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• November a,· 118 UDlV4uatty of" ourl~'t. Loula ,. Senate Passes Motion To Rename Bugg Lake List Shortens For by Thomas Kovach news editor

Florida U. President Chancellor Marguerite Ross Barnett by Thomas Kovach private funding with half coming in unveiled an artist's rendering of Bugg news editor from area corporations, helped ex­ Lake to members of the UM-St. pand the Thomas Jefferson Library, Louis faculty on Tu~day. Chancellor Marguerite Ross establish a new computer center and Barnett and a university official at obtain money for the new Science "The lake will be deeper and bet­ John . Hopkins Univer-sity are now builiding. ter landscaped. The lake has been one of two finalists for the position Barnett also sits on nine board of cleaned, a speCial clay surface install~ of president at the University of directors in St. Louis including Civic ed and the lake is now being refilled," Florida. Progress, Union Electric and Mer­ Barnett said. . Barnett will be interviewed by the cantile Bank. selection committee at Florida Craddock said that Lombardi, a Part of the plan for the lake includes University today and Friday, accor- former dean of the College of Arts trees in the memory of Dr. Eugene . ding to Patrica Craddock, chairper­ and Sciences at the University of In­ Corey. Corey, a chemistry professor at son of the English Department and diana, . said that "seemed very for-. UM-St Louis, died Nov. 28 last year a member of the selection commit­ thright and energetic:' of an abdominal aneurism. He was 53 . tee at Florida University. The other "I think what mattered to the Corey had been a faculty member with candidate, John Lombardi, pro­ V. members of the search committee the university since 1969. vost and vice-president for academic was that both of these candidates affairs, met with the selection com­ • sensed the excitement about moving Bugg Lake, named after James L. mittee for the job Tuesday and forward to doing something that Wednesday. Bugg, the first chancellor of UM-St. lesser pople regard as being impossi­ Louis, was drained three years ago to Barnett will also talk to students, ble;' Craddock said. make room for the addition of the new top administrators and citizens at the The University of Florida is a state Science Complex. Barnett said that a campus. university system divid ed into eight lake will officially start in the spring On Nov. 8, both candidates will be other universities. after being re-named. On Sept. 19, invited back to meet with the Florida The search for a pres ident began members of the University Senate ask­ " Board of Regents. A decision will in late September when the commit­ ed that alumni, students, faculty and NEW LAKE: UM-St. Louis Chancellor Marguerite Ross Barnett unveils a architectural design of Bugg Lake made by the Regents later that day. tee announced that Barnett, Lorn­ staff have a chance to re-name the to faculty members at a meeting Tuesday qp Sept. 19, the University Senate approved a proposal to rename Craddock said that she was im- bardi, Stephen Malcolm Gillis, lake. the lake. The senate will be accepting names for the lake from students, faculty, staff and alumni and the pressed with Barnett's leadership Haskell Monore Jr. and John W official dedication will be in the spring of 1990. Barnett said that the lake will have trees surrounding it and ...... • "-""I t--ab= il""it): and her. nerso n,gl:t!:L9fter_a • Ryan th finalists., 'Rte lake-fl1!5 had mafly-uses-such il fountain wi ll be in the m~-{ Pl:!oto by Michelle M c Mur~y ) -.-- meeting with the committee. Gillis is deirn of the graduate as students learning how ecosystems plan have been approved through her "I was impressed with her obvious school and vice provost for academic work, professors in the Biology for salillies for the fis cal year is seven drive, ability, hwnanity and her abili- affairs at Duke University in N.C.. five-year plan. percent She added that an additional In addition, Chancellor's Award of Department have said. Excellence were handed out to three • ty to get along with people instead Honore is the chancellor at the "It was a working lake- a teaching "When we intiated our five-year one percent is added to cover th e in­ of trampling over them on the w'ay University of Missouri-Columbia creasing costs of benefits for univer­ UM-St. Louis faculty members. The laboratory;' said Biology professor plan three years ago, we indicated we winners are Scott Decker, Chairper­ to achieving what needs to be done," and Ryan is the interim president of Charles Granger in a previous inter­ find new academic programs with sity employees. she said. Florida Atlantic University at South son of the Adminisu'ation of Justice, view. "We are really anxious to have money obtained through Partnerships The job at the University of Florida. excellence in research and creativity; • (Bugg Lake) back. I think it adds an for Progress. I'm happy we are able F),orida pays $134,623. Barnett will Monore and Ryan were elminated Dr. Edwin Fedder, professor of eAira dimension to learning:' to do this," she-said. "We are committed laJsmg . re'ceive $104 ,700 this yeaL from the selection in early October. to political science and director for the salaries on this campus illld we are Barnett began her carrer at UM- Gillis sent a letter to university of­ Center for International Studies, ex­ Barnett also was pleased that new Barnett added that significant pro­ complying with our salary poli cy;' St. Louis in June of 1986. Since ficials in mid-October announcing cellen ce in science; and Yael Even, programs such as the Pierre laclede gress has been made in the area of then, she has raised $5.6 million in that he withdrew from the race. Barnett said. associate professor in art history, ex­ Honors CoUege and the engineering salaries. She said that the overall pool cellence in teaching.

University Unprepared To Deal With Earthquake KWMU Seeks Money To

• by Shawn M. Foppe rely on its own resources when an ear­ tion toward developing contingency probably sustain some damage and a managing editor thquake suikes. plans. smokestack collapse. Keep Programs On The Air "Most fire departments would have He said that developing a plan is very Although UM-St. Louis has no ear­ In the event of an earthquake, UM- the walls fall down around their equip­ difficult because you do not know for thquake policy, Clifton does suggest Calling it a "challenge," the comes first. • St. Louis would be demolished. That is I ment making them useless;' Clifton said. certain which building would be hit. On ' moving out of the building immediate­ General Manager of KWMU an­ As of Tuesday at 6 p.m., the sta­ the opinion of many experts who say the ' Most buildings within the St. Louis the UM-St. Louis campus, the ly. If you are caught in a building, stay nounced a fund-raising drive to keep tion had raised $22,384. university is ill-prepared for such a area are of brick construction which buildings most likelv to be effected under a desk. certain programs on the air. "We look to listene rs to SU PPO lt disaster. generally shatters when a strong earth- would be the Tower, SSB, Mark Twain, "Desks can take pretty much abuse;' Patricia Wente, general manager news and the cl assics they enjoy," None of the four campuses within the quake, similar to the one in San Fran­ and the Thomas Jefferson Library. said Clifton. "Also, doorjams are of the station, says that KWMU must Wente said. UM-System have emergency plans to sisco, strikes. Although UM-Rolla has been generally safer." Clifton also says to avoid pay several dues to keep the .shows The station al so received pro­ deal with an earthquake. That has many Clifton said that when he went to devloping a plan for the past two years, power lines and tel ep hone poles like Garrison Keehor' running. daimation for the fund-raising drive within the system worried. Rolla a couple of years ago, setting an they will not be very hard hit in the case because their integrity is generally com­ Th e fund-rais ing drive began last from St. Loui s Mayor Vincent • David Clifton is a former firefighter earthquake policy was a priority. The of an earthquake. Clifton said that their promised during an earthquake. Saturday October 28 at 8 a.m. Schoemehl, St. Louis Countv, and from Affton who now oversees safety campus is now in the process. of approv­ major concern are two residence halls; Officials from the Vice-Chancellor for Wente said the drive will stop when the state House of R eprensen~ tives . and risk managment at UM-Rolla. Clif- ing and implementing that policy. The one of which isH stories and the other, Administrative Services were unavailable the station reaches its goal of The phone for making a pledge is ton feels that the University will have to other three campuses have taken no ac- 7 stories. In addition, a bridge would for comment. $150,000 or on Nov. 9, wh ichever 553-6161.

Colleges Attempt To Quell Racist Remarks • Political Science Seeks To Merge Programs (CPS) Inearly September, about (AAUP) . Ariwna State University. 20 University of Massachusetss­ "If you're teaching black history Bonner, who started SAR after a by Joe Pickard Amherst students burst through the and use language people used to series of racial incidents at ASU last r~porter • back door of the offices of the Col; refer to slaves, you'd better make it spring, said each offending remark ligian , the campus newspaper; to sit clear th at you don't imply the same should be judged in its context. The form er chairman of the UM-St. in until editor David Mark would language is approporiate for today," "If the intention of a remark is to Louis Department of Political Science, agree to re,sign. said Roger Ransom, who teaches motivate violence, then it's a pro­ is cunently in the process of merging • The students were enraged by Civil War history at the University of blem," he said. "But if the intention the University's Center fOf Metropolitan . Mark's Sept. 19 editorial recounting California-Riverside. isn't to hurt, then you shouldn't be Studies, the Public Policy Extension and his summer trip to the Israeli-ruled In one instance of a faculty punished for what you say." the James T. Bush Sr. Center for Law, West Bank of the Jordan River. Na­ member losing his job, University of A number of the administrators Social Change and Conflict Resolution. tional observers posted there, Mark Maryland instructor John Strenge, take a harder line. "There are serious "Each had a unique mission, but wrote, struck him as "sickenigIy pro­ who had been accused of making a problems with racial antagonism, there was overlap. What I'm trying to Palestinian ." racist statement in class, resigned and people have got to come to grips do now is keep the uniqueness of eac h, Mark ultimately refused to resign . under pressure in September. with it soon before even more pro­ but increase coordination. In this way COM BINATIO!'-,i: Political Science professor Lance LeLoup is trying • This has prompted new anti­ New York's school board is blemsarise," said John Slaughter, they can better support each other;" to combine three department into one.(Photo by Michelle Mc Murray) racism rules adopted at some debating the fate of 'a high school president of Occidental College of Lance T. LeLoup said. schools that have made accusations teacher who touched off a student Los Angeles. The Bush Center opened in May The Public Policy E;..1:ension has the metropolitan area," LeLoup said. 1988 w,..! was named after James T. three major missions. It continuously of racism potent weapons that can riot in early October by observing David Gardner, of the nine-campus As director of th ese centers, LeLoup • cost instructors their jobs and even that Americans seem less concern­ University of California (VC) system, Bush Sr. He was president of the St. conducts sun'ey research, provides Louis Real Estate Brokers As5ociation management consulting, and offers will be responsible for developing policy, classmates their college careers. ed about the oppression of bla~k announced a new rule that em­ raising funds, selecting fellows, and "It's hard enough to get students people in West African nations than powers UC to suspend or expel in 1948 and played a key role in the short courses. Its research and applica­ Shelley v. Kraemer Supreme Court case, tion applies primarily to the public coordinating conferences, seminars, and to speak up [in class], and when they they are about the oppression of students who use "fighting words" to research activities. • are afraid of the consequences, it on­ black people in South Africa. disparage a person because of race, a landmark decision striking down state sector. Iv makes it worse," said Pamela "Students are at an age when they religion, gender, sexual orientation, enforcement of private, racial By combining tllese three different . "I don't really see myself as being in Stephens, a senior at the University are very sensitive," said Brown or disability. discrimination in housing. branches, LeLoup hopes to have a an administrative position;' LeLoup said of Southwestern Louisiana. University Professo r Nancy Some professors, however, argue The Center for Metropolitan Studies greater impact on the metropolitan in a recen t edition of the Spirit. "[ will "We've got to be concerned about Rosenbloom. the rules hurt students in class. I was established in 1965, just two years area. still be able to do research and spon­ how the rules are drawn:' adds Jor­ "It all depends on how you look "Education gives you the right to after the campus opened."The goal of "The mission of the centers will be to sor others to take their research and dan Kurland ' of the American at it;' said Vemard Bonner, president be stupid;' Bowman said. "You have the center is to assist citizens and public bring research generated in UM-St. apply it to the good of th e community. Association of University Professor of Students Against Racism (SAR) at to let Nazis and Communists speak:' and private officials in forming and im- Louis into the community, so as to im­ To me, that's what is really important . plementing effective social policies. prove the quality of decision making in and meaningful."

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------(~=------"Take A Deep Breath" is a lec­ ture featuring stress reduction Thursday 2 ~, Saturday 4 techniques from noon to 2 p.m. in 211 Clark. For mo~e informa­ tion, call the Women's Center at e"Cluster Impact Fusion" is a '" l..- -An Evening At La Cage. Barbara Steisand, Michael Jackson, 001- ~'~~...A) x5380. lecture to be given by Robert ...:...:;-. >~~'YX"",-_j:/ Iy Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Cher, Liza Minelli, Whitney Houston, Buehler of the Brookhaven Na- ";'~"\~ cr~:: -' Prince as Batman, Bette Midler, Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland 6 -;;.. -"Environmental issues of the tiona I Laboratory at 3 p.m. in ---. '..J ~-= .are among the musical and comedic stars who will be recreated B23B Benton. Them will be a '-~ ,CV~ ["':::;;:' on 'tage by the a'iginal ca" of Lou Paciocco·,. An Evening AI 1990's" will be a lecture given by reception for Buehler at 2:30 p.m..,-_ j ..... -:::;- - La Cage at 7:15 at 10:00 p.m. In the Westport PLayhouse. For tIcket Roger Pryor at noon in 229 J.e. in B516 Benton. For more infor- ' vI., . 'information, call DIALTIX at 434-6600. Penney Building. Fqr more infor­ mati on, call x5044. '-- mation, call x5180.

-Soccer. The Rivermen vs. eSt. Louis Law. UM-St. Louis is G Southeast Missouri State at 7 offering a Law School Admission Friday 3 p.m. in Cape Girardeau. Call Test preparation course to help Tuesday 7 x5711 , students prepare for the LSAT. o . -Showbiz. Busch Gardens, The The course will be held on Satur­ o Old Country holds auditions from days through November 25 from Election Day, Vote Now! 5 to 8 p.m. at the Embassy Suites 10 a.m. to noon. For more infor­ mation on the course, contact Ballroom, 901 N. 1 st Street. For -Baby talk. Pam Lesser, a Continuing Education at x 5961. more information, call 982-1700. childbirth education coordinator, will discuss choices in pregnan­ -Toon Town. Walt Disney will present an animation presentation cy and childbirth from 12:30 to created around their newest full-length animated feature, The Little 1:30 p.m. in Lucas Hall. This pro­ Mermaid'in the Summit Lounge at 11 a.m. Sponsored by the Cur­ Sunday 5 gram reviews current options for rent. The presentation will conclude with a short videotape featur­ childbirth , examines available ing behind-the-scenes footage and and unfinished sequences from options in the St. Louis area and the film. - Premiere Perfomances pre­ provides ideas for planning and -Porky Pig In Hollywood. Eleven sents Dong-Suk Kang, violin, and achieving the desired birth ex­ of the very best Warner Brothers Pascal Devoyon, piano, at 4 p.m. perience. Call x5380. cartoons featuring Porky Pig and at the Sheldon Concert Hall, 3648 the entire galazy of character Washington Avenue. Tickets to . -Volleyball. The Riverwomen voices created by Mel Blanc is all concerts are $12 for the genral take on Washington University at presented by the Webster public and $8 for students, facul­ 7 p.m. at Washington. For more University Film Series. The show ty and staff. information, call x5121 . is at 8 p.m.; tickets are $3 for the general public -and $2 for students ans senior adults. For more information, call 968-7487. Monday 6 Wednesday 8 -"laughing Wild"by Christopher Durang will be performed in the Benton Hall Theatre November 3 & 4 at 8 p.m., November 5 at -To Pen Or Not To Pen. Three UM-St. Louis alums will speak on 2 p.m. Tickets will be sold at the door and are free to students -Potluck. All Women's Studies students, faculty and friends are welcome to a potluck dinner from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Alumni Center, careers in editing and publishing at a panel discussion sponsored and faculty of UM-~t. Louis. For more information, call x5485. 7965 Natural Bridge Road. For more information, call x5818. by the English department from Noon to 1 p.m. in 213 Clark. For more information, contact Ellie Chapman at x5587. Material for the calendar should be submitted in Freedom of Speech, writing no later than two weeks prior to the Thursday date of publication to Shawn M. Foppe, managing Thursday 9// editor, Current, 1 Blue Metal Office Building, 8001 Assembly Guaranteed Natural Bridge Road, St. Louis, MO 63121. Phone items -Teacher' s Pet. Student .... cannot be accepted. Material may be edited or ex­ by Julio West protest the government Petition the Teaching Panel: Everything You columnist government for a redress of gIievances, cluded to satiSfy space or content requirements. Wanted To Know But Never Ask­ have free spee ch and peacably assem­ ed will be held at p.m. in the I was going to write about my son ble. Wnat radical concepts. 7 Marillac Conference Room on this week and run a picture of the lit­ The conservatives said well, if that tle rascal too. But something came up is what the constitution says, then we the South Campus. For more in­ and I know he won't mind being put will change it Hence, the flag desecTf­ By Leigh Rubin formation, contact Michael off another week (he is only 10 months tion act of 1989. What a landmark Richardson at 481-4944. old). piece of legislation that is-until the I read in another publication that court challenges it to come up. -"Computer Visualization in President Bush is thinking about us­ So now, instead of changing the con­ Drug Development" is a seminar ing a line item veto for the ne.xl budget stitution to make it say what they want, given by William Welsh of the Now remember that the last presi­ they read into what they want. chemistry department at 1:45 dent whined about having one of these "I dunno George, this veto thing. p.m. in R223e Research Wing. for eight years. And now George is go­ Let's just do it and let them challenge Refreshments will be served. For ing to whine about it for the next four. it in court. At least we will get our way more information, contact e.l. The constitution says that the presi­ for the year or so it will take for the Thurman at x6221. dent may veto any bilL The conser­ courts to decide." vatives say "that really means any part Many people don't realize what this of the bilL It just doesn't say that TIust could possibly mean. In basic terms, us that is what it really means:' it gives one 'man a vast amount of So now Bush is being urged by some pO\\~r. Not just in his ability to pick and to use a line item veto gnd let the choose projects to fund, but also im­ bipartisan opposition challenge it in agine the members of congress brown­ the courts. They are betting that nosing the president to get pet projects Reagan was able to stack the court left untouched by his powerful pen. i'ith enough consevative justices over Yes, I think that is what the founding the last eight years to support this fathers, who fought a war against one claim. man with a vast amount of power, had ' I I The conservatives say they want in mind. They wanted to give huge judges who will interpret the constitu­ amounts of power to single people. The tion strictiy; the way it was written. The system of checks and balances were two ironies 'of this are that: Mike just thrown in kind of tougue-in-cheek Dukakis was a liberal "card carrying by them . Imagine the guffaws at the member of the ACLU:' The ACLU constitutional covention when some wants, you 'guessed it, the Bill of Rights prankster came up with that one. and following amendments interpreted So, the real question facing the ad­ strictly. And secondly, Bush wanted a ministration is; do we do something flag burning amendment after the con­ that we know will be attacked and pro­ servative majority on the court said it bably overturned by the courts in order was within the bounds of the constitu­ fo r us to force our agenda down tion to burn the flag. everyone's throats for maybe a year or II Oh, these wacky judges have done do we play by the rules like everyone it again! Iinagine it is actually ok to has down throu~hout history.

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POSITION"S AVAILABLE AT ALL LOCATIONS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON E 'DI'rORIALS November 2, 1989 CURRENT Page 3 Faulty Policy Shakes All QUIC. K, &£,.. TI-f~ GURATOR.'S .Now. Right now. While it is on everyone's mind. While it is still in the newspapers and on the television, the Board of Curators ' ARTHQuAK£ PLAtJ! needs to direct the four UM campuses to formulate an emergen­ cy plan in the event of ' an earthquake. > It is amazing that a University that has a plan in the event of civil disobedience, has a plan in case the lights go out, has a plan if the Cardinals win the World Series, does not have a contingency plan if an earthquake strikes. And it will strike. Not only do University officials not have a plan, they do not plan on 'making one, either. Only UM-Rolla, the campus likely to sustain the least amount of damage, is creating a plan to deal with the tradgedy of an earthquake. That plan is the result of two years 'of 19lanning, not the recent events in San Fransisco. There are some very real lessons to be learned from what hap­ pended in San Fransisco. The University of California at Santa Cruz could not rely on the Santa Cruz community for help. The community had their own problems, the least of which was deal­ ing with the university. Security and medical personnel were · brought in from the University of California ,at Los Angeles. Communications completely broke down. UCSC officials say that radio links are crucial in an earthquake situation. The University would be well advised to send officials to Califor­ nia to learn firsthand about the procedures necessary to protect life and maintain order after such a devastating disaster. This laissez faire attitude that the University has adopted must end. If not, it may not only be their death, but our death as well. What's In A Name? Drug War Should Change Its Focus Change the name of Bugg lake!? What an outrage! For a cam­ • some other cannabinoid derivitives duct illegal, an underground black drug dealers and run them out of town. pus that has almost no tradition, changing the lake's name would lower intraocular pressure when ad­ market is created that often results in Fight fire with fire. I whole-heartedly be throwing away what little tradition there is. Inside View ministered by various routes such as in­ street sales that escalate to violence. believe that the police should have , The lake was named for the first chancellor of the University, halation, oral or intraveinous." The product's price soars due to risk machine guns and when fired upon by James L. Bugg. Why should it be changed on a whim of the The article went further to make a factors, etc. Hard drugs are cheap to drug dealers they are trying to arrest, by Kevin Kleine statement on the safety of marijuana. produce and on the black market often use them. University Senate? ' editor "Nearly all medicines have toxic, poten­ are altered to increase profits. This was The economic side of the argument All the campus maps would have to be changed and what about tially lethal effects. But marijuana is not true of alcohol in the 20s and 30s and for legalizing drugs is the most When it comes time for the budget those plastic covered signs around campus, would the maintenance such a substance. There is no record is true of illegal drugs today. During fascinating aspect of the argument. Tax­ axe to fall in Washington D.C., it is in the extensive medical literature prohibition, there were more alcohol­ ing marijuana like cigarettes or tobac­ people have to go around and cross out the words "Bugg Lake" sometimes a very valuable program that describing a proven, documented related deaths per capita than there are co could be a big boost to relieve the and replace it with the name of some dead professor? gets cut. Finan~ial aid for college cannabis-induced fatality. This is a today. The money spent fighting the war national debt. American farmers could students ha'i been one of the Ca5ualtieS Why don't we change it's name every year. Yeah, the state could . remarkable state~e nl First, the record against marijuana would be better spent benefit from legalization also. A lot of of the budget axe in recent years. save money on pensions if they prbmisedtenured faculty that the on marijuana encompasses 5,000 years in the classroom with education pro­ the country's dope was manufactured What's ironic is the preponderance of of human e>:perience. Second, mari­ gran1s. from hemp(marijuana) before world war lake would be named after them for one year after they died in useless government programs and juana is now used daily by enormous People like former secretary of state II. Every part of the plant has a com­ place of a year's worth of pension. What a novel idea. wasteful spending that seem to have a numbers of people throughout the George Schul~ , William F. Buckley, mercial value. The seeds can be used life of their own such as the so-called But seriously, students have always rallied around Bugg Lake world. Estimates suggest that from and even some law enforcement officials to make oil for cooking, lubrication, and "war on drugs." for feeding the ducks, saving the lake itself to keep it from becom­ twenty to fifty million Americans have recently advocated legalizing fuel. The stalks can be used to make I was watching the news last 'week ing a slab of concrete and to raise money for wildlife causes and routinely, albeit illegally, smoke mari­ drugs. I don't believe all drugs should paper and textiles. The farmer could the biology club. when the top stoT}" oi th day was th,at juana WI out the benefif of direct be legal. I do beli eve that th e police and have a huge cash crop that could save the DEA busted 200 places around the medical supervision. Yet, there are fed eral agents are wasting valuable time many family farms. It's very appropriate for the lake to be named after Bugg since country for growing marijuana indoors. simply no credi ble medical reports to burning marijuana fields and raiding he was the first chancellor. It's inapproptiate to rename something They were mostly basement gardens of suggest that consuming marijuana has Abuse of marijuana should carry the basement gardens when miiions of same penalties as abuse of alcohol, if a few plants, no major stuff. I'm sure it caused a single death. By contrast, pounds of cocaine floods the streets like the lake after it has already been named. Should we change it is legalized. If you drive stoned, you took millions just to pay agents to keep aspirin, a commonly used, over-the­ every day, and hundreds of people are the name of Clark hall, Lucas hall or Woods hall? But then again, lose your license. the houses under surveillance, not to counter medicine, causes hundred of shot, stabbed, or overdose on it. The ' the Soviet Union does it all the time. Just look at Leningrad, or mention the legal costs of trying and im­ deaths each year. Marijuana,in its only deaths caused by marijuana are the The irony of. it all is that all th e money is it Stalingrad, or is it St. Petersburg? prisioning the suspects. All these hard­ natural form. is one of the safest ones that happen when diputes over u s~d to erradicate marijuana could be earned tax dollars for a measly amount therapeutically active substances known price or quality of the product arise. used for education programs to prevent of home grown dope. I don't remember to man." Legalization could save a lot of lives. abuse of it and other more dangerous what they gave as the street value, but If marijuana is supposedly as "safe" drugs. it was ridiculously low for a bust of such Legalizing marijuana would fre e up as alcohol or tobacco, why is the Think about this the next time you magnitude. the police to concetrate on the coke government wasting time with basement pushers and Colombian drug lords. If watch the news and hear what brave ef­ Letters Policy I had a criminology class at Mizzou farmers instead of attacking the real th e government was really serious about forts are being put into the war on when I was a Journalism major there. The Current welcomes letters to the author's name can be withheld by problem drugs? a "war on drugs," they would arm the drugs, while programs in education and The professor spent about two weeks editor. The writer's student number request. When a government declares a pro- police with the same weapons as the social security are being cut. and phone number must accompany comparing drug laws to prohibition laws all letters. Non-students must also in­ The current reserves the right to of the 20s and 30s. He explained that clude their phone numbers. Letters edit all letters for space and style in 1973, President Richard Nixon had should be no longer than two typed, consideration. The current reserves a study done on the effects of marijuana double-spaced pages. No unsigned the right to refuse publication of and the result was that it is no more letters will be published, but the letters. harmful than alcohol or tobacco. Nix­ on threw it in the wastebasket and claimed that the country wasn't ready for pot to be legalized. 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An Equal Opportunity Employer. - , FEATURES' November 2, 1989 CURRENT. Page 5 Stat,e Ballet Offers Tribute To lJ.niversity Good Griefl Math Adds Up by Shawn M. Foppe Blair. Michael Hunt a music professor managing editor From there. it only gets worse. from St. Louis University arranged Trigonometry, calculus - they keep Blair's music in the style of the Ger­ elvis coming up with new ways to make me ': .. happy birthday dear University of shwin's arrangements. loo k stupid. By th e way, what are im­ Missouri, happy birthday to you." aginary numbers, and if they're only im­ Bolender studied Ballet in New York hotline aginary. why do we bother learning about The University of Missouri is 150 at 16. after studying with the School of them? Wouldn't our time be better spent . years old and in celebration of that the American Ballet, he performed and by Greg Albers thinking about things that actually exist? event, the sesquiscentenial committee choreographed for the Ballet Russe de associate features editor The ne\\; new math is hexadecimal and for the University hil$ commissioned a Monte Carlo. In 1946, George Balan­ bin omial. We have the computer in­ work by the State Ballet of Missouri. chine asked Bolender to return to the Sally Brown, from the popular comic dustry to thank for that. Sally has .to be That work, "Celebrations" will be strip "Peanuts," is always complaining pulling out her hair over this. How can U.S. to perform in his newly formed you tell if BAD is a word or a number? presented by Dance St. . Louis, about the "new math:' She says, "Just Ballet Society, predecessor to today's when I learn the old math, they start up With hex. having 16 characters, and bi. November 10 ' and 11 at Kiel Opera New York City Ballet (NYCB). with the new math. I can't stand it:' I am having only two, it seems like the peo­ House, 14th and Market Streets, at 8 Bolender went on to become a prin­ in complete agreement. ple in charge of coming up with new p.m. cipal dancer and choreographer for I used to like math before they started math can't decide if they want a whole both NYCB and Ballet Theatre, now putting letters in it. Honestly, th ere's just bunch of different numbers or just a "It was a glorious work;' said Bill known as American Ballet Theatre something impure about a mathematical couple. Bondeson, Director of University COH­ (ABT) . Among the works he has . equation with more letters than the post All thi$ leaves me feeling a little cert Series. "I was really happy. The choreographed for those companies are office. If that weren't enough, some betrayed by th e numbers that I once held work was very bright and very positive:' "The Miraculous Manadarin," "The Still genius decided to start using Creek let­ so dear to my heart. Maybe that's why I like accounting so much. How I wish Bondeson' is one of a group respon- : Point," and "Souvenirs:' ters. When will this madness end? It all started, innocently enough, in the to go back to the days of just pure sible for commissioning the work. He unadulterated numbers, and the only said that-he, Virginia Edwards, assistant seventh grade with the letter "x:' (It's a While choreographing the piecd little known fact that the on ly reason thing you had to worry about was figurin' to Chancellor Barnett on cultural affairs, Bolender originally ' tried to focus the algebra was invented was to justify the _ and 'cipherin' them, as Jethro Bodiene and others on the four-campus commit­ piece on Thomas Hart Benton but existence of this funny little number) X would say. tee felt that the State Ballet was a found that theme more appropriate for wasn't too bad. It was actually a bless­ But time waits for no man, and we perfect organization to approach theatre. ing, because yO\! could make it be must keep up with the changes. With because they were based in Kansas Ci­ "Ballet should not take on the quali­ anything yo u wanted it to be. That would that settled, we must address the next ty but also performed in St. Louis ty of drama;' Bolender said. This forc­ come in handy those moments when you logical question. Where does new math were more interested ill-what Suzy next through the auspices of Dance St. Louis ed him to abandon the Benton theme come from? Who are these sadists who and the rest of the state as well. to you looked like than what the teacher keep finding new ways to lower my CPA? and decide that a story ballet was not was talking about right before she decid­ I want to know. appropriate. Bolender turned instead to "CELEBRATIONS": Alecia Good and William Dunn celebrate the Univer­ ed to teach you a lesson by calling on "Celebrations" is a collection of the collective works of American you. Most of the math teachers I've known american popular dance from the end sity of Missouri's 150 birthday on November 10 and 11 as part of the seem nice eno ugh, but that could be just popular dance, a theme he had examin: Being able to make a number anything a front. Call me a cynic, but maybe math of the ninteenth century until the State Ballet of Missouri's performance of "Celebrations" presented by ed before but never successfully Dance St. Louis. you wanted semmed perfect to a lazy 12 teachers are an organized group of 1930's. Todd Bolender, artistic director produced. year ·old. But then, all the trouble disturbed individuals perpetuating the o( the State Ballet and the piece's Hollywood of the 30's. discount is available to University of started . They said it could be anything practice of this new math for the sole . choreographer draws broadly upon . "Celebration" had its world premiere Missouri students, alumni, staff and as long as it was what it was supposed purpose of turning students' brains into to be. So much for making life easier. vaudeville, burlesque, musical comedy, at the Lyric Theatre in Kansas City on The program opens with "Con faculty. Students may receive two tickets pudding Sounds too far. ..fetched? When and the movies. October 26, 1989. Then someone added "y" and said, was the last time you saw your College Amore," an effervescent pieGe consisting for the plice of one or one ticket for 50 "Here ya go, pal. Have some fun with Bolender uses George Gerschwin's Algebra teacher with a smiley-faced Costumes for the piece are lav ish us­ of two satirical love stories. Following percent off. University alumni, staff and this:' Yeah, that was a good idea. The "Have a nice day" tee shirt? Then again, "Fascinatin' Rhythm," ''Who Cares," and ing feathers, beads and sequins. Bud that but before "Celebrations," will be faculty receive a 20 percent discount. headaches didn't double, they were rai s­ that image may be even more honifying "Embraceable You." as the main struc­ Santora designed the costumes. He was Balanchine's "The Prodigal Son," bas­ , For infonnation on how to receive a ed to the second power. than all new math ever will be. ture of the piece and adds five other influenced by the Ziegfeld Follies as well ed on the biblical parable. discount, contact the Office of Cultural sonl'\s by American composer David as by famed· artist/designer Erte and In honor of "Celebration," a special Affairs at 553-5818. 'Getting Started' Offers Insights For Alcoholics Seeking Help by Loren Richard Klahs common bond. Each of them in­ otllers. Christians. 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Crazyheads Invade u.s. Aspiring Young Harmon Proves Love 'Worth Winning' by John Ryan members prefer touring over remaining by Jeffrey Hill to be taught a lesson. So Ned picks typical BMW, macho-man after JUST reporter in London. Performers Get movie reviewer three beautiful women, and Taylor must ONE THING. Recently, Crazyhead made a tour of win their hearts all at one time. Vv'here would you find a guitarist with Eleanor Larrimore (Lesley Ann War­ Europe with Iggy Pop. When asked how One confirmed bachelor versus three Erin Cooper (Malia Holvoe in her film a mane like Fast Transatlantic Dick? Or Iggy was in person, Anderson replied Showbiz Bid ren) is probably the most challenging to beautiful, but different, women. debut) is the lucious, voluptuous blond a bass player named Porkbeast? They that he was very down-to-earth. Thylor for she is already married: "Worth Winning" stars Mark Harmon who is a receptionist for the however, she married for security and can both be iound in Crazyhead, the "He's straightened out a lot, I think," Performers looking for a chance latest reinforcements from the British Anderson said. . as Thylor Worth, a Philadelphia weather­ Philadelphia Eagles. Erin is appealing the finer things in life. to break into show business can man who uses his good looks, suave per­ to all men, but hard to know, for she Invasion to wash up on America's Success has not gone to the head of "WOlth Winning" is director Will demonstrate their talents when sonality, and six figure salary to woo is surrounded by an entourage of foot­ shores. Anderson. Mackenzie's debut as a feature film Busch Gardens, The Old Counb-y women. Thylor sees women as God 's ball players. When the band performed on Oc­ "I hate that attitude. I mean , if you're director and he does a ten'ific job. holds auditions in St. Louis on Fri­ special creations whom he adores, at Veronica Briskow (Madeleine Stowe, tober 21st at Furst Rock, it was greeted in a band, yeah. you should be proud day, November 3, 19S9 Mackenzie has mainly directed televi­ with approval by the c1ub's small. but of what you do. I hate that kind of ar­ least for a couple of months - and not who made her film debut opposite sion programs such as "Family Ties" energic crowd. Th e lead singer for the rogance that goes along with a lot of Thlent scouts from the European­ one woman at.a time. Richard Dreyfull and Emilio Estevez in and "Moonlighting." He was very lucky band , known as Anderson, told a little pop bands," Anderson said. themed park in Williamsburg, Va. Thylor's friends, in particular Ned "Stakeout") is the intelligent concert to gather such an ensemble of talented bit about the band and its history in re­ Perhaps it is Anderson's humility that will hold the audition from 5 to 8 Braudy (Mark Blum), decides he needs pianist who has had enough of yo ur actors and actresses. cent intervi ew. allowed him to have such a great time p.m. at the Embassy Suites Ballroom, 901 N. First Street. as part Taylor WOlth is a likeable character The members of Crazl'head are from pl ay ing a relatively small club like Furst who is not a total sexist pig when he a town called Leicester. which is just out­ Ro ck. of an annual 19-city search for singers, dancers, technicians and shows some compassion ad morality side of London. The band fonned in "It's weird , because there was this club later in the film . I cannot call this guy 1986, and soon after made a demo tape down the road, and there were all these . stage managers for the park's 1990 season . Peti'ormers must be 16 years GT. because the women Thylor is with which it sent to a number of indepen' peo ple going in to see the band ... just are way out of G.T.'s leaque. Way out. dent record labels. doing covers," said Anderson. of age or older by June 1990. "We didn't bother with major labels," The three women Thylor is pursuing Anderson feels that "doing covers" is Th eme parks such as Busch work trem endously well together in this Anderson said, "because we knew that fine but that peo pl e would rather see Gradens not only provide jobs for film. Andrea Martin gives an appealing they wouldn't be interested. Or if thev bands do their own numbers. aspiring perforlllers but also are an performance as Ned's wife Claire who we;e interested. they'd say 'change thi;: However, on Crazyhead's new album, excellent training ground for moving ends up playing her own little game with or 'make this a bit softer: because we "Desert Orchid:' th ey do have one on to Hollywood. Broadway and Thylor and Ned. used to have a very, very raw sound cover: "Have Love. Will Travel;' which other major entertainment venues. when we statted o'ut. We\'e always lik­ Lesley Ann Warren has played these was written by Richard Berry. For more information about audi­ ed to crank the guitars up loud." "We were, like in between takes, and type of characters before which seem to Crazyhead went on to record two EP's tion requirements, call the Busch \~ork for her quite well. we werejammin' it ["Have Love. .." ] out, Gardens entertainment department for Food Records, both of which climb­ and the producer said, 'That sounds at 982-1700 . With continued performances such as ed to the #1 and #2 spots on Britians great. You wanna put that on the LP?' " these. Maria Holvoe and Madeleine independent charts. Seven or eight So they did, and that song, along with Stowe are going to be on the film scene months ago, the band signed a col­ another cut cal led "Time Has Thken Its for quite sometime. laborative effoli between Food and EMI, Toll On You" are both doing well on the W041d guarantee sure-fire hits, but we've I know -there are probably several peo­ and toured with such acts as The Cult British singles charts. ple who are going ot say, "that's just and Julian Cope. never wanted to do that iust for the sake Anderson stated that the band had no of do ing it," Anderson ·said. what we nee, another movie degrading "It's kind of good to get attention and particular influences, "we just write." He women as sex object for men," but stuff,'" Anderson said. did cite America 60's garage bands such Anderson had this admonition for all remember IT'S JUST A MOVIE and the The band has enjoyed a cult follow­ as Shadows of Knight and later punk St. Louisans: "We're extremely good, main purpose of a movie is to entertain. ing in Britain but made a deliberate ef­ bands such as The Clash as inspirations. and they should go OHt and buy our fOtt to stay away from the scene in Lon­ "It's very ea'i)' for them [the rest of the record. They should see us live because HARMONIOUS: Eleanor (LeSley Ann Warren) is one of the women in "Worth Winning" is worthwhile, an don . Anderson expressed that the band . band] to make the kind of music that we're wonderful" the life of Taylor Worth (Mark Harmon) in the comedy "Worth Winning:' outlandishly and enjoyable film. 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The Riverwomen volleyball team en­ joyed their home-court advantage this weekend with the exeption of losing to College of St. Francis. "Our blocking has improved-that's What kept us in the match:' Head coach Denise Silvester said. "Unfortunately, we couldn't beat them:' The team took second place at the Fourth Annual UM-St. Louis Invita­ tional, their first home tournament since early September. "The rest of the games were steady," Silvester said. The team consistently beat the other four teams in the tournament, beginn­ ing Friday night. They won their mat­ ches against Arkansas-Little Rock, Misouri Southern, Northeastern illinois, and Sotheast Missouri State. On Saturday, the B.iverwomen lost to College of St. Francis, the top-ranked team in the National Association of In­ tercollegiate Athletics. Setter Claudia Weismiller, middle hit­ IN YOUR FACE: Riverwoman SteJi>hanie Hahn'(12) spikes the ball against two S1. Francis players in action ter Karen Ellingson, and hitter Pam from the UM-St. Louis Invitational last weekend. (Photo by J. Michael Todd) Paule were named to the all-tournament team. statestics. Overall, the team ranks 10th .. "The games were a lot closer this time Mo. The team is seeded second in this "[Weismillerl · was almost too in hitting percentage, service ace than they were the last time we played year's MIAA tournament. agressive," Silvester said. "She missed average, and dig average. them;' Silvester said. "This one [against "This weekend is a good break for us a ·Iot of chances for setting." College of st. Francis] could have gone mentally;" Silvester said. "Now we can Senior Karen Ellingson, as well as be­ Seven of the team's eight losses this either waY:' concentrate on the teams we'll be play­ ing named to the all-tournament team, season have been to nationally-ranked ing in the conference championships." was named the MIAA "Hitter of the schools. The team has been victOlious The Riverwomen will not play this UM-St. Louis will play Washington Week." Wllingson also ranks 10th in over three nationally-ranked schools. weekend as they prepare for the MIAA University at away on Tuesday, Nov. 7. block averages in the latest American They have beaten Tampa, Florida Championships, Nov. 10-11, at Washington U. is ranked third in the OVER THE TOP: UM-St. Louis' Julie Boedefeld (11) reaches for the Volleyball Coaches Association national Southern, and Washingtion UniverSity. Southwest Baptist University in Bolivar, latest Division III poll. ball while two St. Francis Saints players defend the net. (Photo by J. Michael Todd) Women Split Last Two Rivermen Stop USI And DePaul University by David Workman the Panthers to increase their lead by David Barnes because they had a lack of players. The Southern Indiana Eagles started more intensity" in the second half. copy editor . to 2-0. reporter Dallas said that missing the game didn't Friday's game with an aggressive Dallas said , "1 thought we were more With time running out, howevel; have an adverse effect on the Rivermen . defense. sticking with the Rivermen like we were e;:trly in the season." The final weekend of the regular the Ri ven-vomen seemed to receive By claiming I'ictory against the "We probably needed the time off. We . players allover the fieJd. season turned out to be both good new life.as they charged downfiel d, University of Southern Indiana on Fri­ still have so many guys with nagging in­ UM-St. Louis had only 2 shots on In the Sunday afternoon game Kevin news and bad news for the UM-St. and fi-eshman Laura Schlenk scored day 1 to O. and DePaul University on juries." goal in the first half. "\\le were very Hennes), scored the fi rst goal 4:26 in to Louis women's'soccer team. dUling a scramble in front of the still the second half. Hennesy kicked the ball With a win against Wright State Wisconsin net, with sophomore Sunday 2 to 1, UM--St. Louis still has a Craig Frederking and Bob Thgg are lackadaisical," said Dallas. But in the se­ chance to make the NC.<\A Division II hurt he said. However, Thgg did get cond half Ut--1-Sl. Louis' Ron 30 feet into the opposite side of the on Saturday and a loss to Wisconsin­ Karen Merlo assisting. goal . Milwaukee on Sunday,. the River­ soccer playoffs. some playing time in both games. Tim Schon hoff said the team changed. "We But it WdS too little too l ate, as the gauvain "played the whQle game [fri­ adapted . We beat it." - . women finished their season with- an The Riverme _ 'ere helpeq, b ' John Th en with- 16:08 left. Galkowski tied Panthers ,nding up with a 2-1 vic­ day night] for the first time,'· Dallas said, overall record of 12-5-3, Galkowski who, with an assist in each Schon hoff adapted so well that he the school assist record with a corner tory. ending the Rivenl'omen's "We're glad to get him back:' . The 1-0 win against Wright State season on a losi,ng note. game, tied fo'rmer Riverman John scored the only goal of the gam e. With ki ck that was head-butted fo r the poi nt was sewn up early for the River­ O'Mara fo r the school record of most If the Rivermen can beat Southeast 25 minutes remaining, Galkowski made "We were a better team than this by Bob Ferguson. women when Jennifer Zingg launch­ career assists (20). UM-St. Louis Head Missouri State University on Saturday, a corner kick across the goal which was team today." Hudson said. "We just ed a comer kick that curved into the Coach Don Dallas said, "He has a gifted deflected by Doug Wi ese to Schon hoff, didn't have the desire to play. The Dallas said that they had a shot at get­ DePaul scored their only point by goal unassisted shortly after the 11 foo t:! who kicked it in the net. Wi se and first twenty minutes. we took the ball ting into the playofi.s. He said it would kicking a penalty ~shot over a wall of minute mark in the first half. Galkowski each received an assist. to them. Then we sat back and let The scheduled game last Tuesday also depend on the faimess of the selec­ Ri ' elm en players. No other goals 'were made by them take it to us. And we knew with Missouri Baptist was cancelled tion committee. "We played a lot better with a lot either team despite the fact that both everything they were going to do. teams definitely played aggressively. That vas the hiller. We just didn't do They played so aggressively, in the job the way we should hal'e.·' fact, that a yellow card and hvo red cards were issued in the second half. Despite the Joss. though , the Swim Team Drowns Billikens And Purple Aces Becky O'Hare was the culprit of Riverwomen finished th e season far the yellow card for the Riverwcimen. better then Hudson had predicted. by M.L. Lestat freshman Mike Brickey taking the top freestlye competition in the 500 2Jld Woods ), and the 400 medley reJay team And the two red cards were issued "At the beginning of the yea.!; I was reporter two spots. 1000 yard freestyle events. He placed (Appelbaum. Nick Ransom. Mark Rush , to UM-St. Louis' Karin Steinmeyer thinking .500 would be a good Junior Steve Appelbaum and first in both events. Devlin Mc Donough). and a Wright State player for season;' Hudson said. The 1989 UM-St. Louis swimming sophmore Dan Bostelmann duplicated Other winners for the Rivermen over "Th ey really were sup portil'e of each fighting. One of the advantages Hudson team got off to a successful start by win­ the same one-two finish in the 100 yard the weekend were, Lenny Miller (1 ami other. Everyone kn ows what has to be Despite the card incidents, the ac­ sees going into next season 'is the ning hvo of three matches last weekend. freestlye. done," Liston said. ''And this day it tion itself was not terribly violent. lack of seniors on this year's team. 3 meter diving). Brett Woods (50 and After dr~ping a 63-47 home decision All four of these swimmers combin­ 100 yard freestyle). Gene Edmiston (200 workeq." The foul total was only 32, with "I've got everyhody coming back;' to the University of Louisville on Friday, ed to take first in the 400 yard freestyle yard backstroke), Jeff Heveroh (200 yard This Saturday (Nov. 4) th e Rive rmen Wright State committing 18, and Hudson said. the Rivermen followed that up with two relay. "It speaks well of our overall depth breast stro ke), 400 free style relay team travel to Spri ngfield. Mo. to take on UM-St. Louis contributing 14. victOlie.s on the road Saturday at Hudson outlined his strategy for that my relays are comprised of swim­ (Brickey, Bostelmann, Applebaum , Southwest Missouri State, Goalkeeper Linda Allen played an changes in next year's squad: Evansville, In. mers from all four years of eligibility." excellent game, saving 6 shots dur­ -More midfield depth. UM-St. Louis stopped the Universi­ Liston said. "When you have all seniors, ing the course of the shutout. it is harder the following year to stay on ·Another goalkeeper "if for no ty of Evansville 63-49, and they follow­ However, tne season ended on a top:' other reason than to make Linda ed that up with 72-36 decision over the sour note for the Riverwomen as [Allen] work hardel:" Billikens of St. Louis University. Strong performances from Friday's they lost to Wisconsin-Jvlilwaukee "For this time of the year, the times meet appeared to have motivated the "The forwards we got this year Sunday by a score of 2-1. were good, the overall team perfor­ Rivermen for Saturday's contests. [O'Hare, sister Kim, Monietta Slay, Head coach Ken Hudson cited the mance was cohesive and very W1selfish;' Freshmen freestyler Shawn Menke and Schlenkl were definitely keys to main reason for the loss as not hav­ Coach Mary Liston said. "Due to last stepped in and pinch-hit for an injured our success this year. We should be ing "enough guts" to win. minute illness and injury, I had to alter Marlon Akins by taking third place in set up front [next year). They got a UM-St. Louis was scoreless the the line-up and we still looked strong:' the 1 meter diving competition . good year's experience" Hudson entire first half. But the story was dif­ And freshmeri Terry Moore fill ed in said. Against Louisville, UM-St. Louis ferent for Wisc;onsin, with Jill placed first and second in the 50 yard for an ailing Dan Kasten by switching Schnieder scoring at.38:13 to give Hudson speculated that, even freestlye with senior Brett Woods and from the 1M and backsu'oke to distance the Panthers a 1-0 lead going into . though the team did not score as 'halftime. many points this year, they piayed a And the Panther domination con­ tougher schedule, and still came out . tinued in the second half with a winning season . Erin Lambo of Wisconsin scored Hudson concluded, "For being so A's Rock And Roll In Bay Area World Series at 64:57, off a penalty kick, allowing young, we prayed pretty wei!." by Mike Van Roo of "Do the A's have th e maki ngs of a sports editor dynasty?". Roo's Roost Every time a new champion is crown­ Now that the dust of the 1989 World ed in sports, this ti me honored banner . Series has been cleared, I think it's safe Moore (who each won two games), the of "dynasty" is hung outside the winn­ What's Next to say that the San Francisco Giants League for the past two years with ing team's lock r room. were pretty much swept aside along with A's rolled over the Giants by outscoring almost token competition. And they the debris from the San Francisco­ them 25-4 through the first five innings look like they'll continue to do the same , Though too early to really say what . Men's Soccer: A\VAY at will happen. the As at this juncture eel" " , . , Southeast Missouri Oakland ealthquake of Oct. 17. of the four games and they never look­ for at least another two years. ed back. . tainly seem to have a loek on th e . The Oakland A's certainly proved that If you look up and down this lineup, American League West for veal'S to State, .Nov. 4 ·,7~OO p.m. they have been baseball's best team for The San Francisco faithful were more you will find very few weak links, or than just dazed from the earthquake, com e. Since it is baseball's · weakest the past hvo years. They were the best weaklings for that matter: In Henderson, divison, the As don't have to wonv team last year, but the Los Angeles they were obliterated by the on-field they have baseball's best tead-off man rumblings of the Oakland A's and their about too many teams to knock off on Dodgers snuck up on them with some by far (Vince Coleman could take a few their way to another pennant like the V.oUeyhaU:· AWAY at Washington University, Hollywood-type heroes and dramatics to brilliant lead-off man, Rickey lessonsl. Henderson. more highly competitive Amelican No'V: 7, 7:00 p~ m .. AWAY at MIAA Conferenc steal the championship from them. Carney Lansford compliments League East division. 1 , This year's versiori of the "Bay Henderson, \\>ho was reacquired by Henderson very well as the number hvo All this talk about "dynasty" is nj'ce, the A's from the New York Yankees late Championsfu~p @So4iliwest Baptist, Nov. Bombers" from Oakland left no doubt man in the lineup. And the troika of and I'm sure flattering to the As. but as to the outcome of this year's Fall in the regular season, became the Jose Canesco, Mark McGwire, and DaVE several more years have to pass and 10~n_ HOME' in the QM-St L.ouis Classic Classic. It was as if men were playing catalyst, "the straw that stirs th e drink;' Henderson in the heart of the lin eup several more wo rkl crowns have to be against boys. and was instrumental in t1lling in the does more than just send a few shivers achieved before the As can be mentio n, final piece of the puzzle that th e A's with Central Missouri, .Missouri \Vestem, and The Ns totally dominated this selies down the backs of opposing pitchers. .od in the same breath as a "dvnat b'" uf - . from statt to finish as they outscored.the needed to capture the. American League The A's also have a tlrst rate starting sport's history. .. Giants 32-14 in the four game sweep. In and World Selies titles. . VVisc:onsin-Milwaukee, Nov;, 17-18. pitching staff in Dave Stewart, Mjb~ "0" ~ Becal'.s2 when the I':ord is men­ . . . fact, Oakland scored in every inning of His blistering .474 batting average Moore, Bob Welch, and Stann Day :.> tioned. the compatisons to those teanlS every game except the seventh and (nine hits in nineteen at-bats), easily out­ Those statters average only 30 yeal'S in of years past such as th f; L1l.kers, Celti( ~ . ninth innings of those contests. But by paced and outshined some of his more age. Add relief specialist Dennis "The Yankees, Packers. and Stcelers ha e to those points of the game, they pretty well-known contemporaries in the Eck Man" Eckersley and you have a very be made only when the A's run much had the games welI.in hand. championship series from both sides of fine staff of which 'some managers can the field. roughshod over their c(lmpetition well With the dominating pitching of only dream. into the 1990s. Th en we'll discuss this Series MVP. 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