, especially if 5. Remember to take breaks too because you don't want your you are in a relation­ an authority figure sort of melancholy great caution. It's never you don't understand brain to fry. Stop every half-hour to an hour and do something And REMEMBER...you receive a 10% DISCOUNT on your total bill. ship, you may find could lead to some­ mood. You may be feel­ too early to start plan­ all of the legal mumbo un-school related which means something that is actually fun. yourself wanting to dis­ thing great for your ca­ ing lost in the crowd. ning for the future. To­ jumbo. Tonight, stick to I am just kidding, school can be fun sometimes. Sometimes. cuss the uncertainty reer. A potential friend Being introverted will night, do something the basics when eating Good luck on the rest of the semester everyone! Remember If you have any questions on the telephone service, we're in Donnelly principle or other laws or romantic partner only make you feel peaceful and creative. A out. Restaurant menus all of this when finals come around. That is when it will help the 241, or call x4400. of physics. Work on drifts your way. Be on worse. You receive what quiet hour in a museum seem to be written in most. Only a month and a half. Scary. FOXNET STS STAFF putting your thoughts your best behavior. feels like an inspiration, does much for your another language. THE CIRCLE THE CIRCLE

NOVEMBER 4, 1999 PAGE 9 NOVEMBER 4, 1999 Op-Ed PAGE 8 The views expressed on these pages are not necessarily those of The Circle CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW... ABRIDGING THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. OR OF THE PRESS g school violence byBEfiTAMINBRENKERT planet" Seemingly, the attacks the individual in subjugation to respect and recognition: of stu­ not been able to recognize it as on individuals in high school the group. This society was fall­ dent rights," said Josh Telson. clearly as despotism in the has much to do with what you ing apart when Jefferson intro­ School violence has been asso­ 1770's or civil rights in the Over the past year, America wear or how you present your­ duced his revolutionary ideol­ ciated with attacks on groups of 1960's. It is time for the students has watched teenagers assault, self to the public. Random vio­ ogy "that all men are created students commonly identified to recognize each others as harass, and murder their peers. lence in high school is much equal; that they are endowed by as "outcasts." Are not "out­ peers and for America to see the No longer is violence limited to deeper than that; in fact, these their Creator with certain un­ casts" humans too? need to reevaluate Jefferson's gangs. No longer are our acts of random violence can be alienable rights; that among The circumstances surround­ ideology in a modern sense. schools safe. The issue at hand attributed to attacks on these are life, liberty, and the ing Jefferson are not too differ­ Though this issue is more com­ is more that what the media at­ student's civil liberties. pursuit of happiness..." in the ent from the issues at hand. plex than the principles of tempts to downplay as freak in­ In Columbine, we watched a Declaration of Independence. Aside from the political and eco­ Jefferson alone, it is not as cidents or tragedies. America group of students tragically Jefferson defined the new role nomic issues of the American simple as media generalizations is in a state of confusion - no murder some of their peers. The of the individual, declaring an Revolution, there is a direct link­ or governmental reforms (i.e. longer is the individual ac­ American public found out later individual's interests superior age here. The idea of the indi­ the placement of metal detec­ cepted; rather, the idea of per­ on that these murderers had to that of the group. Today, vidual as paramount to the tors in high schools). Perhaps sonal liberty has been obscured. been plagued by slanderous Jefferson's ideology has trans­ group is evident. today's declaration should read In a recent article by assaults on their dress, conduct, formed movements in civil and When Josh Telson says, "When in the course of human Chronogram, the Mid-Hudson and attitudes. I will not go as human rights. School violence "Give us a chance, give every events, it becomes necessary Magazine of Events and Ideas, far as to say the murderers died is an issue of individualism, and kid a chance to do his best, and for on people to bond together Josh Telson, a junior at Onteora as martyrs for a cause yet to be school violence is the result of he will do it, " he is implying against the oppression of indi­ High School, expressed his defined by the American pub­ students denying their peers the the need for students to accept vidualism, to which God entitles views on the recent wave of lic; however I will say their same inalienable rights that their peers. What would a pro­ them, a decent respect to the school violence across deaths bring to mind an issue Jefferson revolutionized in 1776. gressive like Jefferson think of opinions of humankind requires America. Josh stated, "I'm that man has dealt with since In 1999, the new home for the denial of students' liberties? that they should stand up and fighting for student rights, teen­ 1776—the issue of individualism. Jeffersonianism is high Do we not hold these truths to defend the inalienable rights of age rights, my rights - the right In 1776, Thomas Jefferson at­ schools. "One of the things that be self-evident? all humans to life, liberty, and to be a person, just like every tacked corporate society: a so­ I believe will really help this Unfortunately, the issues here pursuit of happiness. single other person on this ciety that held the interests of country, and this situation, is are complex, and America has Stop... WhMe lime!Apath y on campus my complaints as we stand in the doorway of this coming millcnium ... and perhaps later or, the longest article ever to line my birdcage. My first issue: where the hell .bySABACHOUDRY, . >_A11_I could think was, "Maybe, those flip-flops when I take a ' are all tho flying£ars? In every. 'c just maybe; Jbut,.not really.",- shower after.I use my-fake ID Farside paiody and every Sat­ That question made me wonder to get drunk and vomit on my­ urday morning cartoon that Walking back on campus, all why people like her exist. I am self." Then there are the fol­ Marist Chess Club on the move made reference to the twenty- I thought was "Marist: again." not willing to blame the mental lowing scenarios that would Editorials first century, it was portrayed But, having recently undergone retardation on campus on tap necessitate the need for a fake with flying cars buzzing around californication, I decided to be Editor, water; hey, my daily intake of ID; I can't believe I'm doing in the sky My '89 Pontiac Sun- more relaxed and give this year PCPs is just as much as every­ well in school; I can't believe bird is still as glued to the floor a chance. I tried to remember one else. Wait, I meant PCBs; I'm not doing well; I didn't go The Marist College Chess Club has been extremely active the past two months and Director responds to e-mail article as I am at a dance club, thank what I had left behind this sum­ I swear. to class; I did go to class; I hate continues to be as the semester draws closer to the end. Our,most recent events you very much. At the very mer: that being Marist and it's Moving on, we need to start myself; I hate you; I hate my have included a trip to Mt. Carmel Elementary School to teach fourth graders how to least, I expected hovering skate­ "intelligent and hardworking" with basic everyday intellectual shoes; I look like a Backstreet Editor, play chess and a tournament amongst the club members. The tournament was boards like the one Michael J. students; oh, wait, that was sar­ conversations. I am not saying Boy; the list goes on. It is a extremely competitive with Ethan Georgi in first place, followed by Dan Rosa in Fox steals in Black to the Fu­ casm. After my first class I we need to discuss how many little scary how they identify I read with great anticipation the Circle article on email, "Students Question Ease second. Brian Wills took third place with John Babaian and David Yacobucci taking ture II to be on the market by went to hang out with some ions make up a piece of loose- with their ID more than anything of E-mail Use" (The Circle, Oct 28, pg. 1). fourth and fifth places in that order. Future events include a pizza social at our next by PATRICK WH1TI1-K now. kids, only to pop in on the ever- leaf. This type of discussion else. I am pleased to see that the low journalistic standards of the Circle have not been meeting on Nov. 4 and a visit from a local Chess Master, Alan Kantor, on Nov. 13. Secondly, I am most upset fresh and exciting topic of usually ends with some trekkie raised. I understand that to expect students to learn to quote accurately, to edit into Chess Club meetings are held every Thursday in DN 236 at 9:15 p.m. Anyone "Hey, I think it's time for you In two months, tho iwi'Mif li with the fact that the Republi­ heroin (you know how hardcore running out crying, only to be a readable and coherent story, to not approach a story with preconceived ideas, and interested please feel free to come and have fun playing chess. to go to a therapist." ci'iiliirv, and ouitc possih's lite can party is still in existence. I upper middle-class white kids - comforted by making love to to not twist quotes to fit the pre-written story is to expect too much from the Circle. "No thanks, got an ID; same If you have any questions I can be reached at x4729. Thank you. itself, will come to a screeching thought we advanced beyond are). One might be asking his computer. It would do some I will adjust my expectations of the Circle, and know that anything that exceeds thing, right?" Okay, I am not halt the Neanderthal stage seveial where this article is going, be­ good for everyone to try some­ those expectations are simple coincidence, and not any journalistic talent really sure what this means, but Jennifer Kern - ' ' " Banks will he riddled with con­ centuries ago. "God, guns, and cause I have no idea. No, but thing: like thinking. I know, I If however, there really is anyone at the Circle that cares enough about their work it has got to mean something. Secretary fusion as records are erased. guts" can only take us so far. seriously, all four kids on cam­ know; it's hard: too much ef­ and are proud of their accomplishments, I am more than willing to meet with them KT Anyway, since we're already Computers will crash and freeze. To use a very just analogy, con­ pus that came to college for fort. It's a lot easier to put discuss work that is going on to improve student services via the computer. discussing drinking-what two 20th Century FOX will be forced servatism is to progress what mental and social maturation hoochie pants on, blow dry words relate to this?-hook up. to change its name. Century 21 salt is to a slug. And to think, I will know what I am talking your hair, and run across the A. Harry Williams ^Deadlines for submissions in the next Remember, hook ups are fine, Insurance will lose their main am not even a registered Demo­ about. But do not worry, I will street. But it is time to stop Director of Technology & Systems but like everything, things need Circle coming out Thurs. Nov. 11 are Fri, selling point. Buck Rogers in crat. break it down for you. worrying if the lining of your to be done in moderation. You Nov. 5.** the 25th Century will be made On a similar note, with all the There is serious apathy on jacket matches your shoelaces might be thinking, "Hey, life is that much less futuristic. I will things you would think we campus towards education. Al­ and start caring about some­ only worth it when all you think sit at home on "First Night" would be without by the new though this will not and does thing like understanding your about is how to seduce the girl Words of Wisdom while legions indulge in alco­ millcnium, the inability of the not need to change overnight, thoughts and what you are as a with the IQ of a dead lab rat to holic millenium-motivated en­ American public to identify a it is still essential for people person. sleep with you." If you get one THE CIRCLE deavors. So what else is new? prejudiced candidate still en­ to center less on the superfi­ Though it may seem that all thing out of this article it As wc meander cautiously dures. Obviously, I am talking cial and more on the conse­ lack of intelligence and/or con­ should be the following-you 66 Patrick Whittle JillGiocondo& Chris Grogan & Editor-in-Chief DougGuarino Jaime Tomeo into mis new age, it seems wise about David Duke in a more ex­ quential. This reminds me of a cern is to be blamed on the don't need to have sex to be to reflect on all the great inno­ All which isn't singing is mere Managing Editors News Editors pensive suit: Patrick Buchanan. discussion in one of my classes. girls, that is not so. The guys sexy. Yeah baby, that's right vations of tin's great millcnium. He once made his career as jour­ This situation could have been are equally to be blamed. They If importance is not given to The cheese grater. The tur­ nalist and shares the same name talking and all talking's talking Katrina Fuchsenberger JeffDahncke Michael Bagnato easily avoided if the person in could not care less about what knowledge we acquire through­ key baster. Foot-long Veggie- as Marist College's mast pug­ Features Editor Sports Editor Opinion Editor this case was less concerned is happening. They have two out our lives then we are not Max's (tm) at Blimpies' (tm). nacious propagator of polysyl­ with her image and more con­ things on their minds. It seems growing as people. This is not to oneself (whether that oneself This is the last time I try to write labic prose (that would be me). NikBonopartis Jeremy Smith Colieen Barrett & cerned with her brain cells; it like whenever you hear a guy college; it's high school: an ir­ a column before lunch' That is where the similarities A &E Editor Photo Editor MaryGrodio also would have saved me the talking, it is somehow related ritating place with everyone be sought or seeking, master or As a journalist, I feel the need between us end. Buchanan is a nausea of having to listen to it. Business Managers to their fake ID. It could be any looking the same, going to look back on the past cen­ racist; he has praised Hitler in This particular person, other­ topic in the world; it always G. Modele Clarke, Faculty Advisor through the same cycles, and tury will a scrutinizing stare. In his literary works and his plans wise known as a bad version of correlates back to their fake ID. disciple, sheep or wolf)" The Circle is the student newspaper of Marist College, Poughkeepsie, NY. doing the same things. So, if the same way, I look to the fu­ for America include little more Brittney Spears, raised her hand "Hey, your mom sent you Issues are published every Thursday. We welcome letters to the editor, club more people agreed with the ture with hope as well as skepti­ than making it safe for white and asked, "Once, like a long flip-flops." (This is how the idea that college is four years announcements and story ideas. We cannot publish unsigned letters to the --E.E. Cummings cism. Just in case the powers folks. time ago, I didn't eat for a day guy relates it back to their fake of social and mental maturation editor. The Circle staff can be reached at 575-3000 x2429 or by email at HZAL. that be are reading this column, because I was sick. Like, does ...please see PROPPA!, pg. 10 ID; read slowly and admire the vs. just social stagnation, You can visit us on the web at http:/Avww. academicmarisL edu/circle. I will use this space to register that mean that I'm anorexic?" charm.) "Well, I could use ...please see THINK, pg. 10,. THE" CIRCLE THE '-CIRCLE NOVEMBER 4, 1999 Op-Ed PAGE10 The views expressed on these pages are hot necessarily those of The Circle NOVEMBER 4, 1999 Arts&Entertainment Burke defends distaste forFrane s PAGE 11 by LISA BURKE take advantage of Marist study sucked it up, stuck out my three cans are very athletic and even Marist abroad program, be­ abroad. I did not, however say weeks, and came home a person sometimes have a fanaticism cause I have never experienced suck... Live that I am a representative Ameri­ who had grown and learned a about working out. I just wasn't it, and I can only have opinions bum, I was really hoping that "if this love will make us men, I guess I underestimated the can student in Europe. I don't lot about this world and myself. one of them. about those things which I bySTEPHENMERCIER they would move away from love will draw us in" didn't help power of the pen. Never would feel that I "embody a negative Just because some places sound I guess I took for granted what know. I now know a small town StqffWriter their latest fascination. But, af­ out the ailing songs. I have thought that my first col­ stereotype," and anyone who good on paper, you never know a good thing I had going here in in southeast France, the people ter listening to the new one, I Even though the band lege editorial would cause such knows how much of a wimp I until you experience it. the United States, but the idea whom I met there, and the way found that it lacked the fresh­ struggled with their latest al­ controversy, so much that it am knows mat it would be im­ that I "relinquished the possi­ With their fourth and latest ness and fervor that could be bum, their immense talent still I had always dreamed of go­ of life that I experienced there. I disc, (Ra­ would spark a reaction over­ possible for me to give anyone ing to France, seeing the beau­ bility to learn new things" is know that, and I don't like it. heard on Mental Jewelry and allowed them to create excellent dioactive), Live again leaves . tracks. The Distance show­ seas. I figured that when my a black eye, let alone a whole tiful sights, and experiencing a absurd. Any careful reading Maybe if I were in Italy with their progressive/ alternative name was all over The Circle that subculture of American college would show that I learned a lot. During the 56 minute CD, cased Kowalczyk's extraordi­ new culture. What I really other Americans and looking at roots and delves into making about three quarters of it was it would be in bylines, not as students. nary gift in creating memorable wanted was to go to Paris, and I Just because I didn't like what I sculptures of attractive men, I listless, spiritless music that just painful. Musically and lyri­ harmonies and Face and Ghost the source of complaints, but at While Iwas in France, I sim­ soon realized that the rest of learned, or came out of this ex­ would be having the time of my seems to never end. cally, there wasn't much for Live demonstrated how well the four­ least people are talking about ply came to a realization that I France is not Paris. As I wrote perience with an unexpected life as well, but since I'm not and Starting in 1991, Live gave to say. Song after song, the some sounds when they are all me, even if it isn't all good. I thought might be a good idea before, I was expecting a week -lesson, does not mean that a I never have, I can't say so with the music world a much-needed group relied on the same formula equally involved together. couldn't buy this much public­ to express to my peers. I real­ in the city of lights, and three transfer of knowledge or ideas any certainty or credibility. I shot in the arm. By fusing which was for all emphasis to For most Live fans, this ity! ized that I didn't love France, days before I left, I found out did not occur. R.E.M./U2 influences, a distinct be set on Kowalczyk's vocal record will most likely be im­ believe the opposite is true as ' Photo courtesy Live's official site: li\ As those of you who read my and I, Lisa Burke, one single that it would not happen. I was There presently are some spiritual, philosophical ap­ performance which drowned the mensely disappointing. But, I well, ladies. , ... proach, and energetic musician­ Live, in their quest for originality, have gone downhill editorial, "Student's trip abroad person in a country of millions, disappointed, but tried to make Marist students in Florence who melancholic, forgettable guitar do feel that the group could re­ I do, however, wonder that if ship; the quartet created some sound more "mature," they a bummer" know, I didn't have speaking only for myself, did the best of my week in the wil­ don't like what I have written. sound more "mature," they made the grousrouop so snespeciai l and playing of Taylor. In addition, bound. If they could bring back Italy is so great, why are we so of the most thoughtful, moving slowed down the pace and also like Taylor's performance, al­ the greatest time when I was in not like what I saw. I just didn't derness. Everyone was sur­ Let me once again remind you formed vague and undefined the energy they had for the first bent out of shape about a little albums of die 90's. But, with focused more on the role of the music that ignores the talents most every tune was both two records and blend it with France, but it was nonetheless fit in and became completely prised that I, as an American, that I did not write an article, but old editorial back in the USA their third record, Secret vocalist, , instead of guitarist and muddled and depressingly le­ the stripped down music of the homesick for automatic sedans, didn't have an athletic bone in a very valuable experience. I an editorial, which is my per­ that, in the grand scheme of Samadhi (1997), Live felt they of four members as a whole. bassist Patrick Dahlheimer. thargic. To make matters worse, last discs, something very inter­ thought I made that point clear, quality.entertainment, and a my body, but that does not make sonal opinion, and since it ex­ things, has no significance? I needed to radically develop Rather than improving the mu­ After being remarkably dis­ lyrics like, "sun, sun, won't you esting and challenging will defi­ but since apparently I didn't, let meal without wine and cheese. me a stereotype of a "lazy Ameri­ plicitly states on the top of each guess I just feel that there are their sound. By attempting to sic, this change eradicated what pleased with the last Live al- lay down your light on us" and nitely be conceived. me clarify again. I don't hate Sure there were some things I can." I certainly did not Op-Ed page that "the views ex­ more important things to worry France. I am not against all other did like. I was able to buy alco­ "proudly personify my lazi­ pressed on these pages are not about, like world peace and so­ countries but the USA. I mink hol without a fake ID and I ness," in fact, I was a bit embar­ necessarily those of The cial justice, and that we should it would be worthwhile to visit didn't have to shave everyday, rassed that I couldn't keep up Circle," I don't understand what not sweat the small stuff. After other countries. I might even but that wasn't enough to make with my host family. I explained all the fuss is about. The return of WCW all, it's all small stuff. KnudtsensKorner go as far to say that if possible, me want to stay there. So I to them that typically, Ameri- I have never criticized the ing paper on running around in byEDWILLIAMSlH Michael Bagnato incapable THINK: a box, or was it that paper on StqffWriter Drunk and Loathing the effect of nail polish on so­ Saba ranks... ciety?!; jDon't get me ;wrong; in Poughkeepsie r The time has come. That's of making student,.laugh ;J^~y'i'cofitinu0J rorn:pgli9fi oythosf• u e wjthjthe highest;GR\s are i right;ifcis!hqw_safeToral l of-you byJONATHANKEATING s.iy.s. "...replied Mike Bagnato. bans candles. Here's the exact :theh*maybe some'of;-usfw8uldi_rnotnecessarilyrthft:most;intel - WorldChampionship' Wrestling r ^ byCHRlSKNUDTSEN : -right, knocking oyerrnore than Oh wait. I'm Mike Bagnato. wording: have substance..' At which lec^al, and those with the.low- (WCW) fans to once again don . Staff Writer - ••" . one cup on the way. It's amaz­ I'm writing in reaction to the that's me! Whoa!" That's Resident Student Regulations point, we wouldn't have to im- est GPAs are not the least intel­ your Wolfpac apparel and hang ing how people just move out article "Tensions flare over stu­ funny? 1* ve never met this guy and Policies press each other by how quickly lectual. Whether or not you up all of your WGW posters. It . I am sitting here at my desk on of your way if you pretend to dent handbook" by Michael and maybe V. Safety we can soil ourselves while un­ believe it, it is more important to is now safe to walk the streets Sunday morning,.trying to . have a legitimate reason to rush Bagnato. The article is ridicu­ i f I had 1 would get the joke, but B. Fire Safety der the influence. leave here with knowledge of while letting the public know shake out the cobwebs from last . ahead other than simple impa­ lous and pointless to say the the humor of this "Senior Sen- 5. An open flame (candles, Basically it's okay to go out learning instead of easy As. So, you are a WCW fan. night sol can remember enough tience. Suckers. On my way least. Bagnato's attempts at hu­ .sation" escapes me. blowtorches, lanterns, eic.) is and drink and party; but, when go for the challenge rather than Following the dreadful Fall to write this article. Last night I back out, I threw a glance into mor are barely worthy of being "Bagnato's attempts not permitted anywhere in the it becomes like that is all you an easy mark in an introduction Brawl pay-per-view, WCW re­ ran into somewhere over two the corner to watch as one associated with die word humor. lesidence halls. Use of incense know, or that is all you do, then to retardation class. alized they needed to rock the hundred people at what some couple tried to hide and enjoy Overall his point seems to be at humor are barely is also prohibited. (Here itcomes drop out, move back to Con­ It is time to sit and think. Take boat a bit. Instead of just rock­ are calling the party of the year. each other's presence. I en­ missing and what little he does worthy of being Megan and Tom so get ready. I necticut, use the $20,000 your it slow. Start with the question, ing it, they bought a whole new In order to protect the interests joyed watching someone tie up say is unfounded. associated with the don't want you to miss it in all parents are spending on your "Why are you in college?" Just one. Captaining mis new boat of the hosts I will not give the the guys legs from behind with From the title of the article one this detail.) Candles arc not per­ fake education. Do something build from there.' I am telling is Vince Russo and first-mate Ed address of the house, plus the' what looked like a bungee would assume that he will dis­ that really interests you, like, Photo courtesy WCW online. fact that! really, have no clue • chord. word humor." mitted even for decoration pur­ sypujthemore you know about Ferrara. These two men are "You talkin' to me? You better not be talkin' to me..." cuss the difficulties students poses only. p.51 being a crackwhore or get a yourself, and if you care about heavily responsible for the where it was anyway. I apolo­ Passing along towards the have with finding information in full-time job complaining how your education, you will be less gize for whoever's boot I filled back yard, I saw the Harlem There it is in black and white. World Wrestling Federation's them competitive in the new mil­ (in more ways than one) of both the handbook. OK. That seems Jonathan Keating you are fat and "don't look confused. Wait, does that make with dirt last night. Actually, no Globe Trotters and two mem­ Since Bagnato insisted on re­ (WWF) return to prominence in lennium. WCW has always had Tori Wilson and Kimberly, and interesting enough. He starts by right." Some might argue, sense? I think it does, right? It f don't, learn to take a joke. . bers of the Jackson Five, and Freshman pealing'that there is 'a "spell­ the wrestling world. the talent, and in terms of pure on the October 25 show we saw saying that there is historical ' "Well, I have a 2.5 GPA, and I'm, does, I think. I don't know. God then, one of the better cos­ Then he quotes-another one binding record of the school's The two writers felt they wrestling they were by far the more of this strategy as Kim­ Nothing gives an accurate information about "the school in a'communicatibri major." That damn it; I do not need this tumes, of die night, someone of his friends who is just as. captivating past;'-' I must also re­ needed a challenge, and where superior federation. However, berly and Wilson continued to conurientaryon.coliege life like the handbook. Well what would is pretty impressive. Did you, stress. Figure it out for your­ dressed in a giant milk carton. much the intellectual as the first peat that this is a history of the better to find one than with the they were lacking in the enter­ make their presence known. In the occasional eavesdropping. be the problem with that? This get that 2.5 writing that amaz- self. ,-'.- ; A littielater in the night, I saw a one. He's-discussing-how , buildings oncampus, notof the WWF's struggling rival? So on tainment department. After all, addition to this, we saw the The masses.will actually say prompted me to go and look in row of people lined up relieving people search for information school itself. I know all that de- delight like tube-lasagna; a side October 18, WCW's new ship wrestling has become what we Outsiders face a pair of beauti­ something worthwhile or enter­ the handbook. I discovered that themselves, in the backyard, about the things they get "writ- -> tail must have distracted him, PROPPA!: of tube-garlic bread and a re­ set saU, and for the first time in a now call sports entertainment. ful females in a mock match. taining every so often, so it there is no history of the col­ ; which was because, both bath­ ten up for.'-This senior, Tom but really.-The least he could freshing glass of (tube?)-Tang while it seemed as if they were But the missing ingredient has The two females were escorted pays off topa y attention. While lege, only a brief history of the rooms were eventually closed, Henry, complains that the infpr-. , have done" isiget his facts Pass the mie adorning my plate makes me sali­ sailing on calm seas. The first finally been added to the mix as to the ring by a heavily en­ stumbling through the house, buildings on campus. : v according to several sources. mation'in-the handbook is "all straight.. -•"- * " - -. / vate every time. Wait a minute episode of Nitro under the Russo and Ferrara look to be the dowed porn star named Minka. looking for the garage, I passed The personhe quotes,"*"Senior - ! .; At this.point, I think it is only so detailed.-"? Of course it's de­ - < In-the end I just-want to say ..." actually^ that sounds pretty Russp/Ferrara regime had a icing on the cake. Not only is the female factor by two. girls squatting near the Sensation" Brian Jihgeleski, still - tailed! They^set-forth themies to Whittle! stairs/onebf whom was crying. righfcto thank whatever power how "sorry I am for Mike" and his gross. Maybe some of the non- much faster paced flow and had One advantage the WWF more prevalent, but perhaps the doesn't seem to' have any clue in'such detail so tharwhenyou ...continued from pg. 9 The cry baby; not, much larger that blessed me with the Y chro­ friends. I must say lam surprised advances of this millenium were little to no boring segments. clearly possessed was in the fe­ most popular tag team in wres­ about the contents of the hand­ break the" rules mere are fewer than myself, was confessing her mosome that allows me to stand they madeit this far incollege, Read between the lines; isola­ actually a good thing. Nitro was giving the viewers a male department. They show­ tling history is back on the book even after reading it. The loopholes thus creating the im­ tionism (one of Mr. Buchanan's What lesson do we take from reason to keep watching. scene. The Outsiders, Scott weight dilemma to her anorexic at the bathroom. handbook never mentions who being so easily distracted by cased their female employees possibility of "getting out of it." core "ideals") is racial segrega­ all of this? The new millenium And watch they did. In Hall and Kevin Nash, have re­ looking friend, "I have this; like, Tuscan Groove played on and built Kiernan House. AH the sheet music. Since Mike is the week in and week out dressed He then says how he arid his tion wrapped up in ribbons. brings a world of new opportu­ Russo and Ferrara's debut turned, and they have returned horrible problem controlling my off for a few hours during the book says is that Kiernan House opinion editor, he's probably in outfits that became skimpier girlfriend, Senior Megan Nelson, Perhaps on a lighter subject, I nities, not the least of which are show, their ratings jumped .5 in style. This hilarious duo weight, I feel so huge, its like so night, broken up briefly by state was part of the Bech Estate pur­ the person who approves stuff each as time went on. The scant­ couldn't find the part where it am a little chagrined about the flying cars, no Republicans, and points in just one week. They outdoes themselves each week. depressing," between sobs and troopers complaining about chased by the Marist Brothers - to go in the opinion section.' ily clad women were golden says you can't have candles. I'm fact that food does not.come in plenty of Tang. Let's make it went from an abysmal 2.8 to a On the October 18 show we saw wiping her eyes adding, "You noise ordinances and the line of in 1908. Also the handbook Therefore I can see how it hap­ when it came to ratings. Even a Freshmanand Knew we' re not tubes like many a Soviet cos­ the best millenium of our lives respectable 3.3. Not only did the Outsiders escorted out of have no clue, how terrible this cars parked on the street. They never mentions how many acres pened that this editorial caine to after Sable (Rena Mero) quit the allowed to have" candles and I monaut predicted during the ... or at least of our four years at their ratings jump a hefty sum, the arena only to sneak their is, I feel like so disgusting." - left shortly, changing.nothing. Gartland Commons wasbuflton. be published after all there is no federation and sued the com­ hadn't even read the handbook. cold war. The idea of a culinary Marist. but the WWF's ratings for their ways back in. They ran into nu­ Well, Iguess if I was completely While I did not listen to the Giving him the benefit of the one to watch the watchers. I pany, they moved on and never If they haven't figured it out in Raw program that week dipped merous obstacles, not to men­ shallow and devoid of any in­ band, (I didn'teven realize they doubt, perhaps he was trying to would just like to add one more missed a beat as they elevated four years, then they disserve down from a 5.9 to a 5.4. Once tion being sedated on cough telligence, that would be a were playing until they stopped make a joke but the article does thing that Mike and his friends other females such as Debra, [sic] to get written up. (By the again, Russo and Ferrara have medicine. Hall and Nash com­ pressing concern to me as well, and I noticed the sudden change not even remotely might want to think about. Howdo you get a Communication Internship? Ivory, and Tori. way, Megan and Tom, I don't proven to the world that they mandeered a pair of luchadore wouldn't you agree? in volume) I was told by many reflect the information pre­ Abraham Lincoln once said, 'It Remembering the success of know if you ve figured it out yet have a sense of what the people masks and tried to get by secu­ Finally finding the garage, I ur- that they played well. One es­ sented In the handbook, is better to keep one's mouth these women, Russo and Ferrara but DY stands for Dyson.) want rity. They finally succeeded | gently cut my way through the pecially enthusiastic party-goer Bagnato then tries to be funny You also might like to know shut and be thought a fool than implemented the female aspect ridiculously long line to the bar, The new writers give WCW again and it just may be me but that it took'me less than thirty to open it and remove all of wrestling into their first epi­ ! excusing myself repeatedly as I ..please seeKNVDTSEN, ' the catalyst they need to make ...please see ECW, page 12.. I failed to see the humor. He seconds'to find the section that doubt." sode of Nitro. We saw a lot more i stepped on feet to the left and page 12.. THE CIRCLE THE CIRCLE

NOVEMBER 4, 1999 PAGE 12 OCTOBER 28, 1999 Arts & Entertainment PAGE 13 Misfits CD review RAW Poem of the Week be,'-' Scream! "A "Mother's Day" By S. Miller byMARKDICCIANNI That'70s Show chill runs up your StaffWriter spine/crawls into and made it known that he The Misfits are a legendary your brain/the Let the sky ectib of God's and come to cathartic wanted That '70s Show's dark band that started freezing touch of conclusion that they had timeslot for Futurama. FOX Mandate...with brilliant On TV in 1977, died in the early eight­ fear", and Fiend gave it to him, and That '70s restitution for "our past stripped Mom of her ies, and were resurrected in 1995. Club "We march Show was moved to Monday misdeeds; youth They were originally headed by and we fall, we're with Mike TTiompsm nights at 8 for the summer of , currently the one and for all, Red burning lava con­ They have not nurtured 1999, where two episodes, some singer for the rock group it'sjustevilallthe vulses in the center of Earth so she will not nur­ new episodes (left over from the Danzig, on bass, and time," all of which ture them 1998-99 season) and some re­ earth's core for most of the Misfits existence sound like clas­ peats, were shown. It was here Ant it's coming soon... She shakes and screams The FOX network only has Burkhardt (Mila Kunis), Kelso's Doyle played guitar. When sics Misfits tunes. that That '70s Show started to Fault lines bringing fault and melts to purge her­ two original live-action sitcoms girlfriend; and Fez (Wilmer Glenn left the band the Misfits However, sur­ really become a hit. It consis­ currently on their schedule. Valderrama), the wacky for­ did not play together for thir­ prisingly the to a crashing halt self of this weak species tently garnered higher ratings (Note: I refuse to count the half- eigner that is never afraid to of­ teen years. greatest song of When earth seizures from that murders her animals, than Ally McBeal, which fol­ hour concoction Ally among fer his two cents, no matter how the new album is inside and out - hot bub­ contaminates her blood, lowed the show at 9. Then, for The Misfits went back on the FOX's sitcoms, but more on that misguided those cents may be. not a fast paced the 1999-2000 season, it was road again in 1995 with new bling saliva uncontinuous and spits in her eyes later.) One of the shows, Action, When That '70s Show de­ one. It is the song moved to its third timeslot in little singer, , and new Tidal waves baptizing to And it's coming soon... which has been a ratings loser buted in 1998, it seemed that the Saturday Night, more than a year, Tuesday nights drummer, Dr. Chud. They played wash away our sins Hurricanes that bring the since its debut in September, is adventures of Eric and his which is a dark at 8:30, where it would face some their old favorite songs at this being removed from the lineup friends would make up all of the sounding, slow Mom's coming to make it house down tough competition, such as time and Michale turned out to for November and may not re­ episodes. Luckily, though, the paced tune. It al­ all better according to Mosquitoes on a mission NBC's 3rd Rock from the Sun, be an excellent replacement for turn. In which case, FOX would producers wisely chose to ex­ most sounds like Him and WB's Bujfy the Vampire Glenn Danzig. In 1997; The Mis­ to spread the disease have only one live-action half- pand the show so that Eric's an evil fifties rock Slayer. Despite these odds, fits first new album was released, And the little, men and Floods that bring the hour sitcom, but that would not parents, Red (Kurtwood Smith) though, That '70s Show has named American Psycho. It was Photo courtesy Rachel Schilling SOI7g With the lyf- weather channels to the be too bad, since the lone and Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp), women cried out alike in flourished in its new timeslot. It the same style as their old mu­ Ah! My hair is fabulous, is it not? ics "I'm sitting in sitcoms left would be That '70s would play a part in each epi­ 1'holo iuimc:>y I OX unhnc their most genuine of knees does so despite a weak lead-in sic. They did not try to mod­ the middle), and their Crimson the bedroom, where we used to Show. sode. Over the course of the The cast of FOX's groovy That 70s Show. hearts asking Nuclear winter and oxi­ from the "new" show Ally, which ernize their sound, but still Ghost symbol. sit and smoke cigarettes, now season, the roles of Donna's As the title suggests, That the Forman and the Pinciotti Guide all bestowing generous takes segments from the hour- Michale added a new feel to the Some highlights of the album I'm watching, watching you why...wishing not to die dized corn fields parents, Bob (Don Stark) and '70s Show is set in the decade families are also fun to watch. praise on the show. Most impor­ long Ally McBeal and recycles band with a much spookier and are the songs The Forbidden die." And in response Mom And it's coming soon... Midge, were also expanded. of the 1970s. The main charac­ This does not mean that That tantly, the viewers haven't them in the form of a half-hour melodic voice than Glenn. Zone: "Blasting into outer The Misfits are currently on a Daddy's teaching us a Also, towards the end of the mirrored to them in the ters on the show are six teenag­ '70s Show does not have faults. missed this either. sitcom. The fact that the show is The new album by The Mis­ space/the Planet of the Apes, Halloween tour with GWAR season, Eric's sister Laurie (Lisa sky a reflection of the lesson through Mom's ers. The unofficial leader of the Some jokes fall flat, and the That '70s Show spent its first being touted as original program­ fits, , is no^dis­ Evolutions one hero," Lost in and several other bands. Check Robin Kelly) flunked out of col­ Scripture heavy hand six is Eric Forman (Topher laugh track is very annoying, season located oh Sunday ming represents a new network appointment either. They still Space (a song about the old TV it out if the tour comes around lege and moved back home. The Grace). It is in the basement of very loud, and overused. It nights at 8:30, following The TV low. Fortunately, Ally is do­ have the old-school punk rock show) "Here comes another your way. If you like cool punk Blinded from the volca­ Let the sky echo with the expansion of the supporting Eric's house that the six spend would be wise for the produc­ Simpsons. The show consis­ ing terribly in the ratings. How­ sound, lyrics based on old sci­ mutant suicide-squad/You blast music like Tlie Misfits check out nic ash falling in their Mandate of God characters was a masterful most of their time. The other ers to cut down on the laugh tently retained much of The ever, this has not impacted That ence fiction shows and movies, them out but now your way off my radio show, Mark and eyes, they still could And let us all fall in move. It gave the writers char­ teenagers are: Donna Pinciotti track, or at least lower it a few Simpsons' lead-in audience, and '70s Show too severely, as it con­ their Devilock hair dues (which course," Dust to Dust "Mother, Adam's Moshpit, on WMCR, acters to write about rather than read, "Eye for an repentence of our past (LauraPrepon), Eric's next-door decibels. However, every show became the first. live-action sistently builds .stronglyj on the is one piece of hair which Father answer me/your soulless 88.1 from 5-7 PM every Tues­ the teenagers. Also, Kurtwood eye...tooth for a tooth" misdeeds... neighbor and love interest; has flaws, and That '70s Show sitcom to "follow The Simpsons ,audience.for Ally..Sure,.with a stretches down their faces in son/your thing that should not day. Smith is a great actor, and the Steven Hyde (Danny has proverrto bea very good ~- and ~still~da" weU'iri" theTatings"' stronger lead-in, That'70s Show emphasis of his role can only Masterson), the serious and show despite these flaws. The since, well, ever. However, Matt could be doing even better, but be a good thing. The adven­ hard-edged member of the critics have not missed this fact, Groening, creator of The what counts is that it is still a hit tures of the six teenagers are fun FOXNET STS group; the dim-witted Michael with magazines such as Enter­ Simpsons, had a new animated show, and justifiably so. to watch, and the adventures of Kelso (Ashton Kutcher); Jackie tainment Weekly, US, and TV sitcom, Futurama, debuting, 10 CJEJVTS A MINUTE LONG DISTANCE WCW: Making a comeback deserve a shot. This is also a CALLS ...continued from page 11 clever way to almost start from Quote of the Week scratch in terms of who they and attacked Goldberg in nor­ think should be top mal Outsiders fashion. contenders. "Of all the things that wisdom pro­ • With all of these things go-. "This is just the be­ ing for WCW you would think vides for living one's entire life in it is only a matter of time before ginning wrestling they become the top federation fans, and this a great once again. But the WWF still happiness, the greatest by far is the time to be a wrestling has a few tricks up their sleeves. Not only do they al­ possession of friendship." fan. The only thing ready have an established fan to do now is sit back, base, hugely popular talent like Knowing when to make calls is your key to relax, and enjoy » The Rock and Stone Cold Steve - Epicurus Austin, and an extensive sup­ ply of female employees to "SAVINGS" They also partook in one of flaunt, but they pulled out their KNUDTSEN: the funniest segments in Nitro secret weapon on the October Fear? Loathing? history in the mock match at the 25 edition of Raw. October 25 show, but they also Arguably the most popular Poughkeepsie? Within NYState, call after 11PM weekdays and 5:00PM cost Goldberg a crushing defeat and successful faction in WWF at the hands of a gimpy Bret history reformed, Degeneration ...continued from page 11 Friday — 4:55>PM Sunday, for only 10 cents a minute. Hart. This was only Goldberg's X reunited and is set to wreak second loss of his career. havoc on all who try to get in said. "Yo they were so Weekday evenings is only 13 cents a minute. WCW has been criticized in their way. The WWF obviously awesonic.liow did my shirt get the past for giving the spotlight realizes that they now have to soaked, and who's number is to their older wrestlers and hold­ step it up a notch to make sure this on my hand?" Obviously ing the younger guys down. WCW doesn't jump right back someone who's opinion should Outside of NY State, call all weekend for only 12 cents a Russo and Ferrara are looking into the driver's seat in the be taken into account. minute. Evenings after 7:00PM, Monday — Friday, 16 cents a to change this as well. After ratings war. Some time later, I slumped into Goldberg defeated Sting in an This is just the beginning a couch in one of the back minute* impromptu match at Halloween wrestling fans, and this is a rooms, watching as one of the Photo courtesy Fear and Loathing online. Havoc, he was awarded the great time to be a wrestling fan. hosts chased someone out the Johnny Depp has a decidely Knudtsen-esque Loathing. heavyweight title belt However, Both federations are set to do door, waving a bloody thumb. shriek and the possibility of be­ mary I can provide for the night, it was a non-title match-up, so battle, and for the first time in a Hope your thumb is better, ing struck with the cane. as far as what I can remember. And REMEMBER...you receive a 10% DISCOUNT on your total bill. on Nitro the belt was vacated while, they seem to be on a level Frank. Around the same time, A short time later was I'd say "I apologize" for any­ and a 32 man tournament has playing field. Each federation the cane wielding door keeper the boot incident mentioned thing I don't recall doing but I already been started to crown a has upped the ante, and now sitting to the right of me af­ prior, as well as the sight of one will not because I really don't If you have any questions on the telephone service, we're in Donnelly new and undisputed champion. the stage has been set. The fronted whoever passed rowdy partier lighting a hang­ care to, if I did it, it must have Russo and Ferrara are using only thing to do now is sit back, through the back door. She ing troll on fire. Some people been funny at the time and nights 241, or call x4400. this tourney to elevate some of relax and enjoy the sports en­ drastically cut down the pass­ just don't like trolls. That was like this are meant for a good time the younger guys they think tertainment. ing traffic, many fearing her pretty much the closest sum- for all. 'Nuffsaid. /__ FOXNET STS STAFF : THE CIRCLE THE.-CIRCLE NOVEMBER 4, 1999 PAGE .14- NOVEMBER 4, 1999 PAGE 15

**&-: wmmmmmmmmmmmm::iM RUGBY : Marist wins Cross Country performs well at MAAC's ..%<•.::•>•:>/• byMKEFERRARO by CLAY NORMS :;:*•-<:•:' .X':V#:';£r Led by junior Greg Salamone, Bronx. It is one of the oldest Contrary to common misinter­ someone must run well in his or StaffWriter New York Metropolitan who has been the team's top five-milers in the country. pretations, cross-country is her place, hence die concept of Witii die NBA season upon Van Exel a long-term contract toward playoff time. It was a happy Old Hallows runner in every race this year, "We knew what it (Van very/much a team-oriented team; ; us, I give to you my predictions was a wise decision. Sacramento - widi the Jason Eve as the Marist College men's and his eighth-place time of Cortland) was going to be like sport. Often times one relies on Colaizzo stresses this and as to what the future holds for Vancouver - Shareef Abdur- Williams/Chris Webber show, Tournament at Rutgers cross country team ran to a third 26.24.02, the Red Foxes nipped coming in," Colaizzo said. "I teammates for motivation to prides himself in having a deep the Western Conference, in or­ Rahim is die best player who die Kings are die most exciting place finish in the Metro Atlan­ Rider by a score of 102-121. just told my guys to run hard wake up at six in the morning to squad. , der of projected finish. gets die least publicity. Added team in the league to watch. ...continued from pg.16 MIDWESTDIVISION deptii by trading Steve Francis. Additions of Nick Anderson tic Athletic Conference Also running well were sopho­ but in control. It starts out very run ten miles. "Our strengdi is in numbers," Rugby is split into two 40- (MAAC) championship meet more Mike Nehr and freshman fast with a long straight stretch Meets consist of a five-mile he said. "One guy goes down, San Antonio - may not have The Mike Bibby-Michael and Tyrone Corbin were good. "It felt amazing. Sean Elliott, but Tim Duncan is Dickerson backcourt will be Could finish higher if Williams minute halves. Like football, last Sunday. Jamal Padgett. and ends with a hill, so it takes a sprint in any type of inclement another picks him up." Nothing is better than the NBA's best player right worth, watching, but die Griz­ shoots consistently and the each start off with a kickoff, Although lona walked away On the women's side, Marist complete runner to do well weather. Neither 90-degree heat Marist has one more race left : now. David Robinson is back, zlies still have a long way to go. team plays solid defense. where the ball is placed in the when a team can with the title, head coach Pete tied for a first-place finish with there." nor torrential downpours stop tiiis fall, and it will need to be a and Sariiaki Walker and Terry middle and one team kicks to the Colaizzo, in his ninth year at the Manhattan. The Foxes had four The Red Foxes have been these scantly clad men from team more than ever in the Dallas - Michael Finley and Golden State - improved last come together and Porter were shrewd off-season other. helm, said he was pleased with runners in die top 15, including training hard all season. Each trudging up punishing hills, NCAA Northeast qualifier race Gary Trent are about all this team season, and Antawn Jamison is play the way we did. » acquisitions. has going for it. Don Nelson primed for a breakout year. Ad­ The objective is to carry the the performance. LizaGrudzinski. team member runs an average ^over tree stumps, around boul­ at Franklin Park in Boston on ball past the opponent's goal "I expected us to finish third The sophomore, who was of 60 to 70 miles each week, and ders or dirough greasy mud pits. Nov. 13. Houston - look for a strong may be die first coach to get dition of Mookie Blaylock is an year in Charles Barkley's finale. fired this year. upgrade over last year's Bimbo line, or kick it through his goal Billy Stanton and we finished diird," Colaizzo named MAAC Most Outstand­ as much as 80 or 90 for some of A team's top five finishers The Foxes will be competing posts. said. ing Runner for the women, won the veterans. score.points.for a cross-coun­ against other top Division I Kelvin Cato, acquired in the PACIE1CDIVISION Coles/Tony Delk/Mugsy Marist rugby Pippen deal, is an excellent shot- Bogues trio. In rugby there are 15 players In the 18-year history of the for the second consecutive Despite not having a home try team. Their places are added teams in New England and New Portland-die league's deepest blocker. The Rockets' future per side. This is divided into MAAC championships, lona year, covering the 3.15-mile course to train on, the team ^together at die end of a race to York, including cross-country team improved in die off-season Seattle - Gary Payton is out­ lies in the hands of Steve eight forwards and seven backs. player has scored a try. He is has won the event 14 times. course in 18.47.51. finds plenty of places to run. reach a final team, score.: For powerhouses Dartmouth, by adding Scottie Pippen, Steve standing, but what about the Francis, my pick for Rookie of The forwards have to try and given a chance to kick die ball The Foxes' goal going into the Teammate Heather Perrine fin­ They often make their way north, example, if the five Marist run­ Providence, Boston University, Smith and Detlef Schrempf. rest of die team? Made signifi­ me Year. get the ball, so they are all die between the opponent's goal meet was to beat Rider because ished second. past the Culinary Institute of ners finish one through five, Boston College and MAAC Their bench includes Schrempf, cant off-season changes, but Utah - their best shot at a ones getting smashed while post, which is worth another two me Broncs defeated Marist ear­ The even was held at Van America, and into the wooded men the score would be 15. champion lona, who is also Rasheed Wallace, Greg An­ will BrentBarry, Vernon Maxwell, championship came and left last shoving and kicking. points lier this fall. Cortland course, located in the areas of Hyde Park. If a top runner has an off day, ranked eighdi in die nation. thony and the improving Horace Grant and Greg Foster season. Karl Malone, John Jermaine O'Neal and Bonzi help? If not, expect coach Paul The backs try to run die ball A drop-goal is when a player, Stockton, and Jeff Hornacek are Wells. Should win 60 games, Westphal to be fired. upfield and score. This is usu­ instead of trying to score a try, What's on Tap? all a year older. Losing Shandon and could lead the league in Los Angeles Clippers - widi ally done by set plays, where kicks the ball between the Red Foxes travel to Orlando Football 11/6©Fairfield . • ~ Anderson to Houston hurts al­ W's. Lamar Odom, Derek Anderson they have designated plays to opponent's goal post in the Men's Soccer 11/2-7 @ MAAC Champions in Orlando, Fla. most as much as adding Olden Phoenix r Their off-season and Maurice Taylor, diey may run in order to "trick" the oppo­ middle of a play. His team is Women's Soccer 11/5 vs. Loyola @ Fairfield 6:00 p.m. Polynice. changes were geared toward be interesting to watch. Will nent. There is one important awarded three points for a drop- for MAAC Championships Volleyball 11/5 vs. StonyBrook @ Harvardlnvitational5:00p.m Minnesota - no Joe Smitii or atiileticism, widi the additions Michael Olowokandi continue rule: die ball can only be thrown goal. . - 11/6 vs Harvard @ Harvard Invitational 10:00"a.m. Dean Garrett to open die sea­ of Penny Hardaway, Rodney to develop? backwards or parallel to your So with that understanding goal. byPETERPALMIERI 11/6 vs. Dartmoutii @ Harvard Invitational 1:00 p.m. son, but Kevin Garnett is as Rogers and first-round pick The playoffs will consist of die you can go to the next rugby StaffWriter 11/9 homevs.Seton Hall 7:00 p.m. "/* ~'\ good as ever. Had an excellent Shawn Marion. Jason Kidd is same eight teams as last year: A team can score in three game, which is this weekend on Men's Tennis. 11/4^5 Rolex Tournament @ Princeton 11:00 a.m. draft widi Wally Szczerbiak and. emerging as the top point guard Portland, San Antonio, ways: a try, conversion or goal. the North Field, as Marist com­ After defeating Siena and Women's Tennis 11/6-7 JTA Regional (timeT.B.A.) "... William Avery. Keep an eye on in me league. Phoenix, Houston, die LA Lak­ A try is when the player of one petes for the first time in the playing to a tie against St. center Radoslav Nesterovic. Los Angeles Lakers - die tran­ ers, Utah, Sacramento and Min­ team manages to carry the ball Northeast Rugby Union play­ Peter's, the Marist College Denver - an improving team. sition to die triangle offense will nesota. over the opponent's goal line offs. men's soccer team finished me The Nuggets have a solid take time, and tiiey looked lost Again, look for a Portland-San and is rewarded five points, plus Take this article with you to regular season at 12-5-1 head­ frontcourt with . Antonio at,times in die preseason. Kobe Antonio conference finals a chance to convert. the game for reference while you ing into the Metro Atlantic ;A conversion occurs after a support your Red Foxes. .McDycssi7.a,:h'ealthx,7_Raef=: ^Wrymt^ihjury^0dnot help mat- - rnatch--.up,~where...ther.Spurs Athletic Conference (MAAC) LaFrentz and Ron Mercer It re-" ters."'Expect" the LakerV'to start emerge victorious, this time in Championship Tournament in mains to be seen if giving Nick slowly and gather momentum six games. Orlando. The Red Foxes started last week widi a 5-2 record in the MAAC, but looked to improve The Rat Responds on their third-place standing by KYLE WOOD heading into its last two con­ ference games of the season. The lockout is over and, as The Nets have a lot of talent good team, but tiiey are aging Last Wednesday the Foxes result, the season has 82 games with Stephon Marbury, Keith quickly. hosted conference foe Siena. and not 50. Van Horn and Kerry Kitties, but The Hawks got rid of their The Saints started the scoring No longer will teams be forced until they get die heart and soul starting backcourt, Steve Smidi when Andrew Dunton scored to play three games in three of tiieir team back, Jay son Will­ and Mookie Blaylock, for Isiah off a pass from Paul Ciovacco. nights. The NBA as we used to iams, they will struggle. Rider, not a very smart move. However, Marist evened the . know it is back, of course with- The Sixers have Allen Iverson, The Pistons lost Joe Dumars score when Brian Karcz netted out Michael. a potential MVP candidate and and failed to improve them­ a goal off assists from Steve A changing of the guard be­ this years scoring champion. selves. It will be a long year for Murk and Richard Bradley. gan last year and it will continue Once tiiey overcome some inju­ Grant Hill, for he will be the work­ Murk added the game winner well into die next millennium, for ries from the preseason, they horse in Detroit. Photo courtesy Leeartn McNaJIy off a pass from Thomas there is no dominant team. will be a solid club. The Toronto Raptors and die The women's rugby team has yet to lose this season Mullowney. Although there is no one In die Central Division die Milwaukee Bucks are each a Chad McDonald made 12 squad diat clearly separates it­ Cleveland Cavaliers will reign year away from joining the play­ saves in the 2-1 victory. self, there are a lot of good supreme. They have Brevin off parade. Both teams have a Marist women's rugby Head coach Bobby Herodes teams, starting widi die Miami Knight at point and a trimmer lot of good young talent, but was pleased with the win. Heat. Shawn Kemp. The Cavs also just not a lot of experience. "Siena is a very solid team," Last year die Heat suffered drafted wisely in selecting The most exciting player in the continues dominance Herodes said. "We rebounded perhaps the most unlucky Andre Miller and Trajan league will be Vince Carter of the byJEFFDAHNCKE 19-5 earlier tiiis year. well from the two loses to Co­ bounce -in the history of die Langdon. Raptors. Sports Editor "New Paltz is our biggest ri­ lumbia and Colgate (the only NBA. But die Heat are back diis But the most important thing Finally the only bright spot for val," Becky Strunk said. "We back-to-back loses of the sea­ year, adding Otis Thorpe to go diat the Cavs decided to do was the Bulls will be Elton Brand, the The Marist women's rugby were kind of nervous but we son)." _ . , Photo couittsy Carlisle Stockton along widi Zo, Tim Hardaway to open their game up and run number one draft pick, for he is team remained unbeaten this came together as a team and Three days later Marist trav­ Brian Karcz thinks the Foxes have a good chance to win. and P.J.Brown . die ball more. By running the die only reason to go see a Bulls weekend, as the Foxes captured played our hearts out." eled to St. Peter's to take on die Herodes said he is excited die tournament, adding diat ev­ The nemesis of die Heat, die ball more, tiieir athletic displays game this year. Look for Chi­ the New York Metropolitan Leigh Murray scored in each Peacocks. In a hard fought about the tournament. ". eryone needs to bring tiieir best Knicks, are also very stacked. will finally be displayed unlike cago to once again garner the Championship at Vassar Col­ game. Amanda Parrillo scored battle, the teams played to a 1- "Based on die season that we game for every game. However, two problems arise.' the days of Mike Fratello. •'".-' most lottery balls. lege. twice against Vassar, while Sa­ 1 tie after two overtime periods. had, the expectations are self- "We have a very good chance Can Sprewell and Houston The otiier intriguing team in The playoff teams from the Marist is now a perfect 6-0 on rah Giffune got into tiie scoring Thomas Hunt netted die only imposed," he said. "Being to win this," Karcz said. "We've coexist on the court togetiier, this division is the Charlotte Eastern Conference are the die season, and ranked number act also. Katie Wenthen scored goal for SL Peter's off assists where we are in die season, the seen every team and we feel diat and will Patrick Ewing follow . Hornets, even tiiough tiiey did l)Miami Heat, 2)Cleveland one in the Metropolitan New in the New Paltz game. from Chris Chmura and Javier expectations are high." we can beat every team. We're David Robinson's lead and take not make die playoffs last year. Cavaliers, 3)New York Knicks, York Union. Having won this weekend, Gonzales. With only five min­ Despite having a first round not used to being die favorite, a lesser role oh offense? They will have an entire year of 4)Charlotte Hornets, 5)Indiana The Foxes won apair of games Marist advanced to the North­ utes remaining, Patrick McCall bye, die Foxes will have to win but we are one of die favorites If die Knicks can overcome Eddie . Jones and Elden Pacers, 6)PhiIadelphia 76ers, last Saturday on their way to the east Championships, which will scored the equalizer for Marist three games in four days, which and we're ready to accept tiie these two problems tiiey will be Campbell, who both will im­ 7)Atlanta Hawks and 8) Detroit title. be held at the University of from Murk and Josh Van. is extremely difficult for any team challenge." die team out of die Eastern Con- prove tiiis team immensely. Pistons. Marist entered with the top Massachusetts at Amherst in Carlos DeBrito made nine according to Herodes. He said The tournament gets under­ ferencej odierwise it will be Mi­ They compliment solid play­ The two teams diat will fight seed in the four team field. two weeks. Seedings will be saves in the tie, which gave die tournament will come down way for Marist today. The Red ami. ers in Andiony Mason, Bobby for die right to go to the NBA First was a 22-0 victory over based on each team's statistics. Marist a 6-2-1 record in the to discipline, deptti in a team's Foxes will take on Canisius in The rest of die Atlantic Divi­ Phils and rookie Baron Davis. finals are the Miami Heat and Vassar, followed up by a 10-5 "We're looking to go out and MAAC, good enough for a first bench and luck. their first step on their quest sion is very weak. The Magic, Otiier dian these two teams, die New York Knicks, widi the win over New Paltz. It was tiieir have fun and play a fundamen­ round bye in the conference Also, Karcz said focus will be toward becoming the 1999 * Celtics and Wizards will enter die the rest of the Central is not in­ Heat advancing to the NBA second victory over New Paltz tal game of rugby, and be happy championships. key to die success of Marist in MAAC champions. lottery. ". ••-... triguing. The Pacers are^till a Championship. this season, as they beat them we made it this far," Strunk said. Stat of the Week Quote of the Week I The football team was held THE CIRCLE "As a team, this year we | to just 92 yards of total have more potential than offense Saturday against we did last year" - Larry I Lafayatte. VanWagner, men's swim coach NOVEMBER 4, 1999 PAGE 16 Men's rugby completes perfect season

byRYANMARAZITI Sacred Heart to advance. StaffWriter Marist outscored their oppo­ nents in the regular season 311- 30 (+281) with victories over The Marist men's rugby team Drew (71-3), Hofstra (105-5) and beat Columbia 43-0 to win The Columbia (36-5). Their closest New York Metropolitan Tourna­ contest was against Sacred ment at Vassar College this past Heart back on Oct. 10, which the weekend. ,. Red Foxes won 14-8. Marist rolled over and The top-seeded Red Foxes outscored their opponents by capped a magical season with incredulous margins as they an undefeated record, the first have done all season long, with ever in school history for rugby. a fine balance between strong It was also the first time the back players and an experienced Rugby team won the New York and well-skilled back line. Metropolitan Division H crown, The first course on Sunday's allowing the Red Foxes to ad­ Photo courtesy Rich Gallo menu for Marist was Montclair. vance to the Northeast Rugby Men's rugby has outscored its opponents by a combined margin of 311-30 this season. Marist hammered them 42-9 Union playoffs. back on Oct. 17 at home on the Scoring for Marist in the tour- • Ten of Marist's 15 starting recognized as a varsity sport in "They paid for our hotel accom­ North Field. nament.was led by regular sea­ players were seniors this year. America. modations which helped us out Wing Billy Stanton said the son scoring leaders Andrew Dave Sciascia said the win was As a club sport, however, it a lot. If we didn't stay over night team came out ready to beat Gibbons/and Brian Higgins. particularly sweet for him and has adopted similar structures we would have had to get up fourth "seeded Montclair for the Also adding tries were Matt senior captain Dan Conigliara. as that of the NCAA with its own real early, but instead we were second time this season. Salegna, Dave Spinato, Andy "Me and Dan are the only two conferences and divisions. able to save our energy and "We were possessed when we Demers; Jeff Antenucci and who have been here for four Without the national recogni­ come out well-rested." years," Sciascia said. "We tion, the teams rely on them- got out on the field," Stanton Mike Sher. 1 Rugby is not a mainstream said. "We were readyt o roll over Stanton said everyone on the made it to the tournament our selves for all scheduling, statis­ sport like basketball or football, them." field was responsible for the freshman year but we came in tics and travel. so many are unfamiliar with the And roll they did, to a con­ victory. fourth place. We were lucky we Stanton said the team was play. Here is a quick course on vincing 60-7 thrashing to ad­ "It felt amazing," Stanton said. had enough guys to get it done thankful for the college's sup­ Rugby 101. vance the Red Foxes to the "Nothing is better than when a this time." port. championship round to face team can come together and play Rugby at Marist is a club "Marist was really supportive ...please see RUGBY, pg. 15 Columbia, who had defeated the way we did." sport. In fact, Rugby is not even of our team," Stanton said. *?»y * fj-^y^h. ^ * Red Foxes falter against strong Lafayette defense byPATRICKKEMPF This time Lafayette utilized the StaffWriter passing game to move the ball downfield. Marist College fell to defeat at Quarterback Harry Armstrong "We played a good, the hands of Lafayette Satur­ (13-21-172, 1 Int.) connected physical football day, 38-13, in a non-league con­ with Phil Yarberough twice for test at Fisher Field in Easton, big gains on the drive. game. Unfortunately Penn. Tuma capped off the drive we made too many The Leopards coupled a domi­ once again, this time with a two- mental mistakes." nant defense mat allowed the yard run over the left side. Red Foxes only 92 yards of to­ Brecht's extra point made it 14-0 tal offense with the three rush­ with 8:38 left in the opening Jim Parady ing touchdown performance of quarter. head coach Brian Tuma (24 carries, 115 yd.) Marist responded with an im­ to roll to the victory. . pressive 7 play, 63-yard drive of Marist is now 4-4 on the sea­ their own, cutting the Lafayette son, while Lafayette improved lead in half. Fistner recovered at the Red Fox to 3-5. -After me running of Miguel 19-yard line. Pinto cuuifcsy Carlisle Stockton Head coach Jim Parady offered Reyes moved Marist to the From there Armstrong found Courtney Gutt and the Red .Foxes play Loyola on Friday. his thoughts in a post-game Lafayette 30-yard line, quarter­ Stewart Kupfer wide open in the press conference. back Kevin Chartrand found back of the end zone to cap a six "We played a good physical Chris Price for a 26-yard gain to play, 19-yard scoring drive. football game," he said. "Un­ the Leopard 4-yard line. - - Brecht's extra point made it 24-7 fortunately we made too many - A roughing-the-passer pen­ Lafayette with 3:44 left in the Women find way into mental mistakes, along with the alty moved Marist two yards opening half. fact that during the second half closer, then Steve Weidl scored Lafayette left no doubt at the MA AC championships we didn't get started early on the ensuing play. Zaccheo's start of the second half, scoring enough, something we needed extra point madeit 14-7 with4:05 touchdowns on its first two pos­ to do." left in the first quarter. sessions with a fumble recov­ byJEFFDAKNCKE The Foxes will play Loyola Sports Editor Lafayette wasted no time in However that would be as ery in the end zone by Joe Luke Friday evenmg"at Fairfield Uni4, setting the tone for the game. close as the Red Foxes would and then Tuma's third score of The Marist women's soccer \em^{0iliifl ._ /^-,.; jf Darnell Azeez returned Richard get the rest of the way as theday. team has proved that it reallyj s Marist. usedVdouble^ver-' Zaccheo's opening kickoff 61 Lafayette ran off 24 unanswered Tuma's four-yard run made limethrillerover Siena last Sat­ not oyer until it's dyer. - ~;r,« yards to the Marist 31-yard line. points before Marist responded the score 38-7 with 4:33 left in After starting the season with­ urday to qua|Jfy,fbr the tourney. Four plays later, Tuma found with a touchdown late in the the third period. * *'Jenny Shanks netted the out "a win in their first .twelve the end zone from seven yards third period. Marist managed to put to­ game-winrierafter 109 minutes games," the Red Foxes closed out out over die right side to give After a Brecht 40-yard filed gether a. nine play, 47-yard scor­ of playing time". the year by winning fiveo f their the Leopards the early lead. goal made it 17-7 Lafayette, and ing drive, finishedof f by Reyes' last six Metro Atlantic Athletic "We-deserved to win," said Martin Brecht's extra point consecutive punts by both 22-yard touchdown run. The Conference (MAAQ matchups. senior captain Carie Pluff. "We made it 7-0 with 13:16 left in the teams, Marist took over at their extra point was failed to close The,late-season rally was are one of .the better teams in first period. own 16-yard line with 7:31 left the scoring at 38-13 in favor of good enough to jive Marist'the the conference. . . - ^ After the Red Foxes went in the half. Lafayette. third seed in the upcoming con­ "We believe in ourselves and three-and-out, Lafayette took On second down, Reyes The Red Foxes will be in ac­ ference tournament. --' , ' • that's what'makes us strong.". over on their own 37-yard line. fumbled and Lafayette's John tion Saturday at Fairfield.