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. " OF Mj^mn THE MIAMI HumcANE^ TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1995 UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI • CORAL GABLES, FLA. VOLUME 73, NUMBER 7 NEWS Burgess acquitted 'TIME TO READ' LITERACY TRAINING TO BE HELD, SPONSORED BY TIME INC. Linebacker will return against Virginia Tech The Florida Student Literacy Network (FSLN) is holding Time By LIAM FITZGERALD another patron. She attempted to step in to Jones recalled Reitmann was unsure if Reitmann would have arrested Burgess to Read Training from 9 a.m. to and DEREK HARPER quell the situation, and said Burgess bumped Burgess bumped, shoved, or struck her out­ immediately, instead of waiting until dis­ noon on Saturday, Sept. 23 in the Of the staff her and caused her to fall to the ground. side the club that morning. cussing the situation with another officer. Eaton Classroom 148. When the verdicts came down from the Burgess, who took the stand to clear his Reitmann's testimony regarding the ripping The other officer on the scene, Edward Time to Read is a literacy educa­ foreperson acquitting James Burgess of two • name, repeated his of Burgess' shirt also wavered, according to Sherman, was a topic of heated debate him­ tion program sponsored by Time misdemeanor charges, the University of _^/j^^^ innocence and said he Jones. self. Burgess said Sherman spoke wilh him Warner, Inc. The program uses Miami linebacker breathed a well-deserved JP A never touched her and Reitmann said she grabbed Burgess' shirt after Reitmann had said she just wanted to magazines from the Time corpora­ sigh of relief. followed her order to as he took off and heard "a ripping sound." A talk to Burgess, not arrest him. tion, such as Sports Illustrated, "I feel like I won a national championship," flH • leave the premises. day earlier, Reitmann said she heard the shirt Said Burgess of Sherman: "He said, "You Time, Money and People, and Burgess said after the decision. "rip." A dramatic display came Saturday black UM football players are always getting music videos from Warner Music The 6-foot, 223-pound junior had been "Common sense tells when Jones attempted to rip the shirt in front into trouble. If I had arrested you I would Group, lo promote and improve lit­ charged with battery on an officer and resist­ you that if someone is of ihe jury but could not. Jones also chal­ have charged you with so much stuff you eracy. ing arrest without violence following a chaot­ pushing you, you are lenged the jury to find a tear in the shirt, never would have played football again'." "If a person is interested in pro­ ic free-for-all outside the Lime Key Club in going to tell them to which Burgess had not washed since the inci­ Jones insinuated that Sherman then went moting literacy and helping the Kendall June 19. 'stop, don't do it any- dent. back to Reitmann, a rookie who had been on community, it's a good thing to mBURGESS more," foreperson the streets a mere 10 months, and persuaded do," said FSLN's president, Magali Twice, Burgess had rejected offers by the Sandra Dawsey said. Assistant State Attorney DeWayne Terry to arrest Burgess because of his high stand­ Brignoni. prosecution to resolve the charges with 25 "That's the battery. If attempted to sway the jury, finding a slight ing. Time lo Read Training is open to hours of community service. he might have brushed up against her, it tear near the collar. However, the jury everyone. Refreshments and What may have been the turning point in wasn't nothing. She didn't complain about it appeared disinterested in this feeble, last- Whatever the turning point may have been, breakfast will be provided, as will the trial was the testimony of Melissa and if she was going to arrest him she would ditch effort by the state. the jury of six women returned Burgess' free T-shirts. Reitmann, the police officer Burgess alleged­ have done it there." The overriding evidence seemed to be pure clean record lo him on Saturday. Coming to training makes a stu­ ly bumped and later resisted her attempts to Defense attorney Donald Jones jumped all common sense. Jones repeatedly harped on "I think justice occurred and that's good." dent part of FSLN. The organiza­ arrest him. over Reitmann's testimony, saying she the fact that Reitmann is a mere 5-foot-6, 135 Jones said. "I'm happy that this is an individ­ tion will use the training to help Reitmann said she encountered Burgess changed her story three or four times over the pounds while Burgess is a hefty 6 feet, 223 ual who stood by what he said from day one. members of the community, includ­ while he was in a heated argument with course of two appearances on the stand. pounds. If a battery had occurred, Jones said, It's a moving thing." ing UM employees, improve litera­ cy skills. For more information about Time to Read or the Florida Student USA! USA! U-S-A! Registration begins Literacy Network, contact Magali Brignoni at 689-6487. for SG fall elections BLUE PLANET LECTURE SERIES: HURRICANES BY DOLLY HERNANDEZ SG ELECTIONS Hurricanes play a major role in Staff Writer the lives of South Floridians, but Anyone interested in filing for candrfac^ Here are some important Hates most people do not realize the vital in the upcoming SG Fall elections should regarding SC Fall '95 elections: role that hurricanes play in the life pass by UC 236 to pick up a registration Sept. 25 Referendum writing workshop of the planet. Hurricanes transfer packet. Sept. 29 Filing for candidacy ends Monica Aquino, SG presideni. said thai heat and moisture from the tropics Oct. 16-18 Elections to other regions, and they also pro­ students who care about the general well- vide rain to locations that are other­ being of the campus and its students should For more information, call Andrew Paul wise dry. file for candidacy. at 284-3082. "Hurricanes: Their Role in the Mindy Young, speaker of the Senate, said Earth's Climate" will be presented that a student who wants to make a differ­ "Things cannot be changed unless a stu­ at 5:30 p.m. on Thursday, ence should file for candidacy. dent tries to change them," Ell said. "The September 21, in the Rosenstiel Any interested students should attend the way students can do that is by running for an School Auditorium, 4600 meetings on Wednesdays from 4 to 5 p.m. in office and voting." Rickenbacker Causeway. A recep­ Flamingo Ballroom B. Students can vote from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. in tion will follow at 6:15 p.m. The "I encourage everyone interested to come the UC Breezeway, residential college com­ lecture, presented by meteorologist to our meetings and see for yourself what the puter labs, and from home if they have a Dean Churchill, will cover how senate is all about," Young said. "We bring modem, said Ell. hurricanes are formed, why they faculty administrators and other esteemed Andrew Paul, Elections Commission chair­ occur, and the impact that science guests in and discuss the problems facing man, said a main concern of SG is to work can have. UM today and possible solutions to these toward improving student life. Lectures in the Blue Planet concerns either by town meetings, bills, or "If you have specific concerns then this is Series are designed for the non-sci­ advisory boards." one forum that will address these concerns," entific community. They inform Issues on campus can only be addressed if Paul said. "The benefits [of filing for candi­ about the research being conducted students get involved and that filing for can­ dacy] are that you will be a part of a team by the University of Miami's didacy is one way to gel involved, said Karen that is working toward improving student Rosenstiel School of Marine and Ell, chief justice of the SG Supreme Court. life." Atmospheric Science. See related story on Page 2. Resumes Frost letters 'MIKE AND MATY' TO FILM IN MIAMI FOR A DAY The Mike and Maty Show, an needed for donated to ABC daytime talk show, is coming to the Universily of Miami in early career fairs UM library October. Associate Producer George Sylak By LOUIS FLORES By AMIE PARNES could nol confirm a date as of press Associate News Editor Staff Writer time, but is planning to highlight If students want to be included in an She had a 22-year personal relationship various aspects of UM. electronic resume book being distributed to with Robert Frost, and now the University Co-host Maty Mumford is a UM several employers participating in this of Miami Otto G. Richter Library is mak­ alumna of the School of semesters' two career fairs, they need to ing her correspondence with the deceased Communications. register with the Patricia and Harold poet public. The Hurricane will inform read­ Toppel Career Helen Muir, 84, a "distinguished Florida ers of how they can get involved as Planning and historian," who has been wri'ing aboul the information becomes available. Placement Center by 5 South Florida for over 40 years has donat­ FINANCIAL SERVICES pm Friday. ed her( papers, including correspondence On Sept. 28. UM with renowned figures such as Frost and CAREER FAIR TOMORROW students will have U.S. Attorney Janet Reno. The Toppel Career Planning and twice the opportunity Muir served as a columnist and editor for Placement Center will be hosting a to find a job when the both The Miami Herald and The Miami Financial Services Career Forum Toppel Placement News. She has also written three books, tomorrow night at 7 p.m. Center and the Sanford including Miami U.S.A. and The Biltmore: Representatives from such com­ L. Ziff Graduate Beacon for Miami. panies as First Union Bank, Merrill Placement Center host The exhibition at the UM library concurs Lynch and Barclays Bank will be approximately 70 and INGOLD with the publication of her latest book, on hand, just to name a few. 40 employers, respec- Frosl in Florida: A Memoir. tivley. "This book is directly tied lo the COMING FRIDAY "We will provide a copy of the electronic University," Muir said. "Few people real­ resume book to all employers who partici­ ize that Frosl became a pari of the IN ACCENT: Meet one of pate in the Career Fair," Toppel Placement University of Miami scene." tlie newest Stars of the hit Director Shirley Good Ingold said. "So, the In 1934, Frost came to campus to L_ student will be introduced to all companies address the University of Miami Institute medic ,il drama / R, which who will be attending very early in the aca­ of Literature. A year later, he was awarded DUNCAN ROSS Ill/Photo Editor demic year." an honorary degree from UM. UM diver Tammy Christensen, junior, practices her dives Friday afternoon at the on NIK The Toppel Placement Center will hold Muir, who first mel Frost in 1941 on a UC Pool. its Career Fair at the UC International freelance assignment, said Frost as a per- See CAREER • Page 2 See DONATION • Page 2 tASfBACK BONUS AWARC IS BET

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Here's where you LICK it, seal it and MAIL it. Postage is FREE. Page 2 • THE HURRICANE • Tuesday, September 19, 1995 campus Calendar More computers stolen from UM B A BRIEF LOOK AT Items taken included a Gateway 2000 comput­ object or master key was used to access to a 77? zs time, Richter er, monitor and keyboard; one external CD-ROM storage room. At least seven employees have key CAMPUS ACTIVITIES AND EVENTS with an Adaptec SCSI card; a Proxima projector access to that room If you have any events you'd like to publictee, stop by Library falls victim to with a Cyclops pointer: a computer cart: an Terri Robar. a 12-year veteran of the library our office at the University Center Room 221. Etherlink network card; an internal modem: and staff discovered ihe missing objects. According technology thief various cables. io Robar. this equipment was used to teach The equipment was last used on Sept. I, hut library patrons how to use computer applications. TODAY 245. This is an excellent opportuni­ By ALEXI K. MERSENTES The loss of the equipment is particularly felt Staff Writer was not noticed to be missing until the date the •Pearson Residential College is ty for students to become involved report was filed. since the beginning of the semester is when the presenting its version of Singled with children with special needs. For the second time within a month, the grand teaching equipment is most utilized. Robar said. theft of essential computer equipment has Lack of proper security seems to be the main Out in the Pearson Classrooms at 9 The meeting will provide valuable "The missing equipment has not been occurred at the University of Miami. This time, culprit. No alarms or dead bolts secured the p.m. All are welcome to come information for education majors entrance to the storage room where the items replaced." Robar said. watch. For more information, con­ about dealing with diverse siudent the University's Richter Library was the victim. According to an Offense Incident Report dated were stolen from, the report stated. Alex Silva. the investigating officer in the tact Elizabeth Marshall at 284- populations. For more information, According to the police report, no visible sign case, refused comment, stating only that the case 4211. contact Nancy Perez at 554-0329. Sept. 6. the total value of stolen property was estimated to be $9,682. of forced entry could be found. Either a sharp is still under investigation. •The Biochemistry Club will •Inquiry, a new student organi­ meet at 6:45 p.m. in SA 166. All zation linking undergraduates to members are encouraged to atlend. research opportunities throughout For more information, contact the University will hold a mandato­ RSMAS RehanNaqui at 721-4842. ry organizational meeting for all •InterVarsity Christian interested at 8 p.m. in UC Flamingo Fellowship invites everyone to A & B. For more information, con­ expert tonight's chapter meeting from 8 to tact Meena Garg at 666-5764. 9:30 p.m. in the Eaton Classroom. •The Department of Commuter This week's guest speaker is Student Affairs is sponsoring a Enrique Fernandez, who will be free luncheon with Dean Rita to host sharing on personal devotion. For Deutsch, assistant dean of the more information, contact Jon College of Arts and Sciences, from Reynolds at 689-2750. 12:15 to 1:30 p.m. in the seminar Rathskeller Lewis Room. Tickets WEDNESDAY are available in UC 209. For more information, contact Cynthia BY jOSUE MARTINEZ •The Association for Staff Writer Computing Machinery will be Nolan-Patey at 284-6399. A University of Miami professor holding a presentation and hands- •AWARE! 8 p.m. Mahoney will be hosting a seminar on hurri­ on demonstration on the World Classrooms. Gisela Munoz. 689- canes and tropical storms on Wide Web at 5 p.m. in Ungar 502. 9875. Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at the The yearbook pholo will be taken at •Hemp Awareness Council. 8 the meeting. Pizza will be served. p.m. UC 241. Laura Enneking, 662- Rosenstiel School of Marine and For more information, contacl Jerry 6986. Atmospheric Science (RSMAS) Cattell at 689-3698. campus. Dean Churchill, an assistant pro­ •Student Government's Pro- THURSDAY fessor of meteorology and physical Diversity Committee works to •College Democrats will have promote diversity throughout the their first meeting at 12:30 p.m. in oceanography who teaches fore­ campus. Get involved and be a part UC 241. For more information, casting classes to both undergradu­ of this committee. It will meet at 5 contact Madeline Baro at 823-8342. ate and graduate students, will pre­ p.m. in the SG office in the UC. For •Korean Students Association sent his ideas in the seminar enti­ more information, contact Tim will have an organizational meeting tled, "Hurricanes: Their Role In the Morrison at 689-6184. and will elect new officers for the Earth's Climate." •College Bowl meets every 1995-96 academic year at 6:30 p.m. Churchill said that he is interest­ Wednesday at 7 p.m. in UC 243. in UC 241. All students are wel­ ed in the tropical systems that New members are welcome. For come, especially if you are Korean. develop each year between June I more information, contact John For more information, contact and Dec. 1. Anderson at 689-5336. Chuck Cho at 689-2679. "Curiosity drives me and others •Career Planning and •Strictly Business will have a to study [hurricanes]," Churchill Placement is having its Financial general meeting at 6 p.m. in Jenkins said. Services Career Forum. For more 217. We will hold elections for When asked whether there is a information, contact the department vice-president, secretary, and public morbid interest of the media in at 284-5451 or call the Hurricane relations. For more information, general on the topic. Churchill said. Jobsline at 284-JOBS. contact Andrea Ault at 689-3818. "They do hurt people and cause so •Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, •The UM Recent Graduate much destruction" and also because Inc. presents its spectacular annual Society hosts Business Card it is interesting to see "nature "We Caught You Creepin" Exchange from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. at reclaim some of its natural environ­ Edutainment Forum from 6:15 lo 8 Monty Trainers. 2550 S. Bayshore menl from the inroads of technolo­ p.m. in the International Lounge. Dr. No cost to attend. For reserva­ DUNCAN ROSS III/ Photo Editor gy" Utilizing some of UM's funniest tion or more information, contact Professor Robert Ankrom talks with junior Roxanna Sarmiento in the Theatre Arts department. Bruce Aibrecht. a RSMAS pro­ personalities, the brothers of Kappa Brenda Coleman at 284-2872. fessor in meteorology, said South Alpha Psi put together everyday •GLBC. 8 p.m. Building 42-G. Floridians are aware of the storms college life skits lhat are funny and 284-GIVE. lhal form during hurricane season. educational while evoking audience •College Republicans. 8:30 Ankrom dramatizes class "There is an understanding and opinirmsrSocial reception to fol­ p m., UC 241. Aureliano Sanchez- appreciation of the ideas and con­ cepts behind tropical storms | by low. Fnr mar? information, contact \ninty,__.'*_i__<,M Moses Cowan at 663-6913. •SCUBA Club. 8 p.m. UC Theatre Arts chair schedules 3 shows this Fall people in the area]." Aibrecht said. •Student Council for International Lounge. Exciting By HAMIZAL MAHMUD Educators and the Southeastern on lots of things, we're both Part of the awareness is due to Exceptional Children will be hav­ speakers weekly. Eric Cohen. 856- Staff Writer Theatre Conference. He is presi­ loyal to each other. He is a the fact that "the information is ing its first meeting at 7 p.m. in UC 5955. Robert Ankrom, chairman of dent of the Florida Theatre superb organizer. He has a good now much more available" through the Theatre Arts Department for Conference and the executive overview of what we ought to be media such as the Weather 10 years, is an established figure director of the Ring Theatre. doing for the Theatre Arts Channel. Aibrecht said. 1 TWICE THE OPPORTUNITY 1 at UM. Since 1967 Ankrom has "This last spring we did two Dpartment," Kurtz said. Tropical storms are a different Jeffrey Phipps. assistant pro­ type of weather system from those The Toppel Career Planning The Ziff Graduate Placement made tremendous contributions shows downtown in the Knight to the department and to UM. Center. We're doing one show in fessor in the Theatre Arts in mid-latitude regions — the usual and Placement Center has Center has engaged the follow­ Ankrom graduated from Ohio the fall in at the Knight Center. Department, first met Ankrom cold fronts coming from the north. engaged the following employ­ ing for their career fair on the University in 1961 with a We'll open the Ring Theatre in when he came to Miami for a job Churchill said. ers to appear at their career fair same day: Bachelor of Fine Arts in theater. the spring. The first show will be interview 13 years ago. "Curiosity drives me on Thursday, September 28: He later received a Master of in February." Ankrom said. "As a friend, he is someone - Burdines and others to study - CitiBank - Coopers & Lybrand CPA Arts in theater in 1963 from the According to Ankrom. the who listens to my problems and - Incredible Universe - Coca-cola Enterprise University of Michigan. Theatre Department will perform |is| concerned on what's hap­ [hurricanes]." "1 came to teach here in 1964. three shows this semester: pening in my life." Phipps said. - Jan Bell Marketing - Cabletron I was here for a year, then I went • The Good Doctor, by Pulitzer "He is really concerned about DEAN CHURCHILL -EDS - MTV Latino off to teach at Purdue for two prize winner Neil Simon and students, teachers and the com­ RSMAS Professor - New Times, Inc. - Federal Express years. Then I came back here in Anton Chekov. a legendary munity." - Pratt Whitney - First Union 1967. I have been here ever Russian writer. This play will be Senior Kelly Parker, a perfor­ - Prudential Preferred Financial - KPMQ Peat Marwick LLP since." Ankrom said. performed at the Knight Center mance major, is currently taking "They are almost the inverse of Services - Motorola The Theatre Arts department from Nov. 8 to 12. an auditioning class with each other in terms of how they form," Churchill said. "Mid-lati­ - Senator Bob Graham Miami - Nabisco Biscuit Co. offers five different specializa­ • Keely and Du will be per­ Ankrom. tude storms get their energy from tions: performance, musical the­ formed for the American College "I have known him for four District Office - Raymond lames Financial the sinking air from polar regions ater, design production, theater Theatre Festival in Room 204 of years. He seems to know the - U.S. Navy - Renaissance Cruise Line undernding warm air and the maxi­ management and stage manage­ UM Theatre Department. business really well. He really - Saks Fifth Avenue/NY, - Sunbank Miami, N.A. mum wind-speeds are reached in ment. Ankrom said. He would wants to help us get into the act­ • The Pirate's Tiger Tale, a the upper-atmosphere." like to expand the design produc­ new play by local playwright ing world." Parker said. Several other firms will be attending each fair. tion and stage management stu­ Susi Westfall, will be performed "It's challenging to work for Nanette Patton, a graduate stu­ dent in the division of meteorology This is only a sampling. dent body, he added. the week after Thanksgiving in him because he always comes up Ankrom also said that com­ Room 204. with new projects. But it's also and physical oceanography, said there are plenty of ways people can Source: Respective placement centers pared to theater departments at Ankrom said the response very interesting because I get to learn about tropical weather sys­ other Florida universities. UM from the audience who comes to learn a lot from him," said Susan CHRISTINE KINSEY/Craphics Editor tems. ranks certainly in the top 10 per­ his Ring Theatre shows have Smith. Ankrom's assistant, said. cent. always been good UM theatre arts majors are "If the average person out there UM hosts 2 career fairs Ankrom is teaching two class­ "We play to about 90 percent being prepared to face the real wants to know something about es this semester: an introductory capacity all the time." he said. world, Ankrom added, hurricanes, there's a lot of shows that show the basics and qualitative improvisation class, as well as an Kenneth Kurtz. Ankrom's col­ "The field they're getting From Page 1 benefit by attending Ziffs first ever terms that you can watch." Career Fair. auditioning class for seniors. league, said the two have been ready to go into is very hard and Additionally, he also sits on friends for 30 years. competitive. They must be very For questions about tropical Lounge and in the UC Flamingo He added that he has strived to weather systems or the seminar, Ballrooms. The Ziff Placement attract large, prestigious companies. the hoard of directors of the "Bob |Ankrom) is one of my disciplined both in terms of their Florida Association of Theatre best friends. Though we disagree talent and their durability." Churchill is available at his office Center is holding their Career Fair The Ziff Graduate Placement at 361-4048 or 361-4014. in the Jenkins reading room and al Center asked for students to turn in the placement center's office on the their resumes on diskette. Berkman first floor of Jenkins. said. Over 300 complied. In order to he included in "All of our students have turned CP&P's electronic resume hook, theirs in," Berkman said. Former Herald editor donates letters to UM students need to have their resumes Berkman also said the Ziff new book following the formal pre­ designed by the Centers' Resume Placement Center will also put out From Page 1 sentation of her papers. Expert diskette. The resumes are an electronic resume book, then uploaded into a database pro­ although the resumes of only MBA son was "delightful." Frank Rodgers*. director of libraries, has known Muir since vided to recruiting organizations. studenls will be in the book. "He made me grin from ear to 1980. "They need to have their resumes Students should be prompt in get- ear," Muir said. "We had an "Helen Muir is a very good uploaded by Friday." Cunningham ling organized for the Career Fair, extremely intimate friendship." friend of the University and its said. Ingold stressed. Opportunities are Even though Frost passed away library," Rodgers said. "She The Toppel Placement Center has arising that are not being sought. over 30 years ago, Muir wanted to worked closely with the library already scheduled companies to "I have got a job for an under­ paint "a different picture of Robert since even before it opened." interview students on campus graduate business major that can Frost" than has been portrayed throughout the semester, beginning pay up to $40,000 a year," Ingold before. even before the Career Fair, said. "Bul. I can'l find the right "It's very difficult to write about "Helen is a wonderful person," Cunningham said. match because they probably have someone you care about." Muir Rodgers said, "not to mention a walking encyclopedia of Miami." "Students should frequently not registered with the office." said. "Finally the day came when I check on the Easy System to learn For a complete listing of organi­ did." In the Universily of Miami press who is coming on campus to inter­ zations participating at both career A reception and exhibition will release Muir said. "By giving Ihe view," Cunningham said. fairs, stop by the Toppel Placement be held on Thursday from 5-7:30 papers to the University, anyone who pours around will find these Ziff Placement Center Director Center located on the Stanford p.m. on the second floor of the stories. I'm a pack rat and an Gary Berkman said he thinks busi Circle and at the Ziff Placement University ofMiami library. Center at the Jenkins Breezeway. archivist at heart." FAYE CAREY/ Assistant photo editor ness and engineering students will Muir will autograph copies of her Helen Muir's personal papers are being donated to the UM library. Tuesday September 19, 1995 * THE HURRICANE « Page 3 SPORTS

Page 4 • THE HURRICANE • Tuesday, September 19, 1995 SPORTS Harmon brings fresh look to UM Men's tennis welcomes WRONGFUL-DEATH SUIT FILED AGAINST BLADES Hammill's successor as Two former L'niversily of Miami football brothers. Bennie and Brian Blades, have been blamed in a team prepares for season wrongful-death suit in the shooting By DAN CHASE-GRITLEFELD event on November 11 will kick-off death of iheir cousin. The Miami Staff until some of the team's clinics for Herald reported Saturday. The University of Miami men's underprivileged children in Miami. Current Seattle Seahawks receiv­ tennis leam opens their 1996 season er Brian Blades also faces a crimi­ against a competitive L'niversity of However. Harmon will have to nal manslaughter charge in the Notre Dame team in South Bend. do without one of last year's stars, death of Charles Blades. 34. at the Ind. in mid-January. But there is All-American Srdjan Muskatirovic, player's Plantation townhouse. one big change the Hurricanes face who transferred to UCLA. Thus, Brian's brother, Bennie. a Detroit right now — a new coach. Harmon declared Gil Kovalski and Lions safety, had left the home Last spring. Athletic Director Raymond Schot as the team's new shortly before the shooting Paul Dee hired Rodney Harmon to leaders. occurred. replace coach John Hammill. who "It was expected." lawyer Glenn served 16 years at UM. "Gil and Ray are the leaders J. Waldman said Friday of the suit Harmon, only the fourth men's because they're seniors and because filed Sept. I by the victim's ex- tennis coach in UM's 46-year ten­ they're experienced," Harmon said. wife on behalf of the couple's 12- nis history and the first African- Although Harmon had never year old daughter. Crystal. "Bennie American men's coach, brings coached college tennis, he carries Blades and Brian Blades do intend an extremely high reputation as a to vigorously defend the action." more than 20 years of tennis experi­ ence as a professional player, coach for the United States Tennis Brian Blades is accused of failing administrator and coach. Association. to ensure proper storage of his .38- In fact. Harmon was named caliber semiautomatic handgun Although Harmon would like to "Touring Coach of the Year" in used in the shooting. He is also is earn a national championship, he 1991. accused of negligently shooting his said. "Our goal for this year is to cousin, the Broward Circuit Court qualify for the NCAAs." Harmon believed his youth, suit said. But that docs not mean they are enthusiasm, and professional play­ Despite being absent during the not striving to be the best. ing and coaching experience shoutu New men's tennis coach Rodney shooting. Bennie Blades is accused "We work for a championship greatly benefit UM tennis, "as long of negligently permitting the gun to Harmon, instructing junior Chris Quinn every day and try to build a positive as the players remain highly moti­ be discharged. Only Brian and his (above), brings a new perspective on reputation.'' Harmon said. vated and want to work hard." cousin were alone in a home office What do the players think of their when Charles Blades was fatal ly traditional strokes which he hopes will Since tennis is an important fab­ new coach? shot in the chin July 3. take the Hurricanes to the next level. ric in the city of Miami, coach Kovalski said. "He's a great per­ According to a police affidavit. Harmon has planned to hold a few son, w ho helps me and the others a Charles Blades was attempting to Harmon aspires to continue the proud charitable functions. lot because he comes prepared and prevent his cousin Brian from In fact, a United Wav tennis ready to coach." bringing the gun over to Bennies tradition of UM tennis at the Neil Schift home in the same complex and Tennis Center (statue, right), which is Harmon, only the fourth men's tennis using it to intervene in a fight named after the late vice-chairman of between Bennie and his girlfriend. UM's Board of Trustees, who promoted coach in UM's 46-year tennis history and UCONN, IRISH AMONG Hurricane tennis throughout the the first African-American men's coach, WOMEN'S HOOP FOES community. brings more than 20 years of tennis experi­ The upcoming 1995-96 ence as a professional player, administrator University of Miami women's bas­ Photos by FAYE CAREY ketball schedule includes home Assistant Photo Editor and coach. games against the reigning _NCAA Ttffampions. the I' n ftjgyrtTy (Tf Connecticut, and the University oT 1 BIG EAST STANDINGS 1 Notre Dame, a newcomer to the Big East Conference. Big East teams struggle, lose SCHOOL CONFERENCE OVERALL Since Notre Dame. Rutgers Mlii West Virginia 1-0-0 1-1-0 University and West Virginia Boston College 1-0-0 1-2-0 University joined the Big East, the to non-conference opponents mis Pittsburgh 0-0-0 2-1-0 conference will no longer play a THE Dill home-and-home round-robin By LIAM FITZGERALD Lions, 66-14, and Pitt (2-1) fell to momentum builder for the Hokies in ______4___I___BMiam i 0-0-0 1-1-0 schedule. Miami will play home Sports Editor Texas, 38-27 - were not as surpris­ heading into battle against UM. Syracuse 0-0-0 1-1-0 Looking at the newspaper Saturday ing as the result of another game, the and away games against Notre In other Big East action. BC 11-11 •OCT Rutgers 0-0-0 1-1-0 morning, fans of the Big East must loser of which hosts No. 1 7 was run over by the University of Dame, Providence College. Seton EI13I Virginia Tech 0-1-0 0-2-0 Hall University, Syracuse have realized they were in for a long University of Miami Saturday moon, Michigan in a 23-13 loss at CONF E R e: N C 1 University. Villanova L'niversity dav. Ch. 101. Chestnut Hill. Mass. Temple 0-1-0 0-3-0 and West Virginia. Here were just a lew of the match­ Following a season-opening loss to So every Big East team that ups: perennial Big East doormat Boston College, Virginia Tech played Saturday lost, right? SATURDAY'S RESULTS NEXT SATURDAY'S GAMES The Hurricanes will host L'Conn Cincinnati 16, Virginia Tech 0 Miami at Virginia Tech, noon. (Jan. 10), Rutgers (Jan. 17) and Temple University at national power­ University looked to rebound against No, there was one bright spot house Penn State University; the a less-than-stellar University of Saturday in the Big East: Rutgers Penn St. 66, Temple 14 Kent at West Virginia, 1 p.m. Georgetown (Feb. 141 and travel to Texas 38, Pittsburgh 27 Ohio St. at Pittsburgh, 3:30 p.m. the University of Pittsburgh (Dec. University of Pittsburgh against Cincinnati squad. University (1-1), defeated Navy, 27- underrated University of Texas at the Instead, the Bearcats shutout the 17. Rutgers 27, Navy 17 Minnesota at Syracuse noon. 22), Boston College (Jan. 22) and Michigan 23, Boston Col. 13 vs. Rutgers at East Longhorns' home field. Hokies, 16-0, scoring all their Unfortunately, the time to relish Penn St St. John's University (Feb. 3). Rutherford, N.J., 7:30 p.m. The non-conference schedule is The outcomes of these games - points off Virginia Tech turnovers the win will be short-lived. Penn the Owls 10-3) lost to the Nittany highlighted by the Dial Soap in the second quarter. Not a good State plays Rutgers Saturday. CHRISTINE KINSEY/Craphics Editor Basketball/Florida Four at the Knight Sports Complex Dec. 1-2. Also in December, the Hurricanes will host cross-town ri\al Florida Miller, Hamilton pleased International Universily (Dec. 16). L'M opens the season against Manhattan College on Nov. 24. with teams' finishes at UCF The team begins practicing on Oct. 15. By RICK COLD change from the three-mile course the men Assistant News Editor ran in their first meet, but Miller said that the There were several bright points for the team responded well to the added distance. GOA CAPTURES SAND University of Miami cross country teams as "It didn't feel as bad as I expected." Miller VOLLEYBALL CROWN they finished in the first division at one of said. "The ground was soft and that made the Campus Sports and Recreation their biggest meets of the season, the course a little slow, but all the guys seemed continued their sponsorship of cam­ University of Central Florida Invitational in to do okay even though it was a lot longer pus athletics with two sand volley­ Orlando on Friday night. course than we ran last week." ball tournaments on Saturday. With 116 points, the UM men finished The women finished seventh in a 17-team The two-on-two competition was behind front-runner Florida International field that was dominated by national power, held on the sand courts in the apart­ University^host UCF and Florida Atlantic the University of Florida. The Gators scored ment area. When it was all over, University, which totaled 104 points. 19 points to easily outdistance second-place leam GOA was "King of the "The guys did pretty good," UM cross University of Jacksonville, which had 84 Beach." GOA was comprised ot country coach Mike Ward said. "Chris and points. Kevin Venger and Jacob Tsui. Damon ran a great race and almost every­ Junior Terri Hamilton was Miami's top On their way to the finals, GOA body else is improving." finisher on the 3-mile course with a time of eliminated the duo of Richard Sophomore Chris Miller and junior 18:55 good for 21st, and at number 35, Pastin and Reab Sawe/ya, followed Damon Griffiths finished fourth and fifth in freshman Jamie Heffner was the only other by a victory over a squad named a field of over 150 runners to pace UM to a Hurricane in the top 50. Med I. In the final, GOA was pit- fourth place finish. Miller ran the 4.75 mile "I was pleased with the way we ran," led against team Sean and Flynn, course in 25:39.1 and Griffiths was right Hamilton said. "This was a lot tougher field which could not stop GOA from behind him w ith a time of 25:46.5. than last week, and hopefully we'll be able capturing the title. "That's the best I've seen Damon run," to pull together and have a good meet next In addition to this tournament. Miller said. "He was right beside me the ueek." CSR sponsored a co-ed tourna­ entire race. We just need the rest of the guys Ward said that the women were not total­ ment. The mixed version of the to pick it up and do better. We should have ly recuperated from a tough workout on tournament was not highly attended beat FAU." Wednesday and said that it definitely effect­ with only two teams participating. Depth continues to be a problem as ed their performance. The winner of this was one-round Cameron Baker was Miami's third finisher On the heels of the tough workout. Ward tournament was Chi/Alexander. with a time of 27:17.7. earning him a 23rd decided to play it safe and have freshman who defeated team Gupia/Gupta in place finish. UM's Kirk David. Mike Weise runner Alina Pinto sit out the race. Health a hard fought battle. and Trevor Kibbey took 43rd. 44th and 47th. problems hindered Pinto's training over the •Cane Craze entries due: In respectively. summer, and Ward didn't want lo lake any other CSR news, entries for this "Our three, four and five guys have to get chances. year's 'Cane Craze must be turned up ihere." Ward said. "Granted it's early, but "We just want to make sure Alina is strong in by Thursday to ihe CSR Office. having two guys run well isn't going lo win throughout the season." Ward said. "We Apt. 45D. For more information, you I race We should ha\e finished at least knew before we even got there that she |.C. RIDLEY/SID call 284-3253. third this meet, but we need five guys to wouldn't run." place high." Hurricane cross-country runners Kirk David (left) antl Mike Weise (rightl, shown at last Compile! by Eric Bilirn, ami I.mm This Saturday, the Hurricanes participate week's Greentree Invitational, finished 43rd .ind 44th, respectively, at Saturday's UCF The 4.75-mile course was a significant FitzserulJ. in the Stetson University Invitational. Invitational in Orlando. UM's men finished second and the women placed seventh Tuesday September 19,1995 • THE HURRICANE • Page 5 Free gift with UM ID GET OUT• A REFRESHERCOURSE Full OF HEREU IN HOME ECONOMICS KEGS^^BY-RITE We Have The Lowest Student Fares! <7/» Card : CIEE: Council on International Educational Exchange many times haw EVERY THURSDAb Y Turn your ther­ CVCM i nui\tJU'/ Ai Internet: http://www.ciee org/cts/ctshome .htm One Datran Ctr, *220.9100 S Dadeland Blvd.. Miami you fallen asleep mostat up or down AMATEUATEURR NINIGHC T DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? 670-9261 Ifallg-s-btated vratching it only to a few degrees. 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Page 6 • THE HURRICANE • Tuesday, September 19, 1995 €i)t & o u tt ti * of Jfflutfic Festival Miami's opening night concert is successful

The opening nighi of the School of Music's 1995 the best part of the concert. Brahms' Concerto No. 2 for Festival Miami WM no doubt a gala affair. Gusman Piano and Orchestra. Hall «.*. abla/c with musicians, students, alumni, and A four-movement piano concerto, the Brahms piece fans ol the symphony. Valet parking was $(*>. and tick­ was dazzling and brilliant. Cocarelli performed with ets were SIO il you were lucky perfection, both directing the orchestra and playing off Black-tied performers and Ms energv. well-dressed patrons filled the The first movement, "Allegro non troppo," featured hall in anticipation, and the lobby the French horn and piano, earning out a delightful of Gusman smelled like someone conversation, The melodious spirit of the piece was a spilled a trough of Chanel No. 5 nice contrast to the darker Rachmaninoff. On the carpet. The second movement was the "Allegro appassiona­ Friday night kicked off the to." in 3/4 tempo and offering pulsating unison strings. 12th annual, month-long festival, But the third movement was what I call the "come to presented in an effort to display papa" moment of the evening. The "Andante" section the broad cultural flavor of the ZACH was a heavenly exercise in Romanticism. The passion­ city of Miami and educational RALSTON ate piano accompanied beautiful solos by cellist support from our I niversity. Catherine New come and oboe player Maria Zanzi. The concert featured the Concert This fantastic moment was only slightly diluted by University of Miami Symphony Reviewer the less-than-rcfined crowd at Gusman, who saw fit to Orchestra, under the direction of rudely applaud between movements and fan themselves guest conductor Dano Ntaca, and w ith their programs as if they were in church. stamng the virtuoso pianist Jose Carlos Cocarelli. The fourth movement, "Allegretto grazioso", was a The opener vias an impressionist symphonic poem flowery finale to a powerful piece. With its light, pep­ from post-Romantic Russian composer Sergei pery melody, it softened the emotional power built up Rachmanmotf. Aplly titled "Isle of the Dead." it was a by the previous movements, and ended the concert wilh grim and brooding mood piece with a morbid tone and a cheerful roar. •emotional force. The audience attempted a half-hearted standing ova­ Rachmaninoff's piece was performed by the orches­ tion for Cocarelli and Ntaca, who were the driving tra with a last but dark tempo, sounding much like the force behind the Brahms victory. dark side of Dvorak's New World Symphony. The Overall, the concert was a tremendous success, high­ massive string section dominated the piece, with mas­ lighted by the good selection of music and the terrific terful cellos and sweeping violas. acoustics in Gusman Concert Hall. The fantastic flute solos by Nora Lee Garcia more Concert master Scott O'Donnell offered a few words than made up for a slightly-out-of-tune woodwind sec­ on the opening concert of the Festival Miami. "It was tion. great to have a guest conductor come in from Argentina for the concert." O'Donnell said. "Our string section is Guest conductor Ntaca drove the performers with a lot bigger this year, but the biggest difference for this confidence and spirit, yet seemed lo make the piece's concert w as the guest conductor." only mistake when he was late in cueing the clarinet The usual duties of conducting are performed by the solo, causing an awkward moment. school's Thomas Sleeper. • Bul for a piece with basically no discernible melody, If the lniversity of Miami Symphony Orchestra's and a mood that could make Barney the Dinosaur feel concert Friday night was any indication of the quality suicidal. "Isle of the Dead" was an effective and enter­ of performances in this year's Festival Miami, the citi- taining opener. zensof South Flpridj.are in for a treat. /^It-Klthton-rir,r'grMrhtbfe -fmltm working towards 4 But the best,was set to comt, - • -- —fcl_'-J'— u. DUNCAN ROSS Ill/Photo Iditjj. deflate ia 'motitm pictures. ter fhcTiiicrmissionT-the orchestra returned to play Renowned pijnist lose Carlos ( oca re I performed at Friday night's opening celebration of I esliv.il MiamSj- UM band The Jongleurs give new meaning to word 'junk' By MATTHEW E. STEIN Josh Skylar and Matt Glassmeyer, met at people, the Jongleurs provided the enter­ The band recently recorded two gt; Staff Writer I'M and decided to form The Jongleurs tainment that is integral to the Coffee their songs, "Pancakes" and "Cj»; The Jongleurs are a band that has been because "they were sick of playing in House, Hinge," on the Cane Records label. T|J«; labeled everything from experimental large ensembles." "The main purpose of the Coffee CD. Miami Hybridized, is currenil*. jut musicians to anarchy rockers. The band, made up of I'M music House is to provide a place on campus available in local record stores and fea­ However, The Jongleurs prefer to be majors, performed lasi week at the for students to come to a non-alcoholic tures five different local bands. ineluJK known as musicians who play "junk" Wesley Foundation's Coffee House, an environment and find fnends and a good ing The Jongleurs. ;.; music — a combination of jazz and on-campus Christian ministry located at social environment." said Rev. Guy "We recorded the two songs on t8»; punk. 1210 Stanford Dr. Brewer, the director of the Wesley CD so lhat we don't have to play thejfcj According to the band, their music Thursday nights, the doors open at 9 Foundation. "It is an alternative to the anymore," said Stegner J-* allows them to "celebrate the societal p.m.. and the Wesley Center becomes a bar scene." The Jongleurs' body of work is mostjjf. pitfall of America in our own way." Coffee House featuring top bands from The Jongleurs said they enjoy playing original material. Their songs ontjl "But good music will transcend campus and the Miami area. There is a there because of the under-2I audience. include one cover out of the nearly fonjj- labels," said Michael Slegner, one of the $2 fee to get in. which includes gourmet According to The Jongleurs, the Coffee they play. band members coffee and baked goods in addition to House is a good way to reach the cam­ The members said lhat their music «- Stegner, along with the other mem­ the musical entertainment. pus and expose "normal people" to their mainly influenced by the eclectic likSj* bers, Lric Hastings, Forrest Giberson, Performing in front of a crowd of 100 type of music. of the Sex Pistols, Miles Davis, the DeSflt Kennedys and Soul Asylum. Z„"

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Other upcoming musical acts perforr(C ing at the Wesley Foundation include iB»: jazz Infusion sounds of jhe Jonathan*" Kreisberg Trio on Sept. 21 and a_?I FAYE CAREY/Assistant Photo Iditor EMILY KEHE/Slatl Photographer acoustic set by Paul Roub on Sept. 28. t'l The longleurs jammed at the Hard Rock earlier this year. The longleurs (Mike Stegner, Josh Skylar, Forrest Giberson and Matt Glassmeyer) played at the Wesley Center. 'Slacker's guide' labels, doesn't help college student | Well... much to our amazement another book has just been prides himself on being "the guru of college slacking." His that will help you beat the college game. Those who need printed aboui lhe generation that has come of age. 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L k3 PERSPECTIVES Page 8 • THE HURRICANE • Tuesday, September 19, 1995 CRASH AND BURN Friendly service not the rule at Miami's airport he obstacle course at Sportsfest was nothing ity to correctly schedule, keep track of and/or even compared to the frustrating excuse they have for locate these large, winged vehicles lhat each weigh a parking garage at Miami International Airport. more than, say, the Richter Library tor at least seven All things considered, I'd rather go around ten floors of slacks). times with the "di_/y bat" again than try to find an empty parking space that isn't outlined in yel­ Unbearable flight Tlow, reserved or blocked by a The most recent flight I was on was an unbearable broken down "crossing guard three-and-a-half hours Iale in laking off (not to mention orange" VW van. the fact that it was taking me io New Jersey instead of It doesn't end there. The Baltimore, New Jersey of all places!) whole road system is cleverly The man I sat next to had spent the past two weeks in designed in a circular pattern, the airport bar. No, jusi kidding: he had spent the last whereby motorists are sucked two weeks in Peru, studying macaws. Apparently it by a tractor beam-like force into took him more time to board the airplane at Miami than one of those curving lanes, it look him to canoe all the way down an Andean EAOMJ which carry them merrily along mountain river and fly from Lima to Miami. A Doy <& -**g AVpofA-wft-w \*j until each one of them simulta­ What really unnerved me about the flight, besides the neously see their targets, sitting turbulence while I was trying to eat my complementary on the curb, afraid to even move LAUREN food-like boxed lunch, was the landing. IN OUR OPINION a finger HOWARD I know that the tricky part for the pilot is the landing It's al this point that an entire Hurricane — I learned this in a Residential College-sponsored lane of bumper-to-bumper, stop- Columnist experience in a Pan Am flight simulator (you can ask and-go traffic tries to pull over anyone who was standing outside and heard me Burgess' acquittal is more to the same side of the road, dodging luggage carts, screaming as my plane careened for the runway, taking taxis and ineffective parking patrol people. out the flight control tower in the process.) While all this is going on. the outer side of the airport So what does our fearless pilot do? As the plane is than a mere legal victory circle is decorated with rental cars transporting hapless lurching toward the ground, and all of us passengers get tourists who are either trying to follow those little that pit of the stomach feeling I bet everyone — even A Dade County jury acquitted orange suns that point to the beaches or the signs to I- Frank Barber— gets, the captain comes on the loud Hurricanes linebacker James Through his relentless efforts and 95 North and Disneyland. speaker and says, "We are now* landing..." At this Burgess of two misdemeanor leadership, Burgess has silenced the critics It's actually great fun to sit and wave to them as they point, I don't need a play-by-play; I want his hands off charges stemming from an alterca­ circle by over and over again. If you think ahead, it's a the microphone and on the steering wheel where they tion wilh a police officer al a local by illustrating what is right with the UM good idea to bring a pair of Mickey Mouse ears to the belong. night club. football program. airport with you. Putting the ears on or waving them The only redeeming factor was that I was in that Burgess, who maintained his around along with a cheerful. "You're almost there! shortened row by the emergency door, the one where innocence throughout the four Burgess should be commended few. Through his relentless efforts Just three more times around!" will encourage our out- the flight attendants ask you if you'll be comfortable months since the incident last June, for the actions he took to clear his and leadership. Burgess has of-town friends and keep up their morale. performing the duties that may be asked of you in the look his plight to Ihe courts instead name. Weighing his integrity and silenced the critics by illustrating event of an emergency. of accepting prosecution offers of a character as a person versus a pros­ what is right with the L'M football Fun at the airport What an ego boost: "Why. sure. I'll be more than lighter sentence in return for a plea ecution offer of 25 hours communi­ program. You'll have plenty of time to torture all kinds of for­ happy to save everyone's life when that time comes! of guilty to the charges against him. ty service. Burgess chose to risk jail The Hurricane salutes Burgess eign guests and tourists at Miami International because I'll just lift this lever, push this out and we're saved. No Risking a maximum two-year jail time in order to prove his inno­ for his valiant efforts to clear his any given flight you're planning to take will be delayed problem!" As long as I don't have to park the plane term if found guilty by the court, cence. name and protect his integrity, anywhere from 35 minutes to an eternity. when we get back lo Miami. Burgess fought hard to clear him­ Burgess' actions demonstrate that instead of taking the easy way out I personally am convinced that it's our proximity to self of the misdemeanors wrongly a team of 80 football players cannot of these serious accusations and the Bermuda Triangle that is behind the airport's inabil­ Lauren Howard is a senior majoring in biology. charged against him . be stereotyped by the actions of a permanently tainting his record. Financial aid office cannot meet demand Student efforts to secure who needs to meet with an advisor. This wastes time and ties up the waiting area ... a visit to the financial financial aid are hampered needlessly. assistance office... will by the Office's inefficien­ Another flaw of the system is its failure to help the students before the application question if the University cies. process begins. Many students seeking is equipped to deal with orric t uge lines, hours of waiting, miles financial assistance are still unclear about * or of paperwork, deadline crunches, the type of aid available, what kinds they the many students who and red tape at its best; it's not a are eligible for, and how to about applying FINANCUL H use this office and need day in the DMV or the stock exchange, but for specific subsidies. A. SI STANCE A-MNDON ALU the final steps in securing financial assis­ The office does pul out informational its services. tance for the upcoming semester. pamphlets, but these mention only a few SERVICES Every year hundreds of students apply forms of government aid and loans. Most people will agree these are good £MTtR HEtt. for financial assistance. The University of Additional grants and scholarships avail­ changes, for they will serve the students Miami is no stranger to this as the need to able from individual colleges, such as the better and make these areas of student life service the increasing number financial aid Dix Scholarship offered through the more efficient. But why not make the applicants seems to grow each year. College of Arts and Sciences, and others financial services facilities more capable of Yet. a visit to the Financial Assistance available from private groups often go serving the students as well? office located on the first floor of the Ashe unknown to most students. Building will question if the University is The growth of this office would facili­ equipped to deal The financial assistance advisors have tate registration greatly. It would also alle­ with the many stu­ quite a task as there are only a few to han­ viate the long lines in the office of dents who use this ADRIA dle the big numbers. Most students only Students Accounts. office and need its TOLEDO know their advisors by name and meeting The creation of a larger advising center, services. Hurricane with them is quite a challenge due to their a question and answer hotline, a financial First, the office is Columnist enormous work load. assistance program offering a financial aid tiny. The weeks Getting answers to questions is also a fair, informational meetings, application before a new semester will see its waiting venture. If the line isn't busy all day, the workshops, and a more complete informa­ area overcrowded and looking quite chaot- average wait on hold is about 20 minutes. tion packet would give students some of During the first week of classes the lines the best assistance they could ask for. in the cafeteria filled with people working Besides its very small service area, its out last minute financial aid packages are After all. without this office many of the system to deal with visitors is not very unbelievable, not to mention frustrating. current students would be unable to attend efficient. Everyone needing help must sign But does it have to be this way? the University. It is clear lhat aid to finan­ in, take a seat and wait to be called. This Over the last year wc ha\e witnessed the cial aid would eliminate a lot of the appli­ may sound reasonable, but not effective. expansion of the Career Planning and cation ache. The problem is everyone is treated the Placement Center, the Cafeteria, the stu­ same, this means someone turning in an dent fitness facilities, the Force Five con­ Adria Toledo is a junior majoring in application must wait the same as someone venient store, and parking services. political science and psychology.

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Pay No Fee. Pay Over Time. Quality Savings On Quality Items. You'll also receive valuable offers that will save you Enjoy all the advantages of Optima Cardmembership money on the products you want—from companies absolutely free. Plus, when you need to, you can like J.Crew, the Princeton Review and even extend payments ovei time. You'll also enjoy the low Tower Records. And each time you renew your introductory interest rate of 9.9% tor the first six student Cardmembership, you'll receive new offers months: After that, the interest rate will K* the Prime that will keep you saving money year after year. Rate plus 919%, currently 18.9%. (See back ofthe application tor additional information.) A World Of Service. Wherever your travels take you, you'll have access to Six Hours Of Long Distance. Free. a network of 1,700 American Express Travel Service You'll also get up to 10 minutes ot tree long distance offices.' And should you ever have questions about your card calling Otl MC 'Aever y month tor a whole year— account, our toll-free customer service line is without having to change your residential long distance open 24 hours a day, 165 days a year. company. That's a total savings ot over $85 a year." Sign Up To Be A Cardmember, Today. Fill out the application now and start enjoying the Big Airfare Savings. benefits of Optima ('ardinemhcrship. (See the back of the application for complete details.) Student ('ardiuenibers receive five money-saving Travel Certificates"" for discount airfares on Continental Coming September 1995. —and you can take a friend along for the snmc* low American Express University, a World Wide Web price (see chart). Stay a student Cardmember and resource for college students. Come visit us at: you'll receive new certificates each year. http://amerieanexpress.com/student

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Valid lor roundtrip Coach Class travel anywhere Continental or Continental Express Hies within Ihe 48 contiguous United Stales (except Florida between February 11 through April 21.1996, or any (light between June 13 Ihrough "Divided We Save" Augusl 23,1996) All you pay is $159 roundlrip tor travel on Ihe same side ol the Mississipppi River Or $239 lor travel lhat crosses the Mississippi.

Valid lor travel to/from Florida beginning or ending between February 11 Ihrough April 21,1996, or any flight begin­ "Hoi Times Hoi Savings" ning or ending between June 13 Ihrough August 23,1996 You'll pay just $239 for roundlrip Coach Class travel on Ihe same side ol Ihe Mississippi River. $299 lor (ravel that crosses the Mississippi

"World Traveler" Valid lor savings on an eligible published adult roundlrip Coach Class lare anywhere Continental Hies — $25 off a (are ol $150-$249, $50 off a lare ol $250-$399. or $75 off a lare ol $400 or more

""To be eligible, you musi apply tor Ihe Optima Card for studenls by July 31,1996. and be issued an Oplima Card foi students For the domestic tare travel certificates, reserva­ tions must be made within 21 days of travel Maximum stay is 14 days and must include a Saturday mghl For the syslemwide travel discount certificate, reservations and ticket purchases must be made at least 14 days prior lo departure, or as required by the fare purchased, whichever is earlier A Saturday mghl stay is required Seats at these fares are limited American Express makes these certificates available solely as a service to ils Cardmembers and incurs no liability in connection wilh their use or non-use Continental is directly responsible tor Ihe fulfillment of this otter and Ihe delivery of Iravel services Certificales are valid through October 31,1996, except for the Spring/Summer Certificates which are valid through August 23.1996 Your Travel Savings Certificales. along with complete terms and conditions, will be sent to you upon credit approval ^. FOLD INTO THIRDS MOISTEN SEAL AND MAIL

Return your Student MEMBERSHIP Application Today

PLEASE SHOW US HOW YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR NAME TO APPEAR ON THE OPTIMA CARD.

J Mrs JMS Full name must nol exceed 20 spaces Spell lasl name completely PLEASE TELL US A.OUT YOURSELF.

Where do you wani First Name Middle Lasl Iha Card and Yrs Mos your bill itnP Permanent Home Address Apt« City State Zip Time at Home Address

Home Phone Social Security Number Date ot Birth Mother's Maiden Name Permanent Address PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL. School Address

College or University City Slate Your Address at School Apl * City State m Mo Yr Mu Y. i J Soplomoie Class Yr F:*S"m J Your Phone Number at School HS Graduation Date College Graduation Date J J Gradual* j'. ludenl

PLEASE PROVIDE US WITH SOME FINANCIAL INFORMATION. Yearly Income" Source ot Income Name lo Verity Income*Employment Phone J Savings Account J Pari Time Jot) J Parsnil $ I > J aMW Job -J Scholarship Grant J Other

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J Checking J Money Market Savings

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To be eligible you must be enrolled in a degree program at an accredited lour year college or university or graduate school For immediate attention X have your Registrar verity your current enrollment by placing Ihe official stamp tn this box Your Continental Airlines certificates will arrive 2 to 3 weeks alter the Card. By signing above. I certify that I have read met and agreed to all ol the lerms conditions and disclosures on the reverse side of this application

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f% Aif (*" Select a lour digit PIN lor long oistance savings ^^ MjL *• ^" on MCI without changing your current long \**Fn W La distance company (numbers only please)

199$ Amnrican EipiMi Travii Hi id S«'v>»s Company ll CLDS I 'If your Optima account or any other American Express account you may have is not maintained In DISCLOSURE good standing, you will forfeit the introductory rate After the 6-month introductory period the APR will be a competitive variable rate — 18 9% as of 7/31/95 Annual Percentage Grace Period tor Method at compui Annual lee * "To be eligible, you must apply for the Optima Card for students by July 31 1996. and meet Variable Rale mq Ihe balance lor credit approval You will receive an MCI calling card that gives you up lo 6 hours ot free long rate lor purchases inlormation repayment ol the distance calling A one-time credit ot up to $7 13 will appear on each MCI billing statement for balances for purchases 12 monihs trom the dale ol enrollment $7 13 is equal fo MCI s charge for a 30-minute night/ purchases weekend MCI Card call In the continental U S and appropriate surcharge Credit will not exceed usage One enrollment bonus per customer Otter vahd lor new American Express/MCI • 189' H il • Card customers only Must be an MCI customer at time of fulfillment MCI and MCI Card are • . 1 registered service marks ot MCI Communications Corporation '• • • : 1 1 1 'Comprises Travel Service locations ot American Express Travel Related Services Company. Inc its affiliates and Representatives worldwide Services are sublet to local law

This information about the Card is accurate as ot 7/95. This information may have changed after that date The introductory annual percentage rate (APR) offer (9 9%) is valid through 7,31/95. To find out what may have changed, call us toll-free af 1-800 628-2244 Over the limit fee SO to $15. as determined by applicable law Late payment fee $15 (except $0 in NC) fre for Cash Advances through Express Cash 2% of withdrawal with $2 50 minimum and $20 maximum A31HPC0077 406 The APR tor Cash Advances is 21 9% as of 7'31'95 The APRs may vary and are determined monthly by adding 9 9% and 12 9% to the Prime Rate (PR) for Purchases and Cash Advances, respectively The PR for billing periods ending in any month is the PR listed in The Wall Street Joutihiian the 15th day (or preceding business day) ofthe prior month It this account or any other American Express account you may have was not in good standing during any portion ot the 12-month period prior to the billing period I review period") you will be assessed interest ai PR * 12 9% for Purchases For residents ol IA. NC and PR APRs will nol exceed 18% in any event It a promotional rate is m effect that rate will apply and expire according to Ihe promotional terms disclosed to you when you were offered the accounl or promotional opportunity

Cards NO POSTAGE NECESSARY IF MAILED IN THE BUSINESS REPLY MAIL UNITED STATES FIRST CLASS MAIL PERMIT NO 8424 SALT LAKE CITY UT

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TERMS AND CONDITIONS

By signing this Application I ask that an account be opened and a Card issued and that you renew I authorize AMEX to verify the status and balance ol such accounts and understand that AMEX may. and replace if until I cancel my account I agree to be bound by the agreement received with tbe at its discretion deny a transfer request I agree that I continue to be liable to the account issuer Card I agree to be liable for all charges to tbe Optima Card issued at my request pursuant to the respective credit agreement and that I have met the transfer requirements as speci­ fied I understand that AMEX shall not be liable lor any matters arising out of or related to such I understand that I must provide all the information requesfed in this Application and I certify that accounts or for incomplete or inaccurate information provided by me Balance transfer is restricted such inlormation is accurate I authorize you to verity the information on the Application and to Basic Cardmembers only exchange information on me including requesting reports from credit reporting agencies I am aware thai this information will be used to determine my eligibility tor lhe Card and that it my • An applicant it married, may apply for a separate account Application is approved, you may contact these sources lo update information al any time If I ask whether or noi a credit report was requested, you will tell me. if you received a report you will • Married Wisconsin Residents — No provision of any marital property agreement unilateral agree­ give the name and address of the agency that furnished it I am also aware that information ment or court decree under Wisconsin's Marital Property Act will adversely affect a creditor's inter­ about me may be used for marketing and administrative purposes and shared with your affiliates est unless prior to the time credit is granted the creditor is furnished a copy of that agreement or and subsidiaries I understand that information from this Application may be shared with MCI decree or is given complete information about the agreement or decree

Express Cash By accepting the Card I am also requesting to be considered for your Express Cash • New York residents may contact the New York Banking Department to obtain a comparative listing ATM program The Express Cash terms and conditions including tees will be printed on the Card of credit card rates, fees and grace periods by calling 1-800-518-8866 agreement I will receive It approved for this program, you will issue me a Personal Identification Number iPIN) The Optima Card is issued by American Express Centurion Bank 1 1995 American Express Centurion Bank Information on Balance Transfers —If I have been offered and accepted an opportunily to transfer American Express Centurion Bank c/o The Optima Account. PO Box 31561 Salt Lake City UT balances on bank credit cards to American Express Centurion Bank rAMEX i I authorize AMEX to 84131-9984 forward paymtfll on my behalf on the accounts I speedy to the related account-issuing bank(s) I understand that my Optima Card account will be debited for the total transfer amount and will be assessed finance charges as stipulated in the Cardmember agreement at tbe time a check is issued to my current credit card institution I certify that the account I specify is in good standing and I agree to maintain its current status at least until AMEX has forwarded payment on my behalt I agree to keep paying the current minimum payment on the account until confirmation appears on my Optima Card statement I understand that transfers may take 5 to 6 weeks