Wed., Feb. 27, 1974 U . S . R O L E B E G I N S L E V E R T O N S E R I E S

Wed., Feb. 27, 1974

U. S. Role Begins

Leverton Series

By DAVID S. MICHELSON & down into three segments—mil­ DAVID R. BROUSELL itary, economic and political. The "The new role of the United economic and military is very States in the world" was the strong but the political aspect topic of discussion of a most is very weak at this time be­ distinguished panel, at the first cause of a lack of credibility. of the Leverton Lecture Series Anthony Lewis, New York of the semester, on Feb. 19 in Times columnist, carried this Fairleigh Dickinson University Becton Auditorium. idea one step further by saying Teaneck, New Jersey The first question asked by "there is a lack of consensus in Volume 14, No. 17 Moderator Lester Markel, for­ the Country today," there is no mer Sunday editor of the New political agreement on common York Times, "Is the United goals. States still a strong conutry?" Renowned journalist Harrison Dr. Nasarollah Fatemi, Di­ Salisbury, also fromer Associate rector of the Graduate Institute Editor of the New York Times, of Int'l Studies broke the answer stated that the national mood is one of rapproachment and with Drifters Dynamite the balance of nuclear power being a formidable considera­ tion. Representing the Republican At Greaser Night sector, David MacEachron, Vice Presiednt of the Council on For­ eign Affairs, pointed out the By K. J. KOZAK When the Belmonts concluded steps taken in foreign policy by their gig no one was any the the political leadership of Nixon In an atmosphere where grass sadder since they really "ate the and Kissinger in the opening of was something you walked on rag." Russia and China. He went on and smack was what your moth­ At 11:30 the three groups to say that the 'Nixon Doctrine' er gave you for acting like a were gone, subjecting those re­ is really just a loose notion. He jerk, Greaser Night in the SUB maining to ninety minutes of further voiced the opinion that cafeteria was replete with gobs disc blasts from the past. It was the United States supports of Brylcream and leather jack­ unfortunate that the groups "hopeless foreign aid programs." ets, beside the greasy vibes couldn't have been spaced out All agreed the Wilsonian Doc­ bouncing off the walls. Over further instead of being cram­ trine of 'making the world safe 400 greasers in all sizes, colors med together like railroad tene­ THE LEVERTON LECTURE series had such journalists as for Democracy is just an illusion and shapes showed up for the ments in Astoria, Queens. Harrison Salisbury, Anthony Lewis and David MacEachron and that national interest should moldy, oldy festival that fea- Floating about the cafeteria, discuss the role of the U. S. guide foreign policy. Salisbury added that our for­ eign policy system is based on Tuition Rise Expected complete cynicism. He continued saying that the balance of pow­ This is a message to the students. In no way do we intend er issue was generally misun­ this piece to be objective, but Tarrevir feels that the subject derstood and that morality is important enough to the entire student body for us to air our played no role in international feelings. relations. Tarrevir hay been reporting that each week the Board of Fatemi pointed out that the problem with our foreign policy JUST A BUNCH of has-been greasers. Trustees would be meeting to finally vote on a tuition in­ crease. Each week the Board has cancelled the meeting be­ is that it is not clearly defined tured the Drifters and the Bel­ occasionally detecting a whiff of cause they could not get a quorum or some other reason. and not made palatible to the monts. The SUB cafeteria was the Evil Weed, this greasy Wop Another meeting is scheduled for today, February 27 on the citizenry. "You must be able to simply a dandy arena for the hop (sorry Mom) had a damn matter. Because of agreements made in previous years be­ sell foreign policy back to the since the cafe is notoriously near rough time identifying tween the students and the administration, a decision must be people and it must be based on famous for grease; on the walls, friends and acquaintences. Some rendered and made public by March 1 in order to enable principle." in the food and coating one's looked like former hoodlums students to have ample time meeting increased costs. The session concluded with a stomach. from my Teaneck High days consciencious plea by Dr. Fatemi while others could pass for mem­ Unfortunatly, the students at FDU should expect an in­ for a complete reformation of Amdist Bazooka Bubble Gum crease. In keeping with past increases, it appears that a $4 and caustic soda the filler band, bers of the Seven Skulls in Up­ the educational system in Amer­ town Manhattan. per undergraduate credit rise in tuition will be the minimum. ica. The problem with our lead­ Zit, Blemish and Hotrod, per­ Our last tuition increase was in the Fall of 1972, sending the formed. This group, desperately Sacking out that night with ership today is that the men in rate to its present $63 per credit. Last year, another increase power were educated back in Fifties in their leather jackets bubble gum on my suede boots was voted down but students were told then that the university the 1930's and they approach trying to imitate the age of the and soda on my shirt, while feel­ probably could not hold the rate for longer than one year. and glued down hair, sounded ing no pain, my mind wandered today's problems with the men­ like a country bumpkin group back to those chaotic days when Tarrevir fislly expects to report any tuition increase and tality of the 1930's. We must from Gomersville, Arkansas. I, too, was a teenager in love. its ramifications next week. But we give fair warning — educate our youth today to deal The Zit Band was just awful students starting looking for some extra money. with tomorrows problems. with their pathetic imitations of Johnny Cash (they had their Green Named own buffoon, Johnny Rash), the Big Bopper and Elvis. The Zit Acting Veep Band also parodied the "Hey Dr. Joseph Green has been Jerry, What's the Story," ad on named Acting Vice President channel 9. To be expected, the for Academic Affairs of Fair­ pus ridden Zits were just as leigh Dickinson University. Dr. coarse and vulgar as the clown Green assumes the post prev­ on TV. iously held by Dr. Jerome M. After a brief intermission Pollack who has recently been Greaser Night started to roll named as Acting President of with the fabulous Drifters. The the University. Drifters performed their im­ He has been with the Univer­ mortal hits: "Under the Board­ sity, primarily stationed at the walk" and "Up on the Roof" as Rutherford campus, for nearly well as their own unique rendi­ two decades. Last spring, Dr. tions of "White Christmas and Green was appointed Associate "We've Only Just Begun." For Vice President for Academic Af­ almost an hour the Drifters fairs while also serving as Dean transformed the bubble-blowing of the Samuel J. Sibberman Col­ crowd into a frenzied, howling lege of Business Administration. mob. The Drifters were dynamite In his new post, Dr. Green as­ as three roaring encores lucidly serts that "the private sector of verified. higher education has much to The Belmonts. without Dion, offer but wil be diluted unless were an empty shell of what we make a concerted effort to they once. were. To a less enthus­ capitalize our resources. We iastic crowd, the Belmonts per­ shall have to maximize our fa­ formed their famed hits: "Run cilities and manpower if we are THIS SECURITY GUARD has been seen parked in this fire zone more than once. Around Sue," "Lonely Teen­ to be able to offer the kind of Apparently he has been warned but to no avail. Hopefully this offender will stop such ager," and "Teenager In Love." education our citizens need," flagrant violation of the law. D»7*»2 TARREVIR STUDENT ACTIVITIES Wednesday, February 27, 1974

congress By PATTY McNALLY Robert Chananie, was elected Vice-President of Student Con­ gress last week. Upon the resig­ nation of Greg Glasgow as Pres­ ident two weeks ago, Marty Kal­ bach then became President. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1974 Greg's resignation at that meet­ 4:00 p.m. Student Congress Multi-Purpose ing was not accepted, but as 5:00 p.m. Omega Sigma Assembly far as Greg was concerned it 8:00 p.m. Creative Dramatics stood as written. 7:30 p.m. Delta Gamma Meeting Room 3 Marty Kalbach, Jeff Cohen, and Steve Trombetti have met THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1974 with Dean Silver of the Business 10:00 a.m. Commuter Council Library Theater College and several local busi­ 2:00 p.m. Newman Club Prayer Meeting Chapel nessmen to familiarize the busi­ nessmen with students from 4:00 p.m. College Coordinating Council Portnoy's Complaint Meeting Multi-Purpose FDU. There will be another 7:30 p.m. IBSL Reading Room meeting on March 14. The Parking Committee has February 28, March 1 & 2 FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1974 allocated five spaces at the south 2:00 p.m. FDU Grievance Committee Assembly Room end of campus to students in­ Friday & Saturday - 8 & 10:30 P.M. 5:00 p.m. Hillel Multi-Purpose volved in Student Government. 8:00 p.m. Hillel Assembly Room They are Barbara Valentino, Sunday At 9:00 P.M. 8:00 and 10:30 p.m. SUB movie — Mark Hoffman, Debbie Spano, "Portnoy's Complaint" Multi-Purpose Gary Burns, and Larry Delsen. A new mandatory food plan SATURDAYI, MARCH 2, 1974 will go into effect September, 515 p.m. Sunday Mass Chapel 1974 for all freshmen. At a re­ WANTED! 8:00 and 10:30 p.m. SUB movie — cent Food Services Committee "Portnoy's Complaint" Multi-Purpose meeting, two options were de­ cided upon. The first plan costs Anyone Interested In Working On A T.V. SUNDAY, MARCH 3, 1974 $275 for 15 meals each week and 7:00 p.m. Hillel Dramatic Workshop Assembly Room the second costs $375 for 19 Production Crew. 9:00 p.m. SUB movie — meals a week. In the cafeteria "Portnoy's Complaint" Multi-Purpose it may be all you can eat and NEEDED: Writers, "Personalities", And the Snack Bar will be open 8 MONDAY, MARCH 4, 1974 a.m. to 12 a.m. for sandwiches Technicians and people who are willing to 2:00 p.m. Board of Comptrollers Assembly Room and snacks. 4:00 p.m. Women's Center Assembly Room A motion to change the locks spend time working & learning. 7:00 p.m. Union Board Meeting Multi-Purpose in the Amateur Radio Shack was 7:00 p.m. ZBT Meeting Room 1 passed. The club is upset be­ Sign up with JOE TANIS in the Student Union 8:00 p.m. Hillel — A Free University Assembly Room cause they cannot use the facili­ TUESDAY, MARCH 5, 1974 ties. Als'o from ICC President, Building, Audio-Visual. Quique Sandler came another 10:00 a.m. Appeals Board Assembly Room motion that AVA be responsible ject of the second motion, as it donw at the Student Union 2:00 p.m. Newman Club Prayer Meeting Chapel for AV booths on campus. 3:00 p.m. Admission Tours Multi-Purpose was hmoved that "the parking Building" as justifications why A motion was passed for a 6:00 p.m. IDC Multi-Purpose lot next to the Social Science he did not get the spot. It is 8:00 p.m. VETS Meeting Room 2 written letter to be sent to Mr. House be open to Wilshire resi­ known that Kudlowitz needs ac­ 9:00 p.m. Appeals Board Meeting Room 1 Brennan for the expediency of a dent parking," with a rider add­ cess to the building for meetings shuttle bus on campus. There is ed that a survey be taken of 8:00 p.m. SOB Reading Room and Commuter Council business. money allocated for it, but there just how often the 24-hour re­ Robert Chananie, committee is some controversy as to when served spots in that area are chairman, said his personal opin­ the bus will be bought. used. The motion passed 24-1-9. ion was that Kudlowitz should At the February 27 meeting- In other IDC business, the have gotten a space and didn't there wil lbe a first reading of extension of library hours has because of "personal opinion AMERICAN CANCER the new Constitution. been a project of IDC for the against him." past few months. Among rea­ Elections were held for chair­ Dance Marathon sons given for not extending men of each college to fill the them were the University's con­ Academic Reform Committee of Sponsored By ZBT Fraternity ACTIVITY servation of energy and finan­ the Council. Elected were Robert March 8, 9, 10 In The S.U.B. cial difficulties. The stall in ex­ Le Sauvage from Liberal Arts; tending the hours propted the Contact Henry At 692-1685 For More Infor­ LINE Mary Arrioti, Education; Ed motion "that if IDC doesn't get Cernak, Business; and Tom Mor- mation And Details. week that the student body take iarty, Science and Engineering. 836-0802 some kind of results by next some sort of action on the li­ brary extended hours." The mo­ tion was passed 34-0-3. Straw Dogs union board Other motions included "that IDC have the University request The last Union Board meeting idc doings saw the election of David Rosen Wednesday, February 27 Al 8 & 10:30 P.M. the Board of Health inspect each At the IDC meeting of Feb­ dorm on the Teaneck campus as the new Concert Chairman. It was discussed that the Climax In Multi-Purpose Room ruary 19, President Dougherty annually before each fall semes­ stated that there was a meeting ter. The motion passed unan­ Blues Band concert went over between Harry Formica, Karen imously. well considering that the board 75 Cents With FDU ID - $1.00 Without was chairman-less at the time. Stein, Joe Tanis, the resident The last motion was that "a assistants, and some members softer brand of toilet paper be The Coffee House has been of IBSL. used in the Linden dorms." It closed for a while to facilitate In new business there was a seems that, compared to the a refurbishing. It is hoped that "A BRILLIANT motion to allow resident stu­ quality of paper used in Uni­ it will open soon ,1'eaturing a t dents to keep small pets in cages versity Court and Wilshire, the big band. As it is now well FEAT OF in dorms as long as there is no Linden dorms got a rough deal. known, the Pub will not open objections from roommates. Di­ The motion was passed 36-2-1. this year. Anyone who purchased MOVIE rector of Residence, Harry For­ a membership can get a refund 99 mica, had some history on the from Mrs. Fletcher in the Stu­ MAKING! pet policy at FDU, Teaneck. He dent Activities office. -TIME MAGAZINE pointed out that over the past C C Notes A new poster policy was in­ "DUSTIN HOFFMAN'S few years, pets were left over stituted to make it easier and vacations to die of starvation or By PATTY McNALLY quicker to get posters printed. FINEST PERFORMANCE neglect, and that damage was Details will be released later. SINGE 'MIDNIGHT The main order of business done to some apartments in Wil­ was a discussion of the appor­ Poster distribution for Union COWBOYT shire due to pets. Also he added tionment of the five parking Board activities has been ham­ -THE NATIONAL OBSERVER that one must take into consid­ pered by the fact that there is ABC PICTURES COHP presents spaces in the south lot and the eration the people with allergies fact that Joel Kudlowitz was no advertising chairman. DUSTIN to animals, and that animals not given a space. The general It is now up to individual HOFFMAN can be carriers of disease. The feeling was that both he and the chairmen to do the advertising m SAM Pf CKINPAH S motion passed with Presiednt Council were denied a spot. for their activities. Anyone in­ Dougherty casting the deciding Speaking on the motion Joel terested in the position should vote. COLOR said he was told that he was contact Harry Silverman, Union Wilshire parking was the sub- "too opinionated" and "never Board president. Wednesday, February 27, 1974 TARREVIR Page 3

FDU New York: The Forgotten Gem

By BRUCE LAUE ing here. 1 certainly wouldn't Canada. By now the Gallery of (the University) that's his gram for freshmen this coming Though far from being a cer­ mind. We have an excellent Modern Art was being referred business." summer which will include lec­ tainty it seems reasonable lo lounge on the ninth floor and to as "Hartford's folly." In 1969, Since Mr. Amay's assump­ ture talks, tours, and lunch. You assume that the majority of while they're here they might Mr. Hartford sold his collection tion of the museum's director­ know .this could be the Univer­ students attending Fairleigh loam something or see some­ and later that year ownership of ship, the N.Y.C.C has become sity's museum if the students Dickinson University arc aware thing they liked. There's nothing the museum was trnnferred to noted for it's avant-garde ap­ want it to be because we do. that FDU is composed of three wrong- with drinking, I get an independent foundation con­ proach toward both the select inn And the idea of making our ex­ campuses in Northern New Jer­ bombed once-in-a-while myself, sisting of private individuals, and display of exhibits. While hibits fit t'ne courses need not sey, an overseas' campus in but that doesn't mean you can't among them Fairleigh S. Dick­ most other museums choose to be limited to art students. His­ Wroxton, England, and an ocean- pick up a little culture along the inson Jr., Huntington Hartford, remain within the bounds of the tory, sociology, anthropology, ographic institute in the U. S. way." and Dr. Sammartino. It was at universally accepted or the rela­ all these fields could be served Virgin Islands. But do they know Such disarmingly casual and this time that the name of the tively safe, the Center struck by the Center. We are already about the museum that has been frank remarks are trademarks of museum was changed to the out with such innovations as the holding the Lester Markel Sem associated with the university the Amaya personality. Born in New York Cultural Center. In 'oldies but goodies" film series. inars which have been immense­ foi' the past four and a hall' New York and graduated from April 1972, after gaining a sol­ exhibit topics covering.' a ranee ly popular and of great interest years? Apparently not. That is Brooklyn College with a B.A. id reputation in the art world from Antwerp's Golden Age to to English, Political Science and the opinion, only expressed in in Art and English Literature, as a personable, imaginative, .'51) into 2D, and the exhibition stronger terms, of Mario lie moved two years later to and hard-working young man. of works of certainly young;, de- Amaya, Director of the Xew London in 1956 where he worked Amaya came to the Center to batably gifted, and generally un­ York Cultural Center at 2 Co­ as an editor, author, and critic, start a new phase in the mu­ known artists. For these rea­ lumbus Circle in the heart of and studied at London Univer- seum's life. When the subject sons the publicity afforded the of the Center's ownership was Center has been, at times ad­ brought up the Director became verse. Also the speed with which extremely enlightening. "Now Amaya works — "T can't see this is the situation; Mrs. Dick­ an exhibit, get it catalogued, inson Sr. obtained the controlling crated, shipped and shown in interest of the museum when four weeks"—has led to critism Mr. Hartford sold. She thought regarding the quality of careful it would be a great long term in­ scholarship so essential to a mu­ vestment for the University to seum's goal. have a piece of property in the "We're putting on a circus middle of Manhattan. A founda­ here and we know it" says tion was established to sponsor Amaya, "but T see it as a the Center. We are not owned valuable bridging period which bv the University or by anvone. allows us to experiment and find We are sponsored by an inde­ out what 'makes it' in New York pendent foundation whose mem­ MARIO AMAYA, Director of the New York Cultural Center. and what doesn't. The transition bers are our patrons. It's all from 'Hartford' to 'Cultural Manhattan. "We've been called sity extension courses of the Na­ very complicated with legal Center' has been neither quick the .liviliest, the most promising tional Gallery, London. At about terms and everything but it all nor easy." this time, Mr. Huntington Hart­ works out." About the "associa­ and the most responsive museum But not all the exhibts are in ford of Atlantic & Pacific Co. tion" with the University: "Till in New York by Art in America, the neonlight and revolving fame was envisioning the con­ now the sign on the door meant by New York Magazine, by The mirror genre. Currently, the mu­ struction of his museum. Opened very little because the Univer­ New York Times, and when I seum is showing a collection of in March. 1964, the Gallery of sity did not own the building or think of how few Fairleigh stu­ Belgian Symbolist and Surreal­ Modern Art, designed by Edward the property and some people dents come over here to see us, ist works entitled "Painters of Durell Stone and financed by in the University did not want well, I really get angry," said the Mind's Eye" which includes the Hartford Family Foundation, t'o even hear about the Center, Amaya as he leaned back in a the famous Paul Delvaux and FOR THOSE non believers met almost instant critism for fearing it would cost millions of this is the N.Y.C.C. comfortable looking brown Rene Magritte but also the les­ its architectural design, "the dollars to maintain. So, the as­ leather swivel chair. "God, we're ser known Fernand Khnopff, marble Turkish delight," etc., its sociation to which the sign re- Journalism students, surely we only across the river! I know Xavier Mellery and Antoine can be of interest to others. they live in Jersey and all but interior decoration, "overtones fered was practically none ex­ Wiertz among others. Art does not, cannot exist still — it's not as if we were of a second-class ocean-liner istent. Now let me make this At the present time Director let alone grow in a vacuum. The completely unreachable." At this lounge," etc. and the Hunting­ point, we do not receive one Amaya is trying to find ways arts, and by that I mean all point Mr. Amaya was reminded ton Hartford collection itself— penny from the University. Our of making the Center more a the arts—film, painting, sculp­ that not all FDU students live "modern is not the word for it." expenses are in no way covered part of the University. "What ture, etc. are a part of society. in Now Jersey and that those Meanwhile, Mr. Amaya was by the University budget. We I'd like to see happen is coordi­ They mirror as society's values who do reside in the Garden persuing his interests in 19th get our funds from private nation between the museum and and morals. That is why I see State visit the city on occasion and 20th century painting and sources the most generous of the campuses so that together sociology students as having a for the purpose of imbibing in sculpture. In 1968 he left Brit­ which is Mr. Dickinson. But we could program our exhibits big share in this center. Rut 'The Village.' "Exactly, and ain, but not the Commonwealth that's his money .not the Uni­ here well in advance to parallel back to our offerings. that's what T mean," responded (by now he was an incurable versity's and if he chooses to the courses being taught by the Director, "so on their way Anglophile), for the position of give it to us as he chooses There's the internship pro­ the professors. I'd really like downtown why don't they come Curator of the Art Gallery of whether or not to give it to you gram where a FDU student can seeing this as FDU's art center, lo see us and start their drink- Ontario, Toronto, Dominion of earn 4 credits working here for departments to advise us learning how a place like this LIFE BEFORE BIRTH, LIFE as to what courses they plan runs.—How press relases are 'UUUU1**UUUUUUUU^JT ON EARTH. LIFE AFTER to offer and then we could fig­ written and the exhibits planned DEATH! A scientific method on OUR FACTORIES TO YOU! ure out some exhibits that would and mounted. FDU is unique in how you can acquire occult help the students in those classes having this center. NYTT doesn't knowledge without drugs! Based THE 330 MURRAY HILL understand in a graphic sense have anything like it. on Dr. Rudolph Steiner's works. * the subject material dealt with We are here for the students, PARKWAY OUTLET in their textbooks. We're also $3.00 Worldv»e«r Press, Box 15-B we are their Center tell them to In The East Rutherford Pork, E. Rutherford * planning an orientation pro Fort Lee, Sew Jersey 07024. * use us." We just told them. (Feb. 16 * 8-DAY WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY \[ LAW BOARDS 23) * * INSTITUTE * AT ITS * !N PREP- * E^PRIL 1 I * DAY, 23. SPRING — RAINWEAR — SUEDE * FOURTH SUCCESS CLOTH — "LEATHER LOOK" — RABBIT (HEAR, VERIFIED REC * OF OUTSTANDING Regular & Irregular * ACHIEVEMENT. PANTC0ATS — BATTLE JACKETS — FULL LENGTH COATS* l UNDER DIRECTION OF •you Name It... 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\rs editorials

Honors Program

The changes that occurred during the 1960's to the education system are slowly coming to a halt and in fact are even moving WWW WORb? backwards. While a generation was born every thirty years or so years, present day college students are as far removed from their contempories of five years past as the students who preceded us five decades ago. Endangered by lack of publicity and what can also be considered a lack of interest, the Honors Program at FDU is in jeopardy of folding. This is the only program where a student is offered an alternative to the rigid course schedule one must not follow. The free speech millions of emmigrants and trations attitude is clear — there student is allowed to pursue a particular field of study, one that is needy each year who are not is no money for student activi­ usually not offered within the university, in a one-to-one relationship To the Editor: named Solzhenitsyn? ties, but if something "import­ with an advisor. Much of his credit is taken as independent study In his article entitled "Free Lets face it — this blatant ant" comes along, then it's a new enabling the student to take on internships or do research providing Speech," Mr. John Siletti Jr. publicity grab by the school ballgame. Somehow 1 don't like him with some academic freedom. attacked the ABC network, where PR is more important that attitude, and I think I can throwing light on Nixon airtime than students. Okay, suppose offer a beter trade — Solzhen­ This program is by no means meant for every one. Many of the and the Dick Cavett Show to the imposible happens and Solz­ itsyn for a good education, even students depend and need the organized structure of college as we highlight the imbalance of pub- henitsyn ends up here. I suggest up. depict it. Also, Honor Program hopefuls must meet certain require­ lie opinion on TV. As I read his they should treat him like they ments — for example a 3.2 cumulative average, which shows that University prestige can be letter, I just couldn't, help think­ treat the students here. Give him bought fairly cheaply. The best the program is intended for serious students who are capable of a place in Wilshire, a "W" doing independent work. ing of Tarrevir. All of the in­ prestige this school could have justices to which this young sticker and let him find a place would be graduates who could The program's co-ordinator Dr. Lewis Jacobs has said that: to park. Since he's incoming here one of the reasons for the lack of publicity is that a mailing to man objects to on TV are sym­ say their education at FDU was bolic and characteristic to the he'll have to eat in the cafeteria first rate. Ask yourself this — students informing them of the program had to be discontinued due (where they're now serving Im- to a lack of funds. We realize that this university is going through very newspaper that prints thj if Solzhenitsyn had been born migrantburgers). Let him wan­ a financial crisis but is it so serious that one mailing for an ex­ letter. The only difference is in this country, what are the ceptional program has to be eliminated for lack of money ? If the that Tarrevir is slanted more der through the inadequate sci­ chances he would have gone to university must answer yes, then maybe we should reevaluate what toward left-center, which in this ence labs, soak in FDU cultural FDU? education should be. day and time is phony. life and catch some of the help­ DAVE WAKELY ful attitude to be had down at There is also an alternative. A letter informing the student of In citing the FCC's "Fairness the Honors Program could be added to one of the MANY mailings Doctrine," Mr. Siletti notes that the Krock Administration Build­ ing ("I'm soiry Mr. Solzhenit­ the student receives during the spring semester or during the "stations must actively seek giant pisser summer. Although it may add up to a trifle more work, this is one out opposing viewpoints." He syn, but your program card academic freedom that FDU should not be so willing to give up objects to the ABC cancelling of should have listed Artist-in-Res- To the Editors: this easily. the Cavett show, but not to the idence. You'll have to stand in I have recently transferred common Tarrevir practice of even though its our fault. And from Bergen Community College line for the computer terminal Boob Tube surpressing conservative views. in Paramus, N. J. to FDU this Those people who serve as edi­ where's your social security semester and I'm appalled at the tors of Tarrevir, and other one­ numbers?") A week of the non­ inconsideration oi' some faculty Television — media for the masses. What could be the greatest sense that goes on around here members and students. invention in man's history has been relegated to its present position sided publications of the politic­ al left or right are the same and he'll be screaming to return To start the semester off on a as the BOOB TURK;. In the past month, the networks, most notably to the motherland. ABC, have severely censored its programing. people who cancelled Dick Cav­ somewhat dismal note, my first The first incident concerns the Dick Cavett Show in which the ett. Of course, this is insanity. class on the first day of classes members of the Chicago Six appeared together to discuss the hap­ To the editors of Tarrevir 1 Solzhenitsyn has never heard "had been cancelled due to some penings of nearly a decade ago. ABC abruptly yanked the program demand, as a liberal, an increase of FDU (a point in our favor. unforseen circumstances" which from its scheduled time claiming that it violated the Federal Com­ in opposing views both editor­ and why, by dumb luck — or had occurred to my professor. munications Commission's rulings by not allowing both sides of the ially and literally. Let K. J. and unluck — they may pull this This is possible and highly prob­ issue to be heard. Is the FCC dictating that all network talk shows Bob Klose take a vacation. As off), and if he has heard about able but since I had invested $200.00 in this course, I was now become debates and all the network bigwigs accepting this a black man, I know there are FDU then any school higher up somewhat peeved. mandate ? still a "silent majority" out the ladder than Control Data More recently, was the showing of the movie, PANIC IN there, and for argument's sake, Institute would have a better Secondly, upon transferring to NEEDLE PARK last Saturday night at 11:30 p.m. All we have to I'd like to hear from them. chance of getting him than . . . FDU I had sought out an advis­ say about this "movie?" display was that the Network editor must Respectfully yours, or to help me in the selection of have been either of three things: a lover of commercials, a cop ROBERT S. RICH courses. It took me a few days who thought 1 Pacino was playing Serpico or just an incompetent. TYWKNYAi to get in touch with this advisor More likely than not, the third answer is probably the most correct. OKwnsM E because on Fridays he leaves If ABC had gone through the expense of a promotional campaign solzhenitsyn shit nuaswi e early and on Wednesday's he has to announce the showing of the movie, common sense would dictate OU6ARCHY D off. I finally succeeded in corn­ that the mvie should have been left in some kind of recognizable To the Editor: O no! I heard on the radio ering this professor and he form of its original. (Note: common sense is not one of television's agreed out of the kindness of virtues.) that FDU has offered Alexander Solzhenitsyn, the exiled Russian his soul, to let me have 10 min­ It's about time that the networks stand up against the FCC or utes of his precious time. who ever is blocking and forcing the editing of such programing. author, a position here as artist- AMUTAHV After twenty years, the television media should be known as some­ in-residence (or something like We picked out the courses I JUNTA would take and I breezed thing better than the Boob Tube but apparently that is all it's that). Solzhenitsyn at FDU? * Are they kidding? Are they ser­ through registration. I had reg­ worth. Don't vote and the choice is theirs. ious? Naw, they've got to be istered before the semester kidding. Not FDU. Not New Vote and the choice is yours. started so there were no queues Jersey's Harvard-on-the-Hackon- but wait a minute. A thought to cope with. Little did I know sack. What about all these art­ occurs to me. Why didn't I at that time that my advisor jTl^Z XVJTV fcj y 1J\* O newspaper icles I keep seeing which quote think of this before? The ad­ had advised me ignorantly and administration types saying ministration really wants Solz­ that he would be the cause of theie's no money for this and no henitsyn as a way of helping much frustration and anger ! Editor-in-Chief Barbara Valentino money for that and students will the students! Of course. I can which would arise in me. ! Managing Editor Jeffrey Hoffman have to do without (or do with see it now — we'll sell him! Not I'm in the Liberal Arts pro­ piece by piece, like relics, but ; Editorial Page Editor Bruce Laue inferior). The point is — who gram and I need four semester's • Arts Editor Robert Brody the hell is going to support this with a neat campaign of adver­ of a language. My advisor sug­ i Music Editor Paul Goldberg man? This school? The school tising. We'll erase that red ink gested Spanish, I agreed, and we [ Contributing Editor K. J. Kozak that says it doesn't have money with Solzhenitsyn posters. Solz­ found a slot in my schedule in­ [ Sports Editor Buddy Issac for what students want is going henitsyn sweat shirts in the to, which it would fit perfectly. Morning Toast Editor Marc Hoffman to have an artist-in-reside ice ? bookstore and sell the story to But upon going to this Spanish Photo Editors Mitch Chi This is space program logic gone Newsweek, Mr. S. Ask not what class on the first day, the teach­ Joe Kligman hopelessly mad. you can do for Solzhenitsyn, ask er informed me that I had en­ what Solzhenitsyn can do for rolled in not Spanish I but Span­ News: Pat McNally, Bob Forestiere, Jack Lamont, Let me set you straight. I am you. ish II. There was no way possi­ David Michelson, and the Newswriting class. not anti-Russian, anti-intellect­ Of course, there is another ble for me to know this before­ Sports: Andy Mandelkern, Jeff Robinson, Mickey Dietz. ual or anti-sympathy for Solz­ possibility I haven't even men­ hand by looking at the cata­ henitsyn. This persecuted man's Photo: Ira Abramowitz, Don Bierbower, Sandy Chait, tioned. Maybe the Russians of­ logues but I feel that my advisor suffering probably can't be ap­ John Muradyan, Dyan Vito, Steven Fox, Mitch fered a trade — Solzhentisyn should have been aware of this. preciated by most of us, but Bandit. for Dean Meckel and three ad­ I had to drop out of this class why here- Why not Harvard or Contributors: Martin Nocente, George Warren, Robert ministrators to be named at a and pick up another one which Yale or one of those million dol­ Klose, Jori Naber, Barry Young. later date. There's a trade we entailed fighting the mobs at lar endowment schools ? Has the A weekly publication appearing every Wednesday on should seriously consider, as it the Registrar's Office. I had to administration gone Humanitar­ the Teaneck Campus of Fairleigh Dickinson University. would appear to be beneficial to wait at least 2'/2 hours to regis­ ian, extending its limited coffers Offices are located in the basement of the Student Union everyone concerned. ter and it was a veritable pain to the needy? Bullshit! Where Building, 1000 River Road, Teaneck, N. J. 07666. Phone You say it sounds like I'm in the ass. I never like to use were they when the Soviet Jews number 836-6080. The opinions expressed on these pages bitter? You bet your fuzz I'm this type of language in letters were (and are) trying to get out? are the opinions of ths editors and not necessarily those of bitter! I don't care how little it but my advisor's inconsideration the entire staff. Or, for that matter, how much costs to support this man in the help have they provided for the way of providing accommoda­ (Continued on Page 5) tions or whatever. The adminis­ Wednesday, February 27, 1974 TARREVIR Page 5

more letters In Every Cloud

(Continued from Page 4) understandable because the By ROBERT KLOSE resolvation of this mess is on one's mind, then buildings are new and smoking get together with your neighbor, find out what and/or stupidity caused my til No. thre's not a petroleum lining; but despite in a small classroom is very dis­ this thing is all about and how everyone can cers to burn. comforting to non-smokers. I the bleak and ominous appearance of this cloud, called the energy crisis (which some consider a benefit from joint, constructive action. And ex­ The professor's here at FDU myself smoke a pack of butts a cloud in more ways than one) there is perhaps an amine, if you will, whether the oil companies are are getting paid nice salaries. I day so I'm not biased in the work 5 night's a week cleaning itsy-bitsy smidgen of silver. being slick with us or not. But do it together, point I'm making. It's possible and make use of one's humanity and not the ash trys and vacuuming rugs that I had yearned for a ciga­ To tell the truth, I never could see the feas- clenched fist. the area of 2 football fields for rette during one of my classes ability of a nation of two hundred million people which I net a mere $53.00 per at BCC but I fought the urga in which nearly everyone owned a car, and a two This crisis will pass — it has to. After all, wk. Besides this I have to fit in and tuned in on the lecture. If or three or more-car family was not uncommon. the sun is due to burn out in five billion years. studying. If these people don't students between the ages of 19- Everybody just can't own a car. Of course the Where will we be then? have the decency to help new most obvious reason for everybody to have one 25 don't have the willpower to Out of the present strife hopefully will come students assimilate into an un­ fight a nicotine fit in class, then is the poor state of mass transportation in this familiar setting, something has country. But perhaps this energy crisis is a much- a radically improved mass transport system. Nay, their mental age is lower than it must come. There are few of us, I'm sure, who gone wrong in the field of Aca­ their physical age. You're PIGS. needed, long-awaited shot in the arm, however demic learning. harsh and abrupt it may be. wouldn't take advantage of such facilities should I think Becton was erected only they become available. Before ending this letter. I'd a few years ago and the carpets Change is rarely an inexpensive transaction. like to salute the PICS who look like the coats of Dalmation The only difference between any two types of The one man—one car idea is long obsolete. In smoke in classrooms and then dogs. It's a shame and a dis­ change is how expensive. Some pay in clams, Australia, for example, only one car per family stomp the lit end into the car­ grace. We young people are sup­ some in gold. We just happen to be paying in is allowed, and that must last for ten years, at pet's. Some of you students are posed to get things together and oil and much more. the end of which time one is permitted to obtain animals and you know who you by selfish little acts like ciga­ another car. Harsh? No. Ask an Australian, he'll are. Who the hell are you to rette stompping, it seems we True, thousands of jobs have been lost. True, tell you so. There is no need for a car for every efface buildings in which I'm have lost sight of our long range this shortage has rocked the economy like a Australian. They have superior modes of mass transport. A similar situation prevails in Ber­ trying to gain an education. PIC goals. At least if we have to bombshell. True, people are panicking. True, I smoke, let's carry our own little am on the verge of panic, or at least was so, muda — there is just no room for a car pet- is the only word which keeps citizen. popping into my mind. Like I ashtrays with us to collect the until gasoline allocation alleviated some of the pain somewhat. said in the begin ing of my let­ ashes and satiate these inex­ Yes, it's hard now. And it's going to get ter. I recently transferred from plicable desires of ours. But there have been dirtier, more depressing harder. That cloud isn't going to rain gasoline. BCC where smokeing was not al­ Sincerely. limes, although the immediacy of our present lowed in the classrooms. This is JOHN A. SILLETTI JR. situation transcends all thought or recollection of The reader may feel that perhaps I have been a harsher past. cold in dealing with this topic. I've been objective, but not cold.) At least no colder than my own In short, if one is interested in one's self room. Should I have truly been cold, it would have A Reason To Lire alone, then go out and break your neighbor's been a result of having slugged it out in the neck because there is question as to who was on wee hours of the morning with some Joe over By WILLIAM ALLEN WILSON line at the pumps first this morning. But if the question of who was first at the pumps. The Trader sailed a jeweled crown as humanity rowed the way. K. J. Kozak On: Exploring to command the land while scheming how to rule the waves. The Trailer spied the virgin plain and named it after velvet Maintaining Mutual Maintenance robes. Then he wrote home declaring "there's a place where totally men are free, happily and completely. Nourishmnt fills the praries Being a Resident Assistant tenance men are not around to students walking constantly and the hillsides, and animals stock the mountains and the seaside, one is constantly assailed by stu­ shovel. Maybe the answer to across grass areas, littering lec­ and fish abound the lakes, and birds the skies." Signed Sincerely. dents complaining about the in­ these questions lies with the Di­ ture halls, scrawling insidious Well the Trade)- he got that crown ok as he cleared humanity adequacy of FDU's Maintenance rector of Maintenance, maybe graffiti on walls and acting like from his way. He civilized all he saw and was making changes from Department. In this article 1 to lack of fund? or mnybe in babies in their behavior, Main­ day to day. The animals left the praries and the hillsides, and the will take a look at Maintenance part with the students. tenance must not be mocked or fish abandoned the lakes, and birds left the skies. The other kind and also at the students who vilified. Those students guilty of man fled to hide and so sincerely cried. vociferously complain and deride Adding to an over burdened of vandalism cause Maintenance Why can't we make it softly, like an evening breeze, trying to Maintenance. Maintenance Department is the much valuable time, when they be, making it flow. We can create it gently, like a morning sea, lack of consideration as well as could be fixing a shower or ex­ letting it be, making it glow. The other kind are begging intently, The Maintenance force found vandalism perpetrated by the terminating rodents. for a slight reprieve, a night of ease, with hands to touch beyond students, especially resident stu­ the sorrow unto the force without power, piercing the crust of the dents. The University's illustri­ The Maintenance Department tower. It's a reason to live. ous dorm students are flagrant­ has their problems with lazy Hoping, like a budding rose, humbling shows, making it. Strug­ ly notorious for putting holes in workers, "dead wood" and buf­ gling lonely, like a desert field, let's break the seal, and make it doors, breaking windows, tear­ foons while many FDU students real, so our ears can hear beyond tomorrow, in entering the Eden ing up shrubbery and damaging compound the problem by mani­ of flowers. It's a reason to live, a reason to continue. walls. festing abject disregard for Let's make that bridge of communication, with its rendered themselves, their friends and variations, and fulfill our relationships with each other. To reach The amount of dorm damage their school. beyond the cities, the life of strifes, to the mountains beyond. There, is staggering at FDU. Neverthe­ is the possibility of peacefulness that we may live with wherever. less, many resident students In light of the fact that Main­ We have so much to learn, so much to acknowledge, so much take the licentious liberty to tenance has a limited budget to experience. Let us all never fail in our abundant love. revile Maintenance—supposedly and staff, we, the students of oblivious to the fact that a large Fairleigh Dickinson University percentage of the problem is must do our part and behave Why I Want A Husband due to them. (Dorm students). like mature adults devoid of the stigma of vandalism, scapegoat- I am not an avid woman's liberationism however, I believe in Several Resident Assistants in ism and arrogance. equality for women. I also believe in the institution of love and the Linden Complex have been marriage. 1 want a husband, someone to share my love and life aproached by their wards and with and to watch my children grow out of that love. For when told of the epidemic "mouse the day comes that I care so deeply about someone enough to problem" and over-abundance of marry him, I will gladly iron his shirts, cook our food, clean our bugs. It is understandable that house, take care of our children, and care for him when he is sick, not out of obligation or duty but out of love. Let's face it, no two mice are found in the Linden people, married or not, will ever be eternally happy with one another dorms since many of the build­ ings are close to the Hackensack for everyone is different. Life has always been a struggle with the at FDU borders on a state of strong surviving, but love, the kind you want to share with someone River. However, when residents chaos. The force comprises 44 maintain their rooms in a dis­ else, is willing to work to overcome all obstacles if it calls for to men for 78 buildings and over just forgive and forget weaknessess. When you love someone, roles gusting manner with food scat­ 100 acres. It is common knowl­ are not important, you are willing to bend in order to achieve hap­ tered about amidst dirty, rancid piness. I know my life will be more than being a domestic engineer, edge that many of the -Mainten­ laundry how can they expect but I will not regret one meal cooked nor one floor scrubbed if it ance workers are malingerers. there to be no rodents. Who is helps towards the mutual love I want to be mine. Understandably work has to be to blame when mice and bugs done at a slow pace since the are omnipresent? The answer is Maintenance force is limited in obvious though the guilty stu­ terms of manpower and money. dents use their R.A.'s as scape­ But why does it take three work­ goats or else place the blame ers to drive a truck? Why is it on Maintenance. that the only time one can find several Maintenance men is at Sometimes it takes Mainten­ parties (as Dr. Bieber's before ance more than a week to re­ Intercession) or dozing off be­ place a broken door or window hind the Linden complex ? Why (broken maliciously in most is it that when it snows the cases). This unusually long dorm areas are never shovelled, length of time is in one respect subjecting dorm students to pos­ due to student disrespect for sible injury because a few Main mutually owned property. With Page 6 TARREVIR Wednesday, February 27, 1974

more interviews Sue Schoenberg Wins

These companies will be in­ March 12 — Armoul Dial Co., terviewing seniors in the Student Texaco, Inc., Arthur Young & Co. Union Buildings. If interested WR VR Jazz Con test contact Elizabeth Clodfelter in March 13 — J. H. Cohn & Co., Counseling Services. Department of the Army (N. Y. By BOB FORESTIERE send her many of Taylor's best hopes FDU would give a District Corps of Engineers), Sue Schoenberg, freshman albums, and asked if she would straight jazz concert at one time February 28 — Aetna Life First Jersey National Bank, student at FDU, recently won like to do a radio show of her or another, but doubts it because and Casualty Equitable of Iowa. Wallace Business Forms, Inc. radio station WRVR's big jazz own in the near future. "That's not the kind of music that people would pay to see." March 14 — Alexander's, contest, where the winners were March 1 — Dept. of Transpor­ allowed to play four hours of This she said, was the biggest She is disgusted at the attitude Burns & Roe, S. D. Leidesdorf tation (N. J.), Ingersoll-Rand any music they wished on the thrill for her, not only because that people take towards jazz, & Co. Company. air. of her love for jazz, but because because, as she puts it, "how March 15 I.T.T. Defense Ms. Schoenberg, a jazz lover, she would like others to appreci­ can people dislike something ate jazz also. March 4 U. S. Steel Corp. Communications Division, CTE said "I wanted to win so badly they've never listened to?" This March 5 — Bambergers, M.D. Sylvania, Inc. I sent in 24 post cards." Having seen all of the above attitude also applies to classical Oppenheim and Co. The winners (there were a at least once, Ms. Schoenberg music. March 18 — Peat, Marwick & few) were invited down to March 6 — M. Lowenstein & Mitchell, Price Waterhouse & WRVR on Feb. 8 to play four Sons, People's Trust Co. of N. ,)., Co. hours of the music of their pref­ Touche Ross & Co. March 19 — Bell Telephone erence on Les Davis's show. Sue March 7 — Haskins & Sells, Laboratories, Main Lafrentz Co., played nothing but jazz, but ex­ Pratt & Whitney Aircraft. Union Carbide Corp. (Consumer pressed her discontent at the Products Division) fact that one of the winners March 8 -- Colgate-Palmolive played Barabara Streisand al­ Co., Ernst & Ernst, Clarence March 20 —• Grand Union Co. bums on the predominant jazz Rainess &, Co. (Suburban Division), Saks Fifth show. Avenue. March 11 —Arthur Andersen She also brought down her & Co., Metropolitan Life Insur­ March 28 — Internal Revenue ten favorite albums from her ance Co., Oppenheim, Appel, Service, Orange & Rockland extensive jazz collections, among Dixon & Co. Utilities, Inc., U. S. Plywood Co. them being that of the music of John Coltrane, Cecil Taylor, Chick Corea, Keith Jarrett, Sam Rivers and Ornette Coleman. The best part of the contest, however came immediately af­ terwards, when the former man­ ager of Cecil Taylor called to SUE SCHOENBERG'S prize for winning the WBVR con­ compliment Ms. Schoenberg on test was playing 4 hours of jazz music. her show. He also said he would

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By BARRY YOUNG Changed To Plus, Minus Student teaching for all- its cracked up to be really isn't so bad. No one will deny that it is hard but when you sit back and rest your By PATTY McNALLY grades could help a student be­ but "students like the benefit of sore voice and dusty body you know that in the back of your mind cause of the competitivness of inter-mediate judgment." Edu­ A request from the dental grades, scholarships, and post cational psychologists believe that your cooperating teacher is behind you in case the natives get students to the Educaional Phi­ restless. But for the end of January till the middle of February my graduate schools. It would "be that five to seven levels of judg­ losophy and Direction Commit­ cooperating teacher was getting married and so I was to go it alone. more fair grading" to use this ment should be made because I went from the flames (student teaching) to the fire (substituting). tee to have a seven point grad­ system. each professor grades dif­ ing system was passed by the ferently. Substitutes have a very high mortality rate, but I figured that The faculty is behind the pro­ since I would be at Paterson for nine weeks two more wouldn't hurt. University Senate on Fcbrua: y Plus grades can work to the 6. 1974. posal, but more research is I also figured that since I familiarized myself with the students, it needed for this system's use in student's advantage. would require no real discipline problems. Decisions like the two I This grading system which If a student received a D in a includes plus grades has been in the rest of the university. It is have mentioned above have led me to the decision that I should have up to the rest of the Senate, subject, a B grade for a 2.0 cum- a frontal lobotomy so I can prevent myself from making such existence since 1956. In Septem­ faculty, and students to decide lative average is needed. Two devastating decisions. Below a capsulization of my two weeks which ber, 1974, the entire school went upon using it. C plus grades could allow for saw me lose twelve pounds, a lot of friends and almost a few charges computerized. This changed the the passing average if the plus of manslaughter. grading system to a five point The Dean of the Dental School grading system was used. The night before it was all to begin I attended the wedding system and caused difficulties knew of this proposal, but Pro­ On the other hand, there are of my soon to be leaving cooperating teacher. Towards the end of for the dental students. John vost Bieber found out at the too few levels of grade discrimi­ the evening as I gave my gift she wished me luck. I then realized Vitale, the Senator from the Senate meeting. He was "inter­ nation, that of pass/fail. For what was going to happen. So I walked to the bar to trade in my Dental School initiated the move ested in went to the Senate be­ those students who do well in sociable coke for some hard liquor when I ran into my chairman to keep the seven point gradinc; fore it got to this office." He is school there is no discrimination. who sort of subtly hinted that I should retreat to my home in the systm there. The reason for it "not upset" about the plus Meanwhile the professional Bronx. So I left, driving slowly down Route 80 looking for a hitch he says is that "accuracy of grades because the faculty has schools do not accept the pass/ hiked to abduct me to California. No such luck. Monday morning grading demands seven points the opition of making judgments fail system. came too soon. instead of five points for a finer in respect to the curriculum and The Provost said that the ar­ First period class consists of a bunch of Sophomores taking the distinction of student's grades." then reporting it to the Dean. required lab in basic Biology. In retrospect there is no real problem gument is "whether or not you It is a 'pure status quo type According to Provost Bieber, can discriminate to a degree of other than the fact kids falling asleep as I talk. Falling asleep is proposal." the most devastating thing that a kid could do. You sit and prepare "the selection of a system has accuracy." As soon as the com­ a lesson and the kids fall out. Those that stay awake want to go to According to Vitale a student always been debated." There are puters can put it into effect, the the bathroom. Great confidence builder, these kids are. is on probation if he receives differences of opinion by fac­ grades will be computed that My second and third period class consist of the cream of the below a 2.5 average. The p!us ulty how to quantify grades, way. sophomore year. They are pretty bright and are terrible cheaters. As a charter member of Cheaters Anonymous I can sympathize, but then again I gave the questions and answers the clay before so there is really no excuse. They received a warning this time, the Too much reading next time they get the ax. As I approach lunch I have my seniors. Those that were bright enough in regular sciences, are now placed in second year bio. Not getting you down? a maliciously bad bunch, but a group that likes to break balls. Thousands of questions pour from their minds as they play "stump the teacher." Person who stumps the teacher five times in one class gets a resounding cheer. Its been noisy there lately. On their exam I caught 16 cheating and they were shocked. The moron substitute wasn't so stupid after all. My last class is also Bio-Lab but unlike the first period, they are a bunch of hyper active kids who drive me insane. I showed them two small animals feeding on each other (hydra, daphnia). They circled the desk, watched and chanted KILL,! KILL! When the animals were full the kids returned to their seats disappointed. There was some talk about feeding the teacher to something, prob­ ably the window, but the class ended. I survived it all. But I still have seven more weeks. I hope I make it.

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By ROBERT BRODY about his failure to competently mentous realizations about him­ out End, Amen," is therefore eventful stay in Northern Ire­ A burly policeman named Der- attend to his vocational and fa­ self. Details about his blossom­ fittingly dispassionate and fact­ land he is a relative stranger mot Davey is the troubled pro­ milial responsibilities, he pic­ ing relationship with Diedre are ually based. Meanwhile Dermot to us. What considerable knowl­ tagonist of Jimmy Breslin's tures himself as a prisoner in a sparse. When he sees his aged fades into the turbulent back­ edge we gained about him in bestselling new novel "World directionless, unfulfilling life. father there is an uneasy silence, drop of Ireland. Breslin prac­ the opening four chapters, and Without End, Amen." Dermot Beckoned somewhat by his Irish and nothing consequential hap­ tically abandons him and finds the expectation we have of know­ entered the New York City Po­ heritage, he flees with some fel­ pens. Breslin is reluctant to tell the national dilemna a more ing him better, evaporates like lice Department armed with a low policeman to Ireland for a us more than the external facts purposeful endeavor. He demon­ an insincere promise. His ex­ youthful eagerness to nab law­ two week vacation. about the meeting. In the ab­ strates an ability to make us feel perience amid the commotion of breakers, protect citizens in the The vacation in Ireland com­ sorbing and vividly described for the circumstances, if not his Ireland appears not to have al­ community, and do what the prises the main bulk of the nov­ battle scenes Dermot is merely characters. tered him, and we are given no catechisms of his stern religious el. There Dermot disengages an unfeeling observer without Breslin is fundamentally a clue that he has learned, ma­ education had taught him was himself from his colleagues. He an opinion. As a character Der­ journalist with keen observa­ tured or resolved to improve his righteously Catholic. Soon he hears the angry protests of the mot never surfaces from the tory skills. He is a good crafts­ life. Our eventual understanding earned a reputation as a brave Catholics in Northern Ireland, smoky gunfire. man and his book is neatly con­ of him is small. This is because and dedicated cop. who have for eons been assault­ A small boy in Derry con­ structed. His prose is blunt and Breslin is seldom adventurous Now Dermot is working only ed and mistreated by Protest­ veniently capsulizes Breslin's bony in a way that is some­ enough to explore the inward so he can get a pension in twen­ ants and the British government, attitude toward literature in times redolent of Hemingway, thoughts of his characters, or ty years. As a husband and and sees daily skirmishes be­ chapter twelve: "I like stories except without the graceful mo­ reveal the motivation behind father he is discontent with his tween opposing factions in the that tell the truth. They should bility of Hemingway's sentences. their actions. embattled Catholic sections of humdrum homelife, and he sel­ make it the way it is in actual Some of the descriptions of the The significance of the present town. He retains an idealogical dom communicates with his life. . . . You want to read things towns of Ulster, Antrim, Derry happenings in Ireland is unmen- neutrality throughout, but some­ mother, who lives in his neigh­ you know are true. Not stories and Belfast, and the Irish coun­ tioned. Jimmy Breslin evidently how befriends Diedre O'Doherty, borhood in Queens, because their where somothin' comes in and tryside tend to ramble monot­ sees the role of the novelist not an adamant communist. He also relationship has been fractured puts everything to normal. onously and sound like a travel­ as one who interprets characters visits his father, whom he has by petty misunderstandings. He Everybody knows it doesn't ogue. The dialogue in the book and events, voices opinions, not seen for many years. has become lethargic, haphazard happen that way. Everybody is siezes the natural colloquial plays philosopher and psycholo­ and brutal while patrolling the Breslin assumes an unbudging happy ever after. Phoo." speech of Queens and Ireland. gist, and inoculates his books city during his night shift, and reportorial rather than novel- Breslin's presentation of his­ Breslin's fine ear for the spoken with the serum of his personal his off-duty hours are habitually istic stance in the latter chap­ torical and contemporaneous in­ word, and his formidable des­ vision, but as one who simply spent in bars, chumming with ters of the book. Dermot Davey formation about the ancient war criptive ability, combine to gen­ reports. Usually we are unable friends and drinking himself is only initially an interesting between Catholics and Protest­ erate for the reader a strong to even vaguely ascertain how into senselessness. character. One anticipated that ants in Ireland, which is the es­ sense of realism. he feels, notwithstanding his po­ Feeling utterly disconsolate in Ireland he will have some mo­ sential concern of "World With- "World Without End, Amen," sitions on the difficulties of Ire­ though very informative and land, which is fairly well de­ film 44 readible, does not truly seem a fined. This sometimes excessive Crazy Joe" Common novel so much as a comprehen­ objectivity dilutes the strength sive piece of investigative journ­ of "World Without End, Amen." alism. It rarely digs under the By MARTIN NOCENTE type in his sleep) but through Crazy Joe's racketeer world; Such a view is highly debat­ external to discover buried trea­ able. But it is still likely that ambition and duplicity rises to dwarf hit men packing .45 auto­ sures. Breslin is chiefly inter­ In 1970, Peter Boyle played "a place of honor" in the under­ matics, sexually-timid body­ had Breslin not chosen a basic­ "Joe", the psycho hard hat who ested in the tangible, in what he ally journalistic approach, and world hierarchy. He likens his guards, nervous capos who go can witness with his senses, and liked blowing up hippies. Now, Spartacus, "one guy who had into cardiac arrest and piss in instead^a«6*)ed his reporter Peter Boyle is "Crazy Joe", not not in using the digging tools of pers4p* «MT good book could primitive aggression to that of their pants when threatened, the novelistic imagination to un­ a sequel to "Joe" but an episode the whole Roman Empire pis- high court judges running mes­ Wen a great one. chronicle of the life and times of earth the intangible substance sin to the tradtion of sages from the dons, sadistic that makes a book captivating. a New York mobster who need­ great gangsters from the arche­ soldiers, tenacious gun molls ed another order of clams like typal Little Caesar on up, it is and other assorted 'male carne." Breslin is too detached from a hole in the head. this social philosophy of upward There are the ritual assassina­ Dermot. Dermot acts mostly as Crazy Joe is not your average mobility that finally brings Joe tions we've come to expect. A a well placed camera. Even when hood. When he is not bumbing down. kidnapped soldier gets a pickax he returns to Queens after his off opposing thugs, he's saving- 'Crazy Joe" boasts an im­ in the back and then is buried in kids from burning tenemants. If pressive cast, but rarely are so cement minus one hand which not quelling a prison riot, he's many good performers alloted so is mailed back to his buddies as doing impressions of Bogart and little screen time. Paula Pren­ a memento. The patriarch of ing Richard Widmark. He loves tiss, though top-billed as Joe's one of the New York families opera, reads Camus and Sartre loyal girlfriend, is only in four is gunned at a rally in Columbus CHINESE AMERICAN VW and mingles with the Hollywood scenes and Rip Torn, who is ex­ Circle. At a clam house in Little RESTAURANT Authorized Dealer jet set. He considers himself the cellent as Joe's less flamboyant Italy, Joey and his black part­ Free Parking In Rear SALES ultimate existentialist since ner (Fred "The Hammer" Wil­ Famous in Teaneck since 1954 brother, Richie, knocks himself as the true residence of NEW & USED CARS people secretly admire criminals off halfway into the movie. Eli liamson) go down in epic fash­ authentic Chinese food. PARTS — SERVICE who disrupt the social order. Wallach manages to give a full- ion, crumbling under a fusillade BODY SHOP of enemy fire in front of their Family dinners & combina­ The film is shrewdest in it's bodied performance in his brief OVERSEAS DELIVERIES women. tion plates. Also orders to observations of the criminal scenes as the head godfather, ARRANGED a Gambino type, who speaks Dino De Laurentis produced take out - piping hot - ready power structure and those en­ to serve. cased in its sub-strata. Joe starts with reverence about "this thing "Crazy Joe, adding it to his CENTRAL of ours" while coldly putting ever growing film gallery of no­ out as just another lowly soldier 438 Cedar Lane, Teaneck VOLKSWAGEN for an old world don (Luther out contracts on rival dons. torious Italian-Americans. The 836-3155 screenplay is by Lewis John MAPLE AVE. & ROUTE 20f Adler, who by now can play this Bizzarre characters abound in Carlino who wrote a better one MAJOR CREDIT CARDS FAIR LAWN — 791-6900 for "The Brotherhood" and the HONORED Rt. 4 Into Rt 218 10 Dullest People Of 73 rather patchwork direction is Opposite NABISCO credited to Carlo Lizzani whose By PAUL (Ziggy) GOLDBERG times. Amazingly, no one cares first American film this is. The only list that was not what he does or who he does it As entertainment, it's strictly compiled in 1973 was rating the to anymore. lower-case Godfather. ten dullest individuals who slith­ 9 — Gary Lewis: Lewis has Cedar Lane Pizza ered around on our universe. I managed to make this year at LIFETIME JOB OPPORTUN- hope this sets the record school an annoying one due to straight. I will begin with the his lack of musical knowledge ITY. Hard work, low pay. Ca­ We Deliver least of the top ten dulls and and showmanship. He could have reer as guide and servant- then work my way to the top. done all the wavJo the top of friend to people who are lost, PIZZA HEROS 10 — Richard Nixon: Easily the list but, rrfrslpcwby failing to poor, hungry or burdened be­ make one (frastHf^Jnove and then Tomato & Cheese 1. Provolone, salami, spiced ham $1.25 bored the entire world and made cause they cannot find God, Sausage 2. Provolone, salami, ham 1.35 coming throjlgh with another. rovolone, salami, proscuittini 1.35 Watergate one of the dullest themselves, love or their fel­ Mushroom Provolone, salami, cappacola 1.50 news items to hit in recent (Coptinued on Page 9) Pepperoni Provolone and bologna 1.25 low-man. Employer will furn­ Green Pepper fi. Provolone and pepperoni 1.35 ish most essential tools of this Onion — 7. Turkey 1.65 UNWANTED Meat Ball 8. Roast beef 1.65 trade, but Applicant must 9. Ham and swiss 1.25 SCHILLER'S Anchovi 10. Meat ball 1.35 PREGNANCY, bring a supply of dedication, Cedar Lane Special 11. Sausage 1.35 Americ in [Family\Pla 12. Sausage, peppers, onions 1.50 The Complete Book Store laughter, intellect and a heart- 13. Veal parmigiana 1.50 Is A Hos jitallAffiliatedf Organi­ ful of Hope you are willing to 14. Eggplant parmigiana 1.50 zation 0'feji»g You All Alter­ GARDEN STATE PLAZA 15. Meat ball parigiana 1.50 DINNERS 16. Tuna 1.35 natives T^Ai Unwanted Preg­ PARAMUS share with a world which has nancy. For Information In Your Next to Gimbels little of it. Your salary and Lasagna . $2.25 Area Call: 843 - 3727 compensation in the form of Spaghetti .. 1.75 P.M. - Midnight With Sausage or Meat Balls . 2.25 (215) 449-2006 Over 36,000 Titles in Stock Gifts, left entirely to the dis­ Baked Ziti . 2.25 7 Days — Free Delivery Including Large Selection in cretion of your Employer. Ravioli . 2.25 AMERICAN FAMILY Veal Parmigiana . 2.25 For Orders Over $2.50 PLANNING Psychology, Sociology Apply to: JESUS CHRIST, Eggplant Parmigiana _ 2.25 A Medical Service to Help You Education, Literature, etc. serve as His: Priest, Deacon, Mussels _ 1.75 836-1991 Wednesday, February 27, 1974 TARREVIR Page 9

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8 Years Of Denny Laine What's The Story, Jerry? By TONY GRAMOGLIA By PAUL (Ziggy) GOLDBERG of Tarrevir preceeding yours (Nasty to his pals and gals) has Wayne Riker, Artie Pollack, truly, Artie Pollack was the ed­ Al Alpert on trombone, bass, The first solo album by Denny Laine, Ahh . . . Laine! was re­ and Barry Bloom. Certainly itor of Morning Toast preceed­ and vocals; Bo Azzarello on leased recently in England. When and if it is released in this country three names that conjure fear, ing yours truly, and Barry drums and vocals; Marc Lincoln it will be an album worth looking into. A solo album has been forth­ hatred, and prejudice at the very Bloom was the editor of Tarre­ on electric piano and vocals; and coming from Laine since 1966, the year of his departure from the mention of them. Throw in Paul vir not preceeding your truly, the lovely and talented Beryl Moody Blues, the group with which he gained fame singing the lead Goldberg and people just don't but preceeding that Valentino Title as the lead vocalist. By the on Go Now. From then until now he spent a lot of time going from know what to do. Anyhow, these gal (eds. note — you forgot Ko­ time the evening had ended, I four decadent bizarros all came zak). What made this evening was in love with Beryl Title. one band to another. so special was that Wayne Riker How can any self-supporting together, in the travelling sense After he first left the Moody Blues, he organized a trio which of the word, at the Village Gate was on stage as the lead guitar­ heterosexual not fall in love later expanded with the addition of electrified violins and cellos and in New York City for a concert ist for his band, Times Square, with her ,1 ask you? in support of WBAI Radio. formerly Crazy Elephant. Put In a sense, this was a Tarre­ was called the Incredible Electric String Band, (not to be confused Wayne Hiker, if anyone re­ that in your ear and smoke it. vir reunion, which is one of the with the Incredible String Band which still exists today) which in members, was the music editor Time Square, besides Riker most nauseating events I can format alone was light years ahead of its time. This band preceded think of. Artie Pollack flew in the Electric Light Orchestra and the other classical-rock bands. from California for a week to Laine also formed a band called Balls, much more short-lived and to 10 Dullest People visit, and his arms were very my knowledge neither group has made any recordings available to tired. (Henry Youngman, 1945) the public. For awhile he was in Ginger Baker's Air Force, con­ (Continued from Page 8) that he no longer would sound Barry Bloom was on his way to tributing his talents to two albums, breathing new life into Man of like a eunuch, Newton is dull a cross-country trip which would Constant Sorrow and I Don't Want To Go On Without You, the First off, he didn't book John as hell. Biggest flaw: Goes into eventually land him in San latter song also done on Go Now. After Air Force Denny started Denver and then he really blew audience and fondles old women Diego. Wayne was working his it: He quit his job! What nerve! work on his solo album with the help of the bass player and while singing. way to becoming a millionaire drummer from the group, Stone the Crows. That was two and a 8 — Dick Cavett: Another in in the world of music. Me? I 3 — Desi Arnez Jr.: He gets half years ago and everything was finished except for the final mix the long line of "liberal talk- in for being involved in the dull­ was doing nothing, a device I show hosts" who is far from have had many years of practice and finishing touches. These processes would have to be delayed est love afair of the last ten because he received an offer from Paul McCartney to join his band liberal and far from being a years. Really, who was Liza in. and took it. talk-show host. Fatal mistake: Minnelli kidding? Now, Arnaz Times Square is quite a band, Pawned over Mario Brando and Riker finally convinced me has gone back to his original Laine is now part of the nucleus of Wings, being with them when the actor appeared on his that he is a talented, credible line of work. Being a dull actor. from the beginning. His contributions have been increasing and on show. 2 — The Waltons: Who needs guitarist. He told me to write the last Wings tour Laine had a featured spot doing Go Now and 7 — Rod Serling: This guy sweetness, loyalty, and the fam­ that in this article. Say You Don't Mind. When a few months of relaxation came, Laine bored a lot of people when he ily way? A dull show, headed The Band is soon leaving for went in and finished his album with the help of a Wings roadie, hosted the hit show, "Twilight by the dull Richard Thomas, and Puerto Rico to play at the El Ian Home. The album is a collection of all Denny Laine originals Zone." Nice guy and all that, a totally dull cast to boot. Conquistador Hotel, so if any and represents all the excellence and diversity of English music but contains a very dull voice. Finally, we have reached the of you Fairleigh RICH people from the past few years. The production by Laine and Home is Now we can find him doing that top spot on our list. The dullest happen to be in the area, I sug­ excellent, giving each instrument different presence on each cut and offensive bank commercial and individual of 1973. This en­ gest you see them. leading each song into one another. his voice still puts one in a 7- compasses quite a bit of respon­ There is also a recording con­ hour coma. sibility. If the winner brings tract in the near future for the The album starts off with Big Ben, a spacey track slightly shame or embarrassment to the group, and that's nothing to reminiscent of Varese's Poeme Electronique. The next song, Destiny 6 — Dave Marash: Who in Unknown and Move Me To Another Place, are two English rockers title, the runner-up will then be sneeze at. the world needs another hum­ both with fine harmonies. Baby Caroline is the most accessible with orous newscaster? To add insult named to the top spot. The pen­ Oh dear: by this time Bloom is in San Diego, Pollack is back Sons of Elton Haven Brown representing the old Scottish-like to injury, Marash has a beard, alty for losing the position of ballads. his hairline is receeding, and he the dullest person of the year is in California also, and heavens smokes smelly cigars. Yech, I doing something interesting, or forbid, I have got a job. Which And so it goes with each song showing another aspect of hate relevance. being- found guilty of saying or just goes to show ya, you can Laine's music. Some songs may take awhile to grow on you, but 5 —' Sam Ervin: Here is an not clearing an entire room just lead a horse —<*r-water but yon each assuredly will because of the high quality of loving throughout old man who has never had so by putting in an appearance. can't make him work. the album. much to say, and as usual, this This is why the winner can only stupid country makes him a be one great person: K. J. folk-hero. It obviously never oc- Kozak. PHOTOSTATS THE ACADEMIC RESEARCH GROUP, INC cured to America that this guy Kozak has been putting every­ is a lousy southerner who has one to sleep for the past three SERVICE 240 PARK AVENUE constantly voted against the years, and there is no hint of B & R PTTBTOBJiirTr RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY 07070 Equal Rights Amendment. Yes his slowing down this year. HI fefcS" folks, in other words, Sam Ervin Many times he has made me 'nsack. New Jersey is a racist. How dull. exclaim, "Gee, what a dull guy," ips & Mountings (201) 939-0189 4 — Wayne Newton: No mat­ just when he would greet me For Displays ter how much he tries, he always with a big, dull hello. To K. J. l'/SPFt. by 2 Ft. Posters Professional Typing — Low Rates comes off as a dullard. Despite Kozak, congratulations and From Any Photo much dullness in the coming Monday through Friday: 10-5 — Saturday: 10-3 the fact that he died his hair SAME DAY SERVICE year. black and threw his voice so 24 MR. SERVICE

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They had seven returnees from last year's team, plus some the Knights appeared ready to newcomers to form the bench and a coach who never had a losing sew it up with two free throws season. They had the experience, the good shooters, the stingy de­ fense and enough height to handle any team. Every ingredient by Scialabba. But the Hawks necessary for a winning basketball team. So what went wrong ? closed within a point, 62-61, with There isn't any mystery to the whole situation. Basically, it was 55 seconds to go, before Massa's a combination of three things: winning shot. 1. The absense of a team leader which was clearly evident when Conrad had a game-high 20 Rich Conrad was out of action for three and one half weeks with a points and Bolduc chipped in severely sprained ankle. with 16 to pace the Knights. 2. The unexplained performance of John Machiaverna. A trans­ fer from Jacksonville, he had all the credentials: good speed, an With an 11-12 record, the excellent shooter, and a strong rebounder. A "blue chipper?" not Knights attempted to reach the quite. .500 mark as they invaded Stet­ 3. The inconsistency of the offense. Rich Conrad, when he son of Flordia. However, a sec­ played, was the most consistent player on the team. He averages ond half scoring slump spelled around 13 points per game, plays tough defense and rebounds well Knights Lose 2 Of 3 defeat for the Knights. They for a guard. Five more players like him. . . . scored only 6 points in the first These, combined with a lot of little mistakes and errors along 11 minutes and Stetson took ad­ the way, tell the story. The team's record stands at 11-12 and with vantage of this to win 58-53. two "tough" games remaining, the possibility of a winning season is Record Drops To 11-13 slim. If the team ends with a losing record, it will mark the first Fairleigh had an early 38-36 time a Lobalbo-coached team has played under .500 ball. When things start going bad, it seems like everything is going lead before Stetson reeled off At the beginning of the season, there was a lot of optimism on against you. Just ask Al Lobalbo, coach of the Fairleigh Dickinson 8 straight points to take a lead the part of the coaches and the writers as to the success of this basketball team. His Knights dropped two "tough" games this week, they never lost. The Knights year's team. With basically the same nucleus as last year, plus some losing a squeaker to Monmouth, 63-62 and then bowing to Stetson tried vainly to come back by new players to form the bench, the team was ready to accept the of Florida, 58-53. However, the team did manage to win their last slowing down the tempo of the challenge. home game of the season, trimming C.W. Post 62-54. game. They managed to pull They opened with four straight victories, including a big win In the Post contest, the Knights used their bench strength to within 3, 54-51, before the south­ on the road. Suddenly, everybody had visions of an NIT berth. But, win. Howie Alexander, hit 13 points and grabbed 6 rebounds as he ern team pulled away to victory. then two hard-fought battles down South, a split in the Governor's sparked the Knights. Classic and their record stood at 6-3. Still, there was a possibility. Rich Conrad and Glenn Bol­ With a 7-4 record, the team was embarking on a six-game road With the score tied 41-41 with twelve minutes left to play, duc each scored 12 points to trip. At this point, every game was crucial and a successful season Rich Conrad, Scialabba and Machiaverna each hit a basket to put lead the Knights. Bolduc's 12 was riding on those games. A big win against St. Francis of N.Y. the Knights ahead. But it took an eight point spurt, four of which points gave him 983 for his ca­ started things off but 4 straight losses broke the team's back and were scored by Alexnder, to ice the game. reer, leaving him 17 points shy made them a 500 ballclub. of the 1,000 mark. Glenn could Alexander's 13 points was his high total for the season. Conrad The rest of the season has been see-saw, losing some close and Scialabba each added 12 points as the Knights bounced back become only the sixth player in ones, like the game against Monmouth, and winning some in the from the poor showing in the Garden. FDU history to reach this pla­ closing minutes. It's been a tough season. With two games left teau, when he and his teammates against Stetson and Florida State, the shot for a .500 or better On Tuesday, Feb. 22, the Knights travelled to West Long clash with Florida State in the season can be ruled out. It almost looked as if the team had the Branch, N.J. to face the Monmouth Hawks. In an exciting contest, last game of the season ,on Feb. necessary elements for a super year but not quite. Monmouth nipped the Knights 63-62, as Gary Massa hit a 25-foot 26.

Wrestlers Take

Fifth In Meet Track Squad Limited; By MICKEY DIETZ The Knights of FDU com­ pleted their 1973-74 wrestling Plead For New Members season on a high note last week­ end with a 5th place finish out of 16 squads participating in By JEFF ROBINSON not been interested in partici­ pating in a sport, be it track or the Metropolitan Intercollegiate On Monday, February 18, at Wrestling Championships. In whatever. The coach believes the Metropolitan Indoor Track gaining the 5th place berth the that with some new athletes add­ Knights rolled up 59V5 points Championships, held in Prince­ ed to the present, small contin­ with the efforts of senior co- ton, Fairleigh Dickinson had gent of talented members, this captains Frank Lazzaro, Bill only one bona fide contender. can lead to a successful spring season. So if there are any ex- Esposito, sophomores Mickey That was Paul Sutphen, who track athletes reading this, why Deitz, John Sapienza, and fresh­ Riders Capture placed second in the 60-yard high man Bob Seay. not give it a try? There hurdles event. A two mile relay are no great sacrifices to make Lazzaro was the only team and a miler did not place in their and one need not be a great star member who reached the final to be a welcome addition to the round but was defeated by de­ event for FDU. Fourth Place team. In getting back to the fending Met champ, Keith Al- Metropolitan Championships, bers of Llontclair, in a hard- What this fact points out is By JACK LAMONT team captain Paul Sutphen, had fought battle, 7-4. Deitz and Es­ that the FDU track team faces While most FDU students were putting their syphons to use or a time of 7.4 in the high hurdles. posito both gained consolation a serious problem of a shortage were wasting their time waiting on gas lines last weekend, the However last year Paul took final round victories to finish of athletes. At this time the Equestrian Team traveled to Readington last weekend and cap­ first place in a record time of 3rd in their respective weight team consists of slightly over tured fourth place in the William Paterson-Montclair State Horse 7.2. This year he was just edged classes. Deitz defeated a previ­ Show. a dozen members. What should by Joe Myatt of Seton Hall in ous year's champion in the con­ Several riders managed to qualify for the Regional Champion­ be mentioned is that for its size a time of 7.3. The meet itself solation round and Esposito ships, held the last weekend in April in South Hampton, Long the team is strong, with several was easily won by Manhattan pinned his opponent from Seton Island. excellent runners, but a lack of College with 73 points. Official­ Hall for his third place medal­ Sara Gay qualified by winning a first place in the Beginner depth in the squad leads to prob­ ly, FDU finished in ninth place lion. Sapienza fought his way Walk Trot Cantor Class, Debbie Klein qualified in the Advanced lems. When several runners dur­ with all four of their points sup­ back through the loser's bracket Walk Trot Cantor Class by placing second, and team captain Sandy ing the indoor season were side­ plied by their star hurdler. to finish fourth while Seay was Stavrous qualified by placing second in the Maiden on the Flat Class. These riders may also be eligible for the National Championship lined due to academic difficul­ unable to continue after he Only four days later Paul ran bowed out in the semifinals be­ which will be held on May 4 at Bucks County Community College in ties and injuries the team as a Bucks County, Penn. whole suffered. in the prestigious Amatuer Ath­ cause of an injury he suffered letic Union indoor champion­ in his loss to the eventual cham­ Coach Bob Cacchione's jumping team all placed in the Open Horsemanship Over Fences class. Rick Rauch, Ellen Chasnoff, and As head coach Gerry Martino ships in Madison Square Garden. pion Bob Hayes from Trenton points out, the solution to the This annual event features some State. Chris Baffuto all won third places and Lynn Dane s placed second. The class was judged at skill at jumping the horse over a simple problem can only be solved by of the best and most well known The young team will be look­ course with fences set at around three feet. more athletes willing to compete track and field performers from ing forward to next season with In the Open Horsemanship on the Flat class Lynn Danes placed for the team. In fact he claims all around the world. Needless much enthuiasm and experience. first and Rick Rauch came in second. This class was open only to that he knows of well over one to say, the competition was ex­ Among "Metz's Matmen" out­ experienced riders who were judged in skill at the walk, trot and hundred freshmen alone who tremely talented. The winner standing returnees will be canter, with the judge having the option to ask individual tests of have had hieh school track ex­ was Olympic silver medalist Mickey Deitz who completed a the riders. perience, and that is only on the Tom Hill. Although Paul did highly successful season with a In the Maiden Horsemanship class Chris Baffuto placed third. Teaneck camnus. This writer at not place in the finals of his 23-7 record. Also Bob Seay who This is a class for riders who have qualified out of the Walk-Trot- one time or another has seen var­ event, just to compete in this logged an impressive record of Canter class and for those riders who have competed in a horseman­ ious FDU students with varsity track meet is auite a feat. It is 10-5-1 in his initial collegiate ship class t a show recognized by the Americn Horse Show Asso­ track team jackets on camnus. obvious that Paul Sutphen is campaign and John Sapienza ciation or a State Association, but have not won a first place. What this means is that there the heart of the team, and with who finished with a flurry by In the Beginner-Walk-Trot classes, designed for the new riders are plenty of good, experienced some more athletes to round out gaining 6 falls out of his last 8 and judged at the walk and the posting trot, Jan Olaff placed athletes attending FDU, who the squad, there is no telling victories. second and Steve "Will" Raphael placed third. for one reason or another have how far it can go.