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That Guy by Kirk Williamson Downtown’s grand open- this and do not donate, don’t ing this Friday night. Be bother reading ever again. I don’t there. want anyone that would not join the cause as a reader any longer. Berlin’s 27 anniversary weekend, Nov. 19-21. Do it. DONATE to The Trevor Project. We were all gay teens once. Help Patty Duke at The Music Box with them out. Thank you for being a (hilari- Hell In a Handbag for a very spe- cial showing of The Valley Of the DONATE to bar-lesque.org ... and ous) friend, Michael! Dolls on Sat., Nov. 20. See it. see some nudity, to boot.

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,3;8363'/ This past week, like most weeks before —and the hundreds of other weeks before that (maybe a thousand, but who’s counting?)—I attended a live music performance. I’ve been to hundreds of live shows ever since my rst one (John in 1978) and most of them have been pretty stellar. I can, without a doubt, say most have been memorable experiences. And the ones I don’t remember, not so memorable, obviously.

Tonight, I saw the incredibly talented (and gorgeous) Stephen Leonard at Rockit, and Monday it was Tony Award winner Levi Kreis with personal fave Eric Himan. Both shows were moving, fun, enlightening, and worth the tiny amount of money it took to go. But it sure seems that while all three artists were gay and gorgeous, my fellow audience members were decidedly hetero. Are the gays too Levi Kreis busy watching Modern Family or saving their pennies for the nal, nal Cher tour? Stephen Leonard

Well, you’re big fools if you don’t get out and see some prime gay Chicago talent perform live. The beer is cheap and the boys are HOT. Whether you like the Bucktown hipster otters or just dumb/ cute/straight, all is good. And if you need some help or advice, Mama Moose is here for you.

1) If you’re going to see an act, read some reviews rst. There’s tons of great Chicago talent out there, but some bad. Google them or even trust our old senile friend, Myspace. And if all else fails, are they cute?

2) Shut the fuck up. You came to see a band. We all did. So let the guy/girl on stage do the chatting. And if you’re bored, go to the other room in the bar or go home. No one is loving you for ruining their experience.

3) Finally, know your place. If you’re tall, stay to the back or sit down. I’m a tall boy. Have been since rst grade. I’ve never wormed up to the front “because I just love Robyn and I totally want her to see me.” No. Stick toward the back. The twinks and small bears will love you more for it and you’re closer to the bar.

So now you’ve got a start. If you’re not nding the right sensitive or scary boy at minibar this week, check out Schubas. He might be there rocking the annel... and waiting for you.

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Mondo Guerra was Nightspots Magazine: Hey, the whole season, especially the picked as the frontrunner Mondo. So this is a big day for last couple of weeks going into you! it. I was one of the favorites to to win season eight Mondo Guerra: It is a new day win the whole thing and it put a of Lifetime’s Project for sure. lot of pressure on me. Not only Runway. Nightspots that, but we taped a month and Magazine spoke with him NM: This season was such a a half ago so keeping the secret the day after the nale return to greatness for the and being under contract was to show him that even in show. so scary. second place he is still a MG: Yes, I think that this season winner in our book! has been very hard. It had NM: You were still very humble the most talent and most at the end when you said you diverse group of people for the were happy to make it past competition. the rst challenge. You were not catty on the show. NM: The episode where you MG: I didn’t go there to be a came out about being HIV- bitch [both laugh]! I went there positive was the only time to work and to grow. I did that. I have cried during all the seasons of . NM: I watched it happen every MG: I want to say that episode week. in particular was when I spoke MG: Even in my designs I grew. out about something I had been When you see them up to the hiding and scared to talk about end I think I really re ned what for years. Beyond that I don’t I want to show and present think it has to be an issue about myself as. It was an amazing HIV or AIDS. It can be about experience. I never thought I anything you are struggling with would be put through so much or afraid to talk about. I hope it crap, I guess you could say for will encourage people to open lack of a better word. It was the up communication and live their hardest thing I have ever done. lives to the fullest. NM: So what are you working NM: How was your family’s on now? reaction? Did you tell them MG: I have opportunities that ahead of time? are opening up for me and I MG: I told them a couple of days know I am going to continue before the show aired. They to be a creative person. handled it very well. They are Immediately I am going to super proud of me for sharing start talking on the subject of such a personal side of myself HIV/AIDS education and what and inspiring people on such a needs to be done. I want to give large scale. people hope and strength. I will encourage them to talk about it NM: The nale was a shocker. more so that we can tackle this What is your reaction to it? epidemic. MG: It has been crazy through

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nightspots 17 November 10, 2010 NIGHTSPOTSMAFIA WE’LL tell ya what ta think Special Guest: Writer/actor Misty Deberry

My girlfriend’s hand-sewn rendition Well they’re not jeans, Rede ne success. - of a wizard-witch. - Misty they’re not leggings, Misty Lady Gaga dress with real meat. they’re... . - Misty Get a restraining order. - Andrew Something I’ll never wear. - Andrew Jesus, but what made it even better - Andrew Seek more information was that he sang “The End of the No, and I refuse to Google and go at it with even World as We Know It.” - Creaoke it. - Creaoke more fervor. - Creaoke The “Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife” Sadly, yes. - Kirk Go directly to plan B.

Y O U SAW THI S YE A R guy (Antoine Dodson). The costume A fashion craze of 2010 - Mel was spot-on and he even sang! that will be seen as a You suck. - Moose - John fashion disaster in 2015. Lie, cheat, beg or steal! Ursula from Little Mermaid. - Pubert - Mel - Pubert Girl in a ‘20s gangster out t amongst I’m assuming leggings for Put on some rouge and a sea (and I mean deep blue) of pink your junk. - Moose try doing it like Dolly princesses. - Mel The lint one nds in his Parton. - John Anders da Silva as Annie Lennox from bellybutton? - John Vodka. - Kirk the “Why?” video. - Moose Just found out; do men “ IF A T F IR S Y O U DO N’T UCCEE D ...” TMZ’s Harvey Levin as Gloria Allred. D O Y U KN OW W H A T “JEGGING S ” RE? wear them? - Pubert - Kirk M OS T UN FO RGETT A BLE HA LL OW EEN C TU E

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WEDNESDAYS sandwich $5 chickenburger Charlie’s Line dance lessons at 7 p.m., country @mosphere Special priced drinks and free trivia Bobby Love’s $1 o domestic & draft, $1 Pucker with DJ Michael B ‘til 1:30 a.m., Afterhours with prizes at 8 p.m., $2.50 drink specials Bucks $3.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $3.50 dance with DJ LuLu Berlin Get, Get Down Disco Obsession, DJs well Circuit Flashback Fridays with inexpensive drink Zebo, Pervy and Poptastic, $1 select shots, The Call $4 Absolut cocktails, $8 Absolut specials and hits from the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s & $2 PBRs Martinis/Cosmos 2000s, Last week: Urbano hip hop party Big Chicks Euchre Club 7:30 p.m., $4 Stoli Mar- Charlie’s $3 top shelf drinks and beer, ‘80s Club Krave Male dancers w/ bartenders Eric and tini, $6 Leinie Pitchers, $5 Quesadilla night ashback night Romie, $5 32 oz. avored Long Islands, $10 (Chicken or Veggie) Circuit La Noche Loca w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ dom. buckets; $16 import buckets, VJ Touche Bobby Love’s $1 o domestic, $1 Pucker, $3 Rock-O-Mix, Miss Ketty’s show at 10 p.m. Cocktail Go-go boys, DJ Freddie Bain, $12 Long Jäger shots The Closet Karaoke with Creagh at 9:30 p.m. Island pitchers, $5 Jägerbombs Bucks $3.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $3.50 Club Krave iPhone Grindr party, GLEE with Crew P.B.R. Cans $2, Goose Island Honkers pints well bartender Jerry, $5 you-call-it top shelf $3.50, $5 Mega Mojitos, 1/2 price nachos, 4th The Call Curtains Up Wednesdays with show- Cocktail Go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ Michael Friday-Frat Boy Friday, w/ Hot Jock Contest tune videos at 9 p.m., $3 o call martinis, $5 Serani, hostess Lisa Lexus, $9 vodka cran/ at 11:30 p.m. Jameson shots vodka lemonade pitchers, $3 Miller Lite pints, Encompass Karaoke, $4 24 oz. Big Boy Lites Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, All import $4 Wild Turkey Honey shots Halsted’s $5 Stoli mixed & bombs, $12 Bud beers (bottles & drafts) $3.50 Crew All draft beer pints $3, Bottomless Chips Light/Miller Lite pitchers Charlie’s $3 Miller Lites, $2 Skyy cocktails, gay n’ Salsa $2.50 Hamburger Mary’s $5 “Mary’s Punch” pints and movie night Encompass Drink & Drown Thursdays, $1 house $4 Shock Top pints The Closet $3 well, $1 Schnapps shots wells, $1 dom. drafts, $1 wine, sponsored by Hunters Release Fridays, DJ Ron, $2.50 Miller Club Krave $5 Three Olive cocktails; $7 Three Miller Lite and Coors Light bottles Olive martinis, Starnder karaoke, 1st and Halsted’s $5.95 Bu alo chicken wraps, all Hydrate TPAN’s Positively Aware party 8-11 p.m. 3rd Wednesday—Island Girls meetings with drafts $3.50 on 2nd Friday of the month, Weekly DJs til 4 bartender Miss Brandi Wyne Hamburger Mary’s $3.50 home brew pints a.m., no cover til midnight Cocktail Teri Yaki’s & dusTy’s Twisted Trivia! 10 Hunters Male dancers, DJ Laura B., $2.75 Bud InnExile Here’s the Beef male dancers 11 p.m. p.m., $6 E en cocktails, $9 Miller Lite pitchers and Mich, $4.25 Jäger Bombs Jackhammer DJ Man Scott, 1st Fri.-The Flesh Crew Open for lunch 11:30a.m., Blue Moon Hydrate E en Thursdays: DJ Phil DaBeatz, $5 Hungry Dog Show, Last Fri.-ManHunt.com pints $3.50, 1/2 price Martinis E en cocktails, $5 E en bombs, Stage Door party Encompass All domestic bottled brews $1 Johnnies perform Je rey Pub Guys All Night Out dance party, The Glenwood Grindr party: come meet local Jackhammer $2 MGD/Miller Lite/Bud/Bud $3 cover guys using the Grindr app, grinder sand- Light, $3 premium domestics and imports, Mary’s Attic Feel Good Fridays with Rogue DJ wiches served, 7-10 p.m. DJ Man Scott at 9 p.m., $3 Bama-Slamma shots, $5 Mary’s Halsted’s $5.95 chicken fajitas, $3.50 Coronas Je rey Pub No cover, free entry pass to rst 35 Punch pints Hamburger Mary’s $2 o all Mary’s “Special- guests to be used Friday or Saturday Parlour Medusa’s@Parlour with guest host Dave Tease” cocktail pints Mary’s Attic Big Red’s Cabaret with Meghan Medusa and DJ Teri Bristol, $4 Skyy drinks, $3 Hunters $4.50 U-Call-Its Murphy (2nd & 4th Thurs.), Bent: Brit Pop, Jäger bombs Hydrate 1/2 price Martinis, Hy-Drag Review 9:30 Indie and Disco (3rd Thurs.) Roscoe’s $15 Absolut Pink Lemonade pitchers, p.m., also DJ Laura B Parlour Lipstick@Parlour: hot girls’ dance party, $3 o Martinis, $3.50 Peroni bottles, $5 Jackhammer $1 well drinks, $5 buy-in, play Wii $4 pink lemonade Bacardi bombs Je rey Pub Game night—Bid Whist, spades, Roscoe’s Alternative Sounds in front bar, $12 Scarlet The First Ward Ball, $4 Well Drinks, $4 dominoes, darts, drink tickets for every Three-O Pomegranate Cosmo pitchers; $3 o wine glasses, $4 domestics, DJ Dolo winning hand Martinis, $2.50 Miller Lite drafts, $10 Miller Sidetrack Showtunes 5-9 p.m., Best of Sidetrack Mary’s Attic MaryOke with DJ Matador at 9pm. Lite Pitchers, $5 Three-O Bombs. Last Thu.: 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. $3 well cocktails and domestic bottles Wet Boxer Contest at midnight Spin The Shower Party, sign up by 11:30 p.m., Parlour Twirl@Parlour: hot pop music with DJ Scarlet Frat Night, hosted by Kevin, $5 40s of contest at midnight, $5 Absolut cocktails, Teri Bristol, 1/2 price Martinis Miller Lite, Corona and King Cobra; $5 Long $4 Blue Moon drafts, $5 Skyy cocktails, $6 Roscoe’s You’re the Star Karaoke with Island mini-pitchers, DJ Katy R Skyy bombs Honey West at 10 p.m., Free Pool all day, $12 Scot’s $4 all drafts 3160 POP Goes the Gio! Smirno Raspberry Twist Tidal Wave pitchers, Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3 - 8 p.m., Laugh Touché 1st week - MAFIA; 2nd week - Full Moon 1/2 price wine bottles, $3 o Martinis, $2.50 Track comedy night hosted by Adam Guerino party and contest; 3rd week - ONYX Club Miller Lite drafts, $10 Miller Lite pitchers, $5 and Bradley Thomas 8-9 p.m. night, Club Room open at 10 p.m. Smirno Bombs. Last Thu.: Wet Boxer Contest Spin All-requet videos, $1 burgers & hot dogs, Velvet Rope Karaoke with Creagh, $6 Grey w/ Frida Lay at midnight $5 Absolut cocktails, $6 Miller Lite or High Goose Scarlet Sorry For Partying: featuring Hi-Life DJs, Life personal pitchers $3 PBR tall boys, $4 Svedka drinks and $4 Touché Handballer Night, red/white hanky SATURDAYS shot menu specials, club room open @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10:30 p.m., DJ Scot’s $2 o all Cosmos Velvet Rope $3 Sapporo pints, $6 Cosmos, Timmy Loop Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Classic monthly local LGBT band performances Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. Sidetrack, 8 p.m.-2 am Berlin Twisted w/ DJ Chester or DJ Larissa, $5 Spin Dollar Drink Night, $1cocktails, wine and FRIDAYS after 11:00 p.m. / $7 after 1 a.m., 3rd Sat: Drag beer all night as well as $6 Bacardi Bombs @mosphere Hot male dancers at 10 p.m., DJ Matinee with House of Santana 9-11:30 p.m. Touché Bear-Chested night Eric Hall Big Chicks Euchre Club 6 p.m., DJ and dancing Uncommon Ground 4 Women Only series- four Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. 10 p.m., no cover female performers showcase their talents Berlin Cosmix: DJ Greg Haus, electro, progres- Bobby Love’s Featured artist nite, trivia shots & Velvet Rope $6 pizza specials, $3 drafts sive, and alternative, $5 after 11:00 p.m. 4th giveaways w/ DJ Tim week: Nightcaps: variety show with Adam Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps THURSDAYS Guerino and Puterbaugh Sisters The Call $5 Absolut cocktails, $5 Jameson shots, @mosphere “Hot Mess” Thursdays w/ male Big Chicks DJ and dancing 10 p.m., no cover, video dance party dancers, $3 well, $8 Bud Lite pitchers, $5 1/3 lb cheeseburger $5, $3 basket of ap- Charlie’s Country with DJ Michael B 9 p.m.-2 cosmos petizers (zucchini, mushroom, onion rings, a.m., Afterhours dance with DJ LuLu Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. poppers) Circuit Urbano hip-hop/house night, DJs Kenae, Berlin STARDUST Thursdays, with live perfor- Bobby Love’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - Anton and Corona, $10 mances and special DJs, $2 PBR, $3 Berlin 1:30 a.m. Club Krave Club Krave Divas drag show, bombs, brought to you by Outdanced Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps bartenders Romie and Markie, $3 well, $10 Big Chicks $10 Pitchers of Blue Moon, $2.75 The Call $4 Bacardi drinks, $1 Dekuyper shots, mixed drink pitchers, DJ KY Rolling Rock, $4 Cosmos, Chicken specials dance video mix 6-9 p.m., Twin Spin video Cocktail DIVA DJs—rotating DJs include night—$5 wing basket, $6 Chicken breast party 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Dhanna, Miss Michaela, Tracy Tobey, Heather

22 nightspots November 10, 2010 Doble & Carla Starla, Go-go boys at 10:30 p.m. Double Bloody Marys $6, VJ Ven from 3 - p.m., $10 Crew Football with $2.75 Bud Light drafts and 9:30p.m., VJ Bobby Marley 9:30 p.m. Parlour Speakeasy@Parlour: Electro-swing, $4 $3.75 Shiner Bock drafts, VJ Ven spinning Halsted’s $6 champagne cocktails, $4 22 oz. u-call-its from 6 - 10 p.m., VJ Bobby Marley 10 p.m. Bud Lights, 12 Stoli Bloodies during brunch Roscoe’s You’re the Star karaoke with Honey Encompass Resident DJ Ti 11 p.m. Hamburger Mary’s Mimosa Brunch served ‘til 3 West, 10 p.m., $12 Bacardi Razz-Berry Lem- Halsted’s $6 champagne cocktails, $4 22 oz. p.m., rst mimosa free, then $2 onade pitchers, $3 o all Martinis, $2.50 Bud Lights, 12 Stoli Bloodies during brunch Hunters Hunters Haus, DJ Willyum at 10:30 p.m. Miller Lite Drafts, $10 Miller Lite Pitchers; $5 Hamburger Mary’s Mimosa Brunch served ‘til Karaoke with J-Boy at 7 p.m., $5 Tanqueray Smirno Bombs 3 p.m., rst mimosa free, then $2, $4 Leinie and Stoli Scarlet Live Music Mondays, $5 select Martinis, bottles Hydrate DJ Jeannette $5 wine glasses, $3 PBR tallboys Hunters Fun Haus: Party Music-Party People, DJ InnExile Karaoke by Mariah Productions Scot’s $3 all domestic bottles Dan, $5 Skyy, $4.50 Bacardi Jackhammer $7 Long Islands, Amy Armstrong Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Show- Hydrate DJ Ralphi Rosario 11 p.m. - 5 a.m. and Lloyd Young Open Mic Night tunes, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Jackhammer DJ Man Scott, 1st Sat.-Great Lakes Je rey Pub Ol’ Skool dance party, no cover Spin RuPaul’s Drag U 8-9 p.m., Karaoke with Bears with DJ Chris Eterno, 2nd Sat.-Bear Mary’s Attic Cabaret Show at 7:30 (cover varies). Phoenix O’Hara 10 p.m.-2 a.m., $4 Skyy Dance Party with bu et, 3rd Sat.-Underwear Gong Show MaryOke with Velicity Metropolis cocktails, $5 Skyy bombs, $4 Miller Lite & Party with DJ Phil DaBeatz 9 p.m., $3 well cocktails and domestic bottles High Life drafts Je rey Pub Girls All Night Out dance party, $3 Parlour Sports@Parlour: $4 domestic pitchers, Touché Barstool Jocks - WWF wrestling & sports cover, show with host Indigo Blue $4 Skyy Bloody Mary bar at 8 p.m., free pizza Maneuvers DJ Sit-n-Spin, dancing, Jello shots Roscoe’s Male Call hosted by Frida Lay at 5 p.m., Velvet Rope Chicagoland Gay & Lesbian Singles Mary’s Attic Dance Party with DJ Oskar & John $12 Absolut Long Island pitchers, $2.50 Bud Meet-up sponsored by OPLAGA, $4 Martini Murges at 9 p.m. $2 Jello shots, $5 Frozen Light bottles, $5 Bacardibombs, $3 o Double ights Slushies Bloody Mary’s, $3 o Martinis Parlour Grind@Parlour: hot dance music with Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., TUESDAYS DJ Teri Bristol, $4 drafts Showtunes 4-9 p.m., best of the 60s-80s, 9 @mosphere $1 well and Bud Light drafts Roscoe’s No cover before 10 p.m., $5 cover p.m.-2 a.m. Berlin Sinful Circus with DJ Chester and Jay Jay, after, $15 Absolut Pink Lemonade pitchers, Scarlet Liquid Brunch: DJs Nick Phoenix and DJ $1 well and PBR, $5 cover $3 o Martinis, $3.50 Peroni Bottles, $5 Dolo, $12 bottles of champagne, $4 Mimosas, Big Chicks $5.50 Golden Margaritas, $4 Marga- Bacardibombs $4 Bloody Marys, $3 domestic beer ritas, $5 Chicken burger night, $3 Meatball Scarlet Crossfader Kings DJ Group, $5 well, $5 Spin Super Size Me Sundays with all Absolut Sandwiches (dine-in only) imports cocktails served in super-sized pint glasses, Bobby Love’s $2 domestic, draft and well drinks. Sidetrack Sidetrack Classics 3 - 9 p.m., Best of doors open at noon. Game Show trivia, 10 Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps Sidetrack 9 p.m. - 3 am p.m - midnight, hosted by Debbie Fox The Call Watch Glee at 7 p.m. with $3 Miller Spin Dance party with DJ Riley York and go-go Touché Open at noon, beer bust, 50¢ Bud & Lites boys, second Sat. of month is Fish Tank by Bud Light drafts, pool tournament at 7 p.m., Charlie’s $10 Absolut pitchers, $2 Bud/Bud Dummy Corps, $10 20 oz. Bacardi shbowls movie night in club room at 10 p.m. Light, $4 Jäger & bombs, karaoke 9 p.m-1 a.m. 3160 Join Luther & Will for Sexy Senior Satur- Velvet Rope Mean Girls Brunch: $25 for unlim- Club Krave Queer As Folk with bartender Mar- days, 8 p.m. - 2 a.m. ited mimosas, bu et brunch and a show, beer kie, $2 well, $1 draft beer, $4 dom. pitchers. Touché Open 3 p.m., 1st week-Great Lakes bucket specials Cocktail Go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ Timmy Loop, Bears, Weekly fetish parties @ 10 p.m. Club $9 vodka cran/vodka lemonade pitchers Room open MONDAYS The Closet $3 well, $1 Schnapps shots Velvet Rope Guest DJs, $5 bombs 3160 Open-mic comedy showcase Crew Bud pints $2.75, Bud Light Lime bottles Berlin PERV--a night of rock’n pleasures, $2 $3, Taco Tuesdays with $1 tacos SUNDAYS PBRs, $3 Heinekens Halsted’s $5.95 entrée salads, $4 22 oz. Bud @mosphere Evening movies, $3 well, $2 Bud Big Chicks $2 o all pitchers, $1 1/4lb burgers, Lights, $5.50 glasses of pinot grigio or merlot Lite draft, $2.50 Miller Lite bottles $4.50 Call $5 Veggie Burgers (dine-in only) Hamburger Mary’s ‘Tini-Tuesday with $3 o all Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m., The Call Drag Factor: open drag competition Mary’s specialty martinis, “Pop Quiz” trivia 2 for 1 admission with coupon available at with live judges and cash prizes, hosted by night in Rec Room, $3 o all Mary-tinis and www.thebatonshowlounge.com. Ashley Morgan. $2.50 well, $3 Miller products $2 PBR cans Berlin $2 PBRs, $3 Heinekens. 1st Sunday: Charlie’s $2 well, $3 Bacardi, $10 Absolut Hunters $1 domestic draft beers Madonnarama w/ DJ Riley, 2nd Sunday: True pitchers, line dance lessons 7 p.m., BINGO Jackhammer Karaoke with Creagh 10 p.m., $3 Faith ‘80s night w/ DJ Chester, 3rd Sunday: at 11 p.m. Bacardi and Finlandia (all avors) Disco Obsession w/ DJ Pervy, Last Sunday: Circuit Mondays with Mz. 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