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The Art of Johannes Veenstra p.3 p.26 & 27

November’s Events

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Hanging Around the Valley

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Stories for Grown-ups

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Mudds in Wonderland PO Box 1391 Almonte ON K0A 1A0 Phone: (613) 256–5081 Editor: Kris Riendeau [email protected]

Who’s Reading theHumm Who’s Reading Layout and Design: Rob Riendeau [email protected] Advertising and Back in early 2010, Lilly White of Almonte sent this lovely Promotions: shot of herself “reading theHumm with some chums” at her Kris Riendeau home-away-from-home in Bali. Phone: (613) 256–5081 [email protected] No Gripes, No Moans, No… vember? On a sunny day in late October, with a chocolate truffl e sitting nearby (everybody gets a vote except for the goofy guy with the Assistant Editor: and the upcoming issue of theHumm almost in the bag, it’s easy to sun hat and sunglasses). Do you know why we should Rona Fraser forget that the gloomy month of November is just a few hours and ban November? No? Well, I’ll tell you why: because there [email protected] several trick-or-treaters away. Easy for me, that is, but apparently a is nothing to like. I hate to sound like an old curmudg- few of our columnists beg to diff er. Th is month, Glenda Jones takes eon, but seriously folks, everything is dead in Novem- theHumm is a monthly arts, en- umbrage with technology, Tony Stuart off ers suggestions for moti- ber and I’m not talking the colourful “look at me I’m an tertainment and ideas newspaper vating kids to practice music once the early fall honeymoon has worn October tree filled with lovely colour” dead, or the “it’s delivered free to businesses and off , and Steve Scanlon — well, I’m just going to give you a little pre- beginning to look a lot like Christmas” dead. No. This is visitor attractions in Almonte, view of Steve’s Westport Wonders column. Steve writes: the “grey, overcast, wetter than rain, colder than a grave- Perth, Carleton Place, Westport, Okay, by a show of hands… who likes November? Just digger’s ass in the Klondike, butt ugly, please just let me Pakenham, Carp, Arnprior, La- as I suspected, not one hand up in favour of the moody curl up and stay in my warm cozy bed because if I open nark, Smiths Falls, Burnstown, month (you in the back row with the sun hat and sun- my eyes to one more miserable, ugly, dreary November White Lake, Balderson, and Ot- glasses… it’s November — take the sunglasses off and day I’m gonna hurl…” dead. So, by a show of hands, all tawa. Our mandate is to connect put your hand down). Nobody in this great province of in favour of eleven months in the year and skipping No- and promote people and events ours (and possibly every other province in the nation) vember completely? in the small towns and rural com- has even the slightest interest in November. We should But given that this is the publication that promotes all of the fun munities of the Ottawa Valley — just ditch it, get rid of it, kick it to the curb. Who needs and fabulous happenings throughout this fi ne area, you can probably where the arts fl ourish and enter- it? If you were born in November you get an extra year… guess at the outcome of Steve’s article. True to form, he found plenty taining characters run amok! so sayeth I. to do in the small town of Westport alone. Take a gander at the oth- Let’s go to eleven months. It’s such a nice number, er 35 pages in this issue, and you’ll have a fun-fi lled, action-packed Submissions eleven — it even rhymes with heaven. We should take month. No worries… no problems… no down-time… November! By email or on disk. a vote — a nationwide show of hands to ban the month — Kris Riendeau (borrowing heavily from Steve Scanlon) Deadline is the 22nd of the month prior to publication. Subscriptions cost $35 (includes HST) for one year (12 issues). Send a cheque with your name and address to: theHumm PO Box 1391 Almonte ON K0A 1A0.

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2 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Johannes Veenstra — THE HUMM Eclectic Autodidact

Art… and Soul If you have dropped in lately at Bittersweet and Anthropology, but his wide range of artistic ac- Fine Craft & Art Gallery in Burnstown, complishments are primarily the result of an end- chances are that proprietor Cheryl Babineau less curiosity, a restless mind and body (he only has directed your attention to some breath- requires fi ve hours of sleep), and the fact that he taking pastel paintings by Renfrew artist Jo- suff ers from ETC. Self-diagnosed, he confesses that hannes Veenstra. Th at happened to me, so I he is guilty of Extreme Temperamental Contrari- followed up by seeking Veenstra out at the ness, and claims he is a hermit. Regardless, I really recent Crown & Pumpkin Studio Tour. Th en enjoyed my time with him, and he is close to his I called my editor. three children and nine grandchildren. Lillian hap- pily accommodates his temperament by removing herself to her well-stocked quilting studio, where ARTIST TRADING CARD by Sally Hansen she works on her own aesthetic creations. Th e autodidacts I have met usually share a few the habit of painting with a cigarette in his left hand, and he couldn’t Eclectic Autodidact common personality attributes. Like Johan, they return to the scene of the crime. So he bought his fi rst set of pastels theHumm strives to make the arts accessible. So believe “rules are for beginners.” Th ey have enquir- and painted at the dining room table for six months while he detoxed. why did I choose a relatively obscure title to feature ing minds and absolutely hate to be told what they Pastels remain his favourite medium, and he has invented a wide a local artist who deserves to be better known? Jo- “have” to do. Th ey are experimental, entrepreneur- variety of tools and techniques to meet challenges. Conversely, he hannes Veenstra is a complex, complicated artist ial and highly innovative. As a sideline, Johan de- creates challenges to motivate himself to rise to the occasion. He was who cannot be easily described or categorized. In veloped and taught music appreciation courses in working on his fi rst dog portrait when I interviewed him, and he ex- one studio tour brochure he is described as a book- Ottawa and other communities for over ten years. plained that he had decided to see how much detail he could render binder; in another, as an artist off ering boxes and When the couple moved from Richmond to their in the dog’s coat using his modifi ed palette knives with soft pastels. pastels. He has been commissioned to create a mo- current spectacular location in Renfrew, he culled Th e results are stunning. Johan constantly researches new products saic fl oor and stained glass pieces. Th e sanctu- and now creates his own art paper after experimenting with all ary of the Calvin Christian Reformed Church the best commercially available products. He built his own small at 1475 Merivale Road in Ottawa displays four- printing press. He described with a smile the thrilling terror of teen multimedia art panels he created to “pro- having a low-relief carving in slate crack completely across its claim the Gospel in wood, metal and stone.” surface as he attempted to put the fi nal touches on it. According to thesaurus.com, “eclectic means selecting what seems best of various Back in the Public Eye styles, methods, or ideas.” Dictionary.com de- Not surprisingly, Johannes Veenstra creates his art for himself fi nes autodidact as “a person who has learned when something speaks to him. I was horrifi ed to learn that he a subject without the benefi t of a teacher or frequently shreds work that doesn’t meet his stringent personal formal education; a self-taught person.” Th e standards. Fortunately, he acknowledges that he truly enjoys more I learned about Veenstra, the more I the pleasure that his work brings to other people, and has re- grew to appreciate what he has accomplished. cently ended a long hiatus from selling his art. Years ago a client His native tongue is Frisian, a language returned a painting to him and asked him to re-do the back- spoken in the Friesland Province of Holland, ground because she had changed the paint in her dining and where he was born. Johan, as he is known to living rooms. Outraged, he returned her money and withdrew family and friends, recalls his fi rst experience from the public eye. as a painter. Isolated by language after his par- His return is a welcome contribution to the thriving arts ents moved him to Kingston, Ontario, when community surrounding him in West Carleton, where he will he was fourteen years old, the lonely teenager be participating in the 25th annual Red Trillium Studio Tour on retreated into the basement armed with watercol- 5,000 classical CDs from his collection because he November 26 and 27. With his granddaughter Meagan’s assistance, ours. His love of art intensifi ed over the decades had to downsize. After getting interested in Lil- he will be exhibiting his remarkable pastel still lifes, rendered in the and fortifi ed him during a career with Corrections lian’s new Ricoh camera many years ago, he studied tradition of Dutch painters of the 17th century, and a collection of Canada that ended sixteen years ago when he re- books for six months and became a wedding pho- decorative boxes, all at Studio 14 of the tour, located at 109 Terra- tired. “I haven’t stopped smiling since,” he told me, tographer. view Drive (off Panmure Road) in Kinburn. Th e tour website is a very with a confi rming grin. convenient source of information about this wonderful opportunity While attending Calvin College in Grand Rap- Eccentric Eclectic to see the works of forty area artists and artisans and to get a truly ids, Michigan, he met the woman who became Veenstra carries the defi nition of “eclectic” an ad- enjoyable start on your holiday shopping, . his wife. Lillian’s fi rst language is also Frisian, and ditional step by inventing new styles, methods and Th anks again to Cheryl Babineau at Bittersweet Fine Craft & Art, she had moved to Canada in 1947. Th ey married ideas of art. One Friday on a long weekend in 1979, 5 Leckie Lane in Burnstown, for bringing this exceptional talent to in 1964, and Johan describes their relationship as he signed a pact with seven other Corrections col- our attention. You can see Veenstra’s works there, but phone to check “each other’s best friend.” She agrees. Johan admits leagues to quit smoking. By Tuesday when they re- for winter hours. Johannes Veenstra can be reached at his Moun- to a few art and art history courses at Queen’s Uni- turned to work, he was the only one not smoking. tainview Home Studio, 330 Goshen Road in Renfrew, by phone at versity, where he completed degrees in Sociology But he couldn’t work in his studio. He had acquired 433–9457 or by email at .

November 2011 www.thehumm.com 3 THE HUMM WHO Johannes Veenstra Guatemala Stove WHAT Pastels and much more WHERE Mountainview Home Studio, 330 Goshen Rd., Renfrew, 433–9457, ; Project Benefi t Dance Bittersweet Fine Craft & Art, Burnstown, Th e Guatemala Stove Project is to the generosity of our commu- years, as many smoke-related 432–5254, pleased to present an awesome nity, all auction items as well as risks including respiratory disease WHEN Red Trillium Studio Tour, Nov. 26 & 27, 10AM–5PM, evening of dancing and musi- refreshments are donated and eye problems are alleviated. Studio 14, 109 Terraview Dr. (off Panmure), cal entertainment featuring the Founded in 1999, the Guate- Come out and have a great Kinburn, , 839–2793 amazing talents of Mumbo Jum- mala Stove Project is a locally- time while supporting a truly bo Voodoo Combo. On Friday, based, non-profi t charity that wonderful cause. Th is is a li- WHY “I do art because something speaks to me; November 4, this popular annual builds masonry cook stoves for censed event, so a 19+ID is re- every painting is a challenge.” fundraising dance takes place Mayan families in impoverished quired for service, and an adult at the Perth Civitan Hall (6787 communities located in the west- must accompany minors. County Road 43). Doors open at ern highlands of Guatemala. Over Advance tickets ($20) are ARTIST TRADING CARD 7pm. While dancing and having a 4000 stoves have been built to available in Perth at Shadowfax great time, you’ll also be helping date. Th ese effi cient stoves dra- (1–800–518–2729) and Coutts & the Maya of rural Guatemala. matically reduce fuel consump- Co., or at the door ($22). Tickets Need ‘em… need ‘em… got ‘em… Mumbo Jumbo Voodoo Com- tion and properly ventilate harm- are $15 for students. For more in- bo is an Ottawa-based quartet ful smoke out of the homes. A formation please call 267–5202 or inspired by the rhythms and eerie person’s life expectancy may see Clip and save the Artist Trading Card melodies of New Orleans and the be increased as much as fi fteen — George Bluett and Rita Redner bayous of rural Louisiana. Th ey All the cool kids do it! glide eff ortlessly from Cajun, boo- gie, jazz, rock and roll, calypso, reggae and blues to Latin-infl u- enced tunes. Th e band has been performing together for twenty years and members boast two Juno awards. A comprehensive set list will satisfy every taste in attend- ance. Th ey’ll put a spell on you and you won’t be able to stop moving. Opening this musical evening are local favourites Dave Bal- four and Friends. Also included in the evening’s program are: a si- lent auction, a live auction, a sale Photo by Tom Clarke of Guatemalan handicrafts, gift baskets, a show and sale of paint- Dance to Mumbo Jumbo Voodoo Combo and Dave Balfour & ings by local high school stu- Friends while you help raise funds for the Guatemala Stove dents, and refreshments. Th anks Project at this year’s dance, in Perth on November 4. Get Ready for Two Festivals to Remember! What do you get when you combine a beautiful Th e next day, November 26, Perth comes to life Victorian-era town, exciting shopping, fi reworks, once again with a Christmas shopping fair in the music and great food? Perth’s annual Festival of Crystal Palace, discounts and demos at your favour- Good Cheer of course — a chance for visitors and ite downtown stores, a wine tasting at the Stone Cel- Perth residents to embrace the Christmas spirit at lar, live music in the sun-fi lled atrium at Code’s Mill, this special time of year. And, for 2011, the Festival and meal deals at select restaurants. Some restau- is set to feature more good cheer than ever! rants will also feature dinner/theatre packages that Th is year, the Perth BIA has created a whole include a delicious meal plus a ticket to A Month of weekend of events, comprised of two great festi- Sundays, the heartwarming comedy by Bob Larbey vals with something for everyone. On Friday, No- that’s on stage at the Studio Th eatre all that weekend. vember 25, the Festival of Lights will fi ll the night Perth’s Festival of Good Cheer is an opportunity with oohs and aahs — a spectacular fi reworks dis- for visitors and locals alike to discover all that is play follows a bonfi re, accompanied by the Perth special about this great town. Th e Festival of Lights Citizens’ Band. Th e grand fi nale of the evening will begins at 6pm on Friday, November 25 at the Crys- be the lighting of the Christmas trees in the Crystal tal Palace, and on Saturday, November 26, the Palace, the offi cial beginning of our most special Festival of Good Cheer starts at 10am. For details time of year. And things are just getting started… please call 267–1100 and make a weekend of it in beautiful, historic Perth!

Book launch for Live the Smart Way Book signing and Thomas D’arcy Mcgee 30 minute discussion on Volume 2 Gluten-free how to Nov. 6, 2PM cooking demo and publish your featuring book signing by first novel The McGee Band Kathy Smart with author and Prof. David Wilson Nov. 17, 7PM Nerys Parry Almonte Old Town Hall at Equator Coffee Nov. 24, 7PM at Palms Events Upcoming MILL STREET BOOKS 613–256–9090

4 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Happy Home-Grown Christmas! Carp Farmers’ Christmas Market December 2 and 3 Friday and Saturday, December 2 and 3, are dates you want to mark We’re giving cold on your calendar right away for this year’s not-to-be-missed Carp weather the boot! Farmers’ Christmas Market. Th e vendors whose produce and preserves have made the Carp Market such a popular destination during the summer months will CLIP & SAVE be out in force, showcasing their end-of-season products to add that special touch of home-grown goodness to your Christmas festivities. $15 OFF Th is year features more vendors than ever before. Both buildings FOOTWEAR will be crammed with all your favourite booths, displaying their holi- (reg. priced only) offer ends Nov 30 day best. Home baking to die for, silky truffl es, sparkling preserves, crafts of all kinds, and a wide choice of snacks and beverages will be on hand to keep those festive-season energies fl owing! $169 reg $220 Be sure not to miss the draw for the market’s famous Christ- Nicolette Boot mas basket, fi lled to over-fl owing with goodies from all the market’s vendors. Open from 3 to 8pm on Friday and from 8am to 2pm on Saturday, Find a better price? the market off ers lots to see and select for that special gift, and plenty of local food to tempt your taste buds. Admission and parking, gift- Local vendors will have all your holiday needs covered at the We’ll happily match it! wrapped in a warm welcome from your market friends, are all free! Carp Farmers’ Christmas Market! SALE PRICES ON FALL OUTERWEAR Water & wind repellent, cozy & Celebrate with Mr. Fezziwig stylish, our softshells are a verstile option for whatever Victorian Party and Fine Art Auction at MVTM the season throws our way. 25% OFF Th e Mississippi Valley Textile Museum is building on their annual Christmas party by combin- all Softshells ing it with a fi ne art auction this year. Mr. Fezziwig’s Victorian Christmas Party and Fine Art Auction will take place on Saturday, November 26, beginning at 7pm at the museum. Th e art auction includes a collection of prints by John Tennent (1926–1995), recently received Glowing Jacket by the museum. Tennent was a wildlife artist, born in Singapore, who spent most of his artistic life in England. Th e superbly executed prints feature a Golden Eagle, pheasants (pictured at left), Lesser Spotted Woodpecker, mallard, deer, peregrine, puffi ns and owls. Th e auction will also feature two exquisite pastels by Barb Pierce of Almonte — one showing the iconic Almonte Rail- way Bridge and the other the picturesque Mill of Kintail. Th ere will also be textiles from Len and Men’s Ascender Reva Dolgoy’s art collection (Indian bedspreads, 1930s linens, Guetemate’ quipil, raw silk wall Softshell hangings and more). Th e live music of the Barley Shakers and the Valley Voices will ensure that a warm, Dickensian atmosphere awaits you. Period costume is encouraged. Refreshments will be available, includ- Youth Outerwear size 6-16 ing mulled wine and minced tarts. Admission is $15 in advance, $20 at the door (doors open at 50% OFF 6:45pm). Tickets are available at Baker Bob’s and at the Mississippi Valley Textile Museum, which SNOWPANTS is located at 3 Rosamond Street East in Almonte. For more information, please visit with purchase of or call 256–3754. reg. priced jacket Boy’s Rugged Peak Mountain JacJacket

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Under one roof at Heritage Court Inspired Living 14 Mill Street Cast members of the upcoming Mudds production Alice in Wonderland have Almonte 613-256-7799 been rehearsing since September for this Holiday panto. Pictured above (l-r) are Jordan McIntosh, Jan Ferguson, Maddy Martin, Joe Webber, and Shawn Millman. The show opens on December 2 in Carleton Place.

I’m sure most of you have heard the help Alice solve a riddle? Will the bored story of Alice in Wonderland — the one Princess Incontinenta (Kayley Kennedy) where Alice finds herself falling down save the prince from the executioner? a rabbit hole and coming out the other As always, the chorus will provide side into a strange new land. Young and musical interludes to round out the sto- old alike enjoy this well-known classic. ry. Led by musical director Laurel Tye Th e upcoming Christmas production and accompanied by band leader / piano of Alice in Wonderland, to be presented by player / musical arranger Peter Brown, the Carleton Place Mississippi Mudds, is a musical selections include: Somewhere slightly diff erent version. Th is pantomime Over the Rainbow, It’s A Wonderful script by Kate Parry and Karen Dolan- World, Somebody to Love, Burning Love, Smith includes those familiar characters Lean on Me, Hooked on a Feeling, I’ve we’ve all come to love (or wonder about!) Had the Time of My Life, Hard Knock like Alice, the Mad Hatter (Joe Weber), Life, Bright Side of Life, Poker Face and the March Hare (Elizabeth Szucs), the Satisfaction. Cheshire Cat (Adam Pelletier), the Queen Director Meredith Millman and pro- of Hearts (alias the Red Queen), and of ducer Alina Jacques, with assistance from course the storyteller, the White Rabbit Louise Link, have been collaborating for (Patricia Black). But there are a few other over two years to bring Alice in Won- characters involved as well, to add a few derland to the Carleton Place Town Hall new spins to the favourite tale. stage. With a cast of 39 and an additional Alice, played by Amy Bourne, along 15 production team members, this tal- with her mother Gladys, played by Brian ented group has been working hard since McManus, quickly become involved in an early September to bring this production adventure to save Wonderland from the to local audiences. cruel Red Queen, played by Jenny Pfi tzer. Come out for this Mississippi Mudds In her eff orts to fulfi ll a royal proph- pantomime treat on December 2, 3, 9 and ecy, Alice meets up with various subjects 10 at 7:30pm and December 4 and 10 at of Wonderland. But will the comedic pair 2pm. Matinées are $15, evening perfor- Tweedle Dee (Angela Sotiropoulos) and mances are $20. Tickets are available at Tweedle Dum (Trish Smith) be able to Arts Carleton Place at 257–2031. For more help Alice fi nd the king? And what’s going information, visit . on between Gladys and Ernest Compost, Th ank you to the sponsors of the Alice the palace gardener (Chris Jones)? Is that production: Giant Tiger, Riverview Sen- a romance blossoming for Prince Valen- iors’ Residence and Valley Design Co. tino (Andrew McDougall)? Will Billy the — Doris Ohlmann Prince’s valet (Jordan McIntosh) be able to

6 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Tweet Nothings When the hype really started to hit the fan more regularly; fi nding out about events about “social media”, we here at theHumm in the area from organizers’ tweets and were defi nitely among the sceptical. Face- Facebook pages; extending our reputation book and Twitter seemed like a great way as an authoritative source for area event to fi nd out what some tween was having information. In the end, we couldn’t come for a snack while watching YouTube vid- up with one that justifi ed the time com- eos, but not much else. In our opinion, our mitment — so we stayed away. humble newsprint publication ate social media’s lunch when it came to providing The Big Why Not timely information on local happenings, Th e main sticking point we had to get over connecting people, and building commu- before boarding the social media band- nity. We even toyed with the idea of using wagon was the time commitment. We’re the tagline “theHumm — real social media busy people, we don’t have time to waste since 1999.” So it is somewhat surprising on frivilousness (except for the occasional that today we fi nd ourselves the caretakers cat video). So the real turning point came Perth Christmas House Tour of a Facebook fan page and a Twitter ac- when we started experimenting and dis- Th e women of CFUW Perth and District invite you to tour some of Perth’s most dis- count (@InfoHumm). If you are curious covered HEY, THIS IS EASY! It only takes tinctive homes on December 3 and 4, from 10:30am to 3:30pm and, in the process, about why we joined 'em instead of beating a few seconds to type up a 140-character help them raise funds to support higher education for women and young girls, local 'em, read on. tweet or a Facebook update. With drag- libraries, and children’s reading programs. and-drop simplicity, we can add links Th is year a total of eight homes will be open to visitors — heritage homes that The Big Why to theHumm’s online calendar for more remind us of our past, and some more modern but truly exceptional homes. Deco- I have a superpower. I even have a cos- complete details. It’s a piece of cake. rated for the season, the homes will defi nitely put you in the Christmas spirit. tume. It’s a blue, skin-tight body suit with And it’s fun. Every new Facebook “Like” Since the tour will no doubt make you hungry, most local restaurants will be of- a big yellow “Y” on the chest (try to get or Twitter follower feels like an endorse- fering an “Express Lunch” for house tour ticket-holders, at a modest charge. In ad- that image out of your head). My super- ment of what we are doing here at Humm dition, they will donate a portion of the proceeds to the tour, in support of its goals. power allows me to leap tall assumptions headquarters. Liking other Facebookers’ Don’t miss afternoon tea and snacks on Saturday at the Factory Grind Coff ee Shop, in a single bound, to stop a speeding train events or re-tweeting them feels like a at the corner of North and Sherbrooke. of thought. My superpower is the uncanny value-added Humm service. Of course, Tickets, in the form of a brochure illustrating the homes and their history, are ability to ask “Why?” For example: “Why it’s easy to fritter away a great deal of time available at Home Furniture in Perth (18 Gore Street East), Elizabeth Interiors in are we arguing about the colour of the on these things, so it is a good idea to allot Smiths Falls, Tivoli Florist (Westboro or Byward Market) and in Carleton Place at balloons for the tables when we haven’t a specifi c amount of time per day (or to Th e Blossom Shop. Or simply call Muriel at 267–2270. Tickets are $30. decided if we are running the event yet?” have a really forgiving boss, like I do). CFUW, the Canadian Federation of University Women, is a voluntary non-profi t So coming up with the big why for So, if you are on the sidelines, please organization committed to the improvement of the status of women and human jumping into the social media swamp was take this as your invitation to follow rights, and to the promotion of education. Last year’s Heritage Perth House Tour an important consideration. We came theHumm on Twitter (@InfoHumm), like allowed the granting of $17,500 to area women continuing their education. up with a few: connecting with our read- us on Facebook, and join the conversation. ers and advertizers more informally and — Rob Riendeau

November 2011 www.thehumm.com 7 More Happiness than Daff odils? Give Yer Head a Shake Okay, by a show of Cyril Connolly, the literary with both Prescott and Grievous wife) at for Book Fair and the ever vigilant hands… who likes No- critic, wrote: “Fallen leaves lying Angel and recorded a collection information regarding the Scho- Lions Club. It’s shaping up to be Westport Wonders Westport vember? Just as I suspect- on the grass in the November of songs from the show. Anders, lastic Book Fair. a good month after all. Maybe ed, not one hand up in fa- sun bring more happiness than who plays a number of musical I’m starting to warm up to we should keep it. All in fa- vour of the moody month the daff odils.” I hate to speak ill instruments including the guitar, this month, thanks (as always) vour of keeping November… go (you in the back row with of the dead but dude, c’mon, give mandolin, steel guitar, banjo, pi- to the great folks at Th e Cove ahead, put your hand up — we the sun hat and sunglass- yer head a shake! What a crock. I ano, bass and dobro, epitomizes Country Inn and the organiz- won’t laugh. es… it’s November — take could just barely read that as my the term “all ’round musician”. ers of the Farmers’ Market, Th e the sunglasses off and put eyes were rolling to the back of He has toured Europe, Australia, my head. And he lived in England, Cuba and of course, Canada. His the only country on the planet solo CD, Songs for the Common by Steve Scanlon worse than Canada in November. Man, showcases the multi-facet- Damned romantics are ruining ed singer songwriter. Th e trio is Art & Craft Books your hand down). Nobody in this the month for the rest of us. complete with Almonte’s Adam great province of ours (and possi- I much prefer his countryman, Puddington on standup bass and Art & Craft Kits bly every other province in the na- the poet Th omas Hood: “No vocals. Adam has two solo CDs tion) has even the slightest inter- shade, no shine, no butterfl ies, under his belt: Back in Town and est in November. We should just no bees, / No fruits, no fl owers, For the Meantime. Individually, for children & adults ditch it, get rid of it, kick it to the no leaves, no birds, — Novem- the three make waves — together curb. Who needs it? If you were ber!” See, that’s the November they are tidal. Go, listen, have fun born in November you get an ex- I love to hate, the month that is — trust me. tra year… so sayeth I. fi lled with… nothing! Novem- Th e Cove Inn keeps Novem- Let’s go to eleven months. It’s ber needs some serious attitude ber from imploding with their such a nice number, eleven — it adjustment… or… is it just me? Blues on the Rideau series in *RUH6W(3HUWK‡613-267-2350 even rhymes with heaven. We Don’t answer that — you didn’t collaboration with Choose the WKHERRNQRRN#EHOOQHWFD‡See us on Facebook should take a vote — a nation- put your hand up either. Blues Productions, this month wide show of hands to ban the So, to sum it up, the bad news: featuring Donald Ray Johnson month (everybody gets a vote November sucks. Th e good news and the Maurice John Vaughn Band on November 18 and 19. Th e Grammy Award winning soul, blues and R&B musician joins forces with veteran musi- cian Maurice John Vaughn for an evening to remember… in No- vember. Th e month comes to a close when a very large jocular dude arrives by sleigh, dressed all in red, sporting a white beard and ’stache. Th at’s right — Santa Wanted: To Rent or House-Sit Long-Term Claus is coming to town. Th is Small apartment or house for senior. Clean, warm, sunny. year the annual Lions Club Carleton Place area. Glowing references provided (including Westport Santa Claus Parade from theHumm’s publishers!). Please call 257–2164 is being held November 26 be- ginning at 2pm, and Th e Cove (l-r) Anders Drerup, Kelly Prescott and Adam Puddington play Country Inn (yes, again… the The Cove in Westport on November 4. “Individually, the three hosts with the mosts) is hosting make waves — together they are tidal.” an All-Day Christmas Party featuring Kevin Head with a except for the goofy guy with the is that there are all kinds of things matinée performance from sun hat and sunglasses). Do you going on during the month to im- 1–4pm and Angler Management know why we should ban No- prove it, to breathe new life into from 8–11pm. vember? No? Well, I’ll tell you the old month, to make it toler- Th en, so early in December why: because there is nothing to able or perhaps, if we’re lucky, if that it might as well still count as like. I hate to sound like an old we’re really truly lucky, Westport November, we have the Westport curmudgeon, but seriously folks, will kick November’s butt. Christmas Farmers’ Market everything is dead in November For instance, we kick the and Rideau Vista Public School and I’m not talking the colourful month off on November 4, when Scholastic Book Fair — a two- “look at me I’m an October tree Westport’s favourite venue for in-one event on December 3, from fi lled with lovely colour ” dead or food and music, Th e Cove Coun- 10am to 4pm. Th e farmers’ mar- the “it’s beginning to look a lot try Inn, presents Kelly Prescott, ket will feature a variety of goods like Christmas” dead. No. Th is is Anders Drerup and Adam from local artists, artisans and the “grey, overcast, wetter than Puddington, a trio who, indi- crafters, along with local growers, rain, colder than a gravedigger’s vidually, have an extensive his- bakers and chefs. Th e scholastic ass in the Klondike, butt ugly, tory in the music industry. Kelly book fair will feature ummm... please just let me curl up and stay and her brother Kaylen recorded books — go fi gure — and a can- in my warm cozy bed because if their fi rst album in April 2009 teen fi lled with goodies, to benefi t I open my eyes to one more mis- under the name Prescott. Since Rideau Vista Public School. Con- erable, ugly, dreary November then, Kelly has played the role tact Rebecca Whitman at for by a show of hands, all in favour ous Angel: Th e Legend of Gram information on the farmers’ mar- of eleven months in the year and Parsons, with Anders Drerup as ket, or Shauna Strotmann Scan- skipping November completely? Gram. 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8 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Renfrew Christmas House Tour Renfrew residents have been asking for it, cafeteria between 1 and 4:30pm. While you and now it’s fi nally here. On Sunday, De- are at the hospital, visit the RVH Auxiliary cember 11, the Renfrew Victoria Hospital Gift Shop, a hidden gem. Th ey will be open Auxiliary presents their 2011 Christmas from 12 to 5pm, and you receive 20% off all House Tour. Th is is the sixth house tour merchandise purchased. Also, you will not fundraiser sponsored by RVH Auxiliary want to miss a special exhibit presented by and it is being held in conjunction with members of the Renfrew Art Guild. And, the Victorian Miniature House Lottery if you’ve not seen it before, you can feast and Raffl e already underway. your eyes on the fi t-for-a-princess Victori- Th e tour, which is sponsored by M. Sul- an Miniature Dream Home, which will also livan and Son Ltd. of Arnprior, showcases be on display at the hospital. six unique and beautiful homes guaran- Join us for this exciting and fun-fi lled teed to please. Homes are open between Sunday afternoon. All proceeds go to- 12:30 and 5pm. Th ere are fi ve homes in ward the Renfrew Victoria Hospital CT the town of Renfrew: 818 Kedrosky Drive, Scanner. Tickets are $25 per person and 97 Erindale Avenue, 219 Opeongo Drive, available in Renfrew at Aikenhead’s Drug 270 Lochiel Street and 577 Raglan Street S. Store (226 Raglan Street S.) and the RVH Th e sixth is in Horton at 27 Ruttan Road. Gift Shop. For tickets, information, or to Tickets include a Victorian Bone China pay by credit card, call 432–3088 or email Tea held in the Renfrew Victoria Hospital . PPAC: Czech It Out! Th e Perth Performing Arts Committee Th is year, tickets to all shows are (PPAC) invites you to ring in the holiday available exclusively at Tickets Please season in style. Th e second show in this , which is located at Jo’s year’s series brings the Czech Boys Choir Clothes, 39 Foster Street in Perth. For more all the way from the city of Hradec Kral- information, please visit . ove, in North Bohemia, right here to Perth for a pre-Christmas concert on Th ursday, December 1. Th is world-renowned en- semble maintains the famous traditions of choral singing in the Czech territory as it began in the 13th century with the fi rst boys’ choir at the St. Vitus Cathedral in Prague. Current artistic director, Jakub Martinec, began singing as a child with the fi rst boys’ choir established in the region by Jiri and Kveta Skopal in 1982. Martinec’s choirs have appeared at nu- merous international music festivals, in- cluding the Prague Spring Festival. PPAC organizers are delighted that the choir is including Perth in their three-province Canadian tour. Th is is sure to be a delight- ful way to usher in the holiday season! PPAC then takes a break until March 23, when multi-East Coast Music Award nominee David Myles comes to town. Th en on Friday April 13, you are invited to have Lunch at Allen’s, with a con- cert featuring renowned artists Murray McLauchlan, Cindy Church, Marc Jordan, PPAC presents The Czech Boys Choir in and Ian Th omas. Perth on December 1. November 2011 www.thehumm.com 9 Memoirs of a Genderless Warrior Marcus Magdalena presents Memoirs of a Th oroughly intrigued, I called Marcus and we Genderless Warrior at Neat Coff ee Shop in spoke for a while about life experiences, people’s Burnstown on November 11 and 12 at 7pm perceptions, and the role of art in living and healing. and on November 13 at 2:30pm. Seating is limited, and reservations may be made by Body emailing theHumm: Can you describe some of the events or calling 433–6955 . Tickets are $10. that have lead to you bringing this particular theHumm Interview show to the area at this time? Prologue Marcus Magdalena: When I fi rst came here, it Right at deadline time leading up to this is- wasn’t my intention to actually live in Renfrew. I sue, just as ads, press releases and columns came here because my twin is here. I came here started pouring in, I received an email from a to heal, because I was a pretty hard-core alcohol- person in Renfrew named Marcus Magdale- ic, a heavy smoker, pretty much overweight and na, asking theHumm to help promote an up- bloated from all the booze and unhealthy living. coming show at Neat Coff ee Shop. Normally, Being a transsexual male, and having gone through at that time of the month, I would have asked all of those transitions — straight woman, lesbian, transgendered... I encountered a lot of discrimina- tion and oppression in the city (I lived in Toronto by Kris Riendeau for twenty years). Living here for the past year, I realized that a lot of people don’t know much about for a quick press release and tried to squeeze it in the lesbian, gay, and transgendered community as I laid out the paper. However, the passionate tone — it’s not like it’s all over the place. People didn’t of this email suggested that this particular show, and know where I was coming from, and I knew that Clockwise from upper left, Marcus Magdalena with “a few this individual, warranted a closer look and a more the only way to approach that was to bring it to individuals who have been impeccably supportive: Debi Virtue, personal touch. Th e email stated: “I am an out of the them in a manner that would be... human — gentle, Joanne Beattie-Kalimeris, Laurent Gagnon, Elizabeth Hagan and closet genderless individual who brings awareness of funny, theatrical — as opposed to that humdrum and Noreen Smith (missing from the picture are Murray Adolph, the LGBTTQQ community via the stage. Th eatre is mundane institutional way. It’s really about being Donovan Adolph, Kathy Dagg, Sean Anderson and Christine Perri)”. my blood and social activism is my breath.” human, and reaching out to another human and saying “I’m no diff erent than you and you’re no dif- Have you encountered people who, once they get to know you as Introduction ferent than me... but we’re diff erent!” a human, treat you decently? By way of introducing the show, Marcus sent along I’m in this town, and it’s predominantly a straight, Here’s the kicker. I came to Renfrew, and here in this town I have a synopsis written by Murray Adolph, owner of the white, gendered town. And I may be white, but I’m met so many wonderful people who are open-minded, who are all O’Brien Th eatre in Renfrew, where Marcus had pre- not straight or gendered — I identify as genderless. about seeing that everyone has diff erences. I have never in my life had viously performed a shorter piece. Here’s what Mur- So I don’t fi t in here, and I didn’t fi t in in Toronto as much support as I have since I moved here. ray had to say: “Marcus Magdalena, whose brilliant either. Th ings are defi nitely better than they were I recently completed a survey for the Green Party in which performance at the O’Brien Th eatre in August awed, twenty years ago, but what no one is seeing is that one of the questions asked “What is your sex?” and the answers shocked and informed the audience, returns to the there is a lot of self-hatred, a lot of alcoholism and were “male”, “female”, and “other”. And Australian passports stage at the Neat Coff ee Shop in Burnstown in No- abuse, and feeling like we’re not part of this world. now include “indeterminate” as a gender option. When larger vember with a new performance, Memoirs of a Gen- I feel like I’m the only genderless person here, but I groups or institutions take a stand like that, does it trickle down derless Warrior. Memoirs is a ‘walk down memory know I’m not the only one. And I’m tired of feeling and help you, or is there a backlash against it? lane’ for Marcus Magdalena. Th e presentation will like a freak, like I’m not part of society — I am part It absolutely does help. I have been so negative for so many years be rich with pages from the tapestry of the perform- of society. I’m not somebody who has an illness or because of all of the discrimination that I have forgotten that there er’s life. Having lived straight, gay, transgendered, who has lost their mind — I am a human being who are many people out there who are supporters, who are allies. Th ese transsexual, and fi nally genderless, Marcus will identifi es as genderless. Just like a straight person inuksuks of our community have created a path where eventually, bring an often-controversial topic to the forefront. says they’re straight, so guess what? Move on! Yet thanks to people in Australia, thanks to people in the Green Party, Augmented by experiences of addiction, homeless- I have encountered homophobia, I have encoun- maybe one day in Canada we may have a third or a fourth box, or ness and depression, Marcus’s story is a theatrical tered transphobia — I have encountered all of it. perhaps even no boxes! Why even have gender in that context? Does medium of advocacy for the rights of all.” it really make sense? Maybe one day we’ll simply be asked to describe our external genitalia… (some giggling ensues) Th e play actually uses a lot of humour to explore those issues, but it’s defi nitely asking for an open-minded approach from the audience. How has the reception been from the folks at Neat? Absolutely excellent. Neat Coff ee Shop is wonderful — we are so lucky to have it here. Every town should have a place like Neat — they give us a place where we can fl ourish, and they give it freely. Murray Adolph also did that for me back in June — he let me perform at his O’Brien Th eatre. He has been an incredible ally. And was it the reception of that fi rst show that encouraged you to schedule more performances? Yes. Th e audience there really made it clear that I should do it again, so I decided to do so, but with more specifi c memories and messages than in that fi rst 45-minute show, which was more of a gen- eral overview of my life. Th is show is two hours long (including an in- termission), and that gives me time to explain how I came to believe that I was not a human being — that I was crazy. Epilogue After the interview was over, Marcus realized that there was more to be said, and sent me this email the next day: “Th is may be too late… yet, it is also the most important part. Th is performance, like the last one, is my comeback to the stage. I stopped performing almost twen- ty years ago. I stopped because of the immense shame I felt for being not normal. I internalized the shame and guilt and withdrew from my light. Th e past twenty years have been dark beyond dark, to say the least… so this performance is special. It’s my rebirthing — it’s me reclaiming my power. It’s the story of so many, isn’t it? Withdrawing and becoming small…” 10 www.thehumm.com November 2011 The Gift of Gardening Oh no, it’s “holiday” sea- Well, amidst all of the glazed- Jeremy and Peggy Dutton are son again. I’m not sure over shopping mall zombie- off ering hands-on workshops about you, but “holiday” walk experiences that you may aimed to take both beginner and season never feels much cheerfully anticipate in the next experienced gardeners through like a holiday to me. ‘Tis two months, here’s a thought. a year of gardening. Th e Dut- the season to be… jolly How about supplanting that tons have been practicing or- whilst shopping? Fa-la- golden ceramic unicorn, the one ganic methods of gardening

Flavour of the Month la-la-la feels a bit more your wife (or husband) is just for over ten years. Th eir fi ve- like @#$#%#$^ at times. maybe not dying to have, with session series starts in January I am sure that all of you something substantial, mean- with garden planning, site con- reading this article are ingful, and real — something siderations, catalogue selections special that has the potential to and calculating seed amounts/ bring both physical and mental yields desired. When signs of by Susie Osler health benefi ts: the satisfaction spring start stirring in March, of learning useful skills, an en- the group meets again to learn Jeremy & Peggy Dutton already losing sleep over what hanced connection to the earth about indoor seed starting and on earth to present to your dar- and the cycle of life, and some- early planting possibilities (e.g. ling loved ones this Christmas/ thing that will literally put good greenhouses). In May, when Who They Are Yuletide/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa. food on the table? the ground can be worked, gar- Jeremy and Peggy Dutton deners get off to a good start 205 Glen Tay Road, RR 3, Perth, ON, K7H 3C5 by learning about garden and 267–6168 ON soil preparation, planting tech- BLUESTHE RIDEAU niques, seedling transplants and What They Off er THE COVE INN, WESTPORT other growing considerations. Vegetable gardening courses for 2012 growing season. $50 per NOVEMBER 18/19 Th e last two sessions — June session or $225 for 5 sessions. Half-day in January, March, May, FROM CALGARY & CHICAGO and September — cover ongoing June, September (call for exact dates). Garden plot rental: $150/ DONALD RAY JOHNSON w. MAURICE JOHN VAUGHN maintenance (watering, pests, season — 300 sq. ft. plot includes tillage, watering, and free advice weeding, mulching) and, fi nally, when desired. PROCEEDS TO FRIENDS OF FOLEY MOUNTAIN & WESTPORT FOOD BANK harvesting, preserving, com- DINNER & SHOW $60 posting, cleaning up and making ADVANCE RESERVATIONS REQUIRED amendments. Coleslaw www.choosetheblues.ca 1-888-COVE-INN Depending on one’s needs, This is a very flexible recipe, so vary the proportions as there is the option to sign up for preferred. the full course or for individual sessions. Each session runs from 4–5 cups of chopped green cabbage 9am to noon and is followed by 1/2 cup fi nely chopped onion (red or white) a delicious, home-cooked lunch. 1/2 cup fi nely chopped green pepper Th e workshops sound to me like 1/2 cup coarsely grated carrot (optional) gatherings for convivial, com- 1 Tbsp. cider vinegar munal learning. 1 tsp. honey or sugar Jeremy and Peggy, both re- 1/2 tsp. celery seed tired teachers, have a history 1/3 cup mayonnaise (or more) of farming and market garden- salt and pepper to taste ing that goes back to their years living in Sherbrooke, Quebec. Combine all ingredients and chill for at least 30 minutes. Growing healthy plants with high nutritional value and great fl avour is important to them, their eff orts from producing tools, and any advice should you and this begins with the soil. It food for market, to producing want it. It is a worry-free situa- needs building up and amend- gardeners. Over the years, many tion for gardeners — especially ing using organic methods. Th ey people have asked them for gar- those new to growing food. have grown market vegetables, dening advice and, drawing on Th e courses and the allot- salad greens and garlic for lo- their teaching skills, it made ments are Jeremy and Peggy’s cal restaurants like Th e Hungry sense that they would turn their way of encouraging others to Planet and Th e Fall River Pub focus to transferring some of the discover the pleasures of grow- & Grill. Th ey have tried their knowledge that they’ve accumu- ing their own food. It is, they hand at animal husbandry as lated over the years. Th e smaller feel, important to reassure peo- well. Now, located just outside garden patches (300 sq. ft. each) ple that “gardening is not per- of Glen Tay, their small acreage that they used to use for produc- fection!” Each year, some things is home to more than ten garden tion are now available for indi- will fl ourish and others will fail plots. In recent years they have viduals to rent for the growing and those successes and failures scaled back the amount they season. For many people from will vary from garden to garden. cultivate themselves and today Perth, this is a convenient ten- Th ere are also as many philoso- produce and store much of what minute drive and a pleasant lo- phies and methods of garden- they need for the year from just cation for a veggie plot. Renting ing as there are gardeners. Th e their main garden — the ap- a plot from the Duttons costs uninitiated need not be intimi- proximately 50’x30’ area closest $150/year, which may seem like dated. Th e workshops off ered to their house. a healthy sum at fi rst, but the fee by the Duttons are a perfect Th ough the days of growing includes such perks as spring way to ease into what, for many, for market and food boxes are and fall tilling, custom tilling becomes a life-long passion for in their past (they were at the (i.e. furrowing and hilling pota- growing things. Growing by Perth Farmers’ Market for about toes), watering if there is not ad- growing — what a great way to a decade), they have re-oriented equate rainfall, the use of onsite start off the New Year.

November 2011 www.thehumm.com 11 Blindness, Enchantment, and That Accursed Ring Stories for Adults from 2 Women Productions

For Jan Andrews and Jennifer Cayley, No- ann. Th at show takes place on February 10 in Perth. Postcards from Perth Postcards vember marks a time to rejoice as they kick Th ey dip further into the past for the April 27 sea- off their second season of fi ne storytelling son fi nale, Dragon’s Gold: A Sword Re-Forged, A for adults. Ring Accursed, when Jan Andrews, Jennifer Cayley Th eir production company (the aptly and Katherine Grier take us back to a time when named 2 Women Productions), which is “the old Norse gods held sway.” dedicated “to ensuring that storytelling for For those who have never experienced an adult adults achieves its full potential on the Ca- storytelling, Jennifer Cayley asks the question, nadian cultural scene,” is quickly making “When is the last time you had a story told to you?” a name for itself in Eastern Ontario and Th e answer is likely “quite some time ago” (it cer- Western Quebec. tainly is for me). Yet storytelling has been and re- mains fundamental to our culture, she says. “It’s one by John Pigeau of the things that makes us human. Storytelling is Jennifer Cayley (left) and Jan Andrews are thrilled to begin an age-old tradition and has many manifestations.” their second season of storytelling for adults with a performance Th ey begin their 2011/2012 touring season with It is much diff erent than having someone read a by Kim Kilpatrick in Perth on November 26 an exciting, thoroughly contemporary story called story, Jennifer explains. “Storytelling is not improv, Flying In Th e Dark: A Blind Woman’s Story, cre- nor is it memorized exactly.” Essentially the teller from beginner to master class — and coaching for script develop- ated and told by Kim Kilpatrick. learns (or internalizes) the story so well that it is ment, performance preparation, and grant writing. Jennifer Cayley says Kim is a delightful, dynamic happening to them in the moment. Th ey off er the Th ere is a wealth of fascinating information on their website about storyteller, and audiences should expect an unex- tale, and each audience member, responding indi- who they are and what they do, but also about their personal back- pected story adventure. “Kim’s been telling stories vidually, will take away a diff erent experience from grounds. Both Jan and Jennifer have vast experience in storytelling. for years,” Jennifer explains. “People will fi nd it it. Th at way, the story becomes alive. Some stories Professionally, Jennifer has been telling stories for nearly twenty interesting to be brought into her world, which is are folk and fairy tales, others are from people’s years, including performances at the Talk Story Festival in Hawaii, only limited by people imposing their limitations own experiences (like Kim Kilpatrick’s), while still touring Th e Book of Spells to Wales and Ontario, making regular ap- on her. She is a wonderful, vibrant presence. Peo- others come from myths and legends. Th e result, pearances at the Ottawa StoryTellers National Arts Centre series, ple will experience a new world — one most of us when the storyteller is skilled, is a vibrant co-crea- and collaborating with Jan in producing epic pieces. don’t get to experience every day — and they will tion of the story between teller and audience. Jan, meantime, has traveled extensively, telling stories at concerts be touched by it.” Audiences from past storytellings presented across North America, in Australia and in the United Kingdom. Jan Kim was born blind, and most people might think by 2 Women Productions have heaped them with tells everything from epic to personal tales, folktales to literary sto- she would be hemmed in by the dark. Not so, accord- praise, with comments like “Paradise!” and “Abso- ries. She is also the author of classic books for young people. Jan was ing to Jennifer. She says Kim’s story is moving, funny lutely wonderful! A very special experience.” Many the fi rst Storyteller/Writer in Residence at the Centre for Creative and contemporary, and should send audiences, as audience members have mentioned what a unique Writing and Oral Culture at the University of Manitoba. 2wp’s brochure puts it, “chuckling into the night.” and captivating experience it was for them and — a For much more about 2 Women Productions, please visit their Kim is set to take the stage at Perth’s Full Cir- common theme — how they felt young again. friendly website at <2wp.ca>. cle Th eatre with Flying In Th e Dark on Novem- “Just come out and try it,” Jennifer urges. She — John Pigeau is the founder of the First Edition Reading Series in Perth, and ber 26 at 7:30pm. Tickets are $18 in advance, $20 and Jan, both experienced and dynamic storytell- the author of acclaimed novel, Th e Nothing Waltz. at the door, and can also be purchased at Tickets ers, are hopeful 2wp will build a loyal following, Please at 39 Foster Street or . For and not only in Perth. In June 2012, in partnership those who would like to attend all three shows on with Ottawa StoryTellers, Jan and Jennifer will take Beckwith Township Christmas Craft Show 2wp’s docket for this season, subscriptions can be part in Homer’s Odyssey: Th e Whole Story at the ordered for $45. Buying a subscription not only NAC in Ottawa. Saturday, November 26th from 10AM—3PM saves you money — it will make a big contribution With an emphasis on “storytelling of the high- Beckwith Public School Gym to helping a new company sustain its work in this est caliber,” 2 Women Productions organizes and community. promotes performances by themselves and other Over 40 Exhibitors — Shop ’til you Drop! 2wp travels back two hundred years for the in- tellers in established performance venues. Th ey Lunch Counter spiration for their second show of the season. Th e also assist in program development, promotion, Cash Donations will be Collected for the Lanark County Food Bank Brothers Grimm: 200 Years and Counting features administration and logistics. Further, they off er More Information: 613-435-8929 veteran tellers Dale Jarvis and Delf Maria Hohm- workshops to groups for storytellers at all levels —

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November 2011 www.thehumm.com 13 Stittsville Studio Tour Painting should be fun! The Stittsville six enjoy their talent and invite you to join them for a studio tour on November 5 & 6, from 10AM to 5PM each day. For details and directions, please visit . A Soulful Voice and Emotive Lyrics Royal Wood Plays Folkus on November 26 Folkus kicks off its 2011/2012 concert se- to return,” says Wood. “I went through so ries at the Almonte Old Town Hall on Sat- many severe shifts personally, and all of urday, November 26 with Toronto singer- that turbulence led to serious thought and songwriter Royal Wood. Wood has been refl ection. Th at is why these songs were described as an upscale Tom Waits, com- born and why they are my most personal plete with piano, a smooth rich voice, and and introspective to date.” truly memorable romantic lyrics. He has In addition to his recordings, Wood has present Norm Foster’s a reputation for connecting with his audi- a healthy list of achievements to his credit. ence and building loyal fans one at a time He was nominated for Songwriter of the by word of mouth, by a heavy performing Year at the Junos, and was named iTunes’ schedule in both large centers and small Songwriter of the Year, as well as Best Pop towns, by critical acclaim, and by his mu- Album and Pop Single. He has supported sical achievements. national tours with David Gray and Sere- Wood studied business at McGill Uni- na Ryder and landed song placements not versity before moving to Toronto where only on TV’s Grey’s Anatomy but also on he began a career as a foreign exchange Private Practice. trader on Bay Street. At the same time, With the release of Th e Waiting, and he was writing lyrics, perfecting his craft in anticipation of his next studio album, of balladry and pop music, and beginning Wood has embarked on a national “Sneak his musical career. He released two EPs, Peak” tour. In the last two months he has Th e Milkweed in 2002 and Tall Tales in played to sold-out houses in Regina, Cal- 2006, both of which were well received. gary, Vancouver, Victoria, Kelowna, Ed- His break came in 2007 when his album A monton, Toronto and Peterborough, and in Good Enough Day was featured on Grey’s late October he performed Release Me on Anatomy. Th at earned him an interna- Canada AM. He is an artist very much on "
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3-623-72 duality of life and how, at times, I seem- and information, call Mill Street Books at ingly waited for the mirrored experience 256–9090 or visit . 14 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Abrams Brothers in Perth Mr.. Fezziwig’s On November 24, Th e Abrams merely as a means for self-ex- cially gifted young musicians in VictorianV Christmas Brothers — the youngest Canadi- pression, but also as a gift that we honour of international journal- Celebration ans ever to appear on Nashville’s are to return to what is greater ist and musician Daniel Pearl. Live Music - Mulled Wine iconic Grand Ole Opry — will than ourselves,” explains John In 2007 the band released Iron Christmas Treats play a special fundraising con- Abrams. “All music has the po- Sharpens Iron, and in 2008 they cert in Perth. Th e concert takes tential to do great things for this paid tribute to Arlo Guthrie and Fine Art Auction place at 7:30pm at St. Paul’s Unit- world — I hope our new record Bob Dylan with an album called please visit mvtm.ca to view items ed Church on Gore Street, but inspires people.” Blue On Brown. For more infor- Saturday,SSaaatutu Nov. 26 at 7 pm funds raised will go to the Alt- Following their début album, mation about them, please visit Tickets: $15 in advance, $20 at the door horpe Bolingbroke Community Carrying On (2004), Th e Abrams . available from Baker Bob’s, at the Museum Hall (ABC Hall). Brothers became the youngest Tickets to this show are or online at mvtm.ca Ontario-based band Th e Canadians to appear on Nash- $25 (children under twelve are at the te Mississippi ss sss ppi Valleya ey Textilee teu e Museum useu Abrams Brothers released their ville’s iconic Grand Ole Opry. $12.50), and are available at Shad- 3 Rosamond Street E., Almonte fourth studio album, Northern Th e band toured Europe for the owfax in Perth, Wordsmith in website: www.mvtm.ca tel: 613 256 3754 Redemption, in June of 2011. fi rst time in 2006 and also re- Westport, by email at or country and folk-rock, broth- Violin, an award given to espe- by calling Martin at 273–7505. ers John and James along with cousin Elijah have taken their traditional musical roots and made the music more accessible. Produced by Canadian singer- songwriter Chris Brown (Ani DiFranco, Barenaked Ladies), Northern Redemption contains nine tracks, including their ver- sion of Coldplay’s Viva La Vida. Although they are only be- tween 18 and 20 years of age, the band has already been perform- ing live for a decade and will take their new album on the road this fall for a Canadian tour. “Music found its way into our souls early Follow theHumm on Twitter! on and our experiences fostered The Abrams Brothers play a fundraiser for the Althorpe our understanding of music, not Bolingbroke Community Hall in Perth on November 24 @Infohumm Thomas D’Arcy McGee: intage Happy New-vember! The Extreme Moderate We’ve Th e McGee Band and Professor ing Award and a professor in the show that combines the speeches, re-stocked & rearranged. David Wilson present a superb Celtic Studies program and his- letters and poems of McGee with show that combines powerful tory department, David A. Wil- original music that is fresh, inno- Everything old is new again! emotion with creativity in music son has completed a two-volume vative and respectful of its tradi- and words, and brings to life a biography of Th omas D’Arcy Mc- tional roots. Th ey have performed compelling chapter of the history Gee. Th e McGee Band excels in it to great critical acclaim in Cana- of Canada as an emerging nation. fusing a blend of Irish, Scottish da and the US, and Almonte Celt- Please mark the date, and come and Québécois music, and has fest 2012 is delighted to premiere experience the acoustically su- recorded a CD of original music the launch of McGee Volume 2. perb Almonte Old Town Hall on in traditional style — In Honour Th ere will also be refreshments by Sunday, November 6 at 2pm for of the Life and Times of Th omas Almonte’s Naismith Pub. this musical and literary event D’Arcy McGee — written, re- Tickets are $20 in advance, that is also a fundraiser for Al- corded and produced by James $22 at the door, and are available monte Celtfest 2012. Stephens and Frank Cassidy in in Almonte at Mill Street Books, Th e recipient of the University Ottawa. Together, David A. Wil- Mississippi Mills Musicworks, of Toronto’s Outstanding Teach- son and the McGee Band put on a and Baker Bob’s. 2nd Annual Christmas Sale NO HST! Sale & Clearance Items! www.victoryfarmalpacas.com 613-259-0228 Friday Nov. 25 - Monday Nov. 28 10am - 4pm 1701 3rd Con Dalhousie 63 Mill St., Almonte 3 km North of Watson’s Corners 292-4360 Alpaca hats, gloves, miƩs, socks, scarves, yarn, roving, teddy bears, toys, and more! [email protected]

November 2011 www.thehumm.com 15 Downtown Almonte Is Full Of It! I don’t mean to be rude, but Al- is testament to Gord’s “if you build it they the welcome she has received. Her shop and doree’s habit. When I stopped by this monte is full of it. Chock-a-block. will come” philosophy. I had a hot choco- will off er many of the same funky fash- week the gals had created a soft, winter Bursting at the seams. Jam- late with him recently while he happily ions and accessories that have had women glow — their magical winter cabin theme packed. At a time when lots of revealed that every space in the Heritage fl ocking to Merrickville for years now. — in that cozy space, and are readying their small communities in Eastern On- Court is now leased. Shoppers are rushing And by the way, the shop is named after holiday pop-up version of Errin’s Tin Barn tario are suff ering from that bleak to see the eclectic space there and the di- her late, and much missed, grandmother Market for the Christmas season. Th eir Mississippi Milling empty storefront syndrome, the versity of businesses ranging from yummy Doree. Inquiring puppets need to know! specialty is anything you can re-use, re- little business district at the heart crepes (Th e Mill Street Crepe Compa- And it seems that creative collabora- purpose or re-cycle. Th e collection of vin- of Mississippi Mills is overfl owing ny), to international fashion (Th e White tors Errin Stone and Vicki Veenstra were tage, shabby chic furniture and home décor with enterprise. Lilly), art (Th e Village Idiot, Philip K. inspired, not daunted, by the narrow dark takes you back to another, gentler time. In recent months, downtown Wood Framing, Peace of Mind Crea- corridor that sits between Kentfi eld Kids Everybody I talk to just keeps mention- Almonte has experienced a bit of a tions & Friends), a new birders’ shop ing the new energy and enthusiasm appar- renaissance with the unprecedent- (Gilligallou Bird Inc.), home décor ent in downtown Almonte. All the new (Willow), and outdoor apparel (Vamos faces in Mill Street just sweeten the deal by Miss Mills Outdoors). we already had going with great restau- Just up the street, what was already rants, shops and one fantastic and award ed opening of a wide variety of new store- a thriving antique shop run by Dianna winning bookstore. Th e timing couldn’t fronts along historic Mill Street, famous Lachapelle is now a veritable marketplace be better as locals, and all our friends from for its downward slant. Collaboration and for “previously owned and less than young” the Ottawa region and Lanark County, communication explains this burst of re- treasures. Dianna reports that she’s fi lled start thinking about getting their Christ- tail energy, explains Tamara Connors, a the nearly 5,000 square foot space (on two mas shopping done. Almonte proprietors local business owner herself, and Presi- levels) of her Almonte Antique Market don’t want you to forget how easy they dent of Mainstreet Almonte Attraction with a total of thirty-one vendors. When can make it, with free parking and loads of and Promotion (MAAP). “We have a lot of you add that to the existing antique and Christmas options, served up with small new, young business owners who ask the vintage stores on the street, suddenly Al- town charm and hospitality. Keep an eye question “How does my business fi t with monte is looking like antique heaven! on for links to all yours?”, so there is a lot of co-operation At 65 Mill Street, the newly merged of these businesses and the latest news. and cross-promotion going on.” Kentfi eld Kids — now the domain of And speaking of full, Almonte’s annual Gord Pike, who recently undertook friends and business leaders Erin Kent- Christmas kick-off , Light Up the Night, a massive renovation of the former fi eld and Cynthia Stuart — left a store- off ers proof that you can fi t 5,000 people V & S Options space at the bottom of front gap that lasted about a nanosecond. along Mill Street and, yes, you will feel Mill Street, credits some key investments Brodie O’Connor opens a satellite ver- like singing Christmas carols shoulder- that have restored many of the down- sion of her Merrickville-based success to-shoulder with your grumpy neighbour. town’s heritage buildings. New activity on story, doree’s habit, on November 1 after Miss Mills took a tour of all the great Wayne Rostad, along with Santa, will once the street and the addition of new condo a year-long search for a new location. “I shops in downtown Almonte this month. again headline the celebration, so mark space begged for a retail complement, he don’t know what it was, but there is some- Here she is surrounded by re-purposed your calendars for Friday, December 2 at says. Th e beautiful skylit Heritage Court thing about Almonte,” says Brodie, com- stuff from the Tin Barn Market, and 7pm. Bring the kids and don’t forget your that now anchors the downtown line-up menting on the energy on the street and accessories from doree’s habit mittens! 5th Annual Saturday, December 10 10AM to 4PM Kintail Mill of Kintail Conservation Area Country C hristmas Horse drawn wagon rides t Crafts t Treasure hunt t Stories by the fire Holiday music t Children-only gift shop t Hand hewn bench making demo Photos with Father Christmas t Refreshments t Skating & snowshoeing weather permitting 2854 Ramsay Concession 8 in Mississippi Mills Admission: $15 per vehicle call 613–256–3610 or visit www.mvc.on.ca

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Mill of Kintail Committee t Mississippi Valley Field Naturalists t Mississippi Mills Museums t 16 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Here Comes Santa! Photos, Concerts and Parades in Almonte No need to head out of town that pic emailed right to you for dents — keeping your money in to get that necessary photo of sharing. Th e fi rst session is early the community. You’re Invited your cuties up on Santa’s knee enough that you have time to or- Celebrate the Christmas sea- — that’s right, this year they can der your Christmas cards with son further on December 4, from cry their eyes out close to home the photo on the cover! 12:30 to 1:30pm (before the Santa I invite you to visit Heritage Court in Almonte! MAAP (Mainstreet Photos with Santa will be tak- Claus parade): there will be a con- Crepes in historic downtown Almonte. Almonte Attraction & Promo- en on the following Saturdays: cert in Centennial Square (in front tion) has teamed up with Brian November 26, December 10, of Baker Bob’s) — a collaboration5 Art With eight new retail shops Hargreaves of BH Photography and December 17, from noon to between the music departments Antiques under a beautiful skylight roof to bring Santa into the studio 4pm. Proceeds will be donated to of Naismith Public School and at 15 Bridge Street, across from the Young Awards Foundation, a Almonte & District High School. Jewellery and plenty of free parking the Old Town Hall. It costs just group that provides funding for Come along to enjoy the music Home décor behind the building, $10 for a 5"x7" print and, if you arts initiatives involving Missis- and sing along! For details visit want another, $10 more will get sippi Mills’ schools and/or stu- . Ladies’ clothing it is a must-see destination. Outdoor wear Holiday Magic Bird seed and accessories Accounting/tax The Try It, Buy It Fashion Show Gordowner, Heritage Pike Court and Mill Street Crepe Company Just when your closet looks versatile and timeless, making 14 Mill Street, Almonte bare and you know you’re go- them a perfect addition to any www.heritagecourt.biz ing to need a fashion fi x, along wardrobe. comes Almonte in Concert with Th e Almonte in Concert the perfect fundraiser: Holiday board members are all Joannou Magic — Th e Try it, Buy it Fash- enthusiasts, often wearing her ion Show. Almonte in Concert is fashions to concerts. Th ey are collaborating with local designer thrilled to be working with her, Judy Joannou of Ashton to bring and know this event will be on you a unique fashion experience: the “don’t miss” list for most peo- a formal fashion show followed ple. It should be noted that this by the opportunity to try on the fundraiser is being supported by Meet Matt Carkner outfi ts yourself, and buy them Judy through her generous dona- of the Ottawa Senators! on the spot. On November 25 at tion of some of the proceeds to 7pm, the Almonte Community Almonte in Concert, for which Centre will be transformed into the group is most grateful. a runway and showcase complete An evening of sparkle and with change space, refreshments sweets, lovely clothing, good and decorations to spark your company, and a bagful of fashion imagination. Judy has promised to take home! Th at’s all a good to bring all of her latest fall and thing! Tickets are $20, available winter collection in a full size Almonte in Concert presents a by calling 256–6479, or simply range, from 6 to 16, with specially fashion show featuring designs buy them from any Almonte tailored jackets, pants, skirts and by Judy Joannou on November 25 in Concert board member, at tops, with accessories to match. the November 19 concert at Judy’s fashions are shown ex- the Almonte Old Town Hall, or clusively through designer art bining items for every client, and from Judy Joannou at 253–5054. shows and open houses in her excel in their keen knowledge of Some tickets may also be avail- home studio, so we are fortunate colour, fi t and fl are. able at the door, but don’t count to have her bringing her whole Th is show features a wide on that — this show will be a studio to this one event. She and range of fashions, from casual to sell-out for sure! her assistant are experts in com- classy. Judy Joannou Designs are — Glenda Jones Matt will be signing autographs in the store on Your backyard birder store November 6 from 1–2PM. Make a donation for a chance to win a a team-signed stick, Are you a as well as other prizes donated by Heritage Court merchants. ruralSeasons feeder? Woodland adjusted

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November 2011 www.thehumm.com 17 THE CANADIAN FEDERATION OF UNIVERSITY WOMEN Heritage Perth It’s a First! Carleton Christmas House Tour December 3 & 4 Place Art Tour & Sale 10:30AM to 3:30PM Tour eight unique homes For the past two years Arts Carleton Place has held Surrounding Memories at 77A Bridge Street, Brush all festively decorated for the holidays a successful Holiday Shopping Day at the Train Sta- Strokes at 129 Bridge Street, and Ballygiblin’s Res- Tickets $30 tion. Th is year an Art Tour & Sale will be added to taurant at 151 Bridge Street. from Home Furniture, 18 Gore St. W., Perth this event. It will allow more artists to participate, Th is is a great opportunity to purchase origi- Elizabeth Interiors, 8 Chamber St., Smiths Falls as well as giving the public the opportunity to ex- nal art, photography, pottery, jewellery, fi bre and The Blossom Shop, 167 Bridge St., Carleton Place perience a day of visiting studios and arts-related textile pieces and much, much more. Please sup- Tivoli Florist, 282 Richmond Rd., Ottawa businesses. Th e Arts Carleton Place Gallery at the port local artists, artisans and performers. Visit or call Muriel at 613–267–2270 Train Station is one of the locations, and they will for be increasing their space to display art and to have more information. All proceeds to local education support demonstrations next door during the tour and sale (in the space formerly occupied by the Licence Bureau & Paul Nelson’s Foto Store). You can also purchase souvenirs and pick up information at the Chamber of Commerce Visitor Centre. Come out on Sunday, December 4 from 10am to 4pm to do your holiday shopping in Carleton Place and area. Organizers have been busy getting artists registered and booking locations. Over seventeen artists are participating at nine businesses and studi- os. Th ere will be demonstrations and musical guests to entertain you. Enjoy refreshments and decadent sweets while you shop. Pick up a map at the follow- ing locations: the historic Train Station, at 132 Cole- Like theHumm on man Street, Picture It Studio at 154 Beckwith Street, facebook!

(left) Stoneware bean pot by Victoria Jenkins. (above) Fantasy Garden Fairy by Brenda Milne. Victoria and Brenda will be participating in the Carleton Place Art Tour and Sale on December 4.

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‡ T hirtieth SEASON Mason Theatre at Perth & District Czech Boys Choir Collegiate Institute At the Crystal Palace ThursThursday,day, December 1, 2011, 8PM Music by the Perth Citizens’ Band Shopping Fair in the Crystal Palace Tickets available at TICKETS at Jo’s Clothes Bonfire Music in Code’s Mill Atrium 39 Foster St., Perth Fireworks Wine Tasting at the Stone Cellar 613-485-6434 PLEASE www.ticketsplease.ca Lighting of the Trees Demos, Discounts and Dining Sponsors: Lake 88.1 – Media Partner, CIBC Wood Gundy – Moe Johnson, Great Family Fun! at Local Shops and Restaurants Coutts & Company, The Factory Grind, Foodsmiths, North Lanark Veterinary Services, Maximilian Dining Lounge, Kelly’s Flowers and Fine Things, Call 613-267-1100 for details Dinner Theatre Packages Lionel Pauze Piano Tuning, Camp Otterdale, Jo’s Clothes, Heide Gibbs 18 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Artsy Reasons to Get Out and About

Crown and Christmas Art valued at over $100. For more informa- John has always shown a talent for and & Craft Sale tion, visit or interest in drawing and painting, which If you’re searching for an original, call 256–3647. “Like” Crown and Pump- he experimented with as a student in Eng- well-crafted gift for your child’s kin on Facebook to see more work by par- land. When he lived in Ottawa in 1981 he teacher, your boss, your spouse or ticipating artists and to get a glimpse of enrolled in an Algonquin College drawing yourself, you’re sure to fi nd some- their studios. class, through which he rediscovered his thing that suits your taste — and early artistic skills. John’s profession as a your budget — at the Crown and geologist refl ects his love of the outdoors, Christmas Sale of Art and Fine wildlife and nature. His hobbies involving

Hanging Around the Valley Crafts. Th e show takes place at the dogs and horses provided many subjects for Mississippi Valley Textile Muse- his photographic interests. However, it was um, and coincides with Almonte’s not until retirement off ered him the time to pursue diff erent media and more classes in watercolours that he settled on watercolour by Miss Cellaneous as his principal medium. John is an active member of the Almonte and Area Artists Light Up the Night festivities. Th ere will Association and has exhibited in group be an opening vernissage hosted by the shows, but this is his fi rst solo show. Friends of the Mississippi Valley Textile Museum on Friday evening, December 2, 260 Fingers Find works by Susie Osler and other from 6 to 9pm. Th e show continues on Chandler Swain, an award winning ce- Valley potters at 260 Fingers Saturday and Sunday (December 3 and 4) ramic artist living in Blakeney, initiated from 10am to 5pm each day. 260 Fingers seven years ago to give some Organized by the Crown and Pumpkin of the exceptional ceramic artists in the just off Bank Street) to host the 7th edition Studio Tour committee, the show features region an event at which to celebrate, of 260 Fingers. Free guided tours of the a number of well-known tour members as exhibit and sell their fi nest work. Th e ex- show (Saturday and Sunday at 1pm) will well as many guest artists. From gourmet hibition has since earned a reputation as present a great opportunity to learn more jams and jellies, goat milk soaps, greeting Woodturning by Art and Janet Horton the place to see, learn about and purchase about ceramic work in general, as well as cards and charming knitted babies’ hats to can be found at the Crown & Christmas high calibre, contemporary ceramic work, a chance to ask questions of the artists luxurious woven silk in rainbow colours, Art and Craft Sale in Almonte as well as off ering a great opportunity to about their specifi c practices. pottery for the table or décor, silver and meet and talk with the artists. Th e exhibition begins Friday, Novem- mixed media jewellery in all price ranges, On the Walls at Read’s Twenty-fi ve of the fi nest ceramic artists ber 11 at 6pm with a vernissage, and con- woodworking and painting, the show of- From October 30 to November 27, Read’s of eastern Ontario and western Quebec tinues Saturday and Sunday from 10am to fers a broad selection of juried, high-qual- Book Shop in Carleton Place will be ex- will gather together on November 11, 12 5pm. Admission is free. For more informa- ity, locally-made work. Visitors will have a hibiting drawings and watercolours by and 13 in the atrium of the Glebe Com- tion, please call Susie Osler at 268–2024 chance to win a gift basket of artists’ work, John Hodgkinson, a Beckwith resident. munity Center (175 3rd Avenue in Ottawa, or see <260fi ngers.ca>.

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November 2011 www.thehumm.com 19 Read This Book! I wouldn’t have chosen to read it! But Mary pro- dream lives on, the Shannen’s Dream Campaign posed it, and after listening to Gloria’s stories about was initiated. Th e hope that all children, including working as a nurse up in Sioux Lookout, the mem- Natives, get a good education in a safe and healthy bers of the “Wednesday with a Book” club agreed school, lives on and is being actively pursued. to tackle it. So As Long As Th e River Flows by James And hope is found in Bartleman himself. He has Bartleman was our fi rst book for discussion this acted to promote literacy, seeing this as the way for fall. And to top it off , the author, a man of Native First Nations children to get out of the quagmire. heritage and the former Lieutenant Governor of He set up four Aboriginal Youth Literacy initiatives Ontario, agreed to come and talk to us about it. to give Native youth access to reading materials. Th e novel is “a fi ctional description of actual And as a legacy to his eff orts and vision of hope, reality.” It is as close to a true account of the First Th e James Bartleman Aboriginal Youth Creative Nations situation as fi ctionally possible. I knew Writing Award was created. reading the book would be an emotionally diffi cult I read the book and was shocked; I heard the au- journey for Gloria. However, I wasn’t prepared for thor speak and was moved. My attitude changed the eff ect the book would have on me. It linked about the First Nations issues from indiff erence to the bits and pieces of Native news — news about anger, then to compassion and fi nally to commit- the physical and mental abuse in Canada’s native ment. I’m grateful to have gone down this road, a residential schools, the high suicide rate of native road I wouldn’t have chosen to travel. Th e book young people, drug and alcohol abuse by Aborigi- club was the catalyst. nal youth — into a coherent story of sadness and Th e “Wednesday with a Book” club meets every tragedy. After fi nishing the novel, I felt indignation third Wednesday, September to June, at McMartin about what I considered to be a hopeless situation. House in Perth. But the situation isn’t hopeless. Bartleman be- — Victoria Laube gan his presentation by talking about the late Jack the cove Layton and the active concern country inn the well-loved politician of the people had with regards to the four seasons resort & spa First Nations. Where there is one accommodations · dining · entertainment compassionate soul, undoubt- Westport-on-the-Rideau, Ontario edly there are more. He then www.coveinn.com 613-273-3636 touched on the reason for the

Sat. Nov. 5 & 12 Kevin Head 6–9PM historical mistreatment of Native Fri. Nov. 4 Prescott Trio (Folk Roots) 8–11PM peoples in Canada and through- Fri.Nov.11 Jazz Night with Spencer Evans Trio 9-11PM out the world. Th e actual means Fri. Nov. 18 and Sat. Nov. 19 Blues on the Rideau presents of treatment varied but the aim Donald Ray Johnson & Maurice John Vaughn Band (Calgary and Chicago) 7–11PM Tue. Nov. 22 Westport Christmas Fashion Show Food Bank Fundraiser 12-2PM was always the same — the crea- Sat. Nov. 26 Santa Claus Parade All Day Party tion of a perfect, homogeneous with Kevin Head 1–4PM and Angler Management 8–11PM society through the eradication of all things native. Th e author Pick up theHumm in Perth at lamented about the current worsening gang situation in the Sunflower Bakery North, but he also talked of the potential opportunities for First Nations people in cities — op- portunities to become more na- tive and more fulfi lled. Finally, Bartleman touched on Shannen’s Dream. Shannen Koostachin was a 15-year-old Native advocate working for a safe school environment in At- tawapiskat. She died tragically Gloria Opzoomer (left) and Mary Bowrin with James Bartleman, in May 2010. To ensure that her author of As Long As The River Flows

20 www.thehumm.com November 2011 The Prior Players present Norm Foster’s The Long Weekend on Nov. 11, 12, 18 and 19. Spend The Long Weekend in Arnprior Th is fall, the Prior Players in Arnprior On Friday, November 18, there will are presenting Norm Foster’s Th e Long be a regular theatre performance at 8pm. Weekend. Returning to the stage are vet- And after a positive response from the eran actors Dave Anthony, Colleen Lac- public and a successful past couple of asse, Kim Oliver and Grey Masson. Th is performances, the Prior Players are also hilarious comedy takes twists and turns off ering a matinée on Saturday, Novem- as the two couples try to enjoy a weekend ber 19, at 2pm. getaway. In true Foster style, the antics of Tickets can be purchased at Hair Zone the two couples will keep the audience in or at Arnprior Bulk Foods. All perfor- stitches. Th e men, who have only come mances take place at the Christian Edu- along to support their wives, tolerate each cation Centre at 257 John Street North. other while the women’s sassy remarks For more information, contact the Prior keep the pace of the play upbeat. Players at or Th e Prior Players are happy to off er 623–5585. theatre patrons the popular dinner thea- Th e Prior Players put on a really great This troupe is back by tre option. On Friday, November 11 and performance, and have been entertaining Dufflebag Theatre’s Saturday, November 12, patrons can at- audiences in Arnprior for over twenty popular demand with tend the play only for $12 (curtain time is years. Th ey are looking forward to wel- A this original story full of at 8pm), or enjoy a dinner/theatre combi- coming back their regular patrons, but wit and humour. A nation ticket for $25 (with dinner starting also invite all newcomers to come out Christmas hilarious experience for at 7pm). Dinner theatre is very popular and give them a try. You are sure to be all ages. and tickets go quickly, so don’t hesitate to entertained! Carol November 20, 2011 commit to this lovely evening out! Waterwood Theatre Projects’ 10 Reasons to Support Mousetales Puppetry,Puppetry music, music stories stories and andfun. funComic Comic scenarios scenarios delighting deligh Dignity House Hospice… young audiences. Engaging, meaningful and most importantly fun. January 29, 2012 … by attending the Hospice Hop Dinner- fort and care off ered by a residential Dance headlined by Eddy and the Sting- hospice program. Aboriginal rays on Saturday, November 12, at the 8. You can sleep better at night with the Experiences’ Storytelling theatre, features Perth Civitan Club on Highway 43: knowledge that when you and your mask and movement. 1. You get to dance the night away with loved ones need these specialized ser- The Traditional Algonquin legend fabulous music. vices they will be available in your own of how the eagle was given his 2. You can win prizes, participate in a community. white head. 50/50 draw, shop the silent auction and 9. You are giving a lasting gift to every February 26, 2012 try your luck at a surprise game. resident of Lanark County. 3. You get to eat a sumptuous dinner of 10. You can wear those retro clothes you Tim Holland’snd’sGift roast beef, cranberry chicken, or veg- have shoved at the back of your closet! TheTThe etarian pasta with a selection of sides And just what is Dignity House Hospice? and a dessert table. Th e hospice’s mission is to assist Lanark Puppet Tamer 4. You can enjoy your favourite drink in County residents who are diagnosed with between dancing (cash bar). life-limiting illnesses to live life as fully as Ventriloquism,Vl puppets = a hhlhighly entertaining show. h 5. You can learn more about the need for possible while maintaining their dignity March 25, 2012 hospice palliative care services in La- and comfort, as well as to provide support nark County. to their families and loved ones. All performancesSunday, 2PM at Naismith Memorial Public School, Almonte 6. 100% of the money you spend on this If you would like to purchase tick- Series Passes (Single Series $22/Family Pass $75) and tickets for evening will go towards a residential ets to the Hospice Hop Dinner- individual shows ($9) are available at the door or from: hospice for Lanark County. Dance, please go to Tickets Please in Kentfield Kids - 65 Mill Street, Almonte 256-5500 7. You can help ensure that residents of Jo’s Clothes on Foster Street in Perth, Read's Book Shop – 130 Landsdowne Ave, Carleton Place, 257-7323 Lanark County living with life-limit- . To learn more about Or by printing and completing the on-line form at ing illnesses, and as well as their loved Dignity House Hospice, please visit their ones, will receive the specialized com- website at . www.onstageforkids.com November 2011 www.thehumm.com 21 WHILE YOU’RE HERE, VISIT THESE DOWNTOWN MERCHANTS!

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Parking is free in downtown Carleton Place, where visitors and residents can shop and dine amongst the 150 stores, restaurants and services. Multiple plaques will be awarded to the most enthusiastic and decorative fl oat de- signs that are consistent with the theme. At the end of the parade, a group of judges will select 1st, 2nd and 3rd of the Best Walking fl oat, and the Best Use of Th eme fl oat. Th ere will be awards for the Best Commercial fl oat, Best Small Independent Busi- ness fl oat and the Best Overall fl oat. After the grand fi nale of the parade, when Santa’s sleigh makes his crowning pass down Bridge Street, spectators are invited to the Carleton Place and District Memo- rial Hospital for free hot chocolate, caroling and the annual Christmas Tree Lighting Join us in Carleton Place for a magical night at the ceremony. BIA Evening Santa Claus Parade, with this year’s HOW TO GET INVOLVED theme “A Christmas Gift”. Just before the parade, on November 26 from 2–4pm, children are invited to write letters to Santa at the Moore House, just across Bridge Street from the Town Hall. Th ousands of spectators, over one hundred fl oats, and one jolly St. Nick are congre- For more information, please contact Jessica Smith at 257–1690. Th is year the BIA gating in downtown Carleton Place this holiday season for the largest Santa Claus will also have people collecting children’s letters to Santa in the parade by Santa’s parade in the Ottawa Valley. Amid a sparkling cascade of Christmas lights and under fl oat. the dark winter sky, the BIA (Business Improvement Association) hosts the annual For more information or to register a fl oat, contact the BIA offi ce at 257–8049 or evening parade on Saturday, November 26. Th e train of spectacular fl oats will be- . Visit for more information about the event, to see pictures from Street. last year’s parade, or to download a registration form. For more upcoming events You will experience the Christmas spirit in Downtown Carleton Place when you this Christmas season be sure to check out the rest of the site. see businesses, community groups, residents and visitors joining together to share their best wishes for the holiday season with everyone. WANT TO HELP? Each year, the BIA takes on more growth and thus more responsibility for the pa- A SEASON FOR GIVING rade. Th e organizing committee estimates that at least ten volunteers are needed to ’Tis the season for giving, and the parade is an opportune time to get into the Christ- assist in the facilitation of the parade, at both the staging area and the receiving area. mas spirit. Th e Civitan Club will be collecting food for the Lanark County Food Bank Th e BIA appreciates any help that can be off ered. Please contact the BIA offi ce at and monetary donations for the Christmas Basket Fund. 257–8049 or .

After Th e Parade Mitten Art on Bridge Street!

Th e excitement will continue the following Saturday — December Th is winter season Bridge Street will have a little extra warmth, 3rd — when the kids can have breakfast with Mr. and Mrs. Claus thanks to the Mitten Art Project. Unique and originally painted and attend a gingerbread house workshop put on by the Chamber of wooden mittens will hang on the lampposts lining the historic Commerce. Th e Carleton Place and District Memorial Hospital will main street of our Town. be hosting a bake sale at the Moore House, and the Town of Carleton All mittens will be displayed on lampposts from November 1st Place is planning a special Christmas Tea on the same day. Th e BIA until March 1st. Artists of all ages and ability were invited to cre- is sponsoring downtown horse-drawn trolley rides, and the Farmers’ ate a mitten for winter display. For more information please con- Market is coming downtown for the day. Th e events of the day will tact Debby Lytle at 257–1014 or . continue into the evening with the Mississippi Mudds performance of Alice in Wonderland.

November 11 Remembrance Day, 11am at the Cenotaph in Carleton Place November 26 Write letters to Santa workshop, 1-4pm at the Moore House on Bridge Street (across from Town Hall) November 26 Annual BIA Santa Claus Parade “A Christmas Gift”, beginning at 5pm downtown Carleton Place November 26 Tree Lighting at the Carleton Place and District Memorial Hospital following the Santa Claus Parade

December 3 Breakfast and photos with Santa, 9am until noon Upstairs at Ernie’s December 3 Chamber of Commerce Gingerbread house workshop [www.cpchamber.com] for more information December 3 Horse-drawn trolley rides from 11–4pm in downtown Carleton Place December 3 Visit the local Farmers’ Market in Downtown Carleton Place December 3 Appearances by Frosty the Snowman and the Gingerbread Man in Downtown Carleton Place December 3 CPDMH bake sale in the morning at the Moore House across from the Town Hall in Carleton Place December 3 Town of Carleton Place Mad Hatter’s tea in support of the Mississippi Mudds’ performance Alice and Wonderland December 4 Christmas Shopping Open House at the Visitors Station,132 Coleman Street December 4 Carleton Place Art Tour

November 2011 www.thehumm.com 23 In the Nick of Time! A Juried Show of Original, Unique Work It’s that time of year again! On De- cember 3, McMartin House in Perth, one of Canada’s most elegant heritage homes, will open its doors to host Perth’s annual Nick of Time Artisan Show. Over twenty of the area’s most skilled artisans get to- gether every year to put on a high quality, juried art and craft show designed to make your holiday shopping a truly unique, pleasant and festive experience. When you Works by Randy Bolger (above), Mary Zintel arrive, you’ll be met by a greeter (left), and many others can be found at this in period costume with the strains year’s Nick of Time Artisan Show in Perth of a Bach fugue fi lling the cedar- bedecked rooms. Once inside, the aroma To keep the show fresh, organizers add a of fresh hot cider and Christmas greenery diverse selection of new artisans every year. will charm your senses. You’ll immedi- Th is year they have included a wood bowl Saturday & Sunday ately realize this is no ordinary craft show. turner who fashions one-of-a-kind func- In keeping with the spirit of the sea- tional and decorative bowls using material son and the heritage venue, the traditional from trees found in this area such as ma- crafts are always a main attraction. Partici- ple, walnut, birch, cherry and butternut. As November 5 & 6, 2011 pants take great pride in presenting a wide well, a potter who produces organic func- variety of the venerable old crafts, all under tional pottery that is silky and velvety to the one roof at one time. Look for everything touch will be showcasing her works. Also from delicately-scented handmade soaps new this year is an artist who creates mysti- to pewter ware, basketry, whimsical corn cal creatures, sculptures and faerie houses 10AM to 5PM brooms and much more. And of course, made from natural materials. what would the show be without the food So take a break from the commercial- artisans returning with their gourmet of- ism of the season. See you on Saturday, ferings of Italian panettone cakes, exotic December 3, at McMartin House, 125 chocolate and fi ne local maple products? Gore Street East in Perth, from 10am to 4pm, for the 18th annual Nick of www.stittsvillestudiotour.com Time show where there is sure to be a beautiful and lasting gift for everyone on your list. Support a local crafts- person and spare the environment by shopping locally. And be sure to en- ter the free draw for a basket of fi ne gift items donated by participating artisans. Admission is free. For more information, please contact Bonnie Jehu at 278–2712. Arts & Culture Council Recruitment Drive Barely out of the maternity ward yet with to bring their energy and perspective to a full Culture Days weekend event under monthly meetings and make light work of its belt, the new Smiths Falls and District resulting plans. Arts and Culture Council has set its sights A portal website is being constructed on organizing and recruitment. and will go online this month. Th ere, Th e Council’s all-volunteer board is members with a stake in the arts can fanning out into the community to fi nd be listed and linked. An annual general artists, musicians, historians, patrons and meeting will be held in 2012. In the mean- audiences who will join them as members time, anyone interested in volunteering of what is the fi rst Smiths Falls arts organi- or receiving more information can email zation in thirty years. . Th rough any medium, art and culture Smiths Falls had an arts club that formed extends in every direction and elevation. in the 1950s and survived until being killed It frames all sound, sight and memory de- by television. Previously the town had tected by the human mind, whether em- earned the nickname “Little Chicago,” not braced or repelled. Th e purpose of having a by the hail of gangland bullets, but by the local arts and culture council is to establish breadth and scope of its simmering night- and provide a point of connection for all life. Another arts club operated in the 1970s participants, so they can work together to but also faded away. Today, as the town and shine a light on what is around us and to surrounding rural and urban communities shelter memory from oblivion. weather the crests and troughs of mod- Members will be able to stay informed, ern life, they now have another channel of participate and add their own perspective ready access to what people have always to the mix. Communications, events and appreciated the most; everything the im- membership committees have already agination never conceived of before. been established. Members will be sought — David Hoff man 24 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Practicing How to Practice I should start off by saying that I and plenty of frustration. In our age of and join us on band tours and other telling them applies to me as well. Some- detest the expression “practice instant gratifi cation, qualities like perse- great experiences, they are expected to times I’ll show them what I’m practicing, makes perfect”. Practice doesn’t verance and attention to detail are being work. I’m constantly reminding kids in and explain how I’m about to tackle a re- Music Matters make perfect, but it certainly sorely tested. I was explaining something the hallway about practices and rehears- ally diffi cult section of music. If they can makes you better! November is to the clarinets in my Grade 9 Music class als. As parents or caregivers, there are a see why it is being done, that really helps. typically the time of year when the other day. On the clarinet, learning few things you can do as well. First and When parents put some of these sug- parents start noticing that their how to play in the upper register is quite foremost is to help your child set up a gestions into place, it is amazing how children aren’t practicing music challenging. I told them, and the class, practice routine. We are all creatures of quickly they notice the turnaround in their with the same frequency that they that it might sound for a while like they habit. Schedule in that twenty minutes or child’s performance. Th ere is an immense used to, or that the instrument have been strangling the neighbour’s cat, half hour a day where it is practice time, feeling of satisfaction that comes with they brought home from school is but they need to keep with it. Humour and keep that time free, always. I know having spent time learning something dif- collecting dust up in their room. does help in those instances! If those stu- parents who schedule this time in before fi cult, and fi nally being able to perform it. dents were to give up simply because this their child’s favourite television show, so Th e skills that students develop by prac- by Tony Stuart aspect of playing their instrument is dif- that there is a bit of a reward at the end of ticing, such as learning attention to de- fi cult, they would be missing out on being the practice session. Great idea! Th e im- tail and self-discipline, are transferable to Band directors and private music teachers able to play a lot of great music. portant thing is that we get involved, be other areas of life. It is no coincidence that receive frantic calls from parents wonder- Let’s take a second to be honest… most a pain in the backside when required, and many strong athletes are also good musi- ing why their child suddenly doesn’t want teenagers would rather be on Facebook make practicing become a habit. cians. Th ey know how to persevere, keep- to practice as much anymore. than sitting there repeating a diffi cult pas- One trend I fi nd a little bit worrisome ing an end goal in mind. It is not normal for teenagers to want sage of music over and over until they get in our schools and communities is the We live in a society that is constantly to practice on a regular basis. I love the it just right. Teenaged brains are hard- whole “buff et” style approach to gaining telling us that there is an easy way out, reaction I get when I utter this state- wired that way, but that doesn’t mean they experiences. Th is is where kids dabble whether it be in the form of a magic pill or ment. It sounds crazy upon hearing, but can’t be taught to practice. Perhaps the in a hundred diff erent things, but don’t the newest shiny gadget. However, I think if you stop and think about it, it makes most important thing is that they need to get the chance to be good at any of them there will always be a place for hard work, perfect sense. Learning an instrument is perform, so that they can see where all of because they are constantly running in perseverance, and dedication. Sometimes hard work. Th ere is the immediate “hon- that practice leads to. Th at is why we have a hundred diff erent directions. It just we just need to give our students a gentle eymoon period”, where students are ex- concerts several times a year at school. doesn’t allow for targeted practicing of nudge in the right direction. cited to have that shiny new instrument Th ere needs to be a reward for the many skills, whether they be musical, athletic, If you have ideas for this column, or in their hands, and that moment of grati- hours spent in both rehearsals and indi- or something else. exciting musical news to pass along, fi cation when they can play their fi rst vidual practice sessions. Although teen- If you are a musician yourself, let your please don’t hesitate to email me at simple song. I remember those moments agers love Facebook, they also love being son or daughter see you practicing. Th is . New very clearly, and I love seeing that enthu- able to perform and achieve at a high level makes a huge diff erence. When I give ideas are always welcome! siasm in students. (although they won’t always admit this). practice time during my music classes, I — Tony Stuart is the Music Director at However, learning to play an instru- I run my band program like a benevo- always pull out my instrument and prac- Notre Dame Catholic High School in ment well is hard work that requires con- lent dictator. I’m not ashamed to admit it. tice along with them. I think it is impor- Carleton Place, and a freelance profes- stant repetition, correction of mistakes, If students want to participate in bands tant that students see that everything I’m sional musician.

Almonte presentsin Concert Marie–Josée Lord

Do not miss the opportunity to hear this rapidly rising star on the international vocal scene in a mesmerizing recital of songs by Spanish composers Granados, Rodrigo and Falla, Americans Bernstein, Porter and Gershwin, and a selection of moving and powerful African-American spirituals. Photo: Jocelyn Michel Jocelyn Photo: Saturday, November 19, 2011 8PM Almonte Old Town Hall, 14 Bridge Street, Almonte Tickets Adult $30 Student $15 Available by phone at 613 256 8192, online at www.almonteinconcert.com or at Mill Street Books, 52 Mill Street, Almonte 613 256 9090

The Ontario Arts Council is an agency of the Government of Ontario. November 2011 www.thehumm.com 25 Claiming Column WHAT’S ON IN Light Up Th e Night, Almonte, Dec 2 Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Carp Christmas Market, Carp, Dec 2–3 Crown & Christmas, Almonte, Dec 2–4 Alice in Wonderland, CP, Dec 2–4, 9–10 Sarah Slean, Burnstown, Dec 2 Santa Claus Parade, Pakenham, Dec 3 Auditions, Per th Anything Goes, Per th Fall Fashion Show, Carp Westport X-mas Farmers’ Mkt, Dec 3 Auditions, Per th Jazz at Bally’s, Ballygiblin’s Open Mic, The Barley Mow Foodsmiths’ Anniversary Event, Per th Paul Reddick, Burnstown, Dec 3 Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Karaoke, The Downstairs Pub Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow Jon Brooks, McDonalds Corners, Dec 3 Toastmasters Club, Smiths Falls Perth House Tour, Dec 3–4 31 123 Santa Claus Parade, Almonte, Dec 4 Visual Arts Handmade Harvest, Nov 4 (4-9pm), Nov 5 (10am-4pm). Craft & food sale. Almonte Old Town Hall, handmadeharvest.com. $2 Open Mic, The Barley Mow Christmas in the Valley Artisan Show, West Carleton Garden Club Anything Goes, Per th Nov 4 (2-9pm), 5 (9am-4pm). Almonte Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Meeting, Carp Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub The Tree, Smiths Falls Community Centre. 256-4207 Tay Valley Cross Country Ski Club Women’s Business Group Mtg, Pints ‘n Purls, Ashton Karaoke, The Downstairs Pub Free Art Class/Demo, Nov. 5. Compositions AGM, Per th Carleton Place Toastmasters Club, Smiths Falls Art Gallery presents info on colour mixing, Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow free samples, etc. Modern Thymes Natural 7 8910 Foods, Smiths Falls. 205-1258. Stittsville Artists StudioTour, Nov. 5 & 6, 10AM-5PM. stittsvillestudiotour.com. Pints ‘n Purls, Nov. 9, 6-9PM. Knitting group. Old Mill Pub, Ashton. Info: 492-5648. Vernissage, Nov. 11, 7-9PM. Batik art of Jennifer Raby. Brush Strokes, 129 Bridge St. Carleton Flippin’ Art Night, Carleton Place Place. 253-8088 Arts Carleton Place AGM, CP AAAA Mtg, Almonte Gluten-free Cooking Demo, Almonte Vernissage, Nov. 12, 1-5PM. Amazing works of Open Mic, The Barley Mow Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Almonte Coin Club, Almonte Karaoke, The Downstairs Pub Sue Foley & Peter Karp, Neat Coffee Toastmasters Club, Smiths Falls art by local fi bre artists. Artemisia, 7 Spring Carp Celtic Jam, Carp MVFN Lecture, Almonte Shop St. Westport. 273-8775. Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow AAAA Mtg, Nov. 14, 7:30PM. Almonte Library. 4a-artists.ca. Free 14 15 16 17 Arts Carleton Place AGM, Nov. 15, 7PM. The Thirsty Moose (upstairs), 20 Bridge Street, Carleton Place. Flippin’ Art Night, Nov. 17, 5-7PM. Donna Naprstek & Ilona Monahan. Ballygiblin’s, Carleton Place. artscarletonplace.com. Free A Month of Sundays, Per th Oranges & Sunshine, Smiths Falls Gift of Art Show & Sale, Nov. 19 & 20, Knitting & Crocheting Guild, Karaoke, The Downstairs Pub 10AM-5PM. Kanata Civic Art Gallery. 580- Almonte Quilters’ Guild, Almonte Almonte Arnprior Quilters’ Guild, Arnprior Pavlo, Neat Coffee Shop Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Open Mic, The Barley Mow Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub 2424x33341, kanatagallery.ca. Getting Your Book Published, Green Liquid Refreshments, Smiths Falls Westport Christmas Fashion Show, Toastmasters Club, Smiths Falls Almonte Quilters’ Guild, Nov. 21, 7PM. Almonte Westport Almonte Civitan Hall, 256-5858. Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow Knitting & Crocheting Guild, Nov. 22, 21 22 23 The Abrams 24 Brothers, Per th 7PM. St. Paul’s Anglican, Almonte. Guests $5. Arnprior Quilters’ Guild, Nov. 23, 7PM. Christian Education Centre, Arnprior. Red Trillium Studio Tour, Nov. 26 & 27, 10AM-5PM. Brochures at www.redtrilliumst. com or 839-2793. West Carleton.

Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Czech Boys Choir, Per th Theatre Almonte Horticultural Mtg, Almonte Toastmasters Club, Smiths Falls Open Mic, The Barley Mow Guys and Dolls, Per th Auditions, Nov 2 for An Inspector Calls. Studio Carp Celtic Jam, Carp St Andrew’s Day Celebrations, Smiths Terry Tufts, The Barley Mow Theatre, 63 Gore St. E. Perth. 326-0426, Falls [email protected]. Anything Goes, Nov 3-5, 10-12, 8PM. Nov 6 2PM. 28 29 30 1 Perth Community Choir. PDCI, 13 Victoria St. 485-6434, ticketsplease.ca. $22 Film Night International: The Tree, Nov. 10, 7PM; Oranges & Sunshine, Nov. 24, 7PM. Flying In The Dark: A Blind Woman’s Story, Photos with Santa, Nov. 26, Noon-4PM. Pro- Vaughn Band, Nov. 18 & 19, 7PM. The Premier Cinemas, Smiths Falls. 267-1224, Nov. 26, 7:30PM. Storyteller Kim Kilpatrick. ceeds to Young Awards. BH Photography, Cove, Westport. www.choosetheblues.ca. Full Circle Theatre, 26 Craig St. Perth. 15 Bridge St. Almonte. bhphotography.ca. Music $60+tx dinner & show. Reservations req’d. fi [email protected], $10 Guatemala Stove Project Benefit 2wp.ca. $20; $18 in adv. at ticketsplease.ca. Workshop: Write Letters to Santa, The Rakish Angles, Nov. 18, 8PM. House Memoirs of a Genderless Warrior, Nov. 11 & Dance, Nov. 4, 7PM. Mumbo Jumbo Spiritual Cinema Circle, Nov. 27, 2PM. Nov. 26, 1PM-4PM. Moore House, Bridge concert. Findlay House, Carleton Place. 12 (7PM). Nov. 13 (2PM). Neat Coffee Shop, Voodoo Combo, auctions, licensed. Perth Myriad Centre, 2 Sherbrooke St. Perth. St. Carleton Place. 257-1690. fi [email protected]. $20 Burnstown. $10 from 433-3205. Civitan Hall. 267-5202. $22; $20 adv. 267-4819, [email protected]. $2 donation PAMT’s Guys and Dolls, Dec. 1–3, 7:30PM. Almonte in Concert, Nov. 19, 8PM. Al- Naismith is Colourblind (And He Can’t An Evening of Country & Gospel, Nov. 6, Myriad Centre, Perth. 267-9610 . monte Old Town Hall, 253-3353. $30 Drive), Nov 11-12, 7:30PM. Nov 13, 2PM. 7PM. St. James Anglican Church, Franktown. adults, $15 students Almonte Old Town Hall, 256-1077. Tickets 283-4617. $10 at Pakenham Gnl Store, Mill Street Books Youth Ottawa Cape Breton Session, Nov. 19, MacBeth, Nov 5, 2PM & 8PM. Mudds Youth Literature Celtfest 2012 Fundraiser, Nov. 6, 2PM. , Nov 11, 7PM. Nov 7:30PM. For Hug the Children of Haiti. One-Act Play Festival Troupe. Not small children. Full Circle 1st Edition Reading Series, Nov. 4 & Nov. Prof. David Wilson & The McGee Band. 12, 2&7PM. Studio Theatre, Perth. $15 from Tickets at Church or Blossom Shop. St. Theatre, 26 Craig St. Perth. 267-1884 18. 7PM at Backbeat, 6 Wilson St. W. Perth. Almonte Old Town Hall. $22; $20 adv. 267-7469, studiotheatreperth.com. James Anglican, C.P. 257-7143. $10 Beckwith Youth Dance, Nov. 18, 6PM-9PM. 466-0663, $10 Jazz Vespers, Nov. 6, 4:30PM-5:30PM. The Tay The Long Weekend, Nov 11-12, 8PM play ($12) Capital City Chorus Concert, Nov. 20, Glow in the dark - come in neon. Brunton Vine Rhymes, Nov. 19, 7-9PM. Smiths Falls & Valley Winds. St. James Anglican Church, or 7PM dinner+play ($25). Nov 18 8PM, Nov 2PM. $10; $20 family from Heritage House Community Hall, Beckwith. 257-1539, $3 area songwriters & poets. Coffee Culture Carleton Place. 257-3178. 19 2PM play ($12). Christian Education Museum. SFDCI, Smiths Falls, 283-6311. On Stage For Kids, Nov. 20, 2PM. A Christ- Cafe & Eatery, 2 Russell St. E. Smiths Falls. Dignity House Hospice Fundraiser Centre, Arnprior. 623-5585. Music Jam & Potluck, Nov. 20, 1PM. Music & mas Carol by Duffl ebag Theatre. $9 at Getting Your Book Published, Nov. 24, 7PM. Dinner/Dance, Nov. 12, 7 PM. $50 at 485- , Nov 24-26, Dec 2-3, 8PM. dancing (1-5pm), potluck at 5:30. Althorpe A Month of Sundays Kentfi eld Kids, Read’s Book Shop. Nai- Talk by author Nerys Parry. Palms Coffee 6434, ticketsplease.ca. Perth Civitan Hall Nov 27 & Dec 4, 2PM. Tickets Please (485- Bolingbroke Community Hall, 273-2571. smith Public School, Almonte. 451-0323 Shop, 78 Mill St. Almonte. 256-9090. White Lake Acoustic Jam, Nov. 12, The Abrams Brothers, Nov. 24, 7:30PM. 6434). Studio Theatre, Perth. 485-6434. $22; 7PM-10:30PM. White Lake Fire Hall, 142 Family Movie Night, Nov. 25, 7PM. Despi- $25 / $12.50 at Shadowfax, Wordsmith, $20 in adv. Students $10. Burnstown Rd. 256-8675. $5 cable Me. Brunton Community Hall, Free 273-7505. St Paul’s United Church, Perth. Donald Ray Johnson & Maurice John 26 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Meet Matt Carkner (Senators), Nov. 6, 1-2PM. For Big Brothers/Big Sisters. Willow, NOVEMBER 2011 Heritage Court, Almonte. 223-0415. Women in the Military, Nov. 6, 2PM. N. Lanark Regional Museum, Appleton. 256-4221, Friday Saturday Sunday [email protected]. Valley Singles Lunch, Nov. 6, 12:30-2:30PM. Anything Goes, Per th To register, call 256-8117 or 432-7622. Jim’s Candy Cane Bazaar, Carleton Place An Evening of Country & Gospel, Franktown Restaurant, 54 Elgin St. W. Arnprior. 1st Edition Reading Series, Per th Christmas in the Valley Artisan Show, Almonte Anything Goes, Per th Anything Goes, Per th Forty Creek, The Downstairs Pub Celtfest 2012 Fundraiser, Almonte Young Awards Volunteer Info Night, Christmas in the Valley Artisan Show, Almonte Free Art Class/Demo, Smiths Falls Jazz Vespers, Carleton Place Nov. 6, 7PM. Foodies, 34 Mill St. Almonte. Guatemala Stove Project Benefi t Dance, Per th Handmade Harvest, Almonte Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak 256-6500, foodiesfi [email protected]. Handmade Harvest, Almonte Kevin Head, The Cove Meet Matt Carkner (Senators), Almonte Tay Valley Cross Country Ski Club AGM, Kelly Prescott, Anders Drerup, Adam Puddington, Lanark County Genealogical Society Mtg, Per th Stittsville Artists StudioTour Nov. 7, 7PM. Dufferin Square Board Room, The Cove 4 MacBeth, Full Circle Theatre,56 Perth Talk: Women in the Military, Appleton 105 Dufferin St. Perth. Steve Barrette Trio, The Swan at Carp Stittsville Artists StudioTour Valley Singles Lunch, Arnprior West Carleton Garden Club Meeting, Sweet N Low, St. James Gate Young Awards Volunteer Info Night, Almonte Nov. 8, 7:30-9PM. Creating Holiday Decor. Women’s Fair, Carleton Place Carp Hall, 782-1212, $5 for non-members Women’s Business Group Mtg, Nov. 8, Anything Goes, Perth Vernissage, Westport 7:30AM. Buster’s Bar and Grill, 515 McNeely Brea Lawrenson, St. James Gate Christmas Bazaar, North Crosby Dr. Carleton Place. wbgroup.ca. Anything Goes , Per th Dignity House Hospice Dinner/Dance, Per th Christmas Bazaar, Nov. 12, 10AM-2PM. Lunch Jazz Night, The Cove Hoot For Hospice, Renfrew Armouries, Renfrew $8.White elephant table, silent auction. Naismith is Colourblind (And He Can’t Drive), Almonte Kevin Head, The Cove Country Inn, Westport APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak North Crosby Community Centre One-Act Play Festival, Per th Naismith is Colourblind (And He Can’t Drive), Almonte Naismith is Colourblind (And He Can’t Drive), Almonte Hoot For Hospice, Nov. 12, 5PM. Ladies’ Open Stage, The Downstairs Pub Natural Strategies to Manage Stress, Carp Vernissage, Westport night, music & food. Renfrew Armouries. The Long Weekend, Arnprior One-Act Play Festival, Per th Vernissage, Brush Strokes, Carleton Place 432-8080, hootforhospice.ca. $40 11 Posse, The Downstairs12 Pub 13 Natural Strategies to Manage Stress, Memoirs of a Genderless Warrior, Burnstown The Long Weekend, Arnprior Nov. 12, 1-3PM. Open house/free talk. Carp White Lake Acoustic Jam, White Lake Ridge EcoWellness, Carp. 839-1198. Memoirs of a Genderless Warrior, Burnstown Almonte Coin Club, Nov. 14, 7PM. All Almonte in Concert, Almonte welcome. Show and tell. Alliance Coin & Christmas Bazaar, Almonte Banknote, 88 Mill St. Almonte. 1st Edition Reading Series, Per th Dale Wright Band, The Downstairs Pub Almonte Traditional Sing, Almonte Gluten-free Cooking Demo/Book Sign- Beckwith Youth Dance, Beckwith Derek Favreau, St. James Gate Capital City Chorus, Smiths Falls ing, Nov. 17, 7PM. Kathy Smart, author of Donald Ray Johnson & Maurice John Vaughn Band, Donald Ray Johnson & Maurice John Vaughn Band, Castlegarth Food Tasting, White Lake Live The Smart Way. Equator, 451 Ottawa The Cove The Cove Gift of Art Show & Sale, Kanata St. Almonte. 256-9090. Steve Barrette Trio, The Swan at Carp Gift of Art Show & Sale, Kanata Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak MVFN Lecture , Nov. 17, 7:30PM. “Flying The Long Weekend, Arnprior Ottawa Cape Breton Session, CP Music Jam & Potluck, Bolingbroke Squirrels Respond to Climate Change”. The Rakish Angles, Carleton Place Ric Denis & 3, Foodies Fine Foods On Stage For Kids, Almonte Almonte United Church, 257-3089. $5 for Violet Femmes18 Gala, Almonte The Long Weekend19, Arnprior Waldorf Christmas 20 Fair, Stittsville non MVFN members The Unsettlers, Neat Coffee Shop Vine Rhymes, Smiths Falls Christmas Bazaar, Nov. 19, 10AM-2PM. Lunch, baking, crafts, attic treasures. Almonte All-Day Christmas Party, The Cove United Church. Christmas Craft Show, Carleton Place Castlegarth Food Tasting, Nov. 20, 1-4PM. Festival of Good Cheer, Per th Featuring the best of their shop & ideas A Month of Sundays, Per th Flying In The Dark: A Blind Woman’s Story, Per th Almonte Lecture Series, Almonte for Xmas. Castlegarth Restaurant, 90 Burn- Folkus: Royal Wood, Almonte A Month of Sundays, Per th Breakfast with Soul, Almonte stown Rd. White Lake. 623-3472. Goulbourn Jubilee Singers, Stittsville SRO Big Band Tea Dance, Almonte Family Movie Night, Beckwith Waldorf Christmas Fair, Nov. 20, 10AM-3PM. MERA Christmas Fair, McDonalds Corners APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak Festival of Lights, Per th Music, vendors, puppet play, cafe. Ottawa Mr. Fezziwig’s Victorian Xmas Party, Almonte Red Trillium Studio Tour, West Carleton Open Stage, The Downstairs Pub Waldorf School, 1 Goulborn St. Stittsville. Photos with Santa, Almonte Spiritual Cinema Circle, Per th The John Prine Experience, Foodies Fine Foods 836-1547, Free Red Trillium Studio Tour, West Carleton Try it, Buy it Fashion Show, Almonte 25 Santa Claus Parade26, Westport, Carleton Place 27 Green Liquid Refreshments, Nov. 21, 7PM. Johnny Spinks & Kool Water, The Downstairs Pub Green conversation sponsored by REAL. A Month of Sundays, Perth Joe Chalmers, CP Coffee Culture, 2 Russell St. E. Smiths Falls. Westport Christmas Fashion Show, Nov. Artemisia Gallery presents local fi bre artists (Nov 5–27) 22, Noon-2PM. The Cove 2 Bedford St. Brush Strokes presents the batik art of Jennifer Raby & Friends Westport. 1-888-COVEINN, $25 Baker Bob’s Gallery presents Dennis Morrow’s nature photography, giclee & paper prints Almonte Lecture Series, Nov. 25, 7:30PM. fi eldwork presents land art – OOH, AH, WOW by Karina Bergmans Ottawa - a city grows up. Almonte United Heritage House Museum presents Annual Art Show & Sale from Nov 5 Church, almontelectures.ncf.ca. Free MVTM presents “Naturessence” – nature-inspired art quilts by Elaine Quehl & Catharina Breedyk Law Breakfast with Soul, Nov. 25, 8-10AM. The Palms Coffee Shop presents paintings by Pierre Langevin & pottery by Richard Skrobecki’s White Lilly, Heritage Court, Almonte. www. Read’s Book Shop presents drawings & watercolours by John Hodgkinson lillywhite.ca. Free Village Idiot Gallery/Philip K. WoodAll Framing present Through theMonth Lens of Rod McIvor, from Nov. 12, 292–4406 Festival of Lights, Nov. 25, 6PM. Bonfi re, Perth The Almonte Library Corridor Gallery presents Studio 7 Painters, mixed media Citizens’ Band, fi reworks. Crystal Palace, 63 The Mississippi Mills Chamber Gallery presents Stephanie Ford Forrester Gore St. E. Perth. 267-1100. Try it, Buy it Fashion Show, Nov. 25, 7PM. Folkus: Royal Wood, Nov. 26, 8PM. $27 / $12 St. James Gate (111 Bridge St. Carleton The Barley Mow (79 Little Bridge St. Al- Nov 26 Santa Claus Parade Party w/Kevin Judy Joannou Designs. Almonte Community from folkusalmonte.ca, Mill St. Books, or Place, 257-7530): Live at the Gate 8:30- monte, 256-5669): Open Mike w/Jumpin’ Head, Angler Management, free Centre. 256-6479. $20 at door. Almonte Old Town Hall 11PM. no cover Jimmy Leroux Tues (7pm); Terry Tufts Christmas Craft Show, Nov. 26, 10AM-3PM. Goulbourn Jubilee Singers, Nov 26, 1:30 Nov 5 Sweet N Low Thurs (8-11pm). Beckwith Public School, C.P. 435-8929. & 7:30pm. Christmas concert. Stittsville Nov 12 Brea Lawrenson Ballygiblin’s (151 Bridge Street, Carleton Community Festival of Good Cheer, Nov. 26, 10AM, United Church, 825-3357, gjsingers.com. Nov 19 Derek Favreau Place, 253-7400): Jazz at Bally’s w/pianist Fall Fashion Show, Nov. 2, 7:30PM. Anglican Old-fashioned Xmas shopping with free Parish of Huntley hosts. Carp Agricultural Standing Room Only Tea Dance, Nov. 27, Nov 26 Joe Chalmers Peter Brown, Don Paterson. No cover. entertainment. Perth. 267-1100. Hall, 839-3195. $12 1-4PM. Almonte Old Town Hall, 692-5380, The Downstairs Pub (385 Ottawa St. The Naismith Pub (411 Ottawa St. Al- MERA Christmas Fair, Nov. 26, 10AM-5PM. Foodsmiths’ Anniversary Event, Nov. sroteadances.org. $12 at door (cash only) Almonte, 256-2031) Live music Sat, 9PM. monte, 256-6336): Open Celtic Jam Wed, Fine crafts, baking, cafe. MERA Schoolhouse, 2, 8AM-8PM. Samples, basket draws, cake. St Andrew’s Day Celebrations, Nov. 30, Nov 5 Forty Creek, $5 no charge (7:30-10pm). McDonalds Corners. 278-0388 Foodsmiths, 106 Wilson St. W. Perth. 6-10PM. Music by The Skirmish. Kilt & Nov 11, 25 Billy Armstrong, 9PM. no cover Foodies Fine Foods (34 Mill St. Almonte, Westport Santa Claus Parade, Nov. 26, Castle Pub, 78 Brockville St. Smiths Falls. Nov 12 Posse, no cover 256-6500): Dinner & live music, $40, 6pm. Toastmasters Club, Wednesdays, 7PM. 2PM. Courtyard Cafe, Smiths Falls. Czech Boys Choir, Dec. 1, 8PM. PPAC. Nov 19 Dale Wright Band, $5 Nov 19 Ric Denis’ Van Morrison tribute Carleton Place Santa Claus Parade, Nov. Tickets Please, 485-6434. Perth & District Nov 26 Johnny Spinks & Kool Water, $5 Nov 25 The John Prine Experience Candy Cane Bazaar, Nov. 5, 9:30AM-1:30PM. 26, 5PM. For Lanark County Food Bank. Crafts, food, baking. St. Andrew’s Presbyte- Collegiate Institute, Perth. perthpac.org. Fiddleheads (Code’s Mill, Perth, 267-1304): Carp Masonic Lodge (3704 Carp Rd. downtowncarletonplace.ca. rian Church, 39 Bridge St. Carleton Place. The Swan at Carp (Falldown Lane Carp, Oct 2, 9, 23 Sunday jazz brunch with Clay Carp): Carp Celtic Jam, $3 or $25 for 3 Mr. Fezziwig’s Victorian Xmas Party, Lanark County Genealogical Society 839-7926) Nov 4 & 18 Steve Barrette Trio Young & guest, 12-3PM. mos, Mon, no charge (7-9pm). Nov. 26, 7PM. Music, fi ne art auction. Textile Mtg, Nov. 5, 1:30PM. Archives Lanark, play jazz 7-10PM. Neat Coffee Shop (1715 Calabogie Rd. The Cove (2 Bedford St. Westport): Museum, Almonte. 256-3754. $20; $15 in 1920 Concession 7, Perth. The Royal Oak (329 March Rd. Kanata, Burnstown, 433–3205): 8pm Nov 4 Kelly Prescott, Anders Drerup, adv at at Baker Bob’s & MVTM. Women’s Fair, Nov. 5, 10AM-4PM. Business 591-3895): jazz on Sun, no cover. Nov 15 Sue Foley & Peter Karp, $25 Adam Puddington, $10, 8-11PM. $10 Almonte Horticultural Soc. Mtg, Nov. showcase for Interval House. Carleton Nov 6, 20 Magnolia Rhythm Kings, 3-6PM Nov 19 The Unsettlers, $16 Nov 5, 12 Kevin Head Sat 6-9PM 28, 6:30PM. Potluck supper. Cornerstone Place Arena, 75 Neelin St. Carleton Place. Nov 13, 27 APEX Jazz Band, 2-5PM Nov 24 Pavlo – Greek God of guitar $65 Nov 11 Spencer Evans Trio 9-11PM. free Community Church, Almonte. 256-5155 November 2011 www.thehumm.com 27 Hey, Wait For Me! Humm Bits In August, our old computer collapsed in a ing the same thing, but should everyone and his dishevelled heap. Talk about tech trauma! auntie have to know? I’m not ever going to “blog” Musicians Wanted! We were forced into Windows 7 with new what I thought about the book. Some poor author A new monthly acoustic jam in White Lake is looking for musi- toolbars and programmes, and it’s a con- could have hurt feelings, or some irate reader could cians — old time, bluegrass, blues, country, fi ddle, folk, gospel and stant challenge. Alan couldn’t get it to print come after me with all his verbal guns a blazing. more. Th ey meet on the second Saturday of the month (Novem- ber 12 and December 10 in 2011), from 7 to 10:30pm, at the White

The Reever Report The Reever envelopes for about two weeks, it wouldn’t Th e Kindle is a cute bit of electronic madness to fi le my pictures the way I wanted, our ad- carry around, and I’m sure it’s adding to my image Lake Fire Hall, 142 Burnstown Road. Admission is $5 at the door. dress book was a mess — the whole thing as a with-it woman. Singers, pickers and players of all ages are encouraged to come has been a trial and a nuisance. Besides, the Now, if that doesn’t convince you that I am a 21st out, and listeners are welcome too, although seating is somewhat Help button is just a trick to make me crazy. century girl, get this one: I am learning how to main- limited. For more information, please call Wayne at 256–8675 or I’m persevering, but it’s not easy. Will I ask tain a website! You can check out to David at 623–0567. for a tutorial? Maybe, if I can fi nd a fi fteen- see my endeavour in its simplest form. I’m not tak- year-old who wants about two hundred vol- ing all the credit, as a very professional friend got Getting the Word Out me started, but now I can go into the site, add news, Have you ever dreamed of publishing a book, but thought it was by Glenda Jones put in some “pics” as we call them, and adjust things impossible? Th e odds are not good — over 99% of manuscripts from time to time. I’m waiting for some comments are rejected by editors and publishers every year. Unless you’re a unteer hours! I feel like this machine is laughing at to pour in so I can respond. It’s so much fun doing celebrity or a politician, that dream of seeing your words in print my senior ineptitude, and I’ll never catch on to all this, until I hit a snag and can’t fi gure out how to can seem impossible, but as protagonist Simon Peters says in Nerys this new jargon. correct it without the urgent phone call to Mr. Techy Parry’s début novel, “sometimes… the unimaginable does happen.” A trip to the library is enough to put me into to help me. It always turns out to be something very Meet Ottawa author Nerys Parry at Mill Street Books in Al- old lady syndrome. Since they got rid of the wood- simple. He’s a patient man, let me assure you. monte on November 24 at 7pm, when she will talk about the pleas- en drawers full of little fi le cards, I have the dis- I was beginning to think maybe I’m not such a ures and pitfalls she experienced during her eleven-year journey tinct impression that the librarians are holding the ditz when along comes that new camera/phone to bring her novel, Man and Other Natural Disasters, to print, books captive because they know how the com- thing with about a thousand “apps”. I watched a lit- and the surprising lessons she learned along the way. Attendees puter works and I don’t. I can’t fi nd a thing on that tle girl knee high to a grasshopper use it to “scram- will walk away with tips on how to get their books or stories pub- system. First off , I need a user name and it might as ble her playlist and share on Facebook.” I have no lished, and inspiration to keep their literary dreams alive. well be Mrs. Stupid. I feel totally antiquated! If you idea what an “app” is, but it will get you everything don’t use the very wording their system demands, Google stores, plus modern music or your friends’ Book Lovers Wanted you are NOT getting your book. You can’t just go fi ne prose — “Wassup?”… “LOL”. “OMG”, that isn’t in there with a vague notion that the book is about even English! Do you love books? When you’ve read a great book, have you ever — well, you know, some old guy who crossed the So what have I mastered in this new era of tech- wanted to meet the author who wrote it? Ever wanted to hear desert in a dune buggy — and expect to fi nd it. In nology? One new computer that is conspiring to them read from that book, or maybe ask them if they write in my day, you could look up “dune buggy”, “desert”, drive me crazy, two digital cameras that should their pajamas? or even “old guy”, and likely fi nd the book inside a have made me Mrs. Karsh they are so loaded with If you answered “yes” to any two of those questions, you might couple of minutes. A lot of time could slip by as you gear, three TV remotes, my new Kindle, and my wish to help out with the First Edition Reading Series in Perth. perused the cards in the little fi le, fi nding all sorts websites to manage. However, I don’t know a thing Th e series began last January and has fl ourished, bringing in of side trips to explore. Not now though. Further, if about Facebook, thankfully — social networking is Governor General award winning authors, Giller nominees, and you’ve forgotten your Dewey Decimal system, you leaving me in the dust. I have no need for “apps” some of the best and brightest novelists and poets in the coun- are one step closer to dinosaurism in the library, — I don’t have a clue about an iPhone, an iPad or try. Participants have included Terry Fallis, Steven Heighton, since you can’t just go to a particular section, and an MP3 player. I can’t download music nor work Zoe Whittall, Tish Cohen, Phil Hall, Rebecca Rosenblum, and scoot along the shelves until you fi nd your chosen a video camera. I love my phone with the cord at- Diane Schoemperlen, to name only a few. Coming in Novem- book. One day, I’ll put my pride in my pocket and tached, I light candles when the lights go out, a real ber are Metcalf-Rooke award-winner Claire Tacon (In Th e Field) ask for help from the aforementioned fi fteen-year- conversation beats email any day. I use a pencil, and mystery-thriller writer Andrew Pyper, who has written fi ve old, and hope he doesn’t treat me like an alien. real paper and an envelope for a letter. I fi nd my international bestselling novels, including his latest, Th e Guard- Here I am, trying to be Mrs. Cool Queen in this way with a map. I watch my TV programmes when ians. (Please see theHumm calendar for more details about tech-savvy world. I have a Kindle! What can I say: they are on or not at all. I love a live concert, a trip those readings.) it was a gift. It’s fun to sit in my jammies and slip- to the theatre. I can’t see my cute little Kindle re- In the new year, the series will be expanding — more readings, pers and “shop in the Kindle store” before I “down- placing the personal contact I get in the bookstore, more authors — and with all of these fantastic writers wanting to load” (that’s tech-talk for get it from my computer) the come-hither scent of new books unread, or the come to Perth to read, First Edition organizers could use some as- a book. However, that can be expensive too as it lure of a colourful cover. sistance. If you are interested in helping out on reading nights or “uploads” to my good old Visa. Besides, I just don’t Th e tech stuff is fun, but when the Blackberries volunteering to do some administrative work (no, no… the excit- feel comfortable having Amazon hanging over went sour a few weeks back, I had a private chuck- ing kind!), please contact John Pigeau at Backbeat Books, Music & my shoulder and recommending other books to le. “Put 'em on the shelf, and get out there and live, Gifts at 466–0663, or by emailing . me. It’s all right for Mary at Mill Street Books to for heaven’s sake!” Many thanks, and happy reading! know what I’m reading, since it’s likely we’re read- 2nd Annual Hoot For Hospice On Saturday, November 12, women from across the Ottawa Val- ley will be dining and dancing in Renfrew at the 2nd annual Hoot for Hospice, presented by Mulvihill Drug Mart. Th e event begins at 5pm with decorating your table at the Renfrew Armouries, and will include dinner, live entertainment, dancing, door prizes and both a live and silent auction. Th e evening will once again be a ladies-only event to share good food, music, friendship, laughter and fun. Due to popular demand from last year’s Hoot, entertainment will be provided by Yellow Brick Road and dinner by Margi’s Catering. Teams are asked to come with a team theme, and prizes will be awarded to the best-decorated table at the party. Proceeds go to Hospice Renfrew — a small, comfortable, home-like palliative care residence that provides end-of-life care to people throughout Renfrew County and the surrounding area who are experiencing life-threatening or terminal illness. Tickets to this event are $40 — $240 for a table of 6 and $320 for a table of 8 — and are available at Stone Meadows in Ren- frew and Mulvihill Drug Mart in Pembroke. Come join in, and let’s make Hoot for Hospice 2011 the talk of the town! For more information, visit or call Jo-Anne Dowdall- Brown at 432–8080.

28 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Designs For a Busier Town Disclaimer: Please con- cious artwork?” When hanging Dear PD, sult your family physi- yours, stand directly in front of As a former shop owner and do their holiday shopping within A self-described expert in cian, therapist, barista where you think you want it. Th e small-town resident myself, I a 5km radius of their homes. home décor (among many, and mom before heed- middle of the frame should meet have a pretty well-rounded per- Whatever it is, decide and many other things), Miss Write ing any of the following the middle of your eye. But only spective on this matter. Unfor- own it. Th en do it. does not advise hanging your advice. Got a question? if you want your guests to think tunately, if I had the answer, I And if not everyone wants to paintings and photographs Send Miss Write an you don’t hate them. most certainly would have done participate, get together with the so high that you give your email at . miscellaneous curios. Th at knit owned my business… but that Sincerely, Miss Write they’re just not good enough cat you brought home from your doesn’t mean I don’t have some — Emily Arbour is a freelance (or tall enough) to appreciate Funny You Should Write… Funny You Dear Miss Write, Mexican honeymoon. Th ere is ideas. We need to fi gure out writer (among other things) your good taste (see above, I’m writing for design one golden rule as to how you fi l- where these locals are shopping who lives and works in Almonte, but do not emulate). She does advice. I live in a mod- ter the items that go on display in if not at home. Is it the big box Ontario. By no means is she an recommend making vignettes est, character-fi lled old your house. You have to love it. stores? Th e malls? Other small expert in anything but having an from your bric-a-brac If your mother gave you a hand- towns? Wherever it is, what do opinion and making things up. (especially if you are choc-a- carved mahogany elephant for they off er that you don’t? When You can go ahead and take her bloc with bric-a-brac… see by Emily Arbour Christmas and elephants aren’t you take away the historic scen- advice, but you’d probably do below left) your thing, please don’t put it on ery and fi rst class ticket to heaven just as well asking your mail- home. I love home décor, but your mantle. Put it in a shoebox everyone who contributes to a man why your modem kicks out regardless of how many design under the guest bed and allow small town’s economy is prom- every time you try to mail in magazines I read, I can’t seem to it to make an appearance on the ised, what else are consumers your column. Only diff erence is get it right. I visit friends’ houses bedside table when she comes to looking for? he doesn’t have a column in this and envy the way they are able visit. Without having done any fi ne publication. to pull together a room and re- With the items you do love, real research (it’s hardly neces- fl ect their own style in the way create vignettes. Display them sary when you know everything), they decorate. When I try to funk together in clusters and consider I think it’s safe to say that it is things up, it ends up looking con- things like lighting and height to convenience, cost, and vari- trived. What am I doing wrong? create dimension and interest. ety of products and services (or Yours truly, Put a lamp on a table alongside a CCVPS) that matter most. I don’t Design-Challenged small standing frame, a vase and care how passionate anyone is that so-ugly-it’s-cute cat on an about the “shop local” move- Dear DC, overturned old crate. ment. If the stores are closed at Decorating a home is harder than And just like that you’ve mas- four o’clock on a Friday, you can’t it looks. However, I do have a few tered the art of home décor. fi nd what you’re looking for, and universal tips I’m happy to share. Meow, Miss Write if the same item costs signifi cant- If we can learn anything from ly less at Bayshore, it’s not likely decorating shows (even the terri- Dear Miss Write, business will repeat. But, if the ble ones), it’s that a little paint can I volunteer with a group that pro- shops are consistently open and go a long way. Th e trick is select- motes our local downtown. Th is carry interesting products at rea- ing the right colour. Most people year, more than ever, we have sonable prices? (Note: they don’t want their homes to feel warm been attracting a great number of even have to be reasonable if the and welcoming, so it’s important visitors from all over. Everywhere stuff is cool enough.) Now you’ve that you choose a warm palette. that is, except our own back- got something. It sounds like you want to be able yard. Sure, there are the regular So talk about it. Remind locals to accessorize, so I would recom- local shoppers, but there are so that one of the best things about mend going neutral. I made the many more who only make a trip being local is having a downtown mistake of painting my living downtown when they are enter- they can be proud of. Get togeth- room turquoise and, as much as taining tourists, if ever. er and start dreaming up creative I love how it sends a “well some- How do we small-town down- ways to get the good word out. body’s not afraid of colour” mes- towns get more locals to shop Maybe it’s a mailer that goes out sage to visitors, it really limits the and eat locally, year-round so to every home with a directory of colours I can bring in the room. that these businesses can stay all the shops and services. An in- Secondly, don’t hang your pic- alive? vitation to a restaurant crawl. A tures too high. I’m no statistician, I have long been contemplat- challenge encouraging locals to but I’d say about 68.35% of all ing a plan that would see me go- people can’t hang pictures to save ing door-to-door, but I haven’t their lives. When I enter a room had that kind of time since… and the pictures are too high, I well, since never. feel inferior. Like, “Oh. What. I’m Advice? not good enough to see your pre- A Puzzled Downtowner

November 2011 www.thehumm.com 29 Those Who Can, Write Plays Marianne Mullan Directs Own Play at EODL

Over the past few explore your characters in a more Kate McDonough, Carolyn Law- theHumm Interview months, amateur theatre meaningful way. rence, and producer Tove Hun- troupes have been gear- Why did you choose to ex- ding (and my son Glen as my ing up for the annual plore the theme of bullying? sound and light guy during the Eastern Ontario Drama Were you drawing on any per- performances). Th ey are all so League (EODL) One-Act sonal experience? hard-working and immensely Play Festival. Th is year’s Th is is a very personal play. I talented. Kate and Carolyn have festival is being held at have written it using either my discovered qualities in their Perth’s Studio Th eatre own experiences or ones that I characters that I hadn’t recog- Heidi Stepanek as Reno Sweeney belts out a tune in rehearsal for from November 11 to 13, have witnessed in my job as a sup- nized until they began this jour- PCC’s 30th anniversary production of Cole Porter’s Anything Goes. and features several en- ply teacher in local schools. Un- ney with me. I am very proud of It will be performed at the Mason Theatre in PDCI fortunately, many of us have been them and look forward to work- on November 3–6 and 10–12 bullied in school. High school, ing with them all again. by Kris Riendeau especially, is a horrible time that Why have you chosen to you somehow must live through. premier the play as part of the tries by troupes from the Valley, Your only hope is to fi nd your EODL festival rather than on Anything Goes Ottawa, and as far away as Pe- group (for me, it was the drama its own in a non-competitive terborough and Haliburton. And nerds) because there is safety environment? while most directors have chosen in numbers. I am very fond of I really don’t worry that this is in Perth! to produce plays written by es- “Th e Ugly Duckling” story. Many a competitive event, but I do like tablished playwrights, Marianne of us aren’t ducks. We’re swans. that my play will be seen by a large 2011 marks the thirtieth anniversary of the Perth Community Mullan from the Valley Play- It often takes time to realize that. and knowledgeable audience. Choir producing exciting big-cast musical theatre featuring local ers of Almonte has both written However, for all too many teens, Th is is very rewarding. Frankly, if artists. Cole Porter’s classic Anything Goes will be brought to life and directed her play, entitled it’s hard to accept that things will we don’t win anything during the by the singing, dancing and acting of the talented and energetic Th ose Who Can, Do. Th e princi- get better one day. event, I’ll still be extremely proud cast directed by David Bird, accompanied by an outstanding group pal character is a supply teacher What kind of impact do you of our team. When you are adju- of musicians led by Peter Woodwark. As the S.S. American heads who is still haunted by having hope the play has on those who dicated (this is our third year in out to sea, two unlikely pairs set off on the course to true love… been the victim of bullies as a see it? Would you like to see it the competition), you are told proving that sometimes destiny needs a little help from a crew of child. Marianne, herself a sup- produced by others in the fu- what you did right and what you singing sailors, an exotic disguise, and some good old-fashioned ply teacher, spoke to theHumm ture? could improve upon. However, blackmail. Peppering this hilariously bumpy ride are some of mu- about undertaking this very per- I hope that people will under- sometimes I look at what they sical theatre’s most memorable standards including I Get a Kick sonal project. stand that bullying aff ects you for say as just their opinion and I am out of You, It’s De-Lovely, and of course, Anything Goes. Th eHumm: As I understand life. Many people I know can’t content with my choices. I am of Anything Goes on stage at the Mason Th eatre at PDCI on No- it, most directors in the EODL remember any science or math the opinion that you have to take vember 3, 4, 5 and 10, 11, 12 at 8pm, with a matinée on Sunday, one-act competition are work- equations from high school, but a stand based on the availability November 6, at 2pm. Tickets are $22 and available at Tickets ing with plays written by other they can still tell you the name of your resources and what your Please! by calling 485–6434, visiting , or stop- people. What motivated you to of their bully and what was done cast and crew are comfortable ping by Jo’s Clothes on Foster Street in Perth. Th ere is special pric- write and direct your own show? to them over the years. Not sur- doing. Th is is, after all, a commu- ing for the Th ursday evening performances of $12 for children un- Marianne Mullan: I fi nd that prisingly, the bully often forgets nity production, and the input I der 14 accompanied by an adult, or anyone with a valid student ID. there are very few plays written about his or her behaviour, but receive from Kate, Carolyn and in which middle-aged women are the victim carries it with them Tove is equally valuable. Having the sole characters, and because for life. Yes, I would like the play said all this, depending on what this demographic is the usual to be produced by others in order is said after our performance, I one to come out to our audi- to spread the word that the edu- might alter some of the play in tions, I decided to write my own cation system needs to recognize order to make it more agreeable play. Furthermore, I have been all forms of bullying and to en- to a wider audience. We’ll see. meaning to write my own play sure that they are not tolerated. For tickets or more informa- for years now and the time was You are working with two tion about this year’s Eastern right. As for directing it, this is seasoned amateur actresses Ontario Drama League One- the third one I’ve directed for the — what has their involvement Act Play Festival, please visit EODL. I love working on a one- brought to the process? or act play with a limited number of I am so blessed to be able to call 326–0437. actors. Th is way, you can really work with my outstanding team:

30 www.thehumm.com November 2011 Classic British Comedy Never Grows Old... CHRISTMAS … especially when it’s A Month of Sundays, about Director Norma Cummings says the show is for two British gentlemen who are, well, growing old. everyone who loves live theatre with heart. “It’s ART & FINE CRAFT SALE Th is award winning comedy by renowned play- about relationships we can all relate to. It’s funny, wright Bob Larbey has been performed around the poignant and honest.” world since it was written in 1985. And the latest The play’s author, Bob Larbey, is one of Brit- The artists of the Crown & production opens at the Studio Th eatre in Perth on ain’s foremost comedy scriptwriters. He is per- Pumpkin Studio Tour and November 24. haps best known for the acclaimed TV series A Norma Cummings, a veteran actor who has lately Fine Romance, starring Dame Judi Dench and guests invite you to a turned her hand to directing, says her actors have Michael Williams, which won both the Broad- Christmas Art and Fine Craft truly captured the essence of Bob Larbey’s comedy. casting Press Guild Award and the Pye Award for Sale featuring fibre arts, A Month of Sundays is a bittersweet emotional Best Comedy of 1982. A Month of Sundays won rollercoaster ride — plenty of laughs, but some the London Evening Standard Award for Best pottery, jewellery, paintings, tears, too — as it looks into a future we may not Comedy of 1986. mosaics, woodworking, all want to acknowledge: the realities of aging. And A Month of Sundays is on stage at the Studio glass work, gourmet jams, most of the actors don’t need to put on British ac- Th eatre in Perth November 24 to 26, and Decem- cents — the two leads are Brits themselves. ber 2 and 3, at 8pm. Th ere are Sunday matinées on goat’s milk soaps and more. Well-known local actor David Parry and Ka- November 27 and December 4 at 2pm. nata’s Barry Caiger play Cooper and Aylott, two Tickets are available in Perth at the Book Nook retirement home residents facing the challenges (cash only) and at Tickets Please (485–6434), which Mississippi Valley of the aging process. Cooper is frail but with a accepts credit cards and phone orders. A conveni- sound mind, while Aylott is fi t as a fi ddle, but ac- ence fee applies. For students with ID, tickets (at Textile Museum quiring a few “cobwebs in the attic”. Th e story re- the door only) are just $10. For more details, please 3 Rosamond St. E., volves around the monthly visits from Cooper’s visit . daughter and son-in-law, who would Almonte frankly prefer not to make the trip. But Cooper and his family endure the Opening/Vernissage: obligatory visits — on the fi rst Sunday Friday, December 2, 6–9PM of each month — and eventually there is a satisfying meeting of the family’s Sat., Dec. 3 & Sun., Dec. 4, 10AM–5PM hearts and minds. Like us on Th roughout, there are touch- Facebook FREE ADMISSION ing moments as Cooper’s protective shield of acid wit is lowered in scenes www.crownandpumpkin.com with young Nurse Wilson (played 613 256 3647 by Perth newcomer Sidney Wilson), who is closer to Cooper than his own daughter, and Mrs. Baker, the stay up-to-date home’s cleaning lady (stage veteran and fellow Brit, Janet Rice of Carle- with regular reminders from theHumm ton Place). A Month of Sundays also Like us on Facebook or follow us on stars Lombardy’s Brenda Reinkeluers as Cooper’s daughter Julia, and Perth Barry Caiger and David Parry must feel like they’ve been in Twitter at actor Alfred Von Mirbach as the son- rehearsal for A Month of Sundays… Fortunately, the show @InfoHumm in-law, Peter. opens in Perth on November 24!

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November 2011 www.thehumm.com 31 Turn On, Tune in, Burn Out Ok… seriously people. People… more peace, but I like to make up for that seriously. We cannot keep going by constantly arguing with myself (there’s like this. And by “we” I mean me, that Crazy Line again). So I decided to but I mean you too. Well, some of stop beating myself up. Th ere would be you. no plans to renovate the entire house, I have written about dealing doomed to fail before they begin. No com-

Stop & Smell the Chocolate with stress, savouring the joys in mitments, even to myself, to stress over. life and seeing the cup half full (or Step 3: Calm Home, Calm Mind? car half paid). But do I listen to my Worth a shot. Your home should wel- own advice? No I do not. come you with open arms, and those I am writing this column at the arms should not be full of To Do lists last minute because, to be honest, and remonstrations. In other words, the fi rst thing you see upon entering should not be dirty dishes and laundry and pa- by Rona Fraser pers to fi le… nor should it be the obvious yard work you’ve been avoiding (such as I wasn’t sure how my month would turn downed trees and partly dug garden edg- out. Would I be happily skipping down ing). You get the picture. the road, smiling at squirrels and waving Step 4: Get Some Help. I was too at children? Or would I be rocking in the cheap for a therapist, but bought Deepak corner of a rubber room, talking to an im- Chopra’s Stress Free app for my iPhone aginary squirrel about the children who and Th e Relaxation & Stress Reduction were coming to eat my brains? Workbook, and listened a CD of Ekhart You see, by the end of September, I was Tolle’s A New Earth that a friend had given feeling completely overwhelmed. It was me. Having these resources made me feel not the fault of any one job or volunteer like I had an arsenal at my disposal with commitment or person — wait, yes it was which to fi ght stress — ahem — I mean, — it was MY fault. But hey, let’s not play to embrace relaxation. And to be honest, the blame game. I think that bombarding my mind with all So, there I was, going from one com- of these ideas was the biggest help (aside mitment to another, taking no time to my- from the actual time off ), as it allowed me self to simply relax. I even lost the ability to feel like I was actually doing something to relax. What the?! How does that hap- (instead of waiting to feel better) and re- pen?! Well it did. On the rare day that I minded me that how I feel is completely had completely free (about once a month), reliant on me. I felt completely lost and tense. How did I Step 4b: A Little Help from Your deal with this inability to mentally handle Friends. Th e ever-helpful internet was days off ? I stopped taking them! Problem pretty fi rm in its belief that you should solved. not isolate yourself in these situations, so I made sure to keep in touch with friends. Wake up!! Step 5: Have Some Fun! I gave some Th en I had a bit of a wake-up call. No, thought to what I enjoyed doing, and did it wasn’t when I could no longer digest a little bit of everything: took a road trip, wheat. Nor when I realized I was always went on a nature walk, read a novel, dined exhausted. It was when I was volunteer- with friends, sang in the car, watched ing at a local event in September, buzzing movies, ate good food, attended a concert, around, taking care of last minute details, redecorated, played Dance Dance Revo- and a friend stopped me and said “Smile…” lution and Rock Band, and just generally I tried… but I couldn’t. Well, I could, had a good time. When I caught myself but it was kind of a sickly will-you-leave- breaking into song in the shower, I knew me-alone-now smile, which felt a little too my plan was working. close to crazy and lasted only a second. Step 6: Be Patient. By day 3, I was I knew something was very wrong — I’d thinking “Am I relaxed yet?… How about long prided myself as someone who could now?!” I do not think this helped. But on keep their cool in high-pressure situa- day 6, I felt my shoulders begin to relax, tions, with a friendly smile for everyone. and day 7 was sublime. So there I was, seeing the Crazy Line And now, after a full week back to regu- approach, and wondering if I would step lar life? I’m good. My shoulders still relax over it. What to do… Google it, of course!! on command and I take time for self-care, Or see a therapist, but the internet is like getting to bed in good time and play- cheaper. So the world wide web diagnosed ing badminton. My only medication: one me with burnout (and a bunch of other chocolate truffl e per day. So far, so good. things — do not self-diagnose with the I share all of this with you because internet, boys and girls.) and I devised a I know there are some who are going cunning plan. A plan so crazy, it just might through similar stressful times. We are so work… damned busy these days — e-calendars al- Step 1: Take a Week Off ! Well, the in- low us to schedule every minute. It’s easy ternet recommends more than one week, to get wrapped up in the day-to-day and but maybe the internet should take a real- forget the big picture. If my article has ity check! With several jobs and volunteer made one of you smile or take time for commitments, arranging seven days off in yourself, I am a happy camper. And hey, a row is an achievement. I smiled several times in writing this, so… Step 2: Cut Yourself Some Slack. success!! Some may think that living alone means 32 www.thehumm.com November 2011 On Stage For Kids On Stage For Kids is proud to once again present hand puppets, mouth puppets and a variety of sets a fun-fi lled season of entertainment to the families and props, fun characters relate stories on tradi- of Almonte and surrounding areas. Th ey are a non- tional cat and mouse themes. Children and adults profi t organization whose goal is to provide quality alike are sure to be entertained, and the show’s use entertainment for children and their families. Run of both verbal and non-verbal presentation makes by a committee of volunteers, On Stage For Kids it accessible to all. has been off ering family-friendly entertainment February 26 is sure to be a thrilling show as since 1987. Th e series is comprised of four engag- On Stage For Kids welcomes Aboriginal Expe- ing shows for children aged two to ten. riences and their presentation, The Gift. Using First up, on November 20, is the nearly world- mask and movement, the performers share with famous Duffl ebag Th eatre, presenting their ver- the audience the traditional Algonquin legend of sion of the Christmas classic, A Christmas Carol. how the eagle was given his white head. Follow- Audience members are asked to come up on stage ing this, the audience will be treated to a Spirit and join in the action as Duffl ebag Th eatre takes of Dance, featuring contemporary movement, the story through some unexpected twists and scripted narration, and performances of Pow turns. Th e show promises to be a fun and humor- Wow dance. ous way to start the holiday season. Th e season wraps up on March 25 with ventril- Th e series continues into the new year with Wa- oquist Tim Holland’s show, Th e Puppet Tamer. terwood Th eatre Projects and their January 29 Th rough magic, juggling, clowning and audience Open House & Free Talk presentation of Mouse Tales. Using traditional participation, the dangers of taming ferocious and uncooperative puppets will become Sat. Nov.12, 1–3PM evident to the audience. Natural strategies to manage stress, with Katherine Willow, ND. All shows take place at 2pm at Naismith Memorial Public School, Sat. Dec. 3, 1–3PM 260 King Street, Almonte. Tick- Healthy Holidays! ets are available at Kentfi eld Kids (open house only, all welcome) in Almonte, Read’s Book Shop in 2386 Thomas Dolan Pkwy Carleton Place, and at the door on 613–839–1198 show days. A series pass is $22 for a www.ecowellness.com single pass or $75 for a family pass; individual tickets are $9. Further in- formation about On Stage For Kids can be found at . If you’re interested in being part of the backstage action and ex- PERTHPERTH citement, the committee would love Tim Holland brings The Puppet Tamer to Almonte as part of this to welcome you as a new member. MOTORSMOTORS year’s On Stage For Kids season Please contact Karen at 451–0323. BOOK NOW FOR SNOW TIRES >ÃÃÊ
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November 2011 www.thehumm.com 33 EODL One-Act Festival TRANSITIONS A Weekend of Quality Entertainment works on paper Th e Eastern Ontario Drama League One-Act Play Studio Th eatre in Perth has taken the oppor- Festival is shaping up as an outstanding event with a tunity to present two plays for this festival. A rela- Nov 1 - 26, 2011 number of award winning community theatre com- tive newcomer to EODL, they have come on the panies from all over Eastern Ontario taking part. scene with a bang, winning awards in each of the Some are longtime participants, some are recent, two festivals they have entered. Th is year they pre- Sharon Fox Cranston, Guy Cranston, and one is a new entrant. Plays range from comedies, sent Norm Foster’s A Christmas Tree, a lightheart- Cheryl Chartier, L.A. Sandeman both light and dark, to dramas, to a murder mystery ed comedy in which two strangers arrive at a tree — a great weekend of quality entertainment. lot on Christmas Eve and fi nd only one tree left for 471 Hazeldean Rd., Kanata Ottawa Little Th eatre has been presenting its sale. And because the festival was one entry short, 613.836.4169 | www.taygallerykanata.com high quality entries since 2002, and last year swept Studio Th eatre took the opportunity to reprise the the awards in fi ve major categories including Best fi rst act of their popular summer production: Mail- Production and Best Director. Th is year they will pre- Order Annie by Carl Cashin. Th is act had originally sent Th e Th ird Life of Eddie Mann, an award winning been a one-act play. play by New Brunswick author John Spurway, about a Th e Valley Players of Almonte are also relative former school teacher who is about to kill himself by newcomers to the festival, but have distinguished jumping from the 6th fl oor of a hospital. themselves well. Th ey will present Th ose Who Can, Tara Players is a long-time participant in the Do, an original play by Marianne Mullan. one-act festival and also the recipient of numerous Highlands Little Th eatre from Haliburton is awards. Th eir entry, Bedtime Story by Sean O’Casey, making its début in this festival with a challenging concerns a respectable young man, John Jo, who drama-turned-farce: Gosforth’s Fete by Alan Ayck- wakens to fi nd himself beside Angela, a fl irtatious bourn. woman who is not at all cooperative about leaving Plays are presented on November 11 and 12, before she is discovered. with an awards brunch on Sunday, November 13. Th eatre Night in Merrickville returns to the Tickets for this exciting event are $15 per session festival after a hiatus of three years. Th is small or $45 for all three sessions. Th ere are also tickets company has won numerous awards including available for the awards brunch at $30 and for the Best Production. Th is year, they present Daniel hospitality suites following the performances at $5 MacIvor’s Th is is a Play, a tongue-in-cheek look at each. Th ere is an $80 package deal that includes a theatrical production. all sessions, the brunch and two hospitality suites. Th e Peterborough Th eatre Guild is also a Tickets must be purchased by cash or cheque (no regular participant and, along with winning many credit or debit payments please) from the Studio You know all those people in your life awards themselves, they have donated an adjudica- Th eatre. Cheques should be made payable to Stu- who you’ve given gifts to so many times that tor’s award to the festival. Th ey will present House, dio Th eatre and sent to PO Box 611, Perth, ON you’ve completely run out of ideas and, besides a thought provoking one-man play, also by Daniel K7H 3K4. Tickets may be picked up at the box offi ce they really don’t need anything? MacIvor. on Friday afternoon on November 11 and Saturday, What about giving them a great photo? Kemptville Players are another regular in the November 12, between 9am and 7pm. Th ese will festival, and this year present the classic Trifl es, a not be mailed out. For further information see the What about framing it? murder drama that proves the old adage that little Studio Th eatre website They’d probably love that. things mean a lot. or call 326–0437. In honour of you, and your impossible-to- 20% off buy-for loved ones, we’re extending our framing Standing Room Only! framing sale. Bring us your memories until Nov 30 and we’ll frame them for 20% off. On Sunday, November 27, you can combine a Faux. Th e doors open at 12:30pm and admission scenic late fall afternoon drive to Almonte with is $10 at the door (cash only) plus a $2 building almonte dancing to one of the area’s best big bands, in an improvement surcharge. Reservations are not re- authentic period setting. Th e second tea dance of quired. Light refreshments will be available at very the season will be held from 1 to 4pm in the Old reasonable prices. 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34 www.thehumm.com November 2011 More Theatre News! Well things start off with celled, and instead another full And fi nally, BarnDoor Pro- a rush this month, on No- performance has been added ductions is preparing its Christ- vember 5 at 2pm and 8pm, at the Almonte Old Town Hall. mas show and it’s not too late to in Perth’s newest venue, Th ere will still be 7:30pm shows get involved! It’s David Jacklin’s Th e Full Circle Th eatre. on Friday, November 11 and Sat- original adaptation of Charles Th ey bring to their stage urday the 12th, and now there will Dickens’s “other” Christmas sto- the fi rst of what we hope also be a 2pm matinée on Sunday, ry, Th e Chimes. Th is will be an will be an ongoing series November 13. Tickets are $15 exciting, musical, multi-media of cooperative ventures for adults, $7 for children and production that is bursting with with other companies in youth, and $35 for families, and energy, and will be mounted in Theatre News in our Area our area. Th e Mississippi are available at Mill Street Books, the Full Circle Th eatre, BDP’s Mudds Youth Troupe the Pakenham General Store, new home. For more info please and the Information Centre at contact . New Performance Dates! Seeing we’re in the swing of Editor’s note: for full articles After a hugely successful but short run in Carleton Place, the Mudds is bringing their production of things now, here are a few items about other productions taking Youth Troupe (above) will be taking their production of MacBeth to William Shakespeare’s MacBeth coming up at the beginning of place in November, please see Perth for two shows on November 5. The Valley Players of Almonte to the Full Circle for two per- December. At 7:30pm on Decem- pages 6, 10, 12, 21, 30, 31 and 34. have also added a date to the run of Naismith Is Colourblind and He formances on one day only. Call ber 1, 2 and 3, the young per- Th ere really is a lot going on! Can’t Drive — there will now be a matinée on Sunday, November 13. 267–1884 or visit for more infor- of Musical Th eatre are present- mation. Based on feedback from ing their take on that old favour- Military Talk and Display people who saw this production ite, Guys and Dolls, on their stage Th e North Lanark Regional Museum will be hosting a talk entitled “Proudly She Served: Women in Carleton Place, this is a truly at the Myriad Centre, followed a in the Military 1885–1945” on Sunday, November 6, at 2pm. Th e talk will be given by Ottawa histo- spectacular performance, and week later by GLEE. Tickets are rian Glenn Wright, author of Canadians at War, 1914–1919: A Research Guide to World War One a wonderful way to introduce $10, and please call 267–9610 for Service Records, and numerous other family history and genealogy articles. He is currently preparing young people (although not small more details. research guides to Canadian involvement in the South African War (1899–1902), and to the Nursing children, due to the nature of the On the audition front, Stu- Sisters and other Canadian women who served in the First World War. play) to Shakespeare. dio Th eatre Productions is an- In addition, the museum will be opening its annual military display. Th is year’s focus is on the ser- Over in Almonte, the Valley nouncing new audition dates vice men and women from the local area who participated in World War II. Included in the display Players are changing some of the for An Inspector Calls: October are the recently donated artifacts belonging to Dr. Fred Snedden, who served with the Army Medical performance dates for their pro- 31 and November 2. Th ey will Corps in India and Burma during the war and was decorated for his service. Dr. Snedden was born in duction of Naismith Is Colour- be held at the Studio Th eatre Pakenham and had a medical practice in Almonte from 1948 to 1954. blind and He Can’t Drive. Th e Perth at 7pm. For details con- Th e military exhibit will be open from 11am to 4pm on weekends during November or by appoint- dinner-theatre-with-vignettes tact David Parry at 326–0426 or ment. Th e North Lanark Regional Museum is at 647 River Road in Appleton. For more information performance at the Civitan Hall . on the talk and display, contact or 256–4221. on November 5 has been can-

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