BEARDED LADIES MASTERS of ILLUSION to HELL and BACK Can You Tell Me How to Get, How to Get to Be an OA? 2009 ORIENTATION
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01 09 09 | reportermag.com BEARDED LADIES MASTERS OF ILLUSION TO HELL AND BACK Can you tell me how to get, how to get to be an OA? 2009 ORIENTATION Date Time Location Thursday, January 8 7:00 - 8:00 PM SLC Room 1320 Tuesday, January 13 6:00 - 7:00 PM Bldg. 1 Room 2000 Friday, January 16 12:00 - 1:00 PM Bldg. 6 Room A201 Saturday, January 17 1:00 - 2:00 PM Gleason (35) A055 Wednesday, January 21 5:00 - 6:00 PM Bldg. 8 Room A300 T Thursday, January 22 6:00 - 7:00 PM SDC (55) 1300* O 2 Saturday, January 24 1:00 - 2:00 PM NRH (43) 1250 : @ E Sunday, January 25 5:00 - 6:00 PM Gleason (35) A055 P *Interpreters have been requested for this session. For ALL OTHER sessisons, please e-mail [email protected] to request an interpreter. R /N*ANUARY "ASICALLY WEWILLNOTBE 4OGETINVOLVED VISIT G:EDGI:GB6<#8DB$8GDL9HDJG8>C< You MUST attend one of the above information sessions to apply. WILLBERELEASINGA WRITINGTHEMAGAZINEFORONE SPECIALCROWDSOURCINGISSUE WEEK°YOUWILL5SINGAWIKI ANDOTHERSOCIALMEDIATOOLS We need WEAREASKINGYOUTO Applications are due February 8th. your help. COLLABORATEONLINETOGENERATE ARTICLEIDEAS WRITING PHOTOGRAPHY ANDILLUSTRATIONS Please e-mail [email protected] to request interpreting services. ASWELLASEDITTHESEITEMSAND MAKEOTHEREDITORIALDECISIONS /URAIMISTOMAKETHEENTIRE ISSUEBASEDONYOUR CONTRIBUTIONS Brought to you by the letters and EDITOR’S NOTE TABLE OF Contents 01 09 09 | VOL. 58, ISSUE 15 EDITOR IN CHIEF Laura Mandanas MY MONEY’S ON TROGDOR MANAGING EDITOR Ilsa Shaw It was the spring of my junior year of high school and I was looking at colleges. COPY EDITOR David Spiecker My tour group had just disbanded, and I wanted to do some snooping on my own NEWS EDITOR Andy Rees – figure the place out, you know? I was embarking on my first solo venture down LEISURE EDITOR John Howard the Quarter Mile, and I was determined to inspect every brick on campus. FEATURES EDITOR Madeleine Villavicencio I only made it about twenty feet before I stopped dead in my SPORTS/VIEWS EDITOR Jack Reickel tracks. The cause? Trogdor. Trogdor the Burninator. Laid out on the pavement before me was a detailed chalk drawing of the Homestar WRITERS Geoffrey H. Bliss, Alecia Crawford, Jackie Runner character I had been watching on repeat for the past several months. I was Fingerhut, Maximiliano Herrera, John Howard, Stephen delighted. Marveling at the accuracy with which the artist had depicted the dragon- Leljedal, Kayla Kimball, Dan Lovria, Emily Mohlmann, man’s single beefy arm, I knew it right away: this was somewhere I belonged. Chukwuma Morah, Andy Rees, Ilsa Shaw, Madeleine It was this moment of realization that came to mind as I read the review of Strong Bad’s Villavicencio Cool Game for Attractive People (see Reviews, page 14). Stopped me dead in my tracks. As many of you are painfully aware, there are plenty worse places for a geek to be than Art RIT. Bearded ladies may pass comfortably in public now (see “Bearded Ladies,” page 18), but ART DIRECTOR Susie Sobota geeks seem destined for an eternally awkward out-of-placeness in certain social circles. RIT STAFF DESIGNERS Evan Anthony, Ryan Moore, is a geek’s paradise, and I’m genuinely happy to be here. It’s an easy thing to forget, what Kelvin Patterson with all the snow and the homework and the tests and the general, everyday misery of the AD DESIGNER Lisa Barnes student body. But I really do like it here. Although it seems a rare occasion that you’ll hear anyone speak this sentiment aloud, it is a nice thing to be reminded of from time to time. PHOTO EDITOR Eric Drummond Trogdor fan or not, I hope you like it here too. STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS Jake Hamm, Josh Lehrer, Christopher Valites STAFF ILLUSTRATORS Jamie Douglas, Matt Mancuso Laura Mandanas CARTOONIST Kory Merritt EDITOR IN CHIEF ProdUCtion PRODUCTION MANAGER Kelvin Patterson PRINTING Printing Applications Lab BUsiness news pg. 06 Photograph above by Josh Lehrer + PUBLICITY MANAGER Lindsay Block FROM THE ARCHIVES: 1998-99 Matt Crowell and Mercyhurst’s Kirk Medernach battle for the puck at RIT on Friday, December 12. AD MANAGER Kyle O’Neill Back in the day, RIT students BUSINESS MANAGER Danielle Gotschall used to microwave condoms. Cover illustration by Jamie Douglas Make of that what you will. ONLine PHOTO AUCTION 12.19.08 issue correction + ONLINE PRODUCTION MANAGER Chris Zubak-Skees Free food from the photo department, Gary Prokop works for RIT’s Purchasing Department, not Facilities Management Services. ONLINE EDITOR Adimabua Ofunne free paper from the FBI. FORECAST AdVisor Banjo Bill is up to his hair-dying, spirit- Rudy Pugliese raising antics again this Sunday. Go Tigers! features pg. 16 sports pg. 26 TO HELL AND BACK BEARDED LADIES THE SKATE OF THE TIGER ContACT According to some, sitting in Eat your bread crusts. But not too many. Our hockey team has fans for a reason. MAIN 1.800.970.5406 ext. 9 class is hell on earth. YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD EMAIL [email protected] MASTERS OF ILLUSION views pg. 28 ADVERTISING 1.800.970.5406 ext. 0 leisure pg. 10 A double-edged sword. SUSTAINING SwEATSHOPS EMAIL [email protected] WHERE THE BILLS BELONG DROppING THINGS IN STYLE Max Herrera wants you to know that Keeping the “Buffalo” in “Buffalo Bills.” Juggling is serious business. sustainability is more than “being green.” STAYING PRIVATE IN A PUBLIC PLACE ARTIFACTS WORD ON THE STREET How to pick a wedgie in public. Find something weird (and relatively What’s your New Year’s resolution? REVIEWS flat)? Slide it under our door. RINGS So You Want to Be a Wizard and Strong If you know the difference between Reporter Magazine is published weekly during the academic year by a staff comprised of students at Rochester Institute of Technology. Business, Editorial, and Design facilities are located in Room A-426, in the lower level of the Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People. alkaline and alkyne, call 585.672.4840. Student Alumni Union. Our phone number is 1.800.970.5406. The Advertising Department can be reached at 1.800.970.5406 ext. 0. The opinions expressed in Reporter do not necessarily reflect those of the Institute. INSERT FUNNY/ HILARIOUS/CHEEKY INSIDE JOKE HERE MAYBE SOMETHING ABOUT A VOODOO DOLL IN THE FORM OF A CAT. Letters to the Editor may also be sent to [email protected]. Reporter is not responsible for materials presented in advertising areas. No letters will be printed unless signed. All letters received become the property of Reporter. Reporter takes pride in its membership in the Associated Collegiate Press and American Civil Liberties Union. Copyright © 2007 Reporter Magazine. All rights reserved. No portion of this Magazine may be reproduced without prior written permission. FROM THE ARCHIVES 1998-99 compiled by Andy Rees PHoto AUCtion RIT ForeCAst by Geoffrey H. Bliss compiled by Alecia Crawford SAT 10 The Nineteenth Annual Photographic Arts and Sciences Holiday SATUrdAY NIGHT STAndUP: JOHnnY WALKer Auction is, according to Bill DuBois, professor and administrative Ingle Auditorium. 10:30 p.m. Musical comedian chair of Photographic Arts in the School of Photographic Arts and Johnny Walker comes to tickle your funny bone Sciences, “a hidden gem of RIT where we ask vendors to bring in and bring hilarious sounds to your ears. Cost: $1. items, faculty to give us prints, and people to donate items. We bring them in here to sell them at good prices before the holiday season begins.” The event, held inside of the building 7B lobby, brought SUN 11 in a great number of students, faculty, and interested patrons. DR. DestLer’S ORANGE HAir CHALLenGE This year, the event was hosted by two RIT organizations, the Clark Gym. Noon – 2 p.m. Come fill Technical Photography Student Association for the Imaging and up the stands for Women’s Basketball Photographic Technology (TPSA) program and honors students from games vs. Ithaca. Dr. Destler promises the College of Imaging Arts & Sciences (CIAS). “They are splitting the to dye his hair orange. Cost: Free. total proceeds with the Community Darkroom,” DuBois said. “It is a facility here in Rochester that gets photographers together to talk about and print imagery and make things happen in the photo community.” Mon 12 Following an opening message, DuBois began the auction. As the MAniC MondAYS ‘80S DANCE PArtY! auction proceeded, items were called off quickly, prices were yelled The Bug Jar, 219 Monroe Ave. 11 p.m. Grab out, and interested patrons either chose to raise their paddles to your neon short shorts and David Bowie place a bid or remain silent. The auctioned items varied in subject albums and report to the dance floor. matter, including photography books and antique cameras. Cost: Free. Must be at least 18 years old. The big item for the evening was a $3,000, one weeklong workshop at the Maine Photo Workshop, which included not only the $1,000 lab, but also room and board. There were also TUE 13 prints from a Pulitzer Prize winning photographer, faculty, GUitAR Hero Contest AS WE START GETTING USED TO WRITING December 12, 1998 “MADD Awards RIT Alcohol the Racquet Club housing complex, or the and students, all of which were sold in a silent auction. Rookie’s Neighborhood Sports, 2351 Buffalo 2009 ON OUR CHECKS, it’s a wonder that just Policy” – At the time, the recently instituted RIT “Racquet Hole,” as the article refers to them, T-shirts, vests, and even a full color printer were sold to one Rd. 8 p.m. Tired of beating everyone on 10 years ago we began worrying about Y2K.