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8Y BROOK I'AlTERSON take by th..: dcpanm..:nt. shou ld also have the opportunity to wi111ess that hi sto- o rga ni ~a li \> 11 >u ppons the Pentagon\ po li.:y of no t Manr~gmg ,Vt'w., ~ l lfm A Pe ntagon spokesman said · he ..:oultl fmt com 1), Bcglciter sa id . all owmg photugraph, of dead so ldi en, retu miug home Ralph , Begl eit er fil ed a lawsuit aga in st th e ment on the sit uati on. stating (he lit igat ion I> st ill pend "The images should not be cloaked 111 secrecy," he to be re h:used. Pentagon Oct. 4 ·to obtain access to images of fl ag ing and has no t yet bee n r..h iewcd. s~ i d . "They should he seen by all Amcri .:a ns ... 'T h,; fam dtcs and nex t of kin of tho,;e ~ol di ers drapep coffins as they arrive at Dover Air Force base. There h Bu a er on ••• Tllis is p zn Three in a 10-part series Bush lac k!ili'.I 1\· Jtes that impact \'oters most. •• upp011 il 1hilltng n th~ \n:u~· Naum~;tl Wtt..llik• Refitge m In ka 'l anon \\Cr hl the nJiinn'" cncrg) Wt>C~. Scaled had;. plans for dnllmg •lff!he coa:.tor Honda du~· to em tronmen tal,onc.:ms . • 1 )pJ ,. cd to th~ f.:) )fo l'n'to•'OI. :t h' Presidential·mask 'sales might predict electio~ . ' .."' BY MONICA SIMMONS he di sagrees with th e poll. Cnp)•Etlum "It do esn't rea lly hold true," he said. "We .stitl There is a new way to determine the ou tcome of se ll a lot of Washin gton, Lincoln and Nix on masks."' thi s year's presidentia l election without the use of Many customers are lo okin g to paJOd y a politi- · polls, statistics or political commcnt <11-y. cal fi gu re, rather than just merely portray th elll] The answer can he found, believe it or not, witll Wilson sa id . His fa vorite mas k wavers between on~ Jn the ruhbcry ma ks suffl)cating trick or treaters . . of former presid ents Ron ald Reaga n and Ri chard all it llallowecn m~gic. In the last six presi Ni xon . uentiul elect ions, sa les of rubber Halloween masks "We sell a lot of Mi chael Jackson mas ks," I satinzing the Republican and Democratic candidates said. "Do yo u think peo pl e rea ll y emul ate him?" hnvc predicted the next prc~idcnt, according to an Wil on said he i ~ expecting Reagan mas ks to be lnt~.;rnet costume company. · popu lar thi s year because of hi s hi gh-profi le cl eat!} Diana Krohn, spokeswon1an for Buyscasons, ea rli er thi s yea r. In c., the co rporation who conducted the po ll , said so "We so ld a Jot of Princess Diana masks tl1e year far this year President George W. Bush is set to win. of her tragic acc id ent," he said. As of Oct. 5, President Bush's masks comprised Bob . Benjamin, manager or Party City o 55 percent of sales, while Democratic Presidential Kirkwood Hi ghway, said their selecti on of Ken Candidate John Kerry's masks only comprised 43 masks has completely sold out, whil e th e Bus percent, she said. · masks will soo n be go ne. The poll stemmed from the curiosity of However, he said he believes tb e poll is mere! Buyseas ns' owners during the 2000 election year. co incidental, rather th an an accura te way of pr e dic t~ Krohn said. ing the win ner. When Bush's victOJ)' in 2000 correlated with "We sold more linton masks in 2000 thati mask sa les that year, 57 percent to Gore' · 43 _percent, Bush masks in 2000," Benjamin said, "so what doos she said the owners look their investigation one step that tell you?" further. Benjamin said he has seen peo pl e decorate thelt When they surveyed \2 \lallowccn sto res, as T ilE R VIEW/Doug Shie lds masks with makeup or a mustache, with th e intent of we ll as mask manufacturers and distributors. the George W. Bush and John Kerry masks, such as these at Jokes "R" Wild, Inc. in New mocking the candidate. result~ were not a coincidence, Kwhn said. Junior Brad Glassco said whil e he has never "This method predicts pn!s1dential victory bet Castle, pre popular costumes this Halloween. been a pres id ent for Hall oween, he wo uld have more ter than any phon..: poll," ~ h e said. ''People arc more fun wearing a Bush mas k, even if his costum e didn t inclined to put their money where their interest lies." When asked whether she thought more people sarcasm," Krohn said. "It's more fun to par dy a rc nect hi s vo ting preference. • While the method has proven a curate in the buy masks with the intent to mock or sup port the candidate tha,n simply depi ct hi m." "[ think this poll is merely a coincidence," lij: last 24 years. Krohn saJd the public should not take candidate, she said it depends on the customer. Bill Wilson, owner of "Jokes R Wil d," a sai d. "It just so happens th at th e candidates-w ho have the poll senously. "l think it's a combination of both suppo11 and llallowcen. store located on Dupont Highway, sa id wo n in the past have been eas ier to parod y" U.S. House·votes down gay marriage amendmen( BY SARA HASYN Johnson said he has support in favor of the amendment among as tl e stated in a press release hi s opp os iti on to th e 'bill. Sw(( Reporter his con tituents who wish to protect traditional marriage. "Amendin g th e onstitution is never a step th at should be taken A constitUt ional amendment to ban same-sex marriages fai led to "Of the hundreds of phone ca ll s I receive from cons tiruents on lig htly,'' he sa id. "While I do not favo r gay marri age, 1 believe each get two-thirds rcqu ir d majority vote in the House of Representatives this important issue, over 95 percent of the peop le support amending state must have the ri gh t to govern th e laws of marri age as th ey cur Sept. 30. th e Constituti on to protect the sacred bond of marriage as a union rently do." The Federa l Marriage Amendment failed to acqu ire the minimum between one woman and one man," he said . Ea rli er this yea r, President George W. Bush endorsed th e amcnq 290 votes with a final vo le of 227 to 186 in favor of th e ban. Peter Kovar, chi er of sta ff for Rep. Barney Fra nk, D-Mass. , th e ment to ba n sa me-sex marri age. Drewery Fennel, executive director for the American Civil only openly-gay member of Congress, sa id Frank is funda menta ll y "H we are to prevent th e mea ning of marriage from being Libetties Union of Delaware, S THIEVES APPREHENDED BY POLICE charged with th e sa me, plus one count of carryin g a concea led dead He was un successful and J1 ed th e vicinity, she sa id . ThlTL known people were arrested in conn ection to a robbery in ly weapon. I Alth ough a survei ll ance camera captured th e incid ent, Simpson Suhurhan Plua at approxnnatcly 9:45 p.m. Monday, Newark Police The second woman was arrested and charged with carrying a con said they have no suspects at th is. time. satd cealed. deadly weapon. Stmpson said. C'pl Tracy Simpson said a man approached a woman '' ho wa\ The woman robbed 111 the shopp111g center was not harmed, she TIRES REMOVED FROM C RS AT DEALERSHIP wa lki ng Ill the parking lot. He asked 'for directions and then removed said. An unknown perso n removed the rims and tires from two vehicles a wallet from her po~ses~ion. at Martin Dea lership on leveland Avenue between approximately 5 The man ned in a car driven by a female accomplice, Simpson ATTEMPTED ROBBERY UNSUCCESSFUL p.m. Monday and 7 a.m. Wedn esday, Simpson said. satd. An unknown person attempted to rob 896 Liquor Store on Sou th The 2005,Honda Civic and 2005 Mazda Miata were left propped Police apprehentkd the man and a second woma n who was not the College Avenue at approximate ly 8:43 p.m. Monday, Simpson ~a ie l. up on ti res that had been disca rd ed in th e tras h, she sa id. driver Tuesday when they traced tbc car's li cense plate, she said /\man wearing a yel low handana over hi s. face entered th e store, The removed property is wortl1 ap proximatel-y $2,400, Simpson The femall: who ass1stcd in the robbc1-y by driving th e car was arrest she said, and d1splayed a handgun to the lone clerk. said. . cd at a separate time. 1mpson said. I le said he wanted the money that was in the register, Simpson The case is pending in ac ti ve, ~ h e sa id . The man was arrested and charged wtth second -degree robbery sa id . The clerk rcfu ·eel and the man attempted to open the register - Katie Faherty and second-degree conspiracy, she sa id . The driver was arrested and himself. Eclitorlnl l'diior Editor In ('hitf Enn Rill·~ Citv ""'" I·.ditnt-s A.""~hhmt ftalure' F.ditot K...aln:. LthL~I1)' Lind..;~·y I avcndl'l 1\d > b u ~ BY JOHN HI K 0 Newark Shopping enter have a movie that 1 li ke and that my • Staff Reporter donated pri ze for th e Golden kids still enj oy." :: "Willy Wonka and the ticket winners, including a gold Laura He nderson, general : Chocolate Factory" wi ll come en duck pendant from Minster 's manager of th e Newark inema BY JE Nl WRIGHT : alive on the big screen again Jewelers, and a $300 gift certifi Center, sa id the th eater has Sta.Q Reporter : tomorrow at the Newark inema cate from Wooden Wheels, he worked with DelGiorno before, The Light for Life SK • ~ Center, as the principal part of said . addin g the thea ter has played Walk/Run, a fundraising event • the Willy Wonka Festival in the Marilyn Minster, owner of Film Brothers' independent to increase awareness of sui cide ' Newark Shopping enter. Minster's Jewelers, said she . films in the past. prevention throug hout the uni ' Gordon DelGiorno, a local decided to support th e festival " It should be a lot of fun ," versity and Newark community, ;' independent film producer and by putting a Willy Wonka win she said . " [DelGiorno] always kicks off Oct. 9 at the Trabant cofounder of Film Brothers dow display ' and donating a had some good tricks up hi s University Center. Producti ns, said he conceived prize. . sleeve and he 's nice to work Proceeds will benefit the th e, idea of bringing back a clas She said she decided to get with." Ye ll ow Ribbon Suicide sic that everyone co\-! ld enjoy. involved because it is a fun De lGiorno said th e two Prevention Program, an out DelGiorno sa id the proceeds movie for people to enj oy and it showings of Wi lly Wo nka will reach program of th e Light for of the festival will go toward is good for the center. pl ay at I p.m. and 3:30p.m., and Life Foundation International. funding for upcoming fi lms for "Go see it and have fun," ti ckets are at a premium. Keren Lilu, a member of Film Brothers Productions. she said. Between both s howings, the National Society of "Willy Wonka is th e 011 e Kim Bristow, manager at more than 900 people are Coll egiate Scholars, and coordi movie that's timeless, it never Wooden Wheels, said c What: Substitute Teacher Job Fair When: Tuesday, October 12th, 2004 Tim~: 2:00 to 5:00p.m. Where: University of Delaware Trabant University Center, Multipurpose Rooms· Come talk to school representatives. pick up employment applications. and learn more about these state-wide opportunities. Fingerprint processing available on-site: $54.00 fee - must be a certified check or money order made payable to the Delaware State Police. Questions? Call (302) 831-8570 for more information or visit www.udel.edu/CSC/subfair.html to view the list of participants. ' Sponsored by the {jniversity of Delaware Delaware Center for Teacher Education and the MBNA Career Services Center Family display .rk Military sued over photos ntinued from A 1 these important documents," he aid . " BY STEPHAN'n: HAIGHT should be able to make their own judgments Jtqfl Rrporter and when someone die that feeling goes away." form their own opinions." Oil paintings, photographs and pencil drawmgs are Military funerals are ceremonial, Dunham Begleiter began requesting access to the p just some of the various types of artwMk lining the said, and ·hould be handled witiJ the utmost tos in April 2004, and has done so every mon walls of the Newark Municipal Building th1s month. rep ct. • since, rece iving no substantive responses from • A different artist is featured each month. Newark "If I died in ombat, the only time I would Pentagon, he said. Parks and Recreation Specialist Kris Foltz smd. ' ant m asket een is when I'm buried, and After submitting requests for the photos, Anyone who Wt~bc~ to di.·play art\\ork can do so. hopefi.tlly that would be at Arlington," he said. said, an acknowledgment of the request she said, whether a professional or not. ' .. Arm Reserve gt. Rashad Anderson, received. "This particular month it's a farmly group:· Foltz \1 h \\as lllJured while sen ing in lraq, ·aid allow "They have not denied me access, but tl ~d . mg th 'pi tw s to be shown is honorable and feels have not granted it either," he said. • A display of artwork by Leanne Holvek, bcr hus the ' should 11 t be kept from the public. Begleiter said he uses images when t eac hi ~ band Doug and their seven children opened Oct. I and "1 fought with th se people and tl1 e public to illu trate how public opinion and public polio/ will be showca.~ed thmughout the month d ~ ' t> 'l' to k.now tl1em ," h said. "lt 's the ultimate influence national and international decisions. • Holyek, a Newark resident since sht' wa ·a tecnag· lllnll ~lfpatriotism ." · In addition, the images wou ld be · helpful VI cr. said he is delighted to have the family\ artwork Brgl 'lt ·r ·aid h fully respects tl1e privacy of other types of research, he sa id. hanging in the Newark Municipal Bu1lding. the Jc,td :1nd the f:~milies involved, stressing that Since filing the suit, Begleiler said he has "[ think the kids were really exc1ted too," she said. th P •n l<~!,l011 takes the photos, not the media. been inundated with phone and e-mail mcssagtSs All se,·en children. rangmg rrom ages 11 to 20, "l'mnot 11y ing to invade the privacy ofany regarding the issue. Some of the comments hav'e ha"e !heir artwork hanging insjde the building, Holvek <'11 •." h • said. 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The of the coffins an·iving at D vcr public has a right to view what Air Force base. we already know. Begleiter's lawsuit challenges There are co ncern s for the a Pentagon poli cy refusing well -being of families whose media coverage of the arrival of loved ones have been lost in the soldiers' remains at the ba~e. war, and how the release of these He sa id the photographs images will affect them . "should not be cloaked in secre However, there arc no distin cy" and sh uld be relc WHERE TO WRITE: The Review 250 Perkins Student Center Letters to the Editor Newark, DE J 9716 Fax: 302-831-1396 ...... ~ Pedestrians and bicyc1ists need to share If they don 't no!l ce? 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Pick up informational material and enter into a drawing for ·a $200 gift certificate to the University bookstore. "Star Trek" is not just a great way to avoid studying. Lots of ethical dilemmas were presented in the "Star Trek" films and series. Using clips, we'll watch the dilemmas unfold, see Wednesday, October 13, 3:30 p.m. how the characters respond to them, and talk about how to Faculty Roundtable: Addressing Academic apply the lessons learned to daily life in the 21st century. Integrity at the University. • Ethics, Schmethics Memorial 123 Purnell Hall, Room 115 Presented by Kathryn Goldman, Director of Judicial Affairs Intended for all faculty at the University Meet the judicial affairs staff, learn about the University's Who needs ethics? That Enron guy certainly didn't have , Academic Honesty Policy and steps for reporting academic hon them, Wh'y should I? Students will discuss·what ethics are, esty violations. Hear from experienced faculty about the judicial how they developed their own set of ethics, and things to system and review ways to promote integrity in the classroom think about when faced with ethical situations. and on the syllabus. • Plagiarism, Cheating, and Fabrication, Oh My! Smith Hall, Room 140 Presented by Holli Harvey, Coordinator of Judicial Affairs Sponsored by the Office of Campus Life and the Office of Judicial Affairs All aspects of the Academic Honesty Policy will be dis- " 1- cussed, including what constitutes dishonesty, why academ- www.udel.edu/judlcialaffairs The U~•vers11y Is an equal oppor1umry/aH1rm,111ve action employer. 2612/9.04/CJ •, Lurking Movie With in·~ Reviews.. : Nmtendo [. follows the Huckabees," trend of "Shark Tale" mustcal Vtdeo and "Woman games wi th Thou Art "Donkey Loose" Konga" 82 83 ENTERTAINMENT THE ARTS PEOPLC FEATURES ·'He's Jus NotTh .tin o You' 0 No sugarcoating: BestseU~r tells women to give up false hope BY C HRlSTOPHER MOORE Features Ediwr Season 6 of "Sex and th e Ci ty" introduced a horri fyi ngly blunt concept into women's minds. The wake up call was made crystal-clear - don 't sit around and wait for that phone call , don't make excuses for why he hasn 't e-mailed you, don' t a sume he's stu ck in some hospital wi th a sudden case of amnesia - t)l e truth is, he just isn '.t into you. "Sex and the City" executive s t01y edi"tor Greg Behrendt expounds on th e advice with his book "He's Just Not That Into You: The No Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys." • Although obviously an odd approach, consider ing Behrendt is happily marri ed, the glossiness of debunking th e excuses men utilize is an interesting take on the mental workings of sing le men. Part advice colu mn, pa1t question- ~be Plot Against America" allowing people to inhale alcohol ~UipRoth Roth 's latest .assumes Charles i lltii,..~~RNI I BY MIKE HARTNETT ndbergh deteats Franklin Delano Copy Edir~r osevelt and turns the United It's Saturday night in a packed bar. People elbow their way to empty tes upside down. barstools with their minds set on a favorite drink. A patron wa its patiently for 20 minutes. He plops down on the first empty stool, slaps $15 on the bar table and asks the bartender for a shol of vodka. He 'It's really bizarre the brings a giant tube to his lips and begins inhaling his drink. be Eneyclopedla of GoUty Sound unreali stic or idiotic? um: 1,001 Tblup You Hate It won't for long. tl1i11gs that people come Love" A Greensboro, N.C., company recently purchased a license to market the Alcohol Without Liquid machine in the United States, a device invented last Lou H~. Julia Spalding Stall, February in the United Kingdom that allows people to inhale alcohol instead of Find out why Hee-Haw. The drink it. . . tionul E11quirer and Candid Spirit Partners Inc., the company marketing AWOL, touts this "ultimate up with to get a buzz.' mera have mass appeal, whether party toy" on its Web site as a new low-calorie, low-carb way to enjoy alcohol .V(lne care9 to admit it. minus the hangover. The user chooses an 80-proof spirit, which is poured into a vaporizer, according to awolmachine.com. Oxygen mixes with the alcohol, producing a -Tracy Downs, pmgram dil·cctor of the oo Brief a Treat: Tbe Uttenl of mist that is inhaled through the mouth. Bttilding Responsibility Coalition A customer pays $10, plus the cost of a shot of liquor for a 20-minute inhal man Capote" ing session the site states, but not to exceed more than two 20-minute e sions The private Letters of the great within a 24-hour period. rlcan writer expose more than Whether it looks like the bar of the future or a room full of asthma patients, t hi.~ viper 1~it. Spanning more the Web site boasts AWOL locations can "explode in business" and· ee a return Tbe device also took a maj r setback it~ marketing plan when Diageo, the 1 5 decades of correspondence. on their investmelll in a very short time. , in world's leading beer, wine and spirits distributor, announced last week it sup 'fXJfl! words ,·harm and .flash But don 't expect to be trapped in a fog of alcohol vapors when stroll ing s ported the proposed New York legislation batming the product. thout miflsing a heat. down Main Street anytime soon. Sa ha Aber, owner of Home Grown Cafe, says she wouldn ' t be interested in Gary Galanis, a spokesman for Diageo, says he doesn't see the rationale offering the AWOL machine at her bar. around the AWOL machine, other than impairment. "I think it 's odd and expensive," Aber says. "lt doesn't seem reali sti c." " Frankly, .this is not something that we believe is appropriate or responsi e Got Fired!: .. . And It's tbe AWOL machines would eliminate the social aspect of drinking, she says, ble," Galanis says. Thing Tbat E er Happened which is a major reason why people go to bar or clubs in the first place. lnhalm g alcohol will increase its rate of absorption in the bloodstream as U" Tracy D wn-, program director of the Building Respon ibility Coalit ion, compall!d to drinking it, causing a Breath alyzer to test po itive quicker, says Dr. arold MacKay which focuses on reducing binge drinking on campus, agrees that AW L most David Lipson, profes or at the Uni vcr ity of Pennsylvania chool of Medicine. "Potenti ally, it could be very toxic," Lipson says, as inhaling alcohol can risk Gt>tting tht> a.n: m!wr felt .w likely wi ll not cat h on w ith c li ege students because it is ex pensive and not very sociable . inflammation of the lungs or lung spasm , which are na!Towing of tbe airwaves. . Enjoy the stories ofthose who " It's rea ll y biza!Te the things that people come up with to get a bua:," she Kevin Morse, president of Spirit Partners Inc., was not available for jobs and /iwJ to laugh says. " Do you just have this tube hooked up to your mouth for 20 minutes or do comment. · yo u take a break?" Aside from the health ri sks involved, doctors are suspi ious of the site's Downs says AWOL would be very easy to abuse or become addtcted to clmm that because the vapors enter the bloodstream thr ugh tlte lungs and bypas because the only intention for using the device is to get intoxicated the stomach, AWOL ts low-calorie and low-carbohydrate, with no hangover. But if th e New York tate Senate has its way, AWOL wil be banned before W1lham !-.ciT. assoc1ate sc ientist for thl:: Aleoh I Research Group in eager alcoholics or curi )US coll ege lods can get the1r mouths on tt Berkeley, Caltf, says t!'s hard to believe there w uld be no hangovers a ociat T he lack of infi nnation about the devi e leads to not knowing whtll hea lth cd Wtth the dC\ tCe, risk. are nwolved, says Altson Waytowich, director of the Alcoholism and Drug Whether ingested or mhalcd, KelT ·ays ale hoi wr ll get pr cc ·ed out of the Abuse omrmttec in New York. bloodstream by th ' lt ver, and any compounds created 111 the li ver that cause hang Waytowich say th e commtttce, which is dralltng state lcgtslu!Jon to han overs arc shll gomg to he created. AWOL, is concemed the mach me will encourage rc kless consumptt on of a leo KelT comrarc the peed with winch the alcohol w\11 at1c t a person to the hoi and increase alcohol abuse, underage dnnking and drunk dnvmg. l'cclmg of dnnkmg on an empty stomach. After peru ing the Web site, DO\\nS al:o notes tl never ask for age venli nd the carbohydrntcs really aren't a fa tor catton .. If you dnnk stmtght al ohol ·pmt , ltkc vodka, there are no carbs,'' he say . \i2 • THE RE lEW • October l\. 200-~ Laugh r lightens search for trut Aller an maddenmg series of coincidences leave hun desperate for meaning, Albert Markovski (Jas n chwartzman), head of an anh-subw·ban sprawl coa li tion, seeks the help of a husband-and-wife team of exi - tential detectives (Dustm HolTman and Lily Tomlin) to help him discover ilie tn1th . The dele lives whose "blanket theory" of exis tence (In han, we arc all part of the ame cosmic blan ket, everyone and everything is interconnected and mseparabl "Shark ale .. "'Woman, Thou Art Loosed" Dream\\ or I.. Magnolia Pictures Rating: ~ ::r I 2 Rating: w-t.'t- .... ~ " hark Tak:' created b) Dreamworks, the same While Jude Law flies through tl1 e air in "Sky ~. """' . COJIIpan~ '' ho mtroduced animated masterpieces aptain and tl1 e World of Tomorrow" and Will Sm ith "Shrek" and .. hrek 2 ''to the world. Despite its No. I gives life to m1 animated fi sh in "Shark Tale," a slice of debut on op nmg \\ eekend. the film lacks the creative rea li ty so inconsistently served by Hollywood is being storyline nece. ary to be a Drcamworks cult classic. over.I o ked by moviegoers. fli t ~~: '~-- ..,,.~>1~~ ~ J.i - • FroJII t11e -tart, the audience is baited (literally, " Woman, Thou Alt Loosed," a film directed by · witJ1 a wonn) mto the tale that weaves together love, lured on tl1 c TV show "Cribs." It 's quite clever, rea lly. Michael Schul tz, is a sobering glimpse into the life of Michelle, who is bea uti fu lly po1trayed by Elise, is mafia, fam1l) tie and elebrity life while telling the The pop cultu re prescn e in the movie doesn't Michelle, a woman stTicken by pove1ty, drug addiction a composite character, based on the tru e- life experi story ofO car. tl1e whale-washing fish's story, more so make up for the humor missing in the cha racters. and child mol estation, who is on a patl1 toward fo rgive ences of various women th at. Bishop Jakes has worked than one shark's tale, as the title implies. Unlike "Shrek" or "lee Age," there is very little subtle ness. wi tl1 . A ca t made up of Will Smith, Renee Zcllweger, adult humor tied into "Shark Ta le," thtrefore appea l Tlie film is based on a novel by evangeli ca l preach Throughout the film, tl1e audience obse1ves ,th e Jack Black. Robert DeNiro and Angelina Jolie, ing to neither children nor adults. · er Bishop T.D. Jakes (melodrama largely centers around woman she could be if"loosed," letting go of the issues although talented, would have created an even more The love triangle between Oscar, Angie the African-Ainericnn tradition of revival). torn1enting her soul. As the film end s, it is u ncl e~r bizarro set of circum ·tances had it been li ve action. (Zcllweger) and Lola (Jolie) is difficult for kids to fol The film is na1Tated by Michelle (Kimberl y Elise), whether Mi chelle will ever fu ll y become that woman. "Shark Tale" mixes th e e personalities well low, but too mundane for adults. It seems the creators as she sits on death row. Many film s employ tl1e use of Although the fi lm is excell ent,. there are incon is through animation, a ge nre known for its sill iness and simply couldn 't lind the fine line of success between a fl as hbacks to tell a story and the sequence of events can tencics in the script. The film shows scenes of drug use, abi lity to go places the real world doesn't allow. chi ld ren's movi e and an animated movie to whi ch become muddled and co nfu ing. Michell e's memories, violence and sexuality, but the most offensive word Set in 21st century deep sea, the viewer sees pres adu lts nock. however, are poignant and carry tbe film smoo.th ly. used in th e film i "dafl)n " The script should have ent-day Times Square, celebrities, advertisements and Whi le the incredible graphi cs are another testa Jt is obvious the film is low-budget, beca use of ilie preyed more on the rea.lism iliat it 's supposed to crea!e'. music come to life in fi sh form . . ment that classic animatiqn might be left in the '90s, it simplicity in camera footage and setting. The mov ie has For moviegoers inundated,y, ith blockbuster advl:n Katie Current, for instance; supplies the breaking is difficult to figure out who the film is aimed at, and the tendency to dip into the Lifetime movie genre, but ture and horror fi lms, "Woman, Thou Art Loosed" pro news, the Gap becomes tl1e Gup, the fi sh enjoy oral therefore, hard to fa ll in love with the story. the acting and toiy linc are too cngross·ing to place the vi des a welcpme relief. H elicits actual response because Cola and Oscar's (Smith) intense desire i to be fca- -Laura Boyce fi lm solidl y in this category. · it is so desolately bleak and eamc t. ' · NEWARK CINEMA (737-JTW) FRIDAY Trabant Theater: ''Harry Potter 3," 7: 0 p.m ., $3 , ''Dodgeball," J0:30 p.m., $3 Collnt..,~ 6:50. 9:50 Friday Night Lights Fri. i:l5. First. Daughter 2:00 3:+5. 7:00,9:30 TI~e Foq;oU later you can help me straighten out my gitimate so n on an epi sode of "The long-fellow. ") never seemed to work. Simpson " in 1996. A Larry Bums, " II'hen f started in .~ hOII' business, I Dangerfi eld did the impo sibl e: He played one club rhat ii'C/S so far out, my tn1mped Homer Simp on's laziness ("I trt/.ft»: i(q.fhfKI.t'IJ/11 act was reviewed in Field and Stream." took lessons on a player piano, I' m The legendary funnyman started out talkin' lazy.") performing standup comedy under the .. When I was 3 years old, my parents name Jack Roy but hit it big with got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so America's favorite self-deprecating "Caddyshack," a classic comedy starring they got rid of me. " Joe Everyman comedian pas ·ed away Rill Murray, Ted Knight and hevy Dangerfield, born Jaco b Cohen, had Tuesday at age 82. With his trademark Chase. lie played a sloppy, obnoxious a difficult life growing up n Long red tie and suit, googly fish eyes and millionaire who docs not take the go lf island, New York. His father, a vaude curled lip look of surprise, Rodney game very eriously. ville actor, wa often away and hi moth Qangcrfield was never without a one The best quality about Dangerfield's er was overbearing. liner, often about hi s lack of regard, Ia k comedy was that it was never truly ffcn "I told my psychiatrist that eveiJIO ne of esteem, lack of applause, lack of ... sive, even though a lot of it was exual. hales me. lie told me I was being ridicu- what's the word? Rather than the profane-laden 1eorge loi/S e••ei)'O IIe hadn i met me yet . .. I lis humor was simple: make 'em Carlin or Chris Rock, Dangerfield cou ld ·ven if the bulk of hi s routine was laugh with an easy-to-understand snippet fit h1s Joe Everyman persona into any about di ·respect a11d self-deprecation, of problems with family, hfe or love. ro le. Dangerfield in actuality was diagnos d Dangerfield could take somethlllg a. For example, "Meet Wally Sparks" with depre sion and vi ited his psychia ordinary as hakcspeare and make 11 was a much more Jerry Springcr-csque tnst frequent ly. funny: mov1e unlike the more fam1ly-friend ly Everyone in th e enterta inment · " 1-l cy, free Shakespeare for every· Film "Ladybugs." indu. try was a fan of Dangerfield's body!" he said in a bookstore in "Back to Knowing how to make somethmg work, dating ba ck to Ed ulliva n. A fre Sc.hool," bef< re turning to the female funntcr was also a skill Dangerfield quent " aturday Night Live" ho t, he clerk t?, quip, "' Hey, I'd like to tame your employed. The ong1nal scnpt m "Back to rece1ved a Grammy in I 9 0 for "No ed. The Academy of Motion Pi cture Arts one. I hought a cemetery plot Th e ~If)' shrew. School" culled ·for Dangerfield to play a Respect" and won a lifetime achieve and icnccs den ied his request for a said, 'There goes the neighborhood! ', ; "I ue~·er got girls when lwa. a kid poor man trymg to get a college educa ment award from the American omedy membership 111 I 995 because his range of ' mon , Dangerfield, you've maH e One girl/old me, 'Come 011 oi'C'I, there\ t10n But .lor l:.vcryman ·uggcstcd he Awards 111 1994 acting wa- not broad enough for its us laugh for year . Your outfit is on dis nohod1• home · I ~t·enl m•er There ~ras play a 11ch man going hack to school "El'('l)' lime I get in Clll elemt01; th e pleasin g. Also, a tabloid falsely reported play in the Smith sonian. You were, and nobodl' home ·• with h1s son The final produ was much operator says th e same tlung to me that Dangerfield wa · an alcoholi c who always w1ll be, the b1 g kahuna of come- Innuendo was also key. hcllCI . 'Ba.1eme11t.,. ·· drank very heavily. II sued and won 111 a dy, a true legend . , , Dangerfield ·s p1ck-ull lines ( .. What:, l-h. status a. a pop1con was ~ccurcd There were so me real hfe ex peri libel suit. We ha ve nothing but respect for yl\, l'ata llllllnl· 7 .. 'PoefiT .. "Oh. marhe when he guest starretl as lr. Burn ' die ences whe re Dangerfield wa di sres pect- "} tell ya I get 110 respect .limn unr big gu} October 8. 2004 • TH.E R l<~ \ rE\\ • B3 Designers aim high fashions for low budgets BY AART I MAHTANI Copr E:.'dllor Donna Karen, Gucci, Dolce and Gabbana, Targe~ and H&M. It's become a trend among retatl chains to create exclusive designer coll ections for people who love hi gh fas hion, but can't afford to wear couture.. . He nnes and Mauritz will offer Chanel-in spi red clothing at reasonable prices starting 111 mid-November, One of hanel 's designers, Karl Lagerfeld, designed a 30-piece men and women's' collection labeled "Karl Lagerfeld for H&M." The Lagerfeld line all ows customers to shop for the latest trends without spending a lot of money, says Jennifer Uglialoro, public relations manager for H&M. The collection includes blazers, shirts and pants for men and women, liAgerie, dresses, accessories, winter wear and an H&M-exclusive un isex fragrance, "Liquid Karl ," he says. The clas sic sunglasses worn by Cmu1csy of Enc luubonncau of Bcrlmcr Srudio/BE Image' Lagerfeld will also be group tests out their drumining skills on ''Donkey Konga." Nationwide, players are no longer limited to sports and action video games. featu red. Prices range from a $9.90 men 's tie to a $249 men 's wool coat. Uglialoro says H&M hopes the new Lagerfe ld 1deo games with a musical appeal line wi ll · attract more shoppers. "For those that haven't prev iously nkey Konga 'a llow~ players shopped here , it will open everyone's eyes to H&M," she says. High-end designers creating a line for fashionab le, beat along with game tunes inexpensive stores is becoming a new trend among retai lers, Ugl ialoro says. BY KRISTEN LAUERMAN " It's trendy to create and get your name out there," Com·Etluor she says, "and fLagerfeld is] a fashion icon. While mo t people relaxed this summer, everyone' favori te monkey feve r "We wanted him to usly enrolled in music classes and lcamed how to pl ay bo ngo dru ms to prepare make (the co ll ection] fpr hi s new video game. 'very Karl,' and design < ,, Donkey Kong retums to the shelves this week in "Donkey Konga." based on what hi s take of 1 ~ .• "Donkey Konga" is part or a trend in musical and singing video ga mes hit H&M is - and what it (mg vendors ' shelves and gamers' systems. should be." ., She says the compa 11 The ga me combines popular music with the fundamentals of a video ga me, Jlc)pi ng launch a new branch of ente1iaitunent. ny fo ll owed Utgerfe ld's ~.. The game fea tures a new contro ller, th e DK Bongo. lt ha a left drum, right hanel co ll ection for 011:1m and mi crophone to pick up the sound of clapping. ln ord er to succeed, pl ay many years and tho ught .!!)~ must fo llow a ra nge of rhyth ms, from simple lcfi , right, left, right clap to intri of him fi rst when look ing CA\e ammgemenls, .says Anka Do lecki, publ.ic relations manager fo r Ni ntendo of to create a designer line. ;.(\Jncrica. "We decided that if it , •· "'Donkey Konga' adds another elementoffun by bringing people's passions doesn't work with hi m, (or mus1c and video games together to crea te an even more dynam ic interactive we j ut won't do it," q,~per i e n cc," sl1e says. l.Jg li aloro says. , Two years before 0 In creatin&"Do nkey Konga" for Ga me ube, Dolecki says Ni~te ndo wanted launched this week. "Get on ci a Mic" is aka raoke style hi p-hop game. a, 11ew way to mcorporate more people 1nto the v1deo game expenence, bes 1des Although "Get on da Mi c" is di ffe rent from "Donkey Konga ," the game is Lagerfeld's top-quali ty, those who arc true ga mers or musica lly in clin ed. just as interacti ve even if th ere aren't any monkeys involved. won't-brea k-your-wa ll et ·~. "There are th ree diffic ulty levels and five modes of play," she says. "So it pro "Get on da Mic" allows hip-hop fans to emulate their favorite rappers by fas hi on lin e hi t H&M VIdes a nice range for those just beginning to the expert or avid musician." competing aga in st one another to see who best matches the origina l flow, says stores, Target in troduced In each mode, pe1fonners are graded by how accurately they drum along to Denny hiu, public relation speciali st for Eidos lnc ., the company that created de igner To dd Oldham. rhythms shown on the screen, Dolecki says. the game. Until recentl y, the "Todd Oldham Dorm· · "In challenge mode, players must match a set per£ormance score to move on The game can tell if your rapping ability is consistent with the otiginal song, ol\ecti on" aided ma11Y coll ege students in dorm de· - he next song, with the ultimate goa l of playing every song in the game in one CJ1iu ays, and 'there are a variety of modes, which can test your "raptitude.'' rati ng. Hi co ll ection inc luded lamps, comforters, nr_s · tting," she says. "Versu mode pit two players aga inst each other to see who can "fn career mode, yo u can go from th e streets to huge arenas by rapping over and even brooms and trashcans. · • hieve the higher score." the mu~ i c and impress ing the fa ns," he says. " You can go into freestyle battle Recentl y, however, th e store brought in a new The game features more than 30 popular so ngs, ranging from classic rock to mode, the mos t intense, and trade the mie with your crew and let your friends designer, Issac MiziJ! bi, to create a clothing line tllat id's tunes, making it easier for people to find songs that suits their musical pref dec ide who spi ts the hotteSt rhymes." helps thrifty shoppers and ence, Dolecki says. To keep it exciting, th e game provides the player with II diflcrent environ- th eir bank accounts. ~ "The beauty of this ga me is that it can be a great co llege or adult party ga me ments, he says. · Ki m Altmaier, cloth swell as a game for kids and their parents to play together," she says. ''Ill the contest, you' ll see th e crowd, equi pment and the DJ," Chi.u says. " In ing ma nager or 1 "Donkey Konga" is $49.99 and includes one bongo co ntro ll er. Additional the video level, you see the di rector, props, crew, Jacu zzis and boats. On the world Brandywi ne Ta rget in ~ngo contro llers ca n be purchased lor $29.99 each. tour you ' II see th oLt sands of fa ns, .pyrotechnics and dancers." Wi lmingto n, say the Alan Haman!, uni vers ity music professor, says merging popular music with For those who ha ven't quite mastered "Ju icy" or "Rapper's Delight," he says Mizrahi line fea tures an deo games is a marketabft! idea. the lyrics are provi l.cd on the screen. array of shoes handbags, "Originally, video games had catchy soundtracks that were synthesized for Although it's not necessary to be musically inclined, hav ing a sense of accessories and top and e game," he says. "Whil e sometimes catchy tunes, they were vety li mited in rhythm and a quick tongue won't hurt, Chiu says. pa nt separates in bri ght us ical expression because of the memory limi tations of the games. Most of the There won't be a need to argue over old or new school jams, because he says and vibrant seasonal col emory was consumed by the ga me it elf. Now the ga mer ca n participate, it the game fea tures tracks from rap legends like Sugar Hill Gang and Public Enemy ors. ~wo uld appea r to more realistic music." but al o mixe in so ng fi·om the superstars of today like Kanye West and DMX. Although the entire : Fusing mu ic and video games is appealing for consumers because it Although the game is marketed to the hip-hop community, Chiu says anyone co ll ection is successful , •involves multi-tasking, Hamant says. . ca n enj oy. she says the shoes are the : "While the hand-eye coordination i utili zed, U1e ear and it s processing are Without a mic, the game is p1iced at $39.99, and $59.99 with a mic included. hott es t-selling item of the ;open for stimulation," he says, "so getting more of the senses invo lved in gaming So whether people choose ba nanas or bling, both games provide an outlet for lin e (i n the $20 price ~might make it more ulleresting.'' gamers to demonstrate their musical prowess. range). ~ AJlOther game set to challenge ustomers' rhythm, or lack thereof, was al o Rock on. Prices for clothin g ra nge fro m $12.99 to $39.99, Altmaier says. "The clothing looks just lik e it \vould in a [Mizrahi] boutique." Sass Brown, professor of fashion design and /Cell phone game tests boyfriend skills apparel at the Fashion Institute of Technology in New I Yo rk ity, thi nks the partnership bcl\veen big time I • BY J IADIN designers and little labels will stick around for a while. Designers don't need to create these low-budget I Staff Reporter I Ah, the perfect girl. Good-looki ng, ni ce, smart lines because their name is already well known, Brown and ... virtu al? says, but they may be seeking a change. ct ready guy , she's 1 retti er, bitchi er and outure is catered to she's not even rea l. As if pleasing your real girl a limited au dience, she fr iend wa n't enough, now men have U1 e option of says, and designers can uy ing a girlfriend to adore and pamper at all times. make th eir ty les eas il y A virt ual girlfriend that is. · obtainable to th e public The game, created by the Hong Kong co mpa by creating I ines for lY Artifi cial Life, allows people to interact with a stores li ke H&M and "rtual_ character on their cell ph ones who has Target. nands and needs li ke any other girl. And if he She says she does isl1 't pleased, it won't go un noticed. not think these in-store The idea is to keep the vi1tual girlfriend happy li nes combat the sale of couture knockoffs, by ta llci t:~ g to her and being an all around go d boyfriend , says Eberhard Sehonebu rg, chi ef execu because th e li nes, which tive officer of Art ifi cia l Life. are crea ted fo r the re tai l "If you're ni ce to her, she' ll be happy," chain, are different from Sehoneburg says. "lf you aren't, if yo u ca ll her fat de igners' mo re expen for example, she'll be very upset and she mi ght not sive styles. even talk to you." "The [new styles] are If subscribers manage to pi s her off, she ca n a compliment of th e be won back with gifts. Users can give their virtual designer's line, but it is girlfriend special presents, he says, by pay ing a few no t ec hoed," she says. "Lagcrfeld IS still the same dollars in addition to the monthly sub cription of de igner with the same sensibility." ap prox im ately 8 tp $15. Brow n says she thinks future designers at PlT "If you 're good to her," Shoenburg says, would be interested in entertaining a low budget mar "she ' ll introduce you to her fri end s, ra ke you pl ace Plans for a virtual boy fri end produ ct aim ed at " I have no idea why anyone wou ld wa nt a vir ke t. like restaurants and talk to yo u." women arc already underway at Artificial Li fe. tual girlfrie nd." he adds. "Hut it's very novel. Jt Mary J Ka llal, con umcr studtcs professor at the The gam e, which will be laun ched in "The produ ts are uniqu e," Shocnourg says. could de fini te ly be something that people might university, says th e trend of small labels and high-en'd November in countries ac r o~s As ia and Europe, ca n "They u e th e most recent intell ige nce and ca n full y check out as a source of entertainment." designers will have staying power, depending on how be played on lite late t Jrd enerati on cell phones. utilize 3-G features." The prodLtct wou ld prob Review '83 1- 27711 PLACEMENT RATES Call 302-83 1-1771 PA MET DEADLINES ADDRESS HOURS Student Ad : $1 per line Please pr pi\ nil ad: 250 Perkins Student Center Mon., Wed ., Thur. I 0-5 E-mail Tuesday 3 p.m. for Friday All others: $2 per line We accepl cru;h or check Newark, DE 19716 Tue ., Fri. (deadlines) I 0-3 reviewclassy@yahoo com F;,nday @ 3 p.m. for Tuesday .. 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Younfl', who Anthony Talanco and co-captain ented teams in the N · AA, the found the back of the net with Matt Haney wi ll need to b1 ing Delaware men's soccer team the finish of a master craftsman. their trademark aggressiYe style aims to bounce back Sa turday This dynamic partnership to the pitch, shou ld the Tigers' when 1t hosts olonial Athletic between two of Sa mom sky's top audacity necessitate some pun- ~ Association rival Towson in a 7 recruits will play a crucial role ishmenl. p.m. match at Delaware Mini- versus Towson this Saturday. enior co-captain Kyle TH REVLEW/Doug Shields Stadium. " It reall y is an important Haynes will si milarly need to be No. 14 ranked Delaware field hockey team plays two CAA powers this weekend as the Losses at No. 17 James game, because we're looking at at his best to deny the Towson Hens face off again t William & Mary and Old Dominion. Mad ison and George Mason an oppor.tunity to get into the offense a result in keeping with interrupted what had been a sue- conference playoffs this year," last year's encounter. cessful start to the season, but Samonisky said. "Both obhan "They were able to break Hens head coach Marc and T. . have been working well through a few times, and beat us Samonisky is keen to improve up top, and we hope to see them 2-0 last year," Haynes said. Delaware's conference sta nding. co ring more goals." "But I'm confident we'll be UD-faces tough road The Hen (3-6, 0-2 CAA) Senior ~ichard Zeller will equal to their effort in the forth - wi ll be particularly anxious to attempt ·to display the same coming fixture." take advantage of a struggling in venti veness th at devastated With last season's disap- BY I~AVI GUPTA AA. Yet to have taken on a claim first place in the AA. Tigers learn that has produced No. 24-ranked Central pointment stemming from two Staf[Reporu-r nationally ranked conference However, it doesn't get any' only one goal in two CAA onneciicut St. in September. instances of sli ght defensive The second place Delaware opponent, the Hens will have to easier for Delaware; in fact it gets games. The Hens will also look to the miscommunicati on, Delaware field hockey team (8-4, 2-0 AA) prove that they have the potential eight eeds t ugher, as Delaware Freshman Sobhan Tadjalli resources of senior midlielder wi ll try to use every means to will have the oppotiunity to take to win tbe CAA. Senior forward will face off against No. 8 ranked will look to take advantage of a Adam Flanigan. neutralize the Tigers' attack. an outright lead in the olonial co-captain Leah Geib realizes and Old Dominion on Sunday at home. porous Towson .defense and With a 3-0 start at home and "Thi s year will be differ- Athletic Association this week embraces the magnitude of the Technically in first place in rediscover the form tha( pene- their AA honor at stake, the . ent," said sophomore defender when it takes on two of the best weekend 's games. the CAA, Old · Dominion is a trated the Patriots' back line Hens defense must bear the tlayes Glandcn. "Our honor is teams in the AA. "The team has been looking perennial field h ckey power twice last Friday. Tadjalli 's re- brunt of a Towson attack that at stake." Arguably the two most cru fotward t these games all sea house not only in the AA but in cial games in the team's season, son," Geib said. "We know that if the nation as well. the Hens will take on third plac·e we ca n come away with wins in llowcvcr, there is one notable William & Mary (8-4, 2-0 AA) both games, th ere will be nothing hurdle aQ1ong many that stands in tonight and first place Old to stand in our way on the road to Delaware's way as they attempt to Dominion (7-3, 2-0 AA) on the playom ." defeat the Monarchs. Her name is Sunday; both at ~ullo Stadium. The, Hens will place a target Dana Sensenig, a sophomore mid Nonetheless, coming ·out of on William & Mary forward Kelly fielder with a knack for scoring. the weekend, one team should Giles, who was named CAA play Sen enig, who has already been ' have sole posses ' ion of first place er of the week on Monday aller named AA player of the week ' with two weeks remaining in the posting four points in tluec wins once this sea on, has a staggering ,> regu lar season. The nationally last week. Gi les is thiJti in the con seven points i~ the past three,. ranked No. 14 Hens are currently ference with 22 points. games, all ofwh1ch have been w.on ; riding a three-game winn ing In the teams meeting last sea by Old Dominion. It is clear that,:• streak, thanks in large part to the son, the No. 19 William & Ma1y as Sensenig goes, so do the -' exqu isite play of sophomore for squad defeated the No. II Monarchs. ;; ward Amanda Warrington, With Delaware team 2-1, snapping a The Hens will look to upset• six goals in the last f:ive ga mes, Hens seven game wilUl ing streak, Old Dominion Sunday afternoon : Warrington is the leading scorer on their longest since a nine-game at l p.m. at ~ullo Stadium. the Hens with a final tally of seven winning stretch in 1998. 0 Today's game versus No. 16 Game time is set for 7 tonight William & Mary wi ll tell at Rullo tadium as the Hens will Delaware where they stand, in the look to avenge last year's loss and • The • THE REVl EWfMcaghan Jones After defeating the Wildcats, Delaware pits its perfect reco1·d against LaSalle on Road Repor Saturday. I Tennis beats ~illanova Hens lose ·2-1. in.overtime The Delaware women's soccer team found the man Alyssa Fortune's goal in the second half. . continued from page 86 defeated the Wi ldcats' team of junior Morgan Flezzani and freshman Katie Slezzier in a tiebreaker net first for the I Oth tim e in 13 ga mes this season, The Hens outshot Howard in th e econd period i.ntensi ty. 9-8 (7-5). but the Hens were unable to stop the comeback of 7-5, but were unable to answer Fortune's goa l. Pollock, however, was ab le to prevail in the third The dcGratTenreid and Schi ller pair was down non-conference opponent In the eighth minute of the extra perioCI and final set 6-4 and keep her undefeated reco rd . two games to three early in the match and battled back Howard, losin g 2- l in over Howard 's all -Lime leading scorer, senior Raneika: Pollock is not th e only Delaware player to post to force the tiebreaker. time on Tuesday. Bean, scored the winning goa l for the Bison ap N Title F Ugly Mugs L Name OveraU (39-20) w Last Week (9-5) Cle@ Pitt Steelers E Det@ Atl Lions Mia@ N.E. Patriots Min @Hou Vikings E NYG®D.-1 owboys Oak@ lnd Colts T.B. (8) N.O. Bucs K Bui@NYJ Jet Jax 0 S.D. Jaguar 4 Arl@ S.F. 49er CarODen Panthers StL®Sea Seahawks aaaew: h Ravens • Packers Who popped out thi' day'! 1929 - Bobby Bo,.J.:n OIJ c•>ao.:h • Men's socCer attempts llJ..II - Jc..,_-,e Jadc'>Oil· 1ll< Rr• to tam the Tigers 19-H- C111:Y)' Ow...:- M ll't 1\.\ I l ~ISI\.F) by the \\ ildcats, the li ens were I 0 '\ lead The liens would slO\ ly St\4 Rt'(klrfc ,thlc to" 111 the fmt game 30 22. battle bacl-. to even the score at 24- Juni,,r m1ddlc-hJttcr ICC} Dcla11 arc came out 24 1'.\\ (liT r•cord •d nine blocks and s\lmging in the- second game, Vj llanO\ a went on t1 six-point fr ;,hnun lllltstde-hitter Collc~.:n reconlrng an carl} 7-1 lead run th