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Tuesday, April 1, Vol. 52-No.«fe Can me love/ Slambar staff repels insurgents suicide explains

- YSU President John Coffup is countered a motion to investigate dead. His body was found in his his office's efficiency in the use office "yesterday by campus of paper clips by saying, "If you security after his secretary don't leave me alone, I don't complained that he was not know what I'm likely to do!" answering liis intercom. The Both remarks were reportedly president was found hanging by made in jest. the neck from a chandelier. His hands were tied behind his back. The most tantalizing hint uncovered by The Slambar was a Campus security ruled the memo sent to Joseph Rooked, VP death a suicide. "He got really of money. In the memo, Coffup hung up by all that red tape," said, "I'm going to hang myself said security chief Paul Distress in on 7:30 p.m. Friday, March 28." a moment of levity. "I didn't think he was serious," A memo, was found said Rooked. paperclipped to the president's belt buckle. The note said, "Can't Dr. Taylor Alderperson will be buy me love, hence goodbye, acting president of YSU until Ruby Tuesday." The note was somebody worthwhile can be aW«^»*i. 11 .... apparently alluding to popular selected, according to a resolution rock and roll lyrics of the sixties. passed at an emergency meeting of the Bored ofTrustees. Sources close to the president said he had been feeling depressed "My administration, of late. Coffup had secretly irregardless. of how long it lasts, sought psychiatric help from will be remembered for a long Consoling Center head Dr. U. R. time to come," said'Alderperson: ^••fii Crazy. "I think his problem was When asked to elaborate, that he couldn't help students Alderperson replied, "You get enough to soothe, his guilty out of here!" conscience, or maybe he just wasn't right in the nead. But I don't think I helped him much." Easy Street Appa Kappa Zappa THE SLAMBAR was defended yesterday during a bloody siege conducted by various Several public statements president Tom Topps student body elements. Shown in upper left hand corner is the swift execution of the leader recently imade by the president announced today that of the insurgents by an officer of the SLS(SIanibar Loony Squad) following a hasty and hint that he was contemplating application forms are now rather one-sided trial- PITY. suicide for .sometime. In available for. 1987 Miss February, during a public auction Congeniality. Topps noted held- to raise money for the Food service recipe file uncovered the only requirements for the university, Coffup announced, title are a winning smile, a "I'd auction off my body, but I great body and in Topps campus security office cabinet know none of you ladies would words, "the morals of Xaviera What appears to be a ,YSU snackbar employees that do not list" listing the names of five give me a wooden nickel for it." Hollander." food service "recipe file" of all wear hair nets and the names of students, two faculty members, At a meeting of the board of foods served in Kilcawley Center, cooks who shape meat patties and a security guard who have trustees last month, Coffup has been maintained in the YSU larger than the 1/8 cafeteria not yet complained about the Campus Security Office since at standard thickness. Also ..food program. least fall quarter 1908, when contained in the list was the name When Phil Hershey, director of students first began to complain of a Slambar reporter, Mark Kilcawley center, learned that about the food. The file has been Squirrel, who wrote a story on many of the Kilcawley employees seeks refuge in Venezuela updated to include recipes as fast food companies possibly 'were on the "enemies list," his recent as winter quarter. 1975, taking over the present food only comment (was 'T guess the Claiming their rights as us." according to information made service. Center had better invest in some hair nets..." reporters had been usurped, and The staff claims YSU available to The Slambar. Also discovered was an "allies citing an infringement upon administrators had been A file cabinet, located in the freedom of the press, the editorial pressuring them for' "God knows Kilcawley office. of Paul Eleven drop off— staff of The Jambar resigned en how long," according to Briman, Watercress, chief of YSU security, masse Monday morning, and are to run weekly scores of their contains the recipes of all foods reported to be awaiting passage intramurals team, the Tamecocks. and beverages served in the Faculty bails out fast on a boat to Venezuela, where The Jambar had resisted most Center, possibly because they are they hope to begin a left-wing efforts by administration , Eleven YSU faculty members when they fell into the Mahoning deemed health risks. political newspaper. members to publish game results. were killed yesterday as they River. Four others threw Th e Slambar managed to mobbed a chartered flight themselves in front of the plane However, last week, according to The possibility of other files obtain an interview with editor of departing for Ohio State as it speeded down the runway, the editor, staff members found a tabulating the total amount of the o the'r publication Ann University as a part of the new screaming, "Even Da Nang is door to the building kicked in, meat used per quarter may be Brimam. She said "'You dont Ohio faculty exchange program. better than this rotting hole." and a message taped to the stored in a padlocked cabinet in know what we had to go through, Eleven thousand faculty Funeral services will be held in editor's typewriter, threatening Watercress' office, The Slambar day after day, week after week, it members rushed for the plane Kilcawley Amphitheatre her with abduction unless she learned. was awful. Well, they won't have agreed to, as the note read, which only had room for eighteen tomorrow. At that time, passages The Jambar staff to kick around "publicize both our games and Included in the "recipe files" instructors. Seven instructors who will be read from the WEO-YSU anymore. I say, let's go where our after-games activities, which was a separate "enemies list" were attempting to hang on to agreement, and from Those who someone will really appreciate (Cont. on page 8) listing the names of several the wings were killed instantly * (Cont. on page 6) The Slambar, Page 2 Tuesday, April 1, 1975

Slammed

Some intellectual snobs on this campus are making it tough for the rest of us to get the educations we so badly need. A recent editorial in another campus publication charged the University with catering to less intelligent students in their choice of textbooks simply to keep the Slams Slambar for being ignorant tuition coming. The writer of that editorial claimed, in the Arab-Israeli war even though effect, the majority of YSU students are. dumb. To the editor of The Slambar: up. What would YOU do with 87 gallons of left over corn likker, a nobody around here gives a shit It appears; the writer of that editorial is merely jealous You idiots. Here we are. The greased pig, and a ton of hay, not about that. because the majority of students here really enjoy school. sole representatives of CULTURE to mention having to pay Joe Well let me tell you something. The time has come for some candid discussion about the on this campus, and won't even Yokel's Band and North, You're here to report on people like us, the real people on this type of education we are receiving at YSU. For one thing, send out one of your scummy Carolina's champion hog caller reporters to cover our activities. when they didn't have anything campus. You're a bunch of textbooks are geared to the average student, the Our second vice- president to do all night except sit around hot-shot suto- intellects up there.. down-to-earth, ail-American kind who'd rather look at came up to The Slambar and guzzle the corn likker in a Yeah, when we came up you pretty pictures any day than read some nonsensical trash twenty-seven times to make sure most disgusting manner. treated us like dirt. (We knew you about a long-forgotten war or a dead president. After all, that the announcement of the The reason no one came is didn't like us). how relevant is the Cuban missile crisis or the laws of supply Extrageezer Communications because you intellectual snobs You write a lousy paper anyway. You print nothing but anddemand in a technological society? Colloquium's Second Semi-annual couldn't find room to announce Starl ight Square Dance was our dance. Oh, but you had room lies. Somebody should tell Also, it's a shame the way some people complain about announced in your paper in time to run a review of a lousy English somebody about you. the type of student leadership we have here. Our Student to make sure all the squares came. fag rock group. And you had Council is the best around. They meet once a week, in a room to run a' story about some But no, you couldn't find room Loretta Lynn 'thunder thighs' in your paper to announce it. godless women's lib cause, you public place no less, and some of them are even sympathetic Ishkabibel And none of the squares showed commies. And you'gave space to to students' troubles. Now, what more could the average Little sisters of ECC student want? Furthermore, we've got a pretty swell administration. When the files were discovered in the security office, they did something. When students wanted to be a part of the Galls WEO-YSU 'the good guys' collective bargaining process here, they did something. They didn't even, sit still when a band of disgruntled CASE To the editor of The Slambar: collective, throat, we are the good objectively thatvou are bitter guys! We are the upholders of vicious people;|$fking for glaring members set fire to the executive office building. You kids are scum. After all what is moral and noble here at sensationalists headlines to And those Penguin sp'orts teams. It just goes to show that we've done for you. When we YSU. Why our former leader, Dr. salvage your boring front pages. great coaching and loyal fans can build a strong university. read your account of our last Turkey Boatka is about to be You are obviously warped Those students who gripe and want to change things are WEO-YSU meeting we almost canonized by the Roman Church, victims of severe toilet training. the ones who give YSU a bad name. Let's get them out of puked. is about to be installed as a guru Maybe you should all go into of Hari Krishna, and is considered therapy. here for once and for all, and get on with the business of There was a time when our stories were reported on the shining hope of the oppressed getting an education. objectively, that is, objects we peoples of the world. Esteemed Big WEO Chicken No, 1 wanted hushed . up were. (After And- you have the balls to Esteemed Big WEO Chicken No. 2 ali, we want people to like us). malign the WEO-VSU. ... . WEO-YSU We; and cram this down your ; We can only conclude (Where economy originates) Raps Rip-O for robbing recipe

To the editor of The Slambar: the Kilcawley Cafeteria when she that trying to better their own demanded the recipe for my food service by attempting -to In a gentlemanly fashion I chicken, saying that she had steal my famous recipe is must make.it known.that the always thought that fried chicken hogwash! YSU food service, Rip-o-mation, was coated in grease, not batter. I I realize that my chicken and is suspected of spying on my thought nothing of it until later; all the fixins that go with it are Kentucky Fried Chicken food when I discovered that she had finger-lickin good, but rather than •chains in an attempt to discover placed a hidden camera near my copy my recipes, why not my famous secret recipe. recipe cards. contract us instead? I first became suspicious when 1 I can sympathize with an elderly woman wearing a "real Rip-o-mation since it has been.' meal-deal" sticker came in to under severe criticism, and faces Colonel Sanders order a bucket of chicken. I the possibility of being replaced Colonel realized that she' was a scout for by a fast food outfit, but I find Military Science

Ann Slamson- Slammer in Chief Calls non-FLRers Mary Slamatura- News Slammer Marilyn Slamovich- Copy Slammer To the editor of The Slambar: determined that not taking a and root for the • Brooklyn Evelyn Sfamland- Slamming Manager foreign language is dangerous to a Dodgers. All of these students live Joe Slambel— General all-around Slammer For the last few years students student's health, causing lung in a cozy little thatched cottage have submitted letters critisizing cancer, heart attack, brain by the sea, marry the girl next damage, the seven year itch, the door, own two cars, have tv/o Slammer Staff: Rick Slamner, Debbie Slamger, Steve the Fpreign Language bubonic plague and a mild case of chickens in every pot, wear clean Slarhgas, Dave Slamlan, Tim Slamney, Angela SJamnts, Requirement. After reading these moronic arguments to abolish the prickly heat. Employers have white socks, vote for Nixon and Linda Slamker, Peg Slamach, Stan Slamtek, Bill "the FLR I will refute these been known to discriminate watch the Lawrence Welk show, Slam" Spotter, Louisa Slamda, Mary Ann Slamery, Ginny, statements once and for all and against those students who don't These arguments should Slamdes,Fritz (garbajean) Slammger. show why YSU students need the take the FLR since employers are convince all students that a FLR. looking for students who can foreign language is for everyone. Slammer Picture Person: Mike "Sly" Slammer According to government conjugate verbs in Swahili and Anyone who bad raps the FLR is Slammertizer: Slam Schwartz (King), Kathy Slamaka statistics, 42% of all YSU other "relevant" knowledge. nothing but a sissy and a big (Wizard) students who don't take a foreign On the other hand, it has been ninny.' ' Sport Slamspersons: Slam Skyer, Dave Slamsym language are homosexuals, 68% proven that YSU students who Typing up the Slam: Slam Clerk-, Slam Budai are Commie pinko fags, 73% are partake of the fruits of the FLR social outcasts, 29% have are personable, trustworthy, Rey Quepasa inferiority complexes, and 93.2% loyal, kind, helpful, thrifty, Junior, benevolent, obedient, courteous, German, French, Latin, Slametary: Mildred McSlam. don't use a strong deodorant. The surgeon general has brave, clean, cheerful, reverent, Spanish, Greek, Russian Tuesday, April 1, 1975 The Slambar, Page 3

'won't need it. basketweaving. Some of da 'SLAMBAR: Strap, since you are a professors I had made all sorts of senior what are your plans after hard assignments ' like reading graduation? books with no pictures in dem. STRAP: Plans? Graduation? Ah One teacher said he would not gee ah, nobody told me about pass anyone who did not score higher dan a 40 per cent for the Editor's note: The following is a shorter. Without me this, team is KNOCKNEES: - It's like Social- dat. I only play tiddlewinks. finals. Gee, how rough can a guy Slambar interview with Knute nothing. I took a bunch of green Security, it's there if you want ft. .SLAMBAR: What are your majors get? ' Knoc&iees, head coach of the athletes and transformed them Besides, what is a paltry $10 and minors? YSU tiddlewinks team, and Jock into an aggressive, hustling,1, million stadium when we will be STRAP: I'm majoring in beer SLAMBAR: What proression do Strap, the leading scorer and MVP fast-breaking tiddlewink team. making all of those fans happy. guzzling, girl chasing and you plan to enter with the of the team. SLAMBAR: Are there any SLAMBAR: Coach, is there any tiddlewinks. I'm minoring in courses you have taken at 'this immediate plans you have for this truth to the rumors that you basketweaving, lunch and holy temple of knowledge and SLAMBAR: Coach, what factors team? might sign a contract with a pro foosball. truth? do you attribute to the team's KNOCKNEES; Yes, since we tiddlewink team? SLAAtBAR: It sounds like a' STRAP: I want to be either a 98-0 record? finished with a perfect record and KNOCKNEES: That is correctTI grueling academic cirriculum. bwain surgeon or a supreme court KNOCKNEES: Me. AU the glory won the NCAAT championship just finished negotiating a deal Have you had difficulties with justice. "should go to me. Without my by out fiddling Whatsamatta U. I with the JCalamazoo Tiddlers of any of your classes? SLAMBA& It figures. magnificent coaching, ''firm feel we are entitled to a stadium. the World Tiddlewinks League STRAP: .Ah' only with, ah discipline and stalwart leadership STRAP: Dah, that is er right. We and plan ito serve as a coach on this team would have gone down could be da Notre. Dame of Ohio specialty teams. the porcelain receptacle. In all with a stadium, .SLAMBAR: Do you have, any "Mel Sitegag's Comic Piece" regrets in leaving this citadel of due modesty I take full credit for SLAMBAR: Are there any concrete —Harry Truman the team's success. plans made for this stadium? knowledge, sometimes referred to SLAMBAR: How much of a KNOCKNEES: Our governor, as YSU? contribution did you make to the Dim Rose, has promised us a KNOCKNEES: Hell no. Are you "The circumcision scene was possibly the best ever team, Strap? stadium that will seat 20,000 out of your mind? I've been filmed" ' STRAP: Dun, I don't know. fans. waiting all of my life to get a —Rabbf Morris Schhtum _Coach didn't write a message for SLAMBAR: i noticed your average break like this. YSU was just a me to say. I no know what to attendance for the year was 63 stepping stone where my fabulous "They should have gotten Mel Brooks to do it." think. fans. Isn't a 20,000-seat stadium talents could be displayed for the KNOCKNEES: That goes to show being a bit extravagent? pros. —Woody Allen you what type of material I have . STRAPr Not at all, er dah. If a SLAMBAR: I'm sure I speak for to work with. Strap still thinks stadium were built ah more all the entire YSU cqmmunity by 'This one would even gag Linda Lovelace" the Chicago 7 is an auto race like people would see us. play. That wishing you the best of luck. the Indianapolis 500, only" much makes sense. KNOCKNEES:' Thanks, but I "I was great" —Gene Wilder i

"We'had a helluva time fitting him, but it really- stinky' helped hold back the...uh...Suspense!" An interview with members ot Jim i "Little Redfin" Scenery, complaining about cafeteria food. Student Council, conducted by stated that he was down on the Hie governor had said early this —John Podhortzer, The Slambar ended in total floor because he like to-keep a week he would "shoot to.kill"! • Pres. American Condom Corp, chaos when -a brawl broke out low profile when it came to any student heard maligning the after several Council members Council business. food served, at his college. The "Spo.wasI" accused one another of political "What really ticked me off," letter was voted down by "Council —Marty Feldman righteousness, yelling that those Honest Sam told Slambar members. Scenery claimed 4>seudo-leftists were wrecking the reporters as he dodged a blow "That's ' a . state affair. If the calm apathetic spirit Council from a spectator, "is how Caviar governor wants to shoot students, has always managed to maintain. hogged the floor for over thirty that's not our concern. —Harpo Marx Ed "Big Redfin" Caviar, minutes talking about how Personally, I hope he blows their chairperson of Council rapped on Council members should be brief brains out." ' his gavel and told everyone they in their statements." (Cont. on page 4) were out of order, but several "Yeah," Bonnie Biilie Young's members of Council led by a concurred, "it was a clear case of member who would only identify demagoguery, dictatorial himself as"Honest"Sam tied him procedure, and inept assifiedsCI up with^a large mass of red tape parliamentary practice. It Frankenshmekle obtained from Council secretary stunk." PUPPY-Meet me In the Hbrery at Tillie Nilly. After that all hell Heated debate also broke out 2:O0-wear red. Wets. broke lose. See this tale of a disturbed young doctor from a over a letter to be sent to the' Humpor-f got the riots for you. One ' Council member seen governor requesting that the Love, Marsh mellow Lips good Jewish family create a monster who was given -crawling on his hands and knees' national guard not be sent to 13 on his first birthday, and didn't . need a Young Attractive Male looking for from the brawl, later identified as campuses on which students are young attractive mate to share one Bar-Mitzvah to prove he was a man. bed apartment and bubble-bath Must Ilka Chiffon. Contact Bruce at Twinkle Apartments.

(Cont. from page 2) Out of work-Canary desires STARRING friendship with pregnant bull-frog include some. pretty kinky stuff exist. for erotic reasons. Contact Tweety. with the losing team members' "Hell, how were to know YSU Handsome young pervert wishes to James Caan as Sonny wives." doesn't have a badminton team?" meet disease-ridden Cocker-Spaniel. " Briman, under pressure from Briman stated. "We all hate that Call 'Gums' at 2301 the threat, contacted a leading sports shit anyway." spokesperson for the civil liberties One administration member Sensuous Ninety-Year Old Woman Ruta Lee as Red Buttons wishes to meet architect to discuss society, whose only advice was, who was contacted denied any future 'erections* Interested parties "Listen, what can we do? Why truth to Briman's charges that the call Masle aat the usual number. n don't you just let them make the staff has been terrorized and Ninety-Year Old Man wishes to next move?" "demoralized," in her words. He meet female elevator operator' In order to get him up. Make contact Ted Knight as Mary Tyler Moore The editor alleges the said, "I don't know what that with Willy at his Wick Park Bench. administration has been chick is talking about. And as for "terrorizing" the staff for some that thing about the phony letter, For Sale: One Iron-chair, one pair Shecky Green as Marty Feldman months, siphoning the gas out of I could have sworn we had a ;ize eight shackles, one eight foot their cars, scrawling obsenities on badminton team." He indicated whip (with bells), three quarts baby A special cameo appearance by1 Oral Roberts all slightly used {stains will come the windows, and even writing members of the executive office aff). See 'Hairy Legs' In the Locker bogus letters to the editor dealing building would run the campus Room. with The Jambar's coverage of newspaper until a new staff can the YSU badminton team, which, be found. "We'll run it like it the staff discovered after one of TUTOR NEEDED this Friday night should be runv Freedom .of the to study blonlc sex. those letters appeared, does not press. Bah!" he remarked. The Slambar, Page 4 Tuesday, April 1, 1975

scientific journals, say for about HEARTHOLOW: Because ' if it Heartholow experiments on rats; 18 hours every day, make it listen doesn't I will use shock treatment, to my wonderful lectures for on it, I will flog it, thrash it about one hour every day, make around and flunk it. finds abundant supply at YSU it work on it's term paper for SLAMBAR: Won't the student about three hours per day and let object? say, if the rat won't come to the Editor's note: The following is an three died from colon cancer it spend the rest of the day doing HEARTHOLOW: No, all my researcher, the researcher must go interview with H, H, Heartholow, from one'of the student union's the other homework I give it. students love me. I'm very lovable to the rat. It's so convenient to instructor in YSU's futuristic typical diets. (I will continue SLAMBAR: That sounds like" ^.as well as brilliant and witty. reach under the desk and bag a food and nutrition department. packing my lunch). quite a work load. How will you SLAMBAR: I did hear one ofVour • rat every time I'm ready for an SLAMBAR: Do you experiment convince your student to actually students say you're "all heart." SLAMBAR: Tell us, Mr. experiment. . on any animals besides rats? do all of this? Heartholow, what is a biochemist SLAMBAR: You must be a very HEARTHOLOW: Yes, on YSU with your distinquished dedicated researcher. What sort of students. One of my next projects background doing teaching experiments do you conduct? will be to take the average, feeble nutrition classes in Clingen HEARTHOLOW: For example, I minded, miserable YSU student Waddel? fed five rats food from the and convert it into a HEARTHOLOW: Well, we ran student union. You see, I wanted SUPERDIETICIAN! out of experimental rats and mice to make sure the food was safe SLAMBAR: How will you down at MIT and I was unable to before I ventured to eat any. attempt to do .this? go on with my work. I was very SLAMBAR: What were the pleased to hear about Clingen results of that experiment? HEARTHOLOW: First of all, I Waddel and its abundant rat HEARTHOLOW: Two of the five will send it to the library to read population. You know .what they. rats died of malnutrition and sophisticated medical and

istory club violence sends faculty

IS I "That was the liveliest meeting got to them. Anyway, by the "I'll give you a right, babe!" we ever had," said Dr. Martin time the lights were back on, all screamed Dr. Thomas Copulation, Begger, history, commenting on hell had broken loose." English, who promptly swung his the violence that broke out at- "The trouble," said Dr. Fred right fist at her, just grazing her yesterday's History Club meeting. Blew, history, "was the usual cheek. left-versus-right fights we always "I was expecting audience Thirteen faculty members have have in the history department." participation," commented been hospitalized and eleven "It's hard to say who started . Begger, "but I think Dr. ftMarpIe others were arrested, on charges of it," said Charles Drooling, went too far when he proceeded assault and gross sexual history. "All I said was, rapes or to re-dramatize certain acts in the perversions. no rapes, I'd still rather have a film with one of the graduate "Sexual Deviations of the Red Red for'a friend than a goddam students." "They really mowed them pinkos down" STARRING: Army and Their Origins in the redneck flag-waving John Bircher Begger would not specify -JOE JoBOlie Marxist Dialectic" was the topic son-of-a---and that's when whether the grad student was "RRrugfdrrrruihggrr as of a film and lecture presented by somebody broke -my glasses with male or female saying, "Either -Young Frankenshmekle Jack Dr. George Slapsticky, history. his fist." way, Joe's going to spend a long "I was great" Slapsticky said "The audience Fuel was added to the flames time in the slammer." -Tom Laughlin seemed to retain their intellectual when Dr. Labia Minora, English, Seeking an explanation for the reserve during the lecture, but demanded that the group discuss unusual behavior exhibited at the during the film on the sexual objectively the "obvious meeting, The Slambar went to Dr. brutalities of Russian occupying disgusting male 'chauvinism U. R. Crazy . , director of the forces in World War II the crowd displayed in the film as well as Consoling Center. His only became rather uneasy. I think the implications .regarding comment was "Gee, I'm sorry I kil Umaulme Center those gang rapes in Warsaw really women's rights." missed'the fun." $56,500 missing- Chippendale explains fund loss "Boy,' was I nervous" said just for the damages," observed break. But don't print that, okay, Bursar Tom Chippendale after Chippendale. kid? Here, is five bucks enough?" undergoing six hours of / . He alluded to some professors interrogation by the Board of other needs. "When a professor Psychology Dept. Trussees in regards to $56,493.31 comes to see you at your home at missing from University funds. 11:30 at night and tells you how announces FLR President John Coughup said, bad he needs some money to get "The Board appears to be tenure appointment, what's a guy satisfied with Chippendale's to do?" said Chippendale, experiment explanations for the missing shrugging his shoulders. He The psychology department money." added, "Maybe my problem is I announced today the controversial Chippendale explained to The just can't say no." foreign language department was Slambar that thera&> problem part \ of a psychological was the growing demands for When The Slambar inquired' experiment set up 20 years ago to appropriations for extracurricular whether he had ever expropriated find out what college students and miscellaneous activities. For any money for himself, would do when subjected to an example he cited the cost overrun Chippendale winked and said, absolutely irrelevant requirement. of last year's mail room crew "Well, my wife and I did have a Dr. Librale Ba'rnum: OnCJOy • *Tks «r«>$ * red I — picnic. "That orgy cost us $1,500 .lice vacation trip over spring coordinator for the experiment, said that the most interesting

result of the experiment was the .,A^J »" S'oper Torpedo $*\Op%t reaction of the faculty, which was T (Cont. from page 1). not^informed of the experiment.. Can, Teach! The Reverend (Cont. from page 3) "Amazing enough, they werel 1 Trupka na, Kupka will officiate. able to' * come up with J J . Octopi 7«&/c/es HSS rationalizations for the Hie place of burial has been Representative Jorge foreign language as a major. "I referred to the Senate Kafhilaiious ended the debate by can just imagine what will happen Entertainment Committee for asking, "Could you explain just when the language majors go over debate. They are expected to what the national guard does?" to another country," said report on their decision before At that remark, quorum broke, Barnum, who began to giggle next winter quarter. A good and members scrambled for the uncontrollably. crowd is expected. door.