Final Draft 8 Demo
WORKAHOLICS
"THE EXTRA MILE"
written by Jelena Lovric
Final Draft 8 Demo
Final Draft 8 Demo
Jelena Lovric jelena37(at)hotmail.com ‘’ THE EXTRA MILE’’ COLD OPEN FADE IN: EXT. GUYS’ FRONT DOOR - MORNING (DAY ONE)
There’s a GIRL, young gorgeous brunette with her carry on bag next to her. She KNOCKS several times before Blake opens the Finaldoor. He looks likeDraft he just woke 8 up andDemo is quite groggy. GIRL (seductively in French: English subtitles) ‘’I had a fall-out with my boyfriend. I don’t know anyone here. Can you please help me?’’
Blake is clearly very confused. GIRL Final(poor Draft English) 8 Demo Can you help me? Please. I am very lost.
Blake smiles as he realizes something. BLAKE (to himself) Whoa. I’m still tripping from those shrooms we took last night. (as he slams the door) FinalThat’s awesome.Draft 8 Demo
The girl is left outside -- confused about what just happened.
INT. GUYS’ HOUSE - KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER
Ders is still in his sleepwear, shorts and a T-shirt -- pouring himself some coffee as the same French girl KNOCKS on a kitchen window. "Episode Title" 2.
GIRL (in French: English subtitles) ‘’Can you please help me?’’ DERS Figures. Even my hallucinations sound Finalsophisticated. Draft 8 Demo Ders turns his back to the French girl. DERS (CONT’D) (calls out to the guys) Hey... are you still coming down off your trip? He turns back to the French girl, who looks appalled by now and PULLS DOWN the window shade as he still yells to the guys. DERS (CONT’D) FinalI can’t helpDraft to think we’re 8 missingDemo on some real things in life by partying so much.
EXT. GUYS’ HOUSE - POOL AREA - MOMENTS LATER
The French girl approaches Adam who is sleeping on a sun-bed. His snoring is quite nasty. The French girl shakes his shoulder and his snoring gets louder -- finally, he’s half awake. GIRL Final(desperately) Draft 8 Demo I will have sex with you, monsieur. ADAM Thanks, but no thanks. Last time I tried to hump a hallucination-- I
chipped a tooth.
The French girl starts to leave and Adam goes back to sleep. "Episode Title" 3.
ADAM (CONT’D) (yells after her) But nice try, though. GIRL (frustratingly to herself in French: English subtitles) ‘’Shit. These American boys must be Finalgay.’’ Draft 8 Demo
As soon as the French girl is gone Ders emerges from the house carrying a TRAY filled with French toast. DERS (calls out) Anyone else craving French toast?
Both, Adam from his sun-bed and Blake from the house, immediately react to this call. They are still in the zombie- like state but quite eagerly rush towards Ders. Final DraftADAM/BLAKE 8 Demo ME. ME / I AM.
END OF COLD OPEN
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ACT ONE FADE IN: INT. MALL COMPLEX - DAY
Guys are strolling through the mall with their lattes. Adam looks wrapped in thought. Final DraftBLAKE 8 Demo I’m really glad we got out... It feels good to be out and about. (takes a deep breath) ...Ahh, just simple pleasures-- ADAM (realizes something) Maybe we are like those girls that spend a lot of time together and than their periods synchronize... except in Finalour case Draftit’s not periods 8but sexualDemo fantasies. DERS Well... I want to believe that my fantasies are a bit more complex than yours. BLAKE (sarcastically) Of course... because you’re superior Finalin every Draftway. 8 Demo DERS Exactly-- (realizes) Oh, you’re being sarcastic. "Episode Title" 5.
ADAM (seriously but mockingly) No Ders, you are truly special and the universe prefers you over other seventy billion people that are also Finalhere on Earth.Draft 8 Demo They stop in front of a bookstore window. DERS (justifying himself) I’m just saying... that I’m the kind of man that’s gonna look past the perfect titties and past the perfect junk in the trunk... and just ask... (as he gazes into distance) ... Is anyone there? Final DraftADAM/BLAKE 8 Demo Wow, that was deep. / I got goosebumps.
Ders notices a HOT GIRL inside the bookstore. She’s is focused on a book in her hands which only contributes her sexy librarian look. DERS For example, that girl... (points at the bookstore girl) Final...you’ll Draft see her and think. 8 ‘’WhatDemo would I have to do to impress this chick? Read books, maybe? Know about current political events?’’
ADAM/BLAKE NO, THANK YOU. / I don’t think so. "Episode Title" 6.
ADAM What would be the next step? (pretends to think) ... Paying for sex? BLAKE (agrees) FinalRight? Draft 8 Demo DERS (passionately) And this is where I come in... cause where you stop I see a challenge. Where you fail-- I thrive.
Adam and Blake laugh at his little speech. BLAKE (to Ders through laughter) FinalSeriously Draft dude? 8 Demo DERS You can laugh all you want, but tonight, when that girl spanks me with a ruler while I read Shakespeare to her... the joke-- (points to the guys) Will be on you.
Adam and Blake seem to be disgusted by the very image. Final DraftADAM 8 Demo (seriously to Ders) I’m pretty sure that regardless of the outcome the joke will still be on you...
Adam puts his hand on Ders’ shoulder. "Episode Title" 7.
ADAM (CONT’D) And you paint a very deranged picture my friend. BLAKE (angrily to Ders) Thanks bro. I’ll have to skip lunch Finaltoday. Draft 8 Demo
Adam and Blake leave. Ders Stays. DERS (annoyed) Whatever, whatever...
Ders checks his breath before he goes into the bookstore. INT. BOOKSTORE - CONTINUOS
Ders grabs a random book off the shelf and pretends to read Finalit while he walks Draft towards the hot 8 girl Demohe noticed while outside the bookstore. He bumps into her on purpose to get her attention. DERS Ohh... sorry, didn’t see you there. HOT GIRL (re: Ders’ book) Quantum physics... Are you a connoisseur? DERS FinalWell... moreDraft of an aficionado. 8 Demo HOT GIRL Me too-- Are you going to that conference on quantum theory?
DERS Even though everything is relative, I will certainly be there. "Episode Title" 8.
They both chuckle at this but Ders turns serious quickly. DERS (CONT’D) Which one are you referring to? EXT. STREET - MOMENTS LATER
Adam and Blake stroll down the street -- pass by shops, Finalcoffee bars... Draft 8 Demo ADAM ... I don’t even blame him for jumping to every chance he gets, cause once his chesticles head south-- it’s all down hill for him. BLAKE How long till that happens? Final DraftADAM 8 Demo I give him six months... a year, tops. BLAKE He should definitely get his affairs in order.
They stop in front of a dance studio. There’s a dance class in session. Loud salsa music playing, lots of good looking women inside, but only one MALE DANCER-- could be Latino-- dark brown hair, tanned, wearing ballroom built-in-pants, shirt that reveals his bearing, dance shoes. His movements are quite feminized. Women can’t get enough of him-- they all want to dance with him. He’s being ‘’groped’’ on the dance Finalfloor. Draft 8 Demo Adam and Blake are ‘’glued’’ to the studio’s window. They’ve been observing the happenings inside, the way a child would observe candy. ADAM Are you thinking what I’m thinking? "Episode Title" 9.
BLAKE You want to penetrate the group by pretending to be gay? ADAM (relieved) Pretending... yes, of course, just Finalpretending... Draft Wow dude, it’s8 likeDemo you got into my head and just took my thought. BLAKE You really think so? ADAM Ohh... absolutely. It’s like you’re a mind reader. Final DraftBLAKE 8 Demo Thanks, bro.
INT. DANCE STUDIO - MOMENTS LATER
Adam and Blake, like two groupies watch the male dancer who’s about to take a break. MALE DANCER (to the girls with a strong FinalLatin Draft accent) 8 Demo Ok, muchachas let me catch my breath. You’re wearing me down.
The male dancer grabs his towel and a bottle of water when the guys approach him. "Episode Title" 10.
ADAM (excitedly) May I just say that we admire your work very much. MALE DANCER (with a heavy Latin accent) FinalOhh... thankDraftyou, but I’m 8not reallyDemo interested.
Adam realizes that the dancer is referring to the boy on boy action. ADAM Ohh, no, no. I meant, we admire the way you get all these women so worked up. MALE DANCER (his accent turns to heavy FinalSouthern) Draft 8 Demo Ya’ll saw what I did there? ADAM (to Blake) Oh my God, he speaks English. BLAKE (to the dancer) Wait... you’re not a stereotypical male gay dancer? Final DraftMALE DANCER 8 Demo Hell no! If anythin’ I’m what you Yankees would call a homophobe. BLAKE (confused)
Then, how did you become this way? "Episode Title" 11.
MALE DANCER Well, I sure wasn’t born this way. When I first got here, ladies weren’t digging my Southern charm... so, I decided to reinvent myself and that’s Finalwhen the Draftpersona of Fernando 8 emerged.Demo ... It took a lot of sweat, tears and fake tan, but it was all worth the rewards I reap now. Women love a good challenge... They like to believe they’ll be the one to change me. (re: his phone) Check all the texts I get. ADAM (stammering) FinalWow... I Draftget just as many 8in a Demosix month period. MALE DANCER These are just the ones from yesterday. ADAM Seriously dude... you’re like my second favorite superhero that doesn’t Finalactually Drafthave a superpower. 8 Demo BLAKE Who’s your first? ADAM Hit - girl. She started as a
supportive character but turned into a true heroine. (MORE) "Episode Title" 12. ADAM (CONT'D) (with sadness) Her father would have been so proud... BLAKE (to the dancer) But still... how can you live a lie? MALE DANCER FinalA wise manDraft once said... ‘’it’s8 Demonot a lie if you believe it’’. ADAM (excitedly) Umm... was it Jesus? MALE DANCER (taken by the statement) NO. It was George Constanza. BLAKE FinalBut didn’t Draft his lies always 8 backfire Demo him in the end? MALE DANCER Yes, but only because he lacked devotion.
Male dancer pulls up a string of his thongs up his waste band. MALE DANCER (CONT’D) (re: thongs) FinalVery uncomfortable, Draft but I 8wear Demothem even when no one is watching.
Adam and Blake are impressed, speechless -- having their AHA moment.
END OF ACT ONE "Episode Title" 13.
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ACT TWO FADE IN: INT. GUYS’ HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - MORNING (DAY TWO)
Ders is at the couch. He’s reading from a book titled Final‘’Quantum physics Draft for dummies’’. 8He’s strugglingDemo with a content -- talking out loud. DERS Ok... so, the state of a particle is described by a wave function, but the wave function gives a particle’s amplitude, but not intensity-- (frustratingly) Arrrgh... did that wall just become Finalmore interesting? Draft 8 Demo
Adam and Blake dance/stride into the living room carrying a boombox. Loud Latin dance music plays on it. DERS (CONT’D) WHOA... You can’t practice in here.
I’m doing... research. "Episode Title" 14.
ADAM (mockingly) Ohh, look Blake... Anders’ got homework. BLAKE (through laughter) FinalI wonder Draftwhat he’ll have to8 do Demoto get to the second base. Maybe, find cure for AIDS? ADAM ...Or polio?-- BLAKE Or maybe he’ll have to get one of those P.H.D. name extensions. (to himself) FinalI never knowDraft what that stands8 for.Demo ADAM Well, in this case... it could stand for a professional hugger of dames-- (to Blake) Get it? Cause he’ll never get past the fondling-- BLAKE Yeah, cause his plan is so stupid-- Final DraftDERS 8 Demo OK, first of all... Phd stands for Doctor of Philosophy. ADAM/BLAKE
Boo, boo. / You suck! "Episode Title" 15.
DERS ...Second. Excuse me for trying to better myself. ADAM You can batter yourself all you want Finalbut you can’tDraft do this-- 8 Demo
Adam does this short freestyle salsa dance called the shines. He’s not that bad at it. DERS I think I saw a monkey once do it more gracefully. ADAM (to Blake) I think we should practice outside... (re: Ders) Final... cause DraftI’m getting a lot8 of Demo negative vibe here.
Adam heads towards the pool area -- Blake follows. Ders stops Blake on his way out. DERS (sotto voce) In case my thing doesn’t work out... you think I could join in on your little action? Final DraftBLAKE 8 Demo (with a fake sadness) It takes two to salsa and you’d just be a third pair of feet... (thinks)
...which is really awakward on the dance floor. (MORE) "Episode Title" 16. BLAKE (CONT'D) (suddenly upbeat) So, you better hit those books!
Blake leaves. DERS (shouts after them) FinalThat’s fine...Draft that was my8 plan Demo C anyway.
OFF with Ders jealously looking at Adam and Blake having fun with their choreography. INT. CONFERENCE HALL - DAY
An old PROFESSOR is at a podium giving a lecture. Ders is asleep at his chair, with his head tilted back. PROFESSOR (V.O.) ...And that concludes our lecture Finaltoday. ThankDraft you all for coming.8 Demo
The audience gives him an APPLAUSE. The hot girl from the bookstore is next to Ders. She gives him a nudge and he snaps out of his sleep. DERS WHAT? Who won? HOT GIRL The lecture is over. Would you like to meet the professor? Final DraftDERS 8 Demo Would I...? Would I like some oxygen so that I can breath-- YES, PLEASE!
People are on their feet now and are starting to leave. The professor approaches them. "Episode Title" 17.
HOT GIRL That was a wonderful lecture professor. PROFESSOR Thank you, Stacey. Final DraftSTACEY 8 Demo This is Anders. He’s a really big fan of yours--
Ders and professor shake hands. DERS Huge fan! I really love your early work. PROFESSOR FinalIt’s good Draft to have fans. I’m8 reallyDemo glad you could make it Anders. DERS I wouldn’t miss it for the world, Sir. I find this whole are of physics so fascinating... the way particles interact with each other and their intensity and probability-- I get shivers just by thinking about it. Final DraftPROFESSOR 8 Demo Yes, indeed... Stacey, make sure this young gentleman comes to my party tonight.
STACEY Yes, Sir. "Episode Title" 18.
Professor nods and leaves. STACEY (CONT’D) So, do you own a tuxedo?
OFF with Der’s smug smile. FinalINT. DANCE STUDIO Draft - DAY 8 Demo Dance session is in progress. The same male dancer is once again the star of the dance floor. Everyone’s having a good time. Adam and Blake walk in. They are both wearing same costumes, different colors-- fluorescent green and pink. Lots of sequences on the shirts that reveal their hairy chests. Blake’s hair is pulled back. They look tacky but the way they walk says ‘’we think we’re really cool’’. They start their dance choreography in the middle of the dance floor. Adam leads-- gives little pushes so that Blake knows when to turn. They hesitate, they dip, do the cross- body, look into each other’s eyes. It’s a funny choreography. Blake’s a little stiff and uncomfortable but Adam’s energetic and he’s having so much fun. Even though they’re basically clowning they get girls’ attention. Girls are very amused. The male dancer is no longer getting the attention and he doesn’t like that. He waits for the moment when Adam lifts FinalBlake, takes his Draftdance partner and8 crashes Demo into the guys causing them to fall on a nearby girl. INT. AMBULANCE VEHICLE - MOMENTS LATER
Adam and Blake are outside the vehicle. Their voices and their image are distorted. ADAM (talking to someone in the vehicle) So, it’s a little concussion. A month in a dark room and you’ll be just Finalfine. Draft 8 Demo BLAKE (talking to someone in the vehicle) Hey... (MORE) "Episode Title" 19. BLAKE (CONT'D)
maybe this is one of those times where they admit you for something minor, only to find you have an aneurism that just happens to be operable. So, a little accident like this one, ends up Finalsaving yourDraft life. And no-- 8 no needDemo to thank us. YOU just get better!
They each shut the vehicle’s door with a SLAM.
END OF ACT TWO
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Final Draft 8 Demo "Episode Title" 20.
ACT THREE FADE IN: EXT. DANCE STUDIO - CONTINUOUS BLAKE (fed up) That’s it! I’m out. Final DraftADAM 8 Demo You can’t do this to me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a dance partner on such short notice? BLAKE NO, and neither do you.
The male dancer has been observing guy’s quarrel and now approaches them. Final DraftMALE DANCER 8 Demo Trouble in paradise? ADAM You... you did this! MALE DANCER Serves you right for thinking you can just waltz in on someone else’s turf. ADAM That’s it! You are off my superheroes Finalwithout powersDraft list and onto8 myDemo villain’s without powers list. MALE DANCER What place?
ADAM Second. "Episode Title" 21.
BLAKE Who’s first? ADAM Joker... empowered only with immense insanity-- (half-crazed) FinalSo immense, Draft that he just might8 Demobe sane. MALE DANCER Whatever... I just don’t wanna see you, jokers around here no more.
Male dancer leaves-- Adam goes after him but Blake stops him. ADAM (yells after the dancer) FinalWell, we’llDraft see about that! 8 NOBODY,Demo out-gays Adam Demamp... nobody! BLAKE (embarrassed) Not so loud, buddy. Not so loud. INT. GUYS’ HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Blake is on the sofa playing a video game. Ders, dressed in a tuxedo is fixing his bow-tie in front of a mirror. BLAKE (re: screen) FinalDie you motherDraft fucker, die!8 Demo
Ders joins Blake on the sofa. DERS I’m gonna chill here with my bro, till
my ride gets... (proudly) Which is a LIMO. "Episode Title" 22.
BLAKE (not interested) ... your ride? DERS YES. A limo.
FinalBlake’s not taking Draft his eyes off the8 game.Demo BLAKE What is your ride? DERS (annoyed) It’s a-- never mind.
Ders starts to play the video game. Suddenly, they both SMELL something. BLAKE FinalIs that-- Draft 8 Demo DERS Ladies perfume.
They turn back only to see Adam dressed as a real drag queen-- wig, dramatic make-up, fake eyelashes, tight dress. Ders and Blake SCREAM. BLAKE (freaked out) What the hell man? ADAM Final(with Draft a feminized voice) 8 Demo Gentleman, allow me to introduce to you... (dramatically) Eve, the better Adam. "Episode Title" 23.
DERS (amused) I always knew this day would come, it’s just that I thought I’d have more time to enjoy it. BLAKE Final(to Adam)Draft 8 Demo Have you gone completely berserk? ADAM Au contraire mon braj. I’ve never been more sane. (tosses his hair back) I figured... if the chicks want to convert the gays, then this will be like a double dare-- DERS Final(refraining Draft from laughter) 8 Demo And who doesn’t like a good dare?! ADAM Right? Cause they’ll have to convert me from drag to gay, before they can make me straight again. DERS (half serious) Wow... this is probably your best idea Finalever. Draft 8 Demo BLAKE (to Ders) Don’t encourage him! (to Adam)
You can’t go out looking like this. "Episode Title" 24.
ADAM Please buddy, just accept me for who I am.
A car HONKS. (OS) DERS FinalThat’s myDraft ride-- 8 Demo BLAKE A limo... got it. ADAM Can you give me a ride to the studio? DERS I wouldn’t dare say ‘’no’’ to a diva.
Ders opens the door for Adam. Final DraftDERS (CONT’D )8 Demo After you my lady... ADAM (remembers) I forgot my purse.
Adam hurries back to get his purse, but being unstable on the stilettos, he makes fast tiny steps. OFF with Blake being creeped out by Adam’s footwork. EXT. CITY STREET -NIGHT
FinalBlake is wandering Draft aimlessly. He 8dials Demosomeone. BLAKE (into the phone) Jillian, please pick up if you’re there... (desperately) (MORE) "Episode Title" 25. BLAKE (CONT'D)
Adam’s gone to the other side and Ders is dealing with his own stuff. I could really use a friend-- MAN (O.S.) FinalA friend Draftyou seek, brother? 8 Demo Blake turns around only to see a MAN next to him. Bible in his arms, chain with a cross around his neck-- could pass as a cult leader. BLAKE Yeah, but you don’t know her. MAN I can hook you up with a friend. BLAKE Is that a code for-- Final DraftMAN 8 Demo For the big guy, yes.
Man points to the sky. They both look up. MAN (CONT’D) Come with me... let me patch up your soul.
He ushers Blake to enter a building that has a NEON sign on it saying ‘’Brotherhood of man’’. Final DraftBLAKE 8 Demo I don’t feel comfortable-- INT. CHURCH BUILDING - CONTINUOUS MAN
Have no fear brother. Now... I urge you to take a ceremonial bath before the mass starts. "Episode Title" 26.
BLAKE Umm, no need. I had a shower yesterday-- exfoliated and everything.
Three very much alike BLONDE GIRLS, dressed in long white gowns show up. MAN Final(to theDraft girls) 8 Demo Wash this man.
All three girls smile to Blake and he likes what he sees. BLAKE ...well, who could say ‘’no’’ to a free scrub. INT. MANSION - NIGHT
FinalFancy party. Ders Draft is with his bookstore 8 Demo lady friend, Stacey. STACEY You made quite an impression on the professor today and you made quite an impression on me as well. DERS Well... I’m really good at impressing, inserting--
FinalProfessor approaches Draft them. 8 Demo PROFESSOR How’s the party? STACEY / DERS Lovely. / Great! "Episode Title" 27.
PROFESSOR (to Ders) Stacey tells me you’re interested in becoming a city councilman. DERS That is my dream. Final DraftPROFESSOR 8 Demo I’d like to introduce you to the Mayor. DERS Ohh, that would be awesome. PROFESSOR Meet me in my study room after the party. Final DraftDERS 8 Demo Will do! Thank you, Sir. STACEY (seductively) Now, what were you saying about being good at ‘’inserting’’ things?
OFF with their suggestive smiles. INT. DANCE STUDIO - NIGHT FinalSERIES OF SHOTS Draft 8 Demo A) Adam/Eve talking to a GIRL. The girl seems to be consoling him. The girl gives him her phone number. The male dancer sees that. B) Adam/Eve is talking to ANOTHER GIRL. He looks upset and she hugs him. The male dancer looks angry. C) Adam/Eve is tightly holding a THIRD GIRL around her waste. The male dancer is furious now.
BACK TO SCENE Adam/Eve is talking to a FOURTH GIRL. "Episode Title" 28.
ADAM (crying) ... and so we spend this amazing night together and he never calls me back. FOURTH GIRL Look, if there is anything I can do-- Finalcall me, Draftday or night. 8 Demo ADAM Thank you. That means so much to me.
The fourth girl leaves, but as she passes by the male dancer... FOURTH GIRL (utters) Pig.
Male dancer glares at Adam with fury. FinalOFF with Adam’s evilDraft grin. 8 Demo INT. MANSION - STUDY ROOM - LATER
Ders enters the dark room. DERS Hellooo...
He turns the light on only to see the old professor facing him, but-naked. PROFESSOR FinalHello to Draftyou too... 8 Demo (re: his penis) Meet the mayor. DERS WHOA. Not EXACTLY what I had in mind--
but none the less overwhelming. "Episode Title" 29.
PROFESSOR You don’t want to get acquainted to the mayor? DERS I DO... just not to that one-- (points to professors crotch) FinalNot my kindDraft of thing-- not8 that Demo there’s anything wrong with those whose thing it is-- it’s just that I thought you liked me for my mental capabilities? PROFESSOR Oh, no. You were talking gibberish today.
FinalStacey walks in. Draft 8 Demo STACEY Is everything ok? PROFESSOR Anders here, is not that kind of a ‘’fan’’. DERS Why would you think I’m into men? Final DraftSTACEY 8 Demo Well... you walk kind of funny and you said you live with a guy, so I figured you must swing both ways. DERS
Ok, there’s a guy but he’s just my room mate. "Episode Title" 30.
Stacey and professor don’t seem convinced. DERS (CONT’D) We recently got a female room mate... and the sexual tension between us is pretty strong. Final DraftSTACEY 8 Demo Between all of you? DERS NO, just the two of us. (determined) I swing in one direction only-- I’m a one way street, no u turning-- just a DEAD END! PROFESSOR Final(to Stacey)Draft 8 Demo I want my money back. DERS You were PIMPING me? (realizes) That is so hot! STACEY Think about it Anders...
She comes closer and starts kissing Anders on the neck. Final DraftSTACEY (CONT’D 8) Demo You can have me... (shows him the cheque) ... and you can have all this money. DERS (re: cheque) Wow, this is more than I make-- in a long, long time. "Episode Title" 31.
STACEY All you have to do is make an old man happy.
She is kissing him all over now but Ders is not participating. He’s focused on the professor. Final DraftPROFESSOR 8 Demo Should I just watch or can I join in? EXT. MANSION - PARKING LOT - MOMENTS LATER
Ders gets into a drivers seat of a limo. INT. LIMO - PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS
Ders starts the ignition. DERS (dramatically) FinalI’m coming Draft to your rescue 8Adam-- Demo coming to get you buddy!
He drives off. INT. CHURCH BUILDING - BATH AREA - LATER
Blake is in a giant wooden tub. Three blonde girls are scrubbing his back, massaging him... He has his eyes closed as he enjoys the attention. BLAKE FinalMmm... I’mDraft loving the pampering. 8 Demo There’s a loud SPLASH as somebody joins him in the tub. BLAKE (CONT’D) (eyes shut) Did somebody drop their soap?
Blake opens his eyes only to see the man from the street, the could be cult leader, next to him in the tub. "Episode Title" 32.
MAN (suggestively) Ready for your sermon?
OFF with Blake screaming. EXT. CHURCH BUILDING - MOMENTS LATER Blake rushes out of the church onto the street. He’s soaking wet, still putting on clothes. He looks confused, frightened. FinalJILLIAN’s pizza carDraft PULLS OVER, tires8 SCREECH.Demo She gets out of the car and rushes towards Blake, hugs him firmly. JILLIAN I just got your message-- I’m so sorry about Adam. I recently lost one of my cats so I know exactly how you feel--
Blake gets out of her embrace. BLAKE FinalWhat? No,Draft Adam hasn’t gone 8 to ‘’that’’Demo other side... he, just kind of switched sexes. JILLIAN ... I’m sure we all had our doubts at a certain point in life. BLAKE Adam’s just faking it and he’ll get himself into trouble. Final DraftJILLIAN 8 Demo Then, let’s go get him!
They head to the car. BLAKE (realizes) How did you know where to find me? "Episode Title" 33.
JILLIAN ... I kind of put tracking devices on your phones and wallets. BLAKE I can’t believe Allison made you do Finalthat! Draft 8 Demo JILLIAN (lying) Yep, Allison made me.
OFF with Jillian looking uncomfortable. INT. DANCE STUDIO - LATER
Male dancer makes an announcement to everyone around including Adam/Eve. MALE DANCER Final(Latin Draft accent) 8 Demo I just want to say-- in front of everyone here, that I made a mistake and hurt a woman I care about deeply. (to Adam/Eve) If only you could forgive me, I promise-- I’ll spend the rest of my life proving my love to you.
Girls are really touched by the gesture-- waiting for the two of them to kiss and makeup. The kiss is imminent, so the male Finaldancer makes the Draftfirst move-- he 8doesn’t Demo look like he wants to do it but he’s going for it anyway. Adam’s really uncomfortable now. Their lips are inches away. OFF with Adam’s grimace of disgust. EXT. DANCE STUDIO - MOMENTS LATER
Adam/Eve rushes out of the studio somewhat disturbed. He brushes off an ANGRY GUY about to go into the studio. "Episode Title" 34.
ANGRY GUY (to Adam) Where’s the guy that injured my girlfriend?
They can see the male dancer thorough the glass windows, so Adam POINTS to him. The angry guy goes in and Adam continues Finaldown the street. Draft 8 Demo INT. JILLIAN’S MOVING CAR - SAME
Jillian’s in a drivers seat and Blake’s next to her. BLAKE (re: Jillian’s phone) Wow, Allison is tracking a lot of people. There’s Fluffy, Ginger, Snowflake-- ohh, wait... Adam and Ders Finalare close Draft by. Just go straight! 8 Demo Jillian speeds up. EXT. STREET - SAME
Adam has walked a certain distance from the studio, when the angry guy emerges out. ANGRY GUY (shouts furiously to Adam) Hey CHUNKY, wait up! I wanna talk to you!
FinalAdam starts to runDraft and the angry 8guy goesDemo after him. Ders’ limo catches up with Adam. DERS JUMP IN! ADAM (still running straight) I can’t make a turn-- it’s like these heels have a life of their own. "Episode Title" 35.
DERS Come on-- it’s slow enough! ADAM I can’t! Just save yourself!
Ders swerves the limo onto the pavement-- blocks the angry guys passage. Ders gets out of the limo through the Finalpassengers door-- Draft leaving the angry 8 guyDemo on the other side. Ders is now running behind Adam. The angry guy climbs over the limo-- the chase continues. From across the street Blake and Jillian are waving to the guys. JILLIAN / BLAKE HEY! / Over here!
Guys cross the street-- dodging the traffic. They all get into Jillian’s car by the time the angry guy catches them, so he only manages to BANG on the car several times. Ders is in the the drivers seat-- he speeds up. Final DraftDERS 8 Demo That was close!
Jillian and Adam are in the back seat-- Adam’s hyperventilating-- Jillian’s comforting him. JILLIAN Are you ok?
Adam starts to sob and falls into her embrace. JILLIAN (CONT’D) FinalAdam, didDraft that guy touch you8 inDemo a bad place? ADAM ... worse. DERS / BLAKE
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Jillian looks Adam into eyes-- she knows exactly what he’s talking about. JILLIAN Ohh, no... DERS / BLAKE FinalWhat? / What?Draft 8 Demo JILLIAN (to Adam) ... he called you fat, didn’t he?
Adam sobs some more and falls into Jillian’s embrace again. ADAM (dramatically) Why are men so cruel?! FinalOFF with Ders’ andDraft Blake’s fed up8 looks. Demo END OF ACT THREE
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TAG FADE IN: INT. GUYS’ HOUSE - BEDROOM - LATER
Guys are laying on a bad, watching some chick flick. They are wearing luxurious bath robes, their hair is wrapped in towels in a turban-fashion, their faces are covered with green Finalfacial mask. They Draft are having their 8 SPA Demomoment. DERS (serious) I guess we learned our lesson... BLAKE Yep... no, eucalyptus mask on (re: his crotch) this zone.
Adam licks some facial mask from his own chin. ADAM Final(tasting) Draft 8 Demo Mmm... but it tastes so good. FADE OUT.
END OF EPISODE
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