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SEMPER Semper Floreat, Volume 45, Number?, 22nd May 1975. Registered for transmission by post, Gtegory B. FLOREAT UNION FESTIVAL THE CONTfti&0!tIGN OF THE ^mmm"'•r;.n.M.-'Jt?- , .!^'t''--' 2 iemp«f florort letters A CRITICISM NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM Dearest Sweet Editor, main anonymous - oh, j 1 entered this in the competition for a new Smith.) National Anthem but I never heard from them. I must congratulate you on the incredibly So I send it you in the hope that you will pub EDITORIAL high standaid of your shit peddling - Semper lish it, and support me in my efforts to gain Floreat has probably the most substantial col recognition for my Anthem to Sunny Aus lection of shit talk in Australia (and with so - tralia. much aroiUHl that's no mean feat). But the Oh Auslralia, buihon the bones. monotony of your fucking on about Women's Of pioneers true and brave. Uberatk)n; Abortion; Joh Bjelke Peterson and Their happy descendants will never roam. bias fot Left Wing Politics is beginning to piss P.P.P<P;5.I|pH(3KjUn't! From this land of blue skys and blue waves. me, and a lot of others tight off.... just the sU P.P.P.P.P.iKYesn doihink 70 cents admis Oh Australia, where the marsupials run, ghtest tit tie bit. sion to the Schonel theatre is outrageous, Where diggers gather in their pride. IF PHILIPPE PETIT HAS SOLD You've got every right to have views of for lundi time moves... and I think the And there's never ending sun. your own, but we don'tjl^t t^ put up with refec smells.... and I was not amused to OUT, WHAT HOPE IS THERE No one here ever takes any side. , after get a condom instead of a cup of coffee FOR THE REST OF US? sick from your dumb vending machines • Oh A ustralia, from your red heart. loon- and I hate the entire council. Where the abosused to roam, your P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Did I tell the one about To the tip of Tossy, our apple isle. First of all, one has to remennber Nimbin. with Ms Margaret Whitlam? No? Well maybe You are our home sweet home. In spite of the elitism and novelty of the venture, legaids another time. some positive aspects ennerged. One of these such aap Oh Australia, we will keep you white was Philippe - a diminutive figure in black Svneelies, difference. By We must also congratulate you on the stan and free, tights and ballet slippers. We will fight the menace and the peril newspaper dard of your letter. Philippe was everywhere: entertaining child stains from National U off your arse? that live across the sea, P.S. We're thrilled to bits that you read Gough bless Australia forever. • ren, shinning up poles and ropes to help build Speaking of bureauaatic bungling bast ards beligerently belonging to beautiful, but Semper's 'shit talk'from cover to cover. "structures", riding his monocycle across the boring, Brisbane bloody back bench bas P.P.S. We decided that the most appropriate Yours patriotically, grass. And people made the giving of coin a tards. (How's that for a nice bit of irrelevant place for your elegant missile was the Festi Bluey Jones. part of his act - they did not slink avi^ay when iUiteration? See .... I am inteUigent!) Who val issue. P.S. this public poet of balance passed around his the fuck (one T or two)?) do you thbik you Ed. Music following. cap. are pushuig such hard core communist, left* ist propaganda on this Tme campus.... how Philippe was Nimbin; Nimbin was Philippe; peurilc of you. Didn't you ever go to kutder- EDUCATION and'everyone was a little freer than they would garten or do you just get your kicks from Sempers real good because its leaming me all TEN REASONS have been without the tiny Frenchman. stinmg up the 99.9% ofthe population who them things i never know about grammar and WHY I LIKE SEMPER But alas, Philippe has now sold out to the simply don't give an inteUectual fart about stuff like that. your fanatical rantii^s and ravings? Ringling Bros,/Barnum & Bailey circus combin Why don't you all simpjj To keep my Tish and chips warm Yours truely ation. out of here J[:^unj5ng ci:^ To keep me warm (at night) The little man who used to ride up to a group oughly^ •• To put in my shoes when it rains. of people on his bike, draw a chalk circle on the betti To wrap up empty beer cans with To read in the bus to impress people road and start juggling or rope-walking to enter sedcd te( To put my cats dinner on tain children and adults alike, is lost. ho]^ To make paper-mache objets d'art from The man who had the habit of locking him tl To line the bird cage with self away overnight in high places and dazzling - To read in the loo the world with new feats of daring the following lov And leave in there in case i run out of paper. dawn, has gone. (e.g. he strung a rope from the Jane Citizen, Jtdi'h QlSen, and Michael. (John and Jane Qtizen and their loving Congratulations on such a useful product! Notre Dame towers and walked in the wind; nephew Michael, whose surname shall re P.S. I really do like Semper!! and in Australia he was almost killed when gentlemen of the constabulary loosened and shook the rope he had strung across the Sydney Harbour Bridge). "Fool!" some may cry. But others, trapped by the technological crush, received news of his CONSTITUTION CHANGES latest feat with a happy shout. To reiterate: The Union runs according to rules and regulations. We have a widely extensive constitution IF PHILIPPE PETIT HAS SOLD with attached r^ulatkins which tells us, your office-bearers and representatives, the manner in wldeh we should conduct Union business on your behalf. OUT, WHAT HOPE IS THERE Our Constitution can be changed and updated to keep up with dianges in student needs and also to more effectively seivice these needs. LSC/73 THAT SECTIONS 13.(5) AND 37.1 . FOR THE REST OF US? OF THE CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED There are two ways that the Constitut^n can be changed: BV THE DELETION OF THE WORD (a) by referendum or ' him" AND THE INSERTION OF THE .. (b) by special resolutkm passage at CouncU at two consecutive meetings. WORDS "him/her". The following constitutional dtanges will be piesented at the Sth Ordinary Meeting of LSC/74 THAT SECTION 17.(3) OF THE Council on Wednesday 4th June, 1975 at 6.30 p.m. CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED BY THE DELETION OF THE WORD "himself" AND THE INSERTION OF THE WORDS ALTERATION OF THE CONSTITUTION "himself/herself". LSC/68 THAT SECTION 39.2 OF THE LSC/74 . THAT SECTION 17.(3) OF THE CONSTITUTION BE REPEALED' CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED BY LSC/69 THAT SECTION 59.1 OF THE THE DELETION OF THE WORD "him L5C/S9 THAT A NEW SECTION 4(c) OF self" AND THE INSERTION OF THE CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED BY THE WORDS "himsBlt/herself". THE CONSTITUTION BE ENACTED TO DELETION OF THE WORD "passed at READ AS FOLLOWS: two (2) successive meetings ot Council". l-SC/75 THAT SECTIONS 13.(l)(h) (c) Tlia us« of s«x-speclf led terms In L.SC/70 THAT SECTION 62,(b) OF THE STAFF the constitution and regulations shall be 13.(4)il7.(5)(c); 34.1.(1) & (b)t 39.2, CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED BY THE OF THE CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED prohibited unless such use Is essential to DELETION OF THE WORDS "An atflr- the meaning of any provision. BY THE DELETION OF THE WORD ^ matlva vote of not less than fifty percent "he" AND THE INSERTION OF THE ot the total number of voting members WORDS "he/she". TEACHING STAFF REPRESENTATIVES of". L&C/eZ THAT SECTION 13.(l){b) OF THE CONSTITUTION BE REPEALED LSC/76 THAT SECTION 13.(1) (e) BE AMENDED BY THE DELETION OF LSC/71 THAT SECTION 63 OF THE CON- Editor Jan Turner Jones PHARMACY FACULTY REPRESENTATIVE THE WORD "chairman" AND THE STITUTION BE REPEALED. INSERTION OF THE WORD "Chair (Union Festival) LJ5C/63 THAT THE WORDS "provided that the Ptiarmacy Department shall be person". given the status of a faculty on tha pre Vsc/77 THAT SECTIONS Editor Anne Draper sentation of such a petition notwithsta THE GENDER OF THE CONSTITUTION nding that that department may not have L5C/72 THAT SECTIONS 13.(l)(h) 4 (I) 17.(1) (Expo Uni) the membership as required by ttilt sub 9.(3)(a) «. (e) 13.(2),(3M4).(6) & (7> 19(1) 28.(2) section" IN SECTION 13.(I)(d)(ll) BE 17. (2). (5) (b) & (c) 33.4 (III) 30.2(a) 30.4(a) Also Vicki Noble DELETED SUCH DELETION TO APPLY 34.3 (a) & (bJ 35.2 34.1(a) 34.3(a) AS OF THE CONCLUSION OF THE A^- 39.2 42.1 & 59.2 37.5(111) Heather Ross NUALGENERAL MEETING OF THE OF THE CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED Richard Spencer 64TH COUNCILOR THE RESIGNATION BY THE DELETION OF THE WORD "HIS' OF THE CONSTITUTION BE AMENDED BY OR VACATION OF OFFICE OF THE (WHERE EVER IT APPEARS) AND THE THE DELETION OF THE WORD "Chairman" Undy Cesar PRESENT INCUMBENT, WHICHEVER INSERTION OF THE WORDS "HIS/HER".