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(who had been featured in an Rumors were floating around episode of Girls Gone Wild and that the Mongrel Gun Slingers had trouble pronouncing her had crossed the border and were vowels) to an abortion he drove now themselves in Cuernavaca. her to a Methodist Church, It was said that they had walked her up to the pulpit, massacred a patrol of Border made her say her prayers and Control Officers and a number of then pushed her down a flight of cartel members in Ciudad Juarez. stairs. That was a week ago, and The Mongrel Gun Slingers were 4 the Darkness in the heart of tragedy in all the ‘Penultimate’ Light. They were the arm of Apocalypses throughout the justice, ruled by one law: the ages, and no ancient scribes had prayers that cried out for dared to write about them in vengeance loosed the Mongrel public scrolls; however, I had Gun Slingers into this world. I come across a manuscript while didn’t think much of the rumors screwing a Jewish American but Georgia couldn’t stop talking Princes (who was attending the about the Mongrel Gun Slingers. Kennedy School of Government) He had some deep, disgusting in the basement stacks of Widner desire to go out with a bang and Library. get tag-teamed by them and, A copy of a pamphlet titled, “A well, Georgia was getting closer Short and Unauthorized Account to his dream. of the Burning of the Alexandrian I shook my dick, zipped up my Library” by a Bonetavio Puccini fly and walked back into the had been rattled out the shelves cantina to order another Havana and fell between my pelvic thrust tres aῆos rum when I saw the and this Jewish American Mongrel Gun Slingers for the first Princes’ ass. It was four pages in time. I didn’t know exactly who length and contained a drawing, they were, but I felt an eerie which depicted the initials MGS crawl down my spine as I stood carved into a fallen pillar next to next to a large women sitting next the smoldering rubble of the to a large man at the bar. No one Library of Alexandria. had ever lived to tell what the Supposedly a Sumerian had Mongrel Gun Slingers looked like cursed Alexander the Great’s for certain, but a few who lied general, Ptolemy I Soter, for dying on gurneys whispered that killing his family and stealing his the Mongrel Gun Slingers were secret cuneiform tablets, so the hermaphrodites, that they were Mongrel Gun Slingers crawled the Fifth and Sixth Horsemen left out of a Wormhole and sacked out of the Ultimate Apocalypse the Library of Alexandria. When and forced to be the hand of I mentioned the pamphlet to a 5 Jesuit at Weston Theological and I had grown quite irritable Seminary he dismissed it as a with the fraudulent and myth, a hoax, a sort of bogie-man hypocritical unemployment story told to peasants by the statistic that were spun by the Church to keep those who were United States. You see the marked for slavery illiterate and United States does not count submissive. But the Mongrel everyone who is out of work; Gun Slingers were no myth. rather, it only considers those They were real Chupacabras and who are eligible for I was standing right next to them. unemployment. There are more people out of work than there are The Mongrel Gun Slingers were those who are qualified to the devils of the Shakin’ Quakers. register for unemployment and I They were the corporeal image of intended to kill someone worth Animal Magnetism. The Ouija killing, but the Mongrels would Board would not even speak with beat me to the blade. Jeffrey them and when they made their Skilling, Enron’s x-CEO, had presence known they were the defrauded the State of California only ones left standing. Now and ripped off thousands of what did that mean for me? Was retirement funds from this my last drink, my last few hardworking Americans, and he minutes of life? Not only did the had just been released on early Mongrels kill, but they engaged parole from prison. He and his in the oldest and most feared wife, Rebecca Carter, were form of warfare: they fucked their vacationing in Cuernavaca and I victims. Was I about to end up a was going to kill him. raped carcass, left mutilated, and soaked in the love juice of the I paid the barmaid and walked Hermaphroditic Fifth and Sixth over to Georgia, placed his drink Horseman, who were too vicious, down in front of him and sat with brutal and obscure to be my back towards the Mongrel mentioned in literature? Gun Slingers. I had been unemployed before “Georgia, you see those two being unemployed was popular, biggies sitting at the bar?” 6 “Honey, I had my eye on them said eyeing the Mongrels, since they walked in while you sucking on his straw. This were tugging your pud in the overweight transvestite was alley.” flirting with the Mongrel Gun Slingers. “Well, I’m not certain, but I suspect they’re the Mongrel Gun “Are fucking out of your mind? Slingers.” Have you gone mad? Precatory! What the fuck are you talking “Really,” Georgia said, leaning about? We have to get out of forward, seductively whispering here.” I took a big swig, my heart and sipping his rum through a pounding so hard I could have straw, “I sure hope so.” been impaled on a stalk of sugar “We better get out of here.” cane. Georgia had studied Patristics and Byzantine History “No, honey, we’re not going at Gregorian University in Rome, anywhere.” and he received a perverted “We’re sure as hell not going education from the priests. Now anywhere if we stay here any this Transvestite Princess was longer,” I said with a quivering, thinking about getting throated hushed tone. and crowned by these two ‘mythical’ lunatics. But as I “Baby, don’t worry, Georgia’s mentioned before, the Mongrel here to protect you.” Gun Slingers were no myth. They were sitting right behind “What the fuck are talking you me drinking Havana rum. about you dozy queer. They’re going to kill everyone in the “Honey, didn’t you study the place.” book of Psalms in Seminary?” “Now, now Jimmy, don’t “What? Yeah, I fucking did, and exaggerate. If you’ve never hurt I know what a goddamn anyone so badly that he nor she Precatory Psalm is. It’s when pleaded to God in Precatory some jilted fuck cries out, asking Prayer you’ll be fine,” Georgia God to torture, maim and kill 7 some vicious bastard who has it be halted by the boot of the ‘male’ coming. But I don’t give a shit. I Mongrel, who heeled me right in want to get the hell out of here, the back of the head. “Excuse now.” me, but this is God’s business not yours,” he said with a voice that “Isn’t that Jeffrey Skilling and his resounded like a bolt of lightning wife, Rebecca Carter?” Georgia thrown from the hand of Zeus.