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Vol.73 Issue 61 December 17, 1990 The BG News Bowling Green, Ohio Olscamp W CAMPUS Need a place to cram?: hired i *' Students wishing to cram for finals can do so in the Off-Campus Student Center, located on the ground level until'94 of Moseley Hall. The center is open 24 hours a day through Friday. Coffee, hot by James A. Tinker chocolate and fruit drinks managing editor are available and "quiet hours" are enforced. The exam cram is spon- The Board of Trustees unani- sored by the Commuter Off- mously agreed Friday to retain Campus Organization and University the Off-Campus Student President Paul Center. Olscamp for at least four more years. "I think the STATE Board ob- viously sup- Soars bomb scarozAn ports his per- explosion Sunday afternoon formance as inside a Springdale Sears president — the _ store at a shopping mall role he has tak- OUc"!nP forced evacuation of the en in advancing the University." store but caused no injuries, said Trustee Chairperson Rich- officials said. ard Newlove. "The Board wanted A fire official in this the security of knowing he would Pick of the Season M M""/J°hn o""** community about 12 miles be aboard through "94, he said Senior Dave Szydlik checks out the price ot a Christmas tree at Breezy Pines Christmas Trees on northeast of Cincinnati de- scribed the explosion at the D See Olscamp, page 10. N. Main, Saturday. Tri-County Mall as "very minor." Cincinnati radio station WLW reported that a bomb Evaluations due Trustees request exploded inside a refrigera- tor in the stores major ap- Faculty releasing presidential review C" ince department and the official report is now being by Jennifer Taday clarity in proposal t the bomb squad was compiled. searching the store. staff writer "We anticipate completion by the end of December and I re- by Jeremy S. Weber tion, and said he hopes this work A resolution passed by Faculty ported our progress to Faculty staff writer will help the resolution pass at a NATION Senate last spring to evaluate Senate," Hess said. future meeting. University President Paul Ols- The resolution requires the re- "Apparently there was some camp's performance is expected Cbe submitted to the Board of The University Board of confusion in the wording," he 'Blowing/ It big time: to be completed by the end of tees After the trustees exam- Trustees rejected a Faculty Sen- said. "I thought we'd written this Jack InThe Box pulled its December. ine the report, it will be forwar- ate resolution dealing with ad- pretty clearly, but we'll take this radio and TV ads in Phoenix Gary Hess, chairperson of the ded to Olscamp he said. ministrative communication Fri- assignment and give it our best and is trying to keep a low committee to evaluate the per- Olscamp said until he receives day, claiming a lack of clarity in shot." profile after a cook was ar- formance of the president, said the official report, he can not the policy's wording. Undergraduate Student rested on suspicion of blow- the surveys completed by faculty Trustee Nick Mileti announced Government President Kevin ing his nose into a hambur- members have been returned and D See Evaluation, page 3. during the trustees' meeting that Coughlin also addressed the issue ger he served to a police- the resolution — which attempted during his report to the trustees. man. to reaffirm procedures for He said a compromise should The man, George Juan transmittal of items between the be reached between the current Kuehme, 20, was tired after Admissions low, senate and trustees — will be resolution and an earlier senate the recent incident. deferred until a later meeting. proposal stipulating the trustees Police said Kuehme, an In the meantime, the resolution must vote on all "for action" employee for less than a will go to the senate officers for items. week at a Phoenix Jack In University recruits clarification. "It is my hope that we can find The Box, blew his nose onto Trustee Chairperson Richard a happy and healthy medium," one of the burgers two by Jeremy S. Weber a decrease of about 8.9 percent Newlove — who earlier said he he said. "I've never seen an issue police officers had ordered staff writer from last year. expected the resolution to pass — so dangerous it couldn't be talked at the drive-up window. Transfer applications also are said the deferrment is to ensure about. One officer, Gary Under- Admissions to the University down about 32 percent from last the specifics of the proposal are In other matters, trustees bill, had taken three bites are still down from last year, ac- year, he said. clear rather than bury the resolu- unanimously approved a new from his sandwich when he cording to latest figures present- However, the University is tion. hazardous waste policy proposed noticed something wrong, ed at Friday's Board of Trustees making efforts to attract new "There was a need to clarify by a University task force. police said. meeting. students. the language and make sure The policy helps Vice President He was booked on suspi- As of Dec. 10, the University "We are continuing to engage everybody was sure of what this of Operations Robert Martin and cion of aggravated assault, has received 4,744 applications in a number of activities intended was saying," he said. the task force manage the pur- adding a harmful substance for freshmen seeking a place in to aid prospective students in Faculty Senate Chairperson chase, use and handling of haz- to food and disorderly con- the fall 1991 class, said University learning more about Bowling Harold Lunde said the senate will ardous waste. duct. President Paul Olscamp. This is D See Admissions, page 3. attempt to improve the resolu- See Meeting, page ». THE BG NEWS Editorial

The unconstitutional arrests of students, they say they are committed to providing illegal confiscation of kegs, judicial bullying space for. Rights battles of students when they tried to fight charges Despite the best efforts of senators like in Bowling Green's courts and the newly Gregg Rosetti and Kevin Turner, the Un- proposed keg limits have left a wound in dergraduate Student Government dealt a city/University relations that will be very blow to students battling the discriminatory scar semester slow to heal. policies of the homophobic ROTC program. Greg Bakies and the rest of the Student The senate failed a bill supporting homo- .rom mass arrests at East Merry in Sep- Legal Services staff as well as student acti- sexuals' civil rights to participate in the tember to discrimination against vists deserve to get candy canes in their Erogram regardless of their sexual orienta- ROTC homosexuals in December, the fall Christmas stockings for their contributions on. semester was marked by battles for civil to the fights for students' rights. and constitutional rights. May Saint Nick leave stockings full of coal Coal in the stockings of landlord Robert The city later handed a mixed blessing to to the 18 senators and members of the ad- Maurer and City officials including Police students in search of fair housing rights. Al- ministration who could talk tough about de- Chief Galen Ash, city council members and though the newly-designated R-5 Greek fending students' rights during the East even the usually student-supportive Mayor housing unit northwest of campus is a good Merry fiasco, but showed their true colors Edwin Miller their handling of the semi- start, city council needs to find another, by quashing this rights-protecting legisla- annual East Merry Madness. larger zone adequate for the Greek housing tion. Letters AflPWHATfeWeHAVe FOR-mraepiPtoMAcrs, in USG president deserves more praise OOHNNV ?.„. Editor, The News; A KNITIRK, Kevin Coughlin is by no means a perfect leader. As a member of his mcuepser Cabinet for one and a half years I can attest to his shortcomings. But although I don't always support him, I feel recent attacks on his job OFAMgRICAtf performance are overblown and contain misleading, unwarranted ar- guments. wmrsaM As president, Kevin is not solely responsible for any legislation com- ing out of the Undergraduate Student Government. While he does pwesreoesr have veto power and can (and does, from time to time) input his opin- ions, all resolutions are ultimately the product of USG senators who H0S1M6& IN debate and vote on every bill passed and who, to my knowledge, have never been vetoed by Kevin. I admit USG's accomplishments this semester have tended more toward national issues than campus ones (I feel we would be much more effective on the latter) but again, this is not the fault of one per- son. What we have done for the campus though, is laudable. Kevin and in USG deserve credit, not blame, for the faculty and course evaluation booklet (which an overwhelmingly-large percentage of students feel was a project well done, according to a recent University survey.) And Kevin was "at the forefront of the student movement following the East Merry/Frazee incidents," pushing for a citizens' review board right from the start. Editor encourages letters Agreeably, yes, Kevin is not perfect. But not because he is a Repub- lican; rather, because he is a human. In the future, his detractors ought to criticize him more constructively. Bowling Green conservatives Ask these same opinionated printed everyday across the top David Stofka can breathe a small sigh of relief. people to put what they think into of this page. Columns and letters Snior business general studies major The reign of the loud, left-winged print, ana the bunch of folks who are the opinions of other people SG Academic Affairs coordinator chick charged with the editorial will really speak their minds which also appear on this page. direction of what was once the na- rws smaller. Ask them people I received a veritable ton of tion's best daily college news- sign their name to their mail this semester. I regret I paper has come to an end. thoughts and you're left with a could not publish all of it, that is, The BG News Only make it a small sigh with the exception of the letters though, my successor is no Jesse that arrived without names on - An Independent Student Voice - Helms lover and I'm not going far them. Editorial Board from the editorial page. Before I Editor's As I sorted my mail everyday, Barbara A. Weadock depart this little page of heaven, the first thing I looked for in editor however, let me impart to you a every letter was a name. Any- James A. Tinker Deborah Hippie few insights I have gathered at Note thing unsigned went right into the managing editor assistant managing editor this desk this semester. trash basket beneath my mail- John Kohlslrand After four months of chasing By box. I never even read it. city editor Siuirky editor-types around, en- The same thing goes for Jill Novak Christian Thompson orcing deadline like a Nazi, cor- Wynne Everett anonymous phone calls offering news editor news editor ralling cartoonists and flaky col- advice or "newstips." If a person Wynne Everett Lynn M. Gage* umnists and spending far too small group. does not want to tell me who they editorial editor assistant editorial editor many nights cruising Howard's The BG News runs a list of our are, I really don't think I want to Tha BO NM m pubfcahad datfy Tuaaday through Friday dumg n* acad*mK year and wwfcty during tha www MMKNI By tha Board ol Studant Pubtcanona of Bowing Oraan StaM (JnwaraHy with various holy figures, dead editorial board member's names hear anything they have to say. OpMona atpraaaad By cofnnMia do nol nacaaaarfy raRacI rna opr-ona ol Tfta SG «M rock stars and other page two on this page every day for this Keep that in mind when you ^J^J^JT" "* B°*yB ■0f"" S">* ****** ■"» *** oPPorbjnay arnployara. and do not dNcnmnan in faring praclKaa regulars, I have come to find that reason. We eight people listed in peruse this page next semester. Tna 80 Maw* wfl not accapi advartwng that « daamad dtemnMory. dagradkng. or .mrtng on a person who can say what he or that box write the editorials that It's the space in The BG News fta baa* ol raoa. M- or nabonaJ ongm she thinks is a rare and beautiful also appear here evervday. and that is the greatest part of our thing. our readers have a right to know "student voice" mission. It's CopynghMBflO At *gf*» ftaaarvad The world is full of people who whose thoughts those editorials your place to say what you think amfcmaOHtoa. EdNorMOfNoa will give you a brief piece of their represent. as a campus. IHal Ptv 1410)372-2601 2>0Waa)hW Ph (410) 3?2 0940 mind off the cuff or off the record. Just a brief vocabulary lesson Bowing Oraan 8*a*a Unrvaratty If asked to repeat themselves, for non-news junkies. The edito- Wynne Everett Is a senior Bowing Oraan Oho 43403-0276 8 00 am » 6:00 pa most of these free thinkers will rial is the opinion of The News. news/editorial major and edito- Monday through Fnday speak softer or drop the issue. One, and only one, editorial is rial director /or The News. Renovations almost done Students accused Shatzel and Overman Halls will be open for fall '91 in garbage arson by Greg Watson Overman halls included a "gut- Teaman said of the renovation of One student is still in jail Quadrangle tunnels on Nov. 6. staff writer ting out" of the structures, which Shatzel. "But we picked up the after University police ar- Barrett, who faces a total consisted of removing the old pace and are not far behind rested two Conklin Hall resi- walls, plumming, wiring, and schedule." bond of $35,000, received a The renovations of Shatzel and dents for aggravated arson second charge of arson as windows, leaving only the brick, last week. Overman Hall should be done in concrete and steel of the build- Shatzel Hall will house faculty well. Police say he started a the near future, and the buildings ings, he said. members from philosophy, ro- Scott Barrett, 209 Conklin fire in a Bromfield Hall class- should be open for classes by fall mance languages, and ethnic Hall and Christian Erikson, room on Oct. 29. 1991. A mercury spill in Overman studies. 211 Conklin Hall, are accused and the age of Shatzel Hall were of starting a fire in a trash The two face a pre-trial According to associate archi- two factors which were problems Geography, physics and as- barrel in the Harshman hearing Friday morning. tect Lance Teaman, Shatzel Hall through the reconstruction, Tea- tronomy will be taught in Over- should be ready for use after man said. man Hall, he added. spring break, while the top two floors of Overman Hall should be "The mercury spill [at Over- Also, the English Department completed early January and the man] in late February took us has returned to their second floor bottom floor should be finished by two months to clean up and set us University Hall Offices, Teaman March. behind a bit," Teaman said. said. Offices were under renova- Residents call for Teaman said he is "happy with tion for most of the semester. the construction so far, except for At first, Shatzel was supposed little problems we can not pre- to get a general renovation, but In addition, reconstruction of dict." Teaman said because of the stuc- the Gish Theater and in elevators off campus policy ture's age, a total renovation was in Jerome Library and the Edu- "The quality of the construc- needed, putting the schedule be- cation Building was completed tion has been good and the archi- hind by two months. earlier this semester, he said. tecture designs have been good," Electrical work also was done he said. he said. "The structure was in worse in the Centrex Building and the by John Kohlstrand Undergraduate Student The renovations of Shatzel and shape than we anticipated," Art Annex. city editor Government senator Rob Rout- zahn suggested the alternative of If a group of city residents have allowing on-campus violations to their way, the University student be prosecuted through the local Chan speaks at ceremonies code will be revised to require on- legal system. campus disciplinary action for The two committees agreed to While students will be saying one child is already a college Faculty Member in the College of off-campus student citations. hold a seminar explaining the li- good-bye to the University they graduate. Business Administration and he Little has been decided yet, but quor laws to University students nave come to know so well, there "I decided the commencement has been presented with the Un- Michael Marsden, 140 Troup St., in January or February. Munici- will be one person helping to send speech will be family oriented," dergraduate Student Govern- sought to enlist student support of pal Court Judge James Bachman them on their | he said, adding it will be like a ment's Faculty Excellence A- the idea at a Friday evening and Scott Pohlman of the Ohio way. parents-to-children speech. ward twice. meeting between undergraduates Department of Liquor Control Chan K Hahn, was named the Universi- Hahn is one of the first profes- and community residents on Ed- Enforcement are probable Hahn, professor I ty's second Distinguished Teach- sors at the Unviversity who has win Miller's Advisory Commit- choices of speakers. of management ing Professor in May and he is been invited to speak at Com- tee. Also, University officials — in- at the Universi- nationally known for his work in mencement ceremonies. He has Since the drinking age was cluding a trustee — will be con- ty will be the the fields of purchasing and pro- taught at the University since raised to 21, University policies tacted for another meeting on the guest speaker duction. 1970 and he has served as the have become stricter, encourag- subject. at gradution on [ In 1988 he was awarded the chair of the management de- ing off-campus drinking and dis- Undergraduate Student Saturday Dec. University's first endowed partment for 13 years. rupting neighborhoods, said Government senator David Rice 22 which begins I Srofessorship by the College of Hahn has been active in the Marsden, a popular culture supported Marsden's idea. at 10 a.m. Hahn usiness administration, which business community and influen- professor and associate dean of The students need to under- He will address about 1,000 was created from a $225,000 gift tial in promoting close ties be- the College of Arts and Sciences. stand that we are adults and re- graduating students in Anderson from Owens-Illinois Inc. tween business and higher educa- "The University has pushed the sponsible members of this com- Arena. Harm is the father of two; He was named Outstanding tion. Eroblem off into the community," munity. We need to take respon- esaid. sibility for the actions of some of Copies of the Miami University our peers," he said. "Ninety-nine Admissions student code were distributed at percent of the students should [ i Continued from page 1. the meeting. In Marsden's inter- have no problems with that be- State rep to receive Green State University and in Crotation, the MU code allows the cause they're law abiding citi- submitting applications to niversity to disipline students zens." BGSU,"hesaid. for illegal activites off campus. "Overall you'll find support in One of these activities are pre- Marsden said he would like to the general assembly," he said, honor on Saturday view days. The last preview day see a similiar policy instituted adding that the executive branch — conducted on Dec. 1 — attrac- here, but Vice Presiaent of Uni- might be less supportive. "Kevin ted 478 prospective students. versity Relations Phil Mason has [Coughlin, USG president] is The longest serving Speaker of the Ohio House of Representatives Total attendance for the two pre- already gone on record saying more confrontational." will be presented with an honorary award at the Dec. 22 Commence- view days increased 12.3 percent such a clause would be unenfor- Most residents at the meeting ment Ceremony. from last year, Olscamp said. ceable and illegal. expressed desire to end the East The University also is telephon- The Buckley Amendment of the Merry Mania tradition at the Vernal G. Riffe Jr., D-89th District who is serving his 17th consecu- ing prospective students who 1970s ended the University's role apartments on the corner of East tive two-year term as a state representative, Saturday will be receiv- have received applications but of acting as parents for students, □ See Policy, page 10. ing an honorary doctorate of political science degree from the politi- not sent them in, he said. cal science department. Graduate applications have de- Evaluation creased slightly from last year, down 13 to 1,023, and degree pro- ; : Continued from page 3. This award will honor Riffe for his long career and record of legisla- gram applications have de- tive leadership in support of higher education in the Ohio House. creased six percent. make any speculations or judge the peiioniiance evaluation will However, Olscamp said the lat- the evaluation. be distributed to University fac-" Along with Riffe's involvement in legislative duties he also is a ter figure is not particularly tell- He said he expects the report ulty. member of the National Conference of State Legislature's Executive ing about what the final results will show some people are unha- Until the official report is com- Committee, the Council of State Governments' Intergovernmental Af- will be. ppy, but their comments should pleted, statistics regarding the fairs Committee and the Democratic National Committee. provide suggestions. Olscamp percentage of returned evalua- "The decrease in degree pro- said he will carefully consider tion forms will not be released, he His accomplishments have been rewarded by many groups and pri- gram applicants appears to be in- any recommendations to improve said. Hess refused to speculate if vate Ohio associations. significant at this tune," he said. my performance." the evaluation will be negative or Hess said a summary report of positive. Monday, December 17, 1990 THE BG NEWS Campus group joins peace movement Environmental Interest Group voices opposition to war over oil interests ate offices in Cleveland. eluding Region 9, said Chris McFadden said she doubts "We need to unite anti-war by Christy Vargo Demonstrators sought reduced Moore of the national SEAC of- Bush will see SEAC's letter, but efforts so the voice will be so loud writer toxic waste production and sound fice. he will be aware of the growing that he can no longer ignore us." waste disposal methods from At December's meeting, the number of statements of groups The University Environmental British Petroleum. Region 9 coordinator from Ohio like SEAC. McFadden said the Peace Co- Interest Group (EIG) attended a The Ohio council met in con- University wrote a letter to Bush alition plans to join area and na- national environmental action junction with the protest that stating SEAC's mission and ob- "Bush is listening only to those tionwide anti-war efforts to make conference and Joined in a state- weekend, and about 50 people at- jecting to the use of force to feed who want war." McFadden said. their voices heard. wide anti-war campaign this tended the march against British the country's dependence on oil. month. Petroleum to gain media expo- Alan Gleghorn, president of The group is part of the Region sure and raise public awareness, EIG, attended the SEAC confer- 9 unit of the Student Environmen- Gleghom said. ence in Cleveland with three EIG tal Action Coalition (SEAC) - EIG joined SEAC in 1988 and members. Finals to affect which also includes Kentucky, sends a representative to re- Gleghorn said the United States West Virginia and Tennessee. gional and national functions. is Involved in the Middle East for Other national SEAC cam- Each of the SO members of EIG is strategic gains, like oil interests, paigns include a fight to save indirectly involved with SEAC and human rights violations by America's forests, demands for and can participate in any SEAC Hussein. campus services corporate accountability and campaign. "Over 80 percent of the reason SEAC began recruiting mem- is strategic but George Bush is efforts to halt the construction of using the lesser issue of human a dam to flood James Bay in ber groups in 1988, and their The hours for the Student Rec- ■Library: 8:30a.m.-11p.m.; Quebec. "Threshold" conference drew rights to defend his policies," reation Center, Jerome Library, ■Technology: 7:30 a.m.- 10 Member groups of SEAC focus close to 1,700 students. Gleghorn said. the Health Center and Computer p.m.; efforts on campaigns that are Since then the network has The SEAC letter demands that Services have changed for finals ■Business Administration: close at hand. grown to 1,100 member groups on Bush continue sanctions against week. Please note the following 8:30a. m.-9:30p.m.; For example, as part of SEAC's college campuses in 11 countries. Iraq and seek peaceful negotia- changes: Student Recreation ■ Residence Halls: closed; Corporate Accountability Cam- Although the national chapter tions with Hussein, Baron said. "We want Bush to know that we Center hours are 12 p.m. to 9 p.m. ■Faculty/Staff in Hayes Hall: mOhio groups attacked of SEAC has no official stand on Monday through Thursday, 8:30a.m.-8:30p.m.; Petroleum in a protest in the Middle East situation, most will protest any war, including a Jerome Library hours are un- ■Williams: closed. front of the oil company s corpor- member groups oppose war, in- draft," Gleghorn said. SEAC urges Bush to move the changed — 8 a.m. to midnight, On December 21, the computer United States toward energy con- however, Friday's hours are 8 labs are open: "Over 80 percent of the reason is strategic servation and alternative energy a.m. to 6 p.m. and Saturday 1 ■MathScience: 8a.m.-6p.m.; sources. p.m. to S p.m. December 23 - 25, ■Union: 8a.m.-6p.m.; but George Bush is using the lesser issue of Dawn McFadden, a member of the library will be closed. ■Library: 8:30a.m.-5p.m.; Peace Coalition, said the SEAC Health Services has regular ■Technology: 7:30 a.m.- 6 human rights to defend his policies." campaign is similar to the efforts appointments Monday through p.m.: of the University Peace Coalition. Thursday 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. The ■ Business Administration: "We oppose war in the Middle clinic will close its doors at 1:30 8:30a.m.-5p.m.; --Alan Gleghorn, EIG president East because it is just for oil," p.m. and will have three weeks ■ Residence Halls: closed; McFadden said. off for break. ■Faculty/Staff in Hayes Hall: There is a variety of hours for 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; Computer Services. Hours for ■Williams: closed; labs for Dec. 17 - 20 as follows: On December 22, the only com- puter lab open will be Hayes Hall ■Math Science: 8 a.m.- mid- — 9 a.m.-noon. night; December 23 - 25, all computer Pisonello's Pizza ■Union: 8 a.m.-midnight; labs will be closed. 50% OFF BACK ISSUES 50% OFF BACK ISSUES Large Sub and Pop WINTER SPECIRLS foi a Lg. Italian Sub Good thru march 1991 Sm (Tied Lg XLg WJO ^J 25^ ^^ orX^r ROOM IMI S«b M ^9^r (tomato ?M •■wo) Cheese $3" *4 $5*6 and 9#* on* can ol lo.h.,.. 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Bat On The Run I Newi/Jay Murdock Moke Vour Senior Mark Franks uses a sheet In an attempt to catch a fleeing bat found In a Darrow Hall room. The Holiday Shopping bat eventually was chased out an open window. Franks said this Is the second time In three years he has had to chase a bat from a room. Geary Cosy fit Southwyck Shopping Center

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Business now is booming Basile said students may After enjoying the holidays at people a lot ot time to work. in Bowling Green stores, be more likely to shop local- home, students may find them- -Galen Ash, police chief which generally have ly- selves victims of theft when they reasonable holiday gift "It makes it easier to shop come back to school for the Crices to help penniless here than at home because spring semester. someone check their apartments advantage if the landlord can call ni versity students. there will be no time left," while they are away. They also immediately instead of waiting Linda Rood, owner of she said. However, if students follow cer- should take all their small valua- until the students come back Jeans 'n Things, 531 Ridge Currents has a variety of tain safeguards, they can de- bles with them, Ash said. from break, he said. St., said sales have been prices on holiday gifts. crease the amount of thefts in the If students live on the ground "This is a pretty safe communi- very good recently. "We have a wide price city during Christmas break. floor of an apartment complex, ty but (Bowling Green does] have "Students are trying to range — anything from 50 they should keep their drapes break-ins," he said. get as much Christmas cents on up," she said. To deter break-ins, students closed, he said. Water pipes freezing up over shopping done as possible, "There is something for should make sure their doors If an apartment has a patio break can be avoided with a cou- and they're under the everyone here." have efficient locks and their door, students should make sure ple of simple precautions, accord- wire," she said. Greg Halamay, owner of apartments are well-lit, said it is plugged at the top with a ing to Bowling Green Director of The store has many Finder's Records and Police Chief Galen Ash. block of wood or a similiar object Utilities DarylStockburger. unique gift items, such as Tapes, 128 N. Main St., said Students should make sure they so it can not be raised off the Water meter freeze-up is a BGSU Mom and Dad shirts, sales are better this season have the best locks available be- track, Ash said. common problem, especially BGSU Christmas orna- since Christmas break is cause most of the locks now used Windows also should be se- when the location of the meter is ments and various greek starting later. in apartment buildings can still cured, he said. not known, Stockburger said. It is be stripped with a credit card, gifts, she said. "[There are] a lot of re- important to keep the area The Source, 518 E. Woos- "Sales have been better Ash said. strictions on what you can or around the meter warm, he said. ter St., is a place where However, sometimes it is hard can't do on other people's prop- In some homes, students leav- than normal this season — [ to change the locks on someone business has been steady all students] are probably try- erty," he said — but ft is impor- ing town for break may also want year, said Craig Cheetwood, ing to get their shopping else's property, he said. tant to have safeguards. to leave a pencil-thin stream of owner. Using a timer on lights and "Any holiday is a potential [op- water running in their home, to done locally," he said. radios that will turn on and off at portunity for break-ins]." The "[Sales] were delayed a prevent ice formation within the bit, because students are go- Finder's offers gift certi- different times will also help de- long time period gives people a pipes. ing home later in the year ficates, he said. ter robbers. Ash said. lot of time to work, ne said. This method should be used and everyone waits until the When a possible robber is Other suggestions for students with caution, Stockburger said, last minute," he said. "This way people can pick checking out the apartment and is to let their landlord know after all "it wastes water." Cheetwood said his gift their own piece of music and hears a radio playing, he or she where they can be reached if Individual landlords will prob- items are geared for stu- be satisfied with their gift," might think twice, he said. something does happen, Ash said. ably have the best advice on how dents' needs. Halamay said. Students also should have Everyone involved will be at an to shut down the home for break. "We're a small store and we sell small items — most- Madhatter Music Com- ly $20 and under," he said. pany, 143 E. Wooster St., is "We try to find items that looking forward to Universi- students and other people ty students being in town a will enjoy." week longer, said owner Bi- Currents, 126 E. Wooster lly Hanway.

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Meeting Review D Continued from page 1. D Continued from page 5. briefed the Trustees on their trip The trustees also deferred a Lithuania declared its inde- of East and West Germany. American hostages Robert to Mendeleev Institute in Mos- proposal which would have ren- pendence from the Soviet Union North and South Yemen also Polhill and Frank Reed were cow. amed the Educational Memorabi- but later backed off. Soviet merged, and a Frenchman shook released from captivity in Beirut, The delegation was sent for lia Center located near the leaders talked about changing hands with an Englishman be- but Associated Press correspon- several purposes, including a Northeast Commons in honor of their country's name. Czechoslo- neath the English Channel in the dent Terry Anderson stayed be- possible exchange program and a education professor emeritus vakia did change its name — not coupling of the " Chunnel.'' hind. His 43rd birthday was the spring teleconference between David Elsass. once, but twice, finally settling on East and West Beirut also a- sixth he had endured as a captive the two schools. the Czech and Slovak Federative chieved a merger of sorts after in Lebanon. Olscamp said a group from Trustee G.O. Herbert Republic. rival militias began pulling out of Mendeleev will arrive at the Uni- Moorehead announced the de- In one of the year's most emo- the shattered city. A shaky peace A new word for hostage entered versity about Feb. 1 to discuss cision, saying the proposal was tionally resonant moments, an returned to the Lebanese capital the vocabulary when Saddam questions for the teleconference, deferred "pending specification enormous German flag rose in — what was left of it — under a closed Iraq's exit doors to foreign which will center on global warm- and clarification of certain spe- front of the Reichstag building in Clan sponsored by the Arab "guests," who became "gues- ing. cifics." Berlin, marking the reunification eague. tages." r 44* 441 jf 44* 44t gf 44" M~ t 4" 4 WINTER'S Good Luck Alpha Xi Graduates HERE AND TonJa Dyke Stacey Larson Sarah Glovna Kerry Mantia Sue Kerzan Deborah Palmer YOUR CAR'S We will miss you! IN FOR A SCRAPE. Free Ice Scraper & $3.00 Off. When the weather outside turns frightful, turn into Valvolinc Instant Oil Change. In about ten minutes, you can face winter with a clean change of jil, a new filter, a well-lubricated ''&S$r^^ chassis and the peace of mind that comes Take a break •Sryr with our complete maintenance check.. .including a check of your antifreeze. from Finals... It's service so good we guarantee it for 3 visit months or 3,000 miles. Or your money back.

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Olscamp Policy 11 Continued from page 1. O Continued from page 3. en University presidents. Merry Avenue and Thurstin "A mob is a headless monster," Trustee G.O. Herbert on the west side of Interstate 75 at Mary Jane Parker, 302 N. Enter- Moorehead introduced a motion "Some of the things that have the University's Avenue. authorizing Newlove to draft and been done [during Olscamp's research/enterprise park, he Marsden agreed the city's apo- prise St., said of East Merry. sign a new contract for Olscamp. tenure] are very interesting and said. Mid-American National logy for violating the constitu- The president's current contract innovative," she said. However, Bank and Trust Company and the tional rights of students at the Ray Whittaker, 312 Garden expires in 1992. she said some funds could have Northwest Ohio Environmental East Merry Apartment complex Court, suggested letters be sent to Newlove said Friday's decision been better spent maintaining the Protection Agency have located was appropriate, but said the the parents of all students cited "has no impact on salary." Ols- University's infrastructure. offices on the site and Olscamp obligation is reciprocal. within the city, to discouage ille- camp's wages — currently Olscamp said capital im- expects a hotel/convention gal activity off-campus. $132,000 per year — will be dealt provements top his "things to do" center to be forthcoming. "I'm still waiting for an apo- Joan Ho wick, 119 N. Summit with later in the year. Among his administration's logy from 1984," Marsden said, St., disagreed. When Olscamp was hired in Two new buildings should accomplishments Olscamp said referring to the last and largest 1982 for $70,000 he was a surprise either be finished or nearing he is especially proud of include Manville Madness party. "We don't need any more choice over interim president Mi- completion by 1994. Ground establishing "The University This East Merry predecessor, laws," she said. "When you live chael Ferrari, who had been Uni- should be broken by spring 1992 Role and Mission Statement, sponsored by the Manville in a University community, versity provost prior to President for a new academic building. An and adding more than 1 million Neighbors Club at the 100 block of there's a certain amount of Hollis Moore's death. intramural facility, "Falcon volumes to the library. Manville Avenue, saw numerous [ stuff 1 you've got to expect.'' Olscamp had previously said he Fieldhouse," will follow soon incidents of vandalism including intended to be University presi- after, he said. "There were some obvious def- a bonfire fueled by couches, Marsden said a double stan- dent for 10 years and then move ' ;so, he said he expects to see a icits in the University's learning doors, fences and street signs and dard exists within the Bowling on. $9 million Fine Arts building ad- resources," he said. a city fire truck damaged by beer Green police enforcement which "When I came here as presi- dition, Shatzel Hall and the Ep- The University's reputation as bottles. needs to be changed. A party on dent I thought 10 years was a pler complex renovated. Ols- a research institute has grown According to Marsden, the Hillcrcst Drive would be treated 6ood time frame," Olscamp said, camp said he will attempt to ob- dramatically in the past eight party cost the city $45,000, and differently by police than a party owever, he added, "There are tain state funding for South Hall's years, he said, but not at the ex- $100,000 in overtime costs paid by in a neighborhood of student- some things I want to get done. renovation next two years. pense of undergraduate educa- the Bowling Green police each residents. Since I started them I would like Funding also is needed for a tion. year. to finish them." teleconference center Olscamp Residents believe Manville "The law needs to be con- Trustee Virginia Platt — a fre- said he wants to be a part of the Others disagree. Ann Marie Madness could happen again at sistent, and not dependent on quent "no" vote at Board meet- classroom building. State offi- Lancaster, who was last year's the East Merry complex. where you live," he said. ings —endorsed Olscamp's con- cials last year refused to allocate Faculty Senate chairperson, in- tinuation. Since becoming a fac- the monies needed for the troduced a "no confidence" mo- ulty member in 1945, Platt has project. tion in Olscamp's leadership and observed the performance of sev- Development also will continue management skills. « ~ 1 W USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG uno uno uno uno uno uno uno uno

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Michigan State's hockey team entered the Ice Arena Friday night ticking. The Spartans were a time bomb ready to explode. Unfortunately for the BG hockey team, the Spartans chose this weekend to leave their path of destruction. After slumping through the first half of Central Collegiate Hockey Association season, MSU (7-7-4 CCHA, 8-8-4 overall) swept the Falcons 9-3 and 4-2 to catapult itself into fifth place in the CCHA lust two points behind fourth- place BG (9-7-2 CCHA, 11-7-2 overall). After being picked to capture the CCHA regular-season title in every pre-season poll, the Spar- tans struggled against the top four teams in the conference (0-6-2 against Lake Superior, Michigan, Ferris State, and BG). But last weekend, MSU began to show glimpses of its potential when the Spartans fired 48 shots at OSU's Mike Bales in a 2-2 tie. The MSU potential everybody around the league was talking about early included two first-round draft picks ( and Bryan Smolinski), two second-rounders (Rob Woodward and Nicolas Per- rault), and a third-rounder (Ja- son Woolley). Not to mention nine other players whose rights are owned by NHL franchises. "They (MSU) met our expecta- ■O News/Jay Murdock BG's Angelo Llbertucci stops a shot by Michigan State's Rob Wood- 9-3 Friday and then 4-2 Saturday night at Michigan State. tions this weekend," BG head ward during Friday night's game at the Ice Arena. The Falcons lost coach Jerry York said. "We thought they had a real talented and explosive hockey club." penalties were handed out by ref- then MSU scored four of the puck :20 into the second period York said. "We created some In Friday's contest before an eree Brent Rutherford in the first period's next five goals to take an with Muzzatti out of the crease to good scoring opportunities. Ice Arena-record 5,008 fans, two periods. Insurmountable 6-2 lead. tie the game. MSU's specialty teams played a "We played exceptionally well. decisive part in the game's out- "The whole flow of the game "Every time we lose penalties After MSU upped its lead to 2-1 We played disciplined and patient come. The Spartans tallied two was dictated by penalties," York seem to be the main factor," Jun- on one of three Shawn Heaphy hockey with good teamwork." shorthanded and power play said. "It was all special teams. ior center Martin Jiranek said. goals, BG's Harkins brought the Soals apiece with MSU's Kerry They were better than we were at "The guys on the specialty teams Falcons even with a high wrist ussell and Peter White scored it tonight. get too tired, and the ones that shot past Muzzatti. with State a man short, and Wool- aren't on the specialty teams get ley and Michael Thompson not- "The two shorthanded goals stiff legs on the bench." With freshman defenseman ched man-advantage goals. changed the complexity of the Todd Reirden in the box CJOOJ eJLtUCK game." Entering Saturday night's for pushing the net off its moor- "The team that won the spe- battle at Munn Ice Arena without ings intentionally (delay of game ina cialty situations was the one that But the biggest Rutherford Ruchty and junior defenseman penalty), Heaphy scored the I was going to win the game." MSU penalty call came he issued an Otis Plageman (broken foot), BG game-winner off a rebound of a head coach said. "We automatic game disqualification faced lone odds in their to Woolley shot 1:34 into the third lerr X.ma& haven't scored a lot this year and penalty : 09 into the second period gain at spilt of the series. period. m f tonight we got a lot of chances to senior assistant captain Matt andthe puck went in." Ruchty along with MSU's Wes The Spartans led 1-0 on Dwayne Heaphy then recorded his hat ^Mave _x^r J5afe McCauley for grabbing each oth- Norris' third goal of the series, trick with 17 seconds left In the Six of the first seven goals ers facemasks. Ruchty and when junior left wing Llew game on an empty-net goal. ZJrip ~J4ctome scored in the game occurred in McCauley were forced to sit out NcWana, playing in place of Ru- situations in which both teams Saturday night's contest also. chty on Brett Harkins' and Peter "In the third period we were weren't at full strength, and 25 At the tune, BG trailed 2-1 but Holmes' line, knocked in a loose very patient and disciplined," THE BG NEWS Monday, December 17, 1990 BG finishes second at Ameritas Classic LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — Carl Hayes scored 20 points to lead six Ne- braska players in double figures as Nebraska downed Bowling Green 99-85 in the championship of the Ameritas Classic Saturday night. Nebraska trailed by 7 in the opening minutes of the game, but tied the score at 13. The Cornhuskers trailed by 2 when Eric Piatkowski hit a jump shot to start a 12-0 run and give Nil a 29-21 lead. The Falcons retaliated with a 10-2 spurt of their own to knot the score at 31, led by Clinton Venable, who had 18 first-half points. Nebraska opened up a 5-point lead on a Tony Farmer stuff with 3:57 in the half and held that advantage at intermission. Bowling Green stayed with the Huskers for the first three minutes of the second half, but the Nebraska put up a stingy zone defense and used its height advantage to outscore the Falcons 20-6 in the next sev- en minutes and put the game out of reach. Bowling Green cut the margin to 10 with six minutes remaining, but Nebraska's inside strength proved to be too much for the Falcons as the Huskers opened the lead back up to 18 in the last moments of the game. Piatkowski, whose father, Walt, was a star at Bowling Green in the mid 1960s, had 17 for Nebraska, 9-1. Rich King had 16 points and 11 re- bounds. Venable had 28 and Billy Johnson 19 for Bowling Green, 5-2. Bowling Green advanced to the championship game by virtue of its 94-80 win over Alabama State Friday night. Forward Tom Hall keyed an 11-0 run which helped the Falcons put distance between themselves and ASU. He finished with 17 points and 11 rebounds. Joe Moore was hot as well, shooting 12-of-15 from the floor and five- of-seven from the foul line to finish with a team-high 29 points ASU's Steve Rogers led all scorers with 32. Besides Hall and Moore, BG had three other players in double fig- ures -Steve Watson, 10; Venable, 14; Billy Johnson, 10. Backups Vada Burnett and Juan Street each shot two-of-two from the field and made significant contributions. The Falcons will not play again until Friday night, Dec. 28 when ■O News/Jay Murdock they take on St. Peter's on the road. BG's Clinton Venable shows he can dribble the ball with his left hand as Butler's Darin Archbold. Other games for the basketball team over Christmas break include Dec. 30 at Siena; Jan. 2 at Miami; Jan 5 at home against Western Michigan; Jan. 9 at Ohio University; Jan. 12 at home against Central Michigan. ft/WWVVAVWWVVV^^VVWVVV^WV.VVWWVVVVVJ', Wednesday Jan. 16 will be the Falcon's first home contest of spring semester when they take on Wright State at 8 p.m. Greenbriar Inc. LUe will be leasing the following locations For the Foil of 1991

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by Jamie Jou times they checked in. Nordmann. The Falcons then and scored 15 of the next 19 points ble play from the freshman sports writer Everyone played in the first went on a 10-2 run to take a 24-10 to take a 59-34 advantage at the players, most notably freshman half and Voll made a total of 20 lead, sparked by the play of jun- 10:13 mark. point guard Susie Cassell who first-half substitutions - 42 in the ior guard Cathy Koch who broke —BG- and the Zrpa exchanged played 17 minutes and had eight BG women's basketball head game. out a recent 8 for 29 slump from baskets until the final three points and three assists. coach Fran Voll took apage out of "I think we needed to give some the field to score seven points in- minutes of the game where the "It has taken a while to read Georgetown's John Thompson's kids a chance and we needed to cluding a three-pointer. Falcons took over to close out the the players, they make different playbook Saturday night as he have some more evaluations of "I think we finally pulled contest with 11-straight points cuts, and the college game is a lot used wholesale some people and it gives us an- together and worked out our with a scoring barrage by soph- faster," Cassell said. "I've just substitions other look," Voll said. "Probably, kinks on offense and on our de- omore forward Judlt Lendvay been taking a lot of catchup with throughout the in the foreseeable future us using fense," Koch said. "I think com- who had six of the 11. everything, but I think I'm ad- game. a lot of kids, it just appears to be ing off the bench helped me and The Falcons had five scorers in justing and the players are too." The BG bench that way." that's what I did last year." double figures led by Koch and Both Cassell and Jenny Ken- resembled But all of the substitutions paid BG was in command after that Lendvay who each finished with nedy (25 minutes) saw a lot of the more of a off as the Falcons (4-3) managed point, but the Zips trying to make 14 points. Koch was almost per- point guard duties and did a good nursery school to break their three-game losing the game respectable, were only fect from the field hitting 6-7 job controlling the offense. classroom streak with an 89-54 victory over outscored 20-17 in the final eight shots. "We've turned the point guard while playing Akron (1-7). minutes before the half to trail Nordmann added 12 points and situation over to Kennedy and musical chairs BG Jumped out early in the 44-26. seven rebounds, while Traci Cassell and that puts the other and the team Voll game to double the Zips score at In the second half, AU opened Gorman and Heather Finfrock people at the wing spots," Voll became good friends with the 14-7 including six points from up the scoring with six points, but added 10 points apiece. said. "I think we're deeper there scorers table with the number of sophomore forward Andrea the Falcon offense was unleashed BG also received some valua- . i See Woman, page 15. Columnist digs into HOUDW DEALS holiday gift bag for Kentucky Fried Chicken his sports remedies 1020 N. Main St.. B.G. 352-2061 someday see one of these plays Schroder, without a penalty. To the Reds...A giant anti- Drive thru Hours: Sun. - Thurs. 11 a.m. - 9 p.m. M.D. complacency prescription so they can keep the World Series in Friday & Saturday 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. The Sports Ohio. They'll get no help from the Indians, that's for sure. Doctor To Cory Snyder...Get a life, the slightest idea of the strike zone, a level swing, and call me in the Stop by for one of these Holiday Deals, The doctor is in. morning. And it's time for the HoUday To the Cavs...A full-service each just $9.99 Season prescriptions to members medical facility built in to the of the local and national sports Richfield Coliseum so manage- world. ment can save money on ambu- ^lOPieceMeal- It's hard to believe 1990 is draw- lance fees and hospital bills. ing to a close — and what a year it To the Bengals...A conven- 10 pieces of chicken, potatoes, gravy, cole slaw and 4 biscuits. has been in sports. Hopefully tional, sugar-free offensive play- these remedies will benefit those book. If Sam Wyche would quit involved. trying to be Mr. Innovator and $jj 15 Piece Bucket Keep in mind, the following are just tell his players to kick some to be used for medicinal purposes butt, the AFC would have a ONLY! legitimate shot at a Super Bowl. $ 32 Hot Wings T« Victor Kiam...A new line of At least Denver won't get embar- women's shavers that can only be rassed again this year. Good on combinations of white & used in the hallway and Is guar- To UNLV and Jerry Tarkan- dark meat only. No substitutions. anteed at least one cut with every lan...A first round NCAA Tour- use. nament loss to Bowling Green. I To Lisa 01sen...A locker room To HBO...A gift-wrapped edi- , where she will not be judged by tion of "Mike Tyson's Punch- her gender but by the quality and Out" by Nintendo. That's the accurateness of her journalism. closest they'll come to seeing him To Jud Heathcote...A black- fight from now on. and-white-striped candy cane, a To Dexter Manley...No snow Bowling Green sweatshirt, and a for him in Phoenix. referee tear-away doll for him to To George Steinbrenner...A play with at Michigan State road franchise in a rotisserie baseball games. league. At least he won't have to To MAC referees...Keep up the hire a manager. good work. To Fran Voll...A miraculous To Bud Carson...An operation recovery of Lori Albers. which would wire his mouth shut, To Jim Larranaga...An injury- enabling him to take Art Modell free season so his team will be for every cent he possibly can. playing long into March Mad- T» Bill Walsh...Doctor's orders — announce only San Francisco To John Madden...An award games so any reference to his named after him that goes to the former team will not sound pain- Football Announcer of the Cen- fully out of place. tury. He is simply the best. To the NFL...Revised rules on kickoffs and punts so we may D See tchrocter, page 15. THE BG NEWS

Schroder Women Q Continued from page 14. :; Continued from page 14. Basketball team To the NCAA Bowl Commit- and we can evaluate as games keep track of the rest of the year. tees...An overdose of Caster Oil progress." "I probably donning the for making college football's post The Falcons played a full game sweater a little bit more. The season a total joke. Instead of and cut down on a lot of the prob- sweater is back," Voll said. deserves support punishing innocent individuals lems, but some of the improve- tor recruiting violations made by ment can be attributed to the Zips those who went before, the NCAA lower level of play compared to should consider putting itself on the teams BG has been playing. probation. "We played a lot better, from says Falcon fan To Missouri's football top to bottom it's the first time we team...Instant replay in college played without breakdowns," Quote of Editor, The News; How fair is it to quality athletes football. voll said. "We wanted to stay at a This is a back-up letter to Brian such as Clinton Venable, Joe To Jerry York...The phone Sood level and I think we did, we Smith's which appeared in last Moore, and Steve Watson to look number for "Ren't-a- idn't hurt ourselves. Thursday's BG News. up in the stands and see only 3,000 Defenseman" to fill-in for Ken "I don't think we are there yet, the week I am a huge college basketball fans in a gym with the capacity Klee and Otis Plageman during but you can't be off your game fan and I think that the 64 NCAA for 5,200 when they know that the the holidays. and expect to get back on all at Tournament in March is the most hockey team will have a 5,000 To Denise Van De Walle...A one time," Voll said. "I don't exciting event in the world of person capacity crowd both Fri- stocking full of digs, kills, and know if we'll get it totally back in "Do they have the windows sport. For the first time since day and Saturday night's. All the service aces so the MAC volley- the near future, but I think we can all decorated with Christ- 1968, Bowling Green may be one basketball team is asking for is ball crown can return where it be- do some things to help ourselves. mas stuff and everything? of the 64, but the Falcons need two days a week: Wednesday longs — in Bowling Green. We have some games coming up I'll be there with my charge your help and mine. night and Saturday afternoon. To Ohio State...Another shot at which I really feel that we have card." They deserve it! fourth-and-one. an opportunity to be in a little bit I fully admit that I was not at To the Browns...The intel- the Butler game and I also admit better position." -Atlanta Falcons head Let's not make Anderson Arena ligence to select a first-round In addition to the improved that I had no excuse. However, player who won't end up farming coach Jerry Glanville on do- after reading not only Chris Mil- turn into the "House that Cy, Voll had a little help from ing Christmas shopping in ler's article, but Smith's as well, I Snores." Show your support for a pigs in a year and a half or wash- superstitions, as he donned his felt like the worst fan on campus. legitimate national contender ing cars after one tryout. Still, it's customary cardigan sweater. So, Cleveland. I realize now that there are about (fin serious!). Be there on the going to take more than that — he is 1-0 with the sweater and 3-4 like finding a way to get rid of Art with a sport coat — something to 15,000 of you that are as bad as I 16th. Modell. am. Matthew D. Schroder is sports editor of the BG News and says it's better to give than to receive. Campus Pollyeyes 440 E. Cftf 352-9638 Pagliais Pizza 945 S. Main 352-7571 Coupons Worth Clipping l— l Free Free Sl.OOotf I can of pop cup of soup . ony Pasta w/ purchase of w/purchase of | Purchase any 7' sub or any large saladl CLA-ZEL THEATRE Croissant Exp 1/31/91 BOWLING GIM.LN • 1)11(61 is offering an— = SUSAN SARANDON = = JANES SPADER = EARLY BIRD SPECIAL ! WME ! Sign up NOW for the early bird special and enjoy reduced rent throughout the year!

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RdtNetdM AZD • ShaDyCrolt • A20 Fraa to good homa l yr old black cat Looking tor that apaclal girl ktaa? How about CAMPUS * CITY EVENTS Portsmouth Wgrrsa or Richmond ■ Good luck In tha Mraa Michigan Pagem' Nautarad a daclawad. Ilttar tralnad. giving that apaclal parson In your Ma a gift of leave anytime CalJB U 354-8858 Lova. Your Alpha XI Slatara >364-889« haalth and fitness lorm me BGSU Studant Recreation Canter. Happy 22nd Birthday •G-SRC Spring Membership - «80 PERSONALS BGSU Mom » Dad Srwle Ma Mm • Fllwal Evaluation - $30 7*1 Amu* Slater • Brothar Ona aamaata* to go and ao many mamorlaa • Pro-Shop Gift CerWIcete ■ Any Amount OFF CAMPUS HOUSING FAIR Grandma - Grandpa Ramambar Tuee Jan 11. 1991 ' Out-To-Lunch Frtnees Bunch or Pre-Dlnner Alumni Tha bandKa. Teouaa, Campbai ML Winners Exercise Package - $75 7-»P" Jeane-N-Tritno»S31 Rage St Downtown, tha othar woman, lost undarwaar. Grand Balaooffl Thursday mgriis. Lovaahack, C—KT For more Information, contact the SRC at For more nlo 372-2458 Haappy BafTnOMycfliTiafOaMBi* Kw MAPFY URTHOAY Cr. O • CWOmaga • Chi-O 372-2711 Coma chock out prices end Ooaa It hava U ba Aca ol Spades? - Baby Dec 31 SI HEATHERLAUGHUN l Si saariar, el houeyg In BO Who woukTva thought? - MO Lerl Zagortc. What carl I say, «'i flnaHy the Happy 22nd Birthday S.eslslll Major Buddy - DJ Eaay Lovar lime lor your graduation dayl OH Into tha KAREN RAVAS YouarathaBESTlMIl 1*1 mays youl Hope you natrar gat a Y I ? Real World, What a Surprise! No mere Deri or Are yrju Wereeked In being a Raaidant Advisor cr. O lova and a! ot mina. I've had the time ol my Ha Jan Kepps Stgguysl lo< ne«t leT? Applications we sffil avaaabW •! ma " •PlPhl* * Chan- nestaaneal SarvKaa CXecel Pick ona up batora Love ye. Cans you go homo! •• Alpha PU Omega Seniors • • Jeans N- Things ^^^-_^^_^^^^^^______COMPUTER SERVICE I love you guys with si my heart Greek Christmas Ornaments Pleaneaca has gttl cerlrricalee lor any dosar Tired of warring around In crowded computer 631RldgeSt amount You can use s coupon Don'l Forget - Resldsnl Advisor ApoHcetlons In my Ha. you're a special part labs Come use my Macintosh In your own pri- ara m January 1 •. 1 •»1 I I know you must leave, Open tl 8:00 pm. We wa deaver the grtl certmcaJs vate room. Unkmrted use of paper! $5.00 per E«pree end ot 1991 that s what seniors do. hour. Cal 364-4749 for a terra Hot. But I want you to know how much I'l miss you" j^i_£, C.. 352-618. REIIMNT AOVatOd tELECTKMl . . M*>l> Beet ot luck always, keep In touch! Congrstulatkmt Happy 21 si Wrthday Ssntsi Smas Vatarle Gross CATIONS AM DUE JANUARY 1(1 CALL A Phi O Lova. Wendy Uaa McAksnayM HaMFORHOIatlHFO 5 11I years and 100 men later you are gra- Good kx* on your finale Srjmaborjy loves you! Can't wart inbreak.. duating Whoever thought they would aaa the naaiaem Advisor Appscations ara sffl avertable •• DREW. RON* KEN -THE MEN OF HI" Love Always. Esen ______—————______— day! From R A to roomie we have been • Pick ona up at 425 Studant Sarvlcaa batora Was. guys, it's bean a pretty great semester SPRING BREAK m Cancun or Bahamas from going homa tor braakl through rial Thanks tor teaching me what It's fee lo reeky $299 00' rndudea roundmp arr. 7 nights hotel. party II truss you si" Lofl. sola & rslrlgerstor rentals cnilaa. beach parties, tree lunch and much WFAT Ouarter's 'Wei lust have ona." Lova. on Calnow 352-5475 Space Savers mrjral Oroenlze a erria* group^am a tree trip Cable 14/880 AM OS U „ Kent State - "Doug who?" PS Shankum lor putting up with me" pkjs comm.elons Cal 1-800-BEACrl IT tor FREE FORM FRENZY Sophomore year - "Need we say more?" Loft, sola 1 refrigerator rentals more Irrtorrralllon Yrjuplokltwepeiyltl The Quay craw - "la there anyone Wrr Cal now 362 5475 Space Severs 372-2418 It won! be the same w/o you Welmraayou! SusleMenie Wanting help with you New Year's reeoMkxi Keep Wookln' Pa Nub! Lofl Has I mfiluuiiilm umlnai CongraiualBtlona on Graduation! You are the la lose eitra pounds by Spring break? Join Ann. Jen, and Kef Cal now 352-5475 Space Severs beet slater anyone oculd have How am I ever LOST * FOUND "WEIGHT NO MORE'' Sesame tor a tun nutri- going lo make it without you? I wish you al the Loft, sryfe a rstrtrjevetor rentals ■«* <" ** «">*• "" ►* know that my heart tion aaareneea and wakjlil loss student pro- EASY WORK' EXCELLENT PAY! Celnow352 5475SpacoSavere w« aajraya be with you FOUND A tartbook on ma 3rd lloor ol ma Ed- gram lad by nuraaa and health educator Eight ASSEMBLE PRODUCTS AT HOME week program that begins the end ot January Love Always. ucation Buedlng n you can pdanMy It. pktaaa CALL FOR INFORMATION ______—___ Amy ISM 5026 and aak tor Andy Rege-ter today, daaa size is totted. Cal 504-841 -8003 EXT 5972 Bleu* —__■_——_—_——___— 372 8302 or 372-8303 PHI SIGMA KAPPA Tereee - For aavan weeks. I have been happier Loat Tagra 35 mm Camara laat at Downtown than I've ever been. You mean tha world lo ma. The Fraternity ol the 90e eon Dec 6 Raward Cal 353 9500 "Bttay Pookuma" - You're the greatest thing I know wal have many more great times I love that has aver happened lo me Don't juet aland APO??BIG??APO Rush you. here-Haemal Tim RIDES Thanks lor a tun weak Wesbeagreatfamly I I love you so much - Snoogy Woogy" PHI SIGMA KAPPA Love. Little Sue The Fraternity ol the 90s continued on p.17

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Femeto needed AS A P to tuple—■ apt. on Need one lemeJe to lease Visage Green Apt Roommate needed lor Spring end Summer WANTED Male Female Rmte Second 4 Elm continued from p. 16 OlhtorSp 91 Furnished-$125 mo plus etec Free etoc for the sem Pteeae cafl ASAP Ctoee to campus $160 pfua uMHiee Cai $145mo Cel352 4545leavemesaege &OM- Cheep Calafter 4 pm 354 9/49 TheM Chi * Sung Kl * Theta Chi 354-6809 Traceyat 353-6649 Femeto roommate for a quiet apt Close to cam- Needed person or persons to sublease 1 bed- Roommate needed to Ive • . BG grad m Toledo Wanted knee-model Whoever borrowed thto CongratuMttona on winning ■* campus pua Can movaln before break Cafl 354-8756 room apt for Spring Semester Close to cam- aree Cai 865-4943 1 pMaae return it to our office Cai 352-1510 135 b wreettor 2 yrs in ■ row after 7pm pua. heel * cooking ndudeO Can 35? t■». I ,- Heve fun wtth Tim in CA over break' Roommate needed Spring 91 Or Richard 0 Barker and Or Jeff LaPorta Of Female Roommate I. Vary close to One female roommate needed Move In mme- Cokimbsi Court Apia . 1 yr old $ 1 50 mo love always. ftce campus. tl20fmonth or beat offer. C.n dMtefy Own bedroom $130 a month Free ptuauttmee Cai Rob 354-7767 Your 5 ye* "friend" 352-2555. U9»0rrMMfhSpa Pteeae eel 352 4397 PS YouroatHJfat Wanted/Needed Roomete. Female/Male FEMALE SUBLEASE* NEEDED. CLOSE TO One meto roommate needed for Spring 91 Roommele Wanted Own Bedroom spring semester Grad student CAMPUS. RENT IS VERY CMEAPIIt CALL P*ceApt Cel 354-2390 Corner of tfcgh 4 Napoleon opportunity bul undergred okay Call 3S3-47M. AJK FPU KELLY. WANTED Roommele needed for house on Menvwe for Own bedroom $175 month 4 utilities 352 5803 Female Subleeser Needed for Spring Semes- Spring Semester Own room and rent negofie I$1500| CaiOyanat354-6785 ter DM 1 block from campus Cai 353- 7698 continued on p. 18 1 Female roommate needed lor Spring Semes- $120/month. no uteWee. furnlahed. own room tor. For a house dose to campus only (625 for House. 1 block from campus Cai Karyn at entire aemeeter and no deposrt Cai 354-7740 3548876 1 Male needed to aubliaaa fum Wage Green apt for Spring 81 CaflNow 354-7331 HELP! I NEED 1 OR 2 SUBLEASERS FOR SPRING! 2 bedroom, 2 bam, apactoua apt. t or 2 rmtes non-smokers tor Spring 10 dose to campu*. onty 150/mo ' Cafl Jenny SI 60/month. Cai Mark or Doug at 354-6894 353-8961 2 bed-back fun females are looking for HELPI We need a non-amoking male or female 2 Female roomatee tor Fal-Sphng 91 -92 to Ive in apactoua 2 bdr. apt. on Frazee for Sp Apartment close to campus For more info Cel AtoonorSerah at 372-3194 91 $160'mo4 1/3ofetoc Cel 1-382-8731 rS Leave message I need a roommate OR 1 or 2 people to aub- Maee No dap.. Drat and Mat month tree1 Pay 2 male rmtes to sublease an apt. only elect Ca»- 354 4993 Si to/month each Free heat Jan 4 Fab rant tree Phone 354 0t64 3 needed to sublease house for Spr 91 $114/month7person and uWBaa Very close locampue Nf.ED IMMEDIATELY 354-4457 F- rmte needed to sublease 1 bedroom for Spring. Pay by aemeeter 3rd St , furnished Cai Krtss or Marie ASAP 3548476 F-rmte needed for Spring semester to sub- i one bedroom Wage Green Apt Only S125/rnonthpluaetectnc Cel 354 6284

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2 11 West Hall We w* be 8-5 dt-"* f>ooH Weei 372-7418 continued from p. 17 SEMESTER BREAK OPENINGS 1 bdrm apt close lo campus $300 mo . ulie- Own Room, $t50'mo . very close to campus • JENNIFER JEFFERS* Vector Marhetmg Corp haa special 2-5 week tiesincJ AvoaebteSp 91 C—352 5475 930 E Woosler Cal Kevin 354-4798 for Sp Congratulations • I wiah you me best ol luck in work program Can stay on permanently $7 15 The Real world" Thanks (or being a cool 1 bdrm effic apt to sublease $235/mo AH staring pay rare At majors should apply Must Roomte- HELP WANTED uHI paid Off S Main St CaR 266-2792 Ask interview now • start alter finals Transportation JubeA K A FagrtaFagtta lorJL PREFERRED PROPERTIES required Call 382-1060 1 or 2 people needed to sublease turn. 1 bdrm (BEGIN TOE PATH TO SUCCESS!) 1991 Spring leases now available • No longer Roommates * Wanted Subleeeer apt Greet location • 1 block from downtown. & THE BQ NEWS Efficiency. 1 bedroom or 2 bedroom Baby Dol U No Whet U Need! Cheer Up1 Spring 91 Haven House S163 month encouragea you to aeek a position as a news mm waat to campus No utilities Available Im- Ca* 352-9378 Enfoy the closet Contact Tereca 353 9624 mediately Cai collect 513465-5547 Ask lor taatura of sports errrler copy edrto* or pnotog- or slop in our office located at Heb B AH • humbug' Mart's a hockey, Ann repher AppaCattona NOW AvaaaUe m 214 835 H*gh Street need I say more? WaatHai Oaartana 1214.90 1 pt lor rent One bedroom, very large. One or Nesa gonna miea the hpe and hair thing! Attention Recreation and Frtneea majors' Hot- two people Quiet neighborhood, move In after Keep in louch! But don't cal 7-9 day Park Fitness Cajb In Perryaburg la looking FOR SALE Dec 21 $285/montb Price negotiable Can Roomate needed tor spring semester Apart- II be In the BARN' lor a cerjren'e activities spacrahal lor a new Sat- 354-5985 ment close lo campus, luty furnished Cal Loveya, Ang urday program Additional hours available, pos- 2 bedroom apt available lor sublease from Fob 354-8776. sue pracltcum experience Can Joan at 874 * 1982 Cutlass Clera - Evcetent Condition 'til June. $445 a month, contact Ruth Anne STAY CLOSE I 8442 •PHIMU' 2 door, new Hoe. low mileage Make offer Cat Drama* Century 21 - AA Green 352-5331 NOW RENTING FOR 1991-92 BOWLING QUEEN MUNICIPAL COURT IN 363-8160 AakrorUas. Good kick on exams 2 BR Cottage $375/mo plus uW Pels allowed CAMPUS MANOR APARTMENTS 1 TERNSHIP for an upper class BGSU student aa STARTING AT $458/MONTH a Have a Merry Christmas Couch for aale. Perfect for couch potetoee - ca* 354 8800 after 1pm Love Judge's regal reseercner and courtroom beet) C it's In greet shape. Call 172-2411 and ask FREE HEAT & AC 2 person apt. (or rent Utas paid, furnished, Joanne and Andrea No pay. but encslant axpenence lor person in- K»AJ CALL TODAY 352 9302 Mealed si criminal luaece or regal career Poai very ctoee to campus $340 mo Call Bon lo atari early January. INI Ten hours Fo-SiUo 352-4405 •••BONAANDLIPS-" Help' Must set a couch. 2 chairs, and hockey rrararnun, during school days. For appacatton 3 bdrm unfurnished house $450 mo A utfl. We*, we've made it through two years and one rorm. cat Mary Covral at 352 5203. 8 30 a m skates Price negotiable Call Mike at Caf 354 5656 after 1 00 pm HOLIDAY PERSONALS semester, we actually stM Ike each other) »430pm 353-9948 Even though you're a traitor - Ups - I sWI love EMPLOYMENT AVAILABLE Round-trip tickets from Cleveland to Denver. Downtown Apt. Furnished. $275 per month ya And, Bone. It'll be a kick butt semester - we FULL-TIME AND PART-TIME Leave Dec 27 and come beck Jan 3rd 1300 Cal 352-3713. wNhndahouse DURING B.Q.S.U. CLASSES Cat Krm 354-6468 HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS. WOMEN Love,JHHord OUR COMPANY IS SEEKING EMPLOYEES TO SKIS FOR SALE FIRST MONTH FREE PS 11 mink about you while I'm hitting the PERFORM UNSKILLED LIGHT PRODUCTION Fischer SI Super 200 cm Never mounted. Roommate needed tor Spring Semester at WORK FLEXIBLE HOURS OPEN 7 DAYS A $180 Cat Kafhy 372 1617 Campbell Hat Three bedroom apt Fufly lurnt WEEK. MORNING. AFTERNOON AND EVEN- shed, free cable Cat 364-5882 Alpha Phi Big Nancy May Alpha Phi NO SHIFTS PLANT LOCATION IS ONLY 2 Good luck on all ol your exams and have a BLOCKS FROM BGSU CAMPUS THE FOR RENT House for rent, avertable Immediately - 3 bed- Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! RATE OF WAGE IS »3 80 PER HOUR IF IN- rooms. 609 Kenwood, Grad students and (ac- Lots of Love, TERESTED PICKUP AN APPLICATION AT uity preferred. Unfurnished, laundry lac*ty • • • MIchele Cygen ' ■ ' Alpa Phi Little Sara Alpha Phi THE COMPANY OFFICE ADVANCED SKt- avalLst* $450'month 287-3696 1 a\ 2 bedroom opts Good Luck on Finals1! CALTY PRODUCTS. INC.. 428 ClOUOH immediate Occupancy Houaea and Apartments for Rent F.,D gi STREET, BOWLING GREEN, OHIO 41402. Thanks for being such a greet roommlet Alpha Phi Lort Fields Alpha Phi 352-7464 or 823-7555 u 92, also subleasing second semester 91. Have a Greet Break!! (418)154-2844. 9 A 12 month leases' semester leases Good Luck on exam and Happy Hoedays' C^ Apartments 352 7365 L.IT.B Lots of love, Brenda Alpha Phi Sara Walton Alpha Phi Houaea for rent 1991 - 1992 school year Cal 364-2854 or 352-2330 after 6 " • • RICK HASSELKU3 ' ' * Alpha Phi Lisa and Heather Alpha Phi 1 Good Luck on your finals Study Hard! I sure am Good luck with exams and Happy Hoftdays! gonna miea you over break!' Have the best Howdy, a roommate needed to snare large Lots ol love Christmas and the Happieat New Year' (Wish I apartmenl Spring Furnished 2 Baths Lots of Alpha Phi Sara Walton Alpha Phi could be here with you. Have fun. and don't GREENBRIAR INC. space Rent negotiable beyond belief' An out- work too hard). Can't wait lor next semrater... standingopportunity Cal 354-6550 we're gonna have a lot more laughs and and AXO ■ N.cc4e Beck with ■ AXO NOW LEASING Last chance for Greet Apertment. ctoee to cam- greal times I Congratuaarttona on being selected pus AH utilities paid, rent negotiable Love. Outstanding Pledge) I 352-4509 Brenda I knew it al along. You are the beet! Men/ Christmas LitHe. Male needed to subteess Spring semester •LI.T.B Jen- Spring Semester (non-partter). $178/mo plus elec Free cable, "BETH WILLIAMS* very close to campus Cal 352-3752. Own WELL THIS IS IT, MY FORMAL GOOOBYE Rentals Available room' YOU'VE GIVEN ME THE BEST YEAR OF MY Baked Potato. Mate roommate needed for Spring Sem Futy UFE REMEMBER • "CLUELESS". I'M OK ARE YOU OK. THEOOO. OHI STATE. THE PRES- The last 4 months have been great, wonderful, furnished Apt W'cabte TV A 1 1/2 baths. A SURE OF A NAME". I DONT LIKE TINSEL! I spectacular, awesome I think you know what I QOOdtooatfon. $17Q/mo Can now 352-6403 • 2 Bedroom HAD SOME OF THE BEST TIMES. AND NOW mean. Christmas win be extra special with you One bedrm. apt. aval. Spring Semester I'M GOING TO MISS YOU A GREAT DEAL around • 1 Bedroom $325/mo Very close to campus • comer of TAKE-CARE, AND GOOD LUCK IN CLEVE- Love. Your Puppy Named Trek RUge and ThursBn A/C, Cal Cindy 352-5908 LAND! THANKS FOR BEING MY BEST or Valerie 354-6292 FPJEND- • Efficiencies JUUE A K A FLIP" continued on p. 19 Call 352-0717 for more information PARTY SMART ■■1e. Give BEER DRINKERS flfA.Mf.MCA another Christnm G. 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Douglas Dormen- Kim. Ke*\ Beth, end laurt* continued from p. 18 Sol. a? Tha Waatm? Bualad Window? I had a great Hma when we aaw Oroovemseter*. Chrtatmaa Ome is coming near. TOGoeoei BoeuRKHoeAHi Phona cafe? Tub or Koyatona? lea rum? !« Batty. Lisa. Jam*. Linda. you're a lot of funl Thanks again for saving me And finals are already here M08ERR08V CHHOeiSTMOBAS ROBOO and 3 In undkja? Encuaa ma. Whara R lt» end- Kate (Bumn Lookers) the other night Have an ancaiant honey Cal Study hard and do real wafl MOBATE' OB COBANT WOBAlT TOBO You ara tha baal nalghbora I could aak tor ma when you get beck Me ing macNnaa? Tha baal Hma avari Wave made soeEE voeou oeovoeER snoeEAKi No one wants grade* from hafl tha memoriae' Don'I lor gal mal Thank* tor baing Van lor ma. Hava a great Over braak, al of you ri be missing. L06OVE OeANOROBEOBA Lova. Chrlatmaa braak ■ tl man your amang lacaal 0ZDZDZDZ0ZDZ0Z02DZ0ZDZ And the atorioe of who youl be kleaingl Lova, (Ouaan Curing Iron) Sua IcaQuaan MEU*«A BREWtTER Marry Chnatmaa and Love Bundy P.S. - Yaa I dW hava a nlca trlpl PS Hockey Puckal No more? Happy 21st Birthday I m reformed'Rv? a few day* eartyt I love my HHef Thank* for afwaya being mere VorumeeretoPrograaa would eke to wan Chav. TAUOM. avaryona tha Happajet ol HoMaya and a graal You ara an aweaome triendi DOMHOOM FOMVEH. BABY I Haw Yaarl Hippy 23rd. Happy Graduation, and Marry -BigLangar How about some VYi Roee? LOVE ANO eeERRY CHRISTMAS Chrtatmaa I w* mlaa you. although my room wll OZ DZ DZ DZ DZ DZ DZ DZ DZ DZ DZ OZ Euchre? Orange peone? Alao. I would aka to lay oorvjreMaaone on Ora badaanarnow. Have e great X MM and al ouehng to Belay Rows and Berrw, tucker You Lova.Oygart the beet in the New Year! Tha oMcera ol Alpha Lambda Oaaa would eve n maHaUloVIP We wa maja you vary MM Happy Birthday Babel Love, thank al thoaa mambara who worked lo make I Another apace*, thank you to al volunlaari thai Too bad you're only turning 20 Hope you don't Nttl rho Holiday Party aauiilia—. Courtwy- PS Hope you get the rockl participated m al ol tna V I P program* We torn Into the bed afejg moving Into that room TO THE STUDENT COURT OAKO: St»w Ml, Stfvor Beta. !*• Chrtstmutirr* m Love. Jutto a Shrvawry appracaata your inlhi.ea.il and volunteer I Ml wamtad to wejh avaryona a a** and happy Inodryl Merry CrtrWrnaa Court. Iry to make liakMiafii Happy earty Birthday and Merry Chnatmaa to HOOOAY SEASON and to thank you tor mak MtteStober »ig ma a mamorabla eemeetar" A SPECIAL llrMMyou. Merry Chrtatmaal I lova you Tricta AKA Wtoka THANKSgoaa to my EXEC. STAFF, MY TWO You'raagraalguyloknow.Oavaw I owe! el Dm SECRETARIES ANO OUH ADVISOR OREO M I Hat Trick to the parsaa and to tna Me night phono cab I Matt - Wei. we've finely gotten together. I Juet couldn't hava dona It without youll Hopa to aaa 2 much 2 say i TraJnat AM wafts, Secretel The you ol nail yaarl kx* kxward lo some more good tmee In 1001 wanted to say Marry Chrtatmaa. Good luck on man. the fun. the mernonesl II rraae Ut Hava a graal Chnatmaa' DAN FOREMAN your Flneta and I want you to know that si the Thankaagaki. Love, lee You know who??? MCKRY CHMtTMASI ehort month* I've known you, you've come to THE CHIEF ICAE) I LOVE YOU. JENNY mean so much to me Thanks for everythlngl Have fun aiding Don't braak a lag • lova. Piece HI Hon. DAWN. Merry Chrtatmaa' Thirteen month* ago you Just wanted to My, "Good luck on your Exam* made me the fiapp.es t men In the world Now MERRY CHRISTMAS. JESSICA Buddy," and thai I can't wait HI braak starts so I we're corning upon our second Chrtatmaa Happy Hoideys to my favortte person * * A * * 4> * * * can cuddle under ft* quilt and play OW McDon together ami with every dey I am happier llove You make my Me wonderful! «wtthyoul Sound runTTALL OF MY LOVE " you so very much, and I always wR. Through Lova Always, DAVE everything, you've been my favorite me Qoofe- tkt. Pin Deft" MRteOoake" Phi Deft Love Always. Good luck on your finals! Dearaat Pooh, ngper. and Ftoo- Tony Love.Uea WEIL ERASE YOUR Now is the Hmo tor ma to leave Hundred Acre Wood n search ot me Meftalump ft isa (oorney that I must make atone. Eeyore has left us Holiday Wishes and good cheer To my COLLEGE LOAN. a»eady In search of it and one day eR of you wHI You're my one and only. We've shared so many Sands. Atan lahan who wM finely gat a chance special times-I want to thank you eapeciaty for begin your searches Don't worry. Dearaat to make the money he afwaya talks about To Dec. 1 K meant the work) to me Thanks for be- If you're stuck with a student loan that's not trtenda, lor I thai always be with you and you my Father. Constant Pleasure.'Pain Chna Pat- know wham to find me" ing here for me. II never atop needing you. I mon who showed me that diamond oh so high, hope you have a greet breaki See you at Swan- in default, the Army might pay it off. Forever -Piglet I to al the Nupea' To every Black Greek Organi- eon* zation the Alpha'* Delia's. Sigma'e. Sigma Al my love. If you qualify, we'll reduce your debt by Dee Zee * Dee Zee * Dee Zee Gemma Rho's. and Zeta't, Thanx for a sue- BIO MARY BECK ceesful aamealerl And thank you Tamfca, you'- 'h for each year you serve as a soldier, 1 Cong/alulaItonaon graduation! ve been Greet Happy Kawaruaa to al African • Skity and Dawn so after just 3 years you'll have a I wi mrsa you more than you know American Student*; eepeciatty those who aur- Think ot me when you get that uncontroeabie vtved the atruggte to Graduation don't forget Happy Exam Week We miss you and send al clean slate. our support urge lo laugh for no apparent reason the Black Communities that got you herel WR Al my Love, be tommg you In May! TnahandArwi You'll also have training in a choice ■IJLenge Cricket, Black Greek Council Pre*. Steph. Merry Chrtatmaa! of skills and enough self-assurance Our 4th together fund of hard to beeeve. huh? to last you the rest of your life. Ready for dinner at the Pub? Get all the details from your Army Recruiter. 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I stepped out of Howard's Club God& H late last Saturday night Into Bowling Green's brisk early a Market Square morning wind. A number of gin Hero and tonics had put a warm glow about me that even BG's wind at Bowling Green couldn't dissipate. fdltor: Dennis Robaugh Wiping red paint off my palms. by Dennis Robaugh Managing fdltor: Shelley Banks I chuckled to myself at how easily Aul»tant tailor: Fronk Esposito I had duped conservative pundit Scott Geringer Into believing I Krishna). Peeking out from under ture I've amassed about 600 Chief Photographer: John Potter was Jesus Christ. (Hey gang, or- his robe were a number of little credit hours... and yet no degree. Art Director: Sean Risser der back copies of The BG Hews, demons... the Bursar, the Office I'm older, balder, but no wiser. Fiction Editor: Zochory Pott God and Man at Bowling Green, of Registration and Records, Food We're In a Jail cell. Crouching Stall Mascot: Jivin' Ivon Vol. 73. Issue 58. (that's last Operations — all the groups that on a bunk nursing a bloody nose Wednesday) for background on could keep me from graduating Is a figure. Production Manager: Nancy Nelson this cryptic reference) by pointing out I owe the school "Yes, that's you, again. You're Production Supervisors: Gene Powell. Sean Risser 1 Get a few drinks In a conserva- money, by screwing with my 35 years old and the BG cops Production Assistants: Brian Green tive, and they'll believe anything grades, or by food poisoning picked you up at East Merry with ... even that a war in the Middle death. two 17-year-old freshman babes. Tim Mechley East Is a good Idea. 'Well... I don't want to go to They used you for a little night- Bill Newsted As I passed the Corner Grin, any more classes. Of course, I stick practice, too." Renee Parker however, I ran headlong Into a don't go to my classes now as It "Who's that guy In the other Derrick Ross bout of depression. It occurred to Is," I said. "But I would kind of bunk telling me I should've grad- me that December graduation like to hang out with my buddies uated and gotten the hell out of Advertising Manager: Jan Stubbs was Just one week away, and I and soak up the college scene a Bowling Green," I asked. Business Manager: Barb Miller would never stumble out of bit more." "That's Cralg Tallaferro. He Adviser: Robert Bortel Howard's again as a student of "Hey, you've gotta take the came back to school, but... well, Bowling Green State University. I good with the bad," Olscamp you know how he and Bowling would now be forced to enter the said. "Let me show you what Green get along. Come, we must work day world where I would your life would be like If you leave." Tt* Insider assume k pabamti my Prissy daring the academic be forced to prostitute my talents were to never graduate. Take my We walked Into the city council arm." chambers next. ye»rwrhrBo^ofSMen»r^blJ«iUo«of!V«iJ1«<>wnSlj«»Ur*- for money (not even a lot of versjtr. money), drown my liver with I reached out and grabbed the "What are we doing here," I OpMoot expruwd by OWB da not necessarily reflect the opht- booze and lose the rest of my hair sleeve of his robe. Wizard Ols- asked. "What do I have to do with to the stressful day-ln-day-out camp handed me a Molson and city government?" TV Insider masttbw and BowBng Green State Uniwirty »re equal grind that befalls anyone dumb downed one himself. "Well, nothing really." Ols- ut&KtartoeatDtoymmddorrt&talmbatotohkknlviilktS.- enough to choose a career In "Suck this down," he said. "It camp said. "Except there Is some Journalism. will take the edge off when we do strange connection In destiny be- New ■liSMJnd—IMsM "I wish I would never gradu- this traveling through time and tween you and Kevin Coughlln. ate," I screamed, raising my arms spsce crap." As long as you stay In school..." to the sky. We stepped off the curb, only Olscamp paused. From inside WHOMPI A muffled thunder- to almost have our feet sliced off "What wUl happen as long as I clap echoed through the down- by the wheels of a Harley. Sitting stay In school?" town streets and a flash of bright astride the hog were Dwlght D. Olscamp grabbed my shirt, The Insider light blinded me. Oh no, I Elsenhower and Buddha. held me In the air and screamed. thought. Flashback. The light "Excuse me," Ike said. "I think "AS LONG AS YOU STAY IN For 14 tense, action-filled, ad- And for those of you who have faded, only to be replaced by a I'm lost We're looking for..." SCHOOL KEVIN COUGHUN WILL Jectlve-lnden Itsuct the larger to see It to believe It, we offer cloud of sulphur-tinged yellow "Oh, don't tell me. You're look- BE MAYOR OF BOWLING than life figure of Jrvln' Ivan has some of the most breathtaking smoke. Standing In the middle of ing for the Chuck Travis hallucin- GREEN. SO YOU BETTER GET romped his way through our and Incriminating photos ever to the smoke was a caped man ation," Olscamp said. "It's two THE HELL OUT OF THIS pages. He's been depraved and capture Ivan's degenerate glory. topped with a tall pointed hat blocks down In a dirty apart- TOWN!!!" socially-conscious. He's been The little monster doesn't stand tumbling over his eyes. ment Hemingway's passed out A loud explosion and a flash of whlmlslcal and bitter. He's been still very often but our fearless "Cough! Gasp!" he gurgled. on the sidewalk. You can't miss bright light later, I found myself a sinner. He's been a saint. And photogs caught him when he "Choke! Wheeze!... Ill never get it- sprawled on the sidewalk outside now for the first time anywhere, wasn't looking. This Is quality the hang of this travel through Ike roared off, and we stepped of Howard's shaking the scent of Ivan P. Friday shares his deepest dorm door material. Clip and time and space crap." Into s fold In time and space. sulphur from my nose. thoughts and his darkest secrets Save. I stood rooted to the ground, WHOMP! We were soil In BG, A light rain had spilled large with you, our loyal readers. As the semester lurches to a my tongue danced upon the tops but everything seemed so much puddles of water In the streets. The Insider staff diligently and brain-rattling halt, we can't help of my shoes and my eyes hung different "Hey Dennis, are you okay?" painstakingly assembled the facts but feel a bit winsome and nos- down somewhere around my belt "We are In the future. Ignore Geringer asked me. He grabbed and fables surrounding Ivan to talgic. The birth of this pub- buckle. As the fellow with the that sulphur smell. Here, my my arm and picked me up off the create a pair of stories chroni- lication was violent and highly phallic cap straightened himself friend, Is your life." ground. He had Just left Howard- cling Ivan's tawdry misadven- emotional. Since that Inaugural out, I managed to put my face A figure was crouched on the s, and as usual he had a big- tures In the realms of politics and Issue we've combined the sensa- back together. But when I got my sidewalk outside of Up- haired sorority bimbo on each rock-n-roll These scathing ex- tionalist and the sincere to create eyes back Into my head and fo- town/Downtown nursing a arm. poses appear on pages four and what we truly believe Is BG's cused upon the man standing be- bloody nose. "Yeah, yeah." I said. Tin fine. six. hlppest student magazine. fore me, the suckers popped right "Is that..." You know, I'm graduating next We then ruthlessly provoked But shed no tears for The In- back out again. "Yes, that's you. Since you week." him (In actuality all It took was s sider. We'D be back next semes- University President Paul 01s- have nothing better to do you go "Yeah, I know," he answered. six-pack of Red White and Blue) ter, righteous Indignation and camp was standing before me out drlnklng with J1 vln' Ivan P. "Let's go home." Into speaking his mind on a bevy twisted sense of humor Intact. waving a crooked stick. Friday, and Invariably he gets And nobody seemed to notice of Issues Important to the Univer- Until then, have a happy holiday "HI Dennis," he said. "So you you Into a flstflght once a week that the two of us were walking sity community. Ivan not only be- and well meet you back here In wish you would never graduate, with cither the football team, the on top of the water. lieves he has a right to his own the spring. eh?" hockey squad or the Delta Zctas. Dennis Robaugh, a graduating opinion, he feels you have a right One more cryptic ending: Only now did I notice that 01s- "There's more." The great wi- Journalism major. Is a tired, shat- to his opinion too. The blabber- Intense, Indecent, In effect. In- camp was adorned In the garb of zard whisked me through time tered, bitter man and editor of mouth spills his guts on page sider. a wizard (or else he was Hare once again. Ten years Into the fu- The Insider. five. The editors. Friday, December 14, 1990 Gift demolition is easy way out by D*on Wh««l«r contributing writer

It's that time of year again. Christmas bells are ringing. Jack Frost Is nipping at your nose and the malls are really crowded. X-mAS The Christmas season Is now official!y here and time Is run- ning out for all those last minute REUIEUI shoppers who always seem to find the perfect gift. But occasionally, that perfect plosion of the Weeble. gift Is sometimes less than per- Lastly you have to deal with fect, which leaves you In an un- the embarassment of opening up desirable position In which all a package and finding yet an- you can say Is, "Thanks Aunt other package of, oh no!, Fruit of Ruth. It's just what I always the Looms. But don't worry, I wanted." know that your stock of under- But don't take It so hard, un- wear has exceeded the legal limit, Insider/John Potter Insider/John Potter wanted Christmas gifts can be a but there are other uses for lot of fun. I'm sure David Letter- underwear, especially Fruit of Example* of rotten Christmas gifts — Asbestos-laden fire suits (left) and heavy Industrial equipment. man can find a good use for the Loom. them. The Red Hot Chill Peppers One day I was actually clean- found a use for those faithful ing my dorm room and acciden- tube socks that show up every tally knocked over a half full bot- year under the decorated pine. tle of beer. I mean apple Juice, I have a few Ideas of my own and couldn't find a towel or nap- StiiBTT* on how to have a good time with kin to stop the flow. The Juice gu- M ^iw's unwanted Christmas gifts, and shed across my desk, forming a Federal Express get rid of them In the process. river which was headed for my UPS Living In a dorm can be tough final copy, eight page, took- due to Inconveniences from the me-three-weeks-to-do, research Express Mail lack of modern technological paper. In a time of desperation, gadgets. Grandparents seem to be the only thing I could find was OPEN 9:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. at** Prmt, ma. quick to buy these sometimes my last clean pair of Fruit of the hazardous devices which will Looms. I snatched them up, sop- IS THE SEASON fei supposedly make your life easier. ped up the mess and discovered a FOR SAFETY... m* For example, automatic toe- new qulcker-plcker-upper. T • *• •«' S3 nail clippers sound effective, but So this Christmas, open your really serve no purpose. Read the eyes and your mind and think of LIVE COMEDY directions carefully and note the some creative things to do with WARNING, DO NOT USE FOR: your unwanted Christmas gifts. To7oTgoc»oo««a«oS3 «. » page. The only way to have fun with automatic toe-nail clippers uno uno uno uno MERRY CHRISTMAS ! Is to do the things that It tells you TO not to do. Don't be afraid to use them on the family dog or while ALL BGSU STUDENTS taking a bath. The sudden shock RESERVE YOUR SPOT NOW will only enhance the enjoyment FOR THE W@ of ownership. Eventually the * FREE ADMISSION* clippers will fizzle and die, but NEW YORK CITY TRIP don't be sad, there's plenty more gifts where that came from. Buses leave: 11:00 p.m. Fri. Jan 18 If you have small children at Return: around 7:00 Mon. Jan 21 home, steal one of their gifts and experiment on it. A classic toy Cost: $135 upon sign up. are the Weebles. You may have seen the commercial that has a Includes transportation nifty song that sings,"Weebles wobble, but they won't fall & quad occupancy rooms. down." What Weebles are are small potato shaped people that RESERVATIONS A INFORMATION are heavy at one end. therefore »Sign up by Dec. 19th they sway, or wobble, and don't 354-7499 fall over. SHOWTIMES Here's the fun part. Take a Weeblc and put It under the back J Do It Now! DEC. 14815 - 8810:30 PM tire of your car. Start the car and DEC. 21822 - 9PM slowly run over and back across DEC. 28829 - 9PM the adorable little Weeble. Repeat "Two Beverage Mtn ■ this several times and then get CIAO office 3rd f ACROSS out of the car to see If the Weeble COMEDY wobbled and didn't fall down. 2-2343 Qmnwood Cwitra FROM 1616 E WoosterSt SO BGSU STADIUI.'. CAUTION: this Is an untested CLUB project and may result In the ex- TT I II -! Jill Friday, December 14, 1990 \ ihBlDER Comfortably Dumb Life as rocker left Ivan a shattered man matter though, I'm much better the other members of the band by Daon WhMltr than him anyway." decided to ask Syd to leave. contributing writer "We had a gig in Calais and Syd Syd knew It was time that he wouldn't even get off the tour go. It was either leave or die and bus," said Pink Void keyboardist. Syd was much too young to die. In the late '60's. a musical Steven Left. "He just sat there He had done too many shows and group rose out of the dense Eng- and sang some depressing lyrics too much drugs. He was left out lish music scene providing a about puppyblrds." to dry In a saturated world and unique sound that was comfort- This was sadly only the begin- then disappeared, only surfacing ing and welcome by all. They ning. Syd Friday went on to per- once more, at a Pink Void record- Pink Void during their pmedo-rock heyday • (left to right) Steven Left, topped all the rock charts and In form other mentally disturbing ing session In which the album Roger Dodgers. AndrewSqulgmond, Ivan Syd Friday, Leonard Koznowskl no time were recognized world- acts like shaving his head for a they were recording, Wish You wide. This quartet, named Pink performance In Germany and Weren 't a Lunatic, was dedicated I Void, rocked England and the en- proposing to his pet hamster. to him. Syd showed up at the re- ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ tire world for about a year until Syd drove his band members cording overweight and wearing mental unstableness struck lead crazy also, Inspiring Dodgers to a trench coat and hat. singer and guitarist Ivan "Syd" later write and compose two Friday, marking his downfall and smash-hit albums entitled The Syd Friday was finally put to THE VIDEO SPECTRUM eventual disappearance from so- Ball and Darkslde of a Partially rest when he decided to change ciety. Lighted Room. his name to Ivan and get on with "THE VIDEO FUN PLACE TO BE" "Everything was going great," his life. But one should never for- B.G.'s Largest Selection of Video said Pink Void bassist Roger After a year of putting up with get the Impact that he made on Dodgers. "And then It happened, inconsistent practicing, drug the music world and the awful Entertainment With Over 13,000 Movies Syd Just snapped. It really didn't overdoses and catatonic lyrics, amount of drugs he consumed. Close to Campus Bowl 'N' Greenery' Rock Gossip by Frank Etpottto All you Can Eat assistant editor "All The Love And Laughs And Chaos 11:30 - 2:00 $3.99 LOCAL MUSIC QUESTION One Could Ever Want In A Movie." 4:00 - 7:00 $4.50 OF THE WEEK - WHAT DO • Soup 'n' Salad YOU WANT FOR CHRIST- • Hot Entrees MAS? - ONLY IN THE IN- • Baked Potato w/ Sour Cream SIDER! • Choice of Beverage "My own music club." — Billy Hanway, owner, Had Hatter Mu- sic Co. Located in the University Union "A real job." — Andy Huff- Quantum 90 card accepted 4-7 only tor on campus students man, The Fred and Andy Show.WBGU-FM Quantum 90 card accepted all day lor oft campus students "The return of the sense of '**—e*e*****»e***»*»*e**»»e*e***»tee**e»*»»*»—**+*»*»i community In the local scene. And a recording contract for Phantom Circus." — Dave Pomeroy, Phantom Circus "I'd like to sec the Replace- HOWARD'S club H ments get back together." — Derek Wolfgram 210 N. Main 352-9951 "A recording contract with Def SCANDAL. LUST. DISASTER. INTRIGUE. Jam." — Arils Moore, Black ..and the invitations haven't even gone out yet! Winds of Music "Smiles on the faces of children everywhere - and a set of AA bat- GLASS CITY ALL STARS teries." — Mike Wing. Vambo Marble Eye Some times The Wedding Picture Doesn't Tel! The Real Story! "We'd like to get signed with a TIJWHSTllNl PICTURES r~ . — ~» SILVER -SCREEN PARTNERS IV big advance for signing." — Mike . MARTIN BRECMAN r-»- -BETSYS WEDDING" ALAN ALDA JOEV BISHOP MADELINE KAHN Wednesday. Dec. 12 CATHERINE OHARA JOE PESO ALLY SHEEDYBURT YOUNG -MOU VRINGWALD.-w Bove. Big Hunk O'Cheese ..... BRUCE BROUGHTON ft~w*tw*.KELVIN PIKE III *««., MARTIN BREGMAN thru "Hair and a tummy tuck." — _ IOUISA STROLLER •—-tan-.. ALAN ALDA Saturday. Dec. IS Jim Cummer, manager, Record AVAILABLE ON VHS & BETA VIDEOCASSETTE Den "A CD player. I'm one of the 18-20 Welcome few people who doesn't have $2.00 cover after 9:30 one. But I don't think I'll get It." — D. George Kraynak, Dutch 21 and Over Crumbs "A new pair of shoes. The ones 11 2 E. Washington 352-41 71: $1.00 cover after 9:30 I've got are like little sponges and when I stand In the snow or rain Wooster St. to S. Main St. to E. Washington ;j HOURS: they soak up the water." — Eric Mon.-Thurs. 10-10; Fri. & Sat. 10-11; Sun. 11-10:J Mon.-Sat.: Noon 'til 2:30 a..m. Kllnger, Dutch Crumbs Sunday: 2:00 p.m. 'til 2:30 a.m. "The lost chord that guarantees A Local Business Run By Local People i Internal bliss without the need * Mini-Pitchers Every Day* for financial success." — Chuck Travis, the bitterest man In rock-n-roll V •-*■'• ^'-' Friday. Decembei 14, 1990

JIVE TALKIN'l IVAN SPEAKS!

On the Bursar i "Dldja ever they gotta do to straighten this have a suckerblte? I mean a real- whole thing out Is to slap the ly bad one, thai only bleeds If ya Peace Coalition byline on one of scratch It and doesn't go down If Scott Gerlnger's columns and slat ya wrap It up. Well that's klnda hl3 on one of their rebuttals. It r seems pretty simple to me. And like the Bursar to me, It Just bleeds ya and It's always there, that Travis guy • ouch! I guess It's makln' ya feel all self-conscious. nothing that a stiff gag and a cou- The Bursar Is the University's ple of Navajo virgins couldn't equivalent of tapeworm." fix!"

On USG : "They're gettln' more On BG Basketball i "I really done than they used to but I still think this Is the year Jimmy's gotta wonder about that Coughlln boys are gonna put It all together kid! I mean to be that career- Ivan files high wtth Insider Managing Editor Shelley Banks. and make P.J. Olscamp's cheru- minded and all at his age...It bic face light up when the sends chills down my spine, I tell NCAA's and national television ya. Y'know, I had a cousin like coverage come a-callln'. If I could Coughlln once, all wrapped up In dunk like Joe Moore, I'da never shameless self-promotion and all. left the playground. Ever." Now he's workln' part-time at a Pic-Way In Tupelo, Hlsslsslpl. On the Health Center i "I went Take heed, Kev, take heed." there with this genital rash once. I still have nightmares. I never On East Merry i Kids are gonna knew bacteria had eyes." be kids and kids are gonna drink. That's Just college - ya can't do On IPCO : "I've been talking to nothln' about It. It looked like the myself for years. The class did BG cops were lookln' for some nothing for me." nlghtstlck-swlngln' practice, that's all." On the Rec i "Anyplace I can scope sweating co-eds all day On progressives i "I don't can't be that bad. Heh-heh." know why any red-blooded American girl would want to look On campus mall i "I used to like that Robert Smith guy or have a two-legged Scottish terrier whatever. White skin and red named Felipe that could get the lipstick Is OK for street mimes but mall there quicker. Didn't have to ya gotta draw the line." pay him either." On dorm life i "It rocks. I never Ivan ponders the future of the Relics wtth Aussie buddies Andrew Farrlss and Michael On the Greek system : Maybe had the chance to enjoy venereal Hutchence oflNXS there's some attraction to think- disease In high school." ing In groups of 30 or more but I don't see It ' On Ivan Groger (BG On off-campus parties i News wire editor): "A stlnklr "Maybe If somebody would poseur! That's all he Is! Been Just/n vlte the cops they wouldn't iryln' to steal my act since day show up." one. I don't care If he thinks he is the 'King of Queens,' he's a On The Insider i "Y'know when clown." these clowns approached me In August, I was klnda shaky. I On final exams i "A true test by mean Robaugh and Potter spelled lofty professors who want to see trouble any way ya looked at It. how much Information your grey As for Esposlto, well ya know matter can absorb In one night what they say about those high- before It explodes." strung ethnic types - especially eyc-tal-yuns. And that Banks On MUU VanUll i "I can't figure chick! Jeez Louise! I can't even out how they did It I was at a look at an electric blonde without dam Joint In Pittsburgh once and getlng this twitch In my thigh! "Smoke On The Water" came on And this Rlsser goon! Talk about the Jukebox. So I Jump on the an ego trip! What's thai Una about table and start playln' air guitar absolute power corrupting abso- and lip-synchln' and I get club- lutely? Case In point. But they did bed with a bottle of Mlchelobl OK, considering they had me These guys sold seven million dlmbln' libraries, shootln' can- albums before they got caught! It nons, offerin' condoms, drivln' Just don't flggcr!" zambonls, and all that other stuff. Yeah. I'll be back In Spring Hey Hud wrestling used to be Ivan'« favorite sport. Then he discovered religion. On BO **w. tot*mni.ts, AH Msscr! Easy on th< gray screta!" Scandals stain Ivan's dark past It seems that Ivan had made an by Scott D*katch enemy of Mrs. Nixon when he In- contributing writer sulted her on nationwide televi- sion. "Cronklte's Interviewing me Ivan P. Friday'* tainted career and asks about my relatlnshlp has even landed him In the politi- with her," Ivan explained. "I told cal bullring. Covering the 1972 the truth — that she was lousy In Presidential election. Ivan found bed." himself In a pickle of sorts when Despite Ivan's persistence, the he was detained In a voting booth truth about this woman's Identity by a 5'8" electric blonde bran- has been disputed. dishing a rather large bottle of "It couldn't have been Mrs. ripple. Nixon She was with me on elec- "Next thing I know, I'm walk- tion night." claimed a man who ing funny and Nixon wins by a would only Identify himself as landslide," he recollected. "Deepthroat" The exact Identity of this "But I'll bet my bottom dollar It mysterious lledean woman Is was Nancy Sinatra." unknown. However, Ivan vehe- Ivan does not think so. Such celebrity ptls as Ray Charles helped Ivan pull his weight In the realm of American politics. mently Insists that It was Pat "So what If I reneged on my Nixon. gambling debt to Ol' Blue Eyes? tly, she was enrertainingthe Sinatra. "Who Is this guy? I never his election mishaps. That smell...I think It was He wouldn't send HER after troops hi Southeast Asia.' gambled with anyone named "It HAD to be her. I don't care Noxema. It could only be Pat," me."Ivan said. "Why I would send her after Ivan." what anybody says. Before long, said Ivan. "Besides, If I remember correc- anyone Is beyond me,"stated Although former president they'll be telling me It was some Nixon declined to comment, Mrs. mesmerizing magazine editor," Nixon denied Ivan's allegations. he furiously Insisted. "I'm 5'6" and don't drink vum- ripple," she said. As for politics? I4eit Ivan still blames Pat Nixon for "You can have them."

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ESPN Jake Getting Fit In Motion Nation s Business Today SportsCtr Varied Programs Getting Fit

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DAYTIMEAFTERNOON 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 O Price News Young and the Restless Bold. Bea As the World Turns Guiding Light GerakJo Donahue o Sesame St Midday Country Practice Coronation Take the High Road Dolt Taikabout Danger Bay Video Hits Five Thirty ID Price Newsg Young and the Restless Bold. Bea As the World Turns Guiding Light Oprah Winfrey g Golden Girls Cosby Show CD Marsha W. News Generations Days ol Our Lives g Another World Santa Barbara Gro Pains ALFQ Donahue W Home Match Game Loving g All My Children One Life to Live General Hospital Geraldo Hard Copy News m Instructional Varied Instructional Programming Varied Reading Sesame Street g Mr Rogers Varied £9 Instructional Instructional Programming Movie Sesame Street g Mr Rogers Sq 1 IV

S3 Varied Jeannie Laverne Odd Couple Too Close New Beaver Flintstooes Peter Pan DuckTale's Chip-Dale Tiny Toon Highway to Heaven g 0D Newsline H mooner 1 Love Lucy Andy Griffith B. Hillbillies Quiz Kids Chipmunks Peter Pan Chip-Dale Tale Spin Tiny Toon Head Clss Facts of Life

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FRIDAY EVENING DECEMBER 14,1990 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 a Nun CBS News PM Mag Red-Nosed Reindeer Movie The Kid Who Loved Christmas News Newhart Arsenio Hall a News Www Alive Sketches Street Legal Tommy Hunter Journal News Good Rockm Tonite Blue Knight CD Nem CBS N»ws Wh Fortune Jeopardy1 Red-Nosed Reindeer Bitty Graham Crusade Dallas News Edition Amenca-Nite ID News NBC News Ent Tonight Night Court Quantum Leap Night Court Wings Midnight Caller News Tonight Show Letter man W Personalities ABC News Cur Aflair Family Feud Movie The Kid Who Loved Christmas 20/20 Arsenio Hall Nightline Spotlight o Chrislmas Business MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Wash Week wail St Doctor Who EastEnders Mystery1 69 MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Business McLaughlin Wash Week Wall St Greal Performances

89 Belvedere Charles Boss' Mama NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Boston Celtics MarDlehead Barney M Twil. Zone Movie: At the Circus

CD Gro Pains Family Ties Boss' Boss' NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Boston Celtics News M'A'S'H Preview Wanted

EtM Sr Gall SportsLook SportsCtr Ski World Skiing U S Men's Comp Figure Skating Work) Cup Greal American Events SpeedWeek SportsCtr College Basketball

THC POW The Escape Movie Big Business' Movie Crack House Movie "Dad

SATURDAY AFTERNOON DECEMBER 15,1990 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 O Kid Loved Christmas College Football: NCAA Division l-AA Championship NFL Today NFL Football Redskins at Patriots o Sesame Street Anything Disability Gardener Frsh'n Driver's Seat Porsche Sports weekend ID Bill S Ted Pee-wee College Football NCAA Division l-AA Championship NFL Today NFL Football Redskins at Patriots ID Saved Bell Inside Stulf NFL Live NFL Football Buffalo Bills at New York Giants SportsWortd

• Bugs S Iwwly Little Rosey Scooby Doo TBA Snakmaster Senior PGA Golf: New York Lile Champions College Basketball 9 P Franey La Cookm Cooking Garden Gourmet Ok) House Woodwnght Woodwnght Hometime Hometime Austin City Limits Long Ago & Far Away ■ Vets Only Fred Trost MotorWeek Streamside Old House Garden Woodwnght Momelim.' Gourmet Cooking Is It Antique Alexander Tracks Cartoomn 69 WWF Wrestkng Movie It Started in Naples Movie: "The Last Unicorn'' Tenn Tun Tiny Toon Dummy New Beaver 09 Bobbins Snakmaster Children s Chanties Christmas Parade Movie The Big Sky" Preview Andy Griffith Charles

E$m Star Shot NFl College Basketball Princeton at Rutgers Tennis Compaq Grand Slam Cup Spmt of Adventure

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SATURDAY EVENING 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 | 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O NFL Football News Woman's Take Kids Lenny Movie. Foxfire [News Movie: The Mummy" o Saturday Report Real Fishing Don Cherry NHL Hockey Si Lous Blues al Toronto Maple Leals News Night Music ID NFL Football News Cash Exp Take Kids Lenny Movie: Foxfire News Star Search IB News NBC News Entertainment Tonight Amen Fanelii Boys Golden Girts Empty Nesl Bob Hope Chnstmas News Saturday Night Live 80 Movie The Kid Who Loved Christmas Young Riders China Beach Twin Peaks Arsenio Hall American Gladiators 9 Long Ago Newtons Lawrence We* Show Great Performances Austin City Limits 9 European Tony Brown Lawrence Werk Show Wonderful World of Disney Movie "Where Eagles Dare Movie: Ambush Bay CD America s Most Wanted Against the Law Video Haywire Cops Chronicles Star Trek Comic Stnp: Late Night Movie: "Jaws 3 9 3 s Co Emergency Star Trek Next Gener Video Haywire Cops Chronicles Billy Graham Crusade M-A-S'H Movie; "Ants!" tm Horse Racing SportsCtr College Basketball Alabama al North Carolina College Basketball: Loyola-Marymount at Oklahoma SportsCtr Muscle Magazine

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SUNDAY AFTERNOON DECEMBER 16,1990 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 .{:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 r.:00 5:30 a Jesse JacKson SportsCtt NFL Today NFL Football Minnesota Vikings at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Ski Snow Medal ol Honor o Coronation Best Years Meeting Place Canada Hymn Sing Sunday Arts Entertainment Sunday Arts Entertainment Sunday Arts Entertainment Grizzly Adams ID Randy Ayers Jay Eck Beauty NFL Today NFL Football: Minnesota Vikings at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Kingdom Pax) Prog All-American ID Shut-ins Mass School Quiz NFLLrve NFL Football: FMtsburgh Steeters at New Orleans Saints NFL Football Bengals at Raiders m Tomorrow Week-David Brinfcfcty Close-Up Business Home Again Senior PGA Goll New Yor« Lite Champions Arnold Palmer Athletes and Addiction m Tony Brown Heritage Adam Smith Wall St. Bradshaw on Homecoming Arctic Wars Bookmark Editors One on One McLaughlin Firing Line Market SD Long Ago Newtons Firing Line Adam Smith Power m the Pacific Sabbath Bride Nova Lawrence Weft Show Nat Cole Hearth

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SUNDAY EVENING 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News 60 Minutes Murder, She Wrote Sinatra 75: The Best Is Vet to Come News Siskel Insport Arsemo HaH O Bonanza Family Hour Back to the Beanstalk Brian Orser. Skating Free Venture News Movie: "Koich" ID News CBS News 60 Minutes Murder. She Wrote Sinatra 75 The Best Is Vet to Come News Movie: "The Winds ol Kitty Hawk ID NFL Football Ferns B Saved Bell Movie Back to the Future Parenthood News Byron Allen Night ol in. ® ABC News Video Lite Goes On Videos Funniest Movie: "The Witches ol Eastwick Editors Snakmaster Doctor Is In m Lawrence Welk Show Geographic Nature Movie "Glory Enough tor All Mosaic Ideas Umv Forum Defense © Ideas Goes to War Austin City Limits Nature Race to Save the Planet Movie: Glory Enough lor AH" No. Hon No. Hon

60 Star Trek Next Gener True Colors Parker L In Color Get a Lile Mained GoodGnel Comic Strip live Super Force Fn me 13th Series Pen III

133 Star Search True Colors Parker L In Color Get able Married GoodGnef Comic Strip Lrve M'A-S-H M-A-S-H K Copeland Work) Vision

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MONDAY EVENING DECEMBER 17,1990 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O Nev.5 CBS News PM Mag Shade Mapr Dad Murphy B Design W Trials ol Rosie O'Neal News Newhart Arsento Hall o News Monitor Mom PI bona Boyd in Concert Black Tide Journal News SCTV Persuaders ID News CBS News Wh. Fortune Jeopardy' Shade Maior Dad Murphy B Design W Trials ot Rosie O'Nal News Edition America-Nite ID News NBC News Ent Tonight Night Court Mickey s Christmas Carol Movie: "A Mom lor Christmas" News Tonight Show Letter man S> Personalities ABC News Cur Atlair New Kids MacGyver NFL Football San Francisco 49ers at Los Angeles Rams Arsento Had 9 Christmas Business MacNed/Lehrer Newshour Christmas at Pops American Experience Borderhne Medicine EastEnders Nature 60 MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Business wad Am Education Be Light American Experience Borderline Medicine Served Mysleryi O Belvedere Charles Boss' Mama Movie: "Boys Town Star Trek: Next Gener Barney M Twil Zone Movie Strange Cargo 60 Gro Pains Family Ties Boss? Boss' Movie Bright Lights. Big City News M-A-S"H M'A'S'H Preview Hunter

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TUESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 18,1990 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News PMMag Rescue 911 Movie Fietch Lives News Newhart Arsenio Hall o News Babar Babar 5th estate GST and You Journal News SCTV Rising Damp o News CBS News Wh Fortune Jeopardy1 Rescue 911 Movie Flefch Lives" News Edition America-Nile IS News NBC News Ent Tonight Night Court Mattock In the Heal ol the Night bleslones News Tonight Show Letterman Q) Personalities ABC News Cur Allan Family Feud Boss' Head Clss Roseanne Coach thirty something Arsenio Hall Nightlme Rick Ders m Christmas Business MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Nova Frontline Death Throes ol Apartheid EastEndeis Ohio Bus American Experience m MacNeil/Lehref Newshour Business Wild Am Nova Frontline Death Throes ol Apartheid Served Movie. Glory Enough lor All SB Belvedere Charles Boss' Mama Barney M NBA Basketball: Detroit Pistons at Milwaukee Bucks Barney M Twil. Zone Wife Versus Secretary" 8D Gro Pains Family Ties Boss' Boss? Pistons NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Milwaukee Bucks News M-A'S-H Preview Hunter

OM NBA Today SportsLook Sponsor College Basketball Kentucky at Indiana College Basketball: Perm Slate at Temple SportsCtr College Basketball

TMC Mov* Homeooy' Movie: "P.OW. The Escape Movie: Ernest Saves Christmas ]Movie: Backfire

WEDNESDAY EVENING DECEMBER 19,1990 6:00 | 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 O News CBS News [pMMag. Frosty Chart* Br. Jake and the Fatman wtou News Newhart Arsenio Ha» o News Auto Racing: NASCAR Night Heat Nature of Things Journal News SCTV My Gal A News CBS News Wh Fortune Jeopardy1 Frosty CharkeBr Jake and the Fatman WIOU News Edition America-Nite OB News ■ttivi News Em. Tonight Night Court Unsolved Mysteries Dear John Christmas in Washington News Tonight Show Letterman k. s Personalities ABC News Cur Allan Family Feud Wonder Yr Gro. Pains DoogieH Married P Koppel Report Arsenio Hall Nightline Rick Dees • Christmas [Business MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Russell Lrve From Lincoln Center Musical Kids EastEnders Art Beat Innovation * MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Nightly Business Report Saddam H Live From Lincoln Center Russell Served American Experience CD Belvedere Charles Boss' NBA Basketball: Chicago Bulls at Detroit Pistons Star Trek: Next Gener Barney M Twit. Zone 'Tarzan, ID* Ape Man"

Gro Pains Family Ties Boss' NBA Basketball: Detroit Pistons at Chicago Bulls News M'A-S'H M'A'S'H Preview Hunter

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TMC Movie Eddie and the Cruisers II Eddie Lives' (Movie. "Down Twisted Movie "River ol Death" Movie. "Cobra"

THURSDAY EVENING DECEMBER 20,1990 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 o News CBS News PM Mag Wiiind Flash Doctor Knots Landing News Newhart Arsenio Hall o News On Road Emergency Adnenne Clarkson CODCO Kids in the Hal Journal News Night at the Races CD News CBS News Wh Fortune Jeopardy! College Basketball GramtHing State at Toledo Knots Landing News Edition Amenca-Nite CD News NBC News Ent. Tonight Night Court Cosby Show Oil. Work) Cheers Grand LA Law News Tonight Show Letterman €D Personalities ABC News Cur Affair Family Feud Father Dowling Mysteries Gabriel s Fire Pnmetime Live Arsenio Hall Nightline RK* Dees ffl Christmas Business MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Wild Am Butterflies Mystery! Gallbladder Operation EastEnders Journal Frontline CD MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour Business Wild Am Thurs Nile Old House Mystery! Joy to the Work) Served? Thurs Nile Ideas CD Belvedere Charles Boss' Mama Simpsons Babes Beverly Hills. 90210 Star Trek Next Gener Barney M Twil. Zone Movie "Riffraff - - CD Gro Pains Family Ties Boss' Boss' Simpsons Babes Beverly Hills. 90210 News M'A-S'H M A S"H Preview Hunter Esm ThBreds SportsLook SportsCtr College Basketball Loyola-Marymount at LSU Boxing SportsCtr College Basketball

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