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A few weeks ago, Matt Wilkins (cosmoboy72), longtime member of the Second Life community, deactivated his account after what many describe as a tragic and preventable Vaden Health Center To Start addiction to “The Real World.” Testicular Cancer Checkups One of Wilkins’ oldest friends, tiger_104, explained With Happy Endings “I’ve heard stories about people getting caught up in the Real World, but I never thought it could happen to someone this close to me, you know?” tiger_104 continued, “I guess I should’ve seen it coming. All the warning signs were there. He started neglecting Matt Wilkins plans to cremate his Second Life body. The funeral will his second family and second friends, and selling all be held this Thursday at the local Second Life church. of his stuff on the Second Life marketplace. He even jokingly hinted that he may ‘disconnect.’” of the Linden Dollar (L$) in 2007, after which dozens Despite the many warning signs, Wilkins’ death of Second Life avatars were seen jumping off of buildings before they disconnected, never to be seen Failed Attempt to Score on shocked the Second Life community. “I was going to leave him a message to see where he was disappearing again. PAT Leaves Stanford Just Immediately following the discovery of Wilkins’ Short of 69 to when I got the notice,” said cosmogirl96. “I had just clicked ‘Send’ when I saw the message. It was tragic. death, the Second Life community came together to I’ll never forget what it said. ‘ERROR 527: The user celebrate the man they once knew and loved. Now, you are attempting to contact has deactivated his weeks later, they are starting to move on with their Forget the News: Media to [MKWVLTQ^M[¹)\ÅZ[\1_I[]X[M\ºZMUIZSML\QOMZG Report the Actions of Small account. He is no longer on the Second Life network. 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