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VOL XVIII, NO. 141 the independent ~tudcnt nl'w~paptT ~en ing notrt danK and ~ailll man·~ MONDAY, MAY 7, 1984 Alcohol policy gets mixed reviews from South Bend groups By TIMOTHY GIANOTTI pects they are afraid minors will Senior Staff Reporter venture off campus to drink and take to the streets drunk. The city of South Bend cannot It will create a "larger area of con­ make up its mind about Notre gestion" at times when there is Dame's new alcohol policy. usually no traffic problem, Jackson On one hand, owners and said. managers of local bars think the Owner of Corby's, Harold A. policy will drastically increase the . Rowley, Jr., agreed. "It is going to circulation of false identification and precipitate a number of problems." the number of minors in their es­ The tavern industry has not had tablishments. many problems this year, Jackson On the other hand, Mayor Roger said. Alcohol-related vandalism and Parent feels the new policy is a violence is at a low. necessary step on the road to "a new "It has been a good year," he said. consciousness." One contributor to the an­ Assistant Manager of Bridget ticipated off-campus drinking surge McGuire's Filing Station, Greg Jack· will be the new identification sys­ son, admits the new policyis going to tem at Senior Bar, said general make the tavern's job a lot tougher manager John Bowie. . than it presently is. A computer, similar to those "We are kind of disheartened presently stationed in the dining Democratic Senator Gary Hart of Colorado receives crowd Friday at South Bend's Century Center. More on about the new policy," said Jackson. halls, will be installed to verify the age of customers. he said. The new, a T-shirl from Bernie Pellegrino, campus coordinator the presidential hopeful's address is in the story below. "We are going to be flooded with permanent student identification for Hart's campaign, after Hart spoke to an overflow young people and fake !.D.'s." He said Bridget's tries very hard to cards wll feature a magnetized birth prevent illegal drinking, and he an­ date which the computer will regis­ Hart opposes Reagan economics ticipates a great challenge facing his ter. security people next year. In addition to this, said Bowie, South Bend Police will be jacking Senior Bar will continue to require up patrols and watching local bars in South Bend campaign speech much more closely, he. said. He ex- see POLICY, page 5 By TOM MOWLE defense cuts because they are a "cut . provide the "new leadership" the Assistant News Editor in pay and readiness and more into country needs. "The old approach of nuclear weapons this country simp­ my own party," he added, was to Committee requests Democratic Presidential hopeful ly doesn't need." promise everything to various con­ Sen. Gary Hart of Colorado told an Hart supports a freeze on deploy­ stituency groups in hope of putting overflow crowd at South Bend's ment and testing of nuclear together a winning coalition. But it more required courses Century Center Friday that Presi­ weapons, "a ban on weapons in is not fair, nor is it wise government, dent Ronald Reagan's policies are an space, whether nuclear or non­ to mortgage the future to pay for By SARAH HAMILTON University-required courses in its "economic Vietnam." nuclear, and an end to the prolifera­ political generosity now." News Editor final report. An additional course in Besides the dangers of deficits, tion of nuclear technologies in the Hart concluded his 19-minute history/social science and one in Hart mentioned education, health third world." He does not support address by saying he offered the kind The Curriculum Committee fine arts/literature have been sug­ care, defense and the nation's physi­ Selective Service in its current form, of leadership that would "call forth recommended the addition of two gested for all students. cal plant as areas of special concern. but would prefer some form of uni­ the best in the American people." courses to the present 13 According to the report, concern The Senator cited a group of past versal service with no exemptions. was expressed during committee Secretaries of the Treasury who said This service would have a non­ deliberations that "the arts should "a weakening economy in 1985 military option such as the Peace Questions on alcohol be better integrated into University threatens to send the deficits Corps. life in general and specifically into soaring ... to S300 billion to S400 He promoted more spending in the curriculum." The committee billion in the late 1980's. education because "human minds answered by Hesburgh discussed the need for one require­ The danger of such high deficits, and human skills are our most im­ ment in literature and one in fine he said, is they "soak up capital, com­ portant and most precious asset." He By KEITH HARRISON,Jr. make responsible decisions, said arts, but due to constraints on the pete with other borrowers for warned Reagan, "if you think educa­ Senior StaffReporter Hesburgh. "People say that we're curriculum, one course in either of money, and confuse the relationship tion is too expensive, wait till you taking away student responsibility," the two fields was considered suffi­ between the dollar and other cur­ see how much ignorance costs." "I think it's a very moderate said Hesburgh. "That's not true. The cient. rencies, to the point where it is vir­ Hart said he would go beyond the policy," said Father Theodore Res­ new policy gives people a chance to As the curriculum stands, a stu-· tually impossible for us to compete education progrms of the '60s and burgh, University president, refer­ exercise some responsibility. If they dent can graduate without taking a in world trade." '70s and increase teacher salaries ring to the new campus alcohol don't exercise responsibility, then social science class. This is also true Hart said the deficits are "stealing and training and "elevate the overall policy. we may have to take further action." for history. Recognizing this from our future" and the recovery quality of education." He said a Many people have misunderstood "What we're not doing is telling problem, the committee advised will be "paid for entirely out of the reduction to 70 percent from the the policy because they have not people to go break the law," said that the quantity of required courses pockets of coming generations." current I 00 percent tax deduction read it, said Hesburgh, who spoke at Hesburgh. in these areas be increased to two. Continuing the theme of future on business lunches would "fully Cavanaugh Hall last night. Hesburgh also commented on the The curricular choice must con­ generations, Hart added "if these finance the hot-lunch program and "When I first came here, we were student rallies and protests that have tinue because of the sizes of the deficits continue to grow as they add three million children to the at 'A,' which was totally dry," said recently taken place on campus. Al­ departments as well as the limits of have, by the time your three-year­ program." Hesburgh. "Then later we went to though he was not on campus at the the majors. old child is 18, she will have to earn More jobs would be created by in­ 'Z,' which was pretty wet. Now time of the rallies, he saw the televi­ Another recommendation in the no,ooo a year just to pay his or her vestments in the physical structure we're going to 'M,' which is some­ sion coverage of them. "I can say committee's report is "the lengthen­ share of the interest on the national of the nation - bridges, roads, and where in between the two ex­ that we have a great student body, ing of the time frame within which debt." dams - Hart said. More industrial tremes." they are intelligent, bright and ded­ certain courses must be taken." Hart blamed Reagan for these growth would be promoted, he said, The new alcohol policy will not icated. The way they were portrayed "It was what we needed to do to problems, saying "the first thing we with tax reform that would "take the deny students the opportunity to is not the way they are," he said. let students have more freedom" in have to do is send Ronald Reagan premium off mergers, buyouts and Releasing the University fulf"Liling requirements said commit- back to the ranch for a well­ runaway plants, and place it on directives the day after the an­ see CLASSES, page 6 deserved retirement. I don't know if productivity and growth." nouncement of the alcohol policy he deserves it, but certainly we do!" After his speech, Hart specified "confused the issue," said Hesburgh. Hart outlined his solutions to the some proposals in this area, such as "You're talking about two things," deficit as requiring "sacrifice of all requiring three to six month he said. "First there is the policy it· Americans except those least able to notification before a plant closing self, which has been approved and is do so." He favors reversing some of and establishing an individual train­ not negotiable. Then there are the the Reagan tax cut and postponing ing account for each worker which directives, which are the regulations tax indexing. could be used to pay for retraining which will be used to carry out the In defense, the Senator would can­ or relocation ofthe worker. new policy," said Hesburgh. The cel the MX missile and the B-1 He felt SI 3 billion could be saved directives are being negotiated, and bomber, and stress "larger numbers by "reorganizing our health system, a final draft should be ready by sum­ Today's issue is the last Observer ofless costly weapons and readiness with a new concentration on mer, according to Hesburgh. 1for this semester. Good luck on for tbe kind of wars and missions preventive medicine and competi­ Hesburgh discussed his role in the Finals and have an enjoyable sum­ that are most likely to happen." He tion." see HESBURGH, page 4 mer! criticized Reagan's proposed Hart said he would be able to Father Theodore Hesburgh The Observer Monday, May 7, 1984 - page 2

In Brief ~ Theology requirements misguided

The Real World. Dr. Robert A. Howland, professor of mechanical The very idea is enough to send shivers down rhe engint:ering, was named outstanding teacher of the year Friday night spine of any red-blooded Domer. Yet in a few weeks all Amy Stephan at the 1984 Honor Award Ceremony of the College of Engineering. of us will pack off into that world of unwashed dishes Howland, whose classes include mechanics for sophomore en­ and unpaid bills- some of us for good. Assistant News Editor gineers, was recognized for his. ability to teach beyond the equations Few would argue that Notre Dame is representative and relate the systematic approach of solving engineering problems. of the so-called real world. In the real world there are Inside Monday Dean Roger Schmitz, who read a citation announcing the award, said no parietals and no exams. And, everyone isn't Catholic. Howland has earned the respect of h.is students by his open-ended office hours, wit and involvement in extra-curriculars. Also at the Roman Catholicism always has been an integral part religion. If one is unwilling to study Catholicism one honors banquet, four senior engineering students - Anna Bleyer, of this University, and indeed this Catholic character, should, perhaps, choose another University. Mark Kraemer, David Sarphie and Mary Sokoloski - were given the together with Knute Rockne and his football legacy, As a Catholic university, Notre Dame certainly wants Rev. Thomas A. Steiner Prize, which annually honors the college's comprise Notre Dame in a nutshell. Without its out­ to promote Catholicism. Does it, however, want to top graduates. Dr. Lionel Baldwin, dean of Colorado State Univer­ standing Catholic tradition, Notre Dame just wouldn't promote narrowness as well? Yes, Yes, Yes!!! By restrict­ sity's College of Engineering, was awarded the 1984 Engineering be Notre Dame. ing our opportunity to study other theologies, these Honor Award. -The Obseroer This Catholic environment attracts many students to new requirements narrow the scope of our education. the University. Most appreciate the opportunity to To be Catholic is not to be exclusively Catholic. As a grow in faith with others of their own religious tradi­ university which claims to provide its students with a Mishawaka police arrested a Notre Dame tion. But in a school that's 92 liberal education, Notre junior Friday afternoon at the University Park Mall when the student percent Catholic, it's easy to Dame is obligated to allow got into a fight with an off-duty South Bend police officer. Detective forget other religions exist. and even encourage us to Sgt. Jerry Schroder said the student was arrested at 5:15 and was Upon leaving the sanctity explore a cross-section of transferred to St. Joseph County Jail Friday night. Schroder would of Notre Dame, we will have opinions and beliefs. not elaborate on details of the incident. He said the off-duty to deal with people who at- ~\~~~~tiii...~ Another probable result policeman was working as a security officer for Hudson's Depart­ tend services, rather than !;(JIJIIIi;:::~ of this new policy is a ment Store. Formal charges are expected to be filed today. - The Mass, on Sunday. This will be decrease in the quality of in­ Obserr•er a new experience for many struction in lower-level students who grew up in _~...._-:..L, theology courses. The new Catholic families and theology sequence will .Knute Rockne's bust is missing from its pedestal in schools. force some professors to the Rockne Memorial building. The bronze bust, which is about 24 Many come to Notre teach out of their area of ex­ inches tall, was made by N ison Tregor in 1940. - The Obseroer Dame seeking to further pertise. For example, a their "Catholic" education. professor whose field is And there exists here many Asian religions might be fail to report some income, to claim tax credits or Did you opportunities to grow in forced to teach a lower-level deductions, or errouneously claim deductions or credits to which faith as well as academics. Catholic theology or teach you were not entitled on a previously filed federal income tax Can we, however, call our­ only upper-level courses. return? You can correct these errors by filing an amended return, the - '""'S"-7 selves truly educated if we Thus many non-theology Internal Rev~nue Service said. The amended return is filed on Form are ignorant of other beliefs No llft'Pijer the hi9 (,.Ofj i"' a Mil~ f.>CMd ... majors will be instructed by 1040X, "Amended U.S. lndividuallncome Tax Return," and can be and religious traditions? faculty members teaching outside their own areas of used to correct any previously filed Form I 040, I 040A or 1040EZ. Apparently some members of the Theology Depart­ concentration. Form 1040X must be filed within three years from the date of the ment think so. An educated person should at least be familiar with original return or within two years from the time the tax was paid, In case you haven't heard, the Department has religious traditions outside his or her own, and a mem­ whichever is later. It is not necessary to file an amended return to recently changed its requirements. All students are now ber of society who seeks to understand and deal with correct addition and subtraction errors, or if you failed to submit a required to complete a two-course sequence in Cath­ others cannot be insensitive to their religious tradi­ rl·quired schedule. Form 1040X and instructions may be obtained olic theology. tions. by calling the IRS toll-free at 1-800-424-1040. -The Obseroer Students should be encouraged to explore and un­ Thus, students interested in studying other religious derstand other religions if they so desire. The Catholic The University Club at Notre Dame traditions will have to use an elective to do so. For en­ tradition of Notre Dame will not be furthered, and dosed this weekend while tests attempted to discover whether an gineers and others who have virtually no free electives, Notre Dame's image as a fine university may actually be employee might have transmitted bacteria during food handling or the opportunity to study Islam or Judaism has all but ·harmed by this limifon our opportunity to study other preparation. The investigation began after 33 of 36 members of the vanished. theologies. University's development department staff became ill after a lunch­ These requirements will only further the unrealistic con at the dub on April 27 with symptoms of nausea, vomiting and Since many students opt to take their second course image of an all-Catholic world. Protestants on campus cramps. Members of another luncheon party on Monday also in Catholic theology anyway, this requirement may (yes, there are some) complain other students became ill. No one was hospitalized. john Deitchley, food supervisor seem rather insignificant. Consider, however, that this automatically assume they are Gltholic. Some claim for the St. Joseph County Health Department, said test results of new restriction all but guarantees the vast majority of Catholic students demonstrate almost no knowledge of employee stool cultures probably would not be completed until last students graduating from Notre Dame will have had non-Catholic denominations. night. The club manager said allegations offood poisoning reported little or no contact with other religious traditions. In a school where non-Catholics arc a minority, this is in The South Bend Tribune have not been proven. - The Obseroer understandable. In the "real world," where Catholics Some will argue this is a Catholic university and as are the minority, ignorance of other religious traditions such has a responsibility to educate its students in this will appear as just that - ignorance. Of ~ Interest · COUNSELINE A service to the NO community U-HAUL: 239-7793 Guest tickets for Commencement will be HOURS: 4- tOp"' Mon-Thurs. available at the Registrar's office Wednesday through Friday. Each Counsehne '·• a free. confidential Everytbing student must present his or her student (or other photo) I. D. card telephone service that offers and a receipt showing he or she has rented a cap and gown. - The prolessoonally taped materials that farnlovlnj cover a wtde. vartP!~.!?.~.~.tudent concerns Obseroer &towing

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Special to the Observer Deitchley said Rowley "became beli'igerent" while police were Thirty-seven tickets were issued, trying to conduct their investigation some to Notre Dame and Saint at Corby's Tavern. He said when Mary's students, and a tavern owner Rowley "got in the way" of the inves­ was arrested late Friday when In­ tigation, he was arrested. diana State Police excise officers and Deitchley said the youths were South Bend police raided Corby's taken to the main South Bend police Tavern and Bridget McGuire's Fill­ station to be given citations, but ing Station. were not arrested. He said the local Sgt. Greg Deitchley, an excise of­ residents were released to their ficer said he did not have figures to parents. break down the citations between Those given citations will have to students and local residents. appear within five days in traffic and Deitchley said the 37 tickets in­ misdemeanor court, where they cluded citations for underage drink­ could be fined, Deitchley said. He ing, possession of false said they might have to appear in In­ identification, and consumption of dianapolis before the Indiana Al­ alcoholic beverages by a minor. He coholic Beverage Commision said 29 youths were given citations (ABC). for violations of state liquor laws. Deitchley said the raids were part Some received more than one cita­ of Project SUDS (Stop Underage tion. Drinking Sales), which is a program Harold Rowley, the owner of of the governor's task force on drunk Corby's Tavern, was arrested and driving. charged with interfering with a Deitchley said one of the goals of police officer. He was released Satur­ Project SUDS is to combine the ef­ day morning from the St. Joseph forts of local and state law enforce­ County Jail. ment agencies.

Eating out Th~ Obsc:rver/Thom Bradley Senator expects FCE Students got a cbance to eat Saturday luncb out­ on Green Field. In addition to a variety offoods, pic­ doors at a picnic put on by Notre Dame Food Seroices nickers were able to sample tbe music ofTbe Law. minimum to be passed

ByJOHN MENNELL make sure everyone got one." Some Senior StaffReporter clerks delayed a few days but got them delivered. The only hall with a ARTHUR Enough Faculty/Course Evalua­ major del very problem was Alumni. tion forms should be returned to Riley had harsh words for the ANDERSEN satisfy student government officials Alumni mail clerk, Mike James, who and legitimize a report to be was the head of the Senior Fellow &[9; published next year. Committee. In Alumni, the forms We are pleased to announce the following 1984 graduates of the University of Notre In an Observer article Friday, Bob were thrown in a pile and discarded Dame have recently become associated with our firm: Riley, former District Two senator a few days later when they were not who organized the survey, said at picked up by students. "We least 40 percent needed to be worked long and hard to get these Richard E. Paxton, BBA KANSAS CITY OFFICE ATLANTA OFFICE returned. Last night he told The Ob­ out," Riley said. He said he was dis­ Audit Jean A. Yankee, MBA William J_ Dawahare, BBA server, "I'm not worried that we can appointed the process was inter­ Audit Rusell M_ Rempala, MBA Tax get the 40 percent." rupted by someone n_ot doing a job John Gunning, BBA Consulting T. Although he cannot determine he was paid to do. Audit Joseph S- Roveda, BS LOS ANGELES OFFICE Consulting Paul K. Vadnais, BBA the full effect of the Observer article BALTIMORE OFFICE Mary Kay Stangle, BBA Consulting and a letter sent to all students over Alumni residents who wish to fill John J. Ruhlmann, BBA Audit the weekend asking for support, out a form but did not receive one Audit Joseph H. Stephan, BBA MILWAUKEE OFFICE Riley expects them to help. should contact student government Audit Peter J_ Kerwin, BBA If less than 40 percent of the sur­ offices, Riley said. The cost of the BOSTON OFFICE William G. Stotzer, BBA Audit veys are returned, an attempt will be survey was approximately S 1000, Daniel E. Fitzsimmons, BBA Audit made to publish the report for cer­ according to Riley. "Other schools NEW JERSEY OFFICE Audit tain classes where there was enough may spend 30 times as much and Timothy J_ Willis, BBA CHICAGO - WORLD response. have paid staffs," he said. "The form Audit CHICAGO OFFICE HEADQUARTERS Riley emphasized the problem was small and incomplete but it was Brian T. Burt, BBA Margaret E- Ford, BA with mail clerks not putting the the best we could do with our Consulting Technical Services NEW YORK OFFICE forms in the boxes. "We took the budget." The report based on the Mark E. Buschman, BBA William J_ Keneally, BBA time to put the labels on the en­ Audit CLEVELAND OFFICE Audit survey will be published sometime velopes so they would get Christine L Callahan, BBA James H. Bares, BBA next year but details are not yet Audit Audit PHILADELPHIA OFFICE delivered," he said, "We wanted to finalized. 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Consulting an idea of how the students felt From the committee, the report is Timothy H. Hart, BBA Joseph J_ McCarthy, BBA Tax ROCHESTER OFFICE about it and to show we felt it could given to members of the administra­ Audit Mary E. Stevens, BBA be improved," explained Bill Ber­ tion, including Dean of Students James J. Herrmann, BBA Sharon J. Terpin, BS Consulting Audit gamo, a member of the council's Du James Roemer and Vice President Audit Lac Review Committee. for Student Affairs Father John Van Peter B. Holland, BBA HARTFORD OFFICE ST. LOUIS OFFICE The report was released yester­ Wolvlear. Audit Theodore J. Haussler, BA Mary C. McCown, BBA day. Michael L. Howard, JD Among the recommendations of Consulting Audit Tax Bergamo explained the Judicial the committee, the sentence, "The Frederick J. McCarthy, BA Christopher J. Stephen, BS Council reviews the Notre Dame University rules set few limits on stu­ John M. 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The Observer Monday, May 7, 1984 - page 4 Pope threatened with toy pistol

Associated Press the Mass by delivering brief readings "splendid flowering of the church in in the Korean language. Korea today is indeed the fruit of the SEOUL, South Korea As "How long have we waited for this heroic witness of the martyrs," and HOO,OOO people watched yesterday, day. How fervently we have prayed the Korean church "deserves full ad­ Pope John Paul II canonized 103 for this moment to arrive," said Car­ miration by the entire church." martyrs, including Korea's first dinal Stephen Kim, the Roman Cath· Wearing red and gold silk vest­ saints, in a tribute to the country's olic Archbishop of Seoul, in an ments patterned after "koryongpo" w-owing Roman Catholic Church. emotional welcome. used by Korean kings for special Before the ceremony, police seized The canonization of 93 Korean ceremonies, the pope stood on a a student who brandished a toy pis­ and I 0 French martyrs slain in platform built in the shape of an tol at thl· pope's motorcade. Korea, the first such ceremony alpha and omega, first and last letters outside the Vatican since the 13th of the Greek alphabet, representing The pontiff, on an 1 1-day century, was hailed by the Vatican as the beginning and the end. A giant pilgrimage to Asia, heads to New the pontiffs "personal tribute" to white cross towered overhead. Guinea today after his five-day stay the world's fastest growing Roman in South Korea. Catholic Church. Earlier, the pope was on his way to The church, which has been a prayer service at Myongdong Cat­ Applause from the throng in gaining members at an annual rate of hedral in Seoul when a man leaped Yoido Plaza, and shouts of"Mansei!" nearly 10 percent for three decades, from the crowd lining the curb, or "Live 10,000 years!" greeted the has I. 7 million adherents among brandishing a toy pistol. smiling pope as he arrived for the South Korea's 40 million people. Witnesses said he fired the toy canonization ceremony. He bega~ In his homily, John Paul said the once or twice. Local veteran supporting increased help for disabled veterans in House ,O.P Photo By KEITH HARRISON,jr. percent of all claimants are granted VA officials, and they have Pope john Paul II is shown here during a moment of reflection Sen tor Staff Reporter compensation," said Marozsan. pigeonholed the bill," said Maroz­ while meeting with clergy and others at Sogang University in "They follow that quota religiously." san. Seoul, South Korea, Saturday. The pope visited the country to President Reagan "wants to send Second, Hart's bill would increase The national media poses another canonize 103 martyrs in a tribute to Korea's rapidly growing Cath· you young people all over Central a veteran's chances of winning an ap­ problem, according to Marozsan. olic population.

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ByJEFF HARRINGTON server Editor-in-Chief Bob Vonder­ Both parties rank the role of finan­ Senior StaffReporter heide said. cial aid for Observer employees as Noting the paper had "no the key problem yet to be solved. The University will approve The choice"but to join the University The federal government requires Obseroer's first full-year budget plan system, Vonderheide said the ques­ students to report all income earned since the newspaper joined Notre tion of financial control dictating to determine their aid packages. Un­ Dame's accounting system this editorial content still remains. "A der the Budget Unit Control System, semester, Father David Tyson, ex­ newspaper whose finances are con­ some students have had their loans ecutive assistant to the president, trolled by an organization it normal­ reduced since the University now said yesterday. ly scrutinizes is not an independent has access to Obseroer employees' "I hope to have it finaJly approved newspaper. It's conceivable that the earnings. (today) or Tuesday. I think our University will interfere with the "The (financial aid) problem still accounting people were very editorial side of The Obseroer. We exists ....There is nothing I know pleased with it," said Tyson, who look in our files and find that in 1975 of the University can do to be of as­ acts as The Observer's budget unit they confiscated Observers for run­ sistance because of federal laws," director. ning an abonion ad ... How can we said Tyson. "The problem is that Observer fmances were officially trust them?" when University checks are issued, placed under the Budget Unit Con­ Vonderheide added, "As of now, we're accountable with respect to trol System Feb. 1, nearly five we've been pleased with the Univer­ financial aid." months after the University ordered sity's conscious desire to stay out of Vonderheide agreed the "biggest the paper to join its internal budget the editorial (side of the paper). It's problem" inherent in the budget system or face the cutoff of ap­ been working up to now, but we're unit system is the financial aid rift. "I proximately 570,000 in student still kind of cautious." can't foresee it being a major fees. The request came in the wake Maripat Horne, Observer control­ problem but it will cause some of a University-conducted audit of · ler, agreed. "We haven't had any headaches .... For the vast majority the paper last summer which problems yet with (the University) of people up here it will never cause revealed several cases of financial questioning how the money is being a problem." mismanagement in the '82-'83 Ob­ spent. I feel that if they wanted to, Vonderheide was optimistic The seroer operation. they could easily dictate editorial Observer would eventually gain The paper's operation under the control, but I don't foresee such a financial independence from the new system has been "working very problem." University. Calculating the effectively," Tyson said. "I have Tyson said he "would be newspaper would make 525,000 heard of no complaints. We tried to surprised if (The Obseroer) said this school year, he said The Ob­ talk out the snags .. .in earlier there would be any interference be­ server is "not going to be on (the meetings." cause of financial control." The im­ University budget system) forever. Observer officials, however, are passe earlier in the semester was If we continue to make $25,000 still wary of University financial con­ clearly the University saying finan­ eventually we'll be at a point of Magician Gary O'Brien performs a trick at a benefit show for trol. ''I'm not happy to be on the cial accountability and coming un­ being independent." Notre Dame/Saint Mary's Right to Life yesterday in the Library Budget Unit system, but at this point der the system were separate from "That's the bottom line: to even­ Auditorium. 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But he added, "we can Copy litlttor now being worked on by the ar­ pass them around even if everyone is chitecture firm of Cole Associates not here and so get approval for lfnivc:rsity Prc:sident Fathc:r Inc. Cole · Associates have done them." Although no work can start Thc:odorc: Hc:shurgh had some: good "most of the renovations on campus, i.tntil the plans are approved by the nc:ws last night ahout the proposed including all of the dorm renova­ Officers, Hesburgh said that is "no rc:novation of LaFortune Student tions," Tyson said. The architects arc big problem." He said, "We can go Cc:nter. llt:shurgh said, "We'll see now working up a general plan to over the plans quickly. If they are what it's going to cost, and I'll just present to the Officers of the Univer­ good we can approve them as soon have: to go out and raise the monc:y." sity. Once the Officers approve a as we have them. It could take five Last wc:c:k in an interview, Executive plan, the architects have to convert minutes in a meeting." Assistant to the: President, Father the general plan into specifics. David Tyson, had called money a Tyson said, "That part generally Hesburgh said, "Assuming I have "major ohstack" for the proposed does not take as long as making up the money, we want to do whatever renovations to the student center. the initial general plan." Tyson es­ we can this summer." Tyson said, lleshurgh, spt·aking in an inter­ timated last week it would take "Some of the work can be started view last night in Cavanaugh Hall, "three to four weeks" for the ar­ this summer, but I'm doubtful that where he said Mass, appeared quite chitects to draw up the initial plans." any major reconstruction or renova­ supportive: of the: plan to renovate tion could be started and completed Lafortune. "I asked Tyson to put Hesburgh said, "I've been talking during the summer." He cited, plans togc:thc:r to do what they can about this (the renovation of "some of the plans groups have for to the huilding from top to bottom. I Lafortune) for months, but it moving and some of the painting on told him to see what you can do with doesn't seem to move too fast at the first floor" as work that could be it in the most creative and im­ times." Tyson stated, "I'm hoping completed this summer. aginative way possible," Hesburgh and I think Father Hesburgh is too Hesburgh thinks the renovation said. Last week a committee of five that if the initial plans are done in will be expensive. He said, "It will ~tudents and Director of Student Ac· June we can get them approved in probably cost at least a million dol­ 'IlK O~r/Thom Bndky tivities James McDonnell gave June." Tyson said the time the plans lars." He intends to get involved ARoseytime Tyson a set of ideas for the renova­ are approved "depends on who of with the fundraising for the project. Rosey Grier,Jormer defensive lineman for tbe Los Angeles Rams, tion of LaFortune. the Officers is around during the He said, "I'll just have to go out and spoke in tbe A.C.C. pit and in tbe Library Auditorium over tbe fmd someone willing to part with at weekend. Grier, who is also famed for his needlepoint work, spoke least a million dollars." to a group ofhigh school and college athletes about commitment. Murday report studies Hesburgh said, "We have lots of Tbe talks were sponsored by tbe Spiritual Rock ofNotre Dame and space we can make use of, lets see Tbe Christian Center Youtb. what we can do with it." As an ex­ quality of student life ample he said, "We have a full floor of social space in both of the By ROBERT SIENKIEWICZ the administration's eyes, however, Pasquerillas but I've gone through . Staff Reporter this objectivity and confidentiality there when there has been no one in 1 was not ensured. According to there." "Administrators arc singled out Director of Student Activities Jim Speaking to a group of students in from faculty mc:mbcrs and hall rec­ McDonnell, "I felt that the report Cavanaugh's study lounge last night tors, apparently because of the at­ was hasically a conflict of interest." Hesburgh claimed, "I said to Tyson, titude students perceive .... McDonnell went on to cite the for the love of Mike, let's get that Grantt·d, the University is not a relationship between the '81-'82 place fixed up, lets go from top to democracy hut students need to student body president, Don Mur­ bottom and see what we can do with have a sense that their opinions are day, and the writer of the report, it and let's not just put bandages on respected," states the Notre Dame Dave Murday. "When you're the stu­ the place." Student Life Needs Assessment dent body president trying to bring ...... ,_...... Report. about some change, you can't get A study of student life was made your brother to conduct a study." Roc.co's Hair · during the Spring of 1982 with the " cooperation of the University ad­ According to Murday, it took five ministration. The rcst·arch was con­ months to complete. The research, Styling ducted through the University of which took place between january io!'">,~-%'•!dl' South Carolina's Psychology Depart· and May, included structured inter­ mcnt to ensure objectivity and con­ views, a survey of selected students, fidentiality. faculty, and administrators, and a The report, written hy David later survey of a random sample of ATTENTION SENIORS Murday, was requested by Notre students, faculty, and ad­ 531 N. Michigan St., Wondering what to do during Senior Week? Damt· Studt·nt Government. In ministrators. Come to the ~ Phone 233-4957 • IS:I...... Christian thought and life. This Classes recommendation was made in ac­ WEDDINGLESS RECEPTION at Erskine cord with those offered by the Theology Department. Students will A.J.S. continued from page I have to begin satisfying their Theol­ Shipping and Tues., May 1510 p.m.-2 a.m. ogy requirement within the first two Packaging tee member and Chairman of the years, according to the recom­ *Tickets must be bought in advance You wrap or we wrap Aerospace and Mechanical mended changes. *$6 per person for food, dancing, and OPEN BAR Engineering Department Albin The proposed requirement in fine 3617 Mishawaka Ave. *On sale at N.D. Student Activities May 8, 9, 10 from Szewczyk. arts or literature and the additional Mishawaka at Logan In agreement with the Philosophy requirement in history or social 8 a.m.-5 p.m. May 10 from 7-9 p.m. Department, the Committee advo­ science can be satisfied at any time. Mon. - Fri. 8:30- 5:00 *On sale at SMC May 8, 9,10 S-7 in LeMan's Lobby cated the University requirement in No changes were suggested in the We Ship Exclusively Philosophy become a two-semester structure of Composition and Any Questions?? Call Anne at 7879 UPS introductory course. Because the Literature, Freshman Seminar, Physi­ Couples prefe"ed, but not necessary or Maryalice at 1708 two semesters would, in effect, be cal Education or ROTC require­ one course, the committee recom­ ments. mended that two semesters be taken Provost Timothy O'Meara, wh< within the first two years of study in organized the committee during tht consecutive semesters. Spring semester of 1983, said now Presently, most students fulfill that the committee's report is com­ their natural science requirement in pleted, it will be sent to various uni­ OLO OFF ALL ITEMS the freshman year. Easing this re· versity councils including all of the quirement, the committee recom­ College Councils and the Faculty mendt·d the courses in science be Senate. Input will be directed to the 7~ IN THE STORE completed hy the end of sophomore Executive Committee of the 50 yt·ar. There wao; some discussion of Academic Council. The report will adding a third required course, but then be discussed by the Academic tht·re was not t·nough support to Council. Except New Goods: 10% Off These Items make such a change. According to O'Meara, "The The present curriculum demands Academic Council is the main body students take two semesters of on curriculum." The decision of the marht·matics in their freshman year. Academic Council will become The committt·e's report proposes policy "for all practical purposes." Saturday, May 12 that only one semestt·r must he Of t'ourse the University president taken in the first year, but both must will have to give his approval, but "I be satisfied by the end of the sopho­ cannot ever recall the presiden· _ 9:00-5:30 p.m. more year. going another way," said O'Meara. The committee proposed that the Commenting on the report, the frrst Theology required course provost said,"l think it's a good cover tht· critical study of scripture report, hut I don't want to go into -GOODWILL· and the doctrinal development of the details right now." He wants to Across from Nickle's the first five centuries of the Chris­ wait until the report is discussed by Eddy and Howard Streets tian era. The second course should the Academic Council. O'Meara focus on a single doctrinal theme or predicted that discussion will be group of themes which deal with I~Rg<)lt.----·-- ____ _._------,;.r~------,._,J""JOl.Jir-... ,--~··· The Observer Monday, May 7, 1984- page 7 Professor's Apple program bought

By NANCY HUET The program, entitled "Organic Bays was introduced to the News Staff Stereochemistry," illustrates three­ tutorial chemistry method about ten dimensional features of organic years ago when he began ex­ While most students bring apples molecules. The package includes a perimenting on the computer. He to teachers, this time the teacher tutorial which defines terms and used the Intercolor Computer Sys­ brings an "Apple" to the students. gives examples. It also features some tem at Saint Mary's College to teach ). Philip Bays, professor of practice problems which cor­ himself the BASIC language and Chemistry at Saint Mary's, has respond to these concepts. become familiar with graphics and created a computer program for use Bays said this program is advan­ character manipulation. on Apple computers. Bays has tageous to "both students and Bays used his command of the created a way to improve under­ professors." It allows students to BASIC language, his ability to use standing and to practice applying receive a complete set of instruc­ graphics and his understanding of in­ the technique of molecular stereoc­ tions and to see 3-D displays that are structional needs to develop the hemistry. not possible to illustrate in the class­ program which illustrates the Bays wrote a computer program room, he said. It also provides access stereochemistry of Organic which deals specifically with these to an infinite number of randomly molecules. concepts of organic chemistry. generated drill problems. "I was learning new techniques as Compress, a chemistry computer This technique is an effective way I was writing the program," Bays programming company in New to provide organic students with said. He experimented in his Hampshire bought it and is now drills on 3-D molecular chemistry chemistry courses while he made marketing it as an instructional that are not available in textbooks, revisions. "My students served as package. he said. guinea pigs," he said. In two years he - - created this "thought provoking" r------~------, tutorial. Bays had not planned on selling I the program at first. The more he ~ Enjoy Barclay's developed it, the more it seemed CLIP CLIP unlike any other instructional COUPON FILET MIGNON COUPON program, he said. & SAVE $3 (REG. 8.95-WITH COUPON 5.95) &SAVE '3 He informed Compress Computer Company about his program. After OR making a few minor changes, he was able to market the program with Compress. The company sells it as a STUFFED FILET MIGNON floppy diskette made only for the 48K Apple. It is sold in individual packages for $65 or with a back-up copy for $75.It is available in hard A refreshing break Each entree includes a bot­ disk for network systems. tomless tureen of soup, While it is sold directly to institu­ A Salvadoran guerrilla holds an American-made M-16 on his lap as be drinks a soft drink at a roadblock in La Palma, El Sal­ baked bread and your tions or through publishers which vador. La Palma is near San Salvador where left-wing guerrillas choice of baked potato, market it as a supplement to a textbook, students may purchase it burned ballot boxes and staged harassing raids yesterday in an 1 home fries or rice mason. for their own use. attempt to disrupt voting. Runoff elections were held to determine the country's president. 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Jesse Jackson, a surprise winner Saturday in the Louisiana CLASS OF 1984 primary, was in North Carolina. At a news conference in Washing­ ton before flying to Cleveland, Hart said, "The issue is not who wins SHIRTS states, but who wins delegates." Hart also repeated his contention that with the exception of Missouri, Mondale has never topped 50 per­ only$10 cent, therefore failing "to W don't have your answers. demonstrate that he represents the But we'll listen to your questions, real majority of this party." Tuesday, May 8 1-5 p.m. share some of our own The Colorado senator said he about who we want to become believes voter sentiment is shifting and where we want to journey. in LaFortune by Student his way in Ohio and Indiana For anyone who has considered Office the path of priesthood, Frost said he would hold "some the Holy Cross Fathers' One-Year Candidate Program private discussions" with Hart later provides an opportunity to ask and explore this week. 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Showcase Monday,May7, 1984- page9 Sir Obnoxious Mission accomplished by Marc Ramirez features columnist

bviously there is nothing more for Sir Obnoxious to do here. O Ever since Sir Obnoxious came to Notre Dame late last year, obnoxiousness has begun to climb at a steady rate, and now it rears its ugly skull without any shame at all. As it should, of course. But the point has been reached where Sir Obnoxious' presence is no longer necessary. When Sir Obnoxious first arrived there was a mission to fulflil - one, to preach the tenets of boorishness, and two, to get rid of Miss Manners. But the mission has been accomplished, and things seem to be running quite smoothly. Sir Obnoxious was pleased to see such events as Viking Night at South Dining Hall, where people heroically ate without bending their elbows. Such was indicative of Sir Obnoxious' own eating habits, and Sir Obnoxious even learned a few new tricks from the grubby infidels. But then Sir Obnoxious was mildly surprised - no, quite surprised - at what transpired next. Sir Obnoxious talked and Ben Rand, Andy Griscom and Scott Johnston demonstrate "Dunk the Duchess," one of the beer gamesdes­ talked about the wonders of rudeness, and directed all of those cribed in their book The Complete Book of Beer Drinking Games, published by RJ Publications, New Haven, harangues toward the masses. In Notre Dame's case, that was the stu­ Connecticut. dents. But strangely enough, it was the administration that responded most enthusiastically to Sir Obnoxious' call. And it did it in the most obnoxious way possible - without any style at all. It nitpicked at the students, provoking anger with every jab. It at­ A book. ND would like to censor tempted to irk students by taking over financial control of the stu­ dent paper, but when that didn't work, it turned to down-and-dirty to the next player who does the methods of being obnoxious. same. The person who drinks from It invaded dorm food sales without any warning, poked around for K4~vin Williams the pitcher before the player who something to criticize, and was obnoxious enough not to even pur­ jE~atures staff writer empties it buys the next one. chase anything. One of the ftrst subjects the book It planted nice green grass on the quads, made it absolutely per­ f the new alcohol policy made any according to the book, "for the addresses is beer-gaming etiquette. fect to play Frisbee, baseball and football on, and then told everyone provisions for burning books, The beginner who wishes to experience Ten different rules are suggested, to stay off. I Complete Book ofBeer D1"inking the excitement and cameraderie of including no pointing, no using the It came out with a wonderfully worded, immensely popular al­ Games would probably be the first beer-gaming." An example of a boot work "drink" in any of its forms, and cohol policy with incredibly obnoxious restrictions including the on the pile. factor one game is "Burn-out." the discreet digit rule. When the dis­ number of people in each room. Simply put, this book is a collec­ In "Burn-out" a napkin is placed creet digit rule goes into effect, any The administration's timing was atrocious, and therefore it was tion of imaginative ways to consume over the mouth of a glass whose player may - at any time - dis­ good. large quantities of beer. Fifty games edge has been moistened slightly to creetly hang his foreftnger off the But the students made Sir Obnoxious proud by responding with - including such favoritt:s as Quar­ hold the napkin. A dime is placed in edge of the table. Each player who obnoxiousness oftheir own. The night the alcohol policy was an­ ters, Acey-Deucy, and Mexican - the center of the napkin. Players take notices must do the same thing. The nounced, almost 2,000 screaming, raving students stormed Alumni provide for hours of enjoyment for turns burning small holes in the nap­ last person tp hang his digit drinks. and Corby Halls, and they were very obnoxious indeed. everyone from the lighte:lt kin with a cigarette. The player who The day after, several students admirably attempted to outdo the In an attempt to include some so­ lightweight to the most hard-core makes the dime drop into the glass is Viking Dinner by holding a drunken bash in the South Dining Hall. dally redeeming quality, The Com­ partier. the loser and must drink a The point of all this is, of course, that Sir Obnoxious no longer plete Book ofBeer Drinking Games Beyond the game descriptions, predetermined quantity of beer. dedicates an entire page to the evils needs to be here. It seems that obnoxiousness has fmally triumphed the book contains essays. lists, and Boot factor five games are played of driving drunk. In a word- Don't. over the wimpyness of politeness. And Sir Obnoxious' bitter rival, trivia in much the same style as any for the express purpose of getting Miss Manners - she sent flowers last week just to make Sir Ob­ The Complete Book ofBeer of the popular Official Whatever drunk quickly. "Boot-a-Bout" is one Drinking Games is useful as a noxious angry - has been run out of town. Handbooks. such game. So Sir Obnoxious is prepared to depart from this place, proud of all reference book, but it lacks quality The games are organiz,~d into five "Boot-a-Bout" is a method for entertainment. Inane jokes and an that has been accomplished. But of course a few last pointers on the sections corresponding to each determining who buys each pitcher. over-worked vomitting theme art of obnoxiousness must be left behind. games's rate of alcohol consump­ One player buys the ftrst pitcher and detract from the book, but one can Remember to never open doors for anyone unless you enter or ex­ tion, or "boot factor." Games with a drinks as much of the beer as he fmd a few flashes of inspired humor it first. boot factor of one are designed, desires. H~ then passes the pitcher scattered throughout. Always strive to be creative at the breakfast, lunch and dinner tables. Invent new colors through mixing drinks such as grape juice and chocolate milk, or create new recipes to take home to mom by Movies combining foods such as ravioli and Lucky Charms. It l.1as all the ingredients, See how far you can throw a biscuit, or if you can land a cookie in the bowl of yogurt four tables down from you. Drive people crazy by dropping a glass on the floor and catching it before that fatal second bu.t doesn't quite swing it bounce. Or see how far you can roll an apple down the aisle before it hits someone's foot. night). But then, inexplicably, it As people are studying, ask them trivia questions which you know by Cat Francis becomes lost somewhere among the will stump them, but will intrigue them so much they won't be able features copy editor tangled and confused emotions of to stop thinking about them. the players. The ending is a let­ Go to movies that you've already seen, make sure you sit behind down, as well as being more than a people who have never seen them, and tell them everything that's " swing Shift" is a nostalgic look little predictable. going to happen throughout the entire movie. An interesting twist is at the World War II years and Russell pulls up some of the to do this and then change the ending. the women who went to work at the movie's quality, but only in a minor Sir Obnoxious would love to say goodbye, but since farewells al­ jobs vacated by men gone to war. It fashion. His performance as Lock­ ways seem to end up being extremely sappy and melodramatic, Sir is also a curiously disappointing hardt, an aspiring jazz musician, is an Obnoxious hates them. So it appears a return to sunny Beverly Hills movie. interesting contrast to his work in is next on the agenda. Or maybe Sir Obnoxious will attempt to teach I wasn't sure what to ~~xpect from "Silkwood." But since he is the most obnoxiousness at Miami University. "Swing Shift." And I don't think the likable character in the entire Well, maybe not. makers of the movie were sure movie, the audience is even more either. It seemed random, a collec­ disappointed by the ending, in Dear Sir Obnoxious: tion of scenes and an occasional which he simply wanders away from Guess what/ did the other night? I think you'lllike it. I went to see humorous line. the action of the plot. the 7:00 showing of"The Big Chill" at the Engineering Auditorium, The movie's plot is relatively Hawn is adequate as Kay, and does and I got in free! I went early to get in line, and the auditorium was simple. Goldie Hawn plays Kay a credible job of portraying a woman open, and there was no one around, so I went in and sat down. Pretty Walsh, the devoted and conscien­ who begins to realize she can be soon so did a whole bunch of other people, and they never bothered tious wife ofJack (Ed Harris). Her something other than a complement to collect from us! And the movie was great, too! What do you think abject devotion to her husband at to her husband. But she does not do about that? the movie's beginning will set on enough. The only major change we Bill, the Free Loafer edge the teeth of every feminist in see in the character by the end of the the audience. Jack goes off to war ftlm is that she is no longer fetching Disgusting Reader: and Kay decides to take a job at her husband's beer. First of all, it is painfully obvious that you don't know the ftrst thing MacBride Aircraft Company. "Swing Shift" has a promising and about obnoxiousness by your placing ofthe word "dear" before Sir The movie focuses on the trans­ amusing plot, nice camera work, and Obnoxious' name. Second, I don't like your name, and third, I don't formation of Kay, from demure and Russell), who falls in love with Kay. some top rate actors. But some­ like you. And I happen to know that you went to the 9:30 showing of naive to self-assertive and willing to The action is slow at ftrst, but where the mixture goes wrong, and of a movie during) ames Bond week and you got overcharged by ftfty explore her own feelings. In this, she ftnally picks up when Kay is hired to the resultant mishmash is not worth cents. So there. Get a clue. is aided by two friends: her next- work the swing shift ( 4 p.m. to m:id- ·the price of admission. ~i~~~_()__ i_J1 ___ t ______Mo_oo_~~,M-~-7~,1-98_4~p~~~e-IO One more Loret Ruppe controversy Congressman Henry Hyde, one of the disabled workers is a prima facie violation of should be an amendment outlawing it. But, I tion's original determination to drastically leading pro-life politicians in Washington, the Civil Rights Act. It seems the Peace Corps have yet to write a letter to the President, my reduce its budget and its importance in says Loret Ruppe is "following the law," and is has a policy of providing travel expenses for senator, or my representative supporting it. American foreign policy. "not out of step with the policy of this (the any volunteer requiring medical care. The Am I to ·be condemned for inaction? Is Loret By testifying before the Kissinger commis­ Reagan) administration." James Bopp,Jr., the question being raised concerns the way in Ruppe to be condemned for not working to sion on Latin America and by gaining the sup­ general counsel for the National Right-to-Life which an abortion is defined within the con· change it? Some people might say "yes," but I port of Secretary of State Schultz in a report Committee, rejects the Justice Department in- text of this law. am sure most people would be more lenient. which described the Peace Corps as a key to The Obseroer, last Friday, ran a statement by The abortion question is not the only con­ U.S. foreign policy, Loret Ruppe has changed Ruppe outlining the action she took in trying troversey surrounding the Notre Dame com­ the administration's opinion. David Grote to change the Peace Corps abortion policy. mencement speaker, though. Both The In a house editorial on April 13, 1984 The What it amounts to is the Justice Department Observer and Father Hesburgh received Observer editorial board stated the opinion saying she could not deny paying transporta· anonymous packets of newspaper clippings that Loret Ruppe should not have been picked Speaking out of turn tion expenses to volunteers seeking abortions which painted an unflattering potrait of as the commencement speaker. As a member as long as she paid those expenses for other Ruppe. Rumors from Washington are that of that board, I still agree with that opinion. disabled (ill) volunteers. these are not the only instances of anonymous Whether it is the whine of a spoiled child or terpretation of the Pregnancy Discrimination Ruppe is an employee of the U.S. govern­ sent materials attacking Loret Ruppe. not, I feel that Notre Dame's commencement Act and says it "does not require the payment ment and is bound to obey the law. The It seems Ruppe has made some enemies in speaker should be someone more prestigious of travel or per diem expenses to Peace Corps justice Department told her how to interpret her term as Peace Cbrps Director. The reason than Loret Ruppe. employees seeking abortions." the law. Even if Ruppe is diametrically is that she is a moderate women in a con­ But in that same editorial Ruppe was Confused? If so, you are not alone. The con­ opposed to the Justice Department's inter· servative administration. The facts are that un­ described as a poor administrator and as troversy surrounding Ruppe and the Peace pretation, to disobey it is to forfeit her posi· der Ruppe's leadership, the Peace Corps has hypocritical in her handling of the abortion Corps abortion policy is complicated. The tion as Peace Corps director. seen its budget grow by 20 percent in the last policy. Further information, though, has Pregnancy Discrimination Act implies that Some people argue if Ruppe is truly against three years, that the number of volunteers has raised serious questions about the validity of any employment practice or policy treating abortion, she should be doing something to been increasing, and that this was ac­ these statements. I feel this viewpoint may pregnant employees differently from other change it. I'm against abortion. I think there complished despite the Reagan administra- have been hasty and uninformed. The changed face of Gary Hart

Friday, Gary Hart delivered a "major policy rapidly changing demographic and social stand or relate to. Hart was a man who offered Much has been made of how Hart has speech" here in South Bend, at least so say his nature of our society. the bold dynamics of change tempered by recently attempted to capture the mystique of campaign advertisements. Does anyone I was amazed at the breadth of his thought: hard reason. the Kennedy era. It has even been said that the remember Gary Hart's last visit to South Bend? not only did he consider the problems created Weeks before the Iowa caucuses vaulted way he wears his clothes, tilts his head and It occured in February of last year when by the changes occurring in our society, he him to national prominence, Hart told a repor­ jabs with his hand, is in direct immitation of Senator Hart spoke to a small, if not attentive, more importantly recognized that these Jlew ter, "I don't have to sell myself I have to sell Kennedy. I could ignore such accusations for group In the library auditorium. Hart was im· problems are interrelated. Policy designed to the need to change generations of leader­ only so long. I now cringe each time Hart effect one would bring change to the others. ship . . . I constantly try to avoid what turns refers to Kennedy in a campaign speech. people off about politics - hypocrisy and What Gary Hart has failed to realize is that John Madigan To listen to Hart was to be in the presence shallow emotionalism. I am not an enter­ he already was the conveyor of a mystique, his of a man, a thinker, philosophizing. Hart didn't tainer." own mystique. Instead of capitalizing on his Guest column stump for a docket of programs. Instead, he This is what appealed to me more than a . own strengths, he is looking to create an wondered aloud about solutions. Out of year ago. It's probably also what caused voters image he simply does not match. Instead of character for an ambitious politician, he ad· in Iowa and New Hampshire to turn from the giving substance to the "new ideas" he has pressive: he cataloged this nation's military, mitted without hesitation that he hadn't yet old-style, empty politicking of Walter been expounding, he has slipped into the economic anEI social problems, giving a figured how to attack the problems facing our Mondale. backbiting style of campaigning. detailed explanation of their causes and im· country. What, then, has happened to Gary Hart Which is the real Gary Hart - the troubled pllcations. He impressed me as a thinker who might since his first stunning successes? Succumb­ policymaker with an eye to the future of 1983, He spoke with no reserve, without a someday provide the vision which this ing to the pressure of running a modern media or the smooth, predictable politician of 1984? prepared text. Hart was thinking aloud, one country has so longed lacked. I was excited campaign, Hart became concerned with that Senator Hart has in turn impressed me, and moment pondering the need for a bold new when Hart came from nowhere to capture 15 very side of politics which he had claimed to disappointed me. I hope Gary Hart reappears course of industrial policy, only to immediate· percent of the vote and second place in the most abhor. on the national political scene in 1 988 or ly follow this assertation with a critique of the Iowa caucuses last February. Soon he hired Patrick Caddell, the slickest 1992, more mature, more ready to realize the theory of industrial policy as articulated by His popularity with the fickle New of the political image makers. Hoping to play potential he showed during his visit to Notre thinkers such as Robert Reich. Hampshire voters pleasantly surprised me, political hardball with the huge Mondale or­ Dame last year. The overriding feeling which Hart left his too. Still, I thought I understood this ganization, Hart has put more faith in market­ audience was that he had a firm grip on the popularity. Hart was a man who mesmerized ing techniques than he has in the simple, problems facing our country. He understood by the depth and sincerity of his thought and intense style by which he had spread his con­ ]obn Madigan is a senior in the College of well our altering industrial economy and the convictions. He was not a man easy to under- victions. Arts & Letters, majoring in economics. P.O. BoxQ

force one of the most prominent theologians in the nation, such as Stanley Hauerwas, to Knee-jerk Response move on to much greener pastures, simply be­ cause he does not spout the Catholic party Dear Editor: line. Reading Bud MacFarlane's letter, "Rickert Thus, while I find MacFarlane's viewpoint was Wrong" on May 3, I was struck by the ap· both oppressive and noxious, it is unfor­ parent lack of understanding on the part of the tunately becoming clear that this knee-jerk writer, as he sought to chastise James Rickert reaction to things foreign is becoming the for finding fault with the theology depart­ rule, rather than the exception, here at Notre ment's new requirements. Dame. MacFarlane argues that the department is Timothy Eigo correct in insisting on an additional course in Graduate Student Catholicism because, as he says, the Catholic Church "is the one, holy and apostolic guar­ dian ofthe Truth that God has revealed." Illegitimate complaint In his own statements, the writer reveals that he has a basic misunderstanding of the Dear Editor: difference between religion and theology. If In the current raft of attacks on the admit· MacFarlane wants religion, let him go to a tedly ridiculous alcohol policy, there in one Bible study class, or let him be content with criticism that must be discarded. It has been Sunday sermons. stated repeatedly that the new rules will Theology, at respected institutions, is the promote off-campus drinking and drunk objective, professional, intellectual study of cjriving, and that any injuries stemming from the nature of God and religious truth; it is the such activity are the administration's respon­ rational Inquiry into religious questions. One sibillty. concerned with theology does not attack a With so many legitimate complaints against writer because he does not share a common the University's coddling, why does this lame faith. One concerned with theology does not and petulant response persist? Any fool who examine tenets objectively after becoming feels compelled to drive drunk needs a nanny blinded by the brightness of his God. looking after him. We are above that, aren't A department concerned with theology we? does not institute such reactionary, narrow· Richard Pilger ~4~ r~q!!lfc;~.cnts, .n~rAqc;s ~~ pr;u;:t_k;~y .....•. :.. ..._. . .:.::.;., .. --. --- ;-.;;;:.:.::--Fresbm'!'!- •...... · "·•-· -~ ...... ·····.t:..:.... ~:..::.:..::.::.:.::.:.::.:..:..:..:.:..-..-:..-...... _ ...... _,...... ,,..,..,,_,..,.,_..., ______..,...... ,:,·,:,·..:.·..:.·..:.·.J.

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It is an unfortunate indication of our times and every individual a good job upon gradua­ had begun his investigations in his freshman · In my more charitable moments, I have that even at a prestigious institution like Notre tion. Even the many types of services offered year, ancl had continued to gather information tended to believe that those individuals did Dame, many students worry a great deal ahout by my office only go so far in assisting stu­ throughout his entire college career. not understand that their irresponsibility their employment prospects. While some of dents. The effort and initiative of the in­ He had attended various career-related could adversely affect others. In light of the th~se fears arc exaggerated, the sad fact is that dividual is the key element for success. meetings, read pertinent books and periodi­ fact that many corporations are cutting back there are fewer jobs generally defined as ap­ · Employment success is a function of being cals, talked to faculty, used his school's career on the number of campuses they visit, we can propriate for college graduates relative to the alert to opportunities to learn about career and placement resources, sought advice from ill afford to have people miss interviews for options and the process of getting a job. I wish alumni, spoken to upperclassmen in his field, other than legitimate emergencies. We are in­ that I periodically had a captive audience of and actively participated in the professional stituting more stringent sanctions to prevent a students so I could bring to their attention the association related to his discipline. Armed repeat of this unfortunate occurrence next Kitty Arnold various things they could do to fmd challeng­ with so much practical knowledge, he knew year. ing, rewarding work. that he would be a much more proficient in­ The young man I have just referred to is not Guest column Instead, they must avail themselves to the terviewee. Based on his current position, he exceptional when compared to many Notre services and activities. Sadly, there are many was obviously right. Dame students. We have a tremendously students who, for a variety of reasons, do not Another topic we discussed was corporate talented group of men and women who are plan in any systematic way and who needless­ college recruiting in general. This young man destined to be leaders in all areas of endeavor. total number of students completing degrees. ly panick this time of year. was somewhat critical of a few of his fellow It is my job to help cultivate that enormous It is little wonder than that students here and It is gratifying to find the exceptional per­ students for being poorly prepared for their potential by providing as many avenues as elsewhere arc apprehensive about their son who has been alert and whose planning intervic:ws because he perceived, quite cor­ possible to facilitate deliberate, systematic future. has paid off. Several weeks ago I met a recent rectly, that employers formed opinions of the career exploration by our students. As placement director, I can attest to the graduate of another major midwestern uni­ school based on their interactions with a small Since there is little in life which so strongly difficulties some students face in entering a versity who recounted the process he had number of individual students. influences one's self-image and self-esteem as tight job market. Nonetheless, a diploma from followed in determining his career choice and He observed that students often do not does one's vocation, I carmot stress enough Notre Dame is a respected commodity in the in getting the highly responsible position he realize that their actions have ramifications the need to investigate and plan for entry into eyes of employers. currently holds. beyond their own employment. I have seen the world of work. It really can make a dif­ I hear comments again and again about the I was very impressed with the conscious evidence of that this year, not so much in lack ference in your life. fine academic reputation that our institution and deliberate research he had conducted to of preparation for interviews, but in the enjoys from organizations of all types. That become more knowledgeable about his aston~.hingly large number of students who Kitty Arnold is the Director of Career and reputation does not, however, guarantee each career. What was most impressive was that he did not show up for their job interviews. Placement Services at Notre Dame. The secular Notre Da:me of the 1980's Not all seniors are uninterested in what secular world of the 1980s. Life at Notre Dame reasonable regardless of the level of never developed positive ways of dealing with goes on at Notre Dame after May 20. After is so boring that we are seeking to spice it up sensitivity and insight shown by the ad­ even themselves? living here for four years, I can list just as many with a heated controversy that quite frankly, ministration. However, the alcohol policy has A modern student center might also make reasons for disliking this place as for liking it. If "doesn't amount to a hill of beans." shock<~d and disheartened even the most student functions more palatable to those I should shed a tear on graduation day, it is Everyone wants to live a thrillng fun-filled sensitive students. nuns, brothers and priests who claim to be so likely to be one of joy not sadness or nostalgia life. The people of the 80s tend to believe that Some consider alcohol the sole issue, and concerned about student alcohol abuse, yet Yet, however faintly, I can still remember if life is not one continuous orgasmic ex­ will be lamenting the university's decision un­ are rarely seen making contact.with students the sense of excitement and pride I had as a perience, it is somehow unfulfulling. We have til they receive their diplomas. These students outside of formal situations. Maybe school of­ all exaggerated the amount of fun we had on arc University puppets. The administration ficials can bartend at student functions and spring breaks or how much more "fun" our has used their seeming dependence on al­ make better judgments about which students Cyrus L. King home towns are than South Bend. But none of cohol for thrill and excitement to point out have had enough to drink. us have had as much fun as we have described why their policy is so urgent. The administration must get out of the habit Guest column Some of us tell stories which makes it hard to Drinking beer should not have as much in­ of using rules to deal with student problems. believe we've slept since birth. flueno:e on student socializing as some stu­ Don't hand us ultimatums and walk away We must realize that some less-than­ dents would lead us to believe. These students secure in the beliefthat you have done all you freshman. Just being associated with Notre exciting things are worthwhile (homework have lied to themselves by exaggerating the can. Better leadership, harder work and sen­ Dame meant something special; something I for example) and that some exciting things amount of fun they have had on their al­ sitivity on the part of both the administration could never quite grasp until I lost most of are not worthwhile (a rally supporting al­ coho lie trips. If our socializing depends so and students will solve most of our problems. those feelings. cohol for example). much on alcohol, then changes are needed. We must change the attitude that getting In the days prior to my decision to attend Men will never achieve peace because they Another group of students has a more drunk every weekend is okay before we can Notre Dame, my vision of the Golden Dome don't want it. Saying,"we had a useful con­ legitimate gripe. These students arc not total­ solve the alcohol problem. A rule banning al­ was quite different from my present one. I versation with the administration," is not as ly su1prised by the new policy and would have cohol may be useful in keeping some students thought the administrators of the nation's exciting as saying, "we stormed the ad­ taken the more sensible parts of the directive from succumbing to peer pressure to get leading Catholic institution would be willing ministration building and shook it to its raf­ in stride were it not for the administration's drunk, for fear of punishment. But a change in to work together with students to create an ters." total disregard for student input. These stu­ attitudes, better leadership and a new student atmosphere of mutual respect and admiration. For the administration, saying "we finally dent:> are more concerned with the student­ center are all better ways of dealing with al­ Today I am not so sure. took a tough stance against alcohol," makes administration relationship, and realize that cohol and meeting a genuine student need for The new alcohol policy should not be too them seem more important than saying, "we social life, not alcohol, is the major issue. an improved social atmosphere. surprising to seniors, who have seen the party have worked harder with students to find al­ It is not surprising that a Catholic institu­ Cyrus L. King is a senior in the College of situation at Notre Dame go from bad to worse; ternatives to alcohol." In a religious atmos­ tion would somehow modify its alcohol Arts & Letters at Notre Dame. from a restriction on section parties and kegs phere, cooperation should always be a policy. Limiting the students' capacity to to an elimination of non-alcoholic get toget­ wonderfully thrilling sign that maybe some­ throw non-alcoholic parties, however, is a bit hers. What has happened to the sense of day all men can come together for a long extreme. cooperation and mutual respect between the boring handskake. Thte most disappointing part of the ad­ Notre Dame administration, faculty and stu­ We have already embarassed ourselves on ministration's proposal is the failure to Correction dents. national television and degraded our campus provide meaningful direction for student so­ Contrary to what many believe, nothing has with ridiculous barmers. Notre Dame must cial life. If the administration had cared to lis­ happened - it never existed. At least students put an end to this thrill-seeking adventure and ten, Notre Dame's students could have have a clear picture of where they stand now, analyze what has transpired. provided some meaningful suggestions. On April 30 The Ob­ even if it is under the feet of the administra­ The administration has shown poor leader­ TI1e most obvious suggestion would be for server ran a letter to the tion. There has always been a parent-child ship by being unsympathetic and nearsighted. the University to build a new student center. relationship, and unless both students and By attaching too much importance to its job, Maybe a bowling alley, pool tables, video editor titled "Alcohol at faculty mem~rs step back and redefine their the administration could be guilty of thrill­ games, a place to eat, a dance floor larger than tailgaters," signed by Mic­ goals and determine positive methods to seeking. They have changed from a covert to Senior Bar's 4 x 4 foot square, and music hael Welch, NO class of achieve them, that relationship will remain. an overt parenting role with words like videos. Classwork and schoolwork are impor­ The controversy over the alcohol policy is "expulsion" and "non- negotiable." The ad­ tant parts of college life, but learning how to 1983. Michael Welch was just another case in point which illustrates the ministration has overestimated the alcohol relate to people in different settings is just as not the author ofthis letter, strained relationship between students and problem and taken on an almost crusade-like important. administrators. The alcohol policy has stance against drunkenness. Notre Dame should be a place for today's however. The Observer is brought more insanity to the Notre Dame In the future, university officials should leaders and a breeding ground for future sorry for any incon­ campus than a U.S.C. pep rally. Why? never discount the possibility that students leaders. But the people here are so venience this may have Both the Notre Dame administration and its are capable of providing useful input into Uni­ homogeneous that they may fmd it difficult to students arc guilty of throwing a religious in­ versity policies which affect them. rela:re to people outside this closed setting. caused Welch. stitution into the unbecoming thrill-seeking There are those students who would be un- What would happen if Notre Dame's students

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ROOMMATE(S) NEEDED FOR SUM­ $$NEED 4 GRAD TIX $$LARRY 1638 SEXI SEX! SEX! NOW THAT I HAVE MARIPATRICIAI MARIPATRICIAI KERRY, JACKIE, DIANA: Didn't we have MER. 4 bdrm hse, ut1hties & phone incl. OR 1601 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE HELP ME. MARIPATRICIAI a great year? Who cares 1f our GPAs NOTICES Nice yard, garage 288-8461/284-5128 I NEED AT LEAST ONE GRADUATION YES, WE HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME plummeted? Thanks for hstemng-you for info: approx S 125/mo. GOTTA HAVE GRAD. TIX. Need not be TICKET. PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU CAN THESE PAST FEW MONTHS AND always doll together Call Tom/John 6146 or 1761. HELP. JACK 7982 AFTER 10PM MORE FUN COMPUTERIZED TYPING SERVICE • TO COME NEXT SPRINGIII IT'S BEEN Carol 277-f046. Wplck up & de-- NEED ONLY 1 GRADUATION TICKET! Applications lor 11116 AnToml Chelr­ GREAT TO BE BACK AND 'PLAY' THIS WANTED WILL PAY S$$ ... 4305 man are now available at the Student SEMESTER .• .! AM REALLY GOING TO TO ALL THE GIRLS AT SMC WHO I WE HAVE THE LOWEST AIRFARES TO Government offices in LaFortune. MISS YOU NEXT FALL, KIDOO HAVE GROWN TO KNOW AND LOVE, EUROPE! FOR FREE COLOR IN SEARCH OF: Graduation tickets -­ I'LL BE BACK FOR A TAILGATER OR THANKSTHOM BFIOCHURE, WRITE TO: CAMPUS PHOENIX BOUND. BUT I NEED A Mark8693 NEED A PLACE TO STAY THIS SUM­ TWO OR THREE OR FOUR•.• HERE'S TRAVEL, IIOX 11317, ST. LOUIS, MO PLACE TO STAY FROM JUNE 9 TILL MER? Need to sublet a two-bedroom TOO A BOTTLE OF ROSE'-GALLO 83105. AUGUST 11. ANY SUGGESTIONS OR Willing to pay$$$ for Graduation tlx. Call townhouse apartment within walking dis­ THE BIG ONEI AND OF COURSE ONE VIV and KATHLEEN: You are two cool OFFERS? PLEASE CALL PAUL AT 239- Dave at 8167 or leave message with tance of campus. Price is $250/month OF 'LARRY THE LOBSTER'S SMC chicsl Poland and Ireland have no WORDPROCESSI'IG AHD TYPING. 5313 OR 277-4851 return phone number at 239· 7757. wrthout utilities (very negotiable). IN­ CIGARETTES AND THE BIG CHILL finer daughters II RESUMES. zn..:v. TERESTED? Please call283-1479 if at all CIAO, BELLA-I'M REALLY GONNA" GRADUATION TICKETS NEEDED Josie needs graduat101'1 tickets! Will pay rnterested. MISS YA'••••• LOVE, LISA Carol EXPERT TYPIST 277-8534 AFTER 5:30 CALL PAUL AT 239-5313or277-4851. $$$call7819or7813. I need a ride to Om•he!! I will be ready to DAVID NANCY, M.A.. M.A .. ROSA: You Pop­ EXPERT TYPING DONE IN MY HOME. 0 R1de Wanted to WESTCHESTER CO., HELP! DESPERATELY NEED leave at noon on Saturday, May 12.11 you Congratulations on getting an interview Farleyites have been wild women this THESES. TERM PAPERS, ETC. CALL NY leave Friday afternoon May 11. Call GRADUATION TICKETS I call Heather at can help, please call John at 8208. wrth the commissioner's officell Good year. Have a wonderful summer! luck - I know they'll JUSt love you I MRS COKER. 233-7009 RAY1101 288-3511 Love, Carol Me GET TOPS$$ FOR YOUR TEXTS !II NEED RIDE to NJ after 5112. Liz 1267 .~REE MOLSON GOLD or cash for grad Want to live O.C. next ye.-? Need 1 Buy Beck Papert>acks: Monarch and Cliff tix and/or hotel resv. call Louis 3136 male roommate lor Campus View. Call ENVIRONMENTAL CANVASSERS Notes - a ride to Boston •tter Flnalll. Call Bob t 489 or Joe 1553. NEED RIDE FOR TWO TO LOS AN­ FIGHT HAZARDOUS WASTES AND Mon thru Fri. 1--4 p.m. Stan at 1401 NEED GRADUATION TIX DESPERATE­ GELESSOUTHERN CALIFORNIA POLLUTION WITH THE MIDWEST'S PANDORA'S BOOKS 937 S BEND AVE. LY! Relatives corning! WILL PAY $$$ AREA. WILL SHARE ALL. CALL MIKE LARGEST ENVIRONMENTAL WAT­ SUMMER POLITICAL WORK Call Greg (283-) 3317. SENIORS I SENIORS! SENIORS I ATx6770. TCHDOG GROUP. GOOOD OPPOR­ PIZZA I 30 m1mJtes or !reel Special hours CITIZENS ACTION COALITION IS NOW ...... Ex(lfess your final thoughts wrth an Ob­ TUNITY TO LEARN ABOUT tor FINALS 11am to 3am. CALL 277- HIRING THOSE INTERESTED IN NEED GRAD TICKETS ,BOB 8658 server personal. We will publish one final NOVENA TO ST. JUDE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AND 2151 to order DOMINO'S PIZZA GRASSROOTS EFFORTS FOR Commencement issue on Friday, May Oh Holy St. Jude, Apoatle & M8rtyr, TO DISCUSS POLLUTION PROBLEMS DELIVERS I ECONOMIC JUSTICE AND ENVIRON­ 18. Come up to the office and tell the world great In virtue end rich In mlteclea, WITH HOMEOWNERS EARN $600& MENTAL REFORM. CALL 232-7918 how you feel about ND, SMC, friends, nur klnem•n of Je•u• Chrl81, lellhlul MO. CALL CBE 874-5500 SENIORS! FOR INTERVIEW. $180 & UP/WK. PERSONALS rules. good times and bad. and all of the end lnterceuor ot.rl who Invoke your things that have made your four years apecllll patron~~g~~ In time of Med, to Hiiil! Remember One Paddle, Two h's last testament t1me. Take out an Ob­ I NEED RIDE TO BOSTON. CAN LEAVE here special. Office hours: Weekdays you I hllve recourNirom lhe deplha ol Paddle, All That Stuff And Gee And Oh - personal '" the Commencement 5/12at 10PM. CALL BOB 1580 Ma~, Deve, Bob, Tom, Troy, from 10 to 4 p.m. Charge is only 10 cents my heart•nd humbly beg to whom God Phooey And Foooo. Yuk! Yuk! Yuki ISSue (Friday May 18) and let ·em have rtl Suun, Guillermo, Chrfa, SuZIInne, for every 5 characters. This is your last hlle given such great po-rto come to Corne up to the office. 3rd floo< Ride offered to Mass. on May 13. Call Lev, Meureen, P•ul, Llu, Carol, John, shot I my •ulatance. Help me In my pre•nt the MAD CLERIC is here LaFortune. and get yours today II Charles at 8094 Ed, Jell, Mark, S..ll, Mary, Tom, Teu, •nd urgent petition, In return I proml• Kevin, Keith, •II the typnettere & the to m•ke your name known & -you Mad Clerics marry mad men to mad I need a ride home to Utica or Syracuse re81 olthe midnight m•nlllce: To the kindly person(s) sending me roses to be Invoked. St. Jude, prey lor us •II women who in turn have wotf-man ST. LOUIS CLUB for summer. I can ieave as earty as Satur· check the beg BEFORE you IMd the wrth cryptic messages: PLEASE IDEN­ who Invoke your •kl- Amen. S.y 3 Our children. BAGGAGE TRUCK day but would (lfefer to leave Monday, dog TIFY YOURSELF. I am flustered (and F•hera, 3 Hllll MIU')''L 3 Glorla'L Sey Will piCk-upon SATURDAY. MAY 12 May 14. Please call Brian 1165. S.F. very flaHered) ... lor 9 coneecutlve deya. Publication SMALL SOW TIMES: IIIU8I be promlaad. This novena hee S.P.O.S. 11:30-12:30 at ND BoolFLORIDA on summer in sunny South Bend. And as if GRADUATION. THANKS FOR YOUR l:EE IIIG 'IOU G'ON M:l MATt.R: AT on finals. If you want to know who sent the 15th. Will RENT car ~ necessary. that weren't reason enough to take pity on PATIENCE AND FRIENDSHIP. KEITH CIR:: OM.£ . WE A P R.Alll 'IOLR this. see above ad I Davld3127 ...... me. I don't have a car with which to IIR:RTS M:l THAll< OCO ElotRY LOST/FOUND I escape the confines of this fair city, to take D.C./MD. BAGGAGE TRUCK DAY THAT 'IOU liFE OLR 8()1 . DAD NEED RIDE FOR TWO PHOENIX TO me to wort<, or even to go to the grocery M:lK:MAD. Kathleen Doyle- You goddess you. AREA. WILL SHARE ALL CALL MIKE store. Perhaps you have a car that you do D.C./MD. BAGGAGE TRUCK Why,lf It weren't for you, well. LOST-GREEN USMC/ARMY FIELD ATJdl770. ncrt want to bring home because nis too KEVIN, LISA, MELINDA, MARIPAT. well, I just don't know. JACKET -Dad has threatened my exist­ far, too much trouble, etc. Or perhaps you PRICES BASED ON $5/N.D. BOX LOU, I HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME MY But you're great. NEED RIDE FOR TWO TO LOS AN­ ence nI can't find h.H lound- PETE 3185. would like to leave your car here because (81KESS15) SENIOR YEAR WITH YOU, WHO GELES/SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA this sad tale has moved you to tears. H WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD AREA. WILL SHARE ALL. CALL MIKE LOST: Ladles Gold Timex Quartz watch you do have a car that you want taken LOAD UP: TAKE JUNIORS TO MAKE MY SENIOR ATx6770. whh brown band M An Tostal mudpils on care of for the summer by a very reliable MAY 12 at BOOKSTORE 2-4 PM YEAR TERRIFIC! PLEASE VISIT NEXT BETH BETH BETH BETH BETH BETH Sat, A(lfi128. Please call Kathy at 8663. person, call Sarah at 1311. Please. at SMC (LEMANS) 4:30-6:30 PNI YEAR II THANK YOU ALL LOVE MO BETH BETH BETH BETH BETH BETH NEEDED: REFRIGERATOR CALL _ .. ..J_...... MAY 13 at BOOKSTORE 11-3 PM BETH BETH BETH BETH BETH BETH LAURA8034 FOUND: A BLUE AND GOLD NOTRE Feeling bored in your alternoons? Never at SMC (LEMANS) 3:30-6:00 PM GERI FITZGERALD BETH BETH DAME BASEBALL CAP IN HAYS HEA­ get a chance to talk to people? Congratulations on your engagement! Now that I have your aHention. I want you Ride to BOSTON. Can leave LY. CALL MARK AT 1987. needed Well, The Obsetwr might be just what Happy Mul" I We all love you and John. to know that I never want you to tell me to Friday 5/11. Will shere usual. Call John at you need. Earn some money and meet BUFFALO CLUB SEE AD UNDER Love, take a barn again. That was pathetic. CHAIN AND INTRAMURAL MEDAL 1802. some strange and interesting people by NOTICE SECTION BUFFALO CLUB Yogi, Boo Boo, and friends Worthy of slime. But that's okay. LOST ON ACC RACQUETBALL becoming a Day Editor. If you're in­ CAMP STAFF: Certified WATER COURTS. WILL THE PERSON WHO SAF­ terested, call Tom Mowle at 239-5303 in HEY! need one ride to DC area. can leave CALLED BEFORE EASTER BREAK TEY INSTRUCTOR. ASST. COOK, and the afternoon. sunday am. call SCOTT 8209. One last personal to harass Becky Two MARGIE & PAUL, da to lovebirds. ASST. CARETAKER, In charge of Pool (DAN ?) PLEASE CALL AGAINI ANN Bringman ... Now thatthe class is over. can Hiiilll Do you really read the Personals? H Grounds for Presbyterian Summer MARIE 2845087 OR PAUL 27207-46. and :Local software development company we tell??? (Don't Stand So Close To Me) so. all I want four graduantin is a gheno camp near Buchanan. MI. Call 234-4159 Bruce Sprlna-n will not be at com­ offers full-time summer position to student blaster, a bike that works, a horse an Iron FOUND: burgundy umbrella. the collap­ for application form. mencement. but I need more tickets experienced In Assembly language THANK YOU KEVIN O'SHEA - SMC'S cub. I am willing to bargain and negotiate Sible k1nd. before Easter. To cla1m call anyway. Call Dave Dziedzic at 283-3671 programming for the IBM Personal Com· FAVORITE DOMER AND CHAMPION these ishews. YIYIYIYEE 2914. or 239-5303 if you want $$$ for your tick­ puler. Call Wilmes Systems at 234-7688 OF RIGHTS ets. during business hours. or call Jim Wilmes LOST DURING HOLY WEEK A SMALL FOR SALE at 289-3896 evenings or weekends. THANK YOU ST. JUDE FOR PRAYERS PHOENIX, ARIZONA LIGHT BROWN WALLET. CALL 25- SANDWICHES DELIVERED FASTI ANSWERED AMEN II ARE YOU GOING THERE? DO YOU 8010. CALL THE YELLOW SUB AT 272·4453 M2, Eli. Danny Domer, McKevin, Amy, NEED A RIDE? HUH? DO VA, HUH? IS IT TRUE YOU CAN BUY JEEPS FOR BETWEEN 8& 11 prn MON-THUR 8& 1prn Carol. Tom. Kathleen and especially Becks. Well, call Judy at 288-0280 for details and LOST: SET OF KEYS ON KEY RING- $44 THROUGH THE U.S. GOVERN­ FRI-SATI Janice. Thanks for a fun and wonderful Even though we make fun ol Jungle U .. I call her soon. Go on, make her day. PROBABLY LOST DURING MENT? GET THE FACTS TODAYI year. Good Luck on finals and have fun am really proud of your acceptance and CALL(312) 742-1142, EXT. THIJRSDAY PICNIC AT SAINT 73111. Need a great team. club, organization, this summer. Love, Mary. fellowship. Thanks for all the good times MARY'S. TWO OF THE KEYS ARE etc. unifier? I Your slogan, or name. moHo here and abroad. I'm going to miss you BARGAIN: ENGAGEMENT AND WED­ MARKED 1124. PLEASE CALL JEFF or whatever you want can be impressed Knucklehead. I love you and I'll miss you. Jots! Ti amo mia arnica preferita! Rosie M•u-n •.• why the heck do you hllve DING RING FOR SALE Contact Garry AT 7120 SOON. forever on key chains, medallions buUons Deb to go end greduate on me ... II' a been Rush. 239-7735 etc.l Ordar today or write for more info: so much tun thle Nrne81er.. tuea. niles LOST: Wallet w1th all of my identification. Konrady Graphics Ltd. Dear Dave, Suzanne, Gus, Pete, Cathy, Jean Jean the Camping Macchina!l at 25 cent beera, n•ncy'a, Julio' a •nd nfound please call Eileen at 277-1325. FOR SALE: 2 COUCHES, BAR STOOL, P.O. Box 174 and Marc: Thanks for all of your help over •ny other pizza piece that will lake RUG. BAR(REAL CHEAP!) EVERY­ Crown Pomt. ln. 46307 the last couple weeks. At one time, the Dear Diane Elizabeth. I will love you al­ checkelllthllnka lor being such • THING MUST GO! SOLD TO THE HIG­ REWARD OFFERED! FOR RETURN OF end seemed so far away. Now that rt's ways, Bo. super lrlend •nd perty compenlon ... It POCKET CAMERA IN ROYAL BLUE HEST BIDDER. OR FIRST COME FIRST come and gone. we can take pride in the just won't be the urne next YMI' then CASE. THE FILM INSIDE IS WHAT I SERVED! CALL JEFF AT 8854 NOW I HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME I'M way everything worked out. The best that ARE YOU STRONG? DO YOU LIKE TO egaln there'• •II thoN potentlel REALLY WANT, IF YOU REALLY NEED DROWNING I'M DROWNING I'M can be hoped for is that everything goes MEET NEW PEOPLE? Saint Mary's roadlrlpe to chlc•go-how hllrd can 181 THE CAMERA PLEASE. DROP IT OFF 1977 Fiat Spyder conv. Must sell. Call DROWNING I'M CRAZY I'M NUTS I'M as well next year. Orientation is looking for you I We need 40 yr. lllw school be •nyw•ya???lel'a - 287-7762 after 3. EITHER AT LOST AND FOUND IN THE CONFUSED I'M LDNEL Y rM IN LOVE Jeff men to help move in the 500 incoming just how much more tun - c•n AD BUILDING OR WITH THE RECTOR SMC freshman nex1 August. Benefits are heveltlbeat ot luck, kkldo In ALL you FOR SALE- 2 COUCHES, 1 BAR OF WALSH HALL. OR CALL 8050. Before I leave for the summer. I would like many, including free meals at SMC. It in­ EXPLOITS ..• lotu' luv, LISA STOOL, RUG, BAR (REAL CHEAP!). to thank the people who made my first MEUNDA MOORE terested please CALL CAROL AT 284- FIRST COME FIRST SERVED FOR THE LOST: Blue ND S.nd Jeckel 1n F line at year here worthwhile. WHAT CAN I SAY? LIFE HAS JUST 5095TODAYI North Din1ng Hall. n taken. please call RIGHT PRICE. CALL JEFF AT 111164 OR To How•rd 4-North. especially John, BECOME WAY WAY TOO MUCH FUN LISA IS A FANTASTIC WENCH but STOP BY 321 ST. ED'S. HURRY NOW Mike at 1475 Carl, Gerry, Andy, and Hany (Dad): OF LATE .... I DON'T KNOW HOW NEXT ARTIST, YOU STILL OWE ME A SONG nobody believes me. FOR THE BEST BUYS! thanks for Tha Experience. SEMESTER WILL BE WITHOUT SO WHY DON'T WE TRY ANOTHER LOST(STOLEN) PUCH TEN SPEED. To The Ob•rver staff. especially Mike. YOU, M.P, AND MAUREEN-- BOTILE OF WINE I LOVE, WIILLLBUR MARIBETH (OR SOMETHING LIKE RED.METEORLUXE. WITH ALL THE ATTN GRADS 1984 ND MEN'S CLASS Jeff, Dave. Sarah, Marc. and Mary: BUT, HEY... COME NEXT JANUARY-­ THAT): RING FOR SALE, 277-6999 EXTRAS. TAKEN FROM SIDE OF THE thanks for the opportunrtles and all your LOOKOUT I'LL BE BACK READY TO 3N REGINA clowns,laundry room crazy Guess who's rooting (or routing, or MATH BUILDING ON LAST THURSDAY help. MAKE UP FOR All THOSSE LOST picture clubhouse. yellow van, pig pie whatever) for you? Anyone for a back· FOR SALE: 74 MERCURY COUGAR BETWEEN 1 :30 & 2:30 prn. ANY CLUES To those chouette girls in W•leh. Susie. WEEKDAY AS WELL AS WEEKEND quiet hours? thanks for a great year good rub? I'm glad you'll be around nex1 week. $475. PURRS LIKE A KITTEN AND YOU REPORT TO MEAKS 277-3306 M.E .. Sue: thanks for the abuse. Je W>us NITES luck love mom/katie CAN DRINK IN IT. CALL BILL 288-0137. alme. HERE'S TO FOOTBALL WEEKENDS Oh yeah, J.P. MeG: get ready to Dew IIIII AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS SHIRLEY. WHAT CAN I SAY? I WILL That's all very touching, but can you -Phil ROADTRIPS MISS YOU MUCH, AND OUR GOSSIP make her feet sweat . THANKS MEL---I CAN'T WAIT Tl COME EVEN MOREl LOVE MAUREEN BACK AND PLAVIII NO,ITS NOT AGAINST UNIVERSITY TOM, YOU ARE SPECIAL THANK YOU Excuse me, Dan, could you tell me how to POLICY TO HAVE ONE ... so why not buy FOR THIS YEAR I WILL MISS YOU get to the law library???? TWO BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE HELPII NEED GRADUATION TICKETS my loft? I goua sell it cuz nwon't fit in my MUCH LOVE, THE ONE WHO WILL APARTMENT FOR RENT OVER THE SO BROTHER&2 SISTERS CAN COME parents' Vollcswagen. Call Terese x4404 BFt:aSWD ENVY PUDGE VERY MUCH THIS SUM­ Margaret. just to let you know that ns SUMMER. Whhln walking distance of BEFORE GOING TO PRISON. CALL MEAl 151 Dillon and not 140 Dillon. You're campus, price Ia 250/month w/o utllrtles 283-1204 MIKE. WILL PAY. MONEY IS FOR SALE - 76 Ford Monarch Loves llarlpet, LIGHT OF MY LIFE- I'll going to enjoy being a Dlllonrte just as but Ia NEGOTIABLE. " AT ALL interested CLEAN. BEER 234-8248 neveriMveyou PETE, CIF, THOM. SCOTT: Hurray for soon as you learn the words to the fight please call283-1479. Love, ME-E-E Observer photographers who wort< like song...... IInce Sprln...... will not be at corn- NEED A STUDY BREAK? DOMINO'S slaves to keep this rag looking great! Scott TWO HOMES AVAJLA8LE FOR NEXT rnencernent, but I still need tickets. PIZZA will be open at 11 am to 3am Mon- ...... and Paul: Good luck down the hall. Pete SCHOOL YEAR. WILL ACCOM- anyway. Call Dave Dziedzic at 283-3671 day, May, 7 to Tuesday. May. 15. 30 NE£D RIDE FOR TWO TO PHOENIX and Thom: See ya nex1 year I MODATE FOUR AND SIX STUDENTS. 0< 239-5303 ~you want$$$ for your tick- minute service guaranteed CALL 2n- VICINITY. CALL MIKE AT Jdl770. WILL see CLASSIFIEDS, page 13 111 • . .. t ..!',..t •• ...... "! ... \...:•.,: .... :!>, \ ...._ .. .. :• tl 'I •._•._ ~~~~~.~ ~~,,:.,.~:'.:f'~.t~. ~ ~~~'! !'~~-~ \;.~.\.,.'.,~•.,)1,,:~ ,.{'::~:~~~~ ~~.:i.:..t.:A.~:t..:..-\:.\~!\:~~.~:~:~f.l.: :·~·~~.~~~.:_t.~~ .. ,.'~'•••••••••

MSU in front for the first and last ball and scored easily to cut the lead time, 7-6. to 10-9. Lacrosse MSU continued to dominate play The goal seemed to stun the Irish until the final minute of the quarter and the Spartans capitalized by continued from page 16 when Trocchi took a pass from scoring 23 seconds later to tie the ·sENIOR BAR Grote to tie the score. The goal game. MSU then controlled the en· in control, but Berman again seemed to spur the Irish as they suing face-off and Notre Dame hopes Dd APPLICATIONS brought MSU closer by scoring at quickly jumped out into the lead on did not look good. the end of the half. a goal by John Wilson. Pearsall then However, MSU threw the ball The Spartans continued to roll in scored 20 seconds into the fourth away, setting the stage for Trocchi's Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday the second half. Bermalil trimmed quarter to increase the lead to 1 0-8. big goal. the lead to 6-5 in the opening Once again, though, MSU fought Despite the MLA title, however, May7-9 seconds of the half, and, almost ten back. The teams traded goals, but Notre Dame's season is over. Be· Pick up at Student Activities, LaFortun minutes later, the score had not with less than three minutes remain­ cause most of the Irish opponents changed. However, Dan Christ tied ing, Irish goalie Rob Simpson, who are Division III, while the Irish have Please include a demo tape. the score at six with 5:02 left in the would stop 21 MSU shots in the to be Division I, Notre Dame does quarter. Seven seconds later, Christ game, dropped the ball while trying not qualify for the Division I post­ fed Pat Cherry on a fastbreak to put to clear it. Wilke picked up the loose season tournament.

Nawa Department Szarah, Thanks for the great "trial month!" Now Papa Szmurt izs a rzaving homos· Classifi~eds that the bugs are worked out (I) we're zexual. looking forward to a productive and effi· continued from page l2 cient year. Have a safe and enjoyable summer. Mark Worscwheheh, Who broke wind? TO THE FIVE GUYS I THREn UP ON IN Dave Grote's laws: CORBY'S: Sorry, was my )irthday. 1. When in doubt, let Joe do it. rt Bob Vanderwende, Ted 2. When you drop a nickel down the sink, Who broke wind? send Joe in after rt. WasijMarkW.? 3. When you wish upon a star, It's Mr. Small: Indeed. What to say? This year has been like no probably Joe. other before it (and hopefully like no other 4. When you have a column to write, give Joe a call. after rt). You were one of the lew bastions M.-yHHiy, of insanity in a place crowded filled with Jell, We know who h.. baen Nndlng you editors of various species. Will LaFortune When do you think they'll make tag· tlowera, but _.,. not ..lUng until a1 ever be the same? Will Mem;,his ever be team drinking an Olympic evern? Probab· leaa1 next Seturdey. But U.n, you the same? Will- ever be thu same? ly when there's some competition in our won't be hera. Hal Hal How do you -Kavln class (if that's possible). Buzz Club was a make a BrHiah luxury llnar alnk? Over· riot - thanks for the initiation. Do you still load It with tlowera. have my shirt? Did the cat have kittens Jeff (Romeo): yet? Nurse, pass the hemostats please. Thanks A WHOLE LOT for Ihe past few For all you throats who want to catch up to weeks! Gosh, if rt weren't for 'IOU and rum Commodore Vic (20) Sciulli, he's taken up & cokes and Merlin and thu Commons Hey Kevin- residence at the MotelS on 31. Please, no and Buzz Club and all that ottl9r silliness I You're right, "Girls just wanna' have F-U· friends or prostijutes need visil. He's might have been able to graduate on time! N . . . " and Mo and I did - Thanks for studying. Here's to ... II "being there' all those various occassions Love, Juliet and on all those long walks home from our Mergerat, Tom,MyManll 'watering holes' - it's on to D.C. and Ughtan up, -nchl The days sra What the hell are we still doing up here? Chicago- 'til next year ... and Lou, can't growing ahortar, and eo era you. Did you know that it's impos!:ible to swal­ we go to Naugles or the donut shop or . low a whole tea-bag? HerE's to NUKE or . somewhere must be open ..bye GOD:, Wander Indiana, I QUIT, Ther· you, two . . signed your two favorite next Dzeve, monuclear War, and a host of other ob· door neighbors Ill I think our aacrat Ia at Ill Nobody noxious past-ttmes. ..r.. thing. Q: What are you doing? The system's UN: auapacta • running slow. Thllnx ALOT lor putting up with ell Bawera aport-rHera A: I know. n·s my system and I'll do my lnMnlly thla y.. rl Hayl HaVII a When you come back to school next whatever I want. grut tlma In D.C. naxt -rl I'll fall, things will be different around the Did you also know that TST ·(PC) is a miMyoul office. You'll even beabletoseethetopof BOZO NO-NO? love, M.P. the desk. Reporting should be easier and the quality of writing will improve. I will probably be in touch wijh you before you leave, but if I can't get a hold of you, you'll hear from me over the summer. By the Fast, Free way, if you will be staying at a different address from the one in the phone book, come up to the office and give me the cor· Delive..y-- IRISH GARDENS rect one. -MikeS. Throbbing head ? Quaking body? Has Ope1n 12:30-5:30 Mary, Maureen, Merlpat, Jell, and ell -===--•.. •® Monday dealt another you other hom-erd-bound people, crushing blow? Revive Remember to send us poor souls who are yourself with a well­ staying in South Bend some letters over .. in tllae Basement the summer. Things get lonely around rounded meal from here, and it would be a nice to hear from Domino's Pizza. We'll some of you. help smooth the wrinkles of LaFortune -Mike, Kevin, etc. out of your day. ~ Herb really likes Karen It's not qurte love yet. but it's definitely Call us. more than friendship

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The Saint Mary's soccer club ended is spring season over An Tos­ champion for this year is tal weekend by capturing first place The interhall lacrosse Grace, who defeated Keenan 12-3. There were 10 teams involved championship, Dillon beat in the Notre Dame tournament. In the interhall SOCCer this year, the first for interhalllacrosse action. - The Obseroer The Law School 1-0.- The Obseroer The Belles defeated Notre Dame 3- I in the final to win the same tournament that they could only finish fourth in last year. Sports transactions this weekend included the Saint Mary's beat Kalamazoo 1-0 reassigning of pitcher Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd by the Boston Red Sox and Northwestern 3-0 to reach the to Pawtucket of the International League after his loss to the Chicago final~. White Sox Saturday. Steve Crawford, pitcher, was recalled by the Saint Mary'S tennis team played Northeastern Red Sox. -AP Illinois Friday, winning 7-0. Mary Carole Hall led the way with a 6-1, Coach John Akers attributes the 6-0 victory over Kathy Cooper. - The Obseroer success of the club to the "dedication of the players and the coach. There is also a lot of competi­ The ND women's golf team defeated Evansville tion within the team which helps to 720-741. Medalist for the match was Nancy Foster ofEvansvllle with drive the players to do their best." 84-79-163. For the Irish, Angie Lloyd was 83-84-167 and Cathy Pen­ in the 12" softball Akers also mentioned that the Holy Cross crushed Dillon na was 86-84-1 70. - The Observer final, 1 1-0. - The Obseroer support and help of the athletic department, college, and grounds crew "is appreciated and has helped the club. Instead of being shoved off behind Angela, the club has been allowed to use the Madelleva field. This location has caused more campus interest n the sport." THIS OLD HOUSE

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Their Despite the fact that MSll con­ his three goals early in the second upsetting Ohio Wesleyan last week aggressive play also helped offset trolled the ball for much of the first quarter, the Irish seemed well in The Notre Dame lacrosse team's - almost ruined the Irish hopes on Notre Dame's ·superior talent and quarter, Notre Dame held a good control, 4-1. However, MSll's Riney lt-ading scorer, attackman Bob Troc­ Cartier Field. The Spartans brought kept the ball away from a explosive edge on the scoreboard. Mark Wilke and Marc Berman scored less chi, finished the 191:!4 season on their tough, physical style of play Irish attack. Steranka batted the ball into the goal than a minute apart to cut the lead to Saturday with .36 goals, but none was with them and made Notre Dame "They were winning most of the to give the Irish an early lead, and one. more valuable than the 36th goal. It earn every goal it scored. face-offs and were controlling the senior tri-captain Kevin Smith in­ The Irish rebounded, however, was his final goal with I :31:! remain­ That is, except for the last one. ball most of the time," O'Leary ex­ creased the lead to 2-0 by scoring off when Smith batted in a goal on an Ing in the fourth quarter of Satur­ With the score tied at 10 and Michi­ plained. "I don't think they were a pass from joe Franklin. extra-man situation and Tim Cor­ day's contest with Michigan State gan State holding the momentum of outplaying us, though, because we The Spartans cut the lead to 2-1, rigan bounced a shot in the upper that gave the Irish a hard-fought I I­ a two-goal streak, Notre Dame really aren't a ball-control team. We but Tom Grote was able to duke his corner of the net. With a 6-3 lead, I 0 victory over the Spartans. worked for a shot. Senior Steve Pear­ get the ball and go to the goal, so, defender and score to cap off the Notre L\J.me once again looked to be The Notre Dame win, coupled sall, who had scored a goal earlier in unless we get a large lead, we're not scoring in the quarter. see LACROSSE, page 13 with Denison's victory over Ohio the game, took a shot that the MSU Wesleyan, earned Rich O'Leary's goalie stopped easily. The ball, squad the Midwest Lacrosse Associa­ however, rolled out from under the tion championship, and gave the netting of his stick and Trocchi, in Irish, who have no scholarships, a the right place at the right time, reasonable claim to the title of the poked the loose ball into the net. best lacrosse team in the Midwest. Up to that point, though, the Spar­ Notre Dame ended its season with tans provided a tougher challenge a 9-3 record, its best in its four years than expected. The Irish had as a varsity sport. Its I:!- I MLA record destroyed nearly every opponent tied it with Denison for first place in except Denison during their victory the conference; however, the Irish streak, controlling most of the were awarded the championship by games from the outset. Michigan virtue of their I 2- I I win over State, though, was greatly improved Denison on April 25. from last year and never allowed Entering Saturday's game, O'Leary Notre Dame to take complete con­ and his players knew that they had to trol of the game. \ win in order to have a chance at the "Michigan State is a good team - MI.A title. They also knew that a lot better than most people give Denison had to beat Ohio Wesleyan. them credit fur," said O'Leary. "They About fifteen minutes after fulfilling make you play their physical game their end of the scenario, they heard and take you out of your own game." The Bradley that Denison had done the same. The Spartans were able to stay Kevin Smith, a tri-captain on the lacrosse team, pionship last weekend defeating Michigan State 11- However, Michigan State - the close throughout the game by win- scored one of the goals as the Irish won the MIA cham- 10. SeeMikeSullivan'sstoryabove. Record 23-22 Notre Dame wins Baseball team wins three of four By ERIC SCHEUERMANN the loss. In the nightcap, Mark Irish were able to end the game ear­ Midwest Catholics Sports Writer Clementz (5-S) pitched Notre Dame ly, however, with a six-run rally in By CHUCK EHRMAN to a 6-3 win. Their record stands at their half of the inning. Sports Writer Entering Saturday's doubleheader 23-22. Third baseman jim Dee ended the against Huntington with a 20-21 Against Huntington, sophomore contest with his fourth home-run of The Irish finished first Saturday at the Midwest Catholic Cham­ record, the Notre Dame baseball Irish hurler Mark Watzke continued the season which made the score 14- pionship held here at Notre Dame. team played so well that both games his outstanding season by pitching a 4. Watzke took the win, and his DePaul took second. were cut short before they had run six-hitter in the opener. The Irish record now stands at an impressive Individual winners include: Mike Collins ( 10,000 ), Bill Courtney their scheduled length. sluggers backed him up with a ten­ 4-0. (steeple chase), Jim Crandal (javelin), Gary LeKander (triple jump), hit, fourteen-run performance of Dee had three hits, including his Jim Moyar ( 1,500), Mike Brennan ( 110 high hurdles),John McNelis The Irish swept the shortened their own. home-run and a double, and drove in ( 800 ), Mitch Van Eyken (I 00 ), Dan Shannon ( 200 ),James Patterson twinbill at jake Kline Field by scores Notre Damf' put Huntington far four runs. Mike Metzler continued (long jump), and the 4x400 relay team of Jeff Van Wie, Van Eyken, of 14-4 and 14-0. Since Huntington behind right from the start, as they to tear up opposing pitching, as he Shannon, and Gilmore. was willing to use a 10-run lead rule scored four times in the first inning went 2-2 with two doubles and 4 Both Courtney and Moyar qualified for the upcoming IC4As. which is usually used only in NAIA and sent three more across the plate RBI. Outfielder Mike Trudeau con­ competition, both games were in the second. Another run in the tributed a double and two singles. brought to an abbreviated end in the fourth sent the Irish out to a The Irish won the second game Edmonton Oilers face fifth inning. seemingly comfortable lead. even more handily than the first. Yesterday, the Irish split with But Watzke experienced a scare While they slugged fourteen and Lewis College, losing the first game in the fifth, as Huntington cut the scored another fourteen runs, hurler 4-0, with joe Dobash (2-7) taking Irish lead in half with four runs. The Jason Schomer shut out Huntington Islanders in Cup finals on five hits. Assoclated Press got two quick goals in the third Two runs crossed the plate for the game," said Islander Mike Bossy, Irish in the first inning, but that was UNIONDALE, N.Y. - It now who had three game-winning goals nothing compared to what would will be up to the Edmonton Oilers to in the series. "We got a 5-0 lead and happen in their half of the third. do what Montreal couldn't do - could relax. We never had a big lead A power display by the Irish in this stop the New York Islanders and in any game before that, where we inning led to a nine-run outburst. preserve the Canadiens' National could sit back and have fun out Both Vuono and Metzler hit homers Hockey League record of five con­ there." to highlight the inning. With this secutive Stanley Cups, achieved "From then on, we were back to show of offensive firepower, the from 1956-60. being in control of our game." Irish increased their lead to 11-0. "We wanted to beat them for the They'll need total control of their Another three runs in the fourth players from those teams," said game to beat the Oilers in the Stan­ seemed to ice the game for the Irish Montreal forward Mario Tremblay ley Cup final, which opens here at 14-0. after the Islanders won the Prince of Thursday night. The Islanders swept While the Irish hitters tore the Wales Conference final playoff Edmonton in four games in the 1983 cover off the ball, pitcher Schomer series in six games with a 4-1 victory final series. allowed Huntington nothing. He Saturday night. "But they had too "They're going to come at us benefited from outstanding much for us." much faster," said Islanders' captain defensive plays by Trudeau in the For the first two games, the Denis Potvin, who established a frrst inning, and by Steve Passinault Canadiens were in control of the playoff mark with 98 career assists in the third. Both efforts saved runs series. They won twice at home and with two assists in the clinching for the Irish hurler. made the Islanders look like any­ game. "They want the puck badly. After Huntington could not score thing but four-time champions. But Montreal, at times, didn't seem to in the fifth, the game was called a 14- the Islanders hit their stride in Game want to have the puck." 0 victory for the Irish. Schomer 3 and outscored Montreal 15-5 the picked up the win to raise his record rest ofthe series. The Islanders began to turn to 3-2. "I'm glad we had a chance to get a around the conference final when Vuono's two homers gave him 5 crack at them," said Canadiens' cap­ their forwards assumed control of RBI to lead the team, and Metzler tain Bob Gainey, who played the last the puck. picked up 3 RBI with his smash over two games with a separated left Also, they started getting the first the centerfield fence. Dee chipped shoulder. "It gave us a taste of what it goal, just as Montreal had done in its in with three singles. takes to beat a club like this." two victories. The Observer/Thorn Bradley The Irish travel to Valparaiso But only a taste. The Canadiens "We knew we had to get on top jack Moran and the Irish baseball team went three-for-four this today for a single game. Tomorrow, never came close to finishing the and make them try to come back," weekend, mauling Huntington Collegeand spliting its the team will close the season with a meal. said Clark Gillies, who has seven doubleheader with Lewis College. See Eric Scheuermann's story doubleheader against Northwestern "All it took for us was to get a fast playoff goals after scoring only 12 above. at Jake Kline field. start and I saw it coming when we during the regular season.