Workaholics Script

Workaholics Script

Final Draft 8 Demo WORKAHOLICS "THE EXTRA MILE" written by Jelena Lovric Final Draft 8 Demo Final Draft 8 Demo Jelena Lovric jelena37(at)hotmail.com ‘’ THE EXTRA MILE’’ COLD OPEN FADE IN: EXT. GUYS’ FRONT DOOR - MORNING (DAY ONE) There’s a GIRL, young gorgeous brunette with her carry on bag next to her. She KNOCKS several times before Blake opens the Finaldoor. He looks likeDraft he just woke 8 up andDemo is quite groggy. GIRL (seductively in French: English subtitles) ‘’I had a fall-out with my boyfriend. I don’t know anyone here. Can you please help me?’’ Blake is clearly very confused. GIRL Final(poor Draft English) 8 Demo Can you help me? Please. I am very lost. Blake smiles as he realizes something. BLAKE (to himself) Whoa. I’m still tripping from those shrooms we took last night. (as he slams the door) FinalThat’s awesome.Draft 8 Demo The girl is left outside -- confused about what just happened. INT. GUYS’ HOUSE - KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER Ders is still in his sleepwear, shorts and a T-shirt -- pouring himself some coffee as the same French girl KNOCKS on a kitchen window. "Episode Title" 2. GIRL (in French: English subtitles) ‘’Can you please help me?’’ DERS Figures. Even my hallucinations sound Finalsophisticated. Draft 8 Demo Ders turns his back to the French girl. DERS (CONT’D) (calls out to the guys) Hey... are you still coming down off your trip? He turns back to the French girl, who looks appalled by now and PULLS DOWN the window shade as he still yells to the guys. DERS (CONT’D) FinalI can’t helpDraft to think we’re 8 missingDemo on some real things in life by partying so much. EXT. GUYS’ HOUSE - POOL AREA - MOMENTS LATER The French girl approaches Adam who is sleeping on a sun-bed. His snoring is quite nasty. The French girl shakes his shoulder and his snoring gets louder -- finally, he’s half awake. GIRL Final(desperately) Draft 8 Demo I will have sex with you, monsieur. ADAM Thanks, but no thanks. Last time I tried to hump a hallucination-- I chipped a tooth. The French girl starts to leave and Adam goes back to sleep. "Episode Title" 3. ADAM (CONT’D) (yells after her) But nice try, though. GIRL (frustratingly to herself in French: English subtitles) ‘’Shit. These American boys must be Finalgay.’’ Draft 8 Demo As soon as the French girl is gone Ders emerges from the house carrying a TRAY filled with French toast. DERS (calls out) Anyone else craving French toast? Both, Adam from his sun-bed and Blake from the house, immediately react to this call. They are still in the zombie- like state but quite eagerly rush towards Ders. Final DraftADAM/BLAKE 8 Demo ME. ME / I AM. END OF COLD OPEN Final Draft 8 Demo "Episode Title" 4. ACT ONE FADE IN: INT. MALL COMPLEX - DAY Guys are strolling through the mall with their lattes. Adam looks wrapped in thought. Final DraftBLAKE 8 Demo I’m really glad we got out... It feels good to be out and about. (takes a deep breath) ...Ahh, just simple pleasures-- ADAM (realizes something) Maybe we are like those girls that spend a lot of time together and than their periods synchronize... except in Finalour case Draftit’s not periods 8but sexualDemo fantasies. DERS Well... I want to believe that my fantasies are a bit more complex than yours. BLAKE (sarcastically) Of course... because you’re superior Finalin every Draftway. 8 Demo DERS Exactly-- (realizes) Oh, you’re being sarcastic. "Episode Title" 5. ADAM (seriously but mockingly) No Ders, you are truly special and the universe prefers you over other seventy billion people that are also Finalhere on Earth.Draft 8 Demo They stop in front of a bookstore window. DERS (justifying himself) I’m just saying... that I’m the kind of man that’s gonna look past the perfect titties and past the perfect junk in the trunk... and just ask... (as he gazes into distance) ... Is anyone there? Final DraftADAM/BLAKE 8 Demo Wow, that was deep. / I got goosebumps. Ders notices a HOT GIRL inside the bookstore. She’s is focused on a book in her hands which only contributes her sexy librarian look. DERS For example, that girl... (points at the bookstore girl) Final...you’ll Draft see her and think. 8 ‘’WhatDemo would I have to do to impress this chick? Read books, maybe? Know about current political events?’’ ADAM/BLAKE NO, THANK YOU. / I don’t think so. "Episode Title" 6. ADAM What would be the next step? (pretends to think) ... Paying for sex? BLAKE (agrees) FinalRight? Draft 8 Demo DERS (passionately) And this is where I come in... cause where you stop I see a challenge. Where you fail-- I thrive. Adam and Blake laugh at his little speech. BLAKE (to Ders through laughter) FinalSeriously Draft dude? 8 Demo DERS You can laugh all you want, but tonight, when that girl spanks me with a ruler while I read Shakespeare to her... the joke-- (points to the guys) Will be on you. Adam and Blake seem to be disgusted by the very image. Final DraftADAM 8 Demo (seriously to Ders) I’m pretty sure that regardless of the outcome the joke will still be on you... Adam puts his hand on Ders’ shoulder. "Episode Title" 7. ADAM (CONT’D) And you paint a very deranged picture my friend. BLAKE (angrily to Ders) Thanks bro. I’ll have to skip lunch Finaltoday. Draft 8 Demo Adam and Blake leave. Ders Stays. DERS (annoyed) Whatever, whatever... Ders checks his breath before he goes into the bookstore. INT. BOOKSTORE - CONTINUOS Ders grabs a random book off the shelf and pretends to read Finalit while he walks Draft towards the hot 8 girl Demohe noticed while outside the bookstore. He bumps into her on purpose to get her attention. DERS Ohh... sorry, didn’t see you there. HOT GIRL (re: Ders’ book) Quantum physics... Are you a connoisseur? DERS FinalWell... moreDraft of an aficionado. 8 Demo HOT GIRL Me too-- Are you going to that conference on quantum theory? DERS Even though everything is relative, I will certainly be there. "Episode Title" 8. They both chuckle at this but Ders turns serious quickly. DERS (CONT’D) Which one are you referring to? EXT. STREET - MOMENTS LATER Adam and Blake stroll down the street -- pass by shops, Finalcoffee bars... Draft 8 Demo ADAM ... I don’t even blame him for jumping to every chance he gets, cause once his chesticles head south-- it’s all down hill for him. BLAKE How long till that happens? Final DraftADAM 8 Demo I give him six months... a year, tops. BLAKE He should definitely get his affairs in order. They stop in front of a dance studio. There’s a dance class in session. Loud salsa music playing, lots of good looking women inside, but only one MALE DANCER-- could be Latino-- dark brown hair, tanned, wearing ballroom built-in-pants, shirt that reveals his bearing, dance shoes. His movements are quite feminized. Women can’t get enough of him-- they all want to dance with him. He’s being ‘’groped’’ on the dance Finalfloor. Draft 8 Demo Adam and Blake are ‘’glued’’ to the studio’s window. They’ve been observing the happenings inside, the way a child would observe candy. ADAM Are you thinking what I’m thinking? "Episode Title" 9. BLAKE You want to penetrate the group by pretending to be gay? ADAM (relieved) Pretending... yes, of course, just Finalpretending... Draft Wow dude, it’s8 likeDemo you got into my head and just took my thought. BLAKE You really think so? ADAM Ohh... absolutely. It’s like you’re a mind reader. Final DraftBLAKE 8 Demo Thanks, bro. INT. DANCE STUDIO - MOMENTS LATER Adam and Blake, like two groupies watch the male dancer who’s about to take a break. MALE DANCER (to the girls with a strong FinalLatin Draft accent) 8 Demo Ok, muchachas let me catch my breath. You’re wearing me down. The male dancer grabs his towel and a bottle of water when the guys approach him. "Episode Title" 10. ADAM (excitedly) May I just say that we admire your work very much. MALE DANCER (with a heavy Latin accent) FinalOhh... thankDraftyou, but I’m 8not reallyDemo interested. Adam realizes that the dancer is referring to the boy on boy action. ADAM Ohh, no, no. I meant, we admire the way you get all these women so worked up. MALE DANCER (his accent turns to heavy FinalSouthern) Draft 8 Demo Ya’ll saw what I did there? ADAM (to Blake) Oh my God, he speaks English. BLAKE (to the dancer) Wait... you’re not a stereotypical male gay dancer? Final DraftMALE DANCER 8 Demo Hell no! If anythin’ I’m what you Yankees would call a homophobe. BLAKE (confused) Then, how did you become this way? "Episode Title" 11. MALE DANCER Well, I sure wasn’t born this way. When I first got here, ladies weren’t digging my Southern charm... so, I decided to reinvent myself and that’s Finalwhen the Draftpersona of Fernando 8 emerged.Demo ... It took a lot of sweat, tears and fake tan, but it was all worth the rewards I reap now. Women love a good challenge... They like to believe they’ll be the one to change me. (re: his phone) Check all the texts I get. ADAM (stammering) FinalWow... I Draftget just as many 8in a Demosix month period.

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