Volume 74 APRIL 18, 1941 Number 22 ^^S" M PROFESSIONAL CARDS
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THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC PUBLISHED WEEKLY - FOUNDED 1867 Volume 74 APRIL 18, 1941 Number 22 ^^S" m PROFESSIONAL CARDS .««S5^ft*S!ffi^v SOUTH BEND X-RAY LABORATORY 825 SHERLAND BUILDING L. E. FISHER, M. J. THORNTON. M. D. M. D. TELEPHONE 3-4269 ROSE DENTAL GROUP LEONARD A. ROSE, D.D.S. CYRIL F. ROSE, D.D.S. PETER J. ROSE, D.D.S. 623-629 SHERLAND BLDG. SOUTH BEND DR. LANDIS H. WIRT ORTHODONTIST ^ 314 J. M. S. BUILDING TELEPHONE 4-360 PHONE RESIDENCE 3-2805 4-1544 DR. ARTHUR C. EVERLY FOOT AILMENTS X-RAY EXAMINATION HOURS BY 609 J. M. S. BLDG. In the front line of APPOINTMENT SOUTH BEND, IND. DR. HARRY BOYD-SNEE National Defense EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT Many of you are preparing to lake your PHONE 3-1395 J. M. S. BUILDING places in the nation's service. No matter- where that place may be, you'll find the DR. O. J. GRUNDY telephone industry right there with you. REGISTERED PODIATRIST For communication is the life-line of FOOT AILMENTS armed defense and of defense preparations. At Western Electric we're making equip 434 ASSOCIATES BLDG. PHONE 3-2574 ment for use now which normally would not be required by the Bell System for sev-" . DR. H. R. FRASER eral years. We're rushing orders to equip f- new military posts—to provide increased REGISTERED PODIATRIST SHERLAND BUILDING telephone facilities for expanding defense PHONE 4-8989 SOUTH BEND, INDIANA industries. In this time of need, as in calmer days. OFFICE 4-5661 RESIDENCE 3-4080 Western Electric's long experience and manufacturing facilities are demonstrating DR. R. F. LUCAS their worth to the nation. DENTISTRY—X-RAYS 702 J. M. S. BLDG. SOUTH BEND, IND. DRS. PROBST AND SiNGLER Western Electric DENTISTS S03 SHERLAND BUILDING . /> hack of \()ur Hell Iclcnhom' scnii^c PHONE 3.1254 SOUTH BEND. INDIAN THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC Them Wimmen A boy and a girl found themselves in COLLEGE PARADE an Eastern railroad station, according to the Annapolis Log. They were hungry RAYMOND J. KELLY and it was ten minutes until the train pulled out. So they commandeered the The Gay '90's Log Rolling services of a newsboy and sent him for refreshments. The urchin failed to re The other, day, Hilda moved the Probably the result of an editor's turn, however, and they were left with a dresser in the process of spring-cleaning nightmare after an evening watching bundle of- newspapers which they had the bit of Sorin that we call home. "Strawberry Blonde," the Westminster retained as security. The boy was willing Down fell a several months old copy of Holead published a "Gay '90's" issue. to let the matter drop and get on the the Annapolis Log which had been The make-up was of an ancient style; train. Not so the girl. She conducted a wedged behind the dresser, the only fur the photographs came from out of some car-to-car campaign, unloaded everyone niture in my room not owned by the one's almost forgotten past; even the of her sport finals and realized a clear school. Before throwing it out I glanced paper was yellowed. The news, stories profit of $2.40 on the deal. She goes to through it and discovered several photo were written in the quaint language of Sarah Lawrence and will make someone graphs of a familiar looking midship those happy days when Lillian Russell, a good wife. man. He was one of the 80 or so mem scorching like fury down Fifth Avenue bers of U.D. High's class of 1937. on her gold-plated bicycle, tied up traf Now, would be a time to begin to fic for blocks and put the horse-cars back wax nostalgic if I only knew how. What ten minutes on their schedule. One story From "Daily Cardinal" (Wise.) an opportunity to wipe a pathetic tear told of the rules that have just been in out of the comer of my eye, and look "All over the land professors and stituted regarding association of gentle back on the boys who have been scat other old women are talking about the men 'students with members of the oppo tered by the heavy hand of time and present generation of the young as soft site sex. "Coeds may receive callers in changed. Especially, changed. Back in and lazy, mediocre and fat. Maybe the the parlors of Ladies hall one evening those happy days when Bundles for young are soft. It is also true that all of the week, excepting the Sabbath, and Britain was pointless alliteration, Vem generations of the young have in their that evening is designated by the fac Witkowski was an editor and a football times been described as degenerate by ulty. Men are expected to ring the door manager; the Parade ran a subversive the elders about them. In the history of bell and await the approach of the house newspaper; and Ed Roney was a fresh the world there has not been a genera mistress. She will escort him into the man. Oh happy, high-school days! tion in which the" old were prepared to reception room and take his calling card • admit that the young were as strong as to the woman he wishes to see. In 15 they themselves had been. It is the eter minutes the lady will come downstairs nal excuse for stiff joints in the pres and the gentleman may visit with her Crowd Noises ence of the supple. It is the ancient van until 9:00. In the faculty dining hall . "Sit down. Richards. You make the room look ity • of memory over manpower. The "At the end of a stated period, the ac shabby." ... On the Oliver Mez . young certainly have their faults. They cumulated calling cards are returned to "She's a polished conversationalist. may not be as smart, brave, energetic, their owners and may be re-used." Everything she says casts a reflection on strong as their elders who want to be someone" defended by them would have them be." Westminster ueber Alles In the same "Gay '90's" issue of the Holead, the results of a stirring contest were announced. The school had spon sored a competition in an endeavor to get a song that would improve Westmin ster's repertoire and help stimulate the cheering section, especially in the great annual contest with Grove City College each November. Though the judges gave it third place, the Parade felt that spe cial recognition was due a stirring piece dashed oflF by "Bumpy" McHomswoggle. It is sung to the tune of "Ta-ra-ra boom de ay." This great team from G.C.C. Plays football with fist and knee; "Muckers" eight and students three. Form this team from G.C.C. Manager and captain, sure Boast themselves as' "amachoor." FuUback coaches. Right guard he Takes work in orthography. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC NEW DEAL IN NEWS By Frhpairick & Maguire By GEORGE MILES' SoRiN HALL, APRIL 14—Dr. Walter N. Not long ago, we found out what becomes of the left-overs from the cafeteria Hartung, Jr., famous physicist and world kitchen. One night we discovered one of the women in white packing away some renown lecturer, in a post-Easter check choice lamb bones to carry home. She was very careful, depositing each bone in a up of his Sorin hall laboratory, discov separate piece of waxed paper, and caching them behind the grid until she had built ered that two molecules and three atoms up a neat mound. Only one thing perturbed her: a colleague of hers refused to ex were missing from the shelves. A more change some roast-beef leavings. But as the other attendant had it "First come, first thorough checkup later revealed that the served." laboratory was also missing. * When the young and beautiful comic-strip aviatrix disappeared beneath the waves OKMULGEE, OKLA., APRIL 14—C. J. of the Caribbean recently, the hearts of many University members were pierced. In Farrell. noted gadabout and philanthro fact, we were informed that a group of students who live on the third floor of Walsh pist, who gave away his last dime as a hall began to solicit contributions in order to buy a floral decoration. However, an tip to a pullman porter when he arrived other group of alert Walshites raised an objection. To them the final word was miss here today, said he has given away a ing: news of the dashing lady's demise had not been published in the Religious great deal of money in his four years at Bulletiji. Notre Dame. "As a matter of fact," he said, "every time I eat in the cafeteria or buy a book at the bookstore I donate One of our most faithful informers ran up to us the other day and blustered out a great deal of money to somebody." a report whose essence he considered an affront to himself and to every student of the University. It seems that there is furniture display in one of the South Bend stores which features two entwined pennants above a fire-place. The pennants, of course, are those of the University and that place which is near. Our friend suspects OFF THE COAST OF SICILY, APRIL 1.5— something sinister; we firmly believe that the association was coincidental. (Special from Frederic B. Slurp, Sleepy, Eye, Minn., correspondent of the London Times). Joe Glumpf, the sandwich man, has been doing a tremendous cash busi We Avill, and we feel confident, many, many more souls will be much happier and ness all this past week selling hamburgs much pleasanter when "After the Ball Is Over" is over.