HAIL UNTO THE MASTER OF BATTLE SINCE 1992 VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 28 | JULY 9-15, 2015 | FREE [2] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [3] CRIB NOTES alibi BY AUGUST MARCH Crib Notes: July 9, 2015 VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 28 | JULY 9-15 , 2015 EDITORIAL 1 Potential plans for the future of Burque’s FILM EDITOR: BioPark have been submitted to city Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] officials for legislative guidance. The report MUSIC EDITOR : on improving the zoo is ______pages August March (ext. 245) FOOD EDITOR : long. Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: a)108; a number with mystic associations Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] b)3; because the animals are being STAFF WRITER /SOCIAL MEDIA GURU : released into the Bosque in 2022; how Amelia Olson (ext. 224) [email protected] hard can that be? CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: c)10,000; mostly descriptions of demands Cecil Adams, Sam Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Captain by the primates for more bananas America, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, Mark d)0; there is no BioPark; it’s really a prison Fischer, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, August March, for cute and cuddly animals. Genevieve Mueller, Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin Radford, Jeremy Shattuck, Holly von Winckel During the summer raccoons and other PRODUCTION 2 urban wildlife like coyotes are a thing in the ART DIRECTOR: Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] Duke City. What order of mammals do the PRODUCTION MANAGER : rascally but sometimes vicious little Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] rapscallions belong to? EDITORIAL DESIGNER/ GRAPHIC DESIGNER : a)Artiodactyla Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] ILLUSTRATOR/GRAPHIC DESIGNER : b)Hyracoidea Robert Maestas (ext.254) [email protected] c)Carnivora STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: d)Pholidata Eric Williams [email protected] CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, A forward-thinking UNM alum on the Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, Jack 3 Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North cutting edge of medicine recently opened this city’s first ______practice. SALES SALES DIRECTOR: a)Brain-to-computer download Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] b) Limb regeneration SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] c)Age reversal ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: d)Cryotherapy Rudy Carrillo (ext. 245) [email protected] Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] Dawn Lytle (ext. 258) [email protected] Local teevee news reports recently revealed Tierna Unruh-Enos (ext. 248) [email protected] 4 the City of Albuquerque sent employees on ADMINISTRATION an all-expenses-paid trip to check out CONTROLLER: ______. 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JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] he got a call from Marquis Whipple of unknown person for $400 and did not know He received a four-year, nine-month prison Riviera Beach offering to sell the car back to it was stolen, according to police. He later term for the crime. Four months after being ODDS him for the bargain price of $200. “I was like admitted he knew it was stolen and simply released from prison, Ney returned to the ‘what?’ I couldn’t believe it,” Funicello told wanted to return it to Funicello because “he Cape Bank, handed a teller a note saying he WFTV-9. “He probably realized he couldn’t believed he was doing a good deed.” Whipple had a gun and fled with $164 in cash. Ney D sell it, so he thought he would just sell it back was taken to Palm Beach County Jail on left the bank on foot and was immediately N ENDS to me.” Funicello agreed to purchase the charges of grand theft auto and later released spotted and taken into custody by a K9 officer

A vehicle, then immediately called Boynton on $7,500 bond. in the area. Ney admitted to holding up the Beach police. Funicello scheduled a meeting Cape Bank. He went on to confess he had WEIRD NEWS with Whipple on Wednesday, June 24, to Dateline: New Jersey robbed the Citizens Bank office in hand over the car. “He’s telling me I better A Philadelphia man who robbed an Atlantic Philadelphia the day before—just as he had Dateline: Florida not be setting him up,” Funicello said. “He City bank is now charged with committing back in 2010. At the time of his second crime Police in Boynton Beach say a man was says to me, ‘I called you. I’m being the Good the exact same crime five years later. spree, Ney was still on supervised release. arrested after he stole a car and then tried to Samaritan here.’” Unfortunately for Whipple, Authorities say 54-year-old Keith Ney was According to court papers, Ney told arresting sell it back to the owner for $200. Tom it was a setup. Police were waiting for him released from prison on Dec. 9 for robbing officers, “Yeah, I did it. I wanna go back to Funicello’s 1998 Toyota Camry went missing when he showed up with the Camry. Whipple the Cape Bank in Atlantic City as well as the jail.” Ney is likely to get his wish. He is due from his home on June 11. Two weeks later initially claimed he bought the car from an Citizens Bank in Philadelphia back in 2010. in court on July 14 and faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted on the bank robbery charge. He also faces an additional two years for violating the terms of his supervised release. Dateline: Ohio Score one for the grammar Nazis. An appeals court has agreed with an Ohio woman who argued her parking citation should be tossed for lack of a comma. Andrea Cammelleri says she shouldn’t have been issued a citation in 2014 based on the wording of a new law enacted by the village of West Jefferson. The law was intended to prevent vehicles from being parked on city streets longer than 24 hours. The law, as written, says it is illegal to park on a village street “any motor vehicle camper, trailer, farm implement and/or non- motorized vehicle for a continued period of twenty-four hours.” The law should clearly have read “motor vehicle, camper.” But since the comma was missing, Cammelleri argued that her pickup truck did not fit the description and was not applicable. The village says the law’s meaning is clear in context, but Judge Robert Hendrickson of the 12th Ohio District Court of Appeals vacated the charges against Cammelleri, saying, “If the village desires a different reading, it should amend the ordinance and insert a comma.” Dateline: Pennsylvania A race track at the Presque Isle Downs & Casino is making changes to prevent wild deer from inadvertently competing. Officials were forced to cancel several races on Sunday, June 28, when a deer ran in front of horses during the day’s fourth race. Races were also canceled on Monday and Tuesday. “We’re taking this very seriously,” casino vice president and general manager Jeff Favre told reporters. “The last thing we want is a jockey or horse to get hurt due to deer.” A group of five deer interrupted a race on June 22 as well, prompting officials to cancel several races. The track plans to remove nearby bushes and trees in an attempt to keep animals away. In addition, the fence around the track will be raised, and start time on races has been pushed forward to 3:05pm, which will avoid racing at dusk when the deer are more active. a

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with an education. I have a strong work BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO ethic, and I work hard to get what I have. Yet, I feel despised by fellow Mexicans who ear Mexican: I live in New York, where think that I think I’m better than them. One taco trucks are a fairly recent addition to of my former Mexican supervisors didn’t like Dthe urban landscape. I’ve noticed that it because I could communicate and they always serve their tacos with double articulate with gabacho supervisors on their tortillas. Why? I’m a longtime lover of level. He verbally berated me and called me a Mexican food (the real suck-ass in front of a stuff) and own several group of employees. Mexican cookbooks, but Could have been a their recipes never call nice EEO complaint, for this. Also, what is but I just said, “ Adiós , the “right” way to and besa mi culo ” and eat a double-tortilla walked out. Even the taco? I generally local drunks in my split the filling barrio look at me between the two dirty because “I tortillas, since there don’t talk to them.” is so much of it, but Is it because they I have no idea would rather see me whether I’m just drunk and making a fool out of belligerent with them myself. all day behind the local icehouse? —Gourmet Gringa I have no tolerance for stupidity, be they black, Dear Gabacha: “Actually, double white, Mexican or otherwise. I tortillas are common in Mexico!” says Lesley sell aluminum cans to supplement my Téllez, author of the awesome, nuevo book Eat income, so no: I don’t think that I’m better, Mexico: Recipes from Mexico City’s Streets, especially when I’m diggin’ in a trash can for Markets & Fondas and a Puebla York resident a few cans. Remember the movie La Bamba ? herself. “Lots of Mexico City street vendors Esai Morales played the character of serve their tacos on two tortillas, or they’ll ask Ritchie’s brother who could not be happy for if clients want one or two, in case they’re his brother’s success. Okay, Mexican: watching their waistlines. (Heh.) Particularly, Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I with a liquidy filling like a guisado, the first wait in earnest for the wisdom of your tortilla breaks. So the second tortilla serves as response. back up. How you eat your taco is up to you, so load it with two salsas, divide it in half— como —Just Another Mexican quieras .” Good job, Lesley! The Mexican will only add Dear Pocho: You know who hates Mexicans that you shouldn’t add peas to your tacos ... ha ! more than Donald Trump? Mexicans. I wish there was a punch line for this, but there ain’t. ear Mexican: Here’s a spicy tamale for Crabs in a bucket, cabrones : cangrejos en una you. My question to you is this: Why do cubeta . a DMexicans tear each other down? Why do they hate to see another Mexican doing Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. better than themselves? They see a fellow Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter Mexican climbing to the top, and rather than @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram cheer him or her on, they throw stones, grab @gustavo_arellano! at their ankles and drag them back down. Yes, I’m a Mexican (and a proud Mexican)

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ALBUQUERQUE GAELIC FOOTBALL CLUB A practice and personal abilities for healing and growth. The Source (1102 Mountain NW). $5. 6 -7:30pm. 717 -2486. alibi.com/e/107211. introduction for new players. No experience necessary. (1111 Carlisle SE). $10. 4:30 -6pm. 382 -5275. alibi.com/e/141108. NAMI-ALBUQUERQUE EDUCATION PROGRAM A UNM Johnson Field (2705 Central NE). 6:30pm. (303) alibi.com/e/108612. HERBAL FIRST AID KIT Learn how to use herbs for first aid demonstration and presentation to teach about mental 667 -5010. alibi.com/e/149395. IRON CAMEL: A TRANS-NATIONAL LOOK AT THE NEW SILK treatment of common injuries and mishaps. The Source illnesses from those who have been there. St. John’s ALL LEVELS MORNING YOGA Class uses deliberate ROADS A lecture by Dr. John Betak, managing member of (1111 Carlisle SE). $28. 6 -8pm. 265 -5900. United Methodist Church (2626 Arizona NE). 5 -7:30pm. movements and attention to the breath to reinforce the Collaborative Solutions LLC. Albuquerque Museum of Art alibi.com/e/139081. 453 -1768. alibi.com/e/149903. mind-body connection, while strengthening the body and and History (2000 Mountain NW). $15 -$20. 3 -5pm. JUNIOR ZOOKEEPER CAMP FOR KIDS $25 -$60. 8am -noon. THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY Partake in a fairy tale- relieving stress. You! Inspired Fitness 243 -7255. alibi.com/e/147429. See 7/9 listing. themed afternoon tea. St. James Tearoom (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 9:15 -10:15am. LUCKY PAWS VAN ON THE MOVE 10am -4pm. See 7/11 TODDLER TIME A chance for toddlers 4 and under to explore (320 Osuna NE). $40 -$47. 6:30 -8:30pm. 242 -3752. alibi.com/e/143040. listing. early-childhood exhibit areas, enjoy stories and join in a alibi.com/e/152038. ASIAN DINNER & MOVIE A Chinese buffet dinner and a MEDITATION FOR KIDS Children learn how to build a space of music jam. Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). 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Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) other objects in space through fun activities. New Mexico such as cha cha, swing, country, salsa and more. Maple POSES & PINTS Marble Brewery Westside Tap Room (3215 Central). $15. 5:30pm. alibi.com/e/140381. Museum of Natural History and Science Street Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $5. (5740 Night Whisper NW). $5. 10 -11am. See 7/11 (1801 Mountain NW). Admission by donation. 6 -7:30pm. 7:15 -8:15pm. (801) 842 -9731. alibi.com/e/147479. listing. TUESDAY JULY 14 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/148009. BREASTFEEDING GROUP Enjoy some light, healthy snacks PRAYERS FOR WORLD PEACE Bring more peace and POSTPARTUM GROUP A gathering for new parents and their and the company of other moms and their babies. Dar a happiness into our world by learning to cherish others, BEGINNING MODERN DANCE Designed to introduce students babies; older children are welcome too. Inspired Birth and Luz Birth & Health Center (7708 Fourth Street NW, Los overcome anger and deal with stress. Kadampa to the movement and ideas of modern dance. Maple Families (6855 Fourth Street NW). 10am -noon. Meditation Center (8701 Comanche NE). $10 suggested Street Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $10. 4 -5:15pm. 232 -2772. alibi.com/e/141947. Community Calendar continues on page 10 366 -4982. alibi.com/e/139450. THYROID CANCER SUPPORT GROUP An educational support

JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [9] JOIN ROLLER DERBY WITH DUKE CITY DERBY Join Community Calendar continued from page 9 Albuquerques original Roller Derby League, skating 10 years strong! All, shapes, sizes and skill levels welcome. Ranchos). 10am -noon. 924 -2229. alibi.com/e/132163. We will provide training and loaner gear. Have fun, hit girls, HOME COMPOSTING BASICS Learn the science, materials get fit! Heights Community Center (823 Buena Vista SE). and methods of improving your garden soil in order to 6:30 -8:30pm. 235 -9787. alibi.com/e/128531. grow an abundant garden. Bear Canyon Senior Center NOTICES (4645 Pitt NE). 10am -noon. 929 -0414. ALBUQUERQUE RESCUE MISSION DONATIONS Visit alibi.com/e/147735. abqrescue.org or call 346-4673 for a list of foods needed JUNIOR ZOOKEEPER CAMP FOR KIDS $25 -$60. 8am -noon. most. Only unprepared food, such as canned goods, See 7/9 listing. allowed. No prepared foods allowed. Albuquerque Rescue SENIOR YOGA This welcoming practice helps seniors build Mission (525 Second Street SW). alibi.com/e/3526. and maintain muscle tone, bone density and balance with THE AWESOME FOUNDATION FOOD GRANT Accepting gentle standing poses. You! Inspired Fitness applications for $1,000 microgrants awarded each month (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 10:45 -11:45am. to an awesome idea involving food. Visit alibi.com/e/143056. awesomefoundation.org for details and a submission SIDDHA YOGA MEDITATION Experience your inner self by form. alibi.com/e/3529. joining in for a weekly chanting and meditation program. FOOD NOT BOMBS Find a FNB group in your area at Siddha Yoga Meditation Center in Albuquerque foodnotbombs.net or call (800) 884-1136. (4308 Carlisle NE, Suite 201). 7 -8:30pm. 291 -5434. alibi.com/e/3519. alibi.com/e/147785. GIVE FOOD TO THE STOREHOUSE The Storehouse accepts TEQUILA PAIRING DINNER Enjoy a special menu of Latin nonperishable food, fresh garden vegetables, baby food fusion tapas from Pueblo Harvest Café’s acclaimed and formula. Food may be dropped off at the back door culinary team paired with five unique tequilas. Pueblo Tuesday-Friday, 8:30am-3:30pm and Saturday, 8:30- Harvest Café (2401 12th Street NW). $65. 6 -8pm. 11:30am. The Storehouse (106 Broadway SE). 724 -3510. alibi.com/e/151927. 842 -6491. alibi.com/e/3525. WEDNESDAYS ON THE WESTSIDE This month features Om HELP FEED THE HOMELESS Bring nonperishable donations to Nom Nom 505 food truck paired with Marble brews and Joy Junction (4500 Second Street SW). local bands. Marble Brewery Westside Tap Room alibi.com/e/3521. (5740 Night Whisper NW). 3 -9pm. 508 -4368. NATURAL GROCERS BAG BENEFIT Natural Grocers by Vitamin alibi.com/e/152012. Cottage donates five cents to Roadrunner Food Bank for YOGA FOR OUTDOOR FITNESS Learn yoga basics, and every person who brings in their own shopping bags. develop your balance, endurance and strength (inner and rrfb.org. Natural Grocers/Vitamin Cottage physical). REI (1550 Mercantile NE). 6pm. 247 -1191. (4420 Wyoming NE). alibi.com/e/3524. alibi.com/e/152035. RIO GRANDE FOOD PROJECT Rio Grande Food Project feeds 11,000 families every year. Visit rgfp.org, email ON GOING [email protected], or call 831-3778 to find out how to help hungry New Mexicans. alibi.com/e/3528. DOULAS OF THE SOUTHWEST DOULA TEA An informal VOLUNTEER AT PROJECT SHARE Project Share relies on gathering to meet certified doulas. Learn about what volunteers and donations to carry out its mission of doulas do and how doulas can help expectant families. feeding the hungry. Donations can be made Monday High Desert Yoga (4600 Copper NE). 10 -11am. through Sunday from 1 to 4pm. Closed Wednesdays. 232 -9642. alibi.com/e/132067. Project Share (1515 Yale SE). alibi.com/e/3520. a EVENT | PREVIEW What’s Lavender Got to Do with It? Garlic makes everything shitty about this sometimes insensitive, destructive and dark world we live in just a little bit brighter and more tolerable. Fired from your job? Eat some garlic bread. Getting a divorce? Extra garlic on your pizza. Hate your kids? Garlic butter on everything. But garlic isn’t just for binge eating and junk food. Apparently, it can be used in a variety of healthy dishes and hosts properties that could even help your ailing body by treating nasty things like the common cold, flu, low blood sugar and high blood pressure. You know what else kicks ass? Lavender. Lavender smells fucking wonderful, looks gentle and beautiful, and is also used medicinally and spiritually. Norwegian folklore encourages you to put lavender in your pillow case at night if you’ve been experiencing nightmares. Versatile and aromatic, lavender is the sexy partner to garlic’s genius, and the Los Ranchos Growers’ Market (6718 Rio Grande NW) knows how to get down with both. This weekend they will host the annual Garlic and Lavender Festival on Saturday, July 11, SATURDAY from 7am to JULY 11 1pm. In previous years the Los Ranchos Village festival has been Hall a huge success, 6718 Rio Grande NW and offers alibi.com/e/151476 informational 7am to 1pm booths, classes, face painting and, of course, lavender and garlic. For more info go to losranchosnm.gov/lavender-festival. (Amelia Olson) a VIA WIKIPEDIA

[10 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] [12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 ART | feATuRe Deserts of Mars BY JOSHUA LEE

here’s something sexy and dangerous about robed occultists performing rituals for old Tgods in the moonlit desert. With the arrival of my digital invitation to this weekend’s public performance of the O.T.O.’s Rite of Mars comes a flood of mental images provided by Hollywood films I’ve seen growing up: hooded figures silhouetted by firelight—long shadows lying in the sand like serpents, disembodied voices droning incantations in dead languages. Of course this is all fantasy. I’ve been to these sorts of things before, and what they don’t show you in Eyes Wide Shut is the scene after the ritual, when the cultists have to go home and throw their robes in the wash before taking the dog out to pee. Under the masks are usually people like the rest of us. But I have to admit a touch of excitement as I drive to the home of Soror Luz, a representative of the local encampment of the Ordo Templi Orientis. The O.T.O. may be one of the most famous occult fraternal organizations of this century and the last, thanks largely to the influence of its one-time leader, Aleister Crowley—the infamous drug- fiend, sodomist and blasphemer. Crowley (which rhymes with “holy” and not “bowely,” as Ozzy would have you believe) was also one of the greatest minds to come out of the 20th century. His influence blasted through popular culture, leaving the ’60s in its wake (Timothy Leary really did claim to be the reincarnated Crowley, and you can find the old sod’s head poking out between Sri Yukteswar and Mae West on Sgt. Pepper . As for the myth that he fed Aldous Huxley his first mouthful of peyote ... the results are still out). Crowley joined the O.T.O. in 1912, back when it was still just another pseudo-Masonic magical order-cum-boys club. Within a couple of years, he was running the show and had implemented his own home-grown religion Rites of Mars performanced by Heart of Blood Thelema as the official creed of the order. As with all initiatory magical groups, there the Subtlety or Force Encampment, and she is a distinct odor of secrecy floating around the tells me there are a couple dozen active The Rites of Eleusis: The O.T.O.’s shadowy center. Rumors abound. This members—a number which surprises me, given Rite of Mars would be my first time meeting a Thelemite in the relatively modest population of our fair city. Saturday, July 11, 7pm real life, and I’m not quite sure what will greet “New Mexico has a really thriving Secret Location (revealed at heartofblood.org, east me when I answer Soror Luz’ invitation to talk alternative scene. There’s a lot of people with of Albuquerque) about the upcoming performance. different spiritualities and philosophies out $15 What I find is a sleek, modern loft with here. Neo-Pagan groups, Reconstructionists, Robert Anton Wilson on the bookshelf and a Rosicrucians. They’re all here and thriving. ... plush couch that threatens to derail the entire It’s just a very inspiring place. There’s a order. “I know there’s a lot of people in town meeting with its comfiness. Instead of rumors, current for wanting knowledge and who have thought about coming around, and I smell clean linens. illumination in the culture here.” this would be a really fun way to meet us and “The rite is a dramatic ritual, meaning it’s a That current will be flowing toward the interact with us and see what we do.” play, but it’s also a teaching ritual, where you desert this Saturday, July 11, for the live Tickets are available to the public, and can experience Crowley’s idea of the nature of performance of The Rites of Eleusis: The Rite of anyone who wants to experience the rare the planet Mars and what its occult Mars , put on by Heart of Blood, a traveling opportunity to see the up-close invocation of significance is.” Soror Luz is well-spoken and production company who organizes events to an ancient Egyptian deity this side of the 21st cordial. She sits lightly on a matching love promote teaching the mostly unaware public century is urged to nab one while they’re seat as I struggle with the siren’s call of her about Crowley and Thelema. available. For more info, email perfect couch. Soror Luz says the play will be a great way [email protected] a I ask about the local branch of the order, for anyone who’s curious to check out the JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [13 ] Classes . A two-hour, step-by-step, guided painting class to MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE , Santa Fe 2015 SONG & DANCE inspire your inner artist. $45. 6 -8pm. (575) 404 -1801. International Folk Art Market Opening Party . An outdoor CASA FLAMENCA Flamenco Tablaos . Celebrate flamenco in Arts & Lit alibi.com/e/133348. gathering that brings more than 150 folk artists from 57 the traditional tablao setting with features from local, NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Relief Printing Four Day countries to sell their handmade work, including jewelry, national and internationally renowned artists. $25. Calendar Workshop . Class covers several techniques from black and textiles, baskets, ceramics and more. $225. 6:30 -9pm. 8-9pm. 247 -0622. alibi.com/e/149459. white, to multi-plate and reduction printing. $325 plus 992 -7600. alibi.com/e/149636. FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH Sound-Space Audio Lab: tax. 10am -5pm. 268 -8952. alibi.com/e/145167. PAGE COLEMAN GALLERY Mostly Black Opening Reception . Electronic Art Music Series . Nathaniel Bartlett presents a TORTUGA GALLERY Creating Your Visual Vocabulary . Denise New works by Rachel Zollinger, Scott Palsce, Leigh Anne live performance of his new composition Next Apex . $12. Weaver Ross teaches you to develop your own visual Langwell and Page Coleman. 5:30 -7:30pm. 238 -5071. 6:30pm. 884 -1801. alibi.com/e/151867. THURSDAY JULY 9 vocabulary to find the path needed to best articulate your alibi.com/e/151685. LEARN WORDS ideas visually. $180. 7 -9pm. 480 -5566. RED DOT GALLERY , Santa Fe Summertime Arts 2015 516 ARTS Using Photography in Mixed Media . Learn to alibi.com/e/148717. Opening Reception . Featuring work by students, alumni, BARNES & NOBLE, WESTSIDE Get Pop Cultured: 1960s FILM combine photography and photo-based processes with Throwback Thursday . A 1960s storytime with a costume faculty and staff from the College of Santa Fe, Institute of different materials to build unique mixed media works contest and more. 11am -1pm. 792 -4234. ESTHER BONE MEMORIAL LIBRARY , Rio Rancho Movie for American Indian Arts and more. Runs through 8/6. with Holly Roberts. $200. 7 -8:30pm. 242 -1445. Tweens . Kids grades 5-8 can attend this free screening of 4:30 -7pm. (505) 820 -7338. alibi.com/e/152011. alibi.com/e/149564. STAGE alibi.com/e/143351. BOOKWORKS Story Time! Rock-n-Roll Edition . There may not a Disney film about high-teched superheroes battling a NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Relief Printing Four Day be rocking, but they’ll talk about all things rock, with masked villain. 2pm. 891 -5012. alibi.com/e/152010. ADOBE THEATER Neil Simon’s The Sunshine Boys . $15 -$17. Workshop . $325 plus tax. 10am -5pm. See 7/9 listing. stories, crafts and a snack. 10:30am. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Cumbres (Heights) . 7:30pm. See 7/9 listing. FILM alibi.com/e/152016. Also, Table for One . A reading and Gabriel Nuncio’s understated character piece follows the AUX DOG THEATRE Dan Goggin’s Nunsense . Play tells the BARNES & NOBLE, WESTSIDE DC Comics Day . Featuring a signing with writer Jenni Finlay. 7pm. 344 -8139. flight of two sisters from Monterrey to Querétaro after an story of the Little Sisters of Hoboken who are in need of superheroes storytime, a DC Comics trivia tournament for alibi.com/e/152017. unexplained event. 7pm. 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/151935. funds for the burials of 52 sisters who were accidentally adults and kids, and a Comic Characters Costume ART poisoned by the cook. Runs through 8/2. $15. Contest. 7 -9pm. 792 -4234. alibi.com/e/149610. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Tomorrow’s Artists FRIDAY JULY 10 8-10:30pm. 254 -7116. alibi.com/e/123330. FOUNTAIN THEATER, Las Cruces New Mexico Women in Today . An evening of youth performances and talks about BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE Film Fiesta . A tri-city film fiesta showcasing the works the power of art. $6 -$12. 6:30 -8:30pm. 414 -3738. WORDS SHOW . Live comedy and improv. $8 -$10. 8pm. of women filmmakers in New Mexico. $15. 5pm. alibi.com/e/149589. BOOKWORKS Just This Is It: Dongshan and the Practice of alibi.com/e/151491. Also, Comedy? Albuquerque’s DIY alibi.com/e/152313. See “Reel World.” STAGE Suchness . A reading and signing with Taigen Dan comedy troupe provides improv, sketch and music. $8. KIMO THEATRE The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) . This ADOBE THEATER Neil Simon’s The Sunshine Boys . Play tells Leighton. 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/152018. 9:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/135343. film, starring Michael Rennie and Patricia Neal, depicts an the story of an aging vaudevillian team that must come ART FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Murder at the Abilene alien and his robot who land on Cold War-era Earth. Part together for a reunion show, even though they hate each EXHIBIT/208 Bruce Lowney Recent Paintings Opening Saloon . When murder raises its ugly head, it’s up to of the Friday Fright Nights film series. $6 -$8. 6 -7:30pm, other. Runs through 7/12. $15 -$17. 7:30pm. 898 -9222. Reception . Featuring over a dozen recent paintings by the famous Western legend Trale Horner to save the day in this 8:30 -10pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/149637. alibi.com/e/152068. artist. 5pm -8am. 450 -6884. alibi.com/e/147739. special dinner theater. $57. 7:30 -10pm. 377 -9593. CELL THEATRE Duke City Rep 6th Season Announcement GALLERY AT YUCCA FLATS Bee’s Purple Opening Reception . alibi.com/e/143173. SATURDAY JULY 11 Party! Be the first to hear about the upcoming theater New works by Zach Meisner. 5 -8pm. 710 -8313. HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMING ARTS CENTER The season with snacks, beverages, games and awards. alibi.com/e/151870. Pirates of Penzance . The students of the Opera Unlimited WORDS 6-8pm. 766 -9412. alibi.com/e/150009. INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Mural Discovery Tour . Summer Youth Opera Day Camp present a fully staged BOOKWORKS Go West! Writer and illustrator Joel Nakamura STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Stand-up Comedy Reflect on nine of the IPCC’s murals, and uncover new and production of Gilbert and Sullivan’s operetta. Donations presents his new picture book. 10:30am. Thursday . Featuring three of the country’s best stand-up unexpected layers of meaning in each. $3 -$6. 1 -2pm. appreciated. 7pm. 822 -0849. alibi.com/e/148739. alibi.com/e/152019. Also, Our Most Treasured Tails . A comedians: Forrest Shaw, Justin Foster and Genevieve 843 -7270. alibi.com/e/144077. MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST Once Upon a Mattress . reading and signing with writer Kate Kuligowski. 3pm. Mueller. $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. alibi.com/e/148273. ISLETA RESORT & CASINO 5th Annual Duke City Tattoo You’ll never look at fairy tales the same way again after 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/152020. THE VORTEX THEATRE The Tempest . See this adaptation of Fiesta . Featuring appearances by renowned tattoo artists, this hilarious and raucus spin on the classic royal LOS GRIEGOS LIBRARY SCBWI-NM 2nd Annual Enchantment William Shakespeare’s original play, directed by Brian as well as performances, workshops, contests and more. courtship. Runs through 8/2. $15 -$22. 8pm. 265 -9119. Show . The Society of Children’s Book Writers and Haney. Runs through 7/12. $8. 7pm. 247 -8600. $20 -$25. 1 -7pm. 724 -3800. alibi.com/e/149634. alibi.com/e/148296. Illustrators of New Mexico host a reading and reception for alibi.com/e/152004. See preview box. LOMA LINDA COMMUNITY CENTER Every Ability Plays Project SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Bonkerz Comedy . Featuring comedian their second annual collaborative show. 2 -4pm. LEARN Fundraiser Event . Tonya Rivera sells her artwork to raise Forrest Shaw, as seen on “Conan.” $10. 8pm. (505) 761 -4020. alibi.com/e/151816. ART SANCTUARY , Santa Fe Paint Moment: Santa Fe Art funds to help redo the Loma Linda accessible playground 982 -0775. alibi.com/e/149645. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Artemis Invaded . A reading and and more. 5 -8pm. 289 -2946. alibi.com/e/144791. THE VORTEX THEATRE The Tempest . $8. 7pm. See 7/9 listing.

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of Dysfunction . A reading and signing with author and listing. D E P publisher Barbe Awalt. 1 -3pm. 242 -7204. JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER In the Good ‘Ole I K ART Summertime . Pretty harmonies and witty banter with I W

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ART SHACK , Madrid You’ve Got a Beautiful Nature Opening the UpStaged Cabaret Troupe. $18 -$20. 7pm. I Reception . New works by Josephine Adams. Runs through 348 -4500. alibi.com/e/149910. See “Show Up!” V 7/18. 4 -7pm. 660 -2923. alibi.com/e/152013. LEARN BELEN ART LEAGUE GALLERY AND GIFTS , Belen Art for Pets’ 516 ARTS Using Photography in Mixed Media . $200. Sake Opening Reception . An art exhibition and benefit for 10am -5pm. See 7/10 listing. homeless pets with refreshments, art awards, pet ESTHER BONE MEMORIAL LIBRARY , Rio Rancho Try adoptions, a silent auction and a raffle. Noon -4pm. (505) Something New: Collage . Make a collage with help from 861 -0217. alibi.com/e/151684. the Rio Rancho Art Association. 10am -noon. 891 -5012. ISLETA RESORT & CASINO 5th Annual Duke City Tattoo alibi.com/e/152025. Fiesta . $20 -$25. 11am -11pm. See 7/10 listing. NATIONAL MUSEUM OF NUCLEAR SCIENCE AND HISTORY MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE , Santa Fe 2015 Look Deep Into Nature . An informative discussion with International Folk Art Market . $20 -$75. 7:30am -5pm. writer Gwyneth Cravens. $5 -$10. 6 -8:30pm. 291 -1177. See 7/10 listing. alibi.com/e/148723. SECRET LOCATION The Rites of Eleusis: The Rite of Mars . FILM The Ordo Templi Orientis presents a special GUILD CINEMA New Mexico Women in Film Fiesta . A tri-city performance with the Heart of Blood production film fiesta showcasing the works of women filmmakers company, featuring music, dance and poetry. $15. 7pm. in New Mexico. $15. 5pm. 255 -1848. alibi.com/e/152318. See “Arts Feature.” alibi.com/e/152314. See “Reel World.” TORTUGA GALLERY Joy and Sorrow in Painting Opening NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND Reception . New paintings by international artist Eliza M. SCIENCE Batman . Catch Tim Burton’s dark take on the Schmid. Runs through July. 5 -8pm. 506 -0820. Batman story, starring Michael Keaton and Jack alibi.com/e/149705. Nicholson. $6 -$8. 6pm. 841 -2802. VALLE DE ORO NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE Urban Refuge alibi.com/e/152312. See “Reel World.” A.R.T.S. Featuring demonstrations, workshops, colorful SANTA FE RAILYARD PARK, Santa Fe The Rocky Horror canvases, art and musical instruments created from Picture Show . Catch a screening of the 1975 horror- repurposed and recycled materials, and more. musical, featuring a shadowcast by Rocky Horror New 10am -3pm. 379 -2307. alibi.com/e/151743. Mexico. Part of the Santa Fe Independent Film Festival STAGE summer series. 7pm. alibi.com/e/152316. See “Reel Shakespeare and Shit ADOBE THEATER Neil Simon’s The Sunshine Boys . $15 -$17. World.” Some guy named William Shakespeare wrote a bunch of plays and shit, and people still love them. 7:30pm. See 7/9 listing. Theaters still put them on, and every high school teacher in the world wants you to know everything AUX DOG THEATRE Dan Goggin’s Nunsense . $15. SUNDAY JULY 12 about him. Local theater The Vortex (2900 Carlisle NE) is no exception. The 8-10:30pm. See 7/10 listing. Vortex will perform Shakespeare’s The Tempest this Thursday through BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE WORDS Sunday. Critics speculate The Tempest was Billy’s last play written by THURSDAY SHOW . $8 -$10. 8pm. See 7/10 listing. BOOKWORKS In the Kingdom of Ice . A reading and signing himself, and with characters like drunk butlers, cruel witches and some peeps JULY 9 FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Murder at the Abilene with writer Hampton Sides. 1pm. alibi.com/e/152021. stranded on an island, the play is sure to be weird, Shakespeare-y and The Vortex Theatre Saloon . $57. 7:30 -10pm. See 7/10 listing. Also, Opera Unveiled . A reading and signing with writer captivating. The Tempest is being put on by the young company of The Will HIGHLAND HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMING ARTS CENTER The 2900 Carlisle NE Desiree Mays. 3pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/152022. Power Summer Shakespeare Academy and is directed by Brian Haney. It alibi.com/e/152004 Pirates of Penzance . Donations appreciated. 7pm. See TREASURE HOUSE BOOKS , Old Town Red Gold . A reading begins this Thursday, July 9, and ends Sunday, July 12. Thursday through 7/10 listing. Saturday shows will be performed at 7pm, and Sunday’s is at 2pm. Tickets 7pm MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST Once Upon a Mattress . are $8 and can be purchased online at vortexabq.org. (Amelia Olson) a $15 -$22. 8pm. See 7/10 listing. Arts &Lit Calendar continues on page 16

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SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Summer Youth Film STAGE Program . 8am -5pm. See 7/13 listing. ADOBE THEATER Neil Simon’s The Sunshine Boys . $15 -$17. FILM 2pm. See 7/9 listing. KIMO THEATRE Batman Returns (1992) . Catch Michael AUX DOG THEATRE Dan Goggin’s Nunsense . $15. 2pm. See Keaton, Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer in this Tim 7/10 listing. Burton sequel to the Batman story. Part of the ’90s MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST Once Upon a Mattress . Batman film series. $6 -$8. 3 -5pm, 7 -9pm. 768 -3544. $15 -$22. 4pm. See 7/10 listing. alibi.com/e/151554. THE VORTEX THEATRE The Tempest . $8. 2pm. See 7/9 listing. SONG & DANCE ON GOING CASA FLAMENCA Flamenco Tablaos . $25. 6 -7pm. See 7/10 listing. ART THE KOSMOS Chatter Sunday: Mozart and Berio . Featuring APRIL PRICE PROJECT GALLERY Views From the Beach . New David Felberg (violin), Shanti Randall (viola), emsemble works by Laverne Harper, Marietta Patricia Leis, Mary Ann musicians and author Hampton Sides. $5 -$15. Strandell, Allan Paine Radebaugh and more. 10:30 -11:30am. 307 -9647. alibi.com/e/147750. alibi.com/e/138726. LEARN CENTRAL FEATURES We Care A Lot and Driven Snow . New 516 ARTS Using Photography in Mixed Media . $200. works by Debra Baxter and Andy Mattern. 11am -6pm. 10am -5pm. See 7/10 listing. 243 -3389. alibi.com/e/151615.. FILM MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE , Santa Fe Turquoise, JEAN COCTEAU CINEMA, Santa Fe New Mexico Women in Water, Sky: The Stone and Its Meaning . The Stone and Its Film Fiesta . A tri-city film fiesta showcasing the works Meaning, opening April 13, 2014 at the Museum of Indian of women filmmakers in New Mexico. $15. 5pm. Arts and Culture, highlights the Museum’s extensive alibi.com/e/152315. See “Reel World.” collection of Southwestern turquoise jewelry and presents KIMO THEATRE The Beguiled (1971) . Screening of the classic all aspects of the stone, from geology, mining and history, film starring Clint Eastwood and Geraldine Page. Part of to questions of authenticity and value.People in the the Make My Day Clint Eastwood Retrospective film series. Southwest have used turquoise for jewelry and ceremonial $6 -$8. 2 -3:45pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/149726. purposes and traded valuable stones both within and OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Sound of Redemption: The outside the region for over a thousand years. Turquoise, Frank Morgan Story . This film tells the life story of jazz Water, Sky presents hundreds of necklaces, bracelets, saxophonist Frank Morgan. Part of the 10th annual New belts, rings, earrings, silver boxes and other objects Mexico Jazz Festival. 4pm. 268 -0044. illustrating how the stone was used and its deep alibi.com/e/149730. significance to the people of the region. This comprehensive consideration of the stone runs through MONDAY JULY 13 March 2016. (505) 476 -1250. alibi.com/e/77942. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER AfroBrasil: Art and ART Identities . Brazilian designer and photographer Paulo P. O’NIELL’S PUB , Nob Hill Cool Nights Opening Reception . A Lima, Ph.D. debuts his first national exhibition including a group exhibit by the Rainbow Women Artists Collective. number of photographed images and dressed figurines Runs through 8/2. 5 -7pm. 265 -2339. that feature elements of the Afro-Brazilian religion alibi.com/e/151806. Candomblé. $3/adult, $2/senior, $0/kids under 15, LEARN $0/Sundays. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/123957. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Summer Youth Film NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF ART , Santa Fe Colors of the Program . A chance for high school students to learn Southwest . Paintings, photographs, prints, watercolors and camera use, directing, story board development, film ceramics from the early 20th century to the present. editing and acting. Limited to 20 students. 8am -5pm. (505) 476 -5072. alibi.com/e/133764. 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/151959. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . This NatGeo traveling exhibition highlights the importance of TUESDAY JULY 14 birds of paradise to New Guinea. Runs through 8/16. Free WORDS with admission. 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/130739. BOOKWORKS The Transformative Negotiator . A reading and PURPLE SAGE GALERIA Janice St. Marie . Exhibition of new signing with writer Michele Huff. 7pm. 344 -8139. pastels by Janice St. Marie. Noon -5pm. alibi.com/e/152023. alibi.com/e/144954. Also, Julane Jensen . Exhibition of TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Poetry And Beer . Damien new original oils by Julane Jensen. Noon -5pm. 450 -4059. Flores and Joe Romero host the longest-running open mic alibi.com/e/144985. and slam in New Mexico. 7pm. 243 -6752. RICHARD LEVY GALLERY Exposure . Selected photographs by alibi.com/e/149623. Gordon Parks and Rania Matar. alibi.com/e/143416. ART Also, Exposure • After the Threshold . 766 -9888. FOOTHILLS FELLOWSHIP Prevent Nonprofit from Closing Craft alibi.com/e/149774. Sale . Featuring jewelry, clothing, tote bags, decorative STAGE pillows and other assorted items to raise funds for New LODGE AT SANTA FE , Santa Fe Antonio Granjero & Mexico Women’s Global Pathways. 10am -5pm. Entreflamenco 2015 Summer Season . World-renowned 435 -5741. alibi.com/e/151626. Spanish Flamenco dancer Antonio Granjero presents the LEARN 2015 summer performance season, along with featured AUX DOG THEATRE How to Choose a Topic for Your Magazine artist Estefania Ramirez and his company, Entreflamenco. Article . Join author Melody Groves to learn about choosing Appearing nightly from July 1 to August 30, the 8:00 p.m. topics for magazine articles. 5 -6:30pm. 830 -6034. shows will be featured in the legendary Maria Benitez alibi.com/e/151696. Cabaret located in the Lodge at Santa Fe, a theater built NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Introduction to Gravure specifically for intimate flamenco performances. $25 -$50. 8pm. 209 -1302. alibi.com/e/133279. Four-Day Workshop . Learn to use Akua Kolor Intaglio inks SONG & DANCE and photopolymer plates to create beautiful, limited- edition prints. $325 plus tax. 10am -5pm. 268 -8952. THE KOSMOS Chatter Sunday . Our one-hour program of alibi.com/e/145169. ensemble music every Sunday morning. Includes ten SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Summer Youth Film minutes of poetry, free espresso, and homemade goodies. $5 -$15. 10:30am. 307 -9647. alibi.com/e/127296. Program . 8am -5pm. See 7/13 listing. NOTICES EXPO NEW MEXICO Pastel Artists: Call for Entries . Artist WEDNESDAY JULY 15 entries needed for the Pastel Society of New Mexico 24th WORDS Annual National Pastel Painting. Original and 80 percent BOOKWORKS Kleft Jaw Poetry Reading . A group reading from soft pastels only. Max three digital entries. For more info, head to pastelsnm.org. alibi.com/e/148460. a

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Shrimp guacamole Ceviche PHOTOS BY ERIC WILLIAMS • ERICWPHOTO.COM

dining area, nozzles released a fine mist of push those parental comfort zones. I went BY ARI LEVAUX water droplets. In most parts of the dining with a combo coco, a young coconut with its area, temperatures dropped pleasantly as a soft flesh scooped out and mixed with an Sharky’s Fish and Shrimp They call it Mexican Viagra,” said the result. A few spots were so wet that they assortment of shrimp, fish, octopus and other 5420 Central SW man with the shark stitched into his shirt. needed to be avoided. As it was Tuesday, Taco seafood in a sharp tomatoey sauce. It was 831-8905 I had asked him about the stingray soup “ Tuesday that is, we had indulged in the weekly something like a shrimp cocktail in a coconut. Hours: 10am-9pm Tuesday to Saturday, 10am-7pm known as cahuamanta. It’s available on special of three “Baja-style” tacos for $5. The The same list of seafood options for the cocos Sundays (hours can change without notice) weekends, and sometimes during the week, at default order comes with deep-fried fish, but can also be ordered in a large stone grinding Booze: Not yet. Beer is on the horizon. Sharky’s, a Mexican seafood place on West they will grill it for you if you prefer. The tacos mortar called a molcajete . An order of shrimp Plastic: Yes Central, between Coors and Old Coors. were simple, yet amazing, thanks in no small guacamole came in one of these as well. The Alibi recommends: Fish taco special, shrimp The owner, he of the shark shirt, is part to the well-appointed salsa bar that Shrimp guacamole was basically what it gregarious, constantly making the rounds of guacamole, cahuamanta, ceviche, fried shrimp included not only a bevy of salsas, but roasted sounds like, and it sounded pretty good to me. burrito the outdoor dining area and talking up the jalapeños and yellow peppers as well. We got Indeed, it was a fantastic combination, with a food. When he got to my table, he asked if the more of those same delicious yellows in the lurking sharpness of Mexican hot sauce. An caracol (sea snails) were tender enough (they chile caribe , where they were stuffed with order of shrimp and fish ceviche was bright were). When I expressed my curiosity about shrimp and cheese and wrapped in bacon. with citrus and onion; the flesh was fresh, Chile, lime, salt and raw, deveined shrimp, the cahuamanta, he told me about Mexican When my in-laws were in town a few tender and clean tasting. The only he said. Viagra, and offered me a sample. weeks later and wanted Mexican food, I disappointment, and a minor one at that, was “Raw shrimp?” I asked, trying to prevent a Chunks of stingray flesh, slightly chewy brought them to Sharky’s. To be honest, there the botana de camaron . It was only grossed-out look from consuming my face. and slightly stringy, bobbed in a light tomato aren’t too many Mexican seafood places in disappointing because it didn’t resemble the And with that Sharky was gone. He broth with a hint of oregano. The broth, town that I would bring anyone, much less my picture on the menu, which was of something returned bearing a sample plate of aguachile. while simple, had a depth and richness to it, in-laws (Mariscos Altamar and El Zarandeado like a tostada piled high with fixings. Instead We ate the quivering, grayish creatures, split as if more was going on below the surface than are two other notable exceptions). The in- it was a plate of shrimp interspersed with in half, with lime and chile and salt, all of first met the tongue. As I returned to the laws stayed within their comfort levels with slices of avocado and onion. which accentuated the sweetness of the raw ordering counter to get a grapefruit soda, I burritos—one with grilled fish, the other with Not that we went without tostadas, an shrimp. waited behind a man and a woman. She stood fried shrimp. I would never bother to order a entire bag of which was casually placed on our I would have ordered a beer, but while quietly as the man ordered a bowl of burrito at a Mexican seafood joint, but I was table. This may have been the highlight of my Sharky’s had plans for liquor license, and even cahuamanta, carefully customizing it with pleasantly surprised at how they turned out, father-in-law’s meal. The tostadas went with listed beer on the menu, that had fallen extra this and that, like one who has ordered especially the one filled with fried shrimp, the basically everything, even the dregs of the through. I ordered a Mexican Pepsi instead, it many times. They sat down. She ate crunchiness of which offered nice texture in Sonoran hot dog I had ordered out of and was suddenly a long ways from the bustle nothing, and attentively watched her the middle of the bite. The flatish burritos curiosity. of West Central. I was in a fishing shack, companion eat his stingray soup. contained plenty of fresh cabbage as well, When Sharky came around, I asked him somewhere south of Ensenada, and I was in no It was a hot day, and in the rafters that adding to the crunch. about another curious item I’d seen on the hurry to return. a supported the shade cloth above the long Meanwhile, I had taken it upon myself to menu: aguachile .

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FOOD | F lash in the pan Chao Down Traditional Asian soup for the soul

BY ARI LEVAUX

early every Asian language includes a word for a certain rice-based gruel that’s Nubiquitous across the world’s largest continent, found virtually anywhere rice is grown. The dish often goes by congee, its Chinese name, and many rice cookers even have a “porridge” or congee setting. This humble bowl of steaming goodness can make for a delicious meal in its own right, but at the same time, it is a blank slate that’s able to go in almost any culinary direction. It is also medicine, craved during times of sickness, hangover or other malaise by those who have grown up with it. Like mom’s chicken soup, congee is a warm, rejuvenating embrace. As a culinary attraction, it’s versatile, energizing and so consistently delicious that it’s basically foolproof. It’s a good tool to have at the ready when dealing with the fresh veggies of summer like zucchini, peas and herbs. The myriad forms of congee have, in no small measure, built the civilizations of Asia, Ginkgo porridge with assortment of preserved pickles PHOTO BY MATT WEIBO fueling the workers that built the likes of Angkor Wat and Seoul. Although versions of and water—or better yet, stock. Nguyen uses simmers in a saucepan (with some added congee are still regularly prepared in Thai, it as a base for several variations of cháo, water, if necessary, to thin it). The hot gruel Korean, Japanese, Filipino, Burmese and including chicken, beef and fish. is ladled in, and the bowl is topped with Indian kitchens, to name a few, it’s rare to herbs like cilantro or chopped onion greens, find it on stateside Asian restaurant menus. and perhaps a sauce. Whenever I see congee, by that or any other Andrea Nguyen’s cháo The cháo needs to be hot enough, and the name, on a menu, I pounce, and am rarely Ingredients portion large enough, to properly cook the disappointed. ¾ cup rice proteins, which could be marinated strips of Today, carbohydrates are treated with 1-inch cube of ginger, cut into slabs meat or fish, a few raw, peeled shrimp or suspicion, having been outed as stealth 3 green onions, just the white part, with simply a raw chicken egg. Cháo can also be saboteurs to one’s body mass index. Rice is roots and greens removed added to proteins that are being cooked, such full of carbs, and I would think that cooking 2 ½ quarts chicken stock as a sizzling pan of chicken. I recently sliced it into a starch slurry would bring those Directions some high-end Italian meatballs into my starches closer to sugar status. Indeed, this Put the rice in a 4-quart pot. Fill the pot cháo and let it simmer, before serving it on a kind of action amounts to one of the main with water, and swash the rice around with bowl of raw scallops, and I would eat that arguments often leveled at processed foods. your fingers. When the rice settles, pour off bowl again in a heartbeat. I’ve also added But it also might explain why congee is the water. Repeat twice. veggies like slices of baby zucchini to the thought to be so medicinal: the extended Add the stock, ginger and green onion to cháo as it reheats. cooking makes the nutrients, including the pot. Bring to a boil over high heat, then Lately, I’ve been adding chopped garlic sugars, more accessible and easy to digest. partially cover and reduce to a vigorous scapes to the bottom of the bowl and letting But paradoxically, even though it’s made simmer for five minutes, during which time them cook with the proteins. Nguyen’s recipe mostly of rice, when you eat a lot of congee, the rice “... should bounce in the bubbling for beef cháo calls for shredded ginger in the you nonetheless are not eating that much water without the water boiling over the pan bowl bottom along with the beef, and I’ve rice. sides.” taken to adding a pinch of shredded ginger to As they simmer into starchy Stir, to ensure none of the rice has stuck the top of nearly every bowl, the sharpness disembodiment, a handful of rice grains to the bottom, and reduce to a gentle and heat being such a great match to the somehow grow into enough food for a family. simmer, covered, for about an hour “... or warm, dimly gingery porridge. It’s quite something to behold. Andrea until the rice grains have bloomed and And while shopping, I’ve taken to Nguyen, cookbook author and authority on curled, releasing their starches to thicken the evaluating potential purchases in terms of Vietnamese cuisine, has a recipe for soup and turn it creamy white.” what they might do for my cháo. Duck meat, Vietnamese cháo that makes a point of using Remove the ginger. Eat the green onion. organ meat, bacon, tofu ... the list is endless. less than a cup of rice to feed “Biblical Add salt, if necessary. In the north of Vietnam, it’s common for proportions” of people. The recipe can be Now that you have your cháo, it is almost people to slice Chinese donuts atop their found in Nguyen’s cookbook, Into the time to chow down. cháo. Once you start putting donuts on Vietnamese Kitchen: Treasured Foodways, The general drill with serving the many things, that’s as clear an indication as any Modern Flavors. variations of cháo is to arrange various that anything goes. In addition to that handful of rice, this uncooked proteins and other goodies in the a recipe requires no more than ginger, scallions bottom of a bowl. Meanwhile, some cháo

[20 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15, 2015 JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [21 ] server will help you cook your dinner on the built- drop soup and egg rolls. Plus, the waitstaff is QUE HUONG Chowtown in grills. They’ll also show you how to wrap your extra friendly. 7010 Central SE, Suites C-D, 262-0575 • $ spicy grilled meat or seafood in herb and lettuce [VIETNAMESE ] When you’re really hungover, nothing a rotating guide to restaurants we like leaves. For a full course of fine lunchtime cuisine, HUONG THAO VIETNAMESE CUISINE hits the spot like Que Huong’s Vietnamese stew try the tofu kimchi appetizer, ginger tea and spicy 1016 Juan Tabo NE, 292-8222 • $ with chicken and curry. You’ll lick your lips after suggest a restaurant or search for more at: chicken box plate. Nothing in Nob Hill goes down alibi.com/chowtown [VIETNAMESE ] A quiet restaurant in a strip mall just every spoonful of the mysteriously spicy broth. w better. Go big on the appetizer list for the taste, north of Lomas on Juan Tabo, Huong Thao has Wrap the chunks of meat and vegetables in but if you’re cutting costs, the box plate menu been serving up Vietnamese food for almost two pieces of crusty French bread, and thank your These listings have no connection with Alibi advertising offers more than enough chow for a starving decades. The place is unassuming and the lucky stars you discovered Vietnamese food. midday appetite. And it’s worth every penny. Also, service friendly. Try the fresh spring rolls and a Nob Hill’s newest sushi bar (behind Korean BBQ big bowl o’ pho or vegetarian rice noodles and UNIVERSITY House) offers all-you-can-eat sushi for $18 at tofu. For dessert, you can’t go wrong with a East by lunch and $23 at dinner. Ordering á la carte is creamy coconut shake. KAI’S CHINESE RESTAURANT always allowed, but if you’re going for the all-you- 138 Harvard SE, 266-8388 • $ can-eat, you’ve got two pages full of options and MING DYNASTY [CHINESE ] So many reasons why we love Kai’s: It’s West an hour in which to explore them. Edamame, 1551 Eubank NE, 296-0298 • $$ cheap even by cheapskate standards. The service tempura, miso soup, rolls, hand rolls and a small [CHINESE ] Ming Dynasty serves dim sum that is friendly, and the food comes out in a flash. It’s selection of nigiri are all fair game. DOWNTOWN comes as close to an authentic Chinatown close to the university, and there’s parking in the experience as you’re going to get in Albuquerque. back. If you’re bored, you can either look at AMERASIA & SUMO SUSHI SHOGUN JAPANESE RESTAURANT Affable owner Minh Tang has made it easy for pictures of kung fu heroes all over the walls or 800 Third Street NW, 246-1615 • $$ 3310 Central SE, 265-9166 • $$$ uninitiated diners to partake in this Chinese meal check out the action in the open kitchen. If [ASIAN ] Dim sum and sushi under the same roof? [JAPANESE ] Shogun serves sashimi, nigiri and with an organized dim sum menu: Dishes— you’ve got $10 and an empty stomach, Kai’s will It’s like a dream come true. Owner Hyangami Yi’s sushi rolls in a fashionable Nob Hill setting. Park including spare ribs, steamed barbecue pork take care of you. food is as good as it gets, with exquisite dim sum yourself by the sushi bar to watch the chefs buns and, yes, stewed chicken feet—are grouped plates and buns. Feel free to order sushi from her skillfully prepare Japanese specialties as by price and include individual pictures. Or order THAI HOUSE brother Woo Youn, who runs the adjoining outgoing orders float past you on little wooden standbys such as the pork and wonton soup right 106 Buena Vista SE, 247-9205 • $ restaurant. He’s got all the usual sashimi and nigiri, boats. The spider roll (with fried soft shell crab) is off the menu. [THAI ] The university crowd has been patronizing but it’s the original, creative rolls that really set highly addictive, so be sure to order enough for Thai House for years, and with good reason. For Sumo apart—that, and the adorable little train that everyone in your party. SIAM CAFÉ ferries your pickled ginger around the sushi bar. those living in the student ghetto, the location is 5500 San Mateo NE, 883-7334 • $$ ideal, and the extensive, vegetarian-friendly menu NORTHEAST HEIGHTS SUSHI KING [THAI ] Siam curries are a splendid and lip- is usually supplemented with delicious specials. Go smacking affair that cling to every grain of rice for the spicy white fish in a hot, red curry sauce. 118 Central SW, 842-5099 • $$ AZUMA SUSHI & TEPPAN like a slinky nightgown. Order anything involving [JAPANESE ] Sushi King is a small, hip, but casual 4701 San Mateo NE, 880-9800 • $$$ tofu, peanuts, noodles or fried eggplant (which, spot located a few doors up from the Century 14 UPPER NOB HILL [JAPANESE ] Sure, from the outside Azuma still now that we think about it, is pretty much the Downtown movie theater. They serve fresh nigiri, looks like a Black-eyed Pea, but inside every ORCHID THAI CUISINE sashimi and sushi rolls, plus an interesting entire menu) and you’re guaranteed to walk out trace of country kitsch has been erased and 4300 Central SE, 265-4047 • $$ assortment of seafood salads and noodle with a big smile. Order it extra-hot and you’ll be replaced by a serene Japanese theme. Half of dousing your head with the waitress’ pitcher of [THAI ] The Orchid has a fantastic atmosphere. dishes. They’ve also got excellent sake, so be Azuma is devoted to teppan tables where sure to split a bottle with your sushi chef. ice water ... and loving it! Elaborate murals line the walls, and the dim patrons can sit and watch as a cook prepares interior is punctuated by pools of light just where their dinners with a few flashy tricks. On the other FAIRGROUNDS THAI TIP you need them—on the tables. The service can be side of the restaurant, booths are separated by 1512 Wyoming NE, 323-7447 • $$ weak, but the enormous menu has something pretty panes of frosted glass, and a line of stools [THAI ] The menu at Thai Tip is extensive, with delicious for everyone. From basic pad Thai to CHOPSTIX hug the sushi bar. In addition to sushi, Azuma’s pages and pages of noodles, curries and stir- much more exotic fare, the Orchid is one of the 6001 Lomas NE, 268-8777 • $ menu offers many cooked items including fried dishes. The spicy and sour thom yum soup tastiest flowers in Albuquerque’s blossoming [CHINESE ] Chopstix is a real culinary adventure noodles and a variety of grilled meats and (served over a flaming Sterno) is as delicious as garden of Thai restaurants. Voted Burque’s Best with authentic Beijing-style cuisine. You’ll find vegetables that will ensure the place’s appeal to its presentation promises; the brightly colored Thai for 2014. dishes like sweet red bean-stuffed steamed nearby families and folks who are new to green bean curry is fantastic. Fans of Thai food buns, dan dan noodles, mustard and dried bean Japanese food. curd, and stewed chicken feet. Amuse your server will not be disappointed. WESTSIDE to no end by ordering the salted pork noodles, a BUDAI GOURMET CHINESE traditional dish that “only Chinese people like!” A CHOW’S ASIAN BISTRO 6300 San Mateo NE, Suite H-1, 797-7898 • $$ SOUTHEAST few bucks gets you a huge bowl filled with a rich, 10000 Coors Bypass, 899-6889 • $$ porky broth, rice noodles, bok choy, tripe and [CHINESE ] This small Taiwanese-owned eatery is 2000 VIETNAM [CHINESE ] Chow’s is one of those rare Chinese irregular chunks of pork belly, striated with fat full of surprises. The regular menu is a long and 601 San Mateo SE, 232-0900 • $ food finds that doesn’t make you feel too guilty interesting read, full of familiar and unusual and muscle—not for the meek of pork, to be sure. [VIETNAMESE ] Try to disregard the fact that this about digging into a steaming pile of noodles. In Taiwanese and Chinese dishes (tea-smoked place is attached to an auto emissions testing fact, this place features extremely fresh and duck, steamed fish with ginger and scallions, dim NOB HILL shop—the food is the real deal. The menu is flavorful dishes that jump off the plate with color. sum). If you ask questions about the food, you packed with delicately flavored soups, rice and Try the dragon sesame chicken and the volcano might get a history lesson from Elsa Fang, who CRAZY FISH vermicelli dishes for the vegetarian and meat- fish, not to mention their delicious herbal tea handles the front of the restaurant while her 3015 Central NE, 232-3474 • $$ eater alike. Portions are more than generous, and and gingered bok choy. Pick up some chopsticks husband, Hsia, does the cooking. And if you ask [JAPANESE ] The lunch menu at contemporary Crazy so are the prices. Try the lemongrass tofu. and head to Chow’s for lighter, yet zesty, fare. Fish is accessible and affordably priced, with her to, she will translate the secret menu from selections from a full sushi bar (other options Chinese. The seasonal vegetables and other MAY CAFÉ THAI CUISINE I vegetarian offerings are strong here too. include calamari salad and a barbecued eel 111 Louisiana SE, 265-4448 • $ 6200 Coors NW, Suite E-3, 890-3406 • $ bowl). At dinner, the menu is more exciting but [THAI ] Thank you, Jeebus, for making the CHEN’S CHINESE FOOD [VIETNAMESE ] It’s the standard-bearer for not that much more expensive. The mushroom- Vietnamese food in Albuquerque. May Café’s Westside’s only Thai restaurant a great one. The udon soup is transportive. RESTAURANT stir-fried, wide noodle dishes are a hit, as are 235 Juan Tabo NE, 298-9214 • $ dining room is light and airy, and the service has become reliably fast and friendly. Try the many of the salads (try the mango salad, if it’s [CHINESE ] This little family-owned joint is a KOREAN BBQ HOUSE AND SUSHI & Vietnamese sandwich appetizer, grilled pork with available, or the lovely seafood salad). All of the diamond in the rough. It kinda looks like hell on SAKE rice vermicelli, shrimp in ginger sauce or catfish rice-accompanied dishes at Thai Cuisine allow the outside but definitely tastes like heaven on 3200 Central SE, 338-2424 • $$ in a clay pot. you to upgrade from jasmine to a short-grained, [JAPANESE ] Sit out on the pretty patio, and your the inside. This is where we go for the best egg flavorful brown. The lunch specials are a steal. a

KEY: $ = Inexpensive $8 or less | $$ = Moderate $8 to $15 | $$$ = Expensive $15 to $20 | $$$$ = Very Expensive $20 and up [22 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [23 ] REEL WORLD FILM | revIew BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Testament of Youth BBC drama looks at World War I through a darker lens

Summer movie tsunami Everybody’s in the mood for summer movies. The Dynatheater, located at the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science, is getting in on the act by hosting a series of classic Hollywood blockbusters on the facility’s five-story screen. It all gets started this Saturday, July 11, with the 1989 Michael Keaton/Jack Nicholson superhero flick Batman . Future installments include Star Trek: Into Darkness 3D (July 18), Pacific Rim 3D (July 25), Monsters University (Aug. 8), Maleficent 3D (Aug. 15), Wall-E (Aug. 22) and Marvel’s Avengers 3D (Aug. 29). Doors open at 6pm each night. Films start at 6:30pm. Admission is $10 general admission, $8 seniors and $6 children. Tickets are on sale now, in advance, through brownpapertickets.com. The New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science is located at 1801 Mountain NW. For more info go to nmnaturalhistory.org. Female-focused film fiesta “Goodbye. Good luck. ... Enjoy your first year at Hogwarts!” New Mexico Women in Film is celebrating its frequent British TV contributor James Kent— 10th anniversary with a tri-city Film Fiesta BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Testament of Youth keeps everything quiet and relatively low-key. showing off the “creativity, vision and artistry” There are no big battle scenes, no epic set of local filmmakers. The event will take place Directed by James Kent hough it’s doubtful T estament of Youth, the Starring Alicia Vikander, Kit Harington, pieces—just your standard drawing room July 10 at the Fountain Theater in Las Cruces memoir by British author and noted (2469 Calle de Guadalupe), July 11 at Guild Taron Egerton conversations and countryside ambles. It’s hard Cinema in Albuquerque (3405 Central NE) and Tpacifist Vera Brittain, has as much impact Rated PG-13 to see, really, what separates this feature film July 12 at the Jean Cocteau Cinema in Santa Fe today as it did when it was first published in Opens Friday 7/10 from just another well-mounted episode of (418 Montezuma Ave.). Screenings will run from 1933, it remains a hallmark of modern English “Masterpiece Theatre.” 5pm to 11pm each day. Short films from NMWIF literature. So it’s no surprise to see BBC Films As a “coming of age” story, Testament of members past and present will be screened in finally getting around to producing a high- studying poetry and finding an ally in thorny Youth delivers. It’s an increasingly dark and approximately hour-long blocks. Documentaries tone adaptation of Brittain’s autobiographical but sympathetic instructor Miss Lorimer unflinching look at the domestic impact such as Jane Rosemont’s “Pie Lady of Pie Town” tale. That’s kind of what BBC Films does: dig and Jenny Pond’s “Poison Wind” will be shown (Miranda Richardson). World War I had on England. Our heroine alongside dramas including Hannah up English Lit classics that make for fine Unfortunately, Vera is a victim of bad grows up quickly and learns a lot in a Macpherson’s “#nightslikethese” and music costume dramas. While the film will certainly timing. Shortly after acing her entrance exam, “crippling loss of innocence” kind of way. Back videos like Christine McHugh’s “Older Ladies.” A scratch the itch of history-loving Anglophiles a political squabble in Europe leads to the in 1933 the idea that The Great War had a single $15 ticket gets you into as many film waiting impatiently for the next season of declaration of World War I. Needless to say, lasting negative impact on England was blocks as you’d like to watch. For a complete list “Downton Abbey,” it never fully transcends its this puts a great many academic plans on hold. undoubtedly a shocking concept to a patriotic of all the films and descriptions, go to narrow target audience of PBS faithful. Vera’s younger brother Edward (Taron nmwif.com/nmwif-fiesta. country flush with victory. Eighty-odd years Brittain’s book spoke volumes when it first Egerton, Kingsman: The Secret Service ) and countless international conflicts later, the came out, exposing audiences to the tragedies volunteers for military service alongside Vera’s idea that war is tragic and costly is sort of a no- Let’s do the time warp outside and deprivations heaped upon women and the dreamy classmate Roland Leighton (Kit brainer. The Santa Fe Independent Film Festival working class as a result of World War I. No Harington ... Sniff . We miss you, Jon Snow). Despite a familiarity in the film’s subject continues its free community screenings this sunny, patriotic ode, this. The film version Feeling that she should be serving her country matter and a lack of surprise in the story’s Saturday, July 11, from 7 to 10pm at the Santa starts by introducing us to our protagonist, (and perhaps believing that the boys are moral, our lead actress is flawless as the proto- Fe Railyard Park (740 Cerrillos Rd.). Organizers Vera Brittain, as played by Swedish actress having all the fun), Vera drops out of college feminist determined to be true to herself. will be screening the naughty, 1975 musical- Alicia Vikander (the beguiling fembot from E x and volunteers as a nurse. Serving in a Vikander is worth the price of admission. comedy The Rocky Horror Picture Show starring Machina) . Vera is a smart, willful, young lass. hospital in England, Vera starts to see some of Vera’s willingness to do her duty and, Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick. We realize early on she’s no wilting, Jane Sonic Wafflemakers will be on hand to perform a the effects the war has on the country’s young eventually, to expose the pain that war has live, song-and-dance shadowcast during the film. Austen heroine, concerned only with marriage men. When Roland returns home on leave, wrought on her country, her gender and her It’s an outdoor screening, so feel free to bring and ball gowns. When her upper middle-class Vera witnesses the grim psychological impact generation makes her a compelling central your lawn chairs and your props (rice, parents (Dominic West and Emily Watson) try of The Great War firsthand. character. The rest of the cast, filled with fresh newspapers, party hats, squirt guns, toast, etc.)! to talk her out of applying to Oxford (by Brittain was considered “the voice of her young faces, imparts a bit more energy than There will be a special costume contest for the buying her piano), Vera refuses to take “no” generation.” Unfortunately, in moving her the majority of dusty historical dramas. There’s most elaborately outfitted Rocky Horror fans. for an answer. Finding a woman in the halls of story from page to screen, we lose a lot of the truth and sadness here. It’s buried beneath a It’s all a warm-up for the Santa Fe Independent academia circa 1914, is rather rare. But Vera Film Festival, scheduled to take place Oct. 14- author’s distinctive voice. What we’re left stiff layer of BBC boilerplate—but if your taste 18. For more info go to dreams of being a writer and has her mind set with, instead, is a rather standard wartime runs toward literate British costume dramas, santafeindependentfilmfestival.com a on higher education. Before you can say A romance. It’s beautifully lensed in gauzy, late it’s worth unearthing. a Room of One’s Own, Vera is off at Oxford, summer colors. But the film—directed by [24 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Trump Slump “The 2015 Miss USA Pageant” on NBC also ending its business relationship with Mr. BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Trump “due to the recent derogatory statements.” NBC is co-producer of the Miss USA and Miss t this point most people know frequently broke Universe Pageants as well as Trump’s other major casino owner, reality show star and sentient TV effort, the hit reality show “The Apprentice.” Awad of orange cotton candy Donald Trump did This marks the first time in 11 years NBC is not something totally out of character recently and airing Miss USA. Trump responded by calling made an ass of himself. To recap: In mid-June, while NBCUniversal “weak and foolish” and later announcing his candidacy for president of the suggested it was his idea to sever ties with NBC United States, Trump took time to heap insults on because the network wanted him to host “The immigrants from Mexico. Immigrants, he said into a Apprentice” rather than run for president. (As a microphone that was on, “have lots of problems” candidate, he’s barred by equal-time rules from and are “bringing those problems to us. They’re appearing on a regular TV gig.) bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re Within the span of a week, dozens of sponsors rapists.” Surprisingly (to Trump, anyway), a lot of and advertisers joined the parade of people walking Hispanic people took exception to this. away from Trump. Miss USA cohosts Thomas Shortly after Trump’s mouth spewed forth, Roberts and Cheryl Burke gave the competition the Univision—the largest Spanish language station in brush-off. Most of the judges resigned. Performers the world—unsurprisingly announced it was ending Flo Rida, Natalie La Rose and Craig Wayne Boyd its business dealings with Trump and would not be dropped out. Nearly every other Spanish language broadcasting the upcoming Miss USA Pageant, network washed their hands of it. Mexico, which Trump owns. Trump, never one to back Colombia and Costa Rica announced they were down from a mistake, refused to apologize for his proactively boycotting Trump’s Miss Universe remarks and accused the Mexican government of Pageant. Finally, to add insult to injury, Macy’s “forcing Univision to get me to stop.” Why? announced it was ending its longtime partnership Because, according to one of Trump’s endless over Donald Trump’s clothing line (which, cherry Twitter rants, the Mexican government “doesn’t on the irony sundae, is made in Mexico). want me talking about terrible border situation & There are a few rays of sunshine in Trump’s horrible trade deals.” world, however. He got plenty of publicity—which, Days later Trump filed a $500 million lawsuit realistically speaking, is the only reason he’s doing accusing Univision of violating his First any of this. He’s the number two candidate (behind Amendment rights (demonstrating Trump Jeb Bush) in Republican polls (even though—let’s understands the Constitution as well as he be honest—he has no real intention of actually understands foreign diplomacy). In the lawsuit he becoming president). And late last week, Reelz altered his original conspiracy theory, saying Hillary Channel announced it picked up rights to the Miss Clinton was now behind it all, having talked the USA telecast, ensuring that the literally dozens of chief Univision Communications investor, people who care about the annual beauty pageant billionaire TV mogul (and “Mighty Morphin Power will get to see it. a Rangers” creator) Haim Saban, into bumping his stupid beauty pageant for ... reasons. “The Miss USA Pageant” will air Sunday, July 12, By June 29, NBCUniversal announced it was at 6pm on Reelz.

with the Kardashians,” tries something “The Aughts.” National Geographic different—living his life on a talk show. takes us back to those long-lost THE WEEK IN He gives callers advice on how to days of terrorist attacks and improve their sex lives. Step one: Be Christina Aguilera albums with this SLOTH born rich. Step two: Get a TV show. miniseries. SATURDAY 11 MONDAY 13 THURSDAY 9 Family for Christmas (Hallmark 7pm) “Little People, Big World: The Twins “Dates” (KWBQ-19 8pm) The CW goes a You win the trophy for most Grow Up” (TLC 7pm) Thank God bit more adult with this imported preemptive airing of a made-for-TV for this three-hour recap special; British comedy about people on first Christmas rom-com, Hallmark. otherwise, we’d have no idea what’s dates. The ensemble cast includes Lifetime has got nothing on you guys going on in the new season of TLC’s Ben Chaplin and Oona Chaplin (no this year. ... Bonus points for “short people doing all the things relation—which is good, because that employing Lacey Chabert. not short people do” reality show. would make things weird). 7 Days in Hell (HBO 8pm) In this mockumentary, two sporting rivals TUESDAY 14 FRIDAY 10 (Andy Samberg and Kit Harington) engage in a week-long tennis match. “My Giant Life” (TLC 8pm) A reality “Mutt & Stuff” (Nickelodon 8am) Karen Gillan, Mary Steenburgen, show about tall people doing all the Legendary TV producers Sid and Michael Sheen, Lena Dunham, Will things that not tall people do? I did Marty Krofft (“H.R. Pufnstuf,” Forte, Howie Mandel and Fred not see that coming, TLC. “Lidsville,” “Sigmund and the Sea Armisen round out the comic cast. Monsters”) created this show starring WEDNESDAY 15 Calvin Millan and his dad, “Dog SUNDAY 12 Whisperer” Cesar Millan. The father- “The 2015 ESPYs” (KOAT-7 7pm) The son duo interact with dogs, both real “Paw Star Game” (Hallmark 3pm) ESPY Awards migrate from ESPN and puppet-based. It’s designed to Adorable kittens spend three hours (you know, the network they’re teach preschoolers about canine playing a fake baseball game while named after) to ABC. Because it’s companionship. It sounds fucking being cheered on by celebrities summer, and nobody cares what’s insane. including Ed Asner, Maria Menounos, on television. Hey, at least somebody came up with a way to “Trashformers” (FYI 8pm) Teams of Mario Lopez, Al Roker, Heather McDonald, Tricia Helfer and Deidre give professional athletes some “upcyclers” transform garbage into awards for a change. funky end tables and crap. Hall—all of whom I weep for. “Impastor” (TV Land 8:30pm) Michael “Sex with Brody” (E! 11:30pm) Brody “The 2000s: A New Reality” (National Geographic 7pm) Readers under the Rosenbaum (“Smallville”) stars as Jenner, who has lived his life on such a con man who pretends to be a reality shows as “The Princes of age of 15 aren’t old enough to remember that bygone era known as small-town gay preacher. Get it? ... Malibu,” “The Hills” and “Keeping Up Get it? a JULY 9-15, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [25 ] [26 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 FILM | CAPSULES

BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Self/Less Jurassic World Downtown, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Ryan Reynolds and Sir Ben Kingsley star in this sci-fi I’m not upset that Hollywood has decided to make a third Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) OPENING THIS WEEK thriller from director Tarsem Singh ( The Cell, Immortals ) Jurassic Park sequel. Because, you know, money . I am, and writers David & Alex Pastor ( Carriers, The Last Days ). however, ticked off that the fictional executives at InGen Terminator Genisys Amy An extremely wealthy man, dying of cancer, undergoes a thought they could get away with this. Did someone at the The Terminator series reboots itself with a partially new This controversial documentary relates the story of radical medical procedure that transfers his consciousness corporation send out a memo saying, “Hey, everybody. cast (Jai Courtney from “Spartacus: War of the Damned” as departed British soul singer Amy Winehouse “in her own into the body of a healthy young man. Naturally, all is not Remember that dinosaur theme park we were trying to Kyle Reese, Emilia Clarke from “Game of Thrones” as Sarah words.” Archival footage and unheard tracks enliven the as it seems. Seconds , the very similar John Frankenheimer open? You know, the one where the tourists kept getting Connor), a muddled script and an “alternate timeline.” film’s slow-motion car crash of a narrative. Fans will feel movie from 1966, is better ... but has fewer explosions. eaten over and over and over again? Well, we’re pretty sure Seems it’s 1984 again. Young Sarah Connor has been fully the loss most deeply, but even those who didn’t listen to 117 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 7/9 at Rio Rancho we’ve got all the kinks worked out. Fourth time’s the warned of Skynet’s plans for Judgment Day and is Winehouse may find themselves gripped by the unflinching Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) charm!” I mean, come on. ... Ah, well, at least we’ve got protecting herself with a reprogrammed (and rather old) account. 128 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 7/9 at Century Chris Pratt. He’s cool. 124 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Terminator (played, of course, by Arnold Schwarzenegger). 14 Downtown) Spaceballs Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Icon Then John Connor shows up from the future, only he’s a Mel Brooks’ ridiculous 1987 parody of Star Wars returns to Cinemas Albuquerque) Terminator now, and things get super confusing. See what Baahubali: The Beginning theaters. May the Schwartz be with you. 96 minutes. PG. you did, Star Trek ? 122 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Touted as one of the most expensive films in Indian history, (Opens Friday 7/10 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Magic Mike XXL Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Icon this period drama (the first of two parts, mind you) relates The ab-having studs of Magic Mike (Channing Tatum, Matt Cinemas Albuquerque) the tale of mythical 10th-century strongman Baahubali, Testament of Youth Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriquez) who battled his brother in a famous nonviolent duel and Reviewed this issue. 129 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday return. It’s been three years since our “magic” hero got out then became a monk—the first Tirthankara (teacher of the 7/10 at High Ridge) of the male stripper business, but he’s recruited by the Jain philosophy) of the present Avasarpani era. In Telugu remaining Kings of Tampa to go on one last, blowout SECOND RUN with English subtitles. 159 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday The Yes Men Are Revolting performance in Myrtle Beach. Bottom line: Hot guys take 7/10 at Century Rio) Cinematic pranksters The Yes Men—notorious for drawing off their clothes to the Backstreet Boys. Who needs more Aloha attention to corporate crimes against humanity by posing information than that? 115 minutes. R. (Century 14 A celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns The Gallows as company shills and government bureaucrats—return Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Icon to the site of his greatest career triumph (Hawaii) and finds himself caught between his ex-girlfriend (Rachel Cheap, “found footage” horror film “from the producers of with their third rabble-rousing film. The now middle-aged Cinemas Albuquerque) McAdams) and the no-nonsense Air Force officer assigned Paranormal Activity and Insidious ” about a group of people duo take aim at their biggest target, climate change, while to babysit him (Emma Stone). This muddled romantic wandering into a claustrophobic location and videotaping exposing quite a bit more about the real people behind the Manglehorn comedy comes to us from writer-director Cameron Crowe themselves while they’re stalked and killed, one by one? ruses. 91 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Sunday 7/12 at Guild Academy Award winner Al Pacino gives a more restrained (Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire ). who’s done far better Check. TV commercials emphasizing “hidden camera” Cinema) than usual performance as a lonely, small-town Texas work in the past. 105 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies footage of real audiences jumping at the film’s various locksmith who spends his days caring for his cat and West) “Boo!” moments? Check. So what’s new? ... Well, Kathie mooning over a long-lost love. Enter kindhearted banker Lee Gifford’s daughter is in it. 80 minutes. R. (Opens Dawn (Holly Hunter), who tries to lure him out of his self- Thursday 7/9 at Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century 14 STILL PLAYING imposed isolation. Your appreciation for this tiny character Cinderella Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) study will boil down to how much you take to the slow, hazy Kenneth Branagh ( Henry V, Thor ) directs this straight-faced, Avengers: Age of Ultron surrealism of director David Gordon Green ( George unironic live-action adaptation of Disney’s 1950 animated I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story Earth’s mightiest mortals are back for a second go-around. Washington, All the Real Girls, Prince Avalanche ). 97 gem. It looks gorgeous from top to bottom, and Lily James (from “Downton Abbey”) seems perfectly appropriate as For the past 45 years, Caroll Spinney has performed on Seems that Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) has built a minutes. PG-13. (Guild Cinema) the ball-going protagonist. But this version adds nothing “Sesame Street” as the iconic yellow toddler Big Bird. This super-powered robot named Ultron (voiced by James whatsoever new to the old story. For Disney princess sentimental documentary shines a light on the beloved Spader) who wants to bring peace to humanity by wiping it Max completists only. Reviewed in v24 i11. 113 minutes. PG. (and frequently unsung) performer’s life in front of and out. Can Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Hulk, Black Lassie gets a patriotic, post-9/11 makeover. A dog that (Movies West) behind the camera. 90 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Sunday Widow, Hawkeye and newcomer The Vision stop this helped U.S. Marines in Afghanistan returns to America and 7/12 at Guild Cinema) metallic madman before his plan comes to fruition? is adopted by his handler’s teenage brother after “suffering Probably, otherwise we don’t get any more movies. a traumatic experience.” Troubled teen and troubled dog Furious 7 Minions Overstuffed? Sure. Exciting. Hell, yeah. 141 minutes. PG- bond. Then somebody gets lost in the woods, and there’s The automotive insult to gravity and various related forms of physics continues, despite the untimely death of star The lovable yellow sidekicks from the Despicable Me films 13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) an adventure. 111 minutes. PG. (Century 14 Downtown, Paul Walker. Vin Diesel, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and finally get their own, much deserved spin-off. History tells Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Ludacris pick up the slack, shooting and/or crashing cars us that the Minions have been around since the dawn of Faith of Our Fathers Century Rio) into countless people, places and things. Seems Evil time, looking for evildoers to whom they can pledge their At the height of the Vietnam War, two young fathers—one a British Guy (Jason Statham) is going after car slavish devotion. This hectic, anarchy-driven toon takes us man of faith, one a doubtful cynic—report for duty. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl thief/invincible superhero Dominic Toretto and crew for to swingin’ ’60s London where a trio of semi-moronic Decades later, their sons travel to the Vietnam Veterans A teenage filmmaker (Thomas Mann) befriends a killing his brother, Evil British Guy From The Last Movie Minions try to help the world’s first female supervillain Memorial in Washington, DC, guided by handwritten letters classmate with leukemia (Olivia Cooke) in this sensitive, (Luke Evans). 137 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies (voiced by Sandra Bullock) steal the Crown Jewels. 91 their fathers sent from the battlefield. There, beside The offbeat adaptation of Jesse Andrews’ best-selling YA novel. West) minutes. PG. (Opens Thursday 7/9 at Rio Rancho Premiere Wall, the young men learn ... something, something, Jesus. This funny, frank examination of young adulthood deftly Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas This one comes to us from Pure Flix, the “family friendly” avoids cliché and convention, giving audiences an Albuquerque) Christian company behind such films as God’s Not Dead, unexpectedly bracing dose of humor and melancholy. Get Hard Do You Believe? and Jerusalem Countdown . Stephen Reviewed in v24 i27. 105 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Will Ferrell and the clearly overworked Kevin Hart (six films New Mexico Women in Film 10th Baldwin is in it. 93 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Downtown) last year and two so far in 2015) star in this racial comedy. Cinema) Ferrell is millionaire James King, busted for fraud and Anniversary Film Fiesta! bound for San Quentin. On the run from police, James New Mexico Women in Film celebrates its anniversary by San Andreas Good Kill The B-movie disaster flicks of the ’70s get a CGI facelift ends up in the South Central LA home of family man presenting a day-long collection of short films from a Darnell Lewis (Hart). Mistaking him for a street thug variety of local creators. Dramas, documentaries, music Andrew Niccol ( Gattaca, The Truman Show ) writes and courtesy of the guy who directed Journey 2: The Mysterious directs this timely thriller about an Air Force pilot (Ethan Island . Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars as an emotionally (because, you know, racial humor), James offers to pay the videos and a bit of animation are on the list. In all, 17 man to school him in the art of being a gangsta—so he can films will be screened in several blocks between 5 and Hawke) caught up in the video game-like world of drone wounded rescue copter pilot who has to race across warfare. Locked in a bunker in the middle of the Nevada California and save his college-bound daughter (Alexandra survive in prison. Needless to say, this mismatched buddy 11pm. For a complete list of films and times, go to comedy doesn’t try very hard. 100 minutes. R. (Movies 8) nmwif.com. (Opens Saturday 7/11 at Guild Cinema) desert, he wages war on terrorists halfway across the Daddario) when the San Andreas fault splits in two. It’s got planet. When the stakes are raised, our hero’s nerves start all the collapsing buildings and corny one-liners you’ll Home The Nightmare to fray, causing his relationship with his wife (January need this summer. 114 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio) Jones) to crumble. 103 minutes. R. (Guild Cinema) DreamWorks Animation mashes together E.T. the Extra- Billed as a documentary/horror film, this indie effort from Spy Terrestrial and Lilo & Stitch in the hopes that wayward director Rodney Ascher ( Room 237 ) explores this alien mascot Oh (voiced by Jim Parsons from “The Big phenomenon known as sleep paralysis. Eerie anecdotes Inside Out Melissa McCarthy reunites with her Bridesmaids /The Heat Pixar mixes up another can’t-miss instaclassic. This director Paul Feig to play a deskbound CIA analyst who Bang Theory”) will become the next toy/video game/t- combined with staged dramatizations bring to life the shirt-generating machine. It’s safe to say he won’t. The terrifying nocturnal worlds sufferers (Ascher among them) stunningly original, digitally animated toon takes us inside suddenly becomes a field agent when the identities of all the mind of an 11-year-old girl and introduces us to the the other operatives are compromised. McCarthy provides story, about a misfit alien who befriends a lonely Earth girl are subjected to. 91 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 7/19 (Rihanna), feels awfully recycled. If you’re an adult who at Guild Cinema) anthropomorphized feelings at work inside her head. Chief all the slapstick action. Jude Law and Jason Statham drop among them is Joy (perfect Amy Poehler), who’s stuck by to do the sophisticated spy thing. 115 minutes. R. doesn’t find Parsons’ voice grating, you might survive a screening with your kids. 94 minutes. PG. (Movies 8, A Parisian Trio working with a bunch of negative Nellies (Sadness, Anger, (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Fear and Disgust). But when Joy and Sadness get lost in Movies West) Guild Cinema and the Albuquerque Film Club take a trip the recesses of the young girl’s mind, the film warps from though French film history with a trio of famed shorts. It all Ted 2 an inventive workplace comedy to a wildly imaginative, Hot Pursuit starts with 1902’s “A Trip to the Moon,” the gloriously art- Writer-director-actor Seth MacFarlane (“Family Guy”) Willy Wonka -esque fantasy. It seems silly to say that a film In the proud tradition of Midnight Run (with Robert De Niro directed sci-fi fantasy by Georges Melies. That’s followed by returns for more raunchy shenanigans. MacFarlane once about emotions is emotional, but trust me when I say this and Charles Grodin) and Witless Protection (with Larry the 1926’s “Menilmontant,” a grim, surrealist drama directed again voices talking, boozing, sex-crazed teddy bear Ted film has all the feels ! Reviewed in v24 i26. 94 minutes. Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy), Reese Witherspoon and by Dimitri Kirsanoff. It comes to an end with 1956’s “The while Mark Wahlberg plays his lifelong human pal. This time PG. (Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, Red Balloon,” an endearing, Oscar-winning fantasy set in around Ted and his new bride (Jessica Barth) want to have Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Paris’ Menilmontant district. 86 minutes. Unrated. (Opens a baby. But first, Ted has to prove his “personhood” in Film Capsules continues on page 28 Saturday 7/11 at Guild Cinema) court. Hijinks ensue. 115 minutes. R. (Century 14 JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] FILM | CAPSuLES FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., JuLy 10-ThurS., JuLy 16

CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN HIGH RIDGE Film Capsules continued from page 27 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 Spaceballs Sun 2:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. Sofía Vergara star in this action comedy about an Self/Less Fri-Thu 10:55am, 1:45, 4:35, 7:25, 10:15 officer of the law escorting a reluctant witness across The Gallows Fri-Thu 1:10, 3:25, 5:40, 7:55, 10:10 ICON CINEMAS ALBUQUERQUE the country while being pursued by cops and gunmen Amy Fri-Thu 10:50am, 1:50, 4:55, 7:50, 10:50 13120-A Central Ave. SE • 814-7469 alike. 87 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies West) Minions Fri-Thu 11:45am, 1:25, 2:15, 3:55, 4:40, 7:15, 9:45 The Gallows Fri-Thu 2:05, 4:05, 6:10, 8:10, 9:15, 10:10 How to Train Your Dragon 2 Minions 3D Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:05, 5:35, 6:25, 8:05, 8:55, Minions 3D Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:10, 4:20, 6:30, 8:40cine Viking teen Hiccup (Jay Baruchel) and his best dragon 10:35 Minions Fri-Thu 11:20am, 12:00, 12:30, 1:30, 2:40, 3:45, friend Toothless discover a hidden ice cave, home to Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Fri-Thu 11:30, 2:05, 4:45, 4:50, 6:00, 7:00, 8:10, 10:20 hundreds of new wild dragon species. Having only 7:20, 9:55 Magic Mike XXL Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:00, 5:25, 8:00, 10:35 recently made peace with their fire-breathing allies, Terminator Genisys 3D Fri-Mon 12:00, 3:00, 6:05, 9:00; Terminator Genisys 3D Fri-Thu 10:30 the dragonriders must now deal with a whole new Tue-Thu 12:00, 3:00 Terminator Genisys Fri-Thu 11:50am, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50 monstrous threat. This sequel to DreamWorks’ Terminator Genisys Fri-Thu 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 Ted 2 Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:15, 5:05, 7:35, 10:10 surprisingly solid CGI hit from 2010 ups the ante, Magic Mike XXL Fri-Thu 11:05am, 1:55, 4:50, 6:10, 7:35, Max Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:05, 4:30, 7:00, 9:25 turning the original boy-and-his-dog variation into a 9:05, 10:45 Inside Out Fri-Thu 12:50, 3:05, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40 full-blown fantasy war epic. 102 minutes. PG. (Movies Max Fri-Wed 12:25, 3:10 Jurassic World Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:05, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 8, Movies West) Ted 2 Fri-Wed 11:25am, 2:10, 4:55, 7:40, 10:25; Thu 11:05am, 12:35, 2:05, 4:50, 7:40, 10:30 MOVIES 8 Insurgent Inside Out Fri-Thu 11:10, 1:40, 4:25, 7:10, 9:50 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 The popular young adult book series about a Jurassic World Fri-Thu 1:55, 7:45 Jurassic World 3D Fri-Thu 11:00am, 4:50, 10:40 How to Train Your Dragon 2 Tue 9:30am dystopian future in which mean old adults won’t let Woman in Gold Fri-Thu 12:30, 6:50 rebellious teens grow up to be whatever they want Aloha Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:10, 5:00, 7:40, 10:30 returns with the second outing in the trilogy (which CENTURY RIO Home Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40 I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 will, inevitably, turn into four films). Shailene Woodley Home 3D Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:00 is back as troublemaking “divergent” Tris, who’s Spaceballs Sun 2:00; Wed 2:00, 7:00 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:00, 4:50, 7:30, obliged to run and fight and take a bunch of tests (no, Baahubali: The Beginning Fri 9:00; Sat 6:00; Sun 3:00 10:10 really) in this predictably rote sequel. 119 minutes. Self/Less Fri-Thu 9:50am, 12:55, 4:05, 7:10, 10:15 Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20 PG-13. (Movies 8) The Gallows Fri-Thu 11:50am, 2:25, 4:55, 7:25, 10:00 Poltergeist Fri-Thu 11:10am, 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 9:50 Minions Fri-Sat 9:30am, 10:25am, 11:00, 1:05, 1:40, 2:40, Furious 7 Fri-Thu 11:40am, 3:20, 6:40, 10:00 Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted 4:20, 6:25, 7:00, 8:00, 9:40, 11:45; Sun-Thu 9:30am, Insurgent Fri-Thu 3:50, 9:30 The talking animals of Madagascar have never been 10:25am, 11:00, 1:05, 1:40, 2:40, 4:20, 6:25, 7:00, Get Hard Fri-Thu 5:40, 8:20 known for their navigational skills. In the first film, they 8:00, 9:40 tried to get to Africa and wound up in Madagascar. In Minions 3D Fri-Sat 9:55am, 11:30am, 12:00, 12:30, 2:10, MOVIES WEST the second film, they tried to get to New York and 3:10, 3:45, 4:50 5:20, 5:50, 7:30, 8:30, 9:05, 10:10, 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 ended up in Africa. Now, they’re stuck tooling around 10:40, 11:10; Sun-Wed 9:55am, 11:30am, 12:00, 12:30, Europe with a circus. Ah well, it’s all just an excuse for 2:10, 3:10, 3:45, 4:50 5:20, 5:50, 7:30, 8:30, 9:05, How to Train Your Dragon 2 Wed 10:00am Chris Rock to crack wise while Ben Stiller, David 10:10, 10:40; Thu 9:55am, 11:30am, 12:00, 12:30, 2:10, Woman in Gold Fri-Thu 12:40 Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith act like the 3:10, 3:45, 5:20, 5:50, 7:30, 9:05, 10:10, 10:40 Aloha Fri-Thu 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:50 straight men (animals?). The penguins and the lemurs Terminator Genisys Fri-Sat 9:40am, 10:50am, 12:10, Monkey Kingdom Fri-Thu 12:15, 2:35 still get all the best laughs. 85 minutes. PG. (Rio 12:50, 2:00, 3:20, 3:55, 5:15, 6:30, 7:10, 8:25, 9:50, Home Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 Rancho Premiere Cinema) 10:20, 11:40; Sun-Thu 9:40am, 10:50am, 12:10, 12:50, Home 3D Fri-Thu 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 2:00, 3:20, 3:55, 5:15, 6:30, 7:10, 8:25, 9:50, 10:20 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, Monkey Kingdom Terminator Genisys 3D Fri-Sat 10:15am, 11:35am, 1:25, 10:05 DisneyNature’s annual Earth Day release 2:45, 4:40, 5:55, 7:50, 9:10, 11:00; Sun 10:15am, Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 concentrates, obviously, on monkeys this year. The 11:35am, 1:25, 2:45, 4:40, 5:55, 7:50, 9:10; Mon-Thu Poltergeist Fri-Thu 4:55, 7:25, 9:55 focus is on a troop of toque macaques struggling to 10:15am, 11:35am, 1:25, 2:45, 4:40, 7:50 Furious 7 Fri-Thu 3:25, 6:40, 9:55 survive in the ruins of an ancient temple in “the Magic Mike XXL Fri-Sat 9:30am, 10:25am, 11:30am, Cinderella Fri-Thu 1:20, 4:10, 7:00, 9:50 storied jungles of South Asia.” Mark Linfield and 12:35, 1:30, 2:35, 3:35, 4:35, 5:40, 6:40, 7:40, 9:45, Alastair Fothergill ( Chimpanzee, Bears, African Cats ) 10:45;l Sun 9:30am, 10:25am, 11:30am, 12:35, 1:30, RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA produce and direct. Tina Fey narrates. Sure, why not? 3:35, 4:35, 6:40, 7:40, 8:45, 9:45, 10:45; Mon-Thu 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 100 minutes. G. (Movies West) 9:30am, 10:25am, 11:30am, 12:35, 1:30, 2:35, 3:35, 4:35, 5:40, 6:40, 7:40, 8:45, 9:45, 10:45 Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted Wed 10:00am Max Fri-Thu 9:45am, 12:40, 3:40, 6:45, 9:45 The Gallows Fri-Thu 10:35, 12:55, 3:15, 5:35, 7:55, 10:15 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Self/Less Fri-Thu 10:20am, 1:15, 4:15, 7:20, 10:20 You brought this on yourself, America. Incompetent but Ted 2 Fri-Sat 10:20am, 1:25, 4:30, 7:35, 10:35 Inside Out Fri-Sat 10:30am, 11:55am, 1:20, 2:50, 4:15, Minions Fri-Thu 10:30am, 11:40am, 2:15, 3:40, 4:50, 7:25, accidentally heroic security guard Paul Blart (Kevin 8:50, 10:00 James) goes off on vacation to Las Vegas with his 5:45, 7:05, 8:35, 9:55, 11:25; Sun-Thu 10:30am, 11:55am, 1:20, 2:50, 4:15, 5:45, 7:05, 8:35, 9:55 Minions 3D Fri-Thu 1:05, 6:15 teenage daughter (Raini Rodriguez). But when crime Terminator Genisys 3D Fri-Wed 1:30, 3:45, 8:30, 10:05; Thu rears its ugly head in the form of a casino heist, the Jurassic World Fri-Sat 9:35am, 10:35am, 11:40am, 12:45, 1:50, 2:55, 4:00, 5:05, 6:10, 7:15, 8:20, 9:25, 10:30, 1:30, 8:30 fat dude on the Segway fights back. With wacky 11:35; Sun-Thu 9:35am, 10:35am, 11:40am, 12:45, Faith of Our Fathers Fri-Thu 12:35, 3:15 slapstick jokes. At least Larry, Moe and Curly had each 1:50, 2:55, 4:00, 5:05, 6:10, 7:15, 8:20, 9:25, 10:30 Magic Mike XXL Fri-Wed 10:40, 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10:00; other to play off of. 94 minutes. PG. (Movies 8, Movies Spy Fri-Sat 10:05am, 1:15, 4:25, 7:35, 10:45; Sun Thu 10:40, 1:30, 4:20 West) 10:05am, 4:25, 7:35, 10:45; Mon-Thu 10:05am, 1:15, Terminator Genisys Fri-Wed 12:40, 4:30, 6:55; Thu 12:40, 4:25, 7:35, 10:45 4:30 Poltergeist San Andreas Fri 10:00am, 1:00, 4:10, 7:20, 10:25; Sat Ted 2 Fri-Thu 10:35am, 1:25, 4:15, 7:05, 9:55 The hit 1982 ghost story from Steven Spielberg and 10:00am, 1:00, 10:25; Sun-Thu 10:00am, 1:00, 4:10, Max Fri-Tue 12:30, 3:30, 6:20, 9:10 Tobe Hooper gets an amped-up remake starring Sam 7:20, 10:25 Inside Out Fri-Thu 10:05am, 12:45, 3:30, 6:10, 8:50 Rockwell ( Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ), Jurassic World Fri-Thu 10:05, 1:15, 3:35, 4:25, 7:35, 9:55, Rosemarie DeWitt ( Cinderella Man ) and Jared Harris 10:40 (poor Lane Pryce from “Mad Men”). You can see it in COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Jurassic World 3D Fri-Thu 12:25, 6:45 Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 3D if you want. 93 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies Spy Fri-Thu 5:55, 9:00 West) Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Thu 10:45am, 2:20, 5:55, 9:30

Woman in Gold GUILD CINEMA SUB THEATER British treasure Helen Mirren stars as Maria Altmann, 3405 Central NE • 255-1848 UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-5608 an octogenarian Jewish refugee who takes on the Austrian government to recover a Gustav Klimt Good Kill Fri 3:45, 6:00 Closed for the semester masterpiece stolen by the Nazis during World War II. Manglehorn Fri 8:15 It’s based on a true story. Unfortunately, it’s a mostly The Nightmare Fri 10:30 WINROCK STADIUM 16 IMAX & RPX speech-heavy courtroom drama. And what the hell is A Parisian Trio Sat-Sun 1:00 2100 Louisiana Blvd. NE • 881-2220 Ryan Reynolds ( Van Wilder, Green Lantern ) doing here New Mexico Women in Film 10th Anniversary Film Fiesta! a playing a Jewish lawyer? 109 minutes. PG-13. (Movies Sat 5:00, 11:00 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 8, Movies West) a I Am Big Bird: The Carol Spinney Story Sun-Thu 4:00, 6:00 The Yes Men Are Revolting! Sun-Thu 8:00 [28 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [29 ] GET LIT MUSIC | Show Up BY AUGUST MARCH An Operatic Vision Summer Stars, Summer Nights Crosby’s life as music A few miles from Santa Fe, a building with sails designed to deflect the summer rain looms Five outrageous opportunities to shine over the surrounding valley. Grand and reminiscent of the old gods in a Wagner opera, it has been further shaped by the music BY AUGUST MARCH presented on its hallowed grounds. The Santa Fe Opera stands as a living reminder of what is While the poor people sleepin’/ With the possible in the New Mexico music community. Though the original theater burned to the shade on the light/ While the poor people ground 10 years after the first season in 1957— “sleepin’/ All the stars come out at night/ after fluttering and fiery versions of After closing time/ At the Guernsey Fair/ I productions like Madame Butterfly gave the detect the El Supremo/ From the room at the state its first taste of high opera in the desert— top of the stairs/ Well I’ve been around the the staff of artists, musicians and technicians world/ And I’ve been in the Washington soldiered on. Under the direction of John Crosby, the company rebuilt the venue twice, Zoo/And in all my travels/ As the facts establishing itself as one of the premier opera unravel/I’ve found this to be true/ They got the houses in the country. house on the corner/ With the rug inside/ They Crosby’s visionary life as founder and focus got the booze they need/ All that money can of the Santa Fe Opera is detailed in the buy/ They got the shapely bods/ They got the biography A Vision of Voices: John Crosby and Steely Dan t-shirt/And for the coup-de-gras/ the Santa Fe Opera . Lord Huron in concert COURTESY OF ARTIST Craig A. Smith’s fine introduction to the man They’re outrageous”— “Show Biz Kids” by Walter Becker and Donald Fagen writing and Laurie Anderson and Bill Frisell. Complex, simply stated world of Americana. uses musical prose to illuminate that the gifts Lord Huron was originally a solo project Crosby brought to our state are without equal. performing as Steely Dan , a band named for a colorful and compelling describe the work of For those unfamiliar with the genre’s prop in a particularly lurid bit from Naked Lunch this man from the southern lands. All ages are about the great lake up north. With the particulars, it’s also a reverent and entertaining welcome at this recital. It costs between $25 addition of Mark Barry (percussion, vocals), introduction to the world of opera and art Summertime means many shows. The stars are and $30 for admittance. Doors open at 7:30pm. Miguel Briseño (bass, percussion) and Tom music. Music commences at 8pm. Renaud (guitar, vocals), the group reached past Beginning with descriptions of the original out in Burque; even worldly sorts like myself (did I ever tell you about the time I wrestled a the boundaries of genre. Traveling into a great theater built by Panamanian transplant and beyond populated with rambling, accoustic longtime Burqueño Sergio Acosta, the hungry yak in upper Mustang for a piece of Saturday biography weaves the tale of Crosby’s mission stale flatbread? No?) are digging the chance to Celebrating summer is an American tradition epiphanies and shimmering echoes of forest to create a world-class opera house on a mesa see some great performances this week. Ok, that often takes a musical form. On Saturday, romance described with spare percussive near Santa Fe through the use of contrast. This here’s the scoop; it’s outrageous! July 11, the Jewish Community Center of accents, Lord Huron captures a sound as deep method manifests quite cleverly and makes for Albuquerque (5520 Wyoming NE) welcomes and lordly as their name implies. Their latest an immensely readable history. troubadours UpStaged Cabaret for “In the recording Strange Trails verges on a sort of Juxtaposing local folkways with Crosby’s Thursday musical spell-making that might have been global life and vision, the author traces and Keb’ Mo’ plays the KiMo Theatre (423 Good ‘Ole Summertime,” an event focused on something thought up when Jeff Tweedy intertwines the details of two seemingly Central NW) on Thursday, July 9. He’s a a shared proclivity to joyfully experience the dreamt of Bob Dylan dreaming about Buck divergent cultures into a story that portrays master bluesman whose commitment to deep bright days and warm nights of the season. The opera in New Mexico as an essential part of our Owens. Lord Huron appears in all their glory river guitar deviltry earned him the kind of performers, William Dudeck, Stephanie state, its history and future. with openers, witchy alt-country Widowspeak cred reserved for the likes of Robert Johnson Larragoite, Chrys Page and pianist Todd Lowry, Crosby came from the east with the at 8pm. You have to be at least 13 to enter into and Muddy Waters. Though his blood specialize in evocative renditions of works from intention of starting a summer festival that this jangly realm, and it’ll cost ya 18 bucks to could be used to launch talent toward places definitely runs blue, his work is knowing—it the American Songbook. pass through the doors; they open at 7pm. like the Metropolitan Opera. A graduate of Yale acknowledges and often incorporates a Songstress Page, a vocal coach, grew up in and Columbia, the young conductor had his plethora of other modern musical genres. New York, immersed in the sound of America, work cut out for him, earnestly believing the while Albuquerque pianist Lowry is active as wednesday endless sky and juniper-dotted hills would Keb’ Mo’ got his start jamming with notorious Jefferson Airplane violinist Papa an arranger of blues, jazz and classical literature Steely Dan , they of mu major, astral chops— provide both opportunity in and shelter from for publisher Hal Leonard. Dudeck, a talented and a vision of the world gleefully overrun with the universe of world-class opera centered in John Creach and has gone on to work with New York. luminaries including Bobby “Blue” Bland and tenor, serves on the board of directors of lost souls—return to Burque on Wednesday, He was involved with all aspects of Martin Scorsese. Oh, and the dude favors a red Musical Theatre Southwest and worked closely July 15. Off the casino circuit and back on the maintaining his vision. A Vision of Voices custom Stratocaster. He makes it howl and sing with the New Mexico Gay Men’s Chorus; big venue bus on the strength of constant provides ample examples of the work Crosby Larragoite’s recent stint in Albuquerque Little touring and bitchin’ performances, they’ll be did to make his dream come true. He met with like life and death itself. Tickets for this all-ages concert range from $45 to $55; the curtain rises Theatre’s production of Noises Off! was notable gigging at Isleta Amphitheater (5601 local arbiters of culture, enlisted building crews for its humor and vitality. This seasonal shindig University SE). and found support among players who ranged at 7:30pm, and the doors open an hour prior. from members of Santa Fe’s musicians’ union to comes with tickets ranging from $18 to $20. Donald Fagen leads a band that kills; his notables like Igor Stravinsky and Liberace. The show begins at 7pm. skills on keys have chaotic tendencies that Friday somehow always work out sublimely, A prodigious intellect with conservative In the mythology of pre-European America, tastes in programming, Crosby was involved in compellingly. Walter Becker’s playing and the south symbolized the mystic world, a place Sunday every aspect of the Santa Fe Opera. The book’s arranging are as languid and sly as ever. where heaven descends from the sky and mixes Lord Huron sounds pretty damn serious. I mean fluid style makes his overarching involvement Cultural treasure and former punk provocateur into a fascinating series of people and events it up with the Earth. This creative fecundity is their name, sabes ? Actually, the sound of this Elvis Costello opens. Lawn tickets start at 40 that come to life as one turns page after page. apparent in the work of Brazilian composer and quintet of earthy entities from the City of bucks, and you can get a private VIP box for Whether the reader is deeply ensconced in musician Vinicius Cantuária , who will be Angels by way of Michigan veers luxuriously 666 clams. Serio . I suppose that says something art music or a neophyte interested in how the performing Friday, July 10, at the Outpost between ghostly lonesome and epically rocked other half lives, Smith’s book is a perfect about rock music, but who knows. Concert Performance Space (210 Yale SE) as part of out. LH evokes the heart of the country through summertime ticket to a program both profound the vision of Ben Schneider. They’ll drop in on time is 7:30pm. and pleasant. a the 10th annual New Mexico Jazz Festival. Cantuária has been a rocker as well as Sunshine Theater (120 Central SW) Sunday, Listen: I detect the El Supremo in the air and all embraced the avant-garde. His first band, O July 12, for a few tunes that will mostly be about that other mierda , but I still wanna see the stars A Vision of Voices Terço, distilled rocanrol music through the water, the wild world and the wind. Schneider, come out at night. So tell you what; I’m going to John Crosby and the Santa Fe Opera heady rhythmic filter of Brazilian culture. an art school veteran (like other musical enfant Craig A. Smith forgo my plans to reread Naked Lunch and go see Afterwards, the artist flew to New York and terribles such as Syd Barrett, Nick Cave and University of New Mexico Press, 2015 some summery shows instead. See you after became an influential member of the jazz Thom Yorke), brings a PoMo multimedia $29.95, paperback closing time, under the stellar vault, eh? scene, also taking time to collaborate with sensibility to his oeuvre, a rarity in the often a

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(Central Root) SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Ornetc • 7pm • The Alchemy Party • 9pm • ABQ BIOPARK BOTANIC GARDEN Summer Nights Concert: $7 Merican Slang sent Alibi Wagogo • folk, island • 6pm • $3 -$10, FREE for children 2 STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Dillon Francis • one of their limited and younger • ALL -AGES! electronic • 9pm • $40 -$100 edition, miniature BEN MICHAEL’S Latin Jam Session • 7pm • FREE TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Brushfire • 9:30pm • FREE cassette-shaped mp3 players with a copy THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Chris VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Larry Freedman • of their new album Livin’ in Merica (maybe Ravin Showcase • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! solo piano • 7pm • FREE they should have called it “James Brown’s THE COWGIRL BBQ , Santa Fe The Santa Fe Revue • bluegrass, rock • 8pm • FREE SATURDAY JULY 11 estate must ask that you cease and DIRTY BOURBON Randall King Band • country • 9pm • $5 desist”) and a video on it: super nifty! DUKE CITY SOUND STAGE Theory of Thieves • Redlands • ABQ BIOPARK BOTANIC GARDEN Old Thyme Music • 11am • Merican Slang’s funk takes cues from the Gozur • CO-O • The Dirty Shades • rock, soul, R&B • 7pm • Included with admission • ALL -AGES! obvious sources: George Clinton, Take a $8 • ALL -AGES! ALBUQUERQUE CENTER FOR PEACE AND JUSTICE Crabwalk!: Look at Those Cakes -era James Brown, as HOTEL ANDALUZ Jesus Bas y MÁS • 7pm • ALL -AGES! Roñoso • sludge, grind • Jackhammer • Bigawatt • noise, rap • KIMO THEATRE Keb’ Mo’ • blues • 7:30pm • $45 -$55 • Time Wound • Merma & Roberta • 8pm • ALL -AGES! well as the more obscure influence (heard ALL -AGES! • See “Show Up!” ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Art in the on “Mama”) of Washington DC’s go-go LAUNCHPAD Def-I Tour Kickoff Show: Wake Self • hip-hop • Afternoon: Merlettes • honky tonk, Americana, roots • 2pm • music. Thin production doesn’t help the Raashan Ahmad • DJ Young Native • 9:30pm • $5 FREE • Blues Under the Stars: Joannie & Combo Special • band’s already sparse sound, and the LIZARD TAIL BREWING Kamikaze Karaoke • 7:30pm • FREE • funk, blues • The Pleasure Pilots • blues, R&B • 7pm • generic, second-tier funk puns like “Funky ALL -AGES! $14 -$16 • ALL -AGES! ALBUQUERQUE RAIL YARDS Hip-Hop Concert: Church • Emel • Friday” and “Tap That Bass” are annoying, LOW SPIRITS Eric McFadden • guitar, rock • 9:30pm • $10 MARBLE BREWERY Stanlie Kee • blues, funk, jazz • 7pm Dee Brown • Chris Blood • Relate • Shadow • DJ Mobot • DJ but Merican Slang is dedicated and sincere. MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Jam Night: Jimmy Jones • 6pm • FREE Pistol Pete • 3pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! They’re a booty-poppin’ party band; of NICKY V’S NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZERIA B-Man & the THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Kyle course its a bit silly. MizzBeeHavens • rock • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Martin • country • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! OLD TOWN PIZZA PARLOR The Tumbleweed Trio • Western BROKEN BOTTLE BREWERY B-Man & the MizzBeeHavens • swing, honky tonk • 6pm • FREE rock • 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! The Lymbs OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Vic Romanelli Quartet • Busy CARAVAN EAST Quarter Moon • country • Los Campeones del Moon McCarroll Band • 7:30pm • $10 -$15 • ALL -AGES! Desierto • Latin, Spanish • 5pm • $8 (self-released) PRANZO ITALIAN GRILL , Santa Fe Robert Muller • 6pm • $2 CLUB 203 , Moriarty Dirty Modine • rock • • 9pm • $5 RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 6:30pm • FREE THE COOPERAGE Salsa DJ • 9:30pm • $5 Funny thing. The first SAVOY WINE BAR & GRILL The Real Matt Jones • 6pm • FREE • THE COWGIRL BBQ , Santa Fe The Santa Fe Chiles Dixie Jazz time I checked out The ALL -AGES! Band • 1pm • The John Kurzweg Band • rock • 8:30pm • FREE DIRTY BOURBON Randall King Band • country • 9pm • $5 Lymbs’ Moon coincided SISTER Rudest Priest • punk • Weed Rat • Nate Treme • 9pm • $3 SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Golden Thursday • Latin Night with VDJ FIRST TURN LOUNGE , Downs Racetrack and Casino Fat City • within minutes of Dany • 10pm Latin, reggae, swing • 9pm • FREE ingesting something SOUTH VALLEY PUBLIC LIBRARY Trio Los Primos • 5:30pm • HISTORIC OLD TOWN 10th Annual New Mexico Jazz Festival: very powerful. Something so powerful I FREE • ALL -AGES! The Klezmatics • Cathryn McGill Group • 1pm • FREE • can’t tell you what it was. My first thought TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK NM State Karaoke ALL -AGES! IMBIBE Ryan Shea • 10pm • FREE was, “these guys sound like the ‘High Championships Semi-Final Round • 7pm • FREE TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Karaoke • 9:30pm • FREE THE JAM SPOT Latinos Unidos: Ese Lil G • Lil Loc • Burro Magic • Desert Rock’ of Brant Bjork.” Great ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO Strahan & The Good Neighbors • Cra J • SEB • 7pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! combination. That sound is an asset to 9:30pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD Noisear • Echoes Of Fallen • metal • Dysphotic • Albuquerque’s music scene for sure; Iceolus • metal • 9:30pm • $7 however, there’s more to The Lymbs than LAZY LIZARD GRILL , Cedar Crest Scotty & The Atomics • rock, FRIDAY JULY 10 blues • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! heavy riffs. There’s something “real” about LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Carl Silva • singer- their heavy, garage drum and guitar combo ABQ BIOPARK ZOO Zoo Music: Humming House • folk, soul, bluegrass • 6pm • $3 -$10, FREE for children 2 and songwriter • 9pm • FREE that most bands don’t have. They’ve got younger • ALL -AGES! LOW SPIRITS B-Side Players • variety • 9pm • $12 talent, and the Lymbs have found a niche ABQ SUNPORT GREAT HALL The Alpha Blue Trio • 11am • MARBLE BREWERY Palomina Shakedown • country, rock • 8pm that isn’t just “blues rock” or “garage.” FREE • ALL -AGES! MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM The McCormicks • Drummer Jeff Bell and git/vox man Gage ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Salsa Under folk • 6pm MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Still Rocking • classic rock • 1:30pm • Bickerstaff fit together musically to an the Stars: Ivon Ulibarri & Cafe Mocha • 7pm • $12 -$14 • ALL -AGES! Split Decision • classic rock • 6pm • FREE extent that The Lymbs have staying power. THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Java Fix • PRANZO ITALIAN GRILL , Santa Fe David Geist & Julie Trujillo • I bet these guys will be around for a while, 8pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! 6pm • $2 and I predict Moon will hold up as well as CARAVAN EAST Quarter Moon • country • 5pm • $5 RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 7pm • FREE the great music they’ll be making in the THE COWGIRL BBQ , Santa Fe The Sean Healen Band • folk, SAN PEDRO LIBRARY Bébé La La • 3:30pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! future. Recommended. rock • 8:30pm • FREE SAVOY WINE BAR & GRILL The Lost Mesa Swamp Kings • DIRTY BOURBON Randall King Band • country • 9pm • $5 6pm • FREE FIRST TURN LOUNGE , Downs Racetrack and Casino Fat City • SEASONS ROTISSERIE & GRILL Live Music Series on the Veruca Salt Latin, reggae, swing • 9pm • FREE Rooftop: Last Call Trio • 6:30pm • FREE Ghost Notes GIG PERFORMANCE SPACE , Santa Fe Davida Singer & John SISTER 5th Annual Duke City Tattoo Fiesta After Party • 9pm • Rangel • 7:30pm • $20 $5, FREE with weekend wristband (El Camino) HISTORIC OLD TOWN Black Pearl • variety, dance • 7pm • FREE • SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe The Sean Healen Band • folk, rock • 7pm • So Sophisticated with DJ 12 Tribe • 9pm • $7 • We <3 Tech: I don’t know. Veruca ALL -AGES! IMBIBE DJ Rotation • 9pm • FREE Billiam • Brian Mayhall • Mayrant • 10pm Salt’s first record in 10 THE JAM SPOT Dyfrost • Mutilated Tyrant • black metal • SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARY Cali Shaw Band • indie, years and the first Paranormal Slaughter • metal • Ethnic De Generation • Americana • 4pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! release in 18 years by metalcore, hardcore • Under Exhile • 7pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Vegas Night: DJ Mike the original lineup LAUNCHPAD Suspended CD Release Show: Carrion Kind • Carbonell • 9pm • $5 for women; $10 for men sounds like a great Veruca Salt album. I just metal • Econarchy • metal • Diminished Existence • Lacerated STEREO BAR DJ Craze • 9pm • $10 Faith • metal • 9pm • $10 SUNSHINE THEATER Snails • Navallo • Mod3sto • Connie & don’t know if I care. Ghost Notes may sound LEGENDS THEATER @ ROUTE 66 CASINO REO Speedwagon • Blyde • electronic • Oneder • 8pm • $15 too much like Veruca Salt; I think the ’90s classic rock • 8pm • $26 -$64 • ALL -AGES! TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK In the Mix: DJ Cloudface • sound is creeping me out. Furthermore, it LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Carl Silva • singer- 9pm • FREE sounds a lot like “Seether.” Girly vocals and songwriter • 9pm • FREE TRACTOR BREWING TAPROOM Setting the Tone: The Cloud brash, tough and sexy lyrics on top of first- LOW SPIRITS Alonerly • twang • Beard • rock • DJ Nicolatron • Up Dwellers • 5pm • FREE rate pop-rock beats and guitar chords— the Holler • Kimo • 5 Star Motelles • Muni from Le Chat TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Brushfire • 9:30pm • FREE Lunatique • 9pm • $5 VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Professors of Pop • what’s my problem? It’s a good record. Hey, MARBLE BREWERY The Blue Hornets • ska, reggae • 8pm acoustic duet • 5:30pm • Lori Michaels • jazz • 7pm • FREE it sure puts Avril Lavigne in her place. Best MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Russell James WILDLIFE WEST , Edgewood Chuckwagon BBQ & Western thing about this album may be the Pyle • folk, singer-songwriter • 6pm Swing Show • 6pm • $12 -$25 • ALL -AGES! attending summer tour. What a great MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Skip Batchelor • 1:30pm • The Rudy Boy ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO Jade Masque • Latin, reggae, rock • opportunity to see the ’90s incarnation of Experiment • rock, blues • 6pm • FREE 9:30pm • FREE NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF ART , Santa Fe Free Friday Music • Veruca Salt—but not if you live in 10am • FREE • ALL -AGES! 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Karaoke • 7pm • FREE LIZARD TAIL BREWING Open Mic Jam Night with Dave and IBIZA AT HOTEL ANDALUZ Alex Maryol • blues, rock • 6pm • Friends • 7pm • FREE FREE SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Open Mic Night with Jason Reed • 8pm • ISLETA AMPHITHEATER Steely Dan • classic rock, jazz $2 fusion • Elvis Costello & The Imposters • 7:30pm • $40 TRACTOR BREWING TAPROOM Tractor Tune Up: Old Time Jam and up • See “Show Up!” with the Virginia Creepers • 7:30pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD Berner • rap • Demrick • J-Hornay • Anonymous That Dude • 3rdLeg • The Krown • 8pm • $15 TUESDAY JULY 14 MARBLE BREWERY Todo Mundo • reggae, gypsy, pop • 6pm MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras The Steve Maase Project • blues • 6pm • THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Blue FREE Collar Jazz Group • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! 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Rockabilly Soul, Secret Evil Still sad that Amy Winehouse is dead? Well stop crying ‘cause Jessica Hernandez is coming to Burque, and she looks and sounds like she could be Winehouse’s little sister! Dance those blues away with Jessica Hernandez & The Deltas at the Launchpad (618 Central SW) on Monday, July 13. All the way from Detroit, this pop/soul band is promoting their first studio album Secret Evil after appearing on David Letterman’s “Late Show” and being interviewed by NPR. Listen up for popular singles like sassy “Sorry I Stole Your Man” (pay attention to the horn section ‘cause that trombone is on fleek!), rockabilly “Caught Up” and heartfelt “Neck Tattoo.” Also keep your ears perked for the pretty lyrics in songs like “Tired Oak,” MONDAY crooning, “There was tired oak and hangin’ from the branches were the lies JULY 13 you sold/ For a heart worth gold/ Make a wish to bear/ Leave the dead Launchpad feelings beside the clothes you wear/ You got your soul, it’s enough to find 618 Central SW love/ But it’s enough to change when your heart’s grown old,” penned by alibi.com/e/149885 Hernandez herself. Tickets are 10 clams with Red Light Cameras and DJ 9pm Chach getting you to shake your groove thang at 9pm. (Renee Chavez) a

JULY 9-15 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [33 ] [34 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JULY 9-15 , 2015 Free Will Astrology | Horoscopes by rob brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): How can you fulfill your you, and that it will signify a raise in status, an increase in potential as an Aries? What strategies will help you responsibility or an expansion of your clout. If for some become the best Aries you can possibly be? Now is an reason this upgrade doesn’t occur naturally, take matters excellent time to meditate on these riddles. One of my into your own hands. Tell people to refer to you as “Your Aries readers, Mickki Langston, has some stellar tips to Excellency” or “Your Majesty.” Wear a name tag that inspire you: 1. One of your greatest assets is your says “Deputy Director of Puzzle-Solving” or “Executive relentless sense of purpose. Treasure it. Stay connected Vice-President of Fanatical Balance and Insane Poise.” to it. Draw on it daily. 2. Love what you love with pure For once in your life, it’s okay to risk becoming a legend conviction, because there is no escaping it. 3. Other in your own mind. PS: It wouldn’t be a bad time to people may believe in you, but only sometimes. That’s demand a promotion—diplomatically, of course, in the why you should unfailingly believe in yourself. 4. It’s your Libran spirit. duty and your destiny to continually learn more about how to be a leader. 5. Don’t be confused by other SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Between now and July 22, people’s confusion. 6. Your best friend is the Fool, who your password and mantra and battle cry is will guide you to laughter and humility when you need it “serendipity.” To make sure you are clear about its most, which is pretty much all of the time. meaning, meditate on these definitions: a knack for uncovering surprising benefits by accident; a talent for TAURUS (April 20-May 20): While making a long trek stumbling upon timely help or useful resources without through the desert on a camel, British author W. searching for them. Got that? Now I’ll provide clues that Somerset Maugham passed the time by reading Marcel should help you get the most out of your lucky breaks Proust’s novel In Search of Lost Time . After finishing and blessed twists: 1. Be curious and receptive, not each page, Maugham ripped it out and cast it away. The lackadaisical and entitled. 2. Expect the unexpected. book weighed less and less as his journey progressed. I Vow to thrive on surprises. 3. Your desires are more likely suggest that you consider a similar approach in the to come true if you are unattached to them coming true. coming weeks, Taurus. As you weave your way toward But you should formulate those desires clearly and your next destination, shed the accessories and precisely. attachments you don’t absolutely need. Keep lightening your load. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): On behalf of the Strange Angels in Charge of Uproarious Beauty and GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I have gathered about me Tricky Truths, I am pleased to present you with the people who understand how to translate fear into award for Most Catalytic Fun-Seeker and Intriguing possibility,” writes John Keene in his story Game-Changer of the Zodiac. What are your specific “Acrobatique.” I’d love to see you do the same, Gemini. superpowers? You’re capable of transforming rot into From an astrological perspective, now is a favorable time splendor. You have a knack for discovering secrets that to put your worries and trepidations to work for you. You have been hidden. I also suspect that your presence can have an extraordinary capacity to use your doubt and generate magic laughter and activate higher dread to generate opportunities. Even if you go it alone, expectations and wake everyone up to the interesting you can accomplish minor miracles, but why not dare to truths they’ve been ignoring. think even bigger? Team up with brave and resourceful allies who want to translate fear into possibility too. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Who is it that can tell me who I am?” asks King Lear in the Shakespeare play CANCER (June 21-July 22): When novelist John Irving named after him. It’s a painful moment. The old boy is begins a new book, his first task is to write the last line of confused and alarmed when he speaks those words. But the last page. Then he writes the second-to-last line. He I’d like to borrow his question and transplant it into a very continues to work backwards for a while until he has a different context: your life right now. I think that you can clear understanding of the way his story will end. Right engender inspirational results by making it an ongoing now, Cancerian, as you hatch your next big phase of meditation. There are people in a good position to development, I invite you to borrow Irving’s approach. provide you with useful insights into who you are. Visualize in detail the blossoms that will eventually come from the seeds you’re planting. Create a vivid picture of AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): What’s hard but the life you will be living when your plans have fully important for you to do? What are the challenging tasks ripened. you know you should undertake because they would improve your life? The coming days will be a favorable LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You have cosmic permission to time to make headway on these labors. You will have lose your train of thought, forget about what was so more power than usual to move what has been nearly seriously important and be weirdly amused by impossible to move. You may be surprised by your ability interesting nonsense. If stress-addicts nag you to be to change situations that have resisted and outfoxed more responsible, tell them that your astrologer has you in the past. I’m not saying that any of this will be authorized you to ignore the pressing issues and wander smooth and easy. But I bet you will be able to summon off in the direction of nowhere in particular. Does that unprecedented amounts of willpower and perseverance. sound like a good plan? It does to me. For now, it’s your sovereign right to be a wise and innocent explorer with PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Franz Kafka produced nothing much to do but wonder and daydream and play three novels, a play, four short fiction collections and around. many other stories. And yet some of his fellow writers thought he was uncomfortable in expressing himself. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Even the most provocative Bertolt Brecht said Kafka seemed perpetually afraid, as meme cannot literally cause the internet to collapse from if he were being monitored by the cops for illicit overuse. It’s true that photos of Kim Kardashian’s oiled- thoughts. Milena Jesenská observed that Kafka often up butt spawned a biblical flood of agitated responses on wrote like he was sitting naked in the midst of fully social media. So did the cover shot of Caitlyn Jenner in clothed people. Your assignment in the coming weeks is Vanity Fair and the YouTube video of a tiny hamster to shed such limitations and inhibitions from your own noshing tiny burritos and the season-5 finale of the TV creative expression. What would you need to do to free show “Game of Thrones.” But none of these starbursts your imagination? 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