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NOVEMBER 2, 2000 Vol 29 Issue 08 Hawks soar to Vancouver by John Edwards half to put the Hawks up by one. Humber midfielder Mehmed The Humber Hawks men's soccer Mehmedoglou went in alone and team will join the women's team deked past Falcons keeper Stewart in Vancouver next week to repre- Bottrill putting the ball into a wide- sent Ontario in the National cham- open Fanshawe goal for his first of pionships. the playoffs. The Hawks defeated the St. Clair "We got our composure back in Saints 7-0 in the gold medal match the second half we pushed on them, of the Provincial championships at we pressured and got what we the Marconi Club in London this wanted," said Mehmedoglou, who past Saturday. "It was probably the greatest "We just went nuts. We moment of my life," said Humber turned crazy and we defender and team captain Jason it Mesa who dedicated the entire sea- wanted so bad that son to his father. after we scored thatfirst Midfielder Danny Mantero scored goal, it didn't matter how the Hawks lone first halfgoal when he maneuvered his way through the good that team played, Saints defence and put a low shot past we weren't letting the St. Clair keeper sending a quiet Hawks bench into frenzy. them score." The Hawks came out flying in the - Paulo Amorim second frame scoring early and ofl;en. Midfielder Joey TomaseUi smoked replaced leading scorer Jesse a buDet off a free kick that went over Calabro, the leagues leading scorer the head of the Saints keeper for his who was out with an injury. first of two goals. Oddly enough, Hawks head coach Germain T(Hnaselli's dead-on accuracy can be Sanchez has guided the team to attributed to the top cupboard, where eight straight provincial champi- his mother keeps a certain tasty onship appearances. chocolate spread. "The greatest joy is when you "I was just thinking Nutella once win the provincials because it's again. And that's what I should be such big and tough competition," doing, trying to produce Nutella," Sanchez said. "Going to the said TomaseUi. Nationals, anything you can get there is a plus, and great for the For Women's soccer win, program." seepg23, Humber Athletic Director Doug credits the provincial Ontario champions ... again Fox champi- onship victory to Sanchez. Hawks forward Rohan "Diego" "The coaching he's done this Watson came through on a pre- weekend with constant substitu- game prediction he made on the tions to find the right line-up, I bus the evening before, when he think that's really been the key this LINDSAY HIGGS an early second half goal to weekend," Fox said. netted TIME TO SHINE - Members of the OCAA champion Humber Hawks embrace after put the nail in the coffin of his for- Hawks defender Paulo Amorim, in convincing in in mer team. who came in the game early in the winning fashion thefinals at Fanshawe College London. Both Three veterans playing in their second half said after the opening men's (see story this page) and women's soccer teams will be competing at the final OCAA championships con- goal the defence was out to stop the National championships at Langara College in Vancouver, B.C. next week. For details tributed to the onslaught. Humber St. Clair offence dead. on the Lady Hawks' win, see page 23. defender and tournament all-star "We just went nuts. We turned Matt Carr and midfielder Hugo crazy and we wanted it so bad that Lopes each scored on a penalty after we scored that first goal, it kick. While forward Luigi Landauro didn't matter how good that team Election issues bore students scoring a goal off of a header ending played we weren't letting them this game 7-0. score," Amorim said. by Brett Clarkson not to mention the fringe-element Graphic Design student. The road to the championship "Its sweet, everybody is on a real Communist Party of Canada and While Chiasson said politics isn't match was a little bumpier. The high this is what we've been work- the midst of both the U.S. pres- Marijuana Party, both of which \vill necessarily boring, he indicated he Hawks had to face the Fanshawe ing for all season and I think we're In idential race and the Ontario field candidates this year. wouldn't be voting in the upcoming Falcons in enemy territory. really pumped and everyone is municipal contest comes yet anoth- Although students are generally election because his busy schedule The Hawks started slow, but ready to go," said tournament MVP, er political war: Canada's third fed- familiar with these political parties, prevents him from taking the time scored two goals in the second half goalkeeper Mike Silva. eral election in seven years. most shy away from looking too to learn who the candidates are and to end the Falcons hopes of going Humber midfielder and tourna- Among the choices for Ontario deeply into the issues and policies their stances on the issues. When for gold in front of their hometown ment all star Mark White, who students are Jean Chretien's at the heart of the campaigns. asked what he thought of Jean fans. played in British Columbia last sea- Liberals, Stockwell Day's Canadian "I'm way too busy with school- Chretien, Chiasson laughed briefly Humber forward Peter Curie son can't wait to take their game to Alliance, Joe Clark's Progressive work to worry about what's going and said he couldn't really say too scored with a diving header from a the west coast. Conservatives, and .Mexa on in the world," said Ian Chiasson, much. Mantero pass early in the second story continued pg 23 McDonough's New Democratic Party, 23, a third-year Package and story continued pg 3

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by Kevin Waddell ly," Hook said. in areas such as mediation and Bodsworth said students were The new process would see a arbitration. consulted in the review process, In the interest of the students, stable pool of 40-50 faculty volun- "There's no reason why students although Warnell said he doesn't Humber's Academic Appeals teers serving staggered three-year shouldn't be invited," Bodsworth recall any recent talks with HSF. panel will not have a student rep- terms that would ensure quick said. Warnell said that neither he nor resentative, said Richard Hook, consistent judgements, Bodsworth If students or student leaders last year's president were consulted Vice President Academic. said. could be invited to the training ses- until now. Humber Students' Federation "I was once in an appeal that sion, Warnell doesn't understand In the past, appeals from President Toby Warnell said he went for six hours. It's a very why they're are not represented on Lakeshore students were heard at has a problem with that. stressful environment," the panel. the North campus. Bodsworth said "I would like to see HSF repre- Bodsworth said. "They're offering the training, that after considerable student and sented on the panel," he said. The student sits in a large but that's the extent of it," Warnell staff complaints, Lakeshore appeals Over the past two years, the col- room, at a big, long table. On the said. "If it's all going to be the same will be held at Lakeshore. lege has reviewed the process to opposite end sits the appeals chair, training, why wouldn't a student be "Nothing at Humber is perfect," i'\iRici\LiM.\ ensure it remains quick, fair, con- flanked by two other panel mem- as qualified?" Warnell asked. "We Hook added, and like many of the

fidential, and objective. TOBY WARNELL Favours a bers. The faculty member can be trained on it, but we can't be school's policies, the appeals "We have an obligation to pro- Student voice on appeals panel involved, and any relevant wit- part of it." process will continue to evolve. vide that," Hook said. "We can't nesses flank the student's end of but we're [still] here 365 days a make academic decisions without the table. year." apparent impartiality." "It would be intimidating," Warnell was puzzled why HSF The decision to keep students off Warnell said. "Sitting in front of Changing grades was not included in the process. the appeals panel was a tough one. three or 50 year-old administra- "We're entrusted with so many 40 Hook said. Appeals tend to occur in tors that you have to plead your other activities here at the college. the summer or over the Christmas case to, you don't have someone of We decide where over $650,000 of break, times when students aren't your own kind [on the panel]". student I.T. fees should be spent. no easy prospect around. Compared to other col- "We've done everything leges, Humber's appeals by Kevin Waddell formal appeal. absolutely in the best interest process is friendly. "There's an Formal appeals must be in writ- ofthe students," he insisted. "IfIJ IIit'sS allail going toTO beoe theine sameSame institution where you go in a student believes the ing, submitted on the Application The new appeals process, front of a body of 50 people," When training, why Wouldn't a Student he assigned mark is not a fair for an Academic Appeal Hearing which has been loosely prac- • Bodsworth said, i'.cr jo ur l x j l .1 he trained hut grade, they do have recourse. Form, and sent to the Office ofthe tised for several years, but not qualified? We Can we students may request an Students can make their case to Registrar. official policy, will soon get the Can't he a part advisor from Student Services ofit." the Academic Appeals Committee. The student has five days to green light from administra- ^^ present at the hearing, and -Tohu Warnell For some instructors, teaching hand over all of their documents ^jon. anothernnntVipr studentctiiHont that hasViae solidcnliH "is a power trip," Associate Dean of and then the school has five days Associate Dean of Applied knowledge of evidence for the Applied Technology, Stephen to hand over all their documents. Technology, Stephen committee. They may not, Bodsworth, said. The student is then given five Bodsworth, headed the process however, have a lawyer, parents, or We sit on the discipline appeal There are steps that must be more days to review all the materi- review. anyone not directly linked to the committees. We're trusted to be taken during an academic appeal, al. Then the appeal goes to a hear- "The assumption people will appeal with them. unbiased and part ofthe group." Bodsworth said, who headed the ing. make is that we don't think [stu- Students may be upset that they But Hook said the college also process review, and time is crucial. Bodsworth said the appeals dents] are qualified," he said. don't have another person at the wants consistent judgments from First, an informal appeal must committee has the power to tell Bodsworth said students are table, Bodsworth conceded, but he the appeals committee, and that's be made. The student must talk the school to remark assignments hard to get to sit on the panel. said the college has a responsibility hard to do when students are only with the instructor involved. and tests, or give the student a new Often they're at work, with family, to be fair and objective."We're deal- in the college for one or two years at If they can't come to a solution, exam, assignment, or paper. or on vacation during the appeals ing with people' lives," he said. a time. the next step is to talk to the pro- The school may also waive process. "We need to be able to direct gram co-ordinator for mediation. future fees, give the student a pass "We can't expect them to book NOT CONSULTED them to come and to stay," Hook If that doesn't work, talk to the in the course, or reinstate the stu- time off work." With students often The process must stand up to said about panel members, admit- program dean, who acts as an arbi- dent's status in the program. at work, there's no way for the col- judicial review, and Justice Marvin ting that some people see a problem trator. The appeals committee is con- lege to ensure students will show up Zuker worked with Bodsworth and with only college staff making aca- Bodsworth said students can cerned with issues that deal solely when they are needed, Bodsworth his team to ensure that it does. demic judgements. ask for a specially-trained advisor with academic decisions, such as said. Students "can, if they want to, "Some people might believe if we from Student Services to guide plagiarism. With employees, however, still go to court" if they disagree have control, we can manipulate it," them and provide advice through Bodsworth reminds students "there's some clout there," with the appeal, Bodsworth said. he said. the process. that questions of harassment or Bodsworth said. The college must then prove to a Bodsworth stressed that the col- If, at thie end of the informal discrimination are handled under Warnell wants to remind every- judge that the process was fair and lege has an obligation to maintain a jappeal, a resolution cannot be other committees, and are not to one, "the student government is objective. fair process. made, Bodsworth stressed that be brought to the committee as a here 365 days a year. We may Members ofthe appeals commit- If the process seems unfair to students have 15 days to launch a case for appeals. change our executive every year. tee must take appropriate training either side, "I want to be told direct-

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by Sara Szulc "Whenever I hear someone say Liberals. Chretien came in second tax cut, I think of false promises," with 27 per cent. Most students don't believe Bare said. "[Day] can relate more to the they can make an intelligent Almost half polled thought young era than Jean Chretien vote in the upcoming elections, Chretien has the most ability to who's 68," Murphy said. according to a recent poll taken at stand up to the US. Only 15 per Bare, on the other hand, doesn't Humber College. cent thought Day would stand up see any of the leaders connecting On Oct. 19, 220 students from to the US. with young people. the North campus were asked a But Stewart doesn't think any of "I don't see anybody really tar- series questions by the first-year the leaders will stand up to our geting youth," Bare said. post- grad journalism students southern neighbour. Begg understands why some of pertaining to the upcoming "We're [Canada] too close and the parties are not addressing Federal election. they're [U.S.] too big," Stewart young people. "For young people "I'd say most students really said. education is the more significant don't pay enough attention to poli- The majority of students polled issue. But it's fallen behind some- tics. ..what they don't realize is believe Day is more in tune with what on the agenda of politicians when they get out in the real world young voters. This was the only because not many people are mak- in five years this is going to affect break in the consistent show of ing a whole lot of noise about it," them," said third- year support for Chretien and the he said. Professional Golf Management student Greg Stewart. Humber Student Federal Election Survey 2000 Humber Political Science instructor Gary Begg said it's com- 1. Who would you vote for if the federal elections were held today? mon for students not to vote. "[Students] are simply getting accustomed to the political system and the political process," Begg said. Chris Murphy, third- year elec- tronic publishing student said the average student isn't really inter- ested in Canadian politics. "I'm more educated in American politics than Canadian," Murphy said. Even though most students don't feel confident voting, more than half surveyed said they would vote for the Liberal party.

"I think [ students] are just vot- ing for Liberal because everybody else is," said third- year Industrial Design student Evan Bare. Most of the students surveyed believe Jean Chretien is the most honest leader. Stockwell Day came in a distant second place with 15 per cent. Bare doesn't think any of the leaders are honest. Although he supports the Liberal party he does- n't believe everything Chretien says. November 2, 2000 News Et Cetera

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Mark Everitt, a first-year Business Manag-ment stu- dent and Jamie Bauckham, a first-year Interior Design student were all smiles at the residences annual pumpkin carving contest. Their efforts were good enough for sec- ond place in the comp&tition, and a nice late night snack of pumpkin goo.

Childcare workers need more money: NDP by Sarah Lashbrook funding is needed for that than to prove that you have funds allotted, to the areas of Ontario's childcare system, and amount. Ifthe money is designat- exhausted every option before need. However, the future of will allow for better programs to As federal and municipal politi- ed for children, it will go to chil- you affect child care." childcare workers, and job stabil- be in place. cians fight for votes, the New dren." Although Ontario did come out ity, still remains a fear of stu- "The provincial government Democrats fight Queen's Park But the Early Childhood with a mid-range rating, they are dents. now has money to put ORthe table over childcare. Education students fear that this still not the worst off. New The NDP hopes the next five for kids," said Martel. "It's time A new national study, done by won't happen. Brunswick came in last place due years will show drastic changes to to put it on." the Centre for Families, Work and "I heard that we are paid the to its no training requirements, Well Being at the University of same amount as parking atten- and no government funding. Guelph, rated Ontario's childcare dants," said Jessica Hayhoe, a 19- In Ontario, the government system as mediocre. The study, year-old, first year ECE student. looks at childcare as a private which came out at the end of "They may take care of our cars, service, not public. It has September, said the system could but we take care of the future." increased the support for parents be improved easily with an invest- The study involved 500 in the lower income bracket from ment of funding and better train- licensed centres over six 25 per cent to nearly 30 per cent. ing regulations. provinces, and presented British This helps parents pay for servic- "You can only ask them [Public Columbia and Quebec, as the es needed for their children, as Service Workers], to stay and do provinces with the top childcare well as providing a subsidy pro- their job for so long. We don't systems. This is mainly due to the gram. However, the NDP doesn't pay them enough to show that we programs they now have, and the feel that is enough. value them," said Shelley Martel, services they offer to the workers. "There needs to be a greater NDP Children's Critic. "We need British Columbia has a $7 a provincial government commit- to give more money to these day wrap around charge for ment to funding childcare cen- workers who are doing an incred- licensed childcare, which includes tres, also increases to the pay of ible job with our children." a before and after school compo- the workers, and the assurance of The NDP blames the bad grade nent. Quebec has a $5 a day funding for on going training," on the 15 per cent cut on regulat- charge. This means that a parent said Martel. "If they have money ed childcare since 1995. The is only responsible for paying the for a tax cut, they have money for study came just after the federal five or seven dollar cost while the our children." Liberals allotted $2.2 billion over government puts in the rest, The non-partisan, (no political five years for early childhood regardless of the family income. involvement) study was funded development. The NDP questions However, Wong feels that this under the Childcare Vision pro- whether any of the money goes to system may not work in Ontario. gram of the social development regulated childcare. "If the government has no partnership division of the federal "This Province is target based," money for other services such as government's Human Resources

said Mila Wong, a Conservative health, education, and social serv- Development of Canada. Now it SARAH candidate in the last provincial ices, then you put them all at is up to the provincial govern- LASHBROOK election. "It is based on the num- risk," said Wong. "It's easier to ments across Canada to take the WORRFED- First uear ECE student Jessica Hayhoe is con- ber of students and how much bash the government of the day results of the study, and direct the cerned that she will be grossly underpaidfor her work. "

November 2, 2000

"Within ten years 100, 000 people in the GTA will be part of a car sharing network." -see Autoshare B^TS€^ AutoShare finds a home with drivers in GTA

A monthly itemized bill for car bers must be 23 years old and have by Marlon Colthrust use is provided. The average a full class licence to sign-up. AutoShare member pays about $75 They must have no more than Through a car sharing program, a month to cover the cost of financ- three speeding tickets within the 350 Torontonians have access ing, insurance, gas, and car mainte- last three years, none 41km over to a fleet of 23 cars stationed across nance. the speed limit, and no criminal Toronto, saving themselves money code convictions under the Motor "It's been great to have and the headaches of car owner- Vehicles Act, such as driving under ship. access to a car when I the influence. The AutoShare Company began really need one justfor Members must pay a $20 appli- in Toronto two years ago with just cation processing fee, which is non- one car and 12 members. afew hours, without refundable, and is used to cover the Now the membership Hst has having to hassle with cost of getting a drivers record for grown to 350 people and 23 cars. the past two years. Toronto is catching up to places waiting in line and The program also requires a like Quebec City, Montreal, filling informs, like a $500 refundable membership fee Vancouver, Victoria, Portland, when signing on, applied to the car rental agency. Seattle, and cities throughout financing of cars. Europe, who already have the pro- I -Brenda Sutton, Finally there is a $10 key gram in place. AutoShare Member deposit, which is also refundable. "This is just the beginning," said "It's been great to have access to

Kevin McLaughlin, vice-president a car when I really need one just for of AutoShare. According to the CAA, it costs a few hours, without having to has- "Within ten years, as many as most people more than $75 to sle with waiting in line and filling in 100,000 people in the GTA will be insure a car. forms, like at a car rental agency," part of a car sharing network," said The average car in Toronto cost said Brenda Sutton, a member McLaughlin. over $8,000 per year to own, yet is since December 1999. AutoShare members reserve a driven as little as 66 minutes per Just like a cellular phone plan, MARLON COLTHRUST car with a phone call, by the hour, day. there are three driving plans to or for as long as they need. "I decided I'd rather buy a con- choose from, starting at $5 a IT'S ONLY ONE OFSOON TO BE 100, 000-AutoShare Members then pick up and drop dominium than buy a car," said month to $40 a month. could well be the wave of thefuture in the GTA, where cars off the cars at the agreed time. Micheal Dougherty, an AutoShare AutoShare rates are designed are simply rented by the hourfor the driver's convenience. Cars are parked either a short member. "I think it's very cost for driving in and around the bus ride or walk from members' It seems unlikely that drivers will abandon their cars. effective and a great alternative." Greater Toronto Area, perhaps a homes. Due to insurance issues, mem- maximum of 8-10 hours a month. November 2, 2000

Visit us on-line at: wwiv.etcetera.humberc.on.ca EDTW You could winfree stuff! Humber votes with eyes closed

Judging from a recent survey, what he or his party stand for. While some of these students last two times he ran for premier, only reflect the people who were Humber students are woefully Trusting Gilles Duceppe to keep see Chretien as an honest man, he why would we suddenly cozy up to willing to admit their ignorance.

unaware of political happenings in Canada intact is tantamount to hasn't captured the "hip" category. his bed buddy , Stockwell Day, who This level of apathy towards poli-

our countr>'. trusting the wolf the protect the Nope, that one goes to Stockwell pillow-side chats with Harris are tics is unacceptable at the post- The survey, conducted by a first henhouse. Day, voted the candidate most in helping to shape the Alliance's graduate level. year journalism class, polled 220 Other results were equally sur- tune with young voters. education policies? Every voting Canadian should students about the upcomii>g fed- prising. The majority of the stu- Apparently, these students are dis- But perhaps the most sobering be informed of our candidates' eral election. dents polled chose Jean Chretien regarding his anti-abortion, anti- result shows that the majority of platform. If you're not, read a The results ranged from sur- as the most honest candidate. gay rights, pro-family values the students polled do not feel con- paper, watch a news program or

prising to downright frightening. They've apparently forgotten about stance. fident enough about their knowl- check out a Web site and figure it Sixteen people chose Gilles his campaign promises to kill the Instead, squeezing into a wet edge of politics to be able to "intel- out. Duceppe as the federal candidate GST, or the recent Human suit and holding court on a jet-ski ligently" vote in the upcoming fed- In the next few weeks, we'll be who would be best at fending off Resources fiasco. Even the most seems to place his finger firmly on eral election. inundated with election coverage

separatism. hard-core Liberal would be hesi- the pulse of our generation. More people know who they from both sides of the border. It's Don't these students realize he's tant to describe their leader as These students don't seem to would like to sit in the White up to us to keep informed of our the leader of the Bloc Quebecois 'honest.' realize that Day is courting the House than who they would like to country's political happenings. Party, which has used its past two The economy may have same constituents who voted for have as Canada's next Prime- We are talking about the person years on the federal scene fighting improved during his leadership, Mike Harris, the man who Minister. Isn't the political activity who will run our country for the to advance the cause of Quebec but his terms have been tainted by butchered Ontario's education pro- of our country more important next five years. sovereignty? numerous gaffes and political scan- grams. than that of the US? Know where they stand before Obviously they have no clue dals. If we didn't like Mike Harris the Sadly, these survey responses you decide our future. Put students on appeals board

It is truly unfortunate that there Certainly, the job would require will be no student presence on the dedication of someone passion-

Humber's Academic Appeals panel. ate about fairness, but that is the By giving HSF a part in the aca- prerequisite of several jobs both demic appeal process, Humber inside and outside the realm of stu- Administration could have extend- dent government. ed a figurative olive branch to the Right now, by the very fact that

student population. this issue is being raised, there is a

It would have been a sign that perception that the process is slant-

the student voice at Humber is truly ed in direction of the professors. respected by the people who run the It's easy to see why. The appeals

school. process is, at some level, a discus-

As it sits now, students who sion of the student's word against want to appeal their marks must the professor's, and when the peo- face an appeal board made up of ple breaking the stalemate are all A HWMBO^ STVIDENT FoNOtRS THE three members, all of whom are fac- professional peers, it's easy to see tutcnoa. ulty or staff. why the process could be seen as uPcoNiiKG ftJ>tRAL If a student representative was unfair. on the panel, students who have a With an HSF member on the problem with their grades might be panel, the student would see a peer. more likely to come in front of the It's not so much that the system group, being less intimidated by works unfairly now, but that a stu- facing a panel with a fellow student dent presence would give a greater aboard. appearance of fairness. This is a ver>' important aspect And with students probably

to the process; if students perceive reluctant in the first place to go unfairness in the process, they through the process of coming in

might not make use of it. This front of the appeal board, any extra would invalidate the effectiveness appearance of fairness can only of the whole system. help students feel more comfort- One of the arguments against able. student representation is that the The academic appeals process students would not be available at carries enormous importance. As certain times. Stephen Bodsworth, associate dean But there are plenty of HSF jobs of Applied Technology has admit- that require extra-curricular dedi- ted, "We're dealing with people's cation from students. To assume lives." that a school of 12,000 full-time By refusing to allow student gov- students cannot produce even one ernment into the process, Humber student willing to put in the extra administration is showing just how time to do the job right is an insult important they think the students to all of us. November 2, 2000 7

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for 68 cents on the buck This election is sure to be one to the one that nominated JFK for the watch. presidency. The city was the same, what's all this about the brain So Now, you may wonder which but the VP candidate is an drain? election I am talking about. Orthodox Jew this time around. Picture this. The minute you get Simultaneously across the country, Unfortunately for the Democrats, that Humber diploma, it's highly candidates for both city hall and this year may also have another probable you'll be courted by some Parliament Hill are vying for our similarity with i960; that year, JFK Yankee corporation, with some Desmond attention. A lot of these races are won the presidency by one of the maverick in a ten-gallon hat waltz- Devoy foregone conclusions. Not so south narrowest margins in history. ing over to you and handing you of the border. This year's race promises to be his card: "Ha feller, you ever been Once again, it's the Americans the same. And the one to blame is usual, is in the back pocket of Texas down Texas? She shore is a darlin', who are offering a more interesting Green Party candidate Ralph oilmen, rich family friends, and and boy there's a lotta greenbacks tion. Do the math, and it equals a contest for the hearts and minds of Nader. In 1996, the votes from all Harvard and Yale contacts. His to be made by a young college crit- release for every seven executions. a nation. It is a race that will likely the third parties combined (exclud- environmental record in Texas is ter like yourself." Then hell offer Texas kills people like its going keep us up late into the night on ing ross Perot) accounted for about abysmal, and he has helped Texas you a job. out of style. One hundred and, Tuesday, Nov. 7 (that is, if we actu- two per cent of the national vote. become the leading state for execu- And if you have a conscience, forty-four people have been exe- ally care). Now, Nader is polling as high as tions. you'll most likely ponder the cuted in the lone-star state since Vice President Al Gore and ten per cent in certain key states I hope Bush does not win on resulting ethical dilemma at hand: Gov. Bush came into power five Texas Governor George Bush are in like Minnesota and Washington. Tuesday, but it's certainly looking should one abandon one's country years ago. Hell, they even execute a virtual dead heat in their contest These would seem like natural that way. of birth for mere monetary gain? the mentally retarded down there. to be America's 43rd president. states for Al Gore to sweep, but now Then again, I also predicted that Thirty seconds later you'll have One day after Bush was elected, Unfortunately, the momentum he is in a race to claw back the votes Preston Manning would be the new solved that problem as visions of Mario Marquez met his agonizing seems to suggest that Bush may be Nader has secured. lead of the Canadian Alliance, so dollars worth more than 67 cents death in the electric chair. the one to put his hand on the Bible Nader may yet get his revenge on take my prediction with a grain of dance in your head. Marquez, who had grown up in in January. Gore for not being included in the salt. So you'll probably go have a a severely abusive home, had an IQ Back in August, when the Presidential debates, and Bush I like Americans, and I hope they career and 2.4 kids, and live out of about 66 and comprised the Democrats partied in Los Angeles, could win the election. surprise me by making the right the American dream. And little ol' mental capacity of a seven-year- many compared the convention to Bush, who offers politics as choice. Canada, she'll just be a bit poorer. old. While Marquez was writhing Being a nation of only 30 mil- in the chair, a crowd of students lion, Canada needs all the human from Sam Houston State The art of jumping the gun resources she can muster. So con- University celebrated outside. sider this if the chance to move There are numerous horror- College isn't as much about how to do something the same way down there ever arose. stories of Lionel Hutz-like criminal grades and diplomas as it is everyone else does it. Unlike Canada, the U.S. war- lawyers consuming enough alco- about mastering the fine art of Teachers show us how to com- ranted its own special section in hol to kill a small horse, and then completely screwing shit up. plete tasks based on their experi- the Amnesty International 2000 passing out while their client's fate Within these walls we, the wide- ences in the field, or from the annual report. Turns out the was decided upon. Joe Frank eyed and financially challenged guidelines created by industry world's greatest democracy is Cannon, who was supposed to be Derek students of Humber College, have standards. That's a good start, but churning out human rights viola- representing Calvin Burdine, fre- Malcolm the freedom to trip, tumble and screw standards. tions in the same way GM churns quently slept through his client's plummet with great force flat on Taking a risk might not get you out cars. Among AI's concerns is trial. Another was known to snort possess the skills necessary for the our faces. the best grade, but you'll never America's reliance on the death cocaine and consume alcohol dur- position, there's still a pretty good 'Tis nobler to make an ass of learn to develop original ideas if penalty. Since 1976, 668 people ing trial breaks. Both defendants chance that I'll drop the baby right oneself after a botched job in col- you're afraid to fail. And college is have been put to death in the U.S. were condemned to death. on its head. Several times. But I'm lege, than to drop the ball while on the ideal place to learn how to fail In 1999 alone, a whopping 98 peo- Bush says he's confidant that not afraid, those logs are made of the job." and do it magnificently. Failure is ple were executed in 20 states, the every person put to death had "full rubber and the baby isn't real. highest number since 1951. access to a fair trial." This is the They say the greatest lessons in a fact of life, so you'd better get So get out and drop that baby, life from our mistakes. I it. As a Canadian living in same man who wants to lead the come say used to kids! Spike it in the endzone and

America, your tax dollars would free world. embrace those lessons, free of fear Take this newspaper for exam- do a dance because this is the last fund a charade-like justice system, A recent news poll suggests 44 in an environment where you're ple. I run it; a fact that scares the chance you'll get to find out, scott- where money buys innocence and per cent of Americans want Bush expected to screw up. Challenge bejesus out of me and most people free, what it's like to totally defy skin colour implies guilt. in the White House. Considering your teachers! Don't be afraid to who know me. It's like carrying a the rules. Besides, you might learn At least 89 people have been Bush's popularity, it's possible the ask yourself, "what kind of shit newborn baby across a river of how creative or innovative you is released from death row since U.S. also undergoing a brain could I get in if I did it this way?" greased, floating logs. Ahhough really are. And sometimes that's

wrongful its own. . 1973 because of convic- drain of College shouldn't be about learning I'm not a complete half-wit, and I better than a diploma.

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to himself, but is totally approachable. He's definitely got natural talent.. .he's really technical - a real precisionist [and] a very serious athlete." Within the past two years he has accumulated other spon- Bridge. sors such as DVS shoes. Grind King trucks, Think skate- r 1 e 1 He's 5tagni boards. Da Kine bags, and Split clothing out of Los Angeles, discovered his biggest contributor at the moment. arrives by bike, how to direct his Stagni has won a first place in the 1998 Warped Tour exactly on time. He is energy in the right semi-finals - the Canadian leg of the Vans Amateur World dressed in loose-fitting way. Championship, second place at the 1998 World of Wheels jeans, and a Full Tilt T- "I'm always working on contest in Springville, New York, and third place at the 1999 shirt. He spends almost five my ability to focus on a partic- Canadian Cup National Championship in Toronto. minutes properly securing his ular task. Skateboarding helps The idea to be a pro skateboarder originated from his best bike, and then walks through the me do that," he said. friend, Andreas. Mississauga library entrance. He He's learned the value of net- "[Andreas] came to me and he was just like, 'you know checks out two books: one on Che working within an industry. He hopes what? I was thinking about this all day and you should be a Guevara, the Cuban revolutionist, and to utilize these skills, tuned by his travel- professional skateboarder.' So I listened to his explanation of Greg Louganis, a famous, openly gay ing and skateboarding, in his career. it and it was like, I have this talent.. .and if I stay in school, Olympian who tells his story of personal He's also met some of his skateboarding what am I gonna do? I'm gonna finish school and obstacles and how he overcame them to idols such as Geoff Rowley, one of the world's start working. Right now, I have an opportuni- achieve his goals, be at top level for premiere skateboarders. He has a guest ty to go do stuff with it and have somebody his sport and to truly be happy with appearance in digital form on the video game else pay for me to travel. Not a lot of peo- himself. Overcoming personal Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, was a recent guest at an ple have that opportunity," Stagni obstacles is something Ariel can invitation-only skateboarding event in Oceanside, recalled. "'You've got nothing hold- relate to. California and is on a "Famous Vegetarian" list at ing you back here.. .you're not mar- It was the death of his father famousveggies.com. ried, you don't have any kids, you last year that initiated his Stagni got to meet Rowley through a friend who don't have bills, really. thinking of what he wanted to ..you rides for Flip boards, the team that Rowley is on. don't have anything that's do with his life. Ariel Stagni, an Stagni also got to spend a week at Rowley's home in Los aspiring professional skate tying you back. You gotta do Angeles during his last trip to the ASR. it right now." boarder in his early twenties, "He [Rowley] invited [me] to skate and former student of Stagni's mother is with him," said Stagni. "That was unsure of her son's deci- Woodlands High School, tells pretty cool." about that time. sion, but realizes it is a Stagni described his week once-in-a-lifetime "I stayed in school when with Rowley, calling the experi- opportunity. that happened and I probably ence a "privilege." "I would shouldn't have, you know? I "Get up around noon, go rather in probably should have taken he be get some food, because it some time away from school school," she was so hot you couldn't said, "but I try right then. I tried to stay in skate at noon. And then to support school. ..but I found it really early afternoon you start him." hard. I'd be trying to get my skateboarding 'til like, the with school stuff done, but then So, early evening and go out, my mind was somewhere support get dinner, go back to from family else," said Stagni. Rowley's, hop into the and Jacuzzi for a couple of He then realized that it was necessary for him to take friends, minutes and then go to Stagni took time away from his Urban sleep." and Regional Planning pro- advantage Skateboarding, or not of his talent. gram at Ryerson University he plans to travel. so he could deal with his "It was my "I'd love to travel for- initiative," father's death. he ever. Travel is something "So when the end of the said in regards I'm sort of infected with," to approaching semester came, I just decided he said. "I like hearing his sponsors to that I was going to take the other people's perspectives his travel next semester off and see support on things. I meet different costs. Split asked what - what I wanted to do," he said. people it's a whole new Skateboarding was not a would make him happy experience." sudden decision. Stagni had and since Stagni already Ariel described the act of already been under sponsor had a tonne of clothes from leaving school like an adventure send ship for the past six years by them, he asked them to to the unknown. The uncertainty the Mississauga skateboarding him travelling instead. of breaking away from "passively accept- Both sides win in the situation shop Full Tilt. Around 1995 ing what you're in" (his description of some peo- Stagni was building ramps for because Stagni gets to fulfill his love ple's mindsets who are content with the comfort of of skateboarding travelling while Full Tilt pro shows. During one and school or work, even though they may not be his sponsors get a talented athlete to show, which included some pro happy). This is "empowering." But he also said fessional skateboarders from Los advertise their product to spectators at the he truly enjoys what he was studying and says shows and contests. Angeles, the owner of Full Tilt told when skateboarding is over, he plans to Split clothing sent him his first trip to Stagni to go skate with them. Stagni did, on return to school to complete, his program California and the owner liked what he saw and to attend the Action Sport Retail Show. Since then, and pursue a career in Urban and Stagni has traveled to shows and contests in California, made him a member of the Full Tilt Regional Planning, hopefully in team. British Columbia, the Ottawa and Montreal regions, and a Argentina. recent tour of the eastern United States. "He was doing some tricks a lot Until then, he's enjoying every Stagni, who is always looking to expand his mind, has of the pros at the show couldn't minute of the way he is living now. learned a lot about skateboarding. 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by Alison McCi^ffrey The idea has had posi- tive feedback around cam- The best company for a pus. Gordon Hagan, Caps good cup of coffee is a assistant operations man- mellow atmosphere, ager, said the coffee house good friends and live is different, and different is acoustic music. good. David Ward, a 22- "Any time there's some year-old Journalism stu- new idea introduced it's a dent, is the organizer of a good thing," he said. new coffee house at Caps Students seem to like that will debut Nov. 8 the idea too, saying it's a from 12:30 until 3:00 good idea to get something p.m. new going on campus. Ward, a University of Tia Trombetta, a 20- ANDREW PELLETIER Waterloo graduate, has year-old Hospitality stu- TOOTING HIS HORN - Jim Lewis plays the trumpet. organized similar venues dent, said she wouldn't at the university and make a point of going, but around Waterloo. would enjoy it if she was He is also a performer there. who has recorded two "It's a good idea Jump, jive, jazz albums, one with the because I come in just to band Honeyglaze, and relax and chill out but it's one solo acoustic album. always boring," she said. Ward said he hopes After posters went up the coffee house will give to announce the first date at Lakeshore the performers a chance and request performers. to gain some recognition Ward got a great by Andrew D. Pelletier ments throughout the concert, the response, with more than for their talents, many band showed a chameleon-like have already recorded 20 people wanting to par- cool jazz to fusion, from knack for sliding seamlessly from CDs. ticipate. From vocal to Big Band, the Humber one style to another. "I think it's important There are eight guys Faculty Band played it all at the Highlights included hearing to provide a stage for and girls set to play the up second annual Scholarship Trish Colter's wide vocal range and coming talent," he first afternoon. Concert on Wednesday night. soaring through the challenging said. COURTESY- photo So far, there has been The faculty band, which con- "Sometimes I'm Happy," and vet- Heidi Christensen, a - no confirmation that the STRUMMIN' David Wordplays the guitar. sists of Humber music jazz teach- eran musician Don Vickery drum, second-year Marketing coffee house will continue ers, played to a large crowd of stu- and Juno-award winner Pat student, said she likes the past its first week, but dents to music that isn't often heard dents and jazz enthusiasts, raising LaBarbera and Alex Dean trade idea. Ward hopes to make it a weekly around campus. money for the Humber music jazz tenor sax solos in a friendly com- "Some of my friends are interest- evening event. "It seems that there's a lot of program scholarships. petition on "You Stepped out of a ed in performing and I would defi- Hagan said there are a few possi- support for dance and techno music Led by some of the biggest Dream." nitely go watch." bilities but said he wouldn't want it and I thought that there should be names in Canadian jazz, the facul- Following intermission, the fac- Ward said he hopes to use the to get routine, so the days could be support for more traditional music ty band played like studio musi- ulty band grew to include Humber coffee house to expose Humber stu- switched around sometimes. like acoustic and folk," he said. cians cutting a b-side. alumni in the Faculty/Alumni Big Host Ted O'Reilly, of CJRT's Band. The Jazz Scene, opened the show Ron Collier, who once by talking about the importance of arranged music for jazz legend the program. Duke Ellington, directed the band "In order for the music to keep through three of his own songs

going it has to be taught." O'Reilly plus his big-band arrangement of said. "These are things that need to Oscar Peterson's "Place St. be supported." Henri." O'ReiUy joked that jazz musi- The first Music Jazz Scholarship cians aren't like some pop stars Concert took place last year as a whose "breasts enlarge and you memorial for faculty member Eddy have a career." Sossin, who died last May. It raised Trading musicians and instru- $6,000 for students.

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MEMORIAL - Students gather at a memorial service at Humber's Arboretum, last ANDREW PELLETIER

week held in honour ofLindsay Wren and Carly Zvonkin , who passed away October 3. CONDUCTING - Ron Collier conducts the Faculty Alumni Big Band last week at Lakeshore Campus. November 2, 2000 11

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Humber teacher comes full circle hy Brianne Binelli to the release of Full Circle: currently working on his education There has been a positive cheque above his desk, "I look up Canada's First Nations. doctorate at the University of response from Humber students. and remember I was paid for a book As a child, Humber professor The novel. Beyond Their Years, Toronto. Computer Programming Analyst I haven't written yet," said Steckley, John Steckley read traditional told the story of five Native women. He has been teaching at Humber student Lisa Maddock said she referring to the policing book in the stories about Native Americans and He has also published more than College's North campus full-time would read the book because it talks works. now, as an adult, he has co- 150 articles in academic journals since 1986. about "a part of Canada." The co-authors continue to meet authored a college textbook on his and the popular press. Currently, he teaches Sociology, Nursing student Darren at the local pub ever>' Friday to kick passion. The Journal of Ethno History Anthropology, and Humanities. Hummel has respect for Steckley's around some ideas for their new The 288-page book is about past gave Steckley an award for the best The idea to write Full Circle: accomplishments. book. and present experiences of Native article of the year for an article based Canada's First Nations came when "Anybody who publishes some- Full Circle: Canada's First North Americans, and provides on a translation of the longest piece Steckley was angered by the inaccu- thing must have some sort of Nations, was released in softcover background information about the written in the Huron language. rate portrayal of women in the expertise," Hummel said. Oct. 20, and can be ordered directly origins and oral tradition of the Steckley received his Masters in Disney movie Pocahontas. Steckley and Cummins are cur- by calling 1-800-567-3800 for people. Anthropology at The Memorial He also had a push from his stu- rently working on the first book S39-95. Steckley published a book prior University of Newfoundland, and is dents who encouraged him to pub- written on Native policing. It is uncertain whether the text lish the stories he told them. Steckley is inspired to write daily will be available at Humber's "I didn't want to write this one as he looks up at the framed $500 Bookstore. Students get credit, alone because there is a lot of infor- mation," said Steckley, who asked his friend Bryan Cummins to share the responsibility with him. card problem fixed Cummins is a Professor at Trent and McMaster Universities and by Tara Smith the 15 per cent reimbursement teaches Anthropology, and research applicable to the offline transac- methods in Anthropology. /^h-ching! Students saw some tions. Since they had a six-month writ- Vyextra cash go back on their meal The upgrade was provided at no ing deadline, the two authors need- plans last Monday (Oct. 23), as the additional cost to the college. ed to co-operate. food sendees department made good Although the food services "We've never had a cross word on their promise to reimburse stu- department knew about the prob- between us," said Cummins, who dents for problems with the meal lem during the first week of said he enjoyed writing with plans during Orientation Week. September, students were only Steckley and gives him the credit Abcnit 90 per cent of residents informed Oct. 12. for getting the book published. were overcharged during "I think it's horrible that the Steckley was not confident the Orientation Week, when a problem school didn't tell us about it until textbook would be finished in time. with the meal plan computer pro- [now]," said second-year Public The writing process was intense. gram caused taxes to be charged Relations student, Marci "I love what my mind does when Kavanaugh. "Were they planning during offline transactions. I write fast, it draws on every inch Students' meal plans are tax free, on letting us know there was prob- of my soul," said Steckley, who and because of the problem, stu- lem? Were they planning on giving would write short intense bursts dents were paying tax when they us our money back?" and then edit later. shouldn't have been. One other student had this to Steckley pointed out the text- "I'm a bit disappointed that it say about the situation. book has some unique qualities. took so long for them to write the "Something should have been At the end of each chapter there a long ago," said program, because it took me a lot done time Jen is a list of Native words, said of time to get all the information Murphy, a first-year Travel and Steckley, who explained that learn- back to the students," said Don Tourism student. "It shouldn't ing these words provides more Henriques, director of the food have taken seven weeks. Then it's insight into the Native culture. ^ services department at the college. like, here's a letter saying, Sorry, Steckley and Cummins also write - rrC, the company that provides we ripped you off here's your about Native people individually. back.'" the school with the meal plan com- money There is a chapter dedicated to puter program, wrote an upgrade Some students didn't even real- Dudley George, a Native who was program which was used to correct ize there had been a problem in the killed by police during a protest at first place, despite notices posted all the meal plan accounts. Ipperwash, Ontario in 1995. The upgrade allowed the com- in the Rez cafeteria. Others weren't Steckley was "adopted" by the puter to distinguish between GST really upset about it. Wyandot tribe in the U.S. in 1999 BR1ANN1-, BINKU.l and PST transactions, and auto- "As long as I get credited for it, I for his work with language and for matically calculated the tax don't care," said Wesley Haynes, a helping the people save a cemetery WRITING -John Steckley co-wrote Full Circle: Canada's student was over- first-year Golf Management stu- amount each in Kansas. First Nations and works at Humber College. charged. dent. From that figure, Henriques Despite the problem with the was able to go into each individ- meal plan system, Henriques said ual's account and manually enter the school will continue using the the refunded amount to be credited current meal plan program. He HSF computer give-away to each account. said the problem with the taxes The upgrade also allows the only helped the school develop a by Dan Birch But all of that has changed, said events is fair, even for students who food services department to print better system. HSF President Toby Wamell. choose not to attend the events, he out students' statements based on "This problem just actually Humber Students' Federation "We were worried about the rules said. specific dates, which was not possi- helped us improve the services that (HSF) has scrapped an earlier around a lottery," he said. "We were "I don't think it will leave them ble before. we can offer," Henriques said. plan to sell seven computers to stu- just worried about the whole lottery." out," Wamell said. "It may not even Students were overcharged as This is the second year the school dents through a lottery system and Students can still get their hands be an event. You may just have to little as seven cents to as much as has used this computer system for has since decided to use the com- on the computers, but they will give a visit to the [HSF] office." $i6, with the average amount being the meal plans Henriques said. puters for promotional purposes. have to attend an HSF event, Warnell said he would discuss $2. "This is actually a lot more effi- In HSF's first board of directors Wamell noted. the idea further with HSF's new Transaction print outs were put cient than the previous system," meeting Sept. 6, council looked at "Take part in an HSF event - marketing director, Stephen in residents' mailboxes last Henriques said earlier. the possibility of selling seven you will have the chance of winning Murdoch. Monday and Tuesday, showing Students can get print outs of Pentium 166 computers - valued at a computer." The three-year-old computers, every transaction made on their their meal plan accounts at any- around $300 each - to students at If, for example, HSF held a special which feature 1.2 gig hard drives, accounts from Aug. 20 to Sept. 2, time, and can contact Terry bargain prices. To ensure fairness, event at CAPS, those who attended were made available when HSF had 2000. Along with the print out was Johnson, Rez food service manag- HSF planned to unload the comput- would be eligible to win a computer. to make room for new computers at a note explaining the print out and er, at ext. 7303. ers via a lottery system. Giving away computers at HSF SACNet. "

12 November 2, 2000

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Gideons give away Bibles at North

by Brianne Binelli devotions together and later dis- with English on one side of the cussed the possibility of beginning a page, and the second language writ- Eight hundred Bibles were dis- ministry, Rafuse added. ten on the opposite, said Owen tributed last Thursday at North Gideons was developed a year Scadding, another Gideon campus by the Gideons, an interna- later with the help of another man representative. tional ministry, who were invited to William Knights, who came up with This is an "excellent tool for any- the school by the Lifeline Christian the name Gideon, a man in the one trying to learn English," said Fellowship Club. Bible who was willing to do exactly Scadding. "I might not be practicing [reli- what God wanted him to. The Gideons distribute the free

gion], but this is what I grew up on," "Through divine guidance they New Testament Bibles to hotels, said Kim Franklin who is in her sec- developed the Gideons. They thought colleges, universities, and doctors' ond-year of Nursing. it would be a good idea if hotel rooms offices to name a few. Len Thomas, campus minister, had Bibles," said Rafuse. The Bibles used to be given to invites the Gideons to the school The Gideons have grown into an Grade 5 students in public schools, every semester, and was excited international mission, which oper- but that was cut out a few years ago, about the opportunity to match last ates in 175 countries in over 78 lan- said Rafuse. year's distribution of 1,500. Gideon guages. "[There are] many more reli- representative, Richard Rafuse, Currently, one million Bibles are gions that are represented in said that wasn't a possibility since distributed worldwide every day, schools and everyone has to be only 800 Bibles could fit into his co- Rafuse said. treated alike," Rafuse said, explain-

worker's car for the drive up to the "Our objective is to make it every ing why distribution to public college. five days or six days," Rafuse said as schools was cut. Gideons International was he continued to explain the aim of To volunteer for the Gideons, founded during a snowstorm in the organization. interested people can contact some- 1898 when two traveling salesmen The Gideons are able to provide one they know who is already went to a hotel to ride out the storm the Bibles for free since they receive involved with the organization. and agreed to share a room since both church and individual dona- The Gideons are looking forward the hotel was fully booked. tions. to handing out more Bibles again Through discussion, the men, More Bibles can be made avail- on Nov. 4 at Lakeshore, said Rafuse John. H. Nicholson and Samuel E. able for distribution when someone who added that the Gideons are Hill, realized they were both donates Bibles in memory of a loved "always happy to have the opportu- Christians. one who has passed away. nity to work with various student Nicholson recalled that as a 12- In Canada alone, the Bible is organizations." year-old boy he had promised his offered in lo languages, including For more information, about mother he would read the Bible and Portuguese, Spanish, French, upcoming events at the Lifeline BRIANNE BINELLI pray everyday. Russian, Vietnamese, and Chinese. Christian Fellowship students can GIVEAWAY — The Gideons gave away 800 copies of the The two men had their evening Many of these Bibles are written call Thomas at 306-7517. (905) Bible at North campus last week.

GET IT WRITE! The safety facts at Humber These Centennial programs by Lindsay Robertson Students shouldn't walk alone When accessing the emergency on campus at night, or at anytime in lines through campus phones locat- are for writers. We offer you School is a place where students the Arboretum, said Pinson. ed on the parking lot poles or on the should feel safe and comfort- "Humber is open to the public, walls in the school, the extension is the best in comn able, and according to Public Safety so different people are always com- 4000, and in residence 7000. Pinson First-year Recreation and technology and the training Manager Nancy Pinson, it is. ing onto the campus," "We have a safe environment warned. Leisure students Steve Yapp and here at Humber, due to staff and Jamie Perdue feel safe on campus. > to qo with it. In these "Use common sense. students' concern for safety," she "Security does a lot to make sure programs, the foundation said. Just don't do stupid you're safe here," Yapp said. services He said that Humber is a lot Many safety devices and stuff or get involved in consists of gathering are in place at Humber, including safer than high school because of all the Escort program, the work alone stupid situations. the programs in place. Do you have a degree or diploma? Ate you relevant information and service. Watch in Perdue said he feels, "reasonably wondering v.hcre to turn for the hands-on training check-up Campus -Jamie Perdue you need to get a job? Are you a good writer? conjunction with Crimestoppers, safe," because there are always presenting it in ar Then we have the post-graduate communication and the emergency telephones. They should also realize that security guards walking around arts programs for you. Pinson recommends that "peo- calls to security from cell phones campus. engaging, informative. still cautious can't traced, it's important "Use common sense. Just don't Our new, 10-nionth Online Writing and ple should be with be so stupid stuff or get involved in Information Design program starts in January. interactive way using personal property, and taking that students have a good idea of do The focus is content creation for the Web. You'll money out of the bank machine." where they are on campus. stupid situations," Perdue said. write and edit everything from human-interest /arious technologies. stories to e-commerce copy. Our unique information design component increases your marketability. Whatever the mediun the student centre Communications (Public Relations) around Corporate Lounging is an intensive one-year program that hones the whatever the technology. by Pamela Lidstone HSF Vice-President Stephen sports networks. The furniture that skills needed to help organizations with publicity said is impor- been donated so far includes a publications, Web sites, community relations and Anastasi the change has marketing communications. A strong appreciation The Humber Students' Federation tant because, even though Caps couch, a loveseat, a chair, and a cof- of graphic communications is emphasized. Find (HSF) plans to make the Student offers a lounge type setting, not all fee table. out more at corpcomm.bccc.com. Centre more comfortable by making people can go there. HSF is working on getting more

it like "After 1 p.m. underage students furniture donated. Journalism (fast-track option) is a two-year a lounge. program that arms you with the skills you'll need Plans to put couches and TVs in can't get in, and some students can't The cost for the project is includ- on the front lines of the news media. You'll spend the Student Centre are well under go because of religious reasons," he ed in the HSF budget for the school parts of two semesters working on The Observer, For more way. said. year. a community newspaper that also has an online presence. The idea is to give the Student By encouraging students to There was $2,000 budgeted for information call Centre a university lounge atmos- spend time in the Student Centre, the couches, and $1,270 for the cost Each program features a full-time work placement phere. HSF events will be better promoted. of installing and running the satel- (416) 289-5325 in the final semester. You'll be job-ready when you HSF's main reasons for planning The plan is for two or three TVs lite connection. graduate from Centennial. or visit our Web site this lounge is to reduce traffic in the to be mounted in the Student Lakeshore also has a similar hallways and in the concourse by giv- Centre, with a satellite connection. lounge offering TVs and couches for Ci:vri;\MAi.(>)i.Lix:K www.centennialcollege.ca ['J ing students somewhere else to go. The TVs will be turned to news and students to use during breaks. November 2, 2000 13

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Humber goes Brazil style by Martina Lavoie Travel and Tourism students ventured to South America for a five day While the majority of Humber students waded through the tour to experience a different culture and way of life . fog and falHng leaves last week, a tunity that benefits both the hosts handful of lucky students got a and the students. change of scenery in the sunny cli- Students who have gone on mate of Brazil. FAM Twenty-six Travel and Tourism trips in the past have received good reviews. students were invited by World of "The feedback we from the Vacations to participate in a got hosts was fabulous," said Lobo. "In Familiarization (FAM) trip. many cases [the hosts] said our stu- A FAM trip enables Travel and dents were better behaved and Tourism workers to get to know a more interested than some of the specific area in order to be able to people in the industry. side effect better sell that destination. A of this is that many of the previous "Fam trips are for people in the were - industry," Al Lobo, Travel and students offered jobs on the Tourism program co-ordinator flight!" The five-day trip costing said. "The exception made is for $399, Travel and Tourism students included accommodations, meals, flight, transportation, and sightsee- because they know that these stu- ing. dents are within six to eight months The students stayed at a five-star of being in the industry." hotel on the northeast corner of Brazil, near the major city of "It was an experience Salvador. The hotel, Super Club Breezes, had only been open for that I'm glad I had the three weeks, and the students, opportunity to have." along with the 200 or so travel agents were the first guests of the -Ryan Douglas resort. "For us to be there and offer crit- COURTESY' PHOTO Students, chosen by academic icisms about what was wrong with [the for achievement and extra-curricular hotel] was good them," said WELCOME — Travel and Tourism students pet a welcoming dance when they arrived in second-year student Ryan Douglas. activities, write an essay demon- Brazil. The students went on the trip as an addition to their program. "That way they [hotel managers] strating their commitment to their want something, it's there. If you ning up and pulling your sleeve and ing to the food she said. can go back and fix it and build on education and to their career, in need something, they'll get it for [asking for money]. It's a learning "I ate lots of beef, which I'm not it. And the main thing was the lan- order to attend the trip. you." experience because you actually see too keen on. It's either beef or "We've had students have, guage barrier. People there didn't who The trip itinerary included how people live. A lot of us were seafood," she said. "If you love speak English very well." FAM last year, over the volunteered to go a trip into the historic city of thankful that we came from Canada seafood, then you're in heaven." students learned a few participate in the tourism trade The and Salvador. and we can live in a stable home, or Besides the food, Greco, words in Portuguese, but got by shows and other things like that," "What we saw was remarkable," have walls and a roof that we don't Douglas, and the other students got pointing and hand gestures. said Lobo. said Douglas. " The city of Salvador have to worry about collapsing in a taste of the local culture through Despite the language barrier, the 'To us, that that demonstrates has a lot of poverty. For example on us." dance performances at the hotel. guests at the hotel were made to feel the students are really interested in welcome. we were in the city and we went to The poverty of the city left last- "The music is really upbeat, and this industry." one of the most popular markets ing impressions on other students everyone's happy. Everyone's excit- "You're treated like a god there," Lobo reinforces this is not a you've well. ed," said Douglas. "Their music said Douglas. love that tourists go to, and got as College related "They Humber curriculum nine-and ten-year-old kids who are Amanda Greco, also in second and their dances are similar to ours, Canadians. Love them. It's like trip, but rather a wonderful oppor- poor, who live on the streets run- year, was struck by the obvious lack yet totally different. They take it being kings and queens. If you of wealth. really to heart and put a lot of pride "There was a house on top of a into it." bouse, on top of a house, and a lot The students agree that the trip of them had no roofs. It really put was a wonderful experience.

things into perspective like just how "I don't know how to put it into lucky we really are. The things we words," said Douglas. "It was an take for granted to them are the experience that I'm glad I had the greatest things in the world." opportunity to have. A good part of Greco did find the culture differ- the trip was that there were a lot of ences to be a problem at times. students from my class and we did-

"After a while I was sick of the n't know each other that well. So beggars. Little kids would touch we got to gel as a group. We weren't your hair and go 'mas bonita' and dependent on each other, but we your eyes are so beautiftil' so that got along really well and we had a you would give them money. I was great time together." like, stop touching me, stop asking "I didn't know what to expect," " for money, because I already felt bad said Greco. I've never been to that to begin with. After awhile I just had part of the world - so I didn't know

to leave. It started to get to me." how it is. I loved it. I would go back Greco also had difficulty adjust- there." Visit us online @ [email protected]

COURTE.SY PHOTO BRAZILLION STYLE - Amanda Greco, a Travel and Tourism student enjoyed the to win free stuff chance to go to Brazil and experience the different culture and lifestyles there. I m

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the BWP's theatrical promise: it opens documentary- which, surprise, surprise, collapses release. style, using footage from newscasts when a character later steps on it But what they about the BWP and of its fans again. How is this supposed to put missed when peering invading Burkitsville hoping to us on the edge of our seats if we've

into their crystal ball catch a glimpse of the witch, but it already seen this premise done is that the hype is over quickly becomes a general slasher over and over, and better? And it and this time around, movie. appears Berlinger has figured if a good script is the We meet released mental you can't scare people with the only way someone patient and Blair Witch fanatic Jeff script, cut the edits quicker than a will drive to their (Jeffrey Donovan), who uses his Jerry Bruckheimer movie, and hire local theatre. online site (www.blair-witch- scary singers like Marilyn Manson Too bad Shadows' hunt.com) to lure another four and Rob Zombie and blast their first time feature film nutoids - sexy Wiccan Erica (Erica music every five minutes - that'll director and writer Leerhsen), psychic Goth girl Kim scare 'em. Joe Berlinger fell (Kim Director), and dating grad With creative decisions to asleep at his key- students Tristen (Tristen Skyler) green-light schlock like Shadows, board. and Stephen (Stephen Barker and a prequel already in the works,

Berlinger says in a Turner) - on an overnight camp- I can only ask: have the head-hon- COURTESY press release that ing trip in the perpetual woods. chos at Artisan Entertainment ANYREGRETS? (l-r): Director, Skylar, Barker Turner, and Donovan "Book of Shadows After a night of guzzling booze been possessed by the Blair Witch? The play is Outrageous! indeed

by Ann-Marie Colaeino their strange differences and relat- movement and the anger, frustra- ed status as societal outsiders. tion, and hope it infused that a It's all about coming out, in every Thom Allison, 28, who plays change will come. sense of the phrase - coming out Turner, excels as a contemporary The story idea all began when a as a homosexual, as a female Craig Russell, the Toronto female teenage boy walked into the Rialto impersonator, as a crazy, and as a impersonator. Delivering the Theatre in Edmonton to watch a social outcast. most convincing female impres- 1977 low-budge cult film of the Outrageous! is also about sions of legendary Holl>'wood stars same name. It was loosely based transformation, finding yourself, such as Tina Turner, Marilyn on Craig Russell, who starred in and loving yourself and each other Monroe, and Billie Holliday, the film, and inspired by the book for who you truly are, outrageous- Allison leaves audience members The Butterfly Ward by Margaret ness and all. constantly second-guessing what Gibson (the real-life Liza). Sex, schizophrenia, and homo- truly lies beneath that dress. That boy. Brad Eraser, is now a sexuality are just a few of the Outrageous! also features other 41-year-old playwright who had issues audiences will confront at big stage names such as Lorretta been cradling the idea of turning this fall's opening of Outrageous! Bailey, who plays Robin's trou- the film into a musical since he left Outrageous! has jaws drop- bled soul mate, Liza. Timothy that theatre some 23 years ago. ping, especially during an on stage Murphy and Ed Sahely playing Eraser, who is also known for drawers dropping performance. Perry and Bradford, two of Robin's plays such as Unidentified Human Unlike the late 1970s film it's female impersonator "girlfriends," Remains and the True Nature of based on, this musical adaptation who inspire him to unleash his Love, was both fearful of and fasci- features an outrageous scene in femininity, are also engaging as nated by the straightforward which a nude Robin Turner, the they strut their stuff in cheetah nature of the film. He spent 10- main character, and his cowboy print cat costumes and gaudy years working on the stage adapta- lover, Phil, engage in an explicit "ball" gowns. tion, which he describes as "a bit sex act while positioned in a With unforgettable catchy like Broadway on acid." revolving cage-like device. tunes, ranging from '70s rock to Outrageous! has been extended The theme of the musical focus- pop and theatre style song, to run from Sept. 25 to Nov. 18 due es on a special friendship between Outrageous! music composer Joey to positive audience reactions. a schizophrenic woman named Miller said he used different music The musical is showing at The Liza Connor, and a hairdresser, to set up each character. The last Canadian Stage Theatre, located at Robin Turner, who secretly desires song 'Change,' sung by Robin and 26 Berkley St. For more informa- to become a female impersonator. Liza, echoes every message the tion visit vvavw.canstage.com or COURTESY The two are bound together by musical conveys about the gay call 368-3110. HELLO DAH-LING - (l-r) Sahely, Allison, and Murphy November 2, 2000 17

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half the costs of show itself. by Kristina Koski But the audience made up East coast fiddler Ashley for its small size. Maclsaac per- Maclsaac may not be formed traditional Irish music Canada's bad boy for much for the spectators whose ages longer. On Oct. 20, he per- ranged from 20 to 60-some- formed at a Hepatitis C benefit things. square dance held at The The first set of his perform- Church on Berkeley Street. ance included a series of duets Blues player Michael with his sister and fellow fid- Hasek, who's no stranger to dler, Lisa Maclsaac. playing benefits, approached His mellow performance Maclsaac with the gig. was a far cry from what one "Ashley played for a ridicu- might expect from a typical lously low price," said Leroy Ashley Maclsaac concert. St. Germaine from the Beaches Maclsaac wasn't decked in a Blues Festival, adding that kilt, bouncing around on a Maclsaac played for a token stage like Massey Hall or price of $10. Copps Coliseum. Because of the short-notice Instead, he remained in his of Maclsaac's presence at the chair, stomping to the beat of benefit, attendants was only the quick Irish melodies he about 150, but Germaine said played, his eyes rarely opening. had he publicized the event The audience clapped and himself, the turn out would stomped while square dancing have been better. to Maclsaac's music until the "If we had a couple months wee hours of the morning. leading up to the benefit, I St. Germaine said this poor could have brought in a thou- turnout isn't going to deter him sand [people]," he said, from organizing more shows although he added that he for Hepatitis C and "maybe would have been happy with even make them some money." 111 eiH/m is/i IS mn inb 1 in ii i ei jm hi 500, In mid-December the sev- nma mitta Maclsaac's publicity people enth annual Beaches Christmas aiiiiiii r il r i 'MBIBIj CDLUMBIArtn 1 Subject to classification said they would promote the Blues Festival will take place, 1 i «""""»^««"" i get-some-action.com ^?ijPICTURESLU event themselves, but that did showcasing local blues acts. not seem to happen. Because To make a donation to the the event wasn't widely publi- Beaches Blues Festival for the In Thea'tres IXIavember 3 cized, St. Germaine said ticket cause of Hepatitis C, email and drink sales didn't cover [email protected] i8 November 2, 2000 Entertainment Et Cetera We got discs, ETC Profile: Patton fever by Jesse Kohl Patton said the reasons for Keidis' anger towards him go you get reviews way back. To Mike Patton of the experimental band Mr. Bungle, play- "Somebody has a small-dick complex, in my opinion, and ing a Burt Bacharach cover for an audience of "10-year- can't get over some kind of problem that he had with me in old metal heads" is poetic and justified. the past - about 10 years ago," said Patton. "I think that he While Patton, the influential vocalist behind other bands was upset because he thought that I was ripping off his dance

like Faith No More and Fantomas, has been hit in the face by moves or something, and boy it nlust have really struck a pennies and Sweet Tarts hurled from the pit, he said the per- deep chord in him, because 10 years later, he still hurts."

formances have been worth it. Mr. Bungle toured festivals in Europe last August, despite

"People have it too easy," said Patton. 'They, especially the setbacks. young kids, will really take whatever is put on their plates, if Mr. Bungle recently wrapped up their fifth tour in support

they think they should like it. There are different things that of California (1999). Currently, Patton has various side proj- could be put on their plates. It's going to make them fright- ects lined up, including two Fantomas albums to be released ened and upset at times, but I think it's worth it." on his own label. Ipecac Recordings. Patton said that often certain members of the audience "And I've got another kind of pop band that I'm putting will heckle the band, and when they do, he heckles back. together," he said, "if I could stop this touring nonsense." Staying true to her These four boys from "Maybe sometimes I would have a tendency to make fun of blues, folk/gospel influ- Oxford, England's Coldplay the fans where a lot of other people wouldn't," said Patton. enced roots, Joan have become media dar- "Most of the time, they deserve it." Osborne's new album lings. A shame, really, But in recent tours Mr. Bungle's fans have often con- tributed bringing trees other props Righteous Love delivers a because it might put off to the stage by palm and unique and soulful voice some listeners. to shows. and offers a more mature It's also a shame that Patton's avante-garde approach to songwriting, whether sound and stronger lyrics contrary to rumour, this in Mr. Bungle or any of his numerous side projects, continues than her last album band did not form out of a to draw attention to the possibilities of the craft. Relish. mutual hatred for Whitney Members of Korn, Deftones, the Mad Caddies, and Righteous Love, Houston. Incubus have all admitted Patton's genius as a strong influ- released Sept. 12, features Nonetheless, ence in their own music, but Patton takes a standoffish atti- '11 songs (nine of which Parachutes, their first tude towards that kind of attention. she co-wrote) that explore album proper, is really "Most of the bands that I talk to that say 'Oh, you're a big the themes of love. quite good. As per the influence' make me fuckin' wanna puke," said Patton. "I am From dealing with the media hype, and actually flattered, and I'm glad that the things that I've done made imminent loss of love and true to form, this band sense to other people, but when I talk to a musician who says building independence in serves up some Radiohead, that to me, I want to see him do something with it." •Running out of Time,' to some Travis, some Jeff But not everyone holds Patton's work in such high regard. the fear of love in 'Safety Buckley, and loads of both Just this past summer, Mr. Bungle was scheduled to play in Numbers,' to her more Jason Falkner and several European and Australian festivals. Things didn't go innocent confession of Catherine Wheel into their down as planned. Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Keidis pulled the right strings to get Mr. Bungle thrown off being in 'Baby Love,' and mix. Mmm ... yummy musi- struck down by your cian casserole. those bills, according to www.bunglefever.com, simply JESSE KOHL 'Angel Face,' Righteous On the album's hidden because he didn't want to share the same stage as Patton. - No, he's not completely insane Love displays a range of track 'Life for Living,' there YOWZA talent and emotions. is an appearance by Ben 'Poison Apples Harper - okay, it's not Ben (Hallelujah)' is probably Harper, but it sounds a hell > > one of the most intense of a lot like him, circa .fj i songs on the album. In a Welcome to the Cruel resentful voice, it com- World. i pares the fall "out of love" The first seven songs are > to poison apples falling lyrically and musically from a tree in an Adam exceptional, as the above Whars Up? and Eve metaphor. influences should lead you Osborne's slow and to believe. Unfortunately, I soothing cover of Bob find myself on the border of Dylan 'Make You Feel My boredom on the last few Love,' is warm and rich in tracks - except of course passion, and another the Harper-esque tune. The addictive track. songs are still far superior ^&m The title track to most pop/rock efforts, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT 'Righteous Love,' a raving but don't meet the rest of HOOTERVULE tune about a cynical, lone- the album's high standards. ly woman rescued by love, But, three mediocre songs NIGHT CLUB is a catchy one that can do not an album ruin. also be found on the Primary songwriter, as soundtrack to HBO's Sex well as vocalist and gui- and the City television tarist Chris Martin, at the EVERY FRIDAY IS series. tender age of 23, is already For more information writing such beautiful on Joan Osborne and/or lyrics. It'll be interesting to UDIESNITE! her new CD visit hear what comes next - www.joanosborne.com after the fame and fortune. -Ann-Marie Colacino This one's definitely for fans of all that is Brit. No Cover All Nite •:> -Bemice Couto ito' For The Ladies

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by Ann-Marie Colacino Dance Theatre for an eight o'clock around saying, 'I'm never going to ordinary," she reading to promote her new book get married.'" said. 4 Blondes. Upon meeting her afterward at Although there a more obvious question Bushnell said that Is The book, which is divided into a book signing session, Roy said to ask a stunning, tall blonde four sections (each named after a she got the same type of impres- almost all her fans who living makes a out of docu- hair process) is again set in New sion from Bushnell. claim to know a menting the mating habits of New York City and features four new "She seems like a very strong, "Samantha," her York City's most elite, than "Have women with four new "man trou- independent type of woman, writing is fictional slept you with a lot of men?" bles." which are qualities I admire... and her charac- The 21st Annual International The book starts with Janey [she's] down-to-earth, sort of like ters are based on Festival of Authors got off to a racy Wilcox, a B-model who uses men what you see is what you get," she types of people start on Oct 19 during an on stage for their summer houses; Bushnell said. rather than actual interview between Candace began her reading from the sec- Bushnell said much of her mes- people. Bushnell, author of Sex and the tion entitled 'Nice N' Easy.' sage is about how women are sold, "It's just gossip City, and Ian Brown, CBC Radio Kim Roy, a spectator who the way they're told what to look that one picks host. attended Bushnell's reading, said like, what to eat, what to feel. up... I kind of hear Dressed in a pink silk dress she hadn't read the book, but that "It's about making mistakes, these things in the shirt, figure-flattering two-tone the reading enticed her to buy it. experiencing a full range of emo- ether," she said. gray velour pants, and sparkly "I loved how she impersonated tions," she said. "Women aren't On the topic of blue "Wizard of Oz-ish" boots, her characters, especially the male supposed to feel strong, compli- influences, Bushnell averted the question, voices, with kind of a more gravely cated, hateful.. .but men can feel Bushnell said her asking, "what constitutes a lot." voice," Roy said. "She's really any way they want." literary influences "More than 50?" pursued good at bringing the characters to Bushnell described American include author Brown. life and acting out how they are culture as one where women feel Edith Wharton "Probably not," she said. portrayed in the book." attracting men is crucial to their and the books "Probably?" However, Bushnell doesn't like survival. Vanity Fair by "I'm 41, so I've lived a bit," the idea of her writing being com- "I hate the idea of breast William M. Bushnell said, smirking. pared with the TV show. implants... I don't care what any- Thackeray, and Bushnell's first book Sex and "The thing that annoys me is body says, women get them Anna Karenina the City, was based on her New that no one remembers that so because they feel they have to by Leo Tolstoy. York Observer columns, which much money is put into making a attract men. The bottom line is, "I love books have now evolved into a critically TV show," she said. "You can't [men] are an economic option that where there's that acclaimed HBO TV series about have characters that are too edgy, may have to be exercised, and really difficult four single, thirty-something too real. Every character is soft- [women] need those breasts to get female character babes looking for love in all the in conflict with ened ... [they] don't want the audi- them." COURTESY wrong Manhattan places. society," ence to say 'I don't like that char- Unlike her man-obsessed Sex' - Just like Sex and the City TV acter.'" and the City characters, ranging Bushnell said. CANDACE BUSHNELL Former mimi character Carrie Bradshaw, who is Settling the debate over from Carrie's desire to win Mr. The Gloria Steinem turned lucrative author rumored to be based on Bushnell, whether her voice supports or Big's affection to Janey's wish to International she's witty, intelligent, and single. offends feminism, Bushnell con- be loved despite her gold-digging Festival of Authors ran from biographers, and playwrights. The former sex columnist firmed her status. ways, Bushnell herself remains Oct. 19 to 28 having featured Bushnell's writing is also sam- appeared at the York Quay Centre "I was [a feminist] since I was indifferent. more than 100 participants, pled in Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, for a five o'clock dialogue session, four years old," she said. "I was a "I don't put men on a including some of the world's Self, and Mademoiselle maga- then appeared at the Premiere mini Gloria Steinem running pedestal... I look at men as quite most talented novelists, poets. zines. You know 'em, you love 'em, now step inside by JeffRussell computer program's code has a experience to see Homer The genesis of Cyberworld in film and television produc- few bugs in it - literally. Simpson, for example, actually 3D came to light when Imax tion for nine years and comput- Phig must chase down three walk out towards you and have engineer Hugh Murray saw Toy er graphic animation for four. If you've ever wanted to live tiny number munching critters- a kind of solidity that an ani- Story in 1995, which was the "I remember seeing older 3D in a Simpson's episode for day, Buzzed, Wired, and Frazzled - mated character has never had first computer animated feature films and you kind of squint now's your chance. before they destroy the gallery before," said Hoban. with fully developed characters. your eyes and go 'Yeah, I guess With the help of 3D glasses, and herself. "Cyberworld 3D provides visual Murray theorized that since that's 3D.' But this is boom, it's Imax Corporations' new Co-producer and screen- spectacle, eye-candy, and come- Toy Story was a digital film, he right there." Cyberworld 3D is a mix of orig- writer Steve Hoban said in a dy, along with the ability to could go into the animation Does 3D film signify the inal and existing computer ani- press release that CyberWorld experience the characters in a files and re-configure them so eventual demise of convention- mated segments - including the creates a intimate vivid, real way. They feel like that could presented in al film? infamous Homers Simpson's 3D more they be experience than conventional they are right in front of you, 3D. pitched the idea to "No, I don't think so," said episode and the bar scene from He 2D film and he compares it to that you can reach out and Imax head-honchos. Davies. "It's very different. It's ANTZ - that transports the watching a live performance. touch them. ..even though they Cyberworld 3D marks a num- not suited for intimate, dramat- audience and allows them to "It's an entirely different are cartoons." ber of firsts: it's Imax ic stories; it's not the right experience another world in 3D Corporation's first fully animat- for that. But I think on Famous Players Giant Imax medium ed film, it's the first time there's a big future for films. Screens. 3D 3D that computer animation has The next step for Imax is a con- "It's definitely a unique been re-created in 3D, it's the tinuous story, an animated experience, being in a large the- first time that a large-format story." atre like this with a huge sound film has incorporated And that next step is not far system, and with the 3D experi- SANDDE (Stereoscopic Animation away. ence, it's extremely immersive," Drawing Device) technology, Dreamworks SKG will said director of original com- it's first time that release its animated feature, puter graphic segments, Colin and the SANDDE technology has been Shrek, into Imax 3D theaters Davies. "It's a lot of fun. It's a combined with computer-ani- after it's theatrical run in 2D ride in a way. It's not that the mation. next year. It will feature the story is going to bring tears to put it in plain English, voices of Mike Myers, Eddie your eyes, make you laugh, To technology allows ani- Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and make you cry. It's the visceral SANDDE mators to draw and animate John Lithghow. experience of it all. It's cool." with a in "There will be more of these The story centers around a freehand wand 3D are to synthetic hostess named Phig space. Wearing 3D glasses sim- films that designed ilar specifically in 3D, and (voiced by Dharma & Greg's to those worn by the audi- work ence, the animators can see they'll want to do action films, Jenna Elfman) who is the audi- mid-air as horror films - things like that ence's guide to the virtual their work floating in it appear on screen. just make sense," said Davies. gallery, a pre-release computer would "The first time I saw this "You can't fight what it is. program that is not quite ready stuff, it was amazing. I couldn't Being through this now, I know for wide-release. After Phig COURTESY believe it was," said there's a whole bunch of possi- shows the audience a couple of how good Davies, who has been directing bilities for this medium." clips, she discovers that the DOH! Morefun than a can of whoop-ass, and all in 3D 20 November 2, 2000

/ see Healing Touch as a lifestyle It destroys your everyday life rather than something I do." and basically puts you in bed - Cindy Graham for a long time." HEALTH See "Touch" - Michael Fertado

; See "Yawns" It's all in the touch

by Jessica Markqff serene, very peaceful, and very "Since starting on this journey, calm looking. I've started a daily practice of medi- When it comes to common "It was a meeting that may tation and prayer. I see Healing colds and chronic headaches, cause us a little concern so I went Touch as a lifestyle rather than most people mn to the doctor's over to her after and asked her how something I do," Graham said. "It office or local drug store to pick up she could sit through a meeting like has made me more aware of myself." the latest quick fix. that and not lose her cool. She said Jackie Fraser, who is also a nurs- There are more holistic meas- that she learned a couple of tech- ing professor at Humber, decided to ures of preventative medicine such niques while she was on sabbati- take Graliam up on her offer. as Healing Touch and Therapeutic cal," Graham said. "I had a really bad sinus cold Touch. Cindy Graham, a nursing Graham immediately applied that had persisted for a while, so I professor at Humber College, has for a sabbatical and decided to went for a treatment. Immediately been practicing HT and TT for study HT. She received her one- after the treatment I had results. I JESSICA MARKOFF seven years. year leave in September of 1994. began to drain from my sinuses HEALING HANDS - Cindy Graham (right) and Jackie Healing Touch Canada Inc. is a While on sabbatical, Graham and felt relief," Fraser said about Fraser Certified Canadian Educational offered her fellow nursing faculty her first HT experience. (left) demonsti'ate the healing process . Institution that teaches hands-on free treatments to expose them to Fraser added that it is important and get comfortable. up in your field and ask you if it has energj' based techniques that facili- the knowledge she was acquiring. to seek out a Healing Touch practi- Soothing music or incense are any meaning for you. tate the healing process. She became a certified Healing tioner who is certified and in whom sometimes used to help the client relax. When the assessment is finished Therapeutic Touch is a hands- Touch practitioner in April of the patient thinks they can trust. The practitioner will do an the practitioner will choose the on type of healing therapy that has 1996. Like any type of medicine it is assessment of your energetic body techniques that suit your needs. been able to break through into a "HT is a collection of techniques important to investigate it thorough- using her hands to scan your body. The session lasts for an hour number of hospital policies across that were compiled by Janet ly before jumping into it head-first. There is little or no touching and it is a good idea to rest for a few the country. TT is also recognized Mentgen, a nurse from Denver, involved in this process. minutes afterwards. After the rest by the Ontario College of Nurses. Colorado, from a variety of sources THE PROCEDURE While scanning the body, the period, you and the practitioner Graham said she was in a facul- (one of which is TT) and they are First, the practitioner will ask practitioner is looking for inconsis- can talk about anything that came ty meeting in the fall of 1993 and a used complementary to allopathic you for your medical history and tencies in your energetic field, indi- up during the treatment. person who had been on sabbatical medicine to help with balancing the lifestyle information. cated by a hot, cold or tingling feel- A lot of the healing takes place studying Healing Touch was at the energy field," Graham said. "They After your history has been doc- ing felt by the practitioner. over the next few days and further same meeting. When Graham facilitate physical, mental, emo- umented, the practitioner will ask The practitioner may ask ques- treatment is scheduled after the looked over at her she was very tional, and spiritual healing." you to lie down on a massage table tions about what they are picking session. 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'You havefour minutes to perform and

that's it. When you lose, you think to yourself, how come I didn't do it." LIFESTYiES -Josee Chouinard

Skating her way into hearts of Canadians

hy Brianne Thorn started figure skating at the age of nine and 1996 after having the feeling of not being was working on her triple rotation jumps by done and not accomplishing what she had She glided into the hearts of the age of 14. set out to do. Canadians as well as the spotlight in It was then she was diagnosed with Dorsal She never made it to Worlds. Instead she the early nineties. But what is profes- Lumbar Syndrome in her back from twisting compared the Grand Prix competition to the sional figure skater Josee Chouinard and jarring her body too much while attempt- World Championships where she competed doing now? ing jumps. against skaters who were going to the After winning three amateur and She was told by doctors to discontinue her Worlds. She captured the bronze. three professional Canadian skating figure skating career, because she could pos- In 1996 Chouinard had a hard time titles Chouinard is still involved in the sibly end up in a wheelchair. deciding whether she would go back to ama- skating world through shows and com- Chouinard's mother wasn't supportive of teur competitions. petitions. her daughter's stubbornness and suggested "I didn't know if I still had the passion "I'm in the Sears Open Pro-Am com- that she try other sports. for the sport," Chouinard said. "Skating petition and I'm hoping to be a part of "I just kept searching until I found the really built who I am and destroyed it so the Japan Open in January," Chouinard doctor that would tell me to go back," many times." said. "I'm also doing a Canadian Chouinard said. Chouinard feels that when she went back Christmas special." According to Chouinard, her back prob- to amateur it was the best competing year of Currently living in Newmarket with lems are still her weakness. her life overall. her husband Jean-Michel Bombardier, "As of right now I'm fine, but if I over-train She loves skating now more than ever she is involved with the Children's Wish that's the first place that I'm going to feel it," because she realized it's just a sport. Fund. Chouinard also became the Chouinard said. "I will never let it destroy me again," ambassador of the Heart and Stroke Despite the injuries, she went on to win Chouinard said. "It's part of me, it's not all foundation after her mother suffered a the Canadian Championships as an amateur of me and as soon as I realized this my skat- stroke. in 1991, '93 and '94, represented Canada in ing became so much better." Chouinard has a lot of plans for the two Winter Olympic games, but never won Since coming back to the professional future, such as a clothing line consist- the World Championships as she would scene, she has won three Canadian profes- ing of costumes, fashion, and sports- have liked to. sional titles and performed in many ice wear. Chouinard said when she won she felt ful- shows. "Right now, I think what I know best filled and when she experienced a loss she felt Although Chouinard doesn't have is skating outfits," Chouinard said. ashamed. enough time to coach her own skaters due to She is also interested in behind the "You have four minutes to perform and her training and travelling, she does semi- scenes working for ice shows and would that's it," Chouinard said. "When you lose, nars to help coaches and kids across eventually like to be a commentator for you think to yourself, how come I didn't do Canada. COURTESY French television. it?" "I love helping the kids and eventually I DIZZY? — Josee Chouinard's passion for Born August 21 1969, Chouinard Chouinard had turned to professional think I'd like to coach or stay in the skating the sport makes it all worthwhile. grew up in Laval, Quebec, where she figure skating, but went back to amateur in world somehow." Media and its effect on young girls by Patricia Lima or other teen sensations said, because disor- like Aguilera and voted Jessica were not good looking, dered eating has Simpson the overall beauty queen. Britney Spears, Christina they would not find a become quite nor- Cishecki said such idols are Aguilera and Sarah Michelle great interest in them. mal to them. examples of the media's undimen- Cellar - these celebrities are con- "I wouldn't put up a When the group sional representation of women. sidered to be mere media darlings poster of somebody if they of sixth-grade girls "When young women look at to most people, but to pre-adoles- were fat," said Deleni were asked whether the kinds of images that they're cent girls they are heroes. Morris they felt the media seeing in the magazines and on tel- According to a group of four 11- When asked what they pressured them to evision and in the movies, the year-old girls from Mississauga, would do if they were fit into a specific women who get the attention, who they look up to young female stars overweight, the girls gig- body type, they all are popular, who appear to be for guidance on everything from gled and unanimously said no. loved are the women who fit a spe- hair and makeup to fmding the decided that dieting would Cishecki said that cific body type for the most part: right boy. Those who don't follow be the best solution. although young girls thin, tall, mostly white, middle- the norm can be subject to criticism "I wouldn't eat as much tend to say they are class, able-bodied," Cishecki said. from their peers. and I'd exercise like unaffected by the She added that today, pre-ado- "1 think [celebrities] affect our crazy," Sibani said. media, their behav- lescent girls are being bombarded girl generation because we want to Morris, however, had iour shows that they with this exclusive female image to do their kind of hair, we want to already been on a brief have been influenced a greater degree than ever before have clothes like them. If we don't diet a few months ago. She by it. because the media is present in all do that, people don't think we're denied going on the diet to "They're very aspects of daily life. hip," said Nina Ballares, a Grade 6 slim down. conscious of their Cishecki said parents and student. "I just thought I ate too looks. They make a teachers can help young girls work Her friend Christina Sibani much," she said. lot of comments through the negative images by added that classmates often tease Morris said she cut out about feeling dissat- being aware of what they're those who are not into the latest all junk food and avoided isfied about their exposed to in the media. She also trends. fatty foods. PATRICA UMA bodies or comparing added that parents should ensure

"I don't think you would like to Melanie..-^.-...v. Cishecki,^.^w^„..., • thcmselves uega- that they participate in activities „^__, r-trr-ey t -t 1 L- I be wearing geeky things to school Communications Manager SORE EYES - Like many young girls, this eleven- tjvely to celebrities," that help them to feel good about and be left out [while] everyone's of MediaWatch, a non- year-old, is captivated by television sensations. cishecki said. themselves. together with their friends playing," profit feminist organiza- One of the girls Joey Noble, who teaches a gen- she said. tion that monitors the portrayal of In 1993 Statistics Canada report- said she wished she could look der studies course at Humber, said The other girls all agreed with women in the media, said Morris is ed that more than 260,000 more like her favourite celebrities. the media isn't the only source of Sibani, who seemed reluctant to one of the many pre-adolescent Canadian women between the ages This sparked an enthusiastic dis- negativity. Women themselves are expose the sometimes harsh reality girls whose struggle with self- of 14 and 25 are anorexic or bulim- cussion among the girls, who began often critical of one another's body of elementary school life. acceptance has lead to dieting. In ic. to list the enviable qualities of weight, wardrobe and appearance, But criticism, it seems, does not the teenage years, Cishecki said, Girls and young women, howev- female pop stars. she said. stop in the classroom. this poor self-image often intensi- er, are usually unaware of their They admired Spears' hair, "I think women can be their The girls admitted that if Spears fies. unhealthy eating habits, Cishecki hoped to someday have a wardrobe own worst enemies," Noble said. "

22 November 2, 2000

In 1993 Statistics Canada reported, "When you go away to college you start In 1994 at least one million people were 260,000 women between the ages 0/14 over... it's a personal thing." massacred in Rwanda. and 25 are anorexic or bulimic. -See Dressing to Impress -See Hope - See Media page 21

Hope not lost for a brighter tomorrow

by Brett Clarkson future than the last centu- "We made the film "You cannot ask me to be reconciliated ry's legacy of inhumanity, because I think a lot of with someone who I know killed my brother The bloodied and mutilated bodies on the genocides, and ethnic Canadians really have no ... I cannot forgive," Kabalisa said. side of the dusty road lay in sickeningly cleansing. It brings a stun- idea what happened over Kabalisa also said he has hopes the stu- crude piles. For as far as the eye could see, it ning immediacy to events there," Raymont said after- dents will walk away with an understanding was butchered men, women, and children - that too easily seem wards. "It wasn't widely of the destructive effects of racism. far too many to be counted. removed because they hap- covered in the international "Just calling names at each other.. .we This was what Rwanda looked like six pened so far away." press and even since the think that it's nothing, but it hurts feelings, so years ago, when a killing frenzy sent the On Oct. 19, Raymont genocide, the UN has apolo- by seeing what's happened in Rwanda it can country reeling into the throes of genocide. brought his film to York gized, the Catholic Church help them to change," said Kabalisa, who also Over three savage months, at least one mil- University's Curtis Lecture has apologized, so maybe works with the Hope for Rwanda's Children lion were the Hall, where it's the international people massacred when Hutus about a hun- time Fund. started killing both the Tutsis and moderate dred people gathered to media apologized." Frederick-Guillaume Dufour, 24, who is Hutus in April, 1994. view the film and also dis- According to recent UN working towards his Ph.D. in political science cuss the issues surrounding reports, more than 60,000 at York, suggested the film be shown to "You can not ask me to be post-genocide Rwanda. Rwandan households are undergraduate students in their classrooms. "It's a very difficult and headed by children 18 and reconciliated with someone who He also said he would have liked to see more horrific kind of event to under. Rwanda's Ministry I killed brother. information on the non-reaction of the inter- know my examine," said Prof. of Educationi-""ya""i> 'v-Freports that» BRETT CLARKSON national community towards the genocide in -Leo Kabalisa Howard Adelman, who one in five secondary school Raymont's film. teaches Philosophy at York SURVIVOR -Leo Kabalisa children are orphans. And "It's quite clear that one of the things to be and who is also a faculty looks forward tO a bright because Rwandans have to learned from [the genocide] is that we should Four years later, in July, 1999, 13 member of York future despite losing more pay for tuition fees, books. have more effective co-ordination between Canadians travelled to Rwanda to visit some University's Centre for than 20 members in school supplies, and uni- family the groups and organizations that can pre- of the genocide sites and to gain an under- Refugee Studies. at the Adelman ff^g IQQd ^^^^^ both primary Rwanda genocide. vent genocide," Dufour said. standing of a nation trying to come to grips moderated the discussion, " and secondary level, the Similar sentiments were voiced by with its past. The trip, which was organized which also included Rwandan-Canadian HRCF raises money to assist young people in Raymont, who said the genocide could have by the Toronto-based Hope for Rwanda's schoolteacher Leo Kabalisa. the impoverished African nation. easily been prevented with the right moves at Children Fund (HRCF), also brought the The film, at times both touching and hor- According to the Rwandese Canadian the right time. He also pointed to the fact that Canadians to the capita! city of Kigali, where rifying, followed the Canadians' visits to Association of Toronto, there are at least 600 retired Lt. Gen. Romeo Dallaire's efforts to the first annual International Solidarity Walk orphanage centres as well as to mass-graves, Rwandan families currently living in Toronto. warn the UN of the impending genocide were in honour of Rwandan Children took place in including one at Nyamata Church, where over Not one of these families who arrived in ignored. support of Rwanda's 350,000 orphaned chil- 25,000 people were killed. The audience Canada after the genocide is whole. dren. gasped when the camera focused in on rows Leo Kabalisa, a French teacher with the "The lesson to be learned is that we are our Award-winning Canadian director Peter of countless broken skulls and cracked bones. York Region District School Board, lost his brothers' keepers, and that the killing of any- Rayniont trip documented the two-week and Only the buzzing of flies broke the hushed father, four brothers aged 16-26, one aunt, 12 one unjustly anywhere in the world is the the result is the poignant Rwanda: In Search quiet of the stunned Canadians. cousins, and eight nieces in the massacre. killing of our neighbour," said Raymont. Rayniont said the film was inspired by the of Hope, of which Toronto Star columnist Although he'd rather focus his energies on "We've got to learn that the world is small, plight of the Rwandan people as well as the apa- EUie Tesher wrote: "This Film should be hope rather than blame, Kabalisa says in the that we're all each others' neighbours, and thv of Western nations towards African issues. viewed by anyone who hopes for a better film that it's difficult to forgive. that one injustice hurts us all." MOCK TRIAL Dressing to impress yourself

PRESENTATION by Brad Horn Wednesday, November 22, 2000 High School students constantly feel finally free high school 6:00pm to 9:00pm When of stereotypes, and labels of prep- pressured to wear name brand gear Lecture Theatre, E135 pies, jocks, and skaters have dis- solved, college students can dress as by Humber Business School Law Faculty dents to finally show their true self to great mix,"Guilherme said. they choose, without being catego- a new group of people. College students are less influenced rized by their peers. "When you go away to college you by their peers. All Humber students "The motives aren't as in the same start over. ..it's a personal thing. "College students will [shop] by and staff are invited high school," said first- Rene Andre, a People express themselves in different themselves and are a little more com- to attend a mock year Film and Television student. ways. They wear a specific type of fortable with their own decisions," trial presentation by "In college it is cool to be in touch clothing to express themselves," Roe Guilherme said. "They don't need with all faculty members different kinds of people as said. someone there to say 'oh that's good, teaching in the opposed to staying away from the hip- that's o.k., get that." pies on the grass or something like Law Clerk and Court and "People grow out of trends. Goswami said some college stu- Tribunal Agent Programs to be that," Andre said. dents choose a certain style of dress College students look for a cleaner They get tired of the same held on Wednesday, November 22, because they grew up with it. more adult fashion style, according to 2000 from 6:00pm to 9:00pm in image." "I had a customer here the other Yogi Goswami, assistant manager of day," Goswami said. "He said he was the Lecture Theatre, E135, - Yogi Goswami Bluenotes in Woodbine Mall. looking for corduroy pants. If you concerning a criminal case "People grow out of [trends]," were born in the '70s and '80s you will of Criminal Harassment. Goswami said. "They get tired of that Free of the peer pressure that gov- definitely like corduroy and, as they over, so same image over and as a erns most fashion in high school, col- are coming back, people of that age The aim of this presentation is change for college they want to may lege students dress more for comfort will wear it." to demonstrate trial strate- reflect a mature look." and their own individual style, Andre said some college students [students] in their gies, discuss legal concepts, "What wear according to Rodolfo Guilherme, sales may even take this a bit further by and generally cover the law teens is basically what's in style out associate for Roots in the Eaton assuming a sort of anti-fashion. involved with a criminal there," he said adding that older gen- Centre. "When you get here, some people erations of students tend to wear trial in our legal system. "I think what they are looking for is don't care about [fashion] and that's something that is more elegant and comfort. Our store is divided into their style," Andre said. This presentation will be an excellent opportunity to not too tacky. four sections, each section a different "They have an air of coolness Julie Roe, a post-graduate Public observe and ask questions about tlie work done by lawyers colour. You see a great variation because they are indifferent.. .if you Relations student, said college is a at a criminal trial. We hope you can make time to attend. between the college crowd. ..there is a don't conform that's cool." new beginning and a chance for stu- !

November 2, 2000 23

The Humber Hawks women's basket- The Mohawk Mountaineers got a taste ball team opened their regular season of what Humber volleyball is all about with flair, by beating the St. Lawrence losing in straight sets to the visiting Vikings in convincing fashion, 93-44. Lady Hawks. -see "Vikings slain" -see "Hawks v-ball" sstQfff^

Ontario champions ... again

by Lindsay Higgs sure, controlled the ball, and beat them." The Humber Hawks' women's Rookie midfielder Lucia Sinisi soccer team struck gold in a big said the team never thought about way, capturing the Provincial Centennial leading the game early Championships by beating the on. Centennial Colts 5-1 in the finals at "We came back so fast that they Fanshawe College in London last couldn't even celebrate their goal," weekend. Sinisi said. This was the Hawks' second "We've waited for this the whole consecutive Ontario Championship year," said Read. "It's a feeling as they also won it last year at that's unbelievable. We played like Mohawk. More importantly, it we always have and we beat them." grants the Lady Hawks another The game was led by an inspira- berth in the Nationals at Langara tional pre-game speech from College in Vancouver, British Cataldo that brought tears to both Columbia. the players and the coaches. Cataldo said that a big part of "They all worked so hard the team's victory should be grant- ed to the meditation and prepara- this season and they tion for the final game. Read also really deserve what they said that the speech given by achieved Cataldo helped the team focus on the task at hand and not anything -Vince Pileggi else that was going on around them. OCAA all-star awards were "As coaches we are ecstatic," handed to both Joanna Vitale and said team coaches Mauro Ongaro co-captain Claudia Marmo for their and Vince Pileggi. "They all outstanding play during the tour- worked so hard this season and nament. Striker Allison Read, was they really deserve what they also named to the tournament all- achieved." star team and was named the tour- Humber defeated the Durham UNDSAV HIGGS nament's MVP. College Lords in the semi-finals of - The Hawks celebrate their second consecutive provincial Centennial opened the scoring the tournament 4-0 to send the WEARE THE CHAMPIONS National in their early in the first half, but the Hawks to the finals. Goal scorers championship with dreams ofa championship dancing heads. Hawks showed true grit and fought included Vitale with two, while Besides winning the Provincial to the Hawks once again. play because we are not going to be

right back, scoring within minutes Read and Filomena Aprile each had Championships, Humber was also "I don't think anyone expected it just happy to be there." of that goal. Humber never looked one. named as the top defensive team to come from that position. It gave Humber finished fourth at the

back. Pileggi said they felt the pres- allowing only five goals in the tour- our team a sense of urgency to get it Nationals here in Ontario last year, Read led the way for the Hawks sure since the beginning of the sea- nament. Vitale received both the right back. We pressed them and but the tearn said they won't be with three goals in the final game. son. Regional Scoring Champion and got that goal right back." thinking about the past, they will Filomena Aprile and co-captain "Every single game we played, League Scoring Champion hon- "Everything past the Ontario be concentrating on the future. Adriana Cataldo recorded one goal people expected so much from us. ours. Championships is a bonus," said "If we keep playing the way we each for the Hawks. The amount of coaches and athletic Ongaro said Centennial's first Ongaro. "This is our second time at are, we will do great," said Read. "When they first scored that directors who spoke to me said we goal was totally unexpected, but Nationals and many of the veterans "With our meditation and visuali- goal, there were a lot of nerves," wouldn't have a problem at the when Humber got their first goal, are going back. We want to make zation, all of our hope and dreams said Cataldo. "We kept our compo- Provincial's." everyone knew the trophy belonged sure we continue the same level of will come true." Champs

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A GOAL SCORERS '"I think the team will match-up EMBRACE - The Hawks' well and I think we have a very good (clockwise from left) Mike shot at doing it," White said. Rodriguez-Pena and "Everybody is at their highest peak Mehmed Mehmedoglu and the team is getting better as the season goes on. It will be interesting mug Rohan "Diego" to see how each province takes each Watson following his goal other on." in the finals of the OCAA Sanchez, who is coaching in his championships against the fifth Nationals, has already tasted national dominance. St. Clair Saints. The "It's not a big deal, I think we Hawks thumped the Saints shouldn't worry much about the 7-0 and are now off to opposition, we should just worry Langara College in about playing our game well," Sanchez said. Vancouver, BC to take part The Hawks competed in the in the National Nationals in Vancouver two years Championships which take ago. Jesse Calabro was a part of that place Nov. 6 to Nov. 12. squad. "I'm looking for a lot of winning and a gold medal with a nice National ring," said two-time OCAA leading scorer. The Hawks will begin play at the Nationals next Wednesday. 24 November 2, 2000 Sports Et Cetera

Hawks falter on big stage

by Luc Hebert The undersized Hawks had dif- Michigan State, Louisville, and ficulty containing the Yeomen's Purdue. When Humber's men's bas- big-men who rebounded well and The Hawks came out of the ketball team wins, it wins made easy buckets inside through- gate quickly and built an early lead big. But when it loses, it loses out the course of the game. thanks to some outstanding shoot- bigger. Humber failed to capitalize ing, hitting their first five three- A Hawk team that has domi- after York's starting centre fouled point shots. It wasn't long, nated opponents, oiitscoring out early in the second half. They though, before the much more them by nearly 20 points a managed to cut the lead to five experienced Express team made game, has lost its last two con- points, but York's reserves were adjustments and took over. tests by a combined total of over too much to handle. York's rookie Only five minutes into the 40 points. centre came off the bench to hit game, GT began to control the In a Sunday afternoon game some key shots and make some tempo of the game. They shut at the Air Canada Centre, the big stops to spark the Yeomen on a down Humber's offense and began Hawks were preyed upon by the large game-ending run that would to score a lot of fast-break points. undefeated York University give York an easy victory. "We learned that if our point Yeomen. York made it 2-0 on "He's probably our only fresh- guard goes to the rim there has to their first possession of the ball man this year," said York Head be a safety," said Humber's Chris game, and the Yeomen never Coach Tom Oliveri. "That was Bennett. looked back as Humber's shoot- critical for us." Every time a Humber point ing woes continued. Katz says his players will not guard would slash to the hoop, an "The rims were stiff out hang their heads after the week- Express player would break to the there, and a lot of the guys were end's losses. other end, taking advantage of an complaining about the bounce "We've been playing two very empty Humber backcourt. of the ball," said Humber player good teams," he said. "It's just GT displayed a true under- of the game Fitzroy Woolery. another part of the season. I was standing of the game of basketball "But we had to come out psy- hoping we would play better, but that is seldom seen by college ched and expect York to be as we'll come back Wednesday and teams. Their experience was their good as they are." play well." biggest asset. "They beat us to the ball," Humber's first loss of the sea- "We had a game plan, and we said Humber Head Coach Mike son came against an outstanding followed it," said Express Head Katz. "You've got to give them GT Express team who ran a Coach Dik Zabunyan. credit." Thursday night clinic, beating the Before the game, Zabunyan After this game, the Yeomen Hawks 96-67. drew a list of objectives for his could change their nickname to The game was not on the team. the "Red Devils" because they Hawk's schedule and was a sur- "We wanted to keep them picked up nearly all the trash on prise to many. GT is a travelling under 60, but we didn't," said the floor. York hustled to beat team that is mostly composed of Zabunyan. "We were good defen- Humber players to loose balls former professional and NCAA sively and we rebounded well."

with great consistency. Division 1 players. The team plays Katz was not disappointed Or, the York squad could games across North America with the loss. always change their team name against the likes of OCAA schools "We played well early, but to the "Fantastiks," because they George Brovm, and Humber, to once they started to play well, we just cleaned the glass. major NCAA programs like were done," said Katz.

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LUC HEBERT Sports Et Cetera November 2, 2000 25 The curse of the Maple Laughs Humber Hawks Let me count the ways I hate the ey, courtesy of the Leafs. Toronto Maple Leafs... Granted, the Buds had a very As a wee lad watching Hockey good season last year and should Night in Canada from my prairie have another winning campaign Athletes of the home in Winnipeg, I was force fed a this season (a Jim Dandy of a streak diet of horrendous Maple Leaf when you look at their "storied" his- teams-week in week out, year in tory). But a trip through the pages year out. of the NHL official record book con- "Papa," I asked my father as he firms how brutal this franchise has Week balanced me on one knee, a Molson been over the years. Consider the Canadian on the other, "why must following: we watch such a crappy team all the • They've finished above .500 five time? Why can't we watch the times in the last 20 years; Edmonton Oilers? The New York • They last won a Stanley Cup two Islanders? Our hometown Jets?" years before man walked on the "Son," answered my grisly faced, moon; infinitely knowledgeable hockey • The last time a Maple Leaf won a mentor, "because Toronto is the scoring championship. Hitler was centre of the universe." trying to take over Europe (Gord

Even at ^uch a young age, I was Drillon, 1938); able to detect his biting sarcasm. • The last time a Leaf was named He continued, one eye on league MVP was 46 years ago. Ian Green Coach's Corner, the other on his (Keep in mind that up until flesh and blood. 1966, only six teams played in the Sports Columnist "Torontonians are sort of like NHL. The law of averages should Americans. They think everyone have ensured the Leafs more hard- Louis? Hell, they got slapped by else is infatuated with what they do. ware over the last half century). Ottawa in both meetings this year. They can't imagine that the rest of Even more astounding than the Face reality, Toronto won't win Canada might want to see another Leafs exercise in futility is the Lord Stanley's grail this year. They team - a good team - play," he said. dream world their fans live in. I won't win it next year. They may For the better part of the third hear intelligent looking, seemingly not win it this century. Allison Read Mike Silva I look forward to the day when I period, I turned this over in my sane Maple Leaf fans predicting Read guided the Hawks women's Silva helped the Hawks men's head, watching the likes of Walt (with a straight face) "This is the can sit on my retired butt, brew on soccer team to Provincial gold soccer team capture the gold Poddubny, Dan Daoust and Jerome year we win the cup." one knee, grandchild on the other. this past weekend in London. medal and a berth in the Dupont make a mockery of the Give your collective heads a I'll be able to pass down one of She had a total offive goals in National Championships at the game. shake. life's adages to the little one; "There three playoff games, three of Provincial Championships this Eventually, my curious young Your best player is David are three constants in life-death, in the against past weekend. mind got the better of me. Bowie's stunt double. taxes, and a crappy Maple Leafs them coming finals the Centennial Colts. Read was Silva was named to the tourna- "Papa, is it just me, or do the You don't ice one of the league's team." Leafs always suck?" top 20 defencemen. (A quick note to all Leaf fans named to the tournament all-star ment's all-star team, didn't allow "My my, you're a sharp little fel- Your goalie (yes, the overrated preparing to send me hate mail. I'm team and was a very integral a goal in two games, and he, low," replied my father. "Indeed, Cujo) has never won anything. aware the Jets left Winnipeg. I part of the Hawks championship along, with Vito Capone were the Leafs do always suck." I'm willing to concede that this came to grips vnth that fact years team. Good luck ladies at the named the region's top Man, was he right. year's squad is probably the best ago. And here's one more stat for Nationals coming up on Monday. goaltending tandem. As I grew older, I watched more I've seen in my 27 years. But better you - the Jets have an all-time win- than 20 years of terribly bad hock- than Colorado? New Jersey? St. ning record against the Buds).

Hawks V-ball team wins big OCAA Varsity byJeffNeal game were middle Michelle do is a great step for the girls. We Richmond and power Krista played really well. I was pleased The Humber women's volley- Schaff, who sat out due to injuries with it," Hood said. ball team swept Mohawk College in but could be back for the start of Their last exhibition game is Scoreboard their second last exhibition game the season. tonight against the Niagara last week. "I've been in to see Glen Knights before the Humber Cup Even though the Hawks b«at [Parsons], the head therapist the tournament this weekend. Are the the Mountaineers 25-17, 25-19, last couple of days and they want to Hawks going to be ready for their Men's Soccer — 2000/01 Final Standings and 25-23, Coach Dave Hood said make sure [the shoulder] is rested. opening game? TEAM GP W L T PTS the game shouldn't have been that I'd like to play in this weekend's "Individually everyone's getting close. tournament. Hopefully 111 be hack better. As a team we have lots to Humber "We showed our inexperience for the season opener on Nov. 8," work on, but we'll train hard," and let them get momentum runs Schaff said. Edgar said. of three or four points at a time. Will injuries be a problem for One of the things we try to do is the Hawks? Not according to coach focus on the other team only get- Hood who said that, with exhibi- ting, at the maximum, two points tion matches, he has the chance to on us at a time, and we figure we'll give ailing players the rest they score more points than that," Hood need. said. "I don't want to play players Hip*"'. Stepping up for Humber was that I could give a little extra rest B '^Pl* i. !! Laura Solski who replaced the to, they could be in a little better absent Niio Perkins and was shape. It's a fact that the more we named player of the game for her rest them right now, the better

: efforts. they'll be down the stretch," Hood "I'm not usually a setter. New said. people played the right side The Hawks are going through a because our right side player is learning experience right now. injured right now. It was a good With injuries and players having to experience. We made the game adapt to new positions, the team is fiin, we dominated, and won three turning an adverse situation into a straight," Solski said. "I was really positive experience, Hood said. surprised to get player of the "They had another change to game." work through, but they worked "We were only seven deep, with well together. We've been stressing one on the bench. Laura set for us, communication since the begin- and she set amazing, and ended up ning of the season and it went fair- being player of the game. I don't ly well," Assistant Coach Caroline Jhrr NcAL think we had a better game this Fletcher said. SMASH— An opposing season," Co-captain Jennifer To be able to come out and Edgar said. beat Mohawk using people who are player goesfor the kill. Other players, absent fix)m the doing things they don't normally 26 November 2, 2000 Sports Et Cetera Vikings slain by Hawks

by Patrick Campbell stingy defense of Erica Fowler and Kelly Slater helped keep the The Humber Hawks women's Vikings to only 19 points in the sec- basketball team started the reg- ond half ular season off with a bang last Game MVP Beth Latendresse Wednesday night, trouncing the St. with 20 points, and Elaine Lawrence Vikings 93-44. Morrison with 15, led the Hawks' The Hawks came out firing with offense, while Lindsay Higgs and a 7-0 run to start the first half, and Lizeth Mendoza chipped in with 14 slowly pulled away from the points each. The Hawks missed Vikings with three pointers from only seven foul shots, going 18 of Natalie Wood and Elaine 25 from the line. Morrison. "We need to work on our The Vikings sloppy defence sent defense for next game," said Humber to the foul line five times Morrison. "Every game is a step in the first 10 minutes of "the half, towards the end. This game let us giving Humber five easy points. see that we definitely have some The Vikings tried to keep up work to do." with the Hawks' run and gun style, "We're a first year team for the but fell behind 27-11 with 9:10 left Ontario College Athletic in the half Led by second year, and Association (OCAA), and I thought star forward Beth Latendresse's 14 we played not bad for two girls only points, the Hawks went on a 12-0 joining the team last week," said St. stretch to end the half with a 25 Lawrence Head Coach Mike point lead. Flaherty. "Unfortunately it was our "We we're really tired. Our first game, and we're facing one of MICHAEL STAMOU offense was great. We got points the top teams in Ontario." A PACK OF YOUNG ICE DOGS- Members of the out of it," said starting point Humber Head Coach Denise guard OHL's Mississauga Ice Dogs were at Humber Elaine Morrison. Perrier agrees. College's An early 13-0 run gave the "It wasn't a prett>' game. We North Campus bookstore on Hallowe'en Hawks a 37-point lead early in the don't have our legs back from the day to sign autographs and build up a strong college weekend," Perrier said. "We were second half fan base, starting with Humber students. The dribbling skills of Wood very tired, and still one step Patrick Jarrett, and Morrison allowed the Hawks behind. We got this one under our Top row: Marketing Director to push the ball up the court and belt*. It's the beginning of the sea- IN OR OUT- A Hawk Shannon Crummond, and Mike Mole. Bottom Row: set up fast break baskets, while the son, and one down." player watches the hoop. Chad Wiseman, Brett Angel, and Jason Spezza. Nm-^ijMiH Kids learn violence from parents Off the top, I want it to be known ing fans and probably me if I had that I have never had the pleas- looked at her the wrong way. ure of lacing up a pair of skates and What was coming from this hitting the ice to play Canada's woman's mouth would have made PAPERS TYPED favorite game. Eminem blush. However, some of my fondest Eventually the refs sorted out Neat appearance, correct spelling, memories as a kid had to do with the penalties and sent one more the Toronto Maple Leafs and of player from the visiting team to the grammar, punctuation etc. course, Hockey Night in Canada. box to serve a minor penalty.

I also had many friends who The home fans seemed to have it M .50/^2.00 pp. played minor hockey that I could out for the kid who was penalized Graphics, tables extra. watch from the stands and still get and sent a mix of applause and my fix of one of the best sports on smart-ass remarks his way. Christine 252-7127 earth. He loved it and raised his arms So although I feel that I was in a "keep it coming" sort of way deprived as a child because my par- and that's just what the fans did. Classified cost is *10 per issue, 20 word minimum. ents never enrolled me in the sport, I guess the parents of this kid Each additional word is 15

But I think to this day, it had to father who thought he would try to I know that all this has gone on do with the fear my parents had of take the two on. in minor hockey for years, but I

becoming "hockey parents" and Finally, cooler heads prevailed have seen it escalate too far. Visit us that I would become some violent, and the game was started once It is obvious that what these blood-thirsty youngster. more. adults say (or scream) rubs off on And after watching a minor So I sat back and just took in the their kids and they should think

hockey game a few weeks ago, I atmosphere and watched some of about that for a second. online at: think ma and pa Thom were right. the larger players take their strides That theory was proven at the In this particular game I walked on the ice. end of this game that the visiting into, there were just over six min- These larger players outweighed team won. utes left and there were sticks and some of their opponents by at least Instead of teammates celebrat- gloves on the ice and the refs were fifty pounds and they made sure ing among themselves they turned etcetera. trying to calm the benches down they got who they wanted. to the home side's fans and pro- and explain the penalties. There was slashing, cross-check- ceeded to bow, wave and give them

As I took a seat close enough to ing, tripping and some hits that if the one finger salute. the home bench so I could hear they connected, could have come I asked one of the more sane

what was going on, I realized exact- under the heading of attempted fans, the age of the kids. I was both humberc. ly what was happening. murder. startled and shocked what he told There had just been a fight Now, I love hockey. me. between a few members from either I love the huge hits and I love the No player on the ice was older squad and those players were fist-a-cuffs between heavyweights than 13. kicked out for the game. on opposing teams. So, as we continually try to find on.ca The mother of one of the ejected But when those two aspects of things to blame for the high rate of kids was behind her son's bench the game are fueled by parents violence among youths, I have to screaming at the top of her lungs at screaming "hit him" in a way that if think to myself, do we really have to the refs, the other team, the oppos- you switched the word hit with kill, look that far? November 2, 2000 27 BIZZARTIP Say What? What's your sign ? "1994"

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