DOROTHY: Somewhere Over the Rainbow Somewhere Over The
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DOROTHY: Somewhere Over the Rainbow Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me where troubles melt like lemon drops way above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly birds fly over the rainbow why then oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can’t I? Munchkinland It really was no miracle. What happened was just this. The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch. And oh, what happened then was rich. The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch, Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch. Who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the Wicked Witch. We’re Off to See the Wizard I’d be brave as a blizzard, I’d be gentle as a lizard I’d be cleaver as a gizzard, If the wizard is a wizard who will serve. Then I’m sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve. We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was If ever oh ever a wiz there was, The Wizard of Oz is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the wonderful things he does We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. GLINDA: Already Home You think you're lost, but that's not true You simply lived a dream or two You traveled all this way to find You never left your home behind Home is a place in your heart Every journey leads you back to where you start Close your eyes it's very easy You'll find that you're already home Poppies You're out of the woods You're out of the dark You're out of the night Step into the sun Step into the light Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place On the face of the earth or the sky Hold onto your breath Hold onto your heart Hold onto your hope SCARECROW: If I Only Had A Brain I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln If I only had a brain. Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore. I could think of things I never thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think some more We’re Off to See the Wizard I’d be brave as a blizzard, I’d be gentle as a lizard I’d be cleaver as a gizzard, If the wizard is a wizard who will serve. Then I’m sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve. We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was If ever oh ever a wiz there was, The Wizard of Oz is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the wonderful things he does We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. TIN MAN: If I Only Had A Heart lyrics When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle, And yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human, If I only had a heart I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental Regarding love and art. I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boys who shoots the arrows If I only had a heart. Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....How sweet. We’re Off to See the Wizard I’d be brave as a blizzard, I’d be gentle as a lizard I’d be cleaver as a gizzard, If the wizard is a wizard who will serve. Then I’m sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve. We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was If ever oh ever a wiz there was, The Wizard of Oz is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the wonderful things he does We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. LION: If I Only Had the Nerve Life is sad, believe me, Missy When you're born to be a sissy Without the vim and verve But I could change my habits Never more be scared of rabbits If I only had the nerve I'm afraid there's no denying I'm just a dandy-lion A fate I don't deserve But I could show my prowess Be a lion, not a mouse If I only had the nerve Oh I'd be in my stride A king down to the core Oh I roar the way I never roared before And then I'd rrwuff And roar some more We’re Off to See the Wizard I’d be brave as a blizzard, I’d be gentle as a lizard I’d be cleaver as a gizzard, If the wizard is a wizard who will serve. Then I’m sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve. We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was If ever oh ever a wiz there was, The Wizard of Oz is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the wonderful things he does We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz WICKED WITCH: Red Shoes Blues She's so misguided, It's all so one-sided That dimwitted girl dares to tangle with me She's Prissy She's Clueless, And I want Her shoe less I'll show her how fiendishly mean I can be I want those shoes to establish just whose number one from the east to the west Then I'll be complete with the world at my feet, And red always suited me best I know I Hold sway over all I survey But I now need a much bigger deal The shoes are the key to the making of me So find her and bring her to heal When I get that footwear from her And it's put where it could have been, should have been right from the start My power will grow, it'll blossom and flow Through the world through the years and straight to my heart WIZARD: Merry Old Land of OZ Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho and a couple of tra-la-las, That's how we laugh the day away, In The Merry Old Land Of Oz. 'Bzz-'bzz-'bzz Chirp, chirp, chirp, and a couple of la-de-das. That's how the crickets crick all day In The Merry Old Land Of Oz. We get up at twelve and start work at one, Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done, Jolly good fun Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! And a couple of tra-la-las, That's how we laugh the day away, In The Merry Old Land Of Oz. Bring Me the Broomstick Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West, I've spoken so you'll obey! Bring me the broomstick and I'll grant your request, Now do precisely what I say! I said go! Be off and be on your way! Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West, These are your orders... NOW OBEY! GUARDS: Merry Old Land of OZ Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho and a couple of tra-la-las, That's how we laugh the day away, In The Merry Old Land Of Oz. 'Bzz-'bzz-'bzz Chirp, chirp, chirp, and a couple of la-de-das. That's how the crickets crick all day In The Merry Old Land Of Oz. We get up at twelve and start work at one, Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done, Jolly good fun Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! And a couple of tra-la-las, That's how we laugh the day away, In The Merry Old Land Of Oz. .