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4PIN~ David Steel inter- INSIDE! view p 12 - & - I ( --~ $S- ~ l know ol no better trammg ground tor manliness than the rugger ficfc[ , Rugger is no kid-glove affair. Neither is life. .\s the poet says, " Life is real." Rock: gigs you • So is rugger. Without the traming and 11"illingncss to gi,·c and take no person will become a successful ruggcr player. It is a tough game in 1d1ich hard knocks missed p 14 arc given and taken. Of course, in the- right spirit. 1 believe there is something in rugger that is not found in any other game. It cannot be played without hard knocks. I have never heard players say that they rnjoycd a soft game. The tougher and harder it is the more they enjoy it. Thus 11·c sec amidst the thrills, - McK" '{ + O"fH~ G oop C,l T, Z.c:NS \men bowled ovq, but coming up for more. 2 The Student Thursday, 21st April 1983 Peace BLOOD NEW LIBRARY New The Mobile Blood Donor Unit Petition will be at the Chaplaincy Centre FOR next week. Their last visit was cut short to only two days and terrible By a Student Hack weather at King's Buildings EDINBURGH Unit deterred donors so that they fell new library ·w,11 enable scientists While us students have short of the target set. Giving The National Library of from all over the world to gain been enjoying a (no blood doesn't take long - only Scotland has announced the access to a wealth of scientific Or David McQueen, BA, doubt well-earned) break, half an hour which includes time establishment of a new library - material. Mr Alex Fletcher, MP and MA, Seo, has been for a rest, tea and biscuits. The the Scottish Science Reference Minister for Industry and appointed head of Edin­ th e hardy campaigners sessions are: 25th, 26th and 27th library. It is a notable step and an Education at the Scottish Office, for peace have been April, 10 am to 5.30 pm at the important one for Scotland. The welcomed the new library. He burgh University's new relentlessly hammering Chaplaincy Centre; 12th May, 10 Royal Society of Edinburgh has called is a "valuable asset to Research Unit in Health provided the foundation for the away. am to 5 pm; 13th May, 10 am to 4 Scotland 's world renowned and Behavioural Change. pm both at King's Buildings Union. library from its collections. The scientific community". The goings-on at Greenham The new unit has been estab­ Common have already received lished with funding from the extensive coverage from the illus­ Scottish Home and Health Depart­ trious mass media barons, so it is ment in association with the Social felt there is little need to add to the Science Research Council and the tomes that have been produced\ Scottish Health Education Group. but things have been happening It is hoped to eventually build up a nearer home. staff of six to eight people. Over 30 peace groups in Edin­ Dr McQueen is presently burgh have been running a two­ Associate Professor in the Depart­ month campaign collecting signa­ ment of Behavioural Sciences at tures for an anti-Cruise petition the John Hopkins University of that Robin Cook, MP, will present America. His research interests to Parliament. cover socio-cultural factors in Since the campaign was health and illness wi th emphasis launched on March 4, it has met on cardiovascular disease, alcohol with marked success, indicating use, genetic disorders and other that there is widespread chronic diseases. The new unit opposition to Cruise missiles. The REFEREN­ aims to establish a programme of organisers have said that behavioural research relevant to generally about 60 per cent of health. those approached sign the Ray Clancy petition, and in some areas this figure has been nearer 80 per cent. DUM Un the 5th May the students of Heriot-Watt University The halfway stage of the campaign was marked by a festive are to vote in a referendum on reaffiliation to the event on the Mound. Artists for National Union of Students. Although Heriot-Watt's Peace constructed an eight-foot Students' Association Council is to make no tall cube, which they then proceeded to paint on the spot, recommendation in favour of NUS, it agreed while Pilton's Children's Circus unaminously to ask the University's students. provided live entertainment for the Furthermore the wording of the Edinburgh experienced a bit ot by-passers and casual pedes­ motion passed at their last The only real question mark Eastern spice last weekend when trians. meeting makes the ma1or motive concerning reaffiliation is tts cost. the Royal Scottish Museum and By the time the campaign for reaffiliation very clear: For when Heriot-Watt left NUS, the Extra-Mural Studies finishes on May 14, the organisers "One way of f1ght1ng £10,000 affit1ation fee which its SA Department joined forces to hope to have collected "a bumper Education Cuts and hoped to gain, was lopped off by present a symposium entitled pile of signatures" and, even more securing decent increases in the University court. However. it "Turkish Culture through the importantly, to have reached many grants is to campaign and the referendum returns a 'Yes to Ages". The concoction of lectures, people that other campaigns negotiate collectively NUS' opinion. 1t ,s felt that they slides and films was given by a haven't touched. through the National Union would be in a strong pos1t1on to get number of leading experts on the of Students.'· the money back subject from all over Britain, And the proposer of the motion to In any case, Heriot-Watt wil including Edinburgh, Durham and the Council of the Students' phase gradually back into NUS, London Univers1t1es. Attracting Association, Mr Stuart Purdy. paying £3,250 for the first year, over a hundred from both the "NEW believes that "With education cuts £6,500 for the second and almost public and student population, it seriously affecting Heriot-Watt £10,000 for the third was a timely reminder about Un1vefS1ty and with proposals for a Simon Cartledge Turkey's importance 1n European BLOOD" student loan scheme certain to be affairs when the University's own included m the government's Turkish Department is threatened The Government has election manifesto, I am confident by closure Edinburgh Travel given the go-ahead for an that the students of Heriot-Watt ···~ Centre has organised two cultural extra 312 university will decide to aff1l1ate by a sizeable tours of Turkey 1n April and majonty September teaching posts to bring When Heriot-Watt left the NUS 'new blood" into informa­ ,n 1981, they voted to leave by a tion and technology and ma1ority of 281 1n a turnout of 1802 (56%) At tha'. time the Ant1-NUS other subjects for which campaign was led by last yea(s there would otherwise be Chairman of t11e Federation of little recruitment. Conservative Students, Mr Bnan The Monteith. who was recently The posts will be funded by the deposed by Mr Paul Goodman at University Grants Committee at a the FCS Easter Conference cost of £6 million. The posts are following an internal Conservative Secular part of the three-year £100 million Party inquiry into allegations of programme announced by Sir corruption in the FCS Keith Joseph last December. Mr Goodman, who 1s presently The scheme will be followed by serving on the NUS (UK) another 300 posts next year. Mr Church Executive, 1s espected to support John Akker, Oeputy General reaff1l1at1on. And MPs from all the Secretary of the Association of main parties have written to University Teachers, said: "The Heriot-Watt's SA encouraging The role of the Church in number of posts being funded by reafflliatmn the government is derisory secular affairs is the compared with the number of '------~~------...J subject matter for three posts lost through university cuts. " occasions this week. On Sunday, 24 April, Mgr. Bruce Kent, the chairman of CND, is giving a talk, followed by a dis­ NLSPlays cussion on The Church and I,~ET~1E Pacifism , organised by the CND Catholic Students Union. The talk will be held in the CND AT QUEEN'S HALL Catholic Chaplaincy Cale, 24 at 7.30 pm M1No George Square, at 8.30 pm. On Friday, 22nd April, a public A ma1orexh1b1t1on on Scotland's Host Simultaneously the Rev. Dr forum entitled "Peace-keeping In heritage of printed books and Charles Elliott , Director of the Eighties" will take place at the learning is to be held in the Christian Aid, will be preaching on Queen's Hall. Organised by National Library of Scotland, The National Library of the privilege against California, The Relief of the Poor - or the Scientists Against Nuclear Arms, George IV Bridge, Edinburgh, Scotland will be host to the Stockholm and Moscow. Civilisation of the Rich? at 8 pm in the forum will include Professor from 23 May to 30 September. Association lnternationale de The visit will include a pro­ Greyfriars To/booth and Highland Biblophilie from 22nd to 29th Mike Pentz, vice-chairman of CNO Entitled "The Eye of the Mind: the gramme of sorties to private and Kirk. Greyfriars Place. and Dean of Science from the Scot and his Books", it will contain September. The Association is institutional libraries. A series of And on Thursday, 28 April, the Open University, Mr Colin many loans, some of which have based in Paris but has members lectures for participants will be Rev. Michael Bordeaux, Director McConnell and Dr Howard Davis. never been seen in public before. from all over Europe and America. arranged. In honour of the of Keston College, will be talking Workshops on the same theme The exhibition will bring together tt comprises private book occasion th e Antiquarian in Seminar Room II of the Univer­ will take place at 10 ars on for the first time surviving material collectors from all walks of life. It is B ookselle r s Association is sity Chaplaincy Centre at 1.10 pm, Saturday 23rd April in St John's from the press of Scotland's first a great honour to be host to the presenting an exhibition of books about Religion In the Soviet Union Church hall at the West End ol printers, Chapman and Myllar of Association and the National in the Laigh Hall. Today. Princes Street. Ed inburgh, will be on show. library competed successfully for Ray Clancy The Student Thursday, 21st April 1983 J Fat Bob Politics can be easily described as the art of convincing hypocrisy and perhaps the most adept at this "art" is the chairthing of NUS (Scotland), Fat Bob Mclean. At the now infamous Dundee demon­ stration, His Obesity said some­ thing like, "On the pittance Mrs CHARITIIS ~!~~!E Thatcher paysh ush we can hardly A Public Study Confer­ afford to eat proper mealsh, like." ence is to be held on Riveting stuff, you will agree? Saturday 30th April in the Imagine then how surprising it was THE BIG to see Fat Bob indulging in a light Extra-Mural Department snack after the march. This little GOINGS-ON at 11 Buccleuch Place on repast consisted of about 18 Committeemanship: a pizzas and a huge Knickerbocker G lory. It is obvious then that this Guide for Participants. 32-year-old professional student The chairman and WIIKCharities Week begins 23rd April. The appeal has a positively Egyptian gets a much bigger pittance from flavour this year characterised by the jovial Mr Mustapha Takash on his speaker wi ll be Mr Peter NUS than the government sees fit swinging triple-jointed camel. The crazy, hectic week of fun , commonly to hand out to us emaciated Wassell, MA. The confer­ students' known as Charities Week is an opportunity to let your hair down before ence is intended for those the rinal run up to exam time - and it's all for a good cause. Underneath Five-star Fury the hair-raising, fund-raising and eye-brow raising is a very serious who already have some The latest idea by the SAC, or purpose. It enables Edinburgh University to demonstrate some experi enced of commit­ rather the Executive, is a so-called commitment to the community around the University and improve the tee work as a knowledge ------training day after the elections. Of image of students in the eyes of the decadent public. of basic committee pro­ course, there have been training Last year approximately 50% of the £12,000 raised went to University days in the past for the newly Settlement which acts as a liaison between the University and the cedures will be taken for elected office-bearers to slip into community. A host of really deserving causes need help. A host of grant ed. D uri n g the Mass gear, but it has never been quite on events, catering for all tastes are to take place. The free parties after the conference committees this scale. Suggestions were made sponsored walk and pub crawl will take place in Wilkie House. Non­ which put the SAC in the same participants can attend these parties for the modest sum of 50p a'nd wi ll be ana lysed as league as IBM or BP and in five tickets will be sold at the door. political systems and will Arrest minutes they all but decided to use show how the "weird £3,600 of your money to have a THE EVENTS Last week 20 people, two-day junket in one of the most processes o f d em o ­ in c I u ding four Edin - expensive hotels in Edinburgh. SATURDAY 23rd cracy" can be turned to burgh University stud- Bed, lunch, dinner, supper and Grand Fete on the Meadows from 1 pm. Star attractions include the good effect. champagne breakfast will cost a chance to win a Mini Metro. ents, were due to be tried modest £30 each, and 80 people The conference will in Dumbarton after bei ng are wanted togotothisfreeparty. SUNDAY 24th begin at 9.30 am and end arrested outside th e As Allan Little says, "We will be Sponsored Walk starts 9 am 25 km with a free party afterwards. at 12.30. If there is Faslane submarine base able to get to know each other in a su ffici ent su p port an more social environment." You MONDAY 25th bet' early afternoon session on the banks of the Torchlight Procession leaves Edinburgh Castle at 8 pm. A bonfire and bonnie Clyde. Midnight in Moscow fireworks display will take place on Calton Hill. wi ll be held. Tickets are £1 The trial, however, has been Many of you, no doubt, are Disco the Calton Hotel 10 pm-1 .30 am. Tickets are £1.50. incl ud ing coffee. A d­ postponed until July 25, pending a aware that our glorious leaders, as vance booking is strongly legal aid hearing on 25 April. they style themselves, recently TUESDAY 26th recommended. Written The 20 people were arrested visited the Soviet Union. Reports Sponsore d fa ncy dress pub crawl starts 6 pm. There will be a free party following a blockade of the main just filtering through suggest a for surviyors. questions can be sent in gate. And as the police then re- wonderfully drab time was had by but must arrive by Thurs­ directed all the traffic, consisting all; except for a few more exciting WEDNESDAY 27th day 28th April. More mostly of workers on the main moments, of which they keep Camelardama disco 9.30 pm-3 am in Annabel ls in Semple Street. Tickets shirt, to the North gate, it was naturally quiet. This "silence" on are £1 .50 and will not be on sale at the door. details can be obtained decided to ferry a minibus full of 10 the part of Allan Little (Honorary fro m t he Extra-M u ral protesters to this gate where they Secretary) and lmogen Foulkes FRIDAY 29th Department. lay down. (Senior President) concerns a Slave Auction in the evening at Chambers Street. This unique event will An irate driver then tried single- little dinner party in Moscow's allow tlie highest bidders to buy and use slaves (under contract) for 24 handedly to drag them away, notorious "Gumbo" restaurant. hours. unsurprisi ngly with little success. After the dinner, at which ten Chambers St But help for him was near at hand, cases of champagne were con­ SATURDAY 30th in the shape of the police who sumed, our glorious leaders de­ Floats Procession starts 3 pm along Princes Street. Pharoah's Final Fling The Students' Association has turned up pretty smartish, and cided to meet Andropov face to 8 pm-1 am in Teviot Row Union. A full can before 9.30 pm means free made £100,000 available from their after a warning, duly arrested face and, to that effect, break into entry. £1.50 to all others. funds for a complete restructuring these first te n. the Kremlin. When they tried to do of the ground floor of Chambers More details of events and tickets can be obtained from Mustapha at 42 Street. Planning is to being The whole process was then so, however, they were surprised Pleasance, Tel. 556 3203/ 3375 at any time. repeated as another ten of these in their drunken state by three immediately and the restructuring lambs presented themselves for goose-stepping comrades who is hoped to start in the summer of ritual slaughter. They were taken looked ominously like arresting 1984. to Helensburgh and Dumbarton them. No wonder' I don't think you Police Stations where, after being can break into the Kremlin. Of Odds and Sods held overnight, they were all course, more things happened on Fast Food charged with 'Breach of the the "State Visit to Russia" as Allan Peace'. To which they all pleaded and lmogen describe their holi­ Playgroup Appeal A new Street Diner is opening in not guilty. day. A certain story of Allan little, Chambers Street to sell American One of the defendents has two boiled eggs and an exotic fan­ food - corn dips, chilli dogs, The infamous Mr Paul Deacon, assured me that if found guilty, he dancer, keeps emerging. Watch The Students' Association new waffles, spare ribs, and all that jazz caught last term writing grafitti in will accept a custodial sentence this soace. playgroup has now begun. The - described as "fantastic" by rather th an pay a fine. The cost of .,..;,,_==~------. response from helpers has been the Potterrow toilets and expelled Allan Little. The whole point of the Trident soars as prisoners, I am ATTENTION HONOURS superb but more will be welcome. from the Union, which is the new diner is to attract more people constitutional way of giving him a assured, are quite an expensive STUDENTS Not many parents have come to Chambers Street. It will be open forward yet. T he group caters for life ban, has appealed. His appeal in the evenings. On Saturday 23rd proposition. Personal exam timetable will come up before t h e Oh well, fu rther reading Paul children of 18 months and over. April the promotional night will Brickhill , The Great Escape can be obtai ned from the Information can be obtained from Committee of Management includ elive bands and free Kevin Dunion at EUSA offices. tonight. (Colditz 1943). relevant departments. samples of food. Steve McQueen Indoor Market On Saturday 30th April actors, musicians, jug!!Jl ers IF YOU ARE NOT PLANNING and other artistes will congregate in the Cowgate where an indoor market will be held. TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD, OR This project is being organised by Edinburgh Unisersity Settlement to raise funds for charities and for its own activities. The market wi ll be held HEAD FOR THE SUN, HAVE A in the hall of Wi lkie House where there is room for 20 stalls. Stalls will cost £10 per day, £5 for a half day with discount for regular bookings. HOLIDAY OR TRAVEL ABROAD Bookings can be made in advance. The market will be open from 10 am to 6 pm. Coffee and food will be served all day. The half stage will THIS SUMMER THEN THERE IS function as a focal point for entertainments. The University Settlement is a grant aided charity linked with, but not NO NEED TO READ THE SPECIAL funded by, the University. Recent projects have included housing for mentally handicapped adults, alternative adult education, work with STUDENT TRAVEL homeless young people, clubs for the elderly and housebound, and support for those suffering from mental illness. SUPPLEMENT IN NEXT Like other charitable organisations the University Settlement has had no grant increases and therefore faces difficulties in clearing deficits. WEEK'S STUDENT. IF YOU ARE The Cowgate Market represents an attempt to help themselves. The Director of the University Settlement, Mr Flavin, also hopes that the DON'T MISS IT! project will "provide an outlet for disadvantaged groups, disabled or el derly home producers, charities and unemployed peopletrying_to start their own businesses". If the markets are successful, the Un1vers1ty Settlement will be able to offer special support to these groups by helping them to organise and directing them to advice where necessary. It may even be possible to extend the market to 2 or 3 days per.week. ~ ...., ...., ~~-I~ o1 g "lJ ~~~o~:f "lJ O'gi~i! ~-"' ~ -I "' ,, "' POSTCARD SIX: (On this one New Order are playing a to/ally ~ 3 !'D :i' C;,;; OJ~::,- "lJ m ~ff~;'---l---l---l-li~ -I ~i ~ 0...., ;,:; 0 ~~ ~o s: :::J (D changed set, which encourages but one man to dance about. Kerr looks ~~l?fi3-~ 0 ~~:o~~Jl::""' 0 ;~i~i~~°2l) t 3- CD (I) 5-S-"'~~lig::r~gg &]. 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Caesar arrives, and the rest of The a iii~~ :i :J 5'gi :~~RJ ~ - :::J --l 'in mS?Joi; ~~o )>..., I O :!: : "O!O . ~ g,.-3 CD03" z 5-nt ::r ::r :,-~ =- ~ gi a. ::, ,,, Wake follow him across, and sit down to talk to the interviewer) Kerr nas ,... 9.. ~ 3- :!":;;; ~ ::, Ill i~~gai 3 ~; 0 !'D "O g.~:)!!? i5 (D ;et 0 a few rough questions and feels awkward. Now read what he writes: ~~fi tb~"O (/)(I)~ =..i- !'DO:,- ;;; Q. -g 0 )> £ ~Q ,...!~ S!ai"~ :iO (D :D-!: ~rD-O.rDo~n::r::J"t< 7' The Wake are a Glasgow band. They had never really played very much until the group ~ IS ;3 ::,- 0 iH1 f! ~ tl) ~ I ..., mmmun1 (J) 0 ~ ~ OJ "' ~~ ~ ~~"8~~ (D ~ 1 arose quite unexpectedly. One day they looke~ In a mirror, and saw a " group". They are a ii~~ -~·g iHg~l i;~ . "' " !:; 0 . tl) Q. , "' ::,- ggiP.3 !~I~ ~