Airplane! by Michael Schlesinger

Airplane! By Michael Schlesinger In most people’s minds, the 1970s break neatly in two. The first half was the so- called Silver Age of Holly- wood, when a new generation of directors arose and put their stamp on the movies: Scorsese, Coppola, DePalma, Friedkin and oth- ers made ambitious, rule- breaking films that seemed to spell the end of the vaunted studio system (save Peter Bogdanovich, Stewardess Julie Hagerty and erstwhile pilot Robert Hays in the cockpit of the doomed who made traditional pictures ‘Airplane!’ Courtesy Library of Congress Collection. in a modern way). But a funny thing happened on the way to auteur nirvana: two “Zero Hour!” (Davison avers this was totally a coinci- other New Kids inadvertently killed the silver goose, dence.) The brass liked it yet were skeptical, but leg- and by the time the dust settled, Spielberg and Lucas endary producer Howard W. Koch “got” it and volun- were the new white-haired boys, and the studios teered to come aboard. With that reassurance and a were back in the blockbuster business for good. reasonable $3.5 million budget, Michael Eisner gave them the green light. Yet what most people forget is that big money was already being hauled in throughout the decade by an It didn’t begin smoothly. ZAZ, as they were called, exceedingly old-fashioned genre: the disaster film. wanted dramatic actors not known for comedy, who George Seaton’s good-natured “Airport” made a kill- would deliver the goofy dialogue perfectly seriously; ing in 1970, but it was considered a one-off throw- Paramount thought this was bonkers and wanted back. Then two years later, Irwin Allen launched “The folks like Harvey Korman and Dom DeLuise. The Poseidon Adventure,” and gathering up a bunch of boys prevailed, and soon enlisted Peter Graves, stars and making most of them die horribly became Lloyd Bridges, Robert Stack and Leslie Nielsen; all an actual thing; in short order studios were all trying but the latter initially passed (Stack, who’d co-starred to top each other with such epics as “Earthquake,” in the Wellman film, thought it would never make a “The Towering Inferno” and “When Time Ran Out,” dime—“shows you what I know”), but their families as well as three increasingly silly “Airport” non- convinced them to surrender to the lunacy. On the sequels and, yes, “Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.” other hand, Nielsen, at heart a comic, was thrilled to By decade’s end, people had gotten fed up. “The Big finally display his silly side. For the young leads, they Bus” had deftly mocked the trend, but it came too signed TV actor Robert Hays and newcomer Julie early. The time was finally ripe for the killshot. Hagerty, then added lots of familiar faces, some in off-beat cameos, such as Barbara Billingsley as a It came, oddly, from Wisconsin. Brothers Jerry and passenger who “speaks jive” and Ethel Merman as a David Zucker and pal Jim Abrahams had struck gold shell-shocked soldier who thinks he’s Ethel Merman. with “Kentucky Fried Movie,” a film version of their zany stage show, featuring several sketches spoofing True, the rickety sets and shaky effects betray the movies. Hollywood beckoned, so they decided to budget, yet they add to the film’s garage-band charm. think bigger. Remembering 1957’s “Zero Hour!”, one Besides, the gags come so relentlessly you seldom of several plane-in-jeopardy thrillers made in the notice. Of course, some of that was deliberate, such wake of Willam Wellman’s smash “The High and the as the process backgrounds that keep changing, or Mighty,” they acquired the remake rights for a mea- the jet that makes the sound of propellers (a compro- ger $2500, wrote a parody script (perhaps not in that mise between the boys, who wanted to use a prop order) and, teamed with producer Jon Davison, got a plane, and Eisner, who nixed it). And a few snips had nibble from Paramount—the very studio that released to be made to get a PG (though a flash of bare breasts came through unscathed). They were also them to so-so returns. Meanwhile, they moved to TV fortunate to hire renowned D.P. Joseph Biroc, a fast with “Police Squad!”, starring Nielsen; the cop show set-lighter who kept them on schedule, and none other parody lasted six episodes before ABC axed it. They than Elmer Bernstein, whose overly-serious score fell returned to features with “Top Secret!” a Cold War right in line with the deadpan performances. spy spoof; reviews were good, but released in the same month as “Ghostbusters,” “Indiana Jones and Although some plot points and lines came from other the Temple of Doom,” “Gremlins,” “Star Trek III” and films (hard to believe, but all three swear they had “The Karate Kid,” it simply got lost in the melee. But never seen “From Here To Eternity” when they shot they were back on top with “The Naked Gun,” a fea- the beach scene), most of it was pure “Zero Hour!”, ture version of “Police Squad!” It was a critical and from character names to almost verbatim dialogue commercial hit and spawned two sequels. with an added punchline, most memorably: “Surely you can't be serious.” “I am serious—and don't call Nevertheless, “Airplane!” was less an arrival than a me Shirley,” which has endured as an all-purpose departure, an almost last hurrah for the traditional retort. And the original’s casting of football great vaudeville humor that dominated show biz for nearly Elroy “Crazy Legs” Hirsch as the co-pilot inspired a century. The face of comedy was changing: Mel Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in the same role. (First choice Brooks, Carl Reiner, Larry Gelbart and Neil Simon Pete Rose was busy playing baseball.) In fact, it fol- reduced their output; Woody Allen turned serious; lows poor “Zero” so closely that today it can no long- Blake Edwards, unable to find another Peter Sellers, er be watched with a straight face; when Sterling became erratic, and Jerry Lewis was sidelined with Hayden mutters, “Looks like I picked the wrong week health issues. The rise of “Saturday Night Live,” plus to quit smoking,” audiences invariably crack up, re- the huge success of raunchy teen comedies like membering Bridges’ running variations on the line all “Porky’s,” showed that younger folks cared less through “Airplane!” (It also suffers from a fervent about a well-made film than gobs of sex jokes and opening narration by William Conrad, which immedi- toilet gags—the rawer, the better. For every new- ately puts us in a moose-and-squirrel mindset.) generation comedy that worked, such as “Animal House,” there were a dozen that stunk. But they But most people weren’t aware of the original, and mostly made money, and the trio now seemed as old certainly didn’t care. The endless barrage of jokes- -fogeyish as its predecessors. (Brooks once sagely jokes-jokes, many tucked in the background a la noted, “We mock the thing we are to be.”) Jerry saw Mad Magazine, slayed ‘em in a way few pictures had the writing on the wall and moved to drama, notably of late. In its first two days, it grossed its entire budg- the wildly-successful “Ghost,” while David and Jim et; by week’s end it was comfortably in the black and separately hung in as long as they could. But it was ended up at about $85 million, making it the fourth- never the same. largest grossing film of 1980. Audiences were tickled by the sight of serious actors so far out of their com- Still, “Airplane!” continues to delight us, recalling a fort zone, and most critics were too, though here and more innocent time when “let’s knock ‘em dead” was there complaints arose about “bad taste”—though by the mantra. And the greatest irony of all: Though today’s standards it’s less vulgar than the average that style of comedy has yet to return, guess what network sitcom (well, except for those boobs). And has made a comeback? That’s right: The Disaster the endless japes about race, religion and sexuali- Film. But as San Andreas might have said, “That’s ty—especially in the absurdly gay airport hand not my fault. played by Stephen Stucker—were so good-natured The views expressed in this essay are those of the author and do not that you’d really have to strain yourself to be offend- necessarily represent the views of the Library of Congress. ed. (Interestingly, a later “New Yorker” article traced the rise of Political Correctness via the reduction of Michael Schlesinger is widely acknowledged as the dean of classic film distributors, having spent more than 25 years at such gags from “Airplane!” through later ZAZ films. MGM, Paramount and Sony, keeping hundreds of vintage mov- Like “Blazing Saddles,” it could not be made today ies in theatrical release (and later DVD). He oversaw the com- as is.) pletion of Orson Welles' “It's All True,” wrote and produced the American version of “Godzilla 2000,” co-produced such Larry Naturally, Paramount wanted a sequel. The boys felt Blamire parodies as “The Lost Skeleton Returns Again” and “Dark and Stormy Night,” and has written, produced and di- they’d be repeating themselves, so the studio went rected several shorts featuring the faux-1930's comedy team of ahead and made “Airplane II: The Sequel” without Biffle & Shooster. .

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