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Central Florida Future, Vol. 24 No. 34, January 16, 1992
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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 24 No. 34, January 16, 1992" (1992). Central Florida Future. 1110. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/1110 OPINION • 6 CONFETTI • C1 SPORTS • 12
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Vol. 24, No. ~3 TUESDAY January 16, 1992 1'6 Pag~.~ Wait ends for art deparbnent Art Complex opens while workers scramble to add final touches by J.C. Smith about $79 a square foot. COPY EDITOR ''I think wegotarealgoodbuildingforourmoney,"he said. ''It's usable, functional and adaptable." The Eisenhower administration gave Americans ActingartdepartmentchairmanDr. J agdish Chavda 'more bang for a buck," but UCF's new Art Complex shares Newman's pride in the university's newest build offers something else: "a lot of building for the dollar." ing. 'We're all very exited about it," he said. Peter Newman, assistant director of Facilities However, the enthusiasm about the complex was Planning and project manager for design, said the dampened somewhat by new buj]ding blues. On the first university spent $8.6 million on the complex, or day of schooL students and instructors found classrooms Art shift spells doom · without blackboards, electrical outlets that for 2 vacant domes weren't hooked up, un finished plumbing and Stuctures' future uncertain workers scrambling to by Bill Cushing complete the building CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE and parking lot "Any new building As the art department moves into its new complex, can be compared to a members ofUCF's administration and Physical Plant new car," explained department will be scrutinizing the emptied build Jerry Osterha us, direc ings as well as the psychology dome. tor of Facilities Plan The buildings in question, the two domed structures ning. "It looks nice on as well as Building 302, are located off Libra Drive the outside, but maybe between Apollo Circle and Gemini Boulevard SE. the door handle doesn't "Neither of the domes are in very good shape, and work. We just need to we're trying to determine w~at can or should be done do a little fine tuning." . with them," said Dr. John R. Bolte, vice president of Substantial comple administration and finance, who guessed that the tion of the project structures have been on the grounds since sometime wasoriginally sched in the 1970s. "I think when they were put up, np one uled for Sept23, but the expected them to be there for 16 or 18 years." contractor, Scandia, On Jan. 3, a committee ofuniversity personnel met UCF's newest building, an $8.6 million Art Complex, still needs finish Inc., did not deliver and, according to the group's minutes, "agreed that ing tOUCheS in ClassrooriiS. Charles Morrow FUTURE) ART continued page 5 DOME continued page 4 Fate of foreign languages faces Faculty Sentate by Cindy Barth meeting along with four oth- . CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE ers, including one placing a re newable five-year term on all The final open discussion endowed department chairs at session concerning the current UCF and one appointing aper foreign language requirement son to keep track of retired • is going to be held Jan. 23 from faculty. 3 to 4 p.m. in the Student Cen- Two additional resolutions . ter Auditorium. were adopted to follow existing The Faculty Senate will vote procedures in naming emeritus on a resolution at their me~t- professors andin awarding hon- ing, directly f?llowing ,. ~· ·~tt1~T orary degrees. Faculty the open sess10n at 4 ' ~~~,, ~ Senate agreed that the p.m. in Phillips Hall currentproceeduresare Room 115. ~ working well enough. The new resolution ., The decision concern- seeks to reducethe lan- . ,~: ~ ~· ingthe evaluation of en- guage requirement by ...... ~.-...... -- dowed/imminentscholar • removing the university-wide chairs dictates that these posi policy now in place. Require- tions will reooive annual evalua ments would then be either tionssimilartothosegiventoother reduced in length or left up to faculty members. . CURIOUS BOTANISTS individual colleges. The chairs will have to seek Botany students David Baldwin, biology, and Cindy Varoli, sci~nce education, exam The foreign language reso- approval for renewal oftheirfive ine False King Sago Palm outside Great Escapes. (Charles Morrow FUTUREJ lution will go before the steer~ year terms by the fourth year. ing committee Thursday. As far as an appointee to The resolution was adopted at the Jan. 9 Faculty Senate SENATE continued page 3 See the revised LASER schedule on page 4
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_In an effort to show student solidarity on educational issues in the State of Florida, and to urge legislators onto • ~· ) a path of responsibility in education funding, students will gather at • the CAPITOL. CALL STUDENT GOVERNMENT TO GET YOUR SEAT on the Bus to Tallahassee. 823-2191 or come by our Student Center.Offices. • January 16, 1992 • The Central Florida Future 3 Ensuring downtown center tops Blyan's fist of accomplishments by Heidi Steiner However, Bryan put the de "Everything just sort of MANAGING EDITOR sire into action. clicked when I was here; the He said the downtown branch money was right, the timing Interim President Robert will probably open in 1994. "It was right, and the opportunity Bryan said his most pleasing will take all of '92 and '93 to came along," Bryan said. accomplishment, during his 7- renovate it," he added. Bryan said he is looking for month tenure was finalizing The Board of Regents final ward to to returning to retire Computer disappears the negotiations for UCF's new ized the plan on Nov. 1 to con ment in Gainesville, although downtown branch. vert The Carey Hand Funeral he enjoyed working at UCF. )' from Central Receiving "I think the idea has been in Home into the downtown Bryan will retu~n to planning ever since the univer branch campus. The renova Gainesville Feb. 28. New presi Jennifer M. Burgess According to police reports, sity opened," Bryan said. ''There tion for the branch campus will dent John C. Hitt begins his STAFF REPORTER Peter Mamott locked his bike has always been a desire for it." cost UCF $1 million. term March 1. on the bike rac_k on the north A computer was stolen from east side of the Wellness Cen the Central Receiving Build ter on Jan. 9. ing last week. Reports said that when Dick Hamann of Computer Mamott returned his bike was Services said UCF ordered 19com gone. The front tire and bike puters. Hetookinventory m!!!!!!--~~'!!1111!!!!!!!!!!1 lock were left secured of the computers in the -~~~-• to the rack. Cen ti:al Receiving Build- Mamottsaidheknows ing on Aug. 15 and put ofsomeone who may have UCF serial numbers.on stolen his bike. He told the computers. When -~-...... !!11111!!!!11~ police he plans to pros- Hamann returned to liiiiliiiiiiiiii9iiiii6iiiliiliiiiii!!I ecute if the individual is the building last week, one com caught. puter was missing. Hamann • Three text books were stolen said he planned to distribute from a Seminole Hall residence the computers this week to last week. Graduate Admissions. According to police reports, According to police reports, Scott Carter left a stack ofbooks in Hamann checked the Com his dorm room closet when leav puter Store and several other ing on Dec. 12. places but could not find the Carter returned to his dorm missing computer. room and found three ofhis books In other police news: missing on Jan. 6. He checked • A bike was stolen from with his roommate and friends thebikeracknearthe Wellness but was unable to locate the books. During his seven months at UCF, interim president, Dr. Robert Bryan, set plans for an Center last week. The total cost
DOME business office of The Central sibility. presentingittothecommitteeand tion that they would last some FROM PAGE 1 Florida Future, the university's Ivie emphasized that his office making any decisions. number of years and then be { student newspaper. is waiting to get the data before "It was always the expecta- tom down," Bolte said. the Art Dome will be cleaned Bolte said the Psychology out by the 13th of January and Dome will continue to be used ol)ly items of non-combustible by that department for storage nature will be stored in the struc of material and that the Art ture. After being cleared ... the Dome will be used for "general dome will be evaluated by an university storage. That's as engineering firm for structure suming that it is in fact sal integrity and for cost estimates vageable once we get it cleared to bring the dome into safety out, and have people get in l. and building code compliance." there and take a look at it." "We've hired a engineering "That will be done as soon as firm, Schenkel and Schultz, to we get the place cleaned out," come out and make a survey of Ivie said. 'We can't make any the buildings," said Hugh Ivie, determinations until they director of Health and Envi [Schenkel and Schultz] make ronmental Safety for UCF's their recommendations. When physical plant. ever occupancy of a building He noticed that Building 302, changes, its standards are up which was being used for pot graded to current code." tery and glazing, was con He added that the two most structed in some instances with critical safety considerations little or no regard to any build for any building are the gas ing codes. That structure will supply lines and the under remain in use until the new Art ground electric wiring. Complex has its outside kilns. Other aspects to be studied The inspection process will in concern well water and the Because of plans for construction and new parking facilities, the old UCF Art Domes are to be inspected clude an on-site survey of the structure'shandicappedacces- ane possibly torn down. (Charles Morrow/FUTURE) ·
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ART will have to wait until the middle lessened somewhat because of FROM PAGE 1 of this semester for everything time restrictions when the loca to be completed, Chavda said. tion of th~ complex was moved
) until Oct. 3. For every day after Another problem arose when from next to the Education Sept. 23 the contractor had to the kilns arrived. ''The new Building to its present location. pay liquidated damages, which kilns have computers and can't Art students are not the only amounted to about $11,000 to be left outside," Newman said. ones using the building. $12,000. Because of this, the university Chavda notes the classrooms, After substantial completion, must construct a "special struc which were designed for . art the university gave the contrac ture" to protect the kilns that history classes, must be shared tor a 70-page list detailing what matches the rest of the build with other departments for now the contractor had to do ing, he said. but accepts the problem. "No to complete the build Aside from the de body owns any building in this ing. Because the contrac lays and problems, university," he said. tor can not be penalized Chavda says he is Chavda's biggest concern is after substantial comple happy with the com security in the building. He said tion, Newman said, plex. He points to the instructors want to leave stu Scandia has no real in large art gallery with dios open for students to come in centive to finish the building a loading dock and ample stor and work when they can. How quickly. However, Osterhaus age space, the spacious studios ever, he said, the police depart said the university is withhold that give students more room ment does not have enough ing $100,000 until the contrac to work, the state-of-the-art fire people to patrol the building. He tor completes the project. alarm system and the centrally said the police department and The art department has controlled air conditioning. the instructors must reach an waited a long time for its own Because the art department agreement for the convenience building. According to Chavda, was included in the design pro of the students. the department has been wait cess, these special features Despite the delays and prob ing for about 10 years and fi were built around the needs of lems, Chavda said he is happy nally got approval three years art students. the art department now has its 11 :00 A.M. CATHOLIC CAMPUS MASS SUNDAY 281-4438 SOL ~t. Jo.s~pb'.s QI:atlJol t~ QI:f)ur~lJ 1501 Alafaya Trail Saturday Vigil Mass: 6:00 P.M. .f Sunday Masses: 8:00, 10:30 & 12 Noon 275-0841 Steve Boyle,21 ; checks out a Ford Bronco while eating nachos and wings form the Hard Rock Cafe during Jamin' on the Green '92. (Chartes MorrowFuruRE) r-FROM YOUR-FAMOuS:-FRIBNDLY:-, I The "OLDEST and MOST PRESTIGIOUS LOCAL DEEP DISCOUNT I BURN BUSINESS FRATERNITY" HEWLETT-PACKARD DEALER: I BUSINESS HP 95LX Palmtop PC HP48SX .· WEsrocK ALL 48SX VICTIM. .th L t ® 1 2 3 ® SCIENTIFIC LEADERSHIP Wl 0 US -- EXPANDABLE BOOKS & AK'P UNITY CALCULATOR ACCESOAIES. 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Martin Luther King, Jr. They would say that this prophet of racial equality PIRT: was ahead of his time in proclaiming a view of human value that did not waver according to skin color. They would say that a nation and world that were overflow ing with jealousy, hatred, bigotry and ignorance were not prepared to hear this man's message of love and acceptance. The same may be true regarding the holiday or dained to celebrate King and his contributions to mankind. The United States may just not be ready. As Martin Luther King, Jr. Day approaches this Monday, people of every race in this country seem at a loss as to how to take the new holiday. Most holidays l't give citizens of this country golden opportunities to get together with family, throw a few dozen hamburgers on the barbecue and celebrate the American Dream. That is most white middle-class families. What do you celebrate in memory of this civil rights leader/Baptist minister who was slain by a .30-06 bullet that smashed through his neck on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee, on April 3, 1968? Do you celebrate the progress our country has experienced as a result of the revolution this man began of changing the hearts and minds of racist Letters America? That would seem ridiculous to do with the racial tensions mounting in Jacksonville and Miami. •GREATEST KILLER kills! Don't let a friend of yours be being so irresponsible. Do you celebrate the fact that the changes brought Editor: come another statistic from the about immediately during and after King's efforts are Sometimes, when all seems right greatest killer of people our age. Barbara M. Hoehn now reversing. The average white standard of living and good in the world, something ·winter Park · and the average black standard of living have grown Jenny Jungreis increasingly away from each other after showing will happen,that reminds me ofhow education marked improvement in the 10-year period following cruel and unjust life can be. Two • FOREIGN LANGUAGE King's death. The gains of Kings dream have begun to days before New Years Day, my co Editor: slip with no·one to carry them on. worker and close friend, Richard •NO SHOW SANTA The Jan. 7 opinion page regards America now teeters on the brink of moral collapse. Fletcher (Fletch) was killed in a Editor: the foreign language program, its Support for such men as David Duke, a former member motorcycle accident. He was not About two weeks. before Christ funding and requirements. One of of the racist KKK, actually exists. What can we say speeding. Hewasnotintoxicated. In mas, I contacted President Michael the paragraphs states, "No one con when America is splitting apart over gangs, drugs and divorce? Can we afford to ignore his words when we are fact, he was driving quite safely, Rezoner of ATO Fraternity regard tends that the requirement should in such need? wearing a sturdy helmet Unfortu ing their "Rent-A-Santa" program be abolished except that the quality Do you celebrate the efforts corporations and insti nately, there are a few irresponsible and made arrangements to have being offered is low and decreasing." tutions such as UCF are making .to achieve racial souls who, ratherthan take a cab or Santa Claus visit our home at 10 Unless I am mistaken, a lot of stu integration and "cultural diversity" when the results ask a friend for a ride, are willing to p.m. Dec. 24. Again on Dec. 23 I dents think the requirement should show little promise. Take UCF for instance. We have drive drunk, and by doing so, turn called him back to confirm the ar be dropped and have signed a peti brought in students of every racial possibility and their car into a lethal weapon. The rangements and gave him directions instead of watching the student body melt together tion so stating, according to previ into a picture of unity, we now have a campus full of lady driving the car that pulled out to our home, and I was told that ous articles in the paper. black cliques, oriental cliques, Latino cliques and the in front of Fletch was one of those Santa would contact me the next While I personally am not opposed huge white clique. irresponsible souls, ending my day to get the directions. to the basic course plus one oi two '(at Remember basketball games last year in the old friend's life at the ripe age of23. Christmas Eve arrived with excite the most) semesters of the foreign UCF gym when the black students would all sit in one Fletch had a keen intellect and ment and anticipation. We had five language, I am opposed to the third comer of the gym? How many mixed groups can be subtle wit. It seemed like he could grandchildren (one who had traveled semester. As an older student with seen lounging around campus? · These are valid questions. Letting a national holi always brighten your day with a from New York) and eight adult rela many years of employment in various day pass as day to sleep off your drink_isn't what the funny story and a smile. He was tives(onefrom Oklahoma) and a guest offices, a foreign language is of little, dream included. The state of Arizona doesn't even outgoing and adventurous; play (from UCF) here. When no one called, if any, benefit to any employee trying recognize this holiday. One would think that if the ing and officiating practically ev IassumedthatSantaknewhowtofind to interpret for customers or clients people in Washington deemed the day worthy of recog ery intramural sport. He was kind · us. But when the clock struck 10 and unless the language is spoken flu nition that the rest of the union would respect this. Is and considerate, with never an no one arrived, I became suspicious. I ently. Understanding and interpret- · the conflict any less within their fair state? Obviously inconsiderate word for anyone. called thefraternity,gotananswering ing business terms takes more than not, if they can't present the respect worthy of King. Fletch lead by example and ' ( Martin Luther King and the message he preached machine and left a message saying even three or four semesters. Also, was not meant to fade, but it has, leaving only a token touched all that he knew with his that no one showed up. I called again usually there are fluent interpreters day on the calendar to recognize it. zest for life. He was destined for later and left another message. At 11 on call who can be enlisted, rather There is no time to celebrate this Martin Luther great things, had the irresponsi p.m., my last message was about how than taking a chance on an employee ( King, Jr. Day. The time has come to tum back to his bility of another not ended his life disappointed I was. AU of the adults who is limited in his/her vocabulary. messag€ and get to work in living it out and eliminat at least 50 years too soon. here were disappointed. Thank good While I agree more classes must be ing what King called ''the cancerous disease of disunity." Fletch will be missed by all ness, the little children did not know made available ifthe present require King himself said in 1963 while speaking of the 100 that knew him. At Recreational about this because it was going to be a ment is to continue, I do not see the year anniversary of Lincoln's signing the Emancipa tion Proclamation that'The milestone of the centen Services where I work, it seems surprise. My sons and husband had to benefit of an additional intermediate like Fletch might walk in from gooutintothegarage,ringthedoorbeU level semester, regardless of the ma nial of emancipation gave the Negro a reason to act....:.... <. a reason so simple and obvious that he almost had to around the comer as he always and leave Santa's packages on the jor. step back to see it. Simple logic made jt painfully clear did. He never will again. It is doorstep. It was frustrating and de Thanks for keeping students up that if this centennial were to be meaningful, it must pointless. It is stupid. We should plorable. Asofthisdate, there has been dated on current matters through be observed not as a celebration, but rather as a still have Fletch with us, but hope no telephone call, no explanation, no The Central Florida Future. commemoration of the one moment in the country's fully, the message sent by his apology-nothing. history when a bold, brave start had been made ... " The same must be done on Monday. We have no death will reach those that drink I can not imagine the college Carolyn B. Dixon time or reason to celebrate. We have too much work to do. and drive. Drinking and driving students running this program history News Editor Rebecca Falcon Central Florida Future Distribution Manager Scott Beaman Sports Editor Jamie Johnson ©1991 The Cenitai Flonds Fu1ur e Classifieds Manager Catherine Comia Opinion Editor Jocelyn Jepson P.O. Box 25000, Orlando, Florida 32816 Advertising Manager Vic Kirazian Business Office (407) 823-2601, News Office (407) 823-NEWS Confetti/Collage Editor Bridget Clark Ad Production Lori Reynolds, Shayne Strickland Copy Editor J.C. Smith Editor in Chief Advertising Staff: Lauren Harris, Ref ik Fortner, (i - Photo Editor Charles K. Morrow Jamie Carte Armand Cimaroli Art Director Brian M. Wente Managing Editor Business Manager Staff Members: Harris Ahmed, Josiah Baker, Jennifer Burgess, Michael Production Manager Shayne A. Strickland Heidi Steiner Thomas Negron DeHoog, Jenny Duncanson, Jason Maddox, David Meadows, Savannah Miller, Robert Offermann, Sandra Pedicini, Noi Sabal. David J. Shoulberg Opinions expressed in The Central Florida Future are those of the newspaper or individual columnist and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications, University Administration, or Board of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed, maximum of 300 words and include the author's signature, major and phone number. Letters are subject to editing for grammar and space and become the property of the newspaper, subject to their publication. The Central Florida Future is a free, non-profit newspaper published twice weekly during the academic year and weekly during the summer. All meetings of the BOP are open to the public. '1 ' January 16, 1992 • The Central Florida Future 7 , SeIVices offered, paid for, but rarely delivered to students might have expected. That's because there is also a Provided you don't run into any problems on the way. "processing'' fee taken out. This "processing" fee Whatever you do, don't make any mistakes on the Bill Cushing equals, in general, the same amount as the interest application because you'll never find out about it from you'll end up eventuaHy paying for the loan itself. this "service" organization. Even though the school has WHAT'S NEXT? In other words, that 8 percent loan just became a your telephone number or it might be written on the 16 percent loan in th.e blink of an eye. All these fees very application you've turned in to the financial aid and it still seems impossible for the department to get office, if there is a problem, you'll never know it until tudents atUCFwhoreceivefinancialaidknowthat the money to you in any kind of respectable time. after being delayed for several days and being told that there are plenty of service charges out of that However, there is an option for you if you need the check is on its way, being processed, or whatever S department. · some money at the start of the semester. It's called lame excuse might be in use that particular day. . The only problem is that there is damned little the "short term emergency loan." About the only Then, once you find out about the problem, don't service involved. accurate word in there is "loan" since, for any kind of even question anyone in the office. Because then • It is one of the most important departments that "emergency," it never can make it in any kind of you'll be told that "you should know better." exists on the campus and, it seems, that students "short term." And, you know what? That answer is perfectly correct cannot depend on its employees for any kind of With the short term loan, a student may borrow up You should know better. accurate information or attention. to $300 against the money that is coming in (any day You should know better than to expect people Student loans are supposed to be low-interest now) from financial aid. Once you get the check, there working within a department to have any idea on how (anywhere from 8 to 12 percent), guaranteed loans to is a $5 "service charge" imposed on this money. that department works; you should know better than assist students in meeting their living obligations as There's that charge for "service" again. to expect service from a service-oriented department well as paying for tuition expenses, books and the Yet, it takes at least two working days to process these days; you should know better than to expect a r. like. Of course, the disbursement of this money takes this "emergency" loan. - problem to be addressed by a state organization until up to a month or more from the financial aid office so Now, I don't know what these folks consider emer you are backed into a corner. don't plan on paying for (or, for that matter, eating) gency situations.but most of mine entail needs that . And you should know better than to' think that a anything for the first few weeks of school. . have to be attended to before 48 hours have lapsed; faceless, insentient bureaucratic body (or its work " And, when you finally get the check, don't be But, be that as it may, it takes two to three days for ers) would give a damn one way or the other for the people surprised to see the amount at a bit less than you a short term loan to be processed. it is supposedly serving, and charging-for "service." Sammy Sloth UCF LUCK: WHAT IF? The pres ;dent cut 'The· new coP\.p1ex ~r rts work in the WHAT! SOMETHING ~h' ribbon on the. was granted to )J Steal rh Bom.ber pro· 10 BE Aerospace Buildi I the s choo L,," rant.,, PROUD OF~ STUDE. NTS. SPEAK OUT "I think that the way the LASER is run is "I think that they should stay running later. crazy. I live across the street, and the bus use The students who attend at night should have to come every 15 minutes, now it comes every access to the LASER." 20 to 30 minutes. I talked to one of the bus drivers and he said they were all confused. I think that the stop back by the Wild Pizza is stupUl,. A couple ofmy friends have missed the bus because they didn't know the stop had been changed." --- Jolene Palazzo --- Julian Gonzalez liberal studies radio-television • "Let me specify, I usually use the Orlando "The new bus changes are fine. They haven't buses. But when I drive I sometimes park where caused any problems for me." . the buses stop. It is kind ofannoying because I've had to drive around the buses to get parking. " Craig Scurlock --- Yordaros Mathewos computer science biology This week's question: Does George/ Bush's ailment while in Japan hurt his public image? 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Call eve. 366-0890 Tours 1-800-426-7710. January 16, 1992 • The Central Florida Future 9 Shaky year in the NBA brings several surprises "Round Mound of Rebound "Barkley on the f(ading block by Jamie Johnson to the Seattle Supersonics for SPORTS EDITOR <>...... u:...... '~ * ,. Sean Kemp. Barkley and the Sixers seem Nearing the half way mark to have tired of each other and in the NBA season, looking for the result may be the biggest surprises in the team and divi EAT* trade in NBA history since the sion standings is ridiculous. Dawkins and the acquisition of days of Wilt Chamberlain. The challenge comes in trying center Charles Shackelford to Chamberlain was another su to find some facet o.fthe league play beside the «Round Mound perstar malcontent who went that has met what fans and of Rebound" Charles Barkley from the San Francisco (Golden • analysts expected. and the amazing shooting pro State) Warriors to the Sixers The Lakers are in fourth place ficiency of Hersey Hawkins. and finally to the Lakers, in the Pacific Division ofthe West The only possible reason for where the big man. finished ern Conference. The Golden State the team's dismal debut into out his career. Warriors are at the top. Teams 199~ is the fallen leadership of So where will Barkley end expected to rise this season, like Barkley, who began the season up? Not in L.A, not in Seattle ... the talented Indiana Pacers, have by criticizing his team's owner but maybe in Phoenix. The pos fallen to almost the depths of their Harold Katz ofkeeping a white sibility remains that both Phoe divisions. player on the roster over a black nix and the 76ers have initiated Besides the consistent domi- player because he was the only talks of the trade just to inspire • nation displayed by the Bulls white player left O:tl the team. the play of their superstars. and the rise to power of the He then went on to even more Johnson has started the season Knicks under coaching whiz Pat controversial action. Barkley slow and has seen his scoring " Riley, the league has shown con released his autobiography average and assist average se tinual signs of schizophrenia. Outrageous, which criticizes verely cut from last season. The Phoenix Suns began the his teammates and team at the The Suns feel comfortable ~ season by losing through the first end of 1991. He was also withJohnson'sback-up,Nigelle two weeks only to pull out of their charged with assault while in Knight, whohasplayedremark nose dive and sky rocket to the Milwaukee to play the Bucks. ably in his limited opportuni ~, heightsofthe Pacific division. The The result of Barkley's be ties. Johnson has shown a ten Cleveland Cavaliers did virtually havior has been Katz shop dency to get injured and Knight the same with the return cf point ping the the six foot, six inch, is young so only the Suns' Gen guard Mark Price. 252 pound power forward eral Manager J eny Colangelo The Philadelphia 76ers have around the league to the Lak knows exactly what will happen a losing record and are spiral ers for James Worthy and in the next few weeks. ing downward despite the re Elden Campbell, to the Suns in Such is life in the NBA these Magic shooting guard Nick Anderson goes up for the , turn of point guard Johnny return for Kevin Johnson and days. jam in the Orlando Arena. (Charles K. 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ORLANDO, FL 273-4097 (NEXT TO PIZZA HUfON ALAFAVA) I' ' f f 1 t 10 The Central Florida Future • January 16, 1992 UCF Running Knights Season Averages Ken Leeks led the Sun Belt conference in FNe foot, 10 inch Phillips skies over opponents . SCOring through last Week. (Michael DeHoog/FUTURE) versus Jacksonville Saturday. (Michael 0eHoog1FuruREJ ~ GROWTH averaged 1,290 in attendance at Southeastern Conference titles country," De.an said. ''People are homegamesayear, basketball gets FROM PAGE 12 nine home games this season in andaNational Championship. He coming and going in and out of about 15; the students get into all games in five of the past six sea- their new 5,100 seat UCf Arena. would now like to see UCF estab- here ~ll the time, so there just isn't those games for free, so we're ex- ... sons and finished thirdin the 1989 A record crowd of 3, 773 at lish some tradition of its own. a lot ofloyalty." pecting the rest of the community NCM East Regional. Saturday's ·78-7 4 loss to Sun Belt "I think we need to do agoodjob Despite the constant coming to come out and buy the tickets to Although baseball hasnotbeen Conference rival Jacksonville, of marketing our program," Dean and going of residents and tour- support us." a traditional crowd gatherer as however, may have signaled the said. "A lot of schools work 40to 50 ists, McDowell believes that the Although UCFsacademicrepu- football and basketball have been, beginning of the rise ofUCF Ath- years to establish a tradition and Central Florida region is ripe for tation still exceeds its athletictracli- letics to Division I prominence. gain respect; we've only been big time collegiate athletics. tion, McDqwell believes that the one might think that a nationally ~ ranked baseball program would "I think _one of the things we around for about 25 years, and I 'There are overthree and a half two can co-exist. attract more than the 383 fans per have to do in order to gather fan believe we've made great strides million permanent residents in 'We believe that academics and support is to try and establish a in gaining a lot of respect for our the Orlando Metro area," he said. athletics should go hand in hand," home game that it did last year. · J! ''Every player here wants to winning tradition," said Running athletic programs here." ''If we can just get to 5 percent of McDowell said, "but academics play in front of a large crowd," Knights head coach Joe Dean. Basketball, according to Dean, them, we'llhavemorepeoplethan should come first." Bergman said. 'We'd like to get 'That's going to be difficult to do in has suffered from lack of fan sup- we can fit into our stadium." Dean agrees, but wouldn'tmind more students out here to the our conference, but I think we're port throughout the Sunshine CanaDivisionl-Mschoolsuch if UCFs academic reputation did '1 games, have 'em make a lot of headed in the right direction. State because of the warm cli- as UCF successfully support mul- overshadow its athletic programs. noise and intimidate the other No stranger to winning tradi- mate; Floridians, he says, prefer tiple athletic programs? ''Every player we recruit," Dean team. ti on, Dean was an assistant coach outdoor activities over indoor 'Tm hoping that UCF can have said,"wewanthimtogethisdegree ''We try to do our part and win to Joe B. Hall at the University of sports such as basketball. a balanced program where each from UCF and to be a positive role as many games as we can." Kentuckyfrom 1977-83, where he ''Florida and California also are sport can support itself," McDow- mooel on campus and in the com- The Running Knights have helped lead the Wildcats to four the top two transient States in the ell said. "Baseball has about 25 munity." Come Early For The Best Seats. SAE's Kenny Boyfos attempts to throw the ball inbounds over the threatening arms of the UCF basketball team's equipment manager Lou Difeo. 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Now mid-way through the .''You can't take any team in UCF have been making their basketball season, the Lady the conference for granted," mark in the conference.Yolanda Knights are climbing up Winters said. "You'll have all Rhodes is second overall in scor ... throµgh the ranks of the Sun the competition you want ev ing with 148 points and Tamika Belt Conference. ery night out. This conference Coley is third with 144. Both This is the inaugural season was rated fourth in the country will have a way to go to over of the Sun Belt Conference, based on the number of teams take first place, which belongs ~ which combined the old Sun it had in . the top 25 and the to Nicole Wilkett of Arkansas Helt and American South Con ~trength of the schools in the State with 226 points. ferences. Nine teams compete conference." Coley and Rhodes are both .. in the conference; Arkansas - ranked in the top 10 in field goal State, Lamar, Louisiana Tech, percentage. Brinda Green is New Orleans, South Alabama, eighth in free throw Rercentage 11 Southwestern Louisiana, UT (68.2 percent) and is fourth in Freshman LaTonya assists, averaging five per game. Pan American, Western Ken Johnson was incorrectly Col~y, a five foot, 10 inch tucky and UCF. identified as Tamika • As of January 5, Louisiana freshman out of St. Petersburg Coley in last Thursday's has emerged as the big story for Tech is in first place, followed edition of the Future. by Western Kentucky and New the team this year. Johnson came to UCF Coley arrived at UCF after Orleans. Arkansas State is from Haines City High '"' listed fourth and UCF is fifth. leading her Pinellas Park High School where she let School team to the state tourna UCF is the biggest surprise in tered in three sports. the conference. The Lady ment. Coley averaged 20 points "Knigl,1,ts were picked to finish and 10 rebounds per game as a last in a pre-season poJl of the UCF head coach Gail . senior. conference coaches. And since Falkenberg feels that the Lady Coley is ranked second in "this listing, UCF has added Knights can finish in the upper rebounds with 87, almost 11 another win and one more loss half of the conference and se per game. Green and Rhodes to their 4-4 record. cure a place in the conference are among the top five for steals championship play-offs, which for the team .. UCF is looking to improve Tricia Duncan (in white shirt) and Brinda Green practice one step at a time, which means is something the team did not As a team UCF is fourth takjng fourth place from the do last year. in scoring and third in both with the team in the UCF Arena. (John Rivera/FUTURE) ~ Arkansas State Lady Indians. ''I think we can finish in the free throws and in field goal ' But Ar1rnnsas State head middle or better," Falkenberg said. percentage. , coach Jerry Winters is very op- 'That's up to the team. We're in UCF has 12 conference Sports Quiz Answers timistic about the success ofher the middle now, and I think we're games left, including two this ~team. surprising everyone." week on Thursday and Satur "We were picked to finish Falkenberg knows what.it is day. Both are home games. fourth and tlrtlt was encourag going to take to obtain that goal. F-alkenberg is optimistic ,. ing," Winters said. "I thought ''We need more controlled about the rest of the season l;mt at the time that was pretty play without sacrificing the is quick to add: optimistic. But were having a speed we have," Falkenberg "The Sun Belt Conference is -:-good season." said. "And we need continued good top to bottom!" • _ The Future Sports Quiz will run every Tuesday with answers every .Thursday GROWfH MANAGEMENT FEllOWSIDPS .. KEVIN COSTNER ~ounrno~mM JFK The Story That Won't Go Away . . NOW PLAYINGI / The Central Florida Future Spom January 16, 1992 1 2 UCF looking for athletic growth AD Gene McDowell leads way by Dave Meadows ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR The University of Central Florida has long been re garded as a fine institution ofhigher learning. Founded in 1963 as Florida Technological University, UCFs primary function was to supply scientists and engineers for the Kennedy Space Cent.er. Because of it.s youth, though, UCF still has yet to establish it.self as as a perennial athletic power despit.e recent successes of it.s football and baseball programs. The 1990 edition of the Fighting Knights, led by head coach and Athletic Director Gene McDowell, advanced to the NCAA Division I-AA semi-finals in their first season at that level of play .. With that kind of success, one might think that fan support would almost become automatic; but UCFfoothall has yet to attract a faithful followillg. The '91 Knights drew an average of 14,988 spectators per game at the 70,000 seat Florida Citrus Bowl - respectable numbers for a I-AA program, but ifUCF is to Senior Kelley Kochevar (5) goes head to head against a German opponent in Sunday's successfully climb the ranks into· Division I-A by 1996 as projected, more fan support will be needed. exhibition. The Lady Knights tied the Gerrl)ans, 3-3. (John Rivera1FuTuREJ 'Tm not unhappy with the attendance we had this past season," McDowell said. ''It's about what you'd expect to have when you have a mediocre season (6-5) like we did. Schreiner scores two straight goals; · "If we had won eight or nine games and made the I-AA playoffs, we probably could have expect.ed 21,000 or 22,000 •l people at our home games." UCF, Ge1111an team tie in exlnbition McDowell believes that the move to Division I-A will by Harris Ahmed said. ''We were playing a big-time team in this one, generat.e its own fan int.erest STAFF REPORTER so to tie them is pretty good." "You wouldn't have to play a top-15 t.eam every week in Schreiner's thoughts on the game were somewhat order to get the kind of support you would need; ifyou put The Lady Knights Soccer team began its tune-up mutual. ''We played OK," Schreiner said. "We just a couple of them on your schedule, win eight or nine season with an exhibition matchup against the could've done better but at least now we can correct . games and then maybe go to a bowl game, you could expect Women's German National Team at nearby Univer the mistakes we've made this past season." to draw about 30,000 per game." sity High School Stadium this past Schreiner's performance bodes well Success on the field has never been known to be detri Sunday. for the Lady Knights. Schreiner came mental to the popularity of any sport, but win do not It is one of three upcoming exhibi "We were play to UCF this year from the University guarant.ee large crowds. tion games during the spring. ing a big-time of Hartford where the five foot, seven Coach Jay Bergman's baseball teams have won 40-plus The first half was very much even as inch forward played for one year. Karen Kopp and Tiffany Schreiner team in this Before going to Hartford, Schreiner GROWTH continued page 10 scored the first two goals along with one." was a ·NSCAA All-American and the the German's pair of goals, to make it . Bill Barker Colorado Female Athlete of the Year. _9 UCF Sports This Week 2-2 at halftime. SOCCER COACH Originally from Littleton, Colorado, The Germans held on to a 3-2 lead Schreiner will be expected to provide in the second half until Tina Theis •••••••••. continued leadership next year to a scored the final goal of the afternoon on a direct kick young UCF squad that includes talented but young near the goal to end the match in a 3-3 draw. players such as freshman Amy Geltz who set a Coach Bill Barker commended both his women]s national record in high school by scoring 205 goals. \" team as well as its opponents on a fair game, even Other exhibition games include miatches against though he expected more out of it. the Denmark National Team and regular season rival Duke University. "They [the Germans] are not a bad team," Barker 1, _Knights pitching staff ready for new·season , by Jason Lesko ''He is extraordinarily developed for his win at this level," Maack said CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE age. He already has a major league change Still, who is expected to be a 5-10 round~ up," pitching coach Mike Maack Said draft pick in June, went 10-2 lastyearwith Possibly the best pitching staff in the Paul Collins and Eric Hagstrom are a 3.01 earned run average. Still will be the · state of Florida can be found here at UCF. the other two freshman who signed. opening day pitcher on Feb. 2 against FIT:~ "This is the best staffthat I have been Burgess MacN amara from · Broward Th"'e all-time save leader at UCF, Huie, associated with in my 12 years of coach Community Co11ege, J'tlles Van who went 4-2 with a 2.87 earned run aver ing experience," assistant coach Terry Landuyt out of Manatee and Sean age and added eight saves last year, will be ,.1 Williams said. Ordway from Dade South were the the main stopper out of the bullpen. Going int~ the 1992 season, the other new pitchers expected to see play Another pitcher that promises to impact Knights have nine to 10 legitimate pitch ing time. the rotation is Anthony Laszaic, who went ers as opposed to carrying just four on ''What we looked for in the pitchers 9-1 during the 1990 season. ~their roster last season. that we signed was not only talent but He was sidelined lastyear with an elbow "The depth of the pitching staff is pitchers that came from winning injury but is fully healed for this ooming what's going to carry us this year," programJs, and what we got was pitch season. Williams·said. ers that know how to win," Maack said. "Anthony is one of our better pitchers · Coming off a 41-21 season, the main The two leaders of the staff are jun that we have. He will be a force this year," object during the off season was to ior Jimmy Still and senior Brian Huie. Still said. ~ · build up the pitching staff. This objec Still is a right hand pitcher out of Rounding out the starting rotation are tive was more than accomplished with Miami and Huie is a lefty out of sophomoresJasonSchluttandJoe Wagner. the signing of A11-American Mike Alphretta, Georgia. · ''I am extremely pumped for this sea- ,, Halperin, who went 22-0 at Naples "They both demonstrated last year son,. I can't wait to get started," Maack Burgess McNamara pitches during Barron Collier. and during fall practice that they can said. practice. (Charles K Morrow/FUTURE) _ ,,. -- TRIVIA ANSWERS pag~ 11 . - . . . JF. American Music Awards artists nominated Monday, Jan. 27the19th annual "AMERICAN rary ~nd Dance Music - to outstanding perform return it to the Editorial Office. M_USIC AWARDS" show will be on WFTV Channel ers as voted by the American record-buying public. After the show we will compare the results to · 9 at 8 p.m. The special telecast will be live from the Among those scheduled to appear on the telecast the ballots and give complementary movie passes Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California. . include Paula Abdul, Garth Brooks, Color Me to those individuals with the most correct an Thirty awards will be presented in seven catego Badd, Lita Ford, James Ingram, LL Cool J, Reba swers. NOTE: All categories must be filled out to ries - Pop/Rock, Country, Soul/Rhythm & Blues, McEntire, Michael W. Smith, Crystal Waters and be eligible. The deadline for ballots to be submit Rap, Heavy Metal/Hard Rock, Adult Contempo- Trisha Yeaiwood. Complete the ballot below and ted is Jan 24. POP/ROCK FA VO RITE ALB UM: RHYTHM & BLUES _Boyz II Men FAVORITE AL'f3UM: "Time, Love and Tender _D.J.JazzyJeff&TheFresh "Cooleyhighharmony" FAVORITE MALE ARTIST: ness" FAVORITEMALEARTIST: Prin~ . _(Boyz II Men) _Bryan Adams _ (Michael Bolton) _LL Cool J "I'm Your Baby Tonight" _Michael Bolton "Gonna Make You Sweat" _Prince FAVORITE SINGLE: _(Whitney Houston) _:_Rod Stewart _ (C&C Music Factory) _Luther Van dross "I Adore Mi Adore" "Power Of Love" "Unforgettable" _(Color Me Badd) _(Luther Vandross) FAVORITE FEMALE ART _(Natelie Cole) FAVORITE FEMALE ART "I Wanna Sex-You Up" ''New Jack City" (soundtrack) IST: "Out Of Time" IST: _(Color Me Badd) _(Various Artists) _Paula Abdul _(R.E.M.) _Mariah Carey "Motown philly" _Mariah Carey _Natalie Cole _(Boyz II Men) FAVORITE NEW ARTIST _Whitney Houston FA VO RITE NEW ARTIST: _Whitney Houston _Boyz II Men _Boyz II Men _Color Me Badd FAVORITE BAND, DUO OR _C&C Music Factory FAVORITEBAND,DUOOR _Hi-Five GROUP: _Color Me Badd GROUP: _C&C Music Factory _Be11 Biv DeVoe _Color Me Badd _Guns N' Roses C 0 U N T Fi Y "She's In -Love With The · "Don't Rock The Jukebox" Boy" _(Alan Jackson) FAVORITE SINGLE: FAVORITE MALE ARTIST: _(Trisha y earwood) "Rumor Has It" "(Everything I Do) I Do For _Clint Black "The Thunder Rolls" _(Reba McEntire) You" _Garth Brooks ·_(Garth Brooks) "It's All About To Change" _(Bryan Adams) _Ricky Van Shelton (Travis Tritt) "I Wanna Sex You Up" FAVORITE ALBUM: _(Color Me Badd) FA VO RITE FEMALE ART "Put Yourselfln My Shoes" "More Than Words" IST: _(Clint Black) FAVORITE NEW ARTIST: _(Extreme) _Kathy Mattea "No Fences" _Bllly Dean _Reba McEntire _(Garth Brooks) _Pam Tillis ~Dolly Parton "Ropin' The Wind" _Trisha Yearwood FAVORITE SINGLE: _(Garth Brooks) FAVORITE BAND "Here's A Quarter (Call _Alabama Someone Who Cares) _TheJudds (Travis Tritt) _The Kentucky HeadHunters R A p ''Mama Said Knock You Out" DANCE MUSIC Homeless) FAVORITE ARTIST: _(LL Cool J) _ (Crystal Waters) _D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The "Apocalypse '91 ... The FAVORITE ARTIST: "Someday" Fresh Prince · Enemy Strike Back" _C & C Music Factory _ (Mariah Carey ) _Hammer _(Public Enemy) _Madonna _N.W.A. - _Crystal Waters FA VO RITE NEW ARTIST: FA VO RITE NEW ARTIST: _C & C Music Factory FAVORITE ALBUM: _D.J. Quik FAVORITE SINGLE: _The KLF "Homebase" _Marky Mark & The Funky "Gonna Make You Sweat" _Crystal Waters _DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Bunch _(C & C Music Factory) ·Prince. _Naughty By Nature "Gypsy Woman (She's HEAVY METAL CONTEMPORARY :::::: : :?:::::::::::::::::::.:-:~:::;:; : , : ;:(~\{ .·::::.: ·'..:·:·:·:·:· :·:·:::::::::::::::::;:;: :::: FAVORITE ARTIST: _Guns N' Roses FAVORITE ARTIST: _Paula Abdul lllltlllllill _Metallica _Van Halen _Natalie Cole ~\Vhitney Houston FAVORITE ALBUM: "Use Your 11lusion I" FAVORITE ALBUM: _(Guns N' Roses) "Spellbound" "Metallica" _(Paula Abdul) _(Metallica) "Unforgettable" . "For Unlawful Carnal _:.(Natalie Cole) Knowlede" "I'm Your Baby Tonight" _(Van Halen) _(Whitney Houston) FAVORITE NEW ARTIST: FA VO RITE NEW ARTIST: _Alice In Chains _Marc Cohn _Firehouse _Michael W. Smith _Nirvana _The Triplets ...... Volume .Number. Jan .• 1992 --'--'"-'------~..;---~-~ ---- 2 Confetti • January 16, 1992 Corgan emerges from gloom to boldly lead Pumpkins Nevermind forces immediate attention, reaction for young Americans; Nitzer Ebb compromises rawness for nightclub, radio airplay \ . bass players: spirit. gish is the This album seems dedicated the ever changing world of equivalentofSonic Youth'sSis- to young America. "Love my- Industrial and Progressive ter & Evol. Tempo changes, self, betterthanyou/lknowit's music. To be honest, I really harsh singing and obscure yet wrong/but what should I do?" don't think these types of simple lyrics may be shared by from "On a Plain" pretty much music can really be defined both bands, yet the material- sums up our political involve- anymore. ization of their muses are not rnentsandstrifesinourlandof ebbhead lacks the anger mirror rip-offs. freedom.Misdirectionofenergy and energy of other NE al- "Suffer"isslowwithakinetic ishithardthrough"InB1oom." bums. Listening to 'That bassline,whichisamazingfora Theprotagonistisafanofmusic Total Age and then to ( band to be alternative to the who knows all the words but ebbhead is like going from point to NOT copy proven sue- doesn'tunderstandtheirmessage. heavy construction work to"" cess formulas (re: Chili Pep- Other tracks that are sure doing laundry. The beats •gish pers). ·"Rhinoceros,"tooisaslow Kurt Cobain's scratchy vocals topleaseare"Breed,""Lithium" and vocals from That Total Artist: Smashing Pumpkins mover with a great chorus. on Saturday Night live and and "Polly," an acoustic ballad Age reeked of rebellion and Producers: Butch Vig and This isn't lethargy fest. "I then MTV the following Sun- about rape. anarchy. It was powerful, Billy Corgan Am One" thrashes into "Siva," day, it's questionable if they'll . -by Anthony Torres noisy and very danceable. Label: Caroline which has the engineers con- sell more records than they On the other hand, ebbhead -- trolling volume for a powerful broke equipment. is good, but it lacks rawness. ) Chew Digest fanzine revealed effect. Most impressing is Takingintoaccountthatfull- Tracks like "Reasons" and that Billy Corgan played in a "tristessa." I first heard this on core shows have been going on "Lakeside Drive" are merely Tampa Bay area band. commercial radio. forafewmonthsandthatCobain boring repetitive little ditties. Its name was the Marked, and Unfortunately, this band is deaf in one ear and half-way The two standout tracks on it played gloom during the mid played at Club Detroit, St. there in another, it's excusable the album are "DJVD" and '80s. Corgan went to Chicago after Petersburglastsemester. Their thathissingingwascoated with "Trigger Happy." They both the break up of this near-local show in Orlando was canceled. scabbed larynx blood. seem to find the perfect mix of outfit Now he's singer/guitarist Will they tour again through · Nevermind, the album they old edgy NE and new soulful behind Smashing Pumpkins and Florida? Perhaps. Buy gish in were promoting, sounds much Nine Inch Nails. in their debut gi,sh. - the meantime. This is clas'Si- better from the stereo than the With immense competition Perhaps the most promis fied "alternative," with no pre- television. The vocals are very in the Industrial field from the ing new band to ~rise that is tension of being- played on precise and audible, as are the likesofMinistry and Nine Inch non-industrial/house in the "house/metal" radio. guitars and drumming. Nails, Nitzer Ebb lost a past year, they have already -Anthony Torres "Smells like Teen Spirit'' starts • ebbhead hardcore sound, most likely at released an EP containing live off the tape with a hook that lures Artist: Nitzer Ebb the expense of night-club air- ( tracks. If this scratches the •Nevermind one into the rest of the album. Producers: Alan Wilder and play. If they release some re- quality of the songs on gish, Artist: Nirvana Hooks are very sharp throughout. Flood ally good dance mixes, NE may the six or so tracks would be Producers: Butch Vig and Listening to "Lounge Act:' is as Label: Geffen Records hold onto their hardcore well worth the cost. Nirvana easy as the music is bouncy. The master's status, but for now - ( Smashing Pumpkin's share Label: David Geffen Company · sound mix has Cobain's talking Nitzer Ebb have lost their they are simply adequate with something in common with and screaming both at same vol- edge. The new album ebb head is what they do. Sonic Youth aside from female After listening to Nirvana's umes. an attempt to stay current with - David J. Shoulberg DAVID J. SHOULBERG Lou Reed I Magic & ·Loss, gerous... and finally for the Jodie Watley I Affairs of the please shut up file on Sinead Final1 y, rock group Spinal Heart, Nitzer Ebb I Ebbhead, O'Connor, Rolling Stone re Tap is back in the stl,ldio. Tap The Family Stand I Moon In ports that O'Connor recently is eagerly recording "Break Scorpio, Maceo Parker I Mo spoke with Ireland's "Hot Like The Wind," their first al Roots ... monitoring the Bill Press" about America. Among bum since 1984's "Smell The board charts, Michael Jack other things, she said A ''There Glove." Audio Implants hopes son still holds the ,#1 single isn't any American culture," B. that they have solved that little spot but look for competition "Iri Ireland you'd get home drummer problem ... First there from Nirvana, George without being murdered or was The Traveling Wilburys Michael or Prince to chal raped. You can't do that in and then The Kotting Hill lenge next week. As far as America. That h~ppens all the billies. Now comes The Jackson's hold on the albums time," and C. ''You don't go for Buzzin Cousins. Cousins con~ chart, he is slipping. Garth drinks. Chances are the per sists of John Mellencamp, Brooks, U2 and Nirvana are son will be a fuckin' psycho. 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H&H Publishing CLAST ~~:;~" Company, Inc. Your Florlda Reading, Writing, Essay, Mathematics CLAST Connection. January 16, 1992 • Confetti 3 Pauly explores in 'Persecution' by Ed Bowes [Jews] were being accused by Church in Austria was still a the lower clergy of murdering powerful and authoritative in 1992 marks 50 years since Christian children, desecrating stitution as late as the 1930s." the Nazi war machine, in Aus the consecrated wafer (so that Thus, "traditions" of anti tria and abroad, reached the they could murder the body of Semitism have been carried all zenith ofits policy ofgenocide in Jesus over and over), and poi the way into our own century. which more than six million soning wells," Pauley writes. However, as Pauley points out, "' Jews found death. History won't Because the Catholic Church differentiation of the Jew from soon forget the murderous holo the rest ofsociety was soon trans caust driven by anti-Semitism. ferred from the theological (reli ~ However, what isn't fully cov gious) to the racial, and this ered in the retrospectives is the BooK FAcrs attitude was perpetrated by the history of anti-Semitism itself, racist ideologies of the 19th cen Austrian in particular. tury. Dr. Bruce Pauley, a professor With anti-Semitism finding of history at UCF, has made new legitimacy in 19th century well over half a dozen academic racism, "From Prejudice To Per : trips to Europe. These have in secution" explains how a stage, variably,broughthim to the stud or prelude, for the Holocaust ies of Austrian anti-Semitism. was set. Through these studies, Pauley Pauley makes a very strong ~ has authored "From Prejudice point throughout that anti to Persecution: A History of Semitism was not a force cre Austrian Anti-Semitism," which diligently used anti-Semitism ated by Nazis, just one that was brings to life a full and accurate to procure its own power, many exploited at a very ripe mo account ofAustria's anti-Semitic superstitions and disbeliefs were ment. According to the author, history. integrated into early Austrian anti-Semitism was bolstered by Even though the Nazis and society. Accusations against the university students prior to and " the Holocaust are confined to Jewish people were usually con after the World War I. this century, the anti-Semitism fined to "times of severe eco On the surface, this fact might that motivated their deeds is nomic or social crisis." seem quite startling. However, ~ certainly not. The black plague and poor Pauley shows how fierce compe "From Prejudice to Persecu harvests were just some of the tition for jobs often led Gentile tion" points out that anti many devastating incidents university students to anti Semitism too~ root in Austria blamed on Jews. Semitism. This was further com "' (and Europe as well), in part, Even though Austrian soci pounded in negative directions with help from the Roman ety grew and matured along by ideologies ofracism rational- Catholic Church. side the rest of Europe, Pauley UCF professor discusses the centuriesold plight of the "By the twelfth century they notes that "the Roman Catholic Persecution continued C4 persecution of Jews.cchape1 Hill) Slater soliloquizes in role as post-pubescent cop by Patrick Campbell movie, The San Francisco Po when his brother is murdered and comedy and one of the fun his business. lice Department is not big and he inherits the district, he niest things about it is it is told Tony G-Oldwyn plays Ted, the Christian Slater has not had enough to effectively cover all must now become the respon in first person point of view. cop who gets to be George's part great luck with his movie ca the city districts, so the city sibl~ one and goes on a per George narrates everything ner for the first few weeks to reer. When he co-starred in sold the legal rights to each sonal vendetta forthe man who that is happening by looking make sure he does not screw up movies like "Heathers," ''Young one of these districts. The . killed his brother. into the camera and talking to too much. Ted's regular cop who Guns 2," "Robin Hood" and owner is the head of the spe The movie is a blend ofaction the audience while going about does not want to make any "Star Trek 6," he was fine but cial patrol and has the respon trouble conflicts_ nicely to did not get much recognition sibility to protect all the people George's arrogant, cocky, defy I' because of all the other actors of that district. the-system mentality. In one around him. When he had a Christian Slater plays creative scene, they argue and movie where he was the main George Kuffs, a 21-year-old repeatedly swear at each other . star like "Gleaming The Cube" ·man who has been an irre but all the swear words are or "Pump Up The Volume," he sponsible, care-free drifter who dubbed out by loud street noises. did not get any recognition be never even finished high The jokes can be predictable cause the movies were bad. school. When he finds out his sometimes but still funny, like Slater finally has a good solo girlfriend of six months is preg the runni~gjoke about turkeys. project that should bring him nant, he decides it is time to The main theme of this some recognition. run again. George's plan is to movie tells people who are lazy "Kuffs" is a fun, uplifti~g get another loan from his and irresponsible that they movie that puts a new twist on brother, who 1s the head of a should do something with their the "cop-buddy" theme. In the district, and run away. Only life, but they should not wait until it is forced on them. They should act now. Even if everyone around them is saying they can't handle anything but they know they can, they must believe in themselves.· I would recom mend seeing Kuffs to anyone. I was surprised I enjoyed it as much as I did. No Secrets 'No Hazing · ··~r ~ r~ •Parties 'J\{{J Worries •Socials • Any Special Occasion If you have any questions regarding Della Upsilon, please do not hesitate lo call one or our rcprcsenlalivcs, Michael Lamb or Joel l~ilcy, al the All Greek Council Office, phlt 823·2072. BRIDALS Bridesmaids, Mother of the Bride CENTRAL FLOlllDAS WEDDING TRADffiON SINCE 1942. Bring this ad In for fr•• gifts with purchase Fashion Square • 898-6122 Altomonte Mall • 339-3131 Florida Mall • 855-7 555 Delta Upsilon Fraternity 4 Confetti• January 16, 1992 'Naked Lunch,' not an appetizer for everyone mother), and, like the personal in his work. His wife Joan in while rooted in Burroughs' own ous other insects present here) ( FILM FACTS ity from which he comes, he is a jects it, his friends (characters personal experiences as an ad are repulsive, and therein lies man whose desire for knowl based on Allen Ginsberg and dict, deals with all kinds of the equation the creatures hold edge brings him to some bizarre Jack Kerouac and easily recog addictions - the police are with drug addiction. It is noted c. experiences. nizable as such) have tried it. addicted to power, Dr. Benway as a disgusting habit yet one Cronenberg seems to work · Even the gigantic roach that (one of Burroughs' constant fic that attracts at the same time. well with insects: Lee is a roach the police leave with him asks tion characters and played here After shooting his' wife exterminator in New York City, Lee fo r a fi x. by Roy Scheider) is addicted to (which re-enacts almost exactly a city where everyone and ev The bug powder and the bugs control, and even Lee's other Burroughs shootingofhis wife), erything else seems to be get themselves are analogous to addiction to manipulation. Lee ends up in a mystical place ting off on the powder he uses heroin, and the story itself, Yes, the roaches (and vari- called Interzone, a refuge for < the exotic, perverse and sexual. Interzone is a surrogate for by Bill Cushing Tangiers, the north African city where Burroughs spent much ~ of his time writing and experi "At the end of the fork, just menting with various drugs before the bite, is life in the and sexual orientations. raw, the meat from the lobster · In Interzone, Lee acts as an claw, the naked lunch ... " agent. In fact, everybody in Interzone seems to be an agent After Henry Miller's ''Tropic although it is never quite clear ~ of Caprico.rn," William S. forwhomanyoneis specifically Burroughs' ''Naked Lunch" was working. The only sure thing is one of the most revolutionary that agents abound. and controversial books of the This is a film that can be early 1960~. His writing contin confusing to most modern ued and expanded on the viewers. It is steeped in meta stream-of-consciousness writing phor and allegory, and it de- v. style James Joyce introduced. picts a time in which ambigu Once labelled as a novel that ity was appreciated. In the could never be translated into current age of tech manuals film, director David Cronenberg and blueprints for everything, ("Dead Ringers," "The Fly") has "Naked Lunch" might well lose decided to try it. Using Peter much of its audience. Weller (the man with America's However, for viewers willing ~ most famous jawline after star- to research the hows and whys - ring in "Robocop") as William that motivated Burroughs, "Na Lee, the movie is based partially ked Lunch" is a montage that 1 on the novel and a bit on the artfully and accurately captures history behind its writing. The movie becomes a strange a time when, as writer Edward mix of the facts in Burroughs' Falco said, "cats were hep." A visual tour-de-force, "Na- ( life and the fiction he created. ked Lunch" is nicely buttressed Lee is, in actuality, Burroughs (Lee was, in fact, the Bill Lee(played by Peter Weller) talks with a "mugwump" before leaving NY for the with the music of saxophonist Ornette Coleman. maiden name of Burroughs' lnterzone in David Cronenberg's film "Naked Lunch." (Pat HarbonJ present day. graphs, "From Prejudice to Per vides hundreds of quotations from Irene Harand, for whom Persecution In contemporary Austria, there secution" contains fantastic il and literary references that the book is dedicated: "I fight arestillelementsofanti-Seriritism, lustrations ofindividuals as well bring to life examples of Aus anti-Semitism because it ma FROMPAGEC3 whether it be in the form of a as examples of propaganda per trian anti-Semitism. ligns our Christendom." special honoring in 1978 of a fa tainingtoAustria'santi-Senritic. On e such quote, perhaps the ized by · social Darwinism, a mous anti-Semite, Leopold Furthermore, Pauley pro- most significant in the book, is concept quite prevalent in the Kunschak, or the condoning of universities. acts by youthful Neo-Nazis. "From Prejudice To Perse Saliently, the author provides cution" tracks the history of his own present-day photographs Austrian anti-Semitism from of anti-Semitism in Austria its early Medieval roots to the Along with these photo- 1 Bring Friends .. . Roo111mates .. . and Money!!! Belz Factory Outlet World Mall2 OUTLET 363-4670 c 10% student discount on regu lar merchandise with UCF ID MM (