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Thursday, March 4, 2004 ^ SNEAK Studen. t awards directed #PREVIEW by professor emeritus university in 2003. UPCOMING EVENTS The awards may be given By Me^an Dubroivski to students who have success­ Asst. Neius Editor, The Keystone fully completed research projects, original art work of Comedian Troy Thirdgrill KUTZTOWN- During this spring's graduation, Kutztown high quality, artistic perfor­ Thurs.March4 Academic Achievement Award mances of high quality, original SUB Multi Purpose Room Medals will be given to mem­ writing in literature or merito­ 8-10 p.m. bers of the student community rious writing in other fields, in gold, silver and copper. noteworthy achievements in Six copper, four silver and athletics or service to the KU two gold medals will be pre­ community that is deemed Unexpected Journeys: sented to students for "notable highly appropriate by the com­ Women Surrealist Artists accomplishments while a stu­ mittee, as Chambliss specified. Tliurs.March4 dent at Kutztown University of "Although numerous crite­ 115 Sharadin Pennsylvania," as written on ria may be used in selecting stu­ the certificate that will accom­ dent awareness, emphasis 4:30 P.M. pany the medals. should be placed on individual The awards are to honor achievements," Chambliss con­ exceptional work in academics tinued. Disney College Program or athletics. The award pro­ According to Chairman of gram was initiated by retired the Award Medals Committee, Sign-up a Interview astronomy professor. Dr. Doreen Tobin, the selection of THE KEYSTONE/ELISABETH RICH Tliurs.Marcli4 Carlson Chambliss, who left the See AWARDS on page 3 Retired professor Dr.Chambliss stands with the student awards. SUB183 4:30 P.M. Facts to keep the fun rolling ANKE WALDMAN for extended Spring Break Poetry reading a book major, Ricky Branco. hoses, fluid levels and spare tire bag behind. signing By Crystal Anderson Many students opt to use and tires already on the care. Always let your family and News Writer, The Keystone Spring Break to catch up on Make sure to bring along a Thurs. March 18 friends know when you are much-needed sleep, work, relax cellular phone with a charger, a SUB Alumni Auditorium leaving, when you are expected KUTZTOWN- Three days be­ and visit with friends first aid kit, a flashlight, a AAA 7:00 P.M. to return and how you plan to fore the beginning of Spring and family. Others card, fire extin­ travel. Break, KU students were sur­ take advantage of guisher and wa­ Even though we all look prised to find an e-mail from the Spring Break and ter and snacks INTHEfUTURE: forward to Spring Break, it is department of the Provost stat­ take trips all over the just in case the car doubtful that many people TIPS TO FINANCIAL ing that this year, the break will country for a week of would break know of its true origin. Spring MANAGEMENT be extended by two days. down. If your car fun. Break originated with the an­ would happen to Tues. March 30 The break was originally Alicia Hannon, a cient Greeks. break down, be SUB 250 scheduled to take place from junior Biology major, As winter would end and sure to lock the March 5 at 6 p.m., with students has been planning the warm spring air would 11:00 A.M. doors to prevent returning to classes on Mon., and saving for her emerge, the elders of Athens your belongings March 15. Spring Break trip to noticed that the young people from being sto­ With the revised schedule, Florida with her boy­ were particularly vigorous. len. students will be returning on friend since Christ­ Socrates proposed a "Wel­ WHAT'S INSIDE Wed., March 17 and will follow mas. Brianna O'Donell, sopho­ Whenever coming of spring" for the young a Monday schedule. Thursday more English major, is planning traveling, always remember to people, which would allow will be in accordance with a on spending her break relaxing bring along your health insur­ them to expel their bottled up NEWS 1-4 Tuesday schedule. with friends and family back ance card and allergy bracelet energy, and thus Spring Sreak Weather....page 2 This change was necessary home. in case of an emergency. was formed. once the university realized A little more of the adven­ Try to make sure your name Spring Break did not truly they had scheduled two extra turous Spring Breakers here at and address are not highly vis­ A&E 5-7 emerge in the United States un­ days into the academic year. KU this year include Lauren ible on your luggage. Be alert Upcoming Events....page 7 til almost the '60s. Due to this error, students were Moore, a junior Speech Com­ of pickpockets in crowded ar­ The country's adolescence given the two days to increase munication major, who will be eas. Keep objects of value in flocked to the beaches in hopes OPINIONS 8-9 their vacation time during spending her break in Jamaica. front of you and tightly of forgetting the war, the social Street Smack....page 9 Spring Break. Although Spring Break is gripped. progress and those dreaded ex­ "I guess I'm going to be known as a week of endless fun. At a bar or restaurant, make ams. spending the extra time at Spring Breakers should be sure if you put your bag on the The '80s and '90s proved to SPORTS 10-12 home. I like the extended break, aware of a few tips they can use floor to put your foot through endorse Spring Break more Athletic Supporter....page 10 but I'm a math tutor so it means to ensure that they have fun. the strap in order to prevent the than ever. Super clubs, MTV Scoreboard....page 11 not having the extra time to If you are taking a road trip, bag being stolen. This will also and corporate sponsors glori­ work," said sophomore Finance make sure to check all belts. prevent you from leaving the fied the week of festivities. i*A(>i; 2 • lin; Kr.\STONi: • TIIURSDAN'. MARCH 4. 2004 NEWS Public Welfare Sacony Commons introduces keynote speaker new student apartments

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KUTZTOWN- Estelle B. Richman, Sec­ By Abby Barlok retary of Public Welfare for the Com­ Nezus Writer, The Keystone monwealth of Pennsylvania, will be the keynote speaker for "Community Fo­ KUTZTOWN-A new set of student rum 2004: Childcare and Society" to be apartments are being made available for held at KU on Thurs., March 11. the upcoming 2004-2005 academic year. The forum is the second event The Sacony Commons, located on hosted by the KU Masters of Social Normal Avenue, is advertising fur­ Work program, including a panel dis­ nished rooms for $3,200 per student for cussion and multiple speakers address­ a two-semester lease. ing the latest concerns and issues re­ The total cost of rent covers the garding childcare services. charge of air conditioning, heat, electric­ • Richman, who was appointed to ity, water, sewer, garbage removal and her position in March 2003, will give an local phone service. update on the most recent state and fed­ Apartments include three private eral childcare initiatives. Her address, bedrooms, high-speed internet, kitchen beginning at 9:10 a.m., will be in the with appliances, a washer/dryer in each SUB Multipurpose room. unit, major utilities and off-street park­ She is a nationally recognized ex­ ing. pert on issues of behavioral health and Unlike some leases for Kutztown children's services, havijrig received apartments, the Sacony Commons lease various awards such as the 1998 Ford explains that if a tenant decides to move Foundation/Good Housekeeping out before the lease expires, then it be­ IHE KEYSTONE/TAYLOR GREGORY Award for Women in Government. comes their responsibility to pay the re­ The Sacony Commons, opening to students in Fall 2004, resides along Normal Richman has held previous posi­ maining rent, rather than putting that obligation on the remaining tenants. Avenue. tions such as managing director for the Tm city of Philadelphia, as well as Local codes limit the occupancy for Philadelphia's director of social ser­ the domiciles, allowing only three per­ dence halls on campus, students are T<3YSTONE vices. sons living in each 785 square foot apart­ forced to leave, and their residence hall -*- ^*^ Spring 2004 Staff The forum will start at 8:30 a.m., ment. rooms are locked until the university Editorial with an introduction from KU President Many KU students have found that opens again. Editor-in-Chief Domenicl< P. Moore one of the luxuries of on-campus hous­ "It's a pain moving back and forth News Editor Elisabetii Rich F. Javier Cevallos. The forum is free and Assistant News Editor Megan Dubrowski open to the public. ing is the payment plans that are offered from home and the residence halls dur­ Arts & Entertainment Editor Knstin Baver The National Association for Social for students who do not have immedi­ ing breaks. That's the benefit of living Opinions Editor W. John Tritt Work in the Lehigh Valley Division is ate financial capabilities. With the off-campus, being able to keep your be­ Sports Editor Sean Hart Sacony Commons, such payment plans longings in your room for the entire Photo Editor Taylor Gregory co-sponsoring the event. Copy and Line Editor Mil

said sophomore Electronic Media major, pus Executive Officer of Penn State Advertising Torrence Mele. Schuylkill campus, directs QES Property Advertising Manager TinaHemmerle "The only disadvantage is the lack Management, bringing experience to the of payment plans available at the Sacony management and maintenance of each Advisor Dr. Matthew Nesvisl

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THI.IRSDAY, M.\K( H 4. i0()4 • Tin Ki ii SIONI • PA(,I l NEWS Awards Local community college Continued from page 1 awarded students will begin with the brary for the Kutztown community to earns Kutztown degree faculty submitting outstanding students view. to the committee. Tobin added that the "I hope the medals will be coveted items • A new degree program will allow university level. committee will be looking for unique and I hope everyone will be aware of Lehigh Carbon Community College LCCC is a community college that and individual contributions to the their existence," Chambliss said. students to obtain a KU degree via focuses on preparing their students for community. Chambliss designed the medals satellite. the transfer process into a university or Once the committee has reviewed himself, purchasing the gold and silver another four-year institute. the student's achievements, 12 recipi­ at Stern-Leach Inc., which is the largest Before this agreement, education ents will be selected for precious metal manufacturer in By Crystal Anderson students were advised to take a broad the award medals. The the country. He then had the Neius Writer, The Keysoiie range of courses; however, with the committee currently holds awards manufactured at agreement, the courses that will benefit 10 faculty members, ap­ MedalCraft, a medal designing ALLENTOWN- Lehigh Carbon Com­ the students are specified. pointed by the dean of company located in Green Bay, munity College (LCCC) and KU LCCC still expects a majority of their each college and the head Wisconsin. launched an agreement Wed., Feb. 25, students to transfer to KU's campus af­ of the athletic department. Chambliss donated the allowing students pursuing a Bachelor ter the initial two years, but this allows Chambliss will not be in­ left over metal scraps to of Arts degree in elementary education, those who cannot transfer the chance to volved in selecting candi­ Kutztown's Art Department for early childhood education and second­ obtain the same degree. dates, since he is the use in class. ary education, to obtain a degree Chairperson for KU's elementary founder of the award program. "It is not very often that the art de­ through courses offered at LCCC's education department. Dr. Lisa Geskus, The first committee meeting was partment has real gold to work with," downtown Allentown campus. The stressed the point that the students par­ held Wed., March 3 to begin the process said Chambliss. Donley Center. ticipating in this program will have the of selection. Tobin emphasized the need All of the expenses and funding for The idea for this particular program exact same requirements as those on the to continue to meet weekly to have the the awards is coming directly from came about through a discussion be­ KU campus. students selected and notified by May Chambliss, totaling to approximately tween the institutions' two presidents, 1 he students involved in the satel­ graduation. $45,000 to order a 50-year supply of the Mr. Donald Snyder of LCCC, and Dr. lite classes are given the same course The actual award medals come in medals. Cevallos of KU. material as KU students. The advantage three sizes, ranging from copper as the Chambliss felt that since he is now Although programs of this nature these students will benefit from is the largest, silver as the second largest, and retired, he would like to give something have been in the works for several years, end of a daily commute. then the gold as the smallest, made up back to the university and its students. LCCC's recent purchase of the Donley The students taking the courses at of 10-carat gold. He feels that these outstanding achieve­ Center made the timing of the program the Donley Center are students of KU, The medals are double-sided with ment awards would be a great way to ideal. and will merely be using the satellite the front illustrating a carved picture of do it. The new program will establish a campus. Dr. Geskus also mentioned that Kutztown's Golden Bear and the re­ Tobin commented, "The award connection between KU and the Allen­ this will benefit KU, due to the increased verse side showing the Old Main Clock medals are incredible. The fact that Dr. town district, as well as a connection number of graduates resulting from the Tower and a spot for the student's name. Chambliss did this out of his own re­ between LCCC and the Allentown dis­ program. The actual award medals and the sources is a tremendous gift to give back trict. Ginny Mihahk, the LCCC transfer certificate given with the award is tem­ to the campus." The agreement allows students of counselor, appeared very enthusiastic porarily on display in the Rohrbach Li­ education currently attending LCCC to about the program. continue their education in Allentown, "I believe this program will give yet they will be considered students of [LCCC] students the confidence that KU. The Donley Center will act as a sat­ everything they are working for will get KU Undergraduate Students ! ellite campus for the education depart­ a positive result. It's basically going to ment located in Allentown. be giving the students the guarantee All requirements of the education their hard work will lead to a positive department here at KU will remain in­ result," said Mihalik. Come to an Infomiation Session tact, including the 3.0 GPA, the Praxis The program at the Donley Center tests and course material. is intended to commence for the fall 2004 The students of the Donley Center semester. will be paying the standard KU tuition Brenda Reilly, junior Elementary About fee while taking KU courses, and pro­ Education/ Early Childhood major at fessors of the combined program will be KU commented, "If the program doesn't from the KU education department. affect us who aren't commuters here at The program enables those com­ KU, and it benefits commuters of LCCC muters of LCCC to eliminate the travel and KU, then I think it seems like a great KU Graduate Programs time to KU and cost of living on-or off- opportunity. It is good because those campus, as well as providing the oppor­ students will be able to receive the KU tunity to further their education at a education and degree more accessibly." 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• Guest speaker Consuelo ter and deepfound respect. "The first thing I really learned in Castillo Kickbusch emphasizes life is respect," said Kickbusch. importance of respect in the Kickbusch continued to comment workplace. later in the presentation on the value of respect, and the limitations one will face if they do not incorporate respect into By ElisalK-lh Rich their life. Nezus Editor, The Keysto)ie "I found myself getting into the habit of lying, the worst habit to have... KUTZTOWN- Consuelo Castillo I never realized that because I was ly­ Kickbush knows a thing or two about ing, 1 was giving away my self respect," respect. She had to work to gain the re­ stated Kickbusch. spect of the US military. As the presentation continued, Kickbush broke the glass ceiling for Kickbusch shared her story about losing latina women in the military by becom­ all self respect, falling to the streets as a ing the highest-ranking Hispanic way of feeling secure. woman in the Combat Support Field of Kickbusch claims that she was the U.S. Army. lucky; many who fall to the street life do The founder of Education Achieve­ not always come out stronger. ment Services Inc., Kickbush spoke to Kickbusch did, and went on to succeed students on Feb. 27 about respect in the in the U.S. military and eventually be­ workplace. came noted as one of the 100 most influ­ "You're at the stage in your life, ential Hispanics in America by the His­ where your priority may be to just have panic Business magazine. fun... Ideas of graduating at the top of Kickbusch emphasized that if you your class, you may think 'it's not for always think, "it's all about me," then me'," said Kickbusch as she opened her you will never succeed. In order to suc­ presentation. ceed in this world, one must realize the As she continued, she shared her value of others, she said. experiences of growing up thinking, "it's Kickbusch's presentation is part of all about me." the Areyto Project that began Fall 2003, According to Kickbusch, she never by Management professor Carlos Ojeda stopped and looked at those who were Jr. and Assistant Director of FinancialAid sacrificing for her. She never understood Jose Molina. COUKl liSY OF NEVVSCOM.COM the grief her parents went through so she The Areyto Project is focused on Consuelo Castillo Kickbusch spoke in the Schaeffer Auditorium about respect. could have a better life than they had. raising the awareness of the success of The project consists of monthly pro- Vernal motivatk)n, cultural pride and the Kickbusch evoked moments of the growing Latino population, both lo- grams that include leaders in the Latino realization of the importance of academ­ thoughtful silesice, outbreaks of laugh­ callv and nationally. community, focusing on developingin- ics among students. iM£&^^^^i^^i^^n^0mi2^^!::&2M^i^^^ nknnl 610-894-9694

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A excitement, while the other members, ing KU Thursday, March 18. She will group that has just entered the room bassist Adrian Lawrence, from St. be holding a poetry reading and book begins to dance as the music changes Vincent and keyboardist Owen signing in the SUB Alumni Auditorium tempo to a style more reminiscent of "Dynomite" Romeo, from Guyana, pro­ at 7 p.m., sponsored by Berks Bards reggae and rap. vided backup for the group. through a grant from the American Li­ On Monday, Feb. 26, at 8 p.m., I was From the performance it was clear brary Association and KU's College of sitting in the back row of the Multipur­ that the group, famous for fusing reggae Liberal Arts and Sciences. pose Room, waiting for Tribal Legacy to beats with funk, hip-hop and rock Waldman participated in the St. appear onstage. I was getting rather rhythms, was experienced in their craft. Mark's Poetry Project in New York. impatient because 15 minutes had gone Cooper and Burton seemed to be en­ From 1966 through 1978, Waldman and by without a sign of the performers. joying themselves as they danced on the fellow poets Allen Ginsberg and Gre­ The music was blaring in my ears stage. Romeo was also bopping his head gory Corso revived the oral tradition and reverberating off the walls, factors to the music, but Lawrence kept his eyes IHEKQbK^M Kir.lLl WKIiONAlD of performance poetry from St. Mark's. that made me thankful to have chosen a focused on his bass guitar from behind Tribal Legacy keyboardist, Owen In 1978, Waldman and Ginsberg back seat. It quickly became apparent a sleek pair of sunglasses. "Dynomite" Romeo, adds backing vocals founded the Jack Kerouac School of that the cavernous Multipurpose Room After Tribal Legacy performed a few during a performance last Thursday. Disembodied Poetics at the Naropa In­ with a dearth of people was not the numbers, the lead vocalists invited the stitute in Boulder, Colorado, where proper acoustical choice for this event. audience to get down on the dance floor. After going over the new moves a Waldman is currently the director of Still, audience members were chat­ Some students were thrilled to partici­ few times. Burton picked three men and the M.F.A Writing and Poetics Pro­ ting happily as they got themselves into pate, while others enjoyed simply three women from the dance floor to gram. the island mood, oblivious to the fact watching the dancers strut their stuff. start a rousing competition. The audi­ In addition to awards, grants and that the show, poor sound and all, To invigorate the crowd. Burton, fol­ ence members cast their votes for their honors Waldman has received, she has should have already started. lowed by a cameraman, scoured the au­ favorite dancer by issuing a round of also published over 40 books, includ­ Finally, Tribal Legacy, a band of four dience and politely forced willing par­ applause. ing her latest work. In the Room of Never performers from Guyana, Trinidad, and ticipants onto the dance floor. Burton After the competitors were nar­ Grieve: Nezu and Selected Poems 1985- St. Vincent, appeared. taught the volunteers a few new moves rowed down to the last two men stand­ 2003, and her 336-page epic poem lovis. During their set, the group per­ with his hips moving from side to side ing, the men were charged with dueling Waldman has traveled around the formed well-known hits such as "I Shot and then swaying back to front. "You it out to find the winner. After one of the world, giving readings across the coun­ The Sheriff," "Monie, Monie" and "The told me you were ready," he chuckled, men forgot what he was doing and fell try and in several other countries in­ First Cut Is The Deepest," to a hip hop chiding the audience when they didn't See GOOD, Page 7 cluding Germany, England and and rock beat. I didn't particularly care move fast enough. I Czechoslovakia. PDP evokes emotion Cet yovx Master*! ^Nftce: JUbabMf, »etxa£Ue, acaJkmie tuatltme* (610) 683-4235 with eclectic style By Krissy Scatton ful, moving piece about the breakdown A&E Writer, The Keystone of a relationship to Led Zeppelin's "The Master of Social Work Rain Song." KUTZTOWN—Anger, desperation and The second half of the number was sensuality all took to the stage of the The JTaMnMJy'MMi'EMiVMM^MiMnBMit: choreographed to "Unwanted" by Avril Schaeffer Auditorium in the form of pir­ Lavigne, and relied less on big, flashy Advanced Theory and Practice off ouettes, leaps and arabesques last Thurs­ steps and more on the aloof expressions Social Work day night, Feb. 26, at 8 p.m., for the Per­ and cool, steady movements of PDP forming Dance Portmanteau (PDP)'s President, Megan Robinson, and PDP annual Spring Recital. Treasurer, Tiffany Dow. With barely a hairpin out of place, Jessica DeMarco's sensual " Endan­ the show's 10 numbers were precise, pol­ gered Species" relied heavily on hips, Become eligible for PA ished and intense. writhing and strong, fast movements. licensure. Visit our A few notes in the program from the "Endangered Species" was a message website, call, or mail the choreographers may have explained the of female empowerment that the danc­ form t>elow for more m genesis of their pieces, but the dances at ers, in their torn fishnets and short information. E-mail the PDP's Spring Recital proved that skirts, seemed happy to convey. [email protected] M8W actions and movments speak louder The varied music and styles weje a Ask about our than words. focal point in the PDP's show. Sopho­ The dancing began in the audience more Special Education major Erin financial aid during "The Rhythm," which was cho­ Purcell, who choreographed her sexy opportunities. reographed by PDP Vice President number "Invasion of Privacy" to Led Kristen Jarrett, with dancers running Zeppelin's "Blackdog," said she chose down the aisles and leaping across the the piece because "The music inspired For more information, return this form to ttie Social Work Program, empty orchestra pit. Set to Peter me." P.O. Box 730 Kutztown PA 19530 or drop off at Old Main 27. Gabriel's "The Rhythm of the Heat," the The second act featured a pointe movement was heavily influenced by piece, "Allettante Adagio," choreo­ NAME tribal dancing, complete with three graphed by Elena Doyle and set to dancers leaping through the air with Tomaso Albinoni's haunting "Adagio in ADDRESS/EMAIL what appeared to be tree branches and G Minor." Soloist Alana Yost conveyed a red backdrop that brought to mind the a sense of fear and confusion as four blazing African sun. other dancers, clad in black leotards, "Ties that Bind" was a two-part performed a bouree around her. piece that contained two very dissimi­ Contemporary rock also received a lar halves. Senior Criminal Justice ma­ jor Dawn Blanco choreographed a grace­ See PDP, Page 7 •H knsiOS'! * !Hn<:sn\Y. ^IAKCII 4. 2(104 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

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By Danielle Russell "To Hell We Ride." Both songs had great A&E Writer, The Keystone beats, but "We Still Kill..." slows down asking me if I was feeling congested. By Domenick Moore to a crawl after the intro. Overall, the "Really, if you're stuffed up at all, Editor-in-cliicf, TJie Keystone Lostprophets, a nu-metal band from song has a great beat that serves as a fit­ this scent'll clean you right out," he said, South Wales, recently released their ting backdrop for lead vocalist Ian switching on a cylinder labeled 'Invigo­ catchy single "Last Train Home," from Watkins' voice. 1 have to admit that when I first rate—Australian Eucalyptus.' "Now their latest album. Start Sometliini^. Al­ "To Hell..."also has a pleasant heard about The Bean Cellar, 1 was skep­ just breath in normally. Unfortunately, though the band was formed in 1997, the rhythm, but Watkins' voice gets a little tical. Not only was it just one more cof- we had to starve all the poor koalas in Lostprophets didn't get a contract for too intense during the chorus and even­ fee shop that has opened Australia to get this," their first album. The Fake SoiDid of tually he resorts to screaming instead of its doors in Kutztown continued Seidel. Progress, until 2000. First released over­ actually singing. (does anyone recall After five minutes of seas, their debut album eventually made Unfortunately for the Lostprophets, Paige's Daily Grind?), but dutiful inhaling, 1 felt its way to the United States with mini­ the album goes downhill from there, also, it has an oxygen bar. nothing. The joke about mal success. Start Something, however, with a conglomeration of ghastly at­ Such a business venture bottled water kept run­ looks like it may be able to carry the tempts at both hard and soft rock songs. brings to mind images of ning through my head, Lostprophets into the mainstream. One of the slow songs, "Hello Again," Beverly Hills habitues sit­ "You know what Evian is Not only is "Last Train Home" the was a little too long and repetitious for ting in a pastel room, spelled backwards? first single, but it also comes to the fore­ its own good. Watkins' voice was also wrapped in Dolce & Naive." front as one of the album's best songs. whiny and irritating. Gabbana warm-up suits, Ten minutes passed,

The catchy, upbeat music combines with Another song I really despise was grabbing a quick puff of THE KEYSTONE/KRISTIN BAVER and it appeared as strikingly sentimental lyrics to convey the title song. The intensity of the vo­ 02 after yoga, when all An oxygen dispenser at The though my breathing the feelings of those who have loved and cals often reduced Watkins' singing to they really had to do was Bean Cellar. had improved. The na­ lost a significant other. The chorus says unintelligible wails. It would be a great step outside and inhale. sal passages felt clearer. it all: "And we sing without a reason to song to rock out to, but has no real lyri­ And then 1 found myself firmly en- and the iron bands that a moment ear- ever fall in love." cal value. sconced at the oxygen bar with the lier seemed to be constricting my chest, Another favorite, "Burn Burn," Start Something starts out with mu­ prongs of a rubber breathing tube had loosened. slated to be their next single, is a power­ sically and lyrically rich songs, but as the jammed further up my nose than When my 20 minutes had elapsed, ful song of rebellion. With lyrics pro­ album progresses, the songs degenerate, anything's been since I was a pre-teen, my cheeks were tingling, a normal reac- claiming "Burn, burn, the truth, the lies, especially in the vocal department. Oddly enough, there were no D&G tion to the increased flow of blood to tis- the news,"it's hard not to get pumped Lostprophets may attain success with warm-up suits, very little pastel, and no sues. Seidel smiled at me. up for a riot, or at least successfully jostle this album as it rides on the coattails of one tried to sell me a kelp-and-wheat- "Good stuff, huh?" he asked, yourself from a night's sleep. the first single, but it's likely that listen­ grass smoothies. I cannot claim to have experienced Start Something begins with the ers will quickly become disappointed by Instead, Joel Seidel, co-owner of The songs "We Still Kill' the Old Way" and the incongruity of the other tracks. Bean Cellar with his wife Kimberly, was See FOOD, Page 7 Pennywise rocks the Troc

By W. John Tritt kid in a sleeveless Misfits T-shirt pushed troops. We want to stand here and let Opinions Editor, Tlie Keystone out of the pit, puked in the closest everyone know, we support all those trashcan and went back in for more. troops overseas, doing their job." Needless to say, the pit was not for the The pinnacle of the night came PHILADELPHIA—Fists were raised, faint of heart. From the balcony, the with Pennywise's performance of "City voices were yelling, the crowd was rag­ crowd standing below looked more like is Burning," the classic track from the ing; they're back. a street corner in Los Angeles during the band's second release, Unknoiun Road. The West Coast's mighty Penny wise 1992 riots than a concert-going audience. There wasn't a soul standing still, or is currently touring the United States Fueled by the fans' energy, quiet, during the furious few minutes promoting their ninth and most recent Pennywise reciprocated without fail, of chanting. Ultiniately, fron^i the cama­ release. From the Ashes. Kicking their club interrupting their set to play "Perfect raderie and madness that drove the tour off last Oct. 14 in Reno, Nevada, the People," a single off their 1995 indie hit. crowd through the rest of the night band has been on a cross-country whirl­ About Time, by the request of a scream­ emerged a sense of unity. wind that brought them to play a sold- ing hooligan flailing against the security My only complaint is that things out crowd in Philadelphia, on Feb. 17. barrier near the stage. The connection wrapped up around 11:00 p.m. Al­ The California new-school punk band between the band and the crowd was though, realistically, to play with the in­ headlined the lineup that included label unreal. HirP;//IMAGE.MIXONLlNE.COM tensity Pennywise has, the band, now mates Stretch Armstrong, Bleed the Pennywise frontman Jim Lindbergh From the Ashes is the most political all in their mid-thirties, goes through a Dream and Guttermouth. grueling physical regimen every night. during a live performance. album Pennywise has put out during Since 1988, Jim Lindbergh has been their career. Lindbergh and Dragge took Country and western singers just on vocals, the massive human being that meling one another and the balcony turns back and forth taking shots at the wouldn't understand. On second is Fletcher Dragge has been the lead gui­ overflowing with older and more intoxi­ current administration's policies home thought, most musicians probably tarist and Byron McMackin has been on cated fans complemented the antique and abroad. wouldn't want to. drums. When bassist com­ (read: rundown) feel of the Trocadero. As Lindbergh put it bluntly, "The Pennywise's message that night mitted suicide in 1996, he was replaced After Guttermouth's intense set, de­ shit going on right now makes me not came across loud and clear: they're still by his bass teacher. . fined by lead singer Marc Adkins' wanna live here, not my country!" The here and they're not going anywhere Pennywise persevered after the tragedy apolitically correct call-and-response crowd erupted into roars of approval as soon. and have taken on a no-nonsense but with the crowd ended, Penny^vise hit the he told them, "This isn't about the positive tone in their n^usic ever since. stage. There couldn't have been a better Wasting no time, they laced into Fraternities - Sororities - Clubs - Student Groups - venue in southeast Pennsylvania to host their set list mostly made up of tracks the band than the Trocadero. Located at from From the Ashes. All the angst of the Earn $1,000 - $2,000 thiis yuriiei^iler wilti a proven 1003 Arch St. in Philadelphia's album's new single, "Yesterdays," came Chinatown, the space is listed on the through Lindberg's trademark vocals as CampusFundraiser 3 hour {undraising event. Our free National Registry of Historic Places and clear as the studio recording. Live, the programs make fundraising easy with no risks. Fundraising is noted as the only 19th century Victo­ band was near flawless. dates are filling quickly, so get with the program! It works. rian theatre still in operation in the During the show, they did a United States. "hardcore" cover of Atlanta based rap Contact CampusFundraiser al (888) 923-3238, or visit: On the night of the Pennywise show, group Outkast's hit single, "Hey Ya." As www.campusfundraiser.com the sea of teenagers in the mosh pit pum- the crowd was screaming "Ice cold," a l\i\'iisn\\, Msmii 4/.:W}4 * liu k!\sin\:f '^VM> ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Upcoming Events All events are free unless otherwise noted. MARCH CAMPUS EVENTS

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Good PDP Food (Continued from Page 5) Even though the audience that at­ (Continued from Page 5) (Continued from page 6) tended was extremely small, only about off the stage, much to the amusement 50 people among those in attendance re­ nod in the second act with Kelli the sudden clarity of thought sometimes of his opponent, the competitor that ally got into the theme of the event. Widener's jazz piece "Split—Comple­ attributed to regular treatments of oxy­ was left standing was declared the win­ The group was energetic and vi­ ments," which featured music by Linkin gen. Nor, even, did 1 encounter the in­ ner. brant, but the event itself appeared to be Park and Evanesence. creased ease with which friends have I was pleased to see that the victor completely disorganized by its sponsors. In another piece, Jessica DeMarco fallen asleep after a little 02. However, finished first because he was a smooth The Association for Campus Events used Ani DiFranco's song "Both Hands" 1 can say that my time spent belly up to dancer and had the ability to keep his (ACE), which sponsored the event, in her pas de deux with Dawn Blanco. the bar afforded me 20 blissful moments balance, even with complicated moves failed to give the group a proper intro­ Despite the considerable difference in of moderately unimpeded breathing. and not because he made a fool of him­ duction. They did not announce the the girls' height, the two moved together Having finished with the oxygen self names of the individual band members seamlessly. bar, I decided to celebrate my increased After the competition, the dancers or mention where they were from or The final number of the show, "Ups health and wellness with a few Epicu­ were allowed to rejoin the audience, a how long they'd been performing. and Downs" was set to The Eagle's "Ho­ rean delights. Unfortunately, The Bean throbbing mass of grooving bodies who Despite these factors, the Tribal tel California." Innovatively choreo­ Cellar was fresh out of their self-titled were starting to really get into the is­ Legacy event was a worthwhile attempt graphed by Robinson, "Ups and "best apple pie you'll ever have." They land beat. Audience members started at diversifying the horizons of KU stu­ Downs" featured a sly demon, played did, however, have a few servings of moving through the aisles and dancing dents with an interesting and distinctive by Nicole Solana, who slithered and Kimberly Seidel's homemade three- through the exit, into the night air. show. writhed across the stage, tempting Erin layer apple bar. This may not have been Tubertini, a junior Secondary Education the best apple pie I ever had, but it was Biology major, who fell into madness vying for a close second. and despair after a passionate perfor­ The generous chunks of apple were mance. soft without losing their form, and the JOffy If there were any faults to be found crust that held sway over the entire con­ with the recital, it wasn't in the dancing, fection was moist and bursting with cin­ HairDesi?n but in the blackouts between numbers namon and nutmeg. The flavor of the while the dancers changed costumes. spices was underscored by an infusion The breaks seemed to last several min­ of the apples themselves. utes, and gave the audience too much To wash this artery-clogging treat of an opportunity to lose attention and down, I tried one of The Bean Cellar's focus. mocha lattes. Served in what could only L:d^' Directed by ProL Joyce Campbell, be described as a ceramic fish bowl with and consisting of 23 members, KU's PDP a handle, the latte was creamy and rich, participates in master classes, taught by with the right balance of sweet choco­ We accept Visa, Mastercard and dance professionals, and small perfor­ late and acrid coffee. mances year round, but the spring re­ As I sat on the plush chaise longue check cards. cital is their biggest event. in The Bean Cellar, reveling in my oxy­ "We started rehearsing in Septem­ genated blood and increased cholesterol, ber," said PDP member Tubertini. "It's 1 telt my initial skepticism melt away. 1 310 W. Main St., Kutztown, PA (610)683-9444 a lot of work, but it pays ofL" also felt sorry for the koala, stuck with little more than a leafy shrub. 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In many cases, once someone Opinions Editor, The Keystone Request with ties to a terrorist organization calls for a softer line, the terrorist turns on The current peace talks in trouble- them, too. It happened to the IRA itself ridden Northern Ireland hit a bump in when it ended a long campaign of vio­ Dear Editor; the road earlier this week when Protes­ lence. Splinter groups, such as the Pro­ "\ like it because of tant David Irimble, head of the influen­ visional IRA, broke off from the larger On Friday, Feb. 27, 2004, at approxi­ it's size; it's not too tial Ulster Unionist Party (UUP) pulled group, vowing not to renounce violence mately 12:15 pm, 1 was heading to my big, it's not too out of negotiations. Irimple, the former until 100 percent of their goals were met. car when 1 observed a woman challenge small." prime minister and 1998 Nobel Peace By leaving the current peace pro­ a ticket-issuing officer about a ticket she Prize winner, cited a recent attempt by Rikh Branco, cess, Trimble is giving into that madness. had just received. This is not entirely the Irish Republican Army (IRA) to kid­ Sophomore, 20 Leading such an influential political unusual, except for the fact that this nap a member of a rival Cathohc group, party and having credentials like the woman was a faculty member. which was the reason for his disdain. Nobel Peace Prize make him a credible In addition, Trimble called for British She made this perfectly clear; in fact, and necessary part of the peace process. when approaching the officer, she curtly Prime Minister, Tony Blair to put sanc­ 'I really like the tions on the IRA's political wing, Sinn told him that she was a faculty member Fein. The UUP lost its dominant place Bangi and that she had had an emergency this campus. It's morning and had to use her husband's in the parliament during the last round (Continued from Page 8) beautiful." of elections; dissenting voices within the car-she certainly did not deserve that Laura Basner, lencers and other tools of human little yellow slip, because she had to party have been calling for Trimble's re- assination being sold next to ping-pong treshrnan, 18 m.oval. It seems that his latest move in make a meeting. tables in Wal-Mart sporting goods? pulling out of talks is nothing more than Normally; 1 would just smirk and let There's an argument favored by posturing that's going to hurt the talks this scene pass; however, 1 was in a very many wishing for the repeal ban, "The unnecessarily. similar situation that verv morning: I criminals have them anyway." It's true had car trouble and had to borrow an­ The conflict between the Catholics, that it is impossible to get every single other car to get to campus and run my the country's minority, who want to gun out of the hands of criminals. Al­ errands. separate from the United Kingdom and though, that isn't giving any credit to our The difference between my situation the Protestants, the majority, who want "The Speech de­ legal system or our police. How it works and this faculty member's situation is to remain loyal to the crown, has been is as follows; a cop searches a house on that I took the time to go down to Public partment and all its flaring off and on for decades. Defined a warrant for drugs, no drugs are found, Safety and get a temporary parking per­ professors, by violent terrorist acts on both sidess, but a banned assault weapon is sitting mit- in the process, I missed a meeting espcially Stevens." negotiations are the only real civil way under the suspect's bed. Bingo. They're to quell the strife that's been leaving with my lab partner for a class. Shawna Bearden, going to jail and the gun is off the street. So, you see, I was in exactly the same countless innocents in harm's way for If these weapons wouldn't be banned, Senior, 22 too long. If Trimble believes in the value position as this faculty member, but I fol­ the officer wouldn't have a right to make lowed the rules. of peace, sticking it out and voicing his an arrest and would have to leave the concerns through the current talks Since I was in very close proximity gun there. This scenario is played out to this little spat, I chose to remark on would be the best course of action to daily across America. Criminals do pos­ move the process forward. the unfairness of the situation and stand sess these weapons, but those weapons up for the ticket-issuing officer. After all, Using internal struggling between are being rounded up by brave police I do not presume to be above the rules; Catholic groups as a reason for remov­ "That pieop^le like everyday and the "bad guys" are going what makes a faculty member assume ing himself from talks hardly seems logi­ my jokes." to jail. that just because they are faculty, they cal. It is true the IRA isn't an easy entity When it comes to the concern of per­ can pick and choose what rules are ap­ Maria Haverovich. to deal with as far as making any kind sonal safety, conservative pundit G. Gor­ propriate for them? Junior, 22 of negotiations. The British government don Liddy suggests the use of a revolver, has been calling for their total disarma­ In response, the faculty member ad­ not a semi-automatic military rifle. If dressed me in a very sarcastic, insulting ment for years, to no avail. However, someone breaks into your home in the their connection with the Sinn Fein, lead manner- remarking to the officer about middle of the night and you fear for your how insolent the students are these days. by jerry Adams, has been waning in re­ physical safety, a revolver will clearly be cent years and they're willing to talk. Verv flustered, I got into mv car and able to stop an intruder. The difference drove away. Groups, such as the IRA, are a is important; if you were to have some Now I admit, this situation is very plague in peace processes around the kind of hair trigger fir-earm, you could trivial, and this faculty member's reac­ world. For instance, look at the United easily unload an entire clip of ammuni­ tionary manner can be attributed en­ "The location, States reconstruction of Iraq; if the tion, and the mistakes could be horrific. tirely to the stress of her day; however, I because it's be­ United Stales' or the Iraqis would give However, anyone who's shot a re­ have a feeling that this scene is reflec­ tween two cities, in to terrorists, like the ones who killed volver can tell you that you've mentally tive of a greater issue here on campus. over 140 on Tuesday, then all would be but you're not committed to shooting because of how It seems that this faculty member felt lost to anarchy. actually in one." much pressure you must apply. Liddy entitled to different treatment solely be­ Trimble should take into consider­ Jessica Crone, noted this benefit as a measure of safety cause she was a faculty member. ation that roping in armed militants against mistakes in the home. Logical. Certainly, I do not claim that all fac­ Senior, 22 could very much be out of the control of The United States should keep the as- ulty members feel this way. I only pose sault weapons ban on the books. this question: why do faculty members "Class sizes are feel entitled to special treatment? relatively small PREGNANT? I, for one, would like to be reassured compared to other Free Pretinancy Tests \ that the faculty which is paid by our campuses, and you Charing and Cronfidcniial tuition money, continues to keep the stu­ Call 1-8OC) -395 -H EI..P dents' best interests in mmd. don't have to worry or 6 1 0-683-8000 about getting wvvvv.cai-e-iiet.oij4 taught by a TA." Laura Wolfe Russ Zera, CARE,.^ NEX Junior Secondary Education/Biology Senior, 22 Pregnancy Resource Center of Berks County 44-3 West Main Street, Kuti?.tovvn, l^A 19530 SPORTS PAGE 10 • THE KEYSTONE • THURSDAY, MARCH 4,2004 Athletic Collins making with Women's basketball Supporter his season thus far By Sean Hart advance to PSAC playoffs Sports editor, The Keystone By Mike Clay Bainbridge had seven assists but was Senior Justin Collins recently earned Sports reporter. The Keystone scoreless and was responsible for eight Outstanding Field Athlete honors after The women's basketball team did of the team's 32 turnovers. winning both the long and triple jumps not finish the season the way they would KU committed more fouls (25) than NFL with NCAA provisional qualifying have liked, but they will be in the play­ they scored field goals (18) in the loss. marks. offs nonetheless. The women dropped a The women shot 32 percent from the Peyton Manning Collins won the long jump with a close one to West Chester on Feb. 25 here field, including a dismal 13 percent from inked a seven-year, leap of 23-10 1/2. His triple jump was at the Key­ beyond the arc, and 59 percent from the 488-0 3/4. Both were good enough to stone Arena free throw line. The $99.2 million deal be NCAA provisional marks. and were Marauders shot 41 This week was the third time this beaten percent from the with the Indianapolis semester that Collins has earned the handily at field, including 30 PSAC Bookstore Athlete of the Week Millersville percent from be­ Colts. on Feb. 28. yond, and 66 per­ KU fin­ cent from the foul ishes the line. regular sea­ Inconsistency San Francisco son at 9-17, with the team has 49ers quarterback including 5- been a problem 7 in the throughout the sea­ Jeff Garcia will re­ PSAC East. son. They need to The find some consis­ portedly be waived Lady Bears tency fast with the failed to next game being from the team. score a their most impor­ point tant of the season. against Zinobile com­ WCU in the pletes the regular final 2:12 of season as the team's MLB the game, leading scorer, with and could 11.3 PPG. She is also WWW.KUBEARS.COM not take ad­ THE KEYSrONE/TONY VASQUEZ second on the team According to Justin Collins vantage of Monique Boykins attempts the difficult with 4.5 RPG and 82 espn.com, Federal award. He also earned it back on Jan. late oppor­ contested shot. assists. Senior 20 for his performance in the KU invita­ tunities to Danielle Warntz is agents were told that tional and again on Jan. 26 for setting come away the second leading the NCAA provisional distance. with the victory KU led late in the game, scorer, with 11.0 PPG and has 34 steals. Barry Bonds, Jason Collins had hoped, coming into this but fell to the Golden Rams by a score Bainbridge leads the team with 106 as­ season, that he would be able to rebound of 62-59. sists and 41 steals and also averages 8.0 Giambi and Garry from an injury-riddled junior season. KU held PSAC East leading scorer PPG. Sheffield were After playing basketball for KU, Collins Kiesha Mack to 13 points, but surren­ Boykins continues to lead the PSAC focused his attention on the track where dered 21 to sophomore Elise McCloy. Se­ with her 58 blocks and also leads the among a group of ath­ he, unfortunately, injured his hamstring. nior Amanda Zinobile led the Lady team with 8.7 RPG, while also adding He was behind training-wise, which Bears with 12 points and seven re­ 7.8 PPG. letes who all received may have influenced the injury. bounds. Freshman Megan Bainbridge The team as a whole didn't have the However, this season thus far has added 11 points and handed out six as­ success in the regular season that they steroids. All three been injury-free. Head coach Brian sists, while sophomore Monic]ue had hoped. In more situations than not, Mondschein feels that having a full year Boykins dropped eight points and their record would not qualify them for have denied use, of training under his belt has benefited grabbed nine boards. the playoffs. However, they managed however. him greatly so far this season. Coach KU shot 40 percent from the field, to go on a late minute run, which was Mondschein feels confident in Collins' 27 percent from beyond the arc and 79 just enough to put them into the hunt abilities at the NCAA nationals. "He has percent from the free-throw line. WCU for the playoffs—something they took a good shot," said Mondschein. was 36 percent from the floor, 21 percent complete advantage of. Collins is walking, or running, in the from three-point range and 81 percent Now that they have advanced to the NCAA footsteps of last year's standout track from the foul line. postseason, anything is possible because and field athlete John Landis. Landis KU did not play like a playoff team everyone is starting out with a brand St. Joe's barely excelled in the triple'jump event last against Millersville on Saturday, as the new record and a clean slate. Sometimes year, and with his graduation, it left the Marauders came away with an 80-48 the sleepers, like KU, are the most diffi­ escaped with a two door open for someone else to jump in blowout in their regular season finale. cult to play against because they aren't as the leader. Collins seems to be a per­ The Lady Bears led 11-6 early but playing with any pressure. Nobody is point victory over fect fit so far this season. Landis was were outscored 36-12 in the remainder expecting much out of them in the Rhode Island last also present this past weekend to wit­ of the first half. Junior Kristy Garner postseason. ness Collins set the records, offering up led Millersville with 19 points and 10 re- The Lady Bears have played their weekend, and at some advice to Collins throughout. bounds. Zinobile and Boykins both first playoff game against West Chester The coaching staff was primarily scored 14 points to lead KU in scoring. University this past Tuesday, but details press time were only looking to keep Collins healthy for the Boykins also added 14 rebounds. were not available at press time. indoor season in hopes of having him or\e win away from excel in the outdoor season. Apparently, j^u'TraKTro^v^TV ui^x^nKJUMPunri^^ finishing the regular nobody told Collins, as he has exceeded INTRAMURAL SPORTS SCHEDULE 2003-20C4 all expectations thus far and is quickly March 17 - Co-Rec Outdoor Soccer, Softball & Street Hockey Rosters due @4pm season with a perfect making a name for himself nationally in March 19 - Co-Rec Soccer captains' meeting @ 4pm (KY 111) the division II ranks. Softball captains' meeting @ 4:30pm (KY 111) 27-0 record. Nationals will be held next week­ Street Hockey captains' meeting @ 5pm (KY 111) end, March 12 and 13 in Boston. Collins March 22 - Co-Rec Soccer, Softball & Street Hockey seasons begin will be joined by his coaching staff, as April 15 - Co-Rec Soccer, Softbail 8. Slree\ Hockey seasons end he hopes to compete, and compete well, April 19-22 - Co-Rec Soccer, Softball & Street Hockey Playoffs with the best the NCAA indoor compe­ tition has to offer. 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By Sean Hart Track and Field Sports editor, The Keystone walked just one batter, while maintain­ ing a 1.50 earned run average. KU women won their first ever PS AC indoor team The KU baseball team improved to The "perfect" win for the men im­ 5-0 with an inipressive 8-5 victory over proved their record to 6-0. title with a total of 124 points. Second place was Bloomsburg at the The Golden Builder Invita­ Bears did, however, Shippensburg, who finished with a mere 94 points. tional Tourna­ suffer their first loss of ment. the season last Sun­ The victory day when they were was sparked by a beaten fairly handily Wrestling homerun off the 8-2 by Apprentice in bat of junior Tony Newport News, Vir­ KU wrestler Bret Wade placed fourth at NCAA Riegel, who tied ginia. Regionals and will advance to the NCAA Cham­ the game at three. A seven-run Four batters later. third inning fueled pionships this weekend at the University of Min- Clay Kuklick the blowout defeat, singled with the ignited by four walks nesota-Mankato bases juiced, and two errors. The which led to all lone highlight for KU four runners scor­ came off the bat of ing when the ball sophomore Gary Equestrian pulled a Bill Strieker, who lined a Buckner and went double for KU. Spring season kicks off March 6 at the Stock Seat through the center WWW.KUBEARS.COM The men will Matt Haverly fielder's legs. now go on the road Regionals at Lithia Valley Sophomore Matt Keller picked up his over Spring Break for a series of games third save of the year. with non-division opponents. The Golden Bears then made history The early-season games normally KU Student Bookstore Athletes of the Week: when senior pitcher Matt Haverly tossed prove to be very important because it a perfect game in a 2-0 win over East often sets the tone for the rest of the sea­ Justin Collins (track and field) and Matt Haverly Stroudsburg University. son. The Golden Bears hope to regain Haverly faced the minimum 21 bat­ the form they had two seasons ago, and (baseball). ters in the gem, while striking out nine rid the bad taste of last season. in the effort. It was the second career The men will then be returning to shutout for the left-hander. their home field for their home opener On the young season, Haverly has on March 22 against Wilmington Dela­ pitched 12 innings, struck out 13 and ware at 2:30 p.m. Men^s basketball draws LD CD uj Ii) J Q Mansfield in first round By Ryan Groih blocks. .y""A. /^ Sports reporter. The Keystone h Going into halftime, Millersville had B i^^ The Golden Bears will be heading a 40-21 lead and were able to extend the back to the playoffs for the second sea­ lead shortly after the half. After trailing :i().") \\ . MAIN sri^EKT. KLTZroW \. I' \ son in a row. by 22, KU outscored MU 32-10 to get the Last season, KU lost in the first score to 53-53. Millersville scored with round of the playoffs to West Chester. 30 seconds left and sealed the game with I )I:LI S r\ LI:; iii';.s r AL K VNI Thanks to a win against West Chester a pair of free throws. last week, the Golden Bears look to move KU finished the regular season with even further into the post-season this an impressive 16-10 record and a third year. seed in the PSAC East. They will travel SI lis Leading for the majority of the game to second-seeded Mansfield. This sea­ and by as much as 17 at one point, KU son they went 1-1 against Mansfield Cl.l BS let the lead slip away and beat West with each team winning their home SAM)V\ ICHKS Chester by only two points. game. However, last season the Golden Senior T.J. Mann tied his own career Bears defeated Mansfield twice. SOL I'S \\|)S\I,AI)S high by scoring 23 points in the contest. In the other Eastern bracket, num­ Mann went 8-12 from the field and a ber one Cheyney takes on number four perfect 6-6 at the free throw line. The West Chester. The Western bracket has ATL RINC BOAK^S IIKAI) I'h'ODKdS night also belonged to senior guard Jeff number one California taking on num­ AM) KBKSM BAKKBY BBKAI) Brickus, who set a new assists record. ber four Clarion and the number two Brickus finished the game with 10 seed Edinboro hosting third ranked lUP. points, six assists and three steals. He now has 410 assists over his four-year FREEAND career at KU. Trivia answers from As a team, KU shot less than 40 per­ last week: FASTDEUVERY 1^ cent from the field and went 6-16 from behind the three point line. 1. Lenny Dykstra led l)l\K-IN. CABin-OKT ANI) CATKBIN*; With a playoff berth already in place, the Golden Bears finished their regular with 37 stolen bases season in Millersville. Trailing by 22 ()IM:N MONDAY -SAIL RI)\^ VKXW. •M) Al points in the second half, KU managed 2. Lenny Dykstra was a late comeback, but fell short by the fi­ nal of 67-63. also second in MVP Mann and Brickus led the way K\\: i)\{)-i)\^^^-~\:v^ voting in 1993. PHOXF: ()H>-()8:M()();> with 14 points each. Junior Bilal Salaam had eight points, 12 rebounds and four VXGE 12 • Tlir KlAXTONl HVKsnw, MARCH 4. H.)4 SPORTS The lowdown on the Risley Weight Room in a half day's work to purchase and in­ said that it is out of his hands and there pus. By Sean Hart stall a new stereo. Because he wasn't isn't much, if anything, that can be done Sports editor. The Keystone It can be debated that what lifters of made aware that the replacement was about it. Looks like it will be more eat­ the gym find necessary to have fixed, the junk, he didn't put the installation of a ing dinner, then lifting-something ideal powers-that-be may not. A debate that Here at KU, we are given the oppor­ new stereo on the top of the priority list. for lifters...NOT. undoubtedly will never satisfy every­ tunity to enjoy the new fountain, science "I'm trying to balance the many needs You all know about the missing pad one. building, newer cafeteria and SUB. We of the recreation center, intramurals, club on the bench. You know, the first one "I don't think that the gym at MU also have a new recreation center on the sports and other needs," added Ignosh. on the right that has had the sign on it was much bigger than Risley, not say­ horizon that we are unfortunately pay­ Ignosh is, however, hesitant to put saying "broken" since who knows ing theirs was huge, but their hours were ing for now. What does that mean for in a new stereo because a new one was when. Ignosh stated that he is aware of much more convenient because every the weight lifters right now? It means installed in Risley last year before it was the problem, but " hasn't been able to dorm had their own little gym. It was that the Risley weight room, or the "dun­ broken. He says he plans on having it get it fixed." never crowded because everyone had geon," is not part of the beauty that at­ installed over the Spring Break, espe­ The cushion was taken away to dis­ their own options to which gym they tracts many high school seniors to the cially with the two extra days we have courage use and possible injury. A new wanted to lift in," said student Grant school. now been given. piece of plywood needs to be purchased Hildebrand. Hildebrand transferred this Being an active member of the dun­ It isn't a secret that one needs to get , but Ignosh wants it to be profession­ year fi'om Mansfield University, and has geon, 1 have heard the students com­ pumped up to lift, and music is the best ally installed so injury can be prevented. a good basis for comparison. plain about numerous topics. thing for pumping someone up. Instead, He wants to "prevent, minimize, care, The bottom line is that there will be The first, and probably most impor­ lifters are stuck listening to someone's comfort and limit" injuries as much as a new gym in the near future that will tant, to serious lifters is the radio, or lack conversation about their rash that just possible. be the answer to all the problems we thereof. Since the beginning of the first won't gO away The fourth flaw, and perhaps the have right now. semester, we haven't been gifted with The second flaw are the hours that most annoying to many, is the damn However, most of us won't be here the nice stereo we had last year, which the gym is open for operation. On Mon­ water fountain. No, not the one that's to enjoy the new facility. We are using played all the local Philly stations, as day through Thursday, the gym is open as warm as, well, you know. The one the "dungeon" right now and should at long as it wasn't rainy, cloudy or windy. from 10 a.m. till 2 p.m. and again from 6 that when it works is actually pretty least be able to listen to Metallica when Yeah, it's always doing one of them p.m. till 11 p.m. On Friday, the gym cold. The key is when it works, because we lift, and not a muffled version of in Kutztown. That has, however, been closes at 8 p.m. It is open on the week­ several times this semester it has unex­ Celine Dion, because we only get that addressed with antennas c:»n top of ends from 12 p.m. till 4 p.m. on Satur­ pectedly just shut down. This has led cute station. Risley, but only a minor improvement day and 5 p.m. till 9 p.m. on Sunday. to students' cursing, yelling, kicking and Ignosh stated that if there was a was made. This year we were given a Why aren't they open during the after­ punching the fountain. Remember guys, problem with the gym, or something supplementary boom box that not only noon hours during the week? its punch, kick, slap then curse. breaks, they should tell the staff mem­ skips mostly every CD that is put into The weight room has to share its Ignosh put a work order in to have ber who is working on duty during that it, but the radio flat out sucks. hours with the athletic and academic the fountain repaired on Jan. 20 of this time. " It will get fixed sooner rather than Recreational advisor Ray Ignosh departments. The afternoon hours are year and has recently had it re-submit­ later," he said, as long as they are made knew that the boom box was taking for the sports teams to get in their train­ ted. He isn't aware yet if the work or­ aware of it. If you have a comment or place of the stereo, but was "under the ing. Ignosh said that we have it better der has been addressed. He said that suggestion, contact Ignosh at 1-610-683- impression that it was working okay." than some other institutions in the state, the repair men are often very busy tend­ 1374 or recservicesC^/kutztown.edu. Ignosh noted that he would have to put as their hours are even worse. He also ing to more urgent needs around cani-

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