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Dangerous blue asbestos called in by the University The 1977 University was discovered in the Uni- after the asbestos had been report details where the versity Boiler House in the discovered the workforce asbestos is and what sort of summer vacation despite were only provided with asbestos is present, assurances to the work- masks for protection. whether blue, brown or force there that the pipe According to 'Asbestos white. Asbestos is present lagging was a composite Killer Dust' published by in a number of halls includ- University Collarbones. Pic by Kevin Powley. mix containing no asbestos. B.S.S.R.S. Publications ing Charles Morris, Ellers- Sources inside N.U.P.E. simple gauze masks are vir- lie and Sadler Hall. There informed Leeds Student tually useless in terms of is no danger from this as that management had told protection offered, and the asbestos is perfectly safe MINISTER VISITS the workers for several safest protection comes while it is sealed up, and An on-the-spot invitation to Sir Keith Joseph to visit the Stu- dents' Union of Thomas Danby college was briskly turned years that there was no from using an independent the University have taken down when Sir Keith visited the college last Friday. asbestos in the boiler house air line or oxygen supply. samples to ensure that The invitation was made by the President of the college lagging. The World Health safety levels are main- Union as the Education Secretary made his way to the new However when twelve organisation stated in 1977 tained, and old insulation teaching facilities in Road. samples were subsequently At present it is not possible will be checked. Thomas Danhy College suffers from severe over-crowding, with 600 students crammed into a refectory and Students' taken from the pipe lagging to assess whether there is a The factory inspectorate Union rooms at lunchtime. roughly twice the number the in the Central Boilerhouse safe level of (asbestos) have declared the boiler- rooms will comfortably hold. they were subsequently exposure below which an house to be clean after tak- The Principal of Thomas Danhy who was escorting Sir found to contain asbestos. increased risk of cancer ing air samples there. Keith on his visit is reported to have told him: "This is the REPORT would not occur." ADAM LEBOR place we do not like to show people." as he steered Sir Keith Although the asbestos was towards the spacious new college. not discovered until routine maintenance was carried out a report was completed six years ago FRASER WALKS OUT detailing the locations where the asbestos had Students gave a resounding many students had paid up short speeches on Union mat- and left the stage. He did not been found around Univer- 'thumbs down' to University's would not be available until a ters. return for the remaining meet- backlog of paperwork, usual at ings. sity environs. Health Service charge at the At the first meeting, Dr. start of registration on Wednes- this time of year. has been Said Aileen McGloughin. While Mr. K. Everett Fraser delivered his speech day. forcing the stall in the Great cleared. "Dr. Fraser's arguments were the University safety about Student Health refraining not very strong. but I was really Hall to close down early due to The lethargy of Wednesday's officer refused to give from any mention of the eon- thrown. Given the preconcep- lack of interest. Health Registration was in con- troversal Health Service levy. tions that many first-years have Leeds Student a copy of the trast to a Freshers' meeting a Following Dr. Fraser, Aileen about Students Union, what he report we have obtained Third-year students Nick day earlier. McGloughlin. General Secret- Clarke and Trevor Thome. who said could have been very one. Temperatures ran high when ary of roundly damaging to our campaign." The report however lay watched the proceedings at the denounced the £5 charge.- Student Health desk, claim that University Health Officer Dr. Dr. Fraser his previously been dormant and had not been very sympathetic to the Union, only one student all day lain Fraser walked out after When the second meeting delivering an impromptu speech circulated amongst the coughed up the five pounds that began, Dr. Fraser departed but Aileen said: "He feels torn workforce who could have the University is demanding for attacking L.U.U.'s 'Health Stu- from his prepared speech and between the two sides of the dent' fact-sheet. easily taken the necessary 'special services' registration. criticised 'Health Student' at argument." The University refused to The meeting in the Great Hall length and in detail. clearly flus- Dr. Fraser was unavailable precautions for dealing for comment di the time of going with asbestos much earlier. confirm or deny the report. A took place four times, once for tered by the whole incident. Registry Office spokesman said each group of first-years. Six After finishing, he excused him- to press. When a specialist firm was that accurate figures of how speakers were present giving •self to chairperson Sally Ryder ROSS WELFORD PAGE TWO countries who have failed to pay up. POLY SPARED AXE Education Chief, Councillor Bernard Atha is worried about At the beginning of last believes cost conscious London and Oxford Polys the effect this will have on the year the National Advisory Leeds has got off lightly. have suffered the severest students in question. He won- Board (NAB) was set up to No department has been ders if the council will ever take cutbacks of all, losing stu- a decision to "jeopardise a stu- cover local authority edu- closed nor courses lost but dents, staff and courses. dent two-thirds the way through cation, its given purpose to around £1 million has been Foreign governments are just a course because the money has NUS is sending members not paying the fees for students ensure slack capacity is deducted for 1984/85. In to lobby the next NAB not been paid." used more fully. real terms this comes to they sponsor, says Leeds City Councillor Atha says that meeting in Eastbourne on Council Education Committee overseas students who come to In the real world this around 4 to 7 per-cent and the 15th of October. Back spokesman, Councillor Les Car- Britain are an invisible export means they have to begin to is only bound to affect edu- home in Leeds there will be ter. and he has attacked the Gov- cational standards: stan- a march from the Town Almost 146,000 is owed to ernment for making it so expen- plan for cuts of an average the council in unpaid tuition sive for them to study in this 10% in the public sector for dards the Conservative Hall on November 10th Manifesto pledged to pro- fees, mostly for Polytechnic stu- country. 1984/85. All PUSHE with students coming from dents. Meanwhile Councillor Atha (Public Sector Higher Edu- tect. As the Government , South Nigeria is the worst offender, has told council committees who has proved, in education as Yorkshire and Humber- owing £85,700 approx. for want to interfere, and perhaps cation) colleges and eighty-seven students. Sudan, polytechnics have come in health, promises are side Polys. Union officials send foreign students with out- made to be broken. believe we cannot afford Libya, Kenya, Iran and Iraq also standing debts home, that they under NAB's Axe and sev- In the Yorkshire region, feature on the 'spending watch- can "go to hell!" eral polys have been sing- the continuation of student dog' committee's list of eleven JULIA KAY led out for a special attack. Huddersfield Poly has been apathy much longer. Leeds particularly hard hit losing Poly not RIP just yet. (OK) Jim Miller, the Deputy 10% of their grant. The THREE THROWN OFF President at the Poly, City of London, Central ROB MINSHULL A DISASTROUS start to term It is believed that breaking of lay in store for three students the age and experience regula- when they arrived at the tions is commonplace amongst Polytechnic's business school to polytechnics and that Sue Tom- take a post-graduate course. ball had gained permission from On Thursday, 10th November, the best A2 sized poster Matthew Lake, Ian Walker the Council for National FALL OUT in conjunction with other designed for the event. It should and Stefan Pompa were told by Academic Awards to waive the A temporary bomb shelter will National Union of Student area be simple, powerful, and the the course director, Sue Turn- rules and allow the students to be built by L.U.U. in Dortmund organisations and Polytechnics design should leave about a ball, that they were ineligible for register on the course. Square next month as part of a throughout Yorkshire and quarter of the space free for the course because they had fal- However, the CNAA later five-hour 'nuclear event' Leeds beyond, Leeds and West York- further information on the len foul of a minimum age limit refused to ratify any waiving of City Council have decided. shire Area National Union of demonstration. Only mono- of twenty-three. They were also the regulations and insisted that Students will be holding a chrome designs will be consi- informed that they "lacked the all three could not take the The application to the council demonstration against the Gov- dered. required supervisory level work Course. "to attempt to build" a shelter in ernment's cuts in higher educa- The closing date is Monday, experience." Ian Walker was informed by accordance with the Govern- tion. 10th October. Further details They had all been accepted by the CNAA that "it was wrong ment pamphlet Protect and Sur- can be obtained from: the department after interviews for students to suffer due to such vive met with some opposition LWYANUS is offering a LWYANUS, 155 Woodhouse in July and had paid a fees errors and it was up to the from Tory and SDP council prize of one £25 book token for Lane, Leeds. deposit of more than £300. Polytechnic to accept him members. back." The CNAA declined to But despite objections the comment on the matter. event will go ahead on Saturday. In a Sunday Times article, enti- 'Endsleigh looks the best all Stefan Pompa and Matthe► 19th November. It will feature a tled 'Covering the student risk', CHEAP ENDSLEIGH round and has a couple of useful Lake have been allowed to join mock family of students who Endsleigh Insurance compared August. found that Endslcigh's additional features - cover for the part-time course but Ian will try and build the shelter favourably to two other personal personal possession package for misuse of credit cards and £500 Walker is insisting on continuing from tables, chairs, blankets etc. possession policies offered by students was the best unless you if the student incurs additional the full-time course. A small exhibition will be pre- Harrison and Barclays Bank. happened to live in London. expenses as a result of an acci- sented and leaflets handed out. The article, printed in Liverpool or Manchester: dent.' ANDY HOWARD TIRED OF WEARING THE SAME OLD SHIT?

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X CLOTHES rrI PAGE THREE BODINGTON No joke Racist Jokes in Leeds' Rag Mag have resulted in a ban on its sale in the University Union. All jokes are vetted by the Rag Committee but an error during the proof-reading led to the inclusion of certain jokes not intended for publication. DOPE A meeting of the Union's Executive voted in favour of banning it from the Union building. This accords with the Union's anti-racist policy. Former Rag Treasurer and Secretary, Nigel Pepper, who id the External Affairs Secretary of the Union. said, "it's unfortunate but not disastrous". Safes of the magazine at the HAUL University were bad last year, The West Yorkshire Police never referred to a drugs anyway". Drugs Squad denied the report. problem at Bodington, and Condemnation of the Their spokesman told me. "You consulted Mary Cassidy and the magazine's content has been know it's not and I know it's not police simply as a responsible widespread. The President of the true". The Observer, though, is senior member of the University Union's Nigerian Society, Bola sufficiently confident as to the taking steps to protect the PIM Ajomale, described the racist accuracy of its report not to print University's good name. jokes as "most distasteful". a retraction. Whilst the paper The Tartan bar has been redecorated and refurbished at the cost An anti-semitic joke brought has printed a letter from This being the case, what was of £30,000. Fittings and fixtures are brand-new and give the place similar condemnation from University Information Officer the Union doing when it told the a bright and lively appearance. Marcus Sheff. Chairperson of David Morriss, stating the Observer that fifty students had With its built in disco and lights the Tartan bar still offers the Leeds University Union Jewish University's point of view, it still been bust at Bodington, for it Thursday night disco and is also available for societies for an Society, "We are absolutely regards its report as essentially would seem that the paper's evening at the cost of £10 a session. Events are hoping to extend horrified that this racist filth that accurate. The colour magazine story originated in the Executive the alcohol license to 2 a.m. and with the availability of food passes as rumour could be argues that one's interpretation office of L.U.U. this place could soon be the Unions answer to a nightclub. distributed in the union. An apology is not enough. if their of the article depends on what is University and Union sources Stuart Galbraith, the Cultural Affairs Secretary, warns explanation is not sufficient. the meant by 'bust'. They say that confirm that the Observer got students to 'look after it!' because with Union funds so low any Jewish Society will help to 'bust' does not necessarily imply the story as a result of routine damage will be considered irreparable. ensure their removal from the either conviction on drug research carried out via student HELEN SLINGSBY Union," offences. or police involvement. unions nationwide. John Gratton, Chairman of Ff N.U.U. is guilty of such Leeds Student Charity Rag said John Rawcliffe, Senior exaggeration. then it must accept Lecturer dies that he may black out the Warden at Bod, denied that responsibiltity for damaging the offensive material and sell the there had been any involvement reputation of the student PETER SEDGWICK. who died personal approach and eventually magazines within the Union. However, the Rag parade and at Bodington and his secretary population whose interests it is tragically on September 8th, 1983 left them in 1976,though he could the magazine selling trips to described the whole Observer elected to serve. is not only a sad loss to L ceds find nothing satisfactory to article as 'a fairy slots' In fact, Universit y Department of Politics replace them. various towns near I. cods a ill go so upset is Bodington about the But this may not he the end of but to the fields of socialist His great diversity of talent, his ahead as planned. very individual character and his The first selling trip was to the Observer story that it hopes to the story. Certain students claim politics, literature and personal experiences with the Liberal Party Assembly at obtain reimbursement for any to remember vividly the night psychology. Leeds mentally ill were influences upon Harrogate two weeks ago. money lost as a result of first when uniformed police arrived Before coming to his politics and his prolific Liberal Member of Parlia- years' reluctance to take up at the Hall's Hay House. University in 1973 he had worked sriting.Peter Sedgwick will not ment for Leeds West. Mr offers of accommodation. (Inc Current Union President Sally as a psychologist at Liverpool only be remembered as a sensitive M ichael Meadowcroft, called anxious parent has already Ryder told the University University, as a tutor at a translator of Victor Serge, but as the racist jokes "appalling", ''l contacted the hall seeking General Purposes Committee on psychiatric prison, as a research author of the recently highly used to hit jokes out of rag mags reassurance on the issue. September 29th that the psychologist studying brain- acclaimed 'Psycho Politics'. to include in my speeches hut not Observer's allegation was not damaged patients at an Oxford So, if both the University and hospital. and finally took up He was challenging to the anymore". he said. entirely fictitious. the police are confident that the Politics as a lecturer at York student while respecting the Park Lane College of Further report is concocted, where did What is the whole truth University. He was a member of individuals' opinions and will be Education have also banned the story emanate from, and why concerning the alleged the Communist Party, but left in deeply missed by students, sales of the magazine and it is is the Observer so adamant in its Bodington bust? We have a right 1956 to join the International collegues and Staff in the Politics expected that the Polytechnic stance? to be told. Socialists (S.W.P., But he Department. will do similarly next week. TIM LUCK/FURST maintained his own critical and FR ANCESA BAINES PAUL BROMLEY Warden John Rawcliffe told me that he had contacted last year's Union President Mary Cassidy at one point during the year. expressing concern 01/4 :a allegations that dope was freclti available in one of the Union bars. He then contacted the Drugs Squad for advice as to what proceedings he should take in the event of drug use becoming a serious problem at the University. He argues that he HAIR • STUDIO New Union theatre This term sees the opening of the new Raven Arts Theatre in University Union basement. The £43,000 project occupies the former debating chamber and can be found next to the Tartan bar. Forthcoming productions 10% STUDENT DISCOUNT include: Tikand Tok. Compass Theatre and T.N.T. Tickets will range from £1.50 upwards and 11 ROAD, . will he available from the change kiosk outside the Tetley bar. PHONE 789214 MARTIN IIEFFER PAGE FOUR PAYING FOR HEALTH

For the last thirty four payment of the lee is only years the service provided t:20.1a10. therefore even if everyone paid the fee it %%Datil by the University Student not covet hall the cosi. How- Health has been a free one. es er, the principle that the However following pres- "Spet.:ial Services- provided sure from the University must be paid for will have been Grants Committee for established. It is in the best interests oldie `selective economies' of 4% University to maintain the ser- the. University is introduc- vices provided by. Sick Bay, as it ing a charge of £5. avoids the responsibility of pro- viding sick bays in halls and In tst April 1951 the Um- flats. 11 also avoids administra- versos. Cotmeil considered a nt in problems when st tidents are ret..orniriendation Irons the unwell - (they can take exams in Ad% iry Cotnrninee tin the sick hay). University Flealth Service to SPECIALIST charge a registration tee tot the 1 to implications of this arc use id special services•at student that students need a specialist health - including Inta-reu type of health care. If this is in ireAtrticrit, Physiotherapy the best interests iii the univer- eq moment and Sick Bay sity, many students feel that the facilities. university and not the students FIGHT should provide it. Rather than A fee if 0.5 was originally reducing costs students are proposed hat the University expected to subsidise something tong term future of Student Union successfully fought to which has obvious benefits for Health. reduce it to O. the university. G.P.s Students who use in Univer- CAMPAIGN Fur the majority of students PLAYING FOR HEALTH sity accommodation may pay A campaign has been Student Health is not the most ti the -fee at the same time ix they mounted by the Union. in an accessible surgery and as shown A musical twist was given it) I hi= years. live in University accom- pay their aecommtidation bills. attempt to reverse a move which by the lists drawn up by the campaign against the health ser- modation. However, for the An important factor in the con- denies students the basic right to Union, many independent G.P.s vice when. on Monday. huskers campaign to have any measure troversy surrounding the free adequate health cover. based in- student areas are wil- from the College of Music of success, students from every charges is the University Sick There are fears that the figure ling to accept new student played outside the entrance to year will have to heed the Bay. Without a sick bay- the ser- will not remain at £5. but will patients onto their lists. A com- the University Union building. Union's call to boycott the vice would not he permitted to steadily increase and may poss- prehensive news sheet has been They had been invited by charge. operate outside a two mile ibly take on a compulsory rather produced by the Union explain- Martin Glancy. the Publicity The musicians, Clive Pearce (approximately) radius of the than a voluntary' status as has ing the fun implications of the Secretary, to attract even more on bass and Peter Galpin on University. happened at the universities of £5 registration fee which is not attention to the first major cam- guitar, failed to demonstrate in Subsequently the service Hull. Reading and Birmingham. levied at the majority of univer- paign of the academic year. He their musical style the rancour might not include several halls !t is also possible that this is the sities, a map and a list of alterna- has already produced posters and excitement that is being and any students living south of first of a series ta cuts of vital tive G.P.s in the Leeds 6 area. and a comprehensive news- generated in the- political arena. the canal. Sick bay is also the student seta ices Mich as sports, Canvassing of University is tak- paper on the charge which is Obviously accomplished MINI- centre for emergency and ans- general amenities and the ing place to try to inform stu- compulsory to all students living dans, they played a selection of wering services. Careers Service. dents of the form of private in University owned property. hazy. laid-hack jazz/blues num- Sick Bay costs 01.500 p.a.. REFUSAL medical insurance which is The campaign can he seen to bers which though aesthetically half of the University's Health The University has refused being presented to them as an he directed primarily at first pleasing seemed incongruous to Service's budget. The maximum the requests of the union to look attractive cut price deal. year students, the majority of the rest of the campaign. figure which could be raised by together at real priorities for the DIANE TAYLOR whom. unlike second and third GRAHAM WALL

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PAGE SIX Leeds University Union HELP YOURSELF TO FREE HEALTH CARE

STUDENT HEALTH CHARGES?

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PAGE SEVEN THE FLYING SQUAD BLUE THUNDER - Odeon

Out of the skies over Los stunts are scintillating but it is Angeles roars Blue Thunder, all too frequent in action- a helicopter belonging to the packed films of this kind that Astro Division of the LA police the action shades the plot into force. insignificance. The linking No ordinary helicopter scenes between the stunts though - it can fly at up to 200 are either thin to the point of miles per hour, fire 4.000 non-existence or incredulous rounds a minute, and con- to the point of absurdity. Not tains a laser-bright search- so with Blue Thunder. light, video equipment and a Operation Thor, federal computer display terminal. agents, the local TV station Roy Scheider plays experi- and Cochrane (Malcolm enced helicopter pilot Frank McDowell), who flew along- Murphy, a man unsure of his side Murphy in Vietnam, all mental balance. He is dogged ensure that the tension never by memories of his time dur- drops and the excitement ing the Vietnam war when he never wanes. flew combat missions, he has The film gathers pace a patchy, volatile relationship throughout until Murphy is with his girlfriend Kate, and being pursued by bomber he checks his sanity with his planes and Kate on the wristwatch. ground by police cars. His young co-pilot, Lyman- Undoubtedly. the helicop- good (Daniel Stern), is just ter itself is the star of the film out of training school and, at but Roy Scheider gives a fine tic, then think again. None of film, but, at the same tithe, first, finds both Murphy and performance as Murphy and the Blue Thunder's weaponry thought-provoking and Blue Thunder awe-inspiring. manages not to be upstaged has been invented for the film alarming. Blue Thunder - it's a They are provided with an completely. However, if you - it is all available inthe United cracker. opportunity to test Blue are prompted to classify the States. Thunder in the air one even- film as fantastical or futuris- It is a factual and amusing PAUL BROMLEY ing. And they discover a lot more than now the chopper works ... The special effects and SCREWBALLS - ABC This is a fine example of a turned away from the normal After all five individual truly sexist film: one which sex act • the five heroes in par- endeavours fail, the boys belittles both sexes equally. ticular channel their frustra- team up to sew wire into Pur- Male and female are in states tions into uncovering as ity's Homecoming dress. At of permanent high blood many pairs of breasts as they the height of the ceremony in pressure lust, but neither sex can. the school gym, they turn the does much about it, so they And there, in a nutshell, is basketball posts into giant remain in bulging-eyed, the whole plot of the film. magnets. The final shot is of purple-faced attitudes of sex- Miss Purity Busch, the Purity's hapless tits bouncing ual frustration. Homecoming Queen (we are, about in horror as her dress Instead of simply leaping of course in an all-American flies off. Ho Hum. Riveting into bed and getting on with High School) is sexy but stuff, eh what? it, they content themselves stand-offish, so, to teach her a I seem to remember laugh- with fantasy and innuendo, lesson and also to achieve ing about five times, but only deflecting their urges almost some peculiar voyeuristic for want of anything better to fetishistically away from the pleasure, our heroes resolve do. I suppose the most con- opposite sex (Purity Busch's to get a look at her tits. structive thing one can say masturbation session with They go to inordinate about this film is that perhaps her teddy-bear, mock oral sex lengths involving mass hyp- it gives a peculiar insight into in the French lesson with a nosis, burying themselves in the American psyche. model of the Eiffel Tower!). sand to catch her sunbathing. Or rather, their urges are and breaking into her house. S.M. FEAY FREE TICKETS SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS of rock cinema for FREE!! That's the amazing offer from the manager of the ABC Cinema, Vicar Lane. On Sunday week (16th October), there will be a 3-in-1 rock programme starting at 2.15 p.m. The three films are: Woodstock, The Song Remains The Same (featuring Led Zeppelin), Heavy Metal (with the music of Black Sabbath and others), Leeds Student has five double guest tickets to GIVE THE FONTANA Thought have succeeded AWAY in this easy-to-enter competition. BIOGRAPHICAL rather well in compiling and Answer the simple question below, fill in the details COMPANION TO MODERN producing what is a very and hand your entry in to the Leeds Student office (oppo- ambitious project. Their THOUGHT site the Tetley Bar) in the University Union or in the Fontana Paperbacks criteria for choosing whether newstray on the Leeds Student desk in the Polytechnic £6.95 an individual merits inclusion Exec Office. Hardback edition by William or not in a Companion to All entries to be in by Tuesday lunchtime. Modern Thought seems to Collins Sons and Co. Ltd. A full list of winners will be available from those two have been fairly well consi- places on Wednesday lunchtime and in next week's issue Although a Companion to dered and includes all those of Leeds Student. Modern Thought has been they consider to have made a The tickets should be collected from the Leeds Student compiled primarily as a work contribution to over sixty office in the University Union as soon after Wednesday as of reference, it can be readily fields of human endeavour possible. browsed through as its and achievement. information and unpretenti- Apart from encompassing QUESTION: Name Led Zeppelin's personal manager? ous style of writing makes for the obvious ones of literature, easy reading. art, politics, and academics Answer: ...... In fact some of the 1,945 these include, Popes, jazz mini-biographies are perhaps musicians and Feminists. In Name: too well constructed in that short every household name they readily interest and is covered (depending on Address: inform, but due to the limita- what sort of house you live in) tions of space are forced to from Lenin to Henry Moore to rapidly end, lust when inter- Thomas Wolfe. est in the subject is rapidly Although its inherent limi- increasing. tations are obvious, a Corn- Each of the entries has been panion to Modern Thought is written by one of 300 con- a very useful reference work, tributors, an impressive list of and will give you ample professors, lecturers and information on all those specialists such as George names that your compatriots Melly and Dillys Powell for in higher education are sure the Jazz and Cinema entries. to be dropping all around The editors and compilers you! of the Companion to Modern ADAM LeBOR

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Stan Tracey is a veteran of the Tetley Bar in the University potential of instruments as British jazz scene. His music, Union) and cost an amazingly seen by a modern composer. though not experimental, is low £2.00. It will be sandwiched by two very individual. He always Next Thursday lunchtime, fo J.S. Bach's Brandenburg surrounds himself with good there is an opportunity to concertos. musicians and his own piano hear a composition, the The concert features the playing is fascinating. Sequenza for trombone, by ensemble of the University's The Stan Tracey Octet is at Luciano Berio, in the Univer- Department of Music. It is at Leeds Playhouse this Sunday sity. 1.10 p.m. in the Clothworkers (9th October) at 2.30 p.m. The Sequenzas are vir- Centenary Concert Hall and The Playhouse has another tuosic explorations of the admission is FREE. impressive line-up of films to supplement its theatre prog- Tonight's episode at 8.30 Farm has been sold to New p.m involves a guard dog (an ramme. Zealand television. Amongst the films booked Alsation to be precise) being It will be screened in 90- brought to heel by Peter by Andrew Youdell of the Brit- minute editions on Saturday Bowles (Howard) when in fact ish Film Institute are: Cinema afternoons so for a bumper- Blade Runner, the futuristic he's barking up the wrong sized package of life on the HYDE PARK (752045) ODEON 1 (430031) tree. Woof! Woof! farm in the Yorkshire Dales, thriller starring Harrison Ford. Sunday: 2.00, Missing, Jack Lemmon Friday, October 8th, James WarGames. News from YTV - Emmerdale emigrate to New Zealand. 4.40, 7.20. Week: 2.25, 4.55, searches for his lost son in Bond 007 in Octopussy. 7.00 Chile in 1973 after the coup. p.m. nightly. 7.35, Pat Garret and Billy the Kid, Late Show, Friday, 11.00 p.m. ODEON 2 • Sunday: 2.30, with Bob Dylan and James The Blues Brothers plus car- Blue Thunder. 4.40, 7.20. Week: 2.20, 4.55, Coburn. It is directed by Sam toons. 1SCOS',. Peckinpah. Late Show, Saturday, 11.00 7.35. The Secret Policeman's Other p.m. National Lampoon's ODEON 3 Sunday: 2.20, UNIVERSITY Ball. The Python team up to Animal House plus cartoons. Breathless. tan Bar. Admission 60p, Saturday, 8th October. Prog- their usual tricks supported Next Monty Python's The 4.50, 7.20. Week: 2.35, 5.05, POLYTECHNIC - FANCY by the 'Not the Nine o'Clock Meaning of Life. 7.40. ressive Rock Society. Non- DRESS News' team, Billy Connoly, Coming ... Dark Crystal, ABC 1 (452665) members 60p, members 30p, Friday, 7th October. North Alexei Sayle Sophie's Choice, Staying Stayin' Alive. Sunday: 3,15, Year membership £1.00 on Yorks Roadshow. Hall Pres. Reds. Warren Beatty's por- Alive, Psycho II, Rocky Horror 7,15. Week: 1.40, 4.45, 7.55. the door. Fancy Dress - prizes. 10.00 to trayal of John Reed and the Picture Show, WarGames, all ABC 2 FRENCH SOCIETY 12.30 with late bar. Admis- rise of socialism. for £1.30 and £1.50. Screw Balls. Sunday: 4.50, Tuesday, 11th October. sion 60p. Tickets go on sale half an 8.10, LCP: 6.20. Week: 2.30, French Society Disco. Tif- POLYTECHNIC - DIZZY LIZZY hour before the start of each 5.40, 9.00, LCP: 7.10. fany's - the Merrion Suite. Saturday, 8th October. Dizzy performance and cost only ABC 3 Tickets from Bazaar stall 50p. Lizzy Disco in the Ents Hall. £1.50. TOWER CINEMA (458229) Psycho II. Sunday: 2.30, 7.00. EVENTS DISCO Admission 60p before 10.00 A leaflet giving the full My Bloody Valentine. Sun- Week: 1.25, 4,25, 7.30. Thursday, 13th October. Tar- p.m. and £1.00 after. details of the films and day: 3.15, 6.40. Week: 3.45, Three-in-One Rock Show. screening times is available 7.00. Sunday, 16th October, 2.30 to from the foyer of the Play- plus Friday 13th Part III. Sun- 9.30 p.m. Woodstock, The house. day: 4.55, 8,15. Week: 5.20, Song Remains the Same, 8.45. Heavy Metal. NMisc. The Balinese Gamelan orchestra is a percussion PROVINCIAL BOOKSELLERS' chorus audition. Principal orchestra. Such groups have FAIRS ASSOCIATION auditions on Sunday, October rarely been heard here but October 8th, Griffin Hotel, 16th. All Welcome, perhaps the current interest Boar Lane. A sale of antique in the percussion based Afri- [11Film Society can musics will also provide and out-of-print books. 10.00 UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S a.m. to 5.00 p.m. an audience for this Far East- FILM SOC Info, 584-341. Trinity and All CENTRE music. UNIVERSITY ern Poly, Thursday, 13th October. Saints College, . Flat 14, 23 Cromer Terrace, It can be sampled this week Riley Smith Hall, University The Choirboys. 5.00 p.m. at £5.00 for year. Leeds 2. Lesbian Line, Tues- Union. 7.30 p.m. Edwin in Leeds. The English Game- H114. Membership £6.00 for day, October 11th. Tel. LEEDS PLAYHOUSE Heath, Hypnotist. Ian Orchestra are playing at academic year. Guest tickets 453588 for information. Leeds Grammar School, 7th October at 11.15 p.m. If. from Union Info. Point. UNIVERSITY LIGHT OPERA Women's Action Group - Clarendon Road at 7.30 p.m. 8th October at 11.15 p.m. and SOCIETY Wednesday, October 12th. today (Friday). They will per- THE OTHER FILM SOC. 9th October at 7.30 p.m. Ver- Rehearsals for Christmas 1.00-2.00 p.m. form traditional Javanese 11th October. Sitting Ducks. onika Voss. Show, The Gondoliers by Gil- Women's Centre Support - music and modern pieces bert and Sullivan. 5.00-7.00 Friday, October 14th, written for this ensemble. p.m. Friday, October 7th. No 1.00-2.00 p.m.

What do John Cleese, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, The Goodies and David Frost all Television have in common? Theatre They were members of the Yorkshire Television prog- Scully finds himself becom- Cambridge Footlights. rammes to be broadcast this ing trapped in a web of You can see the current week include: romance, intrigue, and mys- LEEDS FRINGE 8th, 3.00 p.m. For information brand of mayhem from the The Outsider - Episode two of terious revenge when three Until October 8th. City Var- Tel. 462453. Footlights on Tuesday week this mystery series is broad- different women begin to take ieties Theatre, Headrow. TOP GIRLS (18th October) in the Riley cast tonight (Friday). an interest in his life. Rodent Arts Trust (RAT) in Top Girls (Caryl Churchill) at Smith Hall starting at 7.30 John Duttine plays journal- The Bounder - Yorkshire Joseph Kite's The Assassin. Leeds Playhouse. Starts 7th p.m. ist Frank Scully whose arrival Television's award-winning October 8th, 8.30 p.m. October, 7.30 p.m. Except Tickets can be obtained in the small Yorkshire town of situation comedy stars Peter Leeds Youth Opera Down in Mondays. from the Theatre Box Office Micklethorpe starts tongues Bowles, George Cole and Isla the Valley (Kurt Weills), plus WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN (the change kiosk outside the wagging. Blair. The Penny Hedge. October By David Bromley. Adelphi RAVEN THEATRE FRIDAY OCT 14th - £1.25 Doors 6 45pm UNIVERSITY PUBLIC PROPERTY THEATRE CO ******* THURSDAY NOV fith - £1.25 Doors 6 45pm ORDINARY GENERAL COMPASS THEATRE CO ******* MEETINGS WEDNESDAY DEC 7th - f1.00 Doors 7 00pm This is the sovereign decision making body of the Union. THE NEW THEATRE (T.N.T.) Come along and have your say. Held every R .S .H . TUESDAY at 1.00p.m. in the RILEY SMITH HALL TUESDAY OCT 18th - f2.00 starting on Tuesday 18th October 1983 Doors 7 30pm Details of motions submitted can be found on posters around the Union or on the Agenda available on the Monday before THE CAMBRIDGE FOOTLIGHTS - HAWIAN CHEESE PARTY COMIC REVUE ALL TICKETS FROM CHANGE KIOSK (& FOOTLIGHTS FROM JUMBO RECORDS) AND HOW TO LEE 4S LIVE IT YOUR FOUR P k GUIDE TO STUD 1, LIFE IN LIED

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Even a poor student plete with all the trimmings: restaurant in town with the served at Happy Hour on lively, specialising in bacon needs to eat occasion- hot flannels are given to wipe exception of Salvo's just out- most evenings. butties. ally and let's face it the your face after each course. side Headingley on the Ottey The Wharfe Street Cafe on Harpo's Pizza Takeout in As in every other city, Leeds road. Salvo's has recently average student is Wharfe street caters for veg- Headingley Lane is very good has its own large collection of been awarded the 'Le Relais etarians, usually with a selec- value, with a wide choice of hardly a cordon bleu. So Bistros. In between the uni- Routier' award for good food tion of three or four meals. A pizzas and pasta and a selec- when you've cooked versity and polytechnic is and is obviously a good place good place to go for lunch if tion of desserts, while Theo's your last greasy beef- Strawberry Fields. It is split to go if you've got time to you are shopping by the mar- Charcoal Grill Takeout over burger, why not add a into two halves. Upstairs the queue. Also worth a visit is ket. the road from the Parkinson Ikee, punvegor of hambur- A vagrants guide to Leeds bit of spice to your culi- decor is sparse, the menu Building has meaty, spicy limited, and the grub reason- gers to the hungry and cock- would include Terry's All kebabs for around a quid: a nary life and get out of ably cheap (chilli con carne tails to the thirsty. Time and the In and Out as pleasant change from the the kitchen and into. and bread around Et.30). American food is served at both are open all night. Refec. If you're too damn lazy Leeds' wide variety of Downstairs is slightly posher the Boston Diner, on St. Terry's is a pretty squalid even to go to the takeaway, interesting restuarants. By with a wider menu and more Annes Road Headingley. A place and is definitely not 'phone for a homemade curry following this guide to popu- expensive prices. Ron's Bis- classy joint but it can be very recommended for those with delivered to your door. lar student haunts you will tro, opposite the Lounge in expensive depending on your weak stomachs. By compari- Stuffing your face has find places in which you can Headingley is well worth a tastes. Cheap cocktails are son the In and Out is rela- never been easier. expand your tummy without visit. A three course meal with stretching your grant cheque. wine should cost around £5. It For those with asbestos is often crowded which mouths there are several makes the service a bit like a cheap Indian restaurants production line. The pizzas around the University and etc are as good as any PLACES TO DRINK Headingley area. Probably young boys and girls about BOROUGH where people the best is the Kaghan Valley, Like any major city town congregate. On with very snort nz.iir drIC on St. Michaels road. This is a Leeds has a huge variety weekends the Oak can get but hjng out. The same is place to suffer your self for of drinking hostelries packed both upstairs and true for the PRINCE OF less than three quid, with ranging from spartan downstairs. WALES and GIAGOMELLI'S drinks inlcuded. Opposite the the deceptively suave looking University are three similarly alkies' bars to very plush Just past Safeways are the rooms with velour furni- NEW INN, and the THREE Semi's underneath British priced eating houses: Naf- Home Stores is also a place to ture. As with decor, so HORSESHOES and the fee's Chakwell's and the avoid if you are a Manchester Islamabad. All three serve with beer and Leeds WOODMAN. The New Inn is a sort of up-market Original United fan. into the early morning and Pubs offer anything Also downtown, just past are therefore popular with the Oak with good Castle Eden from weak and watery beer and fake log fires. The the medical school are the late night razzlers. Although GEORGE and the VICTORIA. the food is not too great, you Whitbreads to hand Three Horseshoes which pumped Old Peculiar. boasts hand-pumped Tetleys. The George is popular with will taste worse currys than medics and like the Victoria In the main Students fre- Both are popular with stu- these. can get very crowded in the quent Pubs in HeadingleY, dents especially from the afield, visit Shebab's on East- evenings. Slightly further around the University and Poly. The Woodman is fre- gate. Make this a once a term afield are the TOWNHALL Hyde Park, but when these quented by bikers and hairy treat as the dishes are superb TAVERN and the EAGLE have palled a trip downtown heavy metal fans. but the prices are high. Meals TAVERN. Both of these are can make a pleasant change In the opposite direction aren't rushed and come corn- free kouses and well worth a from the Otley Road Pub- along the Otley Road near the University lie the PACK- visit. The Eagle has a wide crawl. selection of live jazz and folk Morris HORSE, the ELDON and the Opposite Charles music. Also to be visited is FAVERSHAM, FENTON. The Packhorse is a Hall is the WHITLOCKS, Leed's oldest offering handpumped beer, reknowned engineers haunt pub with a variety of fine I high prices, a trendy jukebox and offers a wide range of Harris handpumped beers. A recent and trendier clientele. The music from up and coming local groups. Flares and addition to Leeds is the FOX Fay can get extremely AND NEWT opposite Park crowded as it is extremely beards are by no means Origirol obligatory, and the service is Lane College and boasts popular. This is also true of automatic electric piano saw- which is quick. the LITTLE PARK dust on the floor and its own • usually packed out with locals The Eldon is more of a loc- Pizzst. Pasta 'Burley' and 'Query' bitters. as well as students. The Little als' pub and is fairly run of the Very near the Merrion Park has excellent hand- mill, but students are quite 0176 Centre are the PIG AND gliffillifir welcome. The fenton is oppo- pumped Stones bitter and is WHISTLE and the COBURG. site the B.B.C. and is very very friendly. The Pig and Whistle is an Up the road towards Head- popular with Poly students. Caske-Oul uninspiring city centre pub ROYAL PARK Like the Packhorse and the O ingly are the and the Coburg is one of Tet- Eldon the Fenton is a Tetley and the HYDE PARK pubs- lays best money spinners Pub with handpumped beer. The former is full of hippies, being very popular with Poly Just behind St. Marks Flats bikers, and ex-students, the ,-feats. beer is O.K. and you will usu- Is the BRICKLAYERS ARMS, a Doev ally see someone you know John Smith's pub that has there. The Hyde Park is one recently been refurbished. Moo- Fri huge room where it can take Alchohol prices in Leeds ages to get served and lacks are much of a muchness apart THEO'S till manight from the Faversham {expen- both almostsphere and good A quick and tasty range of sive) and the Poly and Uni- SatorJ614 beer. Take-away Kebabs Further down the Otley versity Union bars (cheap). and Patisseries 12 moo till MicinigGit Road you will come across Both the latter offer a good 164 WOODHOUSE those two student stalwarts range of beers to get drunk 5ovidia) the SKYRACK and the ORIGI- on. LANE, till midoigGit NAL OAK. The Skyrack is Generally students are LEEDS 2 blessed with a pool table, bad quite welcome in the city Tel: 458641 beer although it caters for pubs but there are one or two Open Mon - Fri 11 30 - 2.30 Geordies offering Whitbreads to avoid. Near the University and 5.30 - 11.30 is the NEWLANDS where try- 2S OilgY nand MOWS 6 Scotch Ale. Across the road is Saturdays 6.00 • 11 30 the Original Oak haunt of the ing to b't-4:t'a 'game of darts is :el. 7:2413 pressed jeans and Lacoste not a good idea. and onoosir. jumpers brigade, where the the train station is the SCA'

PAGE TOWN SOUNDS j Live music-wise, Leeds is a venue. Thrill to the sound of concert going public, but Bar, a Brannigans sized Leeds not averse to a spot of city and a half. With so many Peter And The Test Tube wonderful for the typically (400/500) club atmosphere. music. Some go for jazz, students, not to mention the Babies, marvel at the wit and unconcerned promoter. 8. Tiffany's. The Merrion some for blues, a lot go for Centre, and native population, there is invention of Seething Wells 6. The Polytechnic. Has heavy metal, and there's at 9. Caesar's. Both are two very big money to be made from and gasp in amazement at the always come a poor second least one hardcore rockabilly importing the big (and ludicrous Hofbrauhaus decor. to the University as a student similar traditional large city pub (step forward The Whip). medium) names. Add to this Really a slightly upmarket venue. And sadly will con- centre night clubs occasion- The cream of the circuit is the fact that the massed stu- Brannigans. tinue to do so for the torse- ally transformed into seeth- the Fford Grene, and the bot- dents occasionally throw up 4. The Fford Grene. Some- able future. Simply because ing rock 'n' roll venues cour- tom is the upstairs room in of the size of hall available. It tesy of that man Keenan, (he The Packhorse. Check out a medium (or even big) name where out in Roundhay, Cha- themselves, and what you pletown. While city centre is very hard to do well nowa- gets everywhere). Neither your local press for details of have is a city that is always venues come and go, the days with a venue which is at have been much in evidence where to find what. Well, dancing. Fford Grene goes on forever, best medium sized. However, recently, but the potential is there you have it. Leeds some shrewd, or lucky, book- 1. The Warehouse 19/20 and so do some of the bands. there so keep your eyes music-wise. It's not bad. It's ings occasionally pay off. For Somers St. Leed's archetypal One of the more tradition- peeled. not Liverpool, but it's not bad. example, both Adam And The post-punk, new wave trendy ally rockist among us, the 10. Grand Theatre. Upper Support your local music Ants and Culture Club were night club. An unwelcoming good old F.G. blends bare Briggate. Another occasional scene and it will support you. booked into the Poly just exterior is more than faced second division heavy venue. Only used when There are, of course, some matched by the interior and metal - still the local's prime before their big breaks, and there's an easy killing to be venues and some promoters the atmosphere. A niterie to cut - with the more interesting so, come the night of the made. Or when a band insists who are more adventurous, disturb even the most regular sounds of living legends such actual concert, said bands are on an all seated venue, e.g. more committed to music, digestion, haunted by the as Bo Diddley, Wilko John- huge. Still you can't always Judy Tzuke or Dexy's Mid- and more worthy of your pat- worst sort of poseur:- who son, Dr. Feelgood and John book the next enormous night Runners. Imagine ronage. Hopefully you'll dis- only really go there to be seen Otway. thing just before they make it watching Kevin Rowland cover this yourself and do the there in the first place. How- Not really as far away as it rich, and so mostly the Poly coming over all passionate right thing by them. But ever, it's usually well worth looks on a map, and well loses out. and sincere through opera above all, whatever your the irritation and the eyesore worth the walk (or bus fare) Nonetheless, a pleasant, glasses from a private box taste, be it Kiss at the Queen's to catch some interesting, for Bo Diddley. newly modernized, and and you've got the Grand Hall, Wham I at the University and sometimes marvellous 5. Queen's Hall. Quite the above all fairly civilized place sussed. or the Sisters Of Mercy at the acts. worst venue in the western to spend the night. 11. The Infamous Pub Circuit. Warehouse, Leeds will have 2. Brannigans Lower Brig- world, the Queen's Hall is a 7. The University. Actually the All over Leeds. There are something to offer you. Make gate. Back in the seventies cavernous car park mas- leading college venue in the many, many pubs throughout the most of it. Enjoy yourself. (man) Brannigans housed the querading as a concert hall. In country - the only one to be Fan Club - a true punk club. previous lives it has served as truly accepted into the major Now thatthe punk is dead and a tram shed, a cattle market circuits. Unfortunately, the rotting in bastard painted and a flea market. You can main hall, the Refectory black leather jackets, Bran- readily believe this air-craft leaves quite a bit to be nigans is still a 'punk' club. hangar monstrosity as each desired. Just wait for the sold Currently operating out of the and all of these, but as a rock out gig with the condensation Hell hole is Nick Toczek, a venue? Don't make me laugh raining down from the ceil- local poet type, weekly bring- John. ing. Still, except for the occa- ing us such delights as Con- Scene of John Keenan's sional spurious megastar's flict, GBH, and Bad Brains. Futurama soirees, and host to megabash at the Queen's A night out at Brannigans is some of the most self impor- Hall, Elland Road, or even likely to constitute a rather tant and avaricious bands in Roundhay Park, the Univer- ugly spectacle, and students the known world. The acous- sity is the place in Leeds to are advised to dress down for tics are non-existent, the catch all those chart favour- the occasion. Brannigans is views of the stage minimal, ites. not likely to be the last venue and the prices exorbitant. In Additionally, the University in Leeds to be investigated the winter months, the con- has several smaller venues when the new glue sniffing crete floor feels like ice, and on offer: The Riley Smith Hall, laws come into force. thick woolly socks and hiking whicff is on a par with the 3. Dortmunder Dungeon (The boots become essentials. Polytechnic, and plagued by Bierkeller, Merrion Centre). The Queen's Hall is a similar problems in size; And This is a Leeds Batcave-style thoroughly bad deal for the the newly refurbished Tartan SCREEN SCENE As you might expect from a hidden somewhat up oppo- quite wonderful Leeds Play- now, and the true student Another budget priced, but city of size, cinema in Leeds is site Ike's at the top of Vicar house. Featuring late night cinema rears its head. The more comfortable, establ- at a premium. Lane. cinema of both populist and Hyde Park, on the corner of ishment, the Lounge also gets Also to be found in down- arty appeal, the Playhouse Brudenell Road and Queen's the films a little later than the Top of the heap, allegedly, town Leeds are the decidedly marks a must in the student's Road, is the first to show.. All Odeon and ABC, but some are the triple-screen Odeon seedy, and the slightly seedy cultural calender. Missed the worthwhile retreads from would say that the saving and and ABC extravaganzas. Plaza and Tower moving pic- those Asterix films the first downtown, at very reason- the convenience, make the Replete with bars and ham- tures emporiums. The latter time round? Catch them at the able student-sized rates. If wait worthwile. burger stalls, not to mention dealing in recycled Emi mat- Playhouse. Reasonable you live locally you will come Out just a little further along city-centre rating values, the erial (Very Cheap Seats on prices for often Important to love the Hyde Park. But the main road, and on the duo offer comfort and newly Monday afternoons) and the Cinema. Join the intellectuals beware the seats. other side of the road, lies released blockbusters, at a former m porn, porn and ... down the Playhouse, get an On North Lane, just off the Cottage Road, where, logi- price. Find the Odeon in its porn. early morning breakfast at the main Otley Road/Headingley cally enough, you will prime position at the top of Coming away from the Food Box (nee Inn and Out) Lane, the adventurous stu- encounter the Cottage Road Briggate, immediately oppo- Headrow into the outskirts of and freeze on the way home. dent will encounter the Cinema,. The finest of the site Lewis's; and the ABC Studentland, we first find the Into Headingley proper Lounge Picture House . three independent Heading- ley cinemas, the Cottage Road retains the low prices of WE'RE VERY NEAR FOR YOUR STEPHENS MUSIC SHOP the others, while attaining a 70 NEWBRIGGATE LEEDS standard of comfort and facil- TRENDY GEAR Tel 434710 ity which would not look amiss downtown. And for : 10% DISCOUNT ON some reason, the films have ROLAND SYNTHS PIANO'S ETC been arriving Cottage Road- Jupiter 6 £1595; MC202 (299, wards pretty much in step . PRESENTATION OF THIS 51410/Synths E225: HP30 Piano 1225. 13f-immix & Brassline each 1199 with the city centre cinemas. Add to these the occasional t VOUCHER University Film Society Show YAMAHA GUITARS. SYNTHS CS7OM POLYSYNTH NOW £1250 and other odd society events, 17 HEAD1NGLEV 1.ANE, CS01 Monosynth 1139, CS60 Poly £750; not to mention the LUU i 744751 SG Electric Guitars at discount prices; LEEDS LS6 1BL Hand made acoustic guitars from £79; Engineer's Society regular Home Recording Tapes Mixers. etc showings, and you should GRAN COATS, THREE QUARTERS, WAISTCOATS always be able to find some LEATHER TROUSERS, SKIRTS. JACKETS DRUMS, CYMBALS. ETC sort of film to see. Whether 14 Ludwig & Yamaha shop-soiled 20% otf. "SUEDE- SHIRTS. BELTS, Paiste, Awed's. Sebien Tosco Cymbals. you choose to make a night of lANY VARIETIES OF HIGH QUALITY FASHION WEAR IN STOCK also Gibson, Fender, Custom Sound, it in town, or to slip round the FULL RANGE OF LEATHER AND Trucker. Badger. 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An interesting charac- CHARITY SHOPS Pomegranate selling similar 3. Jumbo - while we're talking teristic of the Genus merchandise to City Limits. records, let's talk about the Fluffy jumpers can be had at Freshus Studentus is its Bargains can also be found best, most 'vital' shop in F.M.P. Clothes in Hyde Park Leeds. Perhaps not such good capacity for undergoing at the various charity shops, including an OXFAM shop which also sell jeans and value on chart albums as the a considerable trans- and a MIND shop in Head- suchlike for a good few Megastore brigade, but just formation in its plumage ingly and the SUE RYDER pounds cheaper than they GREAT on singles. over the course of an shop in Hyde Park. There are cost downtown. Also worth 4. Austin Reed - about the checking out for bargains are same size as the London academic year. also a number of charity shops along Boar Lane, near the stalls in the market and store's third floor gents, but the Merrion Superstore. Shirts with hang-glider like the main train station. Also on worth a nose by Leeds stan- dards. The sports depart- collars are often discarded for Boar Lane is a small new ment, in the basement boasts grandad collar-less versions, shop, CHEAP THRILLS, which the most 'hip' stock in Leeds. flares are exchanged for has interesting selection of For the more discbrning, less 5. Lillywhite's - Yes, the 'fin- drainpipes or more com- gear including Hawaii shirts 'Alternative' student, Leeds est sports store in the world' monly army trousers and and suede shoes. has somewhat less to offer. In expands from Piccadilly Cir- there is a huge run of busi- In a simialr price range truth this is probably some- cus, bringing its ridiculous ness for shops that pierce (about £4-£5 for a shirt, f12 how related to the fact that, London prices north. For ears. Neither is this confined for a suit and less for a dress) at the last count, Leeds was some things it is actually to the male of the species, the are the 40's 50's 60's shop in almost two years behind the cheaper to travel to Manches- female tends to discard her Call Lane and FUNNY WON- civilized world. However ter or even Liverpool. Still, frilly blouses for shapeless, DER around the corner near there are some bright spots almost a must for the swish sack-like things and blue plas- Wharfe Street. to be found among the dark young things around town. tic earnings. TRENDIER days and cobbled streets of Loads of Adidas, Nike ... and Whatever style of attire you the Wool City City Centre. when I last looked, two X CLOTHES is trendier as choose to adopt, or even if Of course, all the usual high Ellesse tennis shirts and four you're not really interested in well as more expensive cater- street watering holes abound. Tacchini track suits. ing for the bleak and black looking sharp and just want to Here a Debenhams, there a 6. The Benetton Shop - get crowd, although not exclu- keep warm and ward off Lewis's, everywhere a your blue and white rugby top those chilly Yorkshire winds, sively. Sited in Call Lane Chelsea Girl! Seek, and ye here. Leeds can supply the goods, (opposite 40's 50's 60's) it shall find. 7, Top Shop - All the usual low also offers sunglasses and and cheaper than in London. Worthy of a special men- brow, high street fashions, black leather jockstraps. tion, for one reason or plus an extensive Adidas SECONDHAND Near Briggate are OTHER another, are the following. range. This shop caters for CLOTHES and CITY LIMITS, There is one word that can 1. Schofields - a 'major' the Leeds United Service Other Clothes sells trendy save you pounds and pounds department store in the tradi- Crew (you've seen the movie, clothes at highish prices, tional mould. Large shop, now read the cartoon). 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Student life at Leeds can of backbiting and offer a lot more than the intrigue that are the A Beginners Guide to Student Politics mere pursuit of qualifi- pre-requisites for a Their meetings usually to lose over the next three ideological disputes. The cations. career in the public eye. fall into a familiar pattern years. All part of that dirty S.W.P. thinks that the Soviet To a large extent stu- of the Monotonous, 'Politics' business. Union is 'State Capitalist' the Leeds' student envi- To some extent the rise of R.C.P. doesn't. It's nearly as rons can be a marvellous dent political groupings sorry Militant Tendency the Tebbitite thug right has trendy and much less hassle training ground for mirror the conflicts and comrades telling their been mirrored in F.C.S. to join the Labour Party, and aspiring politicians, and conditions of their coun- yawning audience of the nationally. Searchlight you don't have to stand getting involved in stu- terpoint national organ- need to nationalise the magazine has exposed a around in all weathers selling number of links between sec- a newspaper that nobody dent politics rapidly isations. L.U.U.'s Labour top 200 monopolies to tions of F,C.S. and the buys, white getting abuse for teaches the techniques Club is a Case in point. an accompaniment of National Front. Generally. being a trot, last weeks jerky hand though Leeds Tories are just Last and least there is the movement. middle-class types who Young Socialist Students Non militant members intend to stay that way. Society, student branch of the spend much of their time plot- The Alliance in the Univer- Workers Revolutionary Party. ting to further the cause of sity are fairly small at least in Their miniscule presence at proper democratic socialism, terms of influence wielded. both University and the i.e. anything that hinders This is probably due in part to Polytechnic is probably a Militant. Occasionally mem- their lack of a really strong result of their perverse poli- bers of other Trotskyist personality to turn them into tics which includes support organisations join the Labour a real force. For now in L.U.U. for Colonel Gaddafi and Club, but unarmed with Milit- at least, they seem to be mis- Ayatollah Khomeini. The ants ruthlessly used weapon sing out on the band-wagon W.R.P. newspaper Newsline of boring speeches they gen- that their national organisa- is the only daily national erally have little impact. tions are rolling along paper to be able to afford col- What of the Tories? L.U.0 aboard. our photos and feature exten- President Sally Ryder once Student politics however sive Libyan News. Any sug- held office in the Federation are by no means monopol- gestion that the one is paid for of Conservative Students so ised by the big three, espe- by the other is vigorously presumably she qualifies for cially on the left. The far right denied. the label. Strangely enough are present if toilet graffitti is If none of the above appeal though, she swept to power anything to judge by, but they you could join the Anarchist running on an 'apolitical' tic- seem to have the sense to Society, some of whose ket. keep their politics exactly members are into herbalism However generally, Tories were they belong. and they usually manage to don't come out and say that There is virtually no organise a weekly bookstall in they are right wing and (orthodox) Communist Party the Union. Of course there is instead they refer to their activity within the student also much scope for hackery policies as 'sensible' or 'mod- milieu, which is surprising as in 'issue' societies and groups erate'. Sorry Sally, but being the party has over 300 mem- such as C.N.D., Women's terribly polite to Mrs. bers in the city. What we have Action Group, the Green Soc- Thatcher won't bring back the instead is the Revolutionary iety and the various solidarity Hebrew or Archaeology Communist Party whose Campaigns. In fact as you will departments or the other £25 members are extremely rapidly realise the oppor- million pounds in education active, as are their front tunities for student politicoes funding that the Leeds area is organisations 'Workers are virtually boundless as against Racism' and the Irish Jack Straw, once L.U.U. pres- Freedom Movement. Mem- ident and now an M.P. found bers of the R.C.P. can be seen OUT. Are you Barclaying up the wrong tree? all over town selling their Are you fed up with Midland of the road paper 'The Next Step', full of barely comprehensible arti- CITY LIMITS cles about the menace of service? jo EMPIRE Imperialism. ARCADE, clothes s7n3r9 P en In true 'Life of Brian Style' LEEDS I jewellery Then read on . . CTED he Revolutionary Commun- incense OCKT-'lL5 FOR ist Party split off from the Tel: 438815 leather !lies don't offer free banking for ONLY.0 1 00 Revolutionary Communist (Diners Group who had split off from students only} he Socialist Workers Party (S.W.P.). The student section Iles don't offer o cheque book .)f the S.W.P. known as S.W.S.O.. were once a real and card for students force in student politics in Ikes don't offer personal loans or free -eeds but following splits and expulsions they now exert lit- advice for students le or no influence. Needless o say the R.C.P. and the . . But Ikes do offer discount on the S.W.P. hate each other, a best food in Leeds! of fairly r:nmr.ley Produce your union card and we will give you 10% discount, bring a party of 7 or Cooke's Corner more between Sunday and Wednesday and will also waive the 10% service Even as I write Shrewd investment here will thousands of bright- save a small fortune in months to come. The initial filing charge (all cards must be produced). eyed innocents are equipment will cost about £7, into cell block refec- subsequent brews will pro- We welcome all new 1st year students, tories. Flee, dear friends, duce beer for as little as 6p a and use the that grant pint. Make lager and drink it along with our other regulars to Ikes for cheque that's burning a so cold you can't taste it. 4. Buy in bulk - lentils, rice, the best food in Leeds including beautiful hole in your pocket to beans etc. In shared houses burgers, stupendous steaks and finance some wise capi- get a 56 lb bag of potatoes. tal expenditure. Follow 5. Buy some recipe books and and impeccable, the seven command- follow them as closely as ments of grub. possible. LIVE MUSIC pizzas and 6. Don't forget the odd items WITH SIMON 1. Buy a large, sharp, non that make life that much pastas. serrated knife and a large cut- easier; a tray, and mixing FOON ERY ting board. Sabatier make the bowl. rsA0t4DAN( best knives, but they're priced 7. Eat drink, be merry and try accordingly. the recipes in next week's 2. Buy a pressure cooker, a column. CROSS BELGRAVE STREET must for quick economical How happy you will be it you LEEDS 1 and nourishing soups and keep the Seven Command- stews. Don't get a second- ments of Grub! TELEPHONE 433391 hand one. Keep stirring! 3. Take up home-brewing. BILLY THE CHEF. Hotel. Starts 8.00 p.m. at 7.30 p.m. TEMPEST BYE BYE LOVE By Shakespeare. Civic Leeds Poly Creative Arts Theatre, 7th and 8th October Theatre. 13th and 14th at 7,00 p.m. October at 7.30 p.m. UNDER MILK WOOD RUING THE CRIME By Dylan Thomas. Civic L.U.U. University Road. 6th Theatre. 11th to 15th October October at 7.00 p.m . Classical

ENGLISH GAMELAN BACH ORCHESTRA October 8th. . October 7th. Grammar English Chamber Orchestra School, Moorland Road. Engl- and the Leeds Festival ish Gamelan Orchestra play a Chorus. A programme of selection of traditional Bach. 7.30 p.m. Javanese and New Western JOHN WEDELL HORSNER music. 7.30 p.m. October 11th. Leeds Town MUSIC ENSEMBLE Hall. John Wedell Horsner from Denmark on the organ. October 7th. Clothworkers' 1.05 p.m Centenary Hall, University Campus. Dept. of Music MEET THE PERFORMER Ensemble. 1,10 p.m. October 12th. Leeds City Art Gallery. 'Meet the Performer'. YOUNG MUSICIANS Oscar Shumsky (violin). 7.30 October 8th. Leeds City Art p.m. Students, £2.00. Music Gallery. Young Musicians. Serenade (wind octet) 1.05 11.00 a.m. P.m. Gigs

UNDER TWO FLAGS Thrills, Boar Lane and The Tuesday. October 11th. £1.50. Badge Shop in Merrion L.U.U. Tartan Bar. Bar Exten- Centre Market. sion, CANCELLED JOBOXERS U.K. SUBS Sunday, October 8th at The U.K. Subs plus Actifed. Warehouse. Thursday, October 13th. Poly BRANNIGANS City Site. £2.50. • Roy Scheider on guard with his chopper Blue Thunder. PLAY DEAD Conflict, Hagar the Womb, Play Dead plus Lavoltalakota. and Lost Cherries. Wednes- THE CHOIRBOYS Tuesday, October 11th. The day, October 12th. Bran- An everyday story of Ameri- Dungeon Club at Tiffany's, nigan's. can police folk. Merrion Centre. Members THE THREE JOHNS VERONIKA VOSS £2.00. Door £2.50. To Be Continued, Nick Toczek A Fassbinder films set in the HAZE plus disco, Monday, October BLUE THUNDER swirling, girating, dazzling 50s about a washed-up film Sunday, October 8th, 7.30 10th. Leeds Venue Group, star. Roy Scheider as a helicopter disco dancer. p.m. Fforde Green (). L.U.U. Tartan Bar. 8.00 p.m. to WARGAMES Tickets £1.00 from Cheap 12.00 midnight. Late Bar. 70p. pilot flying night-time patrol in Los Angeles - See page 7 THE BLUES BROTHERS A computer whizz-kid gains for a detailed review. American cops driving access to top secret informa- BREATHLESS around in high speed car tion with near disastrous Smoothie Richard Gere takes chases. Smashing. results. the lead in this stunning film. FRIDAY 13th PART III Exhibitions More horrifying stuff to send shivers up your spine and Pomegranate SCULPTURE 31st October to 26th make your flesh creep in 3D Shirazeh Houshiary and November. IF Women's Co-op Edward Allington Sculpture. A fantasy film set in a public Until 28th October. St. Paul's UNIVERSITY GALLERY school. A classic piece of 60s Cloths & knitwear Gallery, 57 St. Paul's Street, University Gallery, Parkinson cinema. Leeds 1, Monday to Friday, Building. 11th October to 11th NATIONAL LAMPOON'S 10.00-5.00 p.m. November. The Enhanced ANIMAL HOUSE including original designs TAPESTRIES Value. The photographs of Fun and frolics at an Ameri- Sue Lawtrey Tapestries. Until Horace Nichols, 1899-1920. can college. The film that Ariadne & Feel Sheepish 29th October. City Art Gallery, From Shore to Shing started a spate of college cap- The Headrow, Leeds 1. Shore. The work of USA Govt. e rs. Hand-made PAINTINGS BY G. BLAND photographers. OCTOPUSSY The Gallery, Almar Books, 10 11th October to 1st Roger Moore up to his usual Leather goods, Commercial Road, . November. Reginald tricks in the latest death- Earrings, Until 29th October. Shepherd - silkscreen prints defying Bond bonanza. Paintings by Judy Barham, and watercolours. PSYCHO II Scarves, Norman Bates is back. A Cards, generous showering of mur- der and intrigue. etc. SCREW BALLS Mon - Sat See under National Lam- Politics poon's Animal House. Also / \10a m - 5 00p m. / •• •• Porky's and Porky's 2. Don't ANARCHIST GROUP SOCIALIST WORKER STU- American college pupils do 4 Leeds University Anarchist DENTS SOC any work? - see page 7 for Group. First meeting Tues- Friday, 7th October, 1.00 p.m. detailed review. 77 Raglan Road, day, 11th October. 1.00 p.m. Committee Room C. 'The STAVIN' ALIVE (near the University next to the Ale House) in R.H. Evans Lounge (All Revolutionary Road to Jour- John Travolta is Tony Man- Welcome). nalism' - speaker Jon 011ey. ero, the dancing, twirling,

PAGE, nil POST-PUNK NEUROSIS NEW TOWN NEUROTICS/ Rebels' they could have ROUGH JUSTICE something. Brannigans Just like the Newton Neuro- tics could have done. Their With the punk clubs emptying 1980 single 'Hypocrite', still last as the Elland Road ter- available on a Cherry Red races, the young punks 'stroll' compilation. was nothing to Doctor Marten style; you write home about, but it did can't pogo on a deserted show a good deal of promise. dance floor. Three years, two singles and Marooned amidst the worst one album later, the Neuro- haircuts since Mad Max 2, 1 tics have got no further. In shed a tear for days gone by fact, after regressing into tor- To think that a dream has pid one dimensional come to this: a gaggle of sloganeering, they have drunkards making dicks of probably had to sttuggle to themselves in a uniform that regain the relatively sophisti- never even existed way back cated and promising sound of when. Today's solvent abus- 1980. ers are depression hippies, Still stuck in the 'jagged equating, not to the Punk post-punk rock' of a limited Ethic, but to the worst type of Stiff Little Fingers, it is hard to pissed-up biker. Ugly. but believe that the Neurotics are then we all knew that before so severely restricted- Their we came, so on with the very name betrays their small show. town preoccupations. Their Rough Justice tout an ami- world revolves around hang- ably unprententious brand of ing about on street corners Newtown Neurotics crisp metallic bash. Spiritual moaning about living in a Sons Of The Upstarts, small town, sitting in seedy Musically and lyrically, the grind on, regardless of a sur- incisive at times. fuzzily snack bars and pubs moaning Newtown Neurotics are prisingly discerning audi- melodic at others, they show about living in a small town. obsessed with a particular ence, which voted, early and promise. As much as anyone and singing small town songs shade of grey. Ignoring the often, with its feet. can within these confines. moaning about living in a rest of the spectrum, and Less whining and more guts With more songs like 'Jesus srriall town. Tunnel vision? what their apparent ability please. Christ, They've Got Guns!', They got it. Whingeing bas- and intelligence might be and less like 'Victory To The tards, able to achieve in colour, they ROGER HOLLAND ALBUM UP...AND...COMING KISS: Lick It Up. make-up. KISS with confi- Leningrad: Leningrad - piece comprising Lucy Mal- slush, and bottom-less pits (Casablanca) dence, or an act of despera- lows; voice & acoustic guitar which currently seem to be in tion? Well, they've had This new outfit are a two- and Paul Cooper; guitar, bass vogue. The lyrics to "Move KISS - a celebration/indict- numerous albums' worth of and drum machine. Along Woman" and "Touch" ment of 20th Century Ameri- practice and maybe they're it's probably just as well. are particularly moving and can consumerism. Real-Life now confident that the music KISS have never emulated The overall feeling is one of all songs are originals. Super-heroes - Rock 'n' Roll exquisite melody patterns no longer needs the camouf- their U.S. success on this side Well, that just about wraps Spidermen. Hear the records, laid down by criss-cross lage of the Rock 'n' Roll Cir. of the Atlantic. Whether the things up, kiddies, so consid- read the comics, watch the guitar rhythms, all held cos. image change will alter all ering the fact that these two movie, play the pinball together by capable bass Stripped of the Liberace - that or merely alienate those muscians are also fairly machine - the spinoffs are lines. Miss Mallows' voice like theatrical overkill, the who loved them for their pretty, and on the evidence of endless and increasingly tops off everything ornately. grand illusion which was the American Excess, only sales this first excursion into the ridiculous (would you, foundation of KISS's pheno- She has a very smooth, settl- will tell, but surely an album wierd and wonderful world of believe lawnmowers and menal U.S. success, Lick It Up with a song called 'Dancing ing delivery (verging on a rock and roll, this lot should toilet paper?. Neither did I.) turns out to be a competent tenor at times) always per- All Over Your Face' deserve do very well indeed, provided The whole KISS concept rock album, never stunning fectly accurate notewise, and more than a cursory glance? that they can keep up this sort stinks of the idea "If it's worth (and sometimes never rock) sometimes reminiscent of a Simmons and Co camp it of standard. doing, it's worth doing for the but infinitely more palatable up at the Queen's Hall on younger Chrissie Hynde. The money," and so, faced with than their thankfully dis- October 21st, so pack the lyrics, always clearly distingu- The band can be contacted ever declining U.S. sales, The carded image suggested. And baseball jersey and the Jack ishable, tell sad tales of sol- at Leeds 744806, for copies of Fantastic Four (only two of with a singer who could use Daniels and experience some itude, low life, and even the tape or otherwise. whom remain from the origi- his tongue as a belt and a anthemic US rock, y' all! despair, without the usual nal line-up) peel off the guitarist who looks like a frog, CHUCK WILSON, awful slide into self-pity, MARK WALLBANK THEATRE

ON THE RAZZLE able disguises, mistaken berl, and Christopher. his Playhouse identities, chance meet- apprentice. (whose Liverpool Very rarely does Tom Stop- ings... accent rendered it occasion- pard produce revolutionary. Unfortunately, Op the Raz- ally incomprehensible), was controversial, innovative zle manages to retain all the often extremely witty. How- plays - they are more often worst elements of what must ever, for the most part, the the epitome of predictability. have been, in its day, a satiri- play relies largely on the very On the Razzle is no exception. cal attack on the Viennese silly and the very predictable The publicity for the play bourgeoisie. In 1983, we are for its entertainment value. promises 'a dazzling com- confronted with little more If you like farce, you'll love edy', but the only thing I than farce. it. If, like me, you don't, give it found even slightly dazzling The badinage between the a miss. was the number of sexual chief sales assistant. Wein- SUE McGUEEN innuendoes which Mr. Stop- pard managed to pack into LEEDS two hours. Not that the audience was PLAYHOUSE unappreciative - the vast Calverley Street 442111 majority seemed greatly tick- led by such show-stopping Until 29 Octohei medium sized jazz bands in the lines as "Are you a goer", TOP GIRLS world' - Guardian . and "I've got the best pair of by Caryl Churchill Students only f 1 801 chestnuts in town" from an SPECIAL STUDENT ancient and over-sexed OFFER! coachman. Two tickets for the price of one FILM Adapted from an original ltull price) for 7.8.10 October by Nestroy, the nineteenth only Tonight at 11.15pm century playwright, the play Seats bookable in advance - IF... 1151 recounts the adventures of tel 442111. Please bring your A marvellous fantasy set in a two provincial shop assis- Union Card when you collect public school with the your tickets. establishment trying to subdue tants who decide to shut up the rebels shop and go to Vienna in search of fun and japes. Sat 11.15pm & Sun. 7.30pm JAZZ - Sun 9 Oct 2.30pm VERONIKA VOSS By pure coincidence (all in STAN TRACEY the best tradition), their own (16) 5 version of employer is also in Vienna on OCTET Fassbinder - "breathless. energetic. massively 'Sunset Boulevard' business. You've guessed it - assured ... one of the great Admission stilt only f 1.50 chaos ensues with the inevit-

PAGE ELEVEN THE PACKAGE TOUR SINGLE RESPOND TOUR COLUMN Leeds Polytechnic THE FALL Container Drivers The first gig of a new year, (Rough Trade) and the first appearance of Paul Weller's second Compelling ramshackle rock- Respond package tour. In the ability bash surmounted by absence of Paul Weller him- yet more of Mark E Smith's self, the main attraction of the inimitable Mancunian drawl. A evening was Tracie and her paean to the internationally Soul Squad. Their brand of adored large load lorry driv- Ns soul appealed to the ers, 'in Co-op jeans', which is mixed multitude that filled almost entirely related to the the Ents Hall, from Jam fans under lying tune. Add a truly wonderous broken glass to bikers! Early offerings guitar solo, and you have a included Boy Hairdresser and perfect Fall single. Single of seemed insubstantial when the week, if you like The Fall. juxtaposed with the hit sing- les Give It Some Emotion and THE THE The House That Jack Built, This Is The Day that got everyone, including (Epic) the bikers, grooving! Their As with The Fall, art unlimited brief set drew a zealous edition double single. Matt response securing an encore Johnson goes laconically of an enjoyable, though an continental. Peter Perrett soporific, shoo-be-do-wop comes off the drugs and song. meets Charles Aznavour in an -- The Questions had chosen attempt to shift some units. to headline tonight. Though Deserves to succeed, but less revered than Tracie, they probably won't, because the followed a more original radio stations won't trust a method of dance. The catchy name like The The. Single of soul opener Barking Up The the week if you're a Some Wrong Tree was followed by Bizarre new pop groupie. the excellent Everything I See, an enticing soul/funk PLAY DEAD swirl. Sadly, disappointment Shine followed these promising (Situation 2} beginnings, and the bikers A guitar sound hard and cold were forced to retreat to the as an Artie glacier completely bar to importune Tracie to wasted on a mid-seventies sign their cut-offs. Much of Genesis fixation. The record the remainder of the Ques- buying public needs to be tions set was played against very careful nowadays. the now familiar background Single of the week if you of a chant for Paul Weller thought that the 'Lamb Lies from the Jam fans. Down' was the greatest thing Someone's Got To Lose since 'Hi Ho Silver Lining'. Their Heart was their last and most outstanding song - rol- PHILIP CHEVRON ling rhythms, turbulent tunes, The Captains And The Kings vivace vocals - producing a (Imp) propitious climax. All in all, not an unwelcome From Brendan Behan's 'The Hostage', produced by Cos- package of competent young tello and sung by a former bands, but lacking the innova- Radiator (From Space). Ton- tion which made the Stiff gue in cheek Irish political Tours of the late 70s such an comment set to orchestrated innovation. folk. Could so easily have • Tracie - Pic: Richard Pollard CHRISTOPHER PEARSON been a Noel Coward number. Single of the week if you're BRADFORD WRITERS me. ALTERNATIVE CABARET MODERN ENGLISH City Varieties militant agnostic ('One thing BRADFORD WRITERS his rich Derbyshire voice, and Someone's Calling I'm sure of is that I don't WORKSHOP & BOB PEG AND lively guitar work blended (4AD) When I arrived at the City Var- know'}, Aliens idea of Break- JULIE FULLERTON SEETH- with Julie's dramatic and Wonderful drum sound, pre- ieties, half a dozen people fast TV is Pebble Mill at One. ING WELLS AT THE ADELPHI musical talents to create cise guitar, lovely synth and were gazing towards a stage His aim tonight, he said, ON FRIDAY 30TH. powerful entertainment. nice voice, Great production, occupied only by an amp. was to look at 'British imperi- lousy song. A pile of sweet "Now this is what I call Seething Wells seemed to alism, the mass media's Founded with the efforts of alternative," I thought. "Just enjoy the Folk songs uyhich is 'mysterious' electropop shit. Nick Toczek just one year ago, like a Lennon film." effect on collective uncon- surprising, because as allFay the Bradford Writers Work- MAJOR ACCIDENT After a lengthy audience sciousness and to have a drinkers must know, he shop gave what was for many Leaders Of Tomorrow participation soundcheck, good giggle.' In addition to all specialises in savaging the of them, a debut performance (Flicknife) things got underway with that, we got a graphic illustra- audiences sensibilities with at the Adelphi on Friday night. Billy Bragg. He's a tion of the wasp's courtship rhyming obscenities and Another for those who ritual and found out how the Their poems, sketches, and 'punk Jake Thackeray,' fresh tirades against all sections of haven't yet sussed that the Pope managed five gigs a day songs, suffered from some from Futarame, whose pro- society from students in red Upstarts were the last wink on his trip to Britain_ stage nerves but they clearly nounciatron of 'Wilderbease kickers to the wife-beating, band. As a lesser journalist It's a shame if people are vindicated the need for a - drinking, 'Tetley , was a joy. hard pointed out last week, so pet off by the words 'Alterna- fringe providing oppor- Bitterrnan' he stereo-types se many of these singles open The first of the trio of Alter- tive Cabarcit' tunities to such budding vvr 1t. f-te is beyond any literary with one meaty guitar line, native Cabaret was the highly bec:aue they'd be missing writers to show their worth. criticism because he defies it original and energetic Roy pause for b'eath and then 'Attn.= of the country's most In contrast Bob Pegg and tin a ell ,✓ .1-03r) he sl that start again vvitlt a quite Hutchins, rubber hos and %.1reative, original acid percep- Julie Fullerton 121.:Iughli yc :Iry itituriur riff, Tile fact that this elastic. larynx accompanying rr 11H- p- hitli iv tive corni,-. talent. of experini..,-- c r, is yet another example his frantic explorittioei of protu$5icir:al ':114 as [hi, nlifu,ts guru doling out of this svnirorrie is rhi- only familiar paranoiAs and han- MARTIN WILSON •vide knowtntli.,1,, ()I g ups, thii Major • r f-Arl th.)-1!hi?yrie n n.ppv - nolu - n a se-y. Ali ;i1,0 h :Sr, •n:. ;•(•i j,, ,;;ins - only rr 8 FRINGE 1 YrL1■.11 tJlt.- that ;1[ comp:Ain!) oeilur-n.,:nc. (tor Fautiflarain as a • pelies supposed new punks are just jrig NFir 6ed :1 ir Be Le BRAGG ing and yet passionate. Billy shin' heading feel e 'war- hippi6s with short hair and iundareentee eee- City Varieties Bragg reealls nothing so gasim' aryl calling the free bad complexions Single of tinuation 'if W The GroviT hotel much as the electrified, truly freeddinlo Muck if you're thick, 'Do you love. anyone -enpuinii dorn c.:f press, till). the maeouline equivalent of %Inclose the sexti.41 rilsi:Zise: 1:+f spotty .and easily •ripped off. to T ub ski; in !hell- Billy, one man and his guitar, Tracy Thorn. Not a single your 1:1h Oi LI n ciOr 11nd leis -F Next, trtC- far *3131.11E: (toes down a Storm wherever UNDER.TWO FLAGS. Sting about seashells, bin VI- humour and unique perepec- and statienary Sharen tie plays nowadays. An Lest We Forget feeling is the same. tiye. on the world_. He is out- engaging cocky cockney with Landau, the evenings mfnor- A uoicis and a busy Quitor -iptan,ably (Situation 2) e nice line in idigoroUs six rageous, and in itytap which Iwav- the maesed negative, ih:t ariyon sharing Another caee of t h e Accompanying her*alf on string exertion, cursedJbles- Tartly- ' . Inuretrines at roy .4eielike of Mrs. Thatcher Emperor's New Clotrees, 'Eas- the• piano. she was at times sod with Paul Weller's .the tlue- en s Hail and Steve Weight in the after' ily recognisable Joy Division reoenisees_ni of V eeee tad was the undoubted star of and .enchanted the Fringes Billy noon will find him breath of bas;; heet 'replete With ell dee Tony Allen ci ci ups :year's. Futunama but a 'Bragg cuts away the surplus fresh air, which is afterall, usual progressive rock trap- 'le clad iii bizarre J11 sadly will never Sall as many flesh and grim ,.;/T;411.11-1, for the, eeeee 0-0 feene iS till about. Dings, Single of the weak if fai.- - reiottrdt et the Bay City Rol- 1. he lotAtiii vein, you like year heavy metal lers. Or even Killing Joke. jike Russ Abbott, but who a- with a Bono haircut. ROGER 1-101_1 .L)4 H RI) fG argae7 A selVertintetWr • -Wittir and st9It6h.1 uree---,71 HOlet ANC)

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(wand having 410 fun) Whether you're fighting the flab or giving an unconditional surrender. DAVID KEEPE looks at how to get the most from ... STUDENT SPORTS CLUBS For the student whose physical aspirations extend beyond beer races in the Tetley Bar the sporting options available to students in Leeds are extensive and well organised. Both the poly and univer- LOCATION sity give hefty si ()sidles to The Poly has the majority of their sports clue s with the its facilities at the Beckett Park university having just spent site, which has an excellent all numerous thousands on a weather track plus an indoor new sports hall. training area for athletes. Between them the Poly and On the central site facilities University run over 70 sports are limited, mainly due to lack clubs, with the University in of space, and as the Poly particular running several doesn't have adequate societies with a sporting squash facilities outside ven- flavour. ues are used. O It may cost you up to a For further details of where pound or more to join the and when the sports clubs clubs and any extra expense operate see poly sports or depends on which club you recreation leaflets. join. POLY SPORT UNIVERSITY SPORT The Polytechnic has an With the addition of a new extremely fine record of hall the new sports hall now sporting success, winning offers its students excep- various national and regional tional facilities which easily prizes. match the standard of other registered-users card can mainly at Athletic te) The sports clubs at the Poly universities. gain free admission and free ground, where there are 12 are organised so that all As with the Poly, the Uni- use of facilities (except soccer pitches and 7 rugby levels, from beginner to pro- versity caters for students of squash). Any University stu- pitches. Facilities are also fessional, are catered for. all standards and also main- dent can become a registered available for Hockey. Competition is organised at a tains a high standard of suc- card holder and the cost is Both the Poly and Univer- local, regional and national cess. £3.50 a year. sity have spent a great deal level with prizes normally The high cost of building If you do not hold a card, on sport so it's now up to the gathered in abundance. All the new sports centre means even if you are a member of a students to show they were major sports are catered for that the University now oper- sports club, you will pay the right. as well as some non compete- ates a payment system for the full charge for use of facilities. Don't become a beer- tive sports such as moun- use of facilities. The locations for all out- bellied slob - get out and get taineering. Those students holding a door sports are off campus, fit! The sound of the crowd

SPECTATOR SPORT One word of warning. RUGBY during term time. Test matches are particularly hard Students in Leeds are fortu- Leeds fans are not renowned If the round ball game isn't for to get into so book early. nate enough to be blessed for their hospitality so don't you then don't despair for Yorkshire C.C.C., Heading- with a wide range of spec- air you're views too loudly - Leeds is well represented in scouse and cockney accents both types of rugby. The ley Cricket ground, Heading- tator sports, so if you're sick ley Lane. Tel. 787394 of the frenzied union highlife definitely not recommended. league ground, next door to SWIMMING why not venture into the If Elland Road is your destina- the cricket ground in Head- you feel like drowning your -.tot tion you can catch the bus (Al ingly, can prove to be the If great beyond and go and sorrows, literally, then don't view some live sport? or A4) down to Meadow Lane venue for a good night out and walk the remaining mile, and you can soon get caught head straight for the union or you can catch one of the up in the rather partisan bar. Try the international pool SOCCER metro special buses which atmosphere. which boasts some of the With the fortunes of Leeds run from the Swinegate bus Flying fists and head-butts best swimming facilities in United definitely on the wane depot If you're driving on to are confined to the pitch, and the North. The pool also the city can only offer the the ground then leave early as although no longer one of the posesses a sauna and sol- spectacle(?) of second divi- parking spaces are few and game's giants LEEDS nor- arium, both of which are sion football but, with so far between. mally come good in one of the reasonably priced. many big name clubs having Address: Leeds United, competitions. The complex also hosts fallen on hard times, you can Elland Road, Leeds 11. Tel. Leeds R.L.F.C., St. Michaels several galas and competi- still view some of the coun- 716037. Lane, Leeds 6. Tel. 786181 tions, but despite its claim to try's better sides. Metro Buses: Tel. 451601. Headingly R.U.F.C., Bridge be an Olympic sized pool, it's Road, Kirkstall, Leeds 5. Tel. certain that the games will 755029 never be held in Leeds - due to CRICKET an error in planning the pool Although not the most suc- is 4cms short of the required cessful of teams in recent length. years, Yorkshire C.C.C. still , have a great tradition to Westgate, Leeds 1. Tel. 38696 uphold and having recently ICE SKATING lifted the John Player trophy Unfortunately this is the one next season looks more thing that Leeds does not promising. posess, but with the nearest With the recent departure rink at Bradford you won't of Geoffrey Boycott the side have far to travel. If you're will undoubtedly be depleted daft enough to trek all the way and whether you thought he to Bradford in order to get a was God, or the most boring bruised arse and laughed at •it batsman to ever grace the by the assembled crowd then game, the controversy he bus and train services are provided both on and off the available. pitch will be greatly missed. The bus is probably a safer, Headingley is a great place cheaper bet owing to the if you want to avoid some last introduction of Metro buses minute revision, and even if new 'off peak' fares play is rained off you can find refuge in the reasonably The bus is probably a safer, priced beer tent. cheaper bet owing to the Both county games and introduction of Metro buses Test matches are played at new 'off peak' fares (max fare 1.acrosse - country running? the ground but not always 30p). PAGE SIXTEEN

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* * * * * Lost - one hamster, plus eel- Personal lotape. Apply Rag Office. * * * * * * * * * * Axeman Berkley feels similar. Bad luck Jonny. * * * * * * * * * * Flopsy Rabbit loves Pink Snug- Boddington residents seek new gles. I missed you. RUGBY USA dealer. Apply Millgarth Police Station. After a long and arduous large and very physical in event. Only one of the clubs * * * * * three and a half weeks' tour their approach to forward and we played actually has a Happy Birthday Bruce. Love Classifieds clubhouse, so at all the rest of the East Coast of the back play. This factor, along Barry and the Carnegie boys. NIGHTLINE U.S.A., to L.U.U. Rugby Club with the burdensome heat - we were treated to a 'cook * * * * * For someone to talk to and for returned to Leeds having the game in Washington out' at the house of one of our Whatever happened to Friday? information, 8.00 p.m. to 8.00 learned many thing about being played in 105 F - made hosts. "cook out' is a pecul- moaned Harry the Horse. a.m. every night. 552602. rugby in North America - not our only advantage our tech- iarly American pastime of * * * * * CAN YOU HELP NIGHTUNE? Can Militant speak English? least the overwhelming nical superiority in tight play grilling anything and every- Training session this Saturday and rucking. thing in sight and eating to * * * * * 10.00 a.m. Union Building. enthusiasm with which the When are you coming to power, colonials have adopted the The tour, which is a biennial great excess. Drinking of LU.U. BOOKSHOP G roany7 Will be open from 9.00 a.m. to game. The results indicate event for the University club, course was necessary due to * * * * * the intense heat! 7.00 p.m. Monday to Friday next that the gap in playing ability included games in Washing- Hello John - week. L.U.U. Rugby Club returned between Lands End and New ton, Baltimore, Philadelphia, * * * * * NEARLY NEW CLOTHES will be England is shortening every Connecticut, New York and with many memories of our If you wish to annoy/enlighten on sale this Friday and every Fri- year. the Blackpool of the East North American tour and all people with your caustic com- day. Union Extension, 8.30 a.m_ The opposition usually Coast, Montbank, Long will recall the great and very ments/merry japes, the personal to 3.30 p.m. consisted of college gradu- Island. generous hospitality of our column is for you. Please hand TRILBY HATS - GRANDAD As anyone who has ever hosts without whom no tour entries in by noon Wednesday SHIRTS - MOHAIR JUMPERS - ates who had made the 10p a word. switch from American foot- toured knows, even if just to would have been possible EVENING SUITS & JACKETS - * * * * * HARRIS TWEED JACKETS - ball to Rugby Union. They Bridlington for a weekend, ELDRED BUCK Confucius he say do not despise touring is also a great social LADIES & GENTS SHEEP SKIN were generally exceedingly the emu for not flying, for who is COATS - WOOL JUMPERS - FLAT to say he won't live in Devonshire CAPS - SKIRTS - BLOUSES - Hall. DRESSES - Goods kept for two * * * * * weeks for small deposit - che- Ismaili Students - Please contact ques taken. me at 32 Harold Road, Leeds. SKINTIGHT RUBBER JUMPSUIT * * * * * for sale. Only one previous Man and Machine in Perfect owner. £30.00 o.n.o. Apply Union Harmony. Flavio, his, lube, the Exec Office. No time-wasters. Road, a car (but Flay loves his BRAINLESS BOZO seeks entr- petrol tank!!) ance into Ents. Advice wel- * * * * * comed. Box 42. Leecs Moive (si tmoll Women's Safety Minibus Service The minibus service runs every night after dark for all women students and UNion staff. Women feel that it is vital to their safety and enables them to maintain the independence and freedom of movement which is their right Please note that a group at three or more women are going to the same destination they should not take up places on the minibus needed for women alone or In pairs .

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