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Honi Soit Week 3, Semester 1, 2020 / First printed 1929 The rise and fall of Parramatta Road / p. 12 The “Judeo-Christian” Lockpicking as a Cereal Lab - a culinary myth / p. 7 competitive sport / p. 14 review / p. 17 LETTERS Acknowledgement of Country Letters Declaration of Honi Soit is published on the stolen land of the Gadigal People of the Eora Nation. For over 230 years, First Nations people in this country have suffered from An open letter to the editors of Honi Soit, part one. the destructive effects of invasion. The editors of this paper recognise that, as a team of settlers occupying the lands of the Bidjigal, Darug, Gadigal, Wangal and Affection Wallumedegal people, we are beneficiaries of these reverberations that followed European settlement. As we strive throughout the year to offer a platform to the voices Dear editors of Honi Soit, and juvenile for the sexualised Jews caused controversy. The editors Henlo Honi, mainstream media ignores, we cannot meet this goal without providing a space for First Nations people to share their experiences and perspectives. A student paper which and crude language you used have refused to apologise despite calls does not acknowledge historical and ongoing colonisation and the white supremacy embedded within Australian society can never adequately represent the students It probably wasn’t your intention to which is still regarded by many as from Jewish student representatives and Just wanted to say I really enjoyed the of the institution in which it operates. We seek to resist colonial violence and the racist power structures that serve to oppress those who are Indigenous to this land. invite an open letter of thanks when you obscene. Your reported behaviour in Catholic students. Week 2 edition of Honi. I laughed Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land. published anti-Semitic, anti-Christian communication with Jewish student While you may not care at all (and several times, and found a fair amount and generally anti-religious items representatives was especially judging from what you have published of it interesting and thought provoking. designed to insult Jews and Catholics reprehensible. This presents me with in your Orientation edition, that seems That is all. (and apparently to provoke religious a unique challenge: how do I respond highly likely, at least), you need to Contents Editorial hostility between them as well) in the to people who are – apparently – understand that while a searching In appreciation, student newspaper you produce at obstinately unwilling to understand scrutiny and criticism of any religious James This week, we witnessed the converging of stories on the corrupting impacts the University of Sydney. But here it what they have done? How does one faith or philosophy is entirely justified, Editor in Chief: Chuyi Wang. of a liberal Death Star unlike this world of the all-powerful corporation. From What’s on / 2 is. On behalf of Catholic students at respond to seeming brats who are insulting it is not. has ever seen. With some backdoor hideous boutique dresses (pg. 11), to Sydney University, staff attached to the convinced they are cleverer – and Nudes, declarations of Editors: Nina Dillon Britton, deals orchestrated by the international exploitative groundwater management Catholic chaplaincy and Catholics in therefore more entitled – than those Matthew Forbes, Zhiquan Gan, club of billionaire boys, a grandpa (pg. 16), to the USU’s brand new and -Mr Peter Rosengren affection and hate mail Gossip / 3 general, I write to thank you for what Robbie Mason, Angad Roy, Lara without so much as the ability to string very appetising cereal bar (pg. 17), we they attack? you did. may be sent to: Sonnenschein, Ranuka Tandan, together a coherent sentence is now the slowly come to terms with our status as Honi Soit’s editions to open the News / 4 Chuyi Wang, Madeline Ward, closest he’s ever been to becoming god- ants in a world where profits rule all. Normal people everywhere would student year at Sydney University. [email protected] Lei Yao. emperor of the West. This is like if you Yet, little bursts of resistance can still describe what you published as vile Articles ridiculing Catholics and finally found all seven Dragon Balls happen in the seams - whether that be Analysis / 6 Contributors: Misbah Ansari, and all you got was a cool branded hat. from French film journalists (pg. 15), or Shrawani Bhattarai, Alvin Can we really be surprised? We medical test baboons (pg. 8). Perspective / 11 Chung, Bella Devine-Poulos, are hurtling towards a neo-lib-fucked I would especially like to thank Tristan Dearden, Nisha oblivion, and yet I still found myself Jacob Shteyman for his incredibly Weekly Duggan, Maya Eswaran, debating the merits of buying Boiler thorough investigation of Parramatta Feature / 12 Bapou He, Marlow Hurst, Room tickets for over three hours last Road’s glamorous history and not-so- That’s not a strike, this is a strike a bridesmaid, never a bride, Dane Holme Building last Thursday for acknolwedgment of country when Sarah Jasem, Rhian Mordaunt, Tuesday. Maybe this time, I’ll finally glamorous decay for our feature article cements his reputation as a stickler for the least anticipated social event of he said “we recognise this land was Claire Ollivain, Kate Scott, Max transcend to the astral plane with the this week, as well as Ranuka Tandan Petition wielding Trotskyites were the rules. Capricious Carrie is also no the year, Glitter Gala. As per, it was terra nullius,” seemingly oblivious rest of my bros. and Janina Osinsao for their beautiful out in force on Eastern Avenue longer in the running, a decision she a classic cross factional piss up, with to the error. Ah, what a glitter galah Culture / 14 Shanahan, Jacob Shteyman, And so, the world keeps turning. pieces of accompanying art. Will Solomon. last week. Rival factions, Socialist he is! People were also seen snorting Parasite finally gets the HBO television Hopefully this edition gives you some Alternative (thems) and Solidarity substances during a (not so rousing) Creative / 18 show starring Mark Ruffalo all the respite from your endless acquisiton (whos) have been engaged in a war poem delivered by Colonial Connor Artists: Lilly Aggio, Misbah fans have been clamouring for. Grimes syndrome in the coming days. In the of words, stickers and Facebook Wherrett. Ansari, Jocelin Chan, Ash endorses Bernie whilst continuing to meantime, I’ll be trying desperately to comments. What is it that has gotten SRC / 20 Duncan, Ben Lopes, Shania date a very handsome and oh so very convince myself that I really need to our favourite socialists so hot under Forgive me daddy, for I have sinned O’Brien, Janina Osinsao, Sophia rich techno-fashie. Behringer keeps buy a new synth. Maybe this time, I’ll the collar? The precise meaning of Perez. ripping off open-source and DIY finally get signed to Warp Records. the word “strike,” and whether or not Yours truly were condemned again Puzzles / 22 circuits to mass-produce and sell to the SAlt organised action on the 13th last week, this time by God Himself, Cover artist: Ranuka Tandan. poor musicians. Elizabeth Warren rakes of March constitutes one. Guerilla through the mighty pen of his fierce in paychecks to play septuagenarian Yours, in rage, Solidarity fighters have been scuttling disciple, Peter Rosengren of The Comedy / 23 Bachelorette live on television. Chuyi Wang the length of Eastern Avenue, Catholic Weekly. Whomst is this This week’s edition of Honi is full stickering over any SAlt posters in Mr Rosengren, you ask? A former sight. SAlt have responded in kind editor of Pelican, the UWA student (with memes). publication, and Australia’s least read Disclaimer: Honi Soit is published by the Students’ Representative Council, University of Sydney, Level 1 Wentworth Building, City Road, University of Sydney NSW 2006. The SRC’s student newspaper. According to Mr operation costs, space and administrative support are financed by the University of Sydney.Honi Soit is printed under the auspices of the SRC’s directors of student publications: Maia BYE LOSERS! Rosengren, we are “vile, juvenile and Edge, Peiqing Fan, Nina Mountford, Roisin Murphy, Mikaela Pappou and Maxim Vishney. All expressions are published on the basis that they are not to be regarded as the opinions of obscene.” He also invoked the word the SRC unless specifically stated. The Council accepts no responsibility for the accuracy of any of the opinions or information contained within this newspaper, nor does it endorse any of Dodgy Dane is apparently no longer came to once her hangover cleared. all the drama missing considering of the Absolute Boy in saying that the advertisements and insertions. Please direct all advertising inquiries to [email protected]. in the race to be a Board Director the event is no longer held in our heresy would be yeeting all good later in the elections later in semester, Who is the glitter galah? semester two after election season. Catholics to the Kingdom of Heaven. as he is now employed by the USU Highlights of the evening included What’s on this week as Secretary to the Board. Always Campus hacks came together in the Naughty Nick Forbutt fucking up his For those fighting the good fight! 250 years of resistance - ‘88 film screening Cathsoc Monthly BBQ Uni Student Climate Strike Protest: Solidarity with Victims of Modi’s Astral People & Nectar present Objekt When: 11th March, 5:30pm - 8pm When: 11th March, 1:00pm - 2:00pm When: 13th March 11:30am - 1pm Fascist Regime When: 14th March, 10pm - 5am Write, create Where: TBA (USyd) Where: Eastern Avenue Where: Front of Fisher Library When: 15th March, 1pm - 2:30pm Where: Universal Price: Donation Price: Prayer Price: Free Where: Consulate General of India Price: $30 - $35 Price: Free and produce If the stupidly long name of the new Birds of Are you a tradwife wannabe with a burning It’s a win-win situation.