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Assembly University receives $7.8 million .to vote on Department of Parallel Defense donates Program research grants By Larry Dignan Special Assignments flepotfer By Doug Donovan Mninist!a~M! ~ Editor Gov. Michael N. CasUe could supply the pull needed by the university to win The university received four grants from the tug of war with Delaware Technical the Department of Defense totaling $7.8 Community College over control of !heir million Monday. jointly-run Parallel Program The grants sponsor research with both The university would gain control if military and commercial applications. said Castle's budget proposal is passed by the R. Byron Pipes, provost and vice president General Assembly in June, a state official for academic affairs. said. President David P. Roselle said none of After 27 years of joint operation, Del the research is classified. Tech President John Kotula is fighting for "It's all in the open and within literature the reins of the program. Last December, about the [research)," Roselle said. he claimed that because the students pay The largest of the five-year grants was tuition to the college they are Del Tech awarded to the Center for Composite students. Materials (CCM) to continue its research Photos by Pamela Wr~ De Stefano John Murray, dean of the Parallel with polymeric composites. Above: President David P. Roselle accepted military grants Monday. Program, countered that students in the The $3.8 million grant from the U.S. Below: Michael T. Kline, chairman of chemical engineering, and Thomas Brill, program are university students because Army's University Research Initiative (URI) professor of chemistry and biochemistry, will conduct research with the grants. when they complete two years they supplements a 1986 URI five-year grant for transfer to the main campus. $5 million. However, the governor's budget Roy L. McCullough, director of CCM, proposal should eliminate any question said polymeric composites are used to make about control. automobiles and could be used for tank Robert Scoglietti, executive assistant construction since the material is lighter and to the state budget director, said the more durable than metals. proposal would rewrite the schools' These new materials could help people agreement with the state. survive crashes and make automobiles more Under the current contract, Del Tech efficient, McCullough said. has provided the facilities, coordinated The URI's first five-year grant to CCM state funding and set the tuition for the resulted in the development and patenting of program, while the university provided an automatic welder which bonds together professors and admitted students to the thermoplastic composites. he said. program. "Thermoplastic composites can be ' The proposal transfers administrative molded and reshaped," McCullough said. and financial powers from Del Tech to "They cost more initially but are the university. Del Tech's involvement in recyclable." the program would be limited to The second lareest erant was awarded to providing classrooms and student the department of engineering's Center for services. Applied Coastal Research (CACR). In addition, the proposal allocates the Robert A. Dalrymple, director of the university $900,600 and Del Tech CACR, said the $2.1 million grant will be $391,400. . used for computer modeling of waves. The Parallel Program is a two-year ''The research is for beach protection," liberal arts program taught at Del Tech Dalrymple said. "It's the first time the Army explosives, Michael Klein, chairperson of structure an<:J become non-explosive, he said. sites in Wilmington, Georgetown and chemical engineering, said. Klein said the technology could be used ever sponsored such research." Dover. The center will receive funding for seven "As peace breaks out there are things we to dispose of toxic chemicals to help clean "Currently, Del Tech contracts out graduate students and seven professors, he will need to get rid of, such as explosives," up the environment. said. . Klein said. The fourth giant of $275.000 is part of a • with the university for the courses and professors, but we changed that," The third grant of $1.6 million will go to By putting the explosives in high larger grant awarded to Pennsylvania State Scoglietti said. ''The university would study ways of disposing chemicals used in temperature water, the chemicals change see MILITARY page 5 contract with Del Tech for space." Kotula said, "We're disappointed with the proposal. but its not official yet" Bush's plan targets teen alcohol problem By Lisa McCue strategy, but now more of a focus will said alcohol abuse among college said university statistics show alcohol 51~ff Rl!potler be placed on underage drinking. students has always been a serious related behavior is on the rise. Underage drinking, an old foe for Although no new funds will be problem. In the 1'990-91 academic year, there local officials. is now a fresh enemy for allocated, existing programs in other ''The No. I drug problem on college were over 100 more alcohol-related President Bush's "War on Drugs" agencies that deal with underage campuses is very clearly alcohol abuse, charges reported on campus than in program. drinking will be shifted to the Office of not hard drugs," he said. 1989-90, he said. Bush announced at a Drug Control National Drug Control Policy. In the 1990-91 academic year, Brooks said the university will Strategy meeting last Monday that University and city officials said Brooks said the university reported 32 conduct a survey this spring on alcohol drinking among high school and college because the problem of underage drug-relate(i charges compared to 599 consumption among students. students is now being viewed as a drug drinking persists on campus and in the charges involving alcohol. "With the information we get from issue. surrounding community, it requires Although actual consumption rates the survey, we're trying to look at new The Bush administration has always constant evaluation. of alcohol among students has not ways to educate people on the negative recognized alcohol in its anti-drug Dean of Students Timothy F. Brooks changed much in recent years. Brooks see BUSH page S ~ NCAA sets new rules for athletes :Proposals to further increase academic requirements for eligibility Hey, hey, it's the monkey :ay Jason Sean Garber they do about baseball and football. not achieve a GPA of 2.0 in high :Spotts Editor The NCAA has adopted two new school in 11 core courses and a New moon brings Chinese New Year : Bo knows football. proposals which · would raise minimum of 700 on the Scholastic : Bo knows baseball. academic standards for student Aptitude Test (SAn. By Robyn Furman · Bo knows basketball and soccer athletes planning to enter college. "Proposition 48 was the ftTSt step, SUiff/epottf!t :too. But as the National Collegiate The new propositions. 14 and 16, but not a complete step," said John Just when some of us finally stopped writing 1991 :Athletic Association will tell you, Bo raise the grade· point average (GPA) Burmeister. university faculty on our checks.and letters, there's a new new year to :knows a lot of other thinss because of and the number of core courses representative to the NCAA. "For remember. ·his college education. required by the controversial Delaware, 700 is ridiculously low, but 4690. : Now the NCAA is hoping a set of Proposition 48, enacted in 1984. for other schools it may be average." That's right 4690. Tuesday mmted the beginning of :new academic standards will ensure Proposition 48 prevented high Under 48, the 11-course core year 4690, also known as the Year or the Monkey, in .that college-bound athletes know as school athletes from playing college curriculum consisted of two years the Chinese calender . ·much about reading and writing as sports for at least a year if they did each of math, social science and "The Chinese New Year is the biggest holiday in physical science and three years of China," said David Yim (AS SR). English, as well as two years of Similar to astrological horoscopes. Olinese legend general studies courses. states those born during this year will be persuasive, Proposition 14 increases the intelligent and strive to excel. Opinion ...... 7 minimum course credits from 11 to The Chinese zodiac nms on a 12-year cycle, with Vivant ...... 9 13 by adding two courses in English, each year represented by a different .Umal. Oassifieds ...... 12 math or physical science. This Asian holiday is not m:rely a 24-how Sports ...... 13 Proposition 16 will increase the celebration, but a series of customs and traditions Comics ...... 16, 17 GPA requirement to 2.5 but the 700 suetc:hing over a two-week period. SAT score will remain the same. Lyman Olen (BE JR) said 10 days before the new Students with lower GPAs may still year, ancient tradition calls for a day of sweeping. --Also inside:-- qualify if they score higher on the This day Is set aside to sweep hoUies and rid SAT. families of all old disappointmerU and misf01tunes Kwame lure speech ...... 3 These new propositions have a from the past year, he added. Robert Ecker art exhibit ...... 9 minimal effect on Delaware athletics, Four days later, the Chinese pay tribute to the 90210 ...... 11 acc:onling to Athletic Director Edgar see NEW YfAil pap S Athletic twins 1 S Johnson. proflles ...... Johnson said the university does see NCM page 5 ~ • THE REVIEW • February 7, 1992
Study reveals women more susceptible WOMEN AND AIDS: than men to infection of the HIV virus ·
By Lori Salono ta~k 1 ~bout practicing safe sex, sht'" '' Nrws felllftS ~... smd, because, "they were always the The World Health Organization in HIV in Childbearing Women by State passive partner." Area musicians present Geneva announced last month that The myth that the AIDS virus contemporary music women are more likely to be infected mainly affects homosexual males also with the AIDS virus through causes more undiagnosed cases program in loudis Hall heterosexual intercourse than men. among women, Gausmann said. Musicians from By the end of 1992, health experts "Many doctors are stuck on the Philadelphia's Settlement Music estimate that about 10 miUion people year "it might be third or fOUrth," said idea that it is a gay man's and IV drug School (SMS) will perfmn four will be infected with the AIDS virus Pat Lincoln, education coordinator for user's disease and that women are not modern compositions Friday worldwide, and that about eight the HIV community program at the at risk." she added. evening in Loudis Recital Hall. hundred thousand of those infected Medical Center of Delaware. However, Lincoln said, there has The SMS Contemporary will be women. "Most of the [United States) female been a recent increase in screenings at Players is a chamber group of AIDS, or Acquired Immune HIV positive population is between prenatal clinics. nine musicians, including Deficiency Syndrome, destroys the eight and ten percent," she said. "We "Every baby born to an HIV university music instructor immune system and is llansmitted via [Delaware) generally have anywhere positive mother is at risk of getting the Harvey Price. sexual intercourse and through use of between three to four times higher HIV virus for life," she said. Price will play percussion and intravenous needles. than that ." Babies born to women who test be one of the conductors of the Testing positive for the HIV virus Last year in Delaware, 0.24 percent HIV positive have a 30 percent chance contemp By jonathan Thomas businesses lacking in-house environmental research solutions and act on them," Clark The program could also benefit ~dministroriv" N-. Editor experts with the technical assistance needed said. businesses by reducing their need for raw Traditionally, the three R's have been to create and to implement waste reduction Waste reduction options may include materials and minimizing their waste reading, 'riting, and 'rithmatic. But with the options. process modifications, raw material disposal costs, Clark said. help of the university, businesses in The technical assistance will be provided substitutions, inventory control, waste The printing industry will be the first to Delaware will soon be learning the three by the College of Engineering, which will segregation, on-site recycling and reuse of participate in the program because it is R's for the 90s: reduce, reuse, and recycle. carry out the project under a two-year. wastes, he added. believed the potential exists to save paper A joint effort by the university, the State $215,000 contract with DNREC. John M . Burris, president of the State and prevent the generation of some toxic Chamber of Commerce and the Department The service will include a review of Chamber of Commerce, said because wastes, he said. of Natural Resources and Environmental waste reduction options involving solid and manufacturing processes that are not illegal President David P. Roselle said the Control (DNREC) has established a hazardous waste generation and water and today could be illegal tomorrow, it is in a university has yet to hire a coordinator for program designed to reduce wastes from energy conservation. company's best interest to "get ahead of the the program, but said the university is indust.ry and to reap environmental DNREC Secretary Edwin H. Clark, said game. delighted to play the role that has been benefits. the assistance will be tailored to the "Industries have a responsibility to act prescribed for it. The voluntary program, known as the individual company. and clean the environment," Burris said. The program will benefit the university Delaware Waste Reduction Assistance "[The university] will go to the business. "They don't need to wait until they are told by increasing the involvement of Program (DELWRAP), will provide evaluate its process, identify problems. to by the government." environmental issues in the educational Castle plans new health care for poor Funding for extended coverage would come from cigarette tax, Medicaid By Tracy Grinnell CopyEdirat A new insurance plan proposed by Gov. Michael N. Castle may provide a healthier future for 24,000 pen- children. Castle's proposal would combine state and private efforts to increase funding of health care fees for children up to age 18 whose families are living below the federal poverty level which is $13,400 for a family of four. The program would begin in July and develop over a two-year period. Castle unveiled the new plan during his combined siate of the stale and budget address to the General Assembly Jan. 30. Delaware's Medicaid program now coven pregnant women and infants in the 160 percent poverty level, in terms of income. The "It is important that a not-for-profit service "When he died in 1935," Ferry said, "Mr. new proposal would increase this figure to organization is maintained so that it can serve du Pont wanted his estate to be donated to 185 percenL the people," Still said. He added that he is provide funds for the treatment of sick The state of Delaware only offers health opposed to a provider tax on community children, especially in the state of Delaware." care coverage to children ooe to eight years of hospitals. This care, he said, extends to treatment for age. who are from families with incomes up to According to Still, officials from area disabled and sick children who are not ! 00 percent of the poverty level. hospitals met and are devising a fiscal analysis terminally ill. The JrOposal would extend this coverage on how this proposal will effect them. Ferry said the Nemours Foundation was to children up to age 15 in 1993 and up to age The officials, he said, are trying to fmd a established for this reason and continues to 18 in 1994. method other than imposing a tax on health receive an income from the duPont estate. State funding for the program would come care providers for carrying out Castle's 'The need for child health care has been a from federal Medicaid dollars, cigarette tax proposed health care plan. universally recognized problem in the state for revenues and a one percent tax on health care If another plan is found, a proposal will years," he said. providers. have to be taken to Gov. Castle. The state government, physicians and According to the Castle Administration, "I have faith in the system and feel pediatrists know the impoverished need health the tax on health care providers would create confident that we will have reached a care the most because they cannot afford it, $7 million in 1993, and qualify the state for an compromise by June when the budget is to be Ferry added. additional $3.1 million in federal Medicaid passed." Still said. The Nemours Foundation announced last funds. Although Castle's proposal would be summer its plans to open pediatric clinics in However, many health care providers are administered by the state. a substantial part of Southern Delaware to care for underprivileged afraid that if the tax becomes law, state the health care services would be provided by children. officials will continue to raise the tax or find a privately-funded foundation. According to a spokesperson for Ferry. two other area tax providers. The state would be able to cover only clinics will be set up in lower Delaware. One "I support the governor's proposal on one about 5.000 of the 24,000 eligible children. will be located in Kent County and the other end to provide health care to that portion of The remaining 19,000 children, whose family in Sussex County. the population in need," said Robert Still, incomes are above the 100 percent poverty While Castle's health care plan awaits director of government relations for the level, will be covered by the Nemours budget approval, Ferry said he is confident the Maximillian Grctsch Medical Center of Delaware, "but I don't Foundation. proposal will be passed. COIN' DOWN AND DOWN Josh Thomas and Keith Krater agree with the way the governor has proposed Nemours was established through a grant ''Fortunately there has been a confluence of (standing) work on a water main across from Harter Hall Tuesday. to do it." provided by Alfred I. du Pont. said Thomas interest in this area on the parts of the state The Medical Center of Delaware is the Ferry, administrator for the Alfred I. du Pont and the foundation," he added. "It is just a largest health care center in the state and the Institution, a Wilmington-based children's matter of coming together and pooling largest non-profit organization. hospital also funded by Nemours. efforts." Yim said: "(Dragons) add to the mystique of Chinese culture. They are New year meant to scare away the evil spirits." 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The caduceus on the left Ox:nsaid The New Year's meal consists of means you're part of a health care A week after "sweeping day" is a fish because it is a traditionally day designated to settle all quarrels harmonious animal. along with a system in which educational and and debts from the past year. vegetable called faat choy, a ca~eer advancement are the tule, Many families hang red lucky homonym in the Chinese language for . not the exception. The gold bar paper which is believed to bring prosperity. on the right means you command respect as an Army officer. Ifyou're earn ing a BSN, write: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 3219, Warminstei: PA 18974-9845. Or call toll free: ·I-800-USA-ARMY, ext. 438. '- Here~ Your Chance ARMY MUR$1 CORPS. BE ALL JC)U c;At.4 - · To Educate *#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#* Your Skin... CONNECT is Free. 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Both the university and the City not have partial-qualifying or non "I can understand the NCAA not realize that even a minor alcohol qualifyina student-athletes. effects of alcohol," he added. of Newark are involved in the offense will go on their permanent trying to police academics," Jon:s Douglas F. Tuttle, director of judicial proceedings. "''m proud to say the academicaJJy said . .. But for the kids who probably criminal record. weakest students at Delaware are not Public Safety, said the office is also According to University policy, if .. I'd like to have a nickel for would not have these opportunities trying to deal with the problem of a student is caught on campus for alhletes." he said. However, like their because of fll'ances, this is going to every person that comes to us five predecessor, Proposition 48, the new alcohol-related behavior. illegally consuming alcohol, that years down the line trying to get an eliminate a lot ofthose ldds." Tuttle said one of the biggest student must appear in court. propositions have created Steve Steinwedel, Delaware men's arrest for underage drinlcing off their controversy. problems Public Safety deals with is If the student is found guilty, record when they want to apply to basketball coach, said he sees nothing students riding university buses late there is a minimum $200 fme and a In' 1984, Proposition 48 was but good things coming from the law school," he said. denounced for imposing a common at night who appear to be drunk. 3(}day driver's license suspension. Underage drinlcing also poses a lqislatioo. "Some of the behavior on these Students without a Delaware academic standard m all schools and ..1 thin1c It will take some time to problem for local Newark for discriminating against buses is so obnoxious that we've driver's license are given a restaurants and bars . assure itself. Most students have had women call us saying they don't minimum $250 fine. underpriveleged, low- income achieved at a higher level when Brenda Walter, a manager at the students. want to lake the bus," he added. Brooks said the violation also Deer Park Tavern on Main Street., demanded.," Steinwedel said During Winter Session, Tuttle goes on the student's educational Propositions 14 and 16 now face Delaware basketball player said most of the arrests made at the the same criticism. said Public Safety periodically record, and the student must be restaurant are of people with stamps Alexander Coles (AS JR) said, "It placed plain-clothes officers on the reviewed by the Dean of Students "I think the road to academic hurts the inner-city kids. It makes it on their hands designating them as athletes were black the year before late-night busses tp assess the Office. minors who are caught consuming reform is going to be covered with the harder to get into school. I don't Proposition 48 was in effect," he said. problem. bodies of socio-economically On a first offense, the student is alcohol. lcnow if it is racist; it doesn't matter "ln the first year it dropped to 18.6 Although no arrests were made, referred by the dean to Wellspring, .. Because we are a restaurant. we disadvantaged individuals," said what color you are, it hurts all inner percent, but has since risen steadily to Francis X. Rienzo, athletics director Tuttle said Public Safety will the university's health education have to allow minors in," she said. city kids." 23.1 percent. continue to place officers on the program, where a computerized for Georgetown University, in the Johnson said it was not true that "We certainly welcome them, but "My feeling is that the kids will busses occasionally in the spring. alcohol knowledge evaluation is they take a big risk if they choole to January issue of The Chronicle of Proposition 48 has reduced the rise to the level of expectation, and Higher Education. He added that most students are taken. drinlc." number of black athletes. Proposition 48 has shown that," he not fully aware of the judicial Jeff Jones, Delaware State College Brooks said on a subsequent The effectiveness of the Bush ~wenty-four percent of collegiate said. ramifications for alcohol-related violation, a student can be expelled plan to include alcohol abuse among from the university depending on the minors in the national drug strategy severity of the problem. is yet to be seen, but some university "If someone is just sitting in their officials are slceplical. dorm room drinking a Budweiser, Lt. Joel Ivory of Public Safety .Valentine's Day not bothering anyone, I'm not going said, .. 1 don't see any · major to get real excited," Brooks said. improvement when it comes to "But if some guy is drunk and is alcohol abuse on this campus. Special • beating up his girlfriend, you can bet "As much alcohol education as 4 tanning sessions I'm going to be really upset," he there is," be said, "when someone•s HAIR & TANNING added. had a few, H .all goes out the for $20.00 Chief William A. Hogan of the window." · • Expires 2/16/92 456-0900 SALON GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE • 60 N. COLLEGE AVE. (above the Down Under) • HOURS: M 11-6, TWR 10-8, F & S 9-5 Military awards grants continued from page 1 The univer~ity is part of an elite group of five institutions that have Untversity. It will t'und research secured major grants, Roselle said at conducted by Thomas B. Brill, Monday's press conference. , professor of chemistry and The Massachusetts Institute of biochemistry. Technology, the California Institute of An official in the URI office said Technology, Pennsylvania State the university won the grants because University and Stanford University ae they submitted the best proposals. the other schools receiving grants. "[The university's] proposals most . Overall the four grants at the accurately described the type of university will help fund the wodc m research the Army wanted," the 30 graduate students every year; official said. Roselle said. Funds anger students continued from page 1 .. If we want to be true to ourselves we would not take any because one is dealing with ROTC's federal money," be said. WOODEN WHEELS exclusion of gays and the other is Jason Halbert (AS JR), a member pure research." of People for a Socially Responsible Roselle said there is no sense University (PSRU), agrees. stopping the grants from the "[PSRU) is opposed to all Department of Defense because militaty support," Halbert said. "We . t1._ • R!!~~~~M~!S Congress has the f'mal say on the don't think that education has .. exclusion of gays from the military. anything to do with killing people." i;f;iSb AND MODELS WITH A LARGE SELECTION OF PARTS INSTALLATION VOLUME II IIRIIIIJEBTIIRE ~ 1@1 YOUR FULL SERVICE BOOKSTORE From Shakespeare's love Sonnets, to the Joy of Sex 1 and Groening's Love Is Hell, VOLUME II has the IN THE NEWARK SHOPPING CENTER perfect book to say ·eE MINE." HouRS (302) 368-8660 M-f 10-8 368-BIKE ~WF 58 E. Main Street IIIIJ , ~ / Sat 9·3().5·30 (in Min~Mall) ?,i~ ·v4fueute 4. Vaf s'un' 11.4 Newark, DE 19711 · SUMMARY OF AGENDA February 10, 1992 I. ADOmON OF THE AGENDA •••••••••••••••••• II. APPROVAL OF THE MINUI'BS: December 2, 1991 • CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY ; III. REMARKS BY PROVOST PIPES and/or ASSOCIATE PROVOST ANDERSEN IV. ANNOUNCEMENTS: • with a Personal Touch • Senate President Taggart ANNOUNCI!MHNTS FOR CIIALLENGE 1. 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NEW BUSINESS A. Recommendation for provisional approval of a new major in Envlronment21 SoU Science leading to tbe B.S. degree In ; Pick-up on Fri., Feb. 14th between 10 A.M. and 4:30 P.M. • Agriculture · B. Recommendation for provisional approval of a new major In Latin American Studies leldina to the B.A. degree c. Recommendation for the estlbUshment of three new Honors Choose your pick-up location and call in your 'order today! • Baccalaureate Degrees In the Department of InciMdual and Family Studies (College of Human Resources) in the followina majors: 1. Early Childhood Development and Education • GRAHAM HALL 831-2035 2. Family and Community Services • •• 3. Human Development and Family Processes FACULTY DINING HALL 831-2848 • D. Recommendation for the provisional approval of the followln& • new majors leading to a B.S. In Business Administration: PENCADER DINING HALL 831-1262 • 1. Management 2. Finance 3. Marketing 4. Operations B. Resolution Inviting a representative from tbe ProfesSional ; Valentine's Day ; Advisory CouncU to participate u a non-volin& member of ~appy the Senate F. Recommendation from the Coordlnatina Committee on Bducation reprdlna tbe elimination of the major ID Interior deslp ; ••••••••••••••••• G. lnb'Ocluctton of new business l' 6 • THE REVIEW, • February 7. 1992 SPRING THE FUTURE STARTS MONDAY! 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OF DELAWARE This week: D.J. Eric Reiger BALLOONIES plays your favorite music 237 West Park Place • • Non-alcoholic drink specials Friday, February 14, 1992 Newark, DE 19711 each week . 4:00p.m. by Wednesday 2/12 • $3.99 all-you-can-eat spaghetti 110 Memorial Hall • and meatballs, 5-9 p.m. Includes bread and salad Finally, a night Jor ALL Copies of. the proposal are available for Delaware students to meet, review in the Reserve Section of eat, drink and dance. Morris Library, and the Faculty Senate Office (219 McDowell Hall). *a 1/2' x 11' single sided, 201 while bond, aulo feed originals No minimum, no limit...... Expires March 16, 1992 A group of Self-serve MACs Color copying Full-serve graphic arts Brochures UD students* Business cards Letterhead Resumes Binding are uritnessing Newsletters Carbonless forms ''history in the • Flyers Copyright clearance IDaking'' this . 81pll&graphJ•" Newark • College Square Winter Sessio~ Shopping Center (near Rickel) Prlnlshop$ Of The Future Mon. - Fri. 7- Mldnite • Sat . 9 - 5 • Sun. 12 · 5 • (302) 453-2600 Don't you feel left out? *A group of 37 UD students have travelled to Russia this Winter Session to examine closely it's culture, history and it's everyday changing political system. The University of Delaware offers study abroad programs in many locales around the world. Some of the programs offered this Winter Session are taking place in Russia, China, Mexico, England, Germany, France, Costa Rica, Switzerland, Scotland, Israel, Italy, Greece and Spain. All programs are designed for undergraduate students regardless of major. Scholarships are available. Decide whether you would like to study in Delaware or be a modern Marco Polo next Winter Session. Plan ahead! Stop by at International Programs and Special Sessions, 325 Hullihen Hall to discuss your options. Crossing borders is easier than you think. Other Study Abroad Programs offered regularly by the University of Delaware: Fall Semester Programs offered in: Spain, England, Germany, France. Spring Semester Programs offered in: Austria, Costa Rica, England, France, Scotland. International Programs & Special Sessions, 325 Hulllhen Hall, Newark, DE 19716 • 831·2852. CALL ME SHERLOC.K WHAT WAS THAT HOLMES., BECAUSE IT'S 60Ve-tl.NMENT 5 LOGAN? MOR~ THAN A HO~H. Review & Opinion WE A~E NOT WINtJit-16 T~f D~U6 WA~. 'JUST SAY NO' IS ~~ NO\ WORK\~ 1 The Review's opinion . What price diversity? Plain and simple, President David money from the Pioneer Fund P. Roselle is willing to sell out because a Faculty Senate committee diversity on this campus if the price said the Fund's mission was "a is right. pattern of activities incompatible Roselle demonstrated this with the university's mission." willingness Monday afternoon when Well it would seem to us that the he gleefully accepted four grants military's stance on homosexuals also totaling $7.8 million from the U.S. is clearly incompatible with the Department of Defense. university's mission to promote That's the same Department of diversity. Defense that bars homosexuals from Even worse, the effort to obtain the military service because their grant from the military wasn't T H presence would have adverse effects isolated to just two professors hidden ~EVI€W :L-7-qz. on the 'straight' soldeirs. away in Willard Hall. It was a But last spring the Faculty Senate, university-wide campaign led by WilShamlin various administrators and even Roselle that spanned two colleges, Roselle himself, protested this several departments and two discriminatory practice by supporting university centers. · a resolution which urged the Defense The issue is not the type of Department to admit homosexuals research being done, but the source of Carpenter's racial hoops tournament into military service and ROTC the funding. "There is one thing in life people are afraid programs. Carpenter regular about a time he's been Roselle could have taken a bold to hear: the truth." Jeff snubbed from an all-black game, and you'll In late February, he called the step by proclaiming this university -Stanley Herz, author Pearlman definitely have a story. attempt to change the military's doesn't want any military money For me, it was earlier this year when an policy "a good student issue." until the Defense Department · Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the all-white team I was on faced off against an We can only assume Roselle forgot changed its policies regarding first annual racial basketball tournament, all-black team. In the middle of the game, all about this issue once he saw the homosexuals. Instead, he eagerly played right here at the Carpenter Sports the other squad left the coW't when a game Building on the campus of the University of with another all-black team opened up. II opportunity to obtain $7.8 million in sought after Pentagon money. research grants from the military. Delaware. was unfair. and a load of crap. I felt The president's actions arc a slap On Court One you'll find the African oppressed. Blinded by the dollar signs in his in the face to homosexuals on this American tournament. Whites can watch, It all starts with attitude. Since I usually As for the Asian hoopsters who are often eyes, Roselle defended the military campus and his justifications even but can't get too close to the action. Most of (not by choice) end up in all-white games, seen at Carpenter on weekend evenings, it's grants this week by saying the more frivolous. the players here either don't want whites to my general feeling is that many white a no win win situation. Usually a group of university would only be doing One of Roselle's favorite slogans play or don't think they can. players are intimidated of facing blacks on Asian players stay in the front gym and "basic research" for the military. to university employees is "Think of Over on the second court is the the court. enjoy their own game. The only time white That's funny. because a year ago at yourself as a student." Caucasian invitational. All whites can enter, The popular Caucasian basketball or black players get involved is when there this time, our president was enforcing but blacks have to stay away. The equation is "black skin plus Nike Airs is nothing else to do. This week the president amended equals awesome basketball player who can a ban on all research grants from contestants on this court are either People talk about low minority that slogan to read: "Think of intimidated to play against blacks or just run, jump and slam." enrollment; people talk about how races another allegedly discriminatory yourself as a student, just not a think they have bad attitudes. · The second equation is "white skin plus separate in the dining halls and people talk organization. homosexual student." In the front gymnasium is the late-night Nike Airs equals slow basketball player who about why there is a Black Student Union Roselle supported a ban on all P.K. Asian tournament. Both blacks and whites may be able to shoot, but can't jump." and not a White Student Union. stay away from this one, fearing that the As an example, last Friday I played in a Now people can talk basketball at uncoordinated "chines" couldn 't play if game where one person was needed to Carpenter in the same breath. their lives depended on it. Also, it's a create even teams. When I pointed to a black Weekend evenings at Carpenter Sports common belief that none can speak English man and suggested we ask him to play. a Building accurately represent the "choice Editorial policy and they 're all too short. white player responded, "He wouldn't want segregation" of the university. where Play ball! to play with us. I'm sure he's too good." 'separate but equal' is the wtspoken policy Review & Opinion: The opinion p"j.e is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial above Take a walk up to the Carpenter Sports Idiot, you never saw the guy play before. of choice. ~~:i:~ ~ff':l~~~~~"tt~! ~enio":cl'th!a~u~ .i~~~s ~t::!ee.::i~'i!, ~~~~~~}~~in~ : ~~:':! Building on a Friday or Saturday evening. Just because he's black does not mean he It took hundreds of years for the United • to the editor cont.Jin the opinion of our readers. Published every Tuesday ilnd Friday during the academic school year, Fridays during the Winter Session, by Go Jo the basketball courts and just look can play ball. States of America to legalize civil rights. In the student body of the University of Delaware, Newark, Del . around. Along with the belief that whites cannot one weekend of nighttime basketball, it is all Even though you will notice that there is compete with blacks. many Caucasians fear thrown out the window. no official racial basketball tournament, it's the "black attitude." And while it may seem like a simple definitely happening . Blacks play with "I don't wanna play with a loud n--- - -" pick-up game to the Carpenter ball player, blacks, whites play with whites and Asians is a comment heard more than once on the the single-race "tournaments" mean a lot Editorial columnists play with Asians. Once in a while there will court. "They all have such an attitude." more. be a crossover, but it doesn't happen often. Go back to the Duke campaign. Blacks compete against blacks, whites : Richard Jones, editor in chief Molly Williams, edirorial pag~ editor As a matter of fact, it only occurs when Now, to the black side. compete against whites, Asians compete • · Paul Kane, columnist Jason Sean Garber, columnisr extra players are needed to make two teams. Plain and simple, there are a lot of blacks against Asians ... and we all lose the game. • Greg Orlando, columnist Scott Dailey, columnisr So what's the deal with this unforced at Carpenter who don't think whites can segregation? play at their level. Ask any Caucasian jeff Pearlman is a sports editor of The Review. Letters to the editor Get the facts straight and totally inaccurate. Next, no car is either 100 bars and Japanese cars I'll stick journalistic values. Seeing as how swinuners spend First. Thomas alienates the percent Japanese or American. with baseball, hot dogs. apple pie Using his forum to grind an ax at least 6 months out of the year In your Jan. 24 issue, in his entire work force, blue and white What is important however, is and Chevrolet. concerning Review editorial policy tra1ning intensely for that one race, feature article on professional collar. by stating "(Japanese) where the parts are from and Lastly. all Republicans do not not to publicize club sports, there must be something more to it wrestling. The Review's embody what the American spirit where the profits are going. drive German cars. As a card Pearlman declares that "People than meets Jhe eye, don't you entertainment editor, Greg used to be: hard work. quality Thomas also thanks the carrying member of the who read The Review ... don't care Orlando, quotes "Rollo May. 19th think, Jeff? workmanship and pride in their Japanese for "inexpensive, fuel Republican party I am proud to about ... swimming and diving Seeing as how the swimming century philosopher" to the effect labor." And he goes on to attribute efficient, quality automobiles, drive an Oldsmobile. meets." that violence flares up when true these factors to Japan's success. I superior electronics and sushi Mr. Thomas. maybe you should He then concludes that "water coach maintains that he spends an emotion and human connection are think, however, he confused those bars." Well, I would like to thank occasionally venture from the sports" on the whole don't inordinate amount of time absent. factors with the inadequate pay of the Japanese for American protective and ideological College constitute "exciting print," and explaining just the basics of the The psychoanalyst Rollo May Japanese workers, protectionist unemployment, an outrageous of Arls and Science over to the should be eliminaJcd from the sport to Review reporters. perhaps was born in 1909, and so far as I laws, Japanese monopolies known trade deficit and the deterioration College of Business and paper. Pearlman should reassess his know is still living (he is listed in as keiretsu. and capitalization on of a cowttry's morale. Economics and get a glimpse of Pearlman might take it upon qualification as the person the most recent edition of Who's American 'know-how' . Thomas' article is a sad what is really happening in the himself to actually learn something responsible for deeming what Who in America). He is no more a Thomas also states the Japanese conunentary on the youth of today. world. about other spons besides those on sports merit coverage. 19th century philosopher than are not to blame for our woes He, as well as many others, have his "top 4" list, and we wouldn't Finally. if he is so concerned professional wrestling is a sport. because "they have always been forgotten what this county is Karen A. Donahue (BE JR) be stuck laboring through with how to dole out space in the willing to share technology." Yes, about, who sacrificed to make this journalistic schlock like the article sports section, it seems a lot of David A. Hoekema Mr. Thomas, the Japanese have cowttry great and most importantly he quotes covering the Towson positive things could have been Associate Professor of Philosophy always been willing to share what it means to be an American. More sports, less Pearlman meet. Jeff Pearlman's sophomoric written about Delaware athletics. technology as long it was our I am the daughter of a Just as Pearlman can reduce a varsity or club, in the space technology being shared with Ukrainian immigrant and I see column in Friday's Review (He swim meet to names and times, Baseball, hot dogs ... them. The Japanese refer to our through my mother's eyes what an shoots ... He scores ... Not at one could sloppily describe The Pearlman disgraced with his I am writing in response to . new technologies as intellectual honor it is to be an American. It is Review), regarding the integrity Review as a few sheets of column. Jonathan Thomas' column (As goods which according to them no a privilege she does not take and popularity of many varsity newsprint with black ink on it. American as Godzilla, sushi bars one should legally own. You see lightly. sports, has enlightened his Pearlman adds. '"What more Doug Miller (AS SR) and Japanese cars, Jan. 31, 1992). this allows the Japanese to avoid So, Mr. Thomas, if you do not readers_hip only by confl1111ing his can be said about a swimming Senior member of the Delaware I found this article to be insulting paying royalties to Americans. mind. instead of Godzilla. sushi own ignorance and shoddy race?" Swimming and Diving team Fear of a black film incites a double standard : I pledge allegiance to the do,.ble When gunfire erupted in the Sunrise Greg called for the police to save the innocent news . ~kUrdard. .. Multiplex in Queens, NY. there was no masses from Jason (the psychotic zombie of No one has the right to blame a black • The movie Juice opened a couple of security force to stop the bullets. The movie Orlando Fnuy the 13th fame) impersonators? No? film or a black filmmaker for any violence .weeks ago to mediocre reviews and was The Godfather Part III, just out in A stigma is being cast on the black that occurs as a result of frenzied pungent whiffs of gunpowder. time for Christmas in 1990. One man died. movie. Black movies incite violence, miscreants. :; Blood spilled freely onto popcorn. Four were wowtded. therefore society must be protected against If we continue to treat black films (and :mingling with the artificial butter-flavored The Corleones were white gangsters. them. blacks themselves) differently than white ,irease that passes for toppings these days. Mafiosa. · . In short, they're less "good" than white ones, we are spitting directly in the face of .: Incidents of violence were reported The death was blamed, according to the ftlms. So much for the vaunted American the American dream. We are saying across the country on Martin Luther King Inquirer. on a "quarrel over noise." equality. goodbye to the pleasant myth that Weekend. According to the Philadelphia Are you beginning to get the picture? This can only lead to one thing-wtequal Americans have the chance to be judged on Inquirer, a 16-year-old was killed in Picture this, then. The '"teaser'' poster for treatment for the black film. Theater their own merits. ·Chicago. Closer to borne, an 18-year·old Julc:e (used to promote Interest In a film III, all of which displayed guns on their ow111!l's who are afraid of gang violence will We are saying hello to the double "as shot and paralyzed after leaving a before its release) displayed one of the posters. be wtwilling to show black films. standard. Acceptance of differential !beater In South Philadelphia. main characters holding a JWl. Not a drop of firepower was excised on It is ironic that black filmmakers will treatment. ' Juice, a film about teenagers In Harlem The poster released for display when the any of these posters. Not one more security have to keep a ti&ht rein on any unintended Of the DiviMd States of America.. blamed for all the Incidents. or course, movie came out bad no aun. Paramount person was added to defend helpless masses messages their movies may contain while A lid to IM Repllblic orr wlticll iJ perpetrators were black "hoodlums," Pictures alrbruabed it out. against "crazed anny" types. "mainstream" flicks can center around balmtces... were spumed on to such violent acts Violent or not. the JWl was an essential Slasher mo~ies. with less plot than a blood-curdling themes and not have to 011e nation, W!Mr tM ga .. movie. pan or the poster and the movie. Calvin Klein Obsession ad, routinely worry about any repercussions. Divisible, wills liberty for sorrw ... e movie became something to be The violence in J•lc:e is small potatoes display knives, hatchets, battle-axes and Simply put, movies don't kill people. tllldjMJticefor few. qainsl Security wu beefed up at compared to the bloodlettlna in daggers on their posters as casually as People kill people. Guns kill people. across the aadon. The country went "mainstream" flicks like Schwarzeneafer's Playboy Playmates shed their clothes. Blaming a movie for someone'• death is Commaaclo or Stallone's Rambo I, I or Do I have to say that no one has ever akin to kllllna a messenaer who brln~ bad ··~"alert._ \' . f 8 • THE REVIEW • February 7, 1992 G OPENING FUN of Pen~ader's UPPERDECI{ Feb. 12th - 27th Come join the fun and enter to WIN fabulous prizes, including a SPRING BREAK TRIP for 2 in Orlando, Florida including airfare, car rental and double occugancy room. The Upper Deck features Leghorn'sm great tasting chicken, .. just like home .. . . . barbecued wings, sandwiches, nuggets, tenders and savory pieces in buckets to eat-in or take-out. That's not a I.I ... fresh dough ltza Pizza™, custom made deli subs, Gretel'sru gourmet cookies and more! The Upper Deck is open Sunday through Thursday 4:30 to 11 :30 p.m. I I I I I I I I I I I I I NIVERSITY OF I I I I E·LA.WARE I I I I I I DINING SERVICES • • • • •• • • • ~ P'( VIVant• Februar 7, 1992 • THE REVIEW • 9 Homeboys A look at local bands that are beginning to see the fruits of their labor Y-NOT gears The Nerds enjoy up for release their 'anti-image' of debut LP on and off stage By Charlotte A. Faltermayer and Sara H. Weiss Staff Editors By Eric Simon and Sara H . Weiss The Beatles originated from Staff Editors Liverpool. The Rolling Stones hail For a split second, panic spread across from London. Closer to home, Felix the Guy's face as he swept his hand R.E.M. rose to fame from Athens, up from the keyboard to save his thick Ga. But a promising band bred in lensed, black-rimmed glasses from slipping Ocean City, Md.? off his face. Why not? For The Nerds, a New Jersey-based Exactly. rock'n'roll cover band, to be out of geeky Almost a year has passed since character could ruin the group's "anti Y-NOT, a progressive rock'n'roll image", according to vocalist and bass quintet that's already a local favorite. guitarist Spaz Pugsley. signed a deal with Relativity Late in January, The Nerds packed The Records, a subsidiary of Sony Stone Balloon, strangely enough, on a Entertainment/CBS Records, in Wednesday - a typical stay-home-and association with Marquis Records. study night. The band will release its first full The Nerds' patented look - greased length effon, A Thrilled Voice, later hair, tight short-sleeved, big-collared this month. oxford shirts, bell-bottomed polyester Y-NOT has also been selected to slacks - "lowers a lot of barriers" and take pan in the Miller Genuine Draft allows an easier mesh between performer Band Network, a sponsorship and audience, Spaz said. program dedicated to promoting 26 "We're comfortable with the look young musical talents each year. because it allows us to sweat a lot," Spaz Miller Ge11uine representative said. Eric Vallee said more than 1,000 Concert photo by Mercedes C. Hoffman Local faves Y-NOT will embark on a venture for further success with a "Almost everybody has a little nerd in bands submit material for the them." see Y-NOT page 11 national debut album, "A Thrilled Voice," due in stores this month. A mark of the band's eccentricity is the collection of fan mail they've received during their six-year existence as a group. "A group of girls sent us cheeseballs once, Spaz said. see NERDS page 11 The Outriders are moving toward music's inside track By Eric Simon because we're playing acoustically," Assistant Entertainment Editor sai d guitarist Chris Arms, who also The dry, parched roots of serves as one of the band's two lead Philadelphia rock'n'roll are about to vocalists. receive a refreshing and long overdue "We don't get to play this kind of drink from the springs ofMt. Airy, Pa. show too often." The Outriders rode into Newark two For the packed crowd at the Down weeks ago to rock the Down Under's Under that evening, the show was The "Unplugged" night and to hype the definitely something special. Outriders, release of their debut album, Distant As for the music itself, Distant who hail from. Train. Train proves to be as bold and The five-man band galloped through impressive as The Outriders' live show. Mt. Airy, Pa., three sets of what they called An eclectic mix of sounds have just "American roots-oriented rock'n'roll." distingui.shes The Outriders from the released a When they weren't tapping from endless masses of local bands fighting new album, Distant Train, The Outriders covered for an audience. 'Distant songs from classic rock groups like The The band can hit any conceivable Train' on Band and The Eagles. note by using instruments that range · Incredible And while many bands have from the organ and fiddle to the Records. difficulty playing live, The Outriders harmonica and the slide guitar. seemed comfortable on stage. These country-flavored instruments The Nerds believe 'almost everybody "This is a very special night for us see OUTRIDERS page 11 has a little nerd in them.' Artistic animism . •, 5 ",. "~ • I By Tracy Qoinnell under a blazing sun. :~ copy Editor Artist Robert Ecker, whose Whereas trore than one mezzotint can A shot glass, a shovel, a child's ball. A be obtained from a plate, monoprints are ";' '"'~ car, a chili pepper, a toy airplane. An old exhibit is running at the one-of-a-kind prints made when an ·:v.; shoe. A cactus flower. A nuclear explosion. University Gallery until engraved plate or Plexiglass is pressed on Though these images may seem b paper, says Janet Lopez, assistant curator unrelated. anist Robert Ecker combines Fe · 14, uses seemingly for the University Gallery. them with other images in his surreal and unrelated items to explore In his monoprint "Primary Realities," post-modern works on exhibit at the f an open top window holds a comic strip University Gallery. the use o objects and landscape cut-out, and in a closed bottom "Paintings and Works on Paper," open language in metaphorical window there is a paper cut-out of the through Feb. 14, contains Ecker's letter Z. Below these windows is a border monoprints, mezzotints and watercolors. ways. of a toy plane, a ball, three monkeys and a The anist will hold a brown bag lunch --=---:------child's block . gallery talk in the university's West Gallery on Feb. 12 at Whether this will stir memories of childhoods past is up to noon. the viewer. Ecker provides no answers, and this contributes to Ecker, an art professor at the University of Colorado, says, the beauty of his exhibit. . "I intend for the meanings of my work to be poetic, so they "Through my work I want [viewers] to look at what is will roost likely be different to each person. " going on in the world," he says, "and I wish to raise issues of Ecker says people assign meanings in ways they don't even how we use objects and language in metaphorical ways." realize. This becomes true in viewing each piece within his Ecker says he thinks people usually don't associate the exhibit, metaphorical with the real. According to Selena Chapp, director and curator of the His work, however, "is almost like a form of animism in University Gallery, Ecker is especially known for his which you invest objects with a personality," he says. mezzotints, which are prints made from engraved copper Ecker's watercolors are vibrant, bold, clear abstracts with plates. names such as ''Niagara" and "Love and Death. " One of these mezzotints, ''Utopia Parkway," depicts an oil ''Niagara" has a miniature depiction of Niagara FaMlls, in can, heart-shaped sunglasses, a car and a cowboy hat all all their intensity 111d power, as its focal point. Random objects Pamela Wray De Stef1110 dusted with a trace of color. A cofllJOSite of images. the work such as liunus paper, bullets and eyes surround the falls. Above: Bambi Decastro (HR JR) considers Robert Ecker's mezzotint, ,.Suprematist suggests a carefree drive across an open Southwest parkway see ANIMISTIC page 11 Construction." Inset: Ecker's monoprlnt, ,.The Artist As A Young Man." · 10 • THE REVIEW • February 7, 1992 MOVIE TIMES Top five movies for the week - Rebecca De Mornay gives Glenn the streets of Harlem. Showtlmes: continues his year of winning 12:40,2:45, 4:50, 7:05,9:45. ending Jan. 31 performances with Barbra Streisand's Close a run for her money with a adaptation of Pat Conroy's book about chilling performance as the Mary Poppins from hell in this cardiac arrest Bugsy (R) - Barry Levinson's real life 1) The Hmd That Rocks The Cradle a troubled high school football coach portrayal of las Vegas creator ($11 i\4 million for the week) from the South who travels to New thriller about a somewhat different adventure in babysitting. Benjamin "Don't Call ~e Bugsy" 2) Juice ($8.09 million) York to see his suicidal sister's shrink Siegel with Warren Beatty turning in 3) Hook ($6.85 million) played by Streisand. Try saying that Showtimes: Fri.- 5:45,8, 10:30. Sat. - 1:30, 5:45, 8, 10:30. Sun. - 1:30, an Oscar-caliber performance in the 4) Freejadc ($6.74 million) five times fast. Showtimes: Fri . - 5:45,8. title role. Showtimes: 1:10, 4:10, 5) Father of the Bride ($6.40 million) 4:15, 7:15, 10. Sat.- 1:15,4:15, 7:50,9:45. $tand-up 7:15, 10. Sun.- 1:15, 4:15, 7:15. Chestnut ~il~ Chr~aa Mall Chestnut Hf aza, Newark (737-7959) )FK (R) - Oliver Stone's present-day 7 (368-9600> P romedians J-9sai1Route Rush· (R) -jennifer jason leigh and documentary questioning the Warren Fried Green Tomatoes (PG-13) Jason Patrie, two of filmdom's most Love Crimes (R)- Sean "Why can't I Commission's explanation of Buffalo j;~k up sitcoms underrated actors, turn in strong be the Catwoman" Young and Patrick Bill's quarterback Jim F. Kelly's - Two of Hoii)'Wood's hottest triple performances as Texas narcs who get "No, dammit, I'm not Kevin Kline" : ~'Ladies and gentleman, you may lackluster performance in Super Bowl named actresses, Mary St uart a little too involved in their work. Bergen star in this thriller about sexual XXVI. Showtimes: 12:30, 4:15, 8. l$ve seen this very funny fellow on Masterson a,d Mary-louise Parker, Showtimes: 4:30, 9:30. obsession. Showtimes: Fri. - 6, 8, ·~te Night with David Letterman" team up in this Southern murder 10. Sat. - 2, 6, 8, 10. Sun. - 2,·6, 8. or :on his own HBO special. Would Hook (PG)- Showtimes: 12 :4?, 3:40, mystery set in the 1930s. Showtimes: Cinema Center 7, 9:50. yO).! please give a big hand for ·· :·" Fn.- 4:30, 7:15, 10. Sat- 1:45, Newark Shopping Center (737-3720) Shining Through (R)- World War II ~ ,J t • s happened. AmeT!can 4:30, 7:15, 10. Sun. - 1 :45, 4:30, drama starring Michael Douglas as a tetevision has overdosed on stand Kuffs (PG-13)- Christian Slater's crash 7:15. Hook (PG) - Steven Spielberg's lawyer and Melanie Griffith as his half course in Eyebrow Cocking 101. For the ui>:comedians. sometimes preach'( but often Jewish secretary who goes from -·Everywhere you look these days, seven dollar class fee, you also get a Father of the Bride (PG) - The entertaining story o the boy who dictation to dictators when she is copy of "You Too Can Sound Like The t~ey're coming out like rabies harrowing tale based on the true story wouldn't grow up. Dazzling sets and transformed overnight into a secret ridden rats in the New York City joker." Showtimes: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, of Liz Taylor's dad rolling over in his special effects. Showtimes: Fri. - 5, agent who spies on the Nazis. 7:15, 9:30. sewers. grave when Satan sent h1m visions of 7. Sat. -1, 3, 5, 7. Sun. -1, 3, 5, 7. Sllowtimes: Fri. - 5, 7:30, 10:30. Sat. • :And comedians on TV shows Michael Jackson walking his blushing - 1 :.30, 5, 7:30, 10:30. Sun. - 1:30, ~i.-e become as about clicMd as the Shining Through (R) - Showtimes: 1, daughter down the aisle. Showtimes: Freejack (R) - Young Gun Emilio 5, 7:30. 3:50, 7, 9:45. ~Overbial fat joke. Fri. - 5, 7:30, 9:45. Sat. - 2, 5, 7:30, Estevez leaves the six-shooter behind : ·Each of the three major networks 9:45. Sun. - 2, 5, 7:30. as he heads to the year 2009 as a Qnemark Moyies 10 Freejack (R)- Showtimes: 7:10, 9:35. :'ABC, NBC and CBS- have racecar driver in this futuristic Blade First State Plaza Shopping Center (994- attempted (some rriore successfully Grand Canyon (R)- The cast from Runner wanna-be. Mick Jagger comes 7075) tlian others) to turn a former stand along for the ride as a bounty hunter Final Analysis (R) - Psychological The Big Chill takes a trip to the Grand thriller starring Richard Gere as a $ comedian into a heavyweight Canyon and rescues the Brady Bunch hirect to track down Estevez. The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (R) psychiatrist who gets involved with his ~iings champ, in most cases the who never found their way out of the Unfortunately for Mick, plastic-surgery - On two screens. Showtimes: 1 :20, enjphasis being on heavyweight (fat has not advanced very far in the 21st 1 :40, 4, 4:20, 7:30, 7:40, 9:55, 10:05. patient's sister played by Kim Basinger. big hole. Also stars Ann B. Davis as Showtimes: 1, 3:40, 7:20,10. jo~e #1). Alice. Showtimes: Fri. - 4, 7, 9:45. c~ntury. Tif!le is definitely not on his : pr course, I'm not saying that Sat -1, 4, 7, 9:45.- Sun. -1, 4, 7. s1de. Showt1mes: 9, 11 . Juice (R) - latest inner-city drama tlfifl is a new idea (remember Robin with a body count. This one centers - Compiled by Eric Simon Williams as Mork?), it has just The Prince of Tides (R) - Nick Nolte The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (R) around four youths coming of age in re6ched a level of obscene al>undance and enormous pteportions. : :Speaking of enormous pr¢portions (fat joke #2), Roseanne Itarr-nold currently has her self t~Ced show riding atop the Nielsen hotse (definite potential for fat joke 10). As soon as she hit number one, b!>th NBC and CBS kicked in with their versions. : ;NBC's "Seinfeld," possibly the best show on television, all but died ..•. ilj :its first season before network bosses realized they had a potential htt' on their hands and resurrected it. ...,. ; :Jerry Seinfeld has proved that the ,~, best comedy is found in life itself, .,. & :voting entire episodes to situations like "Jerry can't find his 'I ciJ.r in a parking garage" or "Jerry ~· ••' waits forever to be se.ated at a 3 Chinese restaurant." .. :·It's a TV ·Guide plot .. summarizer's wet dream. .. CBS's "Lenny," however, had trouble coming out of the gate and ended up falling flat on its face. Apparently, America was only ready for one overweight, blue The most reusable piece ofplastic on campus. collar comedian, and Lenny Clarke wasn' t it. ABC itself has tried to repeat its own success by giving former stand-up comic Tim Allen the S!arring role in the family sitcom "!-lome Improvement." Allen seems to have enough charisma to keep this sludge swimming in Nielsen's Top 10, but it. probably won't stay there very long . The AT&T Calling Card will never go to waste. You can use it to make a call from almost . ABC has also had moderate success with the neurotic, black tJad Richard Lewis on "Anything ~ut Love." Unfortunately, since Hannah and Marty did the nasty, it's bef:ome more like "Anything But Ratings." •. Meanwhile, HBO, VH-1, MTV, F~. A&E and that waste of tube sv:ace Comedy Central all have anywhere to anywhere. Once you have one, you'll never need to apply for another. Its the least expensive way weekly, daily or hourly shows dewoted solely to stand-up. :The worst by far, though, is MfV's pseudo-hip piece of schlock : ca~led the "Half Hour Comedy Hour." The biggest problem with thls show is its host, Mario Joyner ~·an Eddie/Arsenio wanna-be who just docsn. t seem comfortable on to call state-to-state on AT&T when you can't dial direct. D And now you could also get 10% back on all stage. :With' the exception of Ken Ober, C<)Iin Quinn, Tabitha Soren, Adam Curry, Duff, Karyn Bryant, the crew of>'Yo MTV Raps," that guy that hasts "Headbangers Ball" and that kiflg of losers Pauley "Hey ... Buddie" Shore, Joyner is the most annoying personality on MTV. the long distance calls you make with your card.* D Of course when you use your Calling Card, you'll :Then there's VH-I 's "Comedy Spotlight" show hosted by the portly Rosie O'Donnell (definitely fat joke #4), HBO's "One Night St,and," A&E's "A Night at the Iinprov," Fox's "Comic Strip Live" ahd the list goes on and on. :'As if all of this wasn't enough, we now have Comedy Central, a always be connected to the reliable service you've come to expect from AT&T D So, as you see, theres chflnnel devoted almost entirely to stand-up comedy. , So the question is why ? , :Are American couch potatoes so hard up for laughs that they need to tic, bombarded by them 24 hours a d,ay? 'The answer is a resounding no. _If comedy programming only one way to describe the AT&T Calling Card in · today's college environment. Indispensable. c-ontinues at the rate it's going, the yuk well is going to run as dry as a ·. t~i Igate at a Delaware football ·, game . . So if you've stil l got a craving fg'r chuckles, take plenty of "S.cinfeld ," watch Letterman nightly I , and call me in the morning. Get an AT&T Calling Card today. CaUl 800 654-0471 Ext. 9728. "Thank you. Thanks so much. ATilT· You've been a wonderful audience." • ~~~:~:'' _., S30 ..or!tt of AT&T Long Otslance cals w1th your AT&T Card per quarler Cal ls cCMJred by spec1a1A 1'&T PfiClf'IQ plans are not tnCiuded '· Eric Simon is the assistant entertain~ent editor of The Review. ( February 7, 1992 • THE REVIEW • 11 Beverly Hills College students discuss the allure of the TV show that's meant for teens By Eric Simon One by one, collegians left that familiar drama in Newark. be leading my life," he says. "Then I do the summer, ''90210'' decided to broadcast all Assisranr Enrettainmenr Editor Boston pub where everybody knew their "Just as '90210' centers on cliched post opposite to have a good ti me." new episodes to entice viewers who had It all started two years ago on one name, jetting out to the West Coast to hang pubescent problems, our production sought He adds, 'These 24-year-olds have been never seen the show to tune in. fateful Thursday night with two pairs of with Brenda, Brandon, Dylan, Kelly, Steve that same thirst and intensity." juniors in high school for almost three It worked. cleanly cut sideburns. and even D01ma - beller known as the 1n the show, Neuberger plays the James years. Maybe their biggest worry shouldn't As a result of Lie extra episodes. the Pre-teen girls shrieked with delight, "in" crowd of "Beverly Hills 90210." Dean-like character of Dylan. be teen pregnancy, alcoholism or AIDS show rocketed to the top I 0 of the Nielsen wondering if they had a Dylan or Brandon "The issues they cover may not be "Instead of being the bleeding heart that it should be graduating." ladder, even beating "Cheers" in several in their irrunediate future. realistic, but they are definitely fun to always gives in to Brenda, my Dylan is a Gabrielle Carteris, who plays the states. The rest is history. High schoolers swooned in anticipation. watch," says Renee Hornick (AS SR), wh-1> complete and unadulterated male scum," intellectual Andrea, is actually 31 years Allison Berenson (AS SR) describes trying to guess what part of his heavenly watches the Fox network show regularly. he says. old, and the rest of the cast members. are how she got hooked by the Beverly bait. body Dylan would shave next. "It's a teen-age idealistic," She says. "It A "Cheers" fan for more than 10 years, rumored to be in their mid-twenties, "At camp last summer, my sixth graders Tired and worn "New Kids" Donnie reminds me of when I was in high school." Neuberger does not actually skip the though they won't release their older-than watched it, and they got me into it," she and Jordan were recycled and replaced Hornick says the show succeeds· Boston-based show, but rather tunes in to high school ages. says. overnight by newer and better kids Luke because it glorifies a life mo st high ''90210" at 9:30 p.m., after "Cheers" is When the show debuted in 1990, airing ''They watched it for the issues and for and Jason. schoolers dream of and many college over. opposite the No. 1-rated "Cheers," it Brandon's eyes," says Berenson. "I could Everything was going exactly as students wish they had. "That's what's so great about the so seemed doomed to wind up in the can with care less about the issues. I watch it for planned, and then something interesting Ted Neuberger (AS SR ) also finds called drama," he says. "The plots are so "Charlie Hoover." "Babes," "Drexell's Brandon's eyes." • and unexpected happened. himself watching the show Thursday simplistic that you can miss a half hour of Class" and all of Fox's other ratings Berenson says. like all teenybopper College students were bitten by the evenings, but for different reasons. it and still know exactly what's going on." ''winners." fads. this one will fade in time. trendy zip-code bug. Unlike t,he flu that's "I like to make fun of them," says Steve Sanders (BE SR), who shares his The "90210" east was a bunch of all but Still, the time of "Beverly Hills 90210" been floating around Delaware, there was Neuberger, a communication major who name with a flaxen-haired character on the unknowns, and its ratings were nothing to is now. and teenyboppers aren't the only no vaccine for this virus. recently spoofed the show in his TV show, says ''90210" is "so melodramatic put up on Mom's refrigerator. ones watching. Troubled pool shark and reformed production class with a project called that it's laughable." Still, the people behind the Aaron Though shaved eyebrows and long alcoholic Dylan McKay replaced one-time "Newark 19716." 1n addition to the overacting, Sanders Spelling production believed they had bangs may not fmd their way into Newark Red Sox reliever and reformed alcoholic 'The show was intended to be a satire," also finds humor in the fac t that, in the end, something there. fashion, Fox's foxes have definitely Sam Malone as Stud Meister of the boob he says. ''We wanted to spoof the show's the characters always do the right thing. Then, they found the answer. While all acquired a trendy loyalty from this college tube. characters while putting the focu s of th e "I watch the show to see how I should the other shows went on hiatus during the crowd. prove that he isn't-just another pretty face playing the bass. Y-NOT Wallace, together with drummer Animistic art exhibit Stephen Miller, provides the song's Other repeated images, such as wntinued from page 9 punchy rhythmic backdrop. · wntinued from page 9 ."Talk about that Loye" verifies "Love and Death" mixes a desert desert scenes, cowboy hats and program's consideration each year. pottery. come from the Southwest · · Vallee, who describes Y-NOT as that keyboardist Darryl Joyner's scene, a heart, the same bullet Cigure furious fingers and backup vocals from "Niagara" and many other "I spend a lot of time in the "an urban dance band," said his S·outhwest landscape, so I'm company heard "a lot of good things are essential to the band's balance. objects. This funky tune, as well as the Repetition of images is influenced by it," Ecker explains. about [Y -NOT] through media and Images of crystals, pyramids and club owners." entire album. has the potential to characteristic of Ecker. especially in please college-radio and pop charts. such watercolors. eyes, commonly symbols of power, After two years of packed spirituality and healing, are also found performances at The Stone Balloon, In contrast to the EP' s other The bullet forms in his works are spirited tracks, however, "Dare" derived from "an object that comes throughout his work. one of the band's favorite venues, Chapp, who became aware of many students are already familiar sounds insincere and half-hearted. from a computer template for writing The ballad incorporates a soprano computer programs," he says. Ecker's work. through many with Y-NOT's style. But pinpointing competitive shows, says, "All of his the group's specific musical identity saxophone - presumably to force "I picked one up at a garage sale. I some kind of sweetness which just don't know how one is used in a works are on a very small scale, and I is difficult to do since Y-NOT draws was attracted to their texture and from a spectrum of musical genres isn't convincing. computer program." he says, "but it is Former guitarist Marco Riva and shaped like a bullet or a bomb." pristine quality. that include jazz, blues and funk. "The images in his works ar•· "We've created something new," Mill er both seemed cramped in this Ecker explains that he created cut, perhaps wanting to return to a many of his works during the Gulf juxtaposed and disparate elements are said lead vocalist and rhythm put together for an interesting way of guitarist Paul Lewis. "The musical more potent rock.'n'roll, while Lewis War, so the shape of thi s object merely frolics through a garden of seemed appropriate to add to his talking about things. The works talk diversity is what makes us different for themselves." ' and keeps our music fresh. " flowery lyrics. pieces. This freshness was first packaged Today, lead guitarist Mike on Y-NOT: The EP, an eight-song Sheppard, who replace d Riva in studio delivery released in August. December, provides a riveting Praised by critics and the band' s quality to the band's performance. fanatically loyal followers, this mini During a recent live show, album acts as a preview for Y Sheppard spiced up Riva's "E.A.P." NOT's upcoming national debut. (a tribute to Edgar Allan Poe) by bringing a matured intensity to the And despite a few stumbles and Pamela Wray De Stefano '· quirks, this EP does foreshadow a song, helping its quivering climax to Paul Lewis, lead vocalist of Y-NOT, believes that the group's music promising full-length LP. never come down. can be both fun and thought-provoking. The EP immediately takes off Although the band said they enjoy having fun , Wallace said it 's with the first cut. "World So Afraid," provokihg and have some fun ." predicts that February's release which is cunningly disguised as a important for Y- NOT to think of themselves as a business. He added Sheppard, a former soccer player should overwhelm the EP. love song. who said he chose to give up all "A Thrilled Voice is going to be The song's message, delivered that playing in a band is similar to any other job; Y-NOT members are contact sports for the · sake of hi s thrilling," he said, adding that to powerfully by Lewis, actually guitar-playing hands , agrees with those already familiar with the concerns Y-NOT's interpretation of paid salaries and receive health and dental plans. Lewi s' summation of the group's Y- NOT sound, some unexpected the 45-year long Cold War between philosophy. surprises will be in store. the United States and the now But these reality checks don't keep the band from conveying an "If it wasn't fun, too, we wouldn 't Lewis said A Thrilled Voice is dissolved Soviet Union. be doing it," Sheppard added. just the beginning of Y-NOT's quest "Let It Go" not only warns of the important message to the Y-NOT audience. Marquis Records' Vice President for success. perils of heroin abuse, but also gives Stilson Greene, who said all 4,000 "I'd like the whole world to listen Steve Wallace the opportunity to "You can use your brain," Lewis Pamelil Wray De St.n.M.. said. "You can be thou~ht· copies of the EP sold immediately, to our band." Robert Ecker's watercolor titled "Ditch." "Bed Of Thorns," the album:s University graduate Brian Reed "Delaware is the hardest second track, features the fancy attributes the band's huge partying place that we play, Spaz Outriders fingerwork of guitarists Arms and Nerds midweek crowd to their style. adds. Chielli and blatantly recalls Richie "(The Nerds] play songs that "(The Balloon) is the craziest Sambora and Jon Bon Jovi's students want to hear." Reed said. club around." wntinued from page 9 chilling dual guitar play ~n continued from page 9 "They are the type of band Although The Nerds are content come out in full force on "You "Wanted Dead Or Alive." "We also got a picture of the you' II come to see on a with where they are right now in If Distant Train has one Virgin Mary with a frame made of Wednesday even when you have their career, they want to write Don't Know," with Steve Achenbach taking on the double weakness. it's that its lyrics are far pasta about a year ago." to work at 8 a.m. the next day." and record original material in the too depressing than the music that Felix said he's "sick of seeing The four-man band concentrates future. duties of harmonica and organ. These guys certainly don ' t need If The Outriders prove anything they're set to. Every song is abou' other bands trying to look so cool on mostly late 1960s to early '70s "We do plan to release our own any Paula Abdul-style echo a guy losing his job, his woman or that they've got their heads stuck rock music, including covers of stuff in a few years, but for now on this track - and throughout machines to improve their voices. Distant Train overall - it's that his beer. up their asses." songs by such artists as Billy Joel, we ' d like to keep it really Featuring the voices of Sometimes, the somber tones Biff Grimley, the band's Queen and The Rolling Stones. underground, Spaz said . fiddles and organs can work just as Achenbach, Arms and guitarist well as synthesizers as long as you rival a Randy Travis record. drummer, has a different Their rendition of "Born to Be "Right now we ' re having fun James Chielli, the driving Maybe The Outriders could perspective about the Nexxus Gel Wild" boasts Biff's precise just playing together. That's more make them rock. harmonies of "Hands Of Time" are Musically, "You Don't Know" lighten things up by writina about conglomerated spike that percussion, while Spaz and lead important than anything else." what separates The Outriders from a guy losing his virginity. protrudes from his forehead. guitarist Stretch Fabric jump in To the crowd of delirious Nerd has a sound very similar to that the boys. popularized by The Hooters, Distant Train is a strong debut "If you're going to look like pogo-stick-style circles around faithfuls who religiously attend Also impressive is Arms' twin album, but as with most recordinp this, you better have something one another. the band' s Stone Balloon gigs, another Pennsylvania band. brother Dave who plays a riveting from local ban~s. it might be touah Felix the Guy offers a final "Hands Of Time," the band's special about your act," he said. Spaz said he credits their bass. Drummer Larry Lorino also to find. "We think we've got that." especially wild Newark comment. catchy first single, highlights keeps the music moving along with another of the group's strengths "The nature of the economy bu Apparently, they're not the only performances to the audience's "Don't throw beer at the a hard and driving backbeat. made it difficult to get the album ones. "total insanity." keyboard player." fantastic vocal range. 10 o THE REVIEW o February 7, 1992 Eric Simon MOVIE TIMES Top five movies for the week - Rebecca De Mornay gives Glenn the streets of Harlem. Showtlmes: continues his year of winning 12:40,2:45,4:50, 7:05,9:45. ending Jan. 31 performances with Barbra Streisand's Close a run for her money with a adaptation of Pat Conroy's book about chilling performance as the Mary Poppins from hell in this cardiac arrest Bugsy (R) - Barry Levinson's real life ll The Hand That Rocks The Cradle a troubled high school football coach portrayal of las Vegas creator ($11 iW million for the week) from the South who travels to New thriller about a somewhat different adventure in babysitting. Benjamin "Don't Call N\e Bugsy'' 2) Juice ($8.09 million) York to see his suicidal sister's shrink Showtimes: Fri.- 5:45, 8, 10:30. Sat. Siegel with Warren Beatty turning in 3) Hook ($6.85 million) played by Streisand. Try saying that an Oscar-caliber performance in the 4) Freejack ($6.74 million) five times fast. Showtimes: Fri. - - 1 :30, 5:45, 8, 10:30. Sun. - 1 :30, 5:45,8. title role. Showtimes: 1:10, 4:10, 5) Father of the Bride ($6.40 million) 4:15,7:15,10. Sat. -1:15,4:15, 7:50,9:45. $tand-up 7:15, 10. Sun. -1:15, 4:15, 7:15. Chr~naMall Chestnut ~ill l-9sa/{Route 7 (368-9600) Chestnut Hf Plaza, Newark (737-7959) JFK (R) -Oliver Stone's present-day romedians Rush· (R) - Jennifer Jason leigh and documentary questioning the Warren Fried Green Tomatoes (PG-13) Jason Patrie, two of filmdom's most Love Crimes (R)- Sean 'Why can't I Commission's explanation of Buffalo f.uk up sitcoms underrated actors, turn in strong be the Catwoman" Young and Patrick Bill's quarterback Jim F. Kelly's - Two of Hollywood's hottest triple performances as Texas narcs who get "No, dammit, I'm not Kevin Kline" : ~ 'Ladies and gentleman, you may lackluster performance in Super Bowl named actresses, Mary Stuart a little too involved in their work. Bergen .star in this !hriller ~ut sexual XXVI. Showtimes: 12:30, 4:15,8. hAve seen this very funny fellow on Masterson and Mary-Louise Parker, Showtimes: 4:30,9:30. obsess1on. Showttmes: Frt. --"' 6, 8, "j...ate Night with David Letterman" team up in this Southern murder 10. Sat.- 2, 6, 8, 10. Sun. -2,·6, 8. Hook (PG)- Showtimes: 12:4!), 3:40, or :on his own HBO special. Would mystery set in the 1930s. Showtimes: Cinema Center 7, 9:50. yi>u please give a big hand for ...." Fn.- 4:30, 7:15, 10. Sat.- 1:45, Newark Shopping Center (737-3720) Shining Through (R) - World War II : :It's happened. American 4:30, 7:15, 10. Sun. - 1:45, 4:30, drama starring Michael Douglas as a tefevision has overdosed on stand Kuffs (PG-13) -Christian Slater's crash 7:15. Hook (PG) - Steven Spielberg's lawyer and Melanie Griffith as his half course in Eyebrow Cocking 101. For the u{>:comedians. sometimes preachy but often Jewish secretary who goes from : •Everywhere you look these days, seven dollar class fee, you also get a Father of the Bride (PG) - The entertaining story of the boy who dictation to dictators when she is copy of "You Too Can Sound like The t~ey're coming out like rabies harrowing lale based on the true story wouldn't grow up. Dazzling sets and transformed overnight into a secret rroden rats in the New York City Joker." Showtimes: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, of liz Taytor's dad rolling over in his special effects. Showtimes: Fri. - 5, agent who spies on the Nazis. 7:15, 9:30. sewers. grave when Satan sent h1m visions of 7. Sat. -1, 3, 5, 7. Sun. - 1, 3, 5, 7. Showtimes: Fri.- 5, 7:30, 10:30. Sat. • :And comedians on TV shows Michael jackson walking his blushing - 1:30, 5, 7:30, 10:30. Sun. - 1:30, Shining Through (R) - Showtimes: 1, ~ve become as about cliched as the Freejack (R) - Young Gun Emilio daughter down the aisle. Showtimes: 5, 7:30. 3:50, 7, 9:45. prOverbial fatjoke. Fri. - 5, 7:30, 9:45. Sat - 2, 5, 7:30, Estevez leaves the six-snooter behind ; ·Each of the three major networks as he heads to the year 2009 as 9:45. Sun. - 2, 5, 7:30. a Qnemark Movies 10 Freejack (R)- Showtimes: 7:10, 9:35. ; ' ABC. NBC and CBS - have racecar driver in this futuristic Blade First State Plaza Shopping Center (994- attempted (some more successfully Grand Canyon (R) - The cast from Runner wanna-be. Mick Jagger comes 7075) Final Analysis (R) - Psychological tlian others) to tum a former stand along for the ride as a bounty hunter The Big Chill takes a trip to the Grand thriller starring Richard Cere as a $ comedian into a heavyweight Canyon and rescues the Brady Bunch hireo to track down Estevez. The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (R) Jliings champ, in most cases the Unfortunately for Mick, plastic surgery - On two screens. Showtimes: 1 :20, psychiatrist who gets involved with his who never found their way out of the patient's sister played by Kim Basinger. efl)phasis being on heavyweight (fat has not advanced very far in the 21st 1 :40, 4, 4:20, 7:30, 7:40, 9:55, 1 0:05. big hole. Als~ stars ~nn B. Davis as Showtimes: 1, 3:40, 7:20, 10. jo~e #1). Ahce. Showbmes: Fn. - 4, 7, 9:45. c~ntury . Tif!le is definitely not on his ~ '!Jf course, I'm not saying that Sat -1, 4, 7, 9:45.- Sun. -1, 4, 7_ s1de. Showt1mes: 9, 11. Juice (R) - late~t inner-city drama tliits is a new idea (remember Robin with a body count. This one centers -Compiled by Eric Simon Vfilliams as Mork?), it has just The Prince of Tides (R) - Nick Nolte The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (R) around four youths coming of age in re~ched a level of obscene al>undance and enormous plaponions. : :Speaking of enormous pr¢portions (fat joke #2), Roseanne ..•· J{arr-nold currently has her self tt\Ced show riding atop the Nielsen llOtse (definite potential for fat joke #3) . As soon as she hit number one, ·' b!>th NBC and CBS kicked in with •'' their versions. : ;NBC's "Seinfeld," possibly the l>Cst show on television, all but died .,. ilj :its first season before network bosses realized they had a potential hit on their hands and resurrected it. ::Jerry Seinfeld has proved that the best comedy is found in life itself, .. cte:voting entire episodes to ~l situations like "Jerry can't find his CllT in a parking garage" or "Jerry waits forever to be seated at a Chinese restaurant." ..-· :·It's a TV ·Guide plot .. summarizer's wet dream. CBS 's "Lenny," however, had ·' !Ioublc coming out of the gate and ended up falling flat on its face. Apparently, America was only ready for one overweight, blue The most reusable piece ofplastic on campus. collar comedian, and Lenny Clarke wasn't it. ABC itself has tried to repeat its own success by giving former s.tand-up comic Tim Allen the Slarring role in the family sitcom "!lome Improvement." Allen seems to have enough charisma to keep this sludge swi mmi.ng in Nielsen's Top 10, but it. probably won't stay there very long . The AT&T Calling Card will never go to waste. You can use it to maKe a call from almost . ,ABC has also had moderate success with the neurotic, black t:Jad Richard Lewis on "Anything B,ut Love." Unfortunately, since Hannah and Marty did the nasty, it's be~ome more like "Anything But Ratings." •, Meanwhile, HBO, VH-1, MTV, Fctx. A&E and that waste of tube sp:ace Comedy Central all have anywhere to anywhere. 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Indispensable. c'ontinues at the rate it's going, the yuk well is going to run as dry as a tailgate at a Delaware football ·. game . . So if you've still got a craving f.9'r chuck les, take plenty of "S.einfeld," watch Letterman nightly and call me in the morning. Get an AT&T Calling Card today. CaUl 800 654-0471 Ext. 9728. "Thank: you. Thanks so much. AT&T· You've been a wonderful audience." •~~~~;"loU! SJO _,h o1 AT&T Long O.starce caMs w•lh )'OUr AT&T Cord per QUo•lcr Calls c!Mlrod by spectal AT&r P'"'ng plen s are nol•ncluded Eric Simon is the usist•nt entertaln~ent editor of The Review. r l j February 7, 1992 • THE REVIEW • 11 Beverly Hills College students discuss the allure of the 7V show that's meant for teens By Eric Simon One by one, collegians left that familiar drama in Newark. be leading my life," he says. "Then I do the swnmer, ''90210" decided to broadcast all Alsistanl Entertainment Editor Boston pub where everybody knew their "Just as '90210' centers on cliched post opposite to have a good time." new episodes to entice viewers who had It all started two years ago on one name, jetting out to the West Coast to hang pubescent problems. our production sought He adds, "These 24-year-olds have been never seen the show to tune in. fateful Thursday night with two pairs of with Brenda, Brandon, Dylan, Kelly, Steve that sarre thirst and intensity." juniors in high school for almost three It worked. cleanly cut sideburns. and even Donna - better known as the In the show, Neuberger plays the James years. Maybe their biggest worry shouldn't As a result of the extra episodes, the Pre-teen girls shrieked with delight. "in" crowd of"Beverly Hills 90210." Dean-like character of Dylan. be teen pregJWlCy. alcoholism or AIDS - show rocketed to the top 10 of the Nielsen wondering if they had a Dylan or Brandon "The issues they cover may not be "Instead of being the bleeding heart that it should be graduating." ladder, even beating "Cheers" in several in their immediate future. realistic, but they are definitely fun to always gives in to Brenda, my Dylan is a Gabrielle Carteris, who plays the states. The rest is history. High schoolers swooned in anticipation, watch," s.ays Renee Hornick (AS SR), who complete and unadulterated male scurn," intellectual Andrea, is actually 31 years Allison Berenson (AS SR) describes trying to guess what part of his heavenly watches the Fox network show regularly. he says. old, and the rest of the cast members. are how she got hooked by the Beverly bait. body Dylan would shave next. "It's a teen-age idealistic," She s.ays. "It A "Cheers" fan for more than 10 years, rumored to be in their mid-twenties, "At camp last summer, my sixth graders Tired and worn "New Kids" Donnie reminds me of when I was in high school." Neuberger does not actually skip the though they won't release their older-than watched it, and they got me into it," she and Jordan were recycled and replaced Hornick says the show succeeds Boston-based show, but rather tunes in to high school ages. says. overnight by newer and better kids Luke because it glorifies a life most high ''90210" at 9:30 p.m., after "Cheers" is When the show debuted in 1990, airing ''They watched it for the issues and for and Jason. schoolers dream of and many college over. opposite the No. 1-rated "Cheers," it Brandon's eyes," says Berenson. "I could Everything was going exactly as students wish they had. ''That's what's so great about the so seemed doomed to wind up in the can with care less about the issues. I watch it for planned, and then something interesting Ted Neuberger (AS SR) also finds called drama," he says. "The plots are so "Charlie Hoover," "Babes," "Drexell's Brandon's eyes." • and unexpected happened. himself watching the show Thursday simplistic that you can miss a half hour of Class" and all of Fox 's other ratings Berenson says, like all teenybopper College students were bitten by the evenings, but for different reasons. it and still know exactly what's going on." "winners." fads, this one will fade in time. trendy zi~code bug. Unlike the flu that's "I like to make fun of them," says Steve Sanders (BE SR), who shares his The ''90210" cast was a bunch of all but Still, the time of "Beverly Hills 90210" been floating around Delaware, there was Neuberger. a communication major who name with a flaxen-haired character on the unknowns, and its ratings were nothing to is now, and teenyboppers aren't the only no vaccine for this virus. recently spoofed the show in his TV show, says ''90210" is "so melodramatic put up on Mom's refrigerator. ones watching. Troubled pool shark and reformed production class with a project called that it's laughable." Still, the people behind the Aaron Though shaved eyebrows and long alcoholic Dylan McKay replaced one-time "Newark 19716." In addition to the overacting, Sanders Spelling production believed they had bangs may not fmd their way into Newark Red Sox reliever and reformed alcoholic ''The show was intended to be a satire," also finds humor in the fact that, in the end, something there. fashion, Fox's foxes have definitely Sam Malone as Stud Meister of the boob he says. "We wanted to spoof the show's the characters always do the right thing. Then, they found the answer. While all acquired a trendy loyalty from this college tube. characters while putting the focus of the "I watch the show to see how I should the other shows went on hiatus during the crowd. prove that he isn't·just another pretty face playing the bass. Y-NOT Wallace, together with drummer Animistic art exhibit Stephen Miller, provides the song's Other repeated images, such as continued from page 9 punchy rhythmic backdrop. · continued from page 9 ."Talk about that Loye" verifies "Love and Death" mixes a desert desert scenes. cowboy hats and program's consideration each year. pottery. come from the Southwesl Vallee, who describes Y-NOT as that keyboardist Darryl Joyner's scene, a heart, the same bullet figure furious fingers and backup vocals from "Niagara" and many other "I spend a lot of time in the "an urban dance band," said his Southwest landscape, so I'm company heard "a lot of good things are essential to the band's balance. objects. This funky tune, as well as the Repetition of images is influenced by it," Ecker explains. about (Y-NOT) through media and Images of crystals, pyramids and club owners." entire album, has the potential to characteristic of Ecker, especially in please college-radio and pop charts. such watercolors. eyes, commonly symbols of power, After two years of packed spiriruality and healing, are also found performances at The Stone Balloon, In contrast to the EP' s other The bullet forms in his works are spirited tracks, however, "Dare" derived from "an object that comes throughout his work. one of the band's favorite venues, Chapp, who became aware of many students are already familiar sounds insincere and half-hearted. from a computer template for writing The ballad incorporates a soprano computer programs," he says. Ecker's work through many withY-NOT's style. But pinpointing competitive shows, says, "All of his the group's specific musical identity saxophone- presumably to force "I picked one up at a garage sale. I some kind of sweetness which just don't know how one is used in a works are on a very small scale, and I is difficult to do since Y-NOT draws was attracted to their texture and from a speclnlm of musical genres isn't convincing. computer program," he s.ays, "but it is Former guitarist Marco Riva and shaped like a bullet or a bomb." pristine quality. that include jazz, blues and funk. "The images in his works are· "We' ve created something new," Miller both seemed cramped in this Ecker explains that he created cut, perhaps wanting to return to a many of his works during the Gulf juxtaposed and disparate elements are said lead vocalist and rhythm put together for an interesting way of guitarist Paul Lewis. "The musical more potent rock'n'roll, while Lewis War, so the shape of this object merely frolics through a garden of seemed appropriate to add to his talking about things. The worlcs talk diversity is what makes us different for themselves." · and k-eeps our music fresh." flowery lyrics. pitX:CS. This freshness was first packaged Today. lead guitarist Mike on Y-NOT: Tbe EP, an eight-song Sheppard, who replaced Ri va in studio delivery released in August. December, provides a riveting Praised by critics and the band's quality to the band's performance. fanatically loyal followers, this mini During a recent live show, album acts as a preview for Y Sheppard spiced up Riva' s "E.A.P." NOT's upcoming national debut. (a tribute to Edgar Allan Poe) by And despite a few stumbles and bringing a matured intensity to the Pamela Wray De Stefano quirks. this EP does foreshadow a song, helping its quivering climax to Paul Lewis, lead vocalist of Y-NOT, believes that the group's music promising full-leng•;h LP. neve: come down. can be both fun and thought-provoking. The EP immediately takes off Although the band said they with the first cut, "World So Afraid," enjoy having fun, Wallace said it's important for Y - NOT to think of provokfng and have some fun ." predicts that February's release which is cunningly disguised as a Sheppard, a former soccer player should overwhelm the EP. love song. themselves as a business. He added that playing in a band is similar to who said he chose to give up all "A Thrilled Voice is going to be The song's message, delivered contact sports for the sake of his thrilling," he said, adding that to powerfully by Lewis, actually any other job; Y-NOT members are paid salaries and receive health and guitar-playing hands, agrees with those already familiar with the concerns Y-NOT's interpretation of Lewis' summation of the group's Y - NOT sound, some unexpected the 45-year long Cold War between dental plans. But these reality checks don't philosophy. surprises will be in store. the United States and the now "If it wasn' t fun, too, we wouldn't Lewis said A Thrilled Voice is dissolved Soviet Union. keep the band from conveying an important message to the Y-NOT be doing it," Sheppard added. just the beginning of Y-NOT's quest "Let It Go" not only warns of the Marquis Records' Vice President for success. perils of heroin abuse, but also gives audience. "You can use your brain," Lewis Stilson Greene, who said all 4,000 "I'd like the whole world to listen Pllllda Writ'( De Stllflno Steve Wallace the opportunity to to our band." said. "You can be thouJ~ht- copies of the EP sold immediately, Robert Ecker's watercolor titled "Ditch." "Bed Of Thorns," the album's University graduate Brian Reed "Delaware is the hardest second track, features lhe fancy attributes the band's huge partying place that we play. Spaz Outriders fingerwork of guitarists Arms and Nerds midweek crowd to their style. adds. Chielli and blatantly recalls Richie "(The Nerds) play songs that "(The Balloon) is the craziest continued from page 9 Sam bora and Jon Bon Jovi' s students want to hear," Reed said. club around." chilling dual guitar play on continued from page 9 "They are the type of band Although The Nerds are content come out in full force on "You "Wanted Dead Or Alive." "We also got a picture of the you' II come to see on a with where they are right now in If Distant Traia has one · Virgin Mary with a frame made of Wednesday even when yau have their career, they want to write Don't Know," with Steve Achenbach taking on the double weakness. it's that its lyrics are far · pasta about a year ago." to work at 8 a.m. the next day." and record original material in the too depressing than the music tbat Felix said he's "sick of seeing The four-man band concentrates future. duties of harmonica and organ. These guys certainly don't need If The Outriders prove anything they're set to. Every song is abou• other bands trying to look so cool on mostly late 1960s to early '70s "We do plan to release our own any Paula Abdul-style echo a guy losing his job, his woman or that they've got their heads stuck rock music. including covers of stuff in a few years. but for now on this track - and throughout machines to improve their voices. Distant Train overall - it's that his beer. up their asses." songs by such artists as Billy Joel. we'd like to keep it really Featuring the voices of Sometimes, the somber tones Biff Grimley. the band's Queen and The Rolling Stones. underground, Spaz said. fiddles and organs can work just as Achenbach, Arms and guitarist well as synthesizers as long as you rival a Randy Travis record. drummer, has a different Their rendition of "Born to Be "Right now we're having fun James Chielll, the driving Maybe The Outriders could perspective about the Nexxus Gel Wild" boasts Biff's precise just playing together. That's more make them rock. harmonies of ..Hands Of Time" are Musically, "You Don't Know" lighten things up by writing about conalomerated spike that percussion, while Spaz and lead important than anything else." what separates The Outriders from a guy losing his virginity. protrudes from his forehead. guitarist Stretch Fabric jump in To the crowd of delirious Nerd has a sound very similar to that the boys. popularized by The Hooters. Distant Train is a strona debut .. If you're going to look like pogo-stick-style circles around faithfuls who religiously attend Also impressive is Arms' twin album, but as with most recordinJs the band's Stone Balloon gigs, another Pennsylvania band. this, you better have somethin& one another. brother Dave who plays a riveting from local ban.ds, it might be touab Felix the Guy offc.rs a final "Hands Of Time," the band's special about your act," he said. Spaz said he credits their bass. Drummer Lany Lorino also to find. "We think we've got that." especially wild Newark comment. catchy first single, highlights keeps the music movin& along with another of the group's strengths - "The nature of the economy bu Apparently, they're not the only performances to the audience's "Don't throw beer at the a hard and drivina bacltbeat. made it difficult to act the album ones. "total insanity." keyboard player." fantastic vocal range. 12 • THE REVIEW • February 7, 1992 Clal&llledl ore Tueodr;o It 3 p.m. lor f~~ i11uft and fridays II 3 p.m. lor Tuesdly IMie. The fiBI The Review 1o wonk are S2 lor J!udenli with 10 and 10 ceres pe< word thefNtt.r. RBI 10 ...... are S5 for non. Student Center B-1 iludenU and 30 cenu pet WOld t'*att.r. Newark, DE 19716 CLASSIFIEDS Border) Group leader discounts. ~reak. ~ .' For 2, total Is $400. Call Darrell 456· Roommate needed ASAP. Own room. Immediately! Send Long S.A.S. Erwlp.: Cmp PERSONALS 92. cal Ski Travel Unlimited 1-800-908-Si 0 N L Y TWO H 0 U R S TO SPRING BREAK. 1 $589.oo Bmnuda Collogr Wrr~ 7 nigh ts, air/land inclurivf. lnfonnation avcilable on-campuJ ar Perltins Studrnt Crni After you hit the boolls, it's time to hit the beach. Time for a fret boat party, a free mystery party, frte beach parties, plus swimming, sports, mopeds and more. All less than two hours from the East Coast. Bermuda. So incredible, they named a triangle after it. Not to mention a style of shorts. B E R M u D A ( I SPORTS Febru.uy 7, 1992 • THE REVIEW • 13 Men keep rolling on road Streaking To The Top A look at Delaware's current nine-game Hens improve NAC record to 6-0 with two weekend wins winning streak. By Dan B. Levine Delaware also received a vote in the game was ultimately decided. (Home teams in bold) ~fdi101 latest USA/CNN Top 25 Basketball Junior center Spencer Dunkley and Road games. Poll for its current success. senior center Denard Montgomery Larry, Magic, For most sports teams, professional "The biggest thing is that we' re provided the Hens with 28 points and or collegiate, road games provide playing together," said freshman point 23 rebounds in the paint. Date Outcome ..~ problems. guard Brian Pearl. "No one's worried Montgomery scored 18 and added please just Instead of playing in familiar about who scores what. It's that we nine rebounds, while Dunkley pulled Jan. 7 Delaware 103 UMBC 101 O.T. settings, teams must adjust to new play together as a team." down 14 boards and scored 10 points Jan. 11 Delaware 90 Towson State 69 say NO!!!! sights quickly, contend with hostile Pearl played a huge role in to lead Delaware to a 50-39 edge in fans and deal with the grueling aspect Saturday's win as he sank eight rebounding. jan. 17 Delaware 89 New Hampshire 74 of travel. straight free throws in the final one The Hens defense continued to "We don 'I need another hero." The Delaware men's basketball minute and 12 seconds as Delaware impress in the two games as they held Jan. 19 Delaware 80 Maine 67 ··_.," -Tina Turner team, however, continued its mastery held off the Catamounts late rally. Vermont to 32 percent shooting on jan. 24 Delaware 93 Boston University 57 of the road last weekend as the Hens The freshman, who is second in the Saturday and Hartford to 36 percent These are the doldrums of the defeated two North Atlantic NAC in free throw shooting (82.3 shooting on Sunday. Jan. 25 Delaware 65 Northeastern 63 winter months; no football and no Conference rivals to improve their percent), finished with a game high 21 Not bad for a veteran team that won baseball, just meaningless hockey road record to 10-1 for the season. points and added three assists and four only six road games in the last two Jan. 28 Delaware 66 Brooklyn College 51 and basketball that commands a Delaware's 68-60 win over the rebounds. seasons. Feb. 1 Delaware 68 Vermont 60 true sports fan's empty life. University of Vermont Saturday, and The Hens dominated Vermont off 'The players are two years older, a The fan is subjected to a 75-65 victory over the University of the glass by posting a 54-35 lot more mature and are better Feb.2 Delaware 75 Hartford 65 television viewing period of total Hartford Sunday, tied the school advantage, including a 22-14 margin players," said Delaware coach Steve ennui, in which the only true record for road wins set in 1952-53. on the offensive glass. Steinwedel. entertainment is the Mike Tyson With the victories, the Hens ( 16-3 Sunday's game saw Delaware's Tomorrow the Hens return to (you The Hens aim to tie a school record for consecutive trial and which former star athlete overall, 6-0 NAC) also increased their smothering interior defense contain guessed it!) the road as they battle is attempting yet another current winning streak to nine games, Hawks' high scoring center Vinnie former East Coast Conference rival wins tomorrow at Drexel. comeback. which is currently the third longest in Baker. Though Baker scored 28 points, Drexel University in a key NAC game Last year, America was intently the nation. many of those baskets came after the at 2:00p.m .. listening about the chances of Hall-of-Farner, former Baltimore ' I Orioles pitcher Jim Palmer making a return to the major Santee's action is leagues at the ripe old age of 45. This week's headlines are decorated with the new adventures of Larry Holmes, the form.er Fantastic for Hens .__-. -' heavyweight champion during the ' ' early 1980s, who fights Ray Mercer, the World Boxing Organization heavyweight Bev Santee adds poise and leadership to hoops ;: ~ champion, tonight in Atlantic City. By Jeff Pearlman "If I'm not going to have Holmes. who almost broke Sports Editor confidence, then why even be out : Rocky Marciano's consecutive What does the ball handling of the there now," she said. "They put me in win streak for heavyweights, is Utah Jazz's John Stockton, the court there, they believe I have the ability. seeking to recapture his youth at sense of Boston's Larry Bird, the I'm trying not to think so much ot:.,' the age of 42. speed of Minnesota's Pooh being a freshman so much as I'm jus( Question: if Holmes were to Richardson and the excitement of trying to think I'm out there as a_ : box that other ageless wonder, Chicago's Michael Jordan equal? player." George Foreman, the original Try freshman Bev Santee, starting Now with Cyborski healthy, il Burger King, could the promoters guard for the Delaware women's would be normal for Santee to be call the match-up The Battle of basketball team. looking over her shoulder in fear of the Ages? "I look at a lot of players and try to losing the starting spot. · If not that how about The pick up different things that I feel fit But that's not her style. Gerilol in Nepal, kind of like into my game from different people," "I'm not looking at it like I can't. Thrilla in Manila. said Santee. make a mistake," Santee said. "If. ' Oooh, and another thriller to "1 like Michael Jordan and his Linda is in there than that's fine come at sports fans soon is the moves. I like Larry Bird and his because Linda is good too and she Doctor J, Julius Erving- Kareem moves. But I really don't pick just one deserves it. I'm not worrying about : Abdul-Jabbar one-on-one match person and try to model my whole anyone else. I just have to believe in ' 9f stars past their heyday heading game after him," she said. myself." into a personal payday with a $1 Santee, who came to the Hens as a More than believing in herself; : million bounty on the line. highly recruited USA Today All Santee insists that the team took a bi.g: : Is it fair to see two of the America honorable mention selection step in believing in themselves aft&- .: NBA's greatest players slip from out of Northampton (Pa.) High last Friday's game against tlJ.:e:: the veil of respectability and into School, surprised herself by starting nationally ranked University ot. the cloak of greed? every game for Delaware this season. Vermont, a contest they were winnink : Isn't it just better to remember "I worked hard over the summer, at halftime before falling 82-68. ~ ~ : these people in the their prime came to practice in shape and things "At halftime we were feelinj: with dignity then in old age with just fell into place," Santee said. great," she said. "We could beat· disgracl!? "Linda (Cyborski) was o:.rt with a anybody if we played the second halfo~ Think about it. Future Hall-of bone spur and I had a chance." just like we played the first half. Tha;: Farner and former Philadelphia Santee has more than taken first half just showed us what kind o! • Phillies pitcher Steve Carlton advantage of the opportunity. Despite ball we really are capable of playing.!•: ~ bounced around from the Phillies, averaging only 5.1 points per game, With Delaware playing what: to the San Francisco Giants, to the the five-foot, nine-inch freshman has Santee calls "the best basketball of ilie- ~ Chicago White Sox, to the given the Hens a new element. season," she insists a North Atlant{C ~ tleveland Indians and the "Bev gives us good size at both Conference championship is within, Minnesota Twins all .within a two· guard positions," said Delaware coach reach. : < year period from 1986-1987. Joyce Perry. "At the point she plays "Anything is possible, and I ju&; : Who is next? Bobby Clarke? good defense, runs the offense think if we keep our spirits up, clie)t;~ Joe Theisman? Willie Stargell? effectively and distributes the ball together as a team like a famil~:~ Who is going to be the next fool Maximillian Gretsch well. She's a good all around athlete." believe in each other and wor~ in pro sports? Freshman guard Bev Santee has started every game for the women's basketball team this season. The Even though Santee had doubts together as a team, I think (an NA~ . But the biggest shame of all early in the season. her confidl!nce is championship) will happen. I real~ ~ comebacks would be if Magic freshman from Northampton, Pa., is averaging 5.1 points and 2.4 assists per game for Delaware. currently at a zenith. do." • Johnson were to return to the Los ... ~ Angeles Lakers. .. ,' Johnson, who retired Nov. 7, 1991 after testing posit! ve for HIV, the virus that causes the Oh Brother! AIDS disease, announced he would fully devote his time to AIDS awareness and become a spokesman for it. ·Twins john and lee Brannon bolster Delaware track squad But ever since his retirement, By Jason Sean Garber John on the other hand began his conference," John, said. Johnson has intimated a number of track career as a freshman, because Conversely, Lee said, "I'd like to times he will not rule out coming Sports Editor Having siblings play the same he didn't think he would make the qualify for the IC4A's (the top east back to the Lakers for the sport happens occasionally, but school's soccer team. coast collegiate regional meet) open playoffs, the United States brothers playing on the same team is "I thought I would be cut, so I 800 this winter and in spring." Olympic Basketball Team and the even less likely, unless you are some decided what the hell, I' II try running Although Lee hopes to qualify in NBA All-Star Game. of the six Sutter brothers that played and l kept improving," John said. the open 800-meter for the IC4A,last The fans as a special honor to together in the National Hockey In their short career at Delaware, weekend he help clinch a spot at the Magic voted him into the All-Star 1C4A's, in the 4x800-meter event League. the Brannons have already set game and he has accepted the But the Delaware track team has several Delaware indoor and outdoor with senior Marc Washington and invitation to play. its own set of siblings- Newark team records and have threatened to sophomores Allen Wat and Steve It is understandable if he runs twins John and Lee Brannon. capture others. Argentiero. up and down the court for maybe Surprisingly, these sophomores are as Lee, who runs the 4x800-meter In addition, Lee is also five minutes and then leaves to a different as brothers get. relay and the open 800-meter run, participating in today's Millrose standing ovation; but Magic is For some siblings it could be was part of last year's unit that set Games, for which John is an talking about playing 20 to 25 sentimental to have a brother on the the indoor and outdoor freshman alternate. minutes and doing whatever coach same team, John and Lee see it 4x800-meter record at eight minutes, For some brothers, there might be Don Nelson wants him to do. friction while playing sports, but for differently. four seconds and 23 hundredths and Let's hope that Magic comes to "He's just another teammate. • 7:55.9 respectively. the Brannons, it does not exist. his senses and realizes he cannot another guy out there running," said John, also a member of the record "I don't know how it is between go home again; he Is retired and Lee, a hotel and restaurant setting teams, is a 1.500-meter most brothers, but there isn't much should not play. management major, of his twin. "I runner, who almost set the freshman competition between us," John said. Even the doctors warned him of like to have him on the team because 1,500-meter school record last year, "If I'm in_ the same race, 1 want to the stress basketball will have on win not just because he's my brother. he's a good runner." . falling 21 hundredths short of the his weakened body. That is why John, an agricultural bustness record time of 4:01 .23. but because it is my race." he retired on Nov. 1 and should major said, "He is pretty much like ''They are a part of a very talented The Brannons do agree on one stay retired. everyone else. I don't think of him as sophomore class," said Delaware thing, however: their desire to win. Magic was a great player and a brother, but a teammate." men's track and field coach Jim "I don't know what I'd do without Olarlesf~ I America loved watchin& him play. Owlel Farley Even though botli may have Fischer. "l'hey really work hard and [running). like the competition. I Sophomore Lee Brannon • It will not be the aame If he Sophomore John Brannon started competing in their freshman are good team members. They not like beat.ln& people," John said. (above) competes t.,Uy at chooses to return to the &rind of only help each other, but other "I wouldn't run without meets. It (above) years at Newark High School, they Madison Square Garden In the Is tied for fourth place members on the team." is definitely the competition qai.nst NBA basketball. went about it in different ways. Games. The same to any other athlete on the University of Delawue Even though both hope to qualify other people," Lee Uid. "I like to Mlllrote He Is a · Lee ran cross-country during his member of the 4dCJO.meter : : who Is thlnkina or makina another lll·tlme lilt In the 1,000.meter freshman year and in his junior year for the Nationals some day. there is a beat people; it aives me joy to beat pathetic comeback lltempt. run. He alto Is seventh Ill-time he also ran tr~ck because he wasn't difference in their personal goals. good runners and nmnen who have relay team and also runs for : : "I hope we win [the Nor beaten me before. It is a very Juon Sean Carber is a sports In the 1,Soo-meter run and Is a aood enough to play varsity baseball Delaware's crau-c:aunlry leU! and because John was on the track Atlantic Conference) this year; that is satisfying way to accomplish a with brother John. : • editor of The Review. Mlllrote Games alternate. gruellnJ 800-meter run." team. the big thing- to win the ,, 14 • THE REVIEW • February 7, 1992 Oh Brother••••• Again! Tr~cy brothers, Clint and john, reach swimming success By Brandon Jamison brolhers." he said. said. Assismnt Spom.Editor "They've both got open, upbeat Swimming together is not a new "The brothers are willing 10 work il attitudes towards swimming," said experience for the Tracys. Both were ouL." • Delaware swimming and diving coach four year varsity swimmers for Alexis I. - Public Enemy John Hayman. DuPont high school in Greenville, DE. One is a freshman still learning the "When Clint started rut swimming In the two years they swam together, ropes, the other a seasoned junior who at Delaware, he had a lot of the Tracy's team fmished second in the lcnows what it takes to win. development to do, and he stepped right state championships. One swims face up, the other face up and did it." Hayman said. "He really In additim. the two shared a room at down. came into his own last year. I expect the home. And one will be rooting for the same out of John, who is starting off ''Between high school am home, we other at the North Atlantic Conference better than Clint did." spent almost 24 hours a day together," Championships later this month, Senior captain Pat Mead agrees. said John explaining the brother's cheering him on like ... well, like a "Clint came into his own sophomore camraderie. brother. year, but John has come into his own "They're a lot alike because Clint Those are the only tangible freshman year," said M~ treats John as an equal," said junior differences between brothers John and If John feels 111y pes5\l"e swimming swimmer Bill Rash. who admires the Clint Tracy, teammates on the Delaware in the shadow of his brother, who has Tracy's spirit of brotherhood .. "John men's swimming and diving team. won the ~yard freestyle event seven really looks up to Oint am really pays "Clint is defmitely more of a friend," of 10 times this year, he's not letting on. aacntion to what he says." said John. the freshman who swims the "It's fun swimming with him, he On Feb. 29, however, John will be 100 and 200·yard backstroke. "We really motivates me," John said looking down at Oint as his lrother will always hang out and party together." ''Clint is the definition of a swimmer. vie for the amference championship in "But when he needs to be a big He's always had so much potential as a the 50-yard freestyle. brother, he steps in and tells me when swimmer, and now he's been able to "It bums me rut a little, " Clint said. I'm screwing up," John added. achieve that potential." ''But I understand, because I had to do {Clint, a junior who will be But Clint said John is the one with the same thing when I was a r 4mpeting in the 50 and 100-yard the potential. freshman." ~ I frtestyle in the NAC Championships, "He's got the lxxiy to bade it up. and The bond between the two is all but f eqhoed John's sentiment. "We see each the mental toughness that comes from waterproof, and that may not be such a Pamela Wray De Stefano~ j other as best buddies rather than as growing up with two older brothers," he bad thing after all. Junior Clint Tracy won seven out of 10 races in the 50-yard freestyle event for Delaware this season. : ,..t r r r------~ : On Deck ~ ~iuliano stars at Relays ( Today ~ Freshman Alicia Giuliano Bauer, Lora Maltais and Robyn Scoreboard ~ l aced third in the 3,000 meter Neely, which placed fourth In Men's indoor track and field at Millrose Games, run and junior Stacey Price 33.3; and the 3,20D-meter relay l;lroke her own school record in team of Lynn Degelmann, Mary New York. the shot put to highlight the Caceras, Oppennann and Jill Men's Basketball IJniversity of Delaware men's Riblett. Saturday and women's indoor track and The men were led by senior Delaware 68 Vermont 60 Men's basketball at Drexel, 2:00 p.m. field teams at the Princeton captain Rob Graham, who ~elays last weekend. placed second in the long jump Women's basketball vs. Drexel, 1 :00 p.m. ( Giuliano, who qualified for the with a leap of 23· 7 and qualified Delaware 75 Hartford 65 East Coast Athletic Conference for the IC4A Championships. Sunday Championships in Syracuse, The jump is the seoond longest Women's and Men's indoor track and field N.Y., with her time of nine in school history behind Women's Basketball Q,'li nutes, 57 seconds and 95 Graham's 23·7.51n 1991. Junior hosts the Delaware Invitational, 9:30a.m .. ltlundreths of a second, broke the Randy Lambert also qualified for Vermont 82 Delaware 68 previous record of 10 :05.74 set the IC4A's in the long jump, with by Nori Wilson in 1987. William a leap of 23-2.75 to placed third. Delaware 82 Hartford 65 NAC Men's Basketball ~enn graduate Amy Oppennann The 3,2oo-meter relay team of NAC Women's Basketball ~;>laced fifth in the event, in Allen Wat, Steve Argentiero, Lee Standings Standings 10:19.8. Brannon and Marc Washington Swimming and Diving (as of Feb. 6) (as of Feb. 3) ~ Price placed fourth with her also qualified for the IC4A tecord toss of 42 feet, 8.25 Championships as they placed 1. Delaware 6·0 1. Vermont 7-0 jJ1ches and also qualified for the third in 7:45.88. Men-Villanova 121 Delaware 93 2. Drexel 4-2 2. New Hampshire 6-1 ECAC Championships while In the 55-yard dash, Tlm 3. Maine 4-3 3. Maine 6-2 breaking the previous school Jacobs placed fourth overall with 4. New Hampshire 4-3 a time of 6.51 and Mark Fields Women-Villanova 124 4. Delaware 2-4 mark of 42-8, which she set in 5. Vermont 3-5 1991 . finished seventh in 6.64. 5. Boston University 2-4 : Other winners for Delaware Both teams return to the track Delaware 93 6. Boston University 2-4 6. Hartford 2-6 ,...are the shuttle hurdle relay Sunday at the Field House for 7. Northeastern 1-5 7. Northeastern 1-5 ~am of Karen Johnson, Carol the Delaware Invitational. 8. Hartford 1 -5 8. Drexel 1·5 The Review is no-w accepting applications for Advertising Director and Assistant Advertising Director for the 1992-93 school year. Gain valuable · job experience while still in school. February 7, 1992 • THE REVIEW • 15 Sbarro Cale Restaurant and Bar Become A SCUBA Olver 93 E. MAIN STREET, NEWARK, DE • 731-2100 LEARN TO DIVE Have a Tight Budget? FOR THE EXCITEMENT OF A LIFETIME Friday Nllbt Pizza Party Saturday • Spaghetti Buy one slice of p'zza and wfMeatbaUs Night · get a second alice Buy one plate for $3.99 and get a second plate FREE! FREE! SCUBA CLASS BEGINS: February 16 7 pm-1 am- Friday only 6 pm-9 pm - Saturday only Sign Up Now Class held at Carpenter Sports Building (Not included with any other discount) Standard Low Beer Prices - 64 oz. Pitchers POOL TABLE • PIZZA AVAILABLE TILL CLOSING-2:00A.M. Z PINBALL First State Sports 998-6357 The Quality Difference! RSA VALENTINE REfRIGERATOR RENTALS DISTRIBUTION lr. CARPET SAliS February 14, 1992 Ewing Rm of Student Cente 12:00pm-3:00pm A limited supply of assorted fla rs will REFRIGERATOR RENTALS: CARPET SALES: be available on Valentine's Day. Feb. 10 and 11 Feb. 10- Feb. 12 r·F>r i.c.es ·r ail8e. 'fro· iii·:···~ Rodney Dining Hall Student Center j $7.00 to $20.00 : Feb. 10- Feb. 14 (near Lane/Thompson) ...... RSA Office 211 Student Center Time: Time: 10:00 am - 4:00 pm 10:00 am - 4:00 pm **carpets come in all colors * *Refrigerators will be delivered and sizes** five days following order** * *Quality & inexpensive Prices: (per rental period) carpets - S15.00 and up* * * 3 semester (2ft. ) $30 For more information, The Resident student Association call the RSA office at 831-2773 or stop by of the university of Delaware at 211 Student Center. 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