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i'1;( ;'11,'~,- " i, f ... Wednesday, December 9, 19811The Orion/Page 9 i • ~, ~~~WJ!:l~~~~~';B:'/~/!t/~I!:.~~~~~~WI!t/~~~~~ New adviser gives r. tips on· m i s t res s e s Dr. Bill Wl1ttenburg, the ficer the advisory board con­ intended therapy because as newest member of the advisory stitutes 12 distinguished , Harvey ,puts it "the desire board for CSU, Chico, is a well­ members of the community for a mistress is the most known and respected scientist, nominated by the president and· common disease known to former UC, Berkeley, professor appointed by the board of man." and KPIX television and KGO trustees. The advisers aid in In his book, he presents a radio talk show host. the improvement and four-question test called However, it is not a well­ development Qf the university SYNAM, which stands for So known fact that Wattenburg is programs and policies, and act You Need A Man. This test is ~ .. also the best-seIling author of as a. sounding board for the designed to help a man "How to Find and Fascinate a president, and his ideas. said I. Christmas lore holds that a girl not kissed under the mistletoe will determine if a woman is Mistress." Pentzer. mistress material. suffer what fate? , Ten years ago, this book was Wattenburg was born in He has also formulated some a selection of the Playboy Book Chico and earned three simple rules for finding her_ 2. What variety of tree is most commonly used as a Christmas tree? Club and is described in part: bachelor's degrees at Chico "The question 'does she or "There are pointers on every State before receiving his doesn't she?'is irrelevant these ',,-~, 3. The lime of year that most depresses people is conceivable sexual situation masters and Ph.D degrees in days. The real question is 'will learned firsthand by Will electrical eDlrineering and she with me?'" he asks. 4. What great Christmas story was not a financial success at first but Harvey, who has survived 14 physics at UC, Berkeley_ "I can honestly say that I has since been a steady seller for almost 150 years? mistresses in 16 years. Wattenburg's "How to Find have been able to answer this "Leaving nothing to the and Fascinate a Mistress" was question within two hours in 5. Name the four animals which were in the stable when Jesus was imagination, he tells how published in paperback by over 80 percent of my en­ born? women can be satil'lfied Pocket Books in 1972. He counters with women in the sexually without vibrators wrote it under the pen name of last 10 years. I get an answer 6. When was the first Christmas card sent? pretzel positions or Reddi­ Will Harvey. from the other 20 percent Whip." Nora Sayre, New York within two days," he said. 7. The transillon from trees of natural bloom to those artificially According to Bob Pentzer, Times book reviewer said decorated was made in what country? He categorizes women into Chico State public affairs of- Harvey's guide must be Cant. on page 24 8. Name Santa's eight reindeer besides Rudolph'!

9. What Christmas movie was among the 10 worst flicks of 1954 and also won the award for Greatest Mayhem Committed on a Myth? Alburnreview 10. In some old Christmas songs holly and ivy are linked together and By Dusty Mellow the Earth, Wind and Fire horn "Time- Exposure" is at times appear to be In antagonism to each other. Why? section left. over from Phil totally inoffensive album that ~ '- " Collin's solo effort "Face the whole family can enjoy for 11. Why is Christmas sometimes written Xmas? With' the holiday season upon us, manufacturers have Value." Christmas. strategically released a variety -The eerie songs: These Yes, Grandma can relate to X 12. The name of the girlfriend of Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer was of, albums to tempt the com­ appeal to the more macabre in the reference or the drug pulsive record buyer just in 'nature. "Me' and Sarah Jane," culture in "Don't let the needle !II 13. What Christmas figure is accepted as the patron saint of children? time for Christmas. "Keep it DarK." and "Another win." Record," arc examples_ 14. What famous childhood Christmas' 'viII an" steals all the toys in an Genesis - Abacab -Songs that fit. into the , Junior, that introvert who entire village on Christmas Eve but then has a change of heart and puts "Play Lhem fUI:IL ami iuutl, und spends his evenings in thu den 'If: them all back before the children wake up? Abacab brings some of the no one will care what we're reading the bible and watching finer aspects of new wave saying category: Abacab, the Rex Humbard, will get a kick ij: ,'-1 15. Do you know the origin of "Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus?" music to mainstream rock title cut that gets its name out of the religious ballad, listeners. from the chord probrression A­ "Guiding Light_" 16. Everyone knows from the carol that on Ihe first day of Christmas. Not since the departure of B-A-C-A-B, and Dodo/Lurker Mom who thinks Bobby "my true love gave to me; a partridge in a pear tree." What is the cost avant-garde artist Peter are examples, of hyper-' Dylan is a sex symbol, wiII j estimated today to give the first plus the other 11 gilts; Iwo turtle Gabriel, has Genesis shown electronic music that seems to enjoy the reference to him in doves, 3 French hens;4 calling birds, 5 gold rings, 6 geese a-laying, 7 such a dichotomy of music on have no discernible tune. "Say that you love me." swans a-swimming, 8 maids a-milking, 9 ladies dancing, 10 lords a­ one album. -The throw-away song, And for Dad, "Suicide leaping, 11 pipers piping, and 12 drummers'drumming? The three rp.mammg " Who dun nit?" l' here Boulevard" brings back members of the British band petitiveness makes even the pleasant memories of his near­ For Super Quiz Kids who got 100% on the above are Tony Banks, keyboards, most patient music lover marital break-up and recent Mike Rutherford, bass and nauseous. employment termination. In , 17. What famous gay writer was jailed for two years (beginning in guit.ars and Phil Collins, Genesis' Abacab is an album addition, "Time Exposure" 1.895) for homosexual immoralily? drummer and lead vocals. The that will no doubt attract a new offers a variety of subject members of the band have audience, but unfortunately, matter that includes "Man on 18. What former U.S. president, while campaigning for a return 10 seemed to devise the album for long-standing Genesis your mind'" the tale of an office, was shot in the abdomen by a would-be assassin but sullered no into four categories. followers, it just doesn't meet adulterous, and "Night Owls" wound? - -The popularized songs: the standards of the previous about a John Travolta-type These tend to relate to a dismal album "Duke". disco king. I 19. Who has been called "Governor Moonbeam?" mediocrity of audiences. The I single "No reply at all" is Little River Band­ I 20. A man with the same name as a former U.S. president presumably designed to give Genesis a top­ Time Exposure died when he refused to leave his lodge on Mount SI. Helens at the time ten hit. It comes complete with ) of its eruption. Who was he? When an album consists of I,~ inane, suburban middle-class. Answers . 'U2w nJ l melo-dramatic lyrics, it usually 'H AlJ2H 'OC: :UMOJ8 AJJar '6l :4~leM S!4 U! lias I! papp3QUl! 1311 nQ~41 '1I3AaSOOH skyrockets to the top of the Appal 'Sl :al'l S!4 paJall24S a~ua!Jadxa a41 'aPI!M J~SO 'il :aJ!2UO!II!W 2 aQ "pop" charts. The Little River 01 alle4 Isowle p,noA InQ 'awos JOr AI!I!Q2I!elle 10 UO!ISanb e s.aJa41 '9 L ,uallpM Band's "Time Exposure" is no JaM snowellsow a4110 auo S! lepollpa 341 ,:OS S.I! . "unS" a41 U! 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