CKUL FUTURE MOVES BEYOND BI-POLAR PERSONALITIES
By James Harder News Editor
n Monday morning the Students Union General Assembly unani Omously decided to put the future of CKUL radio in the hands of a six person committee which neither SU president Jon Wescott or former CKUL Station Manger Aaron Nakama can have a seat on. "I don't get to play in it and Aaron does n't get to play in it," said SU President Jon Wescott. Over the past four months, Nakama and Wescott have battled back and forth for con trol of the station. Nakama ha.s been trying to keep CKUL at the helm of the Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission license, while Wescott ha.s tried to ensure the SU remains in control of "I don't get to play in it and Aaron doesn't get to play in it," said SU President Jon Wescott. the station. Monday's decision came after a weekend of talks among the General Assembly, which also included several representatives from CKUL. Aaron Nakama continued on page 3 Jon Wescott { thursday September 18, 1997 what'sup September Saturday #uri day monday tuesday wed nesday £JW rsd^y friday Men's & domett's "Take Back The Soccer Time Night" 10th Horns Annual Rally, vs . Management March & Golden Bears workshop Celebration in Edmonton part II 7pm Gait Gardens at noon
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Located at training, please call Maria ply basic human needs, opportunity to interact Karen Christie- flute- 207-13 Street North in the Craft at 382-6481. provide personal counsel with students at G a I b r a i t h Maria Geppert -sopra Bill Kergan Centre, the ing, spiritual and moral School, please call no, violin, cello CVC is a drop-in centre United Way of regeneration and physical Gertrude L i z e e at 327- Robert George -bassoon with office hours Monday Lethbridge & District: rehabilitation of all per 3 6 5 3. Andrew Gierulski to Friday 8:30-4:30pm. The United Way directly sons in need who come harpsichord, organ For further imformation, supports local charities within its sphere of influ call us at 320-2044. that help strengthen fami ence. A support program Lethbridge YMCA: This N o t e - A b 1 e Music Recital lies, promote self-suffi for single moms abs their organization is a world Hall, 323 8th St. S. (please St. Michael's Health ciency, improve health and children will commence in wide fellowship dedicated use rear entrance, parking Centre: Volunteers are help people including September 18 for 12 weeks to the growth of persons in in city lot). Friday. being recruted at this time youth, senior citizens and from 10:15 to 1 1:45 a.m. spirit, mind and body and September 19 at 7:00pm. Volunteers are needed to as certified volunteers people living with disabil in a sense of res pons abili and Friday, October 13 at provide child care support feeders for all St. ities residing in South ty to each other and to the 7:00pm also. Michael's sites. Alberta. Several volun for the little ones involved h u m a n c o m m u n i t y. Its teers are needed for the inteh program. Duties will Volunteers will provide mission is to offer people For tickets, pleas e call rest of September to help involve organized play proficient m e a 1 -1 i m e opportunities for personal Note-Able Music (380- the Campaign Cabinet. activities, reading stories, assistance for residents growth and service to oth 2 130), the FAinils Duties include the d I i v c r y crafts and such. If you and patients with feeding ers. Volunteers are needed Concerts Assoc i ation difficulties, training will of kits to corporations, would like to assist with at this time to assist with (380-2874), or ask your commence on September 2 9 businesses and prole s- child care for this program the preschool program. m u s i c teacher. Ticket s and 3 0, 1997 from 7:00 to sional offices. Time and at the Salvation Army, Duties will include assist may also be available al 9:00 p. m. both evenings i n days are flexible Monday please call Raiule Ross at ing staff with various the door. 3 2 7-8084. the Auxiliary Site Main to Friday 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 activities such as child L o u n g e,9 3 5 - 17 Street p.m. This would be a great care, bithday parties and T i c k e s t Prices: r e g UI a r South. Upon completion of opportunity for those C a 1 b ra it h Elementary otlur tasks as required. $5.00, child under \- this program, volunteers looking to get experience School: This busy school Days and times vary from $4.00, family discount (3 will be able to choose the connecting with corpora- is looking for individuals Monday through Saturday. to 5 people together, times best suited for them. lions in Lethbridge. For aged 16 years and over who II you have an hour or two including at least on e Volunteer opportunities information about how you would like to be tutors to a week to spare and would adult and at least one are open for all three can help, call Audrey assist students from t he- like to get involved with child) $ 1 2.0 0 Porter at 329-1700. meals, seven days a week. school with homework this program at the YMCA, news | thursday September 18, 1997 CKUL FUTURE...CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Rob Willis, CKUL music ble solution will be entertained. be submitting an application to the process was simply another move council. director, was involved in the This is done without prejudice in committee on behalf of the by SU to avoid making a concise If no external body i.s recom weekend's deliberations and was total faith." Friends of CKUL Radio Society." decision. mended to take control of CKUL present at Monday's GA meeting. Aaron Nakama would not Over thirty students were pre The committee will consist of FM broadcast, the matter will be "I was quite pleased with the comment General Assembly's sent to take in the outcome of one CKUL executive, one SU brought to referendum. If that GA. I thought that wc came out were to happen, the issue would decision. Monday's meeting. Most of those executive, one CKUL member, with a very workable solution. I be pushed aside to yet another SU Dana Dawson, former program in attendance responded positive one SU member and two students am glad that the GA i.s back. I executive, as all referendum ques manager, felt satisfied with the ly to the decision, although some at large. They have a deadline of have every confidence that we can expressed concern. One such stu October 1 to come up with the cri tions have to be submitted to the outcome. work out an agreement that is dent wondered if thc committee teria that acceptable groups must Board of Governors by October 1. "I hope if we go through with mutually beneficial." would actually achieve its pur meet if they wish to run CKUL. A The Students Union this process that there won't be Jon Wescott was extremely pose, that being the awarding of final deadline of November 26 has feels confident that Monday's another hold like this past sum happy with the outcome. the right to apply for the FM been set for the committee to decision is indeed the "final solu mer." "We've ensured the best possi license, or if the committee report their recommendations to tion" to the CKUL issue. Dawson also added, "We will CKUL support cries out in the atrium us as an independent radio. They ly assess our student government. hand to give a short address on the audience as he mentioned the By James Harder saw independence as the thing for How can we free speech. dismissal of Aaron Nakama from News Editor our station. This summer do that if "Things that you want to talk his post as Station Manager. The has put they con about don't happen when the peo audience had a lot to say on the The battle between the SU trol all our ple making the decision are the issue as a long line formed at the and CKUL assets?" people you want to talk about. open mike. Wescott was bom Radio Society added The SU has all the muscle it needs barded with questions as students came to a head Dawson to do what it wants to do." asked why the license application last week at a rally to a Huffman also added some gen process had been halted, held in the atrium cheer eral comments directed towards of the university. from the university. The atrium was packed full The issues were sup "It (the U of L) has little of students and noise of obvious concern porters impact on the community. People "We're not halting the process. as a large amount of in the on the other side of the coulee We're making a decision on students gathered to hardly know you exist." Monday," was Wescott's listen and voice their Huffman ended his address by response. opinion. challenging the students. If stu Not all students at the rally The rally represent crowd. dents want something to happen, were against the SU. ed a final cry to stu The atrium was packed they need to take immediate "Why are you so scared of dents about what has t h e full of students and noise as Dana action against the injustice. having the SU hold the license?" been going on between r porte station back a year or and Aaron Nakama rallied the stu Following Huffman's address, asked student John Wilson of the SU and the campus pr*ow w Tom two for the FM license," dents behind an independent SU president Jon Wescott read a CKUL. radio station over the sum said Dana Dawson, former pro CKUL. press release outlining the SU's Students were still expressing mer. gram manager at CKUL. Jess Huffman, a journalist with position on the CKUL issue. He concern as the rally drew to a "The past SU have supported "We need to be free to critical the Alberta Free Press, was on received a chorus of boo's from close. A Dental Care Plan For U of L Students Get Down to Business By Elaine Costeira Typesetter With the Faculty of Management Dental care is becoming an increasingly important issue with stu dents. The number of students covered under a spousal or parent's den tal plan is decreasing year after year. In conjunction with this, dental costs are increasing year after year, and when it comes to a university DID YOU KNOW.... student budget, we don't want to even think about it. During this week's meeting of the Students' Union General Assembly, which was held this Monday, the mentioned topic was dis That the Faculty of Management offers a cussed. The idea was to go for a referendum on this issue in order to be variety of programs? certain of what students want. "The idea was first discussed last year," said Klaas Deemter, VP Administration. Deemter believes that a dental plan is probably the best Drop by our office in E-480 and check out the following: A student dental care program is an effective way for • 14 different majors including Accounting, Finance, Management students to help offset the increasing dental service costs. Information Systems, Marketing, Human Resource Management, etc. • Combined degree program; two degrees in five years (one of a B.Ed., B.A., B.Sc. and a B.Mgt.) use for the buck. • Second degree for graduates in a non-management discipline A student dental care program is an effective way for students to • Post Baccalaureate Professional Accounting Diploma (PADP) help offset the increasing dental service costs. A Managed Dental Care • 10-course Certificate in a variety of majors program was the suggested type of plan, to allow students full access to • Post-diploma degree program dental services, while maintaining low cost coverage. Managed Dental • Co-operative Education Care has evolved as an alternative delivery system to the traditional fee- • International Management for-service dentistry practice. The fee-for-service system allows den • Consulting Program (earn while you learn) tists to charge what they feel fit, limited only by the procedures costs as • Teaching assistantships (earn while you learn). Check out the scholarship and bursary programs too! set oul in the Dental Association Fee Guide for each province. "We're in a minority by not having a dental plan," said Jon Wescott, Come and see us about specific For more information, please contact President of the Student's Union. "Healthier students means a happier information regarding programs Joan Kendall, Faculty of Management which may interest you. University of Lethbridge student body." Phone: (403) 329-2153 Fax: (403) 329-2253 {thursday septanber 18, 1997 news Despite Public Squeals, Hog Plant Goes including hog slaughtering opera ven before thc judicial pro- where Bruce and Joan Haig, mony already completed. tions, must follow provincial min The controversial review imum distance separation rules application was designed to exam By Miranda Selinger E which ensure adequate distance ccdurcs began. Court of Kristcn Huffman, and Kenneth ine thc physical layout of the pro Reporter Queen's Bench Justice Jim like hoped to have thc land sale posed plant and the procedures for between the plant and other land Langston adjourned the hog plant and rczoning transactions handling emissions, controlling users, including Lethbridge resi review application initiated by declared invalid. However, thc surface run-off chemicals and dents. four distressed citizens. A new operation remains a go ahead with sewage tank leaks. Cries of poten If the success of Fletcher's hog court date was set last week, a private ground-breaking cere tial environmental catastrophe operations in Red Deer is any should be hushed by Yuan Yi's indication of Yuan Yi's prospec apparent concern for the mainte tive success, then thc Lethbridge nance and cleanliness of the community has little to fear. In plant's operations as outlined in fact, thc creation of jobs and the review application. For com potential $900 million annual parison, Red Deer residents find spin-off to benefit local economy no "annoying side effects" from ha.s Yuan Yi representative, Wayne the local, similar-sized Fletcher's Peterson, confident of thc plant's hog slaughtering plant. growing support. Supporters of Despite claims by opposing crit thc hog plant predict that thc oper ics, stench, sewage and disease ation will become an important will not overcome Lethbridge cit part of thc city's economy. Indeed, izens. Many fail to realize that Lethbridge should capitalize on strict guidelines have been set by thc hog slaughtering plant's bene the province to control air emis fits rather than allow a few dissi sions, odours, solid waste han dents to quash thc prodution of dling and liquid pungence con food and future economic pros tainment. Furthermore, producers, perity. from each class resides in Rez. including a wing's night on D\E 3, Rez Report This means late-night meandering a mini-golf\movie night on Kl\2. [V OFC By Erin for notes, brainstorming over and a Japanese Food Night in C- ',, Muller lunch in the cafeteria, and an scction. 'oo Reporter increadible support system should Thc big event in all of Rez this the dreaded "F" come to the resi week is Assassins. Yes, it's that dent student. time of year again when the resi What is academics though, dents come to class equipped with now into without stress relief? We here at binders, pens, and a little plastic- the sec the O.R.S. are busy planning gun. The object of the game is ond week events to keep the Rez Rats enter simple: every person who wishes *%/*"/'*" oi Ttt* Untwrwlty of L*mbr1dg of school, and the students are tained. (By the way, all o\' those to play is given a photo and a gun. An automous body, separate from the U of L Student's Union being forced to focus on the acad off-campus individuals who insist They must shoot the person they SU -166, 4401 University Drive West, Lethbridge, AB TIK 3M4 emic side to University life. The on asking us if we have any have been assigned to kill, and residents are either discovering or cheese... we've heard it. The joke take possesion of their photos. meliorism • n. (L melior, better) rediscovering how valuable living is old. Get over it.) The game continues for a week, The belief that the world naturally on campus can be. The main Some of these events occurcd and prizes are awarded to the per tends to get better, and that this benifit to living in Rez is the con last week. Pikani had a 90210 son with the most pictures. It is a tendency can be furthered by venience. Classes are rarely party, complete with veggies and lot of fun, and a really good way human effort. skipped because they are so easy wings. D\E 2 had a Chinese Food to get to know fellow residents The Meliorist is the student newspaper of the University of Lethbridge, to get to. The library and all other Night at Dynasty on Friday. D\E 1 (and their schedules, eating pat published most Thursdays throughout the academic year by the Meliorist campus resources are only a short had a Chinese Night on Monday, terns, mating rituals, etc. We take Publishing Society, an autonomous incorporated body. walk away. 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Contributors: Pat Tanaka, Jason Shriner, Aaron Nakama Jay Zaal, Erin Muller, Dana Dawson,Kirstin Anderson, Shawn This issue brought to you by: Peter C. Emberley "University managers are confronted with such wildness their response has usually been to devise technical rules and codes to suppress it." news | thursday septenber 18, 1997 NEW COMPUTER SERVICES AN EXCITING CHANGE Management course in Oracle move comes as a result of thc already thoroughly familiar with time. Thc new e-mail room will By Witek Gierulski programming - much in demand University's policy to update the new services on offer. soon contain thc latest in scanning Reporter in thc current job market - and a annually all of its computer labs "Not many universities are technology, and it i.s scheduled to Fine Arts course utilizing pho- with the latest hardware and soft providing this extensive training have a new Javastation by the end On Thursday, September 11, tocditing software." ware. for all their students," says of November, a development that, thc University of Lethbridge As Dubien says, "This allows Dubien. according to Dubien, will make Computing Services Division us to track and use the latest soft In fact, not only do all students the U of L "one of the first uni held the official opening of thc ware and have it available to stu get the opportunity to attend the versities to offer their students updated computer services for the dents." The displaced year-old free training sessions, but they Javastation." university. machines will be sold to individ now also have the extra conve "The Computing Services ual departments, at discounted nience of a new e-mail room, at Acknowledgements to Ron Division is pleased to offer stu rates. This way, the departments E648, where they can access their Dubien for an informative inter dents statc-of-the art technology, can avoid buying costly new com e-mail and Internet accounts with view. software, and training that is puters on the open market. out having to compete with unique to any university in North Last May, the U of L To ensure that all students are scheduled classes for scarce lab America, in that it is standardized Computing Services Division able to take advantage of the new campus-wide, accessible to all installed over 150 new PC-com computer services, a series of students, and not linked to an patible and Macintosh computers training sessions are being held. INTRODUCING increase in tuition," says Ron in order to replace all the For information about these ses Dubien, Director of Computing machines in the University's four sions, call the student computer Services. PC labs and one Macintosh lab. labs at 329-2131. According to Dubien, the The new computers are Pentium At the sessions, students will revamped computer labs will now 166MHz PC-compatibles with learn how to access the Internet allow the U of L to "offer courses 32MB of RAM and Macintosh and their e-mail accounts on the 25% that demand high-performance 160MHz machines with 48MB refurbished system. Leading the computers," including "a RAM and 17" monitors. The on (X-l/V) sessions will be students who are in some circles OFF ALL OFF THE NET: Why Dogs Are Better Than Women GREYHOUND BUS TRAVEL Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care ifyou use their shampoo. IN WESTEHH Dogs think you sing great. 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Call 1 -300-661-37^7 for the nearest Greyhound location. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. {thursday September 18, 1997 editorial Scratching, biting and name calling new SU policy why. while the station lies them to go light a fire under the major issue facing students arises in limbo waiting for the Students' Union, give them all a In my tenure at thc University (Klein's cut backs, rising tuition, day that the little red light good shake and tell them to of Lethbridge I have seen a great the deletion ot classes) the CROW UP! number ot student issues whirl Students' Union can act as a reads 'On Air.' After that i.s all said and done, wind their way through the halls. megaphone for us, Joe Student. It has also been brought However, it seems to me that the How, may I ask, can this happen to my attention that due lo only time I hear people voicing when the Students' Union at the the recent problems with their opinion is when the University of Lethbridge is con CKUL a petition is going Students' Union is at the heart of stantly bickering amongst them around calling for thc resig Yes, my friends I am the issue. I used to think selves, having contests to see nation of the Students' blaming student that this was due solely to student who has the biggest. . . . toys. Union President. And why apathy on the apathy (You know, that big yellow Two years ago, the U of L was nol'.' If the students feel that soother that allows people to just laced with a saga of pathetic pro- they aren't being represented Students' Union sit there with their mouths shut), portions-CFS (Canadian then screw 'em get the guy but now I have totally changed my Federation of Students). This out of there. We are aloud to mind. involved several members of the do that! Should we be repre There has been only one inci SU trying to convince students sented by a bunch of people I would like to welcome everyone dent, until recently with CKUL that an eastern based organiza that all failed the "Work Well back to campus and to encourage making it two incidents, that stu tion that spent more time worry With Others" section in you all to E-mail, phone, send a dents have drawn their swords, ing about the status of rodeo Kindergarten? These people homing pigeon or simply stake neither of which have had any ref stock in Alberta than on issues photo by Tom Porter are too busy squabbling about out my house and let mc know erence to issues concerning the concerning students, could repre Concerned student, Karen their own personal conflicts to what is on you. mind at any par ticular time. real world. These two student sent the us in a fair and efficient Broadhead voices concerns get any work done for the stu outcries have made me look at this way. This issue split the members dents. subject of apathy and representa of the Students' Union in two. (A about the future of CKUL Yes, my friends I am blaming Literally Yours, Tyler Ball tion a lot differently. little bit of high treason perhaps?) for a second time. It sees that the student apathy on the Students' The Students' Union (SU) is an Was there any actual representa long arm ofthe SU has just cuffed Union' because who would evcr E-in-C organization, a government, that tion of students being done while CKUL (The campus radio station) know lf the sludcnts d,d have any- [email protected] is elected by students for the pur thc 'team' called the SU was in upside thc head after CKUL thing constructive say? No one in pose of representing them on and shoving match with each other? I pulled out its mightiest micro the SU has time away from the off campus. Afterall, they have think not. Did personal agendas phone to try and severe its umbil civil war to listen. So the next the contacts, the funds and thc get the better of thc entire school? ical cord from the mother Union. I time someone gives me grief medium to carry our voices fur I think so. mean, the SU fired the station about being apathetic, I am going ther and further out. So, when a Now, the students are speaking manager but aren't telling anyone t0 simP'y turn to lnem and tcl1 yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. . • . .'-• :•• ••.•..••• • • • : • : : • . . mmmmm - .- : • • . .... around you silly twirp!). And therapy and those in denial. come into a student democracy even if they were gay, it is the that I am paying for, at least 90's, get used to it. The point Speaking of the new "Campus according to my tuition bill. In being that bigotry is caused by Card", pretty spanky huh? And, the words of Johnny Cash, "Only meN's unfounded fear, and that being they come with an owner's man lies needed to be covered up, the paranoid about whether two ual yet! Of course, my picture truth can run around naked." muppets on a kids TV show are didn't turn out nearly as nice as gay really just makes you look the sample on the cover of the Thirdly, putting thc whole trans silly. owner's manual. But then I did mitter/Student Council issue n't make the poor guy redo my aside, here is something I would Now about Ernie's death, truth picture five times like the girl in like you to sec. How about be known Ernie did not die of line ahead of me did. speakers broadcasting CKUL in AIDS, Ernie was hit by a bus. I the main corridor of U-Hall? Not myself have not personally seen And back to the girl on the cover blasting so that it annoys people the body, so I am still in a fair bit of the owner's manual, I have or can be heard in the class of denial. I like my own little met you, but damned if I ean rooms, but so that wc can some world where I drive a Porsche, remember your name... Jen times enjoy the radio that we, in Ify+VUi, f\*s was a place where you partied though some parts of Rez arc sub every weekend and there were stance-free... and some cabs with more than a few "relationships" more socially acceptable names that lasted less time than a foot go on, the element of fun is still ball game. We, my cellmates and there. Why?., because we are all I, spent many an hour trying to atill kids.. And kids like to have No-Neck avoid being put under the thumb fun.. Each in their own way. of "Thc Man".. Hell one guy even kept a motorcycle...IN HIS By and large, there are some ROOM. It was obscured by a very things that never change about Brcezeway and let it slowly trick large pile of laundry, of course, Rez. The matresses are too thin le down to the river? Simple, effi which was the only way we could and should be burned after each cient, and bio-dcgradable. hide it. Yes.. We had fun.. Some year. The food sucks. The univer would say too much fun. But hell, sity Rez is the best place to meet If I may stray from this a moment, we were kids and that i.s what the friends (and sometimes your I must ask you, the reader, to pon young adults do.. They have fun. soulmate) that you will have for ocs Living in U-Hall Rez der with me, just what arc thc real University is more than just an your whole life. Finally, it is the contribute to Alcoholic D motives behind my brother-in ell, it is my understand education. It is a experience.. most fun you will ever have with Debauchery? arms, the no-necked one, for Wing that Redneck feels Some times that we will all your clothes on ... especially if bringing back the "Loose Ladies that Rez is a hotbed of debauch remember for the rest of our lives. you have just come from a farm It has recently been brought to the Cab?" You must remember, this is ery and alcoholism. I mean, who Ten years from now...When life is near Coronation or Nanton or any attention of the ever-enlightened the same man whose apple among us is surprised at his state way more complicated... we will other place where fun is watching Redneck that there arc those induced libido explosions have ments... it is vintage Redneck; not remember Econ 2100. We will thc town drunk passing out on the among the O.R.S who arc aghast left many a man pondering their bottled with a different label . But remember the fun we had and the corner. at the latest offerings that myself commitment to their own sexual just because it is bottled with a people we met... and we will wish and my balding, anatomically- different label doesn't mean that it ity. This is also the only man I to hell we could have that much If you have any questions/com- challenged comrade contributed is entirely bad. I mean that I have know who is a proud card-carry fun again. ments/ideas.. Please e-mail me at to last week's Meliorist to agree with Redneck on some ing member of a Playboy Visa! [email protected]. *Note: Any Apparently the problem lies with points... because, after all, I once For shame No-neck, you dirty old Now I am given to understand mail sent may be published with my assertion that to live in Rez lived in Rez. man! Leave the young First that there are several substance- out the consent of the sender for one must, in simple terms, eat Virgins alone, your pearls of wis free floors in Rez right now. I the purposes of comparison or Yes, it's true... me, the man of lit bad/drink good. My English in dom and suffocating girth would think that is great. Anytime we rcbuttle... If you send it.. We can tle neck, once "graced" the halls this instance may not be as ele- only leave these poor ladies exercise our right to choose it is a print it. of "The Dungeon." RoomD-335 show of maturity and responsibil to be exact. Now, mind you, this ity. The 90's are a kinder, gentler My les Poff was during the 88/89 academic decade and the conservative back year (which should tell you how lash ha.s spelled the end of many long in the tooth I am) when I had fun things, including my beloved more hair and more neck. But thc / also do not mean to greatly offend any of my "Loose Ladies Cab." But even point is that when I lived in Rez it growing class of alcohol-abetted perversociety It was obscured by a very large pile of laundry, of course, which was the only way we could hide it. gant and loquacious as one nor defenseless to your charms, with mally expects from the guardian nothing left but a trail of bab of all things virtuous and bling, astounded young men in Conservative. However, I find your wake. I am of course joking that in order to relate my point to (not about the No-neck's animal the O.R.S, I must place the issues attraction, however). in the most elementary perspec tive possible. I also do not mean to greatly offend any of my growing class Let me ask one question, how can of alcohol-abetted perverts in you not undergo a phase of severe society. I myself am in favour of a alcoholic moral depravity whilst "Rather Worn Out But Still COUNTRY/ROCK biding your time in the Dungeon? Salvageable Young Vixens Cab." NIGHT CLUB & LOUNGE It was brought to my attention Hold it in the Zoo, where they that there are three substance-free have glorious, almighty Pilsner floors in U-Hall. Well whoopie- on tap. In the end, the Pil is all ding, sounds more like three fun- that really matters, because after free Hoots to me. You could have the No-necked Wonder shows his NOW OPEN MONDAY - SATURDAY more fun partying in the morgue. face, the only thing any of us will And with Rez being substance- be going home with is a severe free, the girls in thc morgue are hangover. Bring On The SPECIALS! probably a lot more fun. Tell mc Rednecked Revolution! The West if I am wrong, but wasn't the rea Will Be Free! Monday - Wednesday son they made Rez solid cement $1.25 HiBalls Free Pool 4:00 • 7:00 p.m. was so the morning after the par [email protected] $1.0O Draft 1/2 Price Pool 7:00 - Close tying had ceased, all the R.A's Jon Koch $1.75 Shooters had to do was rinse all the boo/e and regurgitated Pil that coated s- Monday All You Can Eat Pasta $5.95 the floors, walls and ceilings with ^ Tuesday 1/2 Order Nachos $3.95 a higher power hose out the end <*" Wednesday Burger & Fries $3.SO <*" Thursday Chefs Special ot the building onto the <*- Wings 25C Any Day! Any Time! Monday - Wednesday ALL REQUEST MUSIC! If you have a CD you want to hear bring it in & we'll play it for you! 1016 - 1st Avenuu Souin. Lethbridge. AlCana T1J 081 • Phone: (403) 380-4210 • Fax:(403)380-4289 | thursday September 18, 1997 entertainment and sensitive federal Marshal not a finite point, but a wonderful bisexual mentally handicapped working for EPA. After his com begging to a wealth of possibili repairman quite well. As a matter A&E By Shawn Schroter panion Frank is killed in ties, whereas thc Sheriff is limited of fact, il really seems like he is Odds N' Ends Staff Writer Appalachia (in an emotional scene to one orifice by his conservative drunk on screen. featuring Richard Masur), Taggert heterosexual ity. Like all of Seagal's films, thc for Steven Seagal, master goes undercover to find out the After Cotton is beaten by title is a sly reference to Seagal's thespian, has made anoth hideous truth that a homophone homophobes, who mock his love alternative lifestyle. "Under September er achievement in con named Orin Hanncr (Kris for Taggert with phrases like "Did Siege" and on "On Deadly temporary alternative cin Kristofferson) had his lover killed, you go all the way on the first Ground" were references to the 0 ema. He is thc first person and is dumping toxic waste into date?" Taggert becomes feral, homophobic forces and the trou H ever to portray a bisexual abandoned coal mines. much like Dustin Hoffman's char ble many individuals face before super-cop in a major Thc townsfolk initially mis acter in "Straw Dogs." "coming out of the closet." "Fire Presentations in the Arts motion picture. Serving trust him, because of his unusual Thc film reaches a climax Down Below" i.s closer to the title Calgary artist Diane Colwell PQ as producer, he introduces sensitivity and wit. He strikes up a when Sarah's incestuous brother of Zalman King's film "Two will speak on her works in the a new strain of conscious platonic relationship with Sarah Earl (Steven Lang) discovers who Moon Junction," it represents University of Lethbridge ness to thc American peo (Marg Helgcnbergcr), which Taggert really is, and tries to kill Taggert' inner lust and thc prover Recital Hall (W 550) at 12:00 ple. "Fire Down Below" quickly turns into hot passion. He him. Steven Lang, interestingly bial "Fire Down Below" that he pm. All arc welcome; admis is his latest feature film, also develops an animal lust for enough, played a latent homosex feels for Cotton. sion is free. and the easiest way to Cotton (Harry Dean Stanton), a ual/pedophile in Uli Edel's film Director Felix Enrique/ Alcala elaborate on its complex mentally handicapped man. "Last Exit to Brooklyn." It is has made a remarkable achieve Lethbridge Film Society's moral themes would be to Local toughs eventually attack amazing to sec him condemn ment. Rather than bow to com Season Premiere describe il as a short story Taggert, fearing his glamour and Sarah's lifestyle whereas he is mercial and social pressures, he The Lethbridge Film Society, by Virginia Woolf con luxury, but he dispenses them with actually the person with the prob has made a film that is so utterly in conjunction with The 0 verted into a screenplay pithy comments like "You've got lem. alternative that it resembles a Students' Union and The by William Faulkner. It is a pretty mouth," and "Hey some As always, Seagal is the stand completely mainstream film. For University of Lethbridge, pre •H clever mixture of sexual times two's not enough," obvious out in the cast. His feminine his tenth film Seagal is incredibly sents thc first of seven interna identity and culture clash ly mocking thc stereotyped charms sparkle in this film even close to his maxim, "Thc secret is tional films. Director Patrice in southeastern Kentucky notions of homosexuals that come more so than in "Thc not to act, but to be." He proves Lecontc's Ridicule (1996) is that leads to one man's from films like "Philadelphia" and Glimmerman." Harry Dean that his life isn't about being gay set in the ornate and decadent confrontation with who "Jeffrey." He even castigates a Stanton, who starred in Wim or straight, reflecting instead to world of Versailles six years he actually is. crooked Sheriff by telling him Wender's film "Paris, Texas" has the inner strength of love and before thc French Revolution. Seagal plays Jack "Any orifice you want," pointing really taken a step up in the acting compassion that one must feel Beautifully designed and shot, Taggert, an effeminate out that for Taggert bisexuality is leagues. He plays a drunken inside. and extremely witty, Ridicule has proven a potent box-office cessful films. Not only that, but years later, an employee at the Jeremy Northam gives thc type attraction in North America. John Sayles, best known for Center for Disease Control of performance that is typically Tickets are available at the By Shawn Schroter directing "Lone Star" and "The (Jeremy Northam), and a mav seen in long distance phone ser Students' Union Service Centre Staff Writer Secret of Roan Inish," was erick cop (Josh Brolin) make a vice commercials and commer (SU240), and the Movie Mill responsible for doing the grisly discovery. Apparently the cials for Ikea. Charles S. Dutton (1710 Mayor Magrath Dr. S). Horror junkies of the world rewrite. But true gorehounds Judas Breed, the group of doesn't vary the pitch or reso Tickets prices are as follows: unite; You have nothing to loose will confess that Sayles' finest insects designed to kill cock nance that he usually brings to regular (adult) $36, (student) U but your inhibitions! work came on writing films like roaches and then die, has mutat his particular brand of non-act $26.; four-pack (adult) $24, •H "Mimic," Guillermo del "Piranha" and "The Howling." ed and grown to a much larger ing. He plays the same "tough (student) $18. The showing £ Toro's second feature, is a hor Strickler's Disease is a prob size. transit cop, who doesn't take no begins promptly at 8:30 pm, at ror film that is exceptional only lem that plagued New York Mira Sorvino won the covet guff from any up street punk" the Movie Mill. •H in the fact that it has the ability City. It nearly killed a third of ed Oscar statue for her perfor type of character that he is to mimic other science fiction the city's children, but Dr. Susan mance in "Mighty Aphrodite," famous for creating. Another thrillers. Fortunately for him, Tyler (Mira Sorvino) introduced but sadly her performance in Academy Award winning actor, ./ the horror genre, much like the "thc Judas Breed" in order to "Mimic" isn't up to horror F. Murray Abraham, makes a action genre, can produce an eliminate the strain of cock movies standards set by films special appearance, but there Benefit Art Auction and Jazz excellent film while cutting and roaches that was responsible for like "Friday the 13th" and "A really isn't anything special to Cabaret tearing pieces from other suc spreading the disease. Three Nightmare on Elm Street." his performance. Doug Levis will again make an continued on page 10 appearance in Lethbridge for Pain't Misbehavin, the Southern Alberta Art Gallery's annual Benefit Art Auction. MEMBERSHIP Tickets for the event are $25, •Prices in effect until Sept. 30. and include live jazz music, •Memberships end Feb. 28, 1998. complimentary champagne and •Purchase memberships at the range. hors d'oeuvrcs. Tickets arc also EVERGREEN redeemable as cash vouchers i on auction purchases over DRIVING RANGE $100. Call 328-8770 to book Membership Fees tickets, seating is limited! ADULTS: $187.25 STUDENTS: $123.05 JUNIORS: $123.05 COUPLE: $342.40 U of L Rhetoric and Communication Society •Year round facility. First facility of it's kind in FAMILY: $508.25 The University of Lethbridge Canada. Rhetoric and Communication •Heated hitting stalls Society will hold its first meet •Artificial turf throughout including target greens, sand traps, & water hazards Small Bucket (30 balls) $3.25 ing of the 1997-98 school year •Large practice putting green Medium Bucket (60 balls) $6.50 on Monday, September 22 at •Sand & chipping practice areas Large Bucket (90 balls) $8.50 4:30 pm in W400. The soci •Grass hitting area for summer use ety's activities include thc •Babysitting room Graduate School Information •C.P.G.A. Professional Instructors Workshop, a film series, social •Group or private lessons events, and an annual trip to the •Video & computer swing analysis Northwest Communication Lounge and full service Pro Shop Association conference (where Call 329-4500 for more deta ils to date twenty U of L students OR EN ING late OCtObef!! have been accepted to present papers). New members from Located 1 minute east of any discipline are welcome, Mayor Magrath Drive on Highway 4 although an interest in commu nication and culture is impera tive. entertainment j tliursday September 18, 1997 I IfSV 7 bleached hair, a Scottish kilt, and scruffy army Ashley Maclsaac To Play the Zoo boots, Maclsaac appears both stubborn and proud, tawdry and threatening. He is clearly willing and By Michelle Matula Entertainment Editor able to push thc limits of his music, himself, and his native culture. "The reason I don't mind wear anada's favorite ing platforms and bell bottoms and basically being Clove him-hatc a fiddle slut is because I still do play in a structured him fiddler Ashley way and it's totally fusion because of that," he Maclsaac will grace announces. "I'm not a grunge fiddler, and I'm not a the U of L with his rock fiddler and I'm not a slow Celtic fiddler ... I'm presence in an exclu just a Cape Breton fiddler who's learned to put Alex Johnston Lecture Series sive performance at things other ways. It's multi-media to music." The Lethbridge Public Library the Zoo on September "When I go out and do my live show I present (in conjunction with the 24. Tickets to thc thc image of an angry young man when on stage. University of Lethbridge) pre show, which is sure to It's angst or punk and that's what thc Celts were, sents speaker Dr. Terry sell out early, went on punks. But it's also about romancing, because the Chapman, an instructor at sale Monday. Celts were also about that." Medicine Hat College and expert Ashley "I'm here to entertain and to invite people into on the sociological history of Maclsaac. A preco my tradition," he says, realizing where his music- southern Alberta. His talk, enti cious pioneer in the has and always will continue to grow from. tled "Welcome To My fusing of Celtic "People who have really got attached to my whole Nightmare: Unpublished soundscapes with image thing have also come to respect what it's all Criminal Court Cases and House and Industrial about in the first place. I do plan on continuing to Alberta Legal History," will dance rhythms. A live in Cape Breton and playing for square dances. focus on the history of some of household name after I don't want any other label except 'Ashley the more nefarious criminal cases "that" Maclean's arti Maclsaac, from Cape Breton, playing the fiddle.'" from Alberta's past. The lecture cle. It seems that it is So be it. Ashley Maclsaac, from Cape Breton, will be held in the Theatre no longer a question playing the fiddle in the Zoo on September 24. Gallery at 7:30 pm; admission is of what he will do, Doors open at 8:00 pm. Tickets are just $25 a piece free. but instead, what he advance, $30 at the door (if not sold out!). won't. Sporting Presentations in the Arts Kings and Queen of Rock to Play Calgary Charles C. Hill, Curator of tus in Canada, the band is relative "What we aspire to do is have with Healey allowed her to Canadian Art at the National By Michelle Matula ly unknown in the west. This will people ask, 'Do you like the explore the blues, and delve into Gallery of Canada will present a Entertainment Editor soon change, with their sopho Philosopher Kings?' as opposed her own musical roots. "My music lecture on the gallery's exhibition more effort, "I Am The Man," to to, 'Do you like such and such a is fairly unique in that I'm not The Group of Seven: Art For A uesday, September 23 will be released in early October. blend of musical styles?' We'd restricted to one format. My Mom Nation. In addition to speaking find Canadian rock-blues- There was definitely a positive like to one day be able to rise is from Trinidad so I grew up lis of the organization installation Tsoul sensations The reaction to tunes belted out at the above musical terms and tran tening to a lot of really festive, and main theses of the exhibi Philosopher Kings opening for all-day Edgefest, and the Kings scend categorization." rhythmic calypso music. My Dad tion, Mr. Hill will address the equally soulful Amanda Marshall stood alone with their jazz influ Amanda Marshall has been is Canadian, so I also heard some critical reaction to this recent at the Jubilee in Calgary. enced soulfully sophisticated bub able to transcend this categoriza great 60's songs," she says, National Gallery showing. The Although Amanda Marshall is bling rhythms. tion, as critics praise her anomaly: adding "I enjoy a wide variety of lecture will be held in the acclaimed across both the US and "People always ask what type awesome vocal intensity and leg musical styles and have been for University of Lethbridge Recital Canada, apparently little is known of music we're playing," says lead endary live performances. tunate enough, through my friends Hall (W 550) at 7:30 pm. All are about The Philosopher Kings. vocalist Gerald Eaton. "And I Marshall's venture in the and family, to experience those welcome; admission is free. Jump back in time a few week think that because our sound is music business began with an interests." ends to Edgefest... the majority of new, it's very hard to describe." amateur performance at a small Exploring her musical interests acts playing Main Stage are "The jazz influence is definite Toronto nightclub where allowed her to focus on what kind among the world's best rockers, I ly there in the music but we're by singer/guitarist Jeff Healey was in of record she wanted, who she Mother Earth, Our Lady Peace, no means a jazz band," he adds. attendance. Moved so much that wanted to make it with, and where The Tea Party, Silverchair, "What we've taken from jazz is an he joined her on stage, Healey she wanted to make it. "I wanted Premiere to GET REEL! Collective Soul, ... and The ideology ... jazz is our tool, and soon asked Marshall to open for to have more input than just my Canadian Independent Film Tour Philosopher Kings?? I was unfa we use it so that we can go any his band at the height of their vocal talent," she says. "I've tried To be shown on alternate miliar with their music to say the where we want to go on any given "Angel Eyes" fame. Subsequent to make a record that has songs Thursdays beginning at 7:30 pm least, not unlike the other twenty- song." shows with Tom Cochrane on the which immediately grab people, at thc Southern Alberta Art plus thousand 'festers. Eaton admits that their sound "Life is a Highway" tour contin and songs that will take a little Gallery. Calgarian Gary Burn's is "still developing," and express ued to open opportunities to the longer for people to maybe grasp feature film, Suburbanators, is a Despite a top 10 hit es the band's dislike of being cat young singer. ... songs that people really can self-proclaimed "anti-drama" ("Charms") that propelled their egorized or judged by their sound. Marshall's early connection take time to soak in." striving for a "suburban flat 1994 self-titled debut to gold sta Her self-titled debut was ness." A Vancouver International recorded with the help of produc Film Fest spokesperson says that er David Tyson (Alannah Myles, the "slacker and Gen X terms are Hall & Oates), and a cast of ses hard to avoid [in describing the sion musicians including bassist film], but one might sum up this Lee Sklar (James Taylor, Carly must-see feature by saying it WAIMTYCXJ! Simon), guitarists Tommy Byrnes would be the film Quentin (Billy Joel) and Tim Pierce (Tina Tarrantino would have made if Turner, Terrance Trent D'Arby), he had worked in a video store in and drummer Kenny Aronoff Calgary." Admission is just $4 These are two paid he proud and (John Cougar Mellencamp, Bob per showing, unless you pur positions for team ori noble staff of the Dylan, Elton John). The majority chase a 5-film pass for $15. ented individuals look University of of the record was made at David T ing to gain valuable Lethbridge student Tyson's Los Angeles home/studio, experience during the newspaper is seeking which was well suited to school year. two enthusiastic stu Amanda's relaxed approach to If you are interested in CHALLENGE dents to fill positions in making the album. "David and I either position please our advertising depart felt that it would be a great expe Tuesdays At Noon contact The Meliorist at ment. rience to make a record where we The Southern Alberta Art Gallery TEAMWORK 329-2334, or come to our ' We require an advertis weren't tied to the constraints of a presents the film Robert office located in SU166. ing manager and an ad regular studio," she says. "We Motherwell and the New York SUCCESS School: Storming the Citadel. In designer. could be free to experiment and the early 1940's, a group of New really do things our way." York artists changed the face of Application Deadline is September 25 American painting. Admission is continued on page 10 free, as are refreshments. | thursday September 18, 1997 entertainment night were smash tunes "Up The September 13th at you. abstract, and the plain cra/.incss. Hill," the drunk-fest ditty thc Bill Kergan Ale rivers (lowed and good "Loud and intense, yet intri "Drunken Sailor" ("ohhh, put him Tractor Jam Centre with spe cheer prevailed. A virtual sea of cate and subtle at times;" wel in thc longboat 'till he's sober..."), cial guests Jamie fans swayed in unison, watching come to the wonderful world of and the infamous and comically Haney and Larry Steinbrenner, a ... waiting for the mighty Tractor, Captain Tractor's unique and cre musical duo of lilting Celtic tunes ative musical genre. Lending their satirical ballad "Last By Krista Bouckaert faces stained with blinking red and historic folk tales from all the talents to the diverse sound of Saskatchewan Pirate" with the Copy Editor and blue stage lights. world over. After a toe-tappin' "Thc last thing I recall is one Captain Tractor are Jules pirate laugh to boot! harmonica vvailin' drum poundin' Mounteer on drums, Chris Hearts were racing, blood was "Oh, Pitcairn Island ladies Oh, hell of a fall set of lively songs, the stage was Captain Tractor launched Wynters on vocals and electric pumping, and voices were hoarse Pitcairn Island gents ... set for another treat. guitar, vocalist Brock Skywalker and coarse. But wc were "stealing We're all the innocent victims heartily into "Here Wc Go Again," Rob Joass and his wife Jo on accordion, guitar, banjo, flute, wheat and barley and all the other of a strange turn of events." their first single off of their third Muir, two fifths of a fantastic band album "Bought The Farm," which penny whistle, Scott Peters on grains" with Captain Tractor in from Wellington, New Zealand acoustic guitar, mandolin, and Southern Alberta's windy city. he howlin' wolf of the was released on August 30. The called Hobnail Boots, mounted vocals, and definitely not least, What more could a person ask Lethbridge Folk Club cast crowd became a unified entity, thc stage and instantaneosly drew Jeff Smook on bass. Lest we for for? its silhouette upon a dimly singing and dancing, all worries T a crowd in with their charismatic and universal problems seemingly get, the magician of the Tractor - P.S. What i.s "burling"? lit stage. Anticipation and adrena nature, energetic show and musi Graham Caddel, master sound line raged through the veins of an forgotten or merely lost in thc cap cal talents. engineer. As the distinct sounds "You 'ave a very good band expectant crowd. Aroooo... never tivating frenzy of Celtic-influ "Oh, these boots are made for and creative webs of the personal dere. Keep up de good work." fear, the Tractor is near! enced folk-rock rhythm. This walking and I'm going to walk all seemed to be the predominate ities of Captain Tractor meld into PM Jean Chretien to Captain But first ... the season opener over you!" atmosphere of the concert - a an intricate whole, a new age of Tractor at the Canadian Winter of the Lethbridge Folk Club was Watch out Lethbridge, Hobnail escape from the outside world; a music has been born. Games in '95. off to a howlin' start on Saturday, Boots will be back to walk all over gateway into the mysterious, the Big hits of the energy-infused Day Glo Show Alberta band Buzzard filled up fact, they sounded similar to presence, but their music was are the bassist and the drummer. I the rest of the night's roster. many other death metal bands that incredibly enticing. think one kid put it best when he By Steve McGuire Buzzard started the show after have been around for a long time. The show was starting to turn said, "They're basically just a Staff Writer a short, but enthralling introduc By the time Pigment Vehicle completely insane while the cover band. It's a bunch of guys tion from Cherokee, one of the took to the stage, the atmosphere crowd watched as thc Day Glo who aren't Day Glo playing Day hen I heard that three men responsible for putting of the show had to taken a turn for Abortions set up their gear. In the Glo." I'm sure that at one time bands that I had never together the concert (his counter thc worse. The mosh pit got ugli past week a huge hype had started Day Glo Abortions ruled, but now Wheard before were part was Brian McKenna). er with each song, as people up about how rockin' Day Glo they are all washed up and letting playing at Shakers for an eight Buzzard is a fast, hardcore metal slammed back drinks. A very high was supposed to be. Nobody past fame get to their heads. In dollar cover charge I knew that I band with heavy vocals and light percentage of the people who could wait until they started the fact, my hopes were so crushed had to be there. I was sure it ening guitar riffs. I must say that entered the pit came out dripping show; little did we know the dis that I had to leave early. would be a very interesting night they were the most technically tal with blood, theirs or someone appointment we were in for. The In the end, I was quite pleased indeed. And so the night of ented band playing the show. else's. lead singer was a total reject. It with the show. Nobody got hurt Saturday, September 13 began. Every person in the band was very Pigment Vehicle consists of a was as though he thought that he unless they wanted to join the The bands did not start up until skilled, and definitely played their guitarist, bassist, and drummer, was the biggest rockstar. mosh pit, and I'm sure everyone 10:00 pm, and those of us who role in creating Buzzard's sound. who all share vocal duties. This Somehow he figured that he had a good time. I would still say were there early watched as peo Even though they were only thc makes for a very interesting and should've been getting free beer that it was totally worth my eight ple poured down the stairs unre- first band, Buzzard had much of original brand of punk rock. As served to him while on stage. bucks to get in. I only wish that it lentlessly. Needless to say by the the crowd at their mercy. Their set the violence raged in front of Then to add insult to injury, he had been an all ages show instead time the first band took to the was so intense and the band was them they continued to pound out was kicking kids in the mosh pit of a big drunk in some bar. The stage, Shakers was packed almost so energetic that it led to a vibrant their tunes. Pigment Vehicle was and spitting on them. I guess he alcohol got a lot of people way wall to wall. The headlincr band mosh pit bouncing side to side in by far the most enjoyable band thought he was pretty punk, but too pumped up and it was very was Day Glo Abortions out of front of them. On the down side, I that played during the course of really he was just some wannabe. lucky that thc show didn't get Victoria. Pigment Vehicle, also found that Buzzard's music was the night. It's true that they didn't Another let down is the fact that more out of hand. from Victoria, and High Prairie, not very original or creative. In have the most noticeable stage the only original band members Amanda Marshall's justifiable pride in her music has allowed her to Tickets to Calgary's September 23 show, featuring the talents of continued from page 9 embark on what is sure to be a long and prodigious career. Her upcom- Amanda Marshall with special guests The Philosopher Kings, are ing tour is just the icing on her cake of success. available from Ticketmaster outlets, and through Charge-By-Phone. "Mimic" Of course, the releases that most fans arc tired ot continued from hallmarks of watching. Its territory is quite page 8 any good hor familiar, resembling "Aliens," ror movie is "Night of the Living Dead," and never the acting, but the direction even "The Relic." Fortunately, and special effects. Really, like Guillermo del Toro's first Mimic's greatest technical film "Cronos," "Mimic" some achievement is Del Tom's terrific how manages to buck the tide of gothic atmosphere and Rick conformity that managed to swal La/./.arini's wicked insect design. low "The Relic." Apparently II you are into horrific effects, "Mimic" is to "Aliens" what then this is definitely a "must-see- "Under Siege" was to "Die Hard," movie." a film that - despite a lack of orig Effects aside, "Mimic" tends inality - manages to flourish to sustain its suspense more than nonetheless. the typical direct-to-video genre bet pt Out/Add On is Sept. 19 Committee vacancies: Get involved on campus and make the student voice heard. We require student reps for various positions including 2 for GFC (school of nursing and Fine Arts). For more information please contact SU180 or phone 329-2222. PRESS RELEASE Long Distance Phone Cards On September 15th at approximately 7:00 A.M. the Students' Union General Assembly Council shocked now available through the" the student community by proposing a final solution Service Centre. * to the issue of CKUL radio and it's future as a student service. In mutual agreement with the members at CKUL radio, the Students' Union sent the community a message of support and unity. In the spirt of compromise the Students' Union has formed a Clubs Meeting: committee which consists of: N^V 1 CKUL Station Executive member CKUL Thursday Sept. 25 @ 12:15pm 1 Students' Union Executive member Room SU300R 1 CKUL Station member 1 Students' Union General Assembly member 2 Students at large from the U of L community Set with a deadline of October 1st 1997 this committee SEE COMPUTING SERVICES FOR THE FOLLOWING: is to formulate criterion for an acceptable entity to run the student radio station. The committee will then accept applications until October 28th from any ALL STUDENTS HAVE: interested parties. A period of deliberation will - A FREE EMAIL ACCOUNT follow with a recommendation to be announced at the General Assembly meeting on December 1st 1997. -5 MB OF FREE HOME PAGE SPACE - FREE CLASSES ON HOME PAGE DEVELOPMENT It is in the best interests of all students at the University of Lethbridge to ensure that the radio station is being operated by a politically responsible and financially accountable organization. The process outlined above will ensure that this takes place. It is NEXT GA MEETING IS the goal of the Students' Union to send CKUL to broadcast FM throughout the community. DCTDBER 2DTH @ 6PM THE STUDENTS' UNION IS COMMITTED TO SU1BD ENSURING A SUCCESSFUL FUTURE FOR CKUL EVERYDNE WELCDME. RADIO AND TO THE RESPONSIBLE MANAGEMENT OF THE UNION CKUL 99.7 CABLE FM Mku Uachtm WILL BE BROADCASTING Sept. 24th at 9pm SOON tickets available at the SU Service Centre. $25 advance , \ i\ A , JHF I'N/VFR.SirV OM tlHHKIIH,! V STUDENTS' UNION $30 at the door. Going FAST!!! = ^^= {thursday September 18, 1997 Patsies No More! Men's Soccer Gain Point and Respectability red card suspension incurred at shooting opportunities for both Neil McCullogh, Tcli Berris and headaches for teams," commented By Chris Dittmann the end ot last season, as well as Mike Pedrosa and Peter Rob Arcc was outstanding. As coach Randy Bardock on Smith's Sports Writer half-back Chris Diet/en sidelined Giamberardino. The Horns saw well, first year Lethbridge product projectile missiles. with an injury picked up earlier in an opportunity for a point Hash Martinez created real problems up Play was equally tight when, warm and balmy clay sig the week. before their eyes late in thc game front. Given that thc current squad off a Rimmer punt, Spring con naled the start of a new The match began with Riley when Martinez, was put through has played less than a handful of trolled, turned and played Asoccer season for the Ellis-Toddington starting the new by Giamberardino, only to sec his games together, thc duration of Martinez in behind the defence Pronghorn men last Saturday. era off with a crunching tackle cross to Mark Smith awkwardly the season bodes well for Horns only to see his left footed shot However, this wasn't quite like within thirty seconds. However, hooked just left to the post. The men's soccer. Make thc final blocked by keeper Taylor. past opening days. A promising in a tribute to days gone by, the dying moments saw Lethbridge score: Victoria l, Lethbridge 0. The pace of the game was crop of recruits, together with the Horns found themselves a goal pressing, a testament to some Things weren't bound to get beginning to take its loll in the core of last year's young team, down after less than five minutes. any easier on Sunday when last dying moments with more than a brings some genuine optimism to A harmless looking Victoria cross season's other league finalist, thc few Horns playing injured. For the new season. Could this be the eventually found Viking Ken University of British Columbia one, Rimmer was playing on vir year the 'Horns finally make Laite unmarked at the far post to Final results Thunderbirds, rolled into town. tually one leg after a particularly some progress in what seems to put Victoria ahead. The fifty-plus Could the Horns untypically fol heavy collision on a cross. be a never-ending rebuilding spectators couldn't help but get a Pronghorns 0 low up a strong Saturday perfor The game ended 0-0 with the process? feeling of "here we go again." Thunderbirds 0 mance with an even better result Horns taking the first point off If coach Randy Bardock ever However, this is clearly a dif on Sunday? powerhouse UBC in as long as wanted a strong early test for his ferent Lethbridge team in all Right from the opening whis anyone can remember. However, side, he was going to get it in the facets of the game. From that tle the pace of thc game resem Bardock wasn't overly happy visiting Victoria Vikings, coming point on, the Horns midfield com bled that of a group of hyper with the result. vastly improved fitness, and off last season's two mammoth posed itself and had a good deal active children on speed. Both "I felt we deserved to win. I'm defeats of Lethbridge and a of possession. When it didn't, the Victoria holding on. teams were allowed mere seconds ecstatic with the effort. National Championship. back four, and sometimes five, of Despite the loss, Bardock was to dwell on the ball and with each Everybody left it all on the field Bardock fielded an opening 11 the Horns looked rock solid. quite pleased with his revamped side's marking so increadibly today. I thought we were the bet that included only 4 regulars from Strikers Saul Martinez, and Jim squad. tight, it looked like a game of one ter team," concluded Bardock. last year's squad with Victoria, as Suriano fought hard up front and "I felt we got stronger as the touch soccer. The Horns back four This weekend's results, particu well was only returning 2 starters the midfield, unlike past seasons, game wore on and really took it to were allowing UBC\ much larly Sunday's, are an incredible off its championship team. The supported them well. them in the last thirty minutes. I vaunted forward line precious lit improvement. The west coast task for the Horns would be even The second half saw more felt we deserved more." tle space, although Horn strikers teams are recognized as the class tougher with midfield general even play with Victoria hitting a Victoria coach and former Jim Suriano and Saul Martinez of not only Canada West but the Wes Spring serving a one-game probably felt the same. It became post and Martinez creating decent national team captain, Bruce entire country. This current Horn very apparent early on that this is Wilson, echoed Bardock's senti squad proved it can play with any a very strong UBC squad and the ments. one. Horns seemed to be matching up "We go in thinking we can def "I was really impressed with very well. With such tough mark IIS ROYAL BANK initely beat teams," said Wes Lethbridge. This is certainly their ing, scoring opportunities were Spring. "Instead of looking for a best team in five years, perhaps few and far between. The Horns tie or a close loss, we expected even in the ten years I've been best chance came off a Mark coaching. Although I felt we were Smith corner, deflecting to Teli three points." deserving of the win, a draw Berris whose quick shot was well Three points the Horns have would not have been out of the saved by Thunderbird keeper Jeff yet to earn but based on this ordinary. They'll take points off Taylor. Later in the half, Horn weekend's effort it could very some of the big teams," conclud keeper Matty Rimmer was also well come this weekend on a trip ed Wilson. forced into a diving save off a to the University of Saskatchewan Wilson was most impressed half-volley frm the top of the and the University of Alberta. with keeper Matt Rimmer and This weekend could very well be penalty box. center back John Gilzean. looked back on as what started it The second half began just as ""•^ssy. Ironically, Capilano College all for the Horns. Based on these intensely as the first, with Mark very early indications, the Horns transfer Gilzean was recruited by A ROYAL BANK ClIENTCARP Smith's cannon throws aimed at will have somthing to say when Victoria over the summer. Wes Spring or John Gilzean pro it's all said and done in late Along with Gilzean, the entire ACCESS TO CANADA'S LARGEST. <& viding the best early chances. back line of Ellis-Toddington, October. ABM NETWORK "It does cause a lot of w*"»Bffi!ffiRSS Pronghorn hockey season underway By Stephen Tipper "It's big steps in progress," admitted Holden. Defensemen Sports Editor said Holden. No system was Clay Awe and Adam Weber ,*0*^ imposed on the Horns, Holden scored for the Horns. he Horns played their first instead trying to get a feel on how Leadership was also a prob game of the 1997-1998 the players would respond under lem last weekend. "Guys should Tseason last Saturday, los game conditions. step if given the opportunity," ing 3-2 to The Southern Alberta "Some guys didn't stay disci said Holden. "Someone has to •<*** ^ Institute of Technology. plined," said Holden. "We took a take the torch and run with it." ptfit** & IPi<* "It was a little bit of every couple of penalties." But Holden On a personal note, Holden thing, the good, bad, and the was impressed with the defensive wants to thank the 20 Pronghorn ugly," said Horns coach Dean core. "The skill level of the hockey players who ran the Terry Holden. defense was there," Holden said. Fox Run last weekend. Wayne Player Profile - Dana Achtem She participated in track and field, says Achtem. enjoyable to come and play." volleyball, and soccer in Calgary. Her proudest moment as a Rugby is also a big part of her By Stephen Tipper When she finished high Pronghorn occurred in her second life. She is trying out for the Sports Editor school, Achtem came down to thc year when the Horns shut out thc Alberta team next April and she U of L to study and play soccer. Victoria Vikes. will be touring with a team in Goalkeeper and geography One of her former coaches con She admits that she has to Wales next year too. While in major Dana Achtem always has tacted Nancy Thorburn, who was work on her vertical and her posi Whales, Achtem will be watching her bearings when she's on the the Horns' coach at the time, and tioning on crosses. the World Cup of Rugby, the soccer pitch. let Thorburn know she was com Achtem feels that her strength biggest rugby tournament in the Achtem is in her fifth year at ing down. Shortly after, Achtem is her perseverance. She believes world. the U of L. She was born and was playing for the team. that she plays to the best of her After this year, Achtem wants photo by Tom Porter raised in Calgary, and went to Achtem was originally a mid ability, which is all anyone can to work in her own field. She'd Dana Achtem Saint Mary's High School there. fielder on the Horns. But when the ask of a player. especially enjoy working with Horns' goalie got injured while Achtem has been impressed by trees, assessing them and making Achtem was in her first year, she her new coaches. "They're amaz sure they are healthy. volunteered for thc position. ing. They're so professional," "I love to work with my Not Quite "I was thrown into the fire," says Achtem "And they make it hands," says Achtem. Enough On a strange shot, one of the BC midfield chipped a shot just By Jay Zaal out of the reach of the Horns Two Steps Behind Sports Writer keeper into the net. BC held the pressure for the next ten minutes The general play of the was lacking for the first 20-25 espite how well the Horns but fortunately did not score. The Horns showed how well pre minutes of the second half. Dplayed, they were on the half ended in BC's favor. pared the team was for this During this time the Vikes even wrong side of a 3-0 defeat on The second half was much game. Thc Horns started the had an in close three on nothing, Sunday against the University of slower as both teams struggled to game really well and for most but hit the crossbar. The Horns British Columbia Thunderbirds. control the midfield. In 75 min of the first half they had con still made a run for victory and utes the Horns came trol of the game. came close to scoring. However, it close. In thc same fash Unfortunately, the Vikes got was the Vikes who struck again on ion as last game Chelsea off the best quality shots. a cross that was only deflected to Reidel muscled the ball This game started out a waiting Vike, securing the victo past the defender but great for the Horns, keeping ry. unfortunately the defense scoreless until the 24th There was an upside to caught her before she minute; it was at this time the Saturday's game, the defense could tie the score. The Vikes struck first. Good pass played really well and keeper rest of the half was a ing by Victoria found an Dana Achtem made many excel show put on by keeper attacker inside the defense lent saves keeping the Horns Dana Achtem. She made and resulted in an unstop alive. The Horns are still a young many difficult saves pable goal. It only took the team with many few new faces. keeping thc Horns in Horns a mere 10 minutes to There was a lack of knowledge contention. strike back. Chelsea Reidel between the players, hesitation the photo by Tom Porter In the 83rd minute, the showed great strength end result from one player not T-birds struck again; no The Horns were in tough muscling the ball past the last being sure how the others play the chance for Achtem, as a against UBC and UofVic defender to eventually chip ball. Soon, though, they will be nice cross was curled one past stunned keeper, tying functioning as a unit which will perfectly to the head of a the score. make them a strong team. The BC striker who made no Unfortunately, the Vikes were team moved the ball well, but they Jay Zaal mistake. In the 86th next to strike(on a questionable did not play well defensively Sports Writer minute, the 'Birds sealed call), as they were penalized with (midfield). Basically this was due http://www.uIeth.ca/~zaaljc/ho their victory as they a penalty kick. Keeper Dana to players wandering rather than photo by Tom Porter mepg.html punched a nicely placed Achtem was close but could not covering players like they were The Horns weren't soaring free kick past the out come up with the save. This gave supposed to. stretched keeper to make t was a great day for playing after last weekend's action. the Vikes a 2-1 lead. A sloppy "There were a lot of good soccer. The Horns opened this This game saw the Horns play it 3-0. clearance attempt cost the Horns things happening," said coach year's season on a learning with strength and competitive I as they could not get it out of the Heyburn. "There was good ball note as they matched up against ness. Injuries cost the team, the team box and Victoria struck again tak movement and when the forwards the University of Victoria Vikes. already having 7 different injured ing a 3-1 lead into the half. The got to the ball, they used the ball The Vikes outplayed the Horns to The Horns were off to a great players, including 2 major Horns were only behind due to a take the first game of the season well." start and for the first 25 minutes injuries. "I think the injuries are 4-1. few costly sloppy plays. The standout player of this played superbly. The Horns set up more bad luck, bad timing on the It was not the fact that the The second half hurt the Horns game was Dana Achtem, as she many good quality chances, but ball and those sorts of things," Horns were outplayed, but that the as both discouragement from los played with great skill. "Dana has were unable to finish them said coach Keith Heyburn. midfield was lacking in defensive ing after playing such a great half, never been a starter," said because of the T-birds strong play and did not take charge ofthe and their fitness level became a Heyburn, "but she met the task defence; then BC struck first. They still have things to work play as much as they could have. problem. Therefore, their play on, '"end of halves is where we facing such a strong team." need to pick up a few things," said Heyburn. But they still are a solid team. "Again the score was not Injuries cost the indicative of the play at all," said ARS pass now covers less team, the team coach Deb O'Sullivan. "They By Tasha Wasylkiw played ten times better today then Sports Reporter already having they did yesterday." tudents are in for a price increase this year at the University of Lethbridge's Recreation Services. And 7 The Horns next games are away. depending on just how physically active you are, you may or may not feel the blow. Next weekend they head to the S different injured We all pay the Athletic and Recreation Service (A.R.S.) membership fees included in our tuition, whether University of Saskatchewan and we use the facilities or not. These fees give students a pass that will access all sports facilities on campus players, the University ot Alberta. Their including the Max Bell Regional Aquatic Centre, the Fitness Centre, and the tennis courts. Even the sign-up next home games are the 27th ol fees for most intramural sports are included in the $45.00 added on to your tuition. including September at 12:00 al the Rugby So really, this A.R.S. membership fee sounds like a pretty good deal, right? Well, maybe we should ask Club vs. Calgary. The Alumni cab 2 major injuries. students who also want to use their pass at the City of Lethbridge's arenas and pools about that. follows the games. Come out and For the past 15 years or so, students could use their A.R.S. pass to gain access lo a number of different support the teams as they match programs at both the arenas and the pools in town with no admission charges. Not anymore. up against Calgary. continued on page14 {thursday September 18, 1997 <2T continued from page 13 As of September I, students There are also admission Tom Hopkins, Leisure Facility Council Finance Committee, dur Yet here at the U of L we real have to fork out a little extra cash charges for pass-holders to partic Manager at the City of ing the 1997-1999 budget review, ly don't have it all that bad. "If to participate in programs such as ipate in the rest of the programs at Lethbridge, realizes that these directed Leisure Services to go you compare (U of L) to the adult in-line shinny hockey and city arenas. Once again, passes changes add up for A.R.S. mem from their 35% recovery program University of Calgary, their recre condition and lane swims. But valid for a number of visits can bership card holders, as well as to a 50% recovery. ation pass only covers the facili really, these changes aren't that also be added onto your A.R.S. City Recreation pass holders. This increased profit will have ties on campus. And intramurals big of a deal, except when il con membership pass, including a "Any time you increase fees for these effects: reduce thc depen aren't free," said Bill Halma ofthe cerns the majority of students who swim/skate combo. students, you have to expect that dency on taxation to operate are University Recreational Services. arc pinched for cash. But hockey buffs beware: adult you're going to lose a few alto nas and pools, increase thc quality He thinks that students will be So here's the deal. Students shinny hockey passes valid from gether. A lot of students are of service provided, provide cost surprised to find out the changes can still use their A.R.S. member involved in the A.R.S. member ship pass at all the City's pools' ship pass, since the package hasn't Open and Public swims without changed in the last 15 years. having to pay an admission And I think it's safe to say that charge. Included is access to thc some students may be, or already weight room, hot tub and sauna So here's the deal. Students can still use are, a little ticked off at the admis ONLY during recreational swims. sion prices. The rest of the swim programs their A.R.S. membership pass at all the City's But overall, this is a positive you'll have to cither buy a single pools' Open and Public swims without having program that the City of admission, a visit card (good for Lethbridge is implementing. eight or 10 visits), or three and six to pay an admission charge. Included is Lethbridge rates for arenas and month passes. All of these can be pools were lower than those of added directly onto your pass access to the weight room, hot tub and sauna surrounding towns and communi once paid for. As of now there is ONLY during recreational swims. ties of similar size, and raising no free admission to any of the admissions, or adding them in U city's arenas with your A.R.S. of L's case, is reducing the amount pass. of taxation needed to increase the Again, single admission for an quality ofthe programs. And less ice skate session isn't very costly, taxes mean more money in stu $3.00 for adults, $ 1.75 for those of September 1st, 1997, to April strapped for cash." options for citizens to choose how dents' pockets. you under 18, and $7.75 for fami 30th, 1998, are a costly $100.00 So why make the changes they want use the services, and lies, but it easily adds up. plus GST. then? This past spring the City encourage family participation. YOU'LL HAVE A BALL AT REC. SERVICES ecreation Services is once From rugby to curling and Intramurals start up on tion program should up and run By Stephen Tipper again offering a wide vari from karate to lyrical dance, there September 15. Basketball, volley ning by April or May, and may Sports Editor Rety of activities to students is something for everybody avail ball, slo-pitch, floor hockey, flag even be running in January. This and faculty. able through Rec. Services. football, ice hockey and indoor registration program will make it soccer are all offered. Intramurals easier for Rec. Services to handle are free to ARS members except transactions easier and more effi slo-pitch, flag football and ice ciently. hockey, which charge $15, $15 The U of L gym floor has had ••:-•;.." -.-...y ••,•:• .•:.'•' ^ From rugby to curling and from karate to lyrical dance, there is something for Q everybody available through Rec. Services. Kixx cares about the ladies • • • and $750 per team. Registration is a facial over the summer. They Tonight and every Thursday night on a first come, first serve basis. took the floor to the hardwood is LADIES NIGHT! One new program is "The and resurfaced it. The floor should Verbal Art of Self-Defense," be a little softer now and it should • which costs $45 for members. not need resurfacing for another Some of the key elements that 10 years. The fun starts Thursday, will be covered include making The Fitness Centre has added complaints, listening modes, com one treadmill and one stairmaster. September 18th. We are having a munication barriers, touch domi In the new of City of nance lock, and body language. Lethbridge budget, the city has YUK- AFLUX PARTY Rec. Services is pushing its cut back the skating and swim women's ice hockey program. ming privileges that U of L stu for the ladies. According to Bill Halma, Rec. dents once received. Al city rinks Services coordinator, lots of new such as Nicholas Sheran, U of L • students have shown an interest in students must now pay $3 per the program. skate or can pay $30 for 12 skates, ONE LUCKY LADY WILL WIN A Instead of adding many new which is $2.50 per skate. Last classes, this year Recreation year students skated for free al KIXX PAMPERING PACKAGE, Services has decided it) concen city rinks. BE THERE AT 8:00 P.M. trate on delivering its existing For more information about programs even better than in pre Recreation Services' programs, vious semesters. phone 329-2706 or go see them in PH: 320 - 2233 Downtown On 6th Street A new computerized registia PE207. thursday September 18, 1997 to 2 days: THE CAREER RESOURCES about thc DIRECTIONS program, or process, consult thc job boards located CENTRE IS YOUR CAREER if you would like to volunteer, please across from thc Fresh Express in C-sce- New Grad Hiring : Day 1 - All Discipline Career Fair - CONNECTION ... drop by the Career Resources Centre tion of University Hall. Other ques Deloitte & Touche-Staff Accountants For all students regardless of disci (D610) or contact Robbie Nilsson- tions can be answered by Diane or Pat (TBA) pline-Arts & Science; Education; The Career Resources Centre provides Schoficld or Pat Tanaka at 329-2000. in CES (D610). KPMG, Lethbridge-Artieling students Management; Nursing; Fine Arts students like you, with one-stop-shop (Noon Oct 13) •Employer and career exhibits 'Career ping for your earcerand employment PART-TIME Price Waterhouse-Articling Student development workshops 'Corporate Employer Information Sessions - Fall U of L Student Computer Labs-Lab (Noon Oct 9) needs. Cheek us out in D6IO...all units Profiles can be reached through a central # 329- '97 Proctors (Sep 19) Great West Life-Product Marketing 2000. Who arc wc and what do wc Athabasca University-Tutor, Home Specialists (Calgary, Sep 30; Grande Day 2 - Aboriginal Focus - Designed do?! This week we profile the Co-oper study (Sep 30) Prairie, Oct 15) for employers & Aboriginal organiza ative Education Programs of the Your Opportunity to... KO Advertising-Marketing Assistant SHELL Canada- tions wishing to raise their profile {•'(unities of Management and Arts & Meet with employers - make that all (Sep 30) Business/Management; Marketing among Native students Employer and Science important first impression! Students Union-CKUL Program (Noon Oct 3) career exhibits Learn about different organizations and Director (Sep 23) Alberta Treasury Branches-Branch •Career development rn.OPERATIVE EDUCATION the career paths they have to offer Boys & Girls Club-Relief Child Care Admin Tmg Program (Noon Oct 3) workshops-Native art and culture Market your skills, experience and abil Worker NOOSP (asap) NORTEL- is recruiting students is the Cooperative Education is an instruc ities Eggheads After School Program- following areas: Comp Sci, Eng., If you would like to be involved - tional method that links classroom Network...network...network Teacher Assistant (Sep 19) Physics, Math, MIS, Mgt VOLUNTEER to help during the con instruction with employment. It is an Centre for Mgt. Solutions, U of L- ference! It's a great opportunity to educational process which promotes The Fall schedule to date... Student consultants (ongoing) Any recruiting of Co-op students is meet employers and show them the cal partnerships between students, employ CMA Alberta - Attention Accounting U of L Development Office- handled by the Co-op programs in the iber of students at the University of Students ers and thc University to create a Telemarkcters (asap) Faculty of Arts & Science or Lethbridge. Sign up in CES, D 610. Int'l Test Prep Centre-Campus Mgr.; unique and enriching learning environ Thursday, September 18th; 5:00-8:00 Management. Students must meet Co pm.. Consider the CMA designation! Student Liaison op eligibility requirements to be con ment. Cooperative Education students DIRECTIONS: Preparing Students Meet CMAs from a cross section of sidered for Co-op positions. integrate a full academic degree pro Avis Rent-A-Car-Rental/Service for Employment industry in a mini career fair format. Agent Information on these programs is avail gram with 4/8/12/16 months of paid Hear from a panel of CMAs on differ able in the CRC. discipline-related work experience. We Care Home Health Services- Did you have a hard time finding a ent career paths. Nurse Aides (asap) job this summer? Are you worried POST-SECONDARY RECRUIT; •Employers have access to appropriate about being hired after you graduate? Shell Canada Ltd ... Briefing session SUMMER (It's never too early to MENT CAMPAIGN ly qualified and well motivated stu Don't worry, you're not alone. These Attention Management Students think about SUMMER '98) dents who arc available to help meet are both serious concerns for many stu Tuesday, September 30th; 5:00-7:00 (The following positions are part of The Public Service Commission of cyclical or project demands, or to be dents. Students and new graduates fre pm OCR-you must attend an Info session Canada once again will conduct a post- trained tor permanent hiring following quently aren't hired because they lack The energy sector is alive and well ... in CES) secondary recruitment campaign. This graduation. the skills and experience employers are Shell Canada Ltd. will be on campus to Shell Canada Ltd.- campaign is primarily aimed at new seeking. This can be extremely frustrat provide information on their company Business/Mgt./Marketing (Noon Oct. 3 graduates, however anyone who meets •A co-op student brings energy, new ing if you don't know how to get these and careers within their corporation. in CES) the qualifications can apply. Some of training and fresh ideas to his or her important qualities. You might think All Management students are invited to Imperial Oil-Comptrollers, Production the positions that are available in this assignment. It a co-op student's efforts that the only place to develop them is learn about the diverse opportunities Operations (Noon Oct 3 in CES) National Campaign are as follows: result in a better service or product, or paid employment, which you can't get available in this dynamic organization. Communications Security enable a senior employee to become because you don't have experience. At Establishment-Developer/Programmer; Financial Officer/Internal Auditor more productive, the increase in effec first glance it looks hopeless, but there Enterprise Rent-A-Car Systems Analysts; System Auditor/Audit Officer tiveness may translate into an econom i.s another alternative: volunteering. In Information session Administrators; Network Analysts Info Systems Specialists ic gain for the organization. the Career & Employment Services Thursday, October 2nd; 5:00 -7:00 pm (Noon Sep 29 in CES) Informatics Specialists Employability Skills Survey employers Management trainee Computer Systems Specialists •For students, work terms ean serve as said that, aside from paid employment, posit ions...advancement...international FULL-TIME (See On-campus Mathematical Statisticians career exploration while at the same they feel volunteer work is the best opportunities...this is a car rental com Recruitment for more) Foreign Service Officer time providing the essential non-text place to gain the skills and experience pany with a real difference!! If you are Heritage Park, Calgary -Human Aboriginal Employment Program book learning they lack. required tor employment. an enterprising individual and you like Resources Assistant (Sep 19) Management & Consular Affairs That's why Career & Employment a hands on environment. Everyone is U of L Library-Operations Specialist Officers Faculty of Arts & Science - Co-op Services has introduced DIREC welcome. Cheek out this information II (Sep 19) Majors TIONS. This new program provides session! Keewatin Services-Teacher of There are additional positions that Diana Young /Marcie Baeeda you with opportunities lo volunteer on Geometry, Calculus and Comp. Prog, require a graduate degree. Pick up campus and apply the theories you are Public Service Commission of in C ++ information packages with application •Biochemistry learning in a workplace environment. Canada (PSC) ... A series of info ses Science Alberta Foundation- forms in CES. •Biology Volunteering can help you develop the sions Exhibition Touring Manager CAREER CONFERENCE 1997 - •Chemistry skills and gain the experience that Friday, October 3rd; Rooms and times Lethbridge City Police-Probationary Wednesday, October 1 & Thursday, •Computer Science employers are looking for so that you to be announced Constable (Nov 28) October 2, 1997. •Environmental science can get the job you want. It can also be Are you interested in Federal Thomas Mitchell-Bilingual Marketing The Career Resources Centre of the •Geography a good place to try different career Government positions? Each year thc Representative University of Lethbridge presents •Mathematics options and make new employer con PSC conducts a post-secondary recruit City of Calgary-Senior Programmer; Career Conference 1997. For the sec •Physics tacts. ment campaign aimed at new graduates Jr. Programmer (Feb 28/98); ond year our program will be expanded •Psychology DIRECTIONS is a student orient interested in working in the public ser Programmer Analyst(Sep 22) to 2 days: •Urban & Regional Studies; ed program and is designed to accom vice. The campaign includes positions DKW Systems Corporation-Resource •Ag Biotech modate your needs. Some students feel that cross many disciplines such as for Coordinator (asap) Day 1 - All Discipline Career Fair - •Ag Studies that it is too difficult to find time to vol eign service officer; mathematical sta Panorama Resort-Positions ranging For all students regardless of disci unteer. To help you fit volunteering tisticians; development officer, man from lift operators and snowmakers to pline-Arts & Science; Education; Faculty of Management - Co-op into your busy schedule there are sever agement trainee program; auditor; retail, hospitality and security (asap) Management; Nursing; Fine Arts Concentrations al options available. You can choose a economists and computer systems spe •Employer and career exhibits 'Career Mary Thompson /Corey Green position that spans the entire semester cialists. ON-CAMPUS RECRUITMENT development workshops 'Corporate or participate in a short-term project. Each Fall several employers take part Profiles •Accounting The program allows you to prepare for XEROX Canada ... Information ses in on-campus recruitment(OCR). OCR •Economics paid employment without interrupting sion is the process where employers conduct Day 2 - Aboriginal Focus - Designed •Finance your studies. (Date & time to be announced) their interviews on-campus. The Career for employers & Aboriginal organiza •Human Resources DIRECTIONS also focuses on Resources Centre facilitates the hiring tions wishing to raise their profile •International Management helping you with your job search. There You Must Sign Up in CES D 610 to process for Summer, Co-op and New among Native students Employer and •Marketing are several projects that allow you lo Participate in these Sessions Grad recruiting, by posting positions, career exhibits •MIS develop many different skills. A letter gathering resumes and scheduling •Career development •Public Administration of recognition will be provided at the interviews. Ifyou wish to participate workshops'Native art and culture completion of your term, which you JOBS...JOBS...JOBS in New grad recruitment, you must CARKKR CONFERENCE 1997 - can attach to your resume. Career & Welcome to Jobs...Jobs...Jobs... This be graduating within the next year If you would like to be involved - and you MUST attend an OCR Wednesday, October 1 & Thursday, Employment Services will also provide segment of Career Connections will VOLUNTEER to help during the con Information session. Please sign-up October 2, 1997. job search and career planning work provide you with a brief listing ot some ference! It's a great opportunity to in CES ASAP, deadlines are as early The Career Resources Centre of the shops specifically for DIRECTIONS of the jobs (with deadlines) currently meet employers and show them the cal as Sep 15th. Employers scheduled to- University of Lethbridge presents volunteers. available through the Career Resources iber oi students at the University of Career Conference 1997. For the sec If you would like lo know more Centre. For details on the application date include: Lethbridge. 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