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Table of Contents 9 - Charlie Todd and Improve Everywhere 34 – Iceland to Austin By Michael Coyle by Matthias Ingimarsson 10 – Ice Cream Man 37 – Long Beach Bands by Rob Wallace 12 - Animal Masks - by Erin Smith 50 – Wheat-Pasting with Buffmonster 14 – Get People Naked at Shows with 52 - Don’t do it in Arizona Chantal Claret from Morningwood by Branden Eastwood 16 – Fake Interest in Friend’s Band 54 - Prison Wine by Logan Hicks by Niki Randa 59 - Popsicles by Kevo Sassouni 17 – Make a Record Bowl 60 - Stickin’ It To Ticketmaster with Vanessa Herzog by Thomas McMahon 21 – Waterloo is Your Friend by Dina G 61 - Best Buy Must Die 22 – Sam’s BBQ by Julie Ingram 64 - TuneCore by Jeff Price 23 – Amy’s Ice Cream by Dina G 65 - “OFF THE WOOKIE” 24 – Draw a Cowboy Weiner Dog ICE CREAM MAN’S SXSW 25 – Hit and Run by Alex Arciniega SURVIVAL GUIDE 26 – Sean Blacklist 90 - LA Record by Michael Coyle 28 – The Basics of Silk Screenin’ by David Gooch 30 – Start Your Own Vegan Guitar Strap Company – by Dan Perkins 31 – Getting the Concert Shot with Timothy Norris 33 – Why You Should Start a Cover Band by Matt Dupree 39 – Ryan McGinness by Heather Edgar “Go to a university and not just an art school. Learn many things. Most art- ists are idiots.” “Poor or Rich, The Same in Death,” 2003, oil enamel and silkscreen ink on line, 48 x 36 in., Photo by Tom Powel, Courtesy Deitch Projects Cover Image “Ambitious Outsiders,” 2003, oil enamel and silkscreen ink on line, 48 x 36 in., Photo by Tom Powel, Courtesy Deitch Projects 6 Instigator (He thought it would be a good idea) Matt Allen – Ice Cream Man Layout Editor (Made the puzzle into what you’re now holding) Chris Muench – www.cdmdesign.com Cover Layout Brandy Flower - www.brandyflower.com Managing Editor (In charge of looking over all the words) Alex Roman III Second Eyes Editors (Feel free to make up more professional title) Lucinda Michele Knapp Michael Coyle Our Man in Austin (Contact man who put crew together and led the troops) Aaron Zacks Lots of art in here is from Christine Hale – www.love-christine.com Printers Jakprints – www.jakprints.com Thanks to everyone who contributed to bring this beast to life. All of the contributors took it upon themselves to create this. There was no set plan. Only the idea to get a bunch of folks together to create a high quality zine featur- ing people who inspired us, things we like to create, and ideas we were curious about. We hope that these stories will motivate you to get out and create something new. Pass this along too, there’s something for everyone. More thanks, Mary Patton, Morgan Lebus, Julie Underwood, Greg Parkin and Capitol Mastering, Chris Young, Dustin Beatty, Dameon and Monica at Jakprints, The Austin Crew (Aaron, Julie, Dina, Paul, Rob, Doug, Jill, Catherine, Jim, Chris, Jeremy, Matt, Amanda, and Rebecca), Dan Flynn, and everyone I’m forgetting....Ice Cream Man likes you. Our mission is to give away FREE ice cream. To date we’ve gifted over 25,000 frozen treats. Through www.icecreamman.com we document everything we do along with posting the best concert and music festival reviews online. We currently have over 10,000 pictures and hundreds of reviews. We cover shows nationwide, but currently focus on the LA area. We have also reviewed a large chunk of music festivals in the US (Coachella, Sasquatch, Siren, Street Scene, Arthurfest, Download, Xingolati, Vegoose). We’re doing everything we can to try to make giving away ice cream a sustainable business. If you’d like to help, please contact us. © 2006 Ice Cream Man www.icecreamman.com 375 Redondo Ave. #101 Long Beach, CA 90814 Wild In The Streets Improv Everywhere Takes Comedy Out of the Club By Michael Coyle Four-foot ledge suicide jumper photo by Chad Nicholson/ChadNicholsonPhotography.com Like the kid we all knew who put a whopee been arrested,” Todd tells us. “Eight agents cushion on the teacher’s chair, Charlie Todd were summoned to court as a result of our is determined to break the humdrum rou- U2 hoax. A judge threw out the case. More tines of everyday life with harmless pranks. recently eight agents have been sum- Armed with training from New York City’s moned to court for riding the subway with Upright Citizen’s Brigade comedy theater, their pants off. They were part of a larger Todd’s vision is much broader than the old mission that had around 160 participants reliable fake fart, and his boring classroom riding the subway in the middle of January in need of a chuckle is the metropolis without pants on. Their court cases are around him. Todd founded and runs Improv coming up soon. I’m confident the case will Everywhere, a cabal of benevolent rabble be dismissed, as it is in fact not illegal to rousers who have been responsible for wear underwear in public. We mostly break creating a cell phone symphony at a book- rules, not laws.” store, staging a synchronized swimming event in a public fountain, getting hundreds Given that the country is full of people who of people to ride the subway without pants still think having a stick up their ass will on and staging a fake U2 concert on a help them get that pie in the sky, you gotta rooftop across the street from Madison suppose that the Improv Everywhere gang Square Garden, where the real band was draws the ire of those who prefer monoto- performing later. nous order to fun. Todd explains to us that no one gets their panties in too tight a His pranks take fastidious planning and bunch: “No matter what you do, someone the cooperation of trained and volunteer will always get upset. So long as you’re “agents” who carry out the harmless tom- pulling off a prank for the right reasons foolery for the befuddlement and amuse- —making others laugh and keeping life ment of the masses. The reward is a good interesting—you won’t go too wrong.” cerebral guffaw, and sometimes a trip to Learn to laugh again at the local courthouse. “No one has ever www.improveverywhere.com 9 10 Photo by Love, Christine HOW TO MAKE ANIMAL MASKS IN UNDER 15 MINUTES by Erin Smith The history of masks is long and interesting. The Mask of Warka, the first-known realistic sculpture of a human, is 5000-years-old and counting. The wearing of masks is deeply tied to psychological, spiritual, theatrical and cultural functions; people wear masks to hide their true “face”, to disappear into another character, to perform or to scare the shit out of someone. You can look up all the details for yourself at wikipedia.org, but let me share with you the basics of creating your very own anti-social/social piece. These masks will probably only last a night; not so much because they’re shoddy but because you WILL end up giving them away at some point. It’s inevitable and encouraged, unless you have no love in your heart, because the recipient’s face will spark what little genuine emotion you may have left. The masks are great for hiding blemishes, bloodshot eyes, smeared mascara and general facial twitches, the product of one-too-many whisky and cokes. People will stare at you with a mix of adoration, confusion and sometimes disgust. Don’t worry about any of that--you just keep dancin’ like a little panda or a wise-ass owl or even a belligerent badger if you’re so inclined. Now Let’s Get Started You will need: A color printer or markers (this will obviously add a bit more time) 8 x 11 inch paper Cardstock or something relatively firm (cereal boxes are perfect) Some ribbon, twine or whatever you can find to tie the critter around your face Scissors Glue of any caliber 12 Photo by Eyad Karkoutly 1. Google “animal masks”. My favorite site is: http://www.janbrett.com/mitten_masks_ main.htm. Make sure you print the PDF file so the mask is large enough. 2. Print out your selection 3. Slather some glue on the back of the mask sheet and stick it to the cardstock or what- have-you 4. Smooth out any bubbles/creases then cut around the mask 5. The eyes are tricky. I just bend them a little and then cut the crease. Once you have a hole, cut around the eye circle. 6. Make two slits on the sides and thread the ribbon through. 7. Put over your face, walk to the mirror and let out a chuckle. You’re an animal now! Photos by Love, Christine 13 Photos by Jeremiah Garcia Photos by Fred Benenson MORNINGWOOD’S GUIDE TO GETTING PEOPLE NAKED DURING A SHOW By Chantal Claret 1. Having a song that entices people to get naked generally helps. While we have our own “TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES” (which you are more than welcome to borrow), other favorites include “Ass & Titties” by DJ Assault, “It’s Business Time” by Flight of the Con- chords and “Hello” by Lionel Richie (I dunno what it is about clay that makes people want to strip). 2. Look for a willing participant, preferably someone of AGE. A good trick to finding peo- ple who are legally “ready to party” is to have them hold up their alcoholic beverages. If they are old enough to drink they are old enough to be inebriated and stupid enough to get naked infront of copious amounts of people.