$3 What Do You Mean We Don’t Support Your System? We Go To Court When We Have To... $3 The Committed Indian The REal Fan’s Program secondcityhockey.com January 16th, 2009
[email protected] WHAT’S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT, JACKASS? “Well, that was unexpected,” Mayor lumbus case, where a team is strictly built to might be lower than 23rd in goals-per-game, Quimby once said after watching Rex Ban- protect its goalie. The Rangers blue line has where they are now. ner catapulted into the abyss (and yes, we’re continually been the team’s weakness, and But Rangers fans will point squarely going to try to start these off with a Simpsons this year is no exception. Michal Rozsival has to the power play as the team’s Achilles Heel. quote as often as we can. Get used to it). We had to wear disguises when out in public in Clearly missing the dominating puck-pos- don’t think anyone saw a chippy, nasty affair New York for fear of physical violence. Wade session of Jaromir Jagr, the Rangers haven’t between two of the less ornery teams around Redden has been a corpse -- a handsomely figured out another way. They don’t have a coming, but that’s exactly what we got. Obvi- paid corpse, but a corpse nonetheless. Only plus-puck mover on the blue line, or a big ously, Drew Stafford’s hit on Duncan Keith Marc Staal and Paul Mara have been consis- shot -- Redden couldn’t hit a bull in the ass ramped the animosity up, but the Hawks were tently useful on the back end.