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A flop- A hater is usually someone who HATER: ill being to refer doesn’t Sick SICK: around going aren’t kids Now POS: pwned typo, a not is this No, PWNED: who someone to refers Anoob NOOB: A lipdub may not be as common LIPDUB: Now if a fail is a fail in life, then EPIC FAIL: be can It life. in fail a is Afail FAIL: person a when is Aphotobomb PHOTOBOMB: event planned a when is Aflop FLOP: MEANING WORDS SLANG KIDS - The SOURCE 17 The SOURCE / August 2012 SPORTS SPORTS SUPPLIES TEACHERS WRITING We are keeping the rules simple because simple rules the keeping are We 1. You must be a kid, 2. no You must kidding give us your first name, 3. You must include a a valid email get to pick winners, period. 4. We 5. It’s that simple. We will pick winner(s) and we will ceive a prize just for helping us out. See and fun having is—already it simple how getting prizes! enter: be. 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& Win! Our Family Farm since 1974 since Farm Family Our The SOURCE 19 The SOURCE / August 2012 Cynthia’s She has published a book a published has She along with along Meditations Prairie Contact Cynthia Studio 970-985-4377 Cell 970-985-0812 www.cynthiaduff.com [email protected] , and “Outdoor Life” “Outdoor and Magazine, Magic series. PBS called Moon-Beem. Trisha poet public, many in seen be can works corporate, and private collections the world. around . Submitted photos should be high resolution. Art Legends of the I feel God has guided has God feel I work has an unique Buoyant Summons Call to Local Artists Artist - Cynthia Duff For many years as a downtown business, we have had the of pleasure The Source, this local publication, feels the secret of our success is com- is success our of secret the feels publication, local this Source, The form printable a in artwork multi-media or photo painting, a have you If to work your of photo a e-mailing by us to work your submit may You People comment on the chemis- Cynthia feels privileged to have to privileged feels Cynthia enjoying Art on the Corner. We see that a number of people regularly take regularly people of number a that see We Corner. the on Art enjoying Seeing art. of works these appreciate and stop to day their of out moment a made granted for take sometimes we that something in pleasure take folks us want to further our support of the art community by displaying more of their work. So, please work help their us share get can the we word that out so and us encourage to entry those an submit to talent artistic with our magazine. with the community through munity involvement, something we strive for in many ways. One of those those of One ways. many in for strive we something involvement, munity competing by exposure for opportunity an artists local providing is ways annual an do also issue.We monthly our for painting or photo a supply to that needs a cover! book project our to amenable are you if and community, our represents think you that hear to like would we magazine, Source The in or on artwork your using you. from If we select your work, you will be given in credit the edition, 10,000 copies printed and distributed. which will have approximately us at [email protected] ney of its own,” she explained. “My explained. she own,” its of ney inner self must be allowed to flow amazed often am I and create, and results. the at me in every brush stroke and deci- and stroke brush every in me sion I have made.” try of color and the rhythm of the shapes. Her interpretation interpretation with an ethereal feel. been recognized by Cranes, Cranes, Artist Magazine, Watercolor - I am I a Life a Life Cynthia found some of “In “In 2006, my greatest works of “Whether it be on my - motorcy “I start my work with this raw, Moonshell Arts and Humanities was honored Council. In time, she being of award prestigious the with inducted into the Moonshell Arts and Humanities Council Hall of Fame. art, my children Christopher and own their discover to went Jessica, for time was It world.” the in [way] - cre her to herself devote to Cynthia ative arts. Returning to Colorado and setting up a studio in Grand Junction, the most inspiring locations in the world. golfing boating, skiing, hiking, cle, min- every inspired am I diving, or ute by the sun’s light and how its below. subjects on lands glow inspired by God’s spirit and how wonderful each curve and shape, in dances its to own music,” way, she said. magnificent inspiration. I visual- ize it; I become one with it. I use line and shape subject, color, music, to help me orchestrate my art on Once metal. or wood canvas, paper, jour a follows it started, has art the She became became Cynthia is atercolor Magic, Legends of of Legends Magic, atercolor She “Art in the Park,” the in “Art She was co-founder Grand Island is known is Island Grand Her efforts provided the provided efforts Her She became involved in the lpture Contemporary paintings and scu involved in downtown development and helped to establish the is today the Grand Island City logo. started clubs, art exhibitors; 100 over to grew which today. continues event the and became became involved with the nature conservatory called “Crane Meadows”. worldwide for the migration of the Sand Hill Cranes. still known as the “Crane Lady,” because of all of her paintings of the cranes. of “Fonner Grand Visions Art Competition” and Prairie Winds Center. Art community with ongoing exhibits of member artists, featured artist competi- photo and painting shows, both for classes and activities tions, adults and children. Halo’s BondHalo’s paint- Pieces from Woodworkers Show outdoors. outdoors. “I at GJ Center of the Artsduring August “Art reveals the light of the soul.” the light “Art reveals - - Magazine, Artist Magazine, W Magazine, Artist Magazine, have works Her Television. Life” “Outdoor and Cranes the private and corporate in reside and awards many won collections. Cynthia Duff orchestrates her paintings in acrylic and orchestrates her paintings Cynthia Duff an emotional The vibrant colors create mixed media. enjoys a wide variety as work progresses She attachment and with both a contemporary of subjects designed feeling. expressionistic Junction, studio in Grand in her be seen painting She can and wildlife painting vistas the road side or along Colorado Nebrask in been published has She west. of the At her first art festival, art first her At In 1983, As a child, Cynthia always had Cynthia Cynthia grew up in Denver, created created what lance artist and - started as a free children. children. She culture culture for her wanted a rich nity. Cynthia nity. the commu- or her effect on or her effect sion for the arts the for sion Cynthia’s Cynthia’s pas had no idea of Grand Island start a family. start a family. business and over a family NE NE to take to Grand Island Grand to Cynthia moved Cynthia and commer living.” to be an artist, way to make a I I realized my passion in life was my was art cial with her father. “It was at that time that at was “It father. her with she won an award while showing competition. by Cynthia, and it won a citywide teacher submitted a poster created created poster a submitted teacher coloring. coloring. In high school, her art children his had and scapes a box of crayons, drawing and “My father enjoyed painting land- painting enjoyed father “My of life. the relationships ate the beauty of nature,” she said. she nature,” of beauty the ate and nature for passion her inspired learned at a young - age to appreci ing alongside him.” Her parents always exploring the arts, playing music, painting, and family was surrounded with the the majestic Rocky Mountains. Her Mountains. Rocky majestic the galleries, museums, concerts and which provided a rich culture with culture rich a provided which 20 The SOURCE / August 2012 The SOURCE ment pulsed through my body, body, my through pulsed ment first saw the peak. A rush of excite- I later, weeks few a Breckenridge motion. in was plan the and along myself invited I Peak, Quandary of ridge west the up going was friends of altitudes. After hearing that at a groupmiles ten hike could I then ley, val- the in miles five run could I if that, was logic lopsided My ranks. those join couldn’t I why reason no saw I eyes. his in sparkle a and body his in exhaustion above timberline, high horizon, the posed against stands adventurer lone a years—where for photos summit 14er. I had been gazing jealously at a climb to wanted I that decided I 14-er First...Colorado My (thanks, Jeff -HaltomCity, TX) group. the with concerts early his in design Ankh an with makeup wore briefly Vincent Fox. The was Carr and Cat, The is Criss Child, is The Spaceman, Stanley is The Star ter. Simmons is The Demon, Frehley (thanks, Josh-Framingham,MA) Rolling Stone and The Village Voice. in ads with Frehley Ace and Criss Peter found They Lester. Wicked together, band first their of bers firedmem- groupthey the after all 2 incheslongerthanaverage. 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Freddie and He 41. of age at died cancer 1982, in drums on Criss had who friends the back holding route, unmarked an on behind lag to be it would embarrassing How them. with hang to shape enough good in were I if climbers, wondered I and experienced all were group our in others The breath. of short already was I firewood, ing ous exposure. Awesome! feet climbing, along with some seri- hands-and- actual involve would our route would not be marked and a class 3. My friends explained that the entire route. 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After instead course golf a on were we though as green, plush of shade direction. every in slopes rock dappled and snowfields cottony by awed was I ridge, west the to connected that By the time we started up the basin of the alpine wonderland into view. me. Each step we took brought more calmed again by was the beauty I around Lake, Blue along pines the from emerged we and as But, puffing. huffing was I mile, quarter a only After sun. of evidence was prayer hisway—andours. safety silent a sent I mountain; the headlamp high a up lone climber’s frozen PowerBar. Icouldmakeout my pack yet again and gnawed on a coffee around the fire, I inventoried While the rest of the group enjoyed September wind I’d loved yesterday. of frost and ice. Gone was the warm like atrue Coloradoan. tent. Suddenly, I had never felt more my of window the outside grazing sheep mountain were There iety. of a nearby waterfall eased my anx- myself as hard as I could. The sound before I turned in, I vowed to push Checking my pack for the last time graciously allowed me to tag along? less. and prove that Criss was out not home- things sort to year that show appeared together on the Donahue They destitute. was Criss that ed magazine believed him and report- Star The 1991, In Criss. Peter was been telling people for years that he had Dickinson Christopher named Trowbridge, England) “Rock and Tom(thanks, - Nite.” All Roll And Thunder” Of “God Up,” It “Lick are used songs Kiss concert. Kiss a is Australia, in set level, One Underground. Hawk Kiss in make-up. entirely show a played fans. their appreciation for their Japanese both English and Japanese, to show in printed were album Hell Than War II. 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These moments also capture a slice of time for future generations that will someday all of those at the same time. These stories are history and we want to help you share and preserve the mo- Sometimes throat. our in lump a or eye, our to tear a face, our to smile a brings that something remember silly.plain humorous,wrenching,just be heart or can stories These etc. combat, of YouWeidea. the get all day first service, ofmilitary day first driving, time first your car, disappointment, first first your your kiss, The tundra was flawless, a bright We began the ascent as soon there Next morning, I awoke to a world A homeless man in Santa Monica Tonygame the in appeared Kiss once Pilots Temple Stone The Hotter 1974 their for lyrics The the survived mother Simmons’ began manufacturing 2001, In the named was Kiss 1977, In as Israel in born was Simmons tour Circus Psycho 1998 Their Most music critics hated the band. My first is our invitation to you to send us your stories of your first. It can be your first love, your first your love, first your be can It first. your of stories your us send to you to invitation our is first My Introducing...My First [email protected] for my summit photo, I suddenly suddenly I photo, posing summit my was for I time the By lived. standards. 14-er by even challenge, unique a completed just had I that knowing them, joined finally I all when smiles was I summit. the from us at gawking obviously were route) class-1 the taken who’d (those top on already climbers of grouplarge mentally uncrossed my fingers. The and helmet climbing my off took I the summit was clearly in view that mean certain death. It was not until a place where one false step would was the first time in my life I was it in but disturbed, as quite wasn’t I it took coaxing to get her to carry on. named Lindsey was visibly shaking; woman young a pitch, steep larly me. below emptiness the into ridge the off rock a sent feet my of one time every past move to had mind that my fact nagging a summer, over the Quandary on died had ers climb- two that reading recalled I quit. and around turn we that ing suggest- now was along us urging mountain that had seemingly been jagged sections of class-3 rock. The as the route transformed into steep, feet, the mood of the climb changed 14,000 approximately At though. already planningmynextclimb. was I climbing, of feet thousand go to school to realize that what we’ve doneisgood.” what that realize to school to go that they don’t have to sit there and can appreciate what you are doing, instruments play don’t that there out people that so Denominator, Common Lowest the – LCD the to down it bring really it, simplify to have really you else, anything or music from statement of kind make any to that realized “I 1978: in in 2002. makeup Spaceman the in Frehley eye. right his around star the for tling mask of the same before finally set - actual an wearing began then He Lone Ranger mask on the makeup. a resembled that eyes his around 51 yearsold. 2007 of a brain hemorrhage. He was the city. to key a with presented was dedicated Kiss Boulevard and Kiss later was street The parade. a with tour the ended and days several for Cadalac to came Kiss games. wear Kiss make-up during football to rumored even were and rooms ed playing Kiss albums in the locker Vikings of Cadalac, Michigan start was groupie. wife Lois later find out that Peter’s We movies. kids Christmas corny those of takeoff a is which Santa,” Saves “KISS missing about upset he’s how mentions continuously Griffin Guy.Peter Family cartoon at hisfuneral. played was song, Kiss favorite his Gin,” “Cold respectively. guitarist Frehley were his favorite band and and Kiss Ace as 2004, December in murder his following Kasket Kiss a in buried was Darrell Dimebag Again, my euphoria was short short was euphoria my Again, particu- one finished we After My euphoria could ’t last forever, Simmons told the Trouser Press TrouserPress the told Simmons Ace replaced Thayer Tommy Paul Stanley originally wore paint 5, April on died John St. Mark Cadalac the ‘70s late the In They had a cameo on the popular t s i r a t i u g a r e t n a P r e m r o F www.songfacts.com ee lunch! - Jam grounds. 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It always brings a smile summit that day is one of my favor the on me of photo The trip. next rearview mirror, I was planning my home, the ride in fading Peak Quandary with the On mountains. 14-er. who never wanted to climb another tourist sunburned dusty,limping, a into transformed been I’d later, feet 2,500 roughly trail, main the reached finally I time the By boot. hiking K-Mart cheap a of out ing stick- foot bruised and scratched a ease myself down a mountain with gest afternoons in memory trying to ahead of me, I spent one of the lon- farther and farther got friends my As seam. the along half in ripped literally boot hiking left my until vate itmuch. aggra didn’t that rhythm a found I so, or feet hundred first the after but, knee, injured an nursing still was I one. steep a quick albeit a descent, for make would which mountain, the down face south the take to Weagreed in. all rolled the traditional high-country storms before mountain the of off get to anxious was I and gone, was had I’d energy extra of drop last Every pale. and dizzy lethargic, became Additionally, SurrealAura But it’s hard to stay mad at the the at mad stay to hard it’s But uneventful was descent The Schedule - - The SOURCE 21 The SOURCE / August 2012 - - He has

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Germany and the 200th Anniversary of the Bavarian Beer Gardens. worked both the New York Theatreand of theatre productions. theatre of last year, he worked in many of castles, includingthe the famous Ashford Castle. with a “Lordship of Glenco” and was television a and Year the of Man Buffalo with network Fox the with personality he Today, “The Glenn Arnette Show.” work his and FL, Beach Flagler in lives international the through read been can Web site at worldtravelbyglenn.com. He is also seen in many weekly news papers and magazines throughout the time, one At Canada. and States United social and CO Vail of resident a was he Daily. editor of the Vail have that eerie, frightened chill in our spine as the movie begins. That is now inscribed in our memory from the Aurora Century 16 massacre. I walked the premises of the area that taken had deed dirty the after evening place. It was so lonely and sad to see what my children and I witnessed, I felt violated, empty. this theater—and my community, and is where my children could’ve been. God bless those who are injured, and may God keep close those who left us eight theaters dark those in night that and nine.” Aurora. several meanings, but my personal favorite is “the ancient Roman goddess of the dawn.” Our town of Aurora, like the goddess of the we, And herself. renew will dawn, as a community of families, will rise and shine again. - As of today, today, of As It’s all about the BEER GARDENS! It’s Next time, I - a Beer Garden? It Garden? Beer a is permissible as long as you buy a beer from the establishment. after an Imagine noon not costing a fortune, andyou still have a good time! The G e r m a n BG e a e r r d e n sgathering places a r e for all to relaxand have great For conversation. 200 years it has been a German tradition! will be talking about some Gardens of Beer the we experienced t h r o u g hweek while t h e inespe- Germany, Munich. in cially Munich is proud to have close to gardens, beer 200 a m o n g t hthe e largest m , beer garden in world. the What used to excite to used What gunshot gunshot wounds he - sus attack. the during tained America and the world can and must decrease the violence for our own salvation and future. One young man took it upon himself to destroy an American entire city in an instant. But what he did not know is that are Aurora of citizens the resilient and optimistic. As optimistic. and resilient we will we stand together, The perpetrator of this evil act does act evil this of perpetrator The Baby Hugo Beer Garden Augustiner Keller Dating back to 1812, this beer The community speaks: “ garden garden is the old- est one in Munich. In former times, people came here to see the famous “beer bull” - bring its from beer up ing cool storage in the cellar. Although the bull isgone, the beer gar long den looks exactly then. back did it as Fresh Augustiner beer is served. always actions. his above rise with charged been has accused the 24 counts of first-degree murder, two counts for each person he killed and counts 116 of attempt- as ed well murder, as one count of possessing an explosive device In crime. violent a of count one and criminal 142 faces suspect the total, charges. us is now in will the always past. We not deserve to have his name spoken. The 12 lives lost that evening were not his to take. What was once an innocent place to let go of reality and Movies” “The of magic the into escape violated. been has - Born - , a sure sure a Batman, Nothing like a good German BEER & Pretzel! The Youngest Victim Youngest The Veronica Moser-Sullivan Veronica For a beer to qualify for the top To off the quality of brewed The Century Aurora 16 Cineplex, 16 Aurora Century The as joyously, the Yet, universe A new life is given the Munich, Bavaria, mil- Germany7 over serve They Oktoberfest. festival, the during beer of liters lion sau- chickens, baked pretzels, with sages, and hundreds of delicious will alone music the delights—and have you dancing on the tables. com beer the Oktoberfest, Munich limits city the within be must panies of Munich and must have a - mini mum of 13.5 % Master Spice. If the beer passes the criteria, it is desig- nated as Oktoberfest Beer! beers all over Germany, where you willGardens Beer wonderful find you can enjoy family, friends and fam- the bringing about How food. food to ily and your own prepared event event of July 20th. My All quaint America city’s collective soul was transformed. permanently altered, Lives have been forced to change by a lone gunman’s selfish and senseless acts. literally right down the from road me, was turned into utter chaos, death and destruction. Practically everyone in Aurora goes to that theater and the adjacent mall. The happy anticipation of seeing the of installment latest summer blockbuster film, turned menace and mayhem and fright. Jackson Hugo baby it, have would world. our into came Medley right here in Aurora, on July 24 at at 7:11am the University of Colorado Hospital. to us to cherish, love and nurture. 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