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V’X »1. PIQÜART AND THE) DIRECTORS DO NOT KNOW WHETHER TO “4 ( LAUGH OK TO CRY AT THE lU'I I.DINGS AND FLOATS SUGGEST­ X. ED TO THEM, r x ^ 0 u.\ $ i The directors of the Paris Exposition Those who go up stairs two steps at a ( fire divided between dismay and am use­ time might get to the top by noon and ment at the large number of freak ex­ return in half an hour. m r ^ S \ hibits which have been submitted to Actually as an exhibit such a structure AvS. NN! them for use at the exposition. You have 'would be a wonderful thing: for it would J heard of the giant umbrella and of the ’show Paris up. as nothing else could ever for and Children. float, also the Ferris wheel and the Eiffel ; hope to do. The ever changing view infants tower'. These have some scientific use as the climber walked around the litige and are valuable as inventions, but the cigar would afford a magnificent oppor­ mere fact of their acceptance has s<> stim­ tunity to study all parts of the city from ulated the ingenuity of inventors from above. Toilers could journey as they The Kind You Have Always Bought Yankeeland, from the south and from ; do up the Alps, half way and then return. 1.A A 1 Æ Â ' the west, that they have hastened to It would be by no means obligatory to j: • BEARS THE SIGNATURE OF Paris to offer their freak ideas to the ! ascend "the Matterhorn " as the last rev- managers in the hope that they might I elution at the very top was called in the ' I i " ‘ ^ « obtain a concession of space in whielt to I plans. 3 exhibit them. The famous Alexandre bridge, the eor- „ ll Recently M. Piquart, the director gen­ I nerstone of which was laid by the czar eral announced that all freak exhibits i two years ago, aroused jealousy in the were now in and that he would not ac­ , mind of a Massachusetts inventor, a man A BOTTLE SHAPED BUILDING FOR ALL DRINK EXHIBITS. cept any more. The French press went ; who has secured many patents. On read- on to say that none of these were freaks 1 ing the many accounts of the Pont Alex- be shown here, and samples would l>e Wisconsin, though not Milwauke, sent pure and simple, but that all had a direct | andre he determined to originate a pont given away free. The building would be lilans for the jolliest building that could bearing upon improvement scientific and i which would bring the Alexandre bridge lighted by windows which would also ever be imagined in a day’s journey, mechanical. "The Ferris wheel." said ; to the blush. He drew and he drew, and serve as observatories^. A staircase .lust fancy a hogshead not life size, but In Use For Over 3 0 Years. they, "has a mechanical value: so also when his plans were completed he sub- would lead upward into the top of the heroic size, so heroic that it would be a THE CCNTMJB COMPANY. TT MURRAY STREET. NEW ’/CRH CITY. had the sliding sidewalk at the World's Imitted them to a committee and the com­ cork and from the top of the cork would good journey to walk around it. Fancy Fair." mittee straightway sent them over to wave a triumphant American flag. a spigot set in a Hogshead. When you Rut the wou!-be freak exhibitors the Paris exposition. The Massachusetts New York state, which has never laid wish to ascend you take an elevator claim to being overstudious, is made re­ which leads up the spigot. Then you sponsible for a book building in which— walk along a nice pathway, climb up the the inventor—suggested all the processes stairs and emerge upon a handsome ver­ of book manufacture, could be nicely anda. Thus you find yourself upon the 7 shown. “In the top windows” said he, hoop of the hogshead. Inside there are in the elaborate letter which he sent to fine walks andA a beautiful cafe where the Railway Tim e Tables 3 A CARD (*( — OF— LOCAL TIME TABLE. 1 .,.0MOapnSmleaVe B" A’ & P ’ dePot- Eutte< w . V&flU TRAINS, A n éleave 10 a Union ’ 1:05 passenger p’ 4:45 station, P- *,V, Anaconda, as follows: 8:40 a. ra„ 11:53 Uf ' i ' f>j 'V EAST Arrive Depart a. in., u p. m., 7;2o p . m . -mi. -j.'fii - fee No. 12—Anaconda to SL ^ ° r t h e r n trains leave Anaconda: P aul...... 9:00 pm 9 :10 am No. 11— St. Paul to Ana­ via* Butt« G reat Falis and H elena local, conda, dally...... 11:40 a m 11:50 p m p ' :,2C p- m- Through train for all points No. 34—Mixed, to White- easL and west. £ liail, daily, except Snn- da.v; to Twin Bridges io°îo*îaern P a ®ific traîna leave Anaconda: m f e . P*'4f m ,n’t Pacinc Portland CM ■ Tuesday,Thursday and 7 Points west. //rw* Saturday; to l’ony and o J.f - ,P1 m- T h r°U£h train for all point* Kerris, Monday, Wed­ east and west. A BRIDGE IN THE FORM OF A SILK HAT. nesday and Friday .... 0:15 p m 8:00 am A ^ conda^°n SJlort LIne traln leaves Ana- little daunted on being refused, have gone plan showed a bridge in the shape of a silk f - W Æ xvr* WEST. outside the grounds; and have in many hat. Tlie one brim of the tile rested up­ r*r No 13—To Portland and south P m F cf aIi P0*11*3 easL west and cases obtained space upon which to erect on one side of the river; the other brim M all coast points daily... 10:30 am Ticket, for sgle for all points, local and their monstrosities. These, though out­ rested upon tlie opposite shore. This No. 14—From Portland side the walls, directly overlook the gave a beautiful arch which was the de­ A FLOAT TX THE FORM OF A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE. through, on the Great Northern railway. and all coast points Oregon Short Line railroad and Northera grounds and give a perfect view of both light of the constructor, daily...... 9:45 p m sides of the Seine, on which the exposi­ j The roadways were exquisitely provid­ the directors, "our men of letters could j nourishing beer is dispensed. This is Pacific railway, and their connections. tion is laid out. ed for by the natural shape of the bridge. turn out their novels and their poems. I designed to show the superiority of the Steamship tickets for sale to all point* A very remarkable construction which On driving over all teams would keep While the ink was yet fresh these could ; American beer over foreign. Our native Standard Pullman. First-Clas# and In Europe via the above lines. was submitted to the management about to the right and would drive along the be taken down to the ground floor and set I manufacturers claim that they can excel Tourist Sleeping Cars to Portland. St. six weeks ago was that of a cigar which sides of the brim going and coming. in type upon the linotype machines. As the imported beer; and the Wisconsin Paul. Omaha, St. Joseph and St. Louis, soon as set up the pages could be electro- genius submitted the hogshead in their ÄAA* r v For the east and west. Trains made a-week, Seattle. Tacoma, Upokan», ^ . 1 up at Butte, hence always on time. and Butte, to K ansas City. Information on application t> jl Q 7:00 a m . . H K s T D iï O ü I .. . €HOp ni any N orthern Pacific ticket „.gent. Arrive Ogden, Utah, connecting with the Union Pacific, Denver & Rio Sr SK Grande, and Southern Pacific . n w ' . . « 7:lß a in . SECOND DAY OUT . 6:08 p ill PHIL DANIELS. '>i M Passenger Agent. Butte. Mont. *• - Arrive Denver, Colorado, Queen City 35 East Broadway ft W) of the west. 4 : 4 5 p m • ..SECOND DAY OUT . ..6:30 a ill ***"$FVsw £ t Arrive Omaha, Nebraska. A HOGSHEAD FULL OF BEER CAFES. 7 : 4 8 a ni . .. THIRD DAY OUT ... 8:43 p ill Arrive Chicago, only one change of To All Points cars from Butte (at Ogdeu.) AN INCH OR TWO TOO FAR. “Now, isn’t that a blood-curdling out­ 8:45 p m .. SECOND DAY OUT. .0:45 a in In Minnesota, North and S o u t h THE BIGGEST BOOK BUI LDIXG IN THE WORLD. rage on a m an’s feelings? I’ll leave it to Arrive at San Francisco, Cal. D a k o t a . A western editor was sitting in his of­ you if it isn’t.” Wound around the cigar to the very top. .would contain the waiting rooms and the fice one day, when into the room came a "It’s hard, that’s a fact,” said the col­ The staircase, which had no landings, I cafes, the parlors and the libraries. "If man whose brow was clothed with thun­ onel. Trains arrive at Butte from the east •but consisted of steps rising slowly but I this building,” wrote he, “could be sub- der. Fiercely seizing a chair, he slam­ surely one after the other, made live j mitted to the people of California, they “And then take the fifth verse, in the and west as follows: med his hat on the table, hurled his um­ original manuscript it said, plain as day­ revolutions around the cigar, finally ar­ (•would undoubtedly donate enough money brella on the floor, and »at down. light: NO, 7. 1:55 a in, NO, 0, 12:45 p in riving at a very comfortable resung room i to construct it, as the California building "Are you the editor?” he asked. " ‘Take away the jingling money; it is ut the very tip of the structure. j of the Paris exposition.” ."Yes.” Those who have climbed Bunker Hill j Just to heigten the semblance to a ship only glittering dross!’ Passengers leaving Butte at 3:45 a. m. "Can you read wrtlng?” "in its printed form you made me say: •monument will have some idea of the there were smokestacks provided and “Of course.” m ay occupy sleeping cars at depot after journey upward. The projectors declar­ (around the smokestacks were handsome “Read that, then,” he said, thrusting at “ ‘Take away the tingling honey; put 9 p. m., and arriving at Butte a t 1:55 a. m. ed that they did not expect any one to promenades where people, after partak- the colonel an envelope, with an inscrip­ some flies in for the boss.’ may re m a in In sleeper until 7:30 a. m. make the full trip, but that a healthful j ing of ilie straw berry shortcake, which tion upon it. “By George, I felt like braining you For tickets, sleeping car reservations man or woman could make the 'ourney ; would be served in American fashion at "B------said the colonel, trying to spell with a fire-shovel! I was never so cut and further particulars, call on or ad­ in half a day finishing the ascent about the tables, could go up and breathe the it. up in my life. There, for Instance, was dress No. 19 East Broadway, Butte, Mont. 1! o’clock. I cool air of the Seine, “T h a t’s not a B, it’s nn S," said the the sixth verse. I wrote: The downward journey could lie accom­ H. O. WILSON, General Agent. j A Kentucky genius is responsible for man. “ ‘I am weary of the tossing of the plished in an hour or less. Those who I a whisky bottle bigger than any build- "S; oh, yes; I see! Well, it looks like ocean as it heaves!’ D. E. BURLEY, G. P. & T. Agent, were leisure in their movements and en- 1 ing in New York city where they make a ’Salt for dinner,” or :Souls of sinners,” Salt Lake, Utah. 8 DAILY TRAINS poyed climbing stairs might take until "It is a lovely line, too. But imagine Through the (specialty of skyescrapers. This building said the coloned. my horror, and the anguish of my family, I o’clock to reach the top. These people j is to be devoted to an exhibition of the "No, sir,” replied the man; "nothing of j when I opened your paper and saw the could come down in two hours, stop- manufacture of liquors of all kinds. Ev- the kind! T h a t’s my nam e—Samuel H. j line transform ed into: RED RIVER VALLEY uing to reit at each change of scenery. 1 cry known methods of distillery would Brunner. I know you couldn’t read. j “ ‘I am wearing out m y trousers till Vestibuled Trains; Palace and Tourist I called to see you about that poem of they’re open at the knees" Sleepers; Dining Cars Serving- mine you printed the other day, on the j "That is a little too much. That seems Meals a ia Carte. ‘Surcease of Sorrow.’ : to me like carrying the thing an inch or "1 don’t remember it." said the colonel. I two too far. I think T have a coristi- DEPART FROM BUTTE. “Of course you don’t because it went I tutibnal right to murder that composi­ Local train for Helena and Great into the paper under the infamous title tor; don’t you?” of ‘Smearcase Tomorrow.’ ” P a lls...... 0:43 a. m. "A blunder of the compositor’s, I sup­ “I think you have; but he is out just Through train oast and west___S::D p. m. now. Come in tomorrow.” pose.” ARRIVE. "Yes, sir, and th a t’s w hat I w ant to see "I will,” said the poet; "and I will come Local train from Hcdena and J you about. The way in which that poem arm ed." Great Falls...... 4:30 p. m. was mutilated was simply scandalous. I Trough train from Helena, east haven’t slept a night since. It exposed BOYS SPANKED IN COFR'I and w est...... 10:30p. m. me to derision. People think that I am rJ / an ass. Let me show you. The first j The spanking penalty introduced in the b line, when I wrote it. read in this way: • Kearney police court a few w eeks ago by 5L> “ ’Lying by a weeping willow, under­ Recorder Keegan was expected to prove To K a n s a s neath a gentle slope.’ : a terror to all youthful offenders in the “That is beautiful, poetic, affecting. i town, but it seems it has not, says a City Now, how did your vile sheet present it I Newark, N. J., special to the New York to the public? j Times. Last night five boys, ranging in St. Louis, “ ‘Lying to a weeping widow, to induce ( ago from 9 to 1? years, who had been And all points $ " her to elope.’ (caught stealing fruit from freight cars, East and South. “Weeping widow, mind you! A widow!. were sentenced by the recorder to be Free re c lin in g Oh, thunder and lightning! This is too j spanked in court. They are Charlie ( ’ i- chair cars to much! 1 loon. Jam es Allen, Janie Ford, Jam es Mc­ Best Dining Car Service. holders of ^regular tickets. For Riaps. "Rut look a-here at the fourth verse. Bride and John Tallman. Their parents folders and information regarding tick­ T hat’s worse yet: j had been summum d. and one by one the ets berths, etc., call on ° 1’ " rite BUFFET LIBRARY SMOKER. ' ü tr ‘ns’ h ’ C. TOWNSEND. “ ‘Cast thy pearls before the swine, and boys were laid on a long table, face down, G. P. & T. A., lose them in the dirt.’ i and 1? lashes were administered with a St. Louis, Mo, I policeman’s belt. The father of each boy ELEGANT EQUIPMENT. “He sets it up in this fashion: H. B. KOSSER, •’ ‘Cart thy pills before the sunrise, and did the whipping. The boys were then ul- G. F. & P. A.. E. J. FLY NN . ft CIGAR WITH SPIRAL STAIRCASE AROUND IT. love them if they hurt.’ ! lowed to go. Cltalr Cars Free.