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The district generated $1.7 million for in higher quality schools. district is in,” stated San may be obligated to close schools, the school district Had Measure E passed, Marin teacher Lisa Kemp. one high school, one middle will face difficult decisions it would have continued Although Novato voters may school, and one elementary concerning schools, teachers, to fund library services, have believed that raising our school, which could possibly and students. classroom technology, class parcel tax from $98 to $185 result in larger classes and less For the past twelve Given the current size-reduction, counseling was too much, Novato is focus on individuals. “It will years the Novato Unified state budget crisis, without at the secondary level, and actually still far behind other be extremely sad to witness School District, the largest a parcel tax Novato schools physical education and music districts. Mill Valley has a the possible closing of various district in Marin County, will forced to make programs at the elementary parcel tax of $387 and Tam schools, and hopefully if the has been funded by “A+ for substantial cuts. There is a level. Because this measure High Schoolʼs community ballot passes in March it wonʼt Kids,” a special supplemental strong possibility that various is essential to the existence recently raised theirs to be necessary,” explained funding. Now that “A+ for schools may close, many and the quality of Novato $200. Our community has San Marin student, Shaina kids” is expiring, the N.U.S.D. teachers will be cut, and schools, it is necessary that let down every student and Madfes. Novato schools will be forced to make libraries, special assistants, it is reconsidered by Novato teacher in the Novato Unified could also feasibly lose fifty- extreme adjustments in the staff members, and certain citizens School District and , due to two teachers, forcing some of budget. Measure E proposed programs and courses may The Novato School the important role of this our best faculty to take other extending the existing parcel potentially all be eliminated. Board feels as though Measure measure, it is critical that it positions. If this measure tax, and increasing it from Measure E would not have E did not pass because the be put on the ballot in March is not reconsidered, Novato $98 to $185 per parcel for only benefited the schools, public was not well informed for a re-vote. schools, and our entire eight years with an exemption but our entire community as regarding the necessity of With the failure of community, will be severely for senior citizens. Due to the well; excellent schools support these funds. “Citizens did this assessment, the resulting damaged. OPINIONS Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 2 Workinʼ the Spirit Fingers Question Man by Kristen DʼAngelo Collected by Denise Nilan Ever since the dawn of man, or stunts, a cheer, and two dances. Most What was the worst holiday gift youʼve at least from the beginning of pom-poms teams begin preparing for competition in and short skirts, cheerleading has been August or September, we did it all in two ever received? stereotyped as being the “sport” of choice weeks. The team was putting in double and for those select few who seem to have been Saturday practices (cheerleading is allowed blessed with a to because weʼre pile of rocks for not considered a brains, and fritter sport in MCAL their days away rules). We were fretting over their practicing four nails and boys. hours a day, six And while we all days a week Freshman, Nathan Jarrell - Freshman, Ayla Potter - know that squads for two weeks, “I got a Spanish to English dic- “My grandma gave me Barbie of San Marinʼs while finding tionary in the fourth grade when heads - just the heads. Sheʼs y e s t e r y e a r s time to do our I had no interest in Spanish.” nuts.” werenʼt exactly s c h o o l w o r k , exceptional, a work after- small group of school jobs… h a r d-wor k i ng eat…sleep. girls and three very dedicated coaches The Regional Competition was have been putting in the hours in attempt held in January in Antioch. We competed to reverse the negative opinion that against a number of extremely talented has implemented itself in the Mustang teams, and werenʼt expecting to place. populationʼs mind. Imagine our surprise when San Marin Sophomore, Josh Boccaccio - Sophomore, Tiana Fields - For those of you who know Mustangs was announced in first place, “I got a $20.00 gift certificate to “My boyfriend gave me a picture me, you might be thinking, “Oh wow, a securing a spot to compete in the Nationals Big Lots.” of him with his ex-girlfriend cut cheerleader writing an article about how Competition to be held at Disneyland in out.” great cheerleading is. How…lame!” Well, March. Our hard work had paid off. maybe it is. But before you write my The success at competition was opinion off as biased, I think itʼs necessary only the beginning. This past summer our to inform everyone that I had never really team competed at the UCA Cheer at UC cheered before going out for the basketball Davis where we beat out 37 other teams to season team last November. The only other take second for our dance routine. We also time in my life was when I was six, and, letʼs accumulated eleven first place trophies get real, the pom-pom was bigger than my and ribbons for spirit and dancing ability, head. I really donʼt think that experience stunting, to name a few. The most exciting Junior, Marty Cunnie - Junior, Shannon Muha - counts. I honestly had the same thoughts award though was the offer to perform “I got the 2gether album from “I got a pair of Baby Phat jeans… as the majority of you. “Do cheerleaders at the halftime of Pro-Bowl in Hawaii my sister.” they were too big for me.” actually do any work? Do they know what in February. Unfortunately, we wonʼt be sweating is? Is it really that difficult?” I attending due to conflicting schedules and soon learned that the answer to all those the cost. questions was… yes. Come January, your cheer team Basketball season cheerleading will be heading to Regional Competition last year was a monumental season. It was again, with hopes of achieving the same the first time a San Marin cheer squad success as last year. While you all are competed. Going to competition meant a enjoying your winter break, weʼll be lot of work though. In addition to having to here practicing. So even if the thought of Senior, Kristian Correnti - Senior, Ashley Colclough - prep for cheering and performing halftime cheerleaders still makes you cringe, we “One time I got an IOU.” “Enz-dust.” (Computer cleaner) at the basketball games, we had to learn wouldnʼt mind if you left the New York and master a whole routine, which included Times at home on rally days from now on. Pony Express Staff Editors-in-Chief Paige Lehman, Denise Nilan Copy Editors Kristen DʼAngelo, Beth Sekishiro Features Editor Dina Rosenberg Layout Editor Michael Cusack Sports Editor Clint Potter, Alex Randall Become a Pony Patron News Editor Eric Eisberg Artwork Dina Rosenberg, Paige Thelen and never miss an issue! 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Nancy & Henry Weber Novato, CA 94945 Michele Cusack Kram Family Regina & Frank Rebelo Shari Wilkins phone: (415) 898-2121 Lynn DeArmit Debbie Laberatore Riley Family Judy Wong email: [email protected] Ken & Lauren DeConde Susan & Jay Lehman Sam Ring NEWS Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 3 Leukemia: The Epidemic Saddam Trial: By Ben Sangster A Long Time in Coming A recent study Symptoms result by Beth Sekishiro by the National Health from the bodyʼs not producing Though the war in international advisors. Many Karim Kassim. He rose to Department showed that the enough healthy blood cells. Iraq is a hot topic nationally critics question the validity the vice presidency in 1968; Bay Area has the highest rate Healthy bone marrow makes and locally, there is scanty of polarized figuresʼ, such as eleven years later, when the of diagnosed cancer in the stem cells that grow into the discussion on how to bring Saddamʼs vehement opponent President resigned, Hussein world. It has become a part three types of blood cells: former Iraqi President Interim Prime Minister was designated President. of life in the Bay: if you donʼt red blood cells, white blood Saddam Hussein to justice. Salem Chalabi, choosing this Though many agree that know someone yet that has cells, and platelets. An AML Captured December 13, 2003, panel. According to Iraqi Saddamʼs brutal abuses leukemia, you will. patientʼs bone marrow makes he is sleighted to face an Iraqi Interim Defense Minister are undeniable, the former Leukemia is cancer that too many immature white court, albeit one organized by Hazim Shaalan, the trial will president claims just the originates in the bone marrow, blood cells, which build up the Iraqi Governing Council. begin by the end of this year opposite. When accused by an the soft, spongy inner portion in the marrow. At the same The Iraqi judges who try for war crimes and crimes Iraqi judge of the invasion of of certain bones, and in which time, the marrow cannot him will be assisted by against humanity; however, Kuwait, Hussein responded, the malignant cells are white grow enough normal red myriad delays are “I cannot believe you, an blood cells (leukocytes). blood cells, white blood cells, possible. The road Iraqi, are charging me with Acute myelogenous leukemia and platelets. Someone with that led Hussein this when you know Kuwait (AML) is a malignancy that too few red blood cells may before the judicial is part of Iraq.” arises in the granulocytes feel tired, be short of breath, panel is nearly as The charges against Hussein or monocytes, white blood or look pale. Someone with long as the list of are as follows: cells that battle infectious too few normal white blood charges he now •Killing of religious figures, agents throughout the body. cells and too many leukemia faces. 1974 Although the exact cause of cells may develop a lot of Hussein was •Killing of a Kurdish clan, AML is unknown, exposure infections, like sore throats; raised in a small 1983 to benzene and cigarettes experience pain in the bones village northwest •Killing political figures over smoking are linked to the or joints; and have a mild of Baghdad by 30-year rule disease. But AML can occur fever. Someone with too few poor parents. As a •Suppression of Kurdish and in all ages, but more often in platelets may bleed easily, teen he immersed Shiite uprisings, 1991 older adults. With more than bruise more easily than usual, himself in politics, •Anfal campaign against 10,000 new cases diagnosed develop pin-head-sized spots even participating Kurds in northern Iraq, 1986- annually, AML is the most under the skin, or develop in an attempt to 1988 common type of acute cuts that heal slowly. Some assassinate then- •Gassing Kurds in northern leukemia. people with AML, however, Prime Minister Iraqi town of Halabja, 1988 Patients with AML do not notice any symptoms of Iraq Abdul •Invasion of Kuwait, 1990 usually receive chemotherapy until it is too late. drugs immediately after Leukemia and other diagnosis. Chemotherapy cancers have become an Trouble In the Middle East uses strong cancer drugs epidemic in the Bay Area. by Eric Eisberg & Paige Lehman to kill leukemia cells. This The counties around San After the recent has expressed concern that the newly elected Palestinian first stage of treatment is Francisco have the highest death of Yasser Arafat, the one of the more militant leader, the Israeli government called induction therapy. The rate of cancer discovery Palestinian territories are factions may come to power has already said that it will goal is to achieve remission in California: 6 in every teetering on the edge of and obstruct the already not work with Barghouthi (no signs of leukemia cells) 100,000 people are diagnosed chaos. The stateless nation, troubled peace process. if he is elected. Barghouthi and to restore normal blood yearly. In an area with more which had achieved a degree The biggest concern is the vehemently denies all charges production. Drugs are used than 7 million people, thatʼs a of stability under the rule powerful group Hamas, which against him. to kill the leukemia cells by lot of cases of cancer. Many of Arafat, is faced with the has been labeled a terrorist Just as the opinions stopping them from growing. students at San Marin have a difficult task of selecting a group by the U.S. and Israel, of Arafat vary widely, the Unfortunately, chemotherapy parent or family friend who new ruler. As each faction but is firmly in control of the peace process is being also kills normal cells, so has been diagnosed with a attempts to fill the power city of Gaza. Arafatʼs Fatah approached at many different AML patients receiving cancer of some type. But void, the fate of the region party also has a worrisome angles. Whether Arafat induction therapy may have every student, even those hangs in the balance. militant wing, which could was a fearless leader or a side effects including nausea, whose families have not yet Former Prime upset the peace process. ruthless terrorist, he brought tiredness, and higher risk of been affected, should be Minister Mahmoud Abbas Israel has declared on many a face to the Palestinian infections. This results in aware of this disease. Because is the most likely candidate occasions that they will not cause and created a united a loss of hair, among other the odds show that, some day, for succession. Already, negotiate with terrorists. If people. Without him, the things. every student here will know he has gained control of either of these militant wings Palestinians may suffer from one of cancerʼs victims. the Palestinian Liberation were to gain control, it could inner turmoil at a time when Organization and has destroy the peace process their unity is more important significant authority over altogether. However, the than ever. Israel also needs security and budget matters. Israeli governmentʼs policies to be willing to cooperate And, because he now holds have often gotten in the way with the Palestinian people, many of Arafatʼs former of peace talks as well. While not just moderate Palestinian symbolic titles, he has asserted Israel has been working with officials. Peace will come to a great deal of authority over Britain in hopes of having the Middle East, but only if the troubled region. He also peace talks in London with all parties are willing. has the quiet support of much of the world, and is considered the most legitimate candidate for control. However, Marwan Barghouthi, who was convicted of masterminding attacks that killed Israelis and now serving five life sentences in prison, has gained popularity and is now very closely trailing Abbas. The State Department FEATURES Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 4 A Pleasant Odyssey in D.C. Out of the Way, Skier! by Marco Perez By Geoff Elsmore and Katrina Richards My participation in discovered the great advantage Theyʼre your You stand back picnic table. “Skiers canʼt the National Young Leaders that the conference provides. average snowboarderʼs worst up and start going in the boardslide tables,” you think. Conference (NYLC) was As Kristy Len, a Faculty nightmare and have been direction of the terrain park. You pause making sure no a pleasant odyssey. As Advisor, asserts “The NYLC dominating your local slopes “There wonʼt be any Jonny oneʼs in your way. When recommended by airport is a fantastic opportunity ever since the first man put Moseley wannabes there,” youʼre less than 10 feet away authorities, I arrived at the for students to develop their skis to snow. Theyʼre the you think. On your way, you from your precious picnic San Francisco International leadership skills, have an older generation of snow need to pass across a Green table, you need to dig your Airport at 9:40 PM (three insight in politics and find out lovers that are rockinʼ the Circle run, AKA easy cheese. blade deep into the snow to hours before my departure how our government really tacky neon ski suits, snotty But alas, itʼs an ocean of little stop because yet again, those time). After registering my works.” During the week my attitudes, and this notion brats learning how to ski. So, kamikaze skiers are out to big, fifty-pound baggage, classmates and I participated of superiority over our youʼre already heated after get you. Youʼre done. You and listening to my parentsʼ in hypothetical simulations generationʼs snowboarders. being cut off by some hotshot only want to get to the lodge routine lecture about drugs such as “If I were President,” So youʼre up in Tahoe, Aspen, in a neon pink ski suit and and kick it for a while until and stupid decisions, I “Testing the Constitution” Mammoth, or wherever, youʼre more relaxed. proceeded to the security and “Model Congress.” andand y youʼreouʼre o onn t thehe chairchair l liftift S Soo y youʼreouʼre c carelesslyarelessly check before entering the Student Ross Perry from sittingsitting nextnext toto anan annoyingannoying shreddinʼ down the waiting room. “Shoes, belt, MA asserted, “Every one skier mother mountain toward jacket and everything possible of us had the opportunity to w h o ʼ s the lodge. You must be taken off,” demanded confront issues that occur attempting floor down the personnel, annoying all daily in the three branches of to find the mountain, the passengers for such an our government, and really her demon o b l i v i o u s l y intrusive order. understand US politics.” children via cutting off Once in the airplane, Moreover, my walkie-talkie. some skiers. You I endured a tedious, never- classmates and I visited D A RL IN G S ! ? arrive at the lodge, ending flight, stopping only incredible sights in AREARE YYOUOU THERE?!THERE?! detach yourself once in Houston, Texas. At 6:00 Washington, D.C., including SWEETIES!?SWEETIES!? CANCAN from your board, AM (4:00 AM in CA) down the Supreme Court, Library YOUYOU H HEAREAR ME?!ʼME?!ʼ and throw it on the in our presidentʼs state, I was of Congress, Floor of the ObviouslyObviously not.not. N Notot o onlynly isis bboardoard rrack.ack. starving. However, only the House of Representatives, sheshe a annoyingnnoying y youou w withith herher S Soo m maybeaybe i itʼstʼs restaurant of my nightmares Press Room, Capitol Hill screechingscreeching voice,voice, butbut sheʼssheʼs ooccurrencesccurrences l likeike t thesehese was open. As my hunger and the White House among attemptingattempting ttoo jjuggleuggle hherer ttwowo tthathat c causeause s skierskiers t too became intolerable, I had to others. Besides the numerous, polespoles a andnd h herer w walkie-talkiealkie-talkie mmakeake a assumptionsssumptions aboutabout make the sacrifice of eating honorable speakers, every allall aatt oonce,nce, hhittingitting youyou iinn tthehe ssnowboarders.nowboarders. W Well,ell, s skiers,kiers, the repulsive, non-Mexican, participant had the chance knees several times with her yo u if you cut us off constantly, Tex-Mex food in a place that to meet the senators and poles. Itʼs a nuisance, but you just want having some kind of idea resembles a nastier replica representative from their state. stay chill by staring at your to get to that youʼre superior above of Taco Bell (yes, thatʼs I was very pleased to meet stomp-pad. Besides, youʼre the half-pipe. You think you us, youʼre not going to possible). Senator Boxer, Representative getting ready to get off the found a way through the receive the greatest attitude. After flying for Woolsey and Senator chair. ski demons, but they decide Snowboarders know that another three hours, I arrived Feinsteinʼs staff, and discuss After the chair lift, it would be super cool to not all skiers act like this. to Washington, D.C. I was the different issues that occur you make your way over to a occupy the entire width of And not all snowboarders surprised to come across so in California. cleared area to strap your free the run. Youʼre stuck behind are completely innocent. many students from all over Even though my days foot into your binding. While them for 15 minutes, keeping This is coming from the nation, from Alaska to started at 6:00 AM (3:00 AM doing this, you notice some a distance by loosing speed, snowboardersʼ perspectives Puerto Rico. I especially in CA) and ended at 12:00 of the skiers glaring in your anxiously waiting to get the who have had it with the found it very amusing AM, besides my horrible direction. “Whatever,” you heck out of there. stereotypical assumptions hearing all the different jet-lag and busy schedule, say to yourself as you get up Youʼre finally made by skiers. Skiers who accents. The Southern accent my participation in the and gain speed down the hill. entering the terrain park. know they make judgements and the Northeasternersʼ NYLC has given me a life- Youʼre smoothly S-turning, Thereʼs a pretty righteous about snowboarders should “wicked” always made my changing experience. The minding your own business, quarter pipe youʼd like to understand several things. day. Once I settled down in NYLC offers a platform for when all of a sudden, those tailgrab off of, so you start While on the slopes, try to the beautiful National 4-H students to develop a political pathetic yuppie skiers that picking up speed, making mind your own business, Center, and clarifying that career, adding to the multiple were glaring at you before sure no oneʼs charging for the chill out, abstain from not all Californians surf, I friendships and political decide to “rip it up” right same thing. Suddenly, some playing telephone with your had the opportunity to meet lectures. In response to their in front of you, getting in crazy skier comes flying walkie-talkies, cut people and develop friendship with help and support, I would like your way and causing you to out of the forest in front off, keep the glaring to a many of the more than 300 to thank my parents, teachers, tumble 20 feet down the hill. of you, causing you to bail minimum, or charge through participants to the NYLC. Ms. Andersen and members By now, youʼre aggravated and eat some snow. Youʼve the terrain park like you own Throughout the of the PTA for sponsoring me and just want to get away just about had it and decide it. Because, reality check,

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P O L S Y A D M U M I N I Geometry is a TI-83, and necessary for the class is Avid gamers, your in-class M with its advanced applications just as unproductive, but the gaming is coming to an end. FEATURES Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 5 Small Town Fun: New Year in San Francisco Things To Do Over The Break by Briana McVay by Kristen DʼAngelo Does your New Yearʼs Eve consist of microwave popcorn and late night TV? Is your date for the evening Jay Leno? If Finals are over, ears from my horrible singing, 6. Did you wake you fit the above description and are looking for a new spice projects turned in, and report and go download an awesome up to rain pounding on to New Year life, look no further. San Francisco is a notorious cards are in the mail. Itʼs Christmas mix to your I-pod. your window? No worries, haven for New Year fun. From classy restaurants to massive Winter Break, two blissful 4. Feel like living in a small a day inside is the perfect rave parties, there is something for everybody. If you are now weeks of no homework or town is the kiss of death? opportunity to venture into considering heading across the bridge, here are a few ideas to tests. Yet, with so much free Lucky you we live a short, the kitchen, (no, not to raid spice up the big night and cure you of your sad, couch-ridden time, one is left to wonder: half-hour drive away from the the pantry) and try your hand existence. “What else is there to do in “City on the Bay.” Fill the car at cooking. Whip up some Novato besides hibernate in with your favorite people, and cookies or a cake, or be really front of the T.V. for the next spend the day (or weekend) in ambitious and attempt to cook 336 hours until school starts San Francisco. The city offers dinner for your family. again?” a wealth of entertainment to Love one of momʼs recipes? 1. Instead of cruisinʼ choose from. Try and make it yourself. the Square or any of Novatoʼs Suggestions: Union Square, 7. Have you always other “hip” hangouts, stay Pier 39, and Fishermanʼs wanted a white Christmas? in for the night. Bring your Wharf Pack up your skis or posse, or significant snowboard, warmest other, over to the clothes, and your best casa, build a roaring friends, and make the fire, make some hot three-hour drive to chocolate, and break Tahoe. With numerous out the Christmas ski resorts to choose movies. from, a short trip makes Recom mendations: for a fantastic weekend ʻItʼs a Wonderful of days on the slopes Life,” “A Christmas and nights cuddling by Carol,” on the classic the fire. childhood cartoons Canʼt make the trip? “How the Grinch Bring the fun of snow Stole Christmas,” and into your house. Make “A Charlie Brown snowballs out of ice Events: Christmas.” shavings and store in •Cool World Planet New Year ʻ05 2. After your freezer, when ~The Cow Palace. Rave style mega party with a firework continuously stuffing ready, target practice display. your face since on your evil neighbor… •New Yearʼs Aboard the USS Hornet Thanksgiving, a little umm, maybe not. ~USS Hornet, San Francisco. An evening of jazz and exercise would feel 8. Remember those blues on the bay. good. Make it fun nights when you were though. Get a large young, and you and Restaurants: group of people your family would all •Grand Café together, make sure pile in the car and drive ~501 Geary St., San Francisco. Celebrate with cancan 5. December 25th youʼre all wearing old clothes, around town looking at all the dancers and traditional French music. signals the beginning of the and caravan over to one of Christmas lights? Indulge in •One Market after-Christmas sales. Empty Novatoʼs fine fields (Pleasant your childish side and make ~1 Market St., San Francisco. Includes a four~course the contents of all those Valleyʼs a good one), and those rounds again. Be sure meal with breath~taking views of fireworks. Holiday cards (checks or cash engage in a rousing game of to make a stop at Devonshire anyone?) into your wallet mud football. Drive. With all the lights and Clubs: and take advantage of all the Disclaimer: Thereʼs a very decorations, itʼs by far one of •Club Six awesome discounts the store good reason for why itʼs Novatoʼs most impressive. ~60 Six St., San Francisco. Live funk bands, DJʼs, will be offering. called mud football, you will 9. The Holidays reggae and hip~hop. ($20, 8pm~4am) Hint: The department stores get dirty. always mean that the theaters (a.k.a. Nordstromʼs, Macyʼs, •The Endup 3. “Chestnuts roasting on an are bombarded with heart- etc.) tend to offer the largest ~401 Sixth St., San Francisco. House~music marathon open fire, Jack Frost nipping warming Christmas movies. price-cuts. from 10pm until early evening on Jan 1st. at your nose…” spare your Spend the afternoon with the •Kellyʼs Mission Rock family taking ~817 China Basin, San Francisco. For the hip~hop fans. in one of these The huge bash runs from 8pm~6am. ($35~100) e n t e r t a i n i n g films that even Scrooge canʼt help but smile at. Donʼt know what to see? Check out Paigeʼs awesome review of the Polar Express. 10. Last but not least, have fun, be safe, spend time with your family and friends, and be thankful that you have two weeks free of school. HOLIDAY CHEER Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 6

December Days Hanukkah by Alex Randall by Paige Lehman -Hi Neighbor Month Hanukkah is the memorate the rededication defeat the Greek army. with potato latkes, the -Safe Toy and Gift Month Jewish version of Christ- of the temple in Jerusalem When Maccabee and his dreidel game, and the -Bingoʼs Birthday Month mas, right? Actually, the in 165 B.C. Un- army returned lighting over the menorah -National Drunk and celebration of Hanukkah der the Syrian after victoryvictory,, over eight nights. While Drugged Driving Preven- in the U.S. is largely due king Antiochus, they found the presents are exchanged on tion Month to marketing tactics. In an Jews were for-for- temple in ruins. each of the eight nights, 1- World AIDS Day effort to not leave anyone bidden to worwor-- There was only the focus of the holiday 2- National Fritters Day out of the holiday cheer ship, and their enough oil to is to celebrate the his- 3- National Roof-Over- (and shopping), the fes- temple was light the meno- tory and resilience of the Your-Head Day tival of lights has been taken over to rah for one day,day, Jewish people. Hanukkah 4- National Cookie Day blown up into a celebrate honor the Greek but miraculous- may be part of the whole 5- Walt Disneyʼs Birthday equal to Christmas, in god Zeus. Under ly it stayed lit for holiday marketing scheme, National Christmas which gift giving is the the command of eight days. TTodayoday but beyond the “Jewish Tree Lighting most important aspect. In Judah Maccabee, the the holiday is cel- Christmas” idea is an ac- 6- St. Nicholas Day reality, Hanukah is an im- JewsJews were ebrat- tual holiday with traditions 7- Pearl Harbor Day portant but smaller holiday able ed reaching back thousands Hanukkah starts at in the Jewish religion. The to of years. night eight days are to com- 8- National Brownie Day 9- National Pastry Day 10- Human Rights Day 11- UNICEF anniversary byAll Denise NilanI Want... 12- Poinsettia Day 13- National Cocoa Day Snowboarderʼs Survival Kit- complete with a lift pass, cool Burton gloves, wrap around shades to protect from Dick Van Dykeʼs the glaring snow, and a fix if kit for when those bindings break. Birthday A Gift that Breaks a Sweat- GetGet youryour favoritefavorite athleteathlete thethe perfectperfect 14- 1st Mini golf course ggift.ift. TryTry a monthmonth membershipmembership toto MarinMarin Fitness,Fitness, alongalong opened wwithith a colorfulcolorful NalgeneNalgene waterwater bottle,bottle, andand trendytrendy 15- Underdog Day sweatbands. Bill of Rights Day National Lemon Cup- Movie Date- GiftGift cardcard toto Blockbusters,Blockbusters, (or(or cake Day NNetFlicksetFlicks anan onlineonline serviceservice thatthat allowsallows youyou toto 16- Beethovenʼs Birthday rrentent moviesmovies overover thethe internetinternet andand thenthen snail-mailssnail-mails Boston Tea Party tthemhem ttoo yyou.)ou.) a ccozyozy bblanketlanket fforor ttwo,wo, a rromanticomantic 17- Wright Brotherʼs Day DVD like The Notebook, a giftgift certificatecertificate toto ChinaChina VillageVillage alongalong withwith popcornpopcorn 18- Nutcracker First Per- supplies and Junior Mints. formed Bake Cookies Day For Gadgets Guys and Gamer Geeks- FForor tthehe ffriendriend tthathat hhasas eeverythingverything 19- National Oatmeal aandnd moremore looklook forfor newlynewly releasedreleased electronics.electronics. iPodʼsiPodʼs andand PendrivesPendrives (portable(portable Muffi n Day hhardard drive).drive). AndAnd forfor thosethose ggamersamers ofof coursecourse looklook forfor HaloHalo 2 (assuming(assuming theythey 20-Games Day Louisiana donʼt already have it). Purchase Novato Tanning offers wonderful winter Edison 1st Publicly For Your Barbie Girl- deals on tanning to keep that California glow in January. Donʼt forget Demonstrated Light to include a gift certificate to Kʼs Nails to keep up those acrylics Bulb andand a littlelittle blingbling 21- First Day of Winter bling from First Crossword Puz- Claireʼs. zle 22- National Date-Nut For your tie-dye and Birkenstock wearing friend- Bread Day Incense is a natural gift to celebrate the winter solstice. 23- Roots Day Transistor Land of the Sun or anywhere Invented in Berkeley can provide this 24- Johnny Cruelleʼs aandnd manymany otherother earthearth friendlyfriendly giftsgifts (like(like Birthday (Creator of BBobob MMarleyarley pposters).osters). Raggedy Ann and Andy) FeelFeel goodgood ggiftsifts- Give a friend or family 25- Christmas membermember a pricelesspriceless giftgift byby donatingdonating toto 26- Kwanzaa Begins a c charityharity oror non-profitnon-profit organizationorganization inin National Candy Cane theirtheir name.name. GoGo toto www.unicefusa.orgwww.unicefusa.org toto Day orderorder theirtheir cataloguecatalogue 27- National Fruitcake oror makemake a donation.donation. Day 28- National Chocolate From the Teacherʼs Pet- Give the gift that will give you an A. A Day Pledge of Alle- gift certificate to Starbucks or a classic coffee mug is the perfect way giance Recognized to say “thank you and grade my final nicely.” 29- Pepper Pot Day Tiny Tikes- The gift of knowledge is a wonderful thing to share 30- National Bicarbonate with younger people. Excellent books to give are The Polar Express, of Soda Day The Grinch That Stole Christmas and The Night Before Christmas. 31- New Yearʼs Eve HOLIDAY CHEER Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 7

Christmas The Polar Express by Paige Lehman by Paige Thelen Like most holi- of Christmas, as there since contributed largely days in the U.S., Christ- is no actual reference of to the holiday. Santa Claus Once a year theme warms the heart mas as we know it has Christʼs birth date in the himself was created by Christmas comes around, and reveals the child still largely been invented by Bible. While historians political cartoonist Tho- bringing with it at least lurking within all of us. marketing agencies. The now believe Jesus Christ mas Nast, who drew him one sensational holiday With the talented Tom traditional meaning of the was born in the spring, as a fat jolly man with a fl ick to movie theaters Hanks playing four roles holiday has been hijacked fourth century church of- sleigh and a home in the across the in the by consumerism and mate- fi cials decided to observe North Pole. But the latest nation. computer- rialism, but the holiday of the holiday December 25, contribution to Christmas Two years generated Christmas has undergone most likely in an attempt lore was from Robert L. ago, The motion several transformations. to convert and adsorb May, Montgomery Ward Grinch, picture While this copy writer starring and the latest trend and inven- Jim Carrey new mod- of greed tor of Ru- was the ern ani- around the dolph. The “must see” mation in holidays story of the holiday which the is rather red-nosed movie, and characters depressing, reindeer last year actually the history launched everyone look like of Christ- merchan- wanted to their role- mas shows dise, televi- watch Will players, it is an ever sion spe- Farrell in it is hard evolving cials, and tights in to lose holiday. the overall the clas- interest. consumer sic Elf. This year, the The Polar Express is the While mil- feel of the inspiring movie The Polar holiday movie of the lions of holiday. Express is allowing adults year, a “must-see” for the Christians pagan culture into Christi- And as gift and children to believe Christmas season, and an observe the holiday as the anity. In the time after the giving has become the in the spirit of Christmas all around cheerful and birth of Jesus Christ, there fall of the Roman Empire, main part of Christmas, once again. warming story. is little Christianity in its Christmas was the biggest it is being marketed more Directed by Rob- customs and traditions. party of the year. Peasants and more. As a result, ert Zemeckis, the movie, Rentable Holiday Movies: While many people do and nobles alike would the religious meaning originating from the book Elf attend some sort of church attend long church serv- of Christmas has been of the same name, tells a The Grinch service on Christmas or ices and then celebrate by shoved aside. Many unre- story of a young boy on The Nightmare before Christmas Eve, most of getting drunk and creating ligious people (and even the verge of losing his Christmas the holiday cheer actually mayhem. people who practice reli- Christmas spirit. The boy The Santa Clause comes from pagan Euro- Christmas experi- gions other than Christian- is picked up by an “imagi- The Nutcracker pean traditions long before enced a second transfor- ity) celebrate Christmas, nary” train that takes him Iʼll be home for Christ- the time of Christ. The mation beginning in the not as a religious holiday to the North Pole to meet mas Romans, before convert- 19th century. The holiday but rather an American Santa Claus. On his jour- Bad Santa ing en masse to Christi- had come a long way one. ney to the North Pole, the 8 Crazy Nights anity, honored their god from its drunken medieval So, even though boy makes new friends Christmas Carol Saturn with the festival of observance. Instead, fami- Christmas is a pagan and is faced with chal- Miracle on 34th Street Saturnalia each Decem- lies in the 1800s started winter festival adapted by lenges that teach him the Scrooged ber. During Saturnalia, celebrating it as a time for Christians in an attempt joy and love the holidays Jingle All the Way homes were decorated togetherness. Christmas to impose their religion bring. The coming-of-age with garlands and trees trees and yule logs were on others and is now a full of candles. The Celts once again put into use product of a consumer celebrated December 25 as around th holidays. Even economy, have a Merry the birthday of a god born so, Christmas did not Christmas and a Happy of a mortal mother. In the become an actual federal New Year. early days of Christianity holiday in the U.S. until there was no celebration 1870. Americans have Kwanza by Paige Lehman Kwanzaa is the holiday this year. Kwan- ity), ujamaa (cooperative economics), nia (pur- December 26, and is one least known of the Decem- zaa is based pose), kuumba of the few holidays that ber holidays, and also the on seven (creativity), and is celebrated by people of least marketed. Kwanzaa guiding prin- imani (faith). all kinds of religions and is a relatively new holi- ciples: umoja Each principle political views. While it day, created in 1966 by (unity), has its own day is possible that Kwanzaa Dr. Maulena Karenga as a kujichaagulia of the holiday, could somehow be com- way to celebrate African- (self de- and a candle mercialized as most other American culture. It has termina- is lit on the holidays have, at the mo- grown quickly, however, tion), ujima Kinara (similar ment it remains one of the and it is estimated that (collective to a meno- last holidays in which the 18 million people around work and rah). Kwan- original meaning is still the world will observe the responsibil- zaa begins on intact. FEATURES Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 8 Holiday Travel 101 By Katrina Richards The holiday season least two hours early. With if you are under the age of 18 • DONʼT over-pack your with the zero-tolerance policy, usually means one thing and all the security one has to and traveling with a parent bags! Remember that thereʼs youʼll be escorted out. it is not endless gifts or plates go through, itʼs best to be or guardian, you donʼt need an annoying fee of at least • DO make sure to keep of food. Holidays are usually prepared, even if it means to bring an ID, but it makes $50 every time your bag yourself occupied. Whether connected with traveling, ssittingitting aroundaround forfor anan extraextra 4455 iiss o overver t thehe 5 50-pound0-pound l limit.imit. itʼs waiting for your flight but now with heightened mminutesinutes aatt yyourour ggate.ate. 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A Alsolso out and remember that the mmakeake s sureure t too b bringring t thehe MMakeake s sureure t too b bee c courteousourteous hopefully make your airport rrememberemember t too majority of the people around IIDD nnoo mmatteratter wwhat.hat. SSchoolchool wwithith thethe airportairport employees,employees, experience less hectic and bbringring a validvalid you probably share the same IIDsDs w workork j justust asas wellwell asas aandnd e evenven withwith youryour fellowfellow relaxing. pphotohoto IDID withwith annoyance of the airport that llicensesicenses andand statestate IDID cardscards ttravelersravelers a aroundround y you.ou. I Iff y youou • DO get to the airport at you. Usually, you do. for minors. start acting up in the airport, Wisdom Teeth: Ready? by Joe Mertel During a routine beginning of the operation. around my house not feeling next five days consisted of pain away. (The Vicodin was check up at my dentist I was After breathing in the gas for a thing. But, that didnʼt last my icing my cheeks while my the best part of the five days.) told the dreadful line “I think about ten minutes my mind long - once the gas and the friends came over laughing After five days of PlayStation, itʼs time for you to get your was spinning in circles and I numbness wore off, the pain at me calling me “chipmunk ice, Jamba Juice, and Vicodin, wisdom teeth pulled.” Right got really happy. All I could started up. I was bleeding cheeks.” I also spent most of my pain was gone, thus ending as I heard this I was shocked. do was laugh and laugh and I and rolling everywhere and my time playing PlayStation my horrifying experience After remembering all of the couldnʼt stop until they gave kept on having to change my and taking a great deal of with wisdom teeth. horrifying stories my friends me the excruciating shots to bloody pads in my mouth. The Vicodin in order to take the told me, I asked my dentist numb my mouth. The shots if there was any way out of were the only part of the The Gift of Ms. Gates it, like leaving them in? He operation I disliked. They by Dan Saslow insisted it was necessary and hurt so much that I grasped Within each Like the majority of California, she attended a wrote up the report for my the chair leaving finger marks department at every school, students that pass through the Student Teacher conference, appointment. in the arm rest. Fortunately, there are always certain doorway of her multi-leveled and from there was asked teachers and perfected music room, her beginnings to work a full time job. She curricula that stand out. One in music trace back to her later began teaching music at woman, in one room at the grade school days, where Sinaloa Middle School here far end of campus, affects she played piano and began in Novato. No choir program more students than any other clarinet in 3rd grade. She existed at San Marin; she department, let alone any continued her studies into was distressed that choir other person, in the school. high school, where she sang in students trained at Sinaloa Thousands of reeds a trio of girls that performed had nowhere to learn in high have been moistened and and traveled with the school school, and she was met thousands of ivory keys big band. When it came only with rejection as the pounded upon under the time to leave for college, her San Marin teacher refused instruction of Emily Gates. teacher suggested that she to believe that establishing In fact, Gates has the largest enter a liberal arts college a choir would be successful. class load of all the teachers for music, and “figuring that Gates then convinced the in this school – classes it was a good idea,” Gates administration to allow her Open wide! Young teenager winces in pain while dentist including Concert Choir, then applied and entered to set up an informal choir at attempts to pull a tooth. Concert Band, Jazz Choir, the prestigious Wittenberg San Marin, and soon enough, The morning of the the rest of the operation Jazz Band, Independent University. In her junior year, a large amount of students operation was horrible. On was a breeze. A few times I Study Band, Show Choir, her sorority won a singing entered the choir and forced the car ride there, all I could randomly started cracking up, Menʼs Choir, and String contest, at which one of the the creation of two different think about was the pain I but other than that I did great. Ensemble, as well as two judges asked her if she could choirs. For the next 12 years, was going to endure, while Once the dentist said I was musicals a year and work in teach at his middle school. Gates worked with numerous all my mom could talk about all done I was angry because other schools and benefits. When Gates told him she bands teachers, all of which was how she was going to pay I was having a good time She isnʼt even paid for a was just a junior, he said that failed to commit or simply for the operation. The office getting my teeth yanked out. couple of her classes – so he would wait. taught poorly. She eventually reeked of laughing gas, a Afterwards the dentist made when asked how she manages For some years after gave in to the administrationʼs sign that torture must lie in me breath in oxygen through such a schedule, she replied, graduation, she not only requests to teach the band my future. The chair felt like my nose in order to clear out “I want to do everything I can worked at Urbana Middle class, without experience a death bed, as I waited for the laughing gas. to provide for the motivated School, but also (after having or confidence. It has been Satan to take me to a better Once I was at home students out there.” She a baby and leaving teaching) 9 years or so since then, place. The dentist placed the I couldnʼt feel my mouth at also says that eating oranges held a variety of jobs, from and Ms. Gates has created laughing gas mask, which all and I also couldnʼt talk. I everyday provides her with teaching leadership classes an incredible selection of looked like an elephant trunk, was still drugged up from the all the necessary energy for to working as an executive quality classes for a diverse over my nose, marking the operation so I was walking her saturated schedule. secretary. After moving to body of students. FEATURES Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 9 Geekʼs Paradise by Paul Himmelstein where Novato youth can fight The sixteen Some of the more side by side, head to head, or computers lined up for popular games provided are against people nationwide in your entertainment can Gunbound, Day of Defeat, over thirty games provided occasionally be packed with and Battlefield: Vietnam. there. scrawny nerds or linemen. But the most popular game by We all know of the shed light on your regularly “Itʼs a great place to In case this interferes with far is Counter Strike. Junior endless entertainment that scheduled doldrums. It is keep kids off the streets,” says the satisfaction of your blood Ian Bridgeman declares, is Novato. That is, if you the Elite Center, a safe and owner Ruth Collins. And thirst, you can consider calling “CS (Counter Strike) is the consider Slurpees, parking fun environment where itʼs true. With 720 registered ahead of time to reserve your funnest game ever. Iʼve lots, and the occasional anyone can go to play his users, the Elite Center is groups spot, ensuring endless played it forever, and Iʼm movie entertainment. or her favorite online game. rapidly becoming a popular hours of strained eyes and still having fun.” In Counter Fortunately, as of May 25, Located next to the Novato place to go with your friends. seizures. Strike, people are grouped 2004 there is an alternative to Library, the Center is a place into two teams, Terrorists and Counter-terrorists. The goals Reviving the Renaissance of the teams vary with the by Katt Knecht level, but it generally consists of the Terrorists trying to blow something up and the Counter-terrorist preventing it. Other goals can include rescuing hostages or just defeating the opposition (in glorified sprays of blood, I might add). So, you say youʼre interested now? Lucky for you, the sign-up process is simple enough for your pet chimpanzee. Walk in the door, talk to the Ruth at the front desk, and she will ask your name and the user I.D. you desire. At this point, she Left to Right: Krystal Susmani, Natalie Ernst, Briana Kiler, Carrie “Lord of the Bassoon” Gratiot, Aaron Bae, Emma Gauci will give you a permission Despite what you may transforms a castle complete flaming pudding (yes, they independently organized sing form for your parents (in think, the San Marin with a dining hall full of really light it on fire), and a for table and play games. case they find ruthless killing Student Center is actually a 10-foot evergreen trees and real seasoned boarʼs head. Throughout the night, a offensive) and inform you Renaissance banquet hall, banners. Guests are greeted Of course, nothing tops the play is performed starring that you have two free hours filled with trees and an entire at the door by the town crier Wassail, the delicious hot the students and royal court of playtime as a newcomer. royal court. Or, at least it and the banquet hall full of cider served generously to members. And after the This, of course, is intended is from December 3rd-5th, peasants guiding Lords and each person. dinner, a full-length concert to get you addicted, but donʼt when the music department Ladies (guests) to their seats; The Renaissance-style begins. The music is mostly complain, because the rates hosts its annual Madrigal the traditional cries of Steve feast is accompanied by holiday-related, preformed by are fairly cheap. Four dollars Feast, a night of Renaissance Kenyon will now be replaced entertainment provided both Jazz and Concert Choir. for one hour, eight for two dinner and entertainment in with those of sophomore exclusively by music Chairs are pulled back as hours, and they cut a deal at celebration of the upcoming Josh Garcia Cotter. The students dressed as peasants. Show Choir dances and the ten bucks for three hours. holiday season. dinner features a complete During the meal, different audience members are pulled Satisfied now? The Student Center three-course meal, including groups of students who are to the dance floor to burn off Instead of having a date with the calories from the dinner your couch, you can have it rolls piled onto their plates. in one of their chairs with a Holiday Ski Chart As the tired and completely by Clint Potter group of your friends who stuffed guests leave, they are Over the winter-break hordes of have nothing better to do. But serenaded with the tunes of if you want to go on Saturday Californians make the trip up to Tahoe. If Silent Night to follow them afternoon, call in advance, you plan on joing the thousands of people home and back into the 21st because some of the regulars thereʼs a few things you should know: century. Whether you go for one day or one week there never leave. hereʼs some helpful facts that will assist you in deciding where to go. Drive Time Lift Ticket/ # of # of Pros/Cons (according to Season lifts terrain yahoo maps) pass price parks Boreal 3hrs 38mins $36/ $399 9 8 Cheap, good place to learn & make daytrips, gets crowded Heavenly 2hrs 52mins $57/ $299 29 4 Intermidiate skiing, good scenery, variety of trails, snow gets icy fast Kirkwood 3hrs $47/ $319 12 3 Difficult runs, gets lots of snow, slow lifts Sierra-at- 2hrs 48mins $44/ $259 12 5 Not very good terrain or Tahoe runs, gets crowded Sugar 2hrs 50mins $44/ $299 13 2 Good deals w/ coupon, Bowl wide & various runs, good for all levels SPORTS Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 10 Girls Basketball Warms Up by Allyson Walchli As fall sports rapidly The varsity team is equipped timistic about the upcoming positive attitude and strong tyʼs shadow are the J.V. and come to a close, the girlsʼ with a strong defense, a quick season, “hopefully with the mentality, the Mustangs have freshmen squads. They have basketball teams train for the offense, and speed to enable returning seven players and a chance at achieving an un- as much potential as varsity, winter season ahead. Many solid victories in every match. five new faces we will have defeated record. if not more. With the guid- teams have been training and Veteran Dana Sockolov is op- an outstanding year.” With a Following in varsi- ance of the two-year J.V. head conditioning since summer, coach, Sean Kenney, the and this season is their chance team is looking forward to to show just how far they have an outstanding season. While come. The girls possess true only one freshman, Mela- potential on all three levels nie Gauci, was promoted to this year, with a committed J.V., many other underclass- coaching staff and dedicated men share equal talent. The players. John Franzack, a remaining fifteen represent two-year coaching veteran to the freshman team under the San Marin, leads the 2004- leadership of Fred Lucas. Be- 2005 girlsʼ varsity squad. Un- cause all three levels possess der Coach Franzackʼs strict power and determination, the commands, the basketball Mustangs pose a major threat team prepares for an intense to all competition this year. season. With an energetic and positive attitude, Caoch Fran- zack maintains respect from all his varsity players. His ability to motivate and inspire the girls has made basketball one of the most appealing athletic programs offered at the high school level. With seven returning varisty players and five ad- ditions, including two fresh- men, Kaitlyn Conroy and Leslie Witter, the varsity Sophmores Kendall Joyce and squad is prepared to work as Chelsea Bacon take a break a team to defeat their rivals. Varsity post player Ashley Colclough practices with teammates looking on. from J.V practice. Wrestlers Back On the Mats Hoop Dreams By Pat Deshazo by James Gramalia Last season the San team we expect to make this The San Marin boysʼ important experience needed be proud of. Marin wrestlers came in third into a rebuilding year,” stated basketball teams are all to play this season at the place, making it their worst four-year veteran wrestler looking forward to having varsity level. Although last The J.V. teamʼs season in five years. But Tyler Rushton. “But most of successful seasons. The boysʼ year proved disappointing, outlook on this season is this year, they hope for much all I have faith in my team varsity team has only two the team hopes to look at past very optimistic. With a win more then just a bronze. Even and have a very good feeling returning starters from last failures and grow from them. over Marin Academy in their though three vital Mustang that weʼll be bringing home year, Joe Everly and Anthony “ We look good and hope first game, they have already wrestlers graduated last the pennant this year.” G o n z a l e z . matched their year, they still have eight Some new faces who “We only have win total from returning wrestlers from last are expected to break the four returning last season. With yearʼs starting lineup. Two varsity line up are freshmen starters, so new coach Jeff returning wrestlers who Will Rushton, Theo Phan, we are going OʼBrien, the team dominated their way into Christian Gulley, and Brian into the season is more focused, the NCS championship last Miller. Other wrestlers with a fresh and will play up year are Tyler Rushton and who are expected to make start,” said to its potential. Barrett Taylor. Rushton an impact on the starting Gonzalez. “We Juniors Martin and Taylor are captains this positions are returning have a new Kilgariff and year along with third year juniors Loney Nicol, Amir philosophy – Danny Burns wrestlers Kavon Banejad Momenzadeh, Paul Lillie, we have to out will provide and Doug Collins. “With and Nicholas Basile. work the other veteran leadership fifteen new wrestlers on the teams instead for a team made of relying on up of almost all raw talent.” sophomores. The loss of the six seniors, The freshman including Zach team has high B a c h m e i e r hopes going into (San Marinʼs their first season a l l - t i m e of high school leading scorer), basketball. They will give the play well together, r e t u r n i n g Freshman boys practice lay-ups, and have molded players the into a serious opportunity to step up and to make the playoffs,” said group of players lead by Mike become leaders. Last year, Dittman. They will be able Gonzalez and Greg Graniss. juniors Chris Dittman and to play up to, and even above With all the new talent, the Billy Nicolini played on their expectations, and give boyʼs freshman team hopes to varsity, gaining them the the students another team to piece together a great season. SPORTS Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 11 After 13 Weeks in the NFL... By Alex Randall After kickoff in thus far. past Sunday after flailing they enter Week 14 having Seattle Seahawks and the St. early September, the NFL is In the AFC South, the through a four-game losing won five out of their last Louis Rams tied for first with quickly approaching the last Indianapolis Colts, led by the streak. six games. Chicago and records of 6-6. The 49ers are four weeks of the regular trio of QB Peyton Manning, In the NFC West, Detroit both have records of trudging through a rebuilding season, with numerous RB Edgerrin James, and WR the Philadelphia Eagles, 5-7, remaining in striking year, currently holding the teams battling one another Marvin Harrison, have come with the dangerous duo of distance. worst record in the league at for playoff spots. In the AFC off the first 13 weeks with a Donovan McNabb and Terrell In the NFC South, 1-11. East, the reigning champion record of 9-3, having scored Owens at quarterback and the Atlanta Falcons, under While playoff New England Patriots hold a the most points in the league. wide receiver respectively, the command of the amazing pictures are slowly becoming 11-1 record, remaining 6-0 at With six wins and six losses, dominate their division with Michael Vick, lead the clear, these last four weeks home. The New York Jets nip the Jacksonville Jaguars are a record of 11-1, having won division with a 9-3 record. could alter the fate of any at their heels with a record of still looming in the midst. four straight coming off a Only a streak of losses team in thethe lleague.eague. 9-3. The AFC West holds loss to Pittsburgh. The N.Y. could prevent Atlanta from The scheme in the two teams in the top spots Giants, though with a dreary reaching the 2004 playoffs, AFC North is very similar. separated by only two games, record of 5-7, could end up possibly propelling forward The Pittsburgh Steelers, the Denver Broncos (7-5) and in the playoffs if a miracle the Tampa Bay Buccaneers led by rookie quarterback the San Diego Chargers (9-3). occurs. or the Carolina Panthers, Ben Roesthlisberger, sit up A major disappointment in The NFC North, now with dismal record of top with a record of 11-1, this division this year is the similar to the AFC West, 5-7. The New Orleans Saints and are currently on a ten- performance of the Kansas contains two teams sharing stumbled out of the gates and game winning streak. The City Chiefs, who made it to the division throne. Both the currently hold a record of 4- Baltimore Ravens, flying the AFC Championship last Green Bay Packers and the 8. under the radar, hold strong year with a record of 13- Minnesota Vikings hold 7-5 Lastly, the NFC with a 7-5 record, having 3. The Chiefs are now 4-8, records, but Green Bay seems West has not performed allowed a mere 191 points finally winning a game this only to gain momentum as well this season, with the

AFC EAST NFC EAST Team Wins Losses Win % Team Wins Losses Win % New England 11 1 .917 Philadelphia 11 1 .917 N.Y. Jets 9 3 .750 N.Y. Giants 5 7 .417 Buffalo 6 6 .500 Dallas 5 7 .417 Miami 2 10 .167 Washington 4 8 .333 AFC NORTH NFC NORTH Team Wins Losses Win % Team Wins Losses Win % Pittsburgh 11 1 .917 Green Bay 7 5 .583 Baltimore 7 5 .583 Minnesota 7 5 .583 Cincinnati 6 6 .500 Chicago 5 7 .417 Cleveland 3 9 .250 Detroit 5 7 .417 AFC SOUTH NFC SOUTH Team Wins Losses Win % Team Wins Losses Win % Indianapolis 9 3 .750 Atlanta 9 3 .750 Jacksonville 6 6 .500 Carolina 5 7 .417 Houston 5 7 .417 Tampa Bay 5 7 .417 Tennessee 4 8 .333 New Orleans 4 8 .333 AFC WEST NFC WEST Team Wins Losses Win % Team Wins Losses Win % San Diego 9 3 .750 Seattle 6 6 .500 Denver 7 5 .583 St. Louis 6 6 .500 Kansas City 4 8 .333 Arizona 4 8 .333 Oakland 4 8 .333 San Francisco 1 11 .083 Fall Sports Awards Womenʼs Water Polo Menʼs Cross-Country Ladies Tennis Sportsmanship: Meg Crowley Sportsmanship: Roger Klein Sportsmanship: Karen MacKintosh Most Improved: Jenna Dawson Most Improved: Michael Warner; Bryant Most Improved: Angela Shi Most Valuable Player: Myra Perez Benter Most Valuable Player: Ayla Potter Most Valuable Player: Casey Kasten Menʼs Water Polo Junior Varsity Cheer Sportsmanship: Paul Lillie Womenʼs Cross-Country Sportsmanship: Kim Reubens Most Improved: Geoff Elsmore Sportsmanship: Madison Stenberg Most Valuable Player: Matt Petty Most Improved: Sophie Nguyen Varsity Cheer Most Valuable Player: Briana Van Epps; Sportsmanship: Nina Tran, Ashley Ng Junior Varsity Soccer Alison Greggor Most Inspirational: Nina Tran Sportsmanship: Phil Bouriguette; Hunter Most Valuable Player: Kristen Jones Geison Freshmen Volleyball Most Valuable Player: Loney Nicol Sportsmanship: Aimee McEachern Freshmen Football Most Valuable Player: Sarah Greggor Sportsmanship: Mike Gonzalez Varsity Soccer Junior Varsity Volleyball Most Valuable Player: Travis Warren Sportsmanship: Filli Ramirez Sportsmanship: Caitlin Rugani Most Improved: Alex DeConde Most Valuable Player: Alyson Arnheiter Junior Varsity Football Most Valuable Player: Ian Walsh Sportsmanship: Todd Burke Varsity Volleyball Most Valuable Player: Vince Ross Ladies Golf Sportsmanship: Becky Pelka Sportsmanship: Lauren Schwarze Most Improved: Becky Pelka Varsity Football Most Improved: Elena Miller Most Valuable Player: Signy Toquinto; Megan Sportsmanship: Nick Basile: Greg Mercurio Most Valuable Player: Allison Green Faherty Most Improved: Nic Banaugh Most Valuable Player: Kristian Correnti ODDS AND ENDS Pony Express December 13, 2004 • Page 12 Holiday Fun Facts by Clint Potter Straight From the •Due to the time zones, Santa has 31 hours to deliver gifts! This means that he would have to visit 832 homes Horseʼs Mouth: each second! A Little Gossip From •According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners. Around the Stable •During the holiday buying season, Visa cards alone are used an average of 5,340 times every minute in the By Denise Nilan United States. •Plastered in the Novato Advance, a notorious football player receives a DUI •It is not a sure thing that turkey was part of the 1st Thanksgiving Feast, but venison was definitely part of •Check how pure you are at Puritytest.net. the meal. •Make friends with an Old Navy employ and receive a 20% card. •There are 16 correct ways to spell Hanukkah: •Biology class endures frog dissection. Chanuccah, Channuka, Channukah, Chanuka, •Infamous dancing unit horrifies freshman. (Who doesnʼt love Cotton- Chanukkah, Chanuko, Hannuka, Hannukah, Hanuka, Eyed-Joe?) Hanukkah, Hanukka, Hannukka, Kanukkah, •Annual Cookie-Bake-Off earns students a huge amount of pocket- Khannuka, Khannukah, Khanukkah change. •The only work women are allowed to do during the •Ben Nelson completes his homemade guitar. time the menorah is lit is cook. •Kaitlyn Conroy and Leslie Witter score coveted spots on the Varsity •Guatemalan adults do not exchange Christmas gifts Basketball team as freshmen. until New Yearʼs Day. Children get theirs (from the •New weekend hot spot is the IVC trail. Christ Child) on Christmas morning. •Ms. Andersonʼs 6° ʻjokeʼ about the new culinary class perplexes •When visiting Finland, Santa leaves his sleigh behind student body. and rides on a goat named Ukko. Finnish folklore says •Photo darkroom develops a mysterious odor. that Ukko is made of straw, but is strong enough to •Chad Stuart, head Varsity basketball coach, sure to draw a female carry Santa Claus anyway. crowd at home games. •There are 364 gifts mentioned in “The Twelve Days of •Cannabis leaf replaces the ʼ05 on the hill – very clever. Christmas”. •Terra Linda beats Marin Catholic in NCS Championship: MC players •Americaʼs official national Christmas tree is located in reportedly in tears. Kingʼs Canyon National Park in California. The tree, a •Christen Inedlanger and Jeremy Shaver duke it out at break. giant sequoia called the “General Grant Tree”, is over •On December 6, drug dogs search cars and send a student away in 90 meters (300 feet) high, and was made the official Christmas tree in 1925. handcuffs. •Starbucks brings back peppermint mochas for the holidays. •Christmas has different meanings around the world; •Alexis Buescher, sick of high school boys, moves on the college men. Christmas Eve in Japan is a good day to eat fried chicken and strawberry shortcake. •Chutzpah Clubʼs dreidel drive raises gelt (chocolate coins) for charity. •Kwanzaa, means “first fruits of the harvest” in the African •Winter was a time of celebration to pre-Christian Romans and st they decorated fir trees in honor of the Winter solstice. language and celebrates the 1 harvest of the year. •Kwanzaa is neither political nor religious and despite some •It is important that the Kinara not be confused with the misconceptions, is not a substitute for Christmas. It is simply a menorah. The Kinara holds seven candles to reflect the seven time of reaffirming African-American people, their ancestors principles which are the foundation of Kwanzaa. and culture. Crossword by Beth Sekishiro and Dan Saslow ACROSS Francisco prefix 10. Small Town Fun 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 27. Knights that say item #6 1. Upcoming source of 9 San Marin joy with 25- 28. Dance drink 11. Early morning 10 11 12 13 across 29. Tree product/ winter driving hazard sentimental person 12. January Drama 6. Bunny variety 14 9. Pirate exclamation 31. Important person event 15 10. Upcoming music – sometimes natters 13. Third Rock from 35. Cheer teamʼs January the Sun department event 16 17 14. Prilosec ___ (needs no destination 16. Simile word 18 19 20 21 prescription) 37. Singular dice 19. “___ You Need Is 38. Cal mascot Love” 15. Some classes make 22 23 you do this 39. Gumbo veggie 20. Groomʼs vow 24 25 16. Response to cuteness 40. Spork mother 23. Florida – the ______state 17. ____ de France DOWN 26 27 18. A ______in the Sun 25. Upcoming school 28 29 30 31 32 21. Latin phrase, “and the 2. Villain of Democrats in nightmare rest” – abbr. 2000 election 30. Credit card number 22. Classes helping those 3. Latest shoe trend abbr. 33 34 35 new to US 4. What Odie might say 32. Ancient English 5. Mediterranean or Baltic teacher 23. Teacher Chris 36 6. NUSD superintendent 34. Spork father 24. It warns of rain 37 38 25. On December 17th, 7. Dis __ Dat 36. Teacher Feldman, 8. Daily school-sports Barbieʼs ex weʼll be ____! 39 40 26. Marin, Carlos, duty 38. Derek, or Peep