Dieters' Prayer for Strength to Change
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The Goodland Star-News / Tuesday, July 13, 2004 13 abigail not want; Thou steameth my fish in foil, didn’t think it was anything to be Your column saved my life. — Dieters’ prayer He maketh me to lie down on vi- My resolve runneth over. concerned about. But I was still GRATEFUL GUY IN MARY- van buren nyl-covered gym mats. Surely, if I follow this living plan worried, so I made an appointment LAND He leadeth me to flavored calo- all the days of my life, for a second opinion with a urolo- DEAR GRATEFUL: I’m for strength rie-free waters; My hips will be slim forever. gist. He had a waiting list a month pleased that my column helped •dear abby He restoreth my goals. Amen. long, but the morning after I con- you. The American Cancer Society to change He diverteth me from the path of DEAR ABBY: A little over a sulted him I found myself in the informs me that when testicular DEAR ABBY: My cousin, “Ha- DEAR SYMPATHETIC: I midnight snacking for my health’s year ago, after reading your col- hospital having my first surgery. cancer is diagnosed early, it is zel,” was recently told by her doc- couldn’t locate the prayer you re- sake. umn about a man who had experi- Now, one year later, after two highly curable. Testicular self-ex- tor that she must lose 75 pounds. quested, but the premise intrigued Yea, though I walk through the enced testicular cancer, I was surgeries and six weeks of chemo- aminations are quick and easy, and She tells me that sticking to her diet me — so I wrote one myself. I hope alley of the Vendors of Pastry, I will prompted to examine myself. It therapy, I am 99 percent cured and should be performed once a month. is almost impossible. Years ago, it inspires your friend. I empathize fear no weevil; for thou art with was something I had never thought feeling great. A simple way to do it is while tak- you printed a prayer for dieters in with her. By the way, she’s not me; about until that day. Not once had Thank you, Abby, for raising my ing a shower. For more informa- your column. It was based on the alone. I am told that one-third of all My diet and exercises, they com- I ever considered the possibility awareness about this serious dis- tion, contact the American Cancer 23rd Psalm. I kept a copy of it for Americans are overweight. Read fort me. that it could actually happen to me. ease. I can’t stress strongly enough Society by calling the toll-free years, but I lost it. Would you on: Thou preparest a table before me Sure enough, I found a large the extreme importance of self-ex- number (800) 227-2345 or visiting please print it again? — SYMPA- A DIETER’S PRAYER Spread with veggies and low-fat lump that sent a cold chill down my amination and early detection. the Web site: www.cancer.org. THETIC IN TAOS, N.M. The Lord is my shepherd, I shall protein; spine. My general practitioner E=Eagle Cable E=Eagle Cable TUESDAY EVENINGS=S&T Telephone JULY 13, 2004 WEDNESDAY EVENINGS=S&T Telephone JULY 14, 2004 ES 6 pm 6:30 7 pm 7:30 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 ES 6 pm 6:30 7 pm 7:30 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 Biography “David Cold Case Files Englishwoman shot; fingerprint Crossing Jordan “Some- Biography “David Biography “John F. 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