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It wouldn’t be a Holly- wood sex scandal without Splitsville a sex tape. In the case of Jesse James, there are allegedly more for Carrey, than a dozen videos, all in- volving Nazi paraphernalia and none featuring scorned wife Sandra Bullock. McCarthy Celebrities from Marilyn Monroe to Paris Hilton to Hollywood couple Jim Dustin Diamond of “Saved Carrey and Jenny McCarthy by the Bell” have been have split after five years, linked to X-rated tapes. both stars said yesterday. For media-savvy stars, sex “Jenny and I have just tapes can be a provocative ended our 5yr relationship,” PR boost, and for the curi- Carrey tweeted. “I’m grate- ous public they offer unfet- ful 4 the many blessings tered access to celebrities we’ve shared and I wish her at their most vulnerable, the very best! S’okay!” experts said. McCarthy, 37, a former “It’s the forbidden fruit Sandra Bullock has denied appearing in Jesse James’ alleged sex tapes, which reportedly featured Nazi paraphernalia. (getty) MTV star and Playboy model, that we can’t resist,” said also confirmed the breakup Cosmopolitan magazine’s celebs we don’t want to see doing it to celebrities,” he said. Sex tapes of the via Twitter. (amNY) executive editor Nicole Vivid is battling over a sex rich and famous Beland. These are some people we never want to see in a sex tape: tape reportedly involving • Rob Lowe, 1988: The actor’s The homemade films singer Mindy McCready, in career was almost undone by • Richard how do you • Dick Cheney: St. Vinny’s Hospital starring affair-plagued which she spills about her the release of two sex tapes, Simmons: Would feel now that Even though including one with a 16-year- biker James are “really quite it be called you’ve disgraced they’d probably trysts with fomer Yankee to shut down most old girl. disturbing,” according to “Shagging to the yourself?” and run it 24/7 on Fox Roger Clemens. care after 160 yrs. RadarOnline.com. Oldies”? “Why did you News. (amNY) The increasingly bright • Pamela Oscar winner Bullock spotlight placed on celebrity Anderson, • Naomi Campbell: make such a poor 1998: A wildly immediately stamped out She would likely decision?” sex tapes points to a less- Saint Vincent’s Hospital in famous sex reports she was involved, just stop midway • The cast of skittish society, Adams said. Greenwich Village will shut tape showed telling People.com: “There through and attack ‘Jersey Shore’: But Regina Lynn, author of its inpatient services after Anderson and is no sex tape. There never the cameraman. But it would be “The Sexual Revolution: 2.0,” efforts to rescue the debt- ex-husband has been one and there the first sex tape argued there are contradic- Anderson ridden institution stalled, • Dr. Phil: Most Tommy (maybe) featuring never will be one.” of the tape would tions in our interests. Lee cavorting during their officials said yesterday. eight people doing That can’t be said for be him asking “We’re fairly schizo- honeymoon. The hospital board of Hilton, Kim Kardashian his partner, “So it on a tanning phrenic about sex,” Lynn directors voted yesterday to bed. • Paris Hilton, and other reality TV star- said. “We want to do these 2004: Hilton close the 160-year-old West lets, whose frisky footage things … but we also have created a stir Village institution’s acute, helped their careers take Amy Fisher. “If in some “We’re very interested to the simultaneous ‘We want with “One rehab and behavioral health off, experts said. of these [cases], people see them doing something to be proper.’” Night in Paris,” care services. “We are a very narcis- accidentally leaked the that people are doing all the The abundance of vulgar filmed mostly The hospital’s other pro- sistic society where people tapes, it wouldn’t surprise time, which is having sex,” videos doesn’t mean every- in night vision. grams will continue as it are very into attention,” me.” said Steven Hirsch, founder one should partake, Lynn Hilton • Kim seeks partners. said Lewis Adams of Red Whether released inten- of Vivid Entertainment, the added. “If anybody knows Kardashian, Gov. David Paterson said Light District, a porn studio tionally or not, celebrity world’s largest adult film better than to record sex on 2007: The reality star made his goal is to help salvage that has distributed the sex sex tapes allow the public producer. media, it would be anybody headlines for her tape with the hospital’s remaining ser- tapes of Hilton, Diamond to see stars at their least “Everyone has sex, so it’s who’s an actor or actress. It ex-boyfriend Ray J. vices and create an urgent and “ Lolita” glamorous, experts said. easy to compare themselves would be Jesse James.” (Rhea Mahbubani) care center. (AP)

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Briefs • Professional experience: Suffolk County executive Document: ‘Wilding’ crew • Family: Married, two step- hurt cop, carried knife Gotham hosts daughters • What’s on his iPod? “I don’t Some of the 33 people arrested listen to music a lot. I’m a talk radio after the New York Interna- junkie.” tional Auto Show mayhem • Favorite recent movie: “The Easter night near Times Square STEVE LEVY Hangover” sprained a police officer’s wrist, • Mets or Yankees: “I grew up a Age: 51 Mets fan and now, it might sound hurled bottles at one another GOP guv battle like a political answer, but I really and carried at least one knife enjoy when both of them get into the • Professional experience: during a brawl that left four BY JASON FINK playoffs.” Represented Suffolk County in people shot, according to docu- [email protected] • What are you reading? “The New Congress from 1993 to 2001; ments from the arraignment York Times Almanac” managing director at JPMorgan yesterday. The battle for the Repub- Chase lican nod for governor is • Family: Married, two daughters shaping up as the hottest Manhole blast creates • What’s on his iPod? “Empire State • Professional experience: CEO and chaos in part of midtown race around, as an already of Mind” by Jay Z and Alicia Keys, founder of the Ellicott Development Co. fractious party goes to war RICK LAZIO Eric Clapton, Rolling Stones • Family: Married, three children (one A blast sent flames up man- • Favorite recent movie: “Gran with itself over how to get Age: 52 deceased). Recently it came to light he holes in midtown yesterday, back in power. Torino” fathered a child out of wedlock 10 years closing streets and forcing the While heavily Democratic • Mets or Yankees: Mets ago. evacuation of buildings, though may not be • What are you reading? “The • What’s on his iPod? “I don’t own causing no injuries, officials said. the main battleground as Working Poor: Invisible in an iPod, but I favor the old standards America” by David K. Shipler CARL More than 130 firefighters the three candidates focus — Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Joe PALADINO Williams.” raced to the scene, where fires on the suburbs and upstate, Age: 63 • Favorite recent movie: “Crazy Heart” raged under Broadway after there are signs the Big Apple • Mets or Yankees: Yankees undergound cables caught fire will get lots of attention. former Rep. Rick Lazio, now Lazio has told him he • What are you reading? “General at 52nd Street. “Even though there an exec at JPMorgan Chase, will have a noticeable Patton: A Soldier’s Life” by Stanley aren’t a huge number of the best suited to Gotham. presence in Queens: Hirshson Ex-mayoral candidate Republican votes in New “His tone and tempera- 40,000 party votes Thompson gets firm job York City, there are a lot of ment will play better in the could be in play for the Republican dollars,” said city,” said David Birdsell, upcoming primary. Bill Thompson Jr. has a new job Michael Krasner, a political dean of Baruch College. Lazio’s ties to Wall Street But Levy, striking at a municipal bonds firm, the science professor at Queens The third candidate, Buffalo and his support in Congress a populist note, has already unions and create an in- company announced yesterday. College. businessman Carl Paladino, for easing banking regula- attacked Lazio over those dependent commission to The former mayoral candidate Of the five county chairs, plans to spend $10 million tions may also make him ties, saying in a recent in- recommend spending cuts, is the new chief administrative only the Bronx has made an of his own money as the so- the favorite of Manhattan terview he “put the ‘big’ in is supported by the state officer and senior managing endorsement, backing Suf- called Tea Party candidate. Republicans, whose alle- ‘too big to fail.’” Republican chairman, while director at Siebert Brandford folk County Executive Steve City Councilman Eric giances to the party tend to Levy, who has vowed to Lazio is backed by the head Shank and Co. LLC, a national Levy, but many experts label Ulrich (R-Ozone Park) said be tied to economic issues. take on public employees of the Conservative Party. firm that is an underwriter of municipal bonds.

Hamptons beached whale likely will die Pals to Douglas judge: Give him a break A young humpback whale stranded in the surf of a Hamp- Cameron Douglas is get- heroin possession and drug “I am convinced that “Cameron is not a criminal. tons beach was weak and ting a little help from family distribution charges. Cameron could be a fine ac- ... I ask for mercy, Judge. can expected to die, animal rescuers and friends in hopes of avoid- But already, a star-studded tor and a person that cares we please save this ‘ONE,’” said yesterday. The whale was ing a long prison sentence. list of supporters has been for others,” wrote Catherine the Daily News reported spotted early yesterday morn- The 31-year-old son of sending letters to his Man- Zeta-Jones, Douglas’ step- Riley as writing. ing rolling in the waves in East “Wall Street” star Michael hattan sentencing judge, mother. Grandfather and legend- Hampton and was attracting a Douglas faces a minimum appealing for leniency, ac- NBA coach Pat Riley ary actor Kirk Douglas and crowd of onlookers and would- 10 years in prison when he cording to published reports pleaded that Douglas be sent Michael Douglas also penned be rescuers. (AP) Cameron Douglas is sentenced on April 27 on yesterday. to rehab instead of prison. heartfelt notes. (AMNY) Wednesday, April 7, 2010 amNewYork 05 NY.com News MTA hit over crummy building

By heather haddon Joe Chan, president of the 21, a Brooklyn rider. tions is now included in [email protected] Downtown Brooklyn Part- The city owns the building the 2010 capital plan, MTA nership, a business alliance. and leases it to the MTA, so documents show, though it’s Brooklyn business owners The property, in which the the agency wouldn’t make unclear when the building and residents are asking the MTA plans to house adminis- money by selling it. But the will be ready. In the mean- MTA to wash its hands of its trative offices, is covered in 418,000-square-foot prop- time, the agency took out a 370 Jay St. property, a 13-story bird droppings and peeling erty needs $184 million for lease in midtown for about hulk in Downtown Brooklyn paint, and its scaffolding has renovations, according to $3 million a year to house that has deteriorated since been up since 1995 — creat- MTA figures. operations that will eventu- NYC Transit yanked most ing a dark corridor for com- “The MTA has failed when ally go in 370 Jay St. of its operations from there muters walking from the Jay it’s tried to become a devel- Once open, the new space about four years ago. Street-Borough Hall station. oper,” said Assemb. Richard will save the agency about “We’re seeing a history of “It doesn’t feel safe at Brodsky (D-Westchester). $25 million a year, MTA Joe Chan, the Downtown Brooklyn Partnership’s president, inaction and neglect,” said night,” said Cynthia Davis, Money for the renova- spokesman Kevin Ortiz said. wants the MTA to get rid of 370 Jay St. (ryan thatcher)

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Briefs 7.7 earthquake German flock to hot line to report church abuse strikes Indonesia Berlin Nearly 2,700 people have called the church’s sexual A tsunami watch was in damage or injuries. abuse hot line in Germany in the effect for Indonesia after a A “destructive wide- first three days it was operating, 7.7-magnitude earthquake spread tsunami” is not a Catholic church spokesman rattled the nation early expected, the Pacific Tsu- said yesterday. Most callers today, according to geo- nami Warning Center said, were reporting sexual abuse, the logical officials. but a local tsunami could spokesman said. The temblor struck affect coastal areas within 125 miles off the coast of 62 miles of the epicenter. Heavy rains swamp Rio, Sibolga on Indonesia’s Su- A tsunami in 2004 killing at least 81 people matra island, the U.S. Geo- washed away communi- Have faith Girls pray at the Sacred Heart of Turgeau school set up in tents in Port-au- logical Survey reported. ties and caused nearly $10 Rio de Janeiro, brazil Torrential Prince yesterday. Schools are reopening in Haiti following January’s earthquake. (AP) The quake hit at a depth of billion in damage and more rains in Rio de Janeiro have trig- 28.6 miles at 5:15 a.m. local casualties than any other gered landslides that killed 81 time, the USGS said. tsunami, according to the people as rising water paralyzed There were no reports of United Nations. (CNN) traffic and suspended busi- ness. The future host city of the Olympics and World Cup ground to a near-halt yesterday as offi- Thousands of Dalai Lama’s cials told workers to stay home. Iraq’s week of terror Israel issues tough talk At least seven bombs capital that have killed Bloody Baghdad e-mails hacked by Chinese on Palestinian freedom ripped through apartment almost 200 people. buildings across Baghdad The violence, which has China-based hackers over eight months they Jerusalem Israeli Foreign Min- yesterday and another largely targeted families stole Indian national se- were able to trace hackers ister Avigdor Lieberman warned struck a market, killing and homes, is reminiscent 304 curity information, 1,500 to Chinese servers. Palestinians against plans to people injured in the attacks at least 50 people and of the sectarian bloodshed over 5 days e-mails from the Dalai “We are firmly opposed declare independence next year, wounding more than 180, that tore Iraq apart from Lama’s office and other to various kinds of hack- saying yesterday that such a authorities said. 2005 to 2007 and prompt- sensitive documents, a ing activities through the move could prompt Israel to The explosions were the ed the U.S. to send tens of new report said yesterday. Internet,” said a Chinese annex parts of the West latest in a five-day spree of thousands more troops to 190 Researchers at the Foreign Ministry spokes- and annul peace agreements. (AP) attacks in and around the the front lines. (AP) number of Iraqis killed (AP/CNN) University of Toronto said woman. (AP)

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Pvt. 212-873-4016 Call 718-631-2570 or 646-824-9152 bath, CA, fireplce, wash/dry, summer loaded, 115K, EXCELLENT CONDITION! room, prvt fenced yrd, gar, $2,400/mon $5500. Call 631-499-6612 Looking to rent plus utilities. OWNER, call 516-795-1810 a great apartment? GMC 2005 ENVOY XL - V6, 87K, grey, SEE good cond, loaded. $13,500. 718-490-7228. amNewYork’s NASSAU/SUFFOLK CLASSIFIED SECTION APARTMENTS FOR RENT MOTORCYCLES/ OFFICE SPACE RETAIL SPACE LONG BEACH 2 BR, 1 BA, 2nd flr, lg MOPEDS/GO CARTS porch, share W/D, hdwd flrs through- out, pets okay, 400 block of E Hudson HARLEY DAVIDSON 2007 Fatboy Low, amNewYork BAYSIDE OFFICE SPACE, Bell Blvd. RONKONKOMA - 1,000 sq ft in busy St. $1750 + 2 mo sec, 516-779-4138 detachable sissy bar, 5K, garage kept, 2 at 600sf, 1 at 900sf, 1 at 1500sf, strip shopping center, glass storefront, Must See! $16,300/neg 718-347-7520 Parking, No RE Fees or RE Taxes. Veteran’s Memorial Highway. Plenty of 718-229-3378 Parking. Call owner, 631-226-8300 PATCHPATCHOGUEOGUE � OONENE MMONTHONTH FREE ��� CLASSIFIED - NO FEE - Beautiful - Spacious HARLEY DAVIDSON 2006 1200L - Vivid studio 1 & 2 BR apts. On-site prkg and black, 6400 miles. $7900. 516-547-2143. Read for savings EAST MEADOW- Prime Location, 1 Mile SMITHTOWN - 1,000 sq ft in busy strip Advertise for results E of Meadowbrook Pkwy. 550 SF, 1st shopping center, glass storefront, laundry facilities. Next to Lowe’s floor Prof 2 office suite, wndws, Seniors Welcome. Starting from $925. Veteran’s Memorial Highway, plenty of Call Adriana 631-758-0660 CAMPERS/ pvt entr, pvt BA. $950 + util 516-782-7938 parking, call owner, 631-226-8300 TRAILERS MANHATTAN Mogul World Lounges STARCRAFT 2004 Pop Up - 2 King Size $49.00 month, shared space, wi-fi and INDUSTRIAL PATCHPATCHOGUEOGUE � OONENE MMONTHONTH FREE ��� amNewYork - NO FEE - Beautiful - Spacious Beds, Push Out Kit, Bathroom, Electric, coffe included, flat screen TV. Top Val- AC. Sleeps 8. $6900. 516-903-9391. To Place A Classified Ad Call ue, great work area. 347-219-8100 PROPERTY 1 & 2 BR apts. On-site prkg and laundry facilities. NEW YORK CITY office $395/mo MEDFORD 1500 and 3000 SF Units Seniors Welcome. Starting from $1100. 212-385-amNY Midtown @ 1375 Broadway & 37th St 3 phase electric 10ft overhead door. Call Dawn 631-758-1177 DOCKAGE/STORAGE Chelsea @ 122 W 27th & 6th Ave 1/2 mile from LIE, available immediate, Flatiron @ 36 W 20th St & 5th Ave Owner 631-698-1717, 631-603-4898 WILLISTON PARK New M/D 3/4 BR, 2 (212-385-2669) flrs, sep entrys, off st prkng. 2 BA, AC, Bay Shore - DOCK SPACE Available. 22 Micro Office 646-839-8362 W/D, 2 lg LR’s, DR, lg bkyrd. $2195/mo feet max. Pvt backyard. Water and http://www.microoffice.us/am amNewYork incl heat & landscaping. 516-524-6787. Electric. $1200 for year. 646-734-2451. 24 amNewYork Wednesday, April 7, 2010 sports NY.com

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Pretty much 1 2 n “Opening rounds by the most worries, everything went season (like that of practi- every time anyone talked Marlins (RHP Ricky Nolasco) recent champs: Cabrera, 68; Immel- right for the Mets in their cally every about the Mets’ star third at Mets (RHP John Maine), man, 68; Johnson, 71; Mickelson, season-opening 7-1 win Met) was cut baseman during the offsea- today, 7 p.m. SNY 70; Tiger, 74; Phil, 72; Weir, 70; over the Florida Marlins, short by an son, it went like this: “His Tiger, 70.” @danjenkinsgd whom the Mets face injury, in his power’s gone.” “He can’t hit The ballpark finally feels (Golf Digest writer Dan Jenkins again tonight. case surgery to homers at .” “Hubie like a Mets stadium. When 3 with some Masters trivia) David Wright’s While fans shouldn’t remove bone Brooks was better!” Citi Field opened last year, first-inning blast on get too excited about chips from But the 27-year-old Wright fans complained that you n “Allergy test my back is itching Monday did more one game, there are his prized left Santana shut the doubters up with couldn’t even tell you were and I want to scream” than put the Mets glimmers of hope elbow. authority by homering off a stadium for the Amazin’s. @Jones_Drew32 (Jacksonville up 2-0. It quieted for the coming In Monday’s win, Santana the first pitch on Monday. “Where’s the team history?” running back Maurice Jones-Drew) the Mets third months. Here lasted six innings, allowing Fine, he may go the next 30 they asked. Well, it’s there n “Anybody got a espn insider baseman’s critics. are three one run while striking out games with no homers and now, with photos of former username n password that I can (AP) things that five. Plus, he got his fastball nine RBIs, but what a way stars, a team hall of fame use?” ... “I’m good now thanks” stood out up to 90 and mixed in his to get the idea out of critics’ and even ’s @KevinDurant35 Monday. secondary pitches to good heads. famous apple right (Oklahoma City forward) effect. It’s safe to say that Last year, Wright finished outside. n “MLBPA: Total payroll 4 if the Mets ace got hit hard, with just 10 HRs. Anything Unhappy fans are usually #MLB players on Opening Day fans would be more nervous above 25 will make most not a good thing for the guys rosters $2.765B, up $55.2M from than joyous. fans happy. on the field. (pete catapano) last year.” @SBJLizMullen (Sports Business Journal) n Follow us @amNYsports Armstrong gets doping test on first day back in France Purnell bolts Clemson for DePaul Vowing to make DePaul Donahue heads to BC Welcome back to “Chicago’s team” again, Steve Donahue, who led France, Lance Arm- Clemson’s Oliver Purnell Cornell to three straight Jennie Finch strong: this way to dop- became the Blue Demons’ Ivy League titles and to the (GETTY) ing control. coach yester- Sweet 16 in the NCAA tour- The seven-time Tour day. nament, took over at Boston NHL STANDINGS de France champion DePaul has College yesterday. competed in mainland NCAA just one Big Donahue led the Big Red EASTERN CONFERENCE France for the first time roundup East win the to a 29-5 record this season Playoff race W l oT PTS this year yesterday and past two regu- and wins over z-Washington 52 15 12 116 was called in for a ran- lar seasons, yet he sees the favored Temple x-DEVILS 45 26 7 97 dom doping test after the potential for big things. and Wisconsin x-Buffalo 43 25 10 96 first stage of the four-day “I think we’ve got a great in the NCAA x-Pittsburgh 45 26 7 97 x-Ottawa 43 31 5 91 Circuit de la Sarthe. opportunity to re-establish tournament. Montreal 39 32 8 86 The 38-year-old DePaul as Chicago’s team Donahue Boston 36 30 13 85 Texan rode for Team and hopefully get our Oliver Purnell was 138-88 in seven seasons at Clemson. His will replace Al 39 34 6 84 RadioShack and placed share of Chicago guys,” the DePaul deal is reportedly for seven years and $15 million. (GETTY) Skinner, who Donahue RANGERS 36 32 10 82 24th, trailing in the main 56-year-old Purnell said. (AP) was fired after Atlanta 34 32 13 81 pack just a split second since the former UCLA coach Bruiser Flint. He spent six 13 years in which he became ISLANDERS 33 35 10 76 behind winner Luis Leon Lavin hires Chiles took over the program. years at Iona as the recruit- the winningest coach in BC Carolina 33 36 10 76 Sanchez of Spain. He’ll Drexel assistant Tony Chiles was in his fifth ing coordinator. history and took the Eagles z-clinched conf.; x-clinched spot; 2 pts. for return to the United Chiles became Steve Lavin’s season as Drexel’s second Chiles also was an assis- to seven NCAA tournaments win, 1 for OT loss. Late games not included. States on Friday. (AP) first official hire at St. John’s assistant to head coach tant at Manhattan. (Newsday) in a nine-year span. (AP) TV sports today GOLF Houston, 8 p.m.; ESPN PGA San Antonio at Messi’s 4 goals point Barça into semifinals Tour, Masters Phoenix, 10:30 LOOKING Par 3 Contest, p.m. and-home, total-goals series Augusta, Ga., FC BArcelona 3 p.m. nhl 4 on 6-3 aggregate and will VERSUS Toronto at Rangers, FOR ARSENAL play Inter Milan in the semi- mlb 1 finals starting April 20 in SNY Florida at 7 p.m. Mets, 7 p.m. at Camp Nou, second leg of UEFA Italy, with the second leg in soccer TENNIS Champions League quarterfinal Spain eight days later. ESPN2 Yankees FSC UEFA Cham- The final will be held on at Boston, 7 p.m. pions League quarterfinal, May 22 in Madrid. nba Bayern Munich LESSONS? MSG Knicks at Lionel Messi scored four With Barcelona down 1-0, at Manchester Indiana, 7 p.m. goals, getting a hat trick Messi, the reigning FIFA United, 2:45 p.m. Tennis TIP.com / in a 22-minute span of the player of the year, scored ESPN Utah at first half, to carry defending in the 21st, 37th and 42nd GROUP CLINICS champion Barcelona over minutes. His 39th goal of Last night’s Yankees-Red Sox, Celtics- Arsenal 4-1 last night and the season came in the 88th Knicks, Rangers-Sabres, Canadiens- into the European Champi- minute off a rebound. His Lionel Messi’s scoring Islanders, Devils-Thrashers and NCAA women’s national championship ons League semifinals. strike went through the outburst kept Barcelona’s games ended too late for this edition. Barcelona won the home- goalkeeper’s legs. (AP) title defense alive. 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