Casimir Dukhasz, the Asbestos Diary

An incendiary account, in 135 episodes, of one man’s amorous exploits with boys. The Asbestos Diary By Casimir Dukahz (Dust jacket of First Edition published by Oliver Layton Press, Inc.) $5.95 The Asbestos Diary By Casimir Dukahz “BUT WHY do you call it an as bes tos diary?” asks 13-year-old Luc. “Because in it I have written all about you and me, among others, and it hasn’t gone up in smoke and flames,” replies the author, Casimir Dukahz, whose polarity in the sexual alphabet is the “I” of boys rather than the “O” of females. Luc is the Number One Boy, but among the other young, handsome, males Casimir meets (and takes to bed) are: the youngster who would permit himself to be loved only when he was “asleep”; the lad who wanted to become a mother; the youth who was betrayed by a condom; the kid with the foam-rubber crotch; the circumcised lad who grew a second foreskin; the prostitute boy constructed of plasticene and latex. In the pursuit of these not-too-elusive loves, Casimir finds himself in ridiculous, obscene, sometimes dire situations - he is variously in jail, a latrine, a whore’s bedroom, a Protectory for Vicious Boys, a skid-row hotel, a wet bed, a Boy Scout Troop, a playground, and a toilet booth, to name a few. He suffers blackmail, mayhem, rejection, overcharging, cuckolding, competition, police brutality, and violent opposition from animals, Moms and constituted authority. But he endures all because the reward is great; we leave the hero- villain immersed deep in the love affair of his career. Casimir is naïve, easily imposed upon, generous with effort and money, sympathy and advice. He will shock you at first, and after reading about his erotic adventures, some may condemn him - but many others will be secretly envious! The first book by a writer who has been too busy living what he writes about - to write about it! Now he wants to share his personal bliss with a discerning few - the fewer the better, competition being what it is! The first book to introduce the humanely necessary element of sexual responsibility into erotica. The first fictional work to demonstrate conclusively that boy-love can and should be fun - not sordid, self-condemning or degrading. The first fictional work to prove that Dr. Albert Ellis, who wrote, “Boys are lousy lovers,” was about as wrong as an ignorant, biased and presumptuous heterosexual can be. The first erotica that has its share of the usual four-letter words, but is also guaranteed to improve your vocabulary. The first book-length fictional work to explore a subject which has suffered a ban of silence for nearly two thousand years. The first fictional work to defy the publishers’ and censors’ bigoted edicts that boy-love must be portrayed with an unhappy - or at least a neutral - ending. The first book to introduce humor as a consistent feature of erotica. The first fictional work on boy-love since the Satyricon which treats openly of the subject, by one who knows it and has lived it - not by reporters or others who at best have only textbook, hearsay or second-hand knowledge. The first book which may change the sexual habits of at least a million heterosexual males all over the world! The Asbestos Diary By Casimir Dukahz Except for named public personalities, all characters and incidents in this Diary are impurely imaginary. Copyright © 1966 by Casimir Dukahz First published 1966 by Oliver Layton Press, Inc. P. O. Box 150, Cooper Station New York, N. Y. 10003 Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 65-28181 Manufactured in the United States of America To LUC (Prime T-bone in a hamburger world) "But why do you call it an as bes tos diary?" asks Luc. "Because in it I have written all about you and me, among others, and it hasn't gone up in smoke and flame." "Are you some kind of creep from outer space or something?" the boy moans, clutching his hair. "If anybody reads it, you'll go to prison and I'll go to reform school!" "I'll explain that it's farcical satire if not satirical farce," I reassure him, "a bathotic dramaturgical of petulant pubertal villains wooed by pricaresque hero . then everybody can read it!" CONTENTS Amour Needs a Neo-Definition 24 A boy is a joy is a boy. Gavin—at 16 27 Beware vaginal flying-saucers. Carolus—at 14 29 My kingdom for no horse! Gogo—at 3 weeks 30 The balloon-boy. Tinker—at 15 32 The genesis of a homocide . O Tempora! O Mores! O Bullshit! 34 The bad end of a good Samaritan. Mrs. Forthbwoyner 35 Who was that boy I saw you with last night? Billy—at 16 36 The hazards of urethral coitus. Missus Marasmus 40 Never underestimate the stupidity of a woman! Luc—at 13 42 “Wipe your mouth, sir!” Rolf—at 13 47 "Can Rolf come out and play, Mrs. McGillicuddy?" Kurt—at 16 49 A tisket, a tasket, a damned deceiving basket! Ecce Puer! 50 Subversion is a calendar. Luc—at 13 51 The case of the nearly-lost load. Gogo Renascent 54 The balloon-boy pricked! Ave Atque Vale! 56 You and him fight, Queens berry! Tinker—at 15 58 "Am I hurting you, dear?" Comment Molto Voce! 61 The lavender hatred. Haven—at 15 63 You know in your heart he's Right! That Was the Man That Was 65 Rape-therapy. Luc—at 13 67 "Wipe me, please, sir!" Unwept, Unhonored and Unhung 70 Taffy comes in no delicious flavors. Donal—at 13 73 "Dessert c-c-coming up!" Cave Canem et al! 75 Move over, Rover—make room for Sonny Boy! Luc—at 13 77 The long and short of it. Pro Bono Sapciety 78 The F.B.I. knocks like no other visitor! Parris—at 14 81 Muffling the transports of lust. Cencio—at 13 83 The reluctant virgin. Roy—at 14 84 I am laggard in seducing him—and he blames me! Carr—at 16 87 Fill 'er up with high-test! Luc—at 13 88 About a certain ineffable sticky whitish fluid. Jason—at 14 89 A boy-Svengali and a recalcitrant Trilby. Donal—at 13 91 "Go on and take s-s-seconds, Duke!" Mr. Anstruther 94 The answer to the Faustian quest for youth. Piers—at 12 96 The Perfumed Garden in Coprological Park. Donal—at 13 98 "I don't mind trying it when my b-b-butt heals!” Greer—at 15 100 Of an overpriced hustler and brotherly love. Luc—at 13 102 That unspeakable phrase: "I love you!" Philippe—at 14 105 All Gaul is divided into private parts. Bête Noire 107 The tale of the plastered prostitute. The Gone Beloved Cheat—at 13? 110 Casimir gets the finger. Rowan—at 17 112 Originator of the 'poor-boy' sandwich. Pascal—at 18 113 Aphrodisia is no lady! August—at 17 116 A calf is a lethal lover. Andy—at 14 118 Of a persistent cyst and a phoenix foreskin. Luc—at 13 120 Even hyperbole seems not enough! The Feminine Mystaque 121 Nothing but the truth—on the whole. Wakefield—at 14 123 "Cold pops, why you play so hard to get!" Kelsey—at 13 126 Little hot-rod kibitzer and his cop-pop. Bucky—at 14 128 The young wrestler who could stand while lying down. Fiat Lux 129 It pays to advertise—if you feature a boy. Traumerie Primero 131 Latrine interlude . Lenny—at 17 132 On the Anxious Seat in the Amen Corner. Perry—at 13 133 The mutual larcenists. Luc—at 13 135 Once a boy knows you are his slave . Linden—at 15 137 An unadvertised use for Geritol. Sonny—at 17 138 A close shave and some cutting remarks. Warren—at 18 140 Fouled balls, or: The heavy hitter hit. Luc—at 13 143 The ointment in the fly. C'est Si Bon! 144 Get yourself a hobbyhorse and ride, ride, ride! Einar—at 14 145 He came, I saw, fuzz conquered! Luc—at 13 149 Pull up an electric chair and sit down! Ben—at 18 152 Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! Luc—at 13 155 An exercise in phallic undexterity. Traumerie Secundo 156 The riot at the Crotchkiss School for Boys. Renfrew—at 13 157 The pitiful account of an outwitted sex-fiend. Fiametto—at 17 160 Who would rather be NFG than NGF. Luc—at 13 163 Harvard may call it Proctology but I call it Sodomy. Norbert—at 16 164 Money makes the mare go and the stud come. Kevin—at 14 166 Who killed Cock Robin? Luc—at 13 168 The aphrodisiac 'hic'! Rex—at 15 169 I love to see that evening son go down! The Mann Act is Not the Boy Act 171 I ordered lamb and I get mutton. Luc—at 13 173 Define 'incest,' Mother Goose! Chinois Connu 174 Won Hung Lo. Mercer—at 16 175 Brush your teeth, man, they're hairy! Luc—at 13 176 Beauty and the Beast and a Birthmark . Roderick—at 18 178 Of a Toothsome Groom and a Gruesome Bride. Sherry—at 13 180 Pull it out deeper 'cause it hurts so nice! Luc—at 13 183 You're the cream in my coffee! Pell—at 13 184 Does your mother know you're out? Carry Me Back to Old Virginity 186 Cuckolded by a thermos-bottle. Luc—at 13 190 An 'L' of a cutup is Casimir.

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