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[email protected] here are a lot of national headline grabbers lately. Some sound absurd and are absolutely true, some sound true and are absolutely absurd. Like “Taco Bell voted best Mexican restaurant” (uuuhm, re- ally?), “North Carolina didn’t like science on sea levels so passed a law Tagainst it” (one word: Florence) and lastly one from our great state of Florida, “Ft. Pierce woman claims wind blew cocaine into her purse” (only in FLA). Regardless of factual truth, social media has a way of feeding life into them to long live after the daily news cycle.