Program Guide Report

Schedule Program Guide For GTV/SD

Sun Sep 18, 2011

06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G

Super Flying Squirrel to the Rescue!

Diego is riding his motorcycle when he encounters a Flying Squirrel trying to save a pygmy marmoset.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

Catch the Babies

It's a bright, sunny morning, and Dora wants to say hello to her baby brother and sister.

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

10:00 WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS Captioned Live WS G Join Ken Sutcliffe and guest hosts Grant Hackett, Giaan Rooney and Michael Slater for all the overnight news and scores, sports features, special guests and light-hearted sporting moments.

11:00 THE SUNDAY FOOTY SHOW Live WS G Hosted by James Brayshaw, The Sunday Footy Show reviews all the AFL action and big stories with regular panellists Billy Brownless, Shane Crawford, Nathan Thompson and Brian Taylor.

12:00 THE FINAL STORY WS PG

The Final Story: 1991

This documentary series captures the personal stories from classic AFL Grand Finals of the past through exclusive interviews with players and coaches who lived the pain and joy of premierships won and lost, and provides a fascinating insight into the psyche of those whove played at the highest level yet have never publicly shared their experiences or feelings.

13:00 TAC CUP: FUTURE STARS Live WS PG

TAC Cup: Future Stars showcases the country's brightest football prospects from the TAC Cup Competition. Also hear from AFL stars who re-trace their days of an unknown to football stardom. Hosted by Craig Hutchison.

14:00 WILDFIRE WS PG

For Love or Money Kris must choose between an opportunity to win a spot in the Breeders Invitational Stakes and caring for an in-labor Belladonna. Will Kris choose Love or Money?

15:00 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers.

16:00 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tonight our farmers take a fresh approach to love. They are taking their favourites off the farm for romantic overnight dates. While love is defiantly in the air for some, for others competing for one farmers heart proves too much to handle.

17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News, join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.

17:30 POSTCARDS WS G

Rebecca Judd returns to look at the latest Spring Fashions, Shane goes on a Cooks tour with chefs from the Royal Melbourne Show, Pia stays at The White Beach House in Barwon Heads, Giaan takes a tour of some of the famous Boyd houses on the Mornington Peninsula, and Brodie eats at the Fairfield Boathouse and the Moonee Ponds Boathouse.

18:00 NINE NEWS SUNDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.

18:30 RBT Captioned WS PG In this ground-breaking series, follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. 19:30 60 MINUTES Captioned WS NA

60 Minutes is Australia's leading current affairs programme, with a proven record of excellence over three decades. Television's top reporters - Liz Hayes, Liam Bartlett, Michael Usher, Allison Langdon and Charles Wooley - investigate, analyse and uncover the issues affecting all Australians.

20:30 UNDERBELLY: RAZOR Captioned WS M

Blood Alley

The rivalry between Kate Leigh and Phil Jeffs reaches boiling point, leading to a legendary street battle between their rival gangs. Jeffs is determined to put Kate and Tilly out of business by poisoning their cocaine supply and slashing their workers. The police create Australias first Drug Squad to fight the deadly cocaine epidemic. And Kate starts an affair with a sexy young gangster, angering her faithful lieutenant Wally.

Starring: Danielle Cormack, Chelsie Preston Crayford, Anna McGahan, Jack Campbell, John Batchelor, Khan Chittenden, Richard Brancatisano

21:30 TBA G

Title not available at time of scheduling.

Information To Follow.

23:30 FLASHPOINT Captioned Repeat WS M

Asking For Flowers When a cop is held hostage by an enraged family member, the team has to set aside their own feelings to resolve the situation. However the tables turn when the hostage is not who the team thinks.

00:30 DINER 1982 Repeat WS M

Diner A nostalgic look at a group of young men in their early 20's who hang out at their favourite diner in Baltimore in 1959.

Starring: Steve Guttenberg, Daniel Stern, Mickey Rourke, Kevin Bacon, Ellen Barkin

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA WS G

Home Shopping.

03:00 BRAND DEVELOPERS G

Brainetics (9)

Home shopping programme.

03:30 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

04:00 GOOD MORNING AMERICA - SUNDAY Captioned WS NA

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Sep 19, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 KERRI-ANNE Captioned Live WS PG Join Kerri-Anne for your daily fix of news, lifestyle, fun and entertainment. From celebrities to cooking and everything in between, Kerri-Anne will help get your day off to a great start.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents.

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

The Emmy Award winning talk show, The View is an original forum of dynamic women of different ages, experiences and backgrounds discussing relevant, everyday issues. Hosts: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd.

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned Repeat WS P

Green Thumbs Sparkles potted plant has a new bud on it and shes impatient for it to open. She tries to speed things up by casting Mother Natures Green Thumb Spell which gives her Flowers at her fingertips - literally.

16:00 PYRAMID Captioned WS C Pyramid is a fun, fast-paced game show the whole family can enjoy. Two teams go head to head in a competition to describe a series of simple objects, places or things, without actually using the object's name.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

18:30 A CURRENT AFFAIR Captioned Live WS NA A Current Affair covers the realms of politics, crime, human rights, science, technology, celebrities and entertainment - all investigated by a dedicated team and hosted by Tracy Grimshaw.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Copper Nomitzki Theorem

Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger grad student is attracted to him.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 THE FARMER WANTS A WIFE Captioned WS PG With only a matter of days left on the farm, everyone is feeling the pressure. The farmers and their favourites are putting their hearts on the line. As time runs out the competition for true love has never been tougher.

20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders. 20:30 GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST 2009 Captioned WS M

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past When he attends his younger brother's wedding, playboy Connor is troubled to discover that the ghosts of his many girlfriends have come to give him a piece of their mind and teach him a thing or two about true love.

Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

22:40 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned Live WS M Football is set for a shake-up when the games biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL.

23:40 BETTER WITH YOU Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pilot Hilarious new comedy about the relationships among three couples from the one family. Maddie is distressed to learn her younger sister, Mia is engaged to a guy she's only known a short while.

Starring: Joanna Garcia, Jennifer Finnigan, Josh Cooke, Jake Lacy

00:05 HARD GROUND 2003 Repeat WS M

Hard Ground

A ragtag posse is formed to track down a ruthless killer whos terrorizing the Old West.

Starring: Burt Reynolds, Seth Peterson, Bruce Dern, Amy Jo Johnson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

03:00 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned Repeat WS P

Stuck Fast In Slowsand

William decides to attempt a new Enchanted Forest world record for balancing things on his nose. With Sparkles able assistance, it goes well, until a call for help comes from Awesome Guy - hes stuck in slowsand, somewhere in the Enchanted Forest. Sparkles rushes to his assistance and promptly finds herself in the same predicament.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Panty Pinata Polarization

When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Philly Cheesesteak

In Charlies final episodes, tension arises when his affair with Rose is threatened to be exposed.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

That Darn Priest

In Charlies final episodes, tension arises when his affair with Rose is threatened to be exposed.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned WS M

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

In the long awaited 9th season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as broken-hearted billionaire, Walden Schmidt continuing the laughs about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and most importantly, love.

Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE JOY OF SETS WS PG

(*Series Premiere*)

Join hosts Tony Martin and Ed Kavalee as they take you to parts of the television universe you never knew existed. In this premiere episode, Tony and Ed let us in on a few tricks of the trade, explain the best way to hook an audience and they quiz TV veteran Peter Phelps on how to create the perfect opening sequence. By the end of the series keen viewers will have learnt enough to create their own smash hit TV show and gain an insight into The Joy of Sets.

21:30 CHARLIE SHEEN ROAST Captioned WS MA

Charlie Sheen Roast Seth MacFarlane hosts a salute to actor and all round winner, Charlie Sheen. Roasters include Jeffrey Ross, Anthony Geselnik, Steve-O, Harvey Levin and Mike Tyson.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:00 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their latest and most deadly toys. Meanwhile, Hammond and May compare the Porsche Panamera against a small envelope, a 39p stamp and the logistical might of the Royal Mail in a race from one end of the British Isles to the other. Guest stars Olympic Gold Medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt.

00:00 20/20 Captioned WS NA

(Sun-11-Sep-11)

20/20 is anchored by Elizabeth Vargas and Chris Cuomo. David Sloan is executive producer.

01:00 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Fred Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

01:30 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 FOOT SUPPORT Repeat WS G

Balance Walker

Home shopping.

03:00 DANOZ G

FLAVORWAVE EXPRESS

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Wed Sep 21, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned Repeat WS P

Magic Counts William and Sparkles decide to make their very own magic, indoor, perfect pixie garden. Step one is to go into the Enchanted Forest and gather the necessary ingredients.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lizard-Spok Expansion

A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard. Sheldon tries to improve the game rock-paper-scissors.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 OCEAN GIANTS Captioned WS PG

Voices Of The Sea (*Series Final*) This incredible documentary grants unique and privileged access into the magical world of whales and dolphins, uncovering the secrets of their intimate lives as never before. 20:25 CRIME STOPPERS Captioned Repeat WS NA

Every week Crime Stoppers asks you to identify an offender - real crime, real offenders.

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M

Ball Of Fire Jane is kidnapped, and the team examines his cases to find a suspect, only to realize almost everyone has a reason to hurt Jane.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 RPA Captioned WS PG

Con has two basal cell carcinomas. One is quite small but he has neglected the other one for twelve years. He realises now that it may kill him if it is left untreated. Tonight he is told he will have to endure fourteen hours of surgery to be rid of it. Plus, three year old Thelo is brought into Emergency after falling at day care and hitting his head.

22:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned WS M

Leicester/Sti

The Embarrassing Doctors take their mobile clinic to Leicester, where waiting to see Dr Pixie is a woman whos concerned about her double nipples. Meanwhile, Dr Dawns treats a young boy with a rare condition that makes his tongue so swollen he cant keep it in his mouth and Dentist Dr James sees a 24 year old man whose overcrowded incisors are causing him distress.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

23:30 BETTER WITH YOU Captioned Repeat WS PG

Better with Firehouse

Mia and Casey go house hunting and she becomes concerned when he takes a liking to an old, run-down firehouse. Meanwhile, already retired Vicky sees her life becoming unsettled after Joel has trouble keeping himself occupied.

Starring: Joanna Garcia, Jennifer Finnigan, Josh Cooke, Jake Lacy

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Captioned WS M

Using hidden cameras, host John Quiñones observes and comments on how ordinary people behave when they are confronted with a dilemma that requires them to either take action or walk by and mind their own business.

01:30 DANOZ G

ABDOER TWIST

Home shopping programme

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 DANOZ G

TOBI STEAM WAND

Home shopping programme

03:00 TRIVITA WS G

Sublingul

Home shopping programme.

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned Repeat WS P

Aunty May's Birthday

Its Aunty Mays birthday, but before William and Sparkles can even think of a way to surprise her, Aunty May arrives at the Star House in search of her companion mouse, Muriel. Sparkles treks out with Aunty May to look for the missing mouse but it turns out that Muriel is back at the Star Shed with William and a big surprise for Aunty May!

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon is over exuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis Sheldon annoys the gang with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned WS PG

21:30 THE FOOTY SHOW Captioned Live WS M

Join the multiple Logie Award winning Footy Show, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless and Shane Crawford as they bring you everything in the world of AFL, including breaking news, the all-important team line-ups for each round and entertainment from the worlds biggest stars. Plus regular favourites, Street Talk, Sam's Mailbag and Almost Football Legends.

23:15 THE FOOTY SHOW LATE Captioned WS M Join Fatty, The Falcon, Freddy, The Big Marn, Big Benji and Sterlo and a cast of thousands for The Footy Show. Their unique mix of football and fun is legendary with regular segments and all the big football guests. THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD 01:00 CHRISTINE Repeat WS PG

The Mole

Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon, Sykes Wanda

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

01:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat G

Long Way Home

Dr. Alexander Stark is determined to have Skippy for his private zoo. When Matt Hammond refuses to sell at any price, Stark has two of his henchmen steal the 'roo; but Skippy is too smart to be kept in a cage and she begins a tense series of adventures on "the long way home".

02:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

02:30 TRIVITA WS G

Sublingul

Home shopping programme.

03:00 DANOZ G

H2O MOP X5

Home shopping programme

03:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion.

05:00 NINE'S EARLY MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA

Join the Nine News team for all the latest news, sport and weather.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

11:00 NINE MORNING NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Join Wendy Kingston for up to the minute news on local and international news including sport, finance and weather.

12:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned WS PG

13:00 THE VIEW Captioned WS PG

14:00 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Captioned PG

Get involved with the daily dramas of the citizens of Salem in this classic series.

15:00 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

15:30 MAGICAL TALES Captioned Repeat WS P

Messed Up Messages (*Season Final*)

The-Magical-Message-in-a-Bottle-Bottle is malfunctioning, so William and Sparkles set of to get Felix the Fix-it Fellow. They wind up helping him to capture the wayward bottle and restore it by unclogging it of all the messed up messages.

16:30 NINE AFTERNOON NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Wendy Kingston presents the latest news of the day from Australia and around the world including sport, finance and weather.

17:30 HOT SEAT Captioned WS G Who will survive the Hot Seat? 6 contestants go head to head to win the cash. Hosted by Eddie McGuire, Hot Seat is a game of strategy, skill and survival.

18:00 NINE NEWS Captioned Live WS NA Peter Hitchener presents Melbourne's most comprehensive news service with detailed sport, finance and weather reports.

19:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Killer Robot Instability When Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting robot competition.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Charlie and Mia decide to become "intimate", but after the long wait, he's worried that he won't live up to her expectations.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language 20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

My Tongue Is Meat Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars and burgers behind her back.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:30 THE MENTALIST Captioned Repeat WS M

The Red Box Patrick and the team investigate the murder of a tutor. However, the investigation soon turns into a search for a priceless ring stolen from a British museum.

Starring: Simon Baker, Robin Tunney, Tim Kang, Owain Yeoman, Amanda Righetti

21:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat WS M

Cockroaches The team investigates an underground mob. Warrick ends up becoming the prime suspect in a murder that's related to the mob, and his addiction to pills starts to have a significant impact on his job.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, William Petersen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M

In Plane Sight

When the most hated man in Miami is murdered, the CSIs go on the hunt for his killer and his hidden treasure.

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:30 RUGBY WORLD CUP 2011 Captioned Live WS NA

Australia v USA

Wide World Of Sports presents Australia v USA from Wellington Regional Stadium. The US is yet to beat Australia but Union is getting a bigger following back home for the United States Eagles, will Wellington be their first win? Join our commentary team for all the action.

01:30 RUGBY LEAGUE FINALS - LATE Captioned WS NA

Preliminary Final No.1 Wide World Of Sports presents the business end of the finals series, who will win to a spot in the grand final? Join Ray Warren, Phil Gould and Peter Sterling for all the action.

03:45 NINE PRESENTS Repeat WS G

Il Divo Live In Barcelona

Music special.

04:00 GUTHY-RENKER AUSTRALIA Repeat WS G

Home Shopping.

04:30 GOOD MORNING AMERICA Captioned WS NA Early morning news/talk show with co-hosts George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, Josh Elliott and Sam Champion. Sat Sep 24, 2011

06:00 GO, DIEGO, GO Repeat G

Diego & Dora Help Baby Monarch get to the Festival!

Diego and his family are at the Monarch Butterfly Festival waiting for all the monarchs to arrive for the winter.

06:30 DORA THE EXPLORER Repeat G

Dora and Diego to the... It's a high-speed, around-the-world adventure as Dora and her cousin Diego chase after Boots, who's being carried off on his giant kite by a mighty wind.

07:00 WEEKEND TODAY - SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Join Cameron Williams and Leila McKinnon as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sports, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 SATURDAY KERRI-ANNE Captioned WS G Join Kerri-Anne for all the best bits from throughout the week. Get up to date on all your news, lifestyle and entertainment.

11:00 KIDS' WB WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

11:05 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN WS G

The Purge

11:30 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW WS G

Devil Dog When the Tasmanian Devil escapes from the local zoo and shows up on Bugs and Daffy's doorstep, Daffy is terrified. Bugs, however, thinks he's just a lost dog and adopts him.

12:00 WAKKAVILLE Captioned WS C

Agnes' Dilemma

When Burgoyne tries to run Agnes out of town, Jaz convinces Agnes to give her old love a second chance.

12:30 DENNIS & GNASHER Captioned Repeat WS C

Boot/Breakout Chef Dennis puts sausage guru, Saucisson's taste buds to the test - can "Saucisson" successfully identity different types of sausage when blindfolded?

13:00 PIXEL PINKIE Captioned Repeat WS C

Tall Stories / The Grand Final The semi-finals of the school basketball competition are coming up and Nina wants to help out the team by growing taller.

13:30 G2G: GOT TO GO Captioned Repeat WS C

Moonstruck Everyone has been paired up for their new science projects. Maddie has to create an electromagnetic attraction machine, easy. But things get a little more complicated when she finds herself paired up with Leet.

14:00 STORMWORLD Captioned Repeat WS C

Lord Of The Flybikes Lee believes that Khelioz offers the best option to get home - and leaves Jason behind in the Arkoddian prison after an emotional argument.

14:30 SPEEDWAY 1968 Captioned Repeat WS G

Speedway

Elvis Presley is singing race-car driver Steve Grayson who must win a race to keep his manager out of jail. After losing big at the racetrack, Steve's manager gets a visit from an IRS agent who tells him that he must come up with the cash or end up behind bars.

Starring: Elvis Presley, Nancy Sinatra, Bill Bixby, Gale Gordon

16:30 THE GARDEN GURUS WS G 17:00 NINE NEWS: FIRST AT FIVE Captioned Live WS NA

See it first with Nine News; join the team for all the latest in news, sport and weather.

17:30 GETAWAY Captioned WS PG

Jason takes to the streets of Istanbul to discover the heart of the city while Natalie ventures off into the highlands of Thailand to spend time with a hill tribe. Plus family accommodation options on Victorias Mornington Peninsula and the NSW South Coast. And Dermott joins a tour of famous Melbourne crime locations.

18:00 NINE NEWS SATURDAY Captioned Live WS NA Jo Hall presents Melbourne's most comprehensive weekend news service with detailed sports and weather reports.

18:30 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Captioned WS PG

Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.

19:30 TBA Repeat G

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21:30 TBA Repeat G

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23:30 RUGBY WORLD CUP 2011 Captioned Live WS NA

New Zealand v France Wide World Of Sports presents New Zealand v France ex Eden Park, Auckland. Join George Gregan, Andrew Slack along with Ken Sutcliffe for all the action.

01:30 RUGBY LEAGUE FINALS - LATE Captioned WS NA

Preliminary Final No.2

Wide World Of Sports presents the second Preliminary final, join your expert commentary for all the action.

03:45 NINE PRESENTS WS PG

Beyonce

Music special.

04:00 DANOZ G

ABDOER TWIST

Home shopping programme

04:30 JESSE DUPLANTIS MINISTRIES WS G

Religious program.

05:00 LIFE TODAY WITH JAMES ROBINSON WS G

Religious program.

05:30 WESLEY IMPACT WS G

Religious programme.