Opinion Page 2/The Battalion/Wednesday, June 6, 1984 Jackson resurrecting Ike's ploy 1 percent Ur By DAVID S. BRODER delegates were seated, “the nomination would be seating. Taft resisted, as he was hound todoif jm ^ati Columnist lor The Los Angeles Times Syndicate - tarnished,” as the Times put it. “The ‘steal’ there­ hoped to be nominated, and the first natioj :aiiy ur WASHINGTON — With some prompting from fore was reinforcement of the basic Eisenhower television audience ever to see a nominatingcn Tuesday landslides Gary Hart and the ghost of Dwight Eisenhower, vention heard hours of oratory from the Esc Ihe state slogan, ‘Taft can’t win.’” has put his finger on the tactic that Hart launched the same tactic against Mondale hower side on the theme, “Thou shall not steal oldie ait Every time an election comes around, could create a national television drama this sum­ several weeks ago by claiming that 587 Mondale Pressured by this propaganda assault plii ^a’^ ^ people are reminded to get out and mer, destroy Democratic hopes for a calm con­ delegates are “tainted” by the fact that they were public opinion it generated, the delegates it budge vote. Some candidates call you on the vention, and conceivably frustrate Walter Mon­ chosen in states where union political-action com­ rowly approved the “fair play” rules amendmet ,ear’s en phone and ask if you’ve voted yet. Cam­ dale’s plan for neatly nailing down the party mittee (PAG) money was used to finance the and then forced Taft to yield most of thedi ; In ar paign workers may knock on your door presidential nomination. Mondale delegate slates. pitted delegates. Eisenhower’s nomination [, House Ji and ask the same question. Jackson tipped his hand when he commented Mondale has promised to return the PAG con­ came inevitable. aid the farious s Often, a person’s response is, “The that what he is contemplating is like “the Eisen- tributions, but last week Jackson got into the act, other guy’s going to win anyway.” Or, hower-Taft challenge” at the 1952 Republican arguing that “if the money is tainted, so are the Clearly, in the current situation, if a news; P111^^ “Oh, one vote won’t make any differen­ convention. delegates.” sion of the “fair play” rule were invoked a ru ce.” That Jackson, who was only 10 years old that So far, Jackson is alone in threatening a cre­ Mondale’s 587 “tainted” delegates were noli ,ii ” But Saturday’s run-off elections illus­ summer, knew the almost-forgotten story of that dentials fight against the Mondale 587. But lowed to vote on any credentials challenge,Mu Durinj trate that just one vote can make a dra­ convention fight should send shivers down the Hart’s campaign manager, Oliver Henkel, has dale would lose control of the convention-mi laid, stan matic difference. spines of unity-minded Democrats. put Democratic National Gommittee officials on probably the nomination. In the race for the Democratic nomi­ Robert Taft, the senator and hero of Re­ notice that if Hart did well enough in the final nation for Texas senator, Lloyd Doggett publican regulars, came into that sum­ primaries to have a chance of stopping Mondale, But equally clearly, such a tactic is not limi came out ahead of Kent Hance by a mer as far ahead of Eisenhower, Earl Warren he too may join in such a challenge. work in 1984. Neither Hart nor Jackson everi AS mere 476 votes — something less than and as Mondale figures to be crated Europe or attained the status of natioi am two votes per county. ahead of his two competitors going into San Neutral party officials say the challenge to the hero that Eisenhower enjoyed. While the pn Cl I ^ Only 18 votes separated Max Hoyt Francisco this summer. The Times put delegates has little basis in party rules. In any convention polls in 1952 showed Eisenhowei and Joe Barton in the Republican run Taft just 74 votes short of nomination as the con­ case, they expect Mondale to control the conven­ likely winner, if nominated, the polls todaysfc I off for 6th Congressional District rep­ vention opened. tion committees where this will be decided. But President Reagan heating any Democrat. Garde resentative. Out of desperation, the Eisenhower forces Jackson’s reference to the Eisenhower-Taft fight So the conditions that made the tacticworki ifcts l*1' One vote can make a difference. charged Taft with a “Southern steal” of dele­ clearly shows that he understands that need not 1952 are missing this year — or at least atik * If either Doggett or Hoyt was your gates. Their complaint was that many of the Taft- be the end of the story. moment. But just because a tactic won’t wi name, sa choice, you could have solidified their controlled Dixie Republican parties had barred The ingenious device the Eisenhower forces does not guarantee it will not be attempted legist. leads. Victories by a precarious 18 votes enthusiastic Democrats-for-Eisenhower from used to break Taft’s grip and force him to give up “You’l — such as Hoyt’s — can be lost if the re­ voting in their caucuses. The dispute centered on the delegates that might have made him the nom­ If Jackson is serious about pursuing his i| he activ count shows any discrepancies. Dog- Texas, and pro-Eisenhower politicians and edito­ inee was the beautifully named “fair play” dated version of the Eisenhower strategy,at aid Dr. gett’s margin of fewer than two votes rialists trumpeted “the shame of Mineral Wells,” amendment. Hart decides to join him, the home screens products per county may decrease. the town where the delegates were picked. newspapers will be filled with emotional char^:Sret*‘enl' that Mondale is winning with “tainteddelegates' Likewise, if your candidate was The national committee and the credentials A group of pro-Eisenhower governors ad­ keting fo Hance or Barton, you should feel guilty committee both voted that the Taft delegates vanced the notion that, as a matter of “fair play,” That kind of convention may not domuchti prices. T that you didn’t get out and vote. All it were legitimate, under the rules. But the Eisen­ the challenged Taft delegates should not vote on Jackson’s or Hart’s chances. But it will certaiti alway in< takes is a few people out of a large con­ hower forces kept up the cry that if the “tainted” their own — or other challenged delegates’ — improve Reagan’s prospects. you are b gressional or senatorial district to make Durinj a difference in a race this close. for water Never believe that your vote doesn’t time to strike. matter. Remember, if you think you Trying to avoid the campaign jinxes “Then don’t really care who is elected, you are year com just as stuck with that candidate as any­ Hollowa; one who voted for him or her. By HELEN THOMAS He will walk with royalty at Buckingham Palace, and in somelrishi Agriculti Think about that when the Novem­ Columnist for United Press International nals his ancestry has beentraced back to an 1 1 th century monarch. the Text ber elections roll around. WASHINGTON — President Reagan says he is running “scared” in He has plenty of television on his trip abroad, making both themoit Station a his re-election campaign, even though the polls and the pols are reassur­ ingand the nightly news shows. mem spe — The Battalion Editorial Board ing. When he returns the next big stage will he the Olympics, which her “Peopl formally open at the end of July, playing to an audience of millions. ever, tha The president was asked once more to speculate on his re-election attract in Adel to the spectacular appearances his Oval Office picture takit The Battalion chances when he was interviewed by an Irish Television correspondent weather i C1SPS 045 360 and he refrained on grounds that he is superstitious. and ceremonies in the Rose Garden, which can occur daily if he In mai Mendxrrof ' “I find it impossible to speculate or suggest that I am going to win,” he chooses. can be us Texas Press Association Southwest Journalism Conference said. “I think it jinxes me if I do that. So I’m always going to behave as if The advantages of the incumbency have not escaped him andhet added. I certainly campaign from the White House even if it is not called that.Th and Dur The Battalion Editorial Board I’m one vote behind. I’ll run scared.” Secret Service would love it and it would ease the problems considerab!' insecticid Rclxxa Zimniermann. Editor In advance of the Republican National Gonvention, which is being Bill Robinson, Editorial Page/Assistant City Editor called a coronation since the ticket is already set, the president is being se­ but for the man who likes to run as if he is 25 points behind, it’s notlikei Shelley Hoekstra. City Editor Kathleen Hart. News Editor lective about his appearances. He is going for the high visibility on plat­ that Reagan will not hit the road. Dave Scott. Sports Editor forms that will enhance his presidential and statesman image. But the full-scale campaigning is not expected to begin until afterll The Battalion Staff His trip to Ghina caused a “blip” upward in the polls, says top aide Mi­ traditional Labor Day kickoff. Assistant News Editor...... Den.t Brown Stall Writer*...... Robin Black. chael Deaver. And his 10-day journey to Ireland, France and England is On the other side of the coin, the Republicans are sitting on thesidt Kari Fluegel. Surah Oates. Travis Tingle giving him maximum exposure. lines enjoying the spectacle of the Democratic candidates heating tl» Copv Editor...... Tratie Holub In Ireland, he returned to the homeland of his ancestors, which can’t selves up. Photographers...... Peter Rocha. Dean Saito hurt him with the Irish-American voters although he insists that electio­ White House money is still on to win the nominatior Editorial Policy Letters Policy neering is not in his thoughts. and Reagan’s strategy is predictable. He will continue to link the form) The /Lmu/ion i* u non-profit, urlf-ut^ Leuert to i/ie EUitnr s/wm*/ not exoretl IMMtinic nr**/MlJrr ;i* * iiHnmitnilt .100 fin It in lenffllt. The etliitiri.il u*IT re- He also is identifying with the nation’s war heroes as he goes to Nor­ vice president with President Jimmy Garter’s administration — which! •>ei\ite it* Te.vus .l.vAf .»m/ ISr\:in-('.tdlege >er\es the right tn cxlil letters hir stvle untl- Si.mtin. letiffih hut ** ill make e« ery el inn to tn.iiiit.iin mandy to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the D-Day landing during foreign policy, at least, had many more successes than Reagan. the juthnr’t intent. F.uh letter nniu be Ofnniun* e\f*rc%\eti in The ll.nt.tlinn .ire signet I jml mu*t inclutle the inhhets ant! World War II, which marked the beginning of the end of the war in Eu­ The president, who heads the federal government, will run again.1 thnse nf the Etlnnrt.il UtKinl nr the .inthnr. telefilnnie nutnhemithe writer. .nul ihi tn it netes\.iril% le/n t^eiii the n/hn- The ll.iil.ilinn is fnihli.thetl Monday rope. government and Washington again as though he had just taken overtk mn% td Tex.!* AXM .ulinmisii.not*. I.uuhx thrnuyh Fntljy tluriny Texas AX-SI regular nt the titKinl nl Regents. yetne>tery. except /or htilitlax anti exaniina- And in London he is hob-nobbing with the the leaders of Western Eu­ reins. The U.iil.itinn .ilw %etxv% ax a Lilmnamie lion pvrimlt. anti Tneytlax through Thun- iien^paper /or uutletils in leptnting. ethinig dax during xuintner \e%siun%. Sl.nl uihxcrii*- rope and Japan for three-days during the Economic Summit. His speeches are laced with jibes against government and how the pn antl iihntngia/ihx t lax>ex uiihin the De/Mit- ntnix ate SHi. “3 per xetnexter. SJ.1.-5 per tneiit td (amununm aimnx. m /mm./ »rar anti SJ3 per lull xear. Alls end­ His aides portray him as man who will attend the summit as a victor vate sector is the answer. ing ram lurntxhetl on rev/uesi. L’nitetl l*iexs lnieinaiittn.il i* entiihtl ex- Our athhexx: The liattaimn. 'Jlli Reetl Still he wants to be head of the government for another foil t luxixelx m the me /or lejn-ntlutimn of all Slt lhinald lUtihling. Texas AX-SI L'nixerdty. whose recovery policies have worked, and the others will have to get on nrxsx dix/Mlt hex ttethietl to it. Kighlx nt' re- (’.nllege Station. TX T/S IX years and he does not want to rest on his laurels. /hi tint nun nl all other inatiet heteni #e- Set out I tlasx ftoxtage /*aitl at (aillege Sta- the bandwagon if they do not want their economies to be left behind. xetxetl. limi. EX 77IOX Insolvent financial institutions are bank robber's nightmare

By ART BUCHWALD decided to let it go out of business. Don’t drive so Columnist lor The Los Angeles Times Syndicate fast. Nobody is chasing us.” It was the legendary Willie Sutton who, when “Why should they chase us? We came away asked why he robbed banks, said, “That’s where dry.” the money is.” “Don’t get sore at me. It isn’t my fait the bank Willie’s reason may no longer be valid. Re­ screwed up. I wasn’t the only one in there that cently a well-dressed robber walked into the Her­ didn’t know they were out of money. Three peo­ itage Bank in Anaheim, Galif., and handed a note ple were trying to get loans, and one lady wanted to the woman supervisor which read, “Give me all to know what happened to an electric blanket your money or I’ll start shooting.” they promised her when she opened her ac­ The supervisor indignantly informed the rob­ count.” ber that Heritage had no money and had gone “Banks should put signs up when they run out bankrupt in March. The man walked out in dis- of funds. We could have been killed or gotten 20 FIRST THE PlAV WPEP/ THEN THE MOV/E BOMBEP gust. vears for trying to stick up a place that went un­ What the newspaper story could not report der because of a bad management.” ,mANP NOW PAPPVS BANK JUST WENT UNPER was what happened when the robber got in his “You just went through a red light.” getaway car and drove off. “I always go through red lights after a bank “So how much did you get?” his partner asked. robbery.” “Nothing,” was the rely. “They have no mon­ “But we didn’t rob the bank. Technically we ey.” have nothing to fear. If they didn’t have money “What do you mean they have no money? All it’s their fault, not ours. I wouldn’t be surprised if banks have money. The Heritage Bank is the they failed to report it. The lady I gave the note largest one in Orange Gounty.” to wasn’t even frightened. She was just mad I “What are you yelling at me for? They’re insol­ hadn’t read the papers.” vent. The depositors have been paid off and the “So what do we do now?” Feds are now liquidating the place.” “I don’t know. I guess we’re going to have to “Why didn’t you know that when you decided read the newspapers more closely and find ot to pull the heist in the first place?” which banks are still in busines and which ones “I cased the joint for three days. The reason I are in liquidation.” picked it was because there weren’t any guards “Do you still hve the note you gave her?” around. I thought they were just being careless. “Yeah, she handed it back to me and told me h It turned out there was nothing to guard. I not to come in again. I assured her she had noth­ should have been suspicious when nobody both­ ing to worry about on that score. I also told her I ered to lock the doors at night.” was going to pass the word to all my friends about “But how can a bank go busted?” robbing Heritage branches.” w “I guess they made a lot of bad loans and “What are you doing now?” couldn't collect them. It’s going on all over the “I'm rewriting the note. I’m going to say, ‘If by country. If it’s a big bank like Ghicago Gontinen- any chance you have any money in the bank, give tal the Feds get nervous and put more money in, it to me or I will start shooting. Otherwise, disre­ so there won’t be a run on it. But in this case they gard this message.’”

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