“THE WIZARD of OZ” Lyrics by E. Y. HARBURG Music by HAROLD
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“THE WIZARD OF OZ” For the Wicked Witch. Lyrics by E. Y. HARBURG Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch Of what was once the Wicked Witch. Music by HAROLD ARLEN Munchkin #1 We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly. Munchkin #2 SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW You've killed her so completely, (Academy Award Best Song, 1939) That we thank you very sweetly. Glinda Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, Let the joyous news be spread, There's a land that I heard of The Wicked Old Witch at last is dead! Once in a lullaby. Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true. Munchkins Someday I'll wish upon a star Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. And wake up where the clouds are far Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Behind me. Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Away above the chimney tops Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. That's where you'll find me. She's gone where the goblins go, Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly. Below - below - below. Birds fly over the rainbow. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Why then, oh why can't I? Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, Let them know Why, oh why can't I? The Wicked Witch is dead! Mayor MUNCHKIN LAND As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, Glinda I welcome you most regally. Come out, come out, wherever you are Barrister And meet the young lady, who fell from a star. But we've got to verify it legally, to see She fell from the sky, she fell very far. Mayor And Kansas, she says, is the name of the star. To see? Munchkins Barrister Kansas, she says, is the name of the star. If she Glinda Mayor She brings you good news. Or haven't you heard? If she? When she fell out of Kansas, a miracle occurred. Barrister Dorothy Is morally, ethic'lly It really was no miracle. Father No.1 What happened was just this. Spiritually, physically The wind began to switch - the house to pitch, Father No. 2 And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Positively, absolutely Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch Munchkins Went flying on her broomstick, Undeniably and reliably dead Thumbing for a hitch. Coroner Munchkins As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And oh, what happened then was rich. And she's not only merely dead, The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. She's really most sincerely dead. It landed on the Wicked Witch Mayor In the middle of a ditch, Then this is a day of Independence Which was not a healthy situation For all the Munchkins and their descendants. For the Wicked Witch. Barrister The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch. If any. It landed on the Wicked Witch Mayor In the middle of a ditch, Yes, let the joyous news be spread, Which was not a healthy situation The wicked Old Witch at last is dead! Conferrin' with the flowers, Munchkins Consultin' with the rain. Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. And my head I'd be scratchin' Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! while my thoughts were busy hatchin' Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. If I only had a brain. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. In trouble or in pain. She's gone where the goblins go, Dorothy Below - below – below. With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. You could be another Lincoln Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. If you only had a brain. Let them know Scarecrow The Wicked Witch is dead! Oh, I could tell you why Lullaby League The ocean's near the shore. We represent the Lullaby League, I could think of things I never thunk before. The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League, And then I'd sit, and think some more. And in the name of the Lullaby League, I would not be just a nothin' We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland. My head all full of stuffin' Lollipop Guild My heart all full of pain. We represent the Lollypop Guild, I would dance and be merry, The Lollypop Guild, the Lollypop Guild, Life would be a ding-a-derry, And in the name of the Lollypop Guild, If I only had a brain. We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland. Dorothy and Scarecrow Munchkins We're off to see the Wizard, We welcome you to Munchkinland, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Tra la la la la la la We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz. From now on you'll be history. If ever a Wiz there was. You'll be his-, you'll be his-, you'll be history. If ever oh ever a Wiz there was. And we will glorify your name. The Wizard of Oz is one because, You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust Because, because, because, because, because. In the Hall of Fame! Because of the wonderful things he does. We're off to see the Wizard. FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. IF I ONLY HAD A HEART Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow, follow, follow, follow, When a man's an empty kettle, Follow the Yellow Brick Road. He should be on his mettle, Follow the Yellow Brick, follow the Yellow Brick, And yet I'm torn apart. Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Just because I'm presumin' You're off to see the Wizard, That I could be a human The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. If I only had a heart. You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz there was. I'd be tender, I'd be gentle If ever oh ever a Wiz there was. And awful sentimental The Wizard of Oz is one because, Regarding love and art. Because, because, because, because, because. I'd be friends with the sparrows Because of the wonderful things he does. And the boy that shoots the arrows, You're off to see the Wizard. If I only had a heart The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Picture me a balcony Above a voice sings low IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat, how sweet! Scarecrow Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion I could while away the hours, And really feel the part, I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper, Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place If I only had a heart. On the Face of the Earth. All Or the sky. We're off to see the Wizard, Hold onto your breath, hold onto your heart. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. Hold onto your hope. We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz. March up to the gate If ever a Wiz there was. And bid it open. If ever oh ever a Wiz there was. The Wizard of Oz is one because, THE MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ Because, because, because, because, because. Because of the wonderful things he does. Ozians We're off to see the Wizard. Ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho, ho. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. And a couple of tra - la – las. That's how we laugh the day away IF I ONLY HAD COURAGE In the Merry Old Land of Oz. Bzz, bzz, bzz. Chirp, chirp, chirp. Lion And a couple of la - di – das. Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy, When you're born to That's how the crickets crick all day be a sissy In the Merry Old Land of Oz. Without the vim and verve. We get up at twelve, and start to work at one, But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done. If I only had the nerve. Jolly good fun! I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion, Ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho, ho. A fate I don't deserve. And a couple of tra - la – las. I'd be brave as a blizzard.... That's how we laugh the day away Tin Man In the Merry Old Land of Oz. I'd be gentle as a lizard.... Ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho, ho. Scarecrow Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'd be clever as a gizzard.... That's how we laugh the day away Dorothy In the merry old land of Oz. If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve. Scarecrow's Beauticians Scarecrow Pat, pat here, pat, pat there, Then I'm sure to get a brain, And a couple of brand new straws, Tin Man That's how we keep you young and fair a heart, In the merry Old Land of Oz. Dorothy Tin Man's Beauticians a home, Rub-rub here, rub-rub there, Lion Whether you're tin or brass, the nerve! That's how we keep you in repair All In the Merry Old Land of Oz.