Sink Joining the A Game for Discordians and All Discordian Society Discordianism Sink is a game for Discordians and people of The Un-Religion much ilk. Please fill out the following: PURPOSE: To sink an object or a thing... in Name: ______Did you know that God is a crazy woman? water or mud or otherwise. Holy Name:______The Greeks called her Eris, and the Romans RULES: Sinking is allowed in any manner. Hair:______Eyes:______Brain:______called her Discordia, but you can call her what- Rocks work nicely. Sticks and feathers are a Hat:______Moustache:______ever you want. challenge. Ponds and lakes are the best element, Why ever do you want to be a member of She has come to tell you that you are free. though a puddle or an ocean is just as well. the Discordian Society? ______She is chaos. She is the substance from which TURNS are taken by any person who gets the What kind of freak are you? ______artists and scientists build rythyms. She is the stuff up in the air. Is your name Matthew J. Wood? (Yes/No) spirit that with which children and clown laugh DUTY: It is the duty of all players, upon Do you want to be a Discordian? (Yes/No/Other) in happy anarchy. She is chaos. She is alive sinking, to find more stuff to sink. and she has come to tell you that you are free. UPON SINKING: The sinker should say, “I Now, total up the number of correct answers and There is no tyranny in the state of confu- sank it!” or something like that. divide by five. Multiply by 23 and subtract 6. This sion. There are no laws in the Discordian So- NAMING OF OBJECTS provides an advanced will be your membership number. DO NOT FORGET ciety. version. The sinker then names the sunk. For IT! Make five copies of this. Send two to the proper What is The Discordian Society? instance, “I sunk Ocean City, New Jersey!” authorities. Nail one to a post. Make one into a paper The Discordian Society has no defintion. boat and Sink it. Bury the other one. Our underground It has been called a disorganization of Eris agents will contact you. freaks. It has been called a geurilla mind the- atre. Episkopos Randomfactor prefers, “The HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA! World’s Greatest Asscociation of Whatever it brought to you by the Discordian Society, a non-prophet disorganization. Power to the people. Ban the fucking bomb. is we are.” But all of us agree that we don’t (K) No one 1997 All rights reversed. know what we are. Something that THEY won’t tell you is that every man,woman and otherwise on earth is a genuine and authorized Pope. DISEMBRACE Take advantage of your postition. Declare something already. What’s the Catch? THE Well,actually, there isn’t one. This is the sacred chao. Study it well. The Pentagon is Order. The Golden Apple of Discord Discordianism doesn’t have sins, taboos, or is Disorder. Both are elements of the chao, a damnation. If you like being whatever it is single unit of chaos. This means something, I tell GREYFACE you are, you’ll like Discordianism. you! This is important! And find happiness in a contented chao...

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