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Eastern Kentucky University Year 1937

Eastern Progress - 12 Nov 1937

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Welcome THE EASTERN PROGRESS Yea! -Maroons, Alumni! Beat Union!" Student Publication of Eastern Kentucky State Teachers College ^ _ VOLUME 16 RICHMOND, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY NOV. 12, 1937 NUMBER 4 * Maroons, Bulldogs Meet in Homecoming Tilt

Homecoming World Affairs Club Eastern Band Sponsor Homecoming Hop Season's Largest Delegates At Toledo To Be Sponsored Crowd Expected Program Is Representative groups of the 47 By Committee International Relations Clubs in Here Tomorrow Announced the Ohio Valley Regional confer- This year, for the first time, the school social committee is ence, division of the International sponsoring the homecoming Alumni Urged To Relations Clubs of the World, dance and they plan to present Twelve Maroons to opened their two-day meet to- something unique for this Register At Alumni day at the University of Toledo, school. Jamie Thompson, popu- Take Part In Their lar Lexington band leader, and Final Home Encounter Office; Football Toledo, Ohio. his orchestra will furnish the Game To Feature The program for the World Af- music for this gala occasion. 9 Linemen and 3 Backs fairs group includes a number of Thompson's orchestra is noted addresses by internationally fa- for their unusual and swingy DANCE SCHEDULED mous lecturers and student round- arrangements of popular melo- UNION FAVORITE table discussions. dies. As a special attraction, Deleagtes of the Eastern World Thompson will feature Miss The Eastern Maroons will enter The Eastern Teacher* College Affairs group who are attending in Megerle, who was voted homecoming schedule for tomor- the conference are Ralph Maurer, Miss America, III. at a recent their seventh gridiron venture of row, as announced by Sam Beck- James Muncy, Don Hignite, Adriel Atlantic City beauty contest. the 1937 season tomorrow. They ley, secretary of the Eastern Williams, Ivel Black and Willis Dr. Noel B. Cuff was appoint- will pit their strength and strategy Throckmorton. ed by the committee, to act as against the grim and vicious Bull- Alumni Association will get under- chairman of the decoration way with the registration of committee and he plans to use dogs of Union College from Bar- alumni tomorrow morning in the R. O. T. C. Aids color schemes and designs to bourville, Ky. The largest crowd of alumni office, room 20 of Admin- carry out the autumn motif. the current year is expected to Mr. James Hart was appointed turn out for the annual Home- istration building. Registration In Armistice chairman of the orchestra com- hours will be from 8 till 11 o'clock mittee. Dancing will be from coming game, this is also the last "We are eager for the alumni to Celebration 9 to 12. Admission $1.00. home game of the 1937 football visit the office and see what we season. are doing," Mr. Beck ley stated. This game is the last at home Large Crowd Of Final Encounter for twelve stlwarts of the Maroon Following the registration of the and White. The seniors giving alumni group the highlight of the Students, Faculty their "all" for the last time on homecoming activities, a football Members, Richmond Of 1937 Season Stateland Field are Hatton, Jenk- game between the Eastern Ma- Citizens Attend ins, McConnell, Captain King, Ful- roons and the Union College Bull- With Cardinals kerson, Farris, Cummins, Byar, Armistice Day Lacey, Killen, Everllng and Cald- dogs, will be played on New State- well. You can bet your last dime land field. This game, featuring Program that these fellows will be pitching two of Kentucky's best coached Maroons to Close down the groove every second that football elevens, will begin at 2:00 FORD IN CHARGE Season at Belknap they are in action. p. m. The Maroons to date have Field Next Saturday; chalked up four wins and two Immediately following the East- Eastern's R. O. T. C. unit took Last Game for 12 losses while the Bulldogs have ern-Union game the former grads a leading port in the local cele- four victories and only one set- will be guests of President and back. By comparative scores, Mrs. Donovan at a tea and an bration of Armistice Day, held at MAROONS FAVORED Union appears to be a slight fav- hour of fellowship. Hanger stadium Thursday after- orite. Union defeated Transy 13-0 The final session of the pro- noon, November 11, from 1:15 to while Eastern toppled Transy 12- On Saturday afternoon, Novem- 6, this is, however, the only crit- gram will be the homecoming 1:50. Captain Ford was in charge ber 20, the Maroons will encounter Jance which will be held in the eria of their strength for the sea- of the program. All college stu- the Cardinals of the University of son. Last year the Ranklnmen Narge gym from 8:30 p. m. until dents, training school students and Louisville and will attempt to cul- 12:00 midnight. Arrangements came from behind to defeat the faculty were present' in addition Miss Pearl Stevenson, Junior member of the Home Economics minate their season by clipping Baconmen 12-6 to break a 10 year have been made for a general get- from Richmond, is the new spon- Club, a member of the Little The- the tailfeathers of the aforemen- together for those who do not to many citizens of Richmond. jinx. This year anything may hap- sor of the Eastern Kentucky State atre Club, and was secretary of tioned aggregation. The Cardi- pen as both schools are gunning care to dance, according to a state- The program started promptly Teachers College band. She was the sophomore class last year. nals have been flying rather high ment by the committee in charge for their fifth victory with little at 1:15 with the playing of mili- recently elected by the sixty-piece The new band sponsor is popular this season, experiencing one of consideration of defeat. of the hop. Refrsehments will be tary marches by the Eastern band musical organization and succeeds among Eastern students and her the most successful football sea- The Ranklnmen have taken it served at the dance. under the baton of James E. Van Miss Geraldine Allen, Prestons- presence with the Eastern band sons in their history. Laurie Apltz, Peursem. This was followed by burg Senior. will add much to that organiza- a former Southern California star, on the chin for the past two weeks the entrance of the motorized bat- Miss Stevenson is an active and are definitely striving to tion's reputation. has done much to bring the Louis- strike the comeback trail. They Yearbook Photos talion of Eastern's R. O. T. C. ville school out of the ruts and is They dismounted, formed for pa- are offering no alibis but are go- very optimistic for a win over the ing about their work with a grim rade and then marched past the Maroons. Should Be Taken stands in review. After marching AZK Members Kentucky Ags'n determination to make the season in review they formed a battalion However ,the Maroons are de- a success by winning their final line at the front and center of To Present Deans of Women termined that their last game contests. Tomorrow's game should Editor Advises the stadium. shall be a success and will be bat- find the Maroons reaching their Dr. Donovan read the Presi- Student Debate Hold Meet Here tling hard to end the season in peak both offensively and defen- Students To Make dent's proclamation and then pre- the win column. By winning this sively. With a wide-open attack Appointments With sented various patriotic groups. game the Maroons will have a and both barrels loaded for the This was followed by a two minute most successful season even game the Maroons will seek to Photographer Soon period of silence and then "Taps" To Be In Charge Julia Poynter Selected though they have lost to More- stifle the bellcose Bulldog. Special Rates Given was played. The program was head and Western ,two of the The Bulldog attack boast two of completed by the band playing Of Assembly Hour Vice-President; most powerful teams in the state. the finest backs in the K. I. A. C. the national anthem. Wednesday, Dec. 1; Katherine True Named In Sullivan and St a fur a, they have WORE PROGRESSING The game will mark the end of two triple-threat backs that are According to the Military Staff, Question Given Treasurer; Other the football career of 12 seniors potential dynamite in football uni- the second year men in the unit Officers Retained on the Maroon squad, namely, forms. Especially is Stafura likely In a short speech to the com- will receive ten hour* of automo- Chas. Farris, Joe Jenkins, Jack to reel off a touchdown tirade bined Junior and Senior classes tive vehicle driving, twenty hours PROGRAM OUTLINED Cummins, Ed McConnell, Roy when he unleashes his speed in an recently, Mr. James Hart, editor of automotive vehicle construction, King, Robert Hatton, Harold Ever- open field. The Maroons will have of the 1938 Milestone, urged all ten hours of instrument study, PROGRAM GIVEN llng, Jim Caldwell, John Killen, and eight hours of leadership dur- The members of' Alpha Zeta to stop these Pennsylvania lads to students, and especially seniors, to Kappa, a club devoted primarily to Heman Fulkerson, Bill Byar, and bring home the 'BaconV have their pictures taken for next ing the coming year. The instruc- New officers of the Kentucky R. D. Lacey. tion of the freshman class will be public oratory, will present a Many alumni and former stu- year's annual immediately. Mr. Association of Deans of Women dents are expected to attend the limited to drill work and element- chapel program on Wednesday elected at the business session of Hart explained that if students ary gunnery. morning, December first. This will Girls Dormitory annual Homecoming game, among had their pictures taken before be in the form of a student de- the convention held on the East- them areiformer luminaries of the November 15, they would receive bate, the topic selected being: ern campus November 5 and 6 Council Organized gridiron back to cheer their Alma six instead of four cuts to choose Dr. W. C. Jones Resolved—That the National Re- were Miss Julia Poynter, vice- Mater to victory. Let us show from and, in addition, would re- lations Board Should be Empow- president, dean of girls, Science The Girls' Dormitory Student them the old Eastern spirit by ceive special rates on additional ered to Enforce Arbitration of All Hill School .ShelbyvUle, and Miss Council was organized for the year doing our part in helping the team poses. Under these special rate* At Conference Industrial Disputes. Work on this Katherine True, treasurer, dean of 1937-38 on Monday evening, No- on to victory. Instead of having the actual Milestone cut is made program has Just begun and Dr. women, Foundation School, Berea vember 1, 1937. After a brief the mediocre Maroons let's turn free but this will be true for a Saul Hounchell, the faculty spon- College, Berea. Mrs. Emma T. talk by Mrs. Case as to the pur- the Maroons into a Red Inferno limited time only. It was also an- Eastern Dean sor, extends a cordial invitation to Case, president of the association, pose and policies of the Council, and end the season in a blaze of nounced that McGaughey Studio all those interested in this field. and Miss Louise Kornfeld, secre- the following officers were elect- glory. will be open on Sunday, by ap- Addresses Kentucky The membership of the club at tary, dean of girls, Shawnee High ed: President, Virginia Lester; pointment, for any students who the present time totals twenty, School, Louisville, who were elect- Vice-President, Helen Beckner; are too busy to have their pic- Education Group; with the addition of many new ed at the 1936 convention of the Secretary - Treasurer, Virginia First Concert Of tures made during the week. Mattox Also On members. At the election of offi- association will serve until the Stith; Reporter, Kathryn Folmer; 1938 convention, which will be Year Presented Work on the yearbook is pro- Program cers for the year 1937-38, Lucille Student Advisor, Sallie Petty. gressing rapidly, according to Mr. Nunnelly, Bertel Sparks, and Eva held at the University of Ken- Other members of the council are: Wednesday, November 3, during Hart. Several cover designs have Lena Busey were chosen to serve tucky. Ruth Lynch, Vera Wilburn, Fran- tte chapel hour, the Women's been received and the cover for HELD AT U. OF E. respectively as president, vice The main speakers on the con- ces Cocanougher, Mary Frances Madrigal and the Men's Glee Clubs the book will be chosen before the president, and secretary-treasurer. vention program were Dr. Esther Clark, Anna B. Hunter, Christine gave their first concert of the Xmas holidays. Printers and en- During the course of the coming Lloyd-Jones, head of the guidance Farris, Mary Lilyan Smith, Es- year. The first number on the pro- Dr. W. C. Jones, Dean of East- year the club will sponsor a var- laboratory, Teachers College, Co- telle Carter, and Emma Linley. gram was the religious chorus, gravers are also being contacted ern Kentucky State Teachers Col- iety of oratorical rivalries as well for bids on the actual printing lubia University, New York City, "Panus Angelicus," Miss Dorothy lege, spoke on "State Require- as debates. The Intercollegiate and Dr. Sarah Sturtevant, profes- Dorris sang the solo part. Another and, at the same time, the staff ments Discourage Educated Per- Peace Association conducts an an- Coming Assembly is investigating a new type of sor of education .also of Teachers outstanding.number on the wom- sons from Teaching," at the gen- nual state and national contest, College, Columbia University. en's repretoire was "Mudjoklvis." printing that will probably be used eral session of the Fourteenth An- which, in this locality, is under Programs Listed for the first time in next year's Other guest speakers on the pro- Clever as well aa harmonious nual Education Conference and the the auspices of the Alpha Zeta gram were Dr. WiUem Van de annual. Third Annual Meeting of the Ken- Kappa. The winner competes in Assembly programs which have was the sea chanty, "Hoo-day" Wall, of the Carnegie Foundation, been scheduled for the next two which numbered first on the men's Elmer Douglas, Milestone busi- tucky Association of Colleges and the state tourney, usually held at University of Kentucky; Dr. program. Among the old favorites ness manager, announces that class Secondary Schools which con- Berea. The three speakers selected Charles A. Keith; Miss Ethel M. weeks are as follows: sung by the club were "Dedica- representatives, for the collection vened October 29 and 30 at the by the Judges are then subjected Lovell, principal of Aherns Trade Monday, November 16—Dr. Eg- tion," "LltUe Boy Blue," and of money for Milestone space, have University of Kentucky. - to the national board. Last year, bert W. Smith, lecturer for the been chosen. School, Louisville; and Dr. Eliza- "Dance My Comrades," a true Dr. Jones in bis address elab- one of the members of the club beth Peck, professor of history, Layman's League of the Presby- Russian secular song. The senior representatives are orated on the .effect created by tanked third in the final judgment terian Church, will speak. —a high honor, and one worthy to Berea College. , Si Russell Childs and Beulah Clark. present day rules and regulations The convention closed with a Wednesday, November 17—Or- Elizabeth Campbell and Dale Mor- turning educated people from the incite the club to even-greater ef- fort this year. luncheon meeting in the Glyndon chestra and community singing, Kennamer Is Heard gan are representatives for the teaching profession. Hotel on November 6. Dr. H. L. under the direction of James E. Junior class and Sue Toadvine and Dr. Jones is an active member Van Peursem. In Radio Broadcast Harry Bryant represent the sopho- DOUGLAS NAMED SIOMA Donovan and W. P. King, execu- of the Association, being vice presi- tive secretary of the Kentucky Friday, November 19^—"Obser- mores. Freshman class represent- dent of the commission, chairman TAU PI PRESIDENT Wednesday, November 3, the atives are Eldora Ghamberlaln and Education Association, were the vations of Another Traveler," by following program, presented by of the committees on Extension Sigma Tau Pi, Eastern's com- speakers at this meeting. Miss May C. Hansen. Bob Baggs. and Summer Schools, and High mercial organization, at their last Eastern, was broadcast from the The price for space in the Sen- School Deficiencies in English, meeting elected the new officers Monday, November 22—Mar- Hiram Brock auditorium over ior section of the yearbook will arithmetic, and spelling. for the ensuing year. Elmer Doug- DB. HERNDON ADDRESSES shall Vaughn and W. C. Stevens, station WHAS: be $4.00 this year. Juniors will pay During a conference on the work las, Aberdeen, South Dakota, was FRESHMAN CLASS of Frankfort, will address the stu- Open—Piano and violin. dent body and faculty. Mr. $2.00 for their spoce, Sophomores of the registrar, M. E. Mattox, elected president; Estill Swan, Cor- The second regular meeting of Music—"American Lullaby" by $1.60 and Freshmen are to oay Eastern Registrar, 'spoke on bin, vice president; Evelyn Long, Vaughn's subject will be "The So- Miss Hoffman. the Freshman class was held Mon- $1.00. "Freshman Orientation" and Dr. Richmond, treasurer, and Kath- cial Security Act;" Mr. Stevens', Address — "Kentucky Counties Mr. Douglas requested that all J. T. Dorris presented a discussion erine McNutt, Mayfield, secretary. day, November 1, at which time "Unemployment Compensation." on Parade," Henry County, by Dr. students, who desire their picture to the Kentucky Council of Social Oral Baker, Spruce Pine, North Dr. Herndon, class adviser, gave Wednesday, November 24— "A Family Chat," by Dr. H. L. L. G. Kenames. with their class, pay for their Studies. T Carolina, is the club's new serg- a short but 'concise talk on, "The < space as soon as possible. They are James E. Van Peursem waa the eant-at-arrhs. Mr. R. R. Richards Donovan. This will be the last Music — "The Rosary" by to pay their class representatives presiding officer during the con- and Dr. W. J. Moore are faculty Big Jump from High School to assembly program until after the Thomas Stone. Elmer Douglas, or James Hart ference on Music Education. sponsors. ColUege." Thanksgiving holidays. Close—Piano and Violin.

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that such pride in their Alma men students on our campus ap- ly believe that everyone should do his best to be present and oh time The Eastern Progress .vlater is unjustified. proximately sixty years. It, like- Progress * for this important occasion. Member of the Kentucky So with a slogan that has come many of^e traditional homes, It is possible to get from the Library Notes ■4 Intercollegiate Press Association to mean much to each and every has becoA^runflt for habitation. Post Office Health building to the auditorium in the allotted ten minutes but it Entered in the Postoffice at Rich- alumnus we shall say 'We'll see The beauty of the campus is does take ten minutes and no less. What are you getting in return mond, Ky., as second-class matter Dear Editor: /ou at the game!" marred by this ancient structure Many juniors have been marked for the money and time you are Yes, Eastern lost to Western absent during the past two weeks spending at college? Most of you EDITORIAL. STAFF and student safety and health are again this year by 23 to 0 and because the person who checks the Ralph Maurer Editor will receive a certificate saying Creativeness endangered by its presence. many of the student body and junior section persists in starting Agnes Edmunds...Associate Editor "supporters" of the team are say- that you have met all the neces- txiinond *iesser... Managing Editor her checking several minutes be- "Creative attitude . . .it is slow- - We believe, should the afore- ing, "Yea, the same old Eastern." for the last whistle blows. Fur- sary requirements, and are quali- BUSINESS STAFF ly passing from the average col- mentioned recomendatlon materi- However, this attitude is not one thermore, in several instances, stu- fied to. teach, but are you getting bit unusual as there are almost dents appeared before the last Billy Adams Advertising Mgr. that rarety-product of a college James jjyKes Ass't Adv. Mgr. .ege campus." . . These, the words alize, that the money invested bound to be those who only sutoport whistle blew but after their row Leslie Voshell....Ass't. Adv. Mgr. jf a mldwestern editorial writer, would be wisely placed. and stick behind a winner, but had been checked and yet they life, an appreciation of really fine Chester Durham-Circulation -Mgr. once a game is lost they are ready were marked absent. literature ? ihould be considered With great to turn the other way. And then Pathetic Situation there are the "drugstore quarter- We realize the necessity of Only a few of the nation's col- "NEWS STAFF Jiterest. promptness but ask that, in the Harold Johnson According to an announcement backs" who always know what leges offer so exeat an opportunity Whether the^ creative attitude play should have been used and future,' these students who have for the Mtuaent to acquire an ap- Clifford Pittman issued by the Fine Arts Commit- classes before chapel or who have Wuson Ashby what Is wrong with the coaching preciation of literary excellence as and ability of the modem college etc., but they themselves have to come from far parts of the (ctyue fjewis tee, students of Eastern will not does Eastern, for anly a small per- nulUe Holland jtudent is on the wane or whether never had the intestinal fortitude campus be given the full ten min- a be offered a" tine arts series this utes to reach their assigned seats. cent of the college libraries have .lNita Creage* to don shoulder pads and cleated the stacks open to all who wish diaries V»arner .t is the necessity to gain an al- shoes. This, we believe, will lead to bet- year: These series of programs, ter understanding between stu- to use this privilege. Spend a few i.u.uieu uuey ready systematically planned edu- Eastern did lose to Western 23 odd moments each day in the lib- Uurward Salisbury which were offered to students to 0, but they certainly did not dents and faculty. —■ cation for the purpose of obtain- —Tardy" Juniors rary looking for a book that is li,veiyn Zakem for the purpose of surrounding lose one bit of glory. Western's just a little unusual, and that Aiary Agnes Finneran jjg a position are the points at coach, "Swede" Anderson, paid the suits your particular mood, and them with cultural advantages, Dear Diary: .ssue. greatest tribute that could be paid will soon find that you will have FEAxURE WRITERS have been discontinued for the to a team. Coach Anderson said Well, I took Spendit Onme to Eddie Eicher a different attitude toward books The average college student, that the Maroons of Eastern was the Morehead football game. That and the people who write them. tjiuie bwan sole reason of non-support. The ball looked more than a foot to .hough he goes through the rou- without a doubt the most stubborn Each book expresses a definite oarmel Jett opposition, the scrappiest and the me. Bus sure was slow ($1.00 for neti Aiays Committee and the college have thought or Idea that the author is ane of dally preparation and re- most "never give up" team that her fare). Battle of the grldron! trying to convey to the reader. imam crock, Jr. gone to great expense and effort ($1.00 for her ticket). Looked sponds to the necessary steps of Western had met this year. This Perhaps you will read each book i^neen Floyd in years past to bring to Eastern coming from an opposing coach Is more like a wrestling match to thoroughly, perhaps you will get getting a degree, has not become worth almost as much as a victory me, and in a cow pasture at that SPORTS WRITERS outstanding artists, and students the purpose by skimming it quick- Raymond Stivers on educated individual until he or by touchdowns. Thought I'd better buy her some ly. In any case, you will be repaid iumon Feinsteln have had opportunities to take ad- The game was not nearly so un- popcorn (.06). Maybe she won't for the amount of time you spend. OUl l.ullllllilC jhe realizes the Importance of cre- even as the score would indicate. think I'm stingy. Time for the For example, have you seen the vantage of these artists' programs kick-off! Who's going to die? oiwell rtanKln ativeness. The Maroons 'rolled up nine first special Coronation edition of the at little cost—yet they have failed downs to the Hilltoppers eleven Maybe one of their professors, If London News? This is a volume SOCIETY WRITERS On many college campuses there they have any like several of ours. containing colored pictures of the from a financial standpoint Ac- and gained almost as much yard- Frances Little are few activities which promote age if not an even amount. Many Sure was dark and nice on that recent and preceedlng coronations, HU itiarz cording to the Committee's report times the Hilltoppers were thrown bus. Glad I was on the last seat, together with pictures of the royal a creative attitude. What does Just one hundred and ten! Sure family. There are many similar vV. L. Keene Faculty Adviser last year's series of three pro- for huge losses and several times jur institution offer? What may it was third down and twenty-five was heavy after the first ten books on many different subjects. ~~- PHONE 438-J grams, wh'ich brought to Eastern's to thirty-five -yards to go. With miles. First down and ten to go. Why don't you examine a few of Must have been the 16th or 20th these books, and see what they we offer? campus a group of artists of in- this kind of playing the Maroons PROGRESS PLATFORM could not have been far off. The time, he fell down. Looked like have to offer you? A weeiuy school publication. ternational fame, failed to receive only noticeable difference was more than ten of them were going. A modified system of student Days Thai Count # Wish she would change the flavor the cooperation and enthusiasm of that Western has some backs who government. A tale is told of a medieval Eu- can really travel and by chance of her lipstick; 15 yards for A more active alumni association. the student body, thus creating a and at times by good playing they roughing! Well our boys look as All Kinds Of Small Continued expansion of athletic ropean village that decided to hold condition which forced the Com- broke away for considerable gains. rough as theirs. Why don't we department. a great celebration. To insure its Otherwise Eastern was equally as get yards too? (10c for cold RADIOS $5.00 Continued uioughtfulness In re- mittee to discontinue this worthy good as Western and the score drinks). No use coming this far gard to college property. success a huge cask was built Into and educational offer. should not be taken literally.. to get robbed. The cafeteria does A greater Eastern. which each villager agreed to pour Alibis Bjre not always acceptable a good job at Eastern. "Gold" THE FIXIT SHOP It Is indeed a pathetic situation and Eastern is not a school to use posts? Look more like wood or a bottle of wine. alibis, but when there is a justifi- Next to Theatre To the Alumni when students, who some day are pipe to me. My trousers have to "If I fill my bottle with water able reason for some thing then be pressed (25 cents more). Um- To the alumni, graduates and to be leaders In Kentucky schools we say it should be used. For that pire's whistle? Well I guess It and empty It into the barrel with reason we are saying that Eastern friends of Eastern who are helping and communities, do not have was his whistle or else he wouldn't the others, surely it won't be no- was not in topnotch form physical- have had it in the first place. to glorify their beloved Alma Ma- enough cultural interest to sup- ly and therefore was not in top- Can't fool me, I'm too ignorant. ticed," ran the thoughts of one of notch form. The Maroons were EAT & DRINK ter in education and other fields. port and hold one of the college's I know umpires are for baseball ihe skeptical schemers. The big without the services of Walter Hill, game. Boy, she must have been ... A HEARTY WELCOME. greatest assets. Such opportuni- who had a sprained knee, Milton dieting before that game (60 at day arrived, as .all our big days Feinstcin with a badly bruised side, This week-end on our campus will ties for the refining of the intel- more). Touchdown? Why they do, and with the villagers assem- Lon Limb with a bruised knee, and have been touching it down all be observed as another annual lectual faculties as were offered Harold Everllng, who did play but afternoon. Maybe I should have HAPPY'S oled the great cask was ceremo- with a badly wrenched knee. We Homecoming and will bring to the by the Fine Arts Committee are someone who understands the HOT HAMBURGERS niously tapped and to the dismay are not saying that Eastern would game. Wonder if she was really campus several hundred alumni a-vital part of college education, have been on the other side of the asleep? Maybe she liked to be and chagrin of the participants, score but we do say there would OUR SPECIALTY who will assemble for the last big and our possibilities of coming awakened that way. Only coffee nothing but water could be ob- have been considerable difference. and doughnuts? (.10-. Well, I event of the present football sea- into contact with great artists in Everyone of the Maroons per- wonder who won the game? Foot- Opposite Memorial tained from it. formed admirably but there were son—the homecoming game with our future life may not be as whole- ball must be a "wonderfull" Insti- Each of the villagers had rea- two who especially were standouts tution. Union College. some as they were during our col- and who would cope with any man soned as the first that "My little put on the field by Western. These A certain day each year has lege days, therefore we feel that i.i bit shall not be missed, for It is two boys, both seniors and getting been set apart at almost every col- students of Eastern have lost an their last "crack" at Western, He- A 52.00 VALUE FOR ONLY $ 30 small that the festivities shall man Fulkerson and Robert Hatton lege in the country when old grads Integral part of their educational deserve much prase for their not cease without It." are enthusiastically encouraged to foundation. great playing. Many times these i True, the festivities would not return to the scene of their school boys ripped through the opposing have ceased with his part missing line and threw Western's backs days. Such an event here, we feel, GLEANINGS for losses. Every man In the game out his, like many others, was an played great ball and even though is especially important mainly: To integral part of the foundation of they lost by figures they lost noth- show the present student the type Well it's still at Morehead . . . ing morally or otherwise. che project and without his part Your sincerely, of predecessor he has, paving the the Hog Rifle (erroneously titled Jie project would not be complete. » Otwell Rankln way for him on his matriculation, Hawg Rifle). There will come a These ancient festivities have Dear Editor: and to portray the present im- day, though. passed Into antiquity but the mor- It is the policy of the "Dean of proved Eastern and the calibre of Men" at Memorial Hall to charge al still exists. Each and every Of the 1,913 Eastern graduates twenty-five cents for each guest the representative younger gener- jne of us Is living a life with our eligible for membership in the which a student brings to the hall. tiun that will carry on Eastern If the student keeps a friend over- Alumni Association, only 300 be- 0reat day coming. Life is our night and does not report it it will traditions in the paths of the cask and every day we are to put long to the group. We think this cost him one dollar. ahunni. Just what tnis money goes for in our share. If one individual 16.37 percent membership should at it will be our pleasure to greet it is not known. No books or ra- .iolds out he is not only holding least double during the coming dios are bought nor are the men In this amazing ... uiwe people, who have gone be- jut on himself but on everyone year . benefited In any manner by this .o,e, on our campus. We are al- money. 3)crrO#M/| %rld/rtdL Combination Offer jlse as well, for in this present- As is usually the case, a stu- ways honored with their presence Two men and one woman is jay world no one knows how far dent will keep one guest in his For a Halted Has, the purchase ol a $1 box of Dorothy a.m we anticipate a joyous reunion love ,two nations at war Is mis- room without costing the college jway his Influence is felt We live anything. A guest does not use Perkins Face Powder entlllM you to a S1 Dorothy Perkins ui eastern's family. The student understanding, and five hundred Treatment Kit without chargel This offer is truly unusual. Be . i life not for and by ourselves but any more light and only a small uxiy is an unofficial welcoming students after the only copy of a quantity of water. The student sure lo take lull odvenrooe of It. or and with others. Make your usually shares his own bed and niiiimlttififfi one and all, for these certain library volume Is . The Complimentary Kit Contains allege days full. It is costing toilet articles with his guest. Yet lOiJeiits revisiting the campus 'You express It). the school wants to charge extra Generous SUMS or Gee* el Rossi, Rose Lotion, Creae .omebody for you to be here, so for this courtesy. wnlch they used to look upon as Delight, end Powder Base. You'll be delighied with the ^et your money's worth, in the Students pay the room rent and superb qualities of these Dorothy Perkins Preparations. uome. There should be a fine and Things we have observed: Less should not have to pay to keep a jlassroom and on the campus as united spirit shown these people, tardiness at assembly programs, guest. . . . Jesse James used a BrriA ADOIO FIATU SI—led. D*~*y PerktM Twetw—t OS centoies e well. Enrich your future with pistol to take money from people, lessee sssoSJ §* SStSSl S^fSSM SfSSSSI She eeretiese ef Peretoy retkkM wno will spend a day here, in or- no loafing or smoking sessions on but It seems that that style of ■ abundant reminiscences of your • PufireMiM SSSSSJsslsi S» $I.S0 er mere. der that they will recognize that Ad steps, quietness in library, robbery is old-fashioned. college days spent at Eastern. Hiram Brock, Jr. here is a united student body with loafing in bookstore and postof- a spirit equal to that found any- floe, students not using gym fa- Dear Editor: v A Worthy Recommendation cilities, and an increase in real There has. been a lot of discus- Owen McKee's where. sion about the importance of being In regard to the team, the band, The recommendation for a new (or lmttaUonal) acts of work. on time for chapel and we sincere- and other agencies having charge nen's dormitory at Eastern made I by the state council of public Remember you will come back of the program we are assured some time In the future on home- that each will do Its part ligher education on October 26 QUALITY FOR QUALITY PRICE FOR PRICE coming day. Let's demonstrate ■ toward making the 1937 Home- ihould be of prime Interest to men coming a memorable event. The students of the institution. some real "seuth-n" hospitality. We Prove Emphatically—At All Times United Sells It team alone has shown itself, thus Whether the council's recom- "Since the first Independence far throughout the season, worthy mendation will mean a new men's Day we have spent more than 116 For Less. of the higest commendation which dormitory for Eastern in the near years In some state of war," says might be accorded it. Its spirit future is a doubtful question, but Robert H. Rankln, former Eastern has been to do or die and certainly It at least gratifies the Memorial grad ,ln an article, "The United the boys wearing the Maroon and Hall men to know that the propo- States in War," found in the last White tomorrow are going to do sition of constructing a new dor- edition of the Alumni Journal. everything within their power to mitory is gaining recognition. Compared with this "we have had give Eastern's grads reason to be- We thoroughly realize that the only twenty years of peace," he lieve that football at Eastern Is no iost of constructing a modern dor- adds.—And yet we think of ours longer a thing to be taken light- mitory would be great; too, we as a peaceful nation. ly. We firmly believe that after realize that Eastern needs a men's the game the grads will have dormitory probably more than any Why pay for the use of a seat every reason to pop off their vest other state Institution needs a during a football game and then buttons with pride and aay "We particular building. stand la the aisles during the en- have a team" and be willing, upon The present dormitory, a mem- tire contest T Have a seat and en- leaving the campus, to crunch un- oty of old Central CoUege stu- joy yourself ... the fellow Just A Busy Store There's A Reason der foot any who would suggest dents, has served as a home for behind you will appreciate it

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FRIDAY NOV. 12, 1937 THE EASTERN PROGRESS PAGE THREE Roving Reporter's Research Eastern Alumni News College Humor A Reveals Readiness Of Cupid TO THE HOMEOOMERS gree from the University of Ken- By ESTDLE R. SWAN that he just got out of the mall tucky In June. the day before with the one he has Welcome Alumni! On behalf of Luclle Derrick (class of 1931), To Reign, Register, Resist Would you girls like to know the Alumni Association I greet Just what goes on behind the of Nancy King and trying to de- is working on her Doctor's degree cide if the girls back to 'God's * you and telLyou that we are glad at the University of Chicago. Ad- scenes to Memorial Hall? If you to have you on the campus for By EILEEN FLOYD the year round but is at his best do, keep your mouth shut (If pos- Country" compare with the dress: 6483 South Woodlawn Ave- "belles'' of the bluegrass. Homecoming. I hope that you will nue, Chicago, 111. After lengthy interviews and re- (or should I say his worst) in the sible) and your eyes open while see many friends and that your Raymond T a 1 m a g e DeWitt search work I have compiled these spring of the year. This may be the scene shifts to the third floor Heman Pulkerson, Jimmie Hart, visit to the campus will be most (class of 1834) has been appointed facts concerning that mysterious, due to. the fact that he has the of this ancient domicile, and see Ed McConnell, and Eastern's stut- enjoyable. Visit your alumni office dean of men at Junior College of yet well known and ever present full cooperation of mother nature for yourselves how these young tering quarterback, MUdder Ever- and let us show you what we are Amerlcus, Ga. being, the love bug. If there are at Uus time. "It's the Natural men conduct themselves on a quiet ting, have gathered around the ra- doing. If you have any suggestions Keith Dicken (class of 1936) is any doubts in your mind that the Thing To Do." At any rate it is Sunday evening. dio In the next room to listen to to make in regard to the activities j teaching English in the Louisville love bug exists I hope to dispel a known fact that the number of The third floor is the home- their favorite radio program, "Bob of the Alumni Association, give Girls High School, Louisville, Ky. them in short order. If I am un- victims is greatly Increased at this stead of the "cream of the crop," Armstrong, the All American them to your alumni secretary Address: 2126 Confederate Place, able to do so, I can only say that time. You are probably well ac- those intellectuals com mo n 1 y Boy." while you are on the campus. Come Louisville. I have warned you. quainted with the so-called "sum- known as the seniors of this dear In the last room, we find Ivel to see us again. James H. Drake (class of 1936) Science has perfected anti-tox- mer romance." This is usually of old institution of ours. In the Black proudly displaying a new Sam Beckley, received his B. S. degree in library ins and serums for the treatment short duration. Many scholars first room, we find Bill (Romeo) sweater that Kate Baggs has "V. Alumni Seeretary science from the Library School of germs, rabies, insect bites, beleive that this Is caused by the Bennett and the ever studious knitted for him, to John Preston of George Peabody College, Nash- snake bite, and many other things; love bug being rather listless and Herschel Owens trying to decide and Oral Baker. Nice work, Kate, Q. W. Campbell (class of 1926), ville, In June. He la now an assist- but as yet they have been unable fed up after working overtime who is the more ardent lover. it just goes to show you that the superintendent of schools at Cor- ant in the Stetson University Lib- to perfect any means of counter- during the spring season. From From across the hall comes loud, way to'a man's heart is not neces- bln, Ky., received his Doctor's de- rary, Deland, Fla. acting the drastic effect of the my observations this fall I have angry shouts and it turns out to sarily through his stomach. Fred Folmer (class of 1932) re- love bug bite. It has baffled sci- discovered that the love bug has be John Ellison and Fred Vander- Well, girls, there they are. You ceived his B. S. degree in library entists for many years but they fully recovered and is carrying out mark to a heated argument over have bad a chance to observe BALDWIN'S BARBER science from the Library School of hope to find some cure for It to this work on the campus. who is to clean up the room next without being observed, and may- George Peabody College, Nashville, the near future. This can come As I have stated previously the Easter. It seems that Fred cleaned be one of these very fellows are SHOP In August. He is now librarian of only through knowledge and un- love bug Is well known in this vi- it up last Eastern and John main- the ones you dream about over to McKee Basement Nebraska State Teachers College, derstanding of the subject. Thus cinity. He finds the campus just tains that it was he, but it hasn't Sullivan and Burnam and wonder Wayne, Neb. —you have my reason for writing one big happy hunting ground. been cleaned up since then and just what they are doing and if HAIRCUTS 25c A B. Mackey (class of 1925) this article. My aim is to do my He may be found around the wom- they have really forgotten who it they are thinking of you, and Students Welcome is president of Trevecca College, bit in furthering this great work en's dormitory where a large num- was. (Did I say it was a quiet again you might some day even Nashville, Tenn. of science by acquainting the pub- ber of prospective victims are usu- evening?) take one of them for better or Open Linni 7 o'clock William H. Masters (class of lic with the known facts and ally gathered. Yes, he may even worse. (It will have to be for 1934) visited the Alumni office truths concerning the love bug. be found browsing around the li- In the next room, toward the better, for it can't be much on October 21. He is now manager There have been many conflict- brary until around nine o'clock on north, live those two congenial worse). PERMANENT WAVES for the Kentucky and Ohio terri- ing descriptions as to the general cool evenings. This leads us to gentlemen, "Gob'* Cummins and $3.50 $5.00 $6.50 tory of the American Agricultural appearance of the bug. Some say believe that he is well read and Cecil Purdom. Now you never Chemical Company, New York. Mr. well educated. On warm nights hear any furious outbursts from that he is a streamlined version these two. That isn't their way CURTIS BARBER $10.00 Masters received his B. S. degree of Cupid, while others say that he he doesn't inhabit the library quite in agriculture from Eastern. His looks like a red beetle. At any as regularly but prowls from of doing things—a table leg or a SHOP B0GGS BEAUTY SHOP headquarters are now at Cincin- rate everyone agrees that he Is in- building to building (ravine to chair serves to stop any outbursts nati, Ohio. Address until February that are forthcoming. HAIRCUT 25c visible, so you may draw your raving), to search of students sit- We Welcome Student Trade. 1, Irvine, Kentucky. own conclusons. ting on the steps (Dee "Tarzan" Now, girls, get set for the thrill Rickman Powers (class of 1937) of your life, for as we pause just Two Barbers The love bug is well known on Hubbard permitting). It is be- Next to Armory New Central is junior accounter for the Cotton the Eastern campus. In fact, lieved that the love bug has pow- outside the next door, out through and Escew Accounting Firm, Lou- practically everyone here has ers of imitation, because he is the key hole floats the melodic Service Station isville, Ky. Address: 1438 South come in contact with him at one often in the postoffice and the strains of that lyric tenor voice of First Street. . time or another. Some were bit- bookstore after .the first whistle Norbert Rechtto singing of the JAMES DUNCAN, Alma Regenstein (class of 1933) ten (severely) while others have has blown. He is very fond of girl of his dreams while Russell FRIGID AIRES is critic teacher of home economics gotten by with only a slight re- festive occasions such as the Childs imagines that it is Julia Proprietor in Eastern State Teachers Col- action to the love bug poison. dances. The glamour of flowers, Williams. lege's Model High School. The reaction of the victims Is music, long eyelashes (artificial As we tap lightly at the next and Automobile Accessories John Shearer- ( class of 1936) Gasoline and Motor Oil generally the same but with vary- or otherwise), dim lights, and bow door (still traveling northward), and George Carrell (class of 1936) ing degrees of intenstiy. Often ties make the victim much more from within comes the lusty General Repairing are second year students In the the symptoms are recognized by susceptible to the love bug bite. greeting of "pour water on the Dental" College, University of Lou- CHAMBERS Cor. Madison Ave. ft Water St. the associates and friends of the This so-called Insect Is not In- floor and swim to under." (This isville. Their address: 2514 Talbott victim long, before he himself fluenced by age, position, sex, or was Elmer Douglas, so don't get PHONE 24 Avenue. classification. Young and old, J. Taylor White (class of 1933) realizes that he has been bitten. excited, it might have been This type is very hard to cure be- happy-go-luckys, and pessimistic worse). His running mate, Otwell RANGES is head of the science department sour-pusses are included among of Flora McDonald College, and cause the love bug poison has had Rankto, attired to the prettiest time to set in. Often it proves the victims. Therefore, since in- pea green pajamas that your ocu- critic teacher of science of the tensive and exhaustive research seniors of Red Springs High fatal or incurable (sad but true). lars ever beheld, Is busily writing Geo. H. Myers School, Red Springs, N. C. Ad- Science has yet many realms of has shown that 86.002% of all to that "little girl back home" dress: Box 462, Red Springs. the great unknown to conquer. college stoogents are bitten an- since he was unsuccessful to ac- Alene Young (class of 1933) is In my long study of the subject nually, beware. The love bug will quiring a date for the evening. supervisor of the elementary I have discovered that he prowls bite YOU If you don't watch out. Douglas is comparing the picture THUR.-FRL, NOV. 11-lt schools of Covlngton, Ky. INCOMPLETE! ERBOL FYI.NN The following members of the JOAN BLONDELL In class of 1937 are teaching in the Kentucky's Best Druin Major- Eastern Headed "THE PERFECT SPECIMEN" Louisville Public Schools: Grace Champion, Leo Moss, Mary Katherine Holcomb and Na- Eastern's Robert Adolf Baggs For Rose Bowl? 2—SCREEN SONGS—2 omi Kalb. Their address: 1419 1 Don't Want To Make History' South First Street Nancy Lohn, By EDDIE EIC1IER contests. During his last two 1 Peel Like A Feather In The 216 Ormsby Avenue; Mary Louise Eastern has scored 61 points to Weaver, 2064 Eastern Parkway; Robert Adolf Baggs, ladies and yearn in high school, Bob realized Breeze' one of his ambitions when he be- their first six games while their Gene Wells, Lorena Young, 2514 gentlemen, is undoubtedly the best Pete Smith Short Talbott Avenue, and Louise Larkin came drum major of the band. opponents have scored 67. They drum-major ever to call Eastern While drum major of this band he failed to score in their last, two "Romance Of Radium" (class of 1936) 1748 Frankfort starts while their opponents have Avenue. his alma mater. I even venture won many contests and finally SATURDAY, NOV. IS to say that Eastern has the best went to the national contest at scored 49 points. (But don't be Evanston, Illinois. discouraged, Maroon fans, we have CHARLEY CHAN In MABRIAOES durm major In the state of Ken- When Mr. Schnabl gave up it figured out). "CHAN ON BROADWAY" Mabel Herren (class of 1937) tucky at the present time . . . to J. C. Curtsinger. Their address: Portsmouth for a position at East- Eastern beat Transy 13-6, didn't • A zebra minus half his and I'll bet my last 26c and a ern he persuaded Bob to come to they. Morehead beat Transy 7-6, Three Stooges In 703 McLaren Avenue, Lockland, stripes looks odder, we admit, Ohio. Marzella Northcutt (class of street car token on that. some of Eastern's football games thus giving Eastern a six-point "Dlizy Doctor" 1937) to J. C. Simpson. Their ad- Bobby Baggs calls Portsmouth, and give demonstrations for the advantage over Morehead. (Skip than a man minus.a handker- crowd. On one occasion. Bob was the Hog Rifle affair). Morehead SUN.-MON„ NOV. 14-16 dress: Dry Ridge, Ky. Ella Trent O., his home town and for 5 years chief in his breast pocket. But to Gibson Prather (class of 1935). congratulated by Governor Chand- trimmed U. C. 7-0, now giving BING CROSBY Their address: Hazard, Ky. he was connected with band work ler for the way he handled the Eastern a 13-potot advantage over a man docs look smarter with in that city. For three years he silver sticks. Needless to say, Bob U. C. Indiana only beat U. C. the handkerchief there . . . MARTHA RATE in Twenty-three Eastern alumni played a flute to the band under was the big hit of all the perform- 20-7—Just 13 points better—well, we have that. This now makes giving the final dressy touch to "DOUBLE OR attended a dinner meeting on Fri- the direction of Henri Schnabl ances to which he appeared and day evening, November 5, in the now this year he has entered us even with Bo McMillan's Indi- his outfit. Try one of our new NOTHING" French Village, Heyburn Building, and he played so well that he won school here as a freshman. ana team. Louisville, during the convention many solo events to various state Indiana beat Ohio State 10-0, Arrow Handkerchiefs and see. Popular Science At the games, he has thrilled of the Fifth District Education the crowd by executing difficult making Eastern 10 points better Popeye Cartoon Association. At the close of the spins and twists but he specializes than Ohio State. California Arrow Handkerchiefs dinner meeting, those attending TUESDAY, NOV. 16 in tossing and catching the ba- edged out Ohio State 13-12—just want to Halleck Hall Auditorium, Duds And tons. He can throw a baton to a one point better. Now we are 0 "LANCER SPY" Louisville, to hear an address by height of 60 or 70 feet and then points better than California Gold- —With— Stewart Chase, who spoke on topic catch it behind his back. Another en Bears. Open wide those Rose DELORES DEL RIO 'The End of An Epoch." Misfires of Bob's tricks is to use two and Bowl gates. . . We'll be there.— GEORGE SANDERS WILLIAM P. WINSLADE even three batons at one time. Submitted by Howard Hundermer, QTANIFER'Q the Demon Dopester from Day- *-^ Smart KrvlpsStyles *~r E. This year. Bob la featured with, Pictorial No. 1 DANCING LESSONS his sister, Katherine, and these ton. ' MAIN AT SICOND HEARD AT THE "MADISON" two put on a brother and sister t Prices Reasonable act with batons that is really hard, WED. THUR., NOV. 17-18 The man at the theater was an- noyed by conversation in the row to beat. COMPLIMENTS OF JOAN CRAWFORD 126 North Second Street behind. "Excuse me,1' he said, turning, IDEAL RESTAURANTS FRANCHOT TONE Phone 794 "but we can't hear a word." La Literateur in "THE BRIDE "Is that so?" retorted the wom- Main and Second an behind. "Well, what we are WORE RED" talking about Isn't any of your, "What is life T How can a fra- Doc's Place business." gile thing like a soul stem its Cartoon Steel Workers A Good Place To Eat tide?" While's* a class In driving re- Down to the valley she ques- KENTUCKY ICE CREAM cently, sMJfof the drivers applied tioned a crystal water, but its an- the brakls 30 suddenly that one swer was lost among sparkling of the students was thrown out stones and slender, wind-bent Satisfying All Occasions RICHMOND BAKERY and landed about ten feet away reeds. '***■■ on a big rock. He was sitting up HIGH CLASS BREAD, BOLLS, PASTRY In a daze and rubbing, his head She sighed and her sigh was when the Instructor rushed up. caught on restless air wings and Phone 420 AND POTATO FLAXES tossed up to the tall pines on the Main Street Soper Block "Great Scott," cried the instruc- hilltop where they stood together tor, "aren't you killed?" and whispered softly, solemnly "No," said the student, getting shaking their dark heads. From to his feet, "that rock must have the setting sun they begged wis- SANITARY BEAUTY SHOP broken my fall." dom to allay her sorrow. Tied to SPECIALS for NOVEMBER Heard to Them Thar Mountings the first starbeam, they dropped SHAMPOO AND FINGER WAVE 60c Jim: "Hey, Hiram, ya got ya their message through the silver Shampoo and Finger Wave $1.00 PERMANENTS $2.50 to $10.00 shoes on wrong, ya got the right silence of the littie valley, but Admiration Shampoo and Finger Wave....$1.00 one on the left foot. their message was caught among Opposite Oonrthoose Than 1— Hiram: "My gosh, they bean dewdrops hidden deep to the cool, Fitch Shampoo and Finger Wave $1.00 thataway fer twenty years; I meadow grass. thawt I was club footed." Wide-eyed, she lay to her bed and asked of the man rowing the So-Low Flight moon boat, "How can a frail soul- FACIAL SCALP Here lies what is left of a guy bark withstand life's gales?" TREATMENTS TREATMENTS Get The Magazine You Want, At Who rode some wet asphalt in With Cleopatra high. And the moon boatman smiled With Arnao on the girl, for she was both very Vaporiser Steamer * Then slammed on the brakes. young and very fair. Her eyes $1.00 So he got what it takes were blue as the sky waves; they $1.00 To teach souls of men how to fly. had to them rays like lambent Series of Six Series of Six THE GLYNDON NEWS star foam. So he sent his answer $6.00 $5.00 Last Corps Day, I was walking quietly, to sweet ways; he dropped on the Campus when a little bird moonglow on a nightingale's EYEBROW ARCH With No Tweese 80c STAND came and whispered to my ear tongue and whispered a song of that there was a dance going on wonder to the nightingale's heart. MANICURE With Hot Oil 50c to the Little Gym. I doubted this Then the nightingale drifted on statement because I knew that the the sight wind and came to her HAIR OUT 25c students were supposed to be cottage, where he sang softly all Permanent Waves ...13.50 to $10.00 waiting with decorum for drill to through the long night But the . In Glvndon Hotel Lobby start. So I climbed up and looked maiden had already become weary V. ' in a window. Imagine my Mr- with much questioning, and, hid- D. T. TUSSEY, Prop. prise when I saw about eighty stu- ing to the earth's breast, she had Gloriette Beauty Shop dents of R.O.T.C. engaged to terp- drawn over herself a blanket of PHONE 681 sichorean art. What « sight. green mosses and had fallen Into : Eighty students to' military uni- a deep dream from which she did FROM 8:00 TO 5:80 form dancing the BIG APPLE. not awaken.

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PAGE FOUR fHE EASTERN PROGRESS FRIDAY NOV. 12, 1937 Little Theatre Club Play, I. R. C. Speaker Meet The Gang At I "Glee Plays the Game," TERRILL'S RESTAURANT ■ <■ &ti£feoatL Presented at Auditorium Capably acted, "Glee Plays the Hanshaw who acted the" part of & Game," a three-act comedy, was Glee. Although It was not pre- presented Tuesday night at Hiram meditated' as to how it would RIVERS SHOE REPAIR SERVICE Brock auditorium before a well finish, every one, as the curtain filled house. war rung down, was satisfied with Just Around the Corner From Stanifer's With an all-girl cast, the play the outcome of the plot was staged by the Little Theatre Others in the presentation were Club of Eastern Teachers College Dorothy Dorris as Amy (Mrs. and was directed by Pearl Buch- Marcus Hedinger); Ann Osborne 1) anan, dramatics instructor of Eas- as Claribel (Mrs. Ralph Astbury); T im tern faculty, assisted by Caroline Helen Schorle as Natalie (Mrs. CALL NO. 75 m Moores. Wilbur Wyandham); Virginia The cast, which was assembled Dot son as Miss May Jefferson; for the purpose of desplcting the Dorothy Dunaway as Amelia HSP plight of an earstwhlle wealthy Pike; Atlanta Cox as Vivian Mc- family of girls who attempted to Cagg; Alma Graham as Berenice Perry's Dru£ Store refill depleted family coffers, In- Hardin; Dorie Burgess as Marcia cluded Elizabeth Collins, who Addington; Frances Cocanougher The REXALL Store played the part of the mother, as Mrs. Eugene Meakins; Mary AMY HEMINWAY JONES Mrs. Roger Wyndham, whose Purdy as Mrs. Benjamin Clark; Miss Amy Heminway Jones, home was only a skeleton of its and Pearl Stephenson as a maid. Division Assistant of the Carnegie For Night Delivery Of former self In the way of food Music was by the Eastern Col- Endowment for International and furnishings. Especially food, lege Orchestra under the direc- Peace, who spoke before the Inter- according to "Tabitha", the round- tion of James E. Van Peursem. national Relations Conference here SANDWICHES hipped but flatfooted Irish maid. Charles Warner, Logan Cay- last year, will be one of the chief **_ Tabitha was played by Sue Toad- wood, James Hart, Elizabeth Cul- speakers at the Ohio Valley Con- DRINKS—CANDIES vine. ton and Pauline Mcllvaine assis- ference of International Relations The lead was played by Opal ted with the production. Clubs convention at the University DRUG STORE NEEDS of Toledo today and tomorrow. PRIESTLEY'S PROM World Famous Sponsored by: Chem Prayer "Woolworth's Is Next Door Meeting Club. Typist Gives Music by: "Bunsen Bernle" SOCIETY ind his Molecular Swingsters. Exhibition Place: Cox's Labratory. Mr. Jimmie Croseclose, a fresh- Time: Time it Takes to Raise man at the University of Kentuc- One Gram One Degree C. ky, visited Miss Juanita Schindler Bouncers: Cox's Army. several weeks ago. Albert Tangora, Celebrities: "Avogadro Up" "Atom." Mr. Earl Lang, a former stu- World's Fastest Typist, Admission: 75 atoms—Stag dent, stopped here to see some of m Appears In Exhibition or Drag. his friend as he returned from W. F. HIGGINS A\ Floor Show: Madamo Curie Florida several weeks ago. At Eastern and her "Radiumites." Miss Evelyn Hume is recovering fW Atomical Chairman: Die Hub- from a recent appendectomy and bard. will return to her home this week 1937 RECORD to convalesce. Complete Home Furnishing Mr. Curtis Kincer, now teaching An exhibition by Albert Tan- Cercle Francais at Brodhead, returned to the cam- gora, world champion typist, was pus last week end and will also given before many interested spec- Group Entertained be here for Homecoming. tators in the Hiram Brock Audi- Tuesday evening, November 2, Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Bennett and torium Wednesday, October 25, at the Cercle Francais, held its sec- Mr. and Mrs. W. Fields visited 2 o'clock. Bill Bennett last week end. Phone 474 ond supper-meeting at the home of J. D. Tolbert visited our campus Mr. Tangora has won three Elizabeth Collins, Lancaster ave- last week end. world-wide typing contests com- nue. Emlle Higgins, president of Mr. and Mrs. Noel Cuff had out- peting against the best typist of the Cercle, appointed Mildred of-town guests for the week end. the world. He writes accurately Coley, chairman, Dorothy Payne, Mrs. Tyng and Miss Hansen en- 130 to 150 words a minute. In the and Elizabeth Collins as a com- tertained the Elementary Council 1937 contest, which he won, he mittee to select a name for this with a tea several weeks ago. wrote 141 words a minute for an new club. Also appointed was Ag- Miss Nlta Creager had as her hour. nes Edmonds as program chair- guest last Sunday her mother. Mr. Tangora during the exhibi- man. Miss Pearl Buchanan took Vir- tion here gave an interesting dem- The one-act comedy, "Rosalie" ginia Dodson, Charles Warner and onstration of how he could write was presented by Dorothy White, Frances Mason with her to Cin- material without error, and an- Frances Coconagher and Mildred cinnati last week to see the play swer questions at the same time. Coley. "Antony and Cleopatra." During the exhibition he totaled As a project for this season the Miss Juanita Sclundler's sister, a column of figures while accur- club plans to present to tne stu- RADIOS Rosella, and a friend, came to ately typing at the rate of 148 dent body a play in French. At visit her two weeks ago. words a minute. the beginning of the next semester, Miss Mary Purdy'a family and February, more students will be John Lonneman and Virginia Mc- HOT PLATES - ELECTRIC IRONS "Eastern Will taken into the membership. Lone visited her last Sunday. November 16, will be the next Martha Gray returned to the Shine" Tomorrow meeting to be held at the home campus a few weeks ago to visit of Lucille Borders, Jexlngton her sister, Drew Gray. IRONING BOARDS By AGNUS EDMUNDS Road. Miss Vivian Holcomb's brother *-$■■■ "Eastern will shine" tomorrow was here to see her last Sunday. , when her Alumni arrive here for Juniors-Seniors A wide choice of hats as low as I the red letter day of the school Hear Coach Rankin $1.85. The Louise Hat Shop lo- calendar, Homecoming. "Hall to cated, in McKee's Store. thee, our Alma Mater," these "Ideals" was the subject of an Dr. Anna Schnieb, Miss Edith BOHON STORES CO. homecomers from all corners of address by Rome Rankin given to Ford, and Mrs. Janet Murbach en- Phone 543 Richmond, Ey. *:*: the nation will greet her, and once the combined junior and senior tertained Mrs. Ralph Whalen, Mrs. «■: I again she will see that her "light classes Monday, November 1. Carl Johns, Miss Jeannette Hoff- has brightly lighted" her sons and Rank In's speech in part: "Be tol- man and Miss Alma Regenstein daughters on their way back to erant, not only physically but at the home of Mrs. Murbach on mentally . . .Don't wear a grudge Thursday, November 4, to welcome the "rolling lawns and trees and them to the staff of faculty ntfpi- grasses on her hillsides fair." on your sleeve, be happy, after all bers at Eastern. The Hanger Stadium, a place happiness Is the main objective .. . Friday, November 5, Dr. and about which "memory cannot re- You cannot get personality, it must develop in you—through persist- Mrs. H. L. Donovan entertained THE BLUE WILLOW COTTAGE call other days of youth and with a tea in honor of the Ken- laughter" for a. great number,, ent effort . . . Make friends . . . Make as many contacts as possi- tucky Association of Deans of will give these sons and daugh- Women. Feed Tour Face At Sue's Place ters a chance to prove that they ble for success will depend upon those contacts you make." Miss Katherlne Baggs was the yet have "the spirit." guest of Miss Lona Bays, during Then, at the home of Dr. and STUDENTS OF DR. SCHN1EB the week end of the Morehead WELCOME HOMECOMERS Mrs. Donovan, they will partake game, and attended the dance that ATTEND WELL-PLANNED J anew of the southern hospitality ACQUAINTANCE GATHERING evening. of their beloved president and his More than one hunderd students Miss Katherine McNutt visited What made the dime famous was Sue's home wife, seeing there old "friends and of the combined psychology classes Miss Dorothy Chlpman, former comrades they have won." of Dr. Anna A. Schnieb were student at Eastern, during the made chili for 10c. Concluding another "happy day guests at a well-planned and very week end of the Morehead game, within Eastern's shadow" will be entertaining acquaintance gather- and also attended the dance. the dance in the Weaver Health ing held Tuesday evening, Novem- Miss Becky Leonard will ac- HOME COOKED MEALS Building. Then, when they have ber 2, In the educational labra- company Mr. and Mrs. Frank P. scattered again, Eastern will know tory, Roark building. Baggs to our campus this week that "still her sons and daughters The meeting was an acquaint- end to visit Miss Katherine Baggs Sizzling Steaks — The Best Spaghetti love her, and that her work was ance gathering in every respect. Mr. and Mrs. Walter Fields, Mr. nobly done." Their laughter will Those present widened their hori- and Mrs. Stanley Hill and Master Short Orders and Sandwiches be gone from the campus noted zon concerning such outstanding Ray Hill and Mr. Frank Humlong EN for "earth's resplendent beauty," pottery as Satsuma, Japan; Kah- were guests of Miss Edna Hill sev- but pleasant memories will linger ler, Denmark; Cloisonne, China; eral weeks ago. Sophia Newcomb, American (Tu- Miss Louise Bain was the week on. So to them she says now: end guest of Mary Ellen Caywood. 'Hail and Farewell." lane University); R o o k w o o d, American (Cincinnati); Niloaks, Mr. and Mrs. D. Wetzel and Come and American (Little Rock); and many their two daughters visited Dick Intramural Basketball others. Wetzel last Sunday. "To Be Intelligent," was the sub- Students from Marion, Wash- Get Them! Tournament Scheduled ject of a very informal talk by ington, and Nelsons counties and Dr. Schnieb during the acquaint- Dr. Anna Schnieb had a theatre "College Grill" The annual intramural basket- ance hour. Delightful refreshments party Tuesday evening. The group ball tournament is ,to get under were served. had refresments at Cousin Joe's way^next week and will be deter- then attended the Little Theatre mined before Thanksgiving, ac- KEITH ADDRESSES 8TUDENT Club's production "Glee Plays the YOUR HEADQUARTERS FOR $ 1 8-50 cording to information received BODY AT ASSEMBLY Game." from Charles "Turkey" Hughes, "The Mediterranean in World who is serving as director of ath- Politics," was the subject of a talk MADRIGAL CLUB ELECTS HOMECOMING letics in the absence of T. C. Mc- given to the students of Eastern OFFICERS FOR YEAR Donough. on October 27 by Charles A. The women's Madrigal .Club You need one good Mr. Hughes has suggested that Keith, dean of men and professor elected the following officers for county groups organize and select of History- During his snort ad- the year 1937-38: Opal Hanshaw, warm overcoat for representatives to attend meet- dress Mr. Keith briefly summar- president; Mary Lillian Smith, Private Dining Room stormy weather — and ings, which will be held in the ized the part played by the Medi- vice president; Geraldine Allen, near future. Notices of the meet- terranean in the past, the part secretary; Margaret Culton, treas- here are values that ings will be posted on the Bulletin that it is playing today, and the urer. TBe ten new voices selected £iext Door to Bus Station part that it is very likely to play by Miss Hoffman, director, were will make you shell- boards. Great Interest has been shown In the future. voted upon as regular members oat gladly! The pat- in years past, and this year ap- for this year. Also initiation plans pears as promising as ever as a A WORD FROM THE VS were made. tarn and foil, roomy The Y. W. C. A. and the Y. M. number of the counties have some C. A. Jointly wishes to extend to eat aetive fellows like. able material. the students of Eastern a cordial mvitstton to attend the mid-week PHYSICAL EDUCATION vesper services held each Wednes- ULSTERS CLUB NAMES OFFICERS day evening at 6:15 in the audi- John Edgar McConnell, Frank- torium of the University building. BALMACAANS fort senior, was elected president The Y's will present its annual Eastern Hotel Coffee Shop of the Physical Education Club amateur show made up of talent BELTED . at the group's first meeting Thurs- from the students of Eastern, day, October 21. Others elected Tuesday, November 16, in the RAGLAN were BUI Byar, Evelyn Long, and Hiram Brock auditorium. Prises Roy King for the offices of vice win be awarded to the winners as Bids Welcome to the Homecomers Oar Trading Stamps For president, secretary, and treasurer, selected by the faculty Judges. If respectively. you have talent of any degree Valuable Prises. Activities of the club were out- and wish to enter this contest, see lined by Coach Rome Rankin who Garnett McOinnls, Margaret Rosa, iiii*m ni*<» s had charge of the meeting. Richard Brown or Ernest Thomas. '

FRroAY NOV. 12; 1937 THE EASTERN PROGRESS PAGE FIVE no one and every one in gener- al . . . Watching the Brocks fight- N. Ky.iGfoup ing . . . Jim mugging every girl standing by . . . "Go away Jim, I ain't in the mood." . . . Won- Activities Scandaletter'a note: This article der if Bonnie Jean Applegate and Children, your teacher of Cam- Jean was written by a student at East- Leonard Stafford are still a* they pusology is most grieved at this Announced ern and inserted in this space be- "used to be?" . . . Karolyn Scriv- very moment because the other cause of the negligence of the ner getting a letter—all smiles . . . night the Eastern faculty held former editors, who resigned due Virginia Baber's daily letter from their monthly meeting and your to cer(aln elements which con- someone . . . Must be the guy Instructor was not invited. This 80 Members of Social curred preventing their continu- that comes up from Corbin real Campusology class ranks just be- Organization Plan Parker ance in the department. Students often. low Dr. Donovan's chapel class in who have vanity enogh, and who Dear old chapel. . . Wonder how attendance and active member- Year's Program; Radio believe they can write a scandal Pris Merenbloom and Arbuckle are ship, and yet Dr. Donovan was in- Program Included column are 'asked to submit their getting along now since he's seen vited and not your Campusology offerings immediately. Jane Durette again? . . . Every- teacher. In a course such as this, CINEMA B-r-r-r—rinng! ! body still discussing the Morehead from which so much practical and RECHTIN PRES. Oh-h, how can it be seven game—that thing has been re- useful knowledge can be gained, it o'clock? I Just got in bed—those played 1000 times. Jim Hart is seems that your teacher should be 1 girls next door singing in the mid- "loose." Why doesn't some gal get Invited to meetings in order to The Northern Kentucky Club of him . . . Not bad I'd say? Hunkie Eastern held the greatest meeting dle of the night like that. What on discuss, with his esteemed and fos- of its history Wednesday, Novem- SUIT earth shall I put on? Down to Brock is tied up for the semester sillferous colleagues, such omnip- breakfast . . . Those couples with Llda. Mcllvaine .... Eddie otent and important subjects as ber 3 in Hiram Brock auditorium. Sturm and Bennett, McChord and Elcher hasn't been seen Beau- attendance, grading systems, new Over 80 members of the club, com- of Collins, Clark and Hesser—how Brummellng around . . . Neither song hits, and observations of .a posed of students from Kenton, has John Edgar McConnell . Campbell, and Boos- Counties, at- can they stand to look at each traveler. tended this Important meeting. Washable Corduroy other so early In the morning . . . Wonder who the cute little fresh- man boy is that sits in the back? Mr. Norbert C. Rechtin, presi- Jim Caldwell and Frances Little Mr. Carter, rapping the desk in dent of the club, outlined the social having their morning tete a tete— Katie Baggs knitted that sweater Bacteriology 303: '.'Gentlemen, with skull cap to match for Ivel Black . . . Wish I could program for the year and ap- what can they find to talk so Order." pointed committees to make nec- much about? First period class! knit! Len Stafford: "Make mine a essary arrangements. The club How I adore them. Wonder where Back to the P. O. again . . . straight whiskey." plans to hold parties during Mudder Everling gets all those Shame they don't have chairs and Thanksgiving and Christmas vaca- bow ties, they fascinate me. Won- tables so as to make it more like Morehead beat us on the grid- tions at one of Cincinnati's lead- der how Joe Jenkins, looks when a drug store, at least more of us iron (remember), they beat us out ing hotels and -a committee was se- he gets dressed up, If he ever would feel at home . . . That wild of a dollar to get In the game, lected to pick a leading orchestra does? Milt Felnsteln would date noonday rush . . . Anna Graham and they kept the Hog Rifle, but for these occasions. The club will a girl a wee bit taller than he . . . running to catch up with Joe Elder, Eastern fans did not leave that 3 also sponsor a radio program dur- I think he is a doll ... Out to but Lucy Wallace has tied him up metropolis without demonstrating ing the coming semester. This pro- P. O. and no mall per usual— or has she? Marguerite O'Mara their supremacy. Saturday nlte gram will deal with student life on Standing around and talking to and Lonnie Limb strolling over to- at Morehead's homecoming dance, Eastern's campus. According to a gether . . . She must like the Utah Eastern students put on a "Big statement made by the president, Lovely Jean Parker looks guys . . . Hitting the line at the Apple" that "stoogents over thar" the club wfll give a dance In the door ... A good fifteen minutes are still talking about. And a near future. In addition, they have :hic and collegiate in a High Grade wait and am I starved. golden soup bone goes to "Sam- chartered the Island Queen for a Slept all afternoon—through two my" Delap for the masterful way moonlight excurison during spring trim little suit of washa- classes—what did I come to col- in which he led Easternites to vacation. lege for? Student government, victory. Eastern may be defeated ble corduroy with cap to Shoe Student government, I even on the playing field but no one VULCAN IRVINE match. dreamed about it. Supper, a pleas- will ever question her ability and ure, and a library date . . .Red skill when It comes to tripping LADIES' « MEN'S TAILOR Repairing Hennessey, smiling . . . Like bis the ever familiar "light fantastic." Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing nice crisp, curly hair—wish I could Made In Richmond 3 styles to choose from run my fingers through it . . . Swing music, according to a SIS Main St. Phone 898 Utopia is so far away. Norbert manager of a chain of dance or- Rechtin making love to Hubbard, chestras, is on the way out. Yes, shifting the microscopic scenes sir, before long, orchestras will be with Otwell Rankm. Mildred Coley, practicing pieces before they play EXPERT WATCH T. J. Anderson, Heber Tarter and them in public. ROSE SHOP B Jean Young forming a conglomer- ger . . . Love is nice . . . Wonder We have with us this week-end, REPAIRING Formerly Bloomfield's why it has left me behind? . . . Mr. Alton Payne, editor In chief Bobble Baggs leaving Betsy Cas- of Morehead's Stupid-pendus pub- 0. G. ESTES EXCLUSIVE BUT NOT EXPENSIVE ter alone for the moment . . . El- lication, "The Trail Blazer." Be- At Madison Barber Shop dora Chamberlin alone and study- cause Mr. Payne also fancies him- Y ing for a change . . . Thelma Cole self a columnist, and because he is looking lovely as usual. Pearl Al- escorting a former Eastern stu- len Ukes the lisp in Bill Lomlnac's dent to the homecoming brawl, voice when he says "I love you" ... we take this opportunity to be- I would too . . . Utopia again. stow upon this illustrious gentle- Time to go home and nothing man the great honor of being done. Minutes are so valuable, and "Professor of Campusology" for B the walk home lasted for seconds, the duration of his stay* upon this or so It seemed . . . Red Is so-o campus. nice . . . Wonder If Pm falling for him? He would look nice in a In investigating the report that pair of slippers before a blazing Jim "Ex-Skippy" Brock was the fire and me ... He kissed me good cutest boy in Harlan High School night . . . Got a date with him for for three years, we found that the E next week end. And so to bed. I "Ex-Skippy" was not acknowl- can't sleep. Do sheep have red edged "Cutest" until after his curly hair? I like his kiss—sleep— brother Hiram had been gradu- sleep—sleep—forever sleep . . . ated. fr Dreams, and good night. Morning again . . . B-r-r-, it's Captain Link: "Can you stand E cold in here . . . Wake up room- on your head?" mate ... What shall I wear ? East- Richard Lee Brown: "No, it's ern and Union tomorrow . . . Boy, too high." Oh, Boy that should be a heart Shoe Hospital failure. Old friends back on the A very unhappy situation was campus. Down to breakfast . . . brought to my attention recently Second and Water Hello, Red." Another day ... I and, because your correspondent guess I live for them and Red! loves you all, I am going to try to remedy It right now. It se%ms that two sweet, but very bashful, freshmen, namely Howard Hen- dermer and Evelyn Zachem, are This Year—: madly infatuated at each other's proximity, yet neither has the nerve to speak to the other. Now if some kind upperclassman Who knows them both will introduce PHOTOGRAPHS them to eadi other, they will be very happy indeed and, once more, peace will reign in Eastern's fair FOR library. One thing which was apparent In the Morehead Massacre was the fact that those, boys sure ,-CHRISTMAS ■ knew how to use their fists. Be- fore we play them next "year, I suggest that our team take a good I lesson In boxing, preferably from "Kernel" Bob Rankin. Score: Eastern 13, Union 6. We suppose that a low dress Is McGau&hey Studio called "Full Dress" for the same reason that a plucked chicken Is Telephone 52 called "a dressed chicken." No? In conclusion, one of Eastern's confirmed woman haters was heard to remark that getting married was much like going thru the line In the Caf. You smply took what looked good to you and then you paid for It later. "Black Eyes" Should Receive Immediate And Correct Attention Disorders of the eye are fre- quently of minor Importance, but because of the delicate structure A IILIVratlHfHlD of the eye and the value of per- COAT scores in smart- fect vision, Intelligent care should nest and economy I be given to all abnormalities, how- Warm fleece—lovely ever trivial. The disorders com- colon I 12-20 10.90 monly found may be grouped in three headings: Injuries, Infec- THI HAT has s high CHOOSI A JAUNTY tions, and systemic causes. crept wi Bright kpeaked crown for extra HAT for the big game I Injuries to the eye may result THIHAT ic and dash I Notice Pine felt with a dath- from a blow upon the face, result- ing gold feather 1.98 ing in the condition known as ly stitch rt feather I....98c "black eye." The blackness is due to the breaking of blood vessels It's time to think of your In the soft tissues around the eye with a flooding of blood Into the tissues from the broken vessels. Thanksgiving Formal If care can be given immediately after the Injury ice compresses will be most helpful. After dis- See the ones we are showing in lovely materials- coloration has occurred hot com- •*.«*> presses will be useful In promot- TAILOMD OXPOIB POOTIALL HAND. WIAR GLOVES of the TUCK IN A WARM ing absorption of the extravasated of suede, trimmed $10.95 to $19.95 exudate. Local medication Is use- ■AO sport the new BSW bembcrg suede SCAM! Hand woven, less, and poultices, beefsteak, etc., with kid 3.98 pr. handleet 9*8 fabric I 98c imported wool...49c are valuable only as they supply heat. A. hot-water bag Is more The Margaret Burnam Shop desirable from many standpoints than sirloin. (Continued next Issue).

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PAGE SIX THE EASTERN PROGRESS «UDAY NOV. 12, 1987 Maroons Bow. to Eagles and Hilltoppers Eagles Swamp I Jas ket ball "Certainly Pm Coming To Western Hands Maroons 26-0 Schedule Is Rankinmen 2nd' In Ky. Classic Announced The Eastern Homecoming Straight Setback Hard Running Attack Big Maroon Quint Eastern Holds Ancient Proves Fatal to To Play Nineteen Game/' Says Earl Combs Rivals Fairly Close During First Half; Rankinmen in Annual Games; Frosh Card By RALPH MACRER -': Hog Rifle Battle Calls For 12 Games And RAYMOND STIVERS don't believe so. In fact I don't Score 23 to 0. "Certainly, I'm coming to the think the league is as strong now." Eastern Homecoming game next "You'll admit though that the PUNTS FEATURE OPEN WITH ALUMNI Saturday," said Earl Combs, East- Yankees showed plenty of power MURPHY IS STAR ern's representative in big time against the Giants last fall," we added. Mixing a hard-running attack The 1937-38 Eastern Maroon baseball. "I never saw a football Falling before Swede Anderson's basketball schedule, released re- game until I came to Eastern In "They sure did. They fielded per- crippled Western Hilltoppers by a with a cleverly executed plays, the cently by the athletic department, the fall of 1917, and I haven't seen fectly too," was his answer. 23 to 0 score at Bowling jGreen Morehead Eagles scored in every calls for nineteen games, includ- Eastern play this year, but you "How about Gomez?" last Saturday, the EastesJ&Ma- quarter to ring up a 26-0 victory ing the annual alumni contest can look for me Saturday when roons were handed their second the boya tackle Union," the grey- "He was the greatest pitcher of over the Maroons before 3,500 which will open the harwood the year." successive shutout of the season. season December 4. The nlneteen- haired brain truster of Joe Mc- The Easterners played on fairly spectators Saturday, Oct. 30, on Carthy added. "You think then that he was game schedule, which does not in- better than Hubbell?" even terms * with their ancient Jayne Field, Morehead. clude an out of state contest, will That was about all we could rivals during the first half, holding get from the one time Eastern "This season he was, but a them to a lone touchdown, which The victory retained for More- give Eastern fans ten home couple of years ago Hub was about games. The first home conference diamond, basketball, and track came midway in the second period head possession of the five-foot star on the subject of gridiron. the best the game ever had," he but the Hilltoppers unlashed an tilt will be January 12 with the added without hesitation. hog rifle—legendarily dating back Morehead Eagles, who had one of He was then gone, only a second, attack in the second half that to Revolutionary War days. It the outstanding K. I. A. C. quints to return with a finger-worn We couldn't get away without netted two more touchdowns and also left the Eagles as one of the last year. scrapbook, which contained the asking about push-em-up Tony a field goal. history of a Kentucky farm boy— Lazzerri, the fellow with whom our few undefeated teams in the na- The Frosh schedule is composed a boy that dreamed baseball, a hero had for so many years Western's first score came when tion. of twelve games, six of which will boy whose one ambition was to played. Waddell Murphy, versatile half- be played at home. become a famous baseball player— back lugged the leather across the Cuater Reynolds, 190-pound As a climax to the year's sched- "Tony Lazzeri," he said, "Well, goal line after Bibich and Baker who became one of the game's that guy will be a great help to Morehead ace, scored two touch- ule the annual K. I. A. C. tourna- immortals. brought It from the 47 yard line. downs and romped across for a ment will be held here February the Cubs. He's a nice ball player Gill place-kicked the extra point. third that was called back on a 24, 25, and 86. Six for six, five for five, three our hero's biggest baseball thrill. and one grand fellow." for four, etc. This Is a sample of As we stood gazing at auto- In the third quarter the Hilltop- penalty, to lead the Johnson boys The schedule: We expected it to be some spec- pers soon added another marker to victory. Donald Fair, a half- the former New York Yankee cen- tacular play but not so, being a graphed baseballs, minature bats, Dec. 11—Alumni, here. terfielder and present coach's bat- autographed pictures of Babe when Bibich received an Eastern back .replacement, stepped 56 ♦Dec. 14—Georgetown, there. team man and not a grandstand punt on the 15 and toted the ball yards for another tally after inter- ting record when performing for performer, the reply was, "Well Ruth, Miller Huggins, Joe Mc- •Jan. 8—Ky. Wesleyan, there. George Hembree and the Eastern Carthy, Vernon Gomez, etc., we back to his 32. On the next play cepting Hill's pass late In the sec- •Jan. 10—Transyhrania, there. "•y biggest thrill came in the 1927 this same hard-hitting back got ond quarter. •Jan. 12—Morehead, here. Marrons back In 1918, 1920, and world series with Pittsburgh when were amazed to hear our hero 1921. Prom Eastern, the place at I crossed the plate with the win- ask about two of Eastern's most away for twenty yards to the Marvin Anderson drove five •Jan. 15—Centre, there. which he also starred as a basket- ning run." likely prospects: Eastern 48 where, on the next yards for the flal touchdown in •Jan. 17—Berea, there. ball player and a track and field "What about these fellows Vo- play the same Bibich and "Butter- •Jan. 22—Ky. Wesleyan, here. "What do you think or Charley ball" Williams pulled the "play of the last quarter after a penalty man, the place where he realized Gehringer receiving the most val- shell and Sheltner? I understand on the Maroons had put the Jan. 28—Western, there. his possibilities as a big timer, he that they're pretty good." (What the game." Williams broke into Jan. 29—Murray, there. uable player award over Joe Di- the clear around end, lateralled to Eagles in scoring position again. entered semi-pro ball, playing with Maggio," we queried. about that—one of the game's Tim Wyant came into action to •Feb. 2—Georgetown, here. Harlan and Lexington Reos. His greatest asking us a ■baseball ques- Bibich, took out the Eastern safety boot the extra point. •Feb. 5—Berea, here. batting average with these fast "Charley deserved it. He's a tion). man with a beautiful block, and Feb. 8—Murray, here. clubs was near the .500 mark. great ball player and a real gentle- "We think they have great pos- Bibich raced for a touchdown. Morehead punted 11 times for man," he quickly informed us. Gill's place-kick was blocked—the an average of 49 yards while •Feb. 10—Centre, here. His fielding—well, it improved. sibilities. Voshell hits, fields, and Feb. 12—Western, here. While playing with the Reos "Well," (since we were on the throws with the best college play- first time such a thing has hap- Eastern kicked 13 times for an •Feb. 14—Morehead, there. subject of DiMaggio) "do you pened' this season. average of 41 yards. The Eagles as a teammate of A. B. "Happy" ers. We haven't seen Sheltner in Feb. 16—Louisville, there. Chandler, our present governor, think Joe will ever break Babe action yet but we understand that kicked out of bounds within the •Feb. 19—Transylvania, here. Ruth's home run record?" Western's kicking ace was not ten yard stripe 5 times while the Earl Combs attracted the atten- Detroit is watching him." discouraged though as he came Feb. 24, 25 and 26, K. I. A. C. tion of Captain Neal, of the Louis- "Not likely to as long as he To get back on the interrogative Maroons booted the oval out be- Tournament" heT^ remains with the Yankees," was back in the same quarter to place- tween the stripes three times. ville Colonels. The next year Earl side we inquired, "What would be kick a field goal from the 17 •Freshman and varsity games. Combs was playing with the Louis- his rather hesitant answer. The your advice to these boys*" Once, Fair, standing on his own reason—Earl Combs, Jr., told us yard stripe to run the score to 26-yard line, punted out oMounds ville Colonels under the direction "Well," he said (lighting his 16 points. of his present manager, Joe Mc- that one—"The left field fence is pipe again) I'd finish school first, on the Eastern 1-yard line. too far for Joe. He hits 'em right- A 78 yard run by Murphy on Big Maroons Top Carthy. His stay with the Colonels then I'd get into some fast minor a reverse in the 4th quarter After an exchange of the ball, handed. Babe shot at the short league ball ... of course," he add- Jenkins punted back to midfield was short as he became a member right field wall." brought the final Western touch- Central Normal of the famous Yankee outfield ed, "If someone had told me that down. Hendrix place-kicked the from where the Eagles started (Ruth-Combs-Muesel) in 1924. He The boys—Earl, Charles, and I wouldn't have listened." their first touchdown drive. Stan- Don—what were they going to do: final point has remained a member of the Two more questions: The Hilltoppers were credited ley and Reynolds alternated in Warriers 14-6 the Yankee organization since, be- Earl: "I'm going to play with Sivers: "Say did you rehearse lugging the leather to the 5-yard ing an active player for ten years the Yankees." that song you sang after the world with a total of 14 first downs to marker, where Reynolds bucked it and a coach for two. (This is a Charles: "I'm going to play with series?" * Eastern's 6 and with 283 net yards over for the score. Jarrell Jenk- Everting and Killen summary of the Eastern idol's the Yankees." Combs: "Art Fletcher, Pat Ma- to Eastern's 68. The 'Toppers at- in's placement for the extra point speech before We could get in Don (six years old): "I'm going lone and I warbled that after every tempted 10 passes, completed 3 for was wide. Exhibit Offensive question number 2). to be a farmer." game last summer." 47 yards and had one intercepted; An exchange of punts in the Strength; King and "So you started playing ball Back to the Yankee first base Maurer: "Did you attend Mr. Eastern tried 11, completed one second quarter gave the Maroons under George Hembree T" we ask coach we ask "what was wrong Barrow's twenty grand party the for 1 yards, had 2 intercepted. The the ball on their own 45, then Morgan Show well as the world champion Yankee's with Bob Yawkeys Gold Sox?" night following the final series game was almost free from penal- Johnny Killen wove through the coach again thumbed through the (Time out to light a long stem Combs: "Nope—that bunch was ties, Western drawing 28 yards field for 25 yards, the glossiest early clippings of his career with pipe with a roll of paper which too fast for me." and Eastern only 20. gain Eastern achieved during the WET FIELD the enthusiasm of a high school had been subjected to a glowing An hour and fifteen minutes game. Kemp fumbled and recov- boy reading an account of his grate fire). "As I see It they had had passed since we first entered ered for a one-yard gain. This The Eastern Maroons chalked Jump to the town team. too many players that had reached the former Eastern star's beauti- took the ball to the Morehead 29. up their fourth win of the season "Yes sir" the same George Hem- their peak." ful home. We apologized for tak- H. M. the closest the Maroons advanced ; Friday. October 22, when they bree that handles the Eastern boys "While we're on the subject of ing so much time and for' not to the Eagle goal. edged out the Central Normal now," he answered. Before we great teams Mr. Combs, we like having a well planned Interview WHITTINGTON Shortly before the half ended a Warriors, 14-6, at the Central sta- could slip in another, our eyes to know if the present Yankee "like son* of the New York re- flat zone pass from Hill was in- dium In a hard-fought game were directed to a headline that team is as good as the one on porters." tercepted by Fair, who raced for played on a very wet field. read, "Earl Combs Rides One Out which you and Babe Ruth starred "That's alright boys and some WATCHMAKER 56 yards to score. Vlnson's extra Eastern's score came early In of Park for Winning Tally." Here back in 'ZJ.", of those New York reporters are point failed. was our chance to see what was He studied . . . then said, "no I not so hot," he added. the second quarter after they had The last words we heard were, AND JEWELER Late In the third period, with' paved the way with line plunges "I'll see you at the Homecoming the ball in grasp of the Eagles on and passes. With the ball on Cen- game next Saturday." Second St. Richmond, Ky. Eastern's 5, Reynolds seemingly tral's 26-yard line, Jenkins caught had scored another touchdown on a long pass and was brought down Sports Insight a dash around his left end but an on the 1-yard line. On the next offside penalty brought the ball play Kemp ploughed through the STYLE HEADQUARTERS back and a play later the East- line for the score. Morgan's kick By RAYMOND STIVERS only made up the backbone of the for the extra point was good. erners took possession of it on "Coach, my cranium consisting team in the years they have been downs, the ball then being on the In the last frame the Warriors of Vermont marble, volcanic lava playing but have made up a most 2-yard line. , came .back with a well planned at- and african-Ivory, covered with a important and popular part of the Jenkins kicked out to Lowman tack and with a series of. penal- thick layer of case-hardened steel, student body. Having had the op- on Morehead's 43. 'A penalty for ties inflicted against the Eastern- form an impenetrable barrier to portunity being under the cap- too many time outs for the Eagles ers the Centrals were able to push all that seeks to Impress itself able leadership of Coach Rome Wei come H.nome put the ball back on their own 38. over a score. Williams of the upon the ashen tissues of my Rankin for the past three years, Warriors made the score from the brain. I am sure these boys will go out . On the next play Reynolds started 2-yard line. The attempt for the to their coaching jobs next fall off left tackle and never stopped "Hence the effulgent* and osten- and (with Coach's words) will be You old timers used to be our custo- »B-.-VS,TS -as*Eastern's lastBf !SS±score came in the tatiously effervescent phrases just "boosters" for Eastern. Eagle touchdown. Vlnson's place- last few minutes of play. A long now directed and reiterated for my ment this time was good. pass from midfield took the ball comprehension have failed to pene- LIVE SHORTS FROM mers when you were here. Come in Late in the fourth quarter An- to Normal's 20. Kemp on two line trate and permeate the soniferous HERE AND THERE derson toted the ball for a 19- plunges picked up nine yards and forces of my atrocious intelli- Al Baratsky, a 200-pound Ford- and say hello. Let's renew old ac- yard gain to the Maroons' 24. a penalty on the Warriors gave gence." ham lineman and the fastest In Fair gained 4 yards and a penalty the Maroons the ball on the one- "In other words, I am very, very the forward wall, has been hailed added placed the ball on Eastern's yard line from where Hill went dumb and I do not understand, as the top man in the New York quaintance. 6-yard stripe, from where Ander- over for the score. Again Mor- Sir!" This (would you believe it?" school's line by Potsy Clark de- son plunged over for the final gan's placement was good. I didn't) was Bob "One Punch" spite the fact that news hawks marker. Wyant's kick was good Johnny Killen led the attack for Rankln's reply when asked what have never gotten pins and needles for the extra point. the Maroons, gaining much ground happened to him in the Morehead over him. "All Baba," as his team- Also—We know that you are going to Shortly after Eastern received on line plunges and around the fracas last week. We haven't been mates call him, teams with Marty the klckoff the game ended, with ends. Everling also shined on the able to figure for ourselves Just Petroskas at guard, and they make the Maroons in possession of the offense while King and Morgan exactly what did happen but we an admirable combination as Pe- See Our Football Team Victorious ball on their own 38. were outstanding on the defense. assure you that a lot of things troskas is one of the best boxers at happened in sixty minutes that Fordham. no one could have made us be- on Homecoming Day. lieve had they told us before the Tennessee expects to find a golf- game. With this we drop the "Hog g star in Albert Stone, 12 year Rifle" affair until next year. old son of the general manager Since losing to Morehead and of the Jackson (Tenn.) Sun. This Western, there has bean on the boy plays consistently in the low campus an element of unfair criti- eighties over the course of the SUITS LE COATS cism, concerning Eastern's foot- Jackson Country Club. KUNKEL'S ball team. Before we pass any opinions on the team let's stop to Matry Christiansen, the Go- Guaranteed- Clothes consider some facts: Since Coach pher's sophomore fullback ace, re- • Rankin came to Eastern we have ceived more than fifty fan letters SERVICE STATION lost only eight games out of 26 from patients at the children's which Is a good record for any sanatorium in St Paul following school; we have defeated teams in his performance in the Michigan $18-75 $24-75 $29-75 these three years that never be- game. fore have the Maroons been able Complete Winter Lubricating to conquer, namely Union, Transyl- Despite the fact of not being an vania and Georgetown. The two authority on anything, but consid- Ask to see the Woolgora—The finest O'Ooat teams that we have lost to this ering the upsets that took place season have proved to be among last Saturday, here goes my guess you can imagine. - - Richmond's One Stop the beat teams in the stats. More- for the way things will go tomor- head now being the only undefeat- row: ed team in the state, and one of Eastern over Union, Murray over Warmth Without Weight the seventeen In the nation, while Morehead, Kentucky over Boston, Filling Station Western Is rated among the best Yale over Princeton, Pittsburgh football team* of the south. over Nebraska, Notre Dame over Army, Indiana over Iowa, Minne- Tommorow afternoon you will sota over Northwestern, Ohio Leeds & Edwards see twelve Maroons don the Ma- State over Illinois, Purdue over West Main Street Phone 965 roon and White uniform for thels Wisconsin, Alabama over Georgia last time on Stateland field. Not Tech, Auburn over Louisiana, only will Coach Rankin miss these Tennessee over Vanderbllt, Duke Clothinfe Company boys but Eastern as a whole win over North Carolina, and Washing- miss therm. 11MM twelve have not ton State over Stanford.