Dec. 3, 1981 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI·SAINT LOUIS Issue 412 Parking fee expenditures to be studied The Student Assembly has income has averaged 52600, formed a committee to study according to the resolution. The parking fees, parking regulations resolution said that recent park­ and lighting facilities. The com­ ing expenditures are the result mittee was formed in response of the administration's of mis­ to recent university parking ex­ placed priorities. penditures that some members "It seems that rather than of the Assembly have termed have a definite project in mind, unjustified. At Sunday's Student they're looking for ways to Assembly meeting, Student As­ spend it," Swift said. IT'S AN HONOR: UMSL soccer coach Don Dallas [far left] receives the fourth place trophy In the NCAA sociation President Larry Wines Wines was critical of the Division II national men's soccer tournament from an NCAA representative. The UMSL players from left specifically noted the building of administration's reference to the to right are graduating seniors Tim Murphy, Pat McVey and Mike Bess [photo by Bill Lyons]. the J.C. Penney 'Building walk­ "Master Plan" when referring way and the purchase of a house to parking plans. He said that he on Natural Bridge Road as has spoken with Vice Chancellor expenditures that should be not- of Administrative Services John hantom penman causes rift ed by students, _ P. Perry many times about park­ The Assembly also passed a ing expenditures and that Perry the office by Wines, it contained of the Assembly. He said that he Lacey Burnette resolution condemning the con­ has justified the purchase of the the signature of Tony Colandro, was removed as an authorized struction of the Penney walkway house and the building of the a Student Assembly representa­ signature so that he could be "as befitting few individuals at walkway by saying that they A conflict between members tive and president of the Politi­ removed from the assembly. the expense of the overwhelming were part of the Master Plan. of a student organization has led cal Science Academy. Wines said that O'Driscoll was majority of university community But Wines added that when he to discord among some members Previously, Wines, Broerman, replaced on the authorized sig­ members." asked Perry about reparations to in the Student Assembly. and Tony O'Driscoll were the nature list because there is some the Marillac Parking lots he was doubt about whether he is The resolution, submitted by Virginia W. Bowie, special authorized signatures. The told that the administration had adequately representing ASUM. Roland Lettner and Earl Swift, projects senior clerk in the change replaced O'Driscoll with to wait until the Master Plan "The official decision is that we said that the walkway is intend­ Office of Student Life, said that Colandro. was completed. felt that, based on different ed for use of extension activities early last week Student Associa­ "I did not sign it and I asked "It seems they can pick and ' actions by O'Driscoll and his participants while extension tion President Larry Wines and that my name be removed," choose the projects they want to expressed viewpoints, he was parking has resulted in less Student Assembly representative Colandro said. do," Wines said. not representing the views of income than full-time student Matt Broerman obtained a form Wines said that he does not The members of the commit­ ASUM," Wines said. Wines and faculty/staff parking. Stu­ from the office to change the know how Colandro's signature tee to study parking are: Earl L add~d that he and Broerman dent and faculty/staff parking authorized signatures for the got on the form. Swift, Roland Lettner, Lary made the decision to remove income has averaged about Associated Students of the Uni­ O'Driscoll, who serves in the Wines, Terry Bruce, and Jim O'Driscoll. 5450,000 a year for the past five versity of Missouri (ASUM). Student Assembly as the ASUM See "Conflict," page 6 years while extension parking When the form was returned to representative, is the chairman See "Assembly," page 2 Pro-ERA group formed Danforth to speak at graduation Senator John C. Danforth National Historical Society's flea will speak at the UMSL winter market, the Arts and Education to seek UMSL support commencement exercises Dec. Council's Camelot Auction and 20. The exercises will be held in the St. Louis Symphony Orches­ Barb DePalma cards is to inform the legisla­ tors that they should vote for the Mark Twain Building at tra's Gypsy Caravan. A pro-ERA group has been ERA and that their vote has 3pm. About 600 students will be Eric Newman has published organized at UMSL to bring some consequences on the graduated during the exercises. books on numismatics and is ERA issues to campus and passage of the amendment. Also at the ceremonies, Eric curator of the new Mercantile get students and faculty in­ P. Newman and his wife Evelyn Money Museum. He serves on volved in the passage of the The pro-ERA forces have a Edison Newman will be awarded the boards of the Missouri amendment. membership ranging from honorary doctor of humane let­ Historical Society, the Commun­ two to eight members and ters degrees. The Newmans ity School, the Jefferson Nation­ The group has held only consists of UMSL students, have made many philanthropic al Expansion Museum, and the one meeting, but has set up a faculty and staff. The forces contributions in the St. Louis Mark Twain Summer Institute. table in the lobby of the also have two male members. area. The Newmans have also con­ University Center several Fletcher said that studies Danforth was elected to the tributed a Human Mechanics times to allow people to sign have shown that a female U.S. Senate in 1976. In the and Rehabilitation Laboratory to petitions. the group has also with a four-year college de­ Senate, Danforth serves on the the Massachusetts Institute of set up petition drives at the gree makes less than a male Finance, Commerce and Govern­ Technology (MIT). He was grad­ weekend movies, evening Senator John C. Danforth with an eighth grade educa­ mental Affairs Committees. He uated from MIT in 1931. Koffee Klatch and the Anne tion and that, in 1979, fe­ is Chairman of the Subcommit­ Baxter performance. males earned 59 cents to tee on International Trade, the "The group was formed every one dollar made by a Subcommittee on Surface Trans­ because we wanted to see male. portation and the Subcommittee ERA passed," said Nancy "This is what made me the on Federal Spending Practices. inside Fletcher, UMSL team leader. most eager to start a group at Danforth has also served as "The purpose of the group at UMSL," she said. "The re­ the Missouri Attorney General UMSL is to get people in­ sponse has been overwhelm­ and as Chairman of the Missouri Showtime Law Enforcement Council. He volved in things that are ingly positive. We did not The UMSL showglrls and pep happening across the nation has received the Distinguished expect UMSL to be that band provide entertainment at concerning ERA." positive. All we need to do is Service Award of the St. Louis all UMSL horne men's basketball Along with petition drives, organize. I think the positive Jaycees (1969), and was a recip­ games ...... page 7 the pro-ERA forces at UMSL response is why many people ient of the Missouri Jaycees -Outstaiiillng Yoiuig Man Award', are involved in a message are getting involved at such a brigade. The brigade consists late date. (1968). He was graduated from Applause! of ERA supporters who send "We are not trying to Princeton University in 1958 two dollars to Washington, change people's minds. We with a Bachelor of Arts degree, Applause! D.C. to be put on a mailing are just trying to get people and he recieved a Bachelor of list. These supporters are who are for ERA to show it," Divinity Degree from r ale Divin- , Reporter Shawn Foppe gives an then asked to send postcards she added. ity School and A Bachelor of account of his personal Interview to legislators to seven target­ The ERA has a deadline of Laws degree from Yale Law with actress Anne Baxter, star of ed states that have not yet June 30, 1982 to pass in three . Schooi, bOth'1n 1963. .. Applause. " ...... page 10 Evelyn Newman has contri­ approved the amendment. states before it can be ratified editorials ...... , .. . .4-5 as an amendment to the U.S. buted fundraising ideas to local The states are: Florida, Geor­ features/arts ...... 7-12 gia, lllinois, Missouri, North Constitution. Through peti­ cultural and educational organi­ A pair of fours tion drives and the messager zations. She is president of the classifieds ...... 8 Carolina, Oklahoma and Vir­ Both the UMSL men and women ginia. brigade, the pro-ERA forces Nursery Foundation, St. Louis" around UMSL ...... 1 3 hope to persuade legislators first inter-racial nursery school. kickers finished fourth in recent The purpose of the post- to pass the amendment. She has organized many fund­ national tournarnents ..... page 14 sports ...... 14-19 raising projects including the ...... page 2 CURRENT Dec. 3, 1981 newsbriefs Auction to be held Monday

An auction will be held next Monday in the University Center Lounge to benefit the women's basketball scholarship program. The auction will begin at 11am. Henry C. McKenna, the athletic equipment supervisor, will serve as auctioneer. Several area merchants have donated goods or services to be auctioned off. Some of the items to be auctioned include: weekends for two at local hotels, dinners for two at area restaurants, gift certificates for products, jewelry, and sports equipment. The retail value of the goods ranges from $6-$100. Mayor to speak at seminar

St. Louis Mayor Vincent C. Schoemehl will speak at a "Brown Bag" seminar at UMSL Downtown, Monday, Dec. 7, from COFFEE BREAK: A student takes time from classes to visit the recently-renovated "Underground" 12-1 2:50pm. The topic of his talk will be "Dateline St. Louis: which opened last week [photo by Sharon Kubatzky). Current Topics Concerning St. Louis." The seminar, which is !t".ee and open to the public, will be on the second floor of the !aclht~ located at 522 Olive. The series is sponsored by the Mlssoun Cooperative Extension Service. .6Underground' opens • • • at last "Brown Bag" seminars are scheduled every Monday through have been done instead of the Thursday, from 12:00 to 12:50. Topics sched~led. ~ec. 8-10 Sharon Kubatzky ity," she said. full-scale remodeling. include job interviewing, industrial robots, and city hvmg. From "If anything, the area is too Robbie Gibbons, a senior, is Dec. 14-17, the "Brown Bag" series will feature public It's finally here. That long­ attractive," McClure said. also unhappy about the amount transportation, last-minute holiday gifts t? make, holiday treats awaited, much-talked-about ad­ "We're having some problems of money spent. "They don't from the kitchen, and a program on returnmg to school. dition to the campus: the "Un­ with seating. People are tending to come and stay." The overflow have enough money to keep our For information on any upcoming "Brown Bag" seminars, call derground." Response to the new cafeteria has been highly of students is being directed to library open, but they've got 621-2130. enough to open this place," favorable, according to Charlotte space rooms in the J .C. Penney Gibbons said. H. McClure, University Center building. McClure hopes that To these complaints, McClure acting director. the reopening of the snack bar replied, "The money was re­ Primm. to present book "Things have gone as smooth­ as a lounge, snack, and study ly as they could have gone," area will alleviate the problem stricted for use in the Univer­ of over-crowding. sity Center, so it couldn't have UMSL professor of history J. Neal Primm will present copies of McClure stated. "In general the response has been good." been used for the library. For ·his recently published history, "Lion of the Valley: St. Louis to Some Underground customers about ten years we have put Louis Mayor Vincent C. Schoemehl and four past mayors at "It's a very comfortable at­ are not as enthusiastic about the virtually no money into the ceremonies to be held Wednesday, Dec. 9 at 3:30pm at the First mosphere, " freshman Art Ba­ new dining area. facility. It would have been diffi­ Street Forum, 717 N. First Street. mert said. "It's a nice place to " With the present financial cult to do a limited remodeling Former Mayors Cervantes, Poellter, Conway and Kaufmann are eat and study. Good food, tool" cuts, to spend this kind of job and see any improvements." expected to attend. Freshman Michelle Hill said money on this is totally frivol­ "The use the area has gotten The book is the first complete historical study of St. Louis since she thinks the environment is ous," Mary Peterson, a senior, so far indicates to me that 1883. It covers the time from 1763, when the city was an early much nicer. "The names, like commented. She said she felt people were looking for some­ trading post, to the present. The book places emphasis on the 'Passport,' add some personal- minor improvements should thing like this," McClure added. economic and social developments of the city as well as the factors that led to Chicago's rise over St. Louis as the premier city of the midwest. Shuttle bus committee formed Friendly Visitor Program Deborah Suchart Arnold B. Grobman and Vice­ After the committee votes on Chancellor for Administrative its recommendation, the Assem­ A committee has been or­ Services John P. Perry. "There bly will vote on it. " The Student to be offered in winter ganized by UMSL's Student was a move to buy three orbit Association could then apply to Assembly to study the possibility buses from Bi-State, but it the reserve fund to purchase a of obtaining a Marillac shuttle didn't go through," Wines said. bus," Wines said. The Friendly Visitor Program, one of the options in Psychology bus. The committee is consider­ 295, Field Placement, will be offered during the Winter 1982 ing three alternatives. "The shuttle bus would bring Members of the Marillac Shut­ semester at UMSL. The frrst idea under considera­ Marillac students closer to the tle Bus Committee are: Tony The program, which began in June of 1978, involves students tion is to use, on a rotating activities here," Wines said. Colandro, Barb Willis, Dave in volunteer work with clients throughout the county who range in· basis, the five carpool vans "It is a hassle for them to come Durham, Kate Kane and Chuck age from 65 to 85. Students visit two clients a week. currently used at the university. over here now." Gerding. Friendly Visitors is especially suited for students interested in The second possibility is to careers in mental health, gerontology or social services. The buy a bus with parking monies course r~9uires an avera8e of six hours per week per student and and maintain it with parking Assembly------includes client visits and supervision meetings. Students will fees. from page 1 rnittee members are: Jim Kina­ receive three credits for their participation in the programs. The third alternative is to Kinamore. _ . - . - . . . . - . . more, Bob Whittman, Terry obtain the support of a corpora­ In other action . Sunday, the For more infQrmation contact Robert Calsyn, chairman of the Bruce, Earl Swift, and Jim tion who would paint the outside Assembly formed a committee to Weis. psychology department, or Keith Shaw, . coordinator of the of the bus and use it as ' study the financial situation of Friendly Visitor Program, at 553-5391 before Jan. 10. advertising. The inside of the the university and a committee The Assembly also appointed Permission is required to enroll in the course. bus also could be used for to study a possible shuttle bus Lisa Bronson social committee advertising by local companies. between the Marillac and the <:hairperson and set Assembly Student Association President main campus. The fiscal commit­ meeting dates for next semester. Chemistry receives gift Larry Wines has been working tee will study and make recom­ The Assembly meeting dates on the issue for over a year. mendations for more efficient are: Jan. 17, Feb. 7, Feb. 28, Wines has met with Chancellor university operation. The com- March 21, April 4, and April 25. A $1,425 gift from the Ralston-purina Co. to UMSL's Chemistry department has been used in the purchase of a microcomputer for its physical chemistry lab. The Commodore 8032 computer will allow students to learn. about data collection and computer techniques. The gift was FREE Tuition made possible by A. Douglas Bender, vice president and director of corporate research and development at Ralston-Purina. "We are most appreciative to Ralston-Purina for their support to UMSL Students and sincerely hope that this is just a first step in the development ~ of much closer ties between the St. Louis chemical industry and r; the UMSL Chemistry Department," James P. Riehl, assistant professor of chemistry, said. I'll pay your next SEMESTER'S TumON or $500! Faculty responds to survey All you have to do is introduce me to a qualified on collective bargaining home buyer, who will purchase a home from me In a recent survey, 78 percent of the responding faculty members said that they were interested in hearing from representatives of collective bargaining groups. About 450 faculty aDd at the closing "', members' received the survey and o( 183 respondents, 143 were : interested in hearing representatives. I'll give YOU a check for $500!f! A future Faculty Council meeting will be devoted to discussing collective bargaining. The meeting will be open to all faculty Free Information and HandoutS are available by calling me, 'members. Jim Volner at (314) 631-2391. Dec. 3, 1981 CURRENT page 3 Faculty discusses higher education funding

Barb DePalma and was one of the co-sponsors "The loss in federal revenue said Goode. "Is Missouri going increase, he said, is if the of the bill creating UMSL. could be seen before this time," to try to squeeze by in a tight money received went into the An open faculty meeting was He said that ' the present said Goode. "Governor Bond budget situation or is it going to general revenue of the state so it held Nov. 19 in the J.C. Penney budget situation in Missouri is walked in and saw what was face the problem and be willing .could be appropriated. The Auditorium to discuss the state's bad. The state operated at a there. He had to make some to support a tax increase? Mis­ money would also need to get into the general revenue without role in the funding of higher $200 million deficit in the 1981 drastic cuts." souri needs to increase its rev­ education. fiscal year. Missouri will experience a enue base. " being earmarked, according to meager balance and cash flow Muller. State Representative Wayne Goode gave three possible State Senator AI Muller also problems throughout the next spoke on Missouri's budgeting Goode (D) spoke on the present reasons why Missouri had a fiscal year," he said. "It isn't "There are limits on how we condition of the budget in Mis­ deficit: - (1) the universal tax crisis and how it affects the UM can raise taxes," said Muller. going to be any better than what system and UMSL. Muller souri and how it is affecting the cuts made by the Missouri we are in right now." "In this day and age, I don't UM system and UMSL. Goode legislature, (2) a loss in federal served four terms in the Mis­ think it would be possible to get Goode suggested that one of souri House of Representatives. has been a member of the house revenue and (3) poor economic the only viable alternatives Mis­ people to vote on a tax of Representatives since 1962 conditions in the state. In 1977 he was elected to the increase. " souri faces is to impose a tax Missouri Senate and serves on increase. A six percent increase the senate tax committee which would be needed to meet the is looking for new forms of "People only feel cuts when it Fee increase defeated vast needs of the state. Without revenue in Missouri. affects them personally," Goode an increase, Goode suggested UMSL students turned on the results of the election said. "The general public. that Missouri will be in a severe down a $7 student activity fee at the Student Assembly Muller suggested that Mis­ doesn't really see the cuts in the situation that could last up to increase in a non-binding meeting last Sunday. "I feel souri needs to develop new university. It is going to take five more years. referendum election last that the students have given sources of revenue. The only more than just a half-hearted "A decision has to be made," week. Of the 626 students us a mandate to deal with the way Missouri should try a tax effort," he added. who voted in the elec­ administration," Wines said. tion, 351 voted against the UMSL Chancellor Arnold proposal. 184 voted for an B. Grobman said that the activity fee increase that cal­ outcome of the vote will not Exiled professor files grievance led for the money to be spent effect his decision to request on academic proposals, and an increase. "I can under­ Jeff Kuchno the university has taken," Fallon that his teaching status for the 91 students voted for an stand why the students don't said. "I am an employee who ' fall semester would be reevalu­ increase in monies allocated want to see an increase in the has given 10 years to develop­ ated on the basis of his perform­ to activities. fee, but we can't let things UMSL physical educ;ttion pro­ ing an academically-oriented de­ ance during the summer. Fallon Student Association presi­ deteriorate any further, " fessor Dennis J . Fallon, who was partment of physical education. was originally scheduled to teach dent larry Wines commented Grobman said. assigned no teaching duties I'm very proud of the depart­ two classes during the summer prior to the 1981 fall semester, ment and the quality of our session. has filed a grievance against the students. " university. On Aug. 19, Fallon was in­ Fallon filed his grievance Nov. Fallon, who came to UMSL in formed that he had been official­ 6. one day after being informed 1971 and became the first chair­ ly assigned to no duties for the L.~.[). TlJTl]R~ftl lftB that the university had turned person of the physical education fall semester because he had not down his request to be reinstat­ department in 1979, was inform­ improved his professional be­ ed to the physical education ~d last May of the School of havior, according to Franzen. ~EE[)S TlJTl]RS fl]R staff. His request for $2,600 in Education's decision not to give salary lost due to the reduction him teaching duties for both the Fallon has received full salary of one summer course this past summer and fall semester. this semester ($26,250 annually), W~~TER ~~a~ year was also refused. plus benefits, despite perform­ On Nov. 13, exactly one week In a May 21 letter addressed ing no university duties. In the after the grievance was filed, to Fallon. Franzen stated, "Your past few months, he has served (ftll ftLft[)Et1~L ~REftS) Fallon received a letter from general unprofessional behavior as a substitute teacher in the William L. Franzen, dean of the includes such as personal intimi­ Riverview School District in­ ~~fDRf:1f1T ~D~ fI~[) flPPl~LflT Ulr.iS School of Education, informing dation of and threats to col­ structing English and Journalism him that he had been reinstated leagues, attempts to personally classes. flUfl~lflBlE ~~: C.fI.[). DffH~E to the faculty and could resume discredit faculty on a personal "I decided to use this time to teaching duties iie~ semester. and professional basis through reacquaint myself with elemen­ RDDf:1 5Q? TDWER Franzen made no referenc€ ttl derogatory statements made tary and secondary education," the remaining parts of the atG!!t their performance, and Fallon said. "It's been a real grievance. inappropriate ccntacts with stu­ education." DR Cflll dents that go well beyond !~e Fallon is awaiting a decision "I can't believe the position l,' . professional relationship of on .. !~ ~evance. teacher and student." UMSL ChaiiC~!!!lr Arnold B. Fallon has denied all of these Grobman refused to comITi~i;! tlJl allegations. the case, saying that it was Later in the letter, Franzen strictly a matter of personnel· indicated that Fallon was re­ and would be handled according assigned to teach one course to university grievance proce­ during the summer sc~~jon and dures. 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Members of the Student goes. It is this questionable mate complaint. It's just too struction company that an may be to the student popula­ Assembly want to teach uni­ walkway that has the Student bad it waited so long before error was made and to forget tion. versity officials a lesson. The Assembly upset. Assembly finally taking action. This about the contract. Yes. speak against the pro­ Assembly is upset about the members are not content to matter was reported in the The consensus of the As­ ject and demand to know why planned walkway st:heduled let the administration have Current months ago and sembly is that not building this project took precedence for construction from #2 park­ the last word. that's when the motion the walkway would help teach over other needed improve­ ing garage to the J.c. Penney should have been submitted. the administration to be more ments. suc'h as upgrading Building. So. in a motion submitted careful ,in the future when and resurfacing the open and passed at the Assembly Now. not only do Assembly spending money. That's a parking lots. But don't be It does seem a bit peculiar meeting held last Sunday. members want to condemn pretty expensive lesson! foolish enough to think that that the university would members are calling for the the administration for its To voice a strong opposi­ bringing the project to a half decide to build a walkway Association's officers to careless spending of funds. tion to this construction pro­ would serve to solve any­ leading from this garage to "contact the university's ad­ but they want the administra­ ject is one thing. 'but to say thing this far down the line. the Penney building when ministration condemning this tion to nix the whole project. "call it off" at this point Just make sure that if relatively few students would situation as a manifestation of Nevermind that calling the serves no purpose. The students. the majority of the benefit from such a construc­ said administration's mis­ whole project off would still $205.000 would still be spent campus population, are going lion. But according to the placed priorities in regard to cost us $205.000 whether the and in the end only the to continue to pay fees for the university's so-called "Mas­ the expenditure of parking walkway is built or not. students would lose. We privilege of parking on cam­ ter Plan." our campus needs monies. Apparently the administration might as well take the walk­ pus. that these monies are such a walkway and so it The Assembly has a legiti- is expected to te!l the con- way no matter how useless it better directed in the future. Assembly review f\ fE.R~T ... F1NALL~ of committee BE. AU.T'" formation needed Recruiting students to sit Flyers could easily have been on various ad-hoc committees posted inside the Education formed by the Assembly of Office Building. Since these the Student Association has students will benefit the most always been a problem. May­ by such a service they would be the problem lies in the also be likely candidates for fact that students outside the such a committee. Assembly are not made aware of these different com­ Recruiting committee mem­ mittees. bers outside of the Assembly also helps to bring in dif­ Two committees. a Parking ferent ideas and ~tfengthen Committee and a Shuttle the (;~iiimittees. It would also Committee. were rec~~tly lessen the burden of having formed. bl.!t ~rudents were members sit on numerous :lGl ii6tified that these com­ committees because there mittees were even being isn't an)'one else to do it. formed. The only way for the Involving non-members in average student to know a part of the Assembly could about these committees only help. to create more of an would have been to attend Interest in Student Govern­ the Assembly meeting held ment. Anything is worth a Sunday. try. This ~~ a practice that has There is nothing wrong be<:n followed too many years Letters to the Editor are by too many administrations. with Assembly members sit­ eneoaraged from students, facal· It is a practice that should be ting on these various commit­ ty and staff, and the UMSL ~ Ietters . eliminated. tees, but when they do so community. only to provide another Letters should be sent tOl ------...;;..----:------Why weren't students who "warm body" so a committee Letter to the EdItor, 1. Blue attend classes on the Marillac will have five members rather Metal BalIdIng, or dropped off F h d I campus notified of the forma­ than four, something else at the information Desk In the or t e recor ... a n a po ogy tion of a Shuttle Committee? must be done. Unlvenlty Center.

Dear EdItor: Student Association Assembly not the Assembly Association. C.U RRENT UNlVEIlSrI'Y OF MISSOum·SAINT LOUIS President Wines has informed Also since this semester has me that I will be removed from started the Executive Committee the Student Association Assem­ has met to my knowledge 3 The Current is published weekly on Thursdays Edltor ...•...... _...... _.. _•.•••..... Cheryl Keathley bly if I don't write a retraction of times at Pizza Inn & once at at: Copy Editor_ ...... Jean Wessel ' my letter last week. It seems to Prohibitions End. Therefore the University of Missouri-St. Louis News Edltor __ ... _...... Lacey Burnette me that Mr. Wines doesn't score is Restaurants 3, Bars one, Current Assistant News Edltor .... _...... _.. Barb DePalma believe in freedom of speech. Meeting rooms zero. An obvious 1 Blue Metal Office Bldg. Features/Arts ••••••••••••••• ~ ••••••••• Debble Suchan Well that's neither here nor exaggeration on Dl:Y part for 8001 Natural Bridge Road Assistant Arts Edltor ...... _... _Shawn Foppe there. which I publicly apologize for. st. Louis, MO 63121 Sports Edi~or._ ...•..••. _....•.•.•. _Jim Schnurbusch Here's your retraction, Larry. Did I do ok Larry? Can ~ still P.hone, 553-5174 I Assistant Sports Editor••••••.•••••••• ROOD Tipton After pouring over my letter be in the Assembly now? Gee n Advertising rates are available upon request by Sports Columnist ...... Jeff Kuchno last week I found a few things hope so. contacting the Business Office at 553-5175. Around UMSL Edltor...... _Susan Kell that shouldn't have been prin­ Sincerely, Space reservations for advertisement must be Photography Dlrector.....•.•.•...••.••.. Wiley Price ted. First, my middle initial is J. Anthony J. O'Driscal received by 3pm on the Friday prior to the date Assistant Photo Dlrector .. _.' .....Sharon Kubatzky not T. and I am chairman of the Student Association Assembly of publication. Production Chief...... _...... Jeff Kuchno Production Asslstants •...... _...... Lena Niewald The Current, financed in part by student ,Jeff Lamb activity fees. is not an official publication of the Marjorie Bauer Complains of 'side issues' University of Missouri. The university is not Typesetters ...... Marty Klug responsible for the Current's contents and Elaine Kobb policies. Business Manager...... Yates Sanders Dear EdItor: of himself in the same public Ad Sales ...... Tom Straughan forum. Perhaps Mr. Lamb is Editorials expressed in the paper reflect the Ad Constructionist ...... Shirley Wight Current production assistant bucking for an editorship on the opinions of the editorial staff. Articles labeled Graphic Artists ...... _...... Mike Smith Jeff Lamb should read more paper with his meagre platitudes "Commentary" are the opinion of the indivi­ David Hornung carefully the Letters to the about the Current's •• genero- dual writer. Editor he chooses to comment on before he again makes a fool .;ee "leHers," page 5 Dec. 3, 1981 CURRENT page 5 Letters from page 4 . vant. It made no point beyond at-worst goading second letter of on Harkins' either. Directly con­ my original correction of her Harkins' and then by printing trary to the methodology of the sity" in forsaking any editorial argument that UMSL does not the letter of the 46 goaded Moral Majority, I , encourage a discretion about its letters page. need or want entertainment, but students. variety of good opinions about she pretended it did. This riled the real issues, something the The fact remains: Patricia the 46 students into lambasting "Should the university pay for Current apparently doesn't look Harkins' second letter should her in the next issue. If anyone entertainment, using student for in choosing the letters it not have been printed, not abused the forum of the letters money which could be spent prints. Excuuuuuse me, Mr. because it too was wrong (it page, it was the Current: first by elsewhere?" is not the debate Lamb, if I am wrong for wanting was) but because it was irrele- printing the at·best redundant, we' ve been reading in this that. semester's run of the Current. We've been reading side issues WNL, by the way, will recent­ about Harkins' view that UMSL ly finish this semester's series • doesn't want entertainment on with another remarkable perfor­ EARN $1,000 AND campus, and even she tacitly mance by J . B. Hutto. Consider­ Parking funds admitted that she was wrong. ing how little the students will The exchange has not been spend on the show, I think it is **** TRAVEL FREE **** "thought-provoking" as Jeff money very well spent indeed. I further Do you want to make more' An unbelievable offer! Be our Lamb suggests, but irritating, as have yet to hear a good opinion Daytona Beach rep. Promote money this school year? Are you he demonstr,ates with his letter. to the contrary. willing to spend 1-2 hours per our low cost tour on campus The discussion on WNL explained with the help of our easy-to-use 1 day for 12 weeks? Would you should not end with my two-bits Sincerely, like to go to Daytona Beach dur­ promotion' kit, and join your but it should not be predicated Kenn Thomas ing spring break FREE? If you friends and classmates on a Day­ [EdItor's note: This letter was answered yes to all 3 of these tona Beach adventure with forwarded to the Current for questions, become our campus plenty of expense money in pubUcatfon after being sent to rep. your pocket. HYPNOSIS Ms. Terry Bruce Nov. S.] Oet What You Want Out Of Life!! Dear Ms. Bruce: '-all or write today for more information. 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Conflict from page 1 O'Driscoll had accused the As­ active participant in the organi­ Planned Parenthood "An organizational represen­ sembly of being ineffective in a zation because of disagreements of St. Louis tative is not only responsible for Nov. 19 letter to the Current. over the operations of the organ­ For contraceptive counseling and his actions but also is empower­ Wines has said that what ization. services .. .pregnancy tests ... VD tests. ed to act for the organization," occurred in ASUM is a totally "This was an internal struggle Wines said. separate issue. "It didn't involve within ASUM and it is unfortun­ Clinic Locations: Wines said that it would not the Assembly," ",ines said. ate that the Student Assembly 4409 West Pine ...... " ...... " . .. 533·7460 be ne. essary to remove someone Statewide, ASUM is a student was dragged in," Wines said. 3115 South Grand ...... _ 865·1850 as an authorized signature in lobbying group working for stu­ Wines added that O'Driscoll's 493 Rue St. Francois ...... 921·4445 order to remove them as an dent issues in Jefferson City. name will be placed back on the organizational representative. Currently, UMC is the only authorized signature list. Have questions? Call 647·2188 for birth control information He said that a representative can be recalled by a vote of the organization. He also said that an Assembly Chairman could be replaced by a vote of the Student Assembly. O'Driscoll said that in a Stu­ dent Assembly executive com­ AYEAR OUTOF ...... mittee meeting held last Satur­ day at Pizza Inn he was told by Wines that unless he wrote a ANDA 51 RAUSS IS MAKING letter to the Current retracting what he wrote in a previous letter, Wines would have him IN THE ARMY. removed as a representative. ',.m being assigned to a " got into Rare reaDy just 0Un00Ic: helicopter unit in Germany to see what it was all about. fur me, it ·.Biy·... u'i as a test pilot and maintenance officer , . all couldn't have worIced out better:' and I'm proud that I1l be the first Army RarCgot Anda Strauss woman to have that assignment over c:JI to a good stan. Maybe it can do ~aT there. It's a real thrill br me. the same b-you. To find out, stop by "So was learning how to fly your Army RarC office on campus. a helicopter. It talc6 a lot more slcill And begin your future as an SPECIALIZING :IN: than an airplane. If you think rollege officer. is demanding, flight school is even • PAINTING At UMSL, • FENDER S'lRAIGHTENING tougher. It's not only academically • RUST REPAIR demanding, it's really mentally see demanding as wdl as pbysicaIJy. Bring in your INSURANCE "InGermmy.ri~.~ Major Christiansen REPAIR ESTIMA.TE to use somecl the leadership and or rnan:aganent techniques lleamed in . Captain M·ike Sloan WE PAY ROlClt's ~ to be a real challenge responsibilities. FOR MOST $SO or SI00 tu.vq oommand EOS Room 316 DEDUCI1BLES or caU We will work with you- on the 553-5176 dents and "dimage to ' make' your car look ~e new. 2nd Lt. Anda.Sb'auis _a poIicicaIlCience major at Waite ForeSt and a ~ol Army ROTC .. ~ . ""'.""dM!w­ , ~;'Fd. laS.., Sat. 9-ll .,. SL a.me. __ IlL . :,.... :.. ~ : , . Dec. 3, 1981 CURRENT page7 features ~a=-=rt~s ______l That's entertainment... Dancers do their thing

etta Dawkins, Angelia Williams, they need a volunteer sponsor to Lena Niewald Franchette Chatman, Shirley D. help choreograph some routines. Elliott, Carol Fitzgerald, Paula According to David Arns, direc­ Dancing onto the floor during Rice, Lisa Adam, Ann Marie tor of sports information," the the Nov. 21 basketball game, the Venverloh, Tessie Hebron, Tam­ girls have the potential. Not 1981-82 UMSL Budweiser Show­ my Obrean, Myra Martin, and having a sponsor to help choreo­ girls began a new season. Mary Benne. graph routines is keeping them The Showgirls originated three The squad practices from from becoming better." years ago when Coach Tom 2-4pm, Mon., Wed. and Fri. in Bartow decided that UMSL the Mark Twain Building. " We need a iot of work, but should have a porn pon squad to They perform at every home most of all we need a sponsor, a help create spirit and enthu­ game and at one away game. parent figure, to help with the siasm for UMSL athletic events. "I tried out just to see if I choreography," said squad cap­ Bartow joined with Debbie Fal­ could make it. Now that I'm on tain Lillian Mitchell. "I can't do lon to organize the first UMSL the squad I wish I had tried out it by myself. I don't have the Budweiser Showgirls. in high school because I love time because I work. I love the Grey Eagle Distributors spon­ it," junior Ann Marie Venverloh squad-it's a lot of fun-but we sors the Showgirls and provides said. need some help," she said. the squad's uniforms-red satin "Lillian has done a great job skirts and vests, white blouses Valerie Lawrence, a sopho­ in getting and keeping things and red dance shoes. more, commented, "I was a organized and she deserves a According to UMSL Showgirls cheerleader here last year and I pat on the back," Arns said. guidelines, any full-time female wanted something different. I The squad does have one student enrolled at UMSL is like Showgirls better because hope, though. In December ex­ eligible to serve on the Show girl there is more dancing." squad member Debbie Jenkins squad. But an individual may "I wanted to try out because I may return to UMSL from stu­ not participate in Cheerleading like to dance and make new dent teaching to help the squad and the Show girl squad in the friends," Sylvia Smith said. choreograph some routines. But same year. Grey Eagle is trying to make as far as anyone knows, this is This year's tryouts are over, arrangements for promotional just a "maybe." and the 18 showgirls are: Lillian appearances such as a perform­ The Showgirls' next perform­ ON HER TOES: This Budweiser Showglrl adds her talents to the Mitchell, Cocoe Foster, Sharryl ance at a Steamers soccer game. ance will be Dec. 9 at the But, in order for the squad to 1981-82 squad during the halftime show [photo by Sharon Jones, Sylvia Smith, Valerie basketball game against SIU­ Kubatzky). Lawrence, Colette Stoner, John- perform at a .Steamers game, Edwardsville. Band adds pep to games

times a week." Johnson said. DebbIe Suchart Johnson said he finds that the Johnson said he feels that in season usually starts off slowly. the past the band has been in They may be small in number, "It starts at a bad time, usually the background. "I am trying to but the UMSL Pep Band is big at the most rushed part of the change that, to become a more' on entertainment at the River­ semester. " This is Johnson's active part in the game. People men basketball games. third year with the band. are also at a game to be The band has ten members. entertained, and we are a source Music played by the band is of entertainment. Also, we hope. They are: Larry Johnson, saxo­ selected by the students. "We phone; Boots Waldt, guitar; Ken to show people that we have a are somewhat limited due to the Schwein, s.'lXophone; Jason Ka­ good time doing ' it;"- johnson fact that we ,have no funds for minsky, ,<;axophone; Kurt said. Schmid, trumpet; Steve Driskell, the music," Johnson said. "Now we try to compose music "During the third game, I trumpet; Tim Folkerts, bass; arranged by fellow musicians." notice a · big pickup. Usually Dennis Doyen, trombone; Ed towards the end of the semester, Savoldi, saxophone; and Bryan In the near future, Johnson if the team is doing pretty well, Whyers, drummer. All are music would like to coordinate material the attendance is pretty good," majors except Kaminsky. to perform with the Budweiser he said. Johnson is the student leader Showgirls. "The only limit we "I would like to see more of the group. His job is to put have is that we don't have a people come out and enjoy the together material for the games vocalist," Johnson said. games because basketball is the for time-outs and for before and The band receives $2000 per only winter indoor sport UMSL after the games. season to be divided among the has to offer. Also, because the "We're off to a slow start, members of the group. Johnson team is really good. Between since the season is beginning at does not receive additional mon­ Tom Bartow (the basketball the same time as finals," John­ ey for leading the band. coach), the Pep Band, the cheer­ son said. "We practice once a "What I would like to see leaders and the porn pon girls, it LOUIE: Kurt Schmid's horn isn't the only thing that sparkles at the week now, but in the future that happen with the Pep Band is for is a real evening of entertain­ basketball games [photo by Sharon Kubatzky). will change to three or four it to become a mini-Mizzou," ment."

continue their DANCE FEVER: The 1981-82 Showglrls take the court at halftime for their first perfomalC8 a.AP YOUR HANDS: The UMSL OleerIeaders Budwelaer aeaaon the first home Rlvermen bal!lk8tball game [photo of the aeaaon [photo by Sharon Kubatzky). cheering at by Stwon Kubatzky). page 8 CURRENT Dec. 3, 1981 McBroom alters strategy McBroom broke his cervical biceps, the muscles that bend Laura Dyer vertebrae and severed the spinal the arm, but not his triceps, cord at three levels, which, quite those that straighten the arm. During a recent late-night simply, cut out the nerve im­ Because of this, he cannot M*A*S*H segment, Radar is pulse to the muscles from the transfer himself in and out of offering some advice to a shoulders down. He spent 13 the chair, but jokingly says he wounded ex-football player months in the hospital under- has his brother "trained quite whose leg has been amputated. In an effort to help the former "Gene" is an appropriate example of star quarterback accept this fact, Radar recounts a memorable someone who has had to go to his "short team victory in which the soldier played a key part. Radar says passing" ga lTle I a nd has been victorious something to the effect of, going numerous operations and well" to do the job. His family "Your team was down and way extensive therapy. "Initially, has a van equipped with a lift in behind. But you, you looked the they were more concerned about which his brother drives him to situation over and knew that the keeping me alive than bending school. He is supplied with note­ only way you would even have a elbows," McBroom said. He takers in class, who, he laughs, chance to win was if you finally returned home (only after "are severely beaten if they do changed game plans. So you much demanding), in a manual not perform well." Arrange­ went to your short passing wheelchair, a precursor to his ments are made for him to take game-and your team won." present electric one. oral tests or to have someone Saying that Gene had to make • else write the test for him. Radar has probably never a few minor adjustments to his Many of these adaptations spoken truer words. Is that not game plan is like saying Klinger have led to other pursuits. At the ultimate challenge in the loves the Army. The first thing Florissant Valley, as a student game of life-to deal with situa­ that was done at home was to Senator, he was instrumental in tions as they occur, altering the cut a hole in McBroom's room persuading the administration to . " game plan" as needed? If so, leading into the kichen, because install power doors in the cam­ Cf1WBOY ON WHEELS: Denver Eugene McBroom, "Gene," enjoys then Denver Eugene MclJroom, the hallway was too narrow to pus buildings. When he left, this "Gene", is an appropriate ex­ Karate and body building. Aocording to McBroom, his life does not allow him to get in the original had been done to many of the follow any "identifiable patterns" [photo by Wiley Price]. ample of someone who has had door with his chair. He also had buildings, and by the fall of to go to his " short passing" school to think about. He had 1982, all of the buildings will game, and has been victorious, been in the seventh grade and have them. Although this is his untary. It is up to him or her to getting in, it's getting out," too. he began his school work again, first semester at UMSL, complete the forms. Her office laughs McBroom. " You know McBroom, 23 , is a junior at with tutors. He later opted to McBroom is already making provides priority registration for things are bad when you can't UMSL. He is also disabled, tak~ the G.E.D. exam and he himself known. He is president disabled students in order to even drive YO\lr own wheel­ because of an injury to his spinal received his high school degree of the Disabled Students Union, ensure that all chosen classes chair! " One of ' his favorite cord at the age of 13. As a in 1976. a group that makes people are made accessible. Under Sec­ haunts is Muddy Waters on result, he is paralyzed. Three McBroom enrolled at Floris­ aware of what a disability is, tion 504 of the Rehabilitation Act Laclede's Landing, but he says days after officially becoming a sant Valley Community College and of myths and misconcep­ of 1973, the campus and all "the cobblestones are murder on teenager, McBroom, a self-pro­ in 1979 to pursue a college tions surrounding it. courses must be made accessible my kidneys. " to any disabled student. Another But perhaps the most out­ claimed typical adolescent jock, education. He received his A.A. DSU works closely with Mari­ assistance Sneed offers is help standing characteristic of this fell 25 feet into two inches of degree in' Liberal Arts and lyn Sneed, the Coordinator for in routing-finding the quickest young man in the black cowboy water while performing the acro­ transferred to UMSL in the fall Disabled Students, Minority Stu­ way to accessible doors on hat is his resoluteness. His voice batic stunt of swinging on a rope of 1981 as a psychology major. dents, and International Stu­ over a creek-an unforeseen After graduating from UMSL he campus. has an almost stubborn tone. dents at UMSL. She works with His conversation is punctuated incident that demanded a plans to work on a masters the non-academic part of the Asked about his hobbies, with the carefully chosen words change in game plans. degree in psychology and even­ students' program, by helping McBroom said he is interested "will" and " am", rather than Looking back, McBroom de­ tually become a psychologist. them integrate themselves into in karate and body building. He "may" or " might." Determined scribed himself as a typical "Had it not been for the campus life and "creating an lifted weights at Florissant Val­ is the adjective that comes to athletic youngster. He was a accident, I wouldn't have gotten environment for a positive learn­ ley. He enjoys movies and cable mind. He meets the challenges football player, and his future into psychology," McBroom ing experience." plans included getting a football . said. " I enjoy studying people television and challenging games of life head on. McBroom made scholarship and playing pro ball. and trying to figure them out." Her basic goal with the disabl­ like chess and the Rubik's cube. the remark that he hates "iden­ He was big, even at that age­ A definite change from the ed students is to "help sensitize Taking care of his pet cocka­ tifiable patterns," and his life S-foot-9 th, and in his own words, college career centered on foot­ the rest of the campus" through teel, Bob, is also something he has certainly not followed any. "threw his size around to do ball he had envisioned at 131 awareness activities like "Handi­ enjoys. If this' is Denver Eugene anything he felt like doing." The Another aspect Gene had to capable Awareness Week." The uninhibited McBroom McBroom's short passing game, accident defmitely did not fit adjust to was the need for the Sneed is quick to emphasize the says he "will do anything one has to wonder how many into the scheme of things for physical assistance of other fact that identification of a once." Any trouble getting into more victories the other plays this 13-year-old. people. He has the use of his disabled student is strictly vol- bars? "The problem is not will bring.

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money to spend for research. I Baine Robb consider it more important than cancer research," Granger said. To people unfamiliar with 219 "The objective is to first find out Stadler, the cluttered, yet organ­ how people learn, and second, to ized office may be mistaken for reproduce this process in the a small nature museum. The classroom. It will save many variety of artifacts that decorate people a lot of time and trouble the walls and tables range from when we fmd out." the colorful and corpical to the antique and interesting. Among Granger is recognized for his the items are a giant hornets' creative style of lecturing. One nest, minus the original tenants, example of his creativity was an and a collection of knickknack explanation of ecological prob­ bullfrogs who pose silently on lems. He showed slides from Dr. their filing cabinet podium. One Seuss' book "The Lorax, " which of the more prominent inclusions concerns man's abuse of nature, is a micro-computer, proudly alongside slides of actual en­ displayed in the middle of the vironmental hazards and their results. During the slide pre­ p~tpourri. sentation, Granger's ten-year-old This unique office belongs to ' daughter Cheryl read "The Charles R. Granger, associate Lorax" to the class. professor of biology and educa­ "I try to work on the students' tion, chairman of the biology effective domain for learning," department and the 1981 Science Granger said. "I try to challenge Educator Award recipient from each student's beliefs, value the Science Teachers of Mis­ system, and perception of the souri. Many of the items in his universe in at least five of the office are used as teaching aids major units of the class," he in his graduate and under­ added. graduate classes. Granger joined Granger's General Biology the faculty at UMSL in 1971. In class explores topics concerning the last nine years he has taught evolution,. overpopulation, be­ WHAT A MESS: Charles Granger, associate professor of biology and education, (lower left) has a over 9,000 students and 100 haviorism, sex problems, and unique office. At first glance It may appear to be chaotic,' but everything In It reflects his diverse student teachers. problems concerning our envi­ interests [photo by Wiley Price). Gifted with a quick wit and a ronment. "If people's beliefs are very personable demeanor, cha\1enged, they become aware is a past director of the Missouri of America, 1974, and the Uni­ the government to settle there," Granger is considered one of the of optional answers to the prob­ Junior Academy of Science and versity of Missouri's AMOCO Granger quipped. In high school most entertaining professors on lems. What I'm trying to do is current director of the Junior Award for Excellence in Teach­ he was a member of the Natio­ campus. His teaching repertoire curb intolerance, because intol­ Science Engineering and Hu­ ing, 1975. nal Honor Society and valedic­ is often spiced with an amusing erance is intolerable," Granger manities .Symposium. Together Granger was raised in Iowa, torian of his graduating class. anecdote or two. But when the said. these programs serve over 1,200 and attended a one-room school A first generation college stu­ subject of conversation turns to "I think the salvation of the students and teachers annually. from first to eighth grade. He dent, Granger earned his bach­ education, Granger becomes human tace can only come It's no wonder Granger's ded­ went to high school in Tama, elor's degree from the Uni­ very serious. "I think education through education," Granger ication to the field of education Iowa. "Tama ~as an Indian versity of Iowa in 1962. "I can is very important, particularly said. "I am proud and pleased has been recognized and re­ settlement. I think it's ironic relate well to the students at scientific reasoning and problem to be an educator." .Granger has warded with such distinguished that the Indians in Tama had to UMSL because many are first solving," Granger said. "Some developed five programs design­ awards as Outstanding Educator purchase their land back from generation college students as I of the most difficult problems to ed to stimulate student interest was," Granger said. "The col­ solve lie in the teaching process. in the sciences. He originated lege academic load is really The philosophy of education and and administered the Biology U. Players to present tough. The upper quarter of a learning theory are difficult Honor Student .Program, Sum-. high-school graduatIng class things to research and develop mer Science Research Institute, suddenly becomes the average definitive conclusions about." and the Biology Teacher Devel­ 'The AbdicB\tion' Dec. 4-6 in college. If your parents could "It is difficult to substantiate opment Scholarship, designed to "The Abdication," a drama is being tested to see if he can caution you about the difference the process of teaching itself, encourage students to enter a about the abdication of Queen make the decision regarding between high school and college and unfortunately there is little career in science education. He Cristina of Sweden in 1665 will shelter for Cristina in the Vati­ requirements, the whole exper­ be performed this weekend in can. Azzolino has been involved ience would become less of a ***************************************1 the Benton Hall Theatre, Dec. with women and when Cristina shocker," he added. : Cool Valley 'kg. Llquor·s : 4-6. Each performance will begin reveals to him that she loves Granger offered suggestions. ~ * at 8pm. The play takes place in him, he -has problems dealing to those students encountering the Vatican shortly after Cristina with it. financial ~r academic problems: :~ "ew Game Room :* arrives to seek shelter there. Sandra Carrol portrays Cris, "Beat your way through During her confes~ions to Car­ the male super-ego in Cristina's school," Granger said. "If dif­ dinal Azzolino in preparation for past. Vita Epifanio portrays Cris­ ficulty arises, seek out services ~ Video '& 3D Pinbcill i seeing the pope, Cristina ex­ tina's feminine id Tine. The two that are available to you. Don't ~ * plores her past through flash­ reveal the good and bad, secre­ let anything prevent you from : 8434 Florissant at Gieger : backs. She seeks to discover why tive and public sides of Cris­ getting your education." _ she never married, why she tina's past. Cris is the ill Granger held a variety of jobs t at the ,bottom of tite hili a never wanted to carry children, mannered boy in Cristina who during his college years. He was and why she fled Sweden. never wants to marry. Tina is a light-bulb cleaner for the home : 553-5000 : Shawn Klan stars as Cristina, the little girl who wants to be economics department. He found t**~~**********************************~ the confused, misled former sweet and innocent forever. that the primordial "goop" that queen of Sweden. The show is directed by De­ settled under the light fixtures borah Gwillim, designed by Jim confirmed his belief in the Richard Green portrays Car­ Fay and Jason Wells, costumed spontaneous generation of life. . dinal Azzolino, emmisary of the by Barbara Alkofer. The sets He moved on to the position Pope and Cristina's confessor. were constructed by students in of pin setter in an Iowa . State The pope is dying and Azzolino the speech department. Union bowling alley. 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In a business where people come and go with The album opens with an uptempo McCart­ A burst of energy amazing rapidity, there is a figurative handful ney tune, "Private Property," highlighted by Shawn Foppe inches, was dressed in a black of recording artists who always attract atten­ some nice alto work by Howie Casey and. some sweater, skirt, boots and vest tion. Ringo Starr is one of those pe.ople tasty background work by Lawrence Tuber on and hat with a gold amulet Whether it is because of his days with the acoustic guitar. This is followed by Harrison's She bursts into the lobby of around her neck and gold slave r legendary Beatles, his Chaplinesque perform­ "Wrack My Brain," which makes excellent use the Ramada Inn on Natural bracelets around her wrists. Her ances in "A Hard Day's Night" and "Help," Bridge after a radio interview. style on stage is an extension of his antics in cult favorites like "Candy," "200 She is fresh and exuberant. She her style in real-life. She is very Motels," and "The Magic Christian," or his eyes a picture on the stairway matter-of-fact about her age. "If gold and platinum awards for hits like "It Don't leading to upper level of the I don't tell it, they'll tack on Come Easy," "Photograph," "No No Song,'" • hotel and exclaims, "God I can't some more years. That's be- and "Oh My My" is not important. The fact musIc stand that picture!" She flies remains that Starr always stands out in a across the lobby, up the stairs crowd. IIDon't say no, by Daniel C. Flanakln and straightens a crooked pic­ ture. Since the Beatles broke up, Starr's solo albums have demonstrated his uncanny knack An untrained eye might not just say not yet!" for bringing together musicians of quality. Each of the covoder. These two tunes set the mood have noticed the picture, but of his efforts has appeared to be a "who's for the entire album. this, after all, is the grand­ -Anne Baxter who" of rock and roll. Just as he has received "Stop and Smell the Roses" is an upbeat and daughter of Frank Lloyd Wright, musical help (both in writing and performing), happy album. It is a broad sampler of Starr's internationally famed architect. cause I've been in this business he, in tum, has given to all of them. He has musical taste-a lot of rock and roll, a little This woman, who is getting her for 45 years. I opened at Henry appeared on albums by John Lennon, Paul country, a little rhythm and blues, a little biggest "Applause" since star­ Miller's Theatre at the age of 13 McCartney, George Harrison, Harry l'iilsson, vaudeville and It couple of classics. ring in the show of the same in a mystery called Seen But Not Stephen Stills, and many others. Starr's new There are some good tunes on the album, 'name, is Anne Baxter. Heard. My understudy was 23." album, "Stop and Smell the Roses," is no notably "Dead Giveaway," which was written She is very quick to recom­ by Starr and Ron Wood, and "You've Got a Crooked paintings are not the different. In addition to McCartney, Harrison, only thing on her mind, how­ mend plays and books to read Nilsson, and Stills, the list of credits includes Nice Way," written by' Stephen Stills and and see. "I feel like a school Michael Stergis. ever, as Current photographer Ron Wood (guitar, bass, saxophone), Wilton Shawn Kubatzky and I discover­ teacher giving you a reading list / Felder (electric bass) and Joe Sample (piano) of - "Dead Giveaway" is a pseudo R&B cut. The for the summer," Baxter quickly winning combination of Felder and Sample, ed during our lunch with her. the Crusaders, Linda (drums), Dennis Belfield Most of the slides and her added. (bass), Mike Finnigan (keyboards), and Joe united with Wood's dynamic lead work and his In "Fairytales" Baxter tells moving tenor sax solo, make this cut one that­ costumes for her show, "Fairy­ Lala (percussion). tales Are Not Just for Children," about the person behind the you just can't help but like. public fairytale and the person There are some good musical things happen­ to be presented the following evening at UMSL, had not behind the private woman. ing throughout the album (Finnigan's organ of her early years Baxter said, licks and Lala's background percussion work on arrived in St. Louis and the airlines did not know where they "I led a disgustingly normal "You've Got a Nice Way," Lloyd Green's pedal childhood." But by 13, she was steel work on the county flavored "Sure to were at this point. "Travel is hell .. .it is the most exciting and training in the Broadway thea­ Fall," Jan Getz's piano work on "Stop and tre. Take Time to Smell the Roses," and Rick damn expensive thing in the world," Baxter said. She learned French a& a child. Riccio's flute solo on "Drumming is My She recalls, "my French teach­ Madness." She was also trying to recall er's son was a baby Tyrone There are a couple of bombs on the album; how many people she had invit­ Power (the late movie star) .. .1 notably Nilsson's "Drumming is My Madness" ed for Thanksgiving dinner. Fin­ just had to learn the language and the remake of "You Belong to Me.' ~ ally, after making a few last then." She also read the Bible The major fault of the album is the lack of minute arrangements with one at the age of 11. "I knew my continuity. Each of the major contributors of her agents, Baxter decided to Sunday School teacher and I mixed and produced the songs that they wrote. have lunch. During the lunch, knew she had to be hiding Each of them uses a different set of musicians. Baxter was interrupted several something from me," she adds. The only thread that holds them all together is times for autographs and photos. Even with all these accomplish­ Starr's voice. At times, that is a very thin When asked about actors who ments, Baxter is the first to thread. don't like to give out auto­ admit her faults. "My math was But, if you like Starr for one of the reasons I graphs, Baxter said, "Do you so bad that the school suggested mentioned earlier, you'll probably like this think that's fair? It comes with that I never take it." album. It's good, but somehow, I expected the territory." During the show she recalls better from Starr at this point in his career. her hatred of telephones which At the age of 58, Baxter stems from the tragic day in appears to embrace life with the which she overheard a telephone exuberance of a child at Christ­ call announcing the death of her mas. It is apparent by the way baby brother Toby. she carries herself. Her voice is The show also contains her throaty, yet musical and thea­ "Chris Christian" • Chris Christian Just Using You.") trical. Baxter is five foot three See "Baxter," page 12 Chris Christian's debut album is a good one. There are some good things on the album For years, Christian has labored as a song and some bad things. "Just Like You", the writer, a record producer, and a multi-talented best song on the album, is the only one that is instrumentalist. Using these different perspec­ written solely by DeVito. In fact, this is a really tives on making music, Christian brings his nice song-one of the best I've ever heard. ideas into reality in a beautiful collection of The fast-paced "I'm Just Using You" is also contemporary pop tunes for the album that very good. it displays that sultry, suggestive bears his name. voice that DeVito utilized so effectively in her The album is produced by Bob Gaudio, who performances with Meatloaf. has produced recordings for such notables as Neil Diamond, Frankie Valli, and the Four "Messina" • Jim Messina Seasons. Gaudio does an excellent job bringing "Messina" is Jim Messina's first solo out Christian's smooth, polished voice and its release. It marks this return to vinyl after an , faint, southern accent. The album is marked by absence of several years. serene melodies and graceful harmonies. Messina has been around for a long, long Sidemen Carlos Vega (drums), Denis Belfield time. He has played with Buffalo Springfield, (bass), Paul Jackson, Jr. (guitar), Michael Poco, and, of course, Loggins and Messina. Landau (guitar), and Greg Methieson (key­ During that time; Messina has mastered the art boards) are good. They are consistently of producing records and writing and perform­ top-notch, but they never get in the way. ing songs for "mass approval." Christian helps out with a lot of the piano work. If you enjoy the music of the aforementioned There are guest appearances by Tom Scott, groups, then you may like this album. Amy Holland, Nigel Olsson, and Cheryl Ladd. However, I find it a bit too bland. All of the There are some good string arrangements by cuts seem to be based on Messina's magic Mathieson, Jimme Haskell, and Bergen White. formula, which, I presume, is supposed to _ The album is good. It's smooth and well ensure "mass approval." produced. From the opening piano strains of "People hove "Don't Give Up on Us" to the remake of the a hunger fOr my Pilot Finellner be­ Ashford and Simpson hit, "Ain't Nothin' Like "KooKoo" • Debbie Harry cause lhey're always the Real Thing," to the final chorus of Debbie Harry's latest release, "KooKoQ." is fishing for a fine point pen "Whatever It is," Christian has put together an a bomb, although the album is produced by Ihaf writes IhroUgh carbonS. And enjoyable collection of pop tunes and ballads. Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards (the Pilot charges only 7ge for If. People gellheir hands on If and masterminds behind Chic and Sister Sledge). .forgetlt's my pen. So I don't get no respect! I don't make out any b8It8r "Is ThIs a Cool World or What?" • Karla But, Harry just doesn't measure up to the with my Pilot Razor PoInt. If writes whip-cr80m smooth . Devito women that Rodgers and ~dwards are accus­ with an exira nne line, Its meIol collar helps keep .. ' tomed to working with. She just doesn't have the point from going squish-so people Karla DeVito, who has worked for the last love If. For only 8ge they few years as Meatloaf's back-up soprano and that "soul" sound. should buy lbelr own pen­ female counterpart, has finally released her Harry's previous ventures into the world of and show some re­ first solo album. "Is This a Cool World or disco ("Heart of Glass" and "Rapture") sped for my What?" displays DeVito's versatility as a showed promise in that field. But, in trying to property." vocalist. The tunes range from ballads ("Hea­ fill a complete album with similar material, she ven Can Wait," "Just one Smile," and "Just falls far short of success. And it really is a Like You") to fast moving rock and rollers (the shame to waste the talents of men like Rodgers title track, "I Still Remember It," and "I'm and Edwards on inanity like this. Dec. 3,1981 CURRENT page 11 Movies: A reflection of society The movie industry is an extremely fascinat­ ing reflection upon American society. If you really want to study the economy or the general mood of the public, look beyond the front page of the newspaper and check the movie section. People want to see fantasy adventures and films with happy endings when the real world does not look so good. There is certainly nothing new about this. During the depression, comedies were very popular. Throughout World War II, musicals flourished. People do not want to see dreary movies when they feel dreary. There is a relationship between the particular year and particular films. There is also a relationship between the change of the seasons and what appears at the local theaters. In the of starving artists out there determined to avoid last few years this bond between the month and making trash simply for the sake of profit. the movie has become increasingly apparent. Fortunately, there are a number of real artists JAMMIN': J.B. Hutto entertains the Summers are ideally relaxing, carefree, and who have made it to the top, and this allows [photo by Wiley Price1. even somewhat mindless. At least this is what them to continue creating what they wish to Hollywood thinks. So they send us fairy tale create. Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, films that the average second grade intellect and Stanley Kubrick belong to this group of J.B. Hutto to play at can relate to. In the fall students return to their notable filmmakers. studies, tans fade away and movie trends All of this is not meant to criticize the movie change as suddenly and dramatically as the industry. America probably has the finest IWednesday Noon Live' colors of the leaves. collection of movie makers in the world, and This season has proved to be no exception. quite a few first-rate American films support Gerald Sheehy , Midwest and back. The New Hawks completed a tour of Bubblegum WASP-hero fiims such as "Raiders this assertion. Ultimately we must remember Europe earlier this year where of the Lost Ark" and " Superman II," drew that it is the overall American attitude towards This semester's last Wednes­ they were dearly loved. This is huge crowds through June, July, and August, artistic quality that dictates what we see in the day Noon Live concert will the third appearance by Hutto at making the bulk of their profits from the theaters. Many Americans do not enjoy artistic feature J.B. Hutto and the New a Wednesday Noon Live concert. out-of-school, under-IS audience. September quality because they do not understand it and Hawks, "the greatest urban Hutto will be the only performer and October brought hits such as "The French this is the major reason that a good deal of blues slide guitarist in the to have appeared at a Wednes­ Lieutenant's Woman," and "True Confes­ rather simple-minded films are made year after world. day Noon Live performance sions" to the theaters. Each had a serious story year. The safest type of movie to make in "He holds the audience in the more than twice. His dynamic line set sometime in the past. September and America today is a light comedy. If you can October always are nostalgic months. palm of his hand. His concerts performances are upbeat and manage to secure Burt Reynolds for the leading always end in pandemonium," contemporary-he really rocks. The main point here is that Tinsel Town role, you are almost guaranteed success. If the Ron Edwards of the University really strives to send us the films we want to plot calls for Burt driving a nice sports car with Hutto's new band, the New see when we want to see them. This is simply Center said of Hutto's perform­ Hawks, consists of ex-lead gui­ a pretty girl sitting beside him, you are guaran­ good old economic strategy. The bottom line in teed success. ance. tarist, Steve Coveny; bass-vocal­ Hollywood always has been and probably ist, "Kenny the K", and a Edwards, who arranges all of always will be, the almighty dollar. The key to If what has been said so far has come across drummer-vocalist, Leroy Pena. the Wednesday Noon Live con­ a successful picture lays within the movie­ sounding a trifle negative, it really was not The New Hawks is a revision of certs, describes Hutto as "the maker's ability to evaluate what the movie­ intended to. All in all we can be thankful that Hutto's old band. "The New biggest non-classical act on cam­ going public will pay to see. The key to a we have the abundance of first-rate fllmmakers Hawks laid down a solid bottom pus this semester. If you like the first-rate picture is sometimes something al­ in America that we do-men and women for Hutto's music without get­ slide guitar of Lowell George, together different. Most successful films come committed to quality and content. Artists. Duane Allman, or George Thuro­ ting in the way," Flanakin said. good, then come and see the Solos were performed by all· the original, " Edward said. musicians, and Hutto didn't mind sharing the spotlight with ~ ...... ~ Hutto is one of the last, and ... them. He interacted well with • probably the greatest, Chicago his band. • •• • bluesmen still performing. Hutto "Hutto is hotter than any local is a pioneer of the slide guitar, rock band," Edwards said. f . ~ A i ~m~R ,od I and has been playing since the George Thurogood, who has early 19S0s. Hutto learned from become popular with his style of Elmore James the master of the slide guitar, is only a light : ::: T : RICHARD · : blues performers. After hearing imitation of Hutto. Hutto is the J ames perform for the first time master of this musical art : :: PRYOR : and hearing James make his form." o•il ••• il • guitar "cry," Hutto'decided to This year's concert will e il il. • take up the slide guitar. held on Friday, Dec. 4, at the • •• il Hutto, now in his mid-fifties, J.C. Penney auditorium from is nearing the end of a two­ Ham to Ipm. This year's Hutto • •• • month tour from Boston to the ·•il il.· T · ·• concert will be free. il il. il il il..Il. il il •• • il •• • il •• il ~ ~ j iil i• • }...... • .... . ~ il : : • . il ::. -': ..... :------: Srl'lll (~lll'ZY------t : : FRIDAY & SATURDAY : IT' : FRIDAY & SATURDAY : • •• • ./.• DECEMBER 4 & 5 - .il () .• DECEMBER 11 & 12 .• That's right. 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from page 10 divorce. Hodiak died a year later "He drew a druid symbol for of a heart attack at the age of me once. I'll never forget that thoughts on alcohol and drug 41. "I loved him very deeply," symbol. It symbolized truth a­ abuse. "I ~m horrified by drugs. she remembers, "but two ca­ gainst the world. But the best I don't understand this tamper­ reers are murder and two in the thing he gave me was his feeling ing with one's mind .... 1 have same field are double murder." for nature ... his love for the watched in my life some of the earth. " slowest suicides in the world Baxter has a flair for the because of alchohol. But I think extraordinary. Perhaps it is wit­ Baxter faces challenges with there is a place for it. I love ness to the fact that she is the vigor of someone half her good wine. I think it can' Wright's granddaughter. What age. When asked if she had any enhance a meaL.and it relaxes kind of man was Wright? She goals in life, she said that she one. " smiles lovingly. "He was the would love to portray a baglady handsomest man, a man who someday. Perhaps her philoso­ She also gives accounts of .her loved women, loved actors and phy on life can be summed up in marriage to John Hodiak' whom loved the theatre. He may have the advice she often gives, "You she married in 1946. The two been a very poor father, but he never want things to be too were filming "Sunday Dinner for was a good grandfather. There easy. You always want to a Solider." The marriage lasted are men like that. He was stretch ... Don't say no, just say seven years when she filed for terribly aware of life. not yet." Holiday concert scheduled Dec.6-8 Three UMSL choral groups ton is an assistant professor of 16 vocalists selected from will perform in holiday con­ of music. the University Singers and certs scheduled for Dec. 6 The University Singers, a directed by Vantine and Hyl­ and 8. group of 40 voices, will ton. The University Chorus, un­ perform several works, in­ der the direction of John The Dec. 6 performance cluding a spiritual, and a Hylton, will present works by will be given at the Florissant piece composed by their di­ J. S. Bach, Antonio Vivaldi, Valley Christian Church, 1325 rector, Bruce Vantine, in­ and Ralph Vaughn Williams, N. Highway 67. The Dec. 8 FIRST RATE: Anne BaXter talks about her life during a personal structor in music at UMSL. as well as traditional French concert will be in 101 J . C. interview [photo by Sharon Kubatzky). and Spanish carols. The cho­ The concert will conclude Penney Building. Both con­ rus includes several non­ with a performance by the certs start at 8pm and admis­ Granger------music majors at UMSL. Hyl- Chamber Ensemble, a group sion is free. from page 9 president of the Missouri Aca­ his Ph.D. in plant physiology demy of Science. and science education. His wife , "My hobbies are all related to Kathryn also holds a Ph.D. in education," Granger said. "I plant physiology and teaches at don't like games very much. I Clayton High School. have fun through working." Granger taught at the Univer­ Granger is also the editor of sity of Pennsylvania, Cornell the Missouri Academy of Sci­ University, and the University of ence's "Science In Missouri," Iowa before coming to UMSL in which prepares articles concern­ 1971.. He said he misses his ing projects currently being re­ friends in Iowa, but likes the searched in this state. He has variety of activities ' St. Louis has written 15 papers concerning to offer. "St. Louis offers an biology and science education. enriched environment socially, Granger has given over 170 culturally, and scientifically, yet presentations in local schools, the city is not so large that clubs, colleges and societies, people can't interact," Granger and has appeared on radio and said. television to discuss various Granger is actively involved in science topics. And if these an impressive number of on­ activities aren't enough, he also campus and off-campus activi­ holds two U.S. patents on ties. He is currently a member met hods and apparatus for of eight professional organiza­ demonstrating tropistic princi­ tions--the National Science ples and colorimetric proced- Teachers Association, National ures. Association for Biology Teach- ers, American Institute of Bio- When asked what his plans logical Sciences, Phi Kappa Phi, were for the future, Granger Phi Delta Kappa, Science responded, "I have no long- Teachers of Missouri, and ·the range plans. I have some ideas Biology Association for Teach- for a biology textbook, but I ers. Granger also serves on the haven't had much time to work steering committee o~ the Asso- on it lately. Right now, I'm ciation of Midwest College Biolo- interested in doing the best job I y r Tea;~~~~~ ;;;;;;;' I r: ... •••• .....CALICO •• ... ····!1:!1-···~~·~·········:,'S, : · . . _ . . ' '--" . . aMlller Lite Nlte Dec. II .pm.' : • 'oz. ponies 3 lor a SI : The University Players Presents : Prizes : aWed 'Thur a : 40· Beer 40· Beer : ·a40· $chnapps SPlt.cher s. .a, AlXlication a7 S· Combination Tequilla a by Ruth Wolff : . Specials: • 2 m iles west of UMSL • December 4-6, 1981 a·on Natural Bridge Road a ~------~------~ 8:00 pm Benton Theater : Calico's : University of Missouri .... 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• "Wall-to-Wall Beethoven" , will be • The Women's Center helps students Friday 4 aired on KWMU from ~ 11 pm, and study and relax for exams with Saturday 9 includes chamber music recorded in doughhuts and coffee, called "Food New York, Los Angeles, Cincinnati for Thqught," from 9am-4:3Opm in • The Basketball Rlvermen chal lenge • UMSL Men's Basketball Classlc­ and St. Paul. The works, performed by 107A Benton. Northeast Missouri State with a game times to be announced. several of the world's leading orches­ beginning at 7:30pm in the Mark • J.B. Hutto and the New Hawks will tras, will be eox>mpanied by appear­ Twain Gym. Admission is free for ances by special guest celebrities. give a concert from 11~1pm in the Friday 18 UMSL students. Catch all games on J.C. Penney Auditorium. Admission Is KAlZ-AM (1600) : . free. • Final Exa.,. End • "Excallbur" will light up the screen Monday 7 at UMSL's Friday and Saturday Nights • Women's Center presents "VVomen Monday 11_ at the Movies with shows at 7:30 and and Management, " how to deal with Sunday 20 • Registration for day students is from 10pm in 101 Stadler. One guest may stress encountered in business, with ' 8:30-11:3Oam and 1~pm. eox>mpany an UMSL student at a Maureen Hennessey, Ph.D., ' from reduced rate of $1. General admission 12:15-1 :15pm in 107A Benton. ' is $1.50. Advance tickets are available • Carol Kohfeld will lecture on at the University Center Information " Crime and Local Decision Making in T~esday 12 Desk. St. Louis: A Model" from 1 :15- 2:45pm in the McDonnell Conference • Evenirlg and Graduate student regi­ . Room, 331 SSB. Students are welcome stration will be held from 4:30-8:3Opm . and refreshments will be served. • The Woman's Basketball teem takes . on Culver Stockton College at 7pm In Tuesday 8 the Mark Twain Gym . • The UMSL OloIr and ConwnInlty Wednesday 13 Chorus and Orchestra, directed by • CornmeIlC8Il18I'It • Evening and Graduate student regi­ Bruce Vantine, will give a concert at stration will be held from 4:30-8:3Opm. Spm in 101 J.C. Penney. Admission is free. • Holy Day Masses will be held in 72 Monday 21 J.C. Penney at 9:30am, 11am, and Saturday 16 12:3Opm . . • Fall Senater Ends • The Women's Basketball t..-n takes on Harris Stowe College at 6pm in the Tuesday 22 Mark Twain Gym. Weclnesday 9 • The Basketball Rlverman face cs,­ tral Missouri State at 7:30pm In the • The Women's Basketball team whO,' • The Basketball Rlverman host Mil­ likin at 7:30pm in the Mark Twain Mark Twain Gym. UMSL students are take on Southeast Missouri State at admitted free. All games are aired on 6pm in the Mark Twain Gym. " Gym. UMSL students are admitted • "The Abdication" will be performed Free. All games can be heard on KAlZ-AM (1600). , by the University Players at 8pm in • The Basketball Rlvermen face KAlZ-AM (1600). the Benton Hall Theatre through Dec. Southern Illinois University-edwards­ 6. Admission is $2. The play, directed ville at 7:30pm in the Mark Twain by Deborah Gwillim, is about the life Gym. Admission for UMSL students is Mond~y 18 of Queen Christiana of Sweden who free. All games are aired on KATZ­ Friday 25 • Classes begin for the 'Mnter Se­ AM (1600) .. abdicated her throne in the 17th • Christmas Day mester at Bam. century. For more information call • The APO BookpooI will buy back 553-5148. used books from 1~2pm and 5- Thursday 10 7:30pm in the University Center Lobby. Saturday 5 • Intensive Study Day-no exams • The Women's Basketball t..-n hosts scheduled. Central Missouri State beginning at • Last two showtngs of " Excalibur" 6:30pm in the Mark Twain Gym. can be seen at 7:30 and 10pm in 101 Stadler. Admission is $1 for UMSL students and $1 .50 for the public. Friday 11 Tickets are available at the door. Tuesday 19 • Intensive Study Day-no exams • The Opera Workshop will present schedUled. • .The APe BookpooI will sell used three on&-act operas at 8prn in the • "Stir Crazy," starring Richard Pryor books from 1~2pm and 5-7:3)pm In education Auditorium, Marilla:: cam­ and Gene Wilder, will light up the the University Center. pus, 7900 Natural Bridge Rd. Admis­ with shows at 7:30 and 10pm in sion is free. The VVorkshop, directed screen 101 Stadler. One guest may be by Jeral Becker, will perform Britten's eox>mpanled by an UMSL student at Cantile #2 " Abraham and Isaac," W ednes~ay 20 the reduced rate of $1 . General Shubert 's " The Lawyer" and Doni­ . admission is $1.50. Advance tickets Zetti's "Rita." • The APO BookpooI will sell used are available at the University Q3nter books from 1~2pm and 5-7:3Opm In • UMSL Men's Basketball ClassIc­ Information Desk. the University Q3nter. times to be announced according to ,. The Women's Basketball team fa::es : the standings. . • The Women's' Basketball team chal­ lenges Northeast illinois State at 7pm St. Louis University at 6pm in the • Miles Beyond will feature the music Mark Twain Gym. of Clifford Jordan from midnight-6am Saturday 12 in the Mark Twain Gym. • The Rlverman host on KWMU. This student staff Produc­ Basketball fb:k­ • Last , two showtngs of "Stir Crazy" 'hurst College at 7:30pm in the Mark tion be found on FM 91. can can be seen at 7:30 and 10pm in 101 Twain Gym. Admission for UMSL Stadler. Admission is $1 for UMSL Wednesday 30 students is free. All games can be students and $1.50 for the public. • The Women's Basketball team ' heard on KAlZ-AM (1600) . . Sunday 6 Tickets are available at the door. faces Harris Stowe College In the • The UMSL OloIr and Comnu1Ity Mark Twain Gym at 7pm . Chorus and Orchestra will give a Thursday 21 · conoert at 8pm In the Flo Valley Monday 14 Christian Church. Admission is free. Friday 1 • The APO BookpoOI wili sell used The group is directed by Bruce books from 1~2pm and 5-7:3Opm In Vantine. • Final ExM1I BegIn • New Year's Day the University Center. page 14 CURRENT Dec. 3, 1981 sports UMSL kickers fall short of national crowns Rivermen settle for fourth place finish

Rom TIpton the trip to New ' Haven, Connec­ ticut for the 'final four' tourna­ The Riverm"n soccer team ment. ended its recl ,td-breaking 1981 The kickers lost their semi­ season in the classic UMSL style final match 2-0 to unbeaten last last Saturday by finishing Tampa, the eventual champions. fourth in the NCAA Division II "We had a lot of golden National finals. opportunities in the first half, This marked the second time but we just couldn't connect on the Rivermen have finished them," stated Dallas. fourth in the nation, the other Dallas thought that the game time being the 1976 season. The was an even match, but that kickers bid for the national Tampa's Swedish players might championship was thwarted by have made the difference. two teams, the ev, .)tual cham­ Tampa' s Oran Swardh ac­ pions, Tampa, and the third counted for the first tallie a­ place team, Southern Connecti­ gainst UMSL. He tapped in a cut. shot after his Swedish team­ The Rivermen gained the ' mate Peter Johansson hit the berth in the final four teams by crossbar. Tampa's third Swede, beating the team that ended Hans Olofsson, scored the other their season last year, Lock goal on a penalty shot. SCRAMBLE: The UMSL men had to scramble for the ball in last weekend's national soccer tournament in Haven State College, 1-0 in the "We pressured them a lot, Connecticut. The men finished fourth in the tourney and finished 13-6 for the season [photo courtesy of Bill Lyons]. Midwest-Mideast Regional on but we just couldn't score. It November 21. was one of those games where Rivermen. Pat McVey cut the ing, the team should have good most talented group I ever " It was a really big win. we just couldn't get any breaks. lead to 2-1, and the tide of the Anytime you can beat them on feelings about the whole season. coached, but they pulled it off Everything went the wrong game seemed to be changing. their home field with the way There were some exciting wins because they were hard-working way ," replied Dallas. "I bet "In the second half, we their crowd supports them, it and also some agonizing defeats. and' they had guts," commented though, if we could play them really put the pressure on after All things considered, Dallas has has to be a big win," said head Dallas. five more times, we could win Pat scored. We tried to get the good reason to be happy about coach Don Dallas. Looking ahead to next year, three of them." equalizer, but it just didn't this past season. Senior midfielder Tim Murphy Dallas sees a very good fu ture The last game of the season happen," said Dallas. Southern The Rivermen set a school scored the only goal of the for the Rivermen if they can find for the Rivermen was against Connecticut scored late in the record with 13 wins, one more game, but that was all the the right replacements for their Southern Connecticut in the game to put the game out of than last year's total of 12. kickers needed due to their graduating seniors. The kickers Consolation Final. It is always reach for UMSL. Dallas' record of never having a brilliant defensive game. Dallas will be losing forwards Mike hard psychologically to play for On the 'Final Four' tourna­ losing season was kept in tact, commented, " The defense play­ Bess and Pat McVey, midfielder third place, but the Rivermen ment, Dallas commented, "I and his record as a coach was ed greater, but the rest of the Tim ,Murphy, and possibly back seemed to make it harder for think all four of the teams were raised to 111-51-20. team did their jobs, too. Every­ Gary Phelps. themselves by slipping to a 2-0 evenly matched. Given any other It was a very productive thing just fit (o lgether. Some­ deficit in the first half. situaton, anyone team could season, but at first some people " What we'll try to do next thing clicked, and we outplayed Dallas commented, "We play­ have won it. It just happened them. " ' were skeptical about the River­ year is just to get the most ed a terrible first half. It was that Tampa got the best of the mens' chance for the season. ·talented players we can to fill in However, whatever clicked probably the worst half we tournament." the positions we need. If we can against Lock Haven must not "I don't think anyone thought played all season." The second Even though finishing fourth do that, we should have no have accompanied the team on we'd make it as far as we did half was a different story for the ' may be a little bit 'disappoint- this year. The guys weren't the problem," Dallas said. Riverwomen also place fourth; close initial season at 16-2 " We knew these teams in the "They Just capitalized on our JeffKuchno national tournament were good, mistakes," said UMSL defender but we didn't know how good," Sue Richert. " We were never in The theme of the 1981 UMSL said UMSL midfielder Joan Get­ the game." women' s soccer season was temeyer. "We really didn' t One day later, UMSL attempt­ " good times. " L,ooking at know what to expect." ed to salvage the third place UMSL's accomplishments during UMSL began its participation trophy with a win over highly­ the regular season, it's not hard in the national finals in fine rated Connecticut, but the River­ to see why. fashion as the Riverwomen wome n lost by penalty kicks The women kickers compiled a blanked Texas A&M 2-0 in a after two scoreless overtime 15-0 record, outscored their op­ quarterfinal game. It was an periods, 2-1. ponents 92-6, outshot them 506- impressive victory because the " It was a tough one to lose, 53 and maintained. a No. 2 Aggies were also undefeated but I was pleased with perfor­ national ranking entering post­ coming into the match. mances," said Hudson. "It was season play. "Texas A&M was better than definitely our best game of the In the national tournament, any team we played during the year." though, the "good times" came season," said Hudson. "We Lombardo gave UMSL a 1-0 to an end as UMSL dropped two played outstanding. " lead at the 80:00 mark when she games after reaching the semi­ Karen Lombardo and Joan tapped in a loose ball from close finals and finished fourth. It was Gettemeyer scored the UMSL range. But less than a minute a disappointing conclusion to an goals as the Riverwomen im­ later, Lisa Lumbruno deflected a otherwise outstanding season. proved their record to 16-0. The comer kick past UMSL goalie win moved them into the semi­ Cindy Hickel to tie the score at " We met more competition finals against Central Florida. 1-1. than we saw during the regular It was here, however, UMSL After that, the teams played season," said UMSL coach Ken sank to its lowest moment .. the two 10-minute overtime periods Hudson. "I expected us to do season, losing 4-0 and dropping with neither team able to go much better, but the competition out of the hunt for the national ahead. UMSL had the best we played during the season was title. It was UMSL's worst opportunities, though, especially considerably weaker." performance of the season, in the last three minutes of the The four-day event at the according to Hudson. second overtime. University of North Carolina in "I was embarassed," he said. Lombardo almost notched her Chapel Hill was definitely a new "I knew we had a much better second g9al of the game and experience for the second-seed­ team than we showed." third of the tournament when _.. ed Riverwomen. UMSL defeated Nancy Lay, a St. Louis pro­ she sent a shot toward the upper "KNOCKED ouT: Rlverwomen goalie Cindy Hickel knocks .-y a three nationally ranked teams duct, led the winners with 'a goal right hand comer, but "Uconn shot In the national tcunament Hickel knocked BNI8'/ a lot of during the season, but did not and an assist. The first three goalkeeper Mary Ann Breen opponents shots, leading the first year Rlverwomen to a 1~2 record have to tackle a particularly goals came as a result of made a spectacular save. and fourth place finish In the tournament [photo by Jeff Kuctv1o). tough schedule. mistakes by UMSL players. See "~," pIIgI 17 Dec. 3, 1981 CV~ENT page IS Basketball season opens; Rivermen shoot past Tarkio

Bartow'S' plan for the final points and newcomer Richard Jim Schnurbusch shot in the game almost worked. "Bird" Hamilton with ten On Saturday, Nov, 21, the His plan was to get the ball to points. Rivermen basketball squad perhaps his finest shooter, fresh­ Overall, the Rivermen shot a opened its season with hat men Bob McCormack, and let respectable 54.9 percent from turned out to be nothing more him whistle a shot through from the floor and 58.9 percent from than a "prep" game and a win the outside. the charity stripe. over Tarkio College of northwest "I knew if we could get it to The winning Southeastern Missouri. McCormack or Harris we would team was paced by forwards Head coach Tom Bartow, en­ be in good shape," said Bartow. Phelander Tillman and Wayne tering his third season at' the "We were about a tenth of a Booker. Tillman had 21 points reins of the Rivermen, didn't second too late," said the head and eight rebounds while Booker know what to expect of the mentor, referring to the sound of chipped in with 11 points and Tarkio team. As it turns out, the buzzer ending the game. "It five assists. Bartow didn't have to lose sleep was the only play left. We got With this taste of true compe­ over his highly-touted teams the ball to him (Harris). You tition, the Rivermen were put to opener. The Rivermen won the couldn't draw it much better on the test once again last Saturday game- handily, 81-62. the blackboard," explained a night in Hattiesburg, Mississippi Bartow's worries began the disappointed coach. where they were the guests of day after Thanksgiving when his It would have been a pretty the Division I Southern Mississ­ squad traveled to Hammond, 6ig task for a freshmen to come ippi team. Louisiana for a game against into the game and shoot for the Southeastern Louisiana Univer­ winning shot, but Bartow has Granted the Rivermen will sity. confidence in his young recruit play some tough competition The Lions from Southeastern McCormack. "He's proven that thr,oughout the year, and grant­ Louisiana came out roaring, he's a good shooter. 1 knew that ed the River,men were playing putting their game plan into when 1 recruited him." before a crowd that was almost effect against the Rivermen. The One thing the Rivermen can as big as the whole season squad from the deep south fired be thankful for on this day after turnout at the Mark Twain a torrid 62.8 percent from the Thanksgiving is the play of Sports Complex, and granted floor and led the Rivermen by sophomore forward Ronnie Bartow's team had just come two points, 37-35, at the half. Tyler. Tyler, who Bartow said at ,from what was a real heart­ The Rivermen weren't to be the outset of the season would throbber in Louisiana, it's still develop into an important role in tough to face a top-rated Divi­ LAY UP: Sophomore forward-<:enter Ronnie Tyler goes up for two in upstaged by their opponents and came back in the second half, the Rivermen attack, showed sion I school such as Southern the Rivermen 's season opener as UMSL teammate William Harris Mississippi in the third game of watches. Tyler had 21 points· and Harris had 18 in the Rivermen's almost winning the game on 'what his coach has been saying what was planned to be a about him all along .. Tyler came the season. 81~ victory over Tarkio College. The cagers are 1-2 on the season, desperation shot. in, made eight of nine shots having lost to Southeastern Louisiana and Southern MiSSissippi. It's a towering thought to gO' from the floor and five of seven [photo by Sharon Kubatzky). Bartow commented on his into a game against a team that shots from the free throw line team's second half effort, "We is coming off a 24-5 record from and ended the game leading all showed how outstanding a team last year and still has the same UMSL scorers with 21· points. we can become. It showed." starting lineup. But, Bartow's Tyler also led the team in Unfortunately for Bartow's squad pulled up their socks and Congratulations to all rebounds with eight. Rivermen, it didn't show gave the 8,961 fans in the Green enough. In a fast and furious Coming_ to the 6-5 sopho­ Collisium something for their rhe Graduating 'Seniors! finish, the end result was a one­ mores' aid were seniors Tim money. point Southeastern win, 67-77. Jones and William Harris and 11 " We were extremely tight," explained Bartow. "We knew we were playing one of the best PIZZA INN teams in the nation. Their first For more eight players are better than Cathl fI Karl want Illinois. They jumped on us right away." information on to see YOU! And jump they did. The Rivermen found themselves on the UMSL Alumni, the bottom half of a 38-31 II-I:30.. m $3.29 '. halftime score, a score that Association call eventually ended up at 91-71 in All you can Eat. favor of the home team Mississi-/ 553-5448 ppians. 8~.~ ' s. Flori•• ant .. See "Rtvennan, t' page 18 TELL AMERICA

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start/30K after 4 years, 30 days annual vacaQon, medical/dental, SEE YOU NEW YEARS EVE AT FOURJH AND PINE! and uate education. Call (314} 263-5000 page 16 CURRENT Dec. 3, 1981 Gettemeyer shines as UMSL ~ All-American lady really doesn't matter how • do, Jeff Kucmo goals and six assists during the because you're only as good as regular season was brilliant in your team." the three games at Chapel Hill .n this age of high-priced Gettemeyer must be pretty as she hustled up and down the athletes and pampered prima good, because the teams she has field and controlled just about donas, it's nice to know there played on in the past have been every ball that came her way. As are still a few highly-skilled extremely successful. The S-foot- a: result, she was the only UMSL athletes who place minimal em­ 6 standout from Pattonville High player named to the ali-tourna­ phasis on their own personal and the St. Blaise women's ment team. glory. Joan Getteme~er, the first soccer prograrTJ was one of the "It was a nice feeling, but it's AII-Amencan women athlete at main forces in UMSL' s 16-2 really a reflection on the whole UMSL, is one of them. season this fall, which included team," Gettemeyer said. ". Gettemeyer, a sophomore a fourth place finish in the think we should have had a few midfielder on the UMSL wo­ national tournament at the Uni­ more players named to the men's soccer team, is a unique versity of North Carolina in team." athlete. Unlike other talented Chapel Hill. performers, personal recognition Gettemeyer's individual skill Gettemeyer likes to talk about isn't that important to her. was particularly noticeable in the the talents of her teammates, ". play for the coach first and national tournament. The team's but the recognition she has then the team," she said. "It second leading scorer with 17 received is not unwarranted. To support that point, she was recently named to the first team National Soccer Coaches Associ­ ation of America All-America squad, an honor UMSL coach Ken Hudson felt truly deserved to be bestowed on his standout co-captain. "Joan was a tremendous lead­ er for us both on and off the ALL-AMERICAN: UMSL's Joan Gettemeyer, just one of the field," he said. "She's a very Gettemeyer trio, became the first member of the women's team to intelligent player and an out­ earn All-American honors [photo by Jeff Kuehno]. standing person." Perhaps that is why Gette­ The siege of awards for Gette­ Still, Gettemeyer would have meyer came back from the loved to be talking about a meyer, though, may just be national tournament with mixed beginning. She is also ne of national championship right emotions. UMSL lost in the now. three finalists for the Broderick semifinal round by playing an Award, which is given annually awful game against Central Flor­ to the outstanding women's col­ ". think the easy games we ida before coming back one day played during the regular season legiate soccer player in the later against a powerful Connec­ nation. spoiled our team," she said. "If ticut team and playing well in a we had worked a little harder on "Joan is definitely in a class 2-1 loss. our set plays and on our one and of her own," Hudson said. "She "The tournament was a disap­ two-touch passing during prac­ is one of the most skilled players pointment, but • felt we accom­ tices all year, we could have • have ever seen and she is a plished something," she said. made a better showing in the real team player. If • asked her "We found out how gooo the national tournament." to play goal, she would." other teams in the country are and now we know that we can Team success. It's Joan Gette­ Gettemeyer, of course, is more compete with them." meyer's favorite subject. ' effective in the midst of the action at midfield than in goal. Her involvement in every phase of UMSL's style of play, both on offense and defense, is one of r~~ the major reasons for the on­ BR~KDALE FROM SANT slaught of post-season recogni­ Shampoo & ~ I1' ~ tion. § . § , Stylecut § -Personalized § As mentioned earlier, though, $7 for Men & Gettemeyer does not place much Women ~ -Rhyming I stock in personal awards. The only exceptions are those gained 7711 Clayton Rd. § -only $1 ~ . through team success. 727·8143 ~ Get tilt ItyIt you wanl § ...... 1M rip-off price. R-mail to: s.~ . s . P.O. Box 814 R "The foremost thing in my ~ . Bndgeton, MO 63044 § mind when I'm playing is that ~~ the team plays a good game," ALMOST ALL-AMERICAN: Joan's twin sister, Jan, earned third explained Gettemeyer, whose team Ali-American honors for women's aoocer. Jan was Instrumental ,twin sister Jan, and teammate In the Rlverwomen's 1~2 season. Believe It or not, there Is another Cindy Deibel also received all­ Gettemeyer, Karen, who will make a bid at gaining her chance In American recognition. "Playing a the limelight next yeer for the Rlver'M)fYlerl [photo by Jeff KuChnci). good game as a team makes me ,happy." ' Jt\NicE fVt\NES HAIR dESIGNS ~~ f7ftec«d 25%0/1 all ~ «lith:

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Her shot, however, hit the which is going to help us more ,about the most influential figures in UMSL regular season, that's almost exactly what they inside of the far post and than putting a trophy in the case ,soccer history, the names Don Dallas and Ken did. bounced tantalizingly through anyday," said Hudson. "We Hudson will certainly be at the top of the list. In 15 games, the women kickers compiled a the goal crease. proved that we could compete After all, both soccer enthusiasts are perhaps 15-0 record, outs cored their opponents 92-6 and "I just stood there because I with the best teams in the -the only men to have a hand in the two most outshot them 506-53. UMSL was rated second thought for sure it was going nation." successful seasons in the 13-year history of in the nation for most of the season and in," explained Basile. "It would Hudson regretted his team UMSL soccer. have been my biggest goal didn't get a chance to face North Many diehard UMSL followers will recall that ever. " Carolina, which defeated Central the Rivermen captured the only national Florida in the final 1-0 to championship in the school's history in 1973 Unfortunately for UMSL, Ba­ with Dallas as coach and Hudson as a starter sile's shot did not go in and the capture the title. kachno's "At times, North Carolina is on defense. It was, by far, the highest plateau two teams engaged in a best-of­ ever scaled by an UMSL team in any sport. five shootout round to determine awesome," said Hudson, "but I korner think we can compete with This past year, though, the UMSL soccer the winner of the third place program soared to new levels of supremacy. trophy. Connecticut won the them. We're as good as any team in the country." With Dallas and Hudson at the helm of the shootout 3-2 and thus took the men's and women's soccer teams, respectively, trophy, while UMSL came home Hudson hopes that next year both squads finished fourth in the nation. received the No. 2 seed in the national empty handed. his team will prove that it's the Now, how can two fourth place finishes be tournament. Not bad for a first-year varsity Despite the loss, Hudson and best. just as significant as a national championship, team. you say? Well, when you consider the personal­ The primary downfall of this team, though, ities of the two teams, their accomplishments was its easy schedule. Even though the women UMSL STUDENT NEEDS HELP! Any persons witnessing the are truly outstanding. faced a couple of nationally ranked teams arrest of a man~' BeI T NOr police on July 29 (the day before The Rivermen, for instance, were expected to during the regular season, the competition they the end of sum r te~m) at Natural Bridge and Arlmont at - struggle through a sub-par season. They faced was nothing compared to the teams they 5pm. UMSL facu ty, staff and students having unpleasant returned only four starters and the replace­ met in the national tournament. experiences with !~nor police and their unmarked cars also ments at the other positions appeared to be After blanking Texas' A&M in a quarterfinal needed. Call 726-6i10 in confidence. nowhere near the caliber of the seven seniors game, UMSL lost to Central Florida in the YOUR PRIVACY WILL BE RESPECTED. who started the previous year. As a matter of semifinals, 4-0, fQr its first loss of the year. The fact, there were those who felt that this was team was almost in shock, because it had never going to be one of the least talented teams to faced a team as physical and quick as UCF. PREPARE FOR ever represent the maroon and gold on the Perhaps the fact many of the players' friends ,.'1 soccer field. in St. Louis expected UMSL to come back with But this team had a special quality that many a national championship added to the pressure MeAT • LSAT ·GMAT JriI of its predecessors did not. It worked harder. of the situation. Either way, the loss to Central SAT·ACT.DAT·GRE.CPA "We've had teams here with more talent, Florida was an extreme disappointment. but never one that worked as hard," said With that in mind, it would have been easy • Permanent Centers open days, • Opportunity to make up missed evenings and weekends. lessons. Dallas, who started UMSL's soccer program in for the women to go through the motions one • low hourly cost. Dedicated full· • Voluminous home·study materials day later in the third place game against time staff. constantly updated by research­ 1968. "These guys found out through hard • Complete TEST·n·TAPEswfaclllties ers expert in their fIeld. work and desire that you can accomplish a lot." . powerful Connecticut. But UMSL showed as for review of class lessons and • Opportunity to transfer to and supplementary materials. continue study at any of our The accomplishments Dallas spoke of include much character as I've ever seen in any team in • Classes Ullllht by skilled over 85 centers. season records for most victories (13), most any sport by coming out with intensity and Instructors. shutouts (10) and the distinction of becoming taking the game to UConn. OTHER COURSES AVAILABLE the first UMSL team to be ranked No. 1 in the Although UMSL lost 2-1 in a game deter­ GRE PSYCH & BID· MAT· PCAT· OCAT • VAT· TOEFL nation during the regular season. 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The women now know what the the youngest and least experienced teams competition around the rest of the country is UMSL has put on the field in quite some time. like and when the national tournament rolls The Rivermen did get fme leadership from around in 1982, they'll be bette~ prepared. seniors Mike Bess, Tim Mu.,rphy and Pat But don't forget the 1981 season. Despite the McVey, all of whom will be sorely missed. Ken disappointing conclusion, a fourth place finish Bayless combined with incumbent Ed Weis to is a tremendous accomplishment fQr any give, UMSL strong support in goal. And first-year team. newcomers Dave Houlihan, Scott Chase, Robert Personally, I ha.ve never been around two Fuentes, Randy Ragsdale and Gary Phelps teams I ha.ve admired more. Not only did both steppeci into starting roles and performed teams -enjoy tremendous 'success on the pitch, admirably. but both had a lot of fun on and off the field. Of course, it would be foolhardy to attempt to And this is perhaps the biggest accomplish­ single out any individual on this team. he 1981 ment of all, because having fun is what sports Rivermen were driven to success by the are all about. realization that many outsiders expected them Hopefully, when several generations have to fall apart, and so they stayed together by passed and someone pages through the annals working as a team. of UMSL soccer, there will be special mention In the cas.e of the women's soccer team, given to the 1981 men's and women's soccer there's a slightly different twist. Unlike the teams. men, the women were expected to toy with ~ny After all, both were truly special.

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Kirk Deeken ponents into 29 turnovers. The UMSL squad lost their ris-Stowe next, and routed them Sandy Moore added 10. Larson The Riverwomen cagers open­ UMSL, on the otherhand, gave first game of the tourney to 99-19. Larson started three non­ . pointed out that the River­ ed up their regular season play up the ball 23 times. tough Division I school SIU-E starters, Lisa Studnicki, Patty women's second victory came by losing to a Division I school, "If it wasn't for the turn­ 74-56. Forward Sandy Moore led Rapp, and Lori Davidson. All about because of the ability to University of Mississippi, 86-72, overs, they probably would have the Riverwomen with 13 points, three women played outstanding score at the right time. Nov. 23 at UMSL. Although the blown us away," Larson said. while forward Sandy Moriarity ball with 18, 8, and 12 points Four Riverwomen scored in " Connie Mulvihill started the cagers did lose the game, coach chalked up six assists. respectively. Davidson had 8 second half coming off the bench double figures during the game, That made the Riverwomen's Mike Larson felt as though a assists while Rapp had 7. and sparked us with a few field better game could have been with guard Renee Skaggs net­ record 0-2, with the losses "Lori Davidson has really ting in 12 points. Sandy Moore, goals at critical times," explain­ played if the UMSL squad had contributed by two very good come on strong," ed Larson. as much height as Ole Miss. Karen Lauth, and Patty Rapp Division I schools. After defeating Harris-Stowe, The Riverwomen's next action "The major factor was re­ tallied for 11 points each. "We played well for a while, the Riverwomen next took on will be Dec. 4-6 at the Chicago bounding, " Larson explained. "Patty Rapp gives us strength then we don't play well for a off the bench," Larson explain­ while," Larson said. "The in­ rival Southeast Missouri State State Tournament in Chicago. "They were big and they con­ University denying the Otah­ trolled the boards. We didn't ed. She has played quite a bit consistency is killing us." " We've got our work cut out and she has done really well. Larson also feels that there is kians by claiming the victory for us," Larson said. "We're in have a chance inside. They had with a score of 72-69. In the three or four chances on every She is one of our leaders in field a little ·crack in his defense, but the toughest bracket. We open goal percentages." nothing that a little more exper­ meantime, the women cagers shot they took. On our end of boosted their record to 2-2. up against Bradley University. the floor, they gave us one shot This past Friday the women ience couldn't take care of. They beat SIU-E by 16 points. I and then they got the rebound." cagers placed fourth in their own "It's more or less getting Theresa Davidson led the think the team with the least scoring attack with 12 points, Larson's main strategy is to UMSL Invitational. Division I more experience in," Larson amount of turnovers is going to play pressurized defense. His school Eastern Illinois won the said. "We got burned a few while Renee Skaggs had 11, and win." strategy proved to be successful tournament, followed by SIU­ times on our press against in the Ole Miss game, since the Edwarsville (2nd), and Belmont Edwardsville and that hurt us." women cagers forced their op- (Tennessee) (3rd). The Riverwomen took on Har- The Underground••• Rivermen ------A new Dining Experience Last night, the Rivermen got from page 15 back to the friendly surround­ This weekend, the Rivermen at (JJVlSL "We had to play catch-up," ings of the Mark Twain Sports host the UMSL Classic, a bas­ ketball tournament that includes commented the UMSL coach. Complex and the even friendlier Now serving breakfast, lunch, and dinner! "Not many people expected us sight of a team that is far below UMSL, University of Missouri­ to win. We have. the ability to the talented Southern Mississip­ Rolla, Harris-Stowe and Linden­ • Roast Beef carved-to-order • overcome adversity. We came pi squad, Maryvil!e College. wood. Fresh Pizza and Tacos • Sandwiches from behind; we're not a team • soups and Salads • Soft Serve Sundaes that's going to roll over." • Homemade Cookies and Donuts Bartow knew at the beginning • Fresh Danish • of the season that his team's · scoring punch would come from 7am-8pm Mon-Thur, everybody. Last Saturday night's reproductiv" game proved his theory. The 7am-2pm Fri Rivermen were paced by new­ health services comer Barry Curtis, a 6-6 junior transfer from State Fair Com­ l munity College in Sedalia, MO. A LICENSED NON-PROFIT MEDICAL AND Curtis pumped in 15 points and COUNSELING CENTER had eight rebounds. A good night's work considering he only • Pregnancy Counseling • Abortion Services played· 18 minutes. J • Pregnancy Testing • Birth Control Information Adding to the well-balanced UMSL attack was Hamilton's • Educational Services second night in double figures. He had 14 points. 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Six Flags is an equal 0 Dec. 3, 1981 CURRENT page 19 Fall semester action ending; Hoc Soc playoffs to begin in the women's category were Ronn TIpton June Varley, who made 40 out of 50 including a streak of 14 in a Well, it's almost that time of 'intraDlural row, and Doris Eaton, who was year again. The time of the year a close second with 39 out of 50 when Dad and ' his friends sit report including a streak of 11 in a row. around the house and watch 47 In the men's category, Jack college football bowl games in a Filko walked away with top row. honors by hitting an amazing 47 Before morn starts to take out undefeated Deans (5-0) took on out of 50 free throws. He also the 12-pound frying pan to kill Stud Service (3-2). had the longest streak by con­ her husband, do your Dad a Earlier in the season, the necting with 27 in a row. Jeff favor by taking him out to a Deans defeated Stud Service 1-0 Herman took second place with sporting event instead of staying in a game that went into a his total of 43 out of 50. He had horne and vegetating. shootout. Both teams advanced a streak of 17 straight free But what is there to see at to the finals by beating a team throws. from the other division. The UMSL this time of year? UMSL If something is still missing, Intramurals. There is still lots of Deans eased by the Moose­ heads 3-0 while Stud Service take dear old Dad to watch some things going on in the Intramur­ of UMSL's fine intramural Rac­ al department. won over the Anybody's by forfeit. quetball action. Pat Camp will For example, the nine-man battle Frank Harkins for the soccer playoffs were recently In the Hoc Soc playoff picture, the undefeated Sig Pi's (3-0) championship of the mens' Be­ completed. The championship ginning Division today at 3pm. game was yesterday when the take on the Krazy Kickers (2-1) at '7pm Monday. At 7:45, the In the mens' Advanced Divi­ undefeated Hoosiers (3-0) will go sion, Jeff Lindhost will take on WATCH IT: Two players duck from the ball in recent nl~man against the high-scoring PEK the winner of the Barry Al­ soccer intramurals. TIle Deans and Stud Service played for the Basketball (2-1). dridge-H. W. Smith match that championship yesterday [photo by John KrOl?f). In the 8:30 contest, the un­ was played Tuesday. Charles on KATZ defeated Papal Bulls (3-0), are Lowe and Bill Like played for - matched against the Sig Tau's the championship of the mens' The radio broadcasts of Uni­ (2-1). At 9:15, Phi Zappa Krappa Intermediate Division yesterday. ,Promotion set for halftime versity of Missouri-St. Louis (2-1) is put up against the Oates If you need something to 'called at halftime and you must basketball games will be & Oatlettes (2-0. Switching over to the opposite inspire you to corne to the then make a basket from the changed from WZEN-FM to The winners of the first two sex, Sue Loser will play Mary Riverwomen's basketball games half court line. KATZ-AM (1600) Radio effective contests will play in the semi­ Ann Prince for the womens' this year, besides great basket­ A free pizza is yours if you imme4iately. finals on Tuesday at 7pm. The Beginner Division title. Colleen ball action, they have just the can sink a shot from 25 feet out. WZEN-FM, recently under­ winners of the second two will Johsson will take on Susan Fox remedy. Numbers will be randomly going an ownership change, play the same night at 7:45pm in the championship match for selected during the first half of altered its format. The change with the championship game the womens' Intermediate Divi­ At all Riverwomen horne play and then called out im­ resulted in moving the River­ scheduled for one week from sion. Finally, Linda Hollings­ games this year, randomly se­ mediately prior to halftime. If men games to the original tonight at 7pm. worth advanced to one of the lected spectators will have the you have one of the numbers station's AM affiliate, KATZ. In case Dad doesn't like soccer two semi-final berths in the opportunity to win either a 550 called, simply go to the scorers Handling the play-by-play for or Hoc Soc, and feels like ,womens' Advanced Division. savings bond or a free pizza by table and await your chance to this year's broadcast are Joel watching some basketball in­ The other player hasn't been shooting the ball through the win one of the two prizes. Meyers and Skip Erwin. Bob stead, too badl The basketball determined yet. It will be the hoop from one of two spots on This promotion is opened to Healey and Bob Mayhall are Free Throw Tournament ended winner of the Joyce Edinger­ the court. all of those attending an UMSL doing the color commentary and Nov. 20. 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