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Rotunda - Vol 72, No 4 - Sep 21, 1992

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Vandals Despoil Frazer Students are fuming over the feces nounced (TBA) rageous fees to penalize, give each discoveredonfourthfloorFrazer. Ac- -On Friday, September 11, both floor a chance to do the right thing." cordingtoMichaelHerndon,Frazer's elevators broke d9wn due to over­ Steve Dealph, Longwood's Greek Residence Education Coordinator crowding. Affairs Coordinator disagreed. "Fra­ (REC), an unknown individual def- Approximate cost: TBA ternities must be held accountable for ecated in Frazer's north stairwell on -On Saturday, September 12, a its members, and they must make sure Sunday, September 6, 1992. Longwood desk aide was assaulted by each and every member is following That and similar incidents of van- non-students and injured, including the Longwood and Hall policies and dalism have sparked concern from various lacerations and a broken nose. assisting in cleaning up." students and administrators alike. -On Saturday, September 12, a "The cleaning up of common ar­ "Residents of Frazer are getting window near the Commons Room was eas," he continues, "is a responsibil­ sick and tired of shelling out money, shattered. ity and service that Greeks should be for the ignorance of a few," states Approximate cost: TBA willing to do." Herndon. -On Thursday, September 17, an- The Housekeeping Department To help deal with the increasing other windoy; was broken by the front was contacted in regard to the $200.00 rash of violence .and vandalism, a door entrance. fee charged to clean the human meeting took place on Monday, Sep- Approximate cost: TBA excrament found in Frazer. tember 14, at 7:00 in the Frazer study -At various unknown times, win- Dan Weatherman, an employee of lounge. dow screens were removed and/or the Longwood Housekeeping Depart­ The purpose of the meeting was to damaged in several areas throughout ment tried explained, "It took two address the series of incidents that had the building. employees, and some special equip­ taken place in Frazer this year. The · Although many of the incidents ment to solve the problem." goal of the meeting was to develop happened on "fraternity" floors, the The special equipm~nt that he Officials from Intramurals and Campus Recreation cut the grand opening ribbon for the fitness trail. and help implement strategies for Greeks of Frazer believe that they are spoke of was sand, a shovel, gloves, dealing with future problems. being unduly singled out as culprits masks, and a mop. All of these items The group was composed Hall for the problems. are easily accessible on campus. Council members, Resident Assis- Chris Porter, president of Pi Kappa Those workers who cleaned up the Campus Gets Into Shape tants, fraternity officers, as well as Phi, feels that the administration acts excrament were paid their normal other concerned students. Tim too quickly to put out negative re­ wages. Melvin Moore, the head of By Chris Young Pierson, the new Dean of Students, marks and says nothing positive. Housekeeping was unavailable for Staff Writer Dave Rettig, Director of Housing, "Everybody needs a pat on the comment inregard to the exact fees The anticipation was in the air at work involved. over five hundred signers ofa petition Steve Dealph, Longwood's Greek back, even Greeks," he says: "We do involved in the $200.00 charge. the opening ceremony of the fiu1ess Collum was responsible for main- circulated among the student body .. Affairs Coordinator, offered advice a lot for Longwood." One angry student exclaimed that trail. taining relations with SouthWood This support proved to the desire and information as Mr. Herndon Mike Macfarlane, president of Al- this was a "revenue scam," but he was The fitness trail was officially Coqx>ration, the company which sold on campus for such a fitness trail, an chaired the meeting. pha Sigma Phi stated, "The finger is assured by administrators that this was opened on September 16, at6:30 p.m. the equipment to Longwood at an ap­ so the lntermurals Department was A chronological orderof the events being pointed al us (Greeks) even not the case. Campus Intermurals and Recreation proximate cost of $4,000. given the go ahead. that occurred is: though 75% of the campus are in the Many other students voiced their Department offi_ciated at the ribbon- Longwood coaches have been rig -On Thursday, September 3, a fire buildingonweekends... wearerespon­ concerns about what they felt was th~ cutting ceremony. An additional $2,000 went towards orously conditioning their athletes b extinguisher was discharged on the sible for any damage on our hall and "mishandling of student damage de­ shipping and handling fees. use of the trail. Some total fitness fourth floor. chapter room, but nothing else. Hous­ posits," as one student put it. Free gifts were handed out to the . SouthWoodguaranteesthetrailequip­ aerobic classes have been using the Approximate Cost $30.00 to re- ing wanted to charge us for cleaning Other examples given by students first twenty people, who were given a ment for ten years. trail also. fill extinguisher and $75.00 to clean up the stairwell, even though it was a ofsupposed exorbitant fees were such choice of one free taco from Taco Bell The idea of a fitness trail is not new According to one member of the up the hallway. common area." as being charged to repaint a donn or an intermural mechanical pencil. to the governing bodies of the college. Intermural Department, all people, -On Friday, September 4, a Mike Herndon disagrees. "The room that never got painted and pay­ Tara Popperwill and Joe Collum In fact, when the idea was initially both on and off campus, are invited to vacuum cleaner was stolen from the incidents in question happened around ing to remove or replace an items in bath gave speeches to introduce the proposed three years ago and rejected try the trail at least once. maid's closet. the time Greeks were having their rooms, only to find it still there when trail to the Longwood College at the then, as well as each year thereafter, Approximate cost $200. events. Fraternities set the status quo upon returning. ceremonial cutting of the ribbon. until the 1991-92 academic year. Department members also -On Sunday, September 6, some- in Frazer. No one blames them, but David Rettig, the Director of Hous­ The fitness trail is two miles long, feel that the more use the campus ge ~ one defecated on the fourth floor stair- they have to take a look at how their ing, pointed out that there was no time with ten activity stations. The trail It was accepted this year because out of the trail,. the less oppositio well. social events may attract unfavorable as of yet to repair or exchange dam­ encircles the campus, and starting and of support from the Student Govern­ there will be to additional projects o Approximate cost: $200 people and cause a not so positive aged items, but offered no real answer ending at Iler Gym. ment Association, then Dean of Stu­ this nature. -On Monday, September 7, shav- effect on the community. to the question asked by many stu­ Though the trail was assembled by dents Sue Saunders, Vice President In the future, the Intermtiral5 ing creme was sprayed along the fourth No matter who is at fault, no one dents present at the Frazer meeting the entire recreational staff, Collum for Student Affairs Phyllis Mable, as Department will add more stations a. tloor. • can argue the fact that vandalism is a "Why are we continually being and Popperwill did the majority of the well as many others, including the the college expands. Approximate cost: $75 costly act. No students knows this as charged for repairs that never come?'' -On Friday, September 11, a water well as the residents of Frazer. Security was also a major concern Steve Dealph commented, "Our minimum of$300 to have it repaired. ternities assist with the cleaning o fountain pulled from wall on third "In the 90-9 I school year, the ap- at the meeting. Most students favored students in general, greek and non­ It is not uncommon to see the bill soar public areas throughout the residence tloor Frazer. proximate 500 residents ofFrazerpaid the idea of requiring a campus police greek need to confront situations that to a few thousand. hall on weekends that parties are hoste(l A roximate cost: To Be An- an· average of $19 in common area officer to patrol the lobby during par­ are promoting a less than healthy liv­ In fact, over six thousand dollars by chapters. damage. This is a far cry higher than ties in an effort to deter loitering and ing environment." were spent on the highest bill to date. "The goal of the meeting was t the $3 charged in Wheeler," remarks unwanted guests. The last concern voiced at the meet­ At the end of the meeting, student empower individuals to stand up fo Mike Herndon. Tim Pierson, the new Dean of Stu­ ing was that of the Frazer elevators. leaders presemed the following rec­ their rights: the right to an academi , Every student al the meeting dents, takes a different view of this Elevator repair has proven to be ommendations: 1) Provide mops, community," stated Dean Pierson. seemed to be concerned about the idea. "Can a security guard provide the most costly of COIJlillOn area dam­ buckets, and cleaning solutions to fra­ Mike Herndon summed it up b amom~ts charged for repairs and clean total safety and ease our concerns? age. Students argue that they should ternities; 2) Request additional cam­ saying, "It is the responsibility of e up. No! Each student must realize the not be charged for the regular break pus policecoverage during peak hours cry student in Frazer to prevent van_ Longwood often charges a $75 fine common good. We must say to our­ downs that occur seemingly on a cfaily on weekends; 3) Organize a small, ism, by reporting such acts of ign for cleaning a hall it believes to be selves, yes we want to party, but how basis, but only for those time which informal social gathering for resident ranee to me, their R.E.C. or an R.A. unusually dirty. Porter of Pi Kappa does our social needs effect our envi­ student negligence was a factor. assistants and fraternity leaders in or­ so every other student will not be hel~ Phi, however, feels that this action is ronment. Students have the individual Every time an elevator breaks der to improve communications; 4) financially responsible for the action uneccesary. "Instead of charging out- rights to peace and quiet." down, it costs the residence hall a Request more trash cans; 5) Have fra- of a few." Page 2 The Rotunda September 21, 1992 PERSPECTIVES

Sexinthe1990~:lt~ Here, There, And Everywhere The Rotunda!. The new sages of a generation, ther?), it merely breeds. an abortion or getting sick,just buy Your Opinion Salt-n-Pepa, ponder a topic in one Some backward folk don't want them some condoms. You can even of their recent hit songs that is on the subject brought up, however. get them for free at the local public- a.;;;;;;;;;;;;iii...... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii------Longwood College just about everybody's mind to a Pe.ople like Phyllis Schlany trumpet health center, and those come in The Rotunda welcomes letters from all members of the Longwood Box 2901 degree. The name of the tune is theimportanceoffaniilyvalues,and really pretty colors, like green, yel­ College community on issues of public interest. Letters must be typewrit­ ''Let's Talk About Sex," and yes call teaching safe sex and AIDs low, and red. . ten or printed, of 450 words or less, and must include the writers name, Farmville, VA Tipper, they quite frankly do just awareness teaching "safe sodomy" And, most important, talk to address, and telephone number. This information is for verification 23909 that. (though it gave one food for thought them. Because if they don't hear it purposes only. The writer's name will be printed with his or her letter And its about damn time. ·when her son publicly announced from you, and they aren't allowed unless the Rotunda is requested and given a valid reason to withold that For centuries, we have tippy-toed his homosexuality last week. Poor to hear it at school or from some information. We reserve the right to edit the length and content of letters. Founding Editor, 1920 Letters should be sent to: around the subject, not progressing Phyllis, she probal>ly can't hold her other reputable source, they are Helen Skillman Editor in Chief very far from the Victorian era, head up at the country club any- going to try to figure it out for them- The Rotunda •••••••••••••••• when it was improper to even men­ more). selves, which usually entails some Longwood College Box 2901 S'J A:t:t tion the fact that chairs had legs, Hey! Wake up! Kids are doing experimentation. Farmville, Va. 23909 much less women. iL Tu.m:kidsaredoingit! And some Editor in Chief But we no longer hav_e the luxury of you are too stupid to ·help them Sex should not be taboo. It is a Letters to the Editor do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Erin C. McCay of modesty. Sex is omnipresent, protect themselves from the danger pleasurable act which, like anything the Rotunda. The purpose of this column is to provide a forum and ignorance, imtead of breeding which lurks everywhere, not just else, must be done with the proper for public discussion of issues, events, organizations, or per- bliss, instead breeds vaginal warts, among "junkies, homo's, and for­ amountofrespectandcare. Phyllis, General Manager sons.. syphilis, gonorrhea, or AIDS. Or if eigners," and those other who are safe sex doesn't mean "safe sod- Bradley L. Owen the woman is lucky (since she is probably cursed by God anyway omy." It merely means no more usually the one left holding the bag (this must be his divine wrath on the AIDS, diseases, and unwanted preg­ Rotunda Clashes With Forces of Evil in this particular area- who here unclean). nancy, which I hope you'll agree we Business Manager Editor, Rotunda: has ever heard the term unwed fa- If you don't want them having are better off without. FOILED AGAIN!! mispelling your words! Perhaps one If it were not for such vigilant, day we will learn that it is folly to go All opinions expressed in unsigned editorials represent tha majority opinion of the editorial board. They do not upstanding, and clear-thinking (only against the Rotunda, which is the True necessarily represent the opinion ofLongwood College, its students, staff, administration, or trustees. you could have seen that our commu­ Voice of the Will of the People! Associate Editor nist principles are anti-Bible) youth Until then, curse you! Trey Piersall such as yourselves at the Rotunda, we Until we clash again, would have taken over your capitalist, Through A Glass Rosily pig-dog, bourgeois slime-hole many The KGB, Politburo, Features Editor years ago! You defeat our every Abu Nidal, Sadaam Hussein and the Roseanne Pitzl By Hope Jones move .. youareonestepal1eadofusat Republican Guard, the Daader all times .. mercilessly you expose our Meinhof, and other anti-American Swimming through college re- eve·nt to walk though the 'New New What seems to be leaping for our dupes and feints, never once tiring or forces. Copy Editor quires something other than a swim- Smoker', now something of a regal strained eyes at speeds up to 65 mph Editor's Note: In the future, no unsigned letters will be printed. suit. It needs flippers that expose the hall that projects an aesthetic idea of and what we' II push past will be Sherry Gatewood toes and challenge the muscle in cam- Longwood. internalized and make or break the pus life. Fall has beat us to the dive ARC, the Academic Residence year. 'The pickings we have ahead Rock For Choice in '92 and is cooling the water, making it Community, is another gateway, pro- involving studying at U1e library (why Ethnic Perspectives Editor, Rotunda: difficult to get in even when it looks viding the high G.P.A. students with a hasn't that place been named yet?), Editor Thank you for printing lllle Rock for profile of her in East Coast Rocker, inviting. Longwood Labors, Ho! But responsible scholastic environment. long lines at the salad bar (Freshman Choice ad in the Septembe:r 14, 1992 "people in urban areas are not anti­ Derick Richard not all of it is chains and drudgery. However, I have visited ARC a few Fifteen!!!), and realizing that one ac- issue of the Rotunda. abortion, it's people out in the boonies Tom Deluca graced us once again times and the music level on the week- tually gets more sleep U1an anticipated I registered to vote months ago, but who are very isolated and very Chris­ and turned 'try to be cool' Longwood ends has rivaled that of Cox. The if the "O" word is learned and learned soon after I got the stupid idea not to tian and very close-minded. Part of News Editor College students, unbeknownst to architecture is pleasant enough, but · quickly (Organization, kids). Take it vote. It wasn't until I saw the same the reason they're out in the burbs is Chris Eley them, into fools a-hazed. Our enthu- the lawn in front blows tumble weeds easy, pay attention and you might Rock for Choice ad you printed in because they don't like people ofcolor siastic campus reacts with cheers, for student recreation. catch on. your publication in a music magazine and they don' t like people with indi­ screams and guffaws to every humili- Another renovation not likely to be Organization stinks, but it works. that I realized how important it is for viduality. The like white-bread con­ Sports Editor ating suggestion, nudging each other . seen with the naked eye is "Political Organization allows one to take off to me. to vote. I am a Christian and formity and they don't like women to Brenda Campbe11- with "Remember when he did that Correctness." PC-ism is blanketing see the leaves change at Twin Lakes, probably wouldn't have an abortion, have power." I'm ready to vote. last year and... ," then, all ofa sudden, the school like wet wool and is insur- or go to a concert in Virginia Beach but I'm not going to force that belief I urge young people to vote and to Harris it hits us, every one of us. It is not just ing that we all manipulate our thoughts without feeling guilty. Being orga­ on others and say that they can't have speak out for what they believe in. the begining of the school year, cap- to cleanse our language. A friend of nized enables freedom to coexist with abortion. Women should have con­ Don' t let the supposed "majority" walk Photo Editor sizing with reacquaintances and total mine scolded me recently when I said structured time. The choice to be trol over their own bodies. I agree over you! book price comparisons. "girls, uh, I mean females." organized includes becoming a fully with Donita Sparks, co-founder of Alex Rodriguez Oh, my God!!! The year has be- "It's 'women'." evolved LC student with toes in ponds, Rock for Choice and singer/guitarist gun!! Weeitherbeginracingaround "I don't mind female. Female personalorno. Whetheritbeeducat- forL7, when she said in Keith Lyle's Jennifer Moentmann mumbling about not enough time, or works for me," I said apologetically ing the poor ignoble masses (me, per­ Advisor cloister ourselves and our dirty laun- for my gender's troubles. haps) on the necessity of Political or William C. Woods dryandforgethowtoswim(and you "It'swomennow. LongwoodCol- Ecological correctness, or secretly Prayer In Schools Vital ••••••••••••••• know who you are). It is not inertia lege is trying to become aware of the throwing away out-dated posters still Editor, Rotunda: that is bred for life. These students special fundamental needs that..." gaudily taped to dormitory walls, it is I would like to look at the Supreme since it is caused and since the number Edi to rial Po lie make up LC's "homebody" popula- Longwood had become aware being involved in a society that needs Court decision on school prayer from of links is "infinite" the Cause must tion. By·acceptingstimulinotthrough when I was not looking. Aware of and craves someone in those posi­ a scientific viewpoint. I have degrees "Infinitely Infinite" and Uncaused. The deadline for articl one's own actions, but through reac- what? What had I and another 2000 tions. in philosophy, theology, and science. Then the Dragon of Paradox blocks is 12:00 p.m. Thursday pri tions, one of this preference is not a female students gone and done to ere- E.M. Forster reveals what our cam­ I believe the ongoing effort to in­ our path. How do we account for to the Monday puhlicati( cog, but an "Alternate Doer." Please ate such havoc with word choice con- pus, or any other campus should be clude non-sectarian recognition ofGod pervasive evil? Perhaps by ignoring note that this college experience is not cerning ourselves? about, "Let yourself go. Pull out from from public education deprives sci­ or denying the Essential Existence of date. Materials to he suhmi one to be accepted laissez faire, but Sensitivity is a two way street. I the depths those thoughts that you do ence of both its roots and its finest theFirstCause the chain becomes like ted for consideration shou must be a chosen path and well pre- realize the negative connotations not understand, and spread them out flower. the tailhook cable on an aircraft car­ he placed in the envelop pared for. "girls" has, but it's still a word, isn't in the sunlight and know the meaning The basic principle of science is rier when it breaks and leaves every­ inside the publication office One thing that must be done ac- it? Being sensitive to the hoi polloi is of them." In our thoughts and lives one on deck without a leg to stand on. the Law of Cause and Effect-without door in Lankford or mailc tively is getting to classes, and that not going to get us anywhere, but on a uncensored, insist on tolerance, jus­ this article of faith there could be no Psalm 19 reiterates thi~ basic prin­ Letters, personals, etc. arc d requires transporting ourselves out- personal level it is perceptiveness to tice and decency in human and soci­ science, and this Law demands and ciple: "The heavens declare the glory side and seeing what's new. Around the listener. The listener must also etalrelationshipsandwarnagainstthe infinite, uncaused, self-existing First of God and the firmament sheweth his on the office door hy 2:( our campus, we're somewhat excited define what is being said and use sen- increasing an.d unflinching collegiate Cause. Here is the reason. handiwork ... the law of the Lord is p.m. Fliday heforc the Mo about the renovations. It seems as sitive ears in interpreting the speaker, artifical vocabulary. Remember that 1. Every effect has one or more perfect, converting the soul: the iesti­ day puhlication date. though we've discovered our self-es- in tum. in any action, verbal or physical, it's causes which are always greater in mony of the Lord is sure making wise materials suhmitted hecot teemandprideforthecampus. Itisan Yes, the new academic year is not the words, but the tone behind quality and quantity (Example: when the simple." treading upon us and siepping heavy. them. That"... by the side of the ever- leaves are blown by the wind.) Many thanks. the prope1ty of the Rotu 11 2. Since every cause is greater then The Rotu 11da reserves t its effect, we must always move back Harvey Lester Sperry right to edit all materials su to the Infinite Cause. (What makes the Retired Military Chaplain milted for puhlication. wind blow - ad infinitum.) p.s. Also love and prayer from Gloria TheRotu11da is an Ass 3. The Chain ilfilill' is an effect, (alumnus) ciated Collegiate Press a Farmville Bus Welcomes Students Columhia Scholastic Pr Association award-winni Editor, Rotunda: newspaper. Questions We would like to take this opportu­ Our red line service specifically has comments should he dircc nity to welcome students back to the been revised during twilight hours to to our main office at (8( Farmville area. This year, Farmville offer quicker service. We wish you 395-2120 or faxed to (8( Area Bus is hoping to provide each of the best of luck this year. Should you you with the finest transportation ser­ need any information about our bus 395-2237: vice it has to offer. Please note several service, call 392-RIDE. changes have been made to our lines We need names of officers and ______.;,______to accommodate your traveling needs. Farmville Area Bus positions, telephone numbers, addresses. We want to be ab VPSA Addresses Officers . include you in everything we Please respond NOW - U1is wee Editor, Rotunda: Officers of Student Organizations: Union (Lankford 207) with the names 01str1t>utea bv rnoune Meo1a Services Phyllis Mable please provide the Student Develop- of your fellow officers for this year, Vice Preside1 ment Office in Lankford Student as well as the name of your adviser. Student Affa The Rotunda September 21, 1992 Page3 OPINIONS ongwood Or Los Angeles: OU Make The Call By Derick Richard For Tobacco Pushers, Ethnic Perspectives Editor Ask almost any minority student Iler Field, Curry and Frazer. but in the meantime ask questions rule. ·No More Hiding on campus if he or she knows of or In fact, they have always been al- which we gladly answered. I was further told that a black male has been a part of a racial incident lowed to park illegally until the event Before they left, it was made quite had walked in some rooms down- while on campus and the response was concluded. clear that they would be watching us. stairs. Behind Warnings will be a sounding, Yes! As the truck was being unloaded, a Alpha Phi Alpha parties are always I told the officers that I knew our In fact, many students of color campuspoliceofficerapproachedthe non-alcoholic and open to all rightsaswellasLongwoodpolicyand (BOSTON) Over the years, I have industry were tel1ing drivers, "Hey, feel that racial tension is at a higher vehicle and issued a ticket for parking Longwood students and members of that an open door was an open invita- developed a grudging-truly grudg- most people who drink make it home, degree and concentration on cam­ on the grass. thecommunitywhoareofage. People lion to any and all persons. ing-appreciation of the great Ameri- don't let those nay-saying grumpy pus than in the general public. When I, as a member of the frater- under 18 must be the guest of a I asked if this policy was in effect can tobacco pushers. These guys have Puritans get in your way." "We get it worse here, at our nity, came back down to help, I wit- Longwood student. for the TKE's since it was unclear to amisinformationcampaign that would Now the consumers who bought peaceful and perfect school than nessed noto~e. not two, not three, but Half an hour later, two officers mehowitcouldbeassumedthatevery put the old KGB to shame. the lies and got sick from them can anywhere I know of' states one stu­ four campus police officers swarm- approached our door and stated that black in the building was a guest of The tobacco lobby has spent al- have their day in court. They will dent. ing around the truck talking. our guests were on one of the down- ours. I know not.every white student most four decades countering research have to prove that the companies were And there are cases that happen I approached and asked if there stairs floors and that this was a prob- was a fraternity guest at that time that links smoking with cancer, heart sleazyandtheyweresuckers, but they on a regular basis which seems to was a problem with the truck. I was lem. because we had quite a few at our disease, emphysema-=-the entire can do it. support this argument. then.informed about the ticket. I asked how they knew that they party. health catastrophe. Each time another The bad news is that the rol- As a black male on this campus, l proceeded to walk toward the were guest of our party. After a few To all non-Longwood guests at- doctor or surgeon general blasts them ing does nothing to curtail the other I truly believe that we have it the truck and was i,U:ted. I explained that seconds of frustration, it was stated tending tJ1e party, re-entrance was like with a new piece of evidence, their part of the tobacco misinformation worse. We are often viewed as I was just going to move the truck. the the individuals in question were going through an interegation. What's hired hands grab the nearest micro- campaign: advertising. The court trouble makers or pet projects by "No, the truck stays here, we're black. your name? How old are you? Why phone and insist that no one has yet said thatsmokersofthepost-labelera many faculty, staff, and fellow stu­ going to have it towed" stated one of Upon hearing that, I infonned them are you here? "proved" thatcigareues "cause" these can't claim inadequate warning. Nor dents. theofficers. thattherewereblackmalesattheTKE Butallguestswereallowedback diseases. can they argue that the big glossy This article is not intended to I asked why, if I was going to move party, which I had visited only mo- in. The last and final act of ignorance If we had a videotape of someone messages from the Marlboro Man and increase the already growing ten­ it anyway. I was told to go get the ments before. I felt that I had to make came when an officer began to tum smoking his or her first cigarette, de- the Virginia Slims models over­ sion, but to make everyone aware of owner of the truck, which I did. the comment that not all blacks attend the lights on at 1:30, half an hour veloping an instant tumor and dying whelmed the handful of words from the problems students are facing here Minutes later, the DJ. arrived to "our" functions and that it was wrong before the party was to end. He was on the spot, they would say, "What the surgeon general. Joe Camel is still and hopefully put an end to the igno­ find out that he too could not move his for them to assume that they do. informed that the room was reserved about the polyester in her shirt? What cool. rance and injustice. vehicle and that a tow truck had been They retreated with their tails be- until 2:00 a.m. and that is when the about the perfume? Youcan'tproveit Frankly, I have never seen a ciga- I will attest only to the mistreat­ called. tween their legs yet again. party would conclude. was the cigarette!" rette ad that wasn't fundamentally ment which I have witnessed first Wearguedthatthiswasnotacom- But they were not down for the Tosomestudentsthismaynotseem Thesepeopleareexpertsattuming misleading. Any promotion of a band. mon practice, especially when the count. racially motivated, but to those in- lemons into lemonade. healthy.energetic, glamorous lifestyle The following paragraphs are an owner was known and nearby. The Later, the two officers returned to valved, it is as plain as the color of A generation ago, when the gov- is at odds with a smoking, gasping account of actions which, in my tow truck arrived a few minutes later inquire about a black youth wearing a their skin. ernmentruled that cigarette packs and reality-although I suppose emphy- opinion, are racially biased. You and the officers made us pay the man long jacket. I told them that he was In a complaint filed witJ1 campus ads had to carry health warnings, they sema, cancer and heart disease can may view it differently: you make for coming out. "Payor Tow" was his indeed a guest at our party. police, even Chief Huskey felt the fought tooth and coffin nail. Then make you Virginia Slim. the call. comment. After s,craping together I asked if there was anything wrong ticket and towing were unduly war- when smokers and their survivors be- This mixed message from the Su­ On the night of Saturday, Sep­ thirty dollars, the man left and we and should we be concerned. They ranted. He has waived tJ1e ticket and gan suing, the manufacturers hid be- preme Court leads back to too central tember 5, 1992, Alpha Phi Alpha, a were allowed to move the truck. replied no, but that they thought it was is currently looking into reimburse- bind the little rectangular regulation. dilemma concerning cigarettes. What predominantly black greek frater­ After moving the vehicle, I ques- strange for someone to be wearing a ment of the towing charge. The tobacco industry said that con- do you do with a product that's both nity, was setting up for a party to be tioned the officer who issued the ticket long jacket inside of a party. I was Huskey felt that the officers were sumers really should know what they lethal and legal? We can't tum ad­ held later that night on the roof of about this towing practice. askedtolocatethemaleinquestionso just doing their job and none have tl1emselves routinely denied. diets into criminals by banning to- South Cunningham. He gave no reason to support his that the officers could "talk" to him received any disciplinary action. The warnings didn't do much to baccoand we don't wantanothergen- The one elevator in the building action. I asked if it was common outside. My concern is with the consis- protectconsumers,buttheydidawhole eration getting fooled. What can we for student use was broken, forcing practice to tow a truck parked in a no- I refused and told the officers that tency of police authority/abuse. If the lot to protect the tobacco companies. do? the members to carry all ofthe sound loading zone for unloading purposes. when I last checked, looking strange treatment were the same for each and Now, at long last, the Supreme The health activists are trying to system equipment up to the fourth The response was no. or wearing a long jacket was neither a every student and group then there Court has ruled that warnings don't shrink the smoking sections, shame floor by hand. I asked how long the truck had crime nor just cause for suspicion. would be no need for articles such as grant complete immunity from liabil- the active smokers from harming the To lessen the burden, the DJ. been parked in the improper location. I went back inside, only to be called this. ity suits. This decision came bearing passive ones,.and sue the Jllanufactur­ hired for that night backed his mov­ " About ten minutes, I guess" was the out again moments later. This time I Sadly enough, this _ignorance will the name of Rose Cipollone, a woman ers. With some victories in the courts, ing truck up to the side door of the response. was told that all non-Longwood guests continue to divide our campus, com- who started smoking in the Chester- tobacco may now become a less prof­ building with nearest access to the Realizing it was pointless to argue could no longer leave the party and munity, and lives. If you are not part field era and changed brands when- itable product. roof. then, preparations for the party con- later be allowed to return. of the solution, you are part of the ever a new cigarette came onto the But the tobacco companies still In doing so, he parked partly on tinned. We were hoping not t'o see This is not the policy for any other problem. Do not stand by and let it market advertised as "mild" or pro- · spend some $3 billion a year in adver the sidewalk and partly on the grass. campuspolicefortherestofthenight. fraternity, sorority, or group on cam- happen to you or someone you k110w. moted with "safety tips." tising and promotion to recruit youn This is a common practice for all Instead, four officers came to our pus, but it was for us this night. Cipollone died in 1981 of lung smokers. Until we stop the advertis groups coming to play atLongwood, doorinanobviousshowofbruteforce Two campus police officers were Derick Richard is the Rotunda's cancer. Before her death, she filed a ingofthesinglemostdangerousprod especially out on Lankford Mall, andintimidationto'1ustlook~und," stationed at the door to enforce this Ethnic Perspectives Editor suit against the manufacturers who, uct on the market today, success wi ------••.. ------•:she said, convinced her that smoking be as hard as turning lemonade bad YEAH BOB by oa,ry1 Kius1-< ur anyone can now sue them for hiding J>C Appalls And Disgusts !!! ~ or distorting the dangers of smoking. ~ j Ever since 1953 when the link be- Some Residents i ~ tween tobacco and cancer was estab- ~ £ lished, the role of tobacco lobbyists, By Jenuie Evans ~ spokespeople, "scientists," and tele- Staff Writer i!_ .,.~ phone hotJines has been directed at S;! :=i casting doubt on the health risks and I am a little concerned about the events tliat have happened in Frazer r"j. Residence Hall in the past several weeks. .., Ii' reassuring the addicts. As Richard What kind of society do we live in where a human being (how should ! ; Daynard of 1J1e Tobacco Products Li- I say this) has a bowel movement in an open, public place? 0 .ri ability Project says, "The industry is For those of you who are not Frazer residents, three costly events ; ; always saying to people, don't worry, occurred during the first week of September. "'1 it's really fun." It's as if the alcohol On Thursday, September 3, a fire extinguisher was discharged on the Jl' fourth floor. The costs totaled $105 to refill the extinguisher and to clean the hallway. Distributed by Tribune Med,a Service, On Monday, September 7, shaving cream was sprayed along fourth floor, costing another $75 to clean. And, in what is perhaps the most disgusting event I've heard of since arriving here, on Sunday, September 6, someone defecated on the fourth floor south stairwell. The approximate cost to clean this was $200. Some of you may tJ1ink that price sounds outrageous, but you couldn't pay me enough to clean up someone else's crap. The total damages were approximately $380. Don't get me wrong - the money is not my major concern. Three hundred eighty dollars split between the hundreds of Frazer residents is not that much. But what if this sort of behavior continues every week? The costs can start to add up. My main concern is the sort of mentality found at Longwood College. Although it can be expected to find trash and beer c~ns on a college ~ thei campus, the thought of human feces found anywhere but in a sewer is ·, .an appalling. ble t Certain members of the Longwood community need to re-evaluate e do their behavior and start viewing this campus as a whole. ek! It is our duty as citizens of Longwood College to make campus a more positive, clean, living environment for everyone. le entfo ·airs Page4 The Rotunda September 21, 1992 ENTERTAINMENT

MOVIES by Jennie Fennel Roadside Prophet DINING. by Trey Piersall Starring John Doe and cracker. kills." Adam Horowits Sam has an bizarre obsession with All the prophets they encounter~ Roadside Prophet is a modem Hotel 9's; his parents abandoned him simply labeled day on-the-road adventure tale and were last seen in one of those as insane, and they never really ques Landsharks Food Bait For Hungry Cr~wds about a few misfits and their mis- hotels, so he . is constantly seeking lion them or their advice. fortunes. them. After Joe and Sam finally decide Armed only with a healthy appetite, my date and I proceeded to set up camp atLandsharks, Farmville's newest • Starring John Doe (former bass- The quirky pair develop an odd on a place to dump "poor dead Dave; (and only) seafood restaurant. . ist and singer for the band X) as · friendship. Although Joe is annoyed Joe realizes that the whole ridiculou We began our adventure with~ couple of vodka tonics and the barbecued shrimp appetizer. Both the drinks and Joe, and Beastie Boy Adam with Sam at first, he misses him when journey cost him his joband two weelq the shrimp were superb. The shrimp were wrapped in bacon, grilled, and served with a succulent barbecue sauce. Horowitz as youthful Sam, the he is not around. of his time. The barbecued shrimp could very well have been the high point ofmy meal, but the grilled tuna ran a close second! movie has an unorthodox flair of Horowitz portrays his charac- It seemed as though Sam would The tuna was topped with delicate sautood crab meat and served with crisp snow peas and a baked potato. The crab unbelievable events and comical ter hilariously. · His is an easy-to­ never stop hanging around Joe, but~ meat was very salty, but that might have been my fault. After my three vodka tonics and half a bottle of wine, it was dialogue. please,energetic twenty-year-old who rebellious, politically-irritating girl hard to remember how many times I salted my food. Cameo appearances by David has nothing better to do than follow who is running away from school My date had the "build your own" seafood platter($8.95),' which included crabcakes, shrimp, and clams. The fried Caradine, Timothy Leary, and Joe around and insist on staying at catches his attention while strande

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Tonight Sportscenter Auto Racing: Goody's 150. From Martinsville, Va. 5 HBO (4:45) Movie: Movie: ** "Dream Machine" (1991) 'PG' Movie:*** "Dead Again" (1991) Kenneth Elranagh. 'R' Boxing: Simon Brown vs. Terry Norris. (Live) Q Dream On Q Larry Sanders Movie:•½ "Dice Rules" (1991 ) 'NC-17' 6 WTVR News CBS News Wonder Years Wonder Years Frannie's Tum Brooklyn Brid. Raven "Prey" Q Angel Street (In Stereo) c:;i News Street Justice Ebony/Jet World Wide Wrestling 7 WRLH 8 WRIC + 9 WCVE American Red Cross 10 WGN Lifestyles of Rich & Famous Runaway-Rich Fortune Hunt Movie: "The Lost Capone" (1990, Drama) Adrian Pasdar. News Q Prime Suspect Movie: ••½ "A Minute to Pray, a Second to Die" (1 968) Pro Football 11 WJPR America's New Country Renegade "Hunting Accident" Cops Q Cops (R) Code 3 Q Edge Q Emergency, Emer. Call Comic Strip Live (In Stereo) Cunent Affair.Extra Street Justice PLEASE GIVE BLOOD. 12 WWRT News NBC News Design. W. Cheers Q Here and Now Out All Night Empty Nest q Nurses Q Sisters "Sunstroke" Q News Saturda~ Nigh! Live (Off Air) 13 WSET College Football Star Trek: Next Gener. Covington Cross "Outlaws" Q Crossroads " Amanda" Commish Q New( Star Trek: Next Gener. Star Trek: Next Gener. Bargain Bin 14 TNT Bugs Bunny & Pals Movie:**½ "Clash of the Titans" (1981 , Fantasy) Laurence Olivier. Movie:**½ "The Golden Voyage of Sinbad" (1974, Fantasy) Movie:*** ''The 7th Voyage of Sinbad" (1958 16 SHOW Movie: H½ "Company Business " (1991) Gene Hackman. Movie:** "Child's Pia 2" (1990) Alex Vincent. Pair of Jokers Movie:**** "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980) Mark Hamill. Movie:***½ "Return of the Jedi" (1983) Mark Hamill. 'PG ' 17 DISN African Journey (Part 3 of 3) Movie: *** ''The Black Hole" (1979) Maximilian Schell. 'PG' Movie: *** "Pastime " (1991) William Russ. N. Rockwell Movie: **½ "The Poseidon Adventure" (1972) Gene Hackman. Movie: "The U ly Dachshund" 18 MTV Top 200 Videos Ever (In Stereo) Week in Rock Big Picture Lip Service Rockumentary _Sports Yo! MTV Raps (In Stereo) Countdown to the Ball Headbanger's Ball (In Stereo) 19 NICK Salute Shorts Freshmen Doug Rugrats Clarissa Expl. Roundhouse Ren & Stimpy You Afraid? A. Hitchcock A. Hitchcock M. T. Moore Dragnet A. Hitchcock Donna Reed Patty Duke Fem. 2-Night 20 TNN Country Beat CMA Awards Preview Texas Conn. Opry Bkstge. Grand Opry Statler Bros. (In Stereo) American Music Shop Opry Bkstge. Grand Opry Statler Bros. (R) (In Stereo) American Music Shop (R) 22 FAM Bordertown Q Zorro (R) Q Rin Tin Tin Black Stallion Young Riders (In Stereo) Q Movie: ** "Twelve O'Clock High" (1949, Adventure) Gregory Peck, Hugh Marlowe. CCM-TV Zola Levitt Paid Program Paid Program 23 ACTS Over the Hill Gang Gospel Celeb. Homeland Har Sing Out America Saturday Showcase Act It Out Lightmusic Jessy Dixon Am. Telecast Quantum Mrkt Williams TV David Wade 24 USA Counterstrike (In Stereo) Quantum Leap (In Stereo) Q Swamp Thing Beyond Ray Bradbury Hitchhiker Silk Stalkings "Dirty Laundry" Movie:* "Bikini Summer" (1991, Comedy) Melinda Armstrong. Movie: ** "Hot Moves" (1984) fflPDN IT 25 WWOR Renegade "Hunting Accident" Major League Baseball: New York Mets at Pittsburgh Pirates. From Three Rivers Stadium. (Live) News Q Newsworthy Howard Stem Spotlight Cafe Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 26 A&E Real West (R) Travelquest Home Again Movie: *** "Charley Varrick" (1973, Drama) Walter Matthau. Confedy on the Road Evening at the lmprov (R) Movie: *** "Charley Varrick" (1973, Drama) Walter Matthau. 27 LIFE Movie: H\12 "Bare Essence" (1982, Drama) Genie Francis, Linda Evans, Bruce Boxlettner. Confessions Hidden Room L.A. 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YOUR HEAD. SUNDAY DAYTIME SEPTEMBER 27 1992 0:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 2 CNN On the Menu Newsmaker Coaches NFL Preview Newsday Science-Tech. Newsday Moneyweek Week in Review World Report EarlyPrime Newsmaker 3 WTBS Happy Days Movie:***½ "National Lampoon's Animal House " (1978) John Belushi. Movie: *** "The Bad Seed" (1956, Suspense) Nancy Kelly, Patty McCormack. Captain Planet Major League Baseball: M anta Braves at San Diego Padres. 4 ESPN SportsWeekly Reporters Sportscenter NFL Gameday Auto Racing: NASCAR Winston Cup -- Goody's 500. From Martinsville Speedway, Va. (Live) Tennis: Davis Cup -- Sweden vs. U.S.A .. 5 HBO (9:00) Movie: "Days-Thunder" Advent.-Tintin When It Was a Game II (R) Q Movie:**** "Planet of the Apes" (1968) Charlton Heston. 'G' Movie:* "Stroker Ace" (1983) Burt Reynolds. Movie: ***\12 "A wakenings " (1990) Robin Williams. 'PG-13' 6 WTVR Sunday Morn. Larry Jones Baptist Face Nation George Welsh NFL Today NFL Football: Atlanta Falcons at Chicago Bears. From Soldier Field. (Live) Q Post-Game Travel Update Lifestyles of Rich & Famous 7 WRLH Baywatch (R) Q WWF Superstars of Wrestling Movie:** "Clue" (1986, Comedy) Madeline Kahn, Martin Mull. Movie:*** "Cutter's Way" (1981 , Drama) John Heard. Movie:*** "Biloxi Blues" (1 988) Matthew Broderick. 8 WR!C (9:00) Movie: "High Rd-China" First Baptist Church This Week With David Brinkley This Richmond Gov.'s Report Movie: H ½ "Back to School" (1 986) Rodney Dangerfield. Movie: ***½ "The Westerner" (1940, Western) Gary Cooper. 9 WCVE Long Ago, Far Va. Currents Capitol News Euro. Journal Voices of the Electorate Q Voices of the Electorate Q Lawrence Welk Show Editors (R) Money Tony Brown McLaughlin Forum 10 WGN Star Search (In Stereo) Lifestyles of Rich & Famous SandySam Baseball Lead-OIi Man Major League Baseball: Chicago Cubs at Montreal Expos. From Olympic Stadium. (Live) Twilight :?:one "What Ever Happened-Jane" 11 WJPR Larry Jones Outdoorsman Lifestyles of Rich & Famous Movie:**½ "Dead-End Drive In" (1986) Ned Manning. Movie: H ½ "Arrivederci, Baby" (1966, Comedy) Tony Curtis. Beauty and the Beast Q Byron Allen (In Stereo) 12 WWRT Robert Schuller Victory Hour Design. W. NFL Live NFL Footl>all: Denver Broncos at Cleveland Browns. From Cleveland Stadium. (Live) NFL Football: New York Jets at Los Angeles Rams. (Live) 13 WSET Business This Week With David Brinkley Work Woman Star Trek: Next Gener. Gov.'s Report Paid Program Paid Program Family Ties Q Grip Master Amer. Children Senior PGA GoH: Nationwide Championship. (Live) 14 TNT Movie: H\12 "Rock-a-Bye Baby" (1958, Comedy) Jerry Lewis. Movie:*** "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" (1963, Comedy) Glenn Ford. Movie: H \12 "The Champ" (1979, Drama) Jon Voight, Faye Dunaway. Bugs Bunny & Pals 16 SHOW Movie:*** "Dick Tracy" (1990) Warren Beatty. 'PG' Q Movie:**** "The·Great Escape" (1963, Adventure) Steve McQueen, James Garner. Q Movie: *** "Not Without My Daughter" (1991) Sally Field. Movie: "Return of the Jedi" 17 DISN Big Bird in China (R) Strawberry Adventures of Robin Hoodnik Best of Walt Disney Presents Movie: **½ "The Strongest Man in the World" Rocketeer Movie: *** "The Horse in the Gray Rannel Suit" (1968) 'G' c:;i 18 MTV Week in Rock Real World Top 200 Videos Ever (In Stereo) 19 NICK Doug Rugrats Ren & Stimpy Salute Shorts Freshmen Wild Side Fifteen Nick News Adventures of Tom Sawyer (R) With Sarah Stories-Grow. Can't on TV Get Picture Double Dare G.U.T.S. 20 TNN Winners NHRA Today Inside-Racing Raceday Bill Dance Out. Bassmasters Classic Buckmasters American Sports Cavalcade (In Stereo) NHRA Today Inside-Racing Winners (R) Rodeo: Women's Nat'ls 22 FAM lnsp. Gadget Prince Valiant Man. Mansion Big Bro. Jake Waltons "The Hunt" Life Goes On (In Stereo) Movie: *** "Laura" (1 944, Mystery) Gene nerney. Movie: **½ "It Grows on Trees" 11 952, Comedy) Irene Dunne. 23 ACTS Come Alive Spirit Day-Discovery Ed Young Christian Mag. Animal Clinic Movie: ** "The Kid's Last Ride" (1941) Teens Talk Breath of Life Missions '92 Of Peachtree 30 Minutes 24 USA (8:00) Cartoon Express All-American Wrestling MacGyver "Blow Out" Q Movie: H ½ "Adventures in Babysitting" (1987) Elisabeth Shue. Swamp Thing Just 10 of Us My Two Dads B. Buddies 25 WWOR Steampipe Alley Beakman's Paid Program Cinema Outdoor Trails Leave-Beaver Major League Baseball: New York Mets at Pittsburgh Pirates. From Three Rivers Stadium. (Live) Kiner's Komer Love Boat 26 A&E (9:00) Breakfast With the Arts All-Star Fiesta at Ford's (R) Q Movie:** "Bowery Bombshell" (1946) First Flights Movie: H ½ "Two-Lane Blacktop" (1971) Warren Oates. Movie:**½ "Repo Man" (1 984, Comedy) Emilio Estevez. 27 LIFE !M Review (R) Internal Medic. Cardiology Family Physicians OB-Gyn. Internal Medic. 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SUNDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 27 1992 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 ' 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2 CNN Baseball Business World Today Sports Sunday Primenews Week/Review Campaign Pillars of Prosperity Sports Tonight Business World Report Final Edition 3 WTBS Major League Baseball Movie:**½ "The Mechanic" (1972, Drama) Charles Bronson. National Geographic Explorer Network Earth Beauty Break. Beauty II Tomorrow After Marriage Deal-A-Meal 4 ESPN Tennis: Davis Cup NFL Primetime Horse Racing: Super Derby Heston Shooting Tourn. Sportscenter NFL Primetime (R) Baseball Tonight (R) 5 HBC Movie: *** "Days of Thunder" (1990) Tom Cruise. 'PG-13' Q Movie:** "Road House" (1989, Drama) Patrick Swayze. 'R' Q 1 Night Stand Movie:*** "Doublecrossed" (1991, Drama) Dennis Hopper. Q Movie: H \12 "Black Magic Woman" (1990) 'R' 6 WTVR CBS News News 60 Minutes (In Stereo) Q Murder, She Wrote (In Stereo) Movie: "A House of Secrets and Lies" (1992) Connie Sellecca. News Travel Update Cunent Affair Extra Lifestyles of Rich & Famous 7 WRLH Star Trek: Next Gener. Great Scott Q Ben Stiller Q In Living Color Roe (In Stereo) Married ... With Herman Head Flying Blind Woops! c:;i Arsenio Hall (R) (In Stereo) Q Trinity Baptist Church Whoopi Goldberg (In Stereo) 8 WRIC News ABC News Life Goes On :·Exposed" Q Home Videos Am. Funniest Movie: "Obsessed" (1 992, Suspense) Shannen Doherty. Q News American Gladiators Apollo Comedy Hour News IA) 9 WCVE Computer Previews Austin City Limits "Little Feat" Blue Water Hunters (In Stereo) Masterpiece Theatre Mending Hearts (R) Listening to America (Off Air) , How is it that a country that 10 WGN (5:00) Movie: "What Ever Happened-Jane " Hispanic Her. Hero Street U.S.A. Kojak Mews Q Instant Replay Design. W. Kojak Gridiron Gang (In Stereo imports almost half its oil can afford 11 WJPR Great Virginia Duck Race Great Scott Q Ben Stiller Q In Living Color Roe (In Stereo) Married ... With Herman Head Flying Blind Q Woopsl Q Whoopi Goldberg (In Stereo) It's Showtime at the Apollo (Off Air) to waste ic? 12 WWRT NFL Football: Jets at Rams Secret Service (In Stereo) Q I Witness Video (In Stereo) Q Movie: H \12 "King Ralph" (1991 , Comedy) John Goodman. Q News Inside Edition Cheers Q Growing Pains Sports News W hen a l ittle thing like keeping 13 WSET News ABC News Life Goes On "Exposed" Q Home Videos Am. Funniest Movie: "Obsessed" (1992, Suspense) Shannen Doherty. Q News Ent. Tonight Magnum, P.I. Bargathon th e right pressure in our tires would 14 TNT (5:15) Bugs Bunny & Pals Stadium Show NFL Football: San Francisco 49ers at New Orleans Saints. From the Louisiana Superdome. (Live) Stadium Show Movie: **½ "The Stone Killer" (1 973, Drama) Charles Bronson. "Parallax" save America over two million gallons 16 SHOW (5:00) Movie: "Return-Jedi" Movie:*** "Dick Tracy" (1 990) Warren Beatty. 'PG' Q Movie: H ½ "Air America" (1990, Adventure) Mel Gibson. 'R' Movie: *** "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" (1967) Clint Eastwood. 'R' "Peacemaker" of gas a day. Using lower o ctane 17 DISN Avonlea (R) c;i Movie:*** "The Racketeer" (1 991 ) Bill Campbell. 'PG' Q Making of Sgt Pepper (R) Q Movie:*** "To Sir With Love" (1967, Drama) Sidney PMier. Movie:***½ "Mister Roberts" (1 955) Henry Fonda. fuels- t wo and a half m illion . And 18 MTV Top 200 Videos Ever (In Stereo) Liquid TV Sports Unplugged Rockumentary Week in Rock Liquid TV 120 Minutes (In Stereo) 19 NICK Fifteen Wild Side Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Looney Tunes F-Troop ork & Mindy Dick Van Dyke Lucy Show Hi, I'm Home M.T. Moore Dragnet A. Hitchcock Donna Reed Patty Duke Fem. 2-Night d riv i ng just five miles per hour 20 TNN Truckin' USA Road Test American Sports Cavalcade (In Stereo) Raceday Speed-Beauty Bill Dance Out. Bassmasters Classic Truckin' USA Truck Power Speed-Beauty Road Test Winners (R) Explr. America slower would save st ill another t wo 22 FAM Big Bro. Jake That's My Dog Man. Mansion Rin Tin Tin Zorro "Siege" Black Stallion Family Edition "Environment" In Touch Ben Haden J, Ankerberg John Osteen Larry Jones Paid Program Paid Program m illion gallons. 23 ACTS Methodist Word-Today Jerry Falwell First Baptist Church of Dallas Methodist Hour Rejoice in the Lord Day-Discovery It Is Written Quantum Mrkt Don Lewis Science Spirit W hen solut ions arc this easy, 24 USA Beyond Hitchhiker MacGyver "The Heist" Q Movie: "Sunstroke" (1992, Suspense) Jane Seymour. Q Counterstrike (R) (In Stereo) Silk Stalkings "Dirty Laundry" Hollywd Inside Paid Program Nordictrack $1300 Gold there's no cxrnsc good enough. 25 WWOR Quincy Star Search (In Stereo) Gloria Gimme Break Jackie Mason News Q JBTV Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program f>re,i

emale Students Plagued By Assaults Rush Tempest Frazzles Sorority Pledges )9 By Jennifer Singleton By Joe Nagy Staff Writer •" (CPS) - Eighty-percent of all reported sociology major at Washington State (Farmville, VA) Last Sunday all you can do to a potential rushee is with all these rules and deadlines, you Longwood, and plenty at Hampden­ , sex assaults on campuses are date University at Pullman. evening, local forecasters issued a look at them and wink. almost have to "cheat" to get some- S yndey dying for that week to be over. rapes, studies show. And young fe- Sandy James, director of Family Hurricane Warning for Longwood And if more than 3 sisters wink at body these days. 1 I!lales are at the highest risk for sexual ViolenceandAssaultlnstitute in Tyler, College. the same time ... GOODBYE!!! You Some girls I talked to expressed I also remember the girls com­ irel as~ults, said psychologist Mary Koss Texas, warns young women not to be Despite all evacuation measures will be getting a letter from THE MAN concern about the 3- hour rule and plaining about skits and hot chapter : of the University of Arizona Medical ambivalent. "Don't say 'maybe' when taken, a section of the school was in the morning. how easy it is to keep girls in your rooms. School. you mean 'no."' she said. "Mean ·slammed by approximately lOOrush­ Let's be honest Don't we have• chapter room. But this is nuts. A six-hour rush "The peak risk age for rape is 16- whatyousiyandsaywhatyoumean." ees. enough stress as it is? "Oh, wait we're just about to sing from start to finish cannot come close 19. Half of all date rapes that college · Valerie Moses, who is now a writer For three hours the storm raged our song, you should take a couple to matching every girl with the right m women experienced happened when in Denver, said she didn't know how in the Stubbs housing complex, trap­ I talked to one rushee who waited minutes .. " sorority. they were in high school," she said. to react when she was raped on a date ping hundreds of sorority sisters in until 10:59 p.m. to get the bid she I remember when formal rush took Hopefully the greek community Increasingly, researchers like so- during her first month at college. their chapter rooms along with their wanted. (The deadline was l lp.m.). a complete week. can find a happy medium between ·the ciologist Pauline Bart are looking at "I was completely inexperienced; wide-eyed rushees. Is that a sick joke or what? I mean, I remember all the guys at two. 2 J bow women can fend offattacks. Bart, I froze," she said. The attack occurred The storm hit at exactly 6:00 a professor at the University of Illi- atapartyafterthemanpushedherinto · p.m. E.S:T., and hovered miracu- nois in Chicago, studied women who a dark room. lously in the SAME EXACT SPOT had escaped rapists and those who "If I knew what I know now, I until exactly 9:00 p.m. E.S.T. 13 · hadn't wouldneverhavegoneintothatroom," However, as the storm moved Women who escaped used a com- she said. · on, it was anything but calm inside : .. Now_~va_i~ablerOrder Today! . : . : ...... bination of "active strategies, " she Moses also has a teenage step­ the cement walls. said, like yelling, kicking, pulling his daughter now. "I don't tell her not to Between 9 and 10 p.m., the resi­ or" lbumb back and fleeing when there have sex," Moses said. "But I do tell dents scrambled to save what they HS was an opportunity.. h er to never Iet anyone pressure h er could, and exchanged information Rapists rarely do the thing they into having sex unless she wants it." gathered during the blast. often promise - kill, Bart said. Only I Here are some tips for safer living Many residents interviewed con­ 13' percent of assailants killed their vie-· for college women: sidered this the worst part. ds tims, a recent urban study showed. -Don't date me11 with alco- Of course I am referring to the And women are just as afraid that hol or drug problems. bid session, where the sisters had at their attackers will maim or kill even . -If you find that some cam- exactly one hour to go to the bath­ . ·. -.YOU GET: .. ·. · · ·.,,_.. _ if they know them, although it has pus parties get out of control, get to­ room, get a drink, or make a quick been found that date rapists are not as gether with phone call, and then in the 40-45 30% larger 4• prints returned in likely to inflict injury as strangers. some girlfriends and throw minutes left, DECIDE WHO WILL this convenient Prestige mini album. Prevention remains the favored your own parties-where you set th~ BE A SISTER FOR LIFE!!! option, experts on sexual assaultagree. rules. Call me crazy, but something is No more loose pictures. Easy to "Frat parties are clearly at risk for -If you live off-campus, try definitely wrong here. carry. Easy to show off. Easy to store. college women," said Sarah Ulman, a to get housing that isn't on the first First of all, how, when given only psychology professor at the Univer- floor or an a week can you possibly get to know There's even space for subject and 92 sity of California, Los Angeles. apartment that doesn't have each girl well enough to determine if date titles. And you can remove or A parade of experts say drinking windows easily accessible from the · she should get into the sorority? rearrange photos as you wish. I) may be the college women's worst ground. Especially when half the time 1rs" · enemy. Alcoholconsumptionbyboth -Keep your dorm room you are trying to tiptoe around all victim and assailant is highly associ- locked at all times. 753 official "RUSH INFRAC­ Longwood College Bookstore ated with date rape, Koss said. TIONS"? From what I understand, Men who are pushy or "macho" should be avoided, said Jan Stets, a Open M-F 8am-5pm • 395-2084

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Sports Heroes Not So Heroic

Sex, Sports, And AIDS: An Opinion byKimChapman

November 7, 1991 wasadaymany that Johnson was HIV-positive. View From Above." In it, Chamber­ she would deserve it for her sexual of us will not soon forget. To those Stunned by the disbelief that he· lain claims that since the age of fif­ behavior. sports fans, and even non-sporting had this disea.,;;e·, which had been com­ teen, he has had sex with at least Despite lile criticism, I and many people, the day Earvin "Magic" monly thought ofas a gay and intrave­ 20,000 different women. 'other women I talked with agree 100% Johnson announced he had tested posi­ nous drug user's disease, Johnson For those statistics people, that with Navratilova's statements. tive for HIV, the virus which causes publicly stated that " ... to me, AIDS averages to 1.37 women per day for The statistics surrounding HIV and AIDS, and leads to death, was a day was someone else• s disease. It was a forty years. Some guys may think AIDS are mind boggling. Asof1991, filled with disbelief and sadness. disease for gays and drug users. Not "What a lucky guy!!" there were over one million Ameri­ Johnson, known simply as Magic for someone like me... " (Sports Illus­ I think he should be condemned by cans infected with HIV. Another for his uncanny plays and passes, ad­ trated 11/25/91) society. But then again, society 200,000 had full-blown AIDS, and mitted that the cause of his newly After reading several articles deal­ grooms young men to think that when yet another 125,000 had died as a found disease was a result of unpro­ ing wilb Johnson and sex in sports, I they "score" with a woman, they are result of AIDS in the past ten years. tected sex with multiple partners; to, was appalled to learn oftbe rr"m'--__ macho or studly. A startling fact for women is that this day, he still cannot identify the ous attitudes of professi\,. .aa athletes. Meanwhile, if a woman were to females are twenty times more likely woman who infected him. I did not come across one article trumpet those staggering figures, she to become infected by having sex with The 32 year old superstar was just denying ~le availability of sexual op­ would be called a slut and a whore, an HIV positive male than a male is by about to begin his thirteenth season portunities presented to athletes of all probably to her face. having sex with an HIV positive fe­ with the Los Angeles Lakers, a team sports. Tennis superstar Martina male. In fact, only 4,300 men, or he had led to numerous NBA champi­ Navratilova drew much controversy 2.5%, received HIV from the female onships. Johnson was infonned by a Instead, the articles described a when she publicly announced that if partner. team doctor, after a routine test for woman who faked car trouble so that she, or any other woman athlete slept It is time that we, as a society, take insurance purposes, on October 25, she could attract a player to help her, around like Chamberlain, or even charge if the HIV and AIDS situation 1991, that he had become the newest thus creating a possible situation for Johnson, she would be looked down before it is too late. We also need to celebrity victim of one of the world's sex. upon by society. take a better look at our morals and leading killers. The promiscuity in sports has been realize that these people who we con­ Another test was perfonned, and identified by ex-basketball great Will She further said that if a promiscu­ sider heroes, do not deserve the posi­ on November 6th, it was confinned Chamberlain, in his book entitled "A ous woman contracted HIV or AIDS, tive attention we, as fans, give lilem.

Number of Deaths Staggering AIDS Virus Takes Its Toll on· College Population In Nation

By Janet Singleton ♦ AIDS is the 6th leading cause of death among young people ages 15 to 24. AUSTIN, Texas (CPS) - Univer­ Although many universiLies in sity students show a higher incidence Texas have AIDS awareness intonna­ ofHIV infection than military recruits, tion available through student health ♦ AIDS i~ 13-24-year-olds has grown 62% in the last two years. said a speaker at the second annual services, AIDS needs to be discussed Summer HIV Prevention Institute for in all areas ofcampus life, Parker said. ♦ Seven in IO teenagers have had sex by 18. Colleges and Universities. "Studies show that one in 500 uni­ "The AIDS issue needs to be ad­ versity students is HIV positive," said dressed in other areas, like history and ♦ Having "unsafe" sex (no condom) is the #I way teens catch HIV. Carolyn Parlcer, executive director for English, because it's a phenomenon 85% of sexually active teens DO NOT use condoms. Texas AIDS Network. that can no longer be ignored in their writing and teaching," she said. A recent survey issued at the Inter­ _The number of deaths from AIDS ♦ 75% of AIDS cases worldwide are the result national Conference on AIDS said already exceeds that of the Korean of heterosexual contact. nearly half of U.S. Anny soldiers ad­ and Vielnam Wars combined, she mit to hazardous sexual practices, such added. as failing to use condoms, the Daily The AIDS institute was held in late ♦ A person could be infected with HIV for an average Texan reported. July. of 7 to IO years before showing symptoms.

Acquaintance Rape Explored ♦ There will be as many as 40 million people infected with HIV worldwide by the year 2()00. By Kelly Vanderherchen Staff Writer ♦ It took 8 years to report the first I 00,000 cases of AIDS in "When No Means Rape" was the are victims of date and acquaintance the US and only 26 months to report the second I 00,000 cases. topic and the title of a film presented rape, and 80% of these women knew at 9 p.m. on September 16 in the their attackers. Commonwealth Ballroom by Zeta Tau In the video, James Sewell, Chief ♦ The World Health Organization has reported almost Alpha. of Police in Gulfport, Florida, empha­ 500,000 cases of AIDS worldwide and estimates 1,500,000 This was the first in a series of sized that alcohol plays a significant presentations on women• s issues on role in reported rapes on campuses. to 2,000,000 actual cases. campus that the society seeks to ad­ "Women feel they have been mis­ dress. Others will include breast can­ led by the man [while under the influ­ ♦ One in every 250 adults in the US is infected with HIV. cer, eating disorders, and self-defense. ence of alcohol]. Once they [ the Hilton Hallock, of Student Ser­ women] realize the gravity of the situ- vices, and Denise Gensor, new REC, ation, it may be too late." he in- led the lecture with the hopes of draw­ fonned. ing attention to this issue and to in­ The lecture paralleled the video in ..W,------~ fonn students of risks and necessary that it also stressed, including infor­ precautions. mation from recent studies, that 60% Imagin e Little Commenting on this.particular lec­ of people under the influence of alco­ Longwood Dollars ture, Ms. Gensorsaid, "Itconcerns me hol regret llleir behavior and another Red Riding that women on campus [are at risk]. 40% of both men and women said that They need to work on identifying risk alcohol played a significant part in Hood without of rape and come to know the possi­ sexual behavior. bilities of rape [occurring]." This behavior may have been pre­ a fore st. Go A Long Way, Ms. Gensor has seen first hand the vented had alcohol not been involved. trauma of rape through her own expe­ Ms. Hallock and Ms. Gensor rience ofworking with women through stressed that both men and women run her undergraduate work and by talk­ the risk of rape or sexual assault. Especially At ing with women, such as the members "One in four college women and of Zeta Tau Alpha, in hope of educat­ one in seven college men have re­ ing more women. ported sexual assault," according to Ms. Hallock stressed to the audi­ Ms. Hallock. ence the importance of acknowledg­ Precautions recommended by Ms. Taco Bell Express! ing acquaintance rape as an assault. Hallock included lile use of tJ1e escort She encouraged the audience to service, watching body language, and P LEASE be very co ref ul practicing finn verbal skills. view an eleven and a half minute video with mofch es. Because entitled "When No Mean Rape," stat­ without the forests , l;f e is Super Low Prices! "Take care of one another" Ms. ing "we hope this [video] gives ideas unimaginable. for you all to help each other." Hallock warned, "TaJce care of each Tacos.59¢ Statistics brought forth in the video other. You can make a difference in Bean Burrito .79¢ mentioned that half a million women .Leaching each other about rape." Beef Burrito $1.49 Burrito Supreme $1.49

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STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIA 11ON Q( his!ber rel)(®Jtalj~· ti~[ ot: whrb 2. &tabli.51! guidelines for the effective amitration of 5. Residence Hall Asoocialion President 1,~,m eFS1t.ie111Se11111e PROPOSED CONS11TU11ON shall hi: ~~!ld file Ille miire tmD Q[ C. The llxlicia[y cases brought before theSAB, ~entwithstandm 6. a,nm1mtica1it11L4\ fublidy Chair Rewisil>II: [11:the fulfillment QfArticli: rulG The }udjcj;uy is composed of fairness and due ~ estJbli~Jed by the Board of 7. aa.~ Officers IY Sectioo I Sul>-~li!.m B 3 d. as ii~Ill~ ARTia.EI: NAME AND PURPOSE h. 61eelt Eem~it Rep1e,c11tati •e CDu1) Q[lbeHQD!!:BQiWI llitllldi;iill Board and the Student Visitors. 8. A.-S!.'!,;li2D C 3 b as it 11!lrtains Ill ~ the Studln Gofflllllltn Associalioo of Loogwood illld lbe loll1l-Frn!anC ililwl a The purpose (i.e.; posting privileges, reserve meeting ~). and C.S A PresideoJ l:l2JKI Bi!iWI . College bereafttr called SGA i. Senior Cla&a oF Stnda,1 Smale ti,es::lf g:o ,a:ma,ea.eemagcirtdi ,dtllewlk.tw:c; awseotaliYe · eilha o[ wich shall l!e b. The mern- involving onty Greek organizatioma9oeial 61eel: aga IXlDliiD!lrs hami: ootreceooxJ a saooion Q[SUS!ffi- Rewisibli: foclbe lilltillmmtllfArticle aid ,igawwwt, pn-. the ge11caal nill ofdtc .-..lt -sectioo B 3, d. as it ll!mio.'i Ill the heli>': LFresivnanC~Presidenl!ll:biwern:p- Vi»Oiair, Secretary, Sergeant-at-Amis, and eight (8) f!leeignated 1epese11tlti •e ~ tbe1eet. U,ropriate81l: Re•m Sludents Yf.bQ illll=lb: QD l!;UJDH: !ll: ludrial Boil[d The Misiiaa Q[ this ~aojzaijoo shall l!e Ill advance resentative· either Q[ whi.b shall be desie- .mociate memben;. There shall aoo be an advm to the m.:lllalive l!!.l!b'. beio~ ~lb!;:[~ Panhelkn.: Council oc •il!lillillJ probation 1G i,oosidered to oot l!e ill eooo R~il>le focthe fulfillmentQ[Aili!;le lllll Sllidml lolflests, Ill acruevi: Ibis mmoo. the nated foc the eolire 1m11 o[ 21fx:e Board the lolll-Fraternil)'. Council, Auy dQ!Uks betwem a Slflldioe wilh lllll cone~ IY, Sec(ioo I, Sul>-sectioo C. 3, ll. as it oertains to the Sllllklll QQvemmmt ABlCialiQD mall; m. &nunm.ieatiem Ollli.t l'ublicityOiair c. Elections. non-Gw individual 2s:~ililiQJI illld a Greelc iDdi: D. Qiwif~ili~fQ.i:offire.so[lll\lHoooc ludi:iillBoil[d -• Promote lllll cuhural. intellec1llal, SQ!;;ial n. Off Campm Slltire Qf !he Stu- o. ~ FJevoo(J l}StudentRepresen- Board for al least one (I) academic year, are elected from ~ I R~ible for SGA pwlicity, ioclud- !ident served on the Board fer at leact one (I) semester, are ll1esttldcl1t~. Pfen wc1ting111cmt,cr!ltip i.,ept11 tt, 11., officers, and Cla$ Officers shall be held in the spring fiootioe the Looewood Q>uummjty s. O,oii ofl.11tm11mal:1mttlf:m1.pt1Rce10 elected from and by thecmrentsittingBoard in the spring ma1d,u of ttK: focult,, acl:1thtiJta1icw1, « ~aff Pcnditag SGA elections. Section 8. CQIDmillee Chairs -• Foon mQbilrze chaooel aod dim;t stu· 1lfffl semester. ~ir tern~ shall be for one (I) calendar year, tile apµo ♦ ttl t"lfthe Excetniwc CunmiftCt vflltcSt.lftl ■t Eledion of A.c;sociate Members of the MUS.ilt!rodfuf;J!;ll\iveCour.cilmeetin~ dfJlt opjruon 4. StMdine Oirnminees Q[ beginning on Jllile I. ~nimhd. Honor and Judi:ial Boards shall he held in both lhe fall aod sihmit a written rel!Qlt at such lime -• Adrieye ill!! maintain ill!P[QJ!nate rep- the Studeot Seuille lltc Exeet1fi ♦ e CentmiffCC of dsc Stub.t and ~rilg SGA elections. Other !ll!li~ ilS fellllired 1m1ta1ioll wall wllcec admioiSaliYe aod [ll!:1111)'. The Oiai[ Q[ eadJ Sianding Committee Qf lhe Student 3. The associate men1ben; of the Honor Board shall be U11iu11BomdftHet11L411i!fef. ~~~1t;c~M lmt:e 81.'!:tioo o[ !..airer Pnxktions lm;ident Section ,. Other offices. l!odirs ill!! i;!lllllllill= llllll make deci<:il!m etfci;:lioe Senate wJm !mn llli chaic shall la:;t !llle (I) :wu: iiba11 elected at-large from the student body, in either the fall oc t., tfie~ffitdel1t~ i1thefall cleetir•~, and the Ouir Q[ illlllllllurnls and ~ Recreatjm The duties of other SGA officeis, not b:lilidl:olbo!b'.lllldlllf:WoodQ;illl:ec llliochl!le llllt re sek:<:wl from !he StudeotSeoate ill the firs 11:eislAtwe springSGA elections. They shall have a term ofone(!) a\'iee Ple!!ide11t;Tleflllt1ct,Ptthliei" 0ml, hfai.t.'lfage shall re ill lbe fall SGA electioro, afocementioned, shall be decided by the branch in oot re limifr.d Ill lllll C!llfeie Cooix:il aod all birioe meeting Q[lbe S12DDe ;g!kint ~mester via a DQIDina- calendar year. Omir, Baekdoor 0ml, fiL ■ a Emit, l!tttmcs Oti, Bectioo of all other SGA olficeis shall be queition, with the consent of the Student Senate. QlllliDitlees tioo illl-fLwomtBack- Student Senate. F.acb Slanding Comminee of the Stu- 1. Act on behalf of the SGA in the promotion and !lme11tlK'.d)ea11ad,&1LCie~k1Cim,cultw.d,cduca1ic:11m, vacant, the brai.cli in question !ml.I appoint another A. Any member of the SGA may be ~ !lmtSm.11em11Smaintain ill G-'! ~ Senille members: enforcement of die Honor Code. mtft 1ee1eafimmf i1t.e1C91!: qualified student to serve Oil the remainder of the removed from their position if: one fifteenth (1/15) of -• Io [06Jer acOJilllluoilY Qfcivility illleo Ill all memlm Qf lhe sqaoizatioo as defined in 2. Determine, interpret, and publish what constitutes an plmuting an~ de 1elopmet1t of octi • itics c,,.4,t.fc1•. n ith the Student Senate. election, or a majority ofthe Student Senate vote for a di&nified CillJll)ll'! enviroommt Artick: II Q(this Constitutioo. Hooor Code violatioo; wider the Coll5!itulion and By- the o!Jecti ,e>! of !hi! BOIIIII. B. Should the office of Oiair of Honoc recall election: and two-thirds (2/3) ofthe student body laws of the Honor Board. 3. Rt ♦ iew and 1caM11u.d apprupriidc Board, or Oiair of Judicial Board become vacan~ the vote in favor ofremoving the membt'r. AR11CLEil: MEMBERSHIP a The Acaderni; ~Affairs CC!lllDlillee n:aoi7.atioo. President for Academi: Affairs. The AAC shall wo.1c These procedures must be consistent with the standards ~,eiat~111 fR:Hitr131ntH t,e 11!1 m~mrizc 1ep1c9cu11,1i ,es become vacant, the President mall appoint another quali- SEction 2. Attendana-. with the Vire-President for AcademicAffairstopromote of fa~ and due proce$ established in the Statement "fdte 1mi"t13llaH &11t1tcih tu d~tre, 1ce,11n!11end,a11d fied student Slhiect to the i<<>ofirmalioo 2( ~ Student Any member of the SGA may be re- ARTICLE ill: STATEMENT OF RIGIITS the academi: welfare of the student body and remsent of Student Rights and RespoMbilities adopted by the take action 0t1 issuCJ cont:e.aiag ■ a.idctw:c haH tife. ~ toserveoottheremainderoflhe\lileXjlired term. moved from theirposition ifthey n absent from more Sedioo I. Discrimination. student in!&~in Ulf Ql!!.1l!!ion Q[;gdemi; .iffairs. The Longwood College Board ofVisito.s. B. P.fc:nta ..lhip of llrt RIM. 3hall tYJftM "Rlc apptsi1rn1alf mlffl. tc co1J"a11.al h) tlrt otln nrena than twenty-five percent (25%) of llll.planned SGA AU students shall be tree from disaimi- AACshall have die power toen3Cl programsCOIICerlling of. aPta.i

pl-,9ieal di!at1ili", ir1e,-.11e, pelitieal idee~~ 1 el age ~en1e1nhel~lltipoftl~~E!hftHee1M publicity, maintenance, and operation of the Honoc .no, lhc Piuicb ■~ of dse om iomc haH ctMHcii.,, aud vacant, the Vi:e-Presidenl.shall become Presidentforthe week J)()ljce bas hl:eo i:iveu. Gender RiG Ori&io, Helie~ !Efmo;e, Se~ ef. a 8,lli., app~ir,1.od ~~ ,,.,e tll calcml111 ,ca."' 11,e System. eo1.ee111Cd 1csidc11f ~udcut.,: remainder of the wtexpired tenn. Qrielllllliou Polita.l I~. Aec, Creed. Mari!AI P.c_11Ment nitl ■ ~te eo1u!111 ttFtlte Slttdct1t s~111te, aml a E: 'fl,e RI !,Ir :!lfflll111ue the pewe1 to dis ARTICLE VIIl. STUDENT ORGANIZA11ONS Sli\lW, or Socio-F&ClOOUlt Bw;kerowxl nmnl,e. ,,f~thci n1ci11bffli 1cp1c:oe111ii1g die10eh!l!,l'!i oftl,e 5. Publiciz.e to the Longwood community the rerults of ettSS, rceonuaeod, and take aetiN:1 on i,t'UC3 cc11ca1ting S«tioll i. RWMlff' Eledions. Section 1. Re .!liinullde n holC-":n1ic:,.:hml of tl1e S1.mL11 Selmle. Witldmlmng of Slltdu,t Sumi£ Sed:lon 4. Ex Post Fado. defmed in Artl:k IY, Secti!lll I. A, 2 j. ~ B. Should no majority be won by a single app10,m 111ill di,qttmi.1 tbete11;11timti"n f.oml'OC'Ci, No Ex Post Facto laws shall be pa500(!. 2. The Judicial Board. B. ,t,H ,11ndenlll .. li,cm,, a~•aue 101111!,f candidate in an election for one of the aforementioned irg Stttdent 1'reti • itie! Fee nm■ ln Sedion 5. Bills of Attainder. C. Th!: Leci.~~1ive Affairs Con1111illee a Thepmpose atk:a,tniric f9l c.odit hou we cligil•k: lo pmlicipate in offices; then there shall be a run-off election within 72 "Rte §1ttdart Senate cm mot app10, e Cm No Bilh of Attainder shall be~. The l.ei:isli!liv~ Alfairn C'-OOllllille!l shall i~Cillll· oflhel.ongwood College Judicial Board !ml.I beto foster fl!li,ilic! !pe1ne1cd t,, the Bi,i,i,,11. hours or the posting of election results. The two (2) stimtinns nf cnt;mllfBlions obos:. nsemba~tllip i, wdf Sedlon ~ Fiefdom or lnf~ a:, valid ilQ): coUeee d. The Ph~sical F.nvironrnen! Commilll:l: C. Thi::\ Bhi.1k,11 M111Umve the JlO"O te RM um branch. a a judjcjazy. ~ {'.Qmmiitee have served on the Board for at least one (I) academi: Rules Q[ Cxder Ne~~ Revised Q[ the la!es1 vm,jQD Visitors be !lll till: atall times aodm11S1;ontain currentiofQUIIII- A. The ~,t Set,at,e Leeililill.ive semester, are elected from and by the current sitting lhm2t . Studentliaisonto theCollegeandCommu- li!!D. SecQDdb: all con&itwQDS and diartfrs llllllt be ~ B. The Exerutive €-.i lkllDd). Board in the spring semester.Theirte.ms shall be foc one B. Iime and~ o(Meet- nil)' ti.st1111!lllYedbl'.theCoMiluliooC!lllllllilleellll!vidcd I. TheStudentSenateshall I. The Executive Branch is (I) calendar year, beginning Jwie I. ~ Presiding official at press oonferences [oc Yiilhin the SGA Cimilllliou illl[ k Executive Council whi;h_shall be the Membt'r of College Calendar Commiuee the Sllldmt Senate UPQD ~p)m wilh these !he 611.e. hmtchw reaoWiou is COJISidered Ill re ~gsr: lll.alH,e1he aoilpolicy making body of the SGA. The shall act on behalf of the Sllldent Senate, Mien it is not al-large by the student body in the fall or spring SGA and as deaned necessary by the SGA._President Ml Committee le.tlld, Toe lleoefits QCreeimrntion ttlude: eli&il!ilit)'. Studeit Senate will be the body responsible for the possible to convene the Senate. The Executive CC!wril elections. Their terms shall be for one (J)calendaryear. mocti.,i;:i shall be epc,1 Ill d.e pul,lic, mitt 11(,ti:e of all Ios,refurx;(ionaljtyofcommi!leesill!llbeic [oc !tlldent ill.livitirs fers (llol~ llllllillited bl'. law. formulalioo, communi:ation, dis;einination, and ex- shall be o:worntle fos: dail)' gQvmiillG alk!;i!liw: d The Judi:"ial niocti.11:3 :mil be p11Ui:t, di.~niriatod. ~ Longwood Collei!.r, aod/oc SGA win>, sy;e resec- ectlion ofdie S111de111~¥iH. Sl11dea1io= and shall finar.ce Q[the oc~;wq;ition, PQlicy review, and iovesti- Board s1all have die power to: Coocdjllill!: committee wade valion;wd[ll!:ililYmilil111iYileirs,LongwoodColfeie me as the ofmal YPG o[the mBlt l!!.l!b'., eatine mB!t cQIGim, AU actions of the Executive a, The Student Senate ~II ~ oo Illfli: The Pres id mt &II bave lbe PQwec I!! Yell! Fleetveh.:le!l.'l!: andiWP[Qvall!!P(§tQllthel..Q~~ 2. TheStudentSenateshall Cow.cil aresubja:t to the approval of the Student Senate. I. Act on behalf of the SGA in the promotion and diiYS lit I :00 IM llllX feiislarion oassedby the Studellt Senate w'1lin ,1000 Colfeie !d!IIIP!J.1i, hove the power to: 2. The membeiship of the enforcemeilt of College Condi.ct Standards. (I} ~Irle period immediatety fl!)lowill: the a Voteonall Executive Coo.ril shall comist of the: President, Vice- 2. TheExecutiveCotn:ilshall meetonrea wedc. and as Studeot Sena~ meeliM Ill whrn the feiislillim was ARTICLE IX. 1llE OA TII ~ affecting the Slt1'1mfWill studeot li[e servires. President, Treasurer, Recording Secretary, ~nd- 2. Delermine, iltelprel, and publish what comtitutes a deemed necess:.y by the SQA.President passed· notice Q[ the yero must at)J)Car io S«tioll 1. The Oath. and intere.re! me.nem .MJQ.shall be appointed by thel'resident, from Other duties as required. SGA, IO be administered at the commencement ofthe 1his Coostitution. the Student Senate and shall ~ Ill llri kisure. 3. E.gablifil procedural guidelines for the effective adju- SEction I: Time ol'Electiom. Section 2. Vire-Pfflident oflicers teim, is: c. Propose, 3. S!mdinc Comminees of dcation of all cases brought before the Board. These The SGA shall hold faU eledions ID11Jin Execute the duties of the President, in case "I review, and establish policies and pnadW"es~ the Executive Couoci1 procedures must be comistent with the standards of the first two (2) wew of November: of the President's absence or inability. do solemnly swear(oc alfmn), that I will to the best of iug to all ~ of tl,e Slll[Ibis Constituti211 Memlleooip Q[lhjs CQDllllil«:e iiball ioclude !he l.'l!l>li;- The SGA shall hold eleclions for msh- Member of Executive Comcil :!llldc111 "elfm e, prom!!le too Mmoo Qf SGA as de- d E.-s:i;tioo c. J. b. as_it paljljm Ill the pursuance themo shall lake precedence ova all other g. Recom- b. The Comrnillee QD C'-!!IIIIDilleeli mlOO!ied m: 1w2:thirds (2Q} o[ the Lon!!Wood CoUeec Otr.:ers eleded in the fall SGA electioo<; SIY JlmH Jet ,e lt.' Qit\i., a nta11hor of the lkAJot 01 A. Students running for, UQioled IQ, Q[ Executive (.ooocil meeciJJ~ I. llimide "SAR: lkl...l~" which bilve beeo ~toolished m: the Judie.ml B,lftld, nppoialod 1,, 11,e P, csidc.d II ith the hQld.iog the following offices -must be al least a rising Men1berofflllillGlStudent.ActivitiesRle AR11CLE XIl. RATIF1CA TION a1G>ideDlial vetQ willl a !JYQ:thirds (2/3} oaiorilY of SGA aod C()J)furned t,y Ille Student Sena1e. All actions uawent of die Sludcut &nntc, mid l't,m (◄l nmnlas at sophomore, ~hove a ~2.3 cwnulalive Committee Section I. Ratification ils vQlioe membrobip Q[ lhe fmaoce/S!l!deol Activities Fee Coouninee are lllli;c, .K,t f.11111 the: Stttdcill &natc, llj)jJC•~11od 1,, Ilic GPA, and lll!§.be in good standing with tlie College: Other duties as required. llP!lD it:, i!!&l.1ll=bya1JY2:third5(2l.l} fil!~iect IQ i!l!l)[OYai Qf the S1u<1en1 SeDi!le, P,wicknl with diccu«utoftl.e Sludcnl Sc.mte. ooe.ill &clio.1 5: CemSfMltting 6tc.da.y. Y!!le of(he stuer Qflll\l Hooor: 2. Vice-President 'Fake at1c1«1taw:c at aH 61.udcul Sumlc wM ioi: law Qflll\l Srudeot Body. TI.jsmtl1illtlitR1111.rtl,c; a. President wllQ Sli!II s:I:Ye ;i.~ ao ex- The Campus Elections Comminee (CEC) mall execute Boord elocted ey Ille l:l<>nor Boord· and QDC m memtiec 3. Treasurer Exccalioc G1w£il mc:dings 1&1L~try atwodthcb(2s3~ ,oteofd1csh.tdcntlstsd) irt QlficjQ member all SGA election,;. The CEC shall be responsible for o[ !be StudeD! Sena~ clocle4 ey ~ S!!!deo! SeDi!le Pvtanta of Student Sam1c .spai:d ckclimu held in tk.,untu, 1998. b. 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MORAN AND RADFORD LEAD LADY LANCERS INTO VIClORY By Greg Prouty Longwood's field hockey team each contest, with her assist coming (Stafford) and freshman Amy Hegna Madision (647)by 14strokes. Radford Sweden) chipped in with an 85-81- traveled to Lynchburg this past week­ against Lynchburg. Moran's efforts (Cranford, N.J.) each contributed an became only the second Longwood 166 to tie for ninth place and rookie end to participate in the 11th annual earned her Longwood College Co­ assist. McCormick's goal was her golfer in history to win the individual Janine Ballow (Kingston, Ontario, ""'W.:..;o,..mW'l;;.en,...n,..i,....s_ _..H.,.e..,a.,.,d.....:C""""'oa...,c..,,hu.iJ North-South Field Hockey Touma­ Player of the Week for the period first career score. Hogan made eight crown as she led the team to its third Canada) tied for 22nd with an 89-89- .:A::n;::g::;i;e;;;;C;;o;;:p;;:p:;;;e:;;d;:g:;:e==::R:;;e;::;co;;;:r:;;;d;;:;i;;:2:;;;-:..ll men t and defeated Catholic, Sept. 13-20. saves in the contest. straight victory in the event. Radford 178. . Lynchburg, and Denison to claim the "We played extremely well this Through six games, Willen and shot 73-77-150 to finish five strokes Lady Lancers playing as indi­ tournament championship. The Lady weekend," commented Bridgeman. Moran continue to lead the Lady Lanc­ al1ead of second place Calay Jaynes. viduals were Nikki Bone (Ashland, Teed Off? Lancers' three victories moved their "Each game was a little more chal­ ers in scoring. Willen has five goals (155) of James Madison. Ohio), 88-88-176, who tied for 19th J record to 4-2 on the season. lenging, and each time we raised our and one assist for 11 points, while The last Longwood golferto win andMichelleZiats (W. Reading, Pa.), Coach Sandy Bridgeman's game to another level. The team Moran has three goals and five assists the individual title was Kay Smith in 94-95-189, who was 30th. squad has already surpassed last played very smart, displaying lots of for 11 points. Hanley follows with 1977 when the tourney was just an 18- Longwood won't play again season's record of 3-9-1, and it's the confidence and support on the field." two goals and an assist for five points. hole event. Smith shot a 75 as until Oct. 2-4 when U1e Lady Lancers most victories since the 1989 unit fin­ Scoring the other goal in the Defensively, senior Susie Lindsay Longwood beat William & will take part in Invitational. ished 6-8-3. The three-game winning Denison victory was senior Meyon (Charlottesville), Warford, and Mary, UNC Charlotte and UNC TEAM SCORES: Longwood 633, streak equals an identical string Puent (Va. Beach), who added an sophomoreAshleyBolen(Va.Beach) Greensboro. Even LPGA pro Tina James Madision (1) 647, UNC achieved during the 1989 season. assist as well. Senior Kim Hasson each have two defensive saves. Hogan Barrett, for whom the tournament is Greensboro 678, William & Mary Longwood played two games (Miller Place, N.Y.) also added an has recorded 45 saves in the net for a named, was unable to finish on top in 682, James Madison (2) 702, Appa­ on Saturday in the tournament hosted assist, while sophomore Sara Hogan save percentage of .865 to go with her the invitational but she led Longwood lachian State 763, Radford 783, by Lynchburg College. The Lady (Charlottesville) recorded her sec­ two shutouts. to back-to-back team titles (1986 and Lewis 859, Judson 1162, Meredith Lancers defeated Catholic 4-1 to open· ·ond shutout of the season, and third Longwood plays two games this 1987) 485-withdrew second day. the tournament, then returned to gain of her career. She had eight saves in week, both on the road against NCAA I"m very happy for Anna," said victory over the host Lady Hornets 3- the net, including a great save on a Division I schools. The Lady Lancers Ho. "It was a big day for her and for 1. Denison, whichdefeatedLynchburg penalty-stroke au.empt. travel to Winston-Salem, N.C. to face the whole team. Everyone contrib­ 7-1 and Catholic 5-0, was Longwood' s In the Lynchburg contest, Wake Forest Tuesday before heading uted to the victory. We were ahead of opponent in the championship on Sun­ Longwood received goals from se­ to Richmond to take on the UR Lady James Madison by just a few strokes day. The Lady Lancers triumphed niors Denise Hanley (Glenside, Pa.) Spiders Saturday afternoon. heading into the final nine holes, but -­ it what with a 3-0 shutout. and Tonia Harris (Va. Beach), with we came on strong to clinch U1e vic­ ? I' Junior Missy Moran (Va. assists coming from seniors Hasson Senior Anna Radford (Kent, tory." · · m Beach) and sophomore Mari Willen and Jenny Wuebker (Mineral), along England) and her teammates gave Radford got strong support from (Mechanicsville, Md.) were with Moran. It marked Hasson' s first Longwood's first year women's golf sophomores Brenda Campbell-Harris llil Longwood's catalysts for the week­ career assist. Hogan contributed four coach Cindy Ho a big reason to smile (Somerset West, Cape Province, end. Moran scored two goals with saves. Sunday afternoon as the Lady Lancers S.Africa) and Charlaine Coetzee sten to three assists, while Willen scored three Against Catholic, seniors won the 16th Tina Barrett-Longwood (Durbanville, CapeTown, S.Africa). .s. Do goals, adding an assist to pace the Hanley and Trish McCormick Invitational Tournament at Longwood Campbell- Harris shot 81-77-158 to Anna Radford, a senior, ificial wins. Moran had a goal and an assist (Shirley, N.Y.), each scored a goal Golf Course. finish third out of 53 golfers and who majors in Business, each against Catholic and Denison, with Hanley adding an assist as well. Longwood gave Ho her first Coetzee tied for fourth with a 77-82- lead her team to victory,·in adding a third assist against Moran also added a goal and an as­ tournament victory, shooting 316-317- 159. Freshman Anna Holm (Hestra, Lynchburg. Willen scored a goal in sist, while junior Anita Warford 633 to beat second place James the Tina Barret -Longwood re jus1 co-Longwood College Players of the Invitational held over this all. ~ for the period Sept. 13- past week-end. 20. Playerofthe Week is chosen by Longwood Aces Tennis Match U1e Longwood sports information Radford Wins Invitational Title office. Moran scored two goals Radford became only the sec By Greg Prouty and added three assists to help ond Lady Lancer golfer in history to Longwood'sfieldhockeysquadwin win the tourney individual crown Moving its record at 2- 1, Wesleyan Longwood won five of six News) was absent. the 11th Annual North-South Field she led Longwood to its third straigh Longwood's women's tennis team singles and all three doubles while In the win over Randolph Ma­ Hockey Tournament hosted by victory in the 16th Tina Barrett­ won two matches last week, blanking beating VWC. Singles winners were con veterans Holms (No. 1), . LynchburgCollege. TheLadyLanc- Longwood Invitational Sunday. visiting Randolph-Macon 9-0 No. 1 Melanie Saunders (S. Boston), Saunders (No. 2) and Amy Tho­ ers are now 4-2 on the season, al- Radford shot 73-77-150 to finish five mas (Virginia Beach) (No. 4) won Wednesday and whipping host Vir­ No.2 KelleyRegan(Warrenton),No. ready surpassing their record of3-9- strokes ahead of second place Calay ginia Wesleyan 8-1 Satu·rday as fresh­ 4 Alexandra Meighan (Falls Church), their singles matches, and a trio of I a year ago. Jaynes (155) of James Madison. men played key roles for the Lady No.·5 JennyDivina(Lynchburg)and rookies were also successful. First­ Moranhadagoalandanassist Longwood's 316-317-633 was 14 Lancers in both wins. No. 6 Kris Stevens (Warrenton). year players Regan (No. 3), A match scheduled last Friday Regan, Meighan, Divina and Stevens Meighan (No. 5) and Divina (No. each against Catholic and Denison, strokes al1ead of secon~ place James at Christopher-Newport was moved are freshmen. 6) also notched victories. It took adding a third assist against Madison (647). to this Thursday (Sept. 24). The Lady In doubles Saunders and Regan Meighan four hours to win her Lynchburg. Longwood defeated Radford's total of 150 for 36 Lancers will play in the Virginia teamed up to win No. 1, Meighan and match. Catholic4-landLynchburg3-1Sat- holes is the second best Longwood Wesleyan Tournament Friday and Divina No. 2 and Thomas and Crystal Regan and Holm teamed up We Have A Tie! urday, before gaining a 3-0 shutout score ever for a two-day tournament. to win No.1 doubles while Saunders Saturday. Barker (Petersburg) won No. 3. Se­ over Denison in the championship OnlyTinaBarrett's75-7 1-146in 1986 nior No. 1 Jenny Holms (Newport and Divina took No. 2. Saturday at Virginia Longwood Sunday. ranks ahead of her. "Missy was instrumental in our Radford's score was a personal, victories this past weekend," com­ collegiate best for the captain and Women mented coach Sandy Bridgeman. fourthyearmemberoftheLadyLancer Season evidences surprises "She played really well offensively, golf squad. A National Golf Coaches Players of and was tough on defensive cor­ Association ,. All-American last sea Coaching Integral To NFL ners." son, Radford is the first Lady Lancer Moran now has three goals golfer to win the invitational crown By James Whiteree The Week and five assists for 11 points this since Kay Smith won with an 18-hole Staff Writer season to tie for the team lead in total of75 in 1977. A business majo11 The National Football League sea- two games against Green Bay and head coach of former national cham­ sco1ing. For her career, Moran has atLongwood,Radfordisagraduateofi Junior field hockey player Missy son has started. F.ach team has now Detroit. In Green Bay, the Packers pion Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. six goals and eight assists in 30 Gravesend Grammar School. Moran (Va. Beach) and senior golfer played their first two games except for hired Mike Holmgren, the former of- They have not fared well so far, games. The 1990fieldhockeyMVP "Anna played super," said Anna Radford (Kent, England), who New England and Miami thanks to fensive Coordinator of the 49'ers. It losing to Denver and Kansas City. also has 14 defensive saves in her Longwood coach Cindy Ho. "Her Hurricane Andrew. has been a rough start as his team has 1l1e Defending Champion Wash- led their teams to tournament triumphs career. Moran is a graduate of First showing was instrumentalin our tour­ There have been numerous changes lost to the Vikings and the B ucs. ington Redskins have struggled in their over the weekend, have been named in the NFL lineup since last season. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have first two games this season, playing Colonial High School. There is no instant replay this sea- been the biggest surprise of the season lackadaisically in Dallas losing 23- son, as it got voted down by the own- winning their first 2 games, beating 10. ers. This was surprising since owners the Phoenix Cardinals and Green Bay The Redskins should have known in years past who had voted for it, Packers. it wasn't their night when Dallas ~IRET' voted against it this season. This Sam Wyche, who was fired by the blocked a punt for a safety in the first meansthatanybadcallsmadewillnot Cincinnati Bengals last year, has ap- five minutes of the game, and then get reversed this season. parently rejuxenated the team and has were unable to establish a running This is an attempt to encourage the added a lot of spirit to this perennial game. On the defensive side, they officials on the field to be more asser- loser franchise. couldn't stop Dallas' Emmitt Smith. tive and less timid about making a The LA Rams hired Chuck Knox The special teams didn't help much call. who was fired as head coach of the as Kelvin Martin ran back a punt 79 There have been numerous changes Seahawks last season. He coached the yards for a touchdown for Dallas. attheheadcoachposition, where there Rams back in the late 70's and has In their game against Atlanta at are 7 riew ones this season. The starts returned to make a lot of changes to a RFK, the Redskins escaped with a 24- to their seasons have come with mixed team that only won 4 times la<;t sea- 17 victory, despite being completely results. son. outplayed by Gerry Glanville's Fal- so far they have split their first two cons. Don Shula' s son, David Shula, has games losing on the road to the Bills They received some bad news af- taken over as head coach of the Cin- and wil)ning at home against New tcr U1e game when Darrell Green, U1e cinnati Bengals. The Bengals won England last week. Redskins Comerback speedster was theirfirstgameattheKingdomagainst Tom Flores, former coach of the announced out for the season with a the Seattle Seahawks, and then won L.A. Raiders who won two Superbowl broken arm. • an overtime thriller against the Raid- titles working with L.A., is now head The NFC F.ast looks to be the most ers in week 2. coach of the Seattle Seahawks who powerful division in the NFL this sea- Dennis Green took over the head lost their firsttwo games to Cincinnati son. The Eagles, Cowboys, and coaching job for the Minnesota Vi- and Kansas City. Redskins have the strongest teams, kings and led them through an incred- and after the first two games there is ible preseason where they only gave The San Diego Chargers, who no indication that there is a team out- up six points. haven't made the playoffs in nine side this division or within who So far his team has split their first years, hired Bobby Ross, who was matches up to these teams .. Page 1.2 '(he Rotunda September 21, 1

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