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Dear All, I suppose, to be accurate, this should be entitled 'From the Bungalow'! Tilda andImovedoutoftheRectoryinFinchamoverthreeyearsago.Whatamove thatwasaswewereseriouslydownsizinginourmoveintothesmallbungalow hereinNarborough.Ihaveoftenjokedsincethatifournewhomehadwheelsit would be a caravan! The most painful thing we had to do was to get rid of furnitureandhouseholdgoodswhichhadtravelledwithusthroughmostofour married life. It had little commercial value but oh what memories it invoked. Some items of furniture our children took because they had known them for mostoftheirlives. As wetravelthrough life wedoseemtocollectaroundus goodsandchattels which travel with us. Their importance is personal and subjective. However they are only things which we are instructed in the Bible not to store up for ourselves,asJesustaughtusintheSermonontheMount.Wearetoldthatwe arejustpilgrimsandtravellersonourjourneythroughthislife. Thismonthwewillberemindedagainthatwedonottravelthisjourneyalone. Before Jesus ascended into heaven, which is remembered by the Church this yearonThursday,13thMay,hepromisedthatwewouldnotbeleftaloneand without comfort. That promise was fulfilled at Pentecost when the Holy Spirit cametobeourcomforterandcompanionthroughthislife.Werememberthisin ChurchonSunday, 23rd May.GodtheHoly Spirit iswithus,asJesusGod's SonpromisedandkeepsusintouchwithGod,theFather.Wewillbereminded of the of this relationship on Trinity Sunday, May 30th. What a month for Christian celebration! What travelling companions we have if we will only believe and trust! What opportunities we have to celebrate these Church FestivalsbybeinginChurchonthesethreedates. Canon Allan Viller

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52 9 Group4 News Group4 News BOUGHTON’S TITANIC CONNECTION ForthepasttwoyearsYvonneHume(Findlay),ourmonthly recipewriter,hasbeenbusywritingacookerybookbasedon menusfromthehistoricshipTitanic. It all started when Yvonne was doing research to write a biography of her great uncle, John Law Hume; the first violinist on the Titanic, that she came across the ships menus. Having in the past been involved in her own professional kitchens, she naturally became fascinated with thefoodthatwasservedonboard.So,aswellaswritingthe biography she decided to write a Titanic themed cookery book. Yvonne thought that the best plan, after researching the actual ingredients, was to rewrite and simplify the menus so that cooks of all levels couldrecreatethefoodservedontheship. Yvonnehasalwaysfoundthatwhensheislookingtobuyacookerybookthere seemstobeadistinctlackofphotographstoaccompanytherecipes,soinher book, there is a full colour picture of each and every recipe (taken by her husband Roger.) Along with this there are cookery hints and tips, photos showingnapkinfolding,ashortbiographyofhergreatuncle,abiographyofthe Titanic chef Pierre Rousseau, lists of served on board, lists of the food andcrockeryordered,aconversionchartandmanymoredeliciousnonTitanic recipesmakingthisaveryversatileeverydaycookerybooktoo. Since being listed on Amazon’s website Yvonne’s book seems to have developed a life of its own. She has been approached by journalists from national and regional newspapers resulting in features in several newspapers hereandabroad,shehasappearedontworadiostationsandattheendofApril sheisbookedtoappearonaliveTVshow. Whilstshewasbusywiththecookerybookthebiographywasputontheback burner but the biography has now been completed and is with the publisher, readytogotoprintinthenextfewweeksforreleaseinthesummer Nowthereseemstobenostopping Yvonne,shehasjustfinished workingon herthirdbook,astudentcookerybookentitled‘SurvivingUniversity’(dueoutin theautumn)andissoontostartonherfourth,abookofScottishcookerycalled ‘GreatGranniesOldFashionedScottishRecipesFromTheEarly1900’s’ RMSTitanic“dinnerisserved”isreleasedonApril14th(The98thanniversaryof Titanichittingtheiceberg). Itisavailablefromwww.amazon.co.uk,www.stenlake.co.uk,www.amazon.com, Waterstones,WHSmith,Foylesandothermajoroutlets (Welldoneandcongratulations,Yvonne.Ed) 10 51 Group4 News Group4 News

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It has cost a small fortune to keep the birds in our garden fed this winter. Burrows and Howes Ltd HoweverDavidandIdogetalotofpleasurefromwatchingthem–wellmostof thetime.Thatwasn’tthecasetheothermorningthoughwhenahensparrow hawkswoopeddownonablackbirdpluckedoutitsfeathersandthenpeckeda sizeablechunkoutofitbeforethepoorthingdied.Davidhadhiscameraout andcouldseeveryclearlywhatwashappening.Neitherofuscanunderstand thefascinationtheRSPBhaveforbirdsofpreywhichneedtokillnearlyevery day,theirmethodscanbestbedescribedasnondiscriminatoryandoftencruel. Full Garden Design Impressivetheymaybebuttheirnumbersareeverincreasingwhilesomeofthe Lady Landscaper species they prey on such as grey partridges and lapwings are rapidly decreasing.TheRSPBgardenbirdcountthisyearshowedseveralspecieshad decreased presumably due to the hard winter. I must confess to being somewhatscepticalabouttheaccuracyofsuchsurveysforIknowforafactthat someofthebirdsthatfeedinourgardenalsovisitothers.Howaccuratecan Our Services include: thesecounts be whenthesamebirdmay becountedintwoorthreegardens withintheallottedtime? • GardenMakeovers For several years we have kept a list of the birds we’ve seen in our garden, whichismoreorlessenclosed,andthisyearhavebeenabletoaddacoupleof • PatiosandRotundas new ones. To qualify a bird must set foot on our property although we have Fencing includedswallowsbecauseononeoccasiontheywereswoopingverylowwithin • theboundariesfeedingonflyingants.Thetotalisnowanimpressive47species • HedgeCare although some like yellow hammers, siskins, jays, crows and redwings have beenrecordedonly veryoccasionally.The newcomersthis yearhavebeen a • TreePlantingandMaintenance moorhen(awaterhentoyouNorfolkpeople)andmostsurprisinglyaverysmart • Spraying(weeds,fencingandsheds) male reed bunting which we’ve seen several times lately. We would though havelovedtohavebeenabletoaddthewaxwingwhichpaidaverybriefvisitto • Sheds(suppliedanderected) agardeninHatherleyGardens,littlemorethanastone’sthrowfromourhouse! • GardenClearance EachmorningDavidsprinklesalittlemixedfinchseedonthelawnwhichproves to be very attractive to chaffinches, wood pigeons, a pair of redlegged partridgesandafewsparrowsincludingtreesparrowswhichhavenowbecome Foranimmediatequote: regulars.Wehavebeeninterestedtoobservethatapairofbluetitshasbeen CallOfficeon:01760337222 goinginandoutofone ofthenestboxeseversinceChristmas–maybethey were sheltering in it. They are still busy so hopefully they have now started Allyon:07900673220 nesting.Thelocalbarnpopulationappearstohavesurvivedthecoldwinterwell with several being sighted around the village. A pure white pheasant too has e:mail[email protected] beenshowinguponoccasions.Thesearen’tthatuncommonasmanyshoots BurrowsandHowesLtdhasfullpublicliabilityinsurance Continued on page 13 12 49 Group4 News Group4 News

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NOTICE BOARD PILATES Mobile Beauty Therapist FOR A LONGER LEANER, (Female clients only) BALANCED SELF Getyoubodyinexcellentconditionforallthose FLOWER FESTIVAL Beachamwell All ages and abilities ~ Small Classes specialoccasions,relax&unwindinthecomfort ALL SAINTS’ CHURCH ofyourownhome! BOUGHTON Half Marathon *BOOKING ESSENTIAL* (EveningandWeekendappointmentsalso available) “ALL THE SAINTS” Swaffham Community Centre, Offeringawiderangeofbeautytreatments: Saturday May 1st 11am -5pm Campingland Sunday Facials,AntiAgingfacials Sunday May 2nd 11am -5pm Wednesday4.455.45pm MassageSwedishandAromatherapy Monday May 3rd 11am -5pm Manicures&Pedicures May 2nd Beachamwell Village Hall Waxingandmuchmuchmore! Work by local artists and (set off at 9.00am) Friday9.30am10.30am Giftvouchers,packages,pamperparties photographers also on display available and11am12pm Refreshments and a raffle! Enquiries:CaroleWilson Forapricelistortoarrangeanappointment; Do come and support our small Formoreinformation&bookingcall Phone Suzanne Woodvine on village church. 01366328628 Electra May on: 01366 728192 or 07730550415 Enquiries: Pam Wakeling 07803 000921 or 01366 328845 Mentionthisadvertandreceive10%offyourfirst 01366 500429 treatment

Beachamwell&District WI ‘AFTERNOON TEA’ and a chat Resolutions Wednesday th ThursdayMay6th May19 &June16th 24pm 7.30 Beachamwell BartonBendishVillageHall MemorialHall Enquiries SheilaSmith01366328990 Enquiries:SoniaWilliams or JennyGabrielsen01366328297 01366328774 Formoreinformationcontact:PeterKingstonYouel.Tel:01366501234

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Acupuncture NOTICE BOARD Wereham Village Atreatmenttomaintainandrestorehealth Wereham Church Hall Charlotte SugdenLicAc LocalPerformers Imaybeabletohelp NORFOLKAQUATICS Concert HallofStalls POND,AQUARIUM Acupuncture: Treatsmost Saturday and conditionsfromanxietytopain Friday REPTILESUPPLIES May21st May 22nd PracticingattheOldRedLion 121aMAINROAD inCastleAcre(NrSwaffham) 7.30pm Enquiries: CLENCHWARTON Tomakeanappointmentorfor Angela01366500115or furtherinformation Enquiries:TomGolden Tel:01553760040 Tel: 07855 513199 01366500052 Diane01366500798

PVKY Barton Bendish WerehamVillage Couture Milliner Village Hall Exquisiteoriginalcouturehats Hall HandmadecreationsforAscot,Weddings&GardenParties Hanging Basket or Summer Exclusiveconsultationserviceforcommissions Container Workshop Modelmillineryorderstakeaminimumof3weeks Pricesfrom£175;Headpiecesfrom£90;Hathireavailablefrom£20 FridayMay21st7.30pm Millinery Courses 2010 Allplants,compostandbaskets TotsBingo provided.Bringalongafavourite Two and three day courses throughout the year Only2placesatanyonetime containerifyouhaveone.Justbring Contentistailoredtofitindividualrequirementsandexpertise asmallknifeandperhapsanapron Saturday Gradualintroductionfornovices,newskillsforthosewithsomeknowledge asitmaygetalittlemessy!! th Costofmaterialsusedisextra–usuallyabout£25 Pleasebookaplaceinadvancewith June5 Acompletecouturehattoown&wearattheendofthecourse Linda347563orMhari347849in Fee:£75perday–lightlunchincluded.Schedule:9.00am–12.30pm/1.00pm–4.00pm orderthatplantsetccanbe Thecoursesareheldat Enquiries:Angela purchased. “MillinersCottage”,ChapelRoad,Boughton,KingsLynn,NorfolkPE339AG 01366500115 Formoreinformationcontact:PeterKingstonYouel.Tel:01366501234Tickets£15whichincludesateaor Email:[email protected],Website:www.pvky.co.uk coffee.

44 17 Group4 News Group4 News “Petcutz” NOTICE BOARD Drymere Lodge DOG GROOMER Beachamwell Boughton Boarding Cattery

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SCHOOL GARAGE FOULDEN LTD DATES FOR YOUR DIARY 1.July 3rd Saturday BoughtonVillageHogRoast CARS - VANS - 4 X 4 - Manual & Automatic Moira Saunders 01366 500955 HGV - Agricultural - Animal Carriers & Plant repairs 2.July 11th Sunday BartonBendishJazzPicnic123[Gatesopen11.30] Our small service starts from £70 (Incs. service materials) + VAT Mhari Blanchfield 01366 347849 or Linda Webster 01366 347563 Our major service starts from £120 (Incs. service materials) + VAT 3.July 18th Sunday WerehamFestivalDay

------Lizzie Baddock 01366 500233 We are continuing to offer a discount for the Annual MOT test fee. 4.July 21st WednesdayTea&Chat,24Beachamwell Memorial Hall (Pre MOT test & any necessary work required is charged extra) (Pre test, smoke emission check only available £15 + VAT) Sonia Williams 01366 328774 5.July 24th Saturday BoughtonJazzPicnic We continue to offer a pick up-delivery service Paul Coulten 01366 500315 to and from your property, (small charge over 5 miles). ------6.August 8th Sunday BartonBendishCarRally&SummerFete

• Winter antifreeze & battery check - Alternators & Starters Mhari Blanchfield 01366 347849 or Linda Webster 01366 347563 • Wheel geometry tracking check (on vehicle) £30 + V.A.T. 7.August 18th WednesdayTea&Chat,24Beachamwell Memorial Hall • Wheel balancing (each wheel off vehicle) £10 + V.A.T. Sonia Williams 01366 328774 • Replacement of Tyres, Exhausts, Windscreen & Number plates 8.August 22nd Sunday BeachamwellHorticulturalShowMemorialHall • Use of Diagnostic Engine Specialist Code Fault Testing Machine Dave Guild 01366 328525 and Carole Wilson 01366 328628 £25.00 + VAT (labour extra) • CATALYTIC CONVERTER—Replacement 9.September 3rd FridayEveningofCheese,andCanapés • Air conditioning service & repairs John & Gill Sanderson 01366 328818 • Summer Coolant 10.September 5th SundayBeachamwellVillage&CountryFair • Specialist Steel - alloy - cast iron welding repairs Caroline Sanderson 01366 328244 • Much More (please call for details) 11.September 15th WednesdayTea&Chat,24Beachamwell Memorial Hall

------Sonia Williams 01366 328774 We, at School Garage Foulden Ltd, take pride in our work We are here to help and advise 12.October 20th WednesdayTea&Chat,24Beachamwell Memorial Hall Thank you for choosing us to take care of your vehicle maintenance Sonia Williams 01366 328774 ------13. November 12th RaceNightPatricia Evans 01366 501395 Opening hours are Monday - Friday 8am - 5pm 14.November 17th WednesdayTea&Chat,24Beachamwell Memorial Hall Breakdown & Recovery - Parts & repairs - servicing & MOT Sonia Williams 01366 328774 Windscreen replacement 15.November 25th/26th Thursday/FridayChristmasWreathWorkshopBB ------ Mhari Blanchfield 01366 347849 or Linda Webster 01366 347563 Telephone 01366 328446 to speak to Roger, Dave, Tommy or Adam Emergency Mobile/Cell. Nos. 16.December 4th/5th Saturday/SundayChristmasTreeFestival&HallofStalls Linda Webster 01366 347563 & Mhari Blanchfield 013666 347849 Roger: 07818 031560 - Dave: 07807 454223 - Tommy: 07778 006184 17.December 15th WednesdayTea&Chat,24Beachamwell Memorial Hall CREDIT CARD PAYMENT FACILITY Sonia Williams 01366 328774 Fleetsafety/maintenancesheets–Service&MOTtest Car boot Sale in Wereham during August - for more details please phone Doreen 01366 500218 or AMERICANVEHICLEREPAIRS&SERVICING Janet 01366 500732

42 19 Group4 News Group4 News COMMUNITY NOTICE BOARD COMMUNITY NOTICE BOARD Swaffham & District Swaffham Arts The Independent Advisory Group May Need YOU! Swimming Pool 1. DoyouhaveaninterestinPolicingissuesandhowtheyaffectthepeople Natyapriya inyourarea? Association Indian Dancing 2. Would you be able to attend at least 3 meetings a year to share your CoffeeMorning classical (Bharatanatyam), personalknowledgeandexperiencewithinagroup? contemporary and folk dance 3. HaveYOUgotwhatittakestomakeadifference? Saturday8May2010 The Independent Advisory Group are local people who provide independent 9amtill12noon www.natyapriya.com advice to Norfolk Constabulary and Norfolk Police Authority with the aim of MethodistChurchHall, SwaffhamAssemblyRooms improving the quality of policing services, increasing trust and providing LondonStreet May23rdat3.00pm reassurance to the communities of Norfolk. We askadvisors to point out any

Swaffham criticisms they may have and to offer suggestions on how things could have £7members£9nonmembers Justturnupandenjoy Accompaniedchildrenfree beendonebetter. tea/coffeeandhomebakedcakes/ FeedbackhelpsthePolicetogainabetterunderstandingoftheneedsoflocal Ticketsfrom sausagerolls communitiesandtheimpactsthattheirpoliciesandfunctionsmayhaveonthe CeresBookshop01760722504 FreeEntry GreenParrot01760724704 diversecommunitieswithparticularemphasison: Enquiries01366328648 1. HateCrime 2. Advisingoncritical/majorincidents Nar Valley Ornithological Art @ Stoke Ferry 3. AdvisingonPoliciesandprocedures Society (NarVOS) 4. MonitoringdatainrelationtoStopandAccount “AThousandYearsofBirdinginthe Church 5. CommunityImpactAssessments BabingleyValley”. 22ndMayto6thJune, 6. Anymemberofthecommunityiswelcometoapplyandwillonlyrepresent AtalkbyNarVOSmember, OpenDaily105 themselvesbutitwouldbeparticularlyusefulifyoureflecttheinterestof: FredCooke. 7. MinorityEthnicCommunities th Tuesday25 May7.30pm FreeAdmissionExhibition 8. Lesbian,gay,bisexualandtransgenderpeople BarnTheatre, Easyaccess,adjacentparking 9. Peoplewithphysical,sensoryandlearningdisabilities SacredHeartConventSchool, Everyonewelcome 10. TravellersandGypsies MangateStreet,Swaffham Around100excitingnewworks 11. Faithcommunities Visitors(£2)andnewmembers,most byacclaimedlocalartists 12. Migrantworkers welcome wildlife;landandseascapes; A member does not need any formal qualifications but being able to read Comealongtofindoutaboutour English is desirable, although not essential. This is a voluntary role but monthlyoutdoorbirdwatchingtrips flowers;abstracts;stilllifeand expensesarepaidfortravellingtomeetings. NarVOS2008AnnualReportsare figures Ifyouarestillthepersonwhocouldmakeadifferencepleaseemailmeforan nowavailable,price£5,from application form or for further details go to the Police Authority Website Enquiries PhilipParker01553630842 TeresaWaller01366501369 www.norfolkpa.gov.uk Mandy Allen, Community Engagement Officer, Norfolk Police Authority

20 41 Group4 News Group4 News Castle Acre Trail COMMUNITY NOTICE BOARD F r o m t h e u n k n o w n t o t h e international, 12 artists along the THE NATIONAL TRUST Metal Thefts CastleAcreTrailwillbeopeningtheir Oxburgh Hall All HW Householders and businesses across Norfolk are being urged to be studiosforthreeweekendsfrom22nd Tel: 01366 328258 vigilant of the threat of metal thieves as the price of copper rises. There has May aspartofNorfolkOpen Studios beenarecentriseintheftsfromfarmbuildings,churchesandindustrialsites,in 2010. Whether you’re interested in particularintheBroadlandandBrecklandarea. sculpture, pottery, collage, paintings, May Events Thieves have targeted red diesel, lead flashings and also caused criminal handknittedjumpersormosaics,the damage at churches. With the value of copper rising by 44% in the last six trailhasplentytooffereveryone. Walk in the Woods Day monthsofficersarewarningpeoplenottobecomecomplacentandtoensureall Following the trail will take you from Saturday 1 May, 11am – 4pm homes, business properties and yards are kept secure and any suspicious historic Castle Acre, to rural West activitybereportedtopolice. AcreandNarboroughandbacktothe ExploreOxburgh’sWoodlandTrail,with DetSgtPeteJessop,headofNorfolkConstabulary'sOperationRADARwhich elegant Georgian town of Swaffham. woodcarvings,bughotel,treeand wildlifespotting.3.2km,onehourapprox, tacklessimilarcrimessaid: In their natural environment from shorteroptionsavailable.Freeselfguided 1."This is a crime that won't be tolerated in Norfolk and one we treat very sheds to designer studios you’re woodlandtrailprovided. seriously. invited to meet the artists and share Normaladmission 2."Ourmessagetopeopleinvolvedinstealingtheseitemsorknowinglyinvolved their inspirations, ideas and indisposalofsuchitemsisthatyouwillbeprosecutedwhenyou'recaught. techniques. 3."It'sanoffencewhichcancausefinancialmiserytothevictimsconcernedand In Castle Acre discover Helen Bee Aware at Oxburgh cancostthousandsofpoundstoputright." Breach,JoyceDavison,LesWilliams, Sat 8 and Sun 9 May 12 – 4pm Officershavebeenworkingcloselywithscrapmetalsitesthroughoutthecounty Carolyn Ash, Arturo Limbo, Jenny offeringcrimepreventionadviceandasaresulttherewasa41pcreductionin Woodward and Tony Davey. West TocelebrateNationalHoneyWeek,local thenumberofincidentsin2009. Acre reveals the talents of Charlotte beekeeperswillbegivingalive Howarth,LouiseTipladyandAnnette demonstrationusinganobservationhive. There were 681 incidents in 2008 compared to 404 on 2009 despite the Variousactivitiestoshowtheversatilityof generaltrendofanincreaseinthevalueofallscrapmetalthroughouttheworld. Inwood. Elizabeth Haider is looking beesandtheirnaturalproducts,suitable forward to seeing you in Narborough forallthefamily.Whynotbringthe In the last six months the price of copper rose per tonne from £2934.56 to andMaureenBakerwelcomesyouin childrenalongtohelpthechefmakea £4235.04. Swaffham. honeycake? DetSgtJessopadded:"Wewouldurgemembersofthepublictoremainvigilant. Studioswillbeopen(10.00a.m.5.00 Normaladmission. Sitesthatarevulnerableincludebusinesssitessuchasfactoriesandfarms,as p.m.) over three weekends wellasdomesticproperties.Peopleshouldmarktheirpropertyforidentification, (22/23rdMay;29thMay/1stJune and and immediately report anything suspicious especially cold callers looking Meet the Head Gardener 5th/6thJune). around for scrap metal obtaining as much detail as possible including vehicle Wednesday 12 May, 2pm indexnumbers. Brochures are available from Tourist InformationOffices,localshops,pubs "We will continue to work closely with our partners to tackle this crime MeetintheOrchardforaguidedtourof and hotels or visit proactively by establishing long term relationships and agreed best practice thegarden. www.nnfestival.org.uk/openstudios. protocols." Normaladmission Enquiries Charlotte 01760 755045 or Helen Forfurthercrimepreventionadvicevisitwww.norfolk.police.uk. 01760 755425

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22 39 Group4 News Group4 News WEREHAM VILLAGE NEWS BARTON BENDISH & EASTMOOR VILLAGE NEWS Wereham Tots An army of coloured card, sticky glue, many Easter shapes Wreath Making: Disappointingly only five people participated in the Easter bunnies, chicks and of course little Easter eggs greeted us, wreathmakingworkshoporganizedbyMhariandLinda.Onceagaineverything waiting for all the ‘little hands’ to put together to make Easter thatwasneededwasprovidedandanewdesigntriedusingawirecoathanger baskets. Not to be outdone, all the ‘big hands’ (parents and bentintoaheartshapeandboundwithwillow(whichwasjustcomingintoleaf) carers)alsoassembledthemselveseagertojoininthefunand beforedifferentdecorationswereadded.Althoughthenumbermayhavebeen cameupwiththemostbeautifulselectionofEasterbaskets. smallthecombinationofaglassofwine,chatandameasureofgoodhumour Thisleftusthinkingthatmaybeweshouldorganisea‘craftday’fortheadults! generatedafriendlyatmospherewhiletheindividual’sartistictalentswerebeing Areminderthatweareorganisinga‘PrizeBingo’withLittleOaksPreschool,to employed. beheldinthevillagehallonSaturday5thJune. Mhari and Linda’s next venture is a hanging basket or summer container

Donationsofprizeswouldbegratefullyreceived. workshoponFriday21stMayat7.30pmJill Mason Please contact Angela on 10366 500115 or Nicky on 01366 500087. Easter Coffee Morning: Imuststartbysayingahugethankyoutoeveryone whohelpedmakemyEasterCoffeeMorningsuchasuccess.Itwasreallygreat The Old Chapel, Wereham toseesomanypeoplecomealongandjoininthefun–andfunitwastoo.The We have recently moved into the Old Chapel after a long love affair hall was filled with chatter from start to finish and it was wonderful to see the with Wereham. We are keen to find out as much as we can about its youngsters enjoying themselves. There were some lovely creations in the history as both a chapel and a school. We would be very glad to hear competitionsforEasterhatsandbonnetsandweevenhadtwoentriesfromthe from anyone who has memories, documents or photographs of our home. men this year! The only slight disappointment was a complete lack of Please contact us by email at [email protected] or phone (024 76742077 or contributionsforanyofthe‘underfives’competitions.Havingspentmostoflast 01366 502083) or please feel free to drop in for a chat and a coffee (or year reporting on the baby boom in Barton I did think a few of the newest somethingstronger!). members of the community would have managed to conjure up something Wewouldlovetohearfromyou. (albeitwithabitofhelpfromMumorDad).Hopefullynextyear! The Rye Family. Ireallyappreciatedthefactthatsomanypeoplecamealongandmadetheeffort worthwhile. Even more so I am extremely grateful to all the kind people who COPS donatedthecakesandEastereggsforthestallsandtoallthosewhohelped. Thecommentsweretakenoffactualpolicecarvideos…….. Especially Freda and Eileen who manned the raffle and Joan who challenged 16 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went peopletoguesshowmanyeggswereonthemostdeliciouslookingEastercake through.' shehadmade.MaureenBsoldthecakesandproduceandLissawasincharge 15'Relax,thehandcuffsaretightbecausethey'renew.They'llstretchafteryou ofthetombola.OutofsightinthekitchenDawnwasslavingawaywashingup wearthemawhile.' the seemingly endless stream of cups and plates. I mustn’t forget either to 14'Ifyoutakeyourhandsoffthecar,I'llmakeyourbirthcertificateaworthless mention Maureen T who was kept very busy serving teas and coffees, David document.' whowaswipingupandclearingawayandBillasusualfillinginwhereneeded. 13'Ifyourun,you'llonlygotojailtired.' Andthentherewasmeattemptingtodotwoorthreejobsatthesametimeand 12'Canyourunfasterthan1200feetpersecond?Becausethat'sthespeedof frustratinglynothavingtimetotalktoanyoneformorethanafewsecondsbutit thebulletthat'llbechasingyou.' was worth it for with all of us working together we raised the grand total of Continued on page 39 £281.24.Mysincerethankstoeveryone.Jill Mason

38 23 Group4 News Group4 News BARTON BENDISH & EASTMOOR WEREHAM VILLAGE NEWS VILLAGE NEWS Wereham Village Hall News Help For Heroes Philip Carter from Eastmoor, the well known supplier of cakes and bread for Easter Bingo manyfundraisingevents,frequentlygetsaskedforhiswaresinbetweentimes. OnWednesday31stMarchWerehamVillageHallwasbuzzingwithanticipation ThisyearheisdonatinganymoneyhereceivesfromtheseorderstotheHELP asmanyofyoucametoplaybingo,waitingforyournumberstobecalledwhich FORHEROEScharity.Soif youhaven’tgottimeortheinclinationto bakea wouldcompletealine,twolinesorafullhousesothatyouwouldwinoneofthe cake when it’s needed then give him a ring on 01366 348291 and place your manyprizesavailable.AlargeamountofEastereggsandagoodselectionof order,you’llnotonlybehelpingyourselfbutalsothosesoldierswhohavepaid other prizes were won by those taking part and everyone seemed to have a suchahighpriceforservingtheircountry. Jill Mason goodtime.Itis encouragingforustoseemany visitorsfromthesurrounding villagesandalsofromfurtherafieldjoiningusforthesespecialevenings. Update on The Spread Eagle Thegenerosityofthoseofyouwhogaveprizesforthiseventissecondtonone ThingshavemovedapacesincelastmonthwhenImentionedthatMartinand andthe VillageHallCommittee wouldliketo thankyouforhelpingustoraise Lorihadleftthepub.Atthetimeofwritingitlooksratherasthoughabombhas £372.35ontheevening.Thankyoualsogoestotheladieswhorunthebingo, hit it as the building and garden are undergoing some very serious cosmetic notonlythespecialeventsbuttheweeklybingowhichisheldeachWednesday surgery. Luca, from Barton Bendish Hall, is by all accounts personally taking evening.Lastbutbynomeansleast,thankyoutothemembersofthevillage chargeofhowitwillberunwiththeemphasisbeingonmakingitanintegralpart hall committee who collected all the prizes, played bingo and helped with the ofthevillage.Plansincludeatearoomandchangingthepub’snametoThe refreshments. Berney Arms. In a census taken in 1871 the name of the public house was temporarily recorded as being The Berney Arms, however prior to that it had beenknownasTheSpreadEagleasithasbeeneversinceuntilnow. Hall of Stalls IthinkIspeakfornearlyeveryonewhenIsaythisisgreatnews.Ipersonally WerehamVillageHallonSaturday22ndMay.10.00onwards. amlookingforwardtobeingabletopotterdown toourlocalandenjoy anice £5perstallprebookedor£6ontheday.Refreshmentswillbeonsale. mealwithmyhusbandandnothavetothinkaboutwhoisgoingtobetheoneto Enquiries please to Angela on 500115 or Diane on 500798. drive home! An affordable pub with a homely atmosphere is a huge asset to anyruralvillage.Watchthisspaceforfurthernews.Jill Mason Charity Run for the Village Hall St Andrew’s News OnSunday2ndMayJackieStevenswholivesinStowbridgewillberunningthe Wearedelightedtotellyouthatwehavebeengrantedourfacultyfortherepair BespakGrandEastAngliaRun(GEAR).Thedistanceis10K(6.2miles)round workneededforthetowerandbuttressesatStAndrew’s.Theworkistostartin King’s Lynn. Jackie is a regular Mum at the Mothers and Tots group every JuneandwilltakeapproximatelyuntilthemiddleofAugust. Fridaymorningandiswellawareoftheconditionofthevillagehallandourneed Abigthankyoutoalltheladieswhodecoratedthechurchwithflowersforthe toreplaceitwithanewone.Jackiewillbedonatingalltheproceedsfromher EasterSundayService,itlookedreallylovely. runtothevillagehallrebuildfundandwillbelookingforsponsorstobackher. Don’tforgetthere isstilltimetobuy your‘Numbers’quizsheet,tocomplete it The village hall committee would like to thank Jackie for this very generous andtohanditinbeforethe22ndMay.Wehavehadarecordnumberofreturns gestureinhelpinguswithourproject.Weallwishhereverysuccesswiththe sofar,butnonehavebeenmarkedyet! run. Mhari Gordon and Linda Webster (Churchwardens)

24 37 Group4 News Group4 News WEREHAM VILLAGE NEWS BARTON BENDISH & EASTMOOR VILLAGE NEWS St Margaret's News Gardens Open Day Wereham Festival BartonBendishGardensOpenDaythisyearfallsonSundayJune27th.Thisis ThisyearthefestivalwillbeonSundayJuly18th2010startingat11am.Ifyou oneofthemainfundraisingeventsfortheChurchanditwouldbenicetohave haveanyitemsyouwouldliketodonatefortheraffle,tombolaorforprizeswe oneortwonewgardensopenthisyear.Theydon’tneedtobebigorgrandsoif would welcome them. While you are spring cleaning don't forget we have a youfeelyou’dliketojoininorhelpinanyotherwayyou’dbeverywelcome.I nearlynewstallandwhiteelephant.Perhapsthatvase,pictureframe,orbottle knowitseemsalongwayoffandlookingroundtheborderstheplantshavean of bubble bath that you have spare could help us out. We will have the ever awfullotofgrowingtodobutitisamazinghownatureusuallycatchesupwith popularproduce,cakesandplantstallsalongwiththeoldfavouritesandafew itselfbeforetoolong. newones. ForfurtherdetailspleasecontactMaureen Tasker 01366 347432 Thisyearthechurchthemeis'PeterRabbitandFriends'.Asitwassopopular lastyearwearerunningthetraygardencompetitionagainforthechildrenwith Forthcoming Events agegroupsupto10.(Ifyouareolderandwouldliketoenterwecanfindaslot May 21st foryoutoo!)Therewillalsobeachildren’sfancydresscompetitionandaBunny HangingBasket/SummerContainerWorkshop. Maskworkshopforyoungstersinthechurch.Moredetailsnearerthetime. Mhari and Linda will once again be holding a workshop to create a hanging WewillfinishthedaywitharequestSongsofPraiseat7pm. basket or summer container. Plants, compost and baskets are provided but Ifyouwouldlikebeinvolvedinanywaybyhelpingustosetup/takedownonthe bringalongasmallknifeandoneofyourcontainersifthatiswhatyou’dpreferto dayorbyrunningastallwewouldbepleasedtohaveyourhelp. use. Karin Newell 01366 500357/07710357813, Liz Baddock 01366 500233, Becauseoftheneedtoorderplantsetcplacesneedtobebooked,preferablyby Doreen Rolph 01366 500218 or Ivy Humphries 01366 501108 April30th.Seeadvertonpage17. Mhari Gordon 01366 347849 or Linda Webster 347563. St Margaret’s Wereham – calling all Local Performers... A warm invitation is extended to all who would like to take part in our next June 27th concertonFriday21stMayat7.30pm GardensOpen.Seeadvertonpage18andparagraphatthetopofthispage. DetailsfromMaureen01366347432 Open Gardens 2010 JustareminderthatIwillbeorganisingOpenGardensinWerehamagainthis July 11th yearonJune20th.Springisroundthecorneranditwillsoonbetimetostart BartonBendishJazzPicnicatBartonBendishHall.12noon3pm(Gatesopen gardening again. If you had thought about opening this year I would be at11.30am).Ticketsinadvance£5perperson.Ticketsonthegate£6. delightedtohearfromyou. (16yrsandunderfree) Lizzie Baddock 01366 500233 ComeandpicnicinthefieldbetweenStMary’sChurchandBartonBendishHall whileenjoyingsomejazzmusic. DetailsMhariGordon347849orLindaWebster347563 Mobile Post Office Monday,WednesdayandFriday12noon1.00pm August 8th BartonBendishVintageCarRallyandSummerFete

36 25 Group4 News Group4 News BARTON BENDISH & EASTMOOR BOUGHTON VILLAGE NEWS VILLAGE NEWS Parish Council Parish Council Chairmen Speedwatch You may recall that in last month’s Barton Bendish News there was a report The Team has been out and about the village recently and almost without fromtheParishCouncilmeetingheldon3rdFebruarythatincludedthefollowing exceptionhasreceivedthe'thumbsup'andacheerywavefromdrivers.Asyet item: we have not had to record any instances of speeding, which, in our view, is exactlywhatwewant.Thesignsweputoutateachendofthevillagewhenwe 6. Councillor R. Lord has proposed that a board be prepared which shows the are'onduty'maybeenoughtogetdriverstoadheretothespeedlimit.More names of all the Chairmen of the Parish Council since it was created in 1894. nextmonth. The next issue of Group Four will contain this list and the Council would be very grateful if those whose memories go back far enough could check name Ditch Improvements. spellings, dates in office, etc and advise the Parish Clerk of any identified errors. You may have noticed that the ditch down the left side of Stoke Road when Thelisthasnowbeenreceivedandisprintedbelow: leavingthevillagehasbeenimprovedrecently.ThankstoHighwaysareduefor TheParishCouncilofBartonBendishChairmen1894toPresent thisimportantpieceofwork.Wehopethatmostofthewaterandiceproblems 1.C.Y.Hewitt 18941928 experiencedthroughthewintermaybeathingofthepast.Youmayhavealso 2.J.Bartholomew 19281936 noticedthattheroadappearsalittlenarrowerdownthehill,thiswebelieve,may beduetotheadversecamberattheroadedgewhichmeanswatergoingdown 3.C.G.Stratton 19361940 the hill wants to cross the road, rather than go in the ditch. Please therefore 4.G.Clarke 19401941 exercisecarewhenleavingthevillage. 5.W.Gotobed 19411946 Boughton Parish Councillors 6.RevJ.C.Pallister 19461950 7.T.H.Cooper 19501951 All Saints Community Project 8.RevG.R.Ellaby 19511952 Wehavemovedonwiththechallengingtaskofchoosingthechairstyleandwill 9.G.Richardson 19521965 beupdatingyouallinduecourseofthetypeandstyletobepurchased.Onthe 10.RevH.H.Mountfield 19651969 fundraisingfrontwehavereceivedverypositivenewsfromtwoorganisationsto 11.D.W.Burgess 19691972 whomwemadegrantapplicationsand,oncefinalised,shallbeinapositionto 12.RevH.H.Mountfield 19721973 tellyouhowfaralongthefundraisingtrailwehaveprogressed.Onefundraiser 13.MajorL.Leverington 19731977 weshallbepromotingisaGrandDrawinthefinalquarteroftheyearwhichwe 14.RevH.H.Mountfield 19771979 hopewillexciteyouallwiththeprizesonoffer.Detailsofprizesandticketswill bereleasedafterwhichwehopeyouwillalljoininbybothbuyingforyourselves 15.MajorL.Leverington 19791984 andselling,tofriendsfamilyandworkcolleagues,asmanyticketsaspossible. 16.W.R.Chapman 19841995 Watchthisspace! 17.C.Parsons 19951998 All Saints Community Project Committee 18.J.Richardson 1998present The above is the list of Chairmen as is currently known. Would parishioners Parish Council AGM pleasecheckitandadvisetheParishClerkofanyerrors. ThiswillbeheldonFridayMay7that7.00pmpminthechurch. Lt Col I.R.Berchem, Parish Clerk, Tel: 01366 347759

26 35 Group4 News Group4 News BOUGHTON VILLAGE NEWS BEACHAMWELL, SHINGHAM & DRYMERE VILLAGE NEWS

The Easter Bunny Visits Boughton WI News TheannualBoughtonEasterEgghunthadadifferenttwistthisyear.Children TheSpeakerfortheAprilMeetingwasMr.RobRowlandofSt.JohnAmbulance. and parents gathered at the village notice board and then walked to the He came with three EnchantedWood,locatedonPaulCoulten’sland(thanksverymuchPaulforthe colleagues, Alan, Bethany use).Here,morethan30childrenhuntedforeggstoplaceintheirbasketsand and Natalie. Rob was a havingfoundtherequired numbertheyhad tocomplete amini assaultcourse most interesting Speaker before being rewarded with chocolate eggs from the Easter Bunny. Hot andtoldusthehistoryofSt. chocolatewasavailablefortheassembledcrowdtohelpwarmcoldhandsand John. They all wore feet! different uniforms to depict their role within St. John. Robalsodisplayedartefacts for us to see and ask questions about. All Members of St. John are volunteers and spend many hours on duty helping others. We really admired them. TheexhibitpreparedbymembersfortheCatorCupcame14thoutof44entries. MoredetailsinJuneG4N. JoanFosterandMargaretBrooksreceivedbulbsfortheirbirthdays. Date for your diary, October 28th, when Alan Hale will present his slide show SimnelCakewasalsodeliveredtosomeoftheseniorresidentsofthevillageon Birds of Trinidad and Tobago which was postponed in January due to the behalfoftheBoughtonVillageCaravan. freezingconditions.Moredetailslater. Many thanks to all those who helped leading up to and on the day, and NextMeetingwillbeheldatBartonBendishVillageHallwhenthespeakerwill particularlytoRAFMarhamfortheuseoftheassaultcourse……andofcoursea be Claire Dunne from Ceres Book Shop. Books of yesterday today and bigthankyoutotheEasterBunnyforcomingalong. tomorrow. Whatadelight toseethe bulbsplantedbymembersin1994 bloomingbeside Teacher:Maria,gotothemapandfindNorthAmerica.Maria: Here it is. thechurchwall. Teacher:Correct.Nowclass,whodiscoveredAmerica?Class: Maria. We all wish Ruth Rix a Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? speedyrecovery,wemissed John: You told me to do it without using tables. her very much at the meeting.Carole Wilson Teacher:Glenn,howdoyouspell'crocodile?' Thought for the Month: Glenn :K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Grannies are like buttons Teacher:No,that'swrong they hold the fabric of Glenn: Maybe it is wrong but you asked me how I spell it. familiestogether. Ruth Rix

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St Mary’s News First of all I would like to thank all the ladies who decorated the church with ThebellswereoriginallyrungforswingingintheuniquelyEnglishmannerbut flowers so beautifully for Easter. We are lucky to have the support of people thewheelsandotherfitmentsarenowlargelyderelict.Cordshavebeenfitted who give their time and talents to ensuring our church always looks lovely totheclappersanddirectedtoleversatthefootofthetowertoenablethebells especiallyforourFestivalServices. tobesounded.Despiteonlybeingthreeinnumber,thebells[andtheirancient ItisnearlyayearsincewestartedourregularAfternoonTeasintheVillageHall frame]areamongtheoldestmanmadeartefactsinthevillage.Theybear andwearedelightedthatsomanypeopleregularlyjoinusfromBeachamwell thefollowinginscriptions: andBartonBendishandsometimesfromothervillages.Iwouldliketothankthe No 1 (treble): JOHN DRAPER MADE ME 1627 (diameter 24½ inches, weight many people who regularly make cakes. I am the selfappointed quality about3½cwt) controller and can vouch for the fact that every cake is absolutely delicious! No2:JOHNDRAPER MADEME1627[diameter27inches, weightabout 4½ Beingserious,wecouldnotrunthiseventwithoutthesupportofthesewonderful cwt] cooks and I would again like to say thank you. I would also like to thank the No3(tenor)THOMASWOODSCHURCHWARDEN1807[diameter30inches, peoplewhowork“behindthescenes”andwouldparticularlyliketothankPeggy weightabout5¼cwt] whoalwaysturnsupanhourearlytoputthetablesoutandGillandJudithwho regularlyhelpSoniaandIlaytables,serveteasandclearupafterwards. The Drapers operated a bellfoundry in Thetford from 1574 until 1644, John Don’tforgetthenextAfternoonTeaon19thMay–itwillbeourfirstanniversary. (andtwobrothers)havinginheritedthebusinessin1598.Theirfather,Thomas, TherearetwobigeventscomingupoverthenextfewweeksandIdohopeyou was an eminent citizen of Thetford in the late 16th century, serving a term as areabletosupportthem. Mayorfrom1592.Theirfoundrywasverysuccessfulandtheyprovidedbellsfor Sunday 2nd May: Beachamwell HalfMarathon – please support the Half manychurchesinNorfolkandSuffolk,usuallyofgoodtoneandstillinuse.The Marathon by either taking part or coming to support the runners, walkers and twosmallestbellsatBoughtonstillhangfromtheiroriginalheadstocksandare cyclistswhentheysetofffromtheVillageHallat9a.m. suspended by iron straps with keyed metal wedges (nuts and bolts were not Sunday 6th June: Open Gardens’ Day – with the Hilgay Silver Band on the widelyuseduntiltheearly1700s).JohnDraperalsoranatemporaryfoundryin Village Green, Organ Recitals in the Church, Treasure Hunt, Ploughman’s Cambridgeforayearorsoaround1618beforereturningtoThetford.Hiswork Lunches,AfternoonTeas,GardenStalls,RaffleandTombola. prosperedataperiodwhenEnglishchangeringingwasinitsinfancyandmany Servicetimesduringtheinterregnumarelistedinthismagazineandalsoonthe churcheswererenewingorincreasingtheirpealsofbells. ChurchNoticeboardandourwebsitebutjusttoremindyouBeachamwellhasa Although there is no founder’s name on the largest bell, the style of lettering Holy Communion Service at 11 a.m. on the First Sunday of the month and a showsthatitwasmostprobablycastbyWilliamDobsonofDownhamMarket. Family Service at 11 a.m. on the Third Sunday of the month. There are His grandfather, Thomas Osborn, had established the foundry in 1790 and refreshmentsaftertheFamilyService.Graham Williams (Churchwarden) Williamcontinuedthebusinessfrom1806untilhesoldouttotheWhitechapel founders in 1835. The Downham foundry – at the rear of the Swan Inn (NB Flower Rota Sounding Alley) – supplied excellent bells all over Britain and the Boughton nd th th 2 CaroleWilson[BankHolidayWeekend];9 BrendaBranch;16 KarenButler tenor bell is one of them. Long may these historic instruments continue to &JeanneFlynne; proclaimtheGoodNews. rd th 23 AnneClarke;30 JennyGabrielsen[Whitsunday] Brian Hullah, Shouldham Manythankstoallforyoursupport.Eileen Powell

28 33 Group4 News Group4 News BOUGHTON VILLAGE NEWS BEACHAMWELL, SHINGHAM & DRYMERE VILLAGE NEWS All Saints News Easter Celebrations Beachamwell Memorial Hall News Once again we had the Easter vigil service as our Easter celebration. The Bonus Ball Lottery Winners service started without candles or frontal on the altar, with the church looking WednesdaySaturday bare and solemn. The choir had practised the responses and led the 10thFebruary3Mr&MrsWade13thFebruary9MrL.Franklin congregation as they heard the readings and psalms. Then everyone went 17thFebruary45TraceyPierpoint20thFebruary19B.Hall outsidewhilethechurchwasdarkened.ThemenhadpreparedtheEasterfire 24thFebruary34FranTurner27thFebruary47DaveGuild outside and the Pasqual candle was lit from it – not without some technical 3rdMarch23Mr&MrsDixon6thMarch43MervynGribbon difficulty.Thenitwastakenintothedarkenedchurchwhilethe‘Christisrisen’ 10thMarch37B.Hall13thMarch46MrGabrielson was chanted. Everyone lit candles from it, the altar candles had reappeared 17thMarch5M.Hall20thMarch26MikeBushby andtheywerelitandthewhitecelebratoryfrontalwasrevealed.Theserviceof 24thMarch41Mr&MrsBrown27thMarch24JaneMurdoch joyful thanksgiving continued with a renewal of baptismal vows and holy 31stMarch13Mr&MrsRichardson3rdApril45GayPaterson communion.ThankstoBrianHullahandTedSmith,bellringers,itwaspossible 7thApril49Mr&MrsWood10thApril27M.Hall forFranktoringourbellsagainandproclaimthatEasterwashere!Thanksto AGM ItwaslovelytoseesomanypeopleturnoutfortheHallAGM.Weare Robinfororganisingsuchalovelyservice.Therewereservicesinalltheother delightedtowelcomeSusieDavisandPeteGarnerontothecommitteebutvery churches in the benefice the following morning, with good congregations, and sadtoseeSarahRichardsonstanddown.WewouldliketothankSarahforall wethanktheretiredpriestsandthelayreaderswhomadeitpossibleforusto herhardworkoverthelastfewyears. dothis.Theirhelpduringtheinterregnumismuchappreciated. Date for your Diary Tuesday11thMaywearehavingameetingintheHallat Pam Wakeling 7.30pmtogetplanningforthisyear’sCountryFeteonSunday5thSeptember Flower Festival please come along and have your say for what you'd like to see included this JustareminderthattheflowerfestivalwillbetakingplaceinBoughtonChurch year. from1st3rdMay.Thethemeis‘AlltheSaints’andwehopeasmanypeopleas ManythanksCherri King possible from Boughton will attend and bring their friends and family. It is importantinthechurch’syearandbringsmanypeopletogether.Wealsoneed Swaffham Cottage Hospital of £182. 22p. Many themoneytoeffectmaintenanceandrepairs.Thisyearweneedtohavework The Christmas Envelope Appeal for the raised the sum thanks to Verena Hartley, Di Lambert, Marie Simmons, Betty Phillpot, Sheila doneontheEastwindow,aswellasminorbuildingrepairs. SmithandJulieIvewhodeliveredandcollectedenvelopesinthemostatrocious (OverthesameweekendyoumightalsoliketovisitFincham’sflowerfestival.) weather.Yourhelpanddedicationwasmostappreciated.Carole Wilson. Boughton Church Bells Mobile Post Office AsamemberoftheElyDiocesanbellringingassociation,withasmallrolefor Monday,WednesdayandFriday11am11.45 maintenance issues, I sometimes get called upon to effect repairs at towers TuesdayandThursday11am12noon wherethebellsarenotrungfullcircle.Recently,Pamaskedifthechimingcords couldbemendedatBoughton–ataskwhichafellowringerandIdulyeffected. Parish Council The next meetings (AGM & Parish Council) will be held on May 10th at 7.30. I thought that readers may be interested to know a little of the history of the Asalways,everyonewillbewelcome.Beachamwell Parish Councillors threeancientbellshanginginAllSaints’tower.

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