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2 YVSOURCE.COM TheC SOURCE • June 2017 Please direct any questions to the Grand Cook Heats up Race Junction Symphony office at 243-6787 or info@ Tracks Across the US gjso.org. Sabré has signed with Apple Motorsports to OMMUNITY run the SCCA Majors, Super Tour, and Runoffs C C “FLOYDIAN SLIP” COMING in the Formula Enterprise and SRF3 categories. Sour e With the first two weekend’s under her belt she TO KZKS 105.3 FM (GRAND has finished 2nd and 3rd in FE. She now heads JUNCTION, CO) to Road America for the SCCA June Sprints, SHELBURNE, VT—”Floydian Slip,” a week- time to visit Lake Powell! Watkins Glen in New York then back to Road and a $500 donation to the charity of their choice. ly Pink Floyd show produced by Craig Bailey of 2017 is going to be an epic year for Lake America before heading to Indy for the SCCA Voting closed on May 25. Shelburne, Vt., will begin airing on KZKS 105.3 Powell! With the strong winter precipitation in National Finals. Sabre is very excited to get the Check out the great video for Heroes FM in Grand Junction, Colo., starting May 20. the Southwest, water levels and conditions are opportunity to pursue her dream as a profes- Behind the Badges on our Facebook The station will carry the show Saturdays at 6 anticipated to be the best in years! Higher water sional driver. She is in her final semester at the page and share it with your friends. pm MT. means easier access to canyons and better navi- Colorado School of Mines and will graduate with “Drive 105” is a classic rock station serving Central High Champions gability throughout the entire lake! a degree in mechanical engineering in December The Central Warriors swept all local high schools western Colorado from a number of frequen- Tell us how many feet the water level will be and won the 2017 blood drive challenge! Nearly 50% cies. The station’s heard in Grand Junction-Rifle- at Glen Canyon Dam on July 1 - and we’ll select of the student body gave blood and 1,000 lives were Glenwood Springs at 105.3 FM; and is simulcast one winner at random from the correct entries! saved! Thank you for taking care of our community. on KAYW at 98.1 FM serving Meeker-Craig. Earn additional entries by sharing with a friend! St. Mary’s Hospital Blood Center “Floydian Slip” is currently heard on more Prize: 2 night stay at Lake Powell Resorts and 750 Wellington Ave than 80 stations in the U.S., Canada and overseas. Marinas (no blackout dates!), 1 day powerboat Grand Junction, Co 81501 Bailey started building the Random Precision rental and a $50 fuel credit. . Radio Network in summer 2009 when he began Enter: May 22 - June 16 syndicating the show from his home studio under Marcia Ball to Raise the http://www.lakepowell.com/lakes-up-contest the moniker Random Precision Media LLC. Roof at The Ute Theater Source for measurement: Lake Powell Water He aired his first episode of “Floydian Slip” Marcia Ball • July 9 @ 7:00 pm Data Measurement: # of feet deep at Glen Canyon 20 years earlier on Ithaca College’s 106-VIC in Tickets: $30 - $35 Doors at 6:30 p.m. Dam (in whole feet, not rounded) Ithaca, N.Y., when he was a student majoring in Showtime 7:00 p.m. There’s more lake to love this summer! Learn broadcasting. He also produced it for Burlington, Marcia Ball’s rollicking roadhouse rave-ups more about visiting Lake Powell at Vt.’s short-lived WEXP 105.1 FM (Experience “None of this would be possible www.lakepowell.com without the incredible support from and soulful Gulf Coast R&B, her barrelhouse 105.1) in 1994, and for 13 years at WCPV 101.3 Apple Motorsports!” said Sabré Cook. playing and her feel-good party tunes are iconic. FM, Burlington. “For everyone who watched online and —USA Today In its 25 years, the show has earned mentions kept tabs on the race thank you so much A joyful musical tour of the territory between in, or served as a resource for, media around for your support and encouragement” New Orleans and Austin. Ball’s voice can break the world such as Billboard, VH1, The Dallas Cook is sponsored by Apple Motorsports, your heart with a ballad or break your back with Morning News, MacFormat, Yahoo! Music, Viceroy Snowmass, Bell Helmets, Grand Junction a rocker. —Boston Herald Relix, and The Ottawa Citizen. Motor Speedway, and Mesa Fitness. Thanks to The title track of MARCIA BALL’s new album, Bailey offers the show to stations in a cash- Alliance Autosport for all the hard work to get The Tattooed Lady And The Alligator Man, is free/100% barter arrangement. Each show con- me on track and the awesome team atmosphere. an irresistible tale of true love at the travelling tains six minutes of local availabilities, and up Lots of races coming up and I couldn’t be happier carnival. It’s a story that nobody but Ball could to six minutes of network commercial inventory. More information about the show is at www. to have time now to focus on what I love most. spin, filled with vivid details, universal truths, and a rambunctious sense of fun and desire. floydianslip.com; or by contacting pink@floyd- With raucous horns punctuating Ball’s legendary ianslip.com or (260) 67-FLOYD. piano pounding and emotional, melodic vocals, the song kicks off the CD of eleven originals and one glorious cover (Hank Ballard’s He’s Call For Local and The One). The release mixes Ball’s Gulf Coast Grand Junction 4th Regional Authors blues, New Orleans R&B, swampy Louisiana CRYSTAL Books and Gifts at 439 Main Street ballads, and jumping, Tex-Mex flavored zydeco ofJuly Parade in Downtown Grand Junction, has issued a Call into a one-of-a-kind musical gumbo, a sound On Tuesday morning, July 4th, a staple of For Local and Regional Authors to participate she has been perfecting over the course of her small towns across the country continues on Main in their yearly Off The Shelf Author Series that legendary career.will be an evening filled with Street as the Grand Junction Symphony pres- runs concurrent with the summer long Downtown great jammin’ blues tunes. ents the Grand Junction 4th of July Parade. This Grand Junction Farmers Market. This is a great year’s parade is sponsored by Rocky Mountain opportunity for authors to gain additional expo- Big Kids Corner Bar Orthopaedic Associates and the City of Grand sure to help promote their books and writing #racelikeagirl #drivelikeagirl #applemot- The Big Kids Corner Bar in Rifle shut it’s Junction and your help is needed to make it the career, to meet and create new readers and fol- orsports #allianceautosport #SCCA #FE doors for ogood June 1st. best parade the Valley has ever seen. lowers as well as meeting fellow authors. #pittsburghinternational @bellracingusa @vice- Theye would like to take this opportunity to Applications are now being accepted to partic- Every Thursday evening from June 22nd roysnowmass @mesafitnessgrandjunction@thankyou. thank all their customers and the community of ipate in the parade by designing a float. They can through September 21st, the Bookstore will be Rifle,CO for making this bar a second home for be picked up from the Grand Junction Symphony hosting one or two authors who give presentations City of Grand Junction their entire crew. office at 414 Main Street or downloaded here. or have discussions about their books or related The cost to apply is $25. topics. The event will run from 6pm to 7pm. A offers Golf Specials Lake Powell Each float will be judged on Color, Overall special area is provided for the event and for Tiara Rado & Lincoln Park are offering some Beauty, Creativity and Originality. Judging takes book signings. In addition, the Bookstore works excellent discounts on at thier golf courses. Water Level Contest place as floats pass the judge’s station at the cor- to promote this event through Press Releases, SPECIALS Lake Powell water levels are back on the rise! ner of 4th and Main Street. 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Two separate events show’s how unbelieving of God’s Word, Mankind has become. Both used the-time-figure 165 million years. Grand Junction, CO – St. Baldrick’s/Community Hospital’s 6th Annual Head Shaving Event will be held at Lincoln Park Barn on Saturday, June 24, 2017, from 11 am – 4 pm. Over the past five years the Grand Junction St. Baldrick’s event has COMMUNITY raised over $260,000 to fund critical Sour e research for childhood cancers. This year, the event hopes to raise $75,000. “We have had hundreds of local men, women and children “Brave the Feedback Editor, recieving the bonus of higher taxes Shave,” in solidarity with those who lose their hair during cancer treatment. We’re pleased to invite everyone down If you have the courageous enough and we all know where that goes. to Lincoln Park Barn to watch, bid on our amazing live and silent auction items, and if you’re truly courageous, to print these facts. feel free to edit Something that really bothers me be a part of a head shaving team,” said Jim Hamlin, the event organizer. “We also want to take an opportunity to them as lon as the gist is the same. is, oh the poor blacks this and the invite local community businesses to come and join us in the fight against childhood cancer. This truly affects This increase in minimum wage poor blacks that. every community, and we want to continue to unite together for this great cause.” is only a way to increase inflation. The real descriminated minority St. Baldrick’s would like to extend a special thank you to Community Hospital, for returning as the title sponsor When you raise the minimun wage people of the Americas is the for the third year in a row, for our Grand Junction event. Each year, our event wouldn’t be possible without the the employer has to raise the cost of American Indians. No other race of many local businesses and organizations that join to support us with their sponsorships. their product to compinsate so they people in the Americas has suffered St. Baldrick’s event raises critical money needed to fund lifesaving research for childhood cancer cures. Currently, can stay in business.If the wage earner as much the from the greed, and the National Cancer Institute spends less that 4% of its annual budget on research to find cures for all childhood wants to make a better living, he or religious bigitory of the encroaching cancers. she needs to raise their skill level to a Europeans. They have been enslaved, For more information, or to sponsor, register a team or to make a tax-deductible donation, please visit the St. level that pays a higher wage. This is whole nations wiped out by war and Baldrick’s/Community Hospital Grand Junction Event website at www.stbaldricks.org/events/GJ2017. done by getting a certificate, Diploma, disease, and those left alive forced to The St. Baldrick’s Foundation is a 501(c)(3) Non-Profit Organization or a degree that states they can work move to areas of worthless land and Raising Funds and Awareness for Childhood Cancer Research at a level that is payed a higher wage. told to live or die. This is still taking BALD IS BEAUTIFUL! By increasing the minumim wage place today in the Americas. This has with out a higher skill level two things been going on for over 400 yrs.Right happen. First,it raises inflation and now to this day they suffer way more the basic wage earner hasn’t gained than any Afro black I have ever been Guest Artists include: Symphonic Pops concerts include: anything at all. Next, the people around. so would someone with a little GRAND JUNCTION • Former Canadian Brass horn • Great American Songbook: on fixed incomes have less buying fortitude step up and speak the truth. SYMPHONY player Jeff Nelsen performing The Music of Berlin, Ellington, power and have to get some kind of ORCHESTRA Mozart’s Horn Concerto No. 4 and Mercer, Gershwin, Rodgers & assistance, thus driving up inflation - author unknown his wife mezzo-soprano Nina Hammerstein featuring two even more. In the end the only and only one ANNOUNCES ITS Yoshida Nelsen performing Broadway singers. that gets more is the goverment from 2017-2018 SEASON Mahler’s Songs of a • Mostly Motown featuring Wayfarer among others. singer Laurice Lanier. The Grand Junction Symphony •Violinist Andrew The Nutcracker makes its Orchestra (GJSO) is excited Sords performing Sibelius’ Violin much-anticipated return this to announce its 2017- Concerto December with three performances 2018 season of • on December 9th & 10th in the program offerings. Grand Junction High School Music Director Auditorium. This fully-staged Charles Latshaw has Holiday ballet with live orchestra programmed an eclectic mix Pianist Spencer Myer performing will feature dancers from local of beloved symphonies, Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto dance companies, the CMU Dance virtuosic concertos, the No. 2 • The Grand Department, and two world-class return of Tchaikovsky’s Junction Symphony principal dancers in the roles of the • Managed Document Holiday ballet T h e Chorus performing Sugar Plum Fairy and her cavalier. Services Nutcracker, works by living Vaughn Williams’ The GJSO Chamber Concert composers, and even Serenade to Series at Two Rivers Winery & some Motown and Music Chateau returns for its 5th Season • Managed IT/N etwork Broadway hits! • GJSO with a series of concerts featuring The official kick-off to the Yo u n g mostly musicians of the GJSO. Services concert season is the Evening A r t i s t • Former concertmaster Carlos Under The Stars free concert winner Elias and his wife pianist Andrea t e n o r Elias return to Grand Junction in • Office Technologies in Sherwood Park which will print, copy, scan and fax be held Saturday, August 26th Christian September with GJSO co-principal with the subscription season M a r k cellist Kristen Yun to perform at beginning late September 2017. Monument Presbyterian Church. Orchestral selections include: • GJSO principal trombonist • Symphony No. 3 (Rhenish) by Sean Flanigan and his wife Capital Business Systems, Robert Schumann pianist Gisela Flanigan perform providing office technology • Suite from The Firebird by in November. Igor Stravinsky • The CMU faculty wind quintet, and managed services to • Hary Janos Suite by Zoltan Gibbs performs Mesa Winds, which is mostly northern and western Kodaly V a u g h n comprised of GJSO principal •Symphony No. 5 by Dmitri Williams’ On woodwinds, performs in February Colorado and Wyoming. Shostakovich Wenlock Edge among 2018. •Mozartiana by Piotr Ilyich other selections. • Houston based Apollo Chamber Tchaikovsky Our extremely popular Players return to Grand Junction for two peformances in March Call today to schedule your 2018 which will also feature GJSO FREE print and technology principal harpist Elise Anderson and classical guitarist Javier de analysis. The los Santos. 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4 YVSOURCE.COM TheC SOURCE • June 2017 the umpteenth time. Newt, a fanciful While their punning made the writer toaster was, in firefighter’s parlance, four-year-old, spent mornings sans Dev in me proud, their judgments jabbed “fully engaged.” Two rooms away, I lurking under my desk as I worked, at my mother-heart. I didn’t let on heard the pot-and-pan-demonium, munching crackers I sometimes later how wounded I was. I just smiled streaked into the smoke-swollen found in my shoes. And baby Vin, wanly, pulled a dull butcher knife kitchen, and found Newt had stifled just crawling, trawled the floors for from a drawer and theatrically drug the fire... only a greasy dishrag still needles and dead-bug exoskeletons. it down my forearm, exfoliating a smoldered on the floor near his foot. I was a food group-groupie then, layer or two of dry epidermis…. As the haze lifted, I beheld my trying to cook balanced meals. I was Vin, then about six, offered consola- son’s face. It was chalk-white, with THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SACRED afraid not to—maternal elders had tion: “But your pudding’s got the best four circles in it—two were tiny persuaded me that, if I didn’t, the skin, Mom—thick as an alligator’s!” (his nostrils) and two were huge AND SCARED IS JUST A TYPO boys would waste away to brittle …Fast forward to the present…. (his sky-blue eyes, saucered with sticks and there’d be hell to pay. Oh, Despite my kitchy kitchen karma, surprise). Newt shrugged, handing I’ve forgotten which of my three there was a time I was a fine cook. I cooked! Then, too, I had my mantra the boys grew to dashing specimens of me the extinguisher (a fixture sons first said, “The difference between It happened between Monday and that cooking was sacred work—even if young male adults. They’re straight, that’s logged more charges than ‘sacred’ and ‘scared’ is just a typo.” Thursday of a week in early October I never quite got the hang of it. I really strong and stable young men, and my Mastercard). “No worries,” he Its origins are lost in the dewy mists 1989, probably coinciding with some liked baking bread. “It is sacramental they’re all natural cooks—a talent they shuddered. “I just aimed the extin- of time—well, more accurately, in lunar transit that hasn’t recurred. to break bread with loved ones,” I’d apparently inherited from their dad. guisher backward on my first shot.” the chalky clouds of extinguishers My boys refer to that brief, glorious say, until little Vin asked, “Even when However, Newt not too long ago We grinned at each other, glad in that quashed flash fires in my kitchen. period as The Golden Age, eminently we have to break it with the hammer?” burned up the toaster and made me the moment. “All’s well that ends “The difference between ‘sacred’ distinguished from longer culinary The boys loved my puddings. What proud. I took it as proof that he honored well,” I quipped Shakespeareatorially. and ‘scared’ is just a typo” became ages they weathered—the Stone Age did they know? In those days, my the checkered heritage I had bequeathed Newt grinned again. the boys’ stock response when I’d rev (rocky biscuits, bricky meatloaf), the sacred offerings were the apex of him, that he followed, however halt- “That was way more ‘scared’ into a revival-pitched homily about the Bronze Age (rusty lettuce, metallic their dining experience. What’s for ingly, in his mother’s sooty footsteps. than ‘sacred,’” he sighed, sacramental aspects of cooking. “It is vegetables), and the Burnished dinner? Brick of meatloaf, rocky And he was calm! Although the “but it’s still just a typo.” a sacred act,” I’d proclaim, “to prepare Age (nearly everything else). biscuits, Bronze Age salad, chocolate and share food with loved ones.” In my sons’ early years, I was an pudding. “Yay, Mom, life is good!” My sacred acts too often ‘at-home mom.’ A fledgling writer, That ended when the boys got a load resulted in alarms and burnt I practiced my craft in distracted of the school cafeteria’s haute cuisine. ocal Friends Meet Fr offerings that scared the young seclusion, sustained by a wavering “Mom, I don’t think choco- Where L iends guys—hence their resort to the retort. conviction in its worth borne out by late pudding has to have these For Breakfast & Lunch I really believed cooking was absolutely nothing else in my life. lumps,” Dev confided. “This is Breakfast/Burgers & Sandwiches/Salads/Children’s Menu Old Fashioned Sundaes & Fountain Drinks a sacred act. Heck, I still do! And Eldest son Dev was a Kindergartner more like ‘choke-a-lot’ pudding.” Call for good the boys bought it early on, when I who returned from school at noon to a “Yeah,” Newt grimaced, delicious carry-out on at a easily pleased them with my Cold PBJ and milk he savored while listening “and your butterscotch pudding C o ed unda Cereal du jour or my Nuked Ramen to his Peter and the Wolf record for is kind of butter-scorch!” 241 Grand Avenue, Grand Junction Noodles in a Clean Bowl. And, in truth,
school district pays $80,000 to hit and AN run administrators and rabid Trump hating teachers rather than fire them and the city pays golden parachutes payments to administrators who are EXAMINED LIFELIFE sleeping with their subordinates to NOW OPEN!! By Lyle Stout [email protected] keep the subordinates from suing the city. But both entities come to the taxpayers over and over seeking Who Nees An Education? more taxes. Each time the voters voice Once again the voters of our city essentially saying that the decision their concern that taxes are already were forward thinking enough to to not raise their taxes was an unin- high enough, the ones who propose BOAT vote down the semi-annual attempt formed decision made by uneducated the ever increasing taxes use that AND to raise their taxes. Another group people. This has become a fallback same old saw the event center pusher of misguided people had planned to position any time someone puts forth used, calling the voters uneducated. Guardian let the citizens tax themselves, their a tax increase that fails. When the Maybe we need a proposal to say children, their grandchildren, and next ballot asks for a tax increase for that when any proposal to steal tax Storage every person who would every buy an the school district, if it fails, it will RV money from the population like the STORAGE item in the city for eternity by raising be because the school district did not events center, or the recreation center the already high sales tax even higher. have the time to “educate” the tax that is about to rear its ugly head one The money would have been used for paying public. The tax payers who more time, a specific time limit has BEHIND THE BLUE FENCE an events center, and we were assured would not vote for the event center’s to go by before it is reincarnated on by the people pushing the tax increase tax increase that would cost them the next ballot. It seems like I have 454 28 ½ ROAD that the increased sales tax would money for the rest of their lives, did voted against a recreation center at bring thirty or forty billion dollars it not to protect what wealth is not least four times, and here it comes (at the 1-70 Bypass) into the community in additional already taken by city, county, state and again. If it’s voted down, I’m sure revenues. Like Two River’s Plaza federal taxes on everything they buy, the voters will turn out to be uned- and the Avalon were promised to do own, or try to leave to their children. ucated, but if you put forth proposal CALL US TODAY! before it, this boondoggle would make Instead they voted no because the after proposal to raise taxes and the the city into a booming metropolis. ones pushing the tax increase simply public votes them down time after The center would have been home to didn’t have time to “educate” them. time, who really needs the education. 245-6464 a farm team for the badminton league, This is saying implicitly that the ones and their players would naturally just proposing the taxes are, if not smarter, bring bags of money into town with at least better educated than the voters. them. As always, we were treated to Who really needs the education the normal assurances that other big here? If a vote is state wide, the cities, like Nucla and Norwood, were voters of Grand Junction and Mesa already collecting taxes in the range County are simply over whelmed by of the new tax and doing just peachy. the liberals on the Front Range. The When the measure went down in state can add a tax of $45.00 on every flames, the people who were pushing vehicle each year through increased the measure spoke up about the defeat, registration fees, and when someone and the defeat was framed the way from outside the Denver-Boulder- many political defeats are, especially Colorado Springs area proposes to Phones • Computers • Networking ones that aim to raise taxes. One eliminate the tax, we will be outvoted pusher of the increase said he was and the tax will remain. Anyone who Solve it all with just one call! “pissed off beyond belief” that the owns a few cars and a boat or trailer badminton league might move to gets taxed another couple of hundred Thompson, Utah. Someone told me dollars a year, but what the heck. 970-243-4343 he makes the tutus the players wear Taxes are only limited by the in league play, so I guess he had a TABOR amendment, and every entity www.phonz.com right to be mad. The other main from the city to the state will work pusher had a different take. He said every scam they can to circumvent that the pushers just didn’t have that beautiful law. TABOR allows enough time to “educate” the public taxes to increase by the rate of infla- and that’s why the increase failed. tion and then adjusts for population, In framing it that way, he is BUT IT IS NEVER ENOUGH. The
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6 YVSOURCE.COM TheC SOURCE • June 2017 ope of the Grand Valley has been fortunate to serve Out of all these years that HOPE of We pray, and we give, and we stick ever-increasing numbers of hard-working, low-inco- the Grand Valley has been there for us, together through the good and the me families over the last decade. This segment of the that moment when Vicki walked into bad. We know there is Hope for our population is growing, yet typically over looked and my life I will never forget. I have had family. We know that we will climb often struggling. several bad moments since then with to the top, and when we do we will As the word gets out about who we serve, we have life and money. It’s always money. Only be unstoppable. It’s a blessing to be a Hexperienced a significant surge in varying needs from families in the Grand in my hardest times when I really need part of this family. Valley who need practical help to remain self-sustaining. to talk, HOPE of the Grand Valley has HOGV is the only program on the Western Slope equipped to assist these always been there. They folks in numerous capacities. HOPE of the Grand Valley provides a hand up, listen, give me advice, not a hand out; by fostering and encouraging independence for hardworking, and pray for me and prays low-income families. This includes budget, career and life skills coaching, food with me. assistance, personal and group support, and Christmas for qualified families. HOPE of the Grand We have found that providing guidance creates a clearer path to a more Valley has done so much prosperous and successful future and in turn allows HOPE to continue our for my family; there really journey of helping those who just need a hand up. are no words to describe it. HOPE of the Grand Valley is a blessing, and what they do for everyone is a blessing. Later that afternoon I was at the My husband works TOGETHER extremely hard for us, doctors with my son. There’s a knock LET’S MAKE A DIFFERENCE on the door and this woman but it’s hard to get Thank You comes in and says hello any assistance when we do and gives me a great big actually work and make Josh & Laura Backus hug. It honestly took me a money. HOPE of the ur success is growing as we have guided numerous HOGV minute to figure out what Grand Valley is made families via our programs to FIRST TIME home owner- HOPE of the Grand Valley is was going on! She just for families just like ship! We know this is just the beginning! NOW RECEIVING DONATIONS said I’ll see you outside us. And how much it’s We are currently in need of monthly financial commitments Appliances: when you are done. I said grown is amazing! to continue our efforts in helping these families stay off We are looking for gently used in okay. We have been able government assistance. good working orde: Washers• Dryers Our visit was over and I to participate in some of Please strongly consider making a pledge to donate monthly for the Stoves • Refrigerators O go outside and realize the classes like budget purpose of increasing the capacity for HOGV to best encourage and These items are this woman is Vicki with coaching and the mom and support these motivated families. This investment makes a life- HOPE of the Grand dad groups. We always budget busters for changing difference in the lives of adults and children alike! Valley!! She told me look forward to these our families, so if HOPE of the Grand Valley to follow her to her because it’s a huge you have any of PO Box 532 car. She had diapers sigh of relief to hear these items to Fruita, CO 81521 and food and me. others that are in our donate, please We have had the opportunity to be a part of this family My husband was same situation. for a long time. We have seen their struggles and watched email or call there too. He was Everyone with them grow in every way. HOPE of the Grand 970-778-4880 in as much shock as HOPE of the It has been a true blessing to be a part of this family and Valley helps everyone, I was! I had never met Grand Valley for them to be a part of the HOPE of the Grand Valley family. there is no judgment. her, only spoke to her on A hand up, We couldn’t help but include a lot of pictures through the years We feel at home with the phone. But she showed not a hand out with-The Backus Family Hope of the Grand Valley. It up and just barged into the doctors PO Box 532 like we had known each other for years has truly changed us. We might still THIS IS THEIR STORY Fruita, CO 81521 and gave me a huge hug, which I will be struggling at times, but knowing When Josh and I got married, I knew 970-778-4880 • www.hopegv.org never ever forget. that there is HOPE is all we need. I was marrying into an already made family. He had recently divorced his second wife. He had a boy with his first wife and another boy and twin girls with his second wife. I never ever thought about how hard our future would be
financially. In the beginning of our marriage I did have a job. We both worked. I worked until I was 7 months pregnant with our first child. I think the first time I reached out to HOPE of the Grand Valley was in 2012. Our son Joshua was just a little over 1 year old. We got approved for the Christmas program. When I saw all the gifts I was just floored. That was our first
Christmas with HOPE A few months after that we were really in a lot of debt. It was a few months after Christmas that I met Vicki. We were pretty broke and my only thought was to call HOPE of the Grand Valley. I called and explained our situation, and told her all we needed help with was diapers. She asked me what we would be doing that day, and I told her we were actually taking my son Joshua to his well child check in Fruita. She said she would let me know what HOPE of the Grand Valley could do.
June 2017 • The SOURCEC YVSOURCE.COM 7 Kenny Chesney Kenny Chesney Kenny Chesney Saturday June 17 “I needed to be pushed as an artist and turn it into something that Jones does, and that’s why 50 years “I grew up in east Tennessee, and and as a person.” makes somebody later, he still stands out as one of everybody knew everybody’s #Artist #Needed #Persons feel something. I the greatest singers in any genre business.” love that about my of all time.” #East #Tennessee #Grew Up “My mind is constantly going. For job.” #Years #Voice #Doe me to completely relax, I gotta #Song #Jobs #Real “I don’t think I ever feel sexy. I don’t get rid of my cell phone.” “Believe it or not, I want to keep think that’s for me to decide, if I’m #Phones #Cells #Mind “ H e had a voice that was growing my audience.” sexy or not.” t h e truth, raw and #Believe #Growing #Want #Sexy #Thinking #Feels “As a songwriter, you’re never off unfil- tered. You - for me, anyway. There’s a certain can’t “I have 120 employees on the “When I was playing for mentality of people that decide, g e t road every day, and about tips in college, I felt a fire “Oh, we’re going to try to write a n y 30 other employees off in my soul. I had the same songs from this time of the day to realer, the road.” principle of focus that I had this time of the day.” Almost treat a n y #Employee learned playing football.” it like a real job. I can’t do that. I’ve more never been able to write songs like tortured that. You never know when some- or any more “ Kenny Chesney” thing creative is going to hit you, or alive. No one can emotion or whatever. You can take it, do what George Country Jam Schedule
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June 2017 • The SOURCEC YVSOURCE.COM 9 Calendar of events (Submit community calendar Aug 4—The Cliftones Also Featuring event items to [email protected]) Aug 13vMarbin A performance by the Grand Valley Aug 10—James McMurtry Grand Junction Aug 12—The Goddamn Gal- Shimmy Mob June 8—Professor Colombo, Warehouse 25 Sixty-Five. lows This is a concert to June 8—Big Sam's Funky Nation, Aug 26—Awaiting Eternity offset the final James M. Robb Colorado River expenses for Heather, State Park. ASPEN who was killed in a June 9-11—Palisade Bluegrass senseless act of & Roots Music Festival Belly Up Aspen violence. Riverbend Park. 970-544-9800 Any excess donations June 9—Those Folk, Warehouse JUNE will be given to Hilltop's 25 Sixty-Five. 7 Milky Chance Performances By Latimer House, our June 15-18—Country Jam July 27-Working RanchRodeo Local Domestic June 15-18— Country Jam Ranch, 8 BoomBox July 29-Demolition Derby Violence Shelter. Mack, Colorado 12 ill Isha June 29—Fabulous Thunderbirds Aug 7-NEWSBOYS with Ryan 14 Shook Twins Shea Bramer & Larren Oliver James M. Robb Colorado River. Stevenson, Las Colonias Park The Tankerays June 30—Michael Martin Amphitheater 7pm 15 Guster Murphey,at 7:30 pm Colorado Aug 17-20-Palisade Peach Festival 16 The Struts Tim and Richard Downtown Palisade. National Monument Association 18 The Spazmatics Crystal River welcomes Michael Martin Murphey Aug 19-Josh Gracin Warehouse 19 Tallgrass Misty Dawn Heather Leigh Anable with special guest Brennan Murphey 25Sixty-Five Nov 9, 1985 - May 13th, 2017 at Devils Kitchen Picnic Area, East August 25-Carrie Welling & 20 Shakey Graves Kasey Williams Warehouse 25 Music Has The Power To Entrance Colorado National 21 Cut Copy Sixty-Five. Monument. Shuttle service provided 27 Mike Snow from signed parking areas at east Mesa Theater HEAL (GJ) entrance. Tickets: $55. Charge 538 Main Street 29 John Lovett by phone 970-243-tixs or online Grand Junction 970-773-1775 30Chris Robinson at www.ticketswest.com Jun 13—Wolf & Bear Colorado National Monument Association welcomes JULY July 7-9—Lavender Festival Jun 15—K.Suh.Dilla 5 Blues Traveler Riverbend Park. Jun 16—K.Suh.Dilla July 7—Jake Worthington 7 BUSH i hael artin urphe Jun 20—Hawthorne Heights Warehouse 25 Sixty-Five. 13 Donavon Frankenreiter Jun 21—Twisted InsaLne Devils Kitchen Picnic Area July 11—Lukas Nelson & Promise 23 Mary Chapin Carpenter of the Real, Las Colonias Park Jun 22—Lynch Mob Colorado National Monument 25 Boz Scaggs gates 6pm - small cooler and bag chairs permitted Amphitheater 7pm Jun 23—Montoneros July 14-15—Night Vision, Olathe 27 Chris Isaak Friday June 30 7:30 pm Jun 25—Seasons After Community Park. 22 Lyle Lovett $55 General Admission (plus applicable fees) Jun 24—Jelly Roll July 15—Two Peace Music, 22 Melissa Etheridge Sandstone Concerts & Pinnacle Venue Services Warehouse 25 Sixty-Five Jun 29—K.Suh.Dilla August welcomes The Master of Six & Twelve String Guitar 59. Jul 2—Another Lost Year July 21-23—Grand Junction Local 3 Steve Earle & The Dukes Jul 8—Garrett lebeau Band Jam, Edgewater Brewery. July 22—Sammy Eubanks, Jul-9—Rise above (film) JUNE eo ott e Warehouse 25 Sixty-Five. Presented by The Western JAS CAFE SUMMER SERIES July 23— Vandoliers, Warehouse Colorado Center for Arts The Avalon Theatre 25 Sixty-Five. Jul 11—September Mourning 29-30 Jamison Ross Grand Jct Jul 12—Morning in May The Little Nell Thursday July 20 7:30 pm July 25-29 Jul 14—Mad Dog & the $35 - $40 Reserved Seating Mesa County Fair 20/20’s JULY (plus applicable fees) Mesa County Fairgrounds Jul 19—The Mighty Mystic 7-8 Dr. Lonnie Smith — Evo- July 26-Moto Mayhem Jul 20—Hemlock lution, The Cooking School of Sandstone Concerts & C & E productions July 27-Professional Bull Riders Aspen welcomes american singer-songwriter July 27-Wine Tasting Jul 23—Kap G 14 Butler, Bernstein, & The Hot 9 Aspen Art Museum PALISADE PEACH TOUR DE VINEYARDS FESTIVAL SEPTEMBER 16 James Oenophiles of all sorts will revel in JULY AUGUST 18-19 the 25-mile Tour de Vineyards through Perhaps Palisade’s most famous 15 Clint Holmes & The H2 Big Colorado’s Wine Country. With the festival, the Peach Festival is cele- Band: From Sinatra To Ray urtr brating its 49th year this summer. course utilizing paved roads and just The Mesa Theater Palisade’s favorite fruit is showcased a few hills, it’s the perfect outing for Charles,Aspen Art Museum Grand Jct in myriad ways during two days of those who want to ride through the 29-30 Ella & Louis: Together Thursday August 10 7:30 pm cooking demos, contests and more. The beautiful vineyard scenery (and imbibe Again-Byron Stripling & Car- $25 General Admission Seating weekend is filled with peach-inspired a little along the way). As the event men Bradford, The Cooking (plus applicable fees) products and, of course, peach-in- takes place in the Grand Valley on School of Aspen fused foods: pie, ice cream, preserves, the Western Slope, cyclists will pass Sandstone Concerts & Pinnacle Venue Services through acres of scenic vineyards welcomes multi platinum “Nuevo Flamenco” recording artist salsa, brandy, wine and more. Other AUGUST highlights of the weekend include the and fruit orchards. This year’s Tour annual pancake breakfast (with peach de Vineyards is limited to just 1,000 ASPEN ART MUSEUM syrup, of course) and the parade of the riders and registration is required. ttmar ie ert 10 Cyrille Aimee Peach Queen and the Town Grouch. una Ne ra FRUITA FALL 11 Cubanismo COLORADO FESTIVAL 12 TAKE 6 The Avalon Theatre SEPTEMBER 22-24 Grand Jct MOUNTAIN WINEFEST A true Western Colorado tradition, 18 Eliane Elias: SEPTEMBER 14-17 Friday September 30 7:30 pm The most beloved celebration of the 103rd annual Fruita Fall Festival 100 Years Of Samba! $39 - $49 Reserved Seating is a 3-day event with over 125 vendors Colorado wine in the state, the Colorado 19 Nnenna Freelon (plus applicable fees) Mountain Winefest brings together selling their arts, crafts, and foods to more than 45 Colorado wineries to a crowd of 50-000 plus people! The 20 Jacob Collier Charge By Phone TICKETS: weekend is filled with events including City Market Store in Palisade, near Grand Junction, to sip and Grand Jct., Fruita, celebrate award-winning wines in this a Talent Show, Parade, Outhouse Race, Carbondale 970- Clifton,Hotchkiss, Disc Golf Tournament, Old Fashioned (Service Charges243-TIXS May Apply.) Delta, Montrose, growing industry. Start off the weekend produced by Steve’s Guitars (8497) New Castle, Rifl e, right with the Tour de Vineyards, a Cookery Contest, Street Dance and Glenwood Springs & so much more! Did we mention this 9 N 4th St • 970-963-3304 Back Porch Music 25-mile bike ride through Wine Country (Across From Sam’s Club) held just before the main event on is a free community event? Plus, JUNE there are two stages of live music Saturday. The weekend also includes Sunday Night Bluegrass Jam - 6pm www.TicketsWest.com food pairings held at local restaurants, over this festive weekend in Fruita. a tour of the vineyards and more. www.sandstoneconcerts.com Continued on page 11 10 YVSOURCE.COM TheC SOURCE • June 2017 1 Angela Perley & the Howlin’ Rifle Telluride 16 Parker Millsap 15 Telluride Blues & Brews Moons Fly Me To The Moon Saloon Festival, Tab Benoit, The Reverend Garfield County JUNE 3 The Small Glories Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Eric 8 Good Time Travelers Fairgrounds 16 Fruition, Palm Theatre Sheridan Opera House Lindell, Delbert McClinton, Dwayne 9 Patrice Pike July 31-August 6 10 The Outer Vibe 17 Del McCoury Band Red 17 Elephant Revival, Palm Theatre Dopsie & The Zydeco Hellraisers,
11 Hot Buttered Rum Garfield County Fair Knuckles & The Trailblazers Bonnie Raitt, Anders Osborne, 15 Lipbone Redding Trio 18 Punch Brothers 17 Rayland Baxter,Fly Me To The John Nemeth, Mitch Woods, MONTROSE Moon Saloon 21 The Mighty Pines Jun 28 - July 4 14th annual MonkeyJunk, Samantha Fish, The 28 Garner Sloan & Amanda June 2— Farmer in the Sky Telluride Plein Air, 9am Record Company, Benjamin Booker, Kitchens opening at 6pm & Angela Perley The Sheridan Arts Foundation hosts JULY Jack Broadbent, Delgres and the Howlin’ Moons starting JULY 25-30 nationally recognized artists 1 Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Sheridan at 7pm Black Canyon Golf Course, for the 14th annual Telluride Plein Opera House 16 Telluride Blues & Brews 6 Brave Holiday Montrose Summer Music Series Air June 28-July 5. A three-day Art June 2-3—Car, Truck & Rod Show, Festival, Tab Benoit, Drive-By 7 16th Annual Mt. Sopris Exhibition and Sale takes place Telluride Town Park Music Fest - First Friday Celebration blackcanyonclassics.org. July 3-5 (12-7 p.m. Sunday & 9:30 Truckers, Ben Miller Band, TajMo’ 8 DangerMuffin in the Shop June 25—Patriotic Concert pre- a.m.-4 p.m. Monday & Tuesday) in 8 The Ride Festival : Taj Mahal & Keb’ Mo’, Hamish sented by Montrose Community 9 Second Sunday in Sopris Park Elks Park and the Oak Street Park Rose Hill Drive, John Butler Trio, Anderson with DangerMuffin and Let Them Band outside the Sheridan Opera House. Rival Sons,Big Something, Maggie Roar Opening at 4pm July 7—Dave’s Fault opening at In case of inclement weather the Koerner, The MarcusKing Band, Ben 6pm & Coco Montoya starting at 17 Telluride Blues & Brews 13 Undlin & Wolfe sale will be moved inside. Harper & The nnocentCriminals 7pm, Canyon Golf Course, Montrose 14 Scruffy Pearls Festival, Steve Winwood, Summer Music Series 15 Lindsay Lou & The Flatbellys, 15 Locust Honey 9 The Ride Festival Chicano Batman, The Blind Boys July 21—Montrose County Fair Fly Me To The Moon Saloon 16 Severin Browne (Jackson’s bro) Kaleo, Jackie Greene, Beck, The Of Alabama, The Magpie Salute, July 21—Black Canyon Quilt Show Temperance Movement, Muddy Bo Hale and Friends 15 Greensky Bluegrass, Palm Alabama Slim, Robert Finley Magnolias, Colter Wall 19 Rain City Ramblers & Pearl & Paonia Theatre Wood 21 Will Kimbrough and Brigitte Paonia Town Park DeMeyer Pickin’ in the Park 26 The Rattlesnakes FREE Summer Concert Series 28 Olivia Pevec, Let Them Roar Aug 3, 10, 17, 24 & Musical Friends Family Friendly, Children’s Olathe Activities, LOCAL Food, Beer & Wine; Broadcast live on KVNF Colorado’s Olathe Community Park Public Radio Aug 3-Peter Rowan OnlyONLY Aug 5-Olathe Sweet Corn Festival Aug-10-Pato Banton Aug-17-AGES & AGES Rodney Atkins Aug-24-Session Americana Theme & Water Park in Concert
Blues Traveler Open Now - October 29 The Wheeler Associates and MGP inc. presents John McEuen and Will The Circle Be Unbroken Bobby Mason - founding member Les Thompson, previous member Blues Traveler Discount Tickets Available at John Cable, Matt Cartsonis and cameo appearance by Jan Garrett By Nora Hughes ElitchGardens.com Presented by the Wheeler Associates, this multimedia concert event takes the audience down the path of two driving forces in American Music – The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (NGDB) and the music of The Carter Family.
Thursday 1/19 | www.aspenshowtix.com Tickets elebrating 30 Doors: 7:30 PM / Show: 8:00 PM $35 Cyears and playing at film Ghostbusters, Gozer the Traveler. MGP INC. & Brownsville presents Belly Up Aspen on July 5th! John Popper, helping a good The Wheeler Associates and MGP Inc presents Blues Traveler will celebrate their friend, also played a huge Concert for Stewy 30th anniversary this fall and will hand in creating the band Spin be starting their pre- anniversary Doctors and the two bands would CONCERT FOR STEWY: IT WILL BE ALMOST TWO YEARS TO THE er ta i DAY WHEN STEWART t e irtu ity OKSENHORN HAS LEFT US. ON THIS NIGHT HIS LIFE e le WILL BE CELEBRATED elly re uire BY HIS t e er e ti e celebration in Colorado! Following often share the stage, playing CLOSEST FRIENDS, AND THE MUSICIANS HE SO ELEQUENTLY SUPPORTED. this year’s Fourth of July show at Red non-stop concerts of multiple sets. ere t e ba a bee . y a Rocks (they have been playing Red Blues Traveler gained more Saturday 2/4 | www.aspenshowtix.com illy rau re u Tickets i t e ite l u Rocks every year on July 3rd or July mainstream attention by television Doors: 7:00 PM / Show: 8:00 PM $25 4th since 1992), accept for 1999, the host David Letterman, who has on M u tai a . ey e t year their original bass player died. many occasions, introduced them e re t e i rate t t at they will be heading to Aspen to rock as ‘his favorite band’. The band MGP Inc. and Brownsville presents Sam Bush reat u i al u tai ea u ti the stage at Belly Up on July 5th. has since made more appearances e a . Blues Traveler , a n on The Late Show than any If joy were a person, he’d bring both peace and frenzy. He’d be full of music, light, American rock band formed musical artist. Letterman’s band and energy that soothes even as it stirs us up. Eyes closed, wire-rim glasses in place, mandolin pressed against his ribs, joy would be Sam Bush on a stage. i et in Princeton, New Jersey in leader Paul Shaffer has played 27 www.brownsvillepresents.com 1987, has been described as blues on a number of Blues Traveler 7 00 7 30Thursday 2/23 | www.brownsvillepresents.com Tickets rock, psychedelic rock, folk recordings. Shortly after this Doors: 7:30 PM / Show: 8:00 PM $38 -$45 rock, soul, and Southern rock. attention, they found themselves MGP INC. & Brownsville presents They are known (and loved) for opening up for The Rolling Stones. The Wheeler Associates and MGP Inc presents extensive use of segues in their live In the summer of 1999, An evening with Rodney Crowell (trio) performances, and were considered frontman John Popper had to have Mar ia all r lli i r a u e ra e u a ul ul ul a t a key part of the re-emerging jam emergency heart surgery due to an er barrel u eAs one of the most layi admired songwriters a er in America, eel Crowell has had arty songs coveredtu e by are band scene of the 1990s. While artery blockage, forcing the band everyone from country legends (Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, George Straight), to today’s current country stars (Keith Urban, Tim McGraw) as well as by rock (Bob Seger) Blues Traveler is best known among to cancel their annual July 4th Red i i . S blues (Etta James) ay and even electronic artists (Royksopp). fans for their improvisational Rocks shows at the last minute. y ul u i al t ur t e territ ry bet ee e Tickets rlea a live shows, the general music During the hiatus after surgery, Tuesday 3/14 | www.aspenshowtix.com Doors: 7:30 PM / Show: 8:00 PM public is most familiar with the Popper also released a solo album. u ti . all i e a brea y ur eart it a balla $35 r brea group from their Top 40 singles Blues Traveler also played in y ur ba it a r er. t eral “Run-Around” and “Hook”. Grand Junction at The Mesa Theater MGP Inc. and Brownsville presents Coco Montoya Currently, the group comprises in 2007, The Avalon Theater in 2004 Over the course of his 30-year career, guitarist and vocalist Coco Montoya’s explosive singer and harmonica player John & again at a Palisade Winery in 2011. guitar playing and soul-driven voice have propelled him to the upper reaches of the blues- Popper, guitarist Chan Kinchla, There’s no better way to spend the rock world. At every show, fans’ jaws dropped, and critics raved about Montoya’s mind- bending guitar licks and impassioned vocals. “The fiery blues that issue forth from Coco drummer Brendan Hill, bassist Tad day after 4th of July than kicking Montoya’s guitar are awe-inspiring and boogie requiring,” shouted The Village Voice. Kinchla, and keyboardist Ben back at Belly Up with Blues Traveler! i et Wilson. Tad Kinchla and This is a show you don’t want to miss! 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June 2017 • The SOURCEC YVSOURCE.COM 11 Summer Teen Workshops 2017 Monday – Friday, 9am-4pm ArtArt Tuition: $100 member / $125 non-member per week, 1803 North 7th Street Summer Art Camp 2017 per student Grand1803 NorthJunction, 7th CO Street 81501 All materials provided Grand Junction, CO 81501 pencil, charcoal, markers, and colored Week 6: Week 8: tel 970 - 243 - 7337 pencils. To round off the week (no Students please bring a lunch faxtel 970970 -- 243243 - 24827337 pun intended), we will construct size “Messy Time”— July 3-7 Super Me — July 17-21 faxwww.gjartcenter.org 970 - 243 - 2482 bubbles. (skipping July 4; $80 member/$100 Grab your cape and escape to and a water bottle www.gjartcenter.org non-member) Planet Imagination. Engage your A unique experience every week Week 4: inner superhero. Discover the This will be a fun-filled four days. amazing talents and powers of artists June 12-16 (Ages 13–18): Ages 5-12 • Monday – Friday, Digging into Art — June 19-23 Projects include chest bump printing, such as Van Gogh, Picasso, Hopper, 9am – 4pm Science meets art. Kids will learn painting with your feet, art with and Matisse. Then, create your own Figure Drawing Tuition: $100 member / $125 non- the science of color, build a super bubbles, homemade driveway paint, superpower. Students will learn to use June 26-30 (Ages 13–15): tie-dye, a paint bomb, firework art, pencil, colored pencil, marker, acrylic, member per week, per child. structure, play with rainbow paper, and tempera. and create fossil impressions in clay, and art inspired by Jackson Pollock Cartoon and Manga All materials provided; need-based and Morris Louis. Week 9: scholarships available whirly gigs, a volcano that erupts, and July 10-14 (Ages 15-18): much more… Week 7: Legos & Artful Animals - July Fashion Design and Industry Week 3: Week 5: Let’s Create — July 10-14 24-28 We will explore an array of Discover old and new ways of 3-D Adventure — June 12-16 Theater & Humor — June 26-30 July 24-28 (Ages 13–18): 2-D mediums to achieve unique creating three-dimensional artwork. Discover the world of theater. Open Studio. Come work in Students will create stunning compositions, both large and small. Celebrate the history of animals in sculptures and learn drawing Students will learn tricks of the Projects involve working with clay, art, from ancient times to present day. the media of your choice while techniques to make two-dimensional trade, create wearable sculpture, drawing, sculpting, printmaking, Stuff, build, draw, and paint creatures being mentored by a profes- artwork appear three-dimensional. and perform a short skit. We’ll batik, and collage. Students will be Students will experiment with a that roam the earth and the outer sional artist. Media can include work on funny stuff, from cartoons encouraged to ambitiously use their variety of materials—clay, papier- limits of your imagination. imagination and try new things using graphite, charcoal, pastel, ink, mâché, found objects, fabric—to to caricatures and everything in various techniques. create both regular and bas-relief between. Learn how art can make Don’t forget to bring a snack, a lunch, watercolor, acrylic, and more. sculptures. Students will work with people laugh. and a water bottle!
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Mesa County Public Library (Central Location): Story Time: every Tuesday & Thursday at 10am, Fridays at 2pm & Saturdays at 10am Neighbors Read: Thursdays at 6:30pm Kids Club: every Wednesday at 2pm Dog Ears: 1st Wednesday of the month at 4pm Lego Zone: 3rd Friday of the month at 3pm Junior Scientist: Last Monday of the month at 6:30pm
Barnes and Noble (2451 Patterson Road) 6/3- Storytime, 11am 6/10- Storytime: Oh, The Places You’ll Go! 11am 6/17- Father’s Day Storytime, 11am 6/24- Storytime: The Rainbow Fish, 11am
Other events: 6/17- Father’s Day Festival, Mesa Mall, 11-1:30pm
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She is the president of the Applied --Integrity you’ve been around a guy enough to Evolutionary Psychology Society and hosts her own Order Amy Alkon's book, “Good weekly radio show, “HumanLab -- The Science Between see that he’s got something behind Manners For Nice People Who Us,” featuring the luminaries of behavioral science. A guy’s “I really care about you” those flowery words -- beyond how Sometimes Say The F-Word” (St. makes a woman feel that he’s got a getting you into bed is preferable to Martin’s Press, June 3, 2014). real reason for being there with her staying home, dressing his penis in a (Link to the book to embed): -- beyond how the neighbor’s goat’s tiny cape, and playing video games. http://www.amazon.com/Good- a surprisingly fast runner. (c)2017, Amy Alkon, all rights Manners-Nice-People-Sometimes/ Silicone Valley (natural!) boobs have higher levels of the reserved. Got a problem? Write dp/1250030714/ref=tmm_pap_title_0 I’m a guy who hates fake boobs. hormone estradiol, a form of estrogen Men evolved to be the worker bees Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, I’ve dumped women I really liked that increases a woman’s likelihood of of sex -- the wooers of the species, upon discovering they have them. conception. Women with both big boobs trying to sell women on their level of Total dealbreaker for me. However, and a small waist have about 30 percent love and commitment with mushy talk I obviously can’t just ask whether a higher levels -- which could mean they’d and bunches of carats. Women generally woman has them. What should I do? be about three times as likely to get don’t need to work to get sex; they just I don’t want to waste my time or hers. pregnant as other women. So, big fake need to let men know they’re willing --Real Deal boobs are a form of mating forgery -- which is why around Valentine’s Day, -- like a box supposedly containing a you don’t hear the tool-time version Right. Not exactly a first-date high-def TV that actually contains a of those Kay Jewelers commercials, question: “So…did you get your boobs bunch of no-def bricks. reminding the ladies, “Every kiss begins from your mom’s side of the family or There are some telltale signs of with a circular saw!” from some doc’s Yelp review?” Frankenboobs, like immunity from This difference aligns with what Your aversion to counterfitties doesn’t gravity. Women with big real boobs evolutionary psychologist David Buss come out of nowhere. Breast implants have bra straps that could double as calls men’s and women’s conflicting are a form of “strategic interference,” seat belts and bra backs like those “sexual strategies” -- in keeping with evolutionary psychologist David Buss’ lumbar support belts worn by warehouse workers. However, an increasing number how getting it on can leave a woman term for when the mating strategies of women have more subtle implants “with child” and a man with a little less of one sex are derailed by the other. (all the better to strategically interfere semen. Accordingly, Buss finds that Women, for example, evolved to seek with you, my dear!). Though you might women are more likely to be “sexual “providers” -- men with high status and get the truth by teasing the subject of deceivers” -- to dangle the possibility access to resources. A guy engages in plastic surgery into conversation, you of sex to get a favor or special treatment strategic interference by impressing the should accept the reality: You may not from a man. Men, on the other hand, ladies with his snazzy new Audi -- one know till you get a woman horizontal are more likely to be “commitment he pays for by subletting a “condo” -- and the sweater Alps remain so high deceivers.” In Buss’ lab, when the g e that’s actually the backyard playhouse and proud you’re pretty sure you see y researchers asked 112 college dudes of the rotten 8-year-old next door. Heidi running across them, waving to about whether they’d “exaggerated the A woman doesn’t need an Audi the Ricola guy playing the alpenhorn. depth of their feelings for a woman in (or even a bus pass) to attract men. order to have sex with her, 71 percent She just needs the features that men My Fawny Valentine admitted to having done so, compared evolved to go all oglypants for -- like I went out with this guy twice. with only 39 percent of the women” youth, an hourglass bod, big eyes, full He was really effusive about how who were asked whether they’d done lips, and big bra puppies. Men aren’t much he liked me and how we had the that sort of thing. attracted to these features just becuz. beginnings of something awesome. Knowing the different ways men Biological anthropologist Grazyna He seemed sincere, so I ended up and women deceive and are prone to Jasienska finds that women with big sleeping with him, and then, boom. be deceived is the best way to avoid
Summer of Love with The Scones Summer of Love Show It’s the cusp of summer and The upcoming schedule in the sidebar for th Scones are heading into our busiest a show near you. Also please check Thurs. June 22 - 7:00pm - Smith Saturday June 24 season. With changes in the lineup out our recordings at our website Fork Ranch - Crawford CO. and recording & video projects in the http://www.sconesmusic.com/ - Dinner and dancing. Call 970- works our band has got its hands full. SconesSummerOfLoveShow. 921-3454 for reservations First off, Rick and Helen are html JULY 2017 continuing their regular Thursday See you soon! Mon. July 3 night dinner/dance at the Smith Fork Rick, Helen, and - 7:00pm - Cherry Ranch. There is usually room for a Harry Days - Paonia Town few extra folks who would like to Upcoming Shows Park - Paonia, experience an outstanding 3 course JUNE 2017 CO Performing as the dinner with hors d’oeuvres and choices Thurs. June 15 - Scones ummer of Love of wines from one of the best wine 7:00pm - Smith Fork Show cellars in the area. Call (970) 921-3454 Ranch - Crawford CO. for reservations and availability. - Dinner and dancing. Call Also, as we mentioned in our last 970-921-3454 for reservations. correspondence, we are celebrating Sat. June 17 -5:00pm - Strawberry the 50th anniversary of the Summer Days Festival - Sayre Park The Center for the Arts presents Of Love with our “Summer Of Love - Glenwood Springs, CO - - Marcia Ball, Friday, September Show” by adding 2 new members to Performing as The Scones 11th at 8pm the act. The amazing Beth Williams “A joyful musical tour of the has joined us on guitar and vocals. Beth is a fairly recent transplant from Texas and just returned from a musical tour in New Zealand. She is a wonderful singer and songwriter and brings a lot to the group. Melanie Jean, back from a world tour with Up With People will be sharing bass duties and singing and playing flute. With 5 strong vocalists in the Summer Of Love Show, we will be focusing in on big harmony songs and doing a lot of the music that was ur ea s e e ra g years us ess as a y e re a er in the air during and around 1967, in ra u o o e o he o es e sho s o he es er o e e addition to our originals. This group are o a e our N o o ra u o o a o us u es is sounding fantastic and should not be a ay ro so e o he es ou a or roa g a y here missed. Next opportunity will be Sat. s our o a o o rose o a e a Nor h s ree June 17 at the 120th annual Strawberry FREE Lifetime Service on bikes purchased at Bicycle Outfi tters! Days Festival - Sayre Park, 1702 Grand Ave., Glenwood Springs, CO. 7 North 1st Street Grand Jun tion, 1 01 This is a great time of year to go out and hear some live music and we hope to see you soon. See our 70 2 2 www i es om
16 YVSOURCE.COM TheC SOURCE • June 2017 Thunder River Theatre Company’s Diva Cabaret Series in March, Nina Gabianelli brings her one woman cabaret act “Here I Am” to the Wheeler on Tuesday, July 25. Concert Preview This show is a musical storytelling of Nina’s theatrical life from child- hood to New York City and finally RECKLESS KELLY to Aspen, with arrangements and accompaniment by David Dyer. RIFLE, Colorado and their heritage but nurtured in Alya Howe returns to Sunset the bumpy road of maturity, became Sessions on Friday, August 4 for JUNE 27TH 7:30pm the very essence of Americana the Poetry Brothel, Aspen’s premiere The Ute Theater music in all its far-flung glory. poetry slam where amateurs and “We came along in that second Understanding the virtuosity of veterans are encouraged to share a Reckless Kelly requires the perspective wave of the movement,” Cody Braun consistent platform to sharpen their The Wheeler Opera House has the award-winning performance of where the band has been. Cody says. “Son Volt’s album Trace had a skills and express themselves before announced further performances series in Philadelphia which itself and Willy Braun grew up in the major effect on us. People like Joe a supportive live audience. in its new summer series Sunset is modeled after the 19th Century White Cloud Mountains of Idaho. Ely, Ray Kennedy and Robert Earl Wednesday, August 16 marks a Sessions. In addition to the previously European salons. These events feature They moved to Bend, Oregon, and Keen were always big supporters. performance by rock violinist Lydia announced singer-songwriter Kevin a broad spectrum of artistic perfor- then migrated Bain, who is most notable as half of Heinz (June 2) and Stand-Up Open mance, including all types of music, to that great Mic Night hosted by Beth Brandon spoken word, dance and multimedia the self-described “first Afro-Country band in America,” Wink & the Signal. musical foun- (June 7), events will include The Salon works. Many of the pieces and ensem- t a i n h e a d , and the Poetry Brothel (sponsored bles are experimental and created She has previously performed with Jason Marsalis, Norah Jones, Rumpke Austin, Texas. by Justice Snow’s), a writer’s night, specifically to suit the intimate The band’s a cabaret by Nina Gabianelli and a atmosphere. Previous events have Mountain Boys, Roger Humphreys and B.B. King’s Band on Beale Street co-founders performance by rock violinist Lydia sold out multiple times and earned and frontmen Bain. The events will be performed rave reviews from both audiences and toured the in the newly remodeled Wheeler Bar performers. Performances include country as Lobby stage—one of the best places poet Alyssa Szczelina, drummer part of their to watch the sun set behind Aspen Zack Ritchie, cellist Sarah Graf, father’s band, Mountain. The bar opens at 7:00 p.m. humorist Harry Baber and Stefano Muzzie Braun and all performances begin at 8:00 Da Fre’s film “Tu Me Manques/You and the Boys, p.m. As a first year special, Sunset Are Missing From Me,” presented as children. Sessions events will be FREE to the by Krysia Carter Giez. They per- public. Limited advance seating res- Aspen’s only storyslam, Writ formed on The ervations will be accepted one week Large will be held on Monday, July Tonight Show twice. Their father Our goal was to make music that had prior to event date. Call or stop by 3. Sponsored by Justice Snow’s, the ABOUT WHEELER OPERA taught his four sons a professional a country vibe but a solid rock edge.” the box office. Advance reservation evening includes true stories told to HOUSE: Since 1889, the Wheeler Opera ethic – integrity, persistence, hard In the end, all the recipe required seats must be claimed by 7:30 p.m. or a live audience—no scripts and no House has been Aspen’s community work and professionalism – honed was to just add water. Water facil- will be released. More information notes. Susan Terra, about Writ Large, performance venue and has become itates life. It enriches the soul. the Roaring Fork Valley’s premiere over three generations. They overcame is available at the Wheeler Opera shared, “We all share moments of As Music Row magazine pro- site for concerts, movies, festivals, hardships, struggled for recogni- House Box Office (970.920.5770/ terror, embarrassment and triumph claimed, “In my perfect world, this is lectures, community events, opera, tion, and learned the lessons of the aspenshowtix.com). The Wheeler whether or not we come from the what country radio would sound like.” and more. In recent years, the Wheeler trial and error that defined them. Opera House is located at 320 E. same background or even share any “This” is Reckless Kelly has been a leader in producing excep- In one sense, it’s remarkable in Hyman Ave., Aspen, CO. of the same interests. Storytelling is Ticket & Show Info: the way of any musician, athlete, or On Sunday, June 18, The Salon the platform that brings us together tional festivals in Aspen, celebrating www.brownsvillepresents.com comes to Sunset Sessions. Curated and reminds us that we have com- the comedy arts, global issues, and the businessperson who bucks the odds. https://www.recklesskelly.com/ by Alya Howe, The Salon has for monalities that are revealed through craft of songwriting. In another, though, it’s utterly https://www.youtube.com/user/rktv the past five years made its home at humor, courageous acts and grit.” 970-920-5770 • 866-449-0464 natural that Reckless Kelly, born in www.facebook.com/ mountaingrooveproductions Justice Snow’s and is modeled after Following a sold out premiere at toll free the dreams of the two Braun brothers
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It’s illegal to open CANCER - Jun 22/Jul 22—Don’t back down when an acquaintance challenges you late in the week. have answers for you. and use any marijuana in a vehicle. That goes for all the passengers and the driver. It doesn’t Question: You know that you can win this disagreement as long as you stay focused, Cancer. matter if you are in the front seat or in the Where can I buy marijuana in back seat – you cannot consume any marijuana LEO - Jul 23/Aug 23—That special someone has a difficult time early in the week and takes his or Colorado? when you are traveling in a private vehicle in her frustrations out on you. Instead of getting upset, try to be understanding of this person. Answer: You can only buy marijuana from Colorado. VIRGO - Aug 24/Sep 22—A loved one turns to you with a problem over the weekend. Listen to what a state-licensed retail marijuana store. You must be at least 21 years old, and you can buy Question: he or she has to say, and give your honest opinion on the matter. It may not be received well. only one ounce of marijuana at a time. And, What should I do with leftover you can only have one ounce of marijuana in LIBRA - Sep 23/Oct 23—You have a lot to juggle this week, Libra. In addition, people are watching marijuana when I leave Colorado? your possession at any time. Look for retail you closely to make sure you can handle it. Don’t let the pressure be a setback. Answer: The Colorado Department of stores in the pages of THE SOURCE. Health & Environment states that you should SCORPIO - Oct 24/Nov 22—A loved one says something hurtful on Tuesday. Instead of keeping Question: “trash leftover marijuana using a secured your feelings to yourself, share them with this person. It just may help strengthen your relationship. Can I share the marijuana I buy with container and in a safe place that’s out of sight SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21—Your sense of humor wins you a new friend early in the week. Get my friend? and out of reach of children, like in a large dumpster. Don’t leave your extras in hotel to know him or her better in the days to come. You two are certain to make a good team. Answer: Maybe. It is a crime if you share marijuana with anyone under 21 years old. If rooms or rental cars—it’s dangerous --- it CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20—Don’t let a business associate sway your opinion on an important your friend is older than 21, and you don’t could fall into the hands of minors, and you matter, Capricorn. You know where you stand and you’re remaining firm, even though the pressure charge your friend any money, then you can could be charged a fee for doing so.” make a gift to your friend of one ounce of is great. marijuana. But it is a crime to sell any of the For more information, see: AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18—You have your eyes set on a goal this week, Aquarius. Don’t let anyone marijuana you buy while you are in Colorado coloradopotguide.com/colorado- marijuana-blog/2015/february/04/ stop you from reaching it, especially naysayers. A loved one turns to you for romantic advice. to anyone else anywhere ever! driving-with-marijuana-in- PISCES - Feb 19/Mar 20—Your temper erupts when a loved one makes a mistake that gets you into Question: colorado/ , trouble. Try to stay turns to you for romantic advice. Can I use marijuana anywhere I and goodtoknowcolorado.com. want? PISCES - Feb 19/Mar 20—Your temper erupts when a loved one makes a mistake that gets you into Answer: The website for the Colorado The columnist: Ann Duckett trouble. Try to stay calm -- it wasn’t done intentionally. Department of Health & Environment states: Ann has a legal and business career that spans Hotel owners can ban the use and possession 4 decades, including 33 years of legal experience FAMOUS BIRTHDAYS or marijuana on their properties, so you may in business, financial, domestic, criminal, real Noah Wyle, Actor MAY 29, Melissa Etheridge, Singer MAY 30 Manny Ramirez, Athlete MAY 31, not be able to use in a hotel room. Looking for estate, mediation and negotiations. She has been a hotel? Be sure to research the places you Brooke Shields, Actress JUNE 1, Angelina Jolie, Actress JUNE 2 Dana Carvey, Comic JUNE 3, Nikki an adjunct professor at the University of Denver Law plan to stay in Colorado to find out of they’re Cox, Actress JUNE 4 “420-friendly.” Remember: using marijuana School, an instructor at the CILET Police Academy, a anywhere is public in Colorado is illegal. So, hearing officer for the Colorado Racing Commission, you need to find a private residence of a hotel/ and a Chief Deputy District Attorney. Her business rental that allows it. endeavors include several start-ups: Colorado’s first Question: independent phone directory, the Western Slope’s Can I take my marijuana home with second classified shopper’s guide, the largest scuba/ me when I leave Colorado? water-sports retail outlet on the Western Slope, Answer: It is illegal to leave Colorado with the nation’s second weekly Legislative newspaper any marijuana that you buy while you are visiting produced solely by college interns at Metropolitan here. It is also a crime to mail marijuana from Colorado to anywhere else in the world! State University of Denver.
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