INSIDE: Opposing Viewpoints: Youth Revolt? (see page 2)

ServingServingServing the thethe Archbishop ArchbishopArchbishop Mitty MittyMitty Community CommunityCommunity Volume 19 Number 4 March 2010 Behind the Scenes: Mitty Parking East Lot Q&A with Mrs. Cathy Campbell So what are your main concerns/hopes for Mitty parking and Mitty drivers? Well, I hope students realize that we’re here to help them and not to persecute them. We want to get them into class on time and safely, but also to park legally. So we try to get as many as we can in here and, if we can’t, we try to accommodate them in other parking lots. What was your most frightening or exciting moment in a Mitty parking lot? Some strangers tried to drop a bag off in the bushes and then tried to get onto campus. It was clear that they were trying to be where they shouldn’t be for the wrong reasons. I thought that we were here just to park the kids and then be done, but, yeah, there’s more than that…there are out- side influences trying to get to you guys. What would you like to say about your reputation as a parking lot lady? The official term is “parking lot supervisor.” Other terms are “parking lot mom,” “parking lot Nazi,” and “parking lot lady.” You know, I just love the kids and it’s fun. Most of them don’t realize I went here and it was open campus, so I know all the ways to get in and out. And I remember what it was like to be a student…but, I just love the kids. And if they’re trying to get away with something, I can most part, Mitty’s Parking Supervisors show off the tools of their trade as they attempt to tame the chaos of our “paved paradise.” id going xtension Curbside Info: The 411 on Parking at Mitty of their parents. By Hannah Moeller The second most commonly broken parking rule is students,” explains Mrs. Wesmiller,er, “but Staff Writer turning left onto Mitty Ave from the senior lot exit. Ad- for us to build anything, we mustust get On a typical school day morning at Archbishop Mitty, ditionally, students are not allowed to drive straight across , and the parking lot can truly resemble a vehicular labyrinth Mitty Way from the senior lot exit to Bevans. During peak the city asks our neighbors if they straight out of a chase scene in The Bourne Identity. Between traffi c hours, this area becomes very dangerous because of . No 7:20 and 7:40, over one thousand cars are registered under the poor visibility, and as a result, there have been accidents one wants a big, tall, ugly structureure the Mitty parking program. For many students, the parking and many close-calls. It is safest to turn right onto Mitty built near their house.” process is a diffi cult balancing act of not being late to class, Way from the senior lot exit. The neighbors most com- shortening the after-school walk to the car, and obeying the So what does the future look like for Mitty parking? monly request that extremely often-daunting number of parking regulations. “We have no drastic changes in mind,” says Mrs. Wes- tall buildings not be built and “The most common offense is students parking any- miller, “But we do want to continue to expand the carpool that students do not park in front of their homes, as it is where in the surrounding neighborhoods where they aren’t program.” frustrating to have parking spaces taken up, as well as supposed to,” says Mrs. Wesmiller, assistant dean and head With the carpool program, students drive with their having garbage bins or yard waste moved or parked over of the parking department. “Especially on the corner where peers and enjoy parking spots in senior lots especially by students. Park Meadow turns into Lapa Drive,” she continues, “Stu- reserved for members of the program. The program helps If Mitty were to satisfy both neighbors and students and dents park past the Lapa street sign, placing them on Lapa reduce the number of cars being driven to school every build an underground structure, the cost of such a project Drive where they are not permitted to park.” day, freeing parking spaces and lowering overall gas con- would increase by millions of dollars—an unfeasible ex- Sometimes, students are running late to class and take sumption. Currently, about fi fty carpool cars are driven to pense. Ultimately, the parking situation at Mitty is left with the fi rst available parking spot they can fi nd. Since parking school each day. With advertising, Mitty hopes to increase little room to grow or change. Other high schools, such as is limited at Mitty and many students drive themselves to participation and convert more regular senior spots to Serra and Valley Christian, experience similar stressful school, few easily accessible and permitted spots are left, carpool spots. limitations, all resulting in frustrations for students. and the quickly found parking spots may be illegal. The It has been suggested by many that Mitty should build “When students become frustrated, occasionally they resulting consequence is often a Saturday detention for the a parking structure. may break rules or lash out at our parking staff,” says Mrs. student driver. “We would love to build a parking structure for out Wesmiller. see PARKING, page 16 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Curtain Call for Class of 2010 By Payam Mirfendereski and Sumedh Guha Meszaros, closely cooperated with them in order to create the best performance on Staff Writers stage. All the crew, including students’ parents, worked hard to arrange the scenery and Mitty recently wrapped up its production of the musical-comedy Dirty Rotten choose costumes and props. The cast too had an active part in the production of the Scoundrels, a story of two con men and their amusing lives on the French Riviera. musical, helping with inerpreting the characters and improvising in rehearsals. With W e stude ts app ec ated t e p all the hard work, it’s no surprise that Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a smash success. diffi cult and co Though the musical may have drawn wild laughter from the audience, many of explains, “Th the students involved in the production regarded it as a bittersweet experience. For for many of o the talented actors of the class of 2010, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was their last show We have a cre on the Kinkade Theater stage, and a last chance to work alongside their friends and rrunun crew to spot lights.” peers at Mitty. Mr. Santana collaborated with Mr. Kimont for Senior Logan Breitbart (an ensemble member in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels), who the music production, and with Ms. Moura for the has participated in every Mitty show since his freshman year, refl ected on one of his choreography. Mr. Santana’s student stage manager, fi rst turns in the Mitty spotlight—the comedic play Lend Me a Tenor. Alison Kalpakoff, along with assistant director, Sierra see SCOUNDRELS, page 16 OPINIONS Opposing Viewpoints: Do Teens Need Provisional Rules? TEENAGERS ARE PEOPLE TOO THERE ARE RULES FOR A REASON By Eugene Woo simply because of their lack of experience, By Sneha Singh ing the increasingly popular “Call of Duty.” Staff Writer and therefore it is completely unreasonable Staff Writer Teens’ excuse for this could be that they to force all teenagers to comply with stricter Why do most 16-year-olds drive like need time to “unwind.” Do they really need “The youth are our future,” people rules simply because of their age. they’re missing a part of their brain? to “unwind” up until dinner time? always say. Yet adults still continue to No one is claiming to be a Nobel Prize Because they are. Teens account for a mind-boggling denigrate teens as universally impulsive, winner fresh out of high school. We just “Adolescence is a period of profound number accidents and injuries. Is that not frivolous, and reckless—and then they use want our fair share. The youth only got the brain maturation, and that maturation is not reason enough to put restrictions on their these stereotypes to unfairly discriminate 18 year-old vote because our country wanted complete until about age 25. It’s a process,” driving? The rule that states that teens must against us. We are bullheaded, pigheaded, to send us to war. Since then, youth have had states Dr. Ken Winters, a professor in the have their license for a year before driving and bigheaded, they say, but sometime in a dismal showing at the polls, but those who Dept. of Psychiatry at the University of their friends is not intended to make teens the future we become the responsible, sen- do show up at the polls are one step above Minnesota. feel powerless or constrained, but to keep sible adults that run society. So when does the signifi cant number of adults that do not Teens under the age of 18 have to wait them from injuring or possibly killing other that transformation occur? Does something show up as well. While some adults may a year to drive their friends around town. teens with their rash and impulsive driving. in our heads snap as we turn eighteen, or make derisive arguments that our voting Insurance prices for teens are signifi cantly Today’s youth also seems to hold twenty-one? How can a universal standard percentage is remarkably low, we can point higher than for adults. Those under eighteen, tremendous animosity towards any sort of for maturation be applied to everyone? out that some of us do vote. And some adults even those who feel strongly about political “work.” Their excuse this time is that, “we It can’t. Some people may indeed grow don’t. There is overlap; there is no clear line issues, are not permitted to vote. It seems have our whole lives to work, and only a responsible and mature at eighteen, while short window of opportunity to be a kid and others might grow up at nineteen. Some may have fun.” Again, we see that teens really never grow up at all, while others grow up at are not considering their future with this younger ages, at least in terms of responsi- “happy-go-lucky” mentality. Clearly, their bility and good sense. Intellectual maturity underdeveloped brain is at fault. simply isn’t a function of age: many teen- Nowadays teenagers do not even want agers, even freshmen, in high school have to take a break from television or idle hours more rational reasoning power than a sizable spent with iPods to even spend time with portion of the adult population. their families. Any parent of a teenager Certainly as a whole, the teenage will confi rm that their son’s or daughter’s population possesses less developed minds belongings are always scattered across the than adults, and it shows in driving habits, fl oor, beds are always unmade, and their irresponsible consumption of drugs and closet is a black hole where everything, alcohol, or even in a certain lackadaisical from food to school textbooks, can simply way of speaking. be dumped in. If asked, most teens would But simply because some teenagers are be unable to fi nd the washing machine in immature, it doesn’t follow that all teenagers drawn in the sand. But we pretend that there as if today’s society really has something their house. Texting and video games are should be forced to follow unfair restric- is when we artifi cially place boundaries at against teens. the most exercise some teens get. They tions in driving and other aspects of life. age 18 and then wrongly restrict all teens And for good reason. The part of the hate almost every subject taught in school, Many teenagers have the moral and logical based on the misbehavior of a few. brain that is still developing plays a critical or simply, anything that requires cognitive convictions to allow them to easily resist A child prodigy of music who practices role in decision making, problem solving, brain function. They procrastinate and do temptations of, not youth, but immaturity. hours every day while maintaining superb and in general, long-term thinking. Is this not take responsibility for their actions. All I challenge critics of teens to look at grades, or a sports star who maintains not a good enough reason to keep teens of this requires that government and schools many adults. Adults themselves are prone physical fi tness as well as moral integrity in safe by restricting their driving privileges, keep stronger restrictions on teenagers to to the same mistakes that youth make. all aspects of life—both of these are signifi - or keeping them from voting? Let’s face it. keep them from total breakdown. Although youth without doubt make them cantly different from the apathetic youth who Teens are irresponsible and need to be kept Surely, as with any generalization, there more readily, the discrepancies are not so doesn’t think school is worth his or her time, on a tight leash. are exceptions. There are, of course, some big to warrant the response and reaction that or the junkie who really likes to go 0-60 in Teenagers say they are “inexperi- teens who choose to do something produc- society has given. 10 seconds on a residential side street. But enced.” How about careless? It’s no secret tive with their lives. Of course there are Any teenager who has learned the value we are all inappropriately grouped as one and that today’s teens act mainly on impulse. some teens who deserve more credit than of dedication has already traveled halfway subjected to the same stricter rules. “Thinking twice” or “thinking in the long society gives to them; nevertheless, that towards maturity. Dedication and persever- The generalization made when refer- run” is practically an unheard concept for does not take away from the fact that many ance have always been virtues that are signs ring to teens shouldn’t be enforced by today’s youth. teens simply cannot handle the responsibili- of maturity. Foresight and responsibility making all teenagers follow special rules Let’s consider a day in the life of one ties that come with adulthood. should be the true measure of character, simply because of age. When dealing with of today’s teens. Most of them cannot even It is no coincidence that the people rather than the arbitrary status of age. individuals, preconceived notions of teen- wake themselves up on time for school, who slack off in school during their teen- In reality, when you observe the lives age shortcomings should be thrown out the and when they do so, they immediately fi nd age years are generally the ones who end of people in society, these noble traits are window, because youth can sometimes even themselves scrambling to fi nd their home- up unemployed or struggling to make ends distributed unevenly around the population. be wiser than adults. work, or in some cases, make up excuses for meet in the future. There are always some lazy, apathetic, and The truly intelligent teenagers know why they could not do their homework. An If America wants to move forward as narrow-minded adults and bright, hard- their weaknesses and how to overcome them, “exhausting” seven hours passes at school, a world power, they must fi nd other means working, and tolerant teenagers. Those teen- and truly experienced adults know that many and later kids fi nd themselves at home, on to keep today’s teens, individuals that will agers should not be discriminated against teenagers are thoughtful and responsible. the couch, watching TV, or perhaps, play- inevitably be our future, in line.

DID YOU KNOW? “Teenage drivers account for only 6.4 percent (12.5 million) of the total drivers in the United States, but account for 14 percent of all drivers involved in fatal crashes and 18 percent involved in police-reported crashes.” March 2010 • Opinion Page 3

SENIORITIS: THE CLASSIC EPIDEMIC By Ally Lockwood tempts to simultaneously elude and com- have continued to tirelessly crank out late goes into remission sometimes… for like Staff Writer plete homework. night essays and formulate equations for an hour.” Procrastination has become a refi ned the square root of eternal math doom. I It’s usually during that hour when Senioritis, not unlike other debilitat- art form for many seniors—and boy, are commend them, and usually end up asking work ethic prevails that we have realized ing diseases of the same suffi x (pancre- they proud. If you can go a day without them for help on my homework. But for the for a fl eeting moment that what awaits atitis, appendicitis—Shout out to E Fang overhearing a senior complain about their most part, the way a large, lazy amoeba of us around the corner from graduation is, on the recovery!) can become extremely workload or fatal senioritis, I commend seniors see it, they’ve spent so much time indeed, more schooling. acute and potentially fatal particularly in you. But I also doubt that you are anywhere over the past four years studying, working, But in all reality, fi nding a way now the closing months of the second semes- on cam- and sweat- to get work done in a manner that is both ter. Common side effects include, but are pus, and ing all productive and as pain free of a process not limited to: lack of studying, repeated are proba- the small as possible will only help you in the long absences, and a generally dismissive and bly in fact things with run. None of us have ever really wanted apathetic attitude toward all things school living in a awkward- to sit around doing homework when it was related (especially post Monarch Mad- cave. This ly clammy a wonderful day outside, but we did it as ness). According to urbandictionary.com, campus is hands and underclassmen because we felt that we the “only known cure is a phenomenon a breeding chewed- were working towards something. That’s known as graduation.” This fact is a bit of ground for over nub- why we’ve been saving up and waiting a shame for many of us, judging from the a deadly by pencils for senior year to fi nally have a chance to thirty or so school days we have left in the senioritis that they bust out that senioritis excuse and take for grading period. that seems feel they the sunshine! It cannot be denied that this highly to mani- deserve to So in that respect, go ahead and ex- contagious and rapidly spreading ailment fest itself from the moment the fi nal col- spend the next few months soaking up cuse yourself from working on those math has overtaken a significant number of lege app is submitted. Second semester: the sun, cultivating chrysanthemums, and problems—it is a lovely day outside. Bake Mitty’s upperclassmen. A stroll by senior living the dream, with a webgrade profi le feelin’ sassy. yourself some brownies, celebrate your hill garners nothing less than an assault of littered by incompletes and an attendance This all being said, I’d like to point acceptances. complaints about workload and develop- record full of unexcused absences. out that senioritis is nothing but a pathetic I won’t lie: being a senior feels great, ment of acute senioritis. Indeed, for many Still, senioritis has not dug its dirty, excuse for the fact none of us feel like do- whether you’re plagued by senioritis or seniors, battling school while enduring the infectious, claws into the entire class of ing our work. As Senior Sarah Bernosky not. As for the senioritis jokes? We’ll laugh pangs of senioritis has become something 2010. There are a number of members of (who, for the record, fully admits to being for the hundredth time now, but they can of a game—a balancing act between at- the senior class who, bless their little souls, stricken by senioritis) pointed out, “it only go for so long.

WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT? TEXAN TEXTBOOKS The Ugly Side of High School Dating How a State is Literally Rewriting History

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B.I.G.). When it is the only reason as to why people ing within the walls of high school proves to McCarthy’sCarthy’s fi nger-point- The only question are dating, the act of dating seems to be a be a testament of one’s character, and in that, ing fervor has been largely remaining is will these moot point. Yes, they are cute… so what? a refl ection of the society in which they live, deridedided in modern timestimes,, changes be welcomed There are plenty of people who are attrac- With shows like MTV’s Is She Really but the Texas StStateata e Board by teachers and play a tive, but what is the point of dating someone Going Out with Him? and VH1’s Tool Acad- of EEducationducation is calling foforr signifi cant role in shaping for merely that purpose. Two reasons come emy mirroring the notions that are upheld a positivei i revamp off theh the young minds of today to mind, and two reasons only: jealousy today, the question remains: Why are you Senator’s image in light of and tomorrow. (people always want what they can’t have), going out with them? new evidence. There is, however, a caveat The answer is no. Page 4 Opinions • March 2010

CODE WORD: SOCIAL JUSTICE American Terrorism: In response to Glenn Beck’s view on Christian Social Justice By Ritty Zhai The only thing that you will be judged on A Reality Check Staff Writer is how you treat the poor and the needy in your society. Social justice is at the heart of By Manosai Eerabathini On March 2, Glenn Beck insisted mil- Christianity. It isn’t something you can just Staff Writer lions of American Christians leave their detach from the religion. Even Beck’s own Typically, we associate the word “terrorist” with scary-looking foreigners. churches, warning that Christian groups Mormon Church has criticized him for fail- Particularly after the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center towers, security across the U.S. promote Nazism and ing to recognize the value of social justice. measures have increased sharply to protect America from terrorists of other na- Communism. And how does one tell the Beck even went a step further in the tions. However, it has become alarmingly apparent that on a domestic level, many difference between “safe” Christianity and “offensive” direction: he boldly associated citizens of the United States are now committing open acts of terrorism to further a sinister threat? According to Beck, any social justice with the concepts of Nazism their political or religious beliefs. Though these recent crimes have made their church that promotes social justice should and Communism. He calls it a “code word” way into the public eye, it seems as though the American public is reluctant to be avoided at all costs. that Christians should avoid. But really, even see those acts as terrorism. The reasons for such visible acts of violence may With that bold pronouncement, Beck standing up for the rights of the poor and differ in terms of extremist religious motives and practical frustrations with the argued against everything we’ve learned the needy is not being a Nazi or a Commu- government, but the premises are strikingly similar. about Christianity. nist. It’s called being Since the al-Qaeda terrorists were responsible for the premeditated attacks of Religion is a Christian. September 11, 2001, Islamic fundamentalism has been seen as a serious threat to mandatory class at Striving for jus- the U.S. However, the appalling act of deliberately crashing a plane into a build- Mitty, so everyone tice in our world is ing repeated itself on February 18, 2010, when a disgruntled software engineer, here knows social benefi cial to society Joe Stack, crashed a small plane into an IRS building in Texas. Yet far from being justice as one of the as a whole, and it religiously influenced into the core teachings of the definitely is not an suicide mission, the demented Catholic Church. ideology that should Stack led a personal “jihad” of We’ve all heard our be shot down. Where his own—completely secular teachers stress the would the world be in intentions yet delusional and importance of social without powerful violent in action. In expressing justice; we join clubs, go on immersion trips, religious leaders, including Archbishop his outrage over taxes by publicly and do at least 25 hours a year of commu- Oscar Romero and Rev. Martin Luther crashing a plane into a building, nity service, all to help those in our world King Jr., who fought tirelessly for social Stack exemplifi es terrorism. who are less fortunate than we are. We, as justice? Likewise, the homeless shelters Yet many are reluctant to a Catholic school, try to live out the teach- and food banks that have been set up in the acknowledge Stack’s commit- ings of Christian justice as best as we can. community for the unfortunate are not signs ment to domestic terrorism even And the Church is immutably tied to so- of Communism. They signify the love and though it is exactly that. Right- cial justice: after all, Jesus’ most important compassion that we as a society have toward wing extremists, in fact, have instruction to his followers in the Gospels those in need. Evil does not lie in trying to been quick to lionize Stack as a was to care for the poor, the needy, and the achieve social justice; rather, it lies in apathy patriot. Massachusetts Senator sick. He wants us to follow in his footsteps, toward other people’s suffering. Scott Brown (R) shrugged off living out social justice by helping the un- A church without the desire to forward the attack, claiming that “people fortunate and standing with them in their social justice is not a church. Simply put, it are frustrated” and “no one likes times of need. He taught his disciples that is the goal of all churches, to help the poor paying taxes.” it doesn’t even matter how you pray, where and to seek equality for all people. Simply because we can re- you worship, or how often you go to church. No code words are needed here. late to that feeling of frustration, does not mean that we should try to explain away what it is: a blatantly obvious act of domestic terrorism. After all, the senator would never even so much as hint that the 9/11 attacks were under- REASONOUS EXTING standable. Regardless of the intentions, it is incumbent upon us to acknowledge all T T levels of terrorism as they manifest themselves through shocking acts of violence. Elected Representatives Deceive the Public Whether it be the rising threats of a violent coup to overthrow Obama or the murder of Dr. George Tiller, who performed late-term abortions, the open By Linda Nguyen being of the public. Texting has only made manner in which violence is being carried out by right wing extremists should be Staff Writer it easier for lobbyists to communicate their alarming to all. Yet in many media outlets, conservatives such as Bill O’Reilly agenda straight to policymakers. Before the actually seem to condone this sort of crime, ignoring the enormity of this terror- Government is supposed to be con- advent of smartphones and Blackberries, ism and instead focusing on the purported villainy of the targets—painting Obama trolled by the people, yet sometimes the City Council members visibly passed along as a dictator and doctors who perform abortions as cruel mass-murderers. That voice of the masses is drowned out by the notes that the public could catch sight of. a country built upon the principles of reason can support unreasonable action is desires of a few. The latest threat to the Now, electronic communication between utterly incomprehensible. voice of the people, surprisingly, comes members of the city council and legislators The double standard when defi ning terrorism occurs both internationally and from texting. is more obscure and concealed from the domestically. For example, racial profi ling takes place at airports even though Imagine yourself at a San Jose City public, and only rarely becomes apparent. criminals realize how the system can be manipulated to their advantage, making Council meeting. As members take turns Even the iPhone fanatic San Francisco racial profi ling completely ineffective as well as discriminatory. to speak on the people’s behalf, you can mayor Gavin Newsom has requested for Just recently, the weakness of racial profi ling was exemplifi ed: On the basis of witness intense texting sessions proceeding legislation that would limit the use of texting her daily life, Colleen LaRose was just another middle-aged blonde woman living between several people in the audience and and email during city council meetings. Any in the suburbs, yet she was in fact conspiring with terrorists to commit murder. the city council members. This is utterly ap- outside information given to them by lob- Leading a seemingly innocent life by day, LaRose undertook the role of “Jihad palling, as these audience members are in byists should be done before the meeting. Jane” by attempting to recruit militants online by night. Had she not been seized by fact lobbyists who are telling the City Coun- During the meetings however, text messages the F.B.I., it is not completely unrealistic to see that LaRose may have succeeded, cil members verbatim exactly what to say. can lead to the unfair infl uence by the lob- partly because she appears to be just another “patriotic, all-American” woman. In In a meeting where members are speak- byists. While San Francisco has yet to draft this context, her race gave her the upper hand and the element of surprise, as no ing in front of a live audience, they should legislation for this dilemma, San Jose has one would expect her to be undertaking such a daunting task. This is probably the focus on giving a sincere presentation to decided to combat the issue. most troubling problem with the American mentality in defi ning terrorism. When the people than on receiving messages On March 8, 2010, the San Jose City seemingly normal citizens shift towards domestic terrorism, we fail miserably in concerning information that they should Council unanimously voted in favor of a realizing their true identity as radicals deluded by the concept of profound violence. have prepared in the fi rst place. These texts measure that will reveal to public record Ultimately, the necessary solution to such a problem requires an ethical shift can mislead the public into viewing an in- any electronic messages via texting or email regarding the mentality of many Americans. We are reluctant to see our own competent government offi cial as profi cient. sent from lobbyists or interests that pertain citizens as terrorists. But it is crucial to realize that such generalizations serve It’s ironic that texting and electronic to the matter of discussion at meetings. This as a detriment to ensuring security on any level. Although profi ling is not the exchanges of ideas that have made govern- measure is an extensive disclosure regula- proper means to identify a threat, too many fi nd it rather convenient to be able to ment information more readily available tion and a step in the right direction. distinguish supposed terrorists from a crowd of a 100 simply based on color and to the pppeople San Jose’s objective in curbing the use conspicuous religious affi liation. Even the Republican Senator James Inhofe of now hahaveve ththee of texting during commission meetings is Oklahoma states his belief “in racial and ethnical profi ling because all terrorists potentialpotential to the fi rst of many fundamental steps in keep- are Muslims or Middle Easterners.” work againstagainst ing rules on ethics and disclosure current Perhaps these outrageous comments are as disturbing as the actual terrorist thethewe well-ll- with continuous advancements in technol- acts. To think that some of our nation’s “leaders” encourage profi ling sheds light ogy. State Assemblyman John Perez even on the troublesome reality that our view of terrorism is far too narrow-minded. In mentioned how a limit on texting during an especially troubled society where many frustrations are on the brink of eruption, Assembly meetings could potentially reduce we must accept that terrorism can occur both in large, militarily active groups in distractions and keep meetings more open to Afghanistan as well as in isolated, disconcerted citizens of this country who take the public. On that note, San Jose should be matters into their own hands. lauded for its insistence on shifting attention back to the community. Arts & Entertainment Entourage of Oddity The brilliant and original film family of director Tim Burton By Justin Hough Staff Writer In 1985, a The fi rst of these talents is Danny Elfman. Former Carter’s joining the group allowed Burton to fi ll one of young direc- lead singer of the eccentric band Oingo Boingo, Elfman his last gaps: a strong recurring actress who can perform a tor entered the was approached by Burton to write the musical score for multitude of characters. popular spot- Pee-wee’s Big Adventure his fi rst fi lm. Elfman’s unique Tim Burton’s crew has always been a loyal bunch. light after tunes were perfect for the aspiring director’s style. Since Dedicated to making the most of their movies and achieving working on then, Elfman has produced music for all of Burton’s fi lms full creative potential, they have created some of the best, Pee-wee’s with only four exceptions—Sweeney Todd: The Demon most bizarre movies in the past few decades. And while Big Adven- Barber of Fleet Street, Cabin Boy, Ed Wood and James and Burton’s latest fi lms have been criticized as too mainstream, ture, a film the Giant Peach. This was undoubtedly a key to Burton’s this is the man who would not make a second Batman fi lm adaptation of creative success—music is just as important to setting a unless he was given full control. Wherever you stand on his a popular chil- scene’s mood as any visual. The fact that their two equally latest fi lms such as Alice in Wonderland, it is obvious he dren’s show. eccentric minds wound up together is truly a miracle, as and his friends will not stop doing what they love: creating This same both of them are clearly a 1 in a 1000 fi nd. Burton had fi lms that represent their own director went already been a fan of Oingo Boingo before he and Elfman unique fl air. on to helm started working together. Since then they have become They have revo- a film that good friends even outside of their jobs, and show no signs lutionized many as- became fa- of ceasing their partnership. pects of the film mous for Another quirky talent and close friend is Johnny industry in the ’80s changing Depp, a name that needs no introduction. Though now very and ’90s and no mat- superhero respected and famous, Depp was a teen idol at the time of ter how much gag- movies to meeting Burton, fresh from his show 21 Jump Street (look worthy merchandising a darker, it up—you’ll never look at Depp the same way again). Depp I see of their intellectual grittier tone. This and Burton connected as soon as they met. Depp’s offbeat property, Tim was followed by a semi-autobiographical fi lm about a boy acting ability put a face to Burton’s scripts, and Burton’s Burton and his with scissors for hands, that criticizes the inability of Ameri- direction gave Depp the freedom to act in his unique style. entourage can culture to accept anyone who strays from the norm. In fact, Depp would go on to star in six more of Burton’s constantly Such a massive contrast between his fi rst three major fi lms, and their relationship would become a defi ning aspect strive to fi lms is the calling card of Tim Burton. The mix of an in- of their careers. be some- ner childishness and a dark quirky atmosphere would push The latest member of the growing Burton creative team thing his career forward for years to come. Whether through is Helena Bonham Carter. Despite her newbie status, she new and his variety of fi lms, his reimagining of fi lm standards, or is the closest to Burton. Despite publicly being in a relation- original through the splattering of his works onto every form of Hot ship with Burton and having two children together, Carter in an Topic merchandise, nearly everyone has heard of Burton. has proven that she is more than just Burton’s girlfriend. increas- Keeping a unique style is no easy task in the fi lm busi- Carter is an actress that shows a great deal of versatility, ingly ness and involves fi ghting with the other writers, actors, more than qualifying her to be a member of Burton’s entou- stagnant and producers over what effects a fi lm should have. For rage. From the completely insane Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney and repeti- this Burton is to be applauded, but not all of the credit can Todd to the sweet maternal fi gure of Mrs. Bucket in Charlie tive Hollywood. go to him solely. Burton utilizes a stable of talent—people and the Chocolate Factory, Carter has successfully pulled For this, I tip my hat as unique and creative as he is. off every role she has played in Burton’s fi lms. to them.

Point of View: Life Backstage By Julianna Roy of screws into a unique environment for Staff Writer each show.” By referring to the satisfaction in “Now I’m starting to know what God seeing the set’s “evolution,” Angela is felt like while he was up there creating describing a range of emotions associated the world.” with seeing the set go up. The build crew “And what did he feel like, Lloyd, looks at the set and understands that each my love?” piece has been built from scratch, the “Happy he’d taken his Valium!” product of hours of careful work. So while - Lloyd and Belinda, Noises Off the show is running, the backstage crew has a protective, almost parental concern This exchange, from the winter farce with maintaining the set. Noises Off, is a comedic riff on the stress The same crew that builds the set of producing a play. Life backstage is not works in a variety of positions during exactly like this, but the crew certainly the performances. Jobs include spotlight knows what it is like to create a world for operators, run crew, light- or sound-board actors to live in. And though God could operators, costumes, and prop master. create his world in six days, it takes sever- Some jobs, like spotlights or run crew, ber of the backstage crew, says, “I have crew take out hammers and destroy the al weeks to build sets for each production make it possible to watch the show. Oth- always enjoyed knowing what is happen- set in a process called “strike,” which is seen by audiences at the Thomas Kinkade ers, like costumes and props, allow you to ing behind the scenes and being on stage perhaps most enjoyable for watching the Center for the Arts. The construction pro- be with the actors backstage and help them crew allows me to be part of it too.” actors use power tools. The physical set cess is long and sometimes tiring, but the with quick changes or wigs. The stage During the shows, something is disappears, though the memories remain. sets are necessary to produce a top show. manager, the top job, is chosen for each bound to go wrong. In October’s Swee- The end of every show is signaled by the At the start of set builds, Devon (the show during the summer, and controls all ney Todd, the titular character used a ceremonial mopping of the stage by the Technical Director, in charge of set con- crew operations by calling cues and giving mechanical barber chair to eject people stage manager, and after some closing struction) hands the crew the designs and directions to the run crew via headsets. from the set, but the chair broke during words from the director, the cast and crew sends them off to build each set piece. No matter what job one has back- the last weekend. The crew knew what head to someone’s house for a party. They measure, plan, and start the building. stage, or in the booth (sounds, lights, the problem was, and with Devon’s help, Angela says, “If you like theater but Junior Angela Hodge, Prop Master etc.), that crew member is connected to the chair was fi xed temporarily. you’re not a performer, crew is a great for January’s Noises Off, says, “There is a the show and has an integral part in its It takes several weeks to create the way to get involved with Mitty’s drama lot of satisfaction in seeing the set evolve success. set, and only a couple of hours to destroy department.” from a truckload of plywood and a box Junior Elizabeth Bell, another mem- it. After the closing show, the cast and Sign up, and get some crew muscles! Page 6 March 2010 • Arts & Entertainment Under the Radar: YouTube, Undiscovered By Steffi e Ko cess on MySpace for his self-composed singles, A&E Editor “I Just Want You Now” and “Showstopper,” he To many of us, sites such as YouTube and soon shifted towards YouTube and currently has MySpace, are used simply for enjoyment, com- 151,400 subscribers on his channel. munication and easy distractions. However, to stars Rafael’s music is distinctive for his blending such as Colbie Caillat, Iyaz, and Justin Bieber, of acoustic melodies with an R&B twist. Playing these sites were stepping stones that led to their both the piano and guitar, Rafael is also known rise in popularity. Simply by posting video covers for doing duets and collaborations with other of their favorite songs or their own original songs, underground artists. Working with fellow singers many singers such as the aforementioned have such as Lydia Paek, AHMIR, Jenny Suk, Cathy gained opportunities they never dreamed of. Other Nguyen and Jesse Barrera, formerly from My rising sensations include Esmee Denters, Justin American Heart, Rafael has created a mixture of Timberlake’s protégé, Marie Digby, whose cover medleys and remakes, mixing in his own character of Rihanna’s “Umbrella” was featured on The Hills, within them. and Andrew Garcia, a current contestant on this A few of his best covers include his Disney season of American Idol. With such famous talents series, the mashup of Best I Ever Had/1234, and emerging, here are a few amazing YouTube artists the collaboration with Randolph Permejo and An- that deserve more attention and more listeners. drew Garcia for “Stand By Me.” Already gaining Gaining an incredible number of viewers on many offers for bookings, Rafael currently has YouTube is Gabe Bondoc, a Bay Area native. two tracks available on iTunes and Amazon and With his soothing vocals and his talent on the Singer-songwriter Gabe Bondoc is one of several promising YouTube artists. is currently working on his goal to complete a guitar, Bondoc demonstrates a great amount of full-length album by Summer of 2010. potential and talent. Best known for his original remakes of “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson, “I Aside from Gabe Bondoc and AJ Rafael, there song, “Gentlemen Don’t,” Bondoc has dozens of covers Remember” by Keyshia Cole, “So Fly” by Slim and his own are a multitude of singers such as Kina Grannis, Tyler of popular hits, ranging from songs such as “The Way You self-composed song “When You Say.” Although a record Ward, Cathy Nguyen, Jennifer Chung, Legaci, Traphik, Look Tonight” by Frank Sinatra to the male version of label has not discovered him yet, he has already gained a and Joseph Vincent who are also quickly gaining a devoted Taylor Swift’s “Love Story.” large number of 129,247 subscribers and from the looks of fan following and display great vocal abilities. With such Using his acoustic guitar and a refreshing style of it, will continue to gain more. talent easily viewable at any moment on YouTube, don’t be vocals, he easily takes well-known melodies and trans- Another major sensation on YouTube is AJ Rafael, surprised if you see several of these names appear on our forms them into his own pieces. Notable tunes include his a Berklee College of Music alumnus. First gaining suc- Billboard Charts in the future. Hidden Online Gems “Ask me anything.” Alternative websites to treat The next landmark in your mind, relieve your boredom online social networking? By Zoya Qureshy By Christina Collins A&E Editor Staff Writer

The information the Internet contains by Manosai Eerabathini, who believes, “it “Ask me anything.” are often times hurtful and shocking, to say is endless—one can only search so much, treats your mind and relieves your bore- It’s such a short, yet open-ended the least. leaving much of it undiscovered. dom”. request. Not “What are you doing?” the Even more shocking are the origins Utilizing this information in combina- Besides pure enjoyment, it is also infor- question asked by websites such as Twitter of the site, which, even after extensive tion with the natural affi nity that most of mative in that if one is unable to fi nish the and Facebook, but “Ask me anything,” the research, are as anonymous as its user us have to surfi ng the internet, sites such as game, answers are quickly provided at the question which makes Formspring.me, the questions claim to be. A recent prank article StumbleUpon, Sporcle, and Howcast invite end. Already well-known to many students, newest internet fad, so undeniably appealing making the rounds on Twitter scared Form- users to a more enjoyable exploration of Sporcle has proven to be both useful and for so many. springers and irrelevant-question enthusiasts internet websites that go beyond the purely enjoyable for all. It seems that lately, everyone’s status alike—the fake blurb claimed that twelve factual-based presentation of details. The Internet also features many how-to updates on Facebook are promoting their Formspring administrators, including CEO Unlike search engines such as Yahoo sites, which are both informational and com- Formspring pages, shamelessly regurgitat- Mark Baxter, were arrested because they or Google, where one is offered numerous ical, such as Howcast.com and Wikihow. ing the “Ask me anything” question that threatened to reveal the anonymous identi- websites (often times, in an unorganized list) com, among others. From how-to guides for entices so many strange responses—but ties of askers via tracked Facebook informa- that are specifi cally based on what the user making your own vegan cupcake to learning still, many are asking, “what exactly is a tion on April 1. enters into the search box, StumbleUpon how to live with a perfectionist, the informa- Formspring, and do I really want one?” Some April Fool’s prank. It wasn’t until transfers Internet users to a random site tion proves itself to be just as entertaining To put it simply, Formspring.me is then that real administrators Ade Olonoh based on the interests that the user indicates. as the guides often viewed on YouTube, but much like the Honesty Box application seen and John Wechsler fi nally stood up, issuing The process is simple: access the site, where better fi ltered and more refi ned. In addition, previously on Facebook not too long ago. a simple statement explaining that the article they offer you a wide selection of subject the sites offer practical advice on concepts Quickly taking the internet by storm with was just a hoax, and that the Mark Baxter areas, ranging from animals to photography; that you would not necessarily think about, its narcissistic appeal and mentioned in the paragraph doesn’t even select what interests you; and then stumble. and put a humorous spin on them, like the seemingly sincere exist. With that squared away, Formspring- By using StumbleUpon, you are di- how-cast video that revolves around how promise of ano- mania quickly regained its egotistical rected towards an unexpected website to tell people to be quiet in movie theaters. nymity for ques- momentum, and the awkwardly phrased, pertaining to the chosen subjects. Through With websites such as these, concepts tioners, Formspring advertises itself insulting its random selection, many users are able to that are uncommonly thought of are brought simply as a great way to get to know ques- learn new information that they would have to light in the form of quirky videos and someone; the website itself boasts otherwise never encountered, increasing the articles shared by ordinary people for other that one can “send and receive anonymous tions are coming back in full swing. overall knowledge of Internet users, as well regular people just like them. questions, and learn more about people you So, with all this trouble sur- as simply unveiling unknown sites. And if The concept of how-to sites extends fi nd interesting by following their answers.” rounding the website, is you are done with one website, unsatisfi ed, into ones that are more practical and hands It seems innocent enough; and some- it even worth it to or just searching for more, all you have to on, such as Shoes of Prey. For girls who times, it’s comforting to log in to a website start an account? do is stumble again. love shoe shopping, but can never find where an anonymous user dishes compli- If you’re look- Sporcle.com, an addictive website anything they specifi cally want, this site not ments on how nice they think you are, ing for a fun website, that occupies the off periods of many here only allows them to design their own shoe, or how cute you looked at school Formspring is defi- at Mitty, is another site gaining increasing but also provides an opportunity for girls yesterday. nitely the site for popularity, stimulating the mind with its to purchase them. Sites such as Shoes of However, in an age where you – especially if timed games on almost any subject. The idea Prey, demonstrate the recent growing trend anonymity is so often con- you can take criti- is to choose a topic and then enter in all the of websites catering to the interests and in- fused with license to say cism in stride. How- relevant answers you can think of within the volvement of their users, far beyond just a whatever is on your ever, curiosity killed the allotted time frame, based on the category or display or catalog of information and items. mind, questions and cat, and unless the cat wants the clues given. The topics for these quizzes Although the aforementioned websites comments often get to filter through the strange range from history and science to popular are still uncommonly known, the applica- ugly. Users may find comments it’ll undoubtedly at- songs and movies. tions and services provided will soon entice their inboxes overfl ow- tract, it should stay away from According to Ayman Ullah, “It’s one many users, and for those who are already ing with hateful, inap- Formspring altogether. of the most diverting and stress relieving fans of these sites, there will surely be more propriate, and usually “Ask me anything?” No thanks, activities on the web.” This is supported benefi cial sites such as these in the future. poorly written posts that I’ll pass. March 2010 • Arts & Entertainment Page 7 Monarch Critics The Girl with the Ovo Dragon Tattoo By Dasha Sadovnikova Staff Writer By Tessa Krey As the title suggests, Cirque du Soleil’s lat- Staff Writer est creation invites the audience to experience its Based on the novel by the late Swedish author Stieg Larsson, The Girl with the Dragon artistic magnifi cation of the indistinct world of our Tattoo follows the story of Swedish journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Michael Nyqvist) and a planet’s number one inhabitant—the insect. The brilliant computer hacker, Lisbeth Salander (Noomi Rapace). Blomkvist, who was accused show, entitled Ovo due to the storyline’s focus on of libel after attempting to bring a prominent industrialist’s crimes to light, agrees to help a human-size insect egg, premiered in Montreal fi nd out the truth behind the disappearance of the wealthy Henrik Vanger’s niece, Harriet, in 2009 and recently played in San Jose under the in order to stay out of the public eye. Grand Chapiteau. The fi lm’s cast is excellent, but Noomi Rapace easily steals the fi lm as Lisbeth. She Cirque du Soleil is distinguished for its unique style of incorporating an abstract story- does a great job of showing the vulnerability and complexity of a character that outwardly line into a series of high-power circus acts, balancing super-human strength with elegance appears so cold, yet is sympathetic. Unlike the book, the fi lm strayed from being an intense and visual splendor. Ovo is no different. Its diverse collection of spectacles includes an dramatic character study and instead focused on the action and actual mystery of Harriet’s insect acrobat balancing himself in precarious positions on a sliding spiral structure as disappearance. In addition to the great cast was the fi ne editing—while certain aspects of well as gravity-defying trapeze artist cockroaches—no doubt signifying the invincibility the book were left out, they were probably the least important parts and the fi lmmakers of these domestic pests. easily explained certain features of the book that were pretty complicated. Despite being However, though aesthetically pleasing and thrilling to the senses, none of these acts over two hours long, the movie never dragged and easily kept track of the many storylines. signifi cantly distinguished Ovo from any of Cirque’s other shows, and experienced circus- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a Swedish fi lm, with English subtitles, but that goers were thoroughly entertained but not particularly awestruck with these nonetheless doesn’t mean it’s not a great movie. Hollywood is, unsurprisingly, already planning a remake impressive performances. Still, overall, Ovo, like all Cirque du Soleil shows was worth with screenwriter Steve Zaillian. Hopefully the Hollywood rendition lives up to this one. experiencing for its visual creativity and talented performance team, especially to those fascinated by the mysterious and chaotic world of insects. Bonjour Crepes The Green Zone Company

By Shivali Singh By Alyssa Caban Staff Writer Staff Writer Starring the Bourne series’ Matt Da- You all have eaten Togo’s or Subway sandwich- mon, Green Zone is latest political action es or any of the food found at your local fast food thriller to hit theaters. Set in Iraq during the joints, but have you ever wanted to try something the invasion, this fi lm delves into the rea- new? How about a crepe that you can eat at any time sons for the confl ict. On the fi eld, Sergeant Roy Miller (Damon), frustrated after facing multiple dead ends in intelligence on weapons of the day, fi lled with practically anything you’re of mass destruction, sees that there must be an explanation for all the unanswered ques- craving, one that you watch made fresh right in front tions. After being shot down by his superiors who mandate that he does what they say, he of you? If so, then I highly recommend you stop by decides to break loose from the team and pursue matters for himself, receiving help from the Bonjour Crepe Company at the intersection of a local named Freddy (Khalid Abdalla). Through the course of his own investigations, Stevens Creek Boulevard and Blaney Avenue in Cupertino. Miller comes across disturbing evidence with major implications for the United States. Bonjour Crepes has an authentic, yet casual, French vibe given off by the whimsical The relationships between all the characters aren’t always entirely clear because there French music being played and the refreshing setting of the restaurant’s décor. Customers are many secret identities and covert alliances; however, this uncertainty was the only have a seemingly unlimited number of ingredients to choose from, with a variety of meats, negative point of the fi lm. Considering this is an action fi lm, Matt Damon is cast perfectly for the astute and veggies, cheeses, fruits, and sauces. fearless military leader, Miller. In addition, this movie provides for stimulating viewing Two of the pre-set menu items, the Mediterranean crepe and the Frenchie Panini, are and an interesting take on the current War on Terror—such a controversial topic at this highly recommended. The chocolate and banana crepe had a rich chocolate taste I found point in time that it is valuable to receive another perspective on it. decadent and the crepe itself was huge, almost too large for a dessert serving. The fi lm focuses on Miller’s discovery of an American cover-up, as well as providing This new French creperie defi nitely fulfi lls any hype I’m putting onto it. But be warned, necessary insight into the Iraqi point of view regarding the war—reminding us that it is these terrifi c crepes don’t come cheap. Yet, with no other restaurant like this in our area, all too easy to forget about the victims of our occupation. the price is well worth it. Green Zone does not fail to deliver, and is perfect for anyone interested in a fast-paced, powerful, and important fi lm. Gorillaz Battlefield:

By Eric Pestana Bad Company 2 Staff Writer

Plastic Beach, cartoon supergroup Gorillaz’s By Austin Kruckmeyer fi rst album since 2005, plays exactly as the title Staff Writer sounds. It maintains a poppy vibe while adhering to the Gorillaz’s trademark British infl uence and The Battlefi eld Series has always been about big maps, teamwork, vehicles, and, hip-hop roots. The result is a relaxingly psyche- exclusive to the Bad Company Sub-Series, destructibility. delic listen. The album kicks off with an orchestral introduction to simmer down the tone for Snoop Like its predecessor, Bad Company 2 has a single player mode, although not as enjoy- Dogg to literally “welcome” the audience to the music’s atmosphere in the following track. able as the fi rst. In addition, while this sequel keeps the humorous four main characters and After the mood is set, the fuller compositions begin, with featured artists in nearly a consistent theme, the fi rst game’s lighthearted plot is dropped for a more serious one that every following song, including Mos Def, Lou Reed, and De La Soul (of “Feel Good Inc”). features a more linear game-play rather than the previous sandbox game-play. Towards Though “White Flag,” is a somewhat disappointing rut after the promising exposition, the the middle, the game begins to pick up and resemble its predecessor, only to disappoint album picks right back up afterward with a selection of tracks that have a keen sense of again with its anti-climatic ending. rhythm, with satisfactory bass and percussions throughout. “Superfast Jellyfi sh” delivers a deep bass/classic drum kit combination to create an undeniably catchy punch to an oddly Fortunately, the game is not restricted to the single player—the multiplayer mode is memorable song. “Rhinestone Eyes” seems to be a hallucination-induced monologue, phenomenal. Playing as one of the four customizable classes, you can join a team of 15 and somewhat gives a vibe of nighttime Tokyo in its chorus. The slow buildup of “Empire other players who attack and defend objectives. Maps in the game are expansive and offer Ants” can be considered a turnoff at fi rst, but once its beat drops, the synthesizers and sheer multiple ways to complete your objectives. Gorillaz charm carry it much further to make it a noteworthy track. As the songs pass, the Strategic planning aside, the actual destructibility adds a dynamic layer to the battles title of the album becomes increasingly appropriate. For example, the daydreaming “On by providing new ways to outsmart your opponents. The huge battles, exciting team-play, Melancholy Hill” serves perfectly for kicking back on a sandy shore. The newest effort from the Gorillaz proves to be their most laid back set of tunes to and explosive combat all combine to create an epic and engaging experience that you will date, and it succeeds greatly. want to come back to. [ Pet

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By Lisa Patel Staff Writer Through the ages, there have been fashions ocean in Pirates of the Caribbean when the tightness who had to woworkrk that have inspired us to wonder, “What were they of her corset caused her to faint? Believe it or not, on farms. thinking?” Some fashions are so outrageous and this was not altogether uncommon in the days when But ridiculous that it seems impossible that they were corsets reined supreme. When corsets were overly other once de rigueur, and we should all thank our lucky tightened, women fainted, broke ribs, and bled inter- women, stars we don’t have to see them around anymore. nally, just to name a few of the consequences. Despite who needed One such ridiculous trend was that of the these dangers, women continued to try to achieve that nd crinoline, commonly known as a type of hoop hourglass shape through this “fashionable” tool. r to skirt popular in the 19th century. Another custom that has fallen out of practice is d mar- Several tales have surfaced about that of foot binding, once common in China. From d to suf- how these were susceptible to gusts the 8th century to the early 1900s, women continually countless of wind, often causing women to fall, bound their feet in order to minimize their size, result- orse con- and in some unlucky cases where the ing in short, narrow feet. Females began binding their sequences all for the women were on piers, to fall into the feet anywhere from age 2 to age 7, soaking their feet on. All ocean and drown. Not only were these in a special mixture and then binding their toes back. hank hoop skirts inconvenient to maneuver The process continued for multiple years until the ess around, but they have also were known to females reached the ideal foot length of about three lethal fashionn tip over candles and set their wearers on inches. Foot binding cut off circulation in the legs trends have fi re. Think this is a myth? The poet Henry and led to various diseases which were sometimes surfaced. Wadsworth Longfellow’s second wife actually life-threatening, and women could only take very died this way. small steps. Women whose feet Remember Keira Knightley’s graceful were not bound were the tumble into the provincial women ByFashion Nhi Nguyen ] FOCUS ON Staff Writer ing to the couture fashion show? Did I mention that pampered puppies? Sporting the latest apparel and nds, these puppies strut across the runway fl aunting ets in Pet Fashion Week in New York. The event gners to showcase their latest creations, giving pet m around the globe the opportunity to purchase the he moment. fashions are inspired by cultural infl uences and mimic styles of contemporary humans. The coordination of utfi ts purposefully complements that of their owners by the classic doggie tutu and moccasin boots. wever, for the mainstream of society, comfort and nce supersedes fashion. Oftentimes, pets don jackets y sweaters suitable to the climate because their bodyy in d are adept swimmers, many pet owners remain careful Prom Dress Trends ir pets’ safety. Pets may also wear shoes to protect m street debris Whether on the runway or on 2010 othes play a factor in tive comfort and The mother of all teen fashion events is fast approaching—yes, of pets. that’s right, it’s the Promenade. It’s a day when a girl’s countless AR hours of searching for that perfect dress pay off, when she can E finally display the product of her efforts to the world. Here’s a E Y forecast that showss you exactly what to expect for this magical dayday. TH

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Ripped Jeans Warrior Chic Ruffl es Neutral Tones It was inevitable; no amount Fashion is turning fi erce Girly girls and guys who are Neutral colors such as beige, of school detentions, parental with the surge of military completely assured of their sand, khaki, gray, and fl esh-tones pleading, and disapproval from and tribal – inspired masculinity will be thrilled are big this year, likely because friends could protect society clothing and accessories to learn that ruffl es are in this they tend to add an instant air of from this trend. That’s right, fl ooding stores everywhere. season. No longer considered style and confi dence to whoever ripped jeans – the bridge between Look out for chain mail stuffy and matronly, ruffl es now wears them. Plus, they match sloppiness and high fashion - are detailing, military jackets, adorn blouses, skirts, bags, and with almost anything, making back! Whether your rips and tears and war-paint motifs. shoes everywhere—either as them wardrobe staples that will are DIY or store-bought, your subtle accents or the main focus. withstand changing trends. distressed duds are sure to gain Neutral tones should be broken nods of approval from fashionistas up by soft pastels or gentle everywhere. Pair your ripped pops of color; this is especially d essential when wearing fl esh a tones in order to avoid looking homeless person. naked from a distance. Through the Lens a close-up look at Mitty’s photographers

Alex Ramirez Alex Ramirez is a senior here at Mitty. He lives in San Jose, and apart from photography enjoys cooking and looking for new locations to shoot at in his spare time.

What attracted you to photography in the fi rst place? My photography class, fi rst semester of senior year, is what attracted me to photography. I really enjoyed the class and started to take more pictures outside of class and experimented with diff erent settings and subjects.

What is your favorite thing to photograph? People. I enjoy taking pictures of my friends with simple and elegant backgrounds.

What inspires you? Nature. I like driving around and fi nding new places to take pictures.

Describe the favorite photo you’ve taken: My favorite photo is one of the ocean and cliff s of Big Sur. It is one of the most beautiful places in the world, and I feel like I captured the natural beauty in the picture.

Where do you plan to take this hobby? I plan on continuing to take pictures just as a hobby and keep experimenting with new subjects.

How would you describe your photographic style? I would say a lot of my pictures are simple and traditional. Most of my pictures are portraits of people. March 2010 • Photography Page 11

“I love the dog’s facial expression; anyone who owns a dog knows this longing stare.” -Brooke Parrish

“The gnarled tree reminded me of how things keep growing, even in the darkest moments.” -Ashley Eggleston

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“I really like the way the light hits the guitar and shades it from light to dark. It created a nice dramatic effect.” -Lauren Masch C O MANASI PATEL

N “I was originally taking picures of detail in the rocks, but the beautiful sunset inspired T this simple, tranquil photograph.” E -Kelly Prows S T Like what you see? Want W to enter next issue’s photo contest? If you would like to I be a featured photographer in The Monarch, send your N photographs to [email protected] N and your work may be shown in an E upcoming issue! R Justice Awareness

By Olivia Bartz the other students) against the Lower Merion School District of Ardmore, Philadelphia. Staff Writer While this level of surveillance may appear shocking and obviously inappropriate Since the addition of the ninth amendment, the Supreme Court has upheld the right to some, this is not the fi rst time that authorities have used their power and opportu- to privacy as a basic human liberty. However, this right is not always guaranteed; govern- nity to “overstep” the boundaries of what some may regard as an expected right to ment agencies as well as other authorities have occasionally subverted this expectation. privacy. In the aftermath of the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001, the Patriot Act While oversight is vital to any organization as it allows regulation, maintaining this was implemented, providing “the federal government vast powers to access personal code can lead to an invasion of privacy, as Blake J. Robbins and his classmates at the information, perform searches, and detain suspects in the interest of national security.” Lower Merion School in Philadelphia experienced last November. While this act is controversial, as it is seen to be providing the government with far too School-wide laptops were issued under the pretense that this would allow students much power, it is still in effect today—so one may raise the question: Is it allowable to to access school-based resources conveniently from their homes, a seemingly generous infringe on the people’s right to privacy if the infringement only occurs due to noble offer. Unbeknownst to the students, the laptops provided more communication with the and serious concerns? school district than was apparent: each laptop contained webcams capable of being co- In the case of the webcam scandal, the District claims that the webcams were to vertly accessed by the school’s administrators to spy on the students while in their homes. be used only in case of theft of the laptops and that audio and video on the webcams Does this qualify as an invasion of fundamental privacy? Robbins and his parents could not be employed; only still pictures could be taken. It still denies any misuse of thought so when Jake was disciplined at school for having engaged in “improper behavior the system––though the system is disabled for now because of the suit. in his home.” The vice principal of the school provided the evidence for this misconduct: So while the use of these webcams was a violation of the students’ right to privacy, a photo of Blake taken by the webcam embedded in his computer. The webcam scandal the nation as a whole is also encouraging a level of surveillance in order to protect its is now in the public eye as a result both of the action by Robbins and his parents, and people. Perhaps it is not the nature of the offense but rather the nobility of the intentions of a class action suit brought on “behalf of all similarly situated persons” (regarding that differentiates these two infringements on the right to privacy. Al Jazeera Uncovered Leading Arabic News Network Reveals Another Side of the War By Sarang Shankar it also made global headlines by being the fi rst and only anti-American stories by Al Jazeera. The Rendon Group Staff Writer news station to broadcast video statements from Osama Bin was tasked with creating an “information war room” that Al Jazeera is an international Arabic television news Laden and other al-Qaeda leaders. would monitor news reports worldwide at incredible speeds network headquartered in Doha, Qatar. Since their initial In 2003 as the invasion of Iraq began to unravel, Al and respond to them nearly instantaneously with counter- launch as an Arabic satellite TV channel, Al Jazeera has Jazeera immediately began its coverage of the very graphic propaganda. expanded into a multitude of networks such as Internet and footage from inside Iraq. Soon after, American offi cials ac- The Pentagon considered these extreme procedures specialized TV channels. After the September 11th attacks cused Al Jazeera of being anti-American/anti-coalition (the “critical to U.S. objectives in the War on Terrorism.” In on the World Trade Center, Al Jazeera received worldwide other non-U.S. forces in Iraq) in addition to inciting violence addition, according to Pentagon documents, another one of attention because not only was it the only news station to and encouraging the insurgency. As a result, censorship of the Pentagon’s objectives was to “coerce” foreign journalists cover the war in Afghanistan from its station there, but Al Jazeera in the U.S. became inevitable. For example, two and plant false information overseas in order to promote Al Jazeera reporters covering the New York Stock Exchange U.S. efforts in the war. Even worse, the Pentagon also, ac- on Monday, March 23, 2003 had their credentials revoked. cording to secret briefi ng papers, sought methods to punish The Exchange would further go on to ban all Al Jazeera those who conveyed the wrong message—meaning those reporters from its trading fl oor indefi nitely under the pretext who spoke out against U.S. decisions. of “security reasons.” “I can see why American and British politicians and By Betsy Thomas & Maya Raman The worse has yet to come for Al Jazeera, how- military leaders don’t like us showing these pictures. They Staff Writer and Justice Awareness Editor ever. With the war in Iraq escalating, the U.S. show a side of the war that they don’t want projected because Reporters Without Borders awarded the Pentagon began to pay more attention to Al it may affect public opinion in their country negatively,” fi rst “Netizen Prize” to Change for Equality, Jazeera. In response, the Pentagon hired the said Yosri Fouda, al-Jazeera’s bureau chief in London. “In Iranian women’s rights activists. Change for Equal- Rendon Group to silence and counter any these things, the western media is highly sanitized. You are ity is an online blog that tried to change discrimina- not seeing what war, this war, is actually like” (BBC news). tory laws towards women, and has become a source Censorship in times of war is still censorship. With the of objective information in a fundamentalist society. number of reporters in Iraq infi nitesimally low (in 2006, “Without these courageous citizens, we would be there were 9 embedded reporters in Iraq—approximately deprived of information that is essential for under- 1 for every 75,000 troops), the events transpiring remain standing our world” (Reporters Without Borders). Coming in as the number one “Enemy of the In- largely unknown to the U.S. public let alone the world. ternet”, China has been enforcing censorship since the After all, American blood and tax money has birth of the Internet. For years, Internet giant, Google, has been spent in the prolonged occupation of complied with the Chinese government’s demands; this proved Iraq. Therefore, it is the unquestionable, to be too much once it was discovered that “highly sophisticated natural right of the people to know hackers,” thought to be working for the Chinese government, what is happening in Iraq. attacked the Gmail accounts of Chinese human rights activists. Viewing this break-in as direct attack upon Google, Google fi nally threatened to pull out. (New York Times)

Australia’s Racial Discrimination Act makes it “unlawful for a person to perform any public act that is likely to offend, insult or humiliate another person if the act is done because of the race, color, or national or ethnic origin of the other person.” This act is problematic when dealing with websites such as Encyclopedia Dramatica, where internet users “gain their kicks from verbally tormenting others.” The Australian government now plans to fi cation services. If implemented it create the “Great Firewall of Australia” which will censor child pornography as well as internet service providers that fail to pass Australia’s adult classi will be the largest internet censorship program of any western democracy (Irish Times). Justice Awareness • March 2010 Page 13

A Different Kind of Prom Drama High School Senior Constance McMillen Banned from Her Senior Prom By Sneha Singh Now, let’s consider the school administrators’ poorly-made decision. The school of- Staff Writer fi cials have tried desperately to justify their “protective” decision, but fl imsy excuses and Well, it’s that time of year again. Girls frantically scouring the Bay Area in search homophobia are not reason enough to cancel one of the most anticipated events of one’s for the perfect dress and shoes, and guys trying to conjure up the courage to ask the pretty high school career. and quiet girl that they have been sitting next to all year in class. But what if you weren’t Besides, what problem do these administrators have with girls in tuxedos? If you allowed to attend your prom because of your sexual orientation? consider how many girls will be showing up to prom in skimpy, Constance McMillen, a senior at Itawamba High School, was informed earlier this backless dresses that would not even pass as swim- year that she would not be allowed to bring her sophomore girlfriend to her senior prom. wear, one would think that chaperones and teachers In addition, the school offi cials informed her that she would not be able to wear a tuxedo, would be thrilled if more girls showed up to prom as was her original plan. in modest apparel. Constance then went on to contact that American Civil Liberties Union of Mississippi, On top of this, the board told as this sort of discrimination was a direct violation of her constitutional rights, and they Constance that she would not be began talking to the district about to a policy change. Following this, McMillen’s school able to dance with her girlfriend anounced that they would cancel the prom due to Constance’s involvement. because it would “push people’s In an interview with USA Today, Constance responded, “That’s really messed up buttons.” So these people have never because the message they are sending is that if they have to let gay people go to prom that seen two girls dancing together? they are not going to have one.” Nevertheless, such bigotry is Perhaps it is the fact that we live in liberal California, an area where cancelling prom no reason to discriminate based on simply because of homophobia is analogous to the apocalypse in 2012. It is a shame to orientation. When approaching the think that there are places in the United States, a nation built on freedom of expression for board with her concern, Constance all people, where this type of discrimination still occurs. McMillen said that “[she] want[s] Clearly these Mississippian school board offi cials have yet to discover that homo- [her] prom experience to be the sexuality is not a choice, and therefore, is not something that can be transmitted to those same as all of the other students, a of heterosexual orientation. What is this? Swine fl u? Yes, these Evangelical Protestant night to remember with the person school administrators may not want to acknowledge homosexuality, but one would think [she is] dating.” To be frank, there that they would at least possess the decency to acknowledge the inherent human dignity is no reason why Constance should of each individual person, regardless of sexual orientation. not have that.

Some news organizations were targeted as well. An of physical and sexual abuse taking place in these facilities. New Age organization called Reporters Without Borders investigated Festivities in Iran during early February were met with and confi rmed an increase in arrests of journalists. Iran’s more censorship. Some phone companies disabled texting prisons are fi lled with more journalists and bloggers than any on customers’ phones. Reporters Without Borders is work- Censorship other country in the world. With 1,000 imprisoned within ing to rectify the problem; though they cannot do so without the last few months, many are becoming hesitant to voice the full support of the Iranian community (CNN). Such cen- their opinions (CNN). sorship is a threat to the voices of all of the Iranian people. Iranian Journalists and Protestors Silenced, Because of the advent of the Internet as a medium of Discontinuing the ability to send text messages is ab- Websites and Texting Shut Down expression, the Iranian government has censored its citizens solutely ridiculous, considering how many people use this through even more extreme measures than in the past. After form of communication. This just shows the extent to which By Elise Sudlow a female protestor named Neda Agha-Soltan was killed and the Iranian government is willing to go in order to silence Staff Writer a fellow protestor took the video, he wanted the world to the opinions of its people. Blocking such frequently visited Being able to write and share our opinions is something know. But because of the caps on internet sites like YouTube, websites as YouTube and jailing journalists shows the steps we all take for granted. To put a pen to paper and express he had to send it to a friend who sent it on to various news backward that Iran is taking with regards to human rights our ideas is one of the most valuable forms of expression stations. It was then played on newscasts such as CNN, and freedoms of speech and the press. This has inevitably we have. The right to express our ideas and opinions is showing that this censorship can only go so far. In this day caused turmoil within the country and unrest amongst those something so many people all over the world aren’t afforded. and age, it will be harder for the Iranian government to keep who live in it. Right now, in Iran, journalists are struggling for this what they wish inside Iran. Iran should look toward the Chinese government, who right that we have every day. In Iran last June, an election Even so, many journalists and protestors are fl eeing and has attempted similar censorship in the past, and learn that was held and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was re- these people are rightfully fearful, as those not in prisons they cannot keep a lid on their problems. Life in the United elected. Much controversy surrounds his re-election, and remain under the watchful eye of the government. Those States would be unimaginable without our freedom of people communicated through the internet and via text about charged are not given access to lawyers or even knowledge speech and expression. the results. Journalists who were writing about controversial about the nature of their arrests. Those in prison are forced to Write and share your voice, simply because you have issues such as women’s rights were often arrested. admit to crimes they never committed, and there is evidence the ability to, and because others can not. SPORTS Player Monarchs Take Aim at CCS Team seeks to capture title that eluded them last year Profi le By Bryce Bajar With the regular season under- Staff Writer way, the team has steadily continued with its success, highlighted by a Curtis The new, strikingly polished 6-3 win over Bellarmine to open scoreboard looms over the fi eld in WCAL play. stately magnifi cence. “It is scary to see how good we Fellenz Yet, underneath the shadow of are now since we still have much this new grand fi xture, something far room to improve,” Roberts said. more impressive takes place. Asked about the team’s aspira- Lacrosse Mitty Baseball has rocketed to tions for the season, Roberts was a jaw-dropping season start, picking adamant: “Our goal this season is Q: What position do you play, what are your up right where it left off in a previ- simple—win CCS.” strengths, and what do you wish to improve? ous season that featured a trip to the The Monarchs did suffer an 11-6 A: I play midfi eld. I would love to CCS fi nals. defeat to Serra, though they rallied work on improving my left hand. In the preseason, Mitty defeated with a 7-4 victory over St. Ignatius the I think the strongest aspect of Los Gatos, St. Mary’s, and Jesuit in next day, and followed that up with a my game is probably my mental convincing fashion—all fi nalists in dramatic, 5-4 defeat of St. Francis on toughness, along with my tenac- their respective sections last year. a Balog walk-off homerun. ity. This eventually culminated in “We know that the teams in a perfect 7-0 preseason, marked our league don’t care how good we Q: What is the biggest obstacle that the team by winning the Mike Hazlett Tour- are—every game is a toss up. We are had to overcome this year? nament after overcoming Valley looking to play each game one game A: We lost some key players and Christian in a close 3-2 champion- at a time, one inning at a time, and knew that it would be hard to fi ll ship game. one pitch at a time,” said Roberts. the huge voids that they left. The Monarchs (10-1-0) now fi nd With the regular season well themselves seated fi rmly at the top of underway, a number of key games re- Q: What are the team’s biggest assets? the WCAL. main. Right after spring break, Mitty A: I think how close we have be- USC-bound senior James Rob- Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez takes on Valley Christian at home, a come after just one year of play- erts provided some insight into the Junior Brett Fuller winds up for a pitch. team that gave the Monarchs a most ing together. This team covers team’s success so far: “Everyone in competitive game in the fi nal of the all of the bases, although there’s our lineup is contributing to each win CCS prior to the regular season. Mike Hazlett tournament. always room for improvement. and everyone is a lot more consistent. Every However, these accolades do not alter On April 23, Mitty will host the Serra Q: What has been the best experience during game is up to us and is in our hands.” the Monarchs’ focus. Padres, which narrowly defeated the Mon- your time on the team? “We are blessed with a lot of strong “If you asked anyone on our team, archs in last year’s CCS Division I fi nals. pitching—more pitching than we have ever they will tell you that none of the rankings After the conclusion of round robin A: Having the chance to become had,” adds Head Coach Bill Hutton, “The matter to us. We didn’t go into the season WCAL play at the beginning of May, make a captain with Blake Hurt and juniors have won league titles, and the se- looking to win only the fi rst seven games, sure to note the beginning of the WCAL Sam Miraglia has been one of the niors won league titles in their fi rst two years get ranked, and start cruising along the rest playoffs and CCS playoffs on May 11 and greatest opportunities of my high and went to a CCS title game last year, so of the season,” Roberts commented. May 19 respectively. school career. I feel honored to be we have a fair amount of talent.” Coach Hutton noted: “We are trying to Should you venture outside after able to help our team. Although Strong hitting complements the ex- stay in the present and play to our potential.” school, be sure to witness the Monarchs it can be a lot of work and pretty ceptional pitching corps. With the likes The Monarchs continue to work dili- playing on Bill Barone Field just over the frustrating at times, it feels of USF-bound senior Alex Balog, batting gently in practice, despite the spectacular hedge. great to know that your team around .400, Mitty has been formidable at results so far. As Coach Hutton said: “In Witness not only an excellent showing can rely on you for anything. the plate. They outscored their opponents baseball you have to constantly improve at of America’s pastime, but also something 50-16 throughout the preseason. everything. We are just going to continue very special, as Mitty Baseball, shining By Steven Nguyen Their strong start led to Maxpreps.com learning how to play a team-centered, un- on the fi eld like an unbreakable diamond, Staff Writer ranking the team 10th in state and 3rd in selfi sh, humble style of baseball.” continues on their quest for victory. A League of Their Own Women’s Softball Starts New Season with Strong Performances By Alexis Savini and Juli Ruiz pitcher Keilani Ricketts. Sports Editors So far, so good. Alvarez has been nearly untouchable during the initial games of the season, giving up only one Archbishop Mitty takes much pride in its Women’s run in the fi rst fi ve games and a mere ten hits. Softball team. With a winning tradition in place, the 2010 When added to the phenomenal play of junior Sylvia Mitty Softball Team again moves towards reaching its Llamas, who leads the team in runs, as well as junior lofty, yet very realistic goals. Currently the team boasts Shannon King and senior Lindsay Norton, who trail the following on its resume: WCAL Champions, 5-year close behind, it is not diffi cult to divine the source of the CCS Champions, and last year ranked #1 by ESPN, and team’s early success. by USA Today. As senior Jillian Anderson puts it, “We have a lot Though the Monarchs lost key players like Alaina of potential. We’re a young team and we are good, but Thomas, Shea Williams, Sydney Frangieh, and all-world not all of our players know it yet.” Keilani Ricketts after last season, they have nonetheless However, if they don’t know it yet, they are sure to stepped up to the challenge of fi lling these rather large realize it soon. Though the Monarchs suffered a recent shoes. 5-4 loss to Clovis West, the team was looking undeniably Coming out of the gate strong, the Lady Monarchs strong as they headed into games with Notre Dame and have defi nitively staked their claim for a spot at the top Live Oak. of the league rankings. With the leadership of Coach Sarah Thomas and the The team has already toppled a plethora of key op- focus of key players, including King, Andersen, Norton, ponents, including a 10-1 blowout against Wilcox and and Alvarez, the Mitty softball program has a promising an 8-0 demolition of Foothill, as well as a slightly closer season ahead. defeat of Gilroy, with a fi nal score of 1-0. Despite the loss of a number of last year’s pow- The Monarchs’ success is due in part to Vanessa erhouse players and the relative newness of the team’s Alvarez, the sophomore pitcher who has tackled the Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez dynamic, the Monarchs are poised to maintain their fi rm overwhelming task of replacing last year’s award-winning Senior Lindsay Norton connects with the ball. hold on their #1 league ranking. March 2010 • Sports Page 15 Basketball Completes Stellar Season Men Capture CCS Title Women Reach NorCal Finals By Ayman Ullah The team’s growth was especially noted By Arjun Ravishankar ship game at Arco Arena in Sacramento on Staff Writer by Coach Tim Kennedy: “Team defense Staff Writer March 20, the Monarchs had strong momen- started to come together and their commu- tum, having come off big wins against Bella Mitty has been heralded as one of nication on rotations helped make it diffi cult No, they didn’t bring home their fi fth Vista and Northgate. the top athletic programs in the nation for for teams to score.” state title. But the Archbishop Mitty Wom- In their matchup against Northgate, the many years now, and the Monarch’s Men’s Though the team consisted of mostly en’s Basketball team still put together an- Monarchs intense defense forced fi fteen Basketball team has added to that reputation juniors, strong play from freshman Aaron other superb season. turnovers. with their signifi cant Gordon and senior And it was a The climax of accomplishments this Stephen Meade season that included the season came in year. drove the team toward a landmark: Coach that NorCal Cham- The Monarchs its title run. Sue Phillips earned pionship, however, headed into CCS play During crucial the 500th win of her when Mitty faced with a 9-5 record in points in games, both coaching career, a Carondolet in the. league play, no small players took advan- rare achievement The Monarchs accomplishment for a tage of their defen- and one that testifi es had beaten Caron- team playing in one of sive skills and size to her greatness as a delet earlier in the the most competitive to dominate the paint coach. season by a narrow leagues in the state. and prevent defensive The players, margin, 58-52. Yet the young lapses and according too, achieved plenty The team en- Monarchs defied all to Coach Kennedy, during the season. tered the fi nals want- expectations by play- “had some dominat- Harvard-bound se- ing to in the words ing at a level that ing performances.” nior center Elisabeth of Coach Phillips, would take them all As the CCS play- Gordon stepped up “execute those offen- the way to the CCS offs progressed, the her game, averaging sive and defensive championship to play team continued to nine points and just schemes to the best against league rival grow in their play, over eight rebounds. of our ability.” and #1 seeded St. highlighted by the Her physical Unfortunately Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez Francis. Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez win over Fairfi eld in game combined with the team’s success- The young Mon- Freshman Aaron Gordon slams it home. CCS, in which junior impressive guard Senior Allie Lustig on the press. ful season came to a arch team played with guard Kyle Toth hit a play from junior close with a narrow an energy and desire that St. Francis simply buzzer-beating shot to seal the home victory Ashley Watson and senior Classye James, defeat of 40-38 in a game marked by missed couldn’t match, and the Men’s Basketball for the Monarchs. who averaged double fi gures in points, gave opportunities. Team brought home a CCS title. However, in the end, the Monarchs suc- the Monarchs a dominant front-court and Watson led the Monarchs in scoring This season was geared for growth and cumbed to the Woodcreek Timberwolves in back-court presence. with 16 points. Gordon also played a strong development for the Monarchs; with a team a 91-83 overtime loss on March 13, marking Entering this season, the Monarchs had game, with 10 points and 10 rebounds. that featured eleven juniors on the roster, the end of their impressive season. the same goal as every year: as Coach Sue The Monarchs ended the season with many critics doubted whether the team Despite their unfortuante fi nish, the Phillips puts it, “keep it simple...get better an overall record of 26-6-0, ranked 8th in would be able to emulate the successes of Mitty basketball team surpassed all expec- on a daily basis.” the state by Maxpreps.com. seasons past. tations this year, earning a 21-10 record. However, the Monarchs were “pleased Despite their disappointing fi nal loss, But the young Monarch’s gritty, defen- Their outstanding play and determination but never satisfi ed” says Phillips, as they the Women’s Basketball team showed sive style of play paid off, as they held their has earned them a reputation in the league were in “constant pursuit of perfection.” tremendous potential and will no doubt own against more veteran teams. as ferocious competitors once again. Heading into the NorCal champion- continue to be successful in the future.

Men’s Golf Coach: Highlight Mr. John Mosunic Photo courtesy of ProImage Key Contributors: Ryan Rankin and Stephen Jahncke Ryan Rankin: REEL “I was a medalist (lowest individual score amongst all players in the match) this past week against Sacred Heart Cathedral and Saint Ignatius... Men’s Volleyball it was nice to contribute to the team’s success and Coach: to help keep our undefeated record alive.” Mr. Kevin Porral Men’s Tennis Key Contributors: Ryan Petulla, Ryan Sabatini, Tyler Vinson, Coach: Alex Becker, and Justin Hamilton Mrs. TAmra Scalese Highlight: Key Contributors: When the Monarchs took second Vijay Mohan, Devashish Joshi, and Ivan Kravtchenko in the Aptos Tournament Vijay Mohan: Ryan Sabatini: “The team has been working on coming together and “We are looking forward to this season creating a feeling of brotherhood.” because we have a lot of experienced players and a real shot at going far in CCS.” Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez

Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez Track and Field Coaches: Mr.Kevin Dunn and Mrs. Dina Oakland Key Contributors: Angela Artadi, Liz Duxbury, Ally Lockwood, Bobby Marani , Kylie Palacio, Rebecca Organ, Swimming Olivia Rintala, and Cortney Wood Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez Coaches: Coach Dunn: Mr. Tom Miller and Ms. Jen Gonzalez “My hope is that our athletes learn how to Key Contributors: become better young men and women through track and fi eld. I hope they walk away from track CCS fi nalists Monica Garcia, Hilary Hunt, Jeff Peters, knowing how to work harder, communicate better, and defending CCS champion Stephanie Phipps make sacrifi ces for others, and be responsible, Stephanie Phipps: accountable, and reliable team members.” “My goal is for us to have fun and defend our CCS title. We have a lot of talent, and I think we are defi nitely Compiled by Kelsey McClung, going to be a force. Now that we have two coaches, Erik Chu, and Cameron Schott we are sure to be twice as good!” Staff Writers News • March 2010 Page 16

PARKING continued from page 1 The majority of the parking staff is made up of parking supervisors, informally known by students as the “parking ladies”—although there is one dad. The supervi- sors are all parents of current Mitty students and work daily four-hour shifts. Instead STUDENT CENTE(RED) of receiving a paycheck, they receive a tuition discount. They assist students with Student Focus: Sebastian Zuniga parking, monitor driving behaviors, and supervise for the safety of students. “It’s really sad when a student is rude to them because that’s someone’s par- By Morgan McEnery , Staff Writer are friendly and compliant, and I am always pleased withth the Mitty student body.” Meet sophomore Sebastian Zuniga. er to fi nd a late, desperately At the age of three, when Sebastian started kicking aroundaro his fi rst soccer ball, he fell in love searching student an unused teacher spot. with the sport. Since then, he has been on several recreationrecreat and club teams, all of which have ove the parking lot ladies. helped him cultivate his skills and love of the game. Com Once you establish a relationship with them, it’s their mmissionission to fi nd you a spot.” hashas built on his soccer career by making the Varsity team two years in a row. In his two years at Mitty so far, Sebastian has been an integral part of the MMitty Men’s soccer team. WhatWhat comes after MittyMitt for Sebastian’s soccer career? He’s SCOUNDRELS continued from page 1 hoping,hoping, something big. “I will continue to pplayl soccer for as long as I possibly can, me and Ethan Fang as fresh- and I am training hardhard to play in a college; as a kid growing men playing opposite each other.” upup I always wanted t Expanding on his experience as an actor, Logan said,d, “I came in as a freshman with little musicality, little understanding of the craft, and little understanding of Sebastian’sSebastian involvement with the Mitty com- the business. The classes and experiences I’ve had here at Mitty have allowed me munitymunity ddoesn’t end with the soccer team; he to be more than a chubby clown.” is a epartment at Mitty, adding, S se I won’t get to work with Growing up in the River Glen Dual the wonderful, talented freshmen and incoming class.” ImmersionI program, Sebastian’s edu- Matt Hill (Freddy Benson) cationcatio was bilingual, with classes in both has had a similarly fulfi lling three years at Mitty. “Comingming to Mitty was the best English a decision I’ve ever made. I worked on a show with Mr. Santana before I attended sixth grad Mitty, and he encouraged me to go to a school where I ccouldould perform.” Spanish. A On his development as an actor, Matt remembered, “I was still nervous about this would fi cult, Sebastian describes it grown immensely, and my as “the bes walls and barriers have dropped.” This kkindi of learning atmosphere prompted Senior Sarah Bernosky (Muriel Eubanks) commented,ted, “As a performer, I’ve Sebastian to grown in terms of being able to deal with and adapt to competition.” tage: “My cu The immense commitment by each actor to their craft created a wealth of very proud of w Sarah reminisced, “I loved At Mitty, SebSebastiana joined the LASU to continue his Noises Off because it had such a small, intimate cast—but—but I loved Thoroughly involvement in his co Modern Millie for the exact opposite reason.” heritage.heritage. “I believe it’s importantim for one to know their culture Senior Ryan Mardesich (ensemble and understudy for Andre) refl ecected,teed, “My and the historic background of wh favorite role was Tobias from Sweeney Todd. The fi e I saw the chara tere , I knew As Sebastian moves ththroughr his years at Mitty, he will leave ime to perfectingg my part.” his mark on the community both on fi eld and through LASU. With the curtain falling on their fi nal performances at Mitty, these sseniorseniors are Undoubtedly,Undoubtedly, his big passions will beb matched by great opportunities for going on to bright futures. Look for familiar names in thehe Tony Awards in the fu- himhim in thethe ffuture.uture. gh school!” ACCEPTED! ADMISSIONS AT MITTY

By Omid Mirfendereski and Sruthi Ramaswami at Mitty is both effi cient and fair. The offi ce reads ev- Staff Writers ery single application to preserve the integrity of the Odds are, if you’re currently reading this, you process. At times, the staff comes across applications Volume 19 Number 4 are familiar with the anxiety of waiting for your high with humorous essays that give insight into the real school admissions decision--and the excitement of personalities of the applicants. Advisors receiving your big envelope in the mail. But what “We look for the kids who have the willingness exactly did your application go through so that you to give it their all throughout their years at Mitty,” Mr. Mick VanValkenburg could end up here? Ms. Caputo explained. “The & Mr. Craig Whitt As our school year comes worst day of your life is not to a close, Archbishop Mitty’s when you get rejected from News admissions team has been ac- your dream school. The worst Emily Chu, Bridget McAnany, tively working and preparing day is when you are a student for the next set of students at Mitty and we have to ask Kit Strong, & Olivia Tran who will begin their life at you to leave because of your Mitty this coming fall. For performance.” Opinions these eighth graders and for Most of the students here Manasi Patel, Isabel Sausjord, the staff in admissions, the at Mitty have fond memories rigorous process includes of either shadowing at Mitty & Josie Suh submitting paperwork, going or attending the numerous through standardized testing, open houses. Ms. Caputo Arts & Entertainment and, fi nally, sending out ac- shared, “The Visit Mitty pro- Steffi e Ko, Ryan Meyer, & Zoya Qureshy ceptance letters. gram continues to be popu- After looking at essays, lar. We had 1,300 students Focus recommendation letters, and visit this year!” Guests can other parts of each student’s visit with a friend, or shadow Manisha Eerabathini, Emma Luk, application, it finally comes Photo courtesy of Mr. Lopez someone of their choice. Seethim Naicker, & Ramya Singireddy down to which applicants are Junior April Hua at Freshman Orientation 2009. Freshman Kathleen to be accepted. Ms. Kate Ca- Amaral recalled her memo- Justice Awareness puto, the Director of Admissions, explains that academic rable fi rst impression of Mitty as an 8th-grader. She qualifi cation is a major basis for the school’s decisions. visited the campus on the day of the Christmas Rally Kiron Chandy, Angela Hodge, & Maya Raman However, the admissions team looks for many and was able to witness the festivities. “I really liked other attributes in students, too. Students must be how fun and spirited the students and even the teachers Sports willing, for example, to persevere and work hard at were. It was so cute how one girl was surprised with Kanishka Khanna, Juli Ruiz, & Alexis Savini school. When speaking about prospective students, a bouquet of roses--and the whole school cheered! Ms. Caputo stated that the admissions staff always After shadowing, I really wanted to come to Mitty.” Photo looks to see “what [the potential students] can do here Though most of the Mitty community is not aware at Mitty.” She looks for students who work hard, main- of the intricacies in the process, the admissions team Claire Bredenoord tain a balanced life by participating in extra-curricular gives each applicant a thorough review and selects activities, and take advantage of the opportunities each student carefully. With the sad and inevitable The Monarch is published for the students, given to them. departure of this year’s seniors, the Mitty community faculty, and parents of Archbishop Mitty High School. Ms. Caputo maintains that the admissions process will open its arms to the fresh faces of 2014 in the fall.